Don't Tell Your Mum

Don't Tell Your Mum

By Heart

Don't Tell Your Mum is a weekly podcast for Dads about parenting issues, family life, reconnecting with being a man

Episodes

Was this the worlds most hated/loved ad? Death threats for the creators? And where do you put your nuts?

Was this the worlds most hated/loved ad? Death threats for the creators? And where do you put your nuts?

What do you get your kids for Christmas? Al's kid Ted wants gold. Nothing but gold. Where do you put your nuts? In the bathroom? And are you ready for Christmas? What can you do to get prepared? Join JK and Al as they work through the ups and downs of being a father as we near the Christmas period. How to deal with the winter illnesses that all kids pickup, how to entertain them and deal with the excitement. Most of all, how to enjoy Christmas with your family. And Al interviews vice president of Gillette, Pankaj Ballah, to talk about the ad the world hated including death threats to his family and lessons learnt about gender equality and what it means to be a modern man. And hear from this weeks confessional - can you forgive this week's dad? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ Thanks to Google, the sponsors of this podcast, we’ll be talking about internet safety and ways that we can help children become safe and confident explorers of the online world. Find out more about their programme Be Internet Legends here - https://beinternetlegends.withgoogle.com/en_uk/. Or check out the Family Link App here - https://families.google.com/intl/en_uk/familylink/.

04/12/1951m 40s
When can I have sex again? Post-op blues, adoption and fertility

When can I have sex again? Post-op blues, adoption and fertility

Ever used treacle in the bedroom? Are you afraid of flying? Can you load a dishwasher? How are these things connected? You'll have to listen to find out! Join JK and Al as they discuss White Ribbon Day, how surgery can get you in the mood and watching Baywatch with your kids. Plus can they forgive this weeks confession? And what can we learn about obeying the doctors orders after an operation on your junk? Listen and subscribe to Don't Tell your Mum now on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts! Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ Thanks to Google, the sponsors of this podcast, we’ll be talking about internet safety and ways that we can help children become safe and confident explorers of the online world. Find out more about their programme Be Internet Legends here - https://beinternetlegends.withgoogle.com/en_uk/. Or check out the Family Link App here - https://families.google.com/intl/en_uk/familylink/.

27/11/1947m 44s
Papa Pukka Talks Parenting

Papa Pukka Talks Parenting

Al and JK are joined by celebrity podcaster Matt Farquharson aka Papa Pukka to talk about his parenting experiences, the ups and downs and the funny bits. And hear from this weeks confessional - can you forgive this week's dad? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet @papa_pukka www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ Thanks to Google, the sponsors of this podcast, we’ll be talking about internet safety and ways that we can help children become safe and confident explorers of the online world. Find out more about their programme Be Internet Legends here - https://beinternetlegends.withgoogle.com/en_uk/. Or check out the Family Link App here - https://families.google.com/intl/en_uk/familylink/.

20/11/191h 6m
Dads: Can Cook Might Cook with guest Aldo Zilli

Dads: Can Cook Might Cook with guest Aldo Zilli

Ever cleaned your bum with your wife's toothbrush? Can you cook? Like...At all? Do you do Dad jokes? The answers to these and more questions in this episode of Don't Tell your Mum. Plus, Al and JK are joined by celebrity chef Aldo Zilli who confirms that the teenage years are the worst, talks about his parenting experiences and helps with some simple suggestions to impress with cooking. And here how his son makes a better soufflé than him. And hear from this weeks confessional - can you forgive Eduardo? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet @AldoZilli www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ Thanks to Google, the sponsors of this podcast, we’ll be talking about internet safety and ways that we can help children become safe and confident explorers of the online world. Find out more about their programme Be Internet Legends here - https://beinternetlegends.withgoogle.com/en_uk/. Or check out the Family Link App here - https://families.google.com/intl/en_uk/familylink/.

13/11/1947m 29s
Do you drink too much? How can you tell and what can you do about it?

Do you drink too much? How can you tell and what can you do about it?

Do you drink too much? Or do you have another vice? Could you handle having triplets? And what would you do if your toddler offered your neighbour a fresh turd as a gift? Join JK and Al as they explore the answer to these questions and the many more our children give us in the journey of fatherhood. Can you forgive this week's confession? And listen to Daddy To Triplets, Alex, talk about his struggle with weight and unexpected triplets! @daddy_to_triplet_girls A lot of us are guilty of using alcohol to manage stress. How can we parent better and live healthier lives? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. This episode's recommendations: Why Mummy Drinks: Gill Sims https://www.amazon.co.uk/Why-Mummy-Drinks-Sunday-Bestselling/dp/0008241090/ Hello New You: Eat Better, Drink Less, Exercise More: Katherine Bebo https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hello-New-You-Better-Exercise/dp/1786857596/ Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet @daddy_to_triplet_girls www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

06/11/1954m 56s
Halloween Special: My child is bruised - did the babysitter do it?

Halloween Special: My child is bruised - did the babysitter do it?

Do you believe in aliens? Are crop circles real? What happens if you have a baby in space? Join JK and Al as they find out answers to these questions and more, including this week's confession. What would you do if your children accused the babysitter of hitting them? Can you trust you kid to tell the truth? How can you know if it's real or imagined? Have you ever been accused of hurting your children? And would you let a stranger babysit your kids? Also Al and JK find out how to get their kids to share toys and understand possession. And when will we all get to go into space? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. This episode's recommendations: It's Haunted (Pop-Up Book) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Its-Haunted-Christopher-Santoro/dp/0553523708 HalloScreem https://www.amazon.co.uk/Halloscreem-The-Halloween-Board-Game/dp/B002OK5RRU/ Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

30/10/1948m 16s
Kids just caught me having sex; called boss dickhead by accident!

Kids just caught me having sex; called boss dickhead by accident!

Have you ever called your boss a dickhead by mistake? How do you eat your weetabix? Do you hate soggy cereal? Listen to JK and Al as they talk through this episodes Dad conundrums. Hear from this week's confession, can JK and Al find forgiveness for our sweary dad? And how does it compare to JK's confession? Do you listen to your wife? Maybe you should as JK and Al find out to their detriment. Can Al and Jen forgive? And how do you discipline your kids? What's the best way? Do you send them to their room, or do you try and talk things through? Join Al and JK as they answer these questions and many more in this week's episode of Don't Tell Your mum. Listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player wherever you get your podcasts. This episode's recommendations: The Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper and Loren Long https://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Engine-That-Could/dp/0399173870/ Kid Confidence: Help Your Child Make Friends, Build Resilience, and Develop Real Self-Esteem by Eileen Kennedy-Moore https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kid-Confidence-Friends-Resilience-Self-Esteem/dp/1684030498/ Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

23/10/1943m 16s
Bill Bailey: Toddler Sky Diving & selling pics of wife on eBay

Bill Bailey: Toddler Sky Diving & selling pics of wife on eBay

Did you know you can take your toddler sky diving in New Zealand? How do you get your kids to brush their teeth? How can you break a fussy eater? Join Al and JK and Celeb guest Bill Bailey as they discuss these questions and more. Can you forgive this weeks confession? What would you do if you sold personal photos of your wife on eBay by accident? Al finds an appropriate solution that he thinks will get this weeks' dad off the hook, but do you agree? And hear comedian and star of stage and screen Bill Bailey as he talks through how he balanced fun and discipline as a parent. Do kids have too much homework? How can you install respect for the rules and still allow kids to be kids? Bill gives his take to these questions as well as talking through his experiences skydiving with his teenage son. Listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player wherever you get your podcasts. This episode's recommendations Get Your Kids to Eat Anything - Emily Leary https://www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Your-Kids-Eat-Anything/dp/1784725587 Kids Cooking and Baking Set by Baking Wizards https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cooking-Baking-Kitchen-Utensils-Children/dp/B01L9IR7HK Exclusive BabyShow discount code : DADSNET Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

16/10/1957m 35s
Explaining Life And Death To Kids: Baby Loss Awareness Week

Explaining Life And Death To Kids: Baby Loss Awareness Week

Why's everyone listening to Country & Western music? What's that got to do with JK's mate Dogger who's still fighting at fifty? And do you have a favourite child? Can you forgive yourself? Or this weeks Dad confession? Join JK and Al as they explore the serious and ridiculous sides of being a Dad. In this episode, they look at the difficult issue of miscarriage, child loss, and explaining life and death to your children, in support of Baby Loss Awareness week. If you or someone you know has been affected by this issue, you can find help and advice at https://babyloss-awareness.org and at www.thedadsnet.com Listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player wherever you get your podcasts. This episode's recommendations The Baby Loss Guide - Zoe-Clark Coates, Water bugs and Dragonflies https://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Loss-Guide-day-day/dp/1409185435 Fathers Feel Too: A Book for Men by Men on Coping with the Death of a Baby – by Andrew Don https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fathers-Feel-Too-Coping-Death/dp/095469323X Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

09/10/1951m 6s
Baby-poo pebbledash in public, can vegetarians eat meat? Plus how to be a good step parent

Baby-poo pebbledash in public, can vegetarians eat meat? Plus how to be a good step parent

Can you be veggie and snaffle the occasional bacon sandwich? How would you deal with your child going number two in public? And what should you do as a step parent? Join Al and JK for answers to these questions and many more in this episode of Don't Tell Your Mum. Can you forgive this week's confession, and what would you do with Mr.Stinky? How can you teach your kids to stop picking their nose? And why does Ted keep wiping bogeys on Al's arm? Have you had experience with becoming a step parent? Do you have your own kids? Al and JK discuss blended families and the responsibilities of step-parenting. Don't forget to rate and subscribe and let us know your favourite bits of the episode. If you would like to send in a confessional for Al and JK to pass judgement on, submit your stories here on the Dadsnet: https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ DTYM Recommends This week, DTYM recommends: The Book You Wish Your Parents Had Read (and Your Children Will Be Glad That You Did) - Philippa Perry https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Wish-Your-Parents-Children/dp/0241250994 Rexco 72 Piece Kids Fort Childrens Toy Creative Play House Construction Building Playhouse Wendy Tent Xmas Gift https://www.amazon.co.uk/Childrens-Creative-Construction-Building-Playhouse/dp/B0752T4YQJ JK Twitter: @jkjasonking Instagram: @jkjasonking Al: Twitter: @Al_fergusonTDN Instagram: @itsthefergusons Dadsnet: Twitter: @thedadsnet Instagram: @thedadsnet Facebook: The Dadsnet

02/10/1946m 37s
Romesh Ranganathan: Why kids are dicks, fussy eaters, his family life

Romesh Ranganathan: Why kids are dicks, fussy eaters, his family life

He was a math's teacher in a former life and is now one of the UK's most loved comedians. Romesh Ranganathan joins us on this week's episode of Don't Tell Your Mum. He talks about his new show, The Reluctant Landlord and how his role in the show has been inspired by his Dad who owned a pub throughout his childhood. He talks about the ups and downs with the relationship with his father, what type of Dad he is to his kids and the most expensive mistake he's made to deal with his son who is perhaps the worst fussy eater we've ever heard of. Don't forget to rate and subscribe and let us know your favourite bits of the episode. If you would like to send in a confessional for Al and JK to pass judgement on, submit your stories here on the Dadsnet: https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ You can watch Series 2 of The Relunctant Landlord on Wednesdays on Sky One Romesh Twitter: RomeshRanga Instagram: @romeshranga JK Twitter: @jkjasonking Instagram: @jkjasonking Al: Twitter: @Al_fergusonTDN Instagram: @itsthefergusons Dadsnet: Twitter: @thedadsnet Instagram: @thedadsnet Facebook: The Dadsnet

25/09/1933m 28s
What's a pirate's favourite position? JK's vasectomy, and giving a sample at clinic

What's a pirate's favourite position? JK's vasectomy, and giving a sample at clinic

It's National pirate day! Hear the difference between a Somerset farmer and a pirates voice with Al's unique impressions. Have you ever considered a vasectomy? JK explains why he thinks its a good idea. And how would you give a 'sample' at clinic? Al explores the best way. Join Al and JK as they talk through the serious and ridiculous sides of fatherhood. Can they forgive this episodes father for his confession? Find out! Listen and subscribe now on Global Player. Get in touch with JK and Al, send in your stories and confessions: www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ www.heart.co.uk FB/Insta/Twitter jkjasonking thedadsnet

18/09/1940m 40s
How can I tell if she's fat or pregnant? Plus: rough play or child abuse?

How can I tell if she's fat or pregnant? Plus: rough play or child abuse?

Have you ever been projectile vomited on? Can JK be forgiven for 'good-times' on the Isle Of Wight? Ever got your knackers caught in a deckchair? In this episode Al and JK explore the ridiculous side of parenting and deal with everyday difficulties of being a father by answering these questions and many more. Ever mistaken an overweight women for being pregnant - you're not alone, as JK explains. And can this weeks father be forgiven for slapping his child across the face by accident? Where is the line between rough play and abuse? Listen and subscribe now on Global Player. Al and Jk also explore how to navigate sleep when the clocks change and celebrate two exciting gifts that will make bedtime fun and restful: Gro-Clock Sleep Aid https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gro-Company-Gro-Clock-Sleep-Trainer/dp/B002APJCNE Roald Dahl 15 Book Box Set Collection by Roald Dahl https://www.amazon.co.uk/Roald-Dahl-collection-Witches-Chocolate/dp/0141371331 And check out this video Roald Dahl JK talks about in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkz_X1Rg60 Get in touch with JK and Al, send in your stories and confessions: www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ www.heart.co.uk FB/Insta/Twitter jkjasonking thedadsnet

11/09/1940m 15s
Will Climate Change kill us all? Plus Al's back in the dog house. What's he done this time?

Will Climate Change kill us all? Plus Al's back in the dog house. What's he done this time?

Climate change, it's happening, but will it kill us all or is that just 'hot air'? For Zero Waste Week, JK and Al talk through their thoughts on the reality of climate change. Is it real, or just scaremongery? In this episode's confessional we discover a devious side to this week's dad, can you forgive his behaviour? Or have you done worse And discover proper WhatsApp etiquette, Jen's most recent upset with Al, and does JK have OCD or does he just like things tidy? Plus, listen to 5-year old Ted's first original joke. Listen and subscribe now on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. This episodes recommendations: The Ultimate Guide to Green Parenting - Zion Lights https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Guide-Green-Parenting/dp/1780262485 Greentom Classic Lightweight Recycled Stroller https://www.amazon.co.uk/Greentom-Classic-Lightweight-Stroller-Adapters/dp/B07QBPVNKB Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.dadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

04/09/1941m 50s
Taken to bed by my mother-in-law: What really happens when we drink too much!

Taken to bed by my mother-in-law: What really happens when we drink too much!

What's a man shower? Sounds gross - but actually it's taking the world by storm! JK and Al explain all! JK and Al find out what it takes to throw the best bash for expectant fathers. And should you feed the homeless? What's stopping you? What's the worst that could happen? We hear from a dad who went a little far celebrating his first child's birthday and ended up being put to bed by his mother-in-law, in this episode's confessional. And JK is thinking about having the snip, would you? Do you know someone who has? Listen and subscribe now, on Global Player wherever you get your podcasts. This episode's recommendations How not to F**k Them Up by Oliver James https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Not-F-Them-Up/dp/009192393X Verolino Nappy Changing Backpack https://www.amazon.co.uk/Verolino-Changing-Hands-Free-Organiser-Multi-Function/dp/B07R7D8JB1 Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/

28/08/1941m 48s
ARGH! Summer Hols: How to stop kids driving you crazy! (and do cats have balls?)

ARGH! Summer Hols: How to stop kids driving you crazy! (and do cats have balls?)

They say if you love someone, set them free. But when is it time to let your kids have a longer leash? Are you a helicopter parent? Or do your parents still treat you like a kid? When do you cut the umbilical cord and your kids make their own mistakes? Find out in this episodes confessional. Also, JK and Al discuss summer holidays, how to manage the final days of the summer break before they go back to school and share some of their pet-peeves. Last, Al discovers cats have genitals, shares his top tips for the easiest childhood pets, and announces his campaign to start national stick-insect day. Listen and subscribe now on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet This episode's recommendations: 365 Things to make and Do – Fiona Watt > https://www.amazon.co.uk/Things-Make-Usborne-Activities-Ideas/dp/0746087926/ 50 Science things to Make and Do – Georgina Andrews/Kate Knighton > https://www.amazon.co.uk/50-Science-Things-Make-Do/dp/1409582922/

21/08/1936m 58s
Knife-crime epidemic: Ross Kemp on how to keep our kids safe.

Knife-crime epidemic: Ross Kemp on how to keep our kids safe.

More children and young adults are carrying knives. Knife crime is rising. What can we do to keep our children safe? Join Heart's JK and Al from Dadsnet as they meet Ross Kemp to discuss his latest TV show "Living with..." and the knife crime epidemic rife amongst our children. What would you do if you found you kids with knives? How do you discourage your children hanging around bad behaviour? And why does Al take a pillow and duvet to the cinema? How do you get it in through security? Is it just plain wrong? Hear the answers to all these questions, and more in this episode of Don't Tell Your Mum. And our dads recommend two books: I Feel angry by Brian Moses https://www.amazon.co.uk/I-Feel-Angry-Your-Emotions/dp/0750214031 And Hands Are Not For Hitting by Martine Agassi https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hands-are-Hitting-Best-Behavior/dp/157542200X/ Listen and subscribe now! On Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Insta/FB/Tweet @jkjasonking @thedadsnet

14/08/1950m 32s
I didn't cheat! Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer playing dead with kids! Wife thinks I'm playing away on National Playday

I didn't cheat! Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer playing dead with kids! Wife thinks I'm playing away on National Playday

Do you play enough with your children? Are you playing the right way? Do you know the benefits of playtime for your family? And would you forgive this episodes father in the confessional? Did he cheat or is he telling the truth? We invite Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer to give us their insight to these questions and why they pretend to be dead to trick their children! It's national Playday this August the 7th and we celebrate the importance of play for child development for social, emotional and physical wellbeing. Join JK and Al as they talk through their childhood experiences of playtime and how they approach playing with their children. Listen to this episodes confessional, where prankster Al gets his just deserts and ends up accused of cheating - but is he innocent? Can you forgive? And hear the parenting lowdown from internationally influential comedians and comedy writers Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer! It's a jam packed episode, listen and subscribe now on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts! www.heart.co.uk www.dadsnet.com Insta/Facebook/Twitter @thedadsnet.com @jkjasonking

07/08/1947m 36s
How can I tell if I'm gay? Wife's boobs accidentally online. And finally Charcoal or Gas BBQ?

How can I tell if I'm gay? Wife's boobs accidentally online. And finally Charcoal or Gas BBQ?

How can you tell if you're gay? Would you forgive the guy who accidentally put photos of his naked wife online? What is the one true BBQ? Charcoal or Gas? Al and JK put the world to rights in this latest episode of Don't Tell Your Mum, where they explore the ups and downs of parenting. Al fancies bon Jovi, and thinks living with his gay friends would suit him down to the ground, but does this mean he's homosexual? Or does he just really like rock music and his friends tidy house? Hear a confession from the guy who went on the holiday in hell. After subjecting his family to three days of throwing up into the hotel sink and clearing out the waterpark by vomiting into the pool he then goes on to expose his wife to keen photographers. Can you forgive him? And most importantly JK and Al find out which is the one true BBQ: Charcoal or Gas. Be prepared for a 'heated' argument! www.dadsnet.com www.heart.co.uk Insta/Twitter @thedadsnet @jkjasonking

31/07/1949m 37s
Murder Mystery: Who killed the hamster? Plus, we need to talk about IVF.

Murder Mystery: Who killed the hamster? Plus, we need to talk about IVF.

It's 1pm the day after and Al's wife still isn't home. What happened? Ted finds his pet hamster has mysteriously died. Al and JK try to piece the clues together and find out what happened. Join Heart's JK and Al from the Dadsnet for an episode dealing with the pitfalls of parenting. Alongside family life, Al reveals his struggle with trying for a second child. They both talk through the difficulties of IVF and alternative fertility treatments in an emotionally-charged conversation. Male infertility is rising and more men are facing the taboo of male infertility and the stress of IVF. If you have been affected by topics in this episode or you want to find out more, you can visit www.dadsnet.com and talk to a community of dads who have been through this and other parenting issues. If you have a parenting confession, or want to share your most embarrassing parenting moment, you could be featured on the confessional in a future episode! send your stories to us at https://www.thedadsnet.com/confessions/ Insta/twitter @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com

24/07/1953m 33s
Wife caught me flirting! What do I do? And are you looking after your mental health?

Wife caught me flirting! What do I do? And are you looking after your mental health?

Join JK (www.heart.co.uk) and Al as they discuss how to deal with being caught flirting on a night out out with their partners. And see how they react to this episode's confession - should he have been honest or did he do the right thing? What would you do? Al and JK talk through mental health in fathers and men, dealing with real-life experiences in suicide, depression and mental difficulty. Help is at hand for everyone suffering with mental health concerns, we hear your submissions from www.thedadsnet.com If you are experiencing mental health concerns, you can find a friendly community of fathers who will listen and offer advice at www.thedadsnet.com If you have thoughts of suicide, it is important that you seek medical help immediately. @jkjasonking @thedadsnet

17/07/1940m 37s
Al mugged while on the loo, what would you do? And how do you dress your child?

Al mugged while on the loo, what would you do? And how do you dress your child?

Al reveals all about his sordid affair while talking in his sleep, imagine his wife's reaction! We hear his fear of being mugged on the loo and JK (www.heart.co.uk) teaches us how to spy on his iPhone. Plus - how do you kill a dying rat? Probably not the same way as Mr.D in this episode's confessional. Can JK and Al forgive this? Find out how Al and JK deal with their kids stupid questions, and hear advice from the Dadsnet (www.dadsnet.com) on how to dress your child. Listen and subscribe on Global Player now! @jkjasonking @thedadsnet

10/07/1953m 5s
Richard Curtis on The Beatles, Bullying and 'Don't poke the hamster in the nuts!'

Richard Curtis on The Beatles, Bullying and 'Don't poke the hamster in the nuts!'

JK (www.heart.co.uk) and Al (www.dadsnet.com) meet award winner writer and celebrity father Richard Curtis who talks about how he juggled writing hit films like "Four Weddings And A Funeral", "Notting Hill", "Love Actually" and his recent film directed by Danny Boyle, "Yesterday" (https://www.heart.co.uk/showbiz/tv-movies/danny-boyle-yesterday-movie-cast-himesh-patel/) with being a father. Who is his father idol? And what are his most embarrassing parenting moments? Listen to find out! JK and Al also hear a confession from the father-who-followed-through in the bath. Hear how he tried to blame his twin daughters. Can he be forgiven? As if that wasn't enough, JK and Al pack in a discussion on how to deal with your child and bullying. Listen and subscribe now on Global Player!

03/07/1955m 46s
Tom Hanks talks Toy Story 4! + Stupid things kids do and how to get them to sleep.

Tom Hanks talks Toy Story 4! + Stupid things kids do and how to get them to sleep.

The Legendary Tom Hanks pops by to talk to JK and Al about the newly released Toy Story 4 and will there be a Toy Story 5? (more info at https://www.popbuzz.com/tv-film/news/toy-story-5-movie/). What's next for Woody and the gang? Also in this episode, Heart's (https://www.heart.co.uk/) JK and Al chat through your submissions to learn the most annoying and entertaining things your little ones do. Including a confessional from a Dad who got the ultimate revenge at his sons birthday party. But is his behaviour forgivable? When you can't cope with the kids anymore, how do you get your kids to sleep so you can have a break? JK and Al talk about (https://www.thedadsnet.com/) tips and tricks that help your child stay asleep for longer. Listen and subscribe now on Global Player. @jkjasonking @thedadsnet

26/06/1950m 13s
Killing the Kinder Fairy with Milton Jones

Killing the Kinder Fairy with Milton Jones

Join JK and Al as they chat through the chaos of fatherhood and discover the pitfalls of parenting. In this episode they talk to comedian Milton Jones about parenting and comedy. Together they see if they can forgive a drug taking dad who broke the law and his son’s trust. What will the confessional decide? And what to do about the myths and white lies we tell our kids. While JK is in favour of keeping the magic of the tooth fairy alive, Al is plotting ways to kill them. Then they talk to the Dadsnet (https://www.thedadsnet.com) about all the stuff we buy for our babies. What do we really need, and what’s just rubbish? Listen and subscribe now!

19/06/1934m 23s
Fathers Day Special: Man vs Baby and Ted Brings a Knife Into School.

Fathers Day Special: Man vs Baby and Ted Brings a Knife Into School.

"It's the most wonderful time of the year", no it's not Christmas, even better, it's Father's Day! Every Dad's license to run riot, drink beer, sleep and eat pizza. On the runup to this years Father's Day join JK and Al as they bring in special guest and author of Man Vs Baby, Man Vs Toddler and Dummy (http://www.man-vs-baby.co.uk/) Matt Coyne to share the time he got stuck in a ball pit, the time he was found asleep in the supermarket and his best Fathers Day tips. So grab a beer and your headphones and enjoy this extra-long Father's Day special. Listen and subscribe now!

12/06/191h 8m
Call the police, I've just been kidnapped at gunpoint.

Call the police, I've just been kidnapped at gunpoint.

Join JK and Al as they chat through the chaos of fatherhood and discover the pitfalls of parenting. In this episode JK and Al meet vlogger DadvGirls (www.youtube.com/dadvgirls) and hear about the time he was kidnapped at gun point by a group of armed men. You have to hear this crazy story and how it affected him. It’s nuts! Then JK and Al go back to the Dadsnet (https://www.thedadsnet.com) to find out all the porky pies you’ve been telling your children. Is it OK to lie to your kids? Find out, listen and subscribe now!

05/06/1944m 54s
The Saga of Mr.Shaggydoodle

The Saga of Mr.Shaggydoodle

Join JK and Al as they chat about the chaos of fatherhood and discuss the pitfalls of parenting. In this episode they talk about discipline. How much is enough? Where is the line? What if you disagree with your partner? They answer these questions and more as well as going through submissions from the Dadsnet (https://www.thedadsnet.com) on how annoying kids can be and bestow their judgement on a shamed dad in the confessional. Listen and subscribe now!

29/05/1940m 26s
Whoops, I left my baby in the car

Whoops, I left my baby in the car

Join Heart's JK and Al as they chat about the chaos of fatherhood and discuss the pitfalls of parenting. In this episode they talk about the advantages and considerations around co-sleeping. They take five to blow off steam about how annoying kids can be and read out your stories from the Dadsnet (https://www.thedadsnet.com) and join a shamed fellow dad in the confessional to decide whether he can be forgiven. Listen and subscribe now!

21/05/1944m 30s
Don't Tell Your Mum Trailer

Don't Tell Your Mum Trailer

Join Heart's JK and his friend Al as they tackle fatherhood in all its forms. From the serious to the ridiculous, they discuss every aspect of being a dad and hear some incredible stories from celebrities father and guest dads. For new episodes of Don't Tell Your Mum, subscribe now!

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