The Real Weird Sisters | A Harry Potter Podcast

The Real Weird Sisters | A Harry Potter Podcast

By Alice Asleson and Martha Krebill

A Harry Potter Podcast

Episodes

Lord Voldemort: Character Study, Part 1

He may be mere shadow and vapor! shadow and vapor! but Lord Voldemort still has a large presence in the first four books–hence the two hour podcast! He’s sassy, charming, and an ego-maniac, but HE’LL GO WRONG, MARK OUR WORDS! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special... Read more The post Lord Voldemort: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/08/202h 1m

Exploring Mental Health Themes in the Harry Potter Series with Lital Ruderman

Alice and Martha are joined by Lital Ruderman, PhD, MA, LPC, NCC, (she/her) to discuss themes of mental health in the Harry Potter series and how they are developed. Be aware that the episode includes spoilers from the Harry Potter series. For listeners who may be struggling or need someone to talk to, the National... Read more The post Exploring Mental Health Themes in the Harry Potter Series with Lital Ruderman appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
31/07/201h 43m

Combatting Transphobia from a Clinical Psychology Perspective with Oak Reed

Alice and Martha are joined by clinical psychology doctoral candidate Oak Reed (he/him) to discuss ways to combat transphobia and practice self care in difficult times. Important: For any trans listeners who may be experiencing thoughts of self harm or suicide, please contact the Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860. For more information on the topics discussed... Read more The post Combatting Transphobia from a Clinical Psychology Perspective with Oak Reed appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/07/201h 30m

Firenze: Character Study

It’s time to stop horsing around once and for all, and to finally have a serious conversation about the number one Hogwarts hottie, Firenze! He may not hold a candle to Mr. Tumnus, but he’s still one of the sexiest stargazers in the Wizarding World. We don’t know a whole lot about Firenze’s backstory, but... Read more The post Firenze: Character Study appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/07/201h 5m

Breaking Down JK Rowling’s Transphobia from a Geek Culture Perspective with Jessie Gender

Jessie Earl (@jessiegender) of the Jessie Gender YouTube channel joins Alice and Martha to analyze JK Rowling’s transphobic views through a geek culture lens and discuss ways fans can distance themselves from these harmful ideologies without fully losing Harry Potter. Jessie, Martha and (sort of) Alice also talk Star Trek, including a mini Sorting Hat... Read more The post Breaking Down JK Rowling’s Transphobia from a Geek Culture Perspective with Jessie Gender appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/07/201h 18m

Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 1

Alice and Martha discuss their hottest, most original takes on poor, blundering Neville in the first three books. He may be worth twelve of Malfoy, but a game of Exploding Snap with him is the last thing Harry would ever want. Is your Remembrall glowing red? If so… sorry, we have no idea why, either!... Read more The post Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/07/201h 28m

Family Feud: Real Weird Edition

Alice and Martha are joined by “family” members Kate Hildner and Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim) to compete in a game of Family Feud hosted by the Real Weird Husband/Brother-in-Law Paul Asleson (@paulasleson). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to... Read more The post Family Feud: Real Weird Edition appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/07/201h 16m

Getting to Know Author Laramie Dean

Special guest Laramie Dean (@bylaramiedean) joins the Real Weird Sisters to discuss his upcoming novel, Black Forest, his love of the horror genre, and LGBTQ+ allyship, as well as many other fun topics! Black Forest is available for pre-order at https://www.inkshares.com/books/black-forest. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and... Read more The post Getting to Know Author Laramie Dean appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/07/2055m 44s

Albus Dumbledore: Character Study, Part 2

Alice and Martha return to their discussion of Dumbledore’s questionable decision-making, from his hiring Lockhart, to his keeping Hogwarts open during a pandemic-like situation, to his inability to crack the case on the Chamber of Secrets. Not to mention the biggest question mark of all — what Dumbledore does on a daily basis. Please consider... Read more The post Albus Dumbledore: Character Study, Part 2 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/07/201h 14m

Sorting Hat: Glee

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Aman Adwin (@AmanAdwin) and Matt Liguori (@mattliguori) of The Choir Room (@ChoirRoomPod) and the Sorting Slushie to sort the characters of Glee into Hogwarts houses. Warning! There is some adult language in this episode. Also, please be aware that... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Glee appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/07/202h 58m

Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 1

Most of the Real Weirdos so far haven’t got an ounce of logic, but oooh, Harry, it’s finally time to talk about a female character! Martha and Alice are back to discuss everyone’s favorite lovable know-it-all in the first two books. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and... Read more The post Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/07/201h 32m

Oliver Wood: Character Study

It’s time to discuss Wood, who is not a cane to be used on Harry, but a ruddy good keeper who goes on to play for Pride of Portree (nah, it was Puddlemere United). That means it’s also time for SPORTS HOUR with Alice and Martha! And this is NO time to be a gentleman,... Read more The post Oliver Wood: Character Study appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/06/201h 14m

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 1

It’s time to discuss another unproblematic hero of the series! Alice and Martha discuss Draco’s sweet disposition and his inclusive value system, as they are clearly established in the first two books. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to... Read more The post Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/06/201h 23m

Severus Snape: Character Study, Part 1

The two biggest Snape stans / apologists convene to praise this amazing, heroic character! Alice and Martha discuss Snape’s vast repertoire of talents, from his Potions ingenuity, to his logic skills, to his passion for refereeing Quidditch. And nothing is as impressive as his classroom management! There’s no question about it, this professor is Mature... Read more The post Severus Snape: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/06/201h 10m

#BlackLivesMatter, #TransLivesMatter

We are taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming this week to respond to current events and unpack our thoughts on the Black Lives Matter movement as well as JK Rowling’s transphobic twitter tirade. In the second half of the show, we discuss some YA book recommendations to uplift voices of BIPOC as well... Read more The post #BlackLivesMatter, #TransLivesMatter appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/06/201h 42m

Getting to Know Sarah Barrios

Special guest Sarah Barrios (@SARAHBARRIOS) joins the Real Weird Sisters to discuss how Harry Potter has influenced her career as a recording artist and songwriter and go head-to-head against Alice and Martha in some fun Harry Potter games (activities?). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics... Read more The post Getting to Know Sarah Barrios appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/06/201h 14m

The Sorting Hat: Character Study

Bee in your bonnet? We’ll eat ourselves if you can find a smarter podcast than this! Alice and Martha discuss everything Sorting Hat, from the original intent of the hat, to the houses that get the short end of the stick, to the Sorting Hat’s questionable sentience. Branched out a bit, haven’t we? Please consider... Read more The post The Sorting Hat: Character Study appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/06/201h 29m

Ron Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

Alice and Martha have dirt on their noses and corned beef sandwiches packed for the first leg of the journey through Ron’s character. Even though he keeps busy mooching off his rich friends and dutifully tending Norbert, Ron still gets really good marks, and most importantly, he’s a wizard chess savant! (That part will be... Read more The post Ron Weasley: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/05/201h 22m

Garrick Ollivander: Character Study

Gray morals, silver eyes… it’s time to talk about one of the most complex minor characters of the series, “Garrick” Ollivander. From his passive aggressive digs at Gregorovitch to his obsession with listing wand stats, there’s plenty to discuss. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics... Read more The post Garrick Ollivander: Character Study appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/05/201h 29m

Rubeus Hagrid: Character Study, Part 1

He may have a big mouth, but his heart is even bigger. Budge up, yeh great lump, It’s time to discuss everyone’s favorite gentle giant, Ru-BAE-us Hagrid! Oh happee dae! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to... Read more The post Rubeus Hagrid: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/05/201h 42m

Vernon Dursley: Character Study, Part 1

Put on your Smeltings best and get ready to hum “Tiptoe Through the Tulips,” because it’s time to “shake ‘em off, shake ‘em off.” That’s right, we are here to talk about one of the most perfectly normal characters ever created — Vernon Dursley, Howard’s uncle. Stay tuned for Part 2: this episode focuses solely... Read more The post Vernon Dursley: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/05/201h 27m

Albus Dumbledore: Character Study, Part 1

Alice and Martha analyze Dumbledore’s arc in the first book, from his taste for lemon drops (LOL!) to his short-lived obsession with music. Before we begin, we would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday... Read more The post Albus Dumbledore: Character Study, Part 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/04/202h 5m

Sorting Hat: Twilight

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Shandy and the Sorting Baseball Cap to sort the characters of the Twilight Saga into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Twilight and Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Twilight appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/04/202h 22m

8.4 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 4

It’s time for the Extraordinary General Podcast. Albus and Scorpius find themselves trapped in 1981, and by the grace of Dumbledore, they figure out a very simple yet realistic way to send a message to the future. Harry’s had some pretty horrible Hallows’ Eves, but this has got to be at least in the top... Read more The post 8.4 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 4 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/04/202h 1m

8.3 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 3

In an alternate timeline, The Scorpion King teams up with Granger, Weasley, and Severus to set things right. Back in the real world, McGonagall flies off the handle about irresponsible time turner usage and Albus considers getting a matching mark to Delphi. Listen to this podcast if you have a “spare” moment! For Voldemort and... Read more The post 8.3 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 3 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/04/201h 47m

The Second Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

The Official Real Weird Gamemaker, Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim) returns to host the second “annual” Real Weird Hunger Games. Alice, Martha, and special guest Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary) draft teams and compete in a D&D-style game featuring all your favorite Harry Potter characters as they fight to the death at the Ministry of Magic. If you’re... Read more The post The Second Annual Real Weird Hunger Games appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/04/203h 9m

8.2 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 2

Alice and Martha discuss the Greatest Showman on Earth, Myrtle Elizabeth Warren, and time travel confusion as they continue through Act 2 of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Things are about to get Krazy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically.... Read more The post 8.2 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 2 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/04/201h 54m

Harry Potter Movie Ranking

The Real Weird Sisters are joined by Shut Up Tim to rank all eight Harry Potter movies, with input from the other moviecast guests. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you... Read more The post Harry Potter Movie Ranking appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/04/201h 54m

8.1 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 1

Bing, bang, boing! It’s time for story of 19 years later (oh wait… 22 years later), when the characters are all super consistent and nothing feels like fan fiction! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our... Read more The post 8.1 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 1 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/03/202h 13m

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 Movie Review

Alice and Martha are joined by Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary) and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to review the Harry Potter computer game. Oh, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2. Now move along! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/03/203h 50m

The Real Weird Sisters: Where We’ve Been and What Comes Next

Alice and Martha walk through the history of the podcast and discuss plans for the new direction of the show. Thank you all for sticking with us for the past four years, and we hope you will continue to listen as we move to this next stage! Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to... Read more The post The Real Weird Sisters: Where We’ve Been and What Comes Next appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/03/201h 40m

Epilogue: Nineteen Years Later

All is well as Alice and Martha round out the final official book club episode. Albus Severus, Little Scorpius, Victoire, and the rest of the gang head off to Hogwarts, and how satisfying it is to know that this is the final moment of the series, the last we’ll see of these characters! This may... Read more The post Epilogue: Nineteen Years Later appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/03/201h 1m

7.36 The Flaw in the Plan

It’s all come down to this: after all, neither can live while the other survives. Put simply, Harry got to the wand weeks ago; Tom Riddle is too late. This penultimate chapter of the series has wandlore, new theories, and one final Peeves impression. And don’t forget that Slytherin House played its part (for better... Read more The post 7.36 The Flaw in the Plan appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/03/202h 13m

7.35 King’s Cross

Alice and Martha once again find themselves on different sides of the aisle regarding what exactly is happening in this chapter. However, we can all agree that the gleam of triumph in Dumbledore’s eyes following Voldemort’s return was thanks to the fact that he would no longer have to coerce Harry into becoming blood brothers... Read more The post 7.35 King’s Cross appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/03/201h 50m

7.34 The Forest Again

Come in, Command Central: Harry Potter is about to die. We repeat: Harry Potter is about to die. in a lesser reported story, Martha and Alice have a rare difference of Potter opinion and have very contrasting emotional responses to this chapter. You’ll be edge of your seat, panting like Bellatrix, to hear how those... Read more The post 7.34 The Forest Again appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/02/201h 41m

7.33 The Prince’s Tale

It’s time for the prince’s long-awaited T-A-L-E, in which not only the page number is highly significant, but the number 19 (or 20?) is as well. Grawp is missing a shoe (and we all know how expensive Danskos in that size are), Ron and Hermione completely dip on Harry, and Snivellus becomes somewhat more humanized.... Read more The post 7.33 The Prince’s Tale appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/02/202h 6m

7.32 The Elder Wand

Alice and Martha sound like Lucius as they discuss “the boy,” who makes his way out of the castle and heads for the Shrieking Shack. Hagrid also makes his way out of the castle as the acromantulas get a bit restive. And finally, it’s the ultimate flight of the Prince. Please consider supporting us on... Read more The post 7.32 The Elder Wand appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/02/201h 45m

Sorting Hat: Survivor Season 40, Winners at War with Rob Cesternino

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Rob Cesternino (@robcesternino) and Penner’s Sorting Fedora to sort the contestants of the upcoming Survivor Season 40: Winners at War into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Survivor and the Harry Potter series. Please... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Survivor Season 40, Winners at War with Rob Cesternino appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/02/202h 37m

7.31 The Battle of Hogwarts

Luckily for you, Alice and Martha have not, to use the common phrase, done a bunk this week, though they might have to if all the Slytherin listeners start coming for them! Harry tracks down the Gray Lady, who really might want to consider taking out a restraining order on “The Baron,” and finds his... Read more The post 7.31 The Battle of Hogwarts appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/02/201h 51m

7.30 The Sacking of Severus Snape

It’s too bad Flight of the Prince has already been taken, because that really would have been a much better title for this chapter–well, or, The Carrows Come to Call. While Ron and Hermione rush off to find a “bathroom,” Harry acts on Dumbledore’s orders and tries to tract down the missing diadem (which, in... Read more The post 7.30 The Sacking of Severus Snape appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/01/201h 17m

Sorting Hat: The Circle

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kirsten MacInnis (@kirstensaidwhat) and the Sorting Circle to sort the contestants of season one of The Circle (US). Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Circle (US) and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our... Read more The post Sorting Hat: The Circle appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/01/201h 54m

7.29 The Lost Diadem

Neville’s back, and he’s a changed man, from his newfound confidence to his shrunken arm. At the same time, gossip king Terry Boot can barely contain his excitement, Michael Corner considers opening a bar (though the name is still undecided) and Cho Chang, Harry’s ex-girlfriend, is as tempting as ever. All of this chaos does... Read more The post 7.29 The Lost Diadem appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/01/201h 35m

7.28 The Missing Mirror

In the process of persuading the GOAT of his commitment to the mission, Harry ends up convincing himself, and proceeds with his nice job, which is the sort of thing you’d expect an unqualified wizard kid to be able to do without overstretching themselves. Meanwhile, Ron stuffs himself with cheese and mead, though he definitely... Read more The post 7.28 The Missing Mirror appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/01/201h 36m

7.27 The Final Hiding Place

Heh! $%&*#!! Three highly edible humans take a joyride on the back of a dragon – in case you hadn’t noticed, they just broke out of Gringotts. They’re covered in burns, but it’s nothing a little dittany and pumpkin juice can’t fix. At least they’re not wearing the cup around their necks, that would look... Read more The post 7.27 The Final Hiding Place appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/01/2051m 6s

7.26 Gringotts

The trio flies by the seats of their pants to make good on a premise laid out in book one, banking on one evil hair to disguise Hermione (and her voice) perfectly. Griphook keeps a tight grip on ol’ Hook, Travers finds an amazing hiding spot in the Gringotts caverns, stalagmite’s got an “M” in... Read more The post 7.26 Gringotts appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/12/191h 15m

The 2019 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2019 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank the best magical locations to celebrate the holidays with returning guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11), go on a choose-your-own-corny-Holiday-adventure with new guest Angela Bloom (@angpalaggi), and sort some classic Christmas characters with the Real Weird Husband/Brother-in-Law,... Read more The post The 2019 Real Weird Holiday Special appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/12/191h 56m

7.25 Shell Cottage

Harry concocts a despicable plan to double-cross Griphook, though it’s not nearly as vile as breaking into Dumbledore’s tomb – he could never have done that. Fleur–who is not an owl–escapes from ze Grindylows long enough to give Aunt Muriel back her tirahrah, which is easier done than said! And finally, Remus John Lupin arrives... Read more The post 7.25 Shell Cottage appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/12/191h 15m

7.24 The Wandmaker

It’s back to the book club as Alice and Martha dive into “The Wandmaker,” alternatively named “The Banker.” Harry makes his decision in the Horcruxes vs. Hallows debate, and he is incredibly confident and assured in the wake of Dobby’s funeral. Actually, he’s highly logical, which allows him to look past extraneous detail. Meanwhile, You-Know-Who... Read more The post 7.24 The Wandmaker appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/12/191h 43m

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 Movie Review

Alice and seven Marthas are joined by Jessica Liese (@HaymakerHattie) and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (@ShutUpTim) to review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every... Read more The post Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/12/192h 50m

7.23 Malfoy Manor

Numerous plots converge in what is definitely (SPOILER ALERT!) the best chapter of the book so far. Luna, Ollivander, Dean, Aberforth, Draco, Bellatrix, Griphook, Greyback, Grindelwald, and Wormtail all play important roles in the action, but none as important as our fallen warrior, Dobby, a free elf, who knows no master! From new character impressions,... Read more The post 7.23 Malfoy Manor appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/12/191h 50m

7.22 The Deathly Hallows

Watch Harry descend into madness as he contemplates the Elder Wand… the Resurrection Stone… the Cloak of Invisibility! Hermione is most skeptical, but old Xeno was right- she is limited. Narrow. Close-minded. Ron provides the trio with some much-needed stability and optimism, not to mention some amazing password-guessing skills. And finally, it’s time for some... Read more The post 7.22 The Deathly Hallows appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/11/191h 29m

7.21 The Tale of the Three Brothers

This episode is set at midnight, not twilight – much spookier! Stretch out on the couch with your hands behind your head, sip your delicious Gurdyroot infusion, and eat some Freshwater Plimpy soup while you listen to Alice and Martha discuss Hermione’s incredible translation skills, Luna’s interior decor choices, and the complexities of old Xeno’s... Read more The post 7.21 The Tale of the Three Brothers appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/11/191h 38m

7.20 Xenophilius Lovegood

The gang’s back together, but Ron has some serious and somber work cut out for him when it comes to winning Hermione over again, and tuning the wireless radio certainly isn’t helping. Luckily, Harry and Ron are very subtly able to get away to “pick blackberries,” which is bro code for “goof off ten feet... Read more The post 7.20 Xenophilius Lovegood appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/11/191h 24m

7.19 The Silver Doe

Harry, dressed in all the sweaters he owns and running on two nights without sleep, makes the wise decision to follow a mysterious doe (dough?) deep into the Forest of Dean. Ron, with a ball of light inside his chest (we must have heard that wrong) saves the day and makes a triumphant return to... Read more The post 7.19 The Silver Doe appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/11/191h 36m

7.18 The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

Yet another cheery chapter to brighten your Monday! Harry finally gets the savage pleasure of finding out the “truth” that old Batty and Enid Smeek shared (willingly or not) with the world’s most reliable narrator, Rita Skeeter, and the truth is that Dumbledore shared a damn sight more with Gellert Grindelwald than he ever did... Read more The post 7.18 The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/10/191h 15m

7.17 Bathilda’s Secret

The Christmas fun continues as the bald man and the little woman head to old Batty’s house. To be fair, she was very persuasive and acting totally normal! This is one of Voldemort’s weakest plans that should have never worked, but to Hermione’s surprise, Harry’s mistake was not failing to close his mind, but failing... Read more The post 7.17 Bathilda’s Secret appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/10/191h 28m

7.16 Godric’s Hollow

This chapter is a major emotional journey. Undesirable Number One finds himself pining for his ex-girlfriend (probably Cho; it is unclear from the context) and entertaining unrealistic theories about the sword in order to get his way. And between the fallout of Ron’s departure, reminders of Dumbledore’s desertion, and the first trip to James’ and... Read more The post 7.16 Godric’s Hollow appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/10/191h 42m

7.15 The Goblin’s Revenge

The lack of bacon sandwiches is really starting to get to everyone, and it’s a real slap of fish on the flesh when they realize they’ve completely forgotten about the possibility of “Accio Salmon!” Harry, Ron, and Hermione get their first excitement in days when they very coincidentally cross paths with some wizards (and, er,... Read more The post 7.15 The Goblin’s Revenge appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
07/10/191h 42m

7.14 The Thief

It’s finally time for some CAMPING!! The trio is now on the run, and Kreacher’s delicious steak and kidney pie has to be swapped out for some rubbery mushrooms stewed in a billycan. This chapter is full of déjà vu moments, from Harry forgetting that he’s a wizard to Hermione lecturing Harry about closing his... Read more The post 7.14 The Thief appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/09/191h 9m

7.13 The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

The trio continues with their extremely well-thought-out plan at the Ministry, with only a few tiny hiccups along the way. With Hermione and Ron busy doing the actual jobs of their alter egos, Harry checks a most unlikely location for the locket–Umbridge’s office, which is apparently now guarded by Mike Wazowski. And don’t worry, if... Read more The post 7.13 The Muggle-Born Registration Commission appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/09/191h 23m

7.12 Magic Is Might

One of the biggest mysteries of the book is introduced and resolved over the course of this enigmatic chapter, and no, we’re not talking about the mystery of why JK Rowling seems to think even and odd house numbers are on the same side of the street. If you are wondering what has been going... Read more The post 7.12 Magic Is Might appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/09/191h 13m

7.11 The Bribe

An extremely aged Lupin, bearing a strong resemblance to Jacob Marley, shows up at Grimmauld Place to inform the trio of the Death Eaters outside, propose a tempting plan, and drop some very surprising news about Tonks. Harry tries out the name “Remus,” and it’s about as cool as Remus’s insistence on referring to Snape... Read more The post 7.11 The Bribe appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/09/191h 38m

7.10 Kreacher’s Tale

Once again, the starting page number of this chapter proves to be very significant as Kreacher reveals his story to the trio. But before we get to the elf tale, Harry spends some time ransacking Sirius’s bedroom, under the watchful eye of several bikini-clad muggle girls, a very telling photo of the Marauders, and possibly... Read more The post 7.10 Kreacher’s Tale appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/09/191h 42m

7.9 A Place to Hide

The trio lands in the middle of London–but NOT on Shaftesbury Avenue–and Ron and Harry (or should we still be calling him Barny??) look extra cool in their dress robes. It’s a good thing that Hermione turns out to be more skilled at undetectable extension charms than she is at memory charms. As they search... Read more The post 7.9 A Place to Hide appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/08/191h 30m

7.8 The Wedding

Thanks to Cousin Barny’s outstanding attention span, this vunderful chapter is filled with beautiful wedding quotes, which are quite useful for social media posts when people you love get married! This chapter also brings the long-awaited introduction of the effervescent Auntie Muriel, charming family memories of old Uncle Bilius, and intriguing theories about Mr. Weasley’s... Read more The post 7.8 The Wedding appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/08/191h 30m

7.7 The Will of Albus Dumbledore

Harry finally comes of age, so it’s time to really put his magic skillz to the test and make some stuff fly around the room! It’s also time to try out a few of the twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches on both of the Weasley women, though Ron and a certain tall, faceless, unpleasant... Read more The post 7.7 The Will of Albus Dumbledore appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/08/191h 52m

7.6 The Ghoul in Pajamas

Harry’s struggle with his savior complex has never been more real, and there’s just no time for anything so completely trivial as vol-au-vents or weddings! Unfortunately for him, Mrs. Weasley (whose eyes are the exact shade of Ginny’s, coincidentally) has other plans for everyone, which do not include magically-altered motorbikes or plotting Voldemort’s demise. We... Read more The post 7.6 The Ghoul in Pajamas appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/08/191h 24m

7.5 Fallen Warrior

Martha may not be as excited about this week’s chapter art as she was last week, but the characters do remind us of a certain Hundred Acre Wood character, to everyone’s surprise! Also included this week are the many things we “do like,” Harry mistaking Andromeda for Bellatrix (even though she isn’t singing), and imagined... Read more The post 7.5 Fallen Warrior appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/07/191h 25m

7.4 The Seven Potters

The moment we’ve all been dreading has finally arrived, so have a seat on the washing machine, pour yourself a tall glass of Harry-flavored Polyjuice Potion (it’s much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle!) and drink to our poor sweet girl, the true fallen warrior, queen of our hearts, Hedwig. We’re really going to miss her... Read more The post 7.4 The Seven Potters appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/07/191h 28m

7.3 The Dursleys Departing

The Dursleys and Harry bid each other adieu, though not quite as tearfully as Hestia and Dedalus (aka the Order’s D-Squad) predicted. Awkward moments ensue when Harry realizes that Dudley didn’t actually attempt a clever booby trap, Vernon realizes the Order’s master plan to get their house, and Dedalus refers to the Dursleys in the... Read more The post 7.3 The Dursleys Departing appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/07/191h 1m

Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary) and the Sorting Reaping Ball to sort the characters of The Hunger Games into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Hunger Games and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our... Read more The post Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/07/192h 11m

7.2 In Memoriam

As Harry makes his way through his trunk and reads his newspaper, he is also forced to reckon with the fact that he is now a magic school dropout. Hedwig is trapped in her cage (moment of silence), the validity of Elphias Doge’s friendship with Dumbledore is questioned, and Harry realizes that his education has... Read more The post 7.2 In Memoriam appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/07/191h 22m

7.1 The Dark Lord Ascending

Martha relives an embarrassing stream of Facebook videos, Alice reveals that she does not really care about Charity Burbage, and both sisters get a little too caught up looking up pictures of white peacocks. Also featured in the chapter are Voldemort being extremely withholding, Lucius being pathetic, and Yaxley trying way too hard. When you... Read more The post 7.1 The Dark Lord Ascending appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/07/191h 11m

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Movie Review

This may be J.K. Rowling’s favorite film of the series (we have some theories as to why that is), but it is certainly none of ours. Nevertheless, we had a great time with Shandy of the Broadcast (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-broadcast/id1128235491?mt=2) dissecting everything about the sixth movie from the romances to the fiyah to the acting. Oh, and... Read more The post Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/06/193h 7m

6.30 The White Tomb

We’ve reached the end of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, or as we like to call it, Harry Potter and Snape. Is the final chapter as good as Alice remembered? Is it necessary to include both first and last names of characters we’ve gotten to know over the course of six books? And did... Read more The post 6.30 The White Tomb appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/06/191h 38m

The 2019 Father’s Day Special

Alice and Martha are joined by the Real Weird Dad to sort an assortment of fictional dads, and then joined by another very special guest, Grandpa Paul Krebill. Paul Krebill’s self-published books can be found at http://bit.ly/paulkrebillbooks and http://bit.ly/paulkrebill. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post The 2019 Father’s Day Special appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/06/191h 37m

6.29 The Phoenix Lament

(Spoiler alert) Dumbledore is dead, and Fawkes the phoenix (pronounced FEE-nix) is lamenting. Harry works through his emotions as visitor after visitor enters the hospital wing — even though he’s not hurt. Sparks fly between two unexpected lovebirds, but don’t worry about the fact that it’s in response to Dumbledore’s death, because Dumbledore would have... Read more The post 6.29 The Phoenix Lament appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/06/191h 10m

6.28 Flight of the Prince

It’s time for the titular reveal! Snape flees Hogwarts, but don’t you dare call him coward. Hagrid’s hut burns, claiming the lives of several poor, innocent Bowtruckles, but it’s nothin’ Dumbledore won’ be able to put righ’. And as usual, Hagrid needs to work on his listening skills. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.... Read more The post 6.28 Flight of the Prince appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/06/1954m 20s

6.27 The Lightning-Struck Tower

Come over to the right side… and by that we mean Dumbledore’s literal right side. You have to admit, it’s a tempting offer! But first, there’s time for a quick joy ride to Hogwarts (Accio Rosmerta’s Brooms!) and plenty of discussion of the limits of the Imperius Curse. Also, spoiler alert, Snape kills Dumbledore. Please... Read more The post 6.27 The Lightning-Struck Tower appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/05/191h 17m

6.26 The Cave

Take a deep breath in and enjoy the salty air of the beautiful cliffs and coast. What a wonderful spot to take the orphans for a weekend getaway! It’s also a great spot for Harry to learn the true meaning of the conditions to which he agreed to come on this adventure and for Dumbledore... Read more The post 6.26 The Cave appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/05/191h 29m

6.25 The Seer Overheard

The creature in Harry’s chest may be gone, but the seeker is overhead as Harry, Ginny, and Harry’s Hungarian Horntail tattoo spend the last carefree weeks of the series together. Meanwhile, Hermione is unpleasantly intentional, Trelawney is cracking up, and Dumbledore is faced with a very unexpected dilemma. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.... Read more The post 6.25 The Seer Overheard appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/05/191h 16m

The 2019 Mother’s Day Special

Two very special and long-awaited guests join Alice and Martha to celebrate Mother’s Day. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe... Read more The post The 2019 Mother’s Day Special appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/05/191h 35m

6.24 Sectumsempra

This chapter includes one of Harry’s — sorry, “Roonil’s” — lowest points in the series, but also some very positive moments for other characters, such as the creature in Harry’s chest. It just goes to show that our actions don’t always have consequences! In addition to his choice of attack on Malfoy, Harry faces several... Read more The post 6.24 Sectumsempra appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/05/191h 23m

6.23 Horcruxes

Finally, with Slughorn’s original memory in hand, Dumbledore can tell Harry the truth. 100% of it! There’s nothing, absolutely nothing, that he’s keeping from Harry now. Alice and Martha debate the merits of censorship (and Alice seems suspiciously interested in learning more about exactly how to make a Horcrux) and the mathematics of splitting up... Read more The post 6.23 Horcruxes appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/04/191h 26m

6.22 After the Burial

This podcast is covered in tear stains as we bid farewell to Aragog, king of arachnids. But before we get to that, there’s plenty of time to brew up something amusing, though hopefully not a curdled purple dumpling. And don’t worry, this episode is safe to listen to – we had a house elf test... Read more The post 6.22 After the Burial appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/04/191h 13m

6.21 The Unknowable Room

The boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room takes advantage of some extra practice sessions in Hogsmeade, while Harry continues to obsess over Malfoy and a very pretty girl who is standing guard over the Room of Requirement. Most importantly, Alice and Martha discuss a very promising fan theory about... Read more The post 6.21 The Unknowable Room appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/04/191h 13m

6.20 Lord Voldemort’s Request

Two new queens have entered the scene, and they come in the form of a melting iced cake and the oldest house elf in the world. In other words, we’d be glad to see anything Miss Hepzibah has to show us, and we’ve never been more in sympathy with SPEW. Get ready for some master... Read more The post 6.20 Lord Voldemort’s Request appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/04/191h 31m

6.19 Elf Tails

Ron spends some time recovering in the hospital wing, avoiding Lavender, and leaning into his true feelings for Er-my-nee. Harry spends his time obsessing over Malfoy, avoiding Lavender (and Cormac), and jumping to conclusions about Sn-I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT. And like McLaggen’s Bludger does with Harry’s head, worlds collide as Peeves, Dobby, and... Read more The post 6.19 Elf Tails appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/04/191h 9m

6.19 Elf Tales

Two real weirdos are back to talk about tales of elves — all 399 of them! That number is certainly significant, though not quite as significant as this chapter’s opening words: so, all in all. Wow. Brilliant. Really brilliant. You may be surprised by this week’s real weirdo and chapter ranking, but nothing is as... Read more The post 6.19 Elf Tales appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
31/03/1940m 28s

6.18 Birthday Surprises

No shortcuts or cheats are going to help Harry during the most challenging Potions lesson of the year so far, so he resorts to sheer cheek–oh, he is his mother’s son! The sixth years begin Apparition lessons, though Harry’s not really fussed; after all, he prefers brooms. Ron gets a seriously good haul for his... Read more The post 6.18 Birthday Surprises appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/03/191h 21m

6.17 A Sluggish Memory

Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts via the Floo Network, and are sure not to get any ash on the carpet. In the fallout of the Fat Lady’s overindulgence over the holidays, Alice and Martha finally figure out the true meaning behind some of Lupin’s most enigmatic words. And finally, Slughorn does a very... Read more The post 6.17 A Sluggish Memory appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/03/191h 36m

6.16 A Very Frosty Christmas

It’s Christmas at the Burrow, and everyone is celebrating (except the poor garden gnome being held hostage on the top of the tree). The Weasley family listens to Celestina Warbeck’s marvelous tunes, with varying degrees of enthusiasm, and Harry takes the opportunity to catch up with his buddy Arthur and wise old Professor Lupin, whom... Read more The post 6.16 A Very Frosty Christmas appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/03/191h 42m

6.15 The Unbreakable Vow

Slughorn’s Christmas party has everything we could ever ask for, from a real vampire (though sadly, it’s not Rufus Scrimgeour), to a Weird Sisters sighting. Harry spends the night dodging all his least favorite people, and the Queen Slug stoops to astonishing lows when she invites the King Slug to be her date. It’s a... Read more The post 6.15 The Unbreakable Vow appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/03/191h 9m

6.14 Felix Felicis

Awkward teenage romance features heavily in this chapter, which clearly served as the main inspiration for the makers of the sixth movie. Ron’s insecurities both on and off the Quidditch pitch lead to some very unfair and frustrating interactions with Hermione (though it was pretty awful that she probably/might have/could plausibly have snogged Krum two... Read more The post 6.14 Felix Felicis appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/02/191h 21m

6.13 The Secret Riddle

In Dumbledore’s office, we dive deep into the Pensieve, a storytelling device that gets more and more convenient each week. Thankfully, Phineas is no longer there to give his commentary! We hear from old Caractacus Burke, see Jude Law drink gin, and even catch a glimpse of one (possibly two) components of the homicidal triad.... Read more The post 6.13 The Secret Riddle appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/02/191h 37m

Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Amanda Frickle and Uncle Sam’s Sorting Hat to sort prominent U.S. presidents into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from the Harry Potter series as well as a few political discussions. Please subscribe to our show!... Read more The post Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/02/192h 4m

6.12 Silver and Opals

It’s time for another Hogsmeade trip, but unfortunately for all of us, it’s just not as exciting as it used to be. Zonko’s is all boarded up, the weather is freezing, and Tonks/Eeyore is lurking on every corner. But, ooh, at least they have extra-large sugar quills! While “nothing” is in the back getting more... Read more The post 6.12 Silver and Opals appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/02/191h 20m

6.11 Hermione’s Helping Hand

Harry has his first foray into Quidditch captaincy, and frankly, he’s never been more fanciable. During the keeper tryouts, Hermione is a bit dishonest – she is a prefect after all! And after threatening to break down his front door, the trio finally mends fences with Hagrid. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler... Read more The post 6.11 Hermione’s Helping Hand appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/02/191h 11m

6.10 The House of Gaunt

The time is ripe for this chapter discussion, or at least, riper than it was for Humphrey Belcher’s cheese cauldron. Harry finds himself in Bob Ogden’s memory (though thankfully not in his outfit), Dumbledore is as enigmatic as ever about his hand injury, and Alice and Martha rediscover their true identities: the Half-Blood Pince and... Read more The post 6.10 The House of Gaunt appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/01/191h 38m

6.9 The Half-Blood Prince

Harry, Ron, and Hermione enjoy their first few days back in classes such as Runes and Defense, though they continue to feel guilty about dropping Care. Snape tries his hand at interior decorating, and Slughorn discovers that Harry has indeed inherited his mother’s talent for Potions. Alice and Martha are thrilled to discuss the titular chapter... Read more The post 6.9 The Half-Blood Prince appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/01/191h 23m

6.8 Snape Victorious

Does the Hogwarts Express have a conductor? Is Episkey or Tergeo more useful? Is Tonks’s new Patronus a wolf, a werewolf, or an Alfonso werewolf? And what is the difference between chocolate gateau and chocolate cake? Alice and Martha are back to answer the most important questions of the book thus far. Plus, Nearly Headless Nick digs for hot gossip... Read more The post 6.8 Snape Victorious appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/01/191h 9m

6.7 The Slug Club

The gang makes their way back to Hogwarts, though Harry may have to make a trip back to London first (no spoilers!). Romilda Vane makes her first appearance, Ron continues to practice out rude hand gestures, and The Slug Club assembles for the first time, at the invitation of Professor H.E.F Slughorn.  Please consider supporting... Read more The post 6.7 The Slug Club appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
07/01/191h 22m

6.6 Draco’s Detour

Alice and Martha find just about everything hilarious in this episode, from Arkie Philpott and the Probity Probe to the reappearance of Tom the Bartender. The trio, accompanied by baby Ginny and her parents, is met by security expert Hagrid, who (surprisingly!) fails to protect them from Draco’s sick burns. Fred and George rub their success... Read more The post 6.6 Draco’s Detour appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
31/12/181h 27m

6.5 An Excess of Phlegm

Harry arrives at the Burrow in the middle of the night, welcomed by Tonks, Mollywobbles, some very hot soup, and plenty of awkward tension. The next day is spent catching up with the Weasleys and Hermione–after all, there isn’t much to do at the Burrow, unless you like cooking and chickens! And finally, the trio receives their... Read more The post 6.5 An Excess of Phlegm appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/12/181h 17m

The 2018 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2018 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we sort the characters of Home Alone with the Real Weird Husband / Brother-in-Law (@paulasleson), celebrate New Year’s Eve with a very silly assortment of couples and returning guest Shandy, and complete a goofy roll playing scenario... Read more The post The 2018 Real Weird Holiday Special appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/12/181h 49m

6.4 Horace Slughorn

Harry and Dumbledore share a semi-awkward trip to the charming village of Budleigh Babberton, and a critical movie scene is tragically cut from the book. Horace Slughorn (who, contrary to popular belief, is actually NOT a giant Jabba-the-Hutt-like creature) makes his debut.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post 6.4 Horace Slughorn appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/12/181h 12m

Sorting Hat: Friends

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Erin Mallory Long (@erinmallorylong), Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham), and the Sorting Turkey to sort the characters of Friends into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Friends and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Sorting Hat: Friends appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/12/181h 38m

6.3 Will and Won’t

Dumbledore shows up at Privet Drive to troll the Dursleys and serve alcohol to minors. Harry, who enjoys the oak matured mead immensely, learns that he has inherited Grimmauld Place and, with it, Kreacher (luckily, Harry doesn’t have to keep him with him all the time, though). And before Dumbledore and Harry leave pursue that... Read more The post 6.3 Will and Won’t appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/12/181h 3m

6.2 Spinner’s End

“Cissy” and “Bella” turn up at Severus “Spinmaster” Snape’s super modern, well-kept home for light-hearted visit! This chapter is packed with layered foreshadowing and sick burns on Wormtail – what more could we ask for? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more The post 6.2 Spinner’s End appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/12/181h 14m

6.1 The Other Minister

The Muggle Prime Minister finds himself at a loss for words as he learns why Herbert Chorley has been quacking, how the Brockdale Bridge really collapsed (it wasn’t rusted rigging or corroded expansion joints after all), and why Fudge has finally been sacked as Minister of Magic. A grim mood has gripped the country, and... Read more The post 6.1 The Other Minister appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/11/181h 4m

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special... Read more The post Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/11/183h 26m

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Reaction Show

SPOILER WARNING! DO NOT LISTEN UNTIL YOU HAVE WATCHED FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD!  Alice and Martha share their first impressions of the second installment in the Fantastic Beasts franchise. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an... Read more The post Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Reaction Show appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/11/181h 24m

5.38 The Second War Begins

Come join Alice and Martha for a cup o’ dandelion juice as they wrap up their discussion of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Everyone but Harry is back in excellent spirits, thanks to Madam Pomfrey and the fact that none of them apparently cared too much about Sirius (shhhhhh, let’s not talk about him right... Read more The post 5.38 The Second War Begins appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/11/181h 32m

5.38 The Second War Begins

Come join Alice and Martha for a cup o’ dandelion juice as they wrap up their discussion of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Everyone but Harry is back in excellent spirits, thanks to Madam Pomfrey and the fact that none of them apparently cared too much about Sirius (shhhhhh, let’s not talk about him right... Read more
12/11/181h 32m

5.37 The Lost Prophecy

In this emotional chapter, Harry expresses his grief and anger while Dumbledore remains infuriatingly calm. And at long last, Dumbledore tells Harry everything. (Well, maybe not everything, but everything that he needs Harry to know at the moment.) Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more The post 5.37 The Lost Prophecy appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/11/181h 47m

5.36 The Only One He Ever Feared

Voldemort has plenty of chances to exercise his high, cold laugh in this chapter, even though his Death Eaters really do prove to be a bunch of bumbling idiots. Martha and Alice get to the bottom of several slightly vague Ministry of Magic plot lines. And, as the chapter title suggests, Double Door and Voldemort finally go... Read more The post 5.36 The Only One He Ever Feared appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/10/181h 6m

5.35 Beyond the Veil

This chapter, we’re in for the biggest shock of the series so far – apparently, there’s a Death Eater named Jugson. That’s right. Jugson. Let that sink in a minute. In other news, Bellatrix makes her first appearance of the series, and, oh yeah, [SPOILER ALERT] Sirius steps just a little too far past the... Read more The post 5.35 Beyond the Veil appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/10/181h 30m

5.34 The Department of Mysteries

Ministry of Magic security protocols turn out to be alarmingly cavalier as Dumbledore’s Army begins its rescue mission. Not a soul is in sight as the group encounters the tank of brains, the Benjamin Button (well, not really Benjamin Button) Bell Jar, and the infamous veil for the first time. It’s not all fun and games, though, as the... Read more The post 5.34 The Department of Mysteries appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/10/181h 9m

5.33 Fight and Flight

Finally, Umbridge gets her comeuppance as Hermy executes her “smart plan… really smart plan” and tries to use the centaurs to do her bidding. After a scuffle with Ronan, Bane, Magorian, and a “hard-faced gray centaur,” Harry’s impatience reaches new levels. After much debate, Luna saves the day and comes up with a plan to fly to the Ministry... Read more The post 5.33 Fight and Flight appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/10/1857m 39s

Sorting Hat: Mean Girls

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Spring Fling Crown to sort the characters of Mean Girls into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Mean Girls and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Sorting Hat: Mean Girls appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/10/181h 4m

5.32 Out of the Fire

In this frantic chapter, Harry desperately tries to convince a skeptical Hermione that he doesn’t have a “saving-people-thing.” Ron attempts to fool Umbridge with a not-so-convincing lie about Peeves, while Ginny is a little more successful in tricking their fellow students into believing someone has let off dangerous (possibly fatal??) magical gas in the corridor.... Read more The post 5.32 Out of the Fire appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/10/181h 11m

5.31 O.W.L.s

Oh my goodness, is that them? Is that the examiners?? Professors Tofty (or is it Toffee?) and Marchbanks have arrived, and when it comes to O.W.L.s (more commonly known as owls) it’s not really what you know, it’s who you know. From Ernie averaging eight hours of studying a day to Hermione forgetting the definition of ehwaz, everyone is going to be glad when exams are finally... Read more The post 5.31 O.W.L.s appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/09/181h 13m

5.30 Grawp

In Hagrid’s Tale, Part 2, we finally get the answer to the most important mystery of the book…what Hagrid has been doing and why he has been so beaten up all this time! Harry and Hermy have the pleasure of meeting Grawp, who definitely DOESN’T pick Hermione up or wave her around in the air. Luckily, the ruddy stargazers... Read more The post 5.30 Grawp appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/09/181h 13m

5.29 Career Advice

Now that Harry’s got the basics of Occlumency down, Snape figures he can just carry on on his own with his studies. However, he’s so down about Cho (it definitely couldn’t be anything else) that he’s having trouble enjoying the Easter holidays. When Ginny hatches a dangerous plan, Fred and George are willing to risk... Read more The post 5.29 Career Advice appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/09/181h 20m

5.28 Snape’s Worst Memory

With Umbridge as the new Head of Hogwarts, Fred and George take their troublemaking to the next level. A kitten plate saves Harry from divulging important information, though isn’t that the point of the Fidelius Charm? Voldemort begins laying the groundwork for luring Harry to the Ministry (we think?) and Malfoy finds out that Harry has been taking... Read more The post 5.28 Snape’s Worst Memory appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/09/181h 35m

Sorting Hat: Les Misérables

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Jessica McKenna (@JessRMcKenna) and Zach Reino (@ZachReino) of Off Book Podcast (@OffBookPod), as well as the Sorting Beret to sort the characters of Les Misérables into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Les Misérables and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Les Misérables appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/09/181h 46m

5.27 The Centaur and the Sneak

With Firenze now at the helm of the Divination class, we have a lot of questions. Why are Lavender and Parvati so attracted to their new professor? Has teaching always been Firenze’s dream? And where exactly do centaurs come from? We also spend plenty of time mourning the end of the D.A., celebrating Dobby’s bravery, and... Read more The post 5.27 The Centaur and the Sneak appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/08/181h 24m

5.26 Seen and Unforeseen

While Ron continues to fail miserably at Quidditch, Harry continues to fail miserably at Occlumency, maybe because his visions make him feel special…important? However, it’s not all doom and gloom this chapter. Believe it or not, Harry’s interview with Rita sends the Quibbler to reprint faster than any previous issue, even those about Crumple-Horned Snorkacks! And Trelawney’s sacking... Read more The post 5.26 Seen and Unforeseen appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/08/181h 14m

5.25 The Beetle at Bay

Several disturbing news stories shake the wizarding community, and Hermione sees the chance for an opening for Harry to regain some credibility. Harry goes on a disastrous date with the Human Hosepipe. And finally, Rita Skeeter makes her triumphant return as Hermione’s unlikely drinking mate. We may not love the title of this chapter, but... Read more The post 5.25 The Beetle at Bay appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/08/181h 18m

5.24 Occlumency

Snape reveals himself as a master of sass when he makes a surprise visit to Grimmauld Place. Harry reluctantly parts with Sirius, and Lupin and Tonks enjoy their first date as group chaperones on the Knight Bus. Harry’s unhappy return to Hogwarts is made worse with his first session of Remedial Potions (Good Lord, he must be... Read more The post 5.24 Occlumency appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/08/181h 29m

5.23 Christmas on the Closed Ward

Harry wallows in the wake of the Extendable Ears fiasco (this is exactly why Phineas Nigellus loathed being a teacher!) and comes up with some interesting theories about how exactly he might have attacked Mr. Weasley. Everyone forgets that Ginny almost died as a first year,  and Hermione gives up a really good skiing trip in order... Read more The post 5.23 Christmas on the Closed Ward appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/07/181h 40m

5.22 St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

In one of the most suspenseful chapters of the series so far, Mr. Weasley’s life hangs in the balance as Harry struggles to convey just how serious the situation is (do they not realize how much a person bleeds when fangs that long pierce their side?). It’s a strange situation when Sirius behaves more maturely than... Read more The post 5.22 St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/07/181h 41m

5.21 The Eye of the Snake

Umbridge stoops to new lows in order to take down our biggest friend–but we know what she’s doing, that foul, lying, twisting old gargoyle! Thanks to an extra special meeting of the Defense Association, Cho has A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS!  Unfortunately, Harry doesn’t have too long to bask in the glow of his first kiss, as... Read more The post 5.21 The Eye of the Snake appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/07/181h 43m

5.20 Hagrid’s Tale

Hagrid is back, and he recounts his tale (or is it his tail?) of his time with the giants for the three nosiest kids at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, and Hermione learn conflicting information about Gurgs, gain new respect for Olympe (she’s not afraid of roughin’ it), and continue to question exactly how Hagrid got his disturbing... Read more The post 5.20 Hagrid’s Tale appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/07/181h 14m

Sorting Hat: 30 Rock

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel) and the Sorting Trucker Hat to sort the characters of 30 Rock into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both 30 Rock and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Sorting Hat: 30 Rock appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/07/181h 57m

5.19 The Lion and the Serpent

Memories of two jam-packed weeks of D.A. meetings are enough to buoy Harry’s spirits, but only for so long. Malfoy tries his hand at song lyrics, Harry and George give an exhibition of Muggle dueling, and Educational Decree Number Twenty-five has devastating consequences for the Gryffindor Quidditch team. But we can think of one thing that might cheer... Read more The post 5.19 The Lion and the Serpent appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/07/181h 25m

Sorting Hat: The Wizard of Oz

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Dan Krebill (AKA The Real Weird Father) and the Sorting Funnel to sort the characters of The Wizard of Oz into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Wizard of Oz and Harry Potter series. This episode is brought to you... Read more The post Sorting Hat: The Wizard of Oz appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/06/181h 53m

5.18 Dumbledore’s Army

Harry gets irrationally defensive of Sirius, Angelina still can’t stop talking about Quidditch, and Fred and George suffer from some massive pus-filled boils (which might have ruptured). The D.A. (also known as the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group) holds its first official meeting, which means that Harry finally gets to practice his already excellent teaching skills in... Read more The post 5.18 Dumbledore’s Army appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/06/181h 34m

5.17 Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

Alice and Martha find themselves wholeheartedly agreeing with Lav-Lav about Hedwig, Harry, Ron, and Neville get in trouble for “fighting,” and Angelina can’t stop obsessing about Quidditch. Meanwhile, Snuffles is back on speaking terms with Harry, and Umbridge is getting her stubby hands in the middle of everything (literally and figuratively). We hope this episode will be... Read more The post 5.17 Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/06/181h 33m

5.16 In the Hog’s Head

Hermione gathers approximately 25 of her best friends for an informational meeting at the Hog’s Head, even though the Three Broomsticks probably would have been a safer bet (she’s got a LOT to learn). Fred and George order everyone butterbeers, and then weasel out of paying for them. And Harry finally has the opportunity to execute some of the... Read more The post 5.16 In the Hog’s Head appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/06/181h 37m

5.15 The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

Strong females dominate this chapter, as Queens McGonagall and Grubbly-Plank take on the newly appointed Hogwarts High Inquisitor and Hermione comes up with the idea of forming the D.A.! Harry, on the other hand, struggles to keep his temper under control and receives a D on his potions homework (information he would rather keep private).... Read more The post 5.15 The Hogwarts High Inquisitor appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/06/181h 29m

5.14 Percy and Padfoot

Harry the Sneaky Codemaster is back, which means that unfortunately, “Snuffles” is too. Quidditch practice is completely lousy, but it definitely isn’t Ron’s fault! And finally, Percy reveals himself as the world’s biggest git.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later... Read more The post 5.14 Percy and Padfoot appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/05/181h 16m

Shrek Goes to Hogwarts

In this crossover episode, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to recast Harry Potter with characters from the Shrek universe. This is episode is definitely real weird, so just go with it! Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Shrek series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Please subscribe... Read more The post Shrek Goes to Hogwarts appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/05/181h 28m

5.13 Detention with Dolores

Hermione knits hats for House Elves (she’s getting better, she can do patterns and bobbles and all sorts of things now!), Ron has the sickest burn of the book so far, and Harry spends four miserable detentions with the evil, twisted, mad, old toad. Listen to this episode for as long as it takes for the message to sink... Read more The post 5.13 Detention with Dolores appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/05/181h 35m

5.12 Professor Umbridge

Ooh, Crackpot’s feeling cranky! This chapter is a bigger downer than double potions with the Slytherins (and if that means we’re supposed to get to get matey with them, fat chance). Harry just can’t handle Ron and Hermione bickering anymore, he’s mortified when he puts his foot in his mouth with Cho, and he’s livid when Snape vanishes... Read more The post 5.12 Professor Umbridge appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/05/181h 47m

5.11 The Sorting Hat’s New Song

Alice and Martha are back to discuss the first night back at Hogwarts! The Sorting Hat branches out a bit, Umbridge has no idea how things are done at Hogwarts, and Harry has a go at Seamus’s mam. Make sure you listen to this episode on a full stomach, or you may end up groaning in hunger... Read more The post 5.11 The Sorting Hat’s New Song appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
07/05/181h 17m

5.10 Luna Lovegood

Alice and Martha admire JK Rowling’s ability to write chaotic scenes, as evidenced several times throughout Harry’s hectic journey back to Hogwarts. The first appearance of Luna Lovegood, the mention of Stubby Boardman and Doris Purkiss, and the return of Wilhelmina, AKA “Queen” Grubbly-Plank make this week’s Real Weirdo the toughest decision in recent memory! Please consider... Read more The post 5.10 Luna Lovegood appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/04/181h 28m

5.9 The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

This episode is well done. Brilliant. Perfect. Great. Alice and Martha are back with their most horrible hearty voices to break down the shoddy reasons Dumbledore gives for not making Harry a prefect, the misguided actions of Moody, and, of course, the woes of Mrs. Weasley. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please... Read more The post 5.9 The Woes of Mrs. Weasley appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/04/181h 45m

5.8 The Hearing

Once again, Alice and Martha discuss the concerning practices of the Wizarding World’s criminal justice system, as Harry faces a full trial in front of the Wizengamot. Alice and Martha also take issue with Dumbledore’s aloof demeanor, uncover the Bones family catchphrase, and empathize with Mrs. Figg as she take the witness stand. And of... Read more The post 5.8 The Hearing appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/04/181h 29m

5.7 The Ministry of Magic

Alice and Martha break down everything about Harry’s first visit to the Ministry of Magic, from the confusing reverse-numbering floor plan to the Fountain of Magical Brethren. And we have a new impression for you, from a most unexpected source. Hint: it is both cool AND female! Any questions? Simply dial 62442. Please consider supporting us on... Read more The post 5.7 The Ministry of Magic appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/04/181h 26m

5.6 The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

Recording together in person for the first time in awhile, Alice and Martha analyze the Black family tree and the R.A.B. foreshadowing in this chapter. And most importantly, with the introduction of a new character, Martha has a new impression to try out… Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our... Read more The post 5.6 The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/04/181h 10m

5.5 The Order of the Phoenix

It’s time for the (almost) once every book occurrence of the chapter title being the same as the book title! Alice and Martha debate whether Sirius or Harry had a worse summer, analyze gender roles within the Order of the Phoenix, and feel sorry for poor baby Ginny. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler... Read more The post 5.5 The Order of the Phoenix appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/03/181h 28m

A Very Potter Musical: The Real Weird Sisters React

The time has finally come! Alice has finally watched A Very Potter Musical and is here to share all of her thoughts with Martha. Thank you so much to all of our patrons for making this show possible, we couldn’t have done it without you! Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post A Very Potter Musical: The Real Weird Sisters React appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/03/181h 22m

The Cat in the Sorting Hat

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jacob Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) and the Sorting Cat (in the Hat) to sort the characters from the world of Dr. Seuss into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from many of Dr. Seuss’s works as well as the Harry... Read more The post The Cat in the Sorting Hat appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/03/181h 47m

5.4 Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

If you thought you heard our dulcet tones, you were right! Alice and Martha are back to discuss Harry’s first night at the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix (the wat?), as Harry loses his temper, Hedwig hoots glumly, and Ron urges Hermione to let Harry breathe! Admist all this chaos, Ginny begins to take after her... Read more The post 5.4 Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/03/181h 16m

5.3 The Advance Guard

Alice and Martha analyze Harry’s first interaction with the real Mad-Eye Moody, empathize with Tonks’s inclination to show off for a celebrity, and poke fun at Lupin’s ability (or lack thereof) to flirt. Make sure to finish this episode before the Dursleys return home from the non-existent All-England Best-Kept Lawn Competition! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler... Read more The post 5.3 The Advance Guard appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/03/181h 19m

5.2 A Peck of Owls

Do squibs have a special gift for communicating with cats? Did Mrs. Polkiss slip something into Dudley’s tea? And why is Harry obsessed with going on the run and becoming a fugitive? Alice and Martha (and Bungy) are back to answer your most pressing questions about this chapter! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning!... Read more The post 5.2 A Peck of Owls appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/03/181h 26m

5.1 Dudley Demented

Alice and Martha are beyond excited to start Order of the Phoenix, and the first chapter of the book does not disappoint! Take a seat in the nearest hydrangea patch to eavesdrop as we discuss water skiing budgerigars (water skiing what?!), wilting salads, and Big D’s newly acquired affinity for “the noble sport.” Please consider supporting us on... Read more The post 5.1 Dudley Demented appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/02/181h 25m

Sorting Hat: Parks and Recreation

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Antonio Mazzaro (@acmazzaro) and the Sorting Mustache to sort the characters of Parks and Recreation into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Parks and Recreation and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Parks and Recreation appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/02/181h 48m

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Chelsea Patton (@chelseakpatton). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special... Read more The post Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/02/183h 11m

4.37 The Beginning

The Beginning (and the end) of Goblet of Fire has finally arrived! Alice and Martha wrap up the book by breaking down Harry’s recovery from the trauma in the graveyard, analyzing Dumbledore’s Leaving Feast speech, and discussing the parallels between Harry’s first trip on the Hogwarts Express and his trip home in this book. Don’t forget to stick around... Read more The post 4.37 The Beginning appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/02/181h 31m

4.36 The Parting of the Ways

In the penultimate chapter of Goblet of Fire, Alice and Martha marvel at J.K. Rowling’s writing abilities, break down Sirius — er, Snuffles — and Harry’s relationship, and find themselves surprisingly impressed with and proud of a certain Potions professor. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post 4.36 The Parting of the Ways appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/02/181h 23m

4.35 Veritaserum

Find out if Martha appropriately hyped or over-hyped this long awaited, possibly climactic chapter of the book! If you don’t enjoy this episode, Dumbledore’s eyes will quit twinkling, and you might realize why he was the only wizard You-Know-Who ever feared. Let us know what you think of the show! Fill out our 2018 feedback survey... Read more The post 4.35 Veritaserum appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/01/181h 28m

4.34 Priori Incantatem

Alice and Martha are once again thrilled to spend an hour and half breaking down a ten page chapter! In this episode, we discuss a wild alternate reality which, of course, involves the shrunken heads, delve into the backstory on why one Scholastic consistency editor may have been fired, and consider reasons for why the... Read more The post 4.34 Priori Incantatem appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/01/181h 25m

4.33 The Death Eaters

Hello, listener, our slippery friend… Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort’s sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal form, and question J.K. Rowling’s math skills, yet again. (We still think you’re a genius, Jo!) Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post 4.33 The Death Eaters appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/01/181h 23m

4.32 Flesh, Blood, and Bone

In what is possibly the most pivotal chapter of the entire Harry Potter series, Alice and Martha fully eulogize Cedric and reflect on the life that was taken from us too soon. Wormtail follows a recipe moste evile to resurrect his master, and sadly, “it” doesn’t drown. Lord Voldemort has returned, and Harry’s life will never be the same again. Don’t worry though; despite the heavy topic, there’s... Read more The post 4.32 Flesh, Blood, and Bone appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/01/181h 5m

4.31 The Third Task

Bill is back, acting cooler than ever, Snuffles sends his best wishes (or does he?), and no one but Hermione seems to be able to remember that Muggle technology goes haywire at Hogwarts. Luckily, there are spells to point Harry in the right direction, literally! Alice and Martha also admire Cedric’s true Hufflepuff characteristics and consider the ways in... Read more The post 4.31 The Third Task appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/01/181h 21m

4.30 The Pensieve

With twinkling eyes, Alice and Martha delve into the inner workings of the Pensieve, the complexities of the Crouch father-son dynamic, and the possibilities of yet another Dumbledore conspiracy theory. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book... Read more The post 4.30 The Pensieve appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/12/171h 26m

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2017 comes to a close, we want to offer you a chance to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank Harry’s seven Christmases with returning guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_), write New Year’s Resolutions for some of your favorite (and least favorite) Wizarding World characters, and sort the characters of A Charlie Brown Christmas with a... Read more The post The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/12/172h 21m

4.29 The Dream

Alice and Martha snuffle around as they recap The Dream, which rivals both sisters’ strangest dream stories and somehow, they find a way to relate all this back to the Unabomber. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the... Read more The post 4.29 The Dream appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/12/171h 19m

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to continue sorting the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Listen to Part 1 here. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2) appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/12/171h 26m

4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch

This chapter art may not be Alice’s favorite, but the chapter makes up for it with opportunities for plenty of Dobby and Winky impressions, discussions of Ron’s problem with Hermione’s social activism, and the symbolism of Barty Crouch, Sr. Plus, Harry is super awkward with Krum and Snape trolls Harry pretty hard, so what’s not... Read more The post 4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/12/171h 39m

The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and role play a season of The Hunger Games, featuring Harry Potter characters as contestants. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Hunger Games series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting... Read more The post The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/12/173h 11m

4.27 Padfoot Returns

​As the title suggests, this chapter features the return of Padfoot… er, Snuffles, that is. It also features highly questionable teaching methods by Snape, frustrating interactions between Ron and Hermione, and lots of chicken. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more The post 4.27 Padfoot Returns appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/12/171h 37m

4.26 The Second Task

There is a tragic lack of Hedwig in this chapter, but that doesn’t stop Alice and Martha from paying homage to the great white bird through silence and song. Also in this episode is debate of what underwater animal is the most useful Animagus, controversy over Harry’s willingness to leave Hermione behind, and, of course,... Read more The post 4.26 The Second Task appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/11/171h 44m

4.25 The Egg and the Eye

From Myrtle to Mrs. Norris to Mad-Eye, it’s hard to figure out which eye JK is really referring to with this chapter title. Nevertheless, Alice and Martha have fun dissecting the intricacies of this chapter and bringing back one of Martha’s worse impressions. Don’t be too distraught! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning!... Read more The post 4.25 The Egg and the Eye appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/11/171h 44m

4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

Alice and Martha pick apart every aspect of the OG #FakeNews promoter, Rita Skeeter herself, and get a little too excited talking about Professor/Queen Grubbly-Plank. We’re still trying to make S.P.U.G. happen. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in... Read more The post 4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/11/171h 20m

4.23 The Yule Ball

​Dobby impressions abound in this extra-long Christmassy episode! Listen to this episode if you are interested in Alice and Martha’s favorite colors, Martha’s mouth problems, and *finally* hearing Krum speak. What’d you expect, turnips? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more The post 4.23 The Yule Ball appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/11/171h 48m

Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch Hat to sort the characters of Hocus Pocus into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Hocus Pocus and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
31/10/171h 7m

4.22 The Unexpected Task

Giggles abound in one of the silliest chapters of this book as Harry and Ron struggle to find dates for the Yule Ball, Hermione struggles to fight for feminism, and Hagrid struggles to speak like a normal person. This is the 100th episode of the Real Weird Sisters and is therefore a chance for us to,... Read more The post 4.22 The Unexpected Task appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/10/171h 19m

4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

​Harry and Ron are friends again and, for once, all is right with the world. Someone ought to tell Winky. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are... Read more The post 4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/10/171h 24m

4.20 The First Task

This chapter has it all: shoddy research methods, sassy Harry moments, and awkward interactions galore! Plus, it turns out Ron isn’t the worst person in the world! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes... Read more The post 4.20 The First Task appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/10/171h 26m

4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

Harry is emo, Hagrid is weird, Ron is cranky, Hermione is angelic, and Rita Skeeter is in her element. What more could you want from a chapter? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes... Read more The post 4.19 The Hungarian Horntail appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/10/171h 24m

4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

Alice and Martha are back to discuss the potential of a mandatory gymnastics program at Hogwarts, debate the painfulness of Hermione’s teeth injury, and complain a lot about Snape. And don’t worry, they also complain about Ron plenty. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for... Read more The post 4.18 The Weighing of the Wands appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/10/171h 8m

4.17 The Four Champions

This chapter is all kinds of awkward, so Alice and Martha do their best to remedy the awkwardness through bad French accents, horrible Moody growls, and questionable Dumbledore-Yoda comparisons. Plus, never forget: DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post 4.17 The Four Champions appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/09/171h 24m

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Stay tuned for part 2! Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1) appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/09/171h 44m

4.16 The Goblet of Fire

The sisters swap stories of being almost as awkward as Ron around famous people, battle for best (or worst) Fleur impression, and get grossed out by a lot of strange foods in this chapter. Watch out for talons! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for... Read more The post 4.16 The Goblet of Fire appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/09/171h 18m

4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

Before they even have a chance to mispronounce foreign schools’ names, Alice and Martha get bogged down in the linguistic trenches of Harry Potter spells. But don’t worry, they give themselves plenty of chances for pronunciation humiliation throughout this episode!​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post 4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/09/171h 24m

4.14 The Unforgivable Curses

This week, Martha is joined by a hoarse Alice to discuss the intricacies of Mad-Eye Moody’s mad eye, the fine line between Mad-Eye and Barty Crouch Jr., and the insensitive behavior of Ron. Warning: listening to this episode is enough to earn a life sentence in Azkaban. And remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Please consider supporting us on... Read more The post 4.14 The Unforgivable Curses appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/09/1754m 57s

Hermione Granger and the Final Rose

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) to cast and imagine a fantasy season of The Bachelorette, starring Hermione Granger as the Bachelorette and featuring Harry Potter characters as contestants. Our casting of The Bachelor with Harry Potter as the lead can be found at http://www.realweirdsisters.com/harry-potter-and-the-final-rose/ Please consider... Read more The post Hermione Granger and the Final Rose appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/09/171h 37m

4.13 Mad-Eye Moody

One of the grossest chapters in all of Harry Potter, including newborn Blast-Ended Skrewts, bubotuber pus, and Hermione scarfing down her food at breakneck speed. Warning: Do not listen to this episode while eating, unless you’ve got to dash to the library right after. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware... Read more The post 4.13 Mad-Eye Moody appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/08/171h 8m

4.12 The Triwizard Tournament

After twelve long weeks, we are finally back in the Hogwarts castle and all is right with the world! Martha’s impressions abound as the Sorting Hat sings a new song, and Alice tries to stump Martha with a new game. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more The post 4.12 The Triwizard Tournament appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/08/171h 2m

4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express

Alice and Martha recap Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, AKA the story of “The Boy Who Cried Dark Wizard.” We really just can’t wait to finally get to Hogwarts. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more The post 4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/08/1748m 6s

4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry

Alice and Martha debate which Weasley is Mrs. Weasley’s favorite, discuss the power of the press in Harry Potter, and complain about Percy… but what else is new. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club... Read more The post 4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
07/08/171h 16m

4.9 The Dark Mark

You-Know-Who’s mark has been cast in the sky… and yes, Harry, when we say You-Know-Who, we mean Voldemort. Alice and Martha question the emergency protocol at the Quidditch World Cup, assess Ron’s level of privilege, and share stories of the most important things they’ve ever lost. Plus, Martha speaks French! Please consider supporting us on... Read more The post 4.9 The Dark Mark appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
31/07/171h 30m

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

​Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but is not limited to: the population of wizards in the world, cheese metaphors, and the marginalization of house-elves in wizarding society. And if you’re not going to watch at normal speed,... Read more The post 4.8 The Quidditch World Cup appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/07/171h 20m

4.7 Bagman and Crouch

Alice and Martha discuss kilts, ponchos, and thigh-length galoshes; share their love of Archie the old wizard; and get confused talking about the number of Quidditch players in Great Britain.​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.... Read more The post 4.7 Bagman and Crouch appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/07/171h 11m

4.6 The Portkey

​Alice and Martha engage in lively discussion of sleep schedules, the various forms of transportation in the wizarding world, and the hotness level of Robert Pattinson as they discuss chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers... Read more The post 4.6 The Portkey appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/07/1758m 44s

4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

You may not have heard this episode before, but if you’re anything like Harry, you’ll know immediately what chapter we’re here to talk about. Listen to Alice and Martha analyze just how cool Bill Weasley is, debate Charlie’s dateability, and tie it all back to Breaking Bad and the Fudge books.​ Please consider supporting us... Read more The post 4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/07/171h 15m

4.4 Back to the Burrow

If you were thinking this chapter would actually take you back to the Burrow, you are sadly mistaken. But have no fear, because this episode will still attempt to answer your most burning questions, including: what do the Dursleys do with Harry’s room during the school year? What would Cornelius Fudge and Dudley’s ship name be? And,... Read more The post 4.4 Back to the Burrow appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/06/1756m 24s

4.3 The Invitation

This one is for all the swotty little nancy boys out there. Alice and Martha are back to criticize Harry’s friends’ ideas of good food, question the methods of refrigeration in the wizarding world, and imagine Harry as a contestant on What Not to Wear. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be... Read more The post 4.3 The Invitation appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/06/171h 4m

4.2 The Scar

​Alice and Martha are back to share stories of the weirdest dreams they’ve had, explain why Dumbledore is kind of a hipster, and attempt to come up with better pseudonyms for Buckbeak than “Witherwings.” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more The post 4.2 The Scar appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/06/1757m 34s

4.1 The Riddle House

Hi and welcome to the Frank Bryce Memorial Podcast, where your hosts bemoan the loss of one of the greatest men to ever walk the earth and honor his life with as much respect as possible. If you’ve come to hear about unexpected animals that produce milk, you’ve come to the right place. Also, learn... Read more The post 4.1 The Riddle House appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/06/171h 20m

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics... Read more The post Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/05/172h 32m

3.22 Owl Post Again

Alice and Martha have reached the end of Book 3 and are here to discuss all your burning questions! Why weren’t Fudge and Snape aware of Hermione’s Time Turner? What’s with Dumbledore’s obsession with being cryptic? And how on earth could one swallow a whole bottle of hot butterbeer in one gulp? Plus, Alice and... Read more The post 3.22 Owl Post Again appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/05/171h 29m

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the characters of Desperate Housewives into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Desperate Housewives and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/05/171h 50m

3.21 Hermione’s Secret

The secret is out… and no, it has nothing to do with Hogsmeade. Listen to Alice and Martha as they do their best to put themselves in Snape’s shoes, confuse themselves talking about time travel, and assess the root of Harry’s “saving people thing.” Warning: tears are shed. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler... Read more The post 3.21 Hermione’s Secret appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/05/171h 45m

3.20 The Dementor’s Kiss

​Expecto… expecto… Alice and Martha are back to discuss six-legged races, Harry’s potential interest in Shark vs. T-Rex, and oddly memorable songs from piano lessons. And, shocker of all shockers, it’s still all Snape’s fault. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take... Read more The post 3.20 The Dementor’s Kiss appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/05/171h 7m

Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to sort the characters of Ratatouille into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Ratatouille and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. Please consider... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Ratatouille appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/05/171h 32m

3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort

At long last, Alice and Martha have reached the real meat of the book and couldn’t be more excited. Listen to the sisters discuss Snape’s implicit bias towards werewolves, compare the miserable post-James lives of each of the marauders, and delve deep into the question we’ve all wondered: what musical instrument would Wormtail have played... Read more The post 3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/05/171h 26m

3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

​The Real Weird Sisters are back with a very special announcement and a very short chapter to discuss! Listen to Alice and Martha debate Harry’s intelligence, discuss the many bachelors and bachelorettes living in Hogsmeade, and wonder just why it took Lupin so long to realize that the rat was in fact, the rat. Please... Read more The post 3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/04/171h 13m

3.17 Cat, Rat, and Dog

Wriggle madly in your seats as you listen to Alice and Martha question Harry’s behavior towards Crookshanks, wonder about dental options in Azkaban, and do what they do best – relate it all back to Ratatouille and Hamilton. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in... Read more The post 3.17 Cat, Rat, and Dog appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/04/171h 22m

3.16 Professor Trelawney’s Prediction

IT WILL HAPPEN TONIGHT. Find yourself a nice, quiet room (or a nice quiet room) to listen to Alice and Martha nitpick Hermione’s schedule, psychoanalyze Draco’s actions, and discuss aspects of Muggle society that are perhaps more advanced than wizard society. Plus, learn way more than you wanted to know about flobberworms and hear what is... Read more The post 3.16 Professor Trelawney’s Prediction appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/04/171h 28m

3.15 The Quidditch Final

The gang is back! Alice and Martha couldn’t be happier to be back on Team Ron at long last. Listen to the Real Weird Sisters compare Divination to yoga, argue about the degree of Crookshanks’s intelligence, and, of course, talk about sports! Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which... Read more The post 3.15 The Quidditch Final appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/04/171h 9m

3.14 Snape’s Grudge

It’s time for another sneaky Hogsmeade getaway! In this episode, Alice and Martha go all in on their annoyance with Ron, question the harshness of Neville’s punishments, and find themselves surprised by their reactions to Snape. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.... Read more The post 3.14 Snape’s Grudge appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/03/171h 26m

3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw

​Hello, and welcome to Alice and Martha’s Sports Hour, in which two big sports fans talk about sports! Today’s topic: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. Alice and Martha also discuss which minor Gryffindor quidditch players are their favorites, update the listeners on the status of Percy and Penny’s relationship, and dive pretty deep into Cho Chang’s psyche.... Read more The post 3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/03/171h 11m

Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to sort the characters of How I Met Your Mother into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both How I Met Your Mother and the Harry Potter series.... Read more The post Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/03/171h 15m

3.12 The Patronus

Expecto Patronum! Conjure up your happiest memory and listen to Alice and Martha critique Hagrid’s unusually good lesson, analyze the magic of dementors and boggarts, and get a bit, er, shirty, with each other. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club... Read more The post 3.12 The Patronus appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/03/171h 8m

3.11 The Firebolt

It’s Christmastime at Hogwarts, and you know what that means – Harry, Ron, and Hermione get the castle to themselves and all the free time they could possibly need to conduct a bizarre research project in a poorly organized library. In this episode, Alice and Martha mourn the loss of the flobberworms, analyze Trelawney’s yuletide... Read more The post 3.11 The Firebolt appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/03/171h 13m

3.10 The Marauder’s Map

​No underage wizards allowed in today! (Just kidding.) Alice and Martha analyze the magic of the Marauder’s Map and question the implications of the apostrophe placement on the map’s name, wonder exactly how hot Madam Rosmerta can really be, and dissect the adults’ drink orders in the Three Broomsticks. Harry also learns the “truth” about... Read more The post 3.10 The Marauder’s Map appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/02/171h 27m

3.9 Grim Defeat

​Hogwarts is on lockdown! Alice and Martha analyze the emergency procedures at Hogwarts, rank detention assignments, and question Hogwarts’s lack of extracurricular activities. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe... Read more The post 3.9 Grim Defeat appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/02/171h 17m

3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady

In this episode, Alice and Martha discuss forged signatures, mail-order dark creatures, and the ever more tragic tale of Harry’s lack of a Hogsmeade permission slip in their best would-be casual voices. They also analyze Harry’s fear of dementors and uncover an unplottable plothole. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for... Read more The post 3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/02/171h 9m

3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe

Riddikulus! Alice and Martha are back to share their greatest fears, both as children and adults. Plus, they come up with a fabulous Halloween costume and analyze Snape’s inexcusable behavior. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every... Read more The post 3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/02/171h 8m

Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate Events into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Harry Potter series. Though we sort only the characters from the first season of the... Read more The post Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/02/171h 25m

3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves

Heh! Whoo!! Alice and Martha are back to talk about chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! In this episode, we track Professor Trelawney’s predictions, analyze one of Alice’s neuroses, and gripe about Harry’s hippogriff ride in the movie. Be sure to respond to our feedback survey! http://www.realweirdsisters.com/feedback/ Spoiler warning! Please be aware... Read more The post 3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/01/171h 6m

3.5 The Dementor

Alice and Martha analyze the ways that dementors affect different characters and different readers, empathize with Ginny’s plight of being a younger sibling, and delve into some theories about unfulfilled promises in the series. And no, Harry still doesn’t get to go to Hogsmeade. Be sure to respond to our feedback survey! http://www.realweirdsisters.com/feedback/ Spoiler warning! Please... Read more The post 3.5 The Dementor appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/01/171h 12m

3.4 The Leaky Cauldron

Alice and Martha discuss the perks of being thirteen (even though neither of them ever got to spend a week on their own in Diagon Alley), the tragedy of Florean Fortescue, and the strange habits of pet store employees. They also swap stories of school supply shopping and analyze Harry’s cavalier attitude upon hearing the news... Read more The post 3.4 The Leaky Cauldron appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/01/1756m 25s

3.3 The Knight Bus

Alice and Martha recap chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. What will Harry’s life be like as an outcast on the run from the law? Are the extra four Sickles for a toothbrush and hot water bottle worth it? And just why is Cornelius Fudge so annoying? Spoiler warning! Please be... Read more The post 3.3 The Knight Bus appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/01/171h 2m

3.2 Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake

Listen to Alice and Martha crack up about the hilarity of Ripper, do a psychological analysis of the relationship between Petunia and Marge, and commiserate over the lack of welcome-home-for-the-summer gifts they’ve received in their lives. Plus, find out what strange item Martha has eaten and hear Alice’s recommendation for a New Year’s diet! Spoiler... Read more The post 3.2 Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/01/1757m 15s

3.1 Owl Post

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 3.1 Owl Post appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/12/1657m 44s

Big Brother: Wizarding World

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jordan Parhar of Big Brother Canada 3 (@jordanparhar) to cast and imagine a fantasy season of Big Brother using Harry Potter characters as contestants. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Big Brother and Harry Potter series. No prior knowledge of Big Brother is necessary to enjoy... Read more The post Big Brother: Wizarding World appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/12/161h 43m

Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel). Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/12/162h 28m

2.18 Dobby’s Reward

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.18 Dobby’s Reward appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/12/161h 16m

2.17 The Heir of Slytherin

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.17 The Heir of Slytherin appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/12/161h 17m

2.16 The Chamber of Secrets

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.16 The Chamber of Secrets appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
28/11/161h 9m

2.15 Aragog

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.15 Aragog appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/11/161h 8m

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the entire movie. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/11/161h 26m

2.14 Cornelius Fudge

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.14 Cornelius Fudge appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/11/161h 13m

2.13 The Very Secret Diary

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.13 The Very Secret Diary appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
07/11/161h 12m

2.12 The Polyjuice Potion

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.12 The Polyjuice Potion appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
31/10/161h 15m

2.11 The Dueling Club

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.11 The Dueling Club appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
24/10/161h 8m

2.10 The Rogue Bludger

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.10 The Rogue Bludger appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
17/10/161h 4m

2.9 The Writing on the Wall

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.9 The Writing on the Wall appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
10/10/161h 8m

Sorting Hat: The Baby-Sitters Club

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring of The Baby-Sitters Club Club (@BSCCpodcast) to sort the characters of The Baby-Sitters Club into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Baby-Sitters Club and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book... Read more The post Sorting Hat: The Baby-Sitters Club appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
07/10/161h 36m

2.8 The Deathday Party

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.8 The Deathday Party appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
03/10/161h 18m

2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
26/09/1649m 13s

Sorting Hat: Stranger Things

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jeremiah Panhorst (@jpanhorst) and the Sorting Helmet to sort the characters of Stranger Things into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Stranger Things and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Sorting Hat: Stranger Things appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/09/161h 46m

2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter six of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
19/09/161h 1m

Pottermore Presents: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to the Pottermore Presents eBooks:  Short Stories from Hogwarts of Power, Politics and Pesky Poltergeists; Short Stories from Hogwarts of Heroism, Hardship and Dangerous Hobbies; and Hogwarts: An Incomplete and Unreliable Guide. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from all three eBooks. Please subscribe to our show! Book club... Read more The post Pottermore Presents: The Real Weird Sisters React appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/09/161h 19m

2.5 The Whomping Willow

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter five of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.5 The Whomping Willow appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
12/09/161h 2m

2.4 At Flourish and Blotts

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter four of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.4 At Flourish and Blotts appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
05/09/161h 15m

2.3 The Burrow

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter three of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.3 The Burrow appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/08/161h 10m

2.2 Dobby’s Warning

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter two of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.2 Dobby’s Warning appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
22/08/1641m 40s

2.1 The Worst Birthday

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter one of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 2.1 The Worst Birthday appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
15/08/1642m 29s

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Paul Asleson (@paulasleson). Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Movie Review appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
08/08/162h 37m

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from Part One and Part Two of the play. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: The Real Weird Sisters React appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/08/161h 14m

1.17 The Man with Two Faces

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.17 The Man with Two Faces appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
01/08/161h 36m

1.16 Through the Trapdoor

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.16 Through the Trapdoor appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/07/161h 17m

1.15 The Forbidden Forest

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.15 The Forbidden Forest appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/07/161h 10m

Top 10 Harry Potter Baby Names for Boys and Girls

In this special topics episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by guest Chelsea Patton (@chelseakpatton) to rank the best names of the Harry Potter series and discuss the cumulative top 10 list. To see the lists in their entirety, please visit our website at www.realweirdsisters.com. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from the Harry Potter series. Please... Read more The post Top 10 Harry Potter Baby Names for Boys and Girls appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
14/07/161h 48m

1.14 Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.14 Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/07/161h 0m

1.13 Nicolas Flamel

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.13 Nicolas Flamel appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
04/07/161h 10m

1.12 The Mirror of Erised

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.12 The Mirror of Erised appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/06/161h 18m

1.11 Quidditch

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.11 Quidditch appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/06/161h 9m

1.10 Halloween

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.10 Halloween appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
13/06/161h 8m

Harry Potter and the Final Rose

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) to draft and imagine a fantasy season of The Bachelor, starring Harry Potter himself as the Bachelor and featuring Harry Potter characters as contestants. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both The Bachelor franchise and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe... Read more The post Harry Potter and the Final Rose appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/06/161h 22m

1.9 The Midnight Duel

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.9 The Midnight Duel appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
06/06/161h 0m

1.8 The Potions Master

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.8 The Potions Master appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
30/05/1656m 24s

Sorting Hat: Hamilton

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Robbie Hurlocker (@alphaknight) and the Sorting Wig to sort the characters of Hamilton: An American Musical into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Hamilton and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Hamilton appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
27/05/161h 32m

1.7 The Sorting Hat

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.7 The Sorting Hat appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
23/05/1655m 32s

Sorting Hat: The Office

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and Prison Mike’s Sorting Bandana to sort the characters of The Office (U.S.) into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Office (U.S.) and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are... Read more The post Sorting Hat: The Office appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
20/05/162h 5m

1.6 The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter six of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.6 The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
16/05/161h 14m

1.5 Diagon Alley

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter five of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.5 Diagon Alley appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
09/05/161h 11m

1.4 The Keeper of the Keys

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter four of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.4 The Keeper of the Keys appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
02/05/1642m 2s

1.3 The Letters from No One

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter three of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.3 The Letters from No One appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
25/04/1646m 52s

Sorting Hat: Breaking Bad

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and the Sorting Fedora to sort the characters of Breaking Bad into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Breaking Bad and Harry Potter series. No Better Call Saul spoilers, however.... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Breaking Bad appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
21/04/162h 21m

1.2 The Vanishing Glass

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter two of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. The post 1.2 The Vanishing Glass appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
18/04/1651m 18s

1.1 The Boy Who Lived

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter one of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.   The post 1.1 The Boy Who Lived appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
11/04/1652m 55s

Preview Show

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) tell about their Harry Potter fandom and what you can expect from their forthcoming podcast. Please subscribe to our show! Our first book club episode (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 1:  “The Boy Who Lived”) will be released on Monday, April 11, 2016. The post Preview Show appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.
29/03/1618m 21s
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