The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

By The Athletic

James Richardson and the Totally pod squad are here three times a week throughout the 2021/22 season with all the football news you need to know - and plenty that you don't

Episodes

Hot ref chat pot

Jimbo, Tom Williams, Adam Crafton and Dan Bardell pick apart another packed week of football fun. The Carabao Cup’s biggest story is victory for Moyes at Old Trafford at last. Could Man United’s bloated squad have used the extra games to keep the squad happy? United are Aston Villa’s bogey team and they meet at Old Trafford this weekend. And it’s Chelsea v Man City. Could the hardest week possible in world football define City’s season? Plus we examine Marcos Alonso’s stance on kneeling. The North London derby looks to have potential for content. Can either team breach perhaps the clearest top 4 ever? Elsewhere, the Premier League will say hello to its first ever foreign referee. Plus love bites, more fights in France and whether or not the launch of Wolves Records will lead to Conor Coady rapping unconvincingly. RUNNING ORDER:     • PART 1: Carabao Cup round-up (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Chelsea v Man City preview (10m 30s) • PART 2b: Man Utd v Aston Villa preview (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Get ready for refereeing history (33m 00s) • PART 3b: Arsenal v Tottenham preview (37m 30s) • PART 4a: Brentford v Liverpool preview (45m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (57m 00s) • PART 6: Euro midweek action (59m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/09/211h 13m

Chafing might be an issue

Jimbo is joined by Raphael Honigstein, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Alvaro Romeo to chew over a smorgasbord of European football action. PSG make it 6 wins out of 6 in Ligue 1 but all the headlines surround Lionel Messi and his reaction to being substituted. Meanwhile at Dortmund, is there anything Erling Haaland can’t do? Real Madrid continue to entertain us with a late comeback at Valencia. Juventus are still winless and in the relegation zone as Allegri admits he’s worried. Plus the return of Radamel Falcao at Rayo Vallecano. And should Bayern wear lederhosen to even up the Bundesliga? RUNNING ORDER:     • PART 1: Moment of the week (02m 00s) • PART 2: Ligue 1 latest – Messi scenes at PSG and Lens (05m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern hit Bochum for seven (20m 00s) • PART 4a: Ajax 9-0 Cambuur (35m 00s) • PART 4b: Serie A update – Roma lose for the first time (37m 30s) • PART 5: La Liga – more late drama as Real entertain again (49m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/09/211h 6m

German Neil Warnock

Jimbo, Flo Lloyd-Hughes, Matt Davies-Adams and Daniel Storey cast their eyes over another dramatic weekend as the Premier League perhaps begins to take shape. Chelsea swot Spurs aside on Sunday as Thomas Tuchel once again shows his worth as a problem-solver. Elsewhere is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer lucky? Are Brighton luckier? And will Man City rue their dropped points against Southampton? There’s also credit to Arsenal for their new-found resilience with Ramsdale in goal. We look ahead to the 3rd round of the Carabao Cup, allowing us to look at the state of the EFL’s bottom club Oldham ahead of their trip to Brentford. And of course, there’s the Derby debacle. Plus missiles, Sarina Wiegman’s debut and Thomas Frank’s wine recommendations. RUNNING ORDER:     • PART 1: Tottenham 0-3 Chelsea (04m 30s) • PART 2a: West Ham 1-2 Man Utd (15m 00s) • PART 2b: Man City 0-0 Southampton (23m 30s) • PART 2c: Aston Villa 3-0 Everton (28m 00s) • PART 2d: Wolves 0-2 Brentford & Oldham’s struggles (30m 00s) • PART 3a: England 8-0 North Macedonia (35m 00s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (38m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (52m 00s) • PART 5: Derby enter administration (54m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/09/211h 4m

Heimlichs for everyone

Jimbo welcomes along Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and Natalie Gedra as the Champions League gets back into full swing. Manchester United are upset away at Young Boys. Do they lack personality in the Champions League? And will Solskjaer learn from his mistakes? Elsewhere, PSG continue to play as individuals, Man City don’t need a striker because they keep improving as a team. And the Nou Camp is the new Turf Moor. The Premier League weekend promises plenty. Matt Jones from The Blue Room talks to us about learning to love Rafa Benitez at Everton. Plus the origin of the term Route One. And the two big exits in football this week – Chris Hughton and Dani Alves. RUNNING ORDER:     • PART 1a: Young Boys 2-1 Man Utd (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Club Brugge 1-1 PSG (10m 00s) • PART 2a: Man City 6-3 Leipzig (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Elsewhere in the Champions League (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Spurs v Chelsea preview (34m 00s) • PART 3b: A look at Leeds, Norwich and the first ever televised game (41m 30s) • PART 4a: Everton’s excellent start with Matt Jones (49m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (57m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (63m 30s) • PART 6: Hughton out and Alves out (66m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/09/211h 16m

There are no plasters left

The Champions League and Europa League return, with Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens on hand to preview Matchday 1. Barcelona host Bayern, with Barca now bigger underdogs than they were when they lost 8-2 in 2020.  Real Madrid travel to San Siro to face Inter. Under Ancelotti, the team are exciting with Vinicius no longer fictitious. It’s Liverpool v Milan at Anfield, where we should all be thankful that Zlatan is back in the Champions League. Similarly we take time to purr over Messi’s hat-trick against Bolivia. Domestically, we show some love to Sampaoli’s Marseille. And in Serie A, is it too early to proclaim Mourinho’s Roma as title challengers? Or to write Allegri’s Juve out of the title race? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: The Champions League and Europa League are back (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Moment of the weekend (04m 00s) • PART 2: Barcelona v Bayern Munich preview (08m 00s) • PART 3: Inter v Real Madrid preview (22m 00s) • PART 4: Liverpool v Milan preview (30m 00s) • PART 5: Europa League highlights (39m 00s) • PART 6: Serie A – the Mou train picks up speed (49m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/09/211h 5m

Jobbing magician

Jimbo is joined by Carl Anka, Daniel Storey and Dom Fifield after another eyebrow-raising Premier League weekend. The return of Ronaldo sees the Portuguese score twice as Man Utd beat Newcastle 4-1. But does Cristiano’s presence sacrifice Sancho’s style? Mo Salah joins the Premier League 100 club as Liverpool beat Leeds 3-0. Do we talk about the Egyptian enough as one of the best players in the world? And similarly at Man City, is Bernardo bubble gum Silva one of the most underrated players around? Proactive Palace impress by thrashing Spurs. Also how good are Villa and are Leicester too easy to control? Plus.James Horncastle joins us to preview Liverpool against Milan in the Champions League. And the panel discuss Hasenhuttl’s superstitious sartorial selections. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Man Utd 4-1 Newcastle (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool, Man City and Chelsea also victorious (12m 00s) • PART 2: Crystal Palace 3-0 Spurs & Arsenal 1-0 Norwich (29m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League weekend (36m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (42m 30s) • PART 5: Liverpool v Milan preview with James Horncastle (45m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/09/2157m 55s

Creeping flappiness

The Premier League is back and so are Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Adrian Clarke and Nooruddean Choudry. England are pegged back in Poland late on in a game where Gareth Southgate doesn’t make any substitutions. Does the England manager have a tendency to freeze on the big stage? Scotland are the only home nation to win in midweek, a huge victory in Austria in World Cup qualifying, as Andrew Slaven describes all. The headlines in the Premier League look set to be dominated by Ronaldo’s return to Old Trafford. And the clash of the bottom two as Arsenal host Norwich. Could defeat spell the end for Arteta? The panel are excited about Man City’s goalkeeping situation and about seeing Harvey Elliott and Dan James in action at Elland Road. Plus People Just Do Nothing and people pinching throats. And Solskjaer and Szczesny – two of the best in the country. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The return of Ronaldo (04m 30s) • PART 2a: Poland 1-1 England (16m 30s) • PART 2b: Austria 0-1 Scotland with Andrew Slaven (28m 00s) • PART 3a: Arsenal v Norwich preview (33m 00s) • PART 3b: Crystal Palace v Spurs preview (39m 00s) • PART 3c: Leicester v Man City preview (41m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (62m 30s) • PART 6: A change to your scheduled programming (65m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/09/211h 15m

This is what football sounds like

You'll have heard Daniel Storey speaking on Monday's pod about how he's about to attend his first football match since March 2020. And while many of you will have returned to grounds for the new season or been to a match at Wembley over the summer, but for lots of us, the noise and energy of a full stadium and the build up to the game is a long distant memory. With that mind, in place of our Euro show this week, here's a special podcast accompanying George Caulkin's amazing piece called This is what football sounds like that recently went up on the Athletic. It's recorded using a technique called binaural audio – basically, 360 degree sound - and the best way to experience it is to find a quiet place and listen on headphones. Maybe even go for a walk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/09/2130m 53s

Christmas only takes a day

Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, Flo Lloyd-Hughes and Colin Millar into the pod on a weekend where crazy things are happening all around the world. While other nations are slipping up, England have become a machine in qualifying. Will a trip to Poland provide problems? And is Bellingham the future of the midfield? Elsewhere, it’s a big week for Northern Ireland who have some scores to settle with the Swiss. Brazil v Argentina is stopped as authorities try to deport four Premier League players. And do we really want a World Cup every two years. The WSL is back with a new season and a new TV deal. The panel plead for patience in the development of the women’s game on a weekend where champions Chelsea suffer a shock defeat. Plus the bloody Butcher and the renegade Rene Higuita.  RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Two 4-0 wins for England (03m 30s) • PART 2: The wide world of World Cup qualifying (15m 00s) • PART 3: Brazil v Argentina admin chaos and a World Cup every two years? (30m 00s) • PART 4: The WSL returns (45m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (60m 00s) • PART 6: On This Day - Bloody Butcher and Higuita’s scorpion (62m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/09/211h 13m

Classic Como

Earlier than usual, it’s your international break Totally Football Show with Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and Sasha Goryunov. Can England recover from their fever dream at Euro 2020 as they travel to take on Hungary? And can they be more tactically flexible to finally win silverware? Cristiano Ronaldo scores a late brace against the Republic of Ireland to become the all-time leading scorer in international football history. We look at the movers on deadline day – from Camavinga to Rondon – while examining Barcelona’s bin fire of a transfer window. Katie Whyatt helps us preview the new WSL season. A league with strength in depth like never before. Plus a forgotten Bergkamp goal. And Spartak Moscow story time with Sasha. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Record-breaker Ronaldo and the rest of Wednesday night’s action (03m 00s) • PART 2: Deadline day revisited (15m 00s) • PART 3: Hungary v England preview (40m 00s) • PART 4: The WSL returns with Katie Whyatt (49m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (54m 00s) • PART 6: Moscow madness and Bergkamp brilliance (56m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/09/211h 8m

All the Messis

With the transfer window creaking shut, Jimbo, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the last weekend of club football across Europe before the international break. Lionel Messi makes his debut for PSG but will Kylian Mbappe stay on as his team-mate? Will Real Madrid make a dramatic move on deadline day? It’s a nightmare beginning to life after Ronaldo for Juventus but Roma fans are all aboard on the Mou train. Van Bommel’s boys top the Bundesliga. A bad week for Leipzig who lose the match and lose Marcel Sabitzer to Bayern. In Spain, Barca are victorious but unimpressive, while Bordalas is electrifying Valencia. Plus Pique the entrepreneur and Balotelli blasts off again. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 30s) • PART 2: Messi makes his PSG debut but will Mbappe stay? (07m 00s) • PART 3: Juve start life without Ronaldo with defeat (17m 30s) • PART 4a: Wolfsburg top the Bundesliga (24m 00s) • PART 4b: Champions League & Europa League draws (34m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga – Barca victorious but unimpressive (40m 00s) • PART 6: Ligue 1 – Lyon win at last (47m 00s) • PART 7: Serie A – Roma and Lazio on fire (53m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/08/211h 6m

Reheated soup

After one of the biggest transfers in years, Jimbo, Adam Crafton, Daniel Storey and David Preece bask in a bumper Premier League weekend. Cristiano Ronaldo is back at Old Trafford. Did United buy him just so City couldn’t? Does he take them closer to the title? Should the money have been spent on a defensive midfielder? And James Horncastle tells us why Juventus won’t miss him. Liverpool and Chelsea battle to a draw at Anfield as Thomas Tuchel does a great job of calming his players down after Reece James is sent off. Tottenham are top and Arsenal are bottom after the Gunners are thrashed 5-0 at the Etihad. What is the process and should Arsenal fans trust it? Plus Kylian Mbappe, Keith The Duck and what David Preece will do if you try a Gary Crosby. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Tottenham top and Wolves 0-1 Man Utd (04m 00s) • PART 2: The second coming of Cristiano with James Horncastle (15m 00s) • PART 3: Man City 5-0 Arsenal (32m 00s) • PART 4a: Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea (42m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (64m 00s) • PART 6: Mbappe to Real Madrid? (66m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/08/211h 16m

Watkings

Big news, big games, it’s all happening in the world of football. And Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Lynsey Hooper and Adrian Clarke have all the tools to tackle it head on. Harry Kane is staying at Spurs, for the summer at least. Did City leave Harry hanging out to dry? Meanwhile Pep Guardiola announces his exit in 2023. Will that cause a drop in intensity from his City side? Klopp v Tuchel and Van Dijk v Lukaku is something to get excited about this weekend. Is someone due a hammering from Wolves? Like Man United this weekend? West Ham are top of the league. The Athletic’s Roshane Thomas tells us about a group of likeable grafters that have made the London Stadium feel like home. Plus statues, cardboard cut-outs and a flip reverse to what would have happened if Arsenal had won the Champions League in 2004. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Kane staying at Spurs (02m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool v Chelsea preview (11m 00s) • PART 3: Man City v Arsenal preview (20m 00s) • PART 4: West Ham v Crystal Palace preview with Roshane Thomas (27m 30s) • PART 5: The rest of the Premier League weekend (38m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power (61m 00s) • PART 7: Flip Reverse – what if Arsenal beat Chelsea in 2004? (63m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/08/211h 15m

Lassismo

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo return to cast their eye over this weekend’s continental football. It’s a good start for Jose Mourinho and Tammy Abraham at Roma in Serie A, while champions Inter thrash Genoa. But the rumours around Ronaldo suggest he wants to leave Juventus. Lyon and Monaco continue to struggle in Ligue 1 but the headlines are dominated by trouble between Nice fans and Marseille staff which sees their game abandoned. La Liga promises to be tight with Barca and Real both held, while Manuel Pellegrini fears there’s not enough actual football being played in Spain. And we get our first glimpse of Marsch-ball as Leipzig bounce back in Germany. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (03m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A – Abraham debuts but does Cristiano want an exit? (12m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga – Leipzig Marsch on (30m 00s) • PART 4: La Liga – Real and Barca both drop points (35m 00s) • PART 5: Ligue 1 – Lyon and Monaco continue to struggle (46m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/08/2158m 50s

To hell and back

Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, Matt Davies-Adams and Colin Millar into the pod after another pulsating Premier League weekend. Chelsea breeze past Arsenal at the Emirates with Lukaku scoring and immediately looking like the reference point for this side. The performance – and his personality – could be daunting for the rest of the Premier League. And how did Arsenal become so mediocre? It’s a 100% record for Graham Potter’s side too. But Bissouma still being at Brighton is baffling our panel. Should Solskjaer have started Sancho and Varane at Southampton? And are the margins so tight that United will rue the points dropped at St Mary’s? Nick Miller fills us in on Nuno’s winning return to Molineux. And Colin offers up an impassioned defence of the Europa Conference League Plus Livramento, Coventry and Savage’s son. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Arsenal 0-2 Chelsea (05m 00s) • PART 1b: Routine wins for City & Liverpool (17m 00s) • PART 2a: Brighton 2-0 Watford (24m 00s) • PART 2b: Southampton 1-1 Man Utd (28m 00s) • PART 3: Wolves 0-1 Spurs with Nick Miller (37m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (56m 30s) • PART 6: Tammy’s terrific debut (58m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/08/211h 14m

Blue John caves

Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Dan Bardell and Charlie Eccleshare ahead of a mouth-watering Premier League weekend. Arsenal v Chelsea headlines the weekend as the panel salivate over the damage Romelu Lukaku could do and struggle to understand the signing of Ramsdale. Is Arteta safe from the sack because of the chaos above him? Nuno returns to Molineux as we ask what he’s changed at Spurs and what resolution the Kane saga will have. Plus Ant & Dec, Norwegian orgies and the origin story of the swimming pool attendant. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: That Man City third kit (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Arsenal v Chelsea preview (05m 00s) • PART 1c: Liverpool, City & United in action (17m 00s) • PART 2: Wolves v Spurs preview (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Crystal Palace v Brentford preview (34m 00s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (40m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 5: Lewandowski’s future and a sex scandal in Norway (52m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/08/211h 4m

Fallen into the cauldron

We’re underway in Spain and Germany, with Italy soon to follow. Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo have your back on all things continental. Dortmund come flying out the blocks in the Bundesliga with Erling Haaland stealing the show on matchweek 1. Is he the new R9? Pique is the hero on and off the pitch for Barcelona as Memphis channels Ronaldinho in La Liga. Looking ahead to the start of the Serie A season, will there be a big 7? And can Mourinho rediscover his mojo?  In France, Messi is unveiled and Galtier hammers the champions on his return to Lille. But who got a 1/10 in L’Equipe? And we pay tribute to the great Gerd Muller. Scorer, singer, weaver. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Paying tribute to Gerd Muller (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Moment of the weekend (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Haaland hulks up as the Bundesliga returns (16m 00s) • PART 3: La Liga - Barca begin life after Messi (25m 00s) • PART 4: Previewing the return of Serie A (37m 30s) • PART 5: Ligue 1 latest – a horrific start for Lille (45m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/08/2159m 44s

Miss! Miss!

The opening weekend of the new Premier League season doesn’t disappoint. Drinking it in with Jimbo are Carl Anka, Sasha Goryunov and Daniel Storey. Tottenham defeat champions Man City in a dream start for Nuno in North London. Will that inspire City to go and get Harry Kane? Or should they be spending that money on a left-back and a defensive midfielder? Manchester United thrash Leeds 5-1. Imagine how good they’ll be once they put Sancho and Varane in that team. And Brentford provide the feel-good story of the weekend. Elsewhere where is the Arsenal leadership? Can Villa create a whole new attack without Grealish? Will Everton fans learn to love resilient Rafa? Plus we pay tribute to the goal-hanger’s goal-hanger Gerd Muller. And Sasha bemoans the state of Russian football. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: A brilliant opening weekend (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1-0 Man City (07m 30s) • PART 1c: Norwich 0-3 Liverpool & Chelsea 3-0 Crystal Palace (19m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd 5-1 Leeds (24m 00s) • PART 3: Brentford 2-0 Arsenal & Watford 3-2 Aston Villa (37m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (48m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (60m 00s) • PART 6: A tribute to the late Gerd Muller (63m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/08/211h 14m

Starting to get the tingles

The Premier League season is almost upon us and Jimbo is joined by the excited trio of Dom Fifield, Natalie Gedra and Tom Williams. The headline fixture of the opening weekend is Tottenham hosting Man City. If City don’t sign Harry Kane, does that hurt their championship chances? Will European champions Chelsea take the title with their incredible squad depth? Further down the table, there are big questions to be answered. Do Everton represent the biggest challenge of Benitez’s career? Are Palace fans right to be optimistic about Patrick Vieira? How much are Southampton gambling with their transfer policy? Billy Grant from the Beesotted podcast joins us on the eve of Brentford’s Premier League bow against Arsenal. And are Norwich about to surprise us all? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Opening day nerves? (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Spurs v Man City and the title race (08m 30s) • PART 2a: Chelsea win the Super Cup (30m 00s) • PART 2b: New managers in the Premier League (37m 00s) • PART 3a: Brentford’s hopes with Billy Grant from the Beesotted podcast (49m 30s) • PART 3b: The promoted clubs and the battle to stay up (55m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (63m 00s) • PART 5: Thoughts on Villa, West Ham and Newcastle (65m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/08/211h 15m

Not bitter, little bit disappointed

The European edition returns with your preferred pod posse of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo. Lionel Messi becomes a PSG player and will be starring in Ligue 1. Why all the cynicism? Could Messi have made a more romantic move? Feeling the absence of Messi are not just Barcelona but La Liga as a whole. No longer the league of stars. Speaking of financial crisis, Italian champions Inter are minus Conte and Lukaku. Can anyone see past Juventus returning to the top under Max Allegri? Will Mourinho keep inspiring mass brawls at Roma? New gaffers galore in Germany. Can Marco Rose’s Dortmund topple Julian Nagelsmann’s Bayern? Or what about Jesse Marsch’s Leipzig, the best squad in the Bundesliga? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Can anyone stop PSG and Man City? (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Moment of the weekend (13m 00s) • PART 2: Ligue 1 latest – more on the Messi move (17m 00s) • PART 3: Suffering in Serie A with Inter in financial crisis (35m 00s) • PART 4: La Liga latest – the state of Barca (47m 30s) • PART 5: Bundesliga preview – new gaffers galore (60m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/08/211h 15m

Power League style

Jimbo’s back with the first Totally Football Show of the new season in the company of Daniel Storey, Duncan Alexander and Adam Crafton. One of the biggest transfers in football history is about to take place. Lionel Messi says bye-bye to Barcelona and is set to move to PSG. Jubilant Julien Laurens joins us as we discuss if this is a good thing for Ligue 1. And what does it mean for Mbappe? Jack Grealish joins Man City for £100million but he alone can’t stop Leicester from winning the Community Shield. Is Grealish a problem solver for Pep or will he prove to be City’s Veron? We ask who is best equipped to challenge City for the title this season. Chelsea with Lukaku? Liverpool with Van Dijk? United with Solskjaer under scrutiny? Plus there’s the return of the EFL and the end of the Olympics. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Messi leaves Barca for PSG, with Julien Laurens (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Leicester win the Community Shield (26m 00s) • PART 2b: Who will win the Premier League title? (33m 00s) • PART 3: The return of the EFL (45m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (49m 30s) • PART 5: Brazil claim Olympic gold (51m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR 33% OFF THE PRICE OF AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/08/211h 3m

It's The Totally Football Yearbook 2021!

Nick Miller joins Producer Ben to discuss the biggest news in publishing: The Totally Football Yearbook 2021! The Totally Football Yearbook 2021 - edited by Nick Miller, with a foreword by Jamie Carragher and contributions from all of your Totally favourites - is available on 5 August in hardback and ebook and as an audiobook. You can pre-order it now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/07/217m 51s

Part bleeding but still handsome

Italy are European champions. Jimbo, Carl Anka, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, David Preece and Daniel Storey review a wonderful night for the Azzurri but a heart-breaking night for England who lose on penalties at Wembley. Gareth Southgate’s side take a very early lead but are pegged back and worn down by their opponent. Like the 2018 World Cup semi-final but worse. It’s an inspirational group of players but in hindsight, did England throw this Euros away? And did they play that much football in the tournament? As for Italy, we salute a team that every other team made changes to their system for. And of course, they had the amazing Chiellini. The star of this Italy team and finally a European champion. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Carl Anka at Wembley (02m 00s) • PART 2: What went wrong for England? (16m 00s) • PART 3a: What went right for Italy with James Horncastle (25m 00s) • PART 3b: Looking ahead to Qatar (35m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (45m 00s) • PART 5: Copa America and final conclusions (48m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/07/2159m 41s

Man scores volley

For the penultimate pod of the Euros, Jimbo is joined by a bumper crew of James Horncastle, Michael Cox, Tom Williams and Duncan Alexander. Anticipation builds ahead of the final at Wembley on Sunday. Italy the complete team, managed by Mancini the serial winner. Whereas England look to be physically fresher. Are both teams already heroes and in a no-lose situation? We reminisce about a tournament including lots of goals, classic matches and most importantly, fans. And 15 years on from Italy’s last major tournament win, a chat about Zidane’s headbutt on Materazzi, much like the incident itself, gets out of hand. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: England v Italy preview (02m 00s) • PART 2: Looking back at Euro 2020 (32m 00s) • PART 3: The odds with Paddy Power (47m 00s) • PART 4: Zidane’s headbutt 15 years on (50m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/07/211h 3m

No root crops on the back pages

Jimbo, Daniel Storey and Duncan Alexander bask in the glory of England reaching their first ever European Championship final. The Three Lions come from behind at Wembley to overcome Denmark and progress to the Euro 2020 final. England - masters of keep-ball, shaking off their demons and of shielding the ball and waiting for a free-kick. We salute the likes of Walker, Rice and Maguire. England will face Italy in the final who eliminated Spain on Tuesday. Alvaro Romeo informs us on how La Roja’s performance has been received and the extent of Barcelona’s struggles with their wage bill. Plus semi-final despair from 2014. And Emi Martinez’s sensational year. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: England 2-1 Denmark (02m 00s) • PART 2: Spain’s exit and Barca’s salary struggles (33m 00s) • PART 3: The odds with Paddy Power (43m 30s) • PART 4: On This Day – Brazil 1-7 Germany (46m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/07/2159m 12s

Wave of soppy emotion

Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Adam Crafton and Daniel Storey as the Azzurri ascend to the final of Euro 2020. It took penalties and a little bit of luck but Italy beat Spain at Wembley and continue to give great value to this tournament. Meanwhile, the future looks bright for Spain with Pedri running the show. But should they have got rid of Ramos? England and Denmark compete on Wednesday to see who will face Italy in the final. Niels Harild tells us how the spirit of 92 is more of a positive than the curse of 66. And how does this group of England players compare to previous crops? Plus Southgate and Sir Bobby – two of a kind? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Italy through to the final at Spain’s expense (02m 00s) • PART 2: England v Denmark preview with Niels Harild (17m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Paddy Power (33m 30s) • PART 4: On This Day – a big day for Bobby Robson (36m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/07/2149m 43s

Giddiness correspondent

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov react to a fantastic night for the Three Lions in Rome. England cruise past Ukraine 4-0 and into the last 4 of Euro 2020. A performance that was everything we wanted it to be – ruthlessly efficient and an absence of jeopardy. We salute Southgate, Shaw and the Sterling Kane partnership. They will meet Denmark in the semi-finals at Wembley after the Danes dispatch the Czechs thanks to Joakim Maehle’s caramelo. But are they a bit overrated? Plus we revisit the greatest upset in Euros history – Greece going all the way in 2004. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Ukraine 0-4 England (03m 30s) • PART 2: Czech Republic 1-2 Denmark (20m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Paddy Power (31m 30s) • PART 4: On This Day – Greece win the Euros (34m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/07/2144m 13s

DonnaSommer

Jimbo is alongside Duncan Alexander, Charlie Eccleshare and James Horncastle as Italy & Spain set up a semi-final meeting at Euro 2020. Roberto Mancini’s Italy knock out the number 1 ranked team in the world in Belgium, in a performance that has everything. How have the Azzurri managed to put together this 32-game unbeaten run? And why wasn’t Mancini more in demand? Spain are victorious on penalties against 10-man Switzerland but are hugely wasteful in front of goal again. Alvaro Romeo tells us why the Spanish might be about to click, through unity and conviction. But do they lack personality? In Saturday’s quarter-finals, it’s Czech Republic v Denmark and then, England v Ukraine in Rome. Yevhen Muzyka tells us why Shevchenko isn’t as popular as you might think. Plus we talk Sancho, Nuno and Rafa Benitez, all on the move in club football. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Belgium 1-2 Italy (03m 30s) • PART 2: Spain beat the Swiss on spot-kicks with Alvaro Romeo (20m 30s) • PART 3a: England v Ukraine preview with Yevhen Muzyka (35m 00s) • PART 3b: Czech Republic v Denmark preview (46m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (49m 30s) • PART 5: Sancho, Nuno and Benitez all on the move (52m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/07/211h 6m

Reliving Euro 2008 (the one without England)

If you want a break from all this England euphoria - or just a bit of perspective - here’s the latest episode of our Euro Stories documentaries, looking back on Euro 2008 . There’s no England in this one, but there is a whole lot of Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens, Sasha Goryunov and Alvaro Romeo. You can subscribe to this series by searching for Beyond The Headline on Apple, Spotify and all the usual places - we’ve done each tournament since 1988, and the 2012 and 2016 episodes will be out in the build up to the final. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/07/2145m 54s

Spiderman meme

Jimbo welcomes Adam Crafton, Raphael Honigstein and Daniel Storey to look back on a momentous day of action as the quarter-finalists at Euro 2020 are finalised. England secure a landmark victory over Germany at Wembley where all of Southgate’s decisions came off. And his squad selection and team selections appear to be vindicated. Is it judgement or luck? Plus how the nation reacts when the hugely endearing Southgate wins. Jogi Low has now managed his last game for Germany, who pay the price for having a halfway house attitude towards their football. England’s opponents in the last 8 will be Ukraine after a game of faffing against Sweden. Julien Laurens joins us for a post-mortem on France’s shock exit from Euro 2020. Plus Bierhoff and here’s to you Mrs Rabiot. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: England 2-0 Germany (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Ukraine 2-1 Sweden (27m 00s) • PART 2b: The quarter-finals are… (31m 30s) • PART 3: The French post-mortem with Julien Laurens (35m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (46m 00s) • PART 5: On This Day – Bierhoff’s Golden Goal (49m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/06/2158m 22s

Reduced to a screaming seven-year-old

Jimbo, Carl Anka and Daniel Storey try and make sense of quite possibly the greatest day of tournament football ever. Switzerland knock out world champions France on penalties after a 3-3 draw in Bucharest. We try to explain the magnificence of Xhaka and Pogba. And would France have fared better with Laporte? Speaking of Laporte, his Spanish side beat Croatia 5-3 after extra time. How to explain a free-scoring team with a struggling striker? England and Germany face off at Wembley on Tuesday. Raphael Honigstein tells us why he’s worried about German improv up against a heavily rehearsed England. Plus Sweden Ukraine, Dutch despair from 2000 and attempting to explain the own goal epidemic. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Switzerland knock out France on penalties (04m 30s) • PART 2: Croatia 3-5 Spain (19m 00s) • PART 3a: England v Germany preview with Raphael Honigstein (31m 30s) • PART 3b: Sweden v Ukraine preview (47m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 5: On This Day – Toldo and Totti torment the Dutch (54m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/06/211h 3m

I’ll bite my own hand

Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander into the pod after a day of illuminating action at the Euros. Czech Republic hog the headlines by eliminating the Netherlands in the first shock of the last 16. But are they still the weakest team in the competition? And can Frank De Boer be blamed for the crazy mistakes of his players? Number 1 ranked Belgium knock out holders Portugal, in a game signposted by selfishness and stroppiness. And it’s time to bust the myth that Ronaldo is good at free-kicks. It’s another big day of action. Juraj Vrdoljak tells us whether Croatia fear Spain, the team that inflicted their heaviest defeat ever. And Julien Laurens previews France v Switzerland, as Pogba looks to build on his position as perhaps the player of the tournament so far. Plus we appreciate Balotelli, Cassano and Prandelli 9 years on. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Netherlands 0-2 Czech Republic with Karel Haring (03m 30s) • PART 2: Belgium 1-0 Portugal (16m 30s) • PART 3a: Croatia v Spain preview with Juraj Vrdoljak (29m 00s) • PART 3b: France v Switzerland preview with Julien Laurens (34m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (46m 45s) • PART 5: On This Day – Super Mario Balotelli in 2012 (49m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/06/211h 0m

Rushing to the wrong fire

Jimbo’s back and he’s brought Sasha Goryunov and Tom Williams with him as the knockout stages of Euro 2020 get underway. Denmark dismantle Wales 4-0 in Amsterdam as their fairy-tale continues to the quarter-finals. Niels Harild tells us why the Danes are daring to dream of a repeat of 1992. What will Gareth Bale do next? International football only? Golf? Italy need extra time to eliminate Austria at Wembley, with the beaten side showing just how good they are. Having seen glimpses of Belgium at their best, will we be able to see a classic with Portugal on the worst pitch at the tournament in Seville? And with no side showing themselves to be completely dominant, Michiel Jongsma fancies the Netherlands to go to the semi-finals as pessimism is replaced by arrogance. Plus England 1-2 Iceland – five years on. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Wales 0-4 Denmark with Niels Harild (03m 30s) • PART 2: Italy 2-1 Austria (19m 30s) • PART 3a: Belgium v Portugal preview (28m 30s) • PART 3b: Netherlands v Czech Republic preview with Michiel Jongsma  (34m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (43m 30s) • PART 5: On This Day – England 1-2 Iceland (47m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/06/2159m 52s

Reliving Euro 2004

It's a rest day here at Totally, so while we gear up for the knockouts of Euro 2020, allow us to take you back to Euro 2004 with the latest episode from The Athletic's Euro Stories, featuring some of your favourite voices from Team Totally. If you like what you hear, you can catch up with previous episodes by follow or subscribing to our Beyond The Headline feed on Apple, Spotify and all the usual places. Jimbo will be back - and so will we - shortly after the final whistle of Wales v Denmark and Italy v Austria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/06/2147m 35s

Big club football

Matt Davies Adams, Daniel Storey and Adam Crafton are here on the day of goals and destiny in the Euros. In Group F, F stood for fun as each team at some stage were bottom of the table or facing England in the next round. In Group E, we weren't expecting too much but Spain came to have a fiesta, with a hand from Martin Dubravka, whilst Sweden and Poland put on a five goal thriller. So have Spain finally arrived? And now all eyes turn to the Round of 16 which kicks off on Saturday with Wales v Denmark with the former left asking "are we the badies?" And we try to work out if there's any way past Italy for Austria. All that plus a dive into UEFA's "politics", some Euro 2004 action, and our updated predictions. RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Germany 2-2 Hungary with Rafael Honigstein (03m 30s) PART 1b: Portugal 2-2 France with Julien Laurens (10m 30s) PART 2a: Spain 5-0 Slovakia (20m 30s) PART 2b: Sweden 3-2 Poland (24m 30s) PART 3: News (28m 30s) PART 4a: Wales v Denmark preview (38m 30s) PART 4b: Italy v Austria preview (42m 00s) PART 5: The Odds with Paddy Power (45m 30s) PART 6: Rash conclusions 2.0 (48m 40s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/06/211h 5m

The buttock region

Matt Davies Adams, Tom Williams, and Daniel Storey are here as England top Group D and as Scotland bid farewell to their first tournament in 23 years. So Scotland are out but what does it mean? We ask The Athletic's Jordan Campbell who's live at Hampden for his reflections on a heartbreaking night for the Tartan Army. More positive scenes over at Wembley though, well for 12 minutes anyway, as Sterling netted again and England top the group and look at facing, erm, France/Germany/Portugal/Hungary! Speaking of which tomorrow is today and today is the last day of the group stages, and there are still two groups to sort out. Namely Group E and F where it's looking concerning for Spain and rather brighter for Germany. All that plus we hit a few bum notes. RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Heroes to Villains (01m 30s) PART 2a: Scotland 1-3 Croatia with Jordan Campbell (03m 30s) PART 2b: England 1-0 Czech Republic (12m 30s) PART 3a: Wembley capacity (24m 30s) PART 3b: Spain v Slovakia preview with Alvaro Romeo (28m 00s)  PART 3c: Sweden v Poland preview (35m 30s) PART 4a: Hungary v Germany preview (39m 00s) PART 4b: France v Poland preview (42m 30s) PART 5: The Odds with Paddy Power (46m 30s) PART 6: Big bums big help (50m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/06/211h 0m

An Aldi own brand Pep Guardiola

Matt Davies Adams, Rory Smith, and Sasha Goryunov are here as Denmark make their mark on this tournament and squeeze into the next stage whilst Austria find their fast flowing football. Copenhagen was the place to be on Monday night as Denmark scored four magnificent goals to set up their place in the round of 16. Whilst Finland gave Belgium a run for their money before Lukaku turned the fireworks on. Plus we had one of the most memorable moments of the tournament so far - and VAR was involved in a positive way! In Group C it's Ukraine who are left wondering if they're in or out, and we waved goodbye to tournament cult hero Goran Pandev with an emotional guard of honour. Up next it's England v Czech Republic and Croatia v Scotland where it's "you finish second" "no, you finish second" at Wembley and win at all costs in Hampden. And where Covid 19 is wreaking havoc with protocols as Billy Gilmour is out and it's a bit of a confusion over Mount and Chilwell for England. All that plus there's a rather special 'On This Day' for Matt - and we find out that his dog has a middle name.... RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Drama or no drama? (01m 30s) PART 2a: Denmark 4-1 Russia (05m 30s) PART 2b: Belgium 2-0 Finland (14m 00s) PART 3a: Austria 1-0 Ukraine (21m 30s) PART 3b: Netherlands 3-0 North Macedonia (24m 30s)  PART 4a: England v Czech Republic preview. (29m 00s) PART 4b: Scotland v Croatia preview with JJ Bull (37m 30s) PART 5: The Odds with Paddy Power (47m 30s) PART 6: On This Day (50m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/06/211h 2m

Suit that doubles up as sportswear

Matt Davies-Adams welcomes Duncan Alexander and Robyn Cowen into the pod as Wales progress to the knockout stages. Robert Page’s side lose 1-0 in Rome but are still safely in the last 16. Are good-looking lads Italy the new tournament favourites? Are Turkey the worst dark horses ever? Groups B and C will conclude on Monday. Ari Virtanen dares to dream of Finland upsetting Belgium and advancing to the next round. It’s a chance for the likes of Lukaku, Yarmolenko and Dumfries to boost their Golden Boot hopes. And a chance to say goodbye Goran Pandev. Plus some Arshavin on this day and what Torquay and Hartlepool did to steal the show on Sunday. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Italy 1-0 Wales (02m 30s) • PART 2: Switzerland 3-1 Turkey (10m 00s) • PART 3a: Previewing the conclusion of Group C (16m 00s) • PART 3b: Previewing the conclusion of Group B (20m 00s) • PART 3c: Finland’s hopes of progressing with Ari Virtanen (28m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (34m 30s) • PART 5: The non-league Alisson and the fashionista Arshavin (36m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/06/2147m 53s

Proper downer

Matt Davies-Adams is joined by Lynsey Hooper and Tom Williams after arguably the most exciting day of action yet at Euro 2020. Germany bounce back from defeat to France with a 4-1 thrashing of Portugal. Never write them off. Are the holders in danger of elimination at the group stage? Hungary cause their own upset by holding world champions France in Budapest. Should Les Bleus be concerned about the lack of goals from Karim Benzema? Speaking of a lack of goals, Spain toil to another draw, this time with Poland. Alvaro Romeo identifies the reasons behind their struggles. From the weather to fan apathy. Group A concludes on Sunday with Wales travelling to Rome to face Italy and confirm their place in the next round. Will the likes of Ramsey, Bale and Ward impress again? Plus Seaman’s laugh, Foden’s flick, and Sousa’s fashion faux-pas.  RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Germany 4-1 Portugal with David Novo (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Hungary 1-1 France (15m 00s) • PART 2: Spain 1-1 Poland with Alvaro Romeo (24m 00s) • PART 3: Previewing the conclusion of Group A (34m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (43m 00s) • PART 5: Who will be this tournament’s Panenka? (45m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/06/2154m 26s

Lucky for big blokes

Matt Davies-Adams, Duncan Alexander and Daniel Storey react to one of the most anticipated days of Euro 2020 so far. Scotland take a point from Wembley as Steve Clarke’s bold selection pays off. Has Gareth Southgate been spooked by the anonymous Harry Kane? And is there much point in lionising Grealish when England function best as a team? Group F on Saturday offers mouth-watering clashes between Hungary and France and Portugal up against Germany. Raphael Honigstein gives us his thoughts on what Jogi Low’s tactical approach should be against the holders. Spain take on Poland where it’s Morata v Lewandowski – equals when it comes to international tournaments. And not in a good way. Plus Blackburn’s Ben Brereton bags in the Copa America. And Duncan’s favourite thing about Jan Koller. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: England 0-0 Scotland (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Croatia 1-1 Czech Republic (14m 30s) • PART 2b: Sweden 1-0 Slovakia (18m 45s) • PART 3a: Portugal v Germany preview with Raphael Honigstein (22m 30s) • PART 3b: Hungary v France preview (32m 00s) • PART 3c: Spain v Poland preview (34m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (37m 45s) • PART 5: On This Day and Big Ben Brereton (39m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/06/2151m 50s

Positive Scotland pants

Matt Davies Adams, Daniel Storey, and Carl Anka are here with the fall out from Thursday's action and to set you up for a big Friday. On the show it was an emotional night in Copenhagen as Denmark played Belgium and united in celebration of Christian Eriksen after 10 minutes. Elsewhere The Netherlands secured their place in the knockout stages with a 2-0 win over Austria. We ask if the draw is in the favour? And we wave a fond farewell to North Macedonia who lost 2-1 to Ukraine. Then it's all eyes to Wembley as England and Scotland ready themselves to do battle. To get the Scottish perspective we speak with Scotland and Chelsea midfielder, Erin Cuthbert, whilst back in the pod we assess Southgate's best full back options. Plus there's previews on Croatia v Czech Republic and Sweden v Slovakia, and we ask what on earth Spurs are doing? RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Denmark 1-2 Belgium (02m 30s) PART 2a: Netherlands 2-0 Austria (10m 10s) PART 2b: North Macedonia 1-2 Ukraine (15m 00s) PART 3a: England v Scotland preview with Erin Cuthbert (17m 30s) PART 3b: Croatia v Czech Republic preview (32m 00s) PART 3c: Sweden v Slovakia preview (33m 00s) PART 4: The Odds with Paddy Power (36m 00s) PART 5a: Sometimes maybe good (39m 00s) PART 5b: 500 not out (44m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/06/2151m 37s

A kick in the Zubkov

Matt Davies-Adams, Michael Cox and Sasha Goryunov are here as Wales arrive, Russia aren't Finnished, and Italy are livin la vida loca-telli. First to Baku where Wales are beaming after their 2-0 victory over Turkey, we ask if this was one of the most impressive performances so far As for Russia well they arrived too in St Petersburg and grabbed their first three points. Will a win be enough to see teams through to the knockout stages though? And Italy gain a load of backers after their dominant performance over Switzerland - but should we believe the hype? Elsewhere it's a big day for Denmark tomorrow as they play Belgium in Copenhagen. We speak with Danish commentator Niels Harild about the mood in the country. It's an Arnautovic-less Austria taking on The Netherlands - will Frank de Boer give us more of the same chaos? And finally Sasha brings a big tactics lesson on Ukraine v North Macedonia. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Turkey 0-2 Wales (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Finland 0-1 Russia (11m 00s) • PART 2b: Italy 3-0 Switzerland (16m 00s) • PART 3a: News! (22m 30s) • PART 3b: Denmark v Belgium preview with Niels Harild (24m 00s) • PART 3c: Austria v Netherlands preview (32m 30s) • PART 3d: North Macedonia v Ukraine preview (37m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (40m 30s) • PART 5a: Ramos and Rafa on the move (44m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/06/2154m 40s

Coke cola

Matt Davies-Adams, Adam Crafton and Tom Williams react to a certain CR7's latest records and our first heavy weight fight. Tuesday night brought us the good, the bad, and the possibly ugly as France beat Germany 1-0. We ask is this France instilling fear? Did Germany deserve a draw? And did Rudiger have a little nibble? Speaking of bites, over in Hungary our early evening entertainment, well it didn't get going until 80 minutes in but not even the clock can beat Cristiano Ronaldo from breaking records. Onto the next round then and it's all eyes on Italy who have really set a marker. Up next for them Switzerland who inspire an Orson Welles quote. On the other side of the table it's the slightly more disappointing Wales and Turkey who face off. And finally we finish with the Finnish as they take on Russia. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: France 1-0 Germany (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Hungary 0-3 Portugal (13m 00s) • PART 3a: Turkey v Wales preview with Yordi Yamali (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Italy v Switzerland preview with James Horncastle (32m 00s) • PART 3c: Finland v Russia preview (36m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (40m 30s) • PART 5a: On This Day – France secure their place in the knockout round of Euro 2000 (42m 50s) • PART 5b: Rash Predictions (47m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/06/2155m 16s

Binary solo

Matt Davies-Adams, Duncan Alexander and Dom Fifield react to a day of record-breaking goals and record-breaking passes at Euro 2020. The Tartan Army’s return to tournament football is an unhappy one as Patrick Schick inspires Czech Republic to victory from the halfway line. Did Scotland prove they are genuinely unlucky? Or are they just not clinical enough? Sweden channel their inner Palace to stifle Spain and draw 0-0 in Seville. Alexander Isak looks the real deal, Alvaro Morata – not so much. Slovakia overcome Poland who continue to struggle for goals at major tournaments, even with Lewandowski. France face Germany on Tuesday – with the Mbappe Giroud spat stealing focus, is there a chance Les Bleus could implode? And Hungary will face Portugal in front of 60,000 fans in Budapest. Tomasz Mortimer tells us how far the national side have come in a short period of time. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Scotland 0-2 Czech Republic (04m 30s) • PART 2a: Spain 0-0 Sweden (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Poland 1-2 Slovakia (20m 00s) • PART 3a: France v Germany preview (26m 30s) • PART 3b: Hungary v Portugal preview with Tomasz Mortimer (32m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (42m 30s) • PART 5: On This Day – England 2-0 Scotland (44m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/06/2156m 29s

Contemplating the risky text

Matt Davies-Adams is in the hot seat in the company of Carl Anka and Daniel Storey after a dazzling Day 3 at Euro 2020. England exercise real control and relaxation in their opening game as they defeat Croatia at Wembley. A great day for Phillips and Mings as Southgate’s team selection is completely vindicated. And he can afford to not even use Grealish or Sancho. Netherlands and Ukraine contest the game of the tournament so far as the Dutch win 3-2 in Amsterdam. And an angry Arnautovic seals victory for Austria over North Macedonia. Which is more interesting than their kit or nickname. Scotland’s first tournament game in 23 years is against the Czech Republic on Monday. The most important game they’ll play in this group stage? And Spain and Sweden face off in Group E with Morata and Isak both looking to show their worth. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: England 1-0 Croatia (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Netherlands 3-2 Ukraine (19m 00s) • PART 2b: Austria 3-1 North Macedonia (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Scotland v Czech Republic preview with JJ Bull (29m 00s) • PART 3b: Spain v Sweden preview with Frida Fagerlund (39m 00s) • PART 3c: Poland v Slovakia preview (47m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 5: On This Day – Pearce versus headbutts (52m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/06/211h 2m

Traumatic and frantic

Jimbo, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams reflect on a day overshadowed by the dramatic collapse of Christian Eriksen. Denmark’s star man is thankfully in a stable condition after requiring CPR on the pitch against Finland.  Away from Copenhagen, Belgium dismantle Russia and Wales are fortunate to escape with a draw against Switzerland, thanks to the efforts of Kieffer Moore and Danny Ward. But did Robert Page get his selection wrong? England v Croatia is the big game on Sunday. Juraj Vrdoliak tells us about a team in transition since the World Cup, while the FA once again clarify the meaning behind taking the knee. Plus a big day for North Macedonia and some bold predictions from De Boer. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The collapse of Christian Eriksen (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Belgium 3-0 Russia (08m 30s) • PART 2b: The booing of the knee continues (12m 30s) • PART 2c: Wales 1-1 Switzerland (15m 30s) • PART 3a: England v Croatia preview with Juraj Vrdoliak (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Netherlands v Ukraine preview (32m 30s) • PART 3c: Austria v North Macedonia preview with Filip Mishov (36m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/06/2150m 45s

Paint rude images into nice images

Jimbo, Duncan Alexander and Sasha Goryunov react to the opening night at Euro 2020 and look ahead to Day 2. Italy make dark horses Turkey look pony with a dominant display in Rome. James Horncastle joins us after the 3-0 win on Friday as the Azzurri shatter their own stereotypes with an adventurous performance. Saturday’s a landmark day for followers of Finland, with their first ever game at a major tournament against Denmark. With a daunting fixture list, Ari Virtanen isn’t optimistic they can do an Iceland. Plus netting, accreditation controversy and a bad day for Howard Webbs.   RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: The opening ceremony gets us underway (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Turkey 0-3 Italy with James Horncastle (05m 00s) • PART 2a: On This Day – Poland versus Howard Webb (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Belgium v Russia preview (16m 30s) • PART 2c: Denmark v Finland preview with Ari Virtanen (19m 30s) • PART 2d: Wales v Switzerland preview (27m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Paddy Power (32m 30s) • PART 4: Controversy between Azerbaijan & Russia (35m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/06/2147m 42s

Woo indeed

Jimbo brings you Part 2 of our Euro 2020 preview with Duncan Alexander, Julien Laurens and a motley crew of continental experts. Group F is the group of death. Is victory a foregone conclusion for France? Will Benzema rock the boat or rock the tournament? Raphael Honigstein tells us why Germany are feeling fearful. In Group C, we’ve got some frank opinions on De Boer and Holland and some high hopes for Malinovskyi and Ukraine. Luis Enrique might be great but Covid-19 is playing havoc with Spain’s preparations – could Sweden take advantage in Group E? Plus how Kevin Davies could be the English Goran Pandev. And why Robert Lewandowski is the Polish Martin Peters. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Group F – France, Portugal & Hungary (05m 00s) • PART 1b: Group F – Germany feeling fearful, with Rafa Honigstein (19m 30s) • PART 2a: Group C – Netherlands preview, with Michiel Jongsma (28m 00s) • PART 2b: Group C – Ukraine preview with Sasha Goryunov (36m 30s) • PART 2b: Group C – North Macedonia & Austria (42m 30s) • PART 3a: Group E – Sweden – dark horses? (46m 30s) • PART 3b: Group E – Spain’s chaotic build-up, with Alvaro Romeo (49m 30s) • PART 3c: Group E – Poland & Slovakia (57m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (59m 30s) • PART 5: Tournament fever rising (61m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/06/211h 10m

About to do a madness

Jimbo’s back with part 1 of our preview of Euro 2020, in the company of Michael Cox, Tom Williams and Sasha Goryunov. The Three Lions head into essentially a home tournament as favourites. Paul Ince tells us what life inside the camp was like at Euro 96. Are England and Croatia worse than we think they are? And are Scotland and Czech Republic better? Can Wales match their semi-final exploits of 5 years ago, with or without a striker? They’re in the same group as a young Turkey side who we’re very excited about watching. James Horncastle gives us the latest on Roberto Mancini’s Italy, unbeaten in 3 years and finally building the team around their best players. Kristof Terreur explains why Belgium’s golden generation are keen to play down their chances of a first major tournament victory. Plus how Michael incurred the wrath of the Finnish football fans. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Looking forward to the Euros but not the mascots (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Group D – England the favourites, with Paul Ince (05m 45s) • PART 1c: Group D – Scotland, Croatia & Czech Republic (19m 00s) • PART 2a: Group A – Wales, Turkey & Switzerland (25m 00s) • PART 2b: Group A – James Horncastle on Italy’s chances (36m 00s) • PART 3a: Group B – Denmark & Finland (46m 30s) • PART 3b: Group B – Kristof Terreur on Belgium’s golden generation (52m 00s) • PART 3c: Group B – Sasha’s beloved Russia (57m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (62m 00s) • PART 5: Brief thoughts on the Group of Death (64m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/06/211h 12m

Reliving Euro 96

The Euros are just around the corner and to get yourself in the mood, here's a taster of The Athletic's excellent new Euro Stories series, in which we relive every European Championship from 1988 to the present. So set your time machine to the summer of 1996 and allow Iain Macintosh and a few your Totally favourites to transport you back to a time of Gazza and Gareth, Baddiel and Skinner and the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Subscribe to Euro Stories by following The Athletic's Beyond The Headline feed And while you're doing that, check out our daily England podcast And brace yourself for our two Totally previews which are dropping next week - followed by nightly pods at the end of every matchday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/06/2147m 49s

In conversation with Pat Nevin

Matt Davies Adams talks to Chelsea and Scotland legend Pat Nevin about his remarkable career on and off the pitch. Pat's autobiography The Accidental Footballer is out in print and audiobook now. It's very good indeed - and we're not just saying that because Pat's one of our Totally pod squad - so get it here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/05/2139m 9s

Five minutes into the future

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Carl Anka and Dom Fifield reconvene to wrap up club football once and for all this season. It’s a magnificent weekend for West London football as Chelsea defeat Man City in the Champions League final. We pay tribute to Tuchel, Mendy, the full-backs, Mount, Havertz and of course N'Golo Kante. Humble genius - a sure fire Ballon d’Or? Does he have to be considered an all-time great? Also celebrating are Brentford fans who see their side promoted to the Premier League for the first time. Do they promise to be more Leeds than Fulham? Plus Walcott’s shock call up remembered and a love letter to the away goals rule. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Chelsea win the Champions League (03m 00s) • PART 2: Brentford promoted to the Premier League, with Billy Grant from the Beesotted podcast (29m 00s) • PART 3: On This Day and England cuts to come (43m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 5: Scrapping the away goals rule? (55m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/05/211h 6m

Just call me

Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Lynsey Hooper and Tom Williams to comb through a footballing week full of finals. Villarreal win their first ever major trophy, as Unai Emery claims yet another Europa League title. And it’s at the expense of a Manchester United side suffering through Solskjaer’s lack of substitutions, De Gea’s lack of penalty saves and Fernandes’s coin toss decisions. Stunning managerial news as Conte leaves Inter, Zidane leaves Real and could Pochettino follow his heart, leave PSG and go back to Spurs? Jack Pitt-Brooke tells us more. Lynsey details an emotional goodbye to Nuno at Wolves. We also look ahead to the Championship play-off final and the Champions League final. The key to which could be Edouard Mendy and what he brings to Chelsea’s attack. Plus it’s the grand final of the Inter Totally Cup – defending Michael Cox takes on tournament debutant Benji Lanyado. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Inter season limbo (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Villarreal win the Europa League, with Alvaro Romeo (05m 00s) • PART 2b: Does Solskjaer deserve stick? (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Pochettino back to Spurs?! Jack Pitt-Brooke tells us more (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Bye bye Nuno (40m 00s) • PART 3c: The England squad (44m 30s) • PART 4a: Championship play-off final preview (48m 30s) • PART 4b: Champions League final preview (51m 00s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Final – Cox v Lanyado (61m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/05/211h 25m

Narcotic levels

Jimbo brings you the final European edition of the season with James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens. Atletico are La Liga champions for the first time in 7 years as we salute Trippier, Correa and Simeone. Is it bye bye Zidane and bye bye Koeman? Will we see Raul v Xavi in the dugout for El Clasico next season? And there’s no Ramos – or any Real players – in Spain’s Euro squad. Lille seal their first title in 10 years, as Pochettino washes his hands of PSG’s second place finish. Hear why Lille’s manager might be leaving for mid-table Nice. Juventus finish in the top 4 as Napoli blow it. But will Antonio Conte still be Inter manager next season? Will everyone be switching jobs? Plus Lewandowski – record breaker. And Henry Kissinger’s favourite team. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (03m 30s) • PART 2: Atletico win La Liga (06m 30s) • PART 3: Lille win Ligue 1 (26m 00s) • PART 4: Lewandowski breaks the Bundesliga record (37m 00s) • PART 5: Juve finish in the top 4 as Napoli blow it (45m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follows us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/05/211h 4m

Virtual fireplace

The Premier League season comes to a close with Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Sasha Goryunov here to soak up the drama. It’s Liverpool and Chelsea who make the top 4 as Leicester miss out, the Foxes’ poor performances of the last month finally catching up with them. The Blues are beaten at Villa but aren’t punished for their feeble finishing. Are their hopes of winning the Champions League over if they concede first? West Ham qualify for the Europa League, while Man United prepare for this year’s final. Alvaro Romeo tells us what we can expect from the fairy-tale that is Villarreal. Plus where next for Nuno, Ings and Lampard? The mystery that is Arsenal. And who the writers vote for as player of the year, compared to the players. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Reliving that final day drama (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Leicester 2-4 Tottenham (07m 00s) • PART 1c: Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea (12m 30s) • PART 2a: Liverpool 2-0 Crystal Palace (20m 30s) • PART 2b: West Ham 3-0 Southampton (24m 30s) • PART 2c: Man City 5-0 Everton (28m 00s) • PART 3a: The rest of the Premier League weekend (34m 30s) • PART 3b: Man Utd v Villarreal preview with Alvaro Romeo (50m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (57m 45s) • PART 5: Remembering things that happened this season (60m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/05/211h 15m

Five different goalkeeper kits

Jimbo is joined by Adam Crafton, Duncan Alexander and David Preece ahead of the final weekend of the Premier League season. Three teams are battling it out for the one remaining place in the Champions League. Will losing out on the top 4 mean Leicester lose players?  Will Harry Kane actually be allowed to leave Tottenham? And how misjudged was the Mason appointment? Roy Hodgson WILL be leaving Crystal Palace. We relive some of his finest moments as David has Scandinavian stories of Roy and his cigars. Also Marcelo Bielsa for manager of the year? Joe Willock for England? And what happens when outfield players go in goal? Plus it’s the prestigious 3rd/4th place play-off in the Inter Totally Cup as Julien Laurens takes on Sasha Goryunov. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Kane leaving the Lane? (03m 00s) • PART 2: The race for the top 4 (07m 30s) • PART 3a: Hodgson’s goodbye (24m 00s) • PART 3b: The Conference League + Brighton beat Man City (34m 30s) • PART 3c: Cavani, Willock and the rest of the PL picture (39m 00s) • PART 4a: Headlines around Europe and Sunderland (49m 00s) • PART 4b: Outfield players in goal (51m 30s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Laurens v Goryunov (63m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/05/211h 21m

Mosh pit ready

Checking into a continental football hotel, it’s Jimbo, James Horncastle, Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo. The title races in Spain and France are going right down to the wire as Lille slip up but are still a point ahead while Atletico strike late to stay 2 points clear heading into the final day. Dortmund secure silverware and a top 4 finish which might be enough to hang on to their stars.  Sporting are champions of Portugal for the first time in 19 years, with a young team and a very young and talented manager. Juventus remain outside the top 4 heading into the last day of the season, despite a bizarre Derby d’Italia victory over Inter. Plus Andre Silva to Man City, Zinedine Zidane’s future and the runners and riders in Eurovision this Saturday. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (03m 00s) • PART 2: Are Lille about to throw away the Ligue 1 title? (07m 30s) • PART 3: A wonderful week for Dortmund (13m 00s) • PART 4: Sporting Lisbon, champions of Portugal with David Novo (21m 00s) • PART 5: Atletico on the verge of the title in Spain (29m 00s) • PART 6: The top 4 race in Italy goes right to the wire (39m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follows us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/05/2155m 31s

Tumbled down that escalator

It’s a weekend that reminds us why we love football, relived by Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Charlie Eccleshare and Adrian Clarke. Leicester win their first ever FA Cup. A classic cup final by dint of having one of the great cup final goals and cup final saves. How many clubs are feeling silly for turning their nose up at Brendan Rodgers? And are Chelsea in danger of being over-coached by Thomas Tuchel? It’s a horrible weekend for Chelsea as they lose the Women’s Champions League final 4-0 to Barcelona. Like Tuchel, which selections did Emma Hayes get wrong? Alisson becomes the first goalkeeper to score a winning goal in the Premier League, as we remember some of our favourite goalie goals. He keeps Liverpool’s top 4 hopes alive. And there’s the race to avoid the Conference League. Plus why can’t Ancelotti fix Everton’s home form? Will England select Grealish? And should Arsenal cash in on Willock? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: How does anyone not like football? (01m 00s) • PART 2: Leicester win the FA Cup, with Joe Brewin (05m 30s) • PART 3a: Alisson’s last-minute winner (27m 00s) • PART 3b: Everton 0-1 Sheffield United (38m 00s) • PART 4a: The rest of the Premier League weekend (43m 00s) • PART 4b: Chelsea 0-4 Barcelona in the WCL final, with Matt Davies-Adams (54m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (58m 00s) • PART 6: Who’s winning the Championship play-offs? (60m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/05/211h 10m

You can’t outrun maths

Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Dominic Fifield and Duncan Alexander into the pod to preview some big cup finals. Chelsea face Leicester in the FA Cup final, with both sides experiencing contrasting fortunes in midweek in the Premier League. Joe Brewin tells us how winning this competition would mean more to Foxes fans than a top 4 finish.  Speaking of the Blues, Katie Whyatt helps us preview the Champions League final with the finest WSL team ever assembled, against heavy favourites Barcelona. Perhaps an exciting new dawn for the sport.  We salute Man City - champions of England, a team that made esteemed opposition look like idiots. We chat Palace with Dom, who says fans should be prepared to bid farewell to Roy Hodgson and we get an overdue bigging up of Benteke. Michael finds out who he will face in the Inter Totally Cup final as Julien Laurens takes on Benji Lanyado in the semi-final. Plus Greenwood for England, Ings for City and remembering that Aguero goal 9 years on. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Manchester City are champions (04m 30s) • PART 2: FA Cup final preview with Joe Brewin (10m 30s) • PART 3: Women’s Champions League final preview with Katie Whyatt (29m 00s) • PART 4a: On This Day - Agueroooooooo (39m 00s) • PART 4b: Premier League weekend preview (42m 00s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Laurens v Lanyado (54m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/05/211h 15m

The most beautiful club in the world

Jimbo and the Euro crew of James Horncastle, Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo take apart another dramatic weekend across the continent. Lille are closing in on a first title in 10 years as we pay tribute to their recruitment. Meanwhile PSG are purchasing Prince vinyl. Bayern Munich are champions of Germany again and have their eyes on 10 in a row. Can Lewandowski break Gerd Muller’s Bundesliga goals record this season? Dortmund are back in the top 4 thanks to their saviour Sancho. Is he still underrated outside of Germany? Milan destroy a Juventus team who are jaded and playing without purpose. Will they miss out on the top 4 and lose Ronaldo? Or could they even be thrown out of Serie A? And the top 4 in Spain all go head to head. But will it be head to head that decides the title? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 30s) • PART 2: Bayern are champions, Dortmund are back in the top 4 (05m 30s) • PART 3: Juventus 0-3 Milan (13m 00s) • PART 4: Lille close in on the Ligue 1 title (26m 00s) • PART 5: As you were in the La Liga title race (33m 30s) • PART 6: Serie A round-up + promoted clubs around Europe (45m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/05/2159m 3s

Table read

Jimbo, Adam Hurrey, Carl Anka and Daniel Storey are back as the race for Champions League football takes more twists and turns. Leicester suffer a shock defeat at home to Newcastle. Are they set to slip out of the top 4 again? And how much blame would come Brendan Rodgers’ way? His old club Liverpool are back in the mix. Should the Reds be chasing the top 4? Or do they risk missing out and ending up in the Conference League by mistake? West Ham are beaten by Everton as Calvert-Lewin enters Harry Kane territory. The Ryan Mason experiment appears to be over. Plus Man City are beaten by Chelsea as both managers seem to be trying to throw the other off the scent ahead of the Champions League final. Plus Nayim from the halfway line, geese and rock, paper, scissors with Marcus Rashford. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The Championship + Emma Hayes (01m 30s) • PART 2: Man City 1-2 Chelsea (05m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester 2-4 Newcastle (16m 00s) • PART 3b: Liverpool 2-0 Southampton (24m 00s) • PART 4a: West Ham 0-1 Everton (31m 00s) • PART 4b: Leeds 3-1 Tottenham (34m 30s) • PART 5: Nayim, Big Sam and the rest of the Premier League weekend (41m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power (54m 30s) • PART 7: Rock, paper, scissors with Marcus Rashford (56m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/05/211h 7m

Transfers are the philosophy

Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Tom Williams as the 2021 Champions League final becomes set in stone. Chelsea and Man City both overcome Real Madrid and PSG with relative ease in the semi-finals. Are they the two best clubs in Europe? And should the final be happening in England? James Horncastle joins us for his take on Roma’s shock move for Mourinho as their new manager and the size of the task at hand. We look ahead to a Premier League weekend where Arsenal could relegate Allardyce, while City and Chelsea could engage in a phoney war. Defending champion Michael takes on Sasha Goryunov in the first semi-final of the Inter Totally Cup. Plus tears in football and why Leeds v Spurs will be like a tennis match. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: An all English final…abroad? (01m 30s) • PART 2: Chelsea 2-0 Real Madrid (08m 00s) • PART 3: Man City 2-0 PSG (22m 00s) • PART 4: Roma appoint Mourinho, with James Horncastle (33m 00s) • PART 5: Premier League preview – the race for the top 4 (40m 00s) • PART 6: Premier League preview – the soon to be sorted bottom 3 (48m 30s) • PART 7: Inter Totally Cup – Cox v Goryunov (56m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/05/211h 15m

Beef Cherki

Jimbo meets up with Euro pals James Horncastle, Rafa Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens to look ahead to the Champions League semi-final second legs. Inter are champions for the first time in 11 years as Antonio Conte overthrows Juventus from the Italian throne. Now he just has to sort out their new club anthem. The top 3 in La Liga are hanging on in the title race while Monaco slip out of the running in Ligue 1 after a five-goal and five-dismissal thriller.  Dortmund and Leipzig will meet in the German Cup final, with Jesse Marsch the man to try and fill Julian Nagelsmann’s shoes  Plus Donnarumma and some dubious Dzyuba behaviour. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 45s) • PART 2a: Man City v PSG preview (06m 30s) • PART 2b: Chelsea v Real Madrid preview (12m 30s) • PART 2c: Europa League preview (17m 00s) • PART 3: Inter are the champions (23m 00s) • PART 4: Dortmund & Leipzig through to the Pokal final (31m 30s) • PART 5: 5 goals and 5 red cards in Monaco (40m 30s) • PART 6: La Liga title race update (46m 00s) • PART 7: The chase for the top 4 in Serie A (52m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/05/211h 6m

Assembling the airplane in mid-air

Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, Adrian Clarke and Sasha Goryunov into the pod on another weekend where off the field issues overshadow the action. Manchester United v Liverpool becomes the first Premier League game ever to be called off due to fan protests. Can we expect to see more of this as the Super League backlash continues? Everton look to have blown their hopes of a top 4 finish. Is it time Ancelotti came in for some criticism? Also we praise Ollie Watkins, proof of the power of the pyramid. Chelsea Women make history by reaching their first ever Champions League final. Are Chelsea Men the best coached team in the Premier League? Man City edge closer to the title. Julien Laurens tells us why PSG could overturn the deficit in their Champions League semi-final. Plus bigging up Brighton, Martin Tyler re-records and the final Inter Totally Cup quarter-final between Sasha and Duncan Alexander. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Protesters postpone Man Utd v Liverpool, with Carl Anka (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Spurs 4-0 Sheff Utd (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Southampton 1-1 Leicester (21m 30s) • PART 2c: Everton 1-2 Aston Villa (25m 30s) • PART 3a: Crystal Palace 0-2 Man City (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Julien Laurens on PSG’s hopes of a comeback against City (35m 00s) • PART 3c: Matt Davies-Adams on Chelsea Women’s Champions League semi win (40m 30s) • PART 3d: Chelsea 2-0 Fulham (45m 30s) • PART 4a: On This Day – Tony Adams & the ghost goal (51m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (55m 30s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Alexander v Goryunov (62m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/05/211h 20m

Projected onto a bedsheet

Jimbo, Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and David Preece dissect a big old week for English football teams. Man City deliver one of their best ever away performances to turn the Champions League semi-final against PSG in their favour. We pay tribute to the non-panicking Pep. Chelsea are in a similarly strong position after a 1-1 draw in Madrid, featuring Ngolo Kante and the strongest squad left in the Champions League. Looking ahead to the Premier League weekend, we’re not promising goals between Man United and Liverpool, whereas Newcastle v Arsenal tends to deliver those. There’s Leicester’s first trip to Southampton since a well-documented visit, plus the positives of Potter’s possible move to Spurs. James Horncastle and Julien Laurens do battle in an epic Inter Totally Cup encounter. Plus Kevin Keegan, David Icke and the song that used to soundtrack David Preece’s nightmares. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: PSG 1-2 Man City (04m 30s) • PART 2: Real Madrid 1-1 Chelsea (21m 00s) • PART 3a: Southampton v Leicester preview (32m 00s) • PART 3b: Man Utd v Liverpool preview (40m 00s) • PART 3c: Tottenham’s manager hunt and Everton’s top 4 hopes (44m 00s) • PART 4: On This Day – Keegan and Icke make headlines (48m 00s) • PART 5: Newcastle v Arsenal preview (55m 30s) • PART 6: Inter Totally Cup – Laurens v Horncastle (61m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/04/211h 16m

Reverse Russian doll

Jimbo welcomes Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo as we look ahead to the Champions League semi-finals and some exhilarating title races. Lille come from 2-0 down to win a thriller at Lyon, a statement victory in their pursuit of the title. But how different will Les Dogues look next season? We look ahead to the Champions League and Europa League semi-finals, with most of them looking like 50-50 calls. The fall-out from the failed European Super League continues. We hear how it was an act of desperation from the Spanish and Italian clubs. Are we on the verge of some huge clubs going under? Julian Nagelsmann appears to be on his way to Bayern Munich as their new manager. Who will replace him at Leipzig? Credit is due to Koeman as Barcelona have the destiny of La Liga in their own hands. And will Andrea Pirlo get a second season at Juve, regardless of whether they finish in the top 4? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Lille’s stunning comeback at Lyon (06m 00s) • PART 2b: PSG v Man City preview (15m 00s) • PART 3: Real Madrid v Chelsea preview (22m 30s) • PART 4: The damage done to Perez and Agnelli (30m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga title race (40m 30s) • PART 6: Europa League semi-final preview (52m 30s) • PART 7: Bayern lose again but gain Nagelsmann? (60m 00s) • PART 8: The race for the top 4 in Serie A (66m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/04/211h 22m

Morass of shapeless football

Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Dom Fifield and Tom Williams, as the first major silverware of the season in England is dished out. Manchester City win the Carabao Cup for the 4th year in a row in an incredibly one-sided but narrow win. Would Mourinho have been brave enough to take off Harry Kane? And did Spurs ruin their chances of winning this final by ditching their former manager?  It’s a big weekend in the race for Champions League football. How long will it take to fix Liverpool? And do they need a break from each other?  Can Arsenal fans trust the process? Can Everton still make the top 4? Would West Ham settle for 6th? Wolves are blown away by bullies Burnley. Is it time for Nuno to go? Plus Tom’s right to reply, the trouble with slow motion and Leeds becoming normal. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Man City win the Carabao Cup again (05m 00s) • PART 1b: Watford promoted to the Premier League (16m 00s) • PART 2a: Football’s social media blackout & ESL fall-out (20m 00s) • PART 2b: Liverpool 1-1 Newcastle (29m 00s) • PART 2c: West Ham 0-1 Chelsea (33m 30s) • PART 2d: Alvaro Romeo on Real Madrid & Villarreal (40m 30s) • PART 2e: Arsenal 0-1 Everton (46m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League weekend (51m 30s) • PART 4: Inter Totally Cup – Lang v Lanyado (62m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/04/211h 21m

Disappointing cut to the ground

Jimbo is joined by the elite line-up of Michael Cox, Charlie Eccleshare and Duncan Alexander. The European Super League appears to have collapsed as quickly as it was formed with the Big Six in England all pulling out. What killed the ESL? Should the owners have been more patient? Did England save football? Or with the new Champions League reforms, are we actually worse off than we were a week ago? The League Cup final beckons with Manchester City taking on Tottenham, managed by Ryan Mason, the antidote to Mourinho. The Premier League brings West Ham v Chelsea, Leeds v Man Utd and memories of Nigel Pearson wrestling James McArthur. Chelsea Women retain the title initiative in the WSL in one of the games of the season against Man City. And in the first Inter Totally quarter-final, defending champion Michael takes on Matt Davies-Adams. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: The Super League is dead (01m 00s) • PART 1b: The Athletic’s Adam Crafton tells us what killed it (07m 30s) • PART 2a: League Cup final preview (30m 00s) • PART 2b: Man City & Chelsea’s WSL decider (40m 30s) • PART 3a: On This Day (43m 00s) • PART 3b: Previewing the Premier League weekend (47m 00s) • PART 4: Inter Totally Cup – Cox v Davies-Adams (57m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/04/211h 12m

When they all had the dagger

Jimbo assembles his own elite European line-up of Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Alvaro Romeo. With the European Super League now a fully proposed project, the panel discuss if there’s any demand from broadcasters and sponsors for this unproven commodity? Pedro Pinto gives us the UEFA perspective on the dirty dozen, and the extent to which the clubs could be punished. Agnelli’s Juventus might be missing out on Champions League qualification after defeat to Atalanta in Serie A Jose Mourinho is sacked by Tottenham after 17 months. Who next for Spurs? Nagelsmann? Allegri? Sarri? Plus Barcelona and Lionel Messi look like their old selves in a thrashing of Athletic Bilbao in the Copa Del Rey final. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: The European Super League is a thing (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Pedro Pinto with the UEFA perspective (12m 30s)  • PART 1c: Moment of the weekend (28m 00s) • PART 2: Mourinho sacked by Spurs + Flick leaving Bayern (30m 45s) • PART 3: Barcelona thrash Athletic to win the Copa Del Rey (42m 00s) • PART 4: Juventus’ top 4 hopes in the balance + Europa League semis (49m 45s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/04/211h 3m

Creatively dull people

Jimbo, Carl Anka, Daniel Storey and Matt Davies-Adams discuss a weekend that could be seismic for football in this country and around the continent. The Premier League’s “Big Six” clubs announce their intentions to start a new European Super League. We discuss how this could be calamitous for English football, and to what extent the clubs should be punished for this deplorable act.  On the pitch, Leicester will play Chelsea in the FA Cup final, as Thomas Tuchel ends Man City’s quadruple hopes.  In the Premier League, West Ham are beaten at St James Park as injuries threaten to damage their top 4 hopes. And the same could be true for Spurs with Harry Kane limping off. Would Kane be able to engineer the transfer he reportedly desires? Plus Redondo and Rashford’s nutmegs, Lyon out of Europe and Tammy Abraham out of favour. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Clubs announce plans for the European Super League – with Tariq Panja (01m 00s) • PART 2a: FA Cup semi-final reviews (24m 00s) • PART 2b: Lyon out of the Women’s Champions League (35m 00s) • PART 3a: Norwich promoted, Sheffield Utd relegated (37m 00s) • PART 3b: Newcastle 3-2 West Ham (41m 00s) • PART 3c: Arsenal 1-1 Fulham (45m 00s) • PART 4a: Man Utd 3-1 Burnley (49m 00s) • PART 4b: Everton 2-2 Tottenham (56m 30s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Horncastle v Fifield (60m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/04/211h 15m

Tights from M & S

Jimbo welcomes Pat Nevin, Duncan Alexander and Sasha Goryunov for an in-depth discussion on the Champions league quarter-finals. It’s elimination for the holders Bayern and a triumph for PSG and for Neymar – the Prince Charles of football. Up next for them, Manchester City, who finally reach the semi-finals under Pep Guardiola as Foden (and Bellingham) show exactly what they’re made of. Liverpool are snuffed out by Real Madrid at Anfield. Has Klopp been found tactically lacking this season? And was that the end of the famed front three? West Ham have the chance to go 3rd in the Premier League this weekend. Was everyone wrong about David Moyes regressing? And can Allardyce actually steer West Brom to safety? Lynsey Hooper faces Julien Laurens in the last 16 of the Inter Totally Cup. And as the FA Cup semi-finals beckon, Pat remembers the day when he scored the winner in one semi, while tragedy struck at the other. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: PSG knock out Bayern (03m 00s) • PART 1b: City knock out Dortmund (09m 00s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea knock out Porto / great goals that didn’t matter (18m 30s) • PART 2b: Real Madrid knock out Liverpool (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Remembering 15th April 1989 (33m 00s) • PART 3b: FA Cup semi-finals preview (38m 00s) • PART 3b: Kudela banned for 10 matches (42m 30s) • PART 4a: West Brom’s transformation with Joseph Masi (47m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (54m 00s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Hooper v Laurens (63m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/04/211h 20m

Serve chilled

Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens cast their eyes over the Champions League quarter-final second legs. PSG have the advantage over Bayern and are on the verge of knocking the holders out. Will PSG falter at home again? And has civil war broken out at Bayern between Flick and Salihamidzic? Will Man City show they’re not a heroic team and once again fall at the quarter-final hurdle against Dortmund? Zinedine Zidane continues to lose players but find solutions as Real Madrid win El Clasico. Can Los Blancos control Liverpool again? Plus the Europa League, the Copa Del Rey, Ronaldo’s frustrated and Zlatan’s moving towards a movie career. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s) • PART 1b: PSG v Bayern preview (05m 00s)  • PART 2: Real Madrid v Liverpool preview (13m 40s) • PART 3: Europa League and Serie A latest (27m 30s) • PART 4: Dortmund v Man City preview (41m 30s) • PART 5: Copa Del Rey final preview & your questions (48m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/04/211h 3m

Tyneside Tom Williams

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Adam Hurrey and Daniel Storey take in an enthralling Premier League weekend. West Ham take another step towards Champions League football thanks to that man Jesse Lingard, as Leicester look like a bunch of school children in trouble. Man United come from behind yet again to win at Spurs as Mourinho tries a new diversion technique. Is Solskjaer better than we thought he’d be? Man City are beaten at home by 10-man Leeds as we enjoy how mad football can be sometimes. But is the Champions League City’s to lose? Alvaro Romeo takes on Benji Lanyado in the latest last 16 tie in the Inter Totally Cup. Plus Football Focus and which Totally pundits would make a great 5-a-side team. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: West Ham 2-3 Leicester (02m 45s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1-3 Man Utd (12m 00s)  • PART 2a: Man City 1-2 Leeds (22m 00s) • PART 2b: Champions League corner – City, Liverpool and Chelsea (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Clubs engage in social media boycott (40m 00s) • PART 3b: The good old days of Football Focus (43m 00s) • PART 3c: The Totally 5-a-side team (46m 30s) • PART 3d: The rest of the Premier League weekend (48m 30s) • PART 4: Inter Totally Cup – Romeo v Lanyado (56m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/04/211h 13m

The green zone

Jimbo welcomes Duncan Alexander, Natalie Gedra and Dominic Fifield into the pod as the Champions League quarter-finals deliver on entertainment. An Mbappe-inspired PSG win 3-2 in Munich. Have they overcome their mental problems in this competition? Or are Bayern still favourites? Real Madrid are also victorious as makeshift Liverpool are exposed against high-level opposition. And Gareth Southgate will have been the most excited man watching City beat Dortmund, with Foden and Bellingham on song. West Ham take on Leicester in a future Champions League final this weekend. The Athletic’s Roshane Thomas tells us about Lingard and the band of brothers that David Moyes has assembled. And this weekend sees the reverse fixtures of the craziest day in Premier League history – when Manchester United conceded six and Liverpool conceded seven. Will this Spurs United clash boil down to Kane v Fernandes? Natalie takes on the notorious Jack Lang in the latest Inter Totally Cup tie. Plus playing at altitude and the Premier League building materials goal scorer chart. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Footballing jargon (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Bayern 2-3 PSG (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: Real Madrid 3-1 Liverpool (12m 00s) • PART 2a: 4th October 2020 – the craziest day in Premier League history (23m 00s) • PART 2b: West Ham v Leicester preview with Roshane Thomas (29m 30s) • PART 2c: Porto 0-2 Chelsea (39m 00s) • PART 2d: Man City 2-1 Dortmund (44m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League weekend (55m 00s) • PART 4: Inter Totally Cup – Lang v Gedra (65m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/04/211h 18m

Renovate emotional memories

Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo to look ahead to some mouth-watering Champions League quarter-finals. Liverpool travel to Madrid to face a Ramos-less Real. Will the Reds go with 4 up front? Man City host Dortmund, who lose a massive game against Eintracht Frankfurt in the race for the top 4. The Haaland camp have been meeting Barcelona and Real Madrid. Can anyone afford him this summer? And will missing out on Champions League football see Sancho leave Dortmund in this next transfer window? Pochettino is feeling the pressure as PSG lose to leaders Lille in France. Next up, it’s Bayern Munich in a rematch of last year’s final. Will Verratti be a bigger absentee than Lewandowski?  Also on Wednesday, Juventus play Napoli in Serie A, a game with plenty of previous, with major implications for the top 4.  And Real Sociedad win the first ever Basque Copa Del Rey final, with their manager in particular enjoying it. But there’s another regrettable racism row involving Valencia and Cadiz in La Liga. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Moment of the weekend (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Real Madrid v Liverpool preview (06m 40s)  • PART 1c: Man City v Dortmund preview (13m 40s) • PART 2: Real Sociedad win the Basque cup final (23m 00s) • PART 3: Bayern v PSG preview (29m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A, Europa League & your questions (41m 43s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/04/2158m 13s

Tableau of losers

Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams discuss an eyebrow-raising return for the Premier League. West Brom secure one of the shock results of the season, thrashing Chelsea 5-2 at Stamford Bridge. Man City breeze past Leicester – have they become impossible to manage against? Liverpool cruise past the Gunners, with the panel enjoying the chaos and directness that Diogo Jota brings. But as for Arsenal, how did they spend so much money to end up in mid-table? Ligue 1 is hotting up as PSG lose at home to Lille. The table looks very good for leaders Lille but is their business model about to be destroyed by pandemic finances? And Rory makes his Inter Totally Cup debut against Matt Davies-Adams. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Man Utd 2-1 Brighton (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 2-5 West Brom (11m 00s)  • PART 2a: Arsenal 0-3 Liverpool (22m 00s) • PART 2b: Leicester 0-2 Man City (35m 00s) • PART 3: PSG 0-1 Lille (39m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (46m 30s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Smith v Davies-Adams (58m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/04/211h 12m

Shave twice a day

Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Adrian Clarke and Lynsey Hooper to wave goodbye to the international break and say hello to the return of the Premier League. Werner and Germany have a shocker, losing at home to North Macedonia. But England make it 3 wins out of 3 against Poland. It’s a game that left the panel feeling John Stones is not a natural defender and that Gareth Southgate’s in-game management is mediocre. We get excited about Arsenal v Liverpool this weekend. Is it the Big Six fixture that always delivers? Leicester v Man City is a fixture that will no longer feature Sergio Aguero as he will leave in the summer. But is he in the top 5 Premier League strikers of all time? Chelsea Women finally win against Wolfsburg in the Champions League. Do they have what it takes to go all the way? And Arsenal are in the market for a new manager. Plus Duncan looks to avenge last year’s shock early exit as he takes on the debuting Adrian in the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Germany 1-2 North Macedonia (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Elsewhere in Europe (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: England 2-1 Poland & England Under 21s crash out (09m 30s) • PART 2: Arsenal v Liverpool & Leicester v Man City previews (23m 00s) • PART 3: Chelsea through to the WCL semi-finals (39m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 30s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Clarke v Alexander (57m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/04/211h 13m

Incredibly haunted

Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, Sasha Goryunov and Charlie Eccleshare into the pod after another epic international weekend. The headlines are dominated by Republic of Ireland’s shock defeat at home to Luxembourg in World Cup qualifying. Ken Early tells us why it’s delusional for the Irish to believe this is their worst ever result. 10 marks out of 10 for England so far as they swat aside San Marino and Albania. Should England build the team around Harry Kane when it comes to constructing their midfield? And who’s been the big winner of Euro 2020 being delayed by a year? Meanwhile Aidy Boothroyd’s Under 21s would settle for a shot on target. Why do so many big nations not have a style or system at Under 21 level? And Daniel takes on Sasha in another intriguing encounter in the Inter Totally Cup. Plus Dzyuba, Derby and football’s finest statues. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Republic of Ireland 0-1 Luxembourg with Ken Early (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Worst moment following your nation? (11m 30s)  • PART 1c: Elsewhere in Europe – Dzyuba goals and Swiss goals (15m 00s) • PART 2a: Albania 0-2 England (28m 00s) • PART 2b: England v Poland preview with Ryan Hubbard (35m 30s) • PART 2c: England Under 21s lose again (42m 00s) • PART 3: On This Day – footballing statues and Derby 07/08 (50m 30s) • PART 4: Inter Totally Cup – Goryunov v Storey (56m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/03/211h 12m

Totally Football Show....coming up at lunch

Slightly later than usual on a Monday, check back in at lunchtime when Jimbo will be joined by Daniel Storey, Sasha Goryunov and Charlie Eccleshare to digest the Republic of Ireland's shock defeat to Luxembourg with Ken Early, preview England's clash with Poland and gaze upon football's finest statues. Plus we'll watch Daniel and Sasha go head to head in the Inter Totally Cup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/03/2155s

Suburban retired dad

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Tom Williams and Duncan Alexander liven up your international weekend with a bumper Totally Football Show. With the return of World Cup qualifying, we see Wales score one of their best goals ever as champions France struggle. Meanwhile Norway are leading a proposed boycott of Qatar 2022. Katie Whyatt fills us in on the WSL’s new TV deal and some scintillating Champions League quarter-finals. And defending champion Michael takes on Tom in the return of the Inter Totally Cup. Plus Prandelli, Worthington and Arsene Wenger’s latest proposal. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Big week for Opta (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Frank Worthington tribute (05m 00s)  • PART 2a: Belgium 3-1 Wales (08m 00s) • PART 2b: Elsewhere on the international scene (14m 00s) • PART 2c: Norway’s Qatar protests (18m 00s) • PART 2d: A World Cup every two years? (29m 00s) • PART 3a: England, Southgate & Trent (37m 30s) • PART 3b: France, Italy & sad news on Prandelli (43m 30s) • PART 4: WCL quarter-finals with Katie Whyatt (51m 00s) • PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Cox v Williams (61m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/03/211h 15m

Benny Hill aura

Juventus are bewitched by Benevento with Pirlo increasingly under pressure, while Lionel Messi and Barcelona are looking back to their old selves with a 6-1 win at Real Sociedad. Lewandowski is closing in on records in the Bundesliga while Haaland is losing his rag with his team-mates. Will Xabi Alonso be joining them in Germany as Monchengladbach manager? Plus the best free-kick takers in Europe and the players to watch out for at the European Under-21 Championship. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Champions League draw reaction (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Moment of the weekend (08m 40s)  • PART 2: Serie A – Juventus shocked by Benevento (11m 30s) • PART 3: La Liga – Barca hit Sociedad for six (23m 30s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 + the best free-kick takers in Europe (32m 30s) • PART 5a: Bundesliga – Xabi Alonso to Monchengladbach? (49m 00s) • PART 5b: International week beckons (63m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/03/211h 15m

A lively spot

Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, David Preece and Dion Fanning after a weekend of pivotal league and cup action. Leicester progress to the FA Cup semi-finals with victory over Manchester United. Are the Foxes set to avoid another late season collapse? Why hasn’t it worked out for van de Beek at United? And should they nab Ndidi? Or Yves Bissouma? Will Man City do the quadruple? Are they depressingly good? In the Premier League, Arsenal come back from 3-0 down in garbage time to peg back a Lingard-inspired West Ham and take a point. But do the Gunners have an Aubameyang problem? Tottenham bounce back from their Europa League exit in Zagreb with Hugo Lloris’s blistering post-match interview ringing in their ears. And Brighton and Newcastle are heading in different directions. Plus Peter Lorimer, England’s number 1 and when will Republic of Ireland score again? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Leicester 3-1 Man Utd (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Bournemouth 0-3 Southampton (16m 30s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea 2-0 Sheff Utd (19m 30s) • PART 2b: Everton 0-2 Man City (22m 30s) • PART 3a: West Ham 3-3 Arsenal (29m 30s) • PART 3b: Aston Villa 0-2 Spurs (39m 00s) • PART 4a: Brighton 3-0 Newcastle (46m 30s) • PART 4b: Fulham 1-2 Leeds (51m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (57m 00s) • PART 6: International break ahoy (59m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/03/211h 15m

Fun content, awful people

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Duncan Alexander dig into a footballing week containing Champions League, Premier League and FA Cup action. Chelsea see off Simeone’s Atletico while both Italian sides are knocked out. Why can’t they defend anymore? Plus does everyone want to draw Real Madrid? Man City cruise through to the next round. Can they overcome Everton in the FA Cup quarter-finals? And will they pass to Aguero? In the Premier League, Brighton host Newcastle in a huge game at the bottom. We take the temperature on Tyneside with The Athletic’s George Caulkin. We celebrate the anniversary of Fulham’s extraordinary Europa League victory over Juventus in 2010. And Jack has news of legislators in Rio voting to change the name of the Maracana to the Rei Pele - which hasn’t gone down well Plus who has the strongest weaker foot in football? And can you remember where you were for any given big game? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Chelsea 2-0 Atletico (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Lazio and Atalanta knocked out (08m 00s)  • PART 2: City cruise through + FA Cup quarter finals preview (16m 30s) • PART 3: On this day - Fulham beat Juventus (34m 00s) • PART 4a: Brighton v Newcastle preview with George Caulkin (43m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (53m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (57m 00s) • PART 6: PFA and Pele goings on (59m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/03/211h 12m

No more crocodiles to eat

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Rafa Honigstein and Julien Laurens cast their eyes over another big week of Champions League and Europa League action. Joachim Low decides to step down as Germany manager after Euro 2020. Are we about to witness a domino effect that will see Hansi Flick go to Germany and Julian Nagelsmann go to Bayern? Atletico might be in the process of blowing the La Liga title but can they overturn a deficit and knock Chelsea out of the Champions League? Or is Thomas Tuchel on his way back to the final? PSG have a very rough night on Sunday, losing to the French Sam Allardyce, while Di Maria and Marquinhos are targeted by burglars. And Ronaldo looks to silence his critics with a quick hat-trick at Cagliari. But debate over his future at Juventus continues to rage on. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Last week in the Champions League (01m 30s) • PART 1b: The proposed new Champions League model (04m 30s)  • PART 1c: Moment of the weekend (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Real Madrid v Atalanta preview (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Man City v Monchengladbach preview (19m 30s) • PART 3a: Low to leave Germany (23m 30s) • PART 3b: Rangnick returning to Schalke? (30m 00s) • PART 4a: Chelsea v Atletico preview (35m 00s) • PART 4b: Bayern v Lazio preview (42m 30s) • PART 5: Ligue 1 latest - a rough night for PSG (45m 00s) • PART 6: Serie A latest and Europa League preview (57m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/03/211h 17m

You are alright. For you, this is nothing.

Jimbo discusses the Premier League weekend with Charlie Eccleshare, Daniel Storey & Matt Davies-Adams, a matchday with some truly unforgettable moments. Arsenal bag the bragging rights by beating Tottenham in the North London derby, despite Lamela and his rabona providing one of the great Premier League goals. But did Mourinho revert to type with his tactics? Elsewhere did Man United’s narrow win over West Ham actually show the chasm between the two sides? Chris Wilder leaves soon-to-be relegated Sheffield United. Will he turn up at a Premier League club or aspiring Premier League club next season? Matt hears Bielsa, Tuchel and Kevin Friend at close quarters on the touchline at Elland Road. And we pay tribute to Dyche, McNeil and Burnley’s witchcraft.  Plus Vardy’s Kane-esque role and spiteful celebrations. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Moments of the weekend (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham (05m 00s)  • PART 2a: Man Utd 1-0 West Ham (19m 30s) • PART 2b: Wilder leaves Sheffield United, with Richard Sutcliffe (23m 30s) • PART 2c: Leeds 0-0 Chelsea (34m 00s) • PART 3: Southampton 1-2 Brighton & Newcastle 1-1 Aston Villa (41m 30s) • PART 4a: Everton 1-2 Burnley (45m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League action (53m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (55m 30s) • PART 6: Spite-filled celebrations (57m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/03/211h 6m

Colossus with feet of clay

Jimbo welcomes Karen Carney, Duncan Alexander and Sasha Goryunov into the pod during a massive week of Champions League and Premier League action. Messi and Ronaldo are out of the Champions League, with the latter facing a bit of a backlash in Turin. Erling Haaland will be in the last 8 after another monstrous display. But he continues to be let down by his defence. If only Dortmund had Pepe. Liverpool stay alive in the Champions League too – does their entire season now boil down to their European games? We preview a big weekend in the Premier League, including the North London derby, Bielsa v Tuchel and David Moyes’s return to Old Trafford. Does his time as United deserve reappraisal? Plus Parkertoni, Team GB memories and taking the bins out RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: This time last year (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Messi and Ronaldo out of the Champions League (04m 30s)  • PART 2a: Dortmund scrape past Sevilla (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Liverpool see off Leipzig (27m 30s) • PART 3: Women’s Champions League latest (36m 00s) • PART 4a: Arsenal v Spurs preview (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Man Utd v West Ham preview (44m 30s) • PART 5a: Leeds v Chelsea preview (49m 30s) • PART 5b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (53m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (61m 30s) • PART 7: Karen’s Team GB memories (63m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/03/211h 13m

Defeat is a part of success

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo are back ahead of some mouth-watering Champions League second legs. Dortmund prepare for Sevilla by losing a classic Klassiker. Pirlo’s Juventus face a season-defining fixture against Porto. And can Leipzig add to Liverpool’s misery? No Ligue 1 action but the Coupe de France delivers with amateurs beating professionals left and right. Marseille are the highest profile casualties. In Spain, Laporta wins the election at Barcelona, Atletico are pegged back by Real in the derby and Athletic Bilbao are preparing for two cup finals in two weeks. Plus Lewandowski, Cosmi and how we can all be Zlatan. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Juventus v Porto preview (05m 00s)  • PART 2b: Der Klassiker & Dortmund v Sevilla preview (13m 00s) • PART 3: Madrid derby draw and a new broom at Barca (24m 30s) • PART 4: Liverpool v Leipzig (33m 30s) • PART 5: Coupe De France craziness (38m 30s) • PART 6a: Zlatan kind of sings with Sinisa (47m 00s) • PART 6b: Europa League preview and your questions (51m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/03/211h 7m

World’s least subtle shoplifter

Jimbo is joined by Adam Hurrey, Michael Cox and Daniel Storey as the Premier League leaders lose and the battle for survival heats up big time. The panel praise the Solskjaer strategy as he has Pep’s number yet again in the Manchester derby. Bad signs everywhere you look for Liverpool who lose for the 6th home game in a row. Rafa Honigstein explains how Leipzig can add to their misery in the Champions League this week. But how great are Fulham, the victors at Anfield? Scott Parker’s making things interesting at the bottom of the table and with his wardrobe selection. Plus a full rundown of football terminology. And are we seeing the last dregs of Vardy? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: The times that we live in (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Man City 0-2 Man Utd (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: Liverpool 0-1 Fulham (14m 00s) • PART 1d: Liverpool v Leipzig preview with Rafa Honigstein (20m 00s) • PART 2a: Spurs 4-1 Palace (30m 00s) • PART 2b: Burnley 1-1 Arsenal (35m 00s) • PART 2c: Brighton 1-2 Leicester (41m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League action (46m 30s) • PART 4: Farewell Lee Price (54m 00s) • PART 5: Rangers win the title (55m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/03/211h 4m

Steering into the skid

We look ahead to the Manchester derby with the big question looming – will it be 0-0? Can United step it up from their lacklustre midweek performance at Palace or is Bruno Fernandes knackered? Southampton also look shattered as they lose yet again. Are they being dragged into a relegation fight? Brighton almost certainly are. The Athletic’s Andy Naylor joins us to discuss their ground-breaking goal scoring issues. Plus penalty shoot-outs, pigeons and the problem with wearing stripes. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Is a penalty shootout a win? (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Manchester derby preview (05m 00s)  • PART 2: The rest of the midweek PL action (20m 00s) • PART 3a: Brighton’s struggles with Andy Naylor (33m 00s) • PART 3b: West Brom v Newcastle preview (46m 30s) • PART 4: Liverpool v Fulham and the rest of the weekend’s action (49m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 45s) • PART 6: Women’s Champions League last 16 (58m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/03/211h 4m

Fishy transaction

The old board at Barcelona, including Bartomeu, are arrested regarding financial issues. Meanwhile Inter look unstoppable in Serie A but their owners Suning have ceased operations. There’s further mutiny at Schalke, which sees Christian Gross and numerous staff sacked, while Leipzig stay on Bayern’s tail at the top of the table. In France, there’s a new manager and a new president at Marseille. And the best title race in Europe with 4 points separating the top 4. And Yordi Yamali joins us to detail Mesut Ozil’s slow start at Fenerbahce, and why they’re being sued by beIN Sports. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s) • PART 2: Arrests made at Barcelona (05m 30s) • PART 3: Are Inter about to go bust? (13m 00s)  • PART 4: Europa League last 16 draw (25m 30s) • PART 5: Fenerbahce sued as Ozil struggles (35m 00s)  • PART 6: Schalke onto their 5th manager of the season (41m 00s)  • PART 7: Ligue 1 title race – the best title race in Europe (51m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/03/211h 1m

Cartoon musical notes

Chelsea and Man United deliver another 0-0. Which means Man City go 12 points clear at the top of the table with their 20th win in a row against West Ham, showcasing possibly the best bench ever. Spurs and Arsenal are victorious with Bale and Willian beginning to redeem themselves, while Leicester’s Champions League place looks under threat under the weight of injuries. Brighton push the boundaries of wastefulness and jump the shark against West Brom. As does referee Lee Mason with his whistle.  We look into the possibility and practicality of England, Wales and Scotland hosting Euro 2020 in place of the proposed 12 nation tournament. Plus why Palace are the most fascinating team in the Premier League. And why Alan Pardew may be misunderstood. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Paying tribute to Glenn Roeder (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 0-0 Man Utd (05m 00s)  • PART 2a: Man City 2-1 West Ham (10m 00s) • PART 2b: Tottenham 4-0 Burnley (14m 00s) • PART 2c: Leicester 1-3 Arsenal (19m 30s) • PART 2d: Victories for Villa & Liverpool (26m 00s) • PART 3: The UK to host the Euros? (31m 30s) • PART 4a: West Brom 1-0 Brighton (41m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the bottom of the Premier League (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 00s) • PART 6: Celebrating a Pardew anniversary (57m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/03/211h 12m

The limits of knowledge about football

Man City make it 19 wins in a row with victory over Monchengladbach. Next up, 4th placed West Ham. Has Pep Guardiola solved football? And is Joao Cancelo a contender for player of the year? Thomas Tuchel continues his unbeaten start as Chelsea manager after beating Atletico. What does Joao Felix make of all of this? Villa revisit Leeds at Elland Road, as do we. Dyche and Mourinho go shopping. Plus we talk Pele, Kasami and the state of non-league.  RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Cancelo culture (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Atletico 0-1 Chelsea (04m 00s)  • PART 1c: Monchengladbach 0-2 Man City (14m 00s) • PART 2: Palace burgle Brighton & Leeds sweep Saints aside (19m 00s) • PART 3a: Man City v West Ham preview (29m 00s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Man Utd preview (33m 30s) • PART 4: Leeds v Villa, Kasami & the rest of the weekend’s Premier League action (38m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 30s) • PART 6: Pele and the National League (52m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/02/211h 8m

Unconscious human traits

Inter are victorious in the Milan derby, led by a rampant Romelu Lukaku. Is it their Scudetto to lose? Bayern lose at Eintracht Frankfurt to inject new life into Leipzig and the Bundesliga title race. Next up for the Bavarians, it’s Ciro Immobile’s Lazio in the Champions League. Atletico lose for only the second time this season, as Levante leave Madrid with all 3 points. Are Simeone’s side there for the taking by Chelsea this week? We also look ahead to the mouth-watering clash between Atalanta & Real Madrid, and ask could PSG not only miss out on the title in France but on Champions League qualification as well? Plus Sancho joins the ranks of Barton and McClaren. And Ibra’s off to perform at a music festival.  RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The Champions League week ahead (01m 30s) • PART 2: Moment of the weekend (04m 30s) • PART 3: Atletico v Chelsea preview (08m 30s)  • PART 4: Atalanta v Real Madrid preview (16m 00s) • PART 5: Lazio v Bayern preview (26m 00s)  • PART 6: The Revierderby and the Milan derby (36m 30s)  • PART 7: Europa League preview (51m 00s)  • PART 8: The Ligue 1 title race & Monchengladbach v Man City (57m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/02/211h 14m

Everybody needs a little time away

West Ham are in the top 4 and are the top team in London. The Hammers beat Spurs with David Moyes building a team in his own image and Jose Mourinho offering diminishing returns Everton win at Anfield for the first time in 22 years. Has the pandemic accelerated the end of a great Liverpool team? Chelsea remain unbeaten under their new manager. But was Thomas Tuchel right to single out Callum Hudson-Odoi by subbing a sub? Fulham try to provide some tension this season in the relegation fight as we debate people’s dissatisfaction with officials. Plus what Chris Wilder and Richard Nixon have in common. And Sir Bobby Robson – MTV Cribs fan. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: A player born in 2004? (02m 30s) • PART 2a: West Ham 2-1 Tottenham (06m 00s)  • PART 2b: Man Utd 3-1 Newcastle (18m 30s) • PART 2c: Southampton 1-1 Chelsea (20m 30s) • PART 2d: Arsenal 0-1 Man City (28m 00s) • PART 3: Liverpool 0-2 Everton (32m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend and refereeing controversy (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s) • PART 6: Atletico v Chelsea preview, with Alvaro Romeo (61m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/02/211h 14m

Ultimate football destroyer

The return of the Champions League provides another rude awakening for Barcelona as PSG run wild at the Camp Nou. And 2021 looks to be pointing towards a changing of the guard from Ronaldo v Messi to Mbappe v Haaland. Liverpool get back to winning ways against Leipzig. Who will win a Merseyside derby with top 4 implications on Saturday? Speaking of the top 4, who will come out on top as Moyes faces Mourinho on Sunday? And with Man City going 10 points clear at the top of the table, does this team effort represent Pep’s finest hour in England? Plus Thierry Henry to Bournemouth, Hernan Crespo to Sao Paulo and Duncan Alexander to the Walter Zenga fan club. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Mbappe versus Haaland (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Barcelona 1-4 PSG with Julien Laurens (08m 00s)  • PART 1c: Sevilla 2-3 Dortmund (19m 30s) • PART 1d: Porto 2-1 Juventus (21m 30s) • PART 2a: Leipzig 0-2 Liverpool (26m 30s) • PART 2b: Everton 1-3 Man City (29m 00s) • PART 2c: The battle at the bottom (39m 30s) • PART 3: Cherry Henry and the rest of the weekend’s Premier League action (47m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (64m 00s) • PART 5: Crespo the new boss at Sao Paulo (65m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/02/211h 15m

Your body’s passing you a bill

Barcelona take on a Neymar-less PSG with memories of the 2017 Remontada still lingering. Will this be Lionel Messi’s last hurrah in a Barca shirt? Will a vulnerable Liverpool be able to cope with Nagelsmann and the Leipzig press? It could be Dayot Upamecano’s last European tie with Red Bull as he’s off to Bayern. Also on the move in the Bundesliga is Marco Rose, who will leave Monchengladbach in the summer to become Dortmund manager. Meanwhile Milan lose the leadership of Serie A after a shock defeat at Spezia. Plus Rino Gattuso and Edgar Davids – two midfield terriers turned managers. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: The Champions League returns (02m 00s) • PART 2: Moment of the weekend (06m 30s) • PART 3: Barcelona v PSG preview (10m 30s)  • PART 4a: Leipzig v Liverpool preview (26m 30s) • PART 4b: Bayern win silverware & sign Upamecano (32m 30s)  • PART 5a: Porto v Juventus preview (38m 00s)  • PART 5b: Sevilla v Dortmund preview (47m 00s)  • PART 6: Europa League preview (57m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/02/211h 12m

The world’s saddest victory parade

Jimbo, Carl Anka, Daniel Storey and Charlie Eccleshare look back on huge wins for Fulham, Manchester City and Arsenal. Plus: more misery for Klopp and Mourinho; Brendan Rodgers’ special sauce and who is the Brazilian Kevin Nolan? RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Goals and goalkeeping mares of the weekend (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Everton 0 - 2 Fulham (05m 30s) • PART 1c: West Brom 1 - 1 United (10m 00s)  • PART 1d: Southampton 1 - 2 Wolves (16m 00s)  • PART 2: Arsenal 4 - 2 Leeds - and Willian’s unappreciated genius (19m 10s)  • PART 3a: City 3 - 0 Spurs and the future of Mou and Lloris (23m 30s) • PART 3b: Leicester 3 - 1 Liverpool and Brendan Rodgers’ secret sauce (31m 30s) • PART 3c: Liverpool v RB Leipzig preview and a word on Klopp - with Rafa Honigstein (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Felix Magath other On This Day in Football History ephemera (43m 00s) • PART 4b: Brighton 0 - 0 Villa, Palace 0 - 3 Burnley (45m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53 m 00s) • PART 6: Champions League previews and a word on Neymar’s sister (54m 00s)      SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/02/211h 1m

Gareth Bale's feelings

Joining Jimbo on the show this Thursday is Duncan Alexander, Dom Fifield, and Karen Carney as they review the FA Cup 5th round including that humdinger at Goodison. Plus there's footballing Son and sons, studs, and what exactly was Jimbo's first TV job? RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - Welcome (00.00) PART 2a - Everton 5-4 Spurs (02.00) PART 2b - Swansea 1-3 Man City (13.00) PART 2c - FA Cup 5th round round up (15.00) PART 3a - Man City v Spurs preview (18.00) PART 3b - West Brom v Man Utd (22.00)   PART 4a - Leicester v Liverpool (28.00)  PART 4b - Second goalies (33.00) PART 4c - Arsenal v Leeds (40.00) PART 5a - Footballing sons (45.00) PART 5b - Palace v Burnley (48.00)  PART 5c - Southampton v Wolves (54.00) PART 5d - Round up of the rest of the PL (56.00) PART 6a - Paddy Power Odds with Lee Price (59.00) PART 6b - Euro Cup round ups (61.00) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/02/211h 9m

A blond robot with no feelings

The European crew assemble! Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo to look back on a disastrous weekends for Dortmund and Marseilles. Plus: More Messi to PSG rumours; Graziano Pelle returns to Serie A; and Zlatan, Pandev, Gignac and a celebration of golden oldies in Europe and beyond  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Performance of the Weekend with Paddy Power (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Gignac, Zlatan and the golden oldies (15m 30s) • PART 1c: A big weekend for Juve (21m 30s)  • PART 2: Gattuso under pressure, Atalanta on fire and Pelle back in Serie A (27m 30s)  • PART 3: Ligue 1 transfer prospects and Europe’s young guns (35m 00s) • PART 4: La Liga round-up (45m 30s) • PART 5a: Ligue 1 round-up and more Messi to PSG rumours (50m 20s) • PART 5b: A word on Lazio’s title tilt (61m 00s)      SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/02/211h 7m

This is dead. This is over

Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Sasha Goryunov as they review Man City’s 4-1 win over Liverpool, their first victory at Anfield since 2003, a thriller between Manchester United and Everton and a look ahead to the FA Cup 5th Round. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Weekend round-up (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 1 - 4 Manchester City (04m 10s) • PART 2a: Manchester United 3-3 Everton (20m 20s)   • PART 2b: Soucek red & Spurs win over West Brom (25m 20s)  • PART 3a: Newcastle 3-2 Southampton (34m 40s) • PART 3b: Wolves 0-0 Leicester City (39m 30s) • PART 3c: Aston Villa 1-0 Arsenal (40m 40s) • PART 4: Burnley 1-1 Brighton & FA Cup 5th Round preview (44m 50s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 20s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/02/211h 4m

Interchangeable people from Northampton called Mike or Kevin

Jimbo is joined by Rory Smith, Faye Carruthers and Duncan Alexander to look ahead to Liverpool’s potentially season-defining game against Man City after their home defeat to Brighton. Plus: United put nine past Saints; Jesse Lingard off to a flier at West Ham; and the madness in Marseilles RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Midweek round-up (03m 30s) • PART 1b: United 9 - 0 Southampton (04m 50s) • PART 1c: Everton bounce back (14m 20s)  • PART 2a: Brighton beat Liverpool - with City next for the Reds (18m 30s)  • PART 2b: Sean Dyche’s press conference (29m 40s) • PART 3a: Jesse Lingard is back (31m 30s) • PART 3b: Wolves 2 - 1 Arsenal and a Gunners’s goalkeeping crisis (37m 00s) • PART 4a: Emma Hayes news (48m 00s) • PART 4b: The relegation picture (50m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 00s) • PART 6: AVB and the madness at Marseilles (61m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/02/211h 10m

Seven shots on target

Details of Lionel Messi’s contract are leaked to the press, with Messi pocketing an estimated half a billion Euros. With Barcelona in dire financial straits, what’s the future for Messi and for the club? In France, Marseille ultras riot and storm the training ground in a violent protest against the president. Plus PSG lose, as Mbappe continues to do a bad Neymar impression. Real Madrid lose to Levante while leaders Atletico look unstoppable. And Wolfsburg are Champions League contenders in Germany. And we look ahead to the Coppa Italia semi-finals, with Gennaro Gattuso getting it in the neck at Napoli for the team’s performances. And the quality of his fish. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 00s) • PART 2: Marseille under siege from their ultras (05m 30s) • PART 3: Real Madrid lose again, Atletico march on (18m 00s)  • PART 4: The Messi contract leak at Barcelona (29m 30s) • PART 5a: The Hornkamp section (42m 30s)  • PART 5b: Coppa Italia semi-finals preview (44m 00s)  • PART 6: Bundesliga update – respect for Wolfsburg (54m 00s)  • PART 7: Ligue 1 latest – PSG lose at Lorient (59m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/02/211h 13m

Caught in the squeeze

Brighton earn their first home win of the season in the Premier League by beating Tottenham on Sunday night. Without Harry Kane, how will Mourinho’s Spurs cope with Tuchel’s Chelsea this week? And does Gareth Bale have anything left to offer? Liverpool look back to their best as Mo Salah scores a goal of the season contender at West Ham. Are they no longer afraid, as they prepare for Man City next weekend? Jack Lang joins us to discuss a big weekend in Brazil for Palmeiras and Chapecoense. Plus there’s a masterclass from Bamford, despite no top-knot. And we revisit the Battle of Bramall Lane. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Goal of the season? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Brighton 1-0 Tottenham (05m 00s)  • PART 2b: Chelsea 2-0 Burnley (13m 30s) • PART 3: West Ham 1-3 Liverpool (24m 00s) • PART 4a: Leicester 1-3 Leeds (32m 30s) • PART 4b: Everton 0-2 Newcastle (38m 30s) • PART 4c: Palace 1-0 Wolves & Arsenal 0-0 Man Utd (43m 30s) • PART 5a: Transfer announcement videos (50m 00s) • PART 5b: The Battle of Bramall Lane revisited (54m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (60m 00s) • PART 7: Palmeiras win the Copa Libertadores, with Jack Lang (61m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/02/211h 15m

Extracting gold from rocks

Manchester United’s title hopes are dealt a blow by Sheffield United who win at Old Trafford. Could the greatest of great escapes be on? Next up for United, it’s Arsenal on Saturday. Are the resurgent Gunners set for a top 4 finish? Or will it be David Moyes returning to the Champions League with West Ham? And will Man City leave everyone else behind in the title race? Thomas Tuchel’s first game in charge of Chelsea produces lots of passes but no goals. Hear why you should forget about the idea of a regular Tuchel 11. Plus Lukaku & Ibra, what Denis Law did on this day, and what Jordan Pickford has in common with Pierluigi Collina. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: FA Cup & quiz action (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Man Utd 1-2 Sheff Utd (05m 30s)  • PART 1c: Southampton 1-3 Arsenal (15m 00s) • PART 2a: Chelsea 0-0 Wolves (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Burnley 3-2 Aston Villa and the rest of Wednesday’s action (27m 00s) • PART 3a: The Lukaku-Ibra beef with James Horncastle (33m 00s) • PART 3b: What a week for West Ham (39m 00s) • PART 3c: West Brom 0-5 Man City (44m 30s) • PART 4: On This Day and the weekend’s Premier League action (52m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (61m 30s) • PART 6: Copa Libertadores final preview (63m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/01/211h 12m

So brief but so intense

Thomas Tuchel is set to fill the vacancy left by Lampard at Stamford Bridge. Will his coaching skills allow him to succeed at Chelsea where Frank failed? Atalanta do Atalanta things to leaders AC Milan at San Siro. Dortmund are dealt another blow by possibly their future manager Marco Rose. Could they miss out on the Champions League? Speaking of which, the panel get stuck into the European Super League. Will it ever happen? Who’s the driving force? Barcelona could really use the money. Plus Neymar’s dream PSG 11, posh boy Riqui Puig and Roma’s admin errors. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Thomas Tuchel heads to Chelsea (02m 00s) • PART 2: Moment of the weekend (08m 00s) • PART 3: Monchengladbach 4-2 Dortmund (12m 00s)  • PART 4: Milan and Inter drop points in Serie A (17m 30s) • PART 5: What’s this about a European Super League? (29m 00s)  • PART 6: Are Barca broke? (41m 00s)  • PART 7: Neymar’s PSG dream team (53m 30s)  • PART 8: Hertha sack their manager – Roma to follow suit? (62m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/01/211h 14m

Concede a goal to a coffee cup

Manchester United knock out Liverpool in a ding-dong battle at Old Trafford, thanks to Fernandes. And the sensational Shaw. It’s another defeat for Liverpool but were there positives for Klopp? The holders Arsenal are out but Martin Odegaard is on the way in. Is he the antidote to Willian? And how big will Brighton v Fulham this week be in determining who stays in the Premier League? We dip back 26 years to Cantona’s kung-fu kick at Selhurst Park and revel in this weekend’s long throws.  Plus Pope, Kepa and goalkeeper goals. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 3-2 Liverpool (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Chelsea 3-1 Luton (18m 00s)  • PART 2b: Cheltenham 1-3 Man City (27m 30s) • PART 2c: The rest of the 4th round action (32m 00s) • PART 3: On This Day – Cantona kicks a fan (42m 00s) • PART 4: Previewing the Premier League midweek (47m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 00s) • PART 6: When goalkeepers score (59m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/01/211h 12m

Pathetic beyond adequate description

Leicester beat Chelsea in a match summed up by the panel as well-coached versus not well-coached. Does Frank Lampard know what’s going wrong? Man United stay top of the table. Is Solskjaer’s laid-back style and man management helping United and Paul Pogba flourish? Next up for United, it’s Liverpool in the FA Cup. Does Klopp need to go strong to play his players into form? And will it be a weekend to remember for Wycombe, Blackpool and Doncaster? Plus James Maddison’s interviews and Landon Donovan’s fluid consumption. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Maddison – modern day hero (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Man City 2-0 Aston Villa (07m 00s)  • PART 1c: Fulham 1-2 Man Utd (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Leicester 2-0 Chelsea (14m 00s) • PART 2b: West Ham 2-1 West Brom (26m 30s) • PART 3a: FA Cup 4th round – where are the shocks? (30m 00s) • PART 3b: Southampton v Arsenal preview (38m 00s) • PART 4: Everton v Sheffield Wednesday & Man Utd v Liverpool previews (41m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 30s) • PART 6: Cup shocks around Europe (52m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/01/2158m 13s

Like a flower put back in water

Celebrations in the Basque country as Athletic Bilbao win the Spanish Super Cup in a thriller against Barcelona, with Lionel Messi sent off for the first time in his club career. Inter Milan are victorious in the Derby d’Italia as Pirlo gets schooled by Conte. Even after a bad week for Bayern, all their rivals slipped up. Except Union Berlin. Plus Brexit’s impact on transfers and misery for Marseille under AVB. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 00s) • PART 2: Athletic beat Barca to win the Super Cup (05m 00s)  • PART 3: Inter 2-0 Juve & Napoli 6-0 Fiorentina (18m 00s) • PART 4: Bayern’s rivals all falter in the Bundesliga (28m 00s)  • PART 5: Ligue 1 latest and transfer talk (38m 30s)  • PART 6: Lazio 3-0 Roma (58m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/01/211h 6m

Chinny reckon

Man City pummel Palace on Sunday night. Were we too quick to write Pep and his side off? Are they the clear title favourites now? Liverpool and Manchester Utd produce a goalless draw, with the panel losing faith in a fatigued Firmino. Or that we’ll ever see van de Beek. What’s behind the Wolves slump? Are they being dragged into a relegation fight? And will Brighton be OK? The pod also reminisces about the remarkable life of Jimmy Hill as part of a landmark On This Day. And James Horncastle gives us an on the whistle report on the Derby d’Italia. Plus classic Allardyce, fun Ndombele and misunderstood Mount. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Conclusions from the weekend (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Man City 4-0 Crystal Palace (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd (09m 00s) • PART 1d: Sheff Utd 1-3 Tottenham (20m 30s) • PART 2a: Wolves 2-3 West Brom (23m 30s) • PART 2b: Leeds 0-1 Brighton (28m 00s)  • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League midweek (33m 30s) • PART 4: On This Day – Jimmy Hill abolishes the maximum wage (45m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: Inter 2-0 Juventus with James Horncastle (54m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/01/211h 7m

Battle of the sixes

The top two clash in the Premier League as Liverpool host Manchester United. Will the Reds knock Ole’s men off their perch? Will it boil down to a battle between Paul Pogba (passing university) versus a Thiago inexplicably making his home debut. Elsewhere, it’s the first Black Country derby in 9 years, enough to make any Wolves fan who remembers the last one nervous. Duncan makes the argument that Sheffield United can stay up. Because of vibes more so than numbers. Meanwhile Fulham are having fun again. And we prepare to say goodbye to Mesut Ozil. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Sheff Utd 1-0 Newcastle (04m 00s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1-1 Fulham (08m 00s)  • PART 2: Liverpool v Man Utd preview with James Pearce (18m 00s) • PART 3a: Wolves v West Brom preview (39m 30s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 5: Mesut Ozil, we hardly knew ye (58m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/01/211h 7m

Get home early

It’s a big weekend in the Bundesliga as Schalke win for the first time in almost a year. And Monchengladbach come from 2-0 down to beat Bayern. But is Marco Rose destined for Dortmund? In Italy, Inter v Juve looms large on the horizon. While in Spain, Storm Filomena and the snow played havoc with La Liga. The top three in France are separated by just two points, while AVB and Payet aren’t getting along at Marseille. Michiel Jongsma joins us to react to Ajax’s draw with PSV, with Roger Schmidt and young players impressing. Plus - Bridgerton or Benzema? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 30s) • PART 2: Monchengladbach 3-2 Bayern & Leipzig 1-3 Dortmund (09m 00s)  • PART 3: Roma 2-2 Inter & Juventus 3-1 Sassuolo (19m 00s) • PART 4: Spain covered in snow as Sevilla and Griezmann impress (28m 30s)  • PART 5: OptaJohan’s Michiel Jongsma on Ajax 2-2 PSV (41m 30s)  • PART 6: Ligue 1 latest – tight at the top (49m 00s) • PART 7: Schalke win at last (57m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/01/211h 13m

Bonfire night vibe

There’s no fairy-tale in Crosby but Crawley stun Leeds while Newport give Brighton an almighty scare. Meanwhile Villa and Derby are both forced to play the under 18s. Is it potentially damaging to play men against boys? The Premier League returns in midweek with Manchester United having the chance to go top. And can Sheffield United win their first league game of the season against struggling Newcastle? Plus the WSL’s Covid controversy, River Plate’s last stand and Sasha’s goalkeeping coach. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Marine 0-5 Tottenham (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Crawley 3-0 Leeds (06m 30s)  • PART 1c: Aston Villa 1-4 Liverpool (10m 00s) • PART 2a: The struggle to control Covid cases (15m 00s) • PART 2b: Brighton edge past Newport (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Burnley v Man Utd preview (28m 30s)  • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League midweek (32m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 00s) • PART 5: Covid controversy in the WSL (47m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/01/2157m 10s

Charlie Bananas

8th tier Marine host Tottenham in statistically the biggest mismatch in FA Cup history. The Athletic’s Simon Hughes, former Marine mascot and ball-boy, gives us the latest from Crosby. Also there’s Crawley v Leeds (Yems v Bielsa) and Big Sam goes back to Blackpool. The Carabao Cup final is set and stone – Tottenham will take on Manchester City in April. The pod shows some appreciation for the Dias-Stones partnership. Plus red squirrel wood and the importance of Henderson to Liverpool. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Man Utd 0-2 Man City (03m 30s) • PART 1b: Spurs 2-0 Brentford (12m 00s)  • PART 2: Marine v Tottenham preview with Simon Hughes (16m 30s) • PART 3a: Liverpool’s recent struggles (29m 00s) • PART 3b: Crawley v Leeds preview (39m 00s) • PART 4a: The rest of the FA Cup action (43m 30s)  • PART 4b: McCarthy, P-Nev and the Antwerp agitator (49m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: Milan 1-3 Juventus with James Horncastle (55m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/01/211h 4m

Mainz set

The pod is very excited about Milan v Juventus this coming midweek as the only unbeaten team in the top 5 leagues take on Pirlo, Ronaldo & co. The Bundesliga is back with Bayern again conceding first but powering to victory, while Dortmund welcome Haaland back to the team and Sancho back to the scoresheet. And Tasmania Berlin fans are worried about losing their place in infamy. Athletic Bilbao play Barcelona in La Liga this week, with new manager Marcelino at the helm after the shock sacking of Gaizka Garitano. And in transfer news, Sami Khedira is a likely mover. But what about Sergio Ramos? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 00s) • PART 2: Milan v Juventus preview (07m 00s)  • PART 3a: Bayern & Sancho back on song in the Bundesliga (15m 00s) • PART 3b: Transfer rumours around Europe (22m 00s)  • PART 4: The big three in Spain all taste victory (34m 00s) • PART 5: Inter on fire and ridiculous goals around Europe (43m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/01/2158m 26s

Karl Power moment

Manchester City are at their scintillating best at Stamford Bridge, putting Frank Lampard under pressure with The Athletic reporting that Chelsea are looking at alternatives. Would it make sense to fire him? Did it make sense to hire him? And has he found himself in a Jurassic Park scenario at Stamford Bridge? Meanwhile is it time to call Man United title challengers? Or are they just really good at winning penalties? Kane and Son shine for Spurs, as do Saka and Tierney for Arsenal. But it’s Ebere Eze that’s really impressing the panel as he fulfils his Premier League potential at Palace. While Saturday at the Amex was a bad day for Burn, Silva and Otasowie. Plus piglets, players flouting Covid regulations and a big win for Stevie G in Scotland. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Chelsea 1-3 Man City (04m 00s) • PART 1b: Newcastle 1-2 Leicester (17m 00s)  • PART 2a: Tottenham 3-0 Leeds (20m 00s) • PART 2b: West Brom 0-4 Arsenal (29m 30s) • PART 2c: Crystal Palace 2-0 Sheffield Utd (35m 00s) • PART 2d: Brighton 3-3 Wolves (38m 30s)  • PART 3: Friday’s football (42m 40s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 5: Big win for Stevie G in Scotland (55m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/01/211h 2m

Beautiful audacity

From a year like no other, we present our highlights of 2020. From banality to Bertrand Traore. The panel are excited about Man Utd against Aston Villa on New Year’s Day, with Villa fast becoming one of our favourite teams to watch. Mourinho takes on the anti-Mourinho in Marcelo Bielsa. Leeds can’t be ignored and nor can Jack Harrison. Sheffield United have had the worst start ever but are they the worst team ever? Are they even the worst team in the Premier League? The Athletic’s Andy Jones fills us in on the imminent Burnley takeover. Plus Lampard taking aim at his players and whether or not it’s time for a circuit breaker. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Timer for a circuit breaker? (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Headlines from the last 10 days (06m 30s)  • PART 1c: Differing Christmases for Arsenal and Chelsea (08m 00s) • PART 2a: West Brom v Arsenal preview (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Everton v West Ham preview (22m 00s) • PART 2c: Man Utd v Aston Villa preview (26m 00s)  • PART 3a: Carabao Cup revisited (32m 00s)  • PART 3b: Spurs v Leeds preview + the rest of the Premier League weekend (34m 30s) • PART 4: Burnley’s takeover with The Athletic’s Andy Jones (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 30s) • PART 6: Our highlights of 2020 (56m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/12/201h 8m

You can’t have too many Leos

Thomas Tuchel is sacked in Paris on Christmas Eve, to be replaced by Mauricio Pochettino. Was he hard done by? Or is he destined to always fall out with the hierarchy? And can Pochettino impose his pressing style on PSG? He’s not the only managerial mover. Schalke have hired Christian Gross of tube ticket fame. And after 27 years out of club management, Nantes have appointed former France coach and star sign enthusiast Raymond Domenech. In Italy, Milan are still unbeaten and Andrea Pirlo’s Juventus manage to lose 6 points in a day. Are the Old Lady already out of the title race? Plus Messi, Slutsky and Choupo-Moting. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the week (02m 00s) • PART 2: Tuchel out, Poch in at PSG (05m 00s)  • PART 3: Juve miss out on 6 points, Milan stay unbeaten (19m 30s) • PART 4: Gross returns at Schalke (27m 00s)  • PART 5: Messi’s interview on his future (31m 00s) • PART 6a: Domenech returns to management at Nantes (43m 00s) • PART 6b: Highlights of 2020 (50m 00s)   SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/12/2055m 52s

Push the swag

Bayern go top of the Bundesliga but the headlines surround Leroy Sane the subbed sub. And are Dortmund already on the verge of crisis under their caretaker? Lille are top of Ligue 1 but both organisations could be in dire financial straits. Meanwhile Karim Benzema – the greatest French striker ever? Speaking of Benzema, are we veering towards a two-horse title race in Spain between Atletico and Real. And in Serie A, we saw the fastest goal ever and Napoli returning to retiro.  RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s) • PART 2: Leverkusen 1-2 Bayern (08m 30s)  • PART 3: Record-breaking Milan & Napoli in retiro (17m 30s) • PART 4: Lille & Ligue 1’s financial crisis (23m 30s)  • PART 5: Atletico & Real – a two-horse race? (35m 30s) • PART 6: Dortmund defeated, Thuram spitting (45m 00s) • PART 7: Papu and Pirlo making headlines in Italy (53m 00s)   SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/12/201h 8m

Fallible, awkward, uncomfortable

We have both sides of the divide on Saturday at Selhurst Park – Liverpool run riot over Crystal Palace winning 7-0. Can anyone keep pace or are the champions about to disappear into the distance? Man United hammer Leeds 6-2 at Old Trafford, in a game that almost has pundits waxing lyrical about the losers more than the winners. But given United’s squad depth, are they viable title contenders? Are Arsenal in a relegation fight? What makes them so painful to watch and so easy to ply against? Plus we take a look at football’s Christmas history. And how Fulham are channelling 80s Juventus. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: West Brom 0-3 Aston Villa (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Man Utd 6-2 Leeds (06m 30s)  • PART 2b: Tottenham 0-2 Leicester (16m 00s) • PART 2c: Brighton 1-1 Sheff Utd (21m 00s) • PART 3a: Crystal Palace 0-7 Liverpool (26m 30s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (36m 00s)  • PART 4: Christmas football + the League Cup quarter-finals (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (61m 00s) • PART 6: Flip Reverse competition (62m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/12/201h 10m

Weasel eleven

Liverpool win it late against Tottenham in a game that Jose Mourinho thought Spurs deserved to win. And a game where Curtis Jones turns in an Iniesta-ish performance. Next up for Spurs, it’s Leicester, undone by Everton’s cupboard approach. The Toffees now host Arteta’s struggling Arsenal. We ask if Aubameyang is a suitable skipper?  It’s all change at the Hawthorns as West Brom sack Slaven Bilic and appoint Sam Allardyce. Does Big Sam offer a guarantee of survival? Plus our favourite types of goal, different Midlands derbies, the Copa Libertadores and weasels. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Premier League headlines (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 2-1 Tottenham (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: West Ham 1-1 Crystal Palace – our favourite types of goal (11m 30s) • PART 1d: Leicester 0-2 Everton (16m 00s) • PART 2a: Baggies bring back Big Sam, with Joseph Masi from the Express & Star (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Manchester City’s struggles (33m 30s)  • PART 3: Arsenal 1-1 Southampton & Wolves 2-1 Chelsea (37m 30s)  • PART 4: Leeds 5-2 Newcastle + previewing the rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 30s) • PART 6: Copa Libertadores and football’s biggest weasels (56m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/12/201h 6m

I am the king of the capital

PSG will play Barcelona in a rematch of the 2017 remontada, it’s Nagelsmann v Klopp, plus Lewandowski v Immobile in the Champions League in 2021. Dortmund bid farewell to Lucien Favre after a 5-1 thrashing by Stuttgart – Rafa explains why he was always a cultural misfit at the club. Real Madrid beat Atletico in the derby. The first Liga defeat of the season for Simeone’s side, but does he have problems brewing with Felix and Suarez? Plus Papu wants out at Atalanta, Deportivo’s ultimate indignity and the adventures of Lalo Maradona. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Paying tribute to Gerard Houllier & Paolo Rossi (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Champions League draw reaction (06m 00s)  • PART 2: Farewell Favre at Dortmund, as Leverkusen go top (22m 00s) • PART 3: Lille & Lyon lead the way in France (30m 00s)  • PART 4: La Liga latest – Real win the Madrid derby (36m 00s) • PART 5a: Europa League draw reaction (43m 30s) • PART 5b: Serie A update - peace out Papu? (46m 30s) • PART 6: Barcelona v Real Sociedad preview (55m 00s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (62m 00s)  • PART 8: Rampant Roma and Maradona at Granada (63m 00s)   SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/12/201h 13m

Ten points for a win

Arsenal suffer their 4th successive home defeat as Burnley win at the Emirates for the first time ever. Are we approaching the end for Mikel Arteta? Has staff upheaval off the field affected morale on it? Next up for the Gunners, it’s high-flying Southampton, with the Van Dijk-esque Vestergaard and the soon to be in demand Hasenhuttl. Liverpool and Tottenham both drop points in London on Sunday, ahead of their meeting at Anfield on Wednesday. Will Mourinho go for the jugular against the depleted champions? Find out why the Manchester derby had Michael thinking about Jimmy Hill. Plus Ted Drake and festive football literature. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Weekend headlines (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 0-1 Burnley (06m 00s)  • PART 1c: Southampton 3-0 Sheff Utd (16m 00s) • PART 2a: Crystal Palace 1-1 Spurs (22m 00s)  • PART 2b: Fulham 1-1 Liverpool (27m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League weekend (39m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 5: Championship latest and favourite football books (57m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/12/201h 9m

Be a terrible boyfriend

United crash out of the Champions League after another slow start in Leipzig. So we’re fully expecting a Manchester derby win for Solskjaer and co on Saturday. Despite all the Paul Pogba drama. There’s positive action from a very negative situation as PSG & Basaksehir walk off after the 4th official is accused of using a racist term towards Basaksehir assistant coach Pierre Webo. Bielsa names his Leeds team in advance which Natalie explains isn’t that big a deal outside of England. While Duncan flip reverses to a universe where Jordan Henderson left Liverpool for Fulham. Plus we pay tribute to Paolo Rossi. And tell you why Aston Villa’s Trezeguet is on for a classic season. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Champions League headlines (01m 00s) • PART 1b: PSG & Basaksehir make a stand against racism (08m 30s)  • PART 1c: Leipzig 3-2 Man Utd (12m 30s) • PART 2: Remembering Paolo Rossi (18m 00s) • PART 3a: Man Utd v Man City preview (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Leeds v West Ham, Palace v Tottenham and the Sunday night selection (30m 00s)  • PART 4a: Flip Reverse – what if Liverpool sold Henderson? (40m 00s)  • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (44m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: Your questions (54m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/201h 1m

L’agence tous risques

Leipzig host Manchester United in a pivotal final fixture, with the Germans fresh from an exhilarating draw with Bayern Munich. It’s been a bad week for Barcelona. They’re not getting points and they’re not getting paid. So what are the chances of Messi and Neymar ending up back together in Paris? James Horncastle is worried about Juventus under Pirlo. Will there be kicks between Real Madrid and Monchengladbach to knock out Inter? Plus the French A-Team. And Balotelli, Boateng & Berlusconi – together at last. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Group H - Leipzig v Man Utd, PSG v Basaksehir (07m 00s) • PART 1b: Lazio v Bruges preview (17m 00s)  • PART 1c: Barcelona v Juventus preview (20m 00s) • PART 2a: Vieira, Berlin and Balotelli (32m 00s)  • PART 2b: Salzburg v Atletico preview (40m 00s) • PART 3a: Group B for Biscotto? (44m 00s) • PART 3b: Ajax v Atalanta preview (52m 00s) • PART 3c: Napoli v Real Sociedad preview (55m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/12/201h 2m

Tough double whammy

Spurs stay top after another North London derby win. The panel hail Harry Kane, Son and of course Tottenham, channelling Inter 2010. But how worried should Arsenal fans be about Aubameyang, Willian and Arteta’s gameplan? Man United once again turn up after half-time in their victory at West Ham. Is Solskjaer like Zidane or Deschamps in that he has too much talent at his disposal to go too far wrong? Or is the super-sub now a super subber? Rafa Honigstein gives us the latest on Leipzig after their 3-3 draw at Bayern, ahead of their meeting with United. Plus Werner’s woes, Wilder’s woes and ex-players as referees. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal with Talking THFC (04m 00s) • PART 1b: Millwall fans boo the knee (20m 00s)  • PART 1c: Liverpool 4-0 Wolves (22m 00s) • PART 2a: West Ham 1-3 Man Utd (26m 00s)  • PART 2b: Chelsea 3-1 Leeds (40m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 00s) • PART 5: Rafa Honigstein with a looksie at Leipzig (59m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/12/201h 9m

Difficult atmosphere

Man United’s Champions League destiny hangs in the balance after defeat at home to PSG. Did Solskjaer make one of the strangest managerial decisions ever? And looking at the negatives for PSG, is Kylian Mbappe regressing? David Moyes’ high-flying West Ham host United next. Benji Lanyado wonders if fans being back in the London Stadium could be a bad thing. Speaking of the Moyesiah, has he left his imprint on Arteta, whose Arsenal side face table-toppers Tottenham in the North London derby. We relive the bitter Chelsea Leeds rivalry through the decades. And Alvaro Romeo discusses how long Zinedine Zidane has as Real Madrid manager after they’re shocked by Shakhtar again. Plus when’s the worst time to watch football? And we discuss the most watched club game ever on British television. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Champions League headlines (01m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd 1-3 PSG (04m 30s)  • PART 3a: Fans are back! (15m 00s) • PART 3b: Spurs v Arsenal preview (17m 30s)  • PART 3c: Liverpool v Wolves preview (24m 30s) • PART 4: Chelsea & Leeds renew their rivalry (28m 00s) • PART 5a: West Ham v Man Utd preview with Benji Lanyado (37m 30s)  • PART 5b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (44m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s) • PART 7: Alvaro Romeo on the future of Zidane (54m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special    READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/12/201h 4m

Mirror image

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Rafa Honigstein Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo look ahead to the crucial Matchday 5 in the Champions League. Can Real avoid another slip up? Are Inter going to embarrass themselves again? How uncomfortable will Ajax make things for Liverpool? Plus, is there really a title race in Ligue 1 - and just why was a game called off in the Maltese Premier League? RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Euro headlines, Diego tributes and other Moments of the Weekend (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Shakhtar v Real preview and malaise at Madrid (05m 30s)  • PART 2b: Boom or bust for Inter… (09m 00s) • PART 2c: …meanwhile at Milan (16m 00s)  • PART 3a: Bayern, Atleti, Marseilles and more (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Liverpool v Ajax preview (28m 00s) • PART 4: Barcelona, Maradona, Malta and five subs around Europe (33m 30s) • PART 5a: Man U v PSG preview and a title race in Ligue 1 (44m 30s)  • PART 5b: Frustrations at Juve (51m 00s)  • PART 5c: Dortmund v Lazio preview and Haaland’s misses a sitter (56m 00s)      SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC : • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/12/201h 4m

Sepia tinted

Does the turnaround win at Southampton represent a turning point for Manchester United? Did Chelsea’s 0-0 with Spurs show the maturity of both sides? We dive into the issues raised by Jurgen Klopp after Liverpool’s draw with Brighton. Namely TV deals and the need for 5 substitutes. Are there certain clubs in the Premier League out of sync with the rest of Europe? Is there a crisis of confidence amongst all the strikers at the bottom end of the table? Plus the panel are loving Wolves and Leeds. And the idea of Jack Grealish smoking a pipe for England. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Southampton 2-3 Man Utd (04m 00s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 1-2 Wolves & Chelsea 0-0 Spurs (14m 00s)  • PART 2a: Remembering Papa Bouba Diop (26m 00s) • PART 2b: Brighton 1-1 Liverpool (28m 00s)  • PART 3a: The 5 subs debate (37m 00s) • PART 3b: The Russians’ Champions League hopes (45m 30s) • PART 3c: On This Day and the rest of the Premier League weekend (49m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (61m 00s) • PART 5: Everton 0-1 Leeds (63m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/11/201h 12m

Replacing St Paul

On a momentous week, Jimbo is joined by Karen Carney, Rory Smith and Adrian Clarke after the passing of Diego Maradona. The football world mourns the loss of a player who inspired more devotion than any other in the game’s history. We discuss Maradona’s legacy. And we hear about Adrian’s encounter with Diego in his pyjamas. The Premier League weekend is headlined by Chelsea v Spurs – Lampard v Mourinho. A top of the table clash which could be a coin toss? Elsewhere has Pep lost his spark at Man City? Is the man who invented 4-2-3-1 giving him the help he needs? There’s Champions League reaction after another bad week for Antonio Conte and Inter. Plus which seat is the best on the bus? And who should have been nominated for coach of the year? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Remembering Diego Maradona with Sam Kelly from the Hand of God pod (01m 00s) • PART 2: Champions League round-up + what’s the best seat on the bus? (22m 00s)  • PART 3a: Fans coming back to stadiums (37m 00s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Spurs preview (44m 30s)  • PART 3c: The rest of the Premier League weekend (51m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (65m 30s) • PART 5: Who should be coach of the year? (67m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special    READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/11/201h 14m

Monaco fan banter

Leipzig are looking to do the double over Paris Saint-Germain. Along with defeat at Monaco on Friday, are PSG set for Thursday night football? Erling Haaland scores 4 – is he going to another level? Was his performance against Hertha Berlin striking perfection? And who’s the 16-year-old challenging him for the headlines? A Zlatan inspired Milan stay top but their star man could be out for a while. It’s a make or break week for Real Madrid and Inter in the Champions League. Is it Atletico’s year in La Liga? Plus Pardew’s on his way to Bulgaria. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe (02m 00s) • PART 2a: PSG v Leipzig preview (06m 30s)  • PART 2b Barcelona’s struggles continue (14m 30s) • PART 3a: Haaland and Moukoko dominate Dortmund headlines (22m 00s)  • PART 3b: Lazio latest on Covid cases (33m 00s) • PART 4: Lille v MIlan preview (36m 30s) • PART 5a: Real Madrid v Inter preview (43m 30s) • PART 5b: Group C & D preview (50m 00s)  • PART 6: Pards to Sofia & the German inquest into the 6-0 (55m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/11/201h 7m

Inside the actors studio

Liverpool dismantle Leicester, despite some very big name absentees. Is Klopp’s system king?   Tottenham are top of the table after a statement victory over Man City? Does Mourinho have his mojo back? And is De Bruyne trying to run the show solo for City? Elsewhere the bottom 4 is fully formed. Plus we revisit Ali Dia’s dalliance with Southampton. And an epic Orlando shootout. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Liverpool 3-0 Leicester (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Tottenham 2-0 Man City (09m 00s)  • PART 2a: Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea (23m 00s) • PART 2b: Leeds 0-0 Arsenal (28m 00s)  • PART 3a: Ali Dia day (32m 30s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (34m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 30s) • PART 5: Orlando confusion (47m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/11/2057m 20s

Existential red card

The international week was headlined by Spain’s shocking 6-0 win over Germany in the Nations League. Is it time for Germany to pull the trigger and replace Joachim Low. Rafael Honigstein shares his thoughts. In the Premier League, are Leicester destined to end Liverpool’s long unbeaten home run? Will we see an attacking Mourinho up against a defensive Guardiola as Spurs face Man City? And which Premier League side is the unluckiest team in world football? Plus why exactly have Ryan Reynolds & Rob McElhenney bought Wrexham? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: England 4-0 Iceland (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Spain 6-0 Germany with Rafa Honigstein (08m 00s)  • PART 2a: Liverpool v Leicester preview (20m 30s) • PART 2b: Spurs v Man City preview (27m 30s)  • PART 2c: Leeds v Arsenal preview (32m 30s) • PART 3: Ryan Reynolds buys Wrexham (37m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s PL action (42m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s) • PART 6: Mascherano retires + player-managers (58m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special    READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/11/201h 8m

Finding Jack Charlton

Finding Jack Charlton chronicles the life and extraordinary career of the World Cup winner and the former Republic of Ireland manager.  The film details the most successful period in Irish football history, as well as exploring Charlton’s relationship with the press, his brother and players like Paul McGrath. Plus was Charlton tactically ahead of his time? And to what extent did this Englishman restore pride and self-esteem to people in Ireland?    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/11/2043m 38s

High quality conversational value

Belgium beat England 2-0 to end their hopes of winning the Nations League. Is the tide turning on Gareth Southgate or is he just a victim of his own success? They’re still celebrating in Scotland as Steve Clarke’s side qualify for the Euros. And elsewhere, it was a great weekend for San Marino, Malta and Goran Pandev. Plus Sergio Ramos’s penalty predicament, Casey Stoney and overrated goals. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Belgium 2-0 England (03m 00s) • PART 2: Thursday night’s Euro play-offs – Scotland qualify (14m 00s)  • PART 3a: The rest of the Nations League action (29m 00s) • PART 3b: The death of PPV? (45m 00s)  • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 00s) • PART 5a: WSL headlines (52m 30s) • PART 5b: The most overrated goals ever (55m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/11/201h 4m

Clean and fresh

Thursday night is huge for Northern Ireland against Slovakia and for Scotland in Serbia, who have gone MacGyver. Could qualification for a first major tournament in 22 years mean redemption for Steve Clarke? The panel are gagging for Grealish for England. Will we see him as a first-pick for England or is he destined to go the way of Hoddle and Le Tissier? And there's the whole sorry Greg Clarke affair. We also discuss a big WSL weekend and the most surprising transfers ever. From Robert Jarni to Neil Lennon.  Plus Robbie Fowler’s poetry and revisiting Michael Owen’s 32-page promotional brochure. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Greg Clarke resigns as FA chairman (02m 00s) • PART 2: Serbia v Scotland preview (12m 00s)  • PART 3: Northern Ireland v Slovakia preview (22m 30s) • PART 4: A big weekend in the WSL (42m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 00s) • PART 6a: Most surprising signings ever (47m 00s) • PART 6b: Goodbye to Melwood (54m 30s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/11/201h 0m

Principle of ponytail

Bayern win Der Klassiker but did Dortmund give the rest of the Bundesliga hope? And who took part in El Trashico? Lionel Messi finally scores from open play while Real Madrid are thrashed 4-1 by Valencia. Just how far are they behind the European elite? Milan stay top of Serie A while Lazio are embroiled in a Covid controversy. But can Mkhitaryan and Smalling lead Roma to an unlikely title challenge? In France, Marseille win but AVB is still angry. And how do we get fans interested in this international break? Via Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern reign supreme in Der Klassiker (04m 30s)  • PART 3: Serie A update - Lazio’s Covid controversy (18m 00s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 latest – Lens 4-4 Reims (34m 30s)  • PART 5: La Liga roundup – Real Madrid hammered, Granada gutted (42m 00s) • PART 6: A look ahead to the Nations League (53m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/11/201h 7m

The little Frenchie

Man City and Liverpool share the spoils in a match-up that reignites both debates on the handball rule and the introduction of 5 substitutes. Leicester go into this international break top of the table. Why do they get their recruitment so right? And what’s to stop this being 2016 all over again? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer gets a much-needed win for Man United at Goodison Park, with the panel impressed by Bruno Fernandes and that sweeping camera. Arsenal are outplayed by a Villa side full of magicians. Is Mikel Arteta’s side devoid of fantasy? Elsewhere Ademola Lookman rivals Pat Nevin for the worst penalty ever. Plus the majesty of Thiago Silva. And the finest football memorabilia. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Man City 1-1 Liverpool (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Everton 1-3 Man Utd (14m 00s)  • PART 2a: Leicester 1-0 Wolves (23m 30s) • PART 2b: Arsenal 0-3 Aston Villa (29m 00s)  • PART 3: The rest of the weekend’s action (35m 00s)  • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 30s) • PART 5: Your finest football memorabilia (60m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/11/201h 13m

Wythenshawe’s gone now

Is defeat to Basaksehir a step too far for Solskjaer in the eyes of Man United fans? Nooruddean Choudry aka Bearded Genius tells us. Man City v Liverpool headlines the Premier League weekend. Are Liverpool closer to what Klopp wants than City are to what Pep wants? And is Diogo Jota the new Ronnie Rosenthal? Plus: Reece James is the best crosser in the Premier League, Tuchel’s future at PSG, the fixture computer and backing into players across the globe. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Champions League round-up – United embarrassed (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Leipzig 2-1 PSG (06m 30s)  • PART 1c: The Russians struggle (10m 00s) • PART 1d: Atalanta 0-5 Liverpool (14m 00s)  • PART 1e: Reece James & Kiev keepers (18m 00s) • PART 2a: Man City v Liverpool preview (23m 30s) • PART 2b: Everton v Man Utd preview with Nooruddean Choudry (31m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the weekend’s PL action (43m 00s)  • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s) • PART 5: Wycombe and WSM (58m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/11/201h 4m

Bielefeld denier

Real Madrid versus Inter and Atalanta v Liverpool are the headline acts of this European midweek, with Leipzig also facing PSG in a rematch of last season’s semi-final. We look at Lionel Messi’s rapidly declining numbers and ask if he needs to adapt his game at Barcelona. He could take a page out of Zlatan’s book, who has led the Mighty Ducks of Milan to the top of Serie A. Elsewhere, Sociedad and Sassuolo stay flying high. And AVB goes back to Porto with Marseille – will he refer to himself in the third person again? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe (02m 00s) • PART 2: Real Madrid v Inter preview (05m 30s)  • PART 3 The latest from Monchengladbach, Bayern and Atletico (21m 00s) • PART 4a: Atalanta v Liverpool preview (28m 00s)  • PART 4b: Group C preview – AVB goes back to Porto (33m 00s) • PART 5a:  Barcelona’s struggles continue (36m 30s) • PART 5b: Juve get back to winning ways as Milan lead the way (47m 00s) • PART 6a: Leipzig v PSG preview (54m 30s)  • PART 6b: Checking in on Dortmund (61m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/11/201h 9m

Consolation gol

Arsenal fans feel like dancing after a long-awaited win at Old Trafford. A great performance from Arteta. And Mike Dean. But was this classic Solskjaer? And should he be judged harshly for not leading a title challenge? Also how are Liverpool top of the table? James Horncastle gives us the latest from Serie A and their Champions League opponents Atalanta. Plus broken Burnley, Mourinho’s Instagram and the best scorelines in football. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Man Utd 0-1 Arsenal (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Tottenham 2-1 Brighton (14m 30s)  • PART 2: Liverpool 2-1 West Ham (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Burnley 0-3 Chelsea (28m 00s)  • PART 3b: Sheffield Utd 0-1 Man City (31m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action (42m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 30s) • PART 6: The latest from Serie A with James Horncastle (46m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/11/2059m 33s

It’s time for the big coat

It’s a diamond display from Man United who hammer Bundesliga leaders Leipzig 5-0. Next up at Old Trafford, an Arsenal side that have maybe become too structured. Time for some spontaneity? We pay tribute to Marcus Rashford – the greatest man England has ever produced – and Harry Kane – the one-man Mourinho machine. Plus disallowed hat-tricks, PPDA and what ice cream does Pep Guardiola go for? Champions Liverpool are missing defenders and host in-form West Ham. Is it finally time for a David Moyes win at Anfield? And Alvaro Romeo joins us for our weekly Spanish giants segment, after Barcelona lose an entire board. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Bully boy Benzema? (03m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd 5-0 Leipzig (05m 30s)  • PART 3: Man Utd v Arsenal preview (20m 00s) • PART 4a: Juventus 0-2 Barcelona (28m 00s)  • PART 4b: Burnley v Chelsea preview (33m 30s) • PART 4c: Sheffield Utd v Man City preview (40m 00s) • PART 5a: Liverpool v West Ham preview (46m 00s) • PART 5b: The rest of the weekend’s action (50m 30s)  • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (60m 00s) • PART 7: Bartomeu resigns from Barca, with Alvaro Romeo (62m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/10/201h 8m

Endemic stagnation

Barca lose El Clasico and now travel to Turin to take on a Juventus side struggling for Serie A wins. Is Pirlo under pressure or does he get a free pass? Man United host Bundesliga leaders Leipzig. Will Julian Nagelsmann show his tactical superiority over Solskjaer? And as Marseille face Man City, will AVB show us how much he’s grown? Plus Michiel Jongsma is back to tell us the remarkable story of Ajax’s 13-0 win at VVV-Venlo – Atalanta beware. And the panel’s favourite ever goals seen live. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Barcelona 1-3 Real Madrid (03m 30s)  • PART 2b: Juventus v Barcelona preview (10m 00s) • PART 3a: Bayern get their groove back (19m 00s)  • PART 3b: Monchengladbach v Real Madrid preview (21m 30s) • PART 3c: Shakhtar v Inter & Marseille v Man City previews (24m 30s) • PART 4: Atalanta v Ajax via VVV-Venlo 0-13 Ajax with Michiel Jongsma (32m 00s) • PART 5a: Man Utd v Leipzig preview (43m 00s) • PART 5b: Group E – can Chelsea click? (48m 00s)  • PART 6: Checking in on PSG and Dortmund (53m 00s)  • PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/10/201h 6m

Official board games partner

Leeds’ breakout performance of the season came at Villa Park on Friday night, with Patrick Bamford appearing Bergkamp-esque. And he played the violin. What other players have secret skills? Chelsea finally tighten up at Old Trafford while leaders Everton suffer their first defeat. Has this Man City stagnation been coming? How worrying is Arsenal’s lack of creativity? Plus is football pure televisual spectacle right now? Do the fans demand more quality as a result? And this week it’s the turn of Barcelona to lurch into crisis as they lose El Clasico. But at least they’re not VVV-Venlo. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Paying tribute to Kevin McCarra (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Arsenal 0-1 Leicester (05m 30s)  • PART 2b: Aston Villa 0-3 Leeds & player’s surprise skills (10m 00s) • PART 3a: Man Utd 0-0 Chelsea (19m 00s)  • PART 3b: West Ham 1-1 Man City (27m 00s) • PART 4a: Liverpool 2-1 Sheff Utd (34m 00s) • PART 4b: Southampton 2-0 Everton (37m 00s) • PART 4c: The rest of the weekend’s action (42m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 6: Real Madrid win El Clasico with Alvaro Romeo (51m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/10/201h 2m

Leaving your feet exposed

How did Manchester United do it again in Paris? Was it down to the emergence of Axel Tuanzabe? Or was it down to PSG’s lack of identity and lack of teamwork? Can Gomez and Fabinho form a formidable defensive partnership for Liverpool? Is West Ham’s next trick to upset Man City at the London Stadium? The Premier League squad announcements provided many headlines - including that baffling Ozil omission. Alvaro Romeo helps break down the Real Madrid breakdown after two shock home defeats this week. Plus rest of the world 11s. And players you thought were British but aren’t. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe. And Wycombe (01m 00s) • PART 2: PSG 1-2 Man Utd (05m 00s)  • PART 3: Man Utd v Chelsea & those curious squad lists (15m 00s) • PART 4a: Liverpool v Sheffield Utd preview (24m 00s)  • PART 4b: West Ham v Man City preview (30m 45s) • PART 4c: Hodgson goes back to Fulham (35m 00s) • PART 5a: On This Day (38m 30s) • PART 5b: Aston Villa v Leeds preview with Dan Bardell (40m 00s)  • PART 6: Sunday’s Premier League action (47m 00s)  • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 30s) • PART 8: The crisis at Real Madrid with Alvaro Romeo (56m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/10/201h 3m

Pinball machine

PSG host Manchester United with memories of March 2019 still fresh. Can the Parisians exact revenge? And how close is Mbappe to becoming Ronaldo? Can Ajax overcome Liverpool? Or are the Dutch champions on a gap year? It’s not a bad time to be playing Juventus or Barcelona who are both struggling to impress under their new managers. Plus with Ibra firing Milan top of the table, how many more years of Zlatan do we have left? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2a: PSG v Man Utd preview (03m 30s)  • PART 2b: Leipzig and Dortmund’s Champions League prospects (10m 30s) • PART 3a: Group E – Rennes, Krasnodar & Chelsea v Sevilla (17m 00s)  • PART 3b: The faltering fortunes of Juventus & Barcelona (23m 30s) • PART 4: Ajax v Liverpool preview with Michiel Jongsma (36m 00s) • PART 5a: Bayern v Atletico preview (45m 30s) • PART 5b: Real Madrid lose to Cadiz (50m 00s)  • PART 5c: Inter v Monchengladbach preview (57m 50s)  • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 00s) • PART 7: Europa League highlights (60m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/10/201h 9m

Could he be any more prolific?

West Ham come from 3-0 down with 8 minutes to go to rescue a point away at Tottenham. Do we credit Moyes for sticking to his guns? Everton stay top as they draw 2-2 in the Merseyside Derby. But the real story is the possible season-ending injury suffered by Virgil Van Dijk after a challenge from Jordan Pickford. Is Pickford a player without composure? And which player on the pitch has been the best in the Premier League this season? Chelsea continue to ship goals as they draw 3-3 with Southampton. Does Frank Lampard need to show a bit more humility in his approach? Plus Julien Laurens joins us to look ahead to PSG v Man Utd in the Champions League on Tuesday. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Spurs 3-3 West Ham (03m 00s) • PART 2: Everton 2-2 Liverpool (11m 30s) • PART 3: Newcastle 1-4 Man Utd, Chelsea 3-3 Southampton & Man City 1-0 Arsenal (25m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of Sunday’s action (40m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 00s) • PART 6: Julien Laurens previews PSG v Man Utd (46m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/10/2054m 54s

The domestication of hamsters

Table-topping Everton host champions Liverpool and we’ve got a bumper Merseyside derby preview with both sides of the divide. Plus hear how Calvert-Lewin is profiting from standing still. Arsenal travel to Man City - is this their best chance of a first win at a big 6 side for almost 6 years? And is it a burnt-out Pep versus a fresher Arteta?   England lose to Denmark in the Nations League – how did the Three Lions become so timid? Are Harry Kane’s injuries forcing him to reinvent himself? And Neymar overtakes Ronaldo in the Brazil scoring charts – so we pay tribute to Il Fenomeno. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: England 0-1 Denmark (03m 30s) • PART 2: Merseyside derby preview with The Anfield Wrap & The Blue Room (12m 30s) • PART 3: Man City v Arsenal, Chelsea v Southampton & Newcastle v Man Utd previews (28m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action (40m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 30s) • PART 6: Neymar overtakes Ronaldo (55m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/10/201h 5m

Wenger Unzipped

We speak to Arsene Wenger about his new book My Life in Red and White, and indeed his life in general. From working on the farm to working at FIFA. Plus how the game might change, the highlights and lowlights of his time at Arsenal and yes – the exit of Gunnersaurus. GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/10/2043m 11s

Hubris pie

England beat the number 1 ranked team in the world but it’s a performance that leaves our panel cold. Any chance of Jack Grealish? Or players that can use their left foot? Take a bow Baraclough as Northern Ireland and Scotland are on the verge of qualification for the Euros after winning their first ever penalty shoot-outs. The Premier League goes pay-per-view while there’s Project Big Picture. Would it reform football for the better or hand over all the power to the big 6? Matt Slater has the answers. And how would we reform the beautiful game? Bring on Season 2 of football. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: England 2-1 Belgium (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Project Big Picture with Matt Slater (14m 00s) • PART 2b: PL goes PPV (31m 00s) • PART 3: Scotland & Northern Ireland power through on penalties (35m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (41m 00s) • PART 5: France v Portugal and other Nations League action (42m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/10/2051m 30s

Transmigration of souls

The panel preview the home nations in action in the Euro play-offs, via house tracks and John Delaney’s extravagant expenses. We get misty-eyed about Keegan’s resignation anniversary and Walcott returning to the South Coast. Plus what happened to England’s under 20 class of 2017? And it’s time to pay tribute to the wasted Giroud. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Hughton to Forest, Walcott to Southampton (02m 30s) • PART 2: Euro play-offs preview – the misadventures of John Delaney (10m 00s) • PART 3a: England’s under 20 champions of 2017 (25m 00s) • PART 3b: The day Keegan resigned in the Wembley toilets (31m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 30s) • PART 5: Camavinga’s class and a look around the Nations League (37m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/10/2045m 47s

The integrity of the batter

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Gunnersaurus, Cavani and Partey transfer news (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Juventus v No Show Napoli (08m 30s)  • PART 2a: Reaction to Barcelona’s CL draw (19m 40s) • PART 2b: More La Liga news (26m 30s)  • PART 3: Bundesliga round-up (31m 00s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 update (38m 00s) • PART 5a: Başakşehir's rapid decline - with Yordi Yamili (52m 10s) • PART 5b: CL Group of Death and the Europa League (55m 10s)  • PART 5c: Atalanta keep scoring and other Serie A stuff (57m 50s)  • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (64m 30s) • PART 7: A look ahead to the international break (66m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/10/201h 16m

Happy eyebrow

The champions are beaten 7-2 at Villa Park as Watkins, Grealish and the irrepressible Ross Barkley run wild. Will Klopp address the problem with Liverpool’s high line? Tottenham hammer Manchester United 6-1. Is there a discipline problem at Old Trafford? Is the old Mourinho back? And could a child come up with better transfer targets than the United hierarchy? David Moyes receives some overdue credit as West Ham win at Leicester, back when we thought we knew what a shock was. And just how much do Everton 2020 have in common with Leicester 2016? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Aston Villa 7-2 Liverpool (06m 00s) • PART 1b: Everton 4-2 Brighton (15m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd 1-6 Tottenham (19m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester 0-3 West Ham with Benji Lanyado (31m 00s)  • PART 3b: The rest of Sunday’s action (40m 30s)  • PART 4: Leeds 1-1 Man City (44m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 30s) • PART 6: Chelsea 4-0 Crystal Palace & Newcastle 3-1 Burnley (55m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/10/201h 5m

Reverse Goldilocks

Bielsa takes on Guardiola on Saturday. How will Leeds look to expose Man City? And will Ruben Dias be making the most high-pressure debut in Premier League history? Liverpool travel to Villa Park on Sunday – how many clubs have had a better window than the Villa? And is Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin on the Harry Kane trajectory? Plus we have heated debates on handball, financial disparity and goals that made opponents look stupid. And Duncan fires up his Flip Reverse machine and enters a parallel universe – what if Fergie had signed Thiago for United? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: When nature calls (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Transfer talk & financial disparity (04m 00s) • PART 2: Leeds v Man City & Man Utd v Spurs previews (13m 30s) • PART 3: Villa v Liverpool, Leicester v West Ham & Everton v Brighton previews (29m 00s)  • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action, humiliating goals & Joe Kinnear (49m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 00s) • PART 6: Flip Reverse: What if Fergie had signed Thiago? (60m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/10/201h 37m

One kicks and one bites

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Top Euro stories (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Hoffenheim humble Bayern (04m 10s)  • PART 2: Roma 2 - Juve 2  (13m 00s) • PART 3: Luis Suarez’s fruitful debut for Atletico Madrid (18m 30s) • PART 4: Rennes lead Ligue 1 (25m 30s) • PART 5: La Liga round-up (33m 00s) • PART 6: David Wagner sacked and other Bundesliga news (37m 50s)  • PART 7:  Serie A and Ligue 1 headlines (43m 20s)  • PART 8: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 20s) • PART 9: Your questions (53m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/09/201h 2m

The Suarez future

Leicester stay top with a stunning 5-2 win at the Etihad. Is Jamie Vardy underrated in terms of his football intelligence? And to what extent do City failings boil down to poor recruitment? Chelsea and Manchester United avoid a similar fate despite shipping goals aplenty. Does Lampard have enough time to blend these new signings into a cohesive unit? And are United mis-using Pogba? We’re reaching handball crisis point. The panel discuss why we can and should change the rules. Plus Alvaro Romeo tells us about Ronald Koeman’s bow as Barcelona manager. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Man City 2-5 Leicester (04m 00s) • PART 2: West Ham win + handball insanity (16m 30s) • PART 3: The rest of the weekend’s action (33m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 5: Alvaro Romeo on debuts for Koeman & Suarez (54m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/09/201h 5m

Snakeskin shoes

Will the visit of Wolves be West Ham’s best chance of a Premier League win before November? And is David Moyes better off managing remotely? Plus why Crystal Palace v Everton is the game of the weekend. Liverpool take on Arsenal on Monday night, a fixture that evokes many memories – Arshavin, Owen and of course the Makita Tournament. We also discuss Ryan Reynolds's proposed takeover of Wrexham and why football shouldn’t still be going past the 10 o’clock news. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Goals and penalties galore (01m 30s) • PART 2: Previewing Saturday’s Premier League action (05m 00s) • PART 3a: Ryan Reynolds taking over Wrexham? (21m 00s) • PART 3b: Previewing Sunday’s Premier League action (23m 30s) • PART 4: Liverpool v Arsenal preview & past memories (43m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 7: Goalkeepers and the offside law (57m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/09/201h 2m

Messi of the middle class

Bayern continue to look unbeatable as they batter Schalke but it’s Dortmund that have us all excited with their all-English front 4. Andrea Pirlo makes a winning start to management as Juventus see off Sampdoria.  Is Aaron Ramsey set to flourish under the new coach? PSG are back to winning ways in Ligue 1 but it’s the continued controversy from Le Classique which still dominates the headlines. And in Spain, Real Madrid can’t score, unlike Iago Aspas – Liverpool laughing stock, Celta Vigo legend. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Bayern 8-0 Schalke + Super Cup preview (05m 00s) • PART 2: Juventus 3-0 Sampdoria (15m 00s) • PART 3: Dortmund 3-0 Monchengladbach (27m 00s) • PART 4: Le Classique fall-out continues (33m 00s) • PART 5a: An ode to Aspas + other La Liga news (40m 30s) • PART 5b: Rennes win again + Parma’s new American owners (50m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 45s) • PART 7: Your questions (57m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/09/201h 5m

Demo version of FIFA

Chelsea’s really nice lads are taken apart by the champions. Liverpool’s front three have started the season on fire. And now they’ve got Thiago. Zaha refuses to sulk and rips apart Man United. Can Kane become the ultimate creator for Son and Bale? Plus why Calvert-Lewin is the new Pippo Inzaghi. And James Horncastle joins us to talk through our first glimpse of Pirloball. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Chelsea 0-2 Liverpool (04m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd 1-3 Crystal Palace (18m 00s) • PART 3: Southampton 2-5 Tottenham (28m 30s) • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action (37m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: James Horncastle on Pirlo’s managerial debut (54m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/09/201h 1m

It’s jealousy, Rio

Tottenham are on the brink of bringing Gareth Bale back to North London. Are they getting the same player that left in 2013? Can Bale repair his reputation having become a bit of a laughing stock? Chelsea v Liverpool is the headline Premier League fixture, with the champions also signing Thiago from Bayern Munich. Is this a signing to help Liverpool attack the title?  David Preece joins us to debate the major goalkeeping issues of the week – is Kepa being unfairly criticised? Statistically we’re predicting more misery for Moyes at Arsenal and penalties at Old Trafford. And are we getting closer to an infinite penalty shoot-out? Plus the red mist descends in Ligue 1 and Adrian sticks up for Ian Selley. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Bale going back to Spurs (01m 30s) • PART 2: Chelsea v Liverpool preview + Thiago becoming a Red (10m 30s) • PART 3: Kepa keeper analysis with David Preece + Man Utd v Crystal Palace preview (22m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action (40m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 6: Jizz Hornkamp + the Euro news (57m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/09/201h 6m

Money greedy piranha

PSG have lost their first two games after a Classique that saw 5 red cards and continuing controversy. Was it a terrible advert for Ligue 1 or is everyone now excited about a title race in France? La Liga returns as Valencia put all their off-field problems behind them. But why is nobody in Spain buying any players? Similar story in the Bundesliga as we look ahead to the season starting on Friday. Serie A is headlined by Pirlo versus Ranieri. But first, Milan travel to Shamrock Rovers. Plus Alaba, Koulibaly and Captain Tsubasa. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Ligue 1 latest – PSG lose Le Classique (04m 30s) • PART 2: La Liga update – Valencia turn the frown upside down (19m 00s) • PART 3: Transfer talk across Europe (33m 00s) • PART 4: Bundesliga preview – who will finish 2nd? (42m 00s) • PART 5: Serie A preview – the big 7 (48m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (61m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/09/201h 5m

Bone density

Liverpool edge past Leeds in a seven-goal thriller. How did Bielsa’s side give the champions so much trouble? It was a less successful weekend for the other promoted sides. With so much economic uncertainty, will West Brom and Fulham save some money and accept relegation? Exciting Everton earn a statement victory at Spurs. But it’s not all bad news for Tottenham as Alex Morgan joins the WSL. Plus we preview Monday’s action. And will a Premier League side ever score 10? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Are you not entertained? (02m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool 4-3 Leeds (05m 00s) • PART 3: Fulham 0-3 Arsenal, West Ham 0-2 Newcastle & Palace 1-0 Southampton (16m 00s) • PART 4: Tottenham 0-1 Everton & West Brom 0-3 Leicester (25m 00s) • PART 5: Sheff Utd v Wolves & Brighton v Chelsea previews (33m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s) • PART 7: Morgan to Spurs and a Cardona cracker (44m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/09/2051m 33s

I never fell out of a tree

Leeds return to the Premier League with a trip to Anfield on Saturday. Can Bielsa’s side spring a huge upset at the home of the champions? And what are the prospects of fellow promoted clubs Fulham and West Brom? We study the mutiny of Mark Noble as West Ham prepare to face a Newcastle side doing some good business in the transfer market. And who’s the most underrated club heading into this Premier League season? Plus Watkins, All Or Nothing, Nicky Butt and an eagle-less Selhurst Park. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: T-shirt lines (01m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool v Leeds preview with Phil Hay (05m 00s) • PART 3: Fulham v Arsenal preview (16m 00s) • PART 4: West Ham v Newcastle preview with Benji Lanyado (23m 00s) • PART 5: The Spurs doc & the rest of the Premier League weekend (34m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 00s) • PART 7: Nations League round-up (53m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/09/2059m 12s

Arrow in the flesh

The domestic seasons across the continent are on the horizon. Except for in France where they’ve been back for a few weeks. With PSG’s disrupted start to the season, can Lyon challenge for the title? They might have to do it without Memphis Depay who could be on his way to Barcelona as part of Ronald’s revolution. But there’s an exodus at Valencia as their prize assets head for the door. Luis Suarez is on his way to Turin to join Juventus. Can Pirlo win the Scudetto in his first campaign in management? Plus Germany aren’t enjoying the Nations League.  And Spain have found a new superstar in Ansu Fati. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Nations League round-up (01m 00s) • PART 2: Life in Ligue 1 - can Lyon challenge for the title? (10m 30s) • PART 3: Transfer dealings in Italy & Germany (21m 00s) • PART 4: La Liga latest – Messi mess and the Valencia exodus (39m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 00s) • PART 6: Your questions (53m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/09/201h 0m

George Costanza style

Part 1 of our Premier League preview focuses on the top end. Can Liverpool find the motivation to go again in the title race? Is Pep under pressure to save his reputation? Has Lampard been given a title-winning side in the transfer window? Across Merseyside, The Athletic’s Greg O’Keeffe fills us in on Everton’s spending spree, headlined by James Rodriguez – the biggest signing in the Toffees’ Premier League history? Plus Thiago Silva’s oxygen machine, players that managers love and finding joy in the Nations League through the Faroe Islands. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Noble and co kick-off at West Ham (04m 00s) • PART 2: Premier League preview – the title race (08m 00s) • PART 3a: Premier League preview – the North London clubs (23m 00s) • PART 3b: Everton’s spending spree, with Greg O’Keeffe (32m 00s) • PART 3c: Wolves, Leicester and the rest of the top half (41m 00s) • PART 4: Iceland 0-1 England + the Nations League (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: Lionel Messi staying put, with Alvaro Romeo (55m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/09/201h 4m

Sometimes you just have to nail a Danish pastry

As the Nations League returns to our screens the team give you the lowdown on all the key matches happening this weekend, and Gibraltar v San Marino. We ask whether Jack Grealish fits into Gareth Southgate's system and if his versatility is a double edged sword? Plus we opine on the first three episodes of All or Nothing  The Mourinho Show, The Athletic's James McNicholas tells us about Arsenal's latest signing and if there will be any more movement at the Emirates, and we learn about Michael Owen's IPA. That and so much more. Here's what to expect RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Intros in Welsh, Cliche, and Mancunian (01.30) PART 1b - All or Nothing reflection (03.00) PART 2a - England v Iceland preview - does Grealish fit the mould? (08.00) PART 2b - Germany v Spain preview (17.00) PART 2c - Sweden v France preview (20.30) PART 2d - Denmark v Belgium preview (25.00) PART 2e - Wales preview (29.00) PART 2f - Gibraltar v San Marino preview (33.00) PART 2g - Odds (36.40) PART 3a - Pod plugs (39.00) PART 3b - How van de Beek fits in at United (39.30) PART 3c - Arsenal transfer news with James McNicholas (42.30) PART 3d - Watford’s young upstarts (49.00) PART 3e - Michael Owen’s IPA (50.10) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/09/2051m 33s

The common touch

Lionel Messi handed in a transfer request at the Camp Nou. Is he Manchester City bound? Has he burnt all bridges with Barca? England’s squad was announced amid a backdrop of Harry Maguire’s arrest in Greece. But will Gareth Southgate ever pick Jack Grealish? Chelsea’s spending spree continues apace with Havertz still to come. Eze, Doherty and Rodrigo represent some of the week’s tasty signings. Are Van De Beek and James Rodriguez soon to follow? Arsenal claim the curtain-raising silverware at Wembley as Aubameyang shows his worth against a Liverpool midfield crying out for Thiago. And Chelsea Women claim the Community Shield despite Sam Kerr doing her Fernando Torres impression. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Arsenal win the men’s Community Shield (01m 00s) • PART 2: Chelsea win the women’s Community Shield, with Katie Whyatt (14m 00s) • PART 3: Messi divorce from Barcelona, with Alvaro Romeo (22m 00s) • PART 4a: Transfer tittle tattle, as Chelsea launch into spending spree (33m 30s) • PART 4b: Maguire, Grealish and Southgate’s England squad (48m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 30s) • PART 6: Mourinho - documentary superstar (57m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/08/201h 5m

Roll the loaded dice

Bayern are kings of Europe for a 6th time. How do they keep getting away with it defensively? Has Hansi Flick turned them into Germany 2014? And could Koeman do the same at Barcelona? As for the losers PSG, do they have what it takes to remain at Europe’s top table? And will Thomas Tuchel be ushered aside for Allegri or Pochettino? Plus we review the last fortnight, illuminated by the likes of Lyon, Sevilla and Atalanta. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Bayern 1-0 PSG (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Reaction from Julien Laurens (18m 30s) • PART 2: Women’s Champions League latest (24m 00s) • PART 3: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (27m 30s) • PART 4: The best of the last fortnight (29m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/08/2041m 25s

The olive in the martini

Sevilla won the Europa League. It’s what they do. What are the knock-on effects for Inter? Will it be arrivederci Antonio Conte? Enter Allegri? Bayern face PSG for European football’s greatest prize on Sunday night. Can Bayern change their tactical approach? And will PSG show the world that they are truly a team? Elsewhere, will we see Aouar at Arsenal? Thiago Silva at Chelsea? We will certainly be seeing Spezia in Serie A. Plus we pay tribute to football’s finest moustaches. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Sevilla 3-2 Inter with Alvaro Romeo (01m 30s) • PART 2: Transfer news, plus action from Italy & France (22m 30s) • PART 3: Bayern Munich v PSG preview with Rafa Honigstein (30m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 00s) • PART 5: Football’s finest moustaches (46m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/08/2049m 45s

Distinct Khal Drogo stylings

The favourites progress to the final with a 3-0 win over Lyon. But did Bayern’s defensive vulnerability show that they are ripe for the picking by PSG on Sunday? The panel play tribute to Gnabry, Davies and ask who at Lyon is the hottest property in this transfer window. Inter take on Sevilla in the Europa League final on Friday. Inter look strong on paper but as Colin Millar tells us, savvy Sevilla are basically unstoppable in the Europa League. And Katie Whyatt looks ahead to the last 8 of the women’s Champions League, where fans in England will probably be cheering on Lyon over Arsenal. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Bayern 3-0 Lyon (01m 30s) • PART 2: Inter v Sevilla preview with Colin Millar (16m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 4: Women’s Champions League preview with Katie Whyatt (29m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/08/2041m 40s

There's an omen looming

As the French champions eased to a 3-0 victory over RB Leipzig, are they more than just a team of superstars? Or are they in fact a team? Julien Laurens and Rafa Honigstein join us once more ahead of the second France v Germany semi final and ask can Julien dream of an all French final? Plus are calendar year stats done for good? What went wrong with Pep and Man City - our tactical maestro has his say? And did we forget about anyone? RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Tournament thoughts (01.30) PART 2:  PSG superstars can RB Leipzig (04.30) PART 3a: Bayern v Lyon preview with Rafa Honigstein and Julien Laurens (14.30) PART 3b: Preview part two with Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander (26.00) PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 40s) Part 5 - Further Man City analysis with Michael Cox (31.30) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/08/2038m 13s

Not the face

Inter sweep aside Shakhtar to book a final date with Sevilla. Have Inter fans got their club back and can Conte finally strike it lucky in Europe? Julien Laurens and Rafa Honigstein join us ahead of a huge Champions League semi-final on Tuesday. Leipzig v PSG. Nagelsmann v Tuchel. Mbappe v Upamecano. It looks like Barcelona legend Ronald Koeman could become the next manager at the Camp Nou. Alvaro Romeo tells us about a potentially underwhelming short-term appointment. Plus Sasha’s Sergio Rico dossier and a lesson on Napoleon and Franco-Prussian history. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Inter 5-0 Shakhtar (01m 30s) • PART 2: Leipzig v PSG preview with Rafa Honigstein & Julien Laurens (13m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (33m 00s) • PART 4: Ronald Koeman – Barcelona boss? With Alvaro Romeo (34m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/08/2046m 34s

Outstanding in their field

Manchester United lose the semi-final to Europa League juggernauts Sevilla, with some shoddy defending and sloppy finishing. Is the big problem that they lack a ruthless striker? And was it Romelu Lukaku? His current club Inter face Shakhtar in the other semi, a club steeped in Welsh tradition. The French season is set to restart this weekend but unfortunately it might be curtailed by Covid-19. Plus can we picture Lionel Messi in a new shirt? Or will he be managed at Barca next season by Ronald Koeman? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Sevilla 2-1 Man Utd (01m 00s) • PART 2: Ligue 1 returns – or will it? (19m 00s) • PART 3: Inter Milan v Shakhtar Donetsk preview (26m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (33m 00s) • PART 5: Can we see Messi anywhere but Barca? (34m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/08/2042m 15s

Too many vowels

Lyon upset Man City with a 3-1 win in Lisbon to become the 2nd French team to progress to the semi-finals. Julien Laurens tells us about a manager rebuilding his reputation and a club run the right way. But what about City after a familiar tale of VAR and Pep overthinking his tactics? Where next for Guardiola, who is failing to do what he was brought in to do. Colin Millar joins us to discuss Man United’s Europa League opponents. Are Sevilla in better shape than knackered United? And Katie Whyatt fills us in on England’s new manager Sarina Wiegman. Will history judge Phil Neville too harshly? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Man City 1-3 Lyon (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Julien Laurens with the Lyon view (07m 30s) • PART 1c: The Pep post-mortem (14m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd v Sevilla preview with Colin Millar (26m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36m 30s) • PART 4: England appoint Wiegman with Katie Whyatt (37m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/08/2047m 15s

Gary Neville against West Brom

Bayern Munich shock the world with an 8-2 victory over Barcelona to progress to the Champions League semi-finals. It looks like the end of a generation for many at Barca. How did we get here and who had one of the worst games that Jules has ever seen?   Up next for Bayern, it’s Man City or Lyon. Will City take the French side lightly? And will Foden be the focal point for Pep’s men? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Barcelona 2-8 Bayern (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Rafa Honigstein with the Bayern view (14m 00s) • PART 1c: Alvaro Romeo with the Barca view (18m 00s) • PART 2: Man City v Lyon preview with Sam Lee (25m 30s) • PART 3: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 00s) • PART 4: Willian is a Gooner (36m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/08/201h 20m

Shouting in the middle of the ocean

Leipzig upset the odds and knock out Atletico Madrid to reach the semi-finals. How big a night was this for their managerial prodigy Julian Nagelsmann? Did Simeone sell his side short? And are we about to enter a decade of Spanish malaise in Europe? It could get worse before it gets better as Barcelona prepare for Bayern Munich in Friday’s quarter-final. The German champions have a treble in their sights, just as they did when they romped past Barca in 2013. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Leipzig 2-1 Atletico (02m 00s) • PART 2: Bayern Munich v Barcelona preview (16m 00s) • PART 3: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 4: Your questions (29m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/08/2034m 38s

A uniquely moist experience

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Atalanta 1 - 2 PSG  (01m 00s)  • PART 2: A word for the vanquished (12m 30s) • PART 3: RB Leipzig v Atlético Madrid preview - with Rafa Honigstein (17m 300s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (25m 10s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/08/2027m 48s

Squirt emoji

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Sevilla 1 - 0 Wolves (01m 30s)  • PART 2a: Shakhtar 4 - 1 Basel (10m 40s) • PART 2b: Russian round-up (17m 00s) • PART 3: PSG v Atalanta mega preview (24m 40s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/08/2040m 8s

Prince of trigonometry

United progress to the semi’s after extra time despite an incredible performance from the Copenhagen keeper. But are the likes of Rashford and Fernandes flagging? Inter join them in the last 4, dispatching Leverkusen with more comfort than the score line suggests. Did they finally put in a performance that Antonio Conte can be proud of? And is Lukaku the leader of this team? We preview Wolves and their biggest European game for 48 years. Do they have a chance against Sevilla?   Plus Atletico’s positive coronavirus tests, Sancho, and oily legs. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Man Utd 1-0 Copenhagen (02m 00s) • PART 2: Inter 2-1 Leverkusen with James Horncastle (08m 30s)  • PART 3: Wolves v Sevilla preview & the Atletico Covid cases with Alvaro Romeo (18m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 00s) • PART 5: Shakhtar v Basel preview (31m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/08/2033m 52s

Banking and smoking

Juventus shock the football world by sacking Maurizio Sarri and then replacing him with Andrea Pirlo in the same day. Can Pirlo handle a daunting first job in management? And is Sarri better off without the Old Lady? Polite Napoli say goodbye to the Champions League and their front 3 as Barcelona win an eventful 2nd leg 3-1 at the Camp Nou. But the panel didn’t see much to suggest Barca can handle Bayern Munich and a rampant Robert Lewandowski in the quarter-finals. Plus Niels Harild joins us to look ahead to a huge game for Copenhagen – their Europa League quarter-final with Manchester United on Monday. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Barcelona 3-1 Napoli (03m 00s) • PART 2: Juventus sack Sarri and pick Pirlo (14m 00s)  • PART 3: Man Utd v Copenhagen preview with Niels Harild (22m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (27m 30s) • PART 5: Inter v Leverkusen preview (28m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/08/2035m 52s

Luxury Kevin Davies

Manchester City sweep aside Real Madrid in possibly their biggest European statement yet. Alvaro Romeo assesses whether Real need a revamp to become a Champions League force again Duncan Alexander, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle watch Juventus crash out to Lyon on away goals. Do the Old Lady rely on Ronaldo too much? And is Maurizio Sarri on borrowed time? Rafa Honigstein is in Munich where Bayern are looking to avoid another miraculous Chelsea performance in their backyard. Plus why Barca need to turn to the new blood and why Pixar need to pull their finger out. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Man City 2-1 Real Madrid (02m 30s) • PART 2: Lyon knock Juventus out with Julien Laurens & James Horncastle (11m 00s)  • PART 3: Bayern Munich v Chelsea preview with Raphael Honigstein (21m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 00s) • PART 5: Barcelona v Napoli preview (29m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/08/2037m 29s

Deliberate ego

Wolves squeak past Olympiakos into a European quarter-final. Up next, a sumptuous Sevilla who dispatch Roma 2-0. Are Lopetegui’s men the best side we’ve seen so far this week? Man City prepare for their match up with Real Madrid. Is it he who scores first wins? And can Pep slay his Champions League demons? Will Cristiano fire Juve past Lyon single-handedly? Away from Europe, Arsenal have courted controversy with mass redundancies. Does the scrapping of several scouts feed a transfer policy dictated by one agent? Also sporting directors on the bench - a very modern football evil. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Wolves 1-0 Olympiakos (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Sevilla 2-0 Roma with Colin Millar (08m 00s)  • PART 2: Arsenal redundancies with The Athletic’s James McNicholas (20m 00s) • PART 3: Man City v Real Madrid preview (29m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 00s) • PART 5: Juventus v Lyon preview (36m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/08/2042m 34s

Cooks you slowly

Inter Milan and Manchester United progress to the last 8 of the Europa League - can anyone stop them meeting in the final? It could very well be Leverkusen. We reminisce about their previous competition win when they came from 3-0 down to eviscerate Espanyol. There’s a look ahead to the Monchi derby and Wolves’s contest with the Arsenal-conquering Olympiacos. Plus Real’s greatest keeper retires and why Man City have a bargain in Ferran Torres RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Inter 2-0 Getafe (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Man Utd 2-1 LASK with The Athletic’s Laurie Whitwell (08m 30s)  • PART 2a: Casillas retires and Torres joins City (16m 30s) • PART 2b: A look ahead to Man City v Real & Atalanta v PSG (23m 30s) • PART 3a: Leverkusen’s 88 UEFA Cup win revisited (26m 30s) • PART 3b: Sevilla v Roma preview (30m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36m 30s) • PART 5: Wolves v Olympiacos preview with The Athletic’s Tim Spiers (37m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/08/2044m 48s

Non-original pirate material

Arsenal are FA Cup winners once again with Aubameyang proving he is world class. With questions surrounding his future, are there any viable suitors for him? And should defeated Chelsea save the money for Kai Havertz and buy some defenders? We look ahead to the return of the Europa League and the Champions League this week – a big midweek for Sarri and Weghorst. The Bees face the Cottagers for a place in the Premier League. Who will prevail? Newcomers Brentford or everyone’s favourite away day in Fulham? Eddie Howe leaves his beloved Bournemouth. But will a lack of charisma rule him out of Premier League employment? And The Athletic’s Chris Waugh fills us in on Newcastle’s collapsed takeover. Plus Sancho, Callejon and Conte kicking off again. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea (02m 00s) • PART 2: Brentford v Fulham preview with the Beesotted and Fulhamish podcasts (18m 00s)  • PART 3a: Eddie Howe leaves Bournemouth (25m 30s) • PART 3b: Newcastle’s takeover collapses, with The Athletic’s Chris Waugh (31m 00s) • PART 4: A look ahead to the return of the Champions League & Europa League (41m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: Your tweets (55m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/08/201h 6m

Multi-goal ding-dong tussle

Arsenal take on Chelsea this Saturday in the FA Cup final. With each side’s attacking strengths and defensive weaknesses, could we be in for a classic? It’s time to look back at the Premier League season just gone and do the end of season awards thing. Were we too harsh on Newcastle and not harsh enough on Norwich? We discuss our favourite moments and characters from 2019/20. Silva, Djenepo, Morrison - all the key figures. Plus Brentford on their way to Wembley and the joys of an uncomfortable ground. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Watford looking at Lucarelli? (01m 00s) • PART 2: Arsenal v Chelsea FA Cup final preview (03m 30s)  • PART 3: Brentford on their way to Wembley (15m 30s) • PART 4: End of season awards (22m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (38m 00s) • PART 6: Our hottest takes on this season and next (40m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/07/2051m 7s

So it was all Pogba

Juventus win their 9th title in a row, a Scudetto that’s received more criticism than celebration. Are we wrong to be underwhelmed by Maurizio Sarri, the coach who never had anything handed to him? Who can dethrone the Old Lady next season? How will Pippo Inzaghi’s Benevento fare? And what does VAR have against Sassuolo? PSG are back and back winning domestic silverware, warming up for Atalanta in a cup final that sees a career-ending tackle on Kylian Mbappe. Not like that. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Juventus make it 9 in a row (02m 00s) • PART 2: PSG win the Coupe De France, with Julien Laurens (13m 00s)  • PART 3: The contenders to beat Juve to the title next season? (23m 00s) • PART 4: Sassuolo’s VAR woes & Pippo Inzaghi returns to Serie A (31m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:  • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/07/2038m 50s

Who’s laughing now?

Bournemouth are victorious but go down with Watford as Villa stay up. Was it Grealish’s last game at Villa? Was it Howe’s final match as Bournemouth boss? And which teams will be battling relegation next season? Manchester United and Chelsea qualify for the Champions League but it’s time to pay tribute to the individual achievements of Vardy, De Bruyne, Sterling and Potter. Plus Leighton Baines’ Morrissey knowledge, the Bellingham debate and how Middlesbrough used to sign players. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: The final day as it happened (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Leicester 0-2 Man Utd (07m 00s)  • PART 2: Chelsea 2-0 Wolves with Matt Davies-Adams (13m 30s) • PART 3: Villa survive as Bournemouth and Watford go down (18m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the action on the final day (33m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 00s) • PART 6: Nick Miller on Swansea 1-0 Brentford and Harrogate get to Wembley (49m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/07/2057m 42s

Oh Kepa!

The Champions League chase goes down to the wire as Leicester take on Man Utd. Big game for the Foxes – and for Brendan Rodgers. The battle to beat the drop is just as exciting, as Aston Villa look to launch their own great escape. Are Watford heading for a reunion with Luton?   The Championship reached a sensational conclusion. There’s not much sympathy for Forest in the pod. Plus Team Ings, non-diving Burnley and an incredible Man City penalty prediction. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Liverpool 5-3 Chelsea (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Man Utd 1-1 West Ham and the race for the top 4 (12m 30s) • PART 2a: Aston Villa’s battle to beat the drop with Dan Bardell from the 1874 podcast (27m 30s) • PART 2b: Watford & Bournemouth’s survival prospects (33m 00s) • PART 3: The rest of the weekend’s Premier League fixtures (41m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 30s) • PART 5: A crazy final night in the Championship (49m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/07/2058m 3s

Fort Boyard

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: No Ballon d’Or! (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Juventus 2 - 1 Lazio (05m 00s) • PART 2b: Real’s 34th title and ZZ love (11m 20s) • PART 3a: Niko Kovac comes to Monaco and the return of (Jorge) Jesus (19m 30s)  • PART 3b: The end of La Liga and Deportivo down to the third tier (29m 50s) • PART 4a: Serie A round-up (47m 00s) • PART 4b: Meet Başakşehir, new champions of Turkey - with Yordi Yamali (57m 00s)  • PART 5: Your tweets and questions (64m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/07/201h 7m

Culturally notorious

It’s an Arsenal Chelsea final in the FA Cup as London reigns over Manchester. Did Solskjaer prioritise the league over the cup with his selection? And after some more high-profile De Gea errors, can Henderson be denied his spot at Old Trafford any longer? The panel discuss how Arsenal exposed City’s weak link and whether the lack of fans helps the Gunners play out from the back. Also - why Watford, why? Nigel Pearson becomes the 3rd manager to bite the dust at Vicarage Road this season, with just 2 games to go. Leeds are back in the big time once again. The Athletic’s Phil Hay joins us to detail 16 years of hurt. Elsewhere, did West Ham get it right with Moyes? Is Howe a broken man? Does Rodgers suffer from a lack of appreciation? And is it time to point the finger at Farke? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 2-0 Man City (10m 00s)  • PART 2a: Watford sack Nigel Pearson, with Mike Parkin of the From The Rookery End podcast (21m 30s) • PART 2b: The relegation battle (28m 30s) • PART 3: Tottenham 3-0 Leicester (34m 30s) • PART 4a: Leeds promoted to the Premier League, with The Athletic’s Phil Hay (40m 00s) • PART 4b: The Championship nears its conclusion (48m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 00s) • PART 6: Norwich 0-2 Burnley (59m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/07/201h 4m

Like Sammy Kuffour

Arsenal defy the odds and the stats to beat Klopp and co at the Emirates. They may be champions but are this Liverpool side damaging their legacy? From an Arsenal perspective, can they replicate this performance against Manchester City in the FA Cup semi-finals? The Athletic's James McNicholas tells us how vital European qualification is for the Gunners. We check in at Wigan who are making a mockery of their impending 12 point deduction after an 8-0 win over Hull. They look like they’ll be playing Wycombe in the Championship next season. Elsewhere, Wolves let everybody down and Bournemouth performed admirably. Are we in for a fantastic final day? Plus we talk Turkey and Tyldesley. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool (04m 00s) • PART 1b: FA Cup semi-final preview with Gunnerblog (11m 30s)  • PART 1c: Newcastle 1-3 Tottenham (18m 00s) • PART 2: Burnley 1-1 Wolves & Chelsea v Man Utd preview (21m 00s) • PART 3a: Man City 2-1 Bournemouth and the battle at the bottom (28m 00s) • PART 4a: Wigan 8-0 Hull with Paul Kendrick from the Wigan Observer (32m 30s) • PART 4b: Wycombe promoted to the Championship (41m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 30s) • PART 6: Turkey and Tyldesley (48m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/07/2058m 3s

No camaraderie, no sweetness either

The Champions League quarter-finals look lopsided with some big names on one side of the draw. So could this finally be PSG’s year? Man City will be in the running, as they will next season with their European ban overturned. Where does this leave Financial Fair Play and where does it leave UEFA? In Serie A, despite taking just a point from Turin, Atalanta embarrassed Maurizio Sarri’s Juventus on Saturday. Did they prove themselves to be the best team in Italy? Real Madrid should win La Liga in the next week, with Gareth Bale catching forty winks in the stands. Luis Miguel Echegaray of Sports Illustrated gives us the latest from MLS where they're trying to restart in the coronavirus hotbed that is Florida. Plus the cup of losers and the evergreen Goran Pandev. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Tragedy strikes the Aurier family (01m 00s) • PART 2: Man City’s European ban is overturned (03m 30s)  • PART 3: Champions League draw reaction (14m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A review – be afraid of Atalanta (24m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – Bale works on his tan (37m 00s) • PART 6: Europa League draw reaction (47m 00s) • PART 7: Luis Miguel Echegaray on attempts to restart MLS (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:  • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/07/201h 5m

Backup for wooden barns

Norwich are relegated but the other 4 in the bottom 5 are all victorious, including an incredible turnaround as Bournemouth batter Leicester. What has happened to the Foxes? Sheffield United smash Chelsea as their bid for European football gathers pace. Is the job Chris Wilder’s doing amongst the best in Premier League history? Tottenham win the North London derby. Charlie Eccleshare joins us to determine whether that will silence the doubters. And Carl Anka is uniquely positioned to look ahead to Man United versus Southampton. Elsewhere, have teams figured out how to play against Liverpool in 2020? And are Brighton actually safe yet? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Bournemouth 4-1 Leicester (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Villa, Watford and West Ham also win (08m 00s)  • PART 2a: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal with Charlie Eccleshare (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Liverpool 1-1 Burnley & Brighton 0-5 Man City (26m 00s) • PART 3: Sheff Utd 3-0 Chelsea (31m 30s) • PART 4a: Wolves 3-0 Everton (41m 00s) • PART 4b: Man Utd v Southampton preview with Carl Anka (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 6: Handballs and The Championship (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/07/2057m 50s

Control of the Stokenchurch bypass

It’s the North London derby on Sunday as Tottenham and Arsenal compete for bragging rights and not much else? And how much are the Amazon film crew to credit for an extraordinary season at Spurs? After a busy midweek, we ask should Willian have done a Di Canio for Chelsea? The panel have a heated debate about David Silva’s supposed greatness and how does Dyche keep delivering for Burnley? Duncan gives us the lowdown on his beloved Wycombe ahead of their League One play-off final with Oxford. Plus Pearson’s attempted great escape, the crazy French transfer window and Big Ron’s big lasagne. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Crystal Palace 2-3 Chelsea (02m 30s) • PART 1b: North London derby preview (12m 00s)  • PART 2: The Golden Boot race, the great David Silva debate and the use of 5 subs (20m 00s) • PART 3: Watford’s survival bid with Mike Parkin of the From The Rookery End podcast (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Wycombe on their way to Wembley (44m 00s) • PART 4b: A look ahead to the weekend’s Premier League action (49m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s) • PART 6: A round up from around Europe (55m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/07/201h 2m

They want a name on that bench

Bayern complete the double with victory in the Pokal. Will Lewandowski win the Ballon D’Or? Will Thiago be at Liverpool next season? The title race could well be over in Italy as Cristiano finally scores a free-kick. But could Daniele De Rossi be moving into management? It’s 1-0 Real Madrid thanks to Ramos once again – are they becoming Atletico 2.0? Plus big business being done at Lille and how Benfica blew the title in Portugal. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bayern do the double in Germany (03m 30s)  • PART 3: Barcelona ease the pressure as Griezmann shines (09m 00s) • PART 4: Juve close in on a 9th Serie A title in a row (18m 00s) • PART 5: Benfica blow the title, with Carlos Santos (24m 00s) • PART 6: Ramos leads Real towards another Championship (29m 00s) • PART 7: Bellingham is bound for Dortmund (37m 00s) • PART 8: Elsewhere in Serie A + your tweets (41m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:  • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/07/2059m 7s

Dispensing tactical justice

Southampton stun Man City as Liverpool labour to victory over Villa. Brighton seem safe but it looks like bye-bye Bournemouth. All because of the recruitment. Arsenal are playing Arteta-taka but would they be better off out of Europe? And how many of this season’s Chelsea team will be at Stamford Bridge next season? Plus Grealish, Greenwood and the tactics truck remembered. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Southampton 1-0 Man City & Liverpool 2-0 Aston Villa (02m 00s) • PART 2: Man Utd 5-2 Bournemouth (16m 30s)  • PART 3: The race for the top 5 and the rest of the Premier League action (29m 00s) • PART 4: Your tweets and the situation at Wigan (48m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 00s) • PART 6: Good Mourinho Bad Mourinho (57m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/07/201h 2m

Pep might wash his jet

West Ham shock Chelsea in a thrilling London derby. The Hammers move up to 30 points – could that be enough to stay up? And how worried should Frank Lampard be about that performance? Laurie Whitwell joins us as we learn to love Manchester United. And in particular, Bruno Fernandes. Will Wolves gate-crash the top 4? Are Bournemouth prepared for relegation? Because they probably should be. We get down to business as The Athletic’s Matt Slater breaks down the latest on Newcastle’s takeover, Wigan’s administration and other possible point deductions Plus goalkeepers turned managers and Sean Dyche jet washing stuff. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: West Ham 3-2 Chelsea (03m 00s) • PART 2: Wolves v Arsenal preview (11m 00s)  • PART 3: Brighton 0-3 Man Utd with Laurie Whitwell (18m 00s) • PART 4: Bleak for Bournemouth and maybe for Burnley (28m 30s) • PART 5a: Business time – Matt Slater on events at Newcastle, Wigan & Derby/Sheffield Wednesday (37m 30s) • PART 5b: Goalkeepers turned managers (49m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 00s) • PART 7: A look ahead to the weekend’s Premier League action (54m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/07/2059m 54s

Susceptible to a bit of flattery

It was a terrible week for Barcelona in La Liga as they lose ground and Messi loses respect. But everyone’s talking about those assists from Benzema and Cazorla. It was a dramatic weekend of Bundesliga action as Hamburg somehow conspire to stay. In the second tier. Should have signed up Jurgen Klopp. We also examine all the transfer action, including Barcelona’s Pjanic buy as Arthur joins Juve, with Hakimi set to sign for Inter. Are Atalanta a team to be feared in the last 8 of the Champions League? And could they be Serie A winners next season? Is there anything to talk about in French football? Yes, there are cup finals to be played, with actual fans in attendance? And with Ribery shining once again, Robben comes out of retirement. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Final day of the Bundesliga – Hamburg horror show as Bremen battle back (03m 30s)  • PART 3: La Liga latest – Barca reach boiling point (16m 00s) • PART 4: Transfer news and the latest from Serie A (29m 00s) • PART 5: PSG try to get match-fit in France (40m 00s) • PART 6: More of your questions and the return of Robben (48m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:  • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/06/2057m 5s

Pied Piper march

It was a weekend of quarter-final football, as well as Premier League action, where we possibly learnt more about the losers than the winners. Could declining Leicester miss out on the top 4 or even the top 6? Why is Grealish no longer a threat? And what does Tierney’s Tesco bag say about him as a player? Tom and Natalie give us the latest from France and Brazil where football will be starting up again too late and too early. Plus the excitement of watching Man United, massive insects and getting blocked by footballers on Twitter. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Leicester 0-1 Chelsea (04m 00s) • PART 2: Arsenal, Man Utd & Man City progress to the semi-finals (13m 00s)  • PART 3: On This Day – June 29th (29m 00s) • PART 4a: Aston Villa 0-1 Wolves & Watford 1-3 Southampton (33m 00s) • PART 4b: A look ahead to the midweek Premier League fixtures (39m 30s) • PART 4c: The state of play in France and Brazil (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 00s) • PART 6: The latest from the Championship (54m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/06/2059m 32s

And now it’s there

With the help of Duncan Alexander, Rory Smith and devoted Red Sasha Goryunov, we react to the end of one of the most famous sporting droughts. What will it mean for Liverpool in the future? Is it dampened by the circumstances of the pandemic? The Athletic’s Michael Cox and Rafa Honigstein discuss where this team and manager stand in the pantheon of the greats. And Oliver Kay discusses what led to 30 years of hurt last time they were crowned champions. An era where Liverpool eventually got professional, after Robbie Williams. And some Tekken 2. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Reaction on Merseyside with Rory Smith (02m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool by the numbers (05m 30s) • PART 3: The story of the season with Michael Cox, Rafa Honigstein and Neil Atkinson from The Anfield Wrap (08m 00s) • PART 4: The Athletic’s Oliver Kay on where it went wrong last time (13m 30s) • PART 5: What next for Liverpool? (18m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/06/2027m 27s

60 million pounds of nothing

Liverpool wipe the floor with Palace and could be champions by Thursday night. Man City’s game with Burnley was overshadowed by a White Lives Matter banner flown by plane. We discuss one of the most depressing moments of the season. We also look ahead to the FA Cup quarter-finals and try to answer some questions posed by the Premier League midweek. Is Solskjaer laying the foundations for the next Manchester United manager? Do West Ham make good players bad? Are Arsenal mad? Plus Foden, Messi and James Horncastle on thrilling blows in the Serie A title race for Inter and Lazio. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Happy birthday Lionel Messi (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Liverpool 4-0 Crystal Palace (05m 30s)  • PART 2b: A bad week at Burnley with The Athletic’s Andy Jones (10m 30s) • PART 3: Man City 5-0 Burnley and the rest of the week’s Premier League action (23m 40s) • PART 4: A conversation on representation within sports media (41m 00s) • PART 5: FA Cup quarter-final and Premier League preview (49m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 00s) • PART 7: Euro news and Serie A with James Horncastle (57m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/06/201h 2m

Emotion escaping from somebody’s body

No doubt that it was a dour derby on Merseyside but the weekend prompted plenty of questions. Did Mourinho get it wrong with his tactics? Are Arsenal done as a top 5 team? And have water breaks become a tactical turning point? The pendulum swings back in Real Madrid’s favour in La Liga as Alvaro Romeo explains. And we relive that Pearce penalty – one panellist’s favourite moment in football history. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Everton 0-0 Liverpool with Julien Laurens (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Tottenham 1-1 Man United (11m 00s)  • PART 2b: Brighton 2-1 Arsenal (19m 30s) • PART 3: A look at the rest of the Premier League weekend (25m 40s) • PART 4: This day in football history, midweek PL fixtures & the weekend in the Championship (36m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 30s) • PART 6: Euro news and La Liga with Alvaro Romeo (47m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/06/2059m 25s

Beginning to age disgracefully

It’s an evening of firsts in England with the first Premier League games behind closed doors and the first failure of goal-line technology. Hawk-eye denies Sheffield United a clear goal. Should Villa have let the Blades score? Man City sweep aside the Gunners as the definitive David Luiz performance offers an unwelcome distraction for Arsenal fans. We look ahead to a packed Premier League weekend. The Athletic’s Charlie Eccleshare explains why Tottenham fans might be feeling optimistic ahead of their clash with Manchester United. Plus there’s the Merseyside derby and why West Ham are the club to watch for the remainder of this season. And James Horncastle reviews Napoli’s Coppa Italia final win over Juventus. A season in Naples that began with mutiny and will end with silverware. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Goal-line technology fails at Villa Park (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Man City 3-0 Arsenal (12m 00s)  • PART 2a: Tottenham v Man Utd preview with The Athletic’s Charlie Eccleshare (22m 00s) • PART 2b: A look ahead to the Premier League weekend (31m 00s) • PART 3: Merseyside derby preview (42m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 00s) • PART 5: Napoli win the Coppa Italia with James Horncastle (48m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/06/2057m 21s

Blurry masses

With the 2019/20 season set to get back underway on Wednesday, we look at the key talking points still to be resolved. What records can Liverpool break? Is it a race for the top 5? The Athletic’s Sam Lee gives his thoughts on Man City’s prospects in court. Elsewhere, will we see the best of Arteta and Mourinho now they’ve had a pre-season? Which squads are the most replenished due to the season being paused for 3 months? And is this the strongest group of teams at the bottom of the Premier League ever? Alvaro Romeo talks us through La Liga’s return, where the fans made a real impact. Both the virtual ones and the real ones. And James Horncastle previews Wednesday’s Coppa Italia final where Maurizio Sarri takes on the club that made him famous. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: The headlines from around Europe – and an announcement to make (04m 30s) • PART 2: The return of the Premier League, in quiz form (09m 00s)  • PART 3: A look at Liverpool and The Athletic’s Sam Lee on Man City’s hopes in court (13m 00s) • PART 4: The race for the top 5 (20m 00s) • PART 5: The battle to beat the drop (35m 00s) • PART 6: James Horncastle previews the Coppa Italia final + the latest from the Bundesliga (41m 00s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 00s) • PART 8: Alvaro Romeo reviews the weekend in La Liga (53m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/06/201h 0m

Classic embarrassing move

2004/05 saw a Champions League winner that finished level on points with Bolton. Rafa Benitez’s Liverpool went on an incredible journey to Istanbul. But Carlo Ancelotti’s Milan were 3-0 up at half-time. What happened next? It got emotional. Modern day Milan are in action as Italian football returns with the Coppa Italia semi-finals. Can Sarri scoop up some silverware? La Liga also returns. Can Barcelona put the bad headlines behind them and beat Real in the title race? And would missing out on the Champions League be catastrophic for Atletico? Plus events in Germany and the rise of Berlusconi’s Monza. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: The news from around Europe – Monza Monza (03m 00s) • PART 2: The return of La Liga (08m 00s)  • PART 3: 04/05 Champions League season review (22m 30s) • PART 4: Coppa Italia semi-finals preview (55m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (60m 30s) • PART 6: Bundesliga weekend preview (63m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/06/201h 7m

Let’s just use teletext

The pod travels back 20 years, giving us a chance to bang the Marcus Stewart for England drum, reminisce about Wycombe’s FA Cup run and discuss Daniel’s favourite Premier League goal ever. Modern day football is just as bizarre – how do we feel about zoom crowd celebrations and fake crowd noise? Bayern continue to break records in the Bundesliga and with the return of La Liga around the corner, Colin Millar, author of The Frying Pan of Spain, joins us to look ahead to a truly unique Seville derby And it looks like the Blues have nicked Leipzig star Timo Werner from under the noses of the Reds. What will it mean for Chelsea and what will it mean for Liverpool? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Werner’s potential move to Chelsea, with Rafa Honigstein (02m 00s)  • PART 1b: The Bundesliga weekend – Bayern remain relentless (10m 00s)  • PART 2: WSL call it a day, plus the Seville derby preview with Colin Millar (18m 00s)  • PART 3: Zombie football: 2000/01 Premier League review (28m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/06/2054m 4s

Intellectual doping

03/04 was the making of Mourinho on the world stage and the unravelling of Ranieri at Chelsea. We look back at a campaign that featured a goal-crazy Monaco side, one of Arsenal’s great European nights and Milan’s biggest bottle job. For 12 months at least. In the modern day, everyone’s gearing up to play football. So why not the French? Did Macron have Marseille-based motives? And it’s the showdown you’ve all been waiting for. The grand final of the Inter Totally Cup – Daniel Storey v Michael Cox. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Everyone’s playing football again – apart from France (01m 00s) • PART 2: Daniel Storey v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup Final – part 1 (12m 30s)  • PART 3: 03/04 Champions League season review (21m 00s) • PART 4: Daniel Storey v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup Final – part 2 (55m 00s) • PART 5: Bundesliga weekend preview (59m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (62m 30s) • PART 7: Daniel Storey v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup Final – part 3 (64m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/06/201h 11m

The clang of modern football

The last Premier League season of the century. A time when Roy Keane was player of the year and Phillips and Bridges were banging in them in. The Dons met their Premier League demise while Di Canio scored one of the division’s all-time great goals. Today’s Premier League has been given the green light to restart. And with no positive coronavirus tests in the latest round, are we optimistic that we won’t fail where the Bundesliga has succeeded? Rory Smith joins us to discuss. And speaking of the German top division, Flick’s Bayern continued to purr on Saturday as Sancho and Thuram took a stand on Sunday. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Thoughts on the Premier League restart with Rory Smith (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Zombie football: 1999/00 Premier League review (14m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga round-up – Bayern the best in Europe (41m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/05/2047m 40s

Grass art maniac

The 2002-03 Champions League campaign saw Serie A come roaring back after a few seasons out of the spotlight. Carlo Ancelotti claimed his first Champions League trophy against his old club Juventus. But is it the worst Champions League final ever? Featuring the most illegal penalty saves ever? The season also provided heroics from Newcastle, Nedved and a standing ovation for Ronaldo at Old Trafford. Elsewhere, we look back at the Bundesliga weekend and the implications of Dortmund’s defeat to Bayern Munich, both for Lucien Favre and for the league as a whole. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Dortmund 0-1 Bayern reaction (02m 00s) • PART 2: 02/03 Champions League season review (15m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga weekend preview – Wagner under pressure (49m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 5: Your tweets (58m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/05/201h 4m

Matching pink Ferraris

98/99 brought us the highest quality of title races, John Gregory’s big mouth, and Van Hooijdonk and Di Canio behaving badly. We look back at the second week of Bundesliga action since its return, where home advantage seems to be eradicated. Rafa Honigstein joins us to preview Der Klassiker between the top two. Could a Dortmund defeat lead to a mass exodus for the club’s many stars? And Michael Cox looks to set up an Inter Totally Cup final date with Daniel Storey. Standing in his way…Jack Lang. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Bundesliga round-up – plastic fans and away wins aplenty (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Dortmund v Bayern preview with Rafa Honigstein (06m 00s)  • PART 2: Michael Cox v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s)  • PART 3: Zombie football: 1998/99 Premier League review – part 1 (22m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1998/99 Premier League review – part 2 (35m 30s) • PART 5: Michael Cox v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (51m 00s)      GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/05/2058m 52s

Sausage factory owner

The 01/02 campaign saw Real Madrid win their 9th European Cup at the expense of Bayer Leverkusen, who knocked out all three English clubs on the way to the final. It was the first season of Xavi at Barca and Zidane at Real. When we were mad on metatarsals and Las Ketchup, and Hoeness was hunting down Honigstein Today’s Bundesliga is back up and running. Will 2020’s Leverkusen serve up another goal-fest against Monchengladbach? And it’s the first leg of the second semi-final of the Inter Totally Cup – Jack Lang versus Michael Cox. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: The state of play in England, Scotland and Germany (01m 00s) • PART 2: Jack Lang v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (12m 30s)  • PART 3: 01/02 Champions League season review (21m 30s) • PART 4: Bundesliga weekend preview (56m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 00s) • PART 6: Jack Lang v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (65m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/05/201h 12m

Conglomerate striker

The panel look back at the 97/98 season. Home to one of the best individual performances of the Premier League era. And the most bizarre managerial unveiling of the Premier League era. Arsenal do the double, Lombardo becomes Palace boss and Kenny Dalglish takes on Paxman on Newsnight. The Bundesliga is back with Dortmund and Bayern back to winning ways. But did it work as a spectacle? Rafa Honigstein gives us the reaction in Germany. And Daniel’s on double duty as he bids for a place in the final of the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Bundesliga round-up – Dortmund back with a bang (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: The state of play in England (15m 30s)  • PART 2: Daniel Storey v Alvaro Romeo in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (19m 00s)  • PART 3: Zombie football: 1997/98 Premier League review – part 1 (28m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1997/98 Premier League review – part 2 (45m 00s) • PART 5: Daniel Storey v Alvaro Romeo in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (60m 30s)      GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/05/201h 8m

More centimetres to score

The panel look back at Bayern’s first European Cup win in 25 years. It was the final with all the penalties, so naturally the Germans won it. Featuring Oliver Kahn at his peak, bad boy Stefan Effenberg, and the ludicrously decorated Bixente Lizarazu. And it was the last great ride for Leeds, who managed to squeeze two Champions League campaigns into one. The Bundesliga is back as we examine the prospects of a proper title race. And whether or not Werner will stay in Germany when it’s all said and done. Plus it’s the first leg of the first semi-final in the Inter Totally Cup. Daniel Storey goes away from home to take on Alvaro Romeo. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Football’s back! (01m 00s) • PART 2: Alvaro Romeo v Daniel Storey in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (11m 00s)  • PART 3: 00/01 Champions League season review (20m 00s) • PART 4: Bundesliga weekend preview (51m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (62m 00s) • PART 6: Alvaro Romeo v Daniel Storey in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (66m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/05/201h 14m

Football with broccoli

Back in 1996/97, there was an Italian influx, Manchester United were the worst champions ever and Leeds experienced peak George Graham. Plus there was Arsene Wenger, Ali Dia, Calamity James, Peter Reid’s potty mouth and Kevin Keegan’s farewell. Also on the podcast, Matt takes us through the return of the K-League, where fake crowd noise and former Boro strikers in their forties are all the rage. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: K-League round-up! (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Your questions (09m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 1996/97 Premier League review – part 1 (19m 30s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1996/97 Premier League review – part 2 (39m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/05/2057m 2s

After 90 minutes of sheer hell

The Champions League season at the turn of the century was lit up by Batistuta’s Fiorentina, Mihajlovic’s Lazio and Flo’s Chelsea. The whole thing was won by Redondo’s Real, who were victorious in the all-Spanish final against Valencia in Paris. But what really happened with Nicolas Anelka during his year in Madrid? In the modern day, football is coming back! Rafa Honigstein brings developments from the Bundesliga, while Steve Price alerts us to kick-off in South Korea this weekend. And in the last quarter-final in the Inter Totally Cup, Michael Cox takes on Carl Anka. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Rafa Honigstein on the return of the Bundesliga (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Steve Price on the return of the K-League (08m 30s)  • PART 1c: Ads with the lads (12m 30s)  • PART 2: Michael Cox v Carl Anka in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (19m 00s) • PART 3: 99/00 Champions League season review (27m 30s) • PART 4: 99/00 Champions League – the final (42m 30s) • PART 5: Michael Cox v Carl Anka in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (67m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/05/201h 14m

Get a Wim Jonk while you’re at it

The 94/95 season saw Shearer and Sutton fire Blackburn to their first title in 81 years. And Forest finished 3rd! The panel look back on a game-changing campaign for the Premier League, as a combination of Klinsmann and controversy take the division global. The bad boys of the Inter Totally Cup meet for a semi-final place as James Horncastle and Jack Lang quiz off. Plus we discuss the most infuriating reasons for missing games. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rounding up the news and your questions (01m 00s)  • PART 2: James Horncastle v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (10m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 1994/95 Premier League review – part 1 (19m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1994/95 Premier League review – part 2 (42m 00s) • PART 5: James Horncastle v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/05/201h 2m

Airplanes in the belly

98/99 is defined by Man United’s treble success. We force Rafa to relive the United Bayern final - the substitutions that went right and the substitutions that went wrong. It’s a campaign also featuring Arsenal at Wembley, the inexperienced Carlo Ancelotti and the Pat Nevin of Germany. We’ve got another huge quarter-final in the Inter Totally Cup as Daniel Storey takes on Julien Laurens. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: France cancels the season + your tweets (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Daniel Storey v Julien Laurens in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (12m 00s) • PART 3: 98/99 Champions League season review (20m 00s) • PART 4: 98/99 Champions League – that night in Barcelona (41m 00s) • PART 5: Daniel Storey v Julien Laurens in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/04/201h 9m

Blobby In, Branfoot Out

United’s second season in the Premier League wasn’t so difficult as they crushed all opposition in 93/94. Were they better than the United side of 98/99? Plus we bask in the beauty of Cole and Le Tissier and recoil in horror at Swindon and Grobbelaar. In the modern day, Rafa Honigstein joins us to explain the rationale behind Bundesliga plans to restart the season in May. And it’s the first quarter-final of the Inter Totally Cup – Alvaro Romeo versus Pat Nevin. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rafa Honigstein on the return of the Bundesliga (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Alvaro Romeo v Pat Nevin in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (17m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 1993/94 Premier League review – part 1 (26m 30s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1993/94 Premier League review – part 2 (44m 00s) • PART 5: Alvaro Romeo v Pat Nevin in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (53m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/04/201h 1m

Club of the humble

Jupp Heynckes’s Real, thanks to the heroics of Predrag Mijatovic and Christian Karembeu, turned over Juve in the final, at the end of a scintillating campaign showcasing Shevchenko, Trezeguet and Asprilla. The panel get into a heated debate over their favourite football ads of all time. Are you an airport person, a cage person or a write the future person? Plus the final last 16 tie of the Inter Totally Cup pits Michael Cox against Matt Davies-Adams. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: UEFA plans for the season and Newcastle’s next manager? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Michael Cox v Matt Davies-Adams in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s) • PART 3: 97/98 Champions League season review (25m 00s) • PART 4: 97/98 Champions League – the knock-out stages (36m 00s) • PART 5: The best ever football ads (57m 00s) • PART 6: Michael Cox v Matt Davies-Adams in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (62m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/04/201h 12m

Current wine importer

The 2011/12 Premier League campaign saw Manchester City pip rivals United to the title on goal difference on the last day. You might remember how it ended. But do you remember it was Alan Pardew’s best season in management? Or Paul Scholes coming out of retirement mid-season? Or that Blackburn chicken ad? Plus Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov battle it out in the penultimate last 16 tie in the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Newcastle takeover and careers after football (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Carl Anka v Sasha Goryunov in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (07m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 2011/2012 Premier League review – part 1 (15m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 2011/2012 Premier League review – part 2 (33m 00s) • PART 5: Carl Anka v Sasha Goryunov in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/04/201h 4m

The human can opener

The panel travel back to 96/97 when Dortmund and Schalke did a European double. Dortmund’s only Champions League success powered by Sammer, Ricken and Paul Lambert. Duncan invites us into a wonderful world where Gazza scores against Germany at Euro 96. And Fergie’s plans go to pot. Jack Lang and Emma Saunders raise the bar in the Inter Totally Cup. And is Mike Ashley actually leaving Newcastle? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Newcastle takeover and post-football careers (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Emma Saunders v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (09m 00s) • PART 3: Any films worth watching? (16m 00s) • PART 4: 96/97 Champions League season review (23m 00s) • PART 5: 96/97 Champions League and UEFA Cup finals reviewed (44m 30s) • PART 6: Flip Reverse It – what if Gazza had scored against Germany? (55m 00s) • PART 7: Emma Saunders v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (61m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/04/201h 9m

Eight more votes than Theo Zagorakis

Roman Abramovich arrived in England but nobody could beat Arsenal in the Premier League in 03/04. Do they – or indeed Thierry Henry – get enough love? This is the year that the Premier League lost Leeds, while Cristiano Ronaldo began his Manchester United career with a few too many lollipops. Elsewhere, it’s France v Brazil as Julien Laurens takes on Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup. And Rory Smith fills us in on the potential impact of the pandemic on women’s football. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rory Smith with the latest around Europe (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Footballers acting in films (10m 00s) • PART 3: Julien Laurens v Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football – 03/04 Premier League season review (22m 30s) • PART 5: Julien Laurens v Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/04/201h 3m

Snake power rankings

We travel back in time to the 95/96 season of the Champions League which gives us a chance to rave about Raul. It was a disastrous campaign for Blackburn and a watershed moment for Juventus and Ajax. Flicks and Kicks returns with our review of A Shot At Glory, a film where Ally McCoist steals the show from Robert Duvall and Michael Keaton. Rafa Honigstein and Daniel Storey go head-to-head in a humdinger in the Inter Totally Cup. Plus there’s nicknames, ClubCall and the varying definitions of ‘doing a Ravanelli’ RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Tribute to Raddy Antic (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Rafael Honigstein v Daniel Storey in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 00s) • PART 3: Player nicknames (13m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football – 95/96 Champions League season review (18m 30s) • PART 5: Flicks and Kicks – A Shot At Glory review (43m 30s) • PART 6: Rafael Honigstein v Daniel Storey in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (54m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/04/201h 0m

Division One rolled in glitter

Today, the panel look back to 92-93, the very first Premier League campaign that saw Manchester United’s dominance commence and Clough’s last knockings at Nottingham Forest. We discuss Norwich as the original entertainers, Oldham as the original escapologists and the most influential team performance of the Premier League era. In the modern day, Liverpool, Tottenham and Newcastle are furloughing their non-playing staff. Does that make them morally repugnant? Plus Tom Williams and James Horncastle meet in one of the eye-catching ties of the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Furloughing football clubs (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Tom Williams v James Horncastle in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 30s) • PART 3: Your questions – scuppered signings for silly reasons (14m 30s) • PART 4: 92-93 Premier League season review – part 1 (20m 30s) • PART 5: 92-93 Premier League season review – part 2 (37m 30s) • PART 6: Tom Williams v James Horncastle in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (47m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/04/2058m 20s

Like a luxury Stewart Downing

Flicks and Kicks sees the team review United Passions – the FIFA-funded film about FIFA with Tim Roth starring as Saint Sepp Blatter. With Kane’s future up in the air, we flip reverse to a world where Birmingham were successful in buying Bale from Spurs. In the second match-up of our Totally quiz, Lynsey Hooper goes head to head with Pat Nevin for a place in the quarter-finals. Plus we discuss celebs at football, footballers in mundane places and caddying for Dean Saunders. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Good news stories, Premier League camp & Harry Kane’s future (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Lynsey Hooper v Pat Nevin in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 30s) • PART 3: Your questions – ironic names and footballer encounters (15m 00s) • PART 4: Flip Reverse It – if Bale had gone to Birmingham (26m 30s) • PART 5: Flicks and Kicks – United Passions review (33m 30s) • PART 6: Lynsey Hooper v Pat Nevin in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (45m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/04/2052m 29s

Die Hard henchman

PSG had a team to drool over, Milan were permanent fixtures in the final. But 94/95 was arguably Louis Van Gaal’s finest season as a manager, leading his Ajax starlets to Champions League glory. Although Jari Litmanen was robbed of the Ballon D’Or. It’s the whole story of the campaign. From Gothenburg to Gary Walsh. In the modern day, there’s contract reshuffles at Barca, Bayern and Juve. And Benzema’s got beef with Olivier Giroud. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe and favourite commentaries (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: 94/95 Champions League review part 1 (12m 00s) • PART 2b: 94/95 Champions League review part 2 (22m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/03/201h 24m

Dawn of the dour

The 04/05 season saw Chelsea end Arsenal and United’s dominance of English football, plus the greatest relegation battle ever. Also big that season - David Prutton, Frank Burrows and David James up front. Rory Smith is back to hold our hand in this football-less world. And it’s round 1 of our Totally World Cup quiz. Duncan Alexander versus Alvaro Romeo. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rory Smith on seasons being voided (04m 00s)  • PART 2a: Duncan Alexander v Alvaro Romeo in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Your questions (15m 30s) • PART 3: Zombie football – 04/05 season review (24m 00s) • PART 4: Duncan Alexander v Alvaro Romeo in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (52m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/03/2057m 56s

Baked bean cake

Today we take on the film Escape To Victory, where football and POW camps collide. Starring Michael Caine, Sylvester Stallone, Pele, John Wark and that bloke from The Vicar of Dibley. Duncan Alexander constructs a reality where Roman Abramovich didn’t buy Chelsea – but Arsenal instead! Plus there’s George Weah’s new single, footballer’s weddings and a mouth-watering first round draw. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Weah’s worthy song & Hulk gets hitched (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Solutions to finishing the season & the Totally Quiz draw (10m 30s) • PART 3: Flip Reverse It – if Abramovich had bought Arsenal (15m 30s) • PART 4: Flicks and Kicks – Escape To Victory review (24m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/03/2042m 35s

Volcanic characters

The panel look back at the 93-94 Champions League, a place in which was turned down by PSG! Featuring Capello’s Milan, Cruyff’s Barcelona, Wenger’s Monaco. And Manchester United’s trip to hell. Plus the goalscoring exploits of Wynton Rufer. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe – eGames and Neymar to Barca? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Your questions – Borussia beef and Bilbao’s best (09m 30s) • PART 3: Zombie football: our look back at the 93-94 Champions League season (14m 00s) • PART 4: Milan 4-0 Barcelona - the greatest final performance ever? (31m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/03/2046m 45s

I’m a butterfly, you’re worker ants

Keegan’s entertainers up against Fergie’s fledglings. We review one of the great title races in a campaign where English clubs were rubbish in Europe. Except for Forest. Featuring some all-time great soundbites, relegation through a lack of social media and the most underrated Premier League player of all time. Elsewhere, we’ve got footballing mums and the mother of all goals. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Anyone see Maradona last night? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Kieran Maguire from the Price of Football podcast joins us (05m 30s) • PART 3: Mother’s Day mail and the best goals we’ve ever seen live (14m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football – 95/96 season review (23m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/03/2054m 56s

Pat Jennings’s oil filters

Rory Smith is back to bring us an update on the latest moves within UEFA, as to how to salvage the season. On the agenda today, we offer up a Ronaldinho retrospective, with the brilliant Brazilian currently in Paraguyan prison. Plus we review Green Street, where Frodo does football fighting and Charlie Hunnam attempts a cockney accent. And there’s room for Eurovision and Glauber Berti the six-minute man. • PART 1: State of play with Rory Smith + which players will miss Euro 2020 the most? (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Glauber Berti – Man City legend (12m 30s) • PART 3: Our Ronaldinho retrospective (20m 00s) • PART 4: Footballer endorsements – from Rooney to Blackburn (37m 00s) • PART 5: Green Street film review (46m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/03/201h 0m

A few transfusions

We look back at the first Champions League final in 1993, which pitted Berlusconi against the Berlusconi who got busted. Milan versus Bernard Tapie’s Marseille. The only European Cup won by a French side, a story of match-fixing, doping and another Chris Waddle single. Elsewhere, Michiel Jongsma discusses Alan Pardew’s time in Holland. Plus we pick out the worst managers ever, frustrating players and fallen giants. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The impact of coronavirus around Europe (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Pardew’s 100 days at Den Haag with Michiel Jongsma (09m 00s) • PART 3: Your questions – most frustrating players and investing in fallen giants (15m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: our look back at the 1993 Champions League final (30m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/03/2057m 34s

Couldn’t defend for butter

With all major European leagues suspending football amid the coronavirus pandemic, we discuss with Rory Smith where the authorities go from here and when we might see football played again. Turning back the clock, we look at the greatest title race in Premier League history and review the 2013-14 season. A time of Ozil, Di Canio and when Liverpool had a title taken away from them. Plus we finally have time for conversations on dribbling, Nicolas Anelka and Love Is Blind. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Coming up today (01m 00s)  • PART 2: The future of football with Rory Smith (04m 00s) • PART 3: Your questions – season simulator, favourite games and dribblers (12m 30s) • PART 4: Zombie football: our look back at the 13/14 season (29m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/03/2056m 55s

Elongated Lionel Messi

Last year’s Champions League finalists Liverpool and Tottenham are both knocked out at the last 16 stage. Where did it go wrong for the Reds? And are we already reaching the end times under Mourinho at Tottenham? Watford v Leicester may or may not go ahead but we look back to 2013 and one of the greatest footballing finales of all time. Plus Nutella, the ownership situation at Newcastle and Pepe Reina tries to catch the tube. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: More coronavirus concerns (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Liverpool 2-3 Atletico & PSG 2-0 Dortmund (04m 30s) • PART 3: Valencia 3-4 Atalanta & Leipzig 3-0 Tottenham (19m 00s) • PART 4a: Watford v Leicester, looking back to 2013 & games behind closed doors (30m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the games at the bottom of the Premier League (39m 30s) • PART 4c: The battle to reach the Champions League and will Liverpool win the title this weekend? (41m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)  • PART 6: We’re going to Ibiza (58m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/03/201h 6m

Qatar karma

Like many games this week, PSG v Dortmund will be behind closed doors. Can the Parisians end their knock-out stage hoodoo? And will Atletico upset holders Liverpool at Anfield? Leipzig move aside as we are appear to be moving towards a Bayern Dortmund title race. Juve lead the way in Italy and they will be staying there for a while as all sport is suspended until early April. Barcelona are back on top, while there’s an all Basque Copa Del Rey final to look forward to. Plus Boca, Boban and AVB blowing a fuse. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Coronavirus across the continent (03m 00s) • PART 3: PSG v Dortmund & Liverpool v Atletico previews (12m 00s) • PART 4: Leipzig v Spurs & Valencia v Atalanta previews (23m 30s) • PART 5: Around the world – Boca, MLS & Pardew (31m 00s) • PART 6a: Serie A update – Juve beat Inter & Boban leaves Milan (37m 30s) • PART 6b: La Liga latest – an all Basque cup final (44m 00s) • PART 6c: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern the team to beat (50m 30s) • PART 6d: Ligue 1 round-up – AVB’s meltdown (54m 30s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 00s)  • PART 8: Europa League look ahead (61m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/03/201h 10m

Clown running through a minefield

It’s another man of the match display from the boy wonder Billy Gilmour at Stamford Bridge. Are Man City missing Arteta? We recognise Roy Hodgson’s achievements at Palace and discuss Dean Henderson’s England chances. But with a global pandemic, should we even have football to talk about right now? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 2-0 Man City & Arsenal 1-0 West Ham (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Chelsea 4-0 Everton (12m 00s) • PART 3: Spurs and Liverpool get ready for Champions League action (22m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (35m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 30s)  • PART 6: Your questions (49m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/03/2057m 36s

Siegfried Sassoon vibe

Tottenham head out of the cup as Eric Dier heads into the stands to confront a fan. We ask if Spurs should be expecting a bit more from the rather expensive Mourinho. Carlo Ancelotti’s heading back to Stamford Bridge and there’s a Manchester derby at Old Trafford. But will it be merely a training exercise for Man City? Plus George Caulkin tells us about life on the road with Newcastle fans. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Norwich knock out Tottenham as Dier heads for the stands (02m 30s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool (13m 00s) • PART 2b: West Brom 2-3 Newcastle with George Caulkin (18m 30s) • PART 3: Manchester derby, Chelsea v Everton & Liverpool v Bournemouth previews (24m 00s) • PART 4: Jude Bellingham & the rest of the Premier League weekend (40m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)  • PART 6: Premier League mascots in Brazil (58m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/03/201h 5m

I’m not the midfielder you’re looking for

Real Madrid win the Clasico, leading many to assume Barcelona – and Lionel Messi – are in decline. Lazio are top of Serie A but is the Italian season in danger of not being completed due to the coronavirus? Bayern stay top despite barely completing their game this week, as hate towards Hoffenheim’s Hopp reaches new levels. Plus Mbappe’s elasticos, Andre-Pierre Gignac’s legendary status in Mexico and the start of the MLS season. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Real Madrid 2-0 Barcelona (03m 30s) • PART 3: The coronavirus conundrum in Italy (14m 30s) • PART 4: Why all the Hoffenheim Hopp hate? (23m 00s) • PART 5a: Mbappe on the march in Ligue 1 (33m 45s) • PART 5b: Luis Miguel Echegaray on the start of the MLS season (37m 30s) • PART 5c: Big Mac for Gignac and a great week for Getafe (45m 00s) • PART 6: Lazio go top of Serie A + the rest of the big stories around Europe (48m 00s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 30s)  • PART 8: Your questions (66m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/03/201h 10m

Defence and justice

The bottom 3 all taste victory in the Premier League. Emma Saunders pops in to discuss whether Watford’s win over the champions elect is the greatest in their history. And the race for the top 4/5 is hotting up as Wolves make their move with a victory at Tottenham. Plus Dean Henderson wins big at Goodison Park and David Moyes struggles with his French. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man City win the Carabao Cup (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Watford 3-0 Liverpool with Emma Saunders (06m 30s) • PART 3: Norwich 1-0 Leicester & West Ham 3-1 Southampton (19m 00s) • PART 4: Spurs 2-3 Wolves, Everton 1-1 Man Utd & Bournemouth 2-2 Chelsea (26m 00s) • PART 5: Dundalk, Argentina, Russia and the rest of the PL action  (43m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 45s)  • PART 7: Euro news (56m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/03/201h 2m

Driving through the smoke

Man City make a statement in Europe with their win at the Bernabeu – next up Aston Villa in the Carabao Cup Final. Chelsea are embarrassed by Bayern and the world class Alphonso Davies. Will their bogey team Bournemouth pile more misery on the Blues? Plus Pards under pressure, Peppa Pig World and what Pep has in common with Andy Roxburgh. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Nevin to West Ham? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Real Madrid 1-2 Man City (03m 30s) • PART 3: Chelsea 0-3 Bayern Munich (13m 00s) • PART 4a: Napoli 1-1 Barcelona with James Horncastle (23m 00s) • PART 4b: Lyon 1-0 Juventus (28m 00s) • PART 5: Carabao Cup final preview (33m 00s) • PART 6: Premier League weekend preview (37m 30s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s)  • PART 8: Euro news and your questions (58m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/02/201h 9m

The most important of the least important things

Will Bayern and Juve show they deserve to be among the favourites for the Champions League this week? Can a resurgent Napoli upset Barca? And will Real get one over on their old nemesis Pep? Elsewhere, the coronavirus is wreaking havoc in Serie A. Plus what makes PSG infuriating to support. And Rory Smith joins us having been to the Intercontinental Derby in Turkey. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Chelsea v Bayern & Napoli v Barcelona previews (04m 00s) • PART 3: Lyon v Juventus & Real Madrid v Man City previews (19m 00s) • PART 4: Europa League look-ahead (33m 00s) • PART 5: Bundesliga & Ligue 1 update – Dortmund v PSG fall-out (36m 00s) • PART 6: Coronavirus halts Serie A schedule (46m 30s) • PART 7: La Liga latest – Atleti back to winning ways (53m 00s) • PART 8: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s) • PART 9: Fenerbahce 1-3 Galatasaray with Rory Smith (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/02/202h 18m

An abject lack of responsibility

There’s refereeing controversy in Burnley, Nottingham and Inverness, to name but a few. In the Premier League, there are plaudits aplenty for Saka, Fernandes and McNeil. Plus a look ahead to the Champions League and a look back at a huge game at the top of the WSL. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Arsenal 3-2 Everton (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Man Utd 3-0 Watford & Wolves 3-0 Norwich (08m 30s) • PART 2: Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham (18m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester 0-1 Man City (32m 00s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (36m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 00s)  • PART 5: Euro news & the WSL title-decider? (48m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/02/2057m 35s

Niche beef

Liverpool and Tottenham are both undone in Europe, both posing very little goal threat. The same can’t be said of Erling Haaland at Dortmund. Just how good can he be? And how far can Atalanta go? There’s a huge game at Stamford Bridge in the race for the top 4. But we tell you why Arsenal are the team to tip for Champions League football. Plus Wenger’s offside rule, Barca bag Braithwaite and how helium works. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Atletico 1-0 Liverpool (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Tottenham 0-1 Leipzig (08m 00s) • PART 3: Dortmund 2-1 PSG & Atalanta 4-1 Valencia (16m 30s) • PART 4a: Chelsea v Tottenham, Man Utd v Watford & Leicester v Man City previews (30m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League action (45m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 45s)  • PART 6: Wenger’s offside rule and controversy at Barcelona (60m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/02/201h 9m

Full gas

Will Dortmund v PSG deliver the goal-fest we all expect? Do Leipzig have the experience to progress? And what are the prospects for Atalanta and Atleti? Plus domestically Milinkovic-Savic secures a huge win for Lazio over Inter. Are they the most reliable team in the Serie A title race? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Dortmund v PSG preview, plus a look at Ligue 1 (03m 45s) • PART 3: Tottenham v Leipzig preview, Bundesliga round-up, plus racism in Portugal (11m 45s) • PART 4: Serie A summary – Lazio win the big one against Inter (26m 00s) • PART 5: Atalanta v Valencia & Atletico v Liverpool previews (40m 30s) • PART 6: La Liga latest – Barca close the gap but need a striker (50m 30s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 45s) • PART 8: Europa League preview (60m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/02/201h 8m

Very particular about his black Diadoras

Kieran Maguire from the Price of Football helps us discuss the ramifications of Manchester City’s two-year ban from the Champions League, with 5th becoming the new 4th in the Premier League. Are Liverpool about to complete football? Will Mourinho continue to produce free-flowing action? Is Dani Ceballos back? Plus Bong Joon Ho’s favourite player and what passed for a Premier League training ground in the 90s. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man City banned from Europe – 4th is the new 5th. With Kieran Maguire from the Price Of Football podcast (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Aston Villa 2-3 Tottenham (15m 00s) • PART 2b: Norwich 0-1 Liverpool (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Arsenal 4-0 Newcastle, Southampton 1-2 Burnley & Wolves 0-0 Leicester (28m 30s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Man Utd & Man City v West Ham previews (41m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s)  • PART 5: Euro news (52m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/02/2058m 5s

86 different pairs of shorts

Can Norwich add champions elect Liverpool to their list of Carrow Road scalps? Will Wolves and Leicester feature in one of the games of the season? And has Jose Mourinho gone Full Metal Jacket? Plus players with short shorts, Jurgen Klinsmann on Facebook and Andy Carroll on Bebo. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Flashback to the opening weekend (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Norwich v Liverpool & Aston Villa v Spurs previews (05m 00s) • PART 3: Wolves v Leicester preview (13m 30s) • PART 4a: Arsenal v Newcastle & Southampton v Burnley previews (22m 00s) • PART 4b: Pochettino to United? Ziyech to Chelsea (29m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (33m 00s)  • PART 6: Championship, tight title races & your questions (35m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/02/2047m 9s

Put him in the fridge

Inter come from behind to win the Milan derby and go top of Serie A. Could the consequences be serious for Sarri at Juventus? Are Dortmund fed up of Favre after they lose 4-3 to Leverkusen in the Bundesliga? Payet continues to shine in France – will Arsene Wenger soon be joining him? Plus the Basque clubs take centre stage in Spain. And Adel Taarabt – defensive midfielder? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A update – Milan derby, Inter top, Sarri out? (02m 30s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leverkusen 4-3 Dortmund, Favre on borrowed time? (18m 30s) • PART 4: Liga Nos and Ligue 1 round-up – Payet in his prime (35m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – Isak helps the Basques take centre stage (45m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s) • PART 7: Your questions (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/02/201h 7m

Gusty movements

Everton are flying under Ancelotti but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t big up Big Dunc and pick on Pickford. Sheffield United are back in the spotlight - hear how they’re becoming a classic mid 90s side. And Brighton and Watford take part in one of the most important games of the season. Plus Leeds falling apart, footballers with famous footballing fathers, the window and wind-assisted goals. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Brighton 1-1 Watford (03m 30s)  • PART 2a: Sheff Utd 2-1 Bournemouth (11m 00s) • PART 2b: Windy goals (17m 30s) • PART 3: Everton 3-1 Crystal Palace (21m 00s) • PART 4a: Forest 2-0 Leeds with Nick Miller (34m 00s) • PART 4b: Footballers with famous footballing fathers (39m 00s) • PART 5: Other headlines – the summer transfer window is extended (44m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s)  • PART 7: The Swedish Zlatan (54m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/02/201h 0m

Electric shock salsa

We look ahead to the first half of Matchweek 26 in the Premier League with a six-pointer at the bottom, plus an ageing Palace looking to get back on track. Plus Forest v Leeds, funny Brazilian names and Road Rash II. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Oxford 2-3 Newcastle (02m 00s)  • PART 2: The rest of the FA Cup 4th round replays (07m 30s) • PART 3: Funny Brazilian names with Jack Lang (19m 00s) • PART 4a: Brighton v Watford & Man City v West Ham previews (24m 00s) • PART 4b: Sheff Utd v Bournemouth & Everton v Crystal Palace previews (34m 30s) • PART 5: Forest v Leeds preview with Adrian Clarke (43m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s)  • PART 7: Euro news & your questions (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/02/201h 0m

It makes a hell of a cocktail

Kylian in the name of? What's gone on with Tuchel and Mbappe? Is Haaland scoring enough goals? Which Spanish manager has transformed over the years? And for who was the jig up? These and many other questions answered in this week's podcast RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bundeslige bulletin - Haaland braced again and Bayern back on top (06m 00s) • PART 3: Ligue 1 round-up – Mbappe v Neymar, Brittany's choreography, and Toulouse didn't lose (19m 10s) • PART 4: La Liga latest – Getafe move to second, and Real win Madrid derby (33m 30s) • PART 5: Serie A update - Walter leaves Torino, mini Maldini plays, and Eriksen's debut (45m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 50s) • PART 7: Your questions (66m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/02/201h 13m

Regrettable

Liverpool are 22 points clear at the top of the table and could win the title in the Merseyside derby. Why are Manchester City so wasteful? At the other end of the table, West Ham and Watford are on the wrong end of thrilling comebacks. The panel debate and defend Ighalo, Giroud and Guaita. Plus there’s an insight into life selling to the building services industry. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Liverpool are 22 points clear (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Tottenham 2-0 Man City & Burnley 0-0 Arsenal (06m 00s) • PART 3: Leicester 2-2 Chelsea, Palace 0-1 Sheff Utd & West Ham 3-3 Brighton (19m 30s) • PART 4a: Watford 2-3 Everton (36m 00s) • PART 4b: Man Utd 0-0 Wolves & FA Cup 4th round replays (44m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news (57m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/02/201h 9m

A Hotel Babylon vibe

There’s the League Cup semi-finals, Premier League weekend and closing of the transfer window to be discussed. Plus Pacman, Thames AFC and Salomon Kalou. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man City reach the League Cup final (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Villa reach the League Cup final, with Dan Bardell from the 1874 podcast (10m 00s) • PART 3: West Ham 0-2 Liverpool + previews of West Ham v Brighton & Liverpool v Southampton (20m 00s) • PART 4a: Transfer chat (28m 30s) • PART 4b: Leicester v Chelsea, Spurs v Man City & Man Utd v Wolves previews (32m 30s) • PART 5a: Championship round-up – how do Forest fans feel? (42m 30s) • PART 5b: The battle at the bottom of the Premier League (45m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s)  • PART 7: Euro news & your questions (53m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/01/201h 1m

Mountaineering metaphors

Atletico Madrid have slumped under Simeone, as La Liga as a whole asks where have all the goals gone? Germany, that’s where. And that was even before Erling Haaland arrived at Dortmund with his 5 goals in less than an hour. There’s adoration for Ilicic’s Atalanta as they win 7-0 in Turin. In France, Neymar says he’s in the form of his life. Is he the best player ever to star in Ligue 1? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A update – Rome derby, Juve beaten & Atalanta hit seven (03m 30s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig lose as Haaland hots up (16m 30s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 round-up – Neymar in the form of his life? (29m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – more woe for Atletico (36m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (51m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/01/2059m 35s

His legs are human legs

Shrewsbury force a replay with Liverpool thanks to the “Poundshop Jamie Vardy.” But did Jurgen Klopp go too far with his post-match statement that he and the first-team players will be absent for the replay? We also talk Lo Celso, Saint-Maximin and the mascot race of the weekend. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Shrewsbury 2-2 Liverpool (04m 00s)  • PART 2: Tranmere 0-6 Man Utd & Man City 4-0 Fulham (13m 30s) • PART 3a: West Ham 0-1 West Brom & Hull 1-2 Chelsea (23m 00s) • PART 3b: Newcastle 0-0 Oxford & Southampton 1-1 Spurs (29m 00s) • PART 4: League Cup semi-finals preview (38m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news & Bournemouth v Arsenal (55m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/01/2051m 16s

Vortex of heritage

There’s not a lot of love for Solskjaer after Manchester United’s home humbling to Burnley at Old Trafford. But we are singing the praises of Gabriel Martinelli, Ricardo Pereira and Gary Rowett. Plus there’s the prospect of Ederson on pens and Lejeune’s killer instinct. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 0-2 Burnley (02m 30s)  • PART 2: Chelsea 2-2 Arsenal (13m 30s) • PART 3a: Aston Villa 2-1 Watford, Bournemouth 3-1 Brighton & Leicester 4-1 West Ham (23m 00s) • PART 3b: Tottenham 2-1 Norwich, Sheff Utd 0-1 Man City & Crystal Palace 0-2 Southampton (29m 30s) • PART 3c: The madness at Goodison Park (35m 00s) • PART 4a: FA Cup 4th round preview (41m 00s) • PART 4b: Nick Hart from the Achtung Millwall podcast joins us (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news & your questions (55m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/01/201h 3m

Like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park

Erling Haaland scores 3 on his Dortmund debut, but it’s Timo Werner who’s the top scorer in the Bundesliga. 16 year-old Rayan Cherki scores twice and assists twice for Lyon while Ciro Immobile chases down the Serie A scoring record. Plus we bring you the attempted murder mystery involving the former Leeds defender and the former Sheffield Wednesday striker. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: The Bundesliga’s back with Haaland and Werner hitting high numbers (03m 30s) • PART 3: La Liga latest– Setien settles in at Barca & an attempted murder mystery (16m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A update – Lazio soar while Napoli suffer (29m 30s) • PART 5a: Eredivisie – a winning start for Pards (45m 00s) • PART 5b: Ligue 1 round-up – Cherki on the rise & Cavani on the move (47m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/01/201h 8m

Unserious football individual

Liverpool take a step closer to the title and Bournemouth a step closer to the drop. Plus we discuss Gary Cahill’s comeback, Pepe Reina’s hotel rooms and Adama Traore – football loophole. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Liverpool 2-0 Man Utd & Burnley 2-1 Leicester (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Newcastle 1-0 Chelsea & Arsenal 1-1 Sheff Utd (14m 30s) • PART 3a: Man City 2-2 Crystal Palace & Southampton 2-3 Wolves (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Watford 0-0 Tottenham & 10 years of Gold & Sullivan at West Ham (28m 30s) • PART 3c: Norwich 1-0 Bournemouth & Brighton 1-1 Aston Villa (36m 00s) • PART 4: WSL round-up (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s)  • PART 6: Euro news (54m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/01/201h 0m

Younger than Damon Albarn

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: FA Cup 4th round replay reaction (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Arsenal v Sheff Utd preview with James Shield from The Star, Sheffield (07m 30s) • PART 3: Mike Dean: football icon (16m 30s) • PART 4a: Watford v Tottenham & Newcastle v Chelsea previews (25m 00s) • PART 4b: Norwich v Bournemouth, Brighton v Aston Villa, Burnley v Leicester & West Ham v Everton previews (34m 30s) • PART 4c: Man City v Crystal Palace, Southampton v Wolves & Liverpool v Man Utd previews (45m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news (59m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/01/201h 6m

When there is no structure, there’s chaos

Valverde is shown the door at Barcelona. Does the club’s courting of Xavi, Koeman and Pochettino show they don’t really know what they’re doing? Plus another Valverde makes himself a hero at Real Madrid in less than heroic fashion. Zlatan’s back scoring in Serie A but it’s all about Lazio who are showing they’re legit in the title race, as Inter get very busy in the transfer window. PSG’s four fantastics contribute to a 3-3 draw with Monaco while AVB’s Marseille close the gap at the top of Ligue 1. And Rafa runs the rule over the big additions at Bayern and Dortmund. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A summary – Zlatan, Lazio and Inter get busy (03m 30s) • PART 3: Ligue 1 latest– PSG 3-3 Monaco and the aptly named Toulouse (23m 45s) • PART 4: La Liga update – Valverde out at Barcelona (33m 00s) • PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Haaland and Nubel on the move (45m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/01/201h 9m

The barrier to fun

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Tottenham 0-1 Liverpool (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Aston Villa 1-6 Man City (15m 00s) • PART 3a: Bournemouth 0-3 Watford & Leicester 1-2 Southampton (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Sheff Utd 1-0 West Ham & Wolves 1-1 Newcastle (32m 30s) • PART 3c: Man Utd 4-0 Norwich & Crystal Palace 1-1 Arsenal (37m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 40s)  • PART 5: Everton 1-0 Brighton & Chelsea 3-0 Burnley (48m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/01/2054m 40s

Villain in a Playstation 3 game

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 1-3 Man City & Leicester 1-1 Aston Villa (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Arsenal 1-0 Leeds + FA Cup 4th round draw (12m 00s) • PART 3a: Bournemouth v Watford preview with Michael Dunne, author of Dean Court Days (16m 00s) • PART 3b: Man Utd v Norwich, Everton v Brighton & Chelsea v Burnley previews (22m 30s) • PART 3c: Wolves v Newcastle, Sheffield United v West Ham and Crystal Palace v Arsenal previews  (28m 30s) • PART 4: Leicester v Southampton preview (33m 00s) • PART 5: Dedicated to Daniele De Rossi (39m 30s) • PART 6: Tottenham v Liverpool preview (46m 40s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 40s)  • PART 8: Euro news (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/01/2058m 51s

We can’t have nice things, can we?

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The magic of the cup? (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Brighton 0-1 Sheff Wed & Liverpool 1-0 Everton (05m 00s) • PART 2b: More on Everton’s woes with Matt Jones from The Blue Room podcast (13m 00s) • PART 3: Tranmere, the monitor & Chelsea 2-0 Forest (20m 00s) • PART 4a: Teenage refs and terrible attendances (29m 00s) • PART 4b: League Cup semi-final previews (35m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news (45m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/01/2052m 46s

A joke football club run by clowns

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: More football on the telly? (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Arsenal 2-0 Man Utd (03m 30s) • PART 2b: Southampton 1-0 Tottenham (12m 30s) • PART 2c: Watford 2-1 Wolves (17m 45s) • PART 3a: West Ham 4-0 Bournemouth (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Burnley 1-2 Aston Villa & Brighton 1-1 Chelsea (29m 00s) • PART 4: Newcastle 0-3 Leicester, Man City 2-1 Everton & Norwich 1-1 Crystal Palace (34m 00s)  • PART 5: FA Cup 3rd round standout ties (41m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s)  • PART 7: Championship bits and bobs (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/01/2054m 37s

Head canon

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Carl Anka’s origin story (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Burnley 0-2 Man Utd (11m 00s) • PART 3: West Ham replace Pellegrini with Moyes. Benji Lanyado joins us (18m 30s) • PART 4: VAR – what is it good for? (28m 30s) • PART 5a: Man City 2-0 Sheff Utd & Norwich 2-2 Tottenham (37m 30s) • PART 5b: Southampton 1-1 Crystal Palace & Watford 3-0 Aston Villa (45m 00s)  • PART 5c: Brighton 2-0 Bournemouth & Newcastle 1-2 Everton (50m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 40s)  • PART 7: Haaland to Dortmund, Rangers beat Celtic and more (58m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/12/191h 6m

Quelled

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: A powerful walk and Jose’s dog (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Leicester 0 - 4 Liverpool (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Chelsea 0 - 2 Southampton (10m 30s) • PART 2b: Arsenal v Chelsea preview and early glimpses of Arteta-ball (16m 40s) • PART 3a: Spurs 2 - 1 Brighton (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Man U 4 - 1 Newcastle (26m 00s) • PART 4a: Donald Duck in Sweden (28m 40s)  • PART 4b: West Ham 1 - 2 Palace - Ayew’s wonder goal and Antonio’s crash (31m 00s) • PART 4c: Norwich, Villa, Watford and the rest of the relegation picture (34m 30s) • PART 4d: Wolves busy 43 hours and Carlo in at Everton (39m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 30s)  • PART 6: Zlatan back at Milan (46m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/12/1952m 30s

Bring The Noise - Rafa Honigstein on Klopp

Nick Miller speaks to Rafa Honigstein about the updated edition of his magnificent biography of Jurgen Klopp.  What makes the manager of the current European and now World champions tick?  Can Liverpool sustain this run to their first ever Premier League title?  And what happens when Klopp moves on from Merseyside? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/12/1926m 50s

Their heads just fell off

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Game of the weekend? (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Racist abuse at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea (08m 00s) • PART 3: Watford 2-0 Man Utd & Brighton 0-1 Sheffield Utd (17m 00s) • PART 4: Liverpool win the Club World Cup (22m 30s) • PART 5a: Man City 3-1 Leicester (28m 00s) • PART 5b: Leicester v Liverpool preview (32m 45s)  • PART 6a: Bournemouth 0-1 Burnley & Everton 0-0 Arsenal (37m 30s) • PART 6b: The relegation picture, as Almiron scores (41m 45s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s)  • PART 8: Euro round-up (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/12/191h 3m

Diet Pep? Sí

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Little cookies big trouble in little Ostersunds (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Arteta and Ancelotti's imminent appointments (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Everton v Arsenal preview (11m 50s) • PART 2b: Villa 5 - 0 Liverpool and the rest of the League Cup (15m 00s) • PART 3a: Man City v Leicester preview  (22m 30s) • PART 3b: Spurs v Chelsea preview (26m 00s) • PART 3c: Watford v Man U  preview (28m 10s)  • PART 4a: Euro round-up (36m 00s) • PART 4b: Brighton v Sheff U and the rest of the PL weekend previews (45m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s)  • PART 6: 'Pneumonia passes' and other Polish idioms (56m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/12/191h 2m

Schumacher + De Jong

There’s a Clasico to look forward to and a Champions League draw to react to. Do so in the company of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Rafa Honigstein and Julien Laurens on a scooter in Paris.   Barcelona and Real Madrid go into Wednesday’s game dead level on points at the top of La Liga. Then they can can look forward to Pep Guardiola and the Maradona match in 2020. It’s a bad start for Gattuso at Napoli and another misstep from Serie A in the battle against racism. But all hail Claudio Ranieri, king of the derbies. Leipzig are top of the Bundesliga and they might be getting Erling Haaland in January as well. And in France, there’s a mare for Memphis and a renaissance for Renato. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Champions League last 16 draw reaction (04m 45s) • PART 3: La Liga round-up – look ahead to El Clasico as politics stop play at Rayo Vallecano (18m 00s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 latest – Sanches and Camavinga impress again (30m 15s) • PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig go top, Schalke shine under Wagner (33m 30s) • PART 6: Serie A summary – Gattuso’s Napoli bow ends badly (42m 45s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 30s) • PART 8: Your questions & the Europa League draw (55m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/12/191h 2m

Dog bites man

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Arsenal 0 - 3 City (02m 20s)  • PART 1b: DNA managers and Ozil v China (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Vincent Janssen and The Lightening Seeds at the Club World Cup  (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Liverpool 2 - 0 Watford (16m 00s) • PART 2b: Leicester 1 -1 Norwich (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Man U 1 -1 Everton (27m 00s) • PART 3b: Chelsea 0 - 1 Bournemouth (34m 00s)  • PART 3c: Wolves 1 - 2 Spurs (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Villa 0 - 2 Sheffield U (41m 10s) • PART 4b: Burnley 1 - 0 Newcastle (44m 30s) • PART 4c: Southampton 0 - 1 West Ham (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (49m 10s)  • PART 6: CL hot takes; Magnus Carlsen; and Strongman time (51m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/12/1958m 47s

Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Atalanta and other CL headlines (01m 30s)  • PART 1b: What next for Ancelotti? (08m 30s) • PART 1c: And more CL headlines (12m 30s) • PART 2a: Arsenal v Man City preview (16m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool v Watford preview (21m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester v Norwich preview (26m 50s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Bournemouth preview (28m 30s)  • PART 3c: Aston Villa v Sheff U and Southampton v West Ham previews (31m 00s) • PART 3d: Man U v Everton preview (34m 30s) • PART 4a: The Loic Remy quiz question and Wolves v Spurs preview  (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Burnley v Newcastle and the rest of the PL weekend  (43m 30s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s)  • PART 6: The Loic Remy quiz answers;    an alpaca-walking rosette (50m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/1957m 5s

We’ll need a big stick against this wolf

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens look back at a super significant weekend and look ahead to the final week of the Champions League group stage.   In Italy, we’re loving Lazio who have won seven on the spin but we’re not crazy about the Corriere dello Sport. And are we about to get Gattuso to Napoli? Drama in the Bundesliga - did Bayern lose the title on Saturday? And will Thomas Tuchel be moving on to Munich in the summer? Monaco and Marseille are on the up in France, while Espanyol can’t get no respect in Spain. Plus the secret to Joaquin’s success and Karim Benzema’s day in court. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Inter Milan v Barcelona & Dortmund v Slavia Prague previews (05m 00s) • PART 2b: Napoli v Genk, Lyon v Leipzig, Ajax v Valencia and Atletico v Lokomotiv previews (16m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Monchengladbach beat Bayern to stay top (26m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A report – Lazio topple Juve + Black Friday (35m 30s) • PART 5: Ligue 1 latest – Monaco & Marseille on the up (46m 00s) • PART 6: La Liga round-up – Joaquin makes Liga history (52m 20s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 40s) • PART 8: The Benzema Valbuena sex tape affair (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/191h 4m

22:44

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: City 1 - 2 United (02m 00s)  • PART 2a: Everton 3 - 1 Chelsea (09m 00s) • PART 2b: Watford 0 - 0 Palace (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Bournemouth 0 - 3 Liverpool (21m 20s) • PART 3b: Red Bull Salzburg v Liverpool preview (25m 00s) • PART 3c: Euro news and CL previews (29m 00s) • PART 3d: Spurs 5 - 0 Burnley (32m 00s)  • PART 4a: Villa 1 - Leicester (41m 00s) • PART 4b: Newcastle 2 - 1 Southampton and the rest of the PL weekend (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 00s)  • PART 6: Through balls; Sunday Oliseh; and the return of Owen Coyle (49m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/12/1956m 1s

The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Karaoke with Jamie Carragher (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Liverpool 5 - 2 Everton (04m 00s) • PART 1c: How to fix Everton (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Man U 2 - 1 Spurs (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Manchester derby preview (20m 30s)  • PART 3a: Jamie’s new podcast (29m 00s) • PART 3b: On Chelsea, Villa and Leicester (32m 30s) • PART 3c: On Brendan, Being: Liverpool, and whose name was in the envelope (34m 00s)  • PART 4a: Palace 1 - 0 Bournemouth and the rest of the PL midweek (41m 00s) • PART 4b: How televised games are picked (44m 30s) • PART 4c: West Ham v Arsenal preview and what next for Rafa Benitez (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s)  • PART 6: Carragher on GNev, El Hadji Diouff, management and the Henry leg touch (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/12/191h 6m

Just push, Mrs Thuram

Big guns fail to fire across Europe as Jimbo, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein review the weekend’s action in the Totally Football Show European edition. Messi and ter Stegen lead Barca to victory away to an Atletico Madrid side struggling under Simeone. But Leverkusen cure Lewandowski’s scoring addiction with a shock victory away in Munich. Was it as shocking as Jurgen Klinsmann’s return to the Bundesliga as Hertha Berlin manager? The Lautaro Lukaku partnership continues to thrive as Inter return to the summit of Serie A, taking advantage of Juve’s slip-up against Sassuolo. And thanks to torrential rain, it was all about AVB, not PSG, in France. Plus the panel react to Saturday’s Euro 2020 draw. And what former WWE champion Rey Mysterio thinks of Lazio’s scintillating form. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Euro 2020 draw reaction (03m 20s) • PART 3: La Liga round up – Messi adds to Simeone struggles (11m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A latest – Inter on top & Lazio on fire (21m 30s) • PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Klinsmann in at Berlin as Leverkusen snuff out Lewandowski (35m 30s) • PART 6: Ligue 1 latest - Marseille jump up while PSG are rained off (45m 00s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 8: Listener questions – what next for Emery? (53m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/12/191h 2m

So cruel, so often

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: QSF out at Watford…again (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Emery out, Freddie in at Arsenal - and the 2-2 with Norwich (06m 30s) • PART 2a: Spurs 3 - 2 Bournemouth (14m 30s) • PART 2b: Man U 2 - 2 Villa (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Chelsea 0 - 1 West Ham (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Newcastle 2 - 2 Man City (24m 30s) • PART 4a: Merseyside derby preview (30m 00s)  • PART 4b: Leicester 2 - 1 Everton - and why would Rodgers leave the Foxes for Arsenal?  (39m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 00s)  • PART 6: Tales of Robbie Savage and Tim Sherwood; EFL news; another managers quiz (45m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/12/1953m 17s

If it’s tomorrow where you are

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Champions League headlines: Lewy, Lukaku and more (01 m 30s)  • PART 1b: On Spurs, Mou and Bournemouth (08m 00s) • PART 2a: On Chelsea, Tammy, Reece James and West Ham (15m 30s) • PART 2b: On Liverpool, Napoli, Salzburg and Brighton (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester v Everton preview (34m 30s) • PART 3b: Norwich v Arsenal preview (40m 00s) • PART 4a: Wolves v Sheff U preview (43m 00s)  • PART 4b: Man U v Villa preview (48m 00s) • PART 4c: Newcastle v City and the rest of the PL weekend (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58 00s)  • PART 6: Amazing atmospheres and fancy dress anecdotes (60m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/11/191h 9m

The emotional piano

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens are back to look ahead to matchday 5 of the Champions League. PSG travel to Real Madrid – is Mbappe auditioning at the Bernabeu? Juventus host Atletico – but does Ronaldo hold Juve back? Barcelona take on Dortmund as Favre feels the heat. Inter Milan look to take advantage. Will they do so thanks to Antonio Conte’s kama sutra? And we review all the domestic action as the proverbial hits the fans in Berlin while Massimo Cellino puts his foot in his mouth once again. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Real Madrid v PSG & Juventus v Atletico Madrid previews (04m 30s) • PART 3: Barcelona v Dortmund, Liverpool v Napoli & Valencia v Chelsea previews (15m 30s) • PART 4: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern back to their best? (29m 00s) • PART 5a: Ligue 1 latest – AVB & Sousa soar up the table (35m 30s) • PART 5b: La Liga round-up – Gerard Pique’s Davis Cup adventures (38m 30s) • PART 5c: Serie A report – Balotelli Brescia racism row rolls on (41m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 7: Conte’s kama sutra & Europa League preview (53m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/11/191h 1m

Kloppage time

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: West Ham 2 - 3 Spurs (01m 30s)  • PART 2a: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool (09m 00s) • PART 2b: City 2 - 1 Chelsea (11m 30s) • PART 2c: Brighton 0 - 2 Leicester (18m 20s) • PART 3a: Sheff U 3 - 3 Man United  (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Everton 0 - 2 Norwich (29m 30s) • PART 3c: Arsenal 2 - 2 Southampton (32m 00s)  • PART 4a: Bournemouth 1 - 2 Wolves (35m 30s) • PART 4b: Watford 0 - 3 Burnley (37m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (41 00s)  • PART 6: Flamengo win the Copa Libertadores - with Nick Ellerby (42m 40s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/11/1950m 56s

Twinkling

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: West Ham v Spurs preview (02m 00s)  • PART 2a: City v Chelsea preview (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Palace v Liverpool (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Wales qualify for Euro 2020 (20m 20s) • PART 3b: Everton v Norwich preview (28m 20s) • PART 3c: Luis Enrique back and the latest on Bale’s Madrid future - with Alvaro Romeo (31m 30s) • PART 4a: Brighton v Leicester preview (36m 10s)  • PART 4b: Sheff U v Man U preview (39m 00s) • PART 4c: Arsenal v Saints and the rest of the PL weekend preview (42m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50 50s)  • PART 6: Dinosaurs, football films and a look ahead to the Copa Libertadores (52m 30s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/11/191h 1m

The Poch putsch

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Poch out, Mou in (01m 00s)  • PART 2: A word from the fans - with Pete Haine from the Tottenham Supporters’ Trust (07m 00s) • PART 3: Mou’s man-management (12m 00s) • PART 4: What next for Poch (16m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (18 00s)  TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/11/1919m 58s

A hibernating bear’s faecal plug

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Yet more tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Euro 2020 headlines (02m 30s) • PART 1c: Wales v Hungary preview (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Scotland, Northern Ireland and Ireland (11m 00s) • PART 2b: England v Montenegro and Kosovo (12m 30s)   • PART 3a: Finland!  (24m 00s) • PART 3b: France, Belgium and the other Euro 2020 favourites (30m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36 10s)  • PART 5a: WSL review - with Lynsey Hooper (38m 00s) • PART 5b: Football data topics (43m 00s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/11/1948m 16s

Sometimes you need that tension

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: England v Montenegro and Sterling v Gomez (03m 40s) • PART 2a: Wales and Northern Ireland news (12m 00s) • PART 2b: Ireland v Denmark - with Niels Harild (15m 40s) • PART 2c: Other Euro 2020 news (19m 00s)   • PART 3a: The Lionesses, Phil Neville and WSL news (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Wenger, Zlatan and Warnock (25m 00s) • PART 3c: Lessons from German football (30m 20s) • PART 4: More Opta Quiz questions and forgotten transfers (34m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42 10s)  • PART 6a: Flip Revering Leicester’s summer of 2015 (44m 00s) • PART 6b: Opta Quiz answers (47m 30s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/11/1951m 43s