The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

By Muddy Knees Media

James Richardson and the Totally Football Show team are here three times a week for the 2019/20 season. On Mondays, it's the Premier League; on Tuesdays, we're all about Europe; and on Thursdays, we'll wrap up everything from midweek and look ahead to the weekend

Episodes

Intellectual doping

03/04 was the making of Mourinho on the world stage and the unravelling of Ranieri at Chelsea. We look back at a campaign that featured a goal-crazy Monaco side, one of Arsenal’s great European nights and Milan’s biggest bottle job. For 12 months at least. In the modern day, everyone’s gearing up to play football. So why not the French? Did Macron have Marseille-based motives? And it’s the showdown you’ve all been waiting for. The grand final of the Inter Totally Cup – Daniel Storey v Michael Cox. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Everyone’s playing football again – apart from France (01m 00s) • PART 2: Daniel Storey v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup Final – part 1 (12m 30s)  • PART 3: 03/04 Champions League season review (21m 00s) • PART 4: Daniel Storey v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup Final – part 2 (55m 00s) • PART 5: Bundesliga weekend preview (59m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (62m 30s) • PART 7: Daniel Storey v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup Final – part 3 (64m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
04/06/201h 13m

The clang of modern football

The last Premier League season of the century. A time when Roy Keane was player of the year and Phillips and Bridges were banging in them in. The Dons met their Premier League demise while Di Canio scored one of the division’s all-time great goals. Today’s Premier League has been given the green light to restart. And with no positive coronavirus tests in the latest round, are we optimistic that we won’t fail where the Bundesliga has succeeded? Rory Smith joins us to discuss. And speaking of the German top division, Flick’s Bayern continued to purr on Saturday as Sancho and Thuram took a stand on Sunday. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Thoughts on the Premier League restart with Rory Smith (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Zombie football: 1999/00 Premier League review (14m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga round-up – Bayern the best in Europe (41m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
01/06/2049m 10s

Grass art maniac

The 2002-03 Champions League campaign saw Serie A come roaring back after a few seasons out of the spotlight. Carlo Ancelotti claimed his first Champions League trophy against his old club Juventus. But is it the worst Champions League final ever? Featuring the most illegal penalty saves ever? The season also provided heroics from Newcastle, Nedved and a standing ovation for Ronaldo at Old Trafford. Elsewhere, we look back at the Bundesliga weekend and the implications of Dortmund’s defeat to Bayern Munich, both for Lucien Favre and for the league as a whole. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Dortmund 0-1 Bayern reaction (02m 00s) • PART 2: 02/03 Champions League season review (15m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga weekend preview – Wagner under pressure (49m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 5: Your tweets (58m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
28/05/201h 5m

Matching pink Ferraris

98/99 brought us the highest quality of title races, John Gregory’s big mouth, and Van Hooijdonk and Di Canio behaving badly. We look back at the second week of Bundesliga action since its return, where home advantage seems to be eradicated. Rafa Honigstein joins us to preview Der Klassiker between the top two. Could a Dortmund defeat lead to a mass exodus for the club’s many stars? And Michael Cox looks to set up an Inter Totally Cup final date with Daniel Storey. Standing in his way…Jack Lang. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Bundesliga round-up – plastic fans and away wins aplenty (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Dortmund v Bayern preview with Rafa Honigstein (06m 00s)  • PART 2: Michael Cox v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s)  • PART 3: Zombie football: 1998/99 Premier League review – part 1 (22m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1998/99 Premier League review – part 2 (35m 30s) • PART 5: Michael Cox v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (51m 00s)      GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
25/05/201h 0m

Sausage factory owner

The 01/02 campaign saw Real Madrid win their 9th European Cup at the expense of Bayer Leverkusen, who knocked out all three English clubs on the way to the final. It was the first season of Xavi at Barca and Zidane at Real. When we were mad on metatarsals and Las Ketchup, and Hoeness was hunting down Honigstein Today’s Bundesliga is back up and running. Will 2020’s Leverkusen serve up another goal-fest against Monchengladbach? And it’s the first leg of the second semi-final of the Inter Totally Cup – Jack Lang versus Michael Cox. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: The state of play in England, Scotland and Germany (01m 00s) • PART 2: Jack Lang v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (12m 30s)  • PART 3: 01/02 Champions League season review (21m 30s) • PART 4: Bundesliga weekend preview (56m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 00s) • PART 6: Jack Lang v Michael Cox in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (65m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
21/05/201h 13m

Conglomerate striker

The panel look back at the 97/98 season. Home to one of the best individual performances of the Premier League era. And the most bizarre managerial unveiling of the Premier League era. Arsenal do the double, Lombardo becomes Palace boss and Kenny Dalglish takes on Paxman on Newsnight. The Bundesliga is back with Dortmund and Bayern back to winning ways. But did it work as a spectacle? Rafa Honigstein gives us the reaction in Germany. And Daniel’s on double duty as he bids for a place in the final of the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Bundesliga round-up – Dortmund back with a bang (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: The state of play in England (15m 30s)  • PART 2: Daniel Storey v Alvaro Romeo in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (19m 00s)  • PART 3: Zombie football: 1997/98 Premier League review – part 1 (28m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1997/98 Premier League review – part 2 (45m 00s) • PART 5: Daniel Storey v Alvaro Romeo in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (60m 30s)      GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
18/05/201h 9m

More centimetres to score

The panel look back at Bayern’s first European Cup win in 25 years. It was the final with all the penalties, so naturally the Germans won it. Featuring Oliver Kahn at his peak, bad boy Stefan Effenberg, and the ludicrously decorated Bixente Lizarazu. And it was the last great ride for Leeds, who managed to squeeze two Champions League campaigns into one. The Bundesliga is back as we examine the prospects of a proper title race. And whether or not Werner will stay in Germany when it’s all said and done. Plus it’s the first leg of the first semi-final in the Inter Totally Cup. Daniel Storey goes away from home to take on Alvaro Romeo. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Football’s back! (01m 00s) • PART 2: Alvaro Romeo v Daniel Storey in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (11m 00s)  • PART 3: 00/01 Champions League season review (20m 00s) • PART 4: Bundesliga weekend preview (51m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (62m 00s) • PART 6: Alvaro Romeo v Daniel Storey in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (66m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
14/05/201h 16m

Football with broccoli

Back in 1996/97, there was an Italian influx, Manchester United were the worst champions ever and Leeds experienced peak George Graham. Plus there was Arsene Wenger, Ali Dia, Calamity James, Peter Reid’s potty mouth and Kevin Keegan’s farewell. Also on the podcast, Matt takes us through the return of the K-League, where fake crowd noise and former Boro strikers in their forties are all the rage. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: K-League round-up! (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Your questions (09m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 1996/97 Premier League review – part 1 (19m 30s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1996/97 Premier League review – part 2 (39m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
10/05/2058m 32s

After 90 minutes of sheer hell

The Champions League season at the turn of the century was lit up by Batistuta’s Fiorentina, Mihajlovic’s Lazio and Flo’s Chelsea. The whole thing was won by Redondo’s Real, who were victorious in the all-Spanish final against Valencia in Paris. But what really happened with Nicolas Anelka during his year in Madrid? In the modern day, football is coming back! Rafa Honigstein brings developments from the Bundesliga, while Steve Price alerts us to kick-off in South Korea this weekend. And in the last quarter-final in the Inter Totally Cup, Michael Cox takes on Carl Anka. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1a: Rafa Honigstein on the return of the Bundesliga (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Steve Price on the return of the K-League (08m 30s)  • PART 1c: Ads with the lads (12m 30s)  • PART 2: Michael Cox v Carl Anka in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (19m 00s) • PART 3: 99/00 Champions League season review (27m 30s) • PART 4: 99/00 Champions League – the final (42m 30s) • PART 5: Michael Cox v Carl Anka in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (67m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
07/05/201h 16m

Get a Wim Jonk while you’re at it

The 94/95 season saw Shearer and Sutton fire Blackburn to their first title in 81 years. And Forest finished 3rd! The panel look back on a game-changing campaign for the Premier League, as a combination of Klinsmann and controversy take the division global. The bad boys of the Inter Totally Cup meet for a semi-final place as James Horncastle and Jack Lang quiz off. Plus we discuss the most infuriating reasons for missing games. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rounding up the news and your questions (01m 00s)  • PART 2: James Horncastle v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (10m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 1994/95 Premier League review – part 1 (19m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1994/95 Premier League review – part 2 (42m 00s) • PART 5: James Horncastle v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
03/05/201h 4m

Airplanes in the belly

98/99 is defined by Man United’s treble success. We force Rafa to relive the United Bayern final - the substitutions that went right and the substitutions that went wrong. It’s a campaign also featuring Arsenal at Wembley, the inexperienced Carlo Ancelotti and the Pat Nevin of Germany. We’ve got another huge quarter-final in the Inter Totally Cup as Daniel Storey takes on Julien Laurens. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: France cancels the season + your tweets (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Daniel Storey v Julien Laurens in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (12m 00s) • PART 3: 98/99 Champions League season review (20m 00s) • PART 4: 98/99 Champions League – that night in Barcelona (41m 00s) • PART 5: Daniel Storey v Julien Laurens in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
30/04/201h 10m

Blobby In, Branfoot Out

United’s second season in the Premier League wasn’t so difficult as they crushed all opposition in 93/94. Were they better than the United side of 98/99? Plus we bask in the beauty of Cole and Le Tissier and recoil in horror at Swindon and Grobbelaar. In the modern day, Rafa Honigstein joins us to explain the rationale behind Bundesliga plans to restart the season in May. And it’s the first quarter-final of the Inter Totally Cup – Alvaro Romeo versus Pat Nevin. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rafa Honigstein on the return of the Bundesliga (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Alvaro Romeo v Pat Nevin in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (17m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 1993/94 Premier League review – part 1 (26m 30s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 1993/94 Premier League review – part 2 (44m 00s) • PART 5: Alvaro Romeo v Pat Nevin in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (53m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
26/04/201h 2m

Club of the humble

Jupp Heynckes’s Real, thanks to the heroics of Predrag Mijatovic and Christian Karembeu, turned over Juve in the final, at the end of a scintillating campaign showcasing Shevchenko, Trezeguet and Asprilla. The panel get into a heated debate over their favourite football ads of all time. Are you an airport person, a cage person or a write the future person? Plus the final last 16 tie of the Inter Totally Cup pits Michael Cox against Matt Davies-Adams. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: UEFA plans for the season and Newcastle’s next manager? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Michael Cox v Matt Davies-Adams in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s) • PART 3: 97/98 Champions League season review (25m 00s) • PART 4: 97/98 Champions League – the knock-out stages (36m 00s) • PART 5: The best ever football ads (57m 00s) • PART 6: Michael Cox v Matt Davies-Adams in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (62m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
23/04/201h 14m

Current wine importer

The 2011/12 Premier League campaign saw Manchester City pip rivals United to the title on goal difference on the last day. You might remember how it ended. But do you remember it was Alan Pardew’s best season in management? Or Paul Scholes coming out of retirement mid-season? Or that Blackburn chicken ad? Plus Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov battle it out in the penultimate last 16 tie in the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Newcastle takeover and careers after football (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Carl Anka v Sasha Goryunov in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (07m 00s) • PART 3: Zombie football: 2011/2012 Premier League review – part 1 (15m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: 2011/2012 Premier League review – part 2 (33m 00s) • PART 5: Carl Anka v Sasha Goryunov in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
19/04/201h 5m

The human can opener

The panel travel back to 96/97 when Dortmund and Schalke did a European double. Dortmund’s only Champions League success powered by Sammer, Ricken and Paul Lambert. Duncan invites us into a wonderful world where Gazza scores against Germany at Euro 96. And Fergie’s plans go to pot. Jack Lang and Emma Saunders raise the bar in the Inter Totally Cup. And is Mike Ashley actually leaving Newcastle? RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Newcastle takeover and post-football careers (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Emma Saunders v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (09m 00s) • PART 3: Any films worth watching? (16m 00s) • PART 4: 96/97 Champions League season review (23m 00s) • PART 5: 96/97 Champions League and UEFA Cup finals reviewed (44m 30s) • PART 6: Flip Reverse It – what if Gazza had scored against Germany? (55m 00s) • PART 7: Emma Saunders v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (61m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
16/04/201h 11m

Eight more votes than Theo Zagorakis

Roman Abramovich arrived in England but nobody could beat Arsenal in the Premier League in 03/04. Do they – or indeed Thierry Henry – get enough love? This is the year that the Premier League lost Leeds, while Cristiano Ronaldo began his Manchester United career with a few too many lollipops. Elsewhere, it’s France v Brazil as Julien Laurens takes on Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup. And Rory Smith fills us in on the potential impact of the pandemic on women’s football. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rory Smith with the latest around Europe (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Footballers acting in films (10m 00s) • PART 3: Julien Laurens v Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football – 03/04 Premier League season review (22m 30s) • PART 5: Julien Laurens v Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
12/04/201h 4m

Snake power rankings

We travel back in time to the 95/96 season of the Champions League which gives us a chance to rave about Raul. It was a disastrous campaign for Blackburn and a watershed moment for Juventus and Ajax. Flicks and Kicks returns with our review of A Shot At Glory, a film where Ally McCoist steals the show from Robert Duvall and Michael Keaton. Rafa Honigstein and Daniel Storey go head-to-head in a humdinger in the Inter Totally Cup. Plus there’s nicknames, ClubCall and the varying definitions of ‘doing a Ravanelli’ RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Tribute to Raddy Antic (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Rafael Honigstein v Daniel Storey in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 00s) • PART 3: Player nicknames (13m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football – 95/96 Champions League season review (18m 30s) • PART 5: Flicks and Kicks – A Shot At Glory review (43m 30s) • PART 6: Rafael Honigstein v Daniel Storey in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (54m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
09/04/201h 2m

Division One rolled in glitter

Today, the panel look back to 92-93, the very first Premier League campaign that saw Manchester United’s dominance commence and Clough’s last knockings at Nottingham Forest. We discuss Norwich as the original entertainers, Oldham as the original escapologists and the most influential team performance of the Premier League era. In the modern day, Liverpool, Tottenham and Newcastle are furloughing their non-playing staff. Does that make them morally repugnant? Plus Tom Williams and James Horncastle meet in one of the eye-catching ties of the Inter Totally Cup. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Furloughing football clubs (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Tom Williams v James Horncastle in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 30s) • PART 3: Your questions – scuppered signings for silly reasons (14m 30s) • PART 4: 92-93 Premier League season review – part 1 (20m 30s) • PART 5: 92-93 Premier League season review – part 2 (37m 30s) • PART 6: Tom Williams v James Horncastle in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (47m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
05/04/2059m 50s

Like a luxury Stewart Downing

Flicks and Kicks sees the team review United Passions – the FIFA-funded film about FIFA with Tim Roth starring as Saint Sepp Blatter. With Kane’s future up in the air, we flip reverse to a world where Birmingham were successful in buying Bale from Spurs. In the second match-up of our Totally quiz, Lynsey Hooper goes head to head with Pat Nevin for a place in the quarter-finals. Plus we discuss celebs at football, footballers in mundane places and caddying for Dean Saunders. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Good news stories, Premier League camp & Harry Kane’s future (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Lynsey Hooper v Pat Nevin in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 30s) • PART 3: Your questions – ironic names and footballer encounters (15m 00s) • PART 4: Flip Reverse It – if Bale had gone to Birmingham (26m 30s) • PART 5: Flicks and Kicks – United Passions review (33m 30s) • PART 6: Lynsey Hooper v Pat Nevin in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (45m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
02/04/2053m 59s

Die Hard henchman

PSG had a team to drool over, Milan were permanent fixtures in the final. But 94/95 was arguably Louis Van Gaal’s finest season as a manager, leading his Ajax starlets to Champions League glory. Although Jari Litmanen was robbed of the Ballon D’Or. It’s the whole story of the campaign. From Gothenburg to Gary Walsh. In the modern day, there’s contract reshuffles at Barca, Bayern and Juve. And Benzema’s got beef with Olivier Giroud. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe and favourite commentaries (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: 94/95 Champions League review part 1 (12m 00s) • PART 2b: 94/95 Champions League review part 2 (22m 00s)
30/03/2046m 35s

Dawn of the dour

The 04/05 season saw Chelsea end Arsenal and United’s dominance of English football, plus the greatest relegation battle ever. Also big that season - David Prutton, Frank Burrows and David James up front. Rory Smith is back to hold our hand in this football-less world. And it’s round 1 of our Totally World Cup quiz. Duncan Alexander versus Alvaro Romeo. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Rory Smith on seasons being voided (04m 00s)  • PART 2a: Duncan Alexander v Alvaro Romeo in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Your questions (15m 30s) • PART 3: Zombie football – 04/05 season review (24m 00s) • PART 4: Duncan Alexander v Alvaro Romeo in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (52m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
29/03/2059m 26s

Baked bean cake

Today we take on the film Escape To Victory, where football and POW camps collide. Starring Michael Caine, Sylvester Stallone, Pele, John Wark and that bloke from The Vicar of Dibley. Duncan Alexander constructs a reality where Roman Abramovich didn’t buy Chelsea – but Arsenal instead! Plus there’s George Weah’s new single, footballer’s weddings and a mouth-watering first round draw. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Weah’s worthy song & Hulk gets hitched (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Solutions to finishing the season & the Totally Quiz draw (10m 30s) • PART 3: Flip Reverse It – if Abramovich had bought Arsenal (15m 30s) • PART 4: Flicks and Kicks – Escape To Victory review (24m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
26/03/2044m 5s

Volcanic characters

The panel look back at the 93-94 Champions League, a place in which was turned down by PSG! Featuring Capello’s Milan, Cruyff’s Barcelona, Wenger’s Monaco. And Manchester United’s trip to hell. Plus the goalscoring exploits of Wynton Rufer. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines around Europe – eGames and Neymar to Barca? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Your questions – Borussia beef and Bilbao’s best (09m 30s) • PART 3: Zombie football: our look back at the 93-94 Champions League season (14m 00s) • PART 4: Milan 4-0 Barcelona - the greatest final performance ever? (31m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
24/03/2048m 15s

I’m a butterfly, you’re worker ants

Keegan’s entertainers up against Fergie’s fledglings. We review one of the great title races in a campaign where English clubs were rubbish in Europe. Except for Forest. Featuring some all-time great soundbites, relegation through a lack of social media and the most underrated Premier League player of all time. Elsewhere, we’ve got footballing mums and the mother of all goals. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Anyone see Maradona last night? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Kieran Maguire from the Price of Football podcast joins us (05m 30s) • PART 3: Mother’s Day mail and the best goals we’ve ever seen live (14m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football – 95/96 season review (23m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
23/03/2056m 26s

Pat Jennings’s oil filters

Rory Smith is back to bring us an update on the latest moves within UEFA, as to how to salvage the season. On the agenda today, we offer up a Ronaldinho retrospective, with the brilliant Brazilian currently in Paraguyan prison. Plus we review Green Street, where Frodo does football fighting and Charlie Hunnam attempts a cockney accent. And there’s room for Eurovision and Glauber Berti the six-minute man. • PART 1: State of play with Rory Smith + which players will miss Euro 2020 the most? (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Glauber Berti – Man City legend (12m 30s) • PART 3: Our Ronaldinho retrospective (20m 00s) • PART 4: Footballer endorsements – from Rooney to Blackburn (37m 00s) • PART 5: Green Street film review (46m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
19/03/201h 2m

A few transfusions

We look back at the first Champions League final in 1993, which pitted Berlusconi against the Berlusconi who got busted. Milan versus Bernard Tapie’s Marseille. The only European Cup won by a French side, a story of match-fixing, doping and another Chris Waddle single. Elsewhere, Michiel Jongsma discusses Alan Pardew’s time in Holland. Plus we pick out the worst managers ever, frustrating players and fallen giants. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The impact of coronavirus around Europe (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Pardew’s 100 days at Den Haag with Michiel Jongsma (09m 00s) • PART 3: Your questions – most frustrating players and investing in fallen giants (15m 00s) • PART 4: Zombie football: our look back at the 1993 Champions League final (30m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
17/03/2059m 4s

Couldn’t defend for butter

With all major European leagues suspending football amid the coronavirus pandemic, we discuss with Rory Smith where the authorities go from here and when we might see football played again. Turning back the clock, we look at the greatest title race in Premier League history and review the 2013-14 season. A time of Ozil, Di Canio and when Liverpool had a title taken away from them. Plus we finally have time for conversations on dribbling, Nicolas Anelka and Love Is Blind. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Coming up today (01m 00s)  • PART 2: The future of football with Rory Smith (04m 00s) • PART 3: Your questions – season simulator, favourite games and dribblers (12m 30s) • PART 4: Zombie football: our look back at the 13/14 season (29m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
16/03/2058m 25s

Elongated Lionel Messi

Last year’s Champions League finalists Liverpool and Tottenham are both knocked out at the last 16 stage. Where did it go wrong for the Reds? And are we already reaching the end times under Mourinho at Tottenham? Watford v Leicester may or may not go ahead but we look back to 2013 and one of the greatest footballing finales of all time. Plus Nutella, the ownership situation at Newcastle and Pepe Reina tries to catch the tube. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: More coronavirus concerns (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Liverpool 2-3 Atletico & PSG 2-0 Dortmund (04m 30s) • PART 3: Valencia 3-4 Atalanta & Leipzig 3-0 Tottenham (19m 00s) • PART 4a: Watford v Leicester, looking back to 2013 & games behind closed doors (30m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the games at the bottom of the Premier League (39m 30s) • PART 4c: The battle to reach the Champions League and will Liverpool win the title this weekend? (41m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)  • PART 6: We’re going to Ibiza (58m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
12/03/201h 8m

Qatar karma

Like many games this week, PSG v Dortmund will be behind closed doors. Can the Parisians end their knock-out stage hoodoo? And will Atletico upset holders Liverpool at Anfield? Leipzig move aside as we are appear to be moving towards a Bayern Dortmund title race. Juve lead the way in Italy and they will be staying there for a while as all sport is suspended until early April. Barcelona are back on top, while there’s an all Basque Copa Del Rey final to look forward to. Plus Boca, Boban and AVB blowing a fuse. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Coronavirus across the continent (03m 00s) • PART 3: PSG v Dortmund & Liverpool v Atletico previews (12m 00s) • PART 4: Leipzig v Spurs & Valencia v Atalanta previews (23m 30s) • PART 5: Around the world – Boca, MLS & Pardew (31m 00s) • PART 6a: Serie A update – Juve beat Inter & Boban leaves Milan (37m 30s) • PART 6b: La Liga latest – an all Basque cup final (44m 00s) • PART 6c: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern the team to beat (50m 30s) • PART 6d: Ligue 1 round-up – AVB’s meltdown (54m 30s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 00s)  • PART 8: Europa League look ahead (61m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
10/03/201h 11m

Clown running through a minefield

It’s another man of the match display from the boy wonder Billy Gilmour at Stamford Bridge. Are Man City missing Arteta? We recognise Roy Hodgson’s achievements at Palace and discuss Dean Henderson’s England chances. But with a global pandemic, should we even have football to talk about right now? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 2-0 Man City & Arsenal 1-0 West Ham (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Chelsea 4-0 Everton (12m 00s) • PART 3: Spurs and Liverpool get ready for Champions League action (22m 00s) • PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (35m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 30s)  • PART 6: Your questions (49m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
09/03/2059m 6s

Siegfried Sassoon vibe

Tottenham head out of the cup as Eric Dier heads into the stands to confront a fan. We ask if Spurs should be expecting a bit more from the rather expensive Mourinho. Carlo Ancelotti’s heading back to Stamford Bridge and there’s a Manchester derby at Old Trafford. But will it be merely a training exercise for Man City? Plus George Caulkin tells us about life on the road with Newcastle fans. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Norwich knock out Tottenham as Dier heads for the stands (02m 30s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool (13m 00s) • PART 2b: West Brom 2-3 Newcastle with George Caulkin (18m 30s) • PART 3: Manchester derby, Chelsea v Everton & Liverpool v Bournemouth previews (24m 00s) • PART 4: Jude Bellingham & the rest of the Premier League weekend (40m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)  • PART 6: Premier League mascots in Brazil (58m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
05/03/201h 6m

I’m not the midfielder you’re looking for

Real Madrid win the Clasico, leading many to assume Barcelona – and Lionel Messi – are in decline. Lazio are top of Serie A but is the Italian season in danger of not being completed due to the coronavirus? Bayern stay top despite barely completing their game this week, as hate towards Hoffenheim’s Hopp reaches new levels. Plus Mbappe’s elasticos, Andre-Pierre Gignac’s legendary status in Mexico and the start of the MLS season. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Real Madrid 2-0 Barcelona (03m 30s) • PART 3: The coronavirus conundrum in Italy (14m 30s) • PART 4: Why all the Hoffenheim Hopp hate? (23m 00s) • PART 5a: Mbappe on the march in Ligue 1 (33m 45s) • PART 5b: Luis Miguel Echegaray on the start of the MLS season (37m 30s) • PART 5c: Big Mac for Gignac and a great week for Getafe (45m 00s) • PART 6: Lazio go top of Serie A + the rest of the big stories around Europe (48m 00s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 30s)  • PART 8: Your questions (66m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
03/03/201h 11m

Defence and justice

The bottom 3 all taste victory in the Premier League. Emma Saunders pops in to discuss whether Watford’s win over the champions elect is the greatest in their history. And the race for the top 4/5 is hotting up as Wolves make their move with a victory at Tottenham. Plus Dean Henderson wins big at Goodison Park and David Moyes struggles with his French. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man City win the Carabao Cup (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Watford 3-0 Liverpool with Emma Saunders (06m 30s) • PART 3: Norwich 1-0 Leicester & West Ham 3-1 Southampton (19m 00s) • PART 4: Spurs 2-3 Wolves, Everton 1-1 Man Utd & Bournemouth 2-2 Chelsea (26m 00s) • PART 5: Dundalk, Argentina, Russia and the rest of the PL action  (43m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 45s)  • PART 7: Euro news (56m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
02/03/201h 3m

Driving through the smoke

Man City make a statement in Europe with their win at the Bernabeu – next up Aston Villa in the Carabao Cup Final. Chelsea are embarrassed by Bayern and the world class Alphonso Davies. Will their bogey team Bournemouth pile more misery on the Blues? Plus Pards under pressure, Peppa Pig World and what Pep has in common with Andy Roxburgh. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Nevin to West Ham? (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Real Madrid 1-2 Man City (03m 30s) • PART 3: Chelsea 0-3 Bayern Munich (13m 00s) • PART 4a: Napoli 1-1 Barcelona with James Horncastle (23m 00s) • PART 4b: Lyon 1-0 Juventus (28m 00s) • PART 5: Carabao Cup final preview (33m 00s) • PART 6: Premier League weekend preview (37m 30s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s)  • PART 8: Euro news and your questions (58m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
27/02/201h 11m

The most important of the least important things

Will Bayern and Juve show they deserve to be among the favourites for the Champions League this week? Can a resurgent Napoli upset Barca? And will Real get one over on their old nemesis Pep? Elsewhere, the coronavirus is wreaking havoc in Serie A. Plus what makes PSG infuriating to support. And Rory Smith joins us having been to the Intercontinental Derby in Turkey. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Chelsea v Bayern & Napoli v Barcelona previews (04m 00s) • PART 3: Lyon v Juventus & Real Madrid v Man City previews (19m 00s) • PART 4: Europa League look-ahead (33m 00s) • PART 5: Bundesliga & Ligue 1 update – Dortmund v PSG fall-out (36m 00s) • PART 6: Coronavirus halts Serie A schedule (46m 30s) • PART 7: La Liga latest – Atleti back to winning ways (53m 00s) • PART 8: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s) • PART 9: Fenerbahce 1-3 Galatasaray with Rory Smith (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
25/02/201h 15m

An abject lack of responsibility

There’s refereeing controversy in Burnley, Nottingham and Inverness, to name but a few. In the Premier League, there are plaudits aplenty for Saka, Fernandes and McNeil. Plus a look ahead to the Champions League and a look back at a huge game at the top of the WSL. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Arsenal 3-2 Everton (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Man Utd 3-0 Watford & Wolves 3-0 Norwich (08m 30s) • PART 2: Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham (18m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester 0-1 Man City (32m 00s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (36m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 00s)  • PART 5: Euro news & the WSL title-decider? (48m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
24/02/2059m 5s

Niche beef

Liverpool and Tottenham are both undone in Europe, both posing very little goal threat. The same can’t be said of Erling Haaland at Dortmund. Just how good can he be? And how far can Atalanta go? There’s a huge game at Stamford Bridge in the race for the top 4. But we tell you why Arsenal are the team to tip for Champions League football. Plus Wenger’s offside rule, Barca bag Braithwaite and how helium works. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Atletico 1-0 Liverpool (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Tottenham 0-1 Leipzig (08m 00s) • PART 3: Dortmund 2-1 PSG & Atalanta 4-1 Valencia (16m 30s) • PART 4a: Chelsea v Tottenham, Man Utd v Watford & Leicester v Man City previews (30m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League action (45m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 45s)  • PART 6: Wenger’s offside rule and controversy at Barcelona (60m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
20/02/201h 11m

Full gas

Will Dortmund v PSG deliver the goal-fest we all expect? Do Leipzig have the experience to progress? And what are the prospects for Atalanta and Atleti? Plus domestically Milinkovic-Savic secures a huge win for Lazio over Inter. Are they the most reliable team in the Serie A title race? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Dortmund v PSG preview, plus a look at Ligue 1 (03m 45s) • PART 3: Tottenham v Leipzig preview, Bundesliga round-up, plus racism in Portugal (11m 45s) • PART 4: Serie A summary – Lazio win the big one against Inter (26m 00s) • PART 5: Atalanta v Valencia & Atletico v Liverpool previews (40m 30s) • PART 6: La Liga latest – Barca close the gap but need a striker (50m 30s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 45s) • PART 8: Europa League preview (60m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
18/02/201h 9m

Very particular about his black Diadoras

Kieran Maguire from the Price of Football helps us discuss the ramifications of Manchester City’s two-year ban from the Champions League, with 5th becoming the new 4th in the Premier League. Are Liverpool about to complete football? Will Mourinho continue to produce free-flowing action? Is Dani Ceballos back? Plus Bong Joon Ho’s favourite player and what passed for a Premier League training ground in the 90s. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man City banned from Europe – 4th is the new 5th. With Kieran Maguire from the Price Of Football podcast (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Aston Villa 2-3 Tottenham (15m 00s) • PART 2b: Norwich 0-1 Liverpool (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Arsenal 4-0 Newcastle, Southampton 1-2 Burnley & Wolves 0-0 Leicester (28m 30s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Man Utd & Man City v West Ham previews (41m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s)  • PART 5: Euro news (52m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
17/02/2059m 35s

86 different pairs of shorts

Can Norwich add champions elect Liverpool to their list of Carrow Road scalps? Will Wolves and Leicester feature in one of the games of the season? And has Jose Mourinho gone Full Metal Jacket? Plus players with short shorts, Jurgen Klinsmann on Facebook and Andy Carroll on Bebo. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Flashback to the opening weekend (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Norwich v Liverpool & Aston Villa v Spurs previews (05m 00s) • PART 3: Wolves v Leicester preview (13m 30s) • PART 4a: Arsenal v Newcastle & Southampton v Burnley previews (22m 00s) • PART 4b: Pochettino to United? Ziyech to Chelsea (29m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (33m 00s)  • PART 6: Championship, tight title races & your questions (35m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
13/02/2048m 39s

Put him in the fridge

Inter come from behind to win the Milan derby and go top of Serie A. Could the consequences be serious for Sarri at Juventus? Are Dortmund fed up of Favre after they lose 4-3 to Leverkusen in the Bundesliga? Payet continues to shine in France – will Arsene Wenger soon be joining him? Plus the Basque clubs take centre stage in Spain. And Adel Taarabt – defensive midfielder? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A update – Milan derby, Inter top, Sarri out? (02m 30s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leverkusen 4-3 Dortmund, Favre on borrowed time? (18m 30s) • PART 4: Liga Nos and Ligue 1 round-up – Payet in his prime (35m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – Isak helps the Basques take centre stage (45m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s) • PART 7: Your questions (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
11/02/201h 9m

Gusty movements

Everton are flying under Ancelotti but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t big up Big Dunc and pick on Pickford. Sheffield United are back in the spotlight - hear how they’re becoming a classic mid 90s side. And Brighton and Watford take part in one of the most important games of the season. Plus Leeds falling apart, footballers with famous footballing fathers, the window and wind-assisted goals. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Brighton 1-1 Watford (03m 30s)  • PART 2a: Sheff Utd 2-1 Bournemouth (11m 00s) • PART 2b: Windy goals (17m 30s) • PART 3: Everton 3-1 Crystal Palace (21m 00s) • PART 4a: Forest 2-0 Leeds with Nick Miller (34m 00s) • PART 4b: Footballers with famous footballing fathers (39m 00s) • PART 5: Other headlines – the summer transfer window is extended (44m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s)  • PART 7: The Swedish Zlatan (54m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
10/02/201h 1m

Electric shock salsa

We look ahead to the first half of Matchweek 26 in the Premier League with a six-pointer at the bottom, plus an ageing Palace looking to get back on track. Plus Forest v Leeds, funny Brazilian names and Road Rash II. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Oxford 2-3 Newcastle (02m 00s)  • PART 2: The rest of the FA Cup 4th round replays (07m 30s) • PART 3: Funny Brazilian names with Jack Lang (19m 00s) • PART 4a: Brighton v Watford & Man City v West Ham previews (24m 00s) • PART 4b: Sheff Utd v Bournemouth & Everton v Crystal Palace previews (34m 30s) • PART 5: Forest v Leeds preview with Adrian Clarke (43m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s)  • PART 7: Euro news & your questions (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
06/02/201h 1m

It makes a hell of a cocktail

Kylian in the name of? What's gone on with Tuchel and Mbappe? Is Haaland scoring enough goals? Which Spanish manager has transformed over the years? And for who was the jig up? These and many other questions answered in this week's podcast RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bundeslige bulletin - Haaland braced again and Bayern back on top (06m 00s) • PART 3: Ligue 1 round-up – Mbappe v Neymar, Brittany's choreography, and Toulouse didn't lose (19m 10s) • PART 4: La Liga latest – Getafe move to second, and Real win Madrid derby (33m 30s) • PART 5: Serie A update - Walter leaves Torino, mini Maldini plays, and Eriksen's debut (45m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 50s) • PART 7: Your questions (66m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
04/02/201h 15m

Regrettable

Liverpool are 22 points clear at the top of the table and could win the title in the Merseyside derby. Why are Manchester City so wasteful? At the other end of the table, West Ham and Watford are on the wrong end of thrilling comebacks. The panel debate and defend Ighalo, Giroud and Guaita. Plus there’s an insight into life selling to the building services industry. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Liverpool are 22 points clear (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Tottenham 2-0 Man City & Burnley 0-0 Arsenal (06m 00s) • PART 3: Leicester 2-2 Chelsea, Palace 0-1 Sheff Utd & West Ham 3-3 Brighton (19m 30s) • PART 4a: Watford 2-3 Everton (36m 00s) • PART 4b: Man Utd 0-0 Wolves & FA Cup 4th round replays (44m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news (57m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
03/02/201h 10m

A Hotel Babylon vibe

There’s the League Cup semi-finals, Premier League weekend and closing of the transfer window to be discussed. Plus Pacman, Thames AFC and Salomon Kalou. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man City reach the League Cup final (03m 00s)  • PART 2: Villa reach the League Cup final, with Dan Bardell from the 1874 podcast (10m 00s) • PART 3: West Ham 0-2 Liverpool + previews of West Ham v Brighton & Liverpool v Southampton (20m 00s) • PART 4a: Transfer chat (28m 30s) • PART 4b: Leicester v Chelsea, Spurs v Man City & Man Utd v Wolves previews (32m 30s) • PART 5a: Championship round-up – how do Forest fans feel? (42m 30s) • PART 5b: The battle at the bottom of the Premier League (45m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s)  • PART 7: Euro news & your questions (53m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
30/01/201h 3m

Mountaineering metaphors

Atletico Madrid have slumped under Simeone, as La Liga as a whole asks where have all the goals gone? Germany, that’s where. And that was even before Erling Haaland arrived at Dortmund with his 5 goals in less than an hour. There’s adoration for Ilicic’s Atalanta as they win 7-0 in Turin. In France, Neymar says he’s in the form of his life. Is he the best player ever to star in Ligue 1? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A update – Rome derby, Juve beaten & Atalanta hit seven (03m 30s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig lose as Haaland hots up (16m 30s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 round-up – Neymar in the form of his life? (29m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – more woe for Atletico (36m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (51m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
28/01/201h 1m

His legs are human legs

Shrewsbury force a replay with Liverpool thanks to the “Poundshop Jamie Vardy.” But did Jurgen Klopp go too far with his post-match statement that he and the first-team players will be absent for the replay? We also talk Lo Celso, Saint-Maximin and the mascot race of the weekend. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Shrewsbury 2-2 Liverpool (04m 00s)  • PART 2: Tranmere 0-6 Man Utd & Man City 4-0 Fulham (13m 30s) • PART 3a: West Ham 0-1 West Brom & Hull 1-2 Chelsea (23m 00s) • PART 3b: Newcastle 0-0 Oxford & Southampton 1-1 Spurs (29m 00s) • PART 4: League Cup semi-finals preview (38m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news & Bournemouth v Arsenal (55m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
27/01/2052m 46s

Vortex of heritage

There’s not a lot of love for Solskjaer after Manchester United’s home humbling to Burnley at Old Trafford. But we are singing the praises of Gabriel Martinelli, Ricardo Pereira and Gary Rowett. Plus there’s the prospect of Ederson on pens and Lejeune’s killer instinct. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 0-2 Burnley (02m 30s)  • PART 2: Chelsea 2-2 Arsenal (13m 30s) • PART 3a: Aston Villa 2-1 Watford, Bournemouth 3-1 Brighton & Leicester 4-1 West Ham (23m 00s) • PART 3b: Tottenham 2-1 Norwich, Sheff Utd 0-1 Man City & Crystal Palace 0-2 Southampton (29m 30s) • PART 3c: The madness at Goodison Park (35m 00s) • PART 4a: FA Cup 4th round preview (41m 00s) • PART 4b: Nick Hart from the Achtung Millwall podcast joins us (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news & your questions (55m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
23/01/201h 4m

Like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park

Erling Haaland scores 3 on his Dortmund debut, but it’s Timo Werner who’s the top scorer in the Bundesliga. 16 year-old Rayan Cherki scores twice and assists twice for Lyon while Ciro Immobile chases down the Serie A scoring record. Plus we bring you the attempted murder mystery involving the former Leeds defender and the former Sheffield Wednesday striker. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: The Bundesliga’s back with Haaland and Werner hitting high numbers (03m 30s) • PART 3: La Liga latest– Setien settles in at Barca & an attempted murder mystery (16m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A update – Lazio soar while Napoli suffer (29m 30s) • PART 5a: Eredivisie – a winning start for Pards (45m 00s) • PART 5b: Ligue 1 round-up – Cherki on the rise & Cavani on the move (47m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
21/01/201h 10m

Unserious football individual

Liverpool take a step closer to the title and Bournemouth a step closer to the drop. Plus we discuss Gary Cahill’s comeback, Pepe Reina’s hotel rooms and Adama Traore – football loophole. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Liverpool 2-0 Man Utd & Burnley 2-1 Leicester (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Newcastle 1-0 Chelsea & Arsenal 1-1 Sheff Utd (14m 30s) • PART 3a: Man City 2-2 Crystal Palace & Southampton 2-3 Wolves (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Watford 0-0 Tottenham & 10 years of Gold & Sullivan at West Ham (28m 30s) • PART 3c: Norwich 1-0 Bournemouth & Brighton 1-1 Aston Villa (36m 00s) • PART 4: WSL round-up (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s)  • PART 6: Euro news (54m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
20/01/201h 1m

Younger than Damon Albarn

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: FA Cup 4th round replay reaction (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Arsenal v Sheff Utd preview with James Shield from The Star, Sheffield (07m 30s) • PART 3: Mike Dean: football icon (16m 30s) • PART 4a: Watford v Tottenham & Newcastle v Chelsea previews (25m 00s) • PART 4b: Norwich v Bournemouth, Brighton v Aston Villa, Burnley v Leicester & West Ham v Everton previews (34m 30s) • PART 4c: Man City v Crystal Palace, Southampton v Wolves & Liverpool v Man Utd previews (45m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news (59m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
16/01/201h 7m

When there is no structure, there’s chaos

Valverde is shown the door at Barcelona. Does the club’s courting of Xavi, Koeman and Pochettino show they don’t really know what they’re doing? Plus another Valverde makes himself a hero at Real Madrid in less than heroic fashion. Zlatan’s back scoring in Serie A but it’s all about Lazio who are showing they’re legit in the title race, as Inter get very busy in the transfer window. PSG’s four fantastics contribute to a 3-3 draw with Monaco while AVB’s Marseille close the gap at the top of Ligue 1. And Rafa runs the rule over the big additions at Bayern and Dortmund. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A summary – Zlatan, Lazio and Inter get busy (03m 30s) • PART 3: Ligue 1 latest– PSG 3-3 Monaco and the aptly named Toulouse (23m 45s) • PART 4: La Liga update – Valverde out at Barcelona (33m 00s) • PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Haaland and Nubel on the move (45m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
14/01/201h 10m

The barrier to fun

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Tottenham 0-1 Liverpool (02m 00s)  • PART 2: Aston Villa 1-6 Man City (15m 00s) • PART 3a: Bournemouth 0-3 Watford & Leicester 1-2 Southampton (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Sheff Utd 1-0 West Ham & Wolves 1-1 Newcastle (32m 30s) • PART 3c: Man Utd 4-0 Norwich & Crystal Palace 1-1 Arsenal (37m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 40s)  • PART 5: Everton 1-0 Brighton & Chelsea 3-0 Burnley (48m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
13/01/2056m 10s

Villain in a Playstation 3 game

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Man Utd 1-3 Man City & Leicester 1-1 Aston Villa (01m 00s)  • PART 2: Arsenal 1-0 Leeds + FA Cup 4th round draw (12m 00s) • PART 3a: Bournemouth v Watford preview with Michael Dunne, author of Dean Court Days (16m 00s) • PART 3b: Man Utd v Norwich, Everton v Brighton & Chelsea v Burnley previews (22m 30s) • PART 3c: Wolves v Newcastle, Sheffield United v West Ham and Crystal Palace v Arsenal previews  (28m 30s) • PART 4: Leicester v Southampton preview (33m 00s) • PART 5: Dedicated to Daniele De Rossi (39m 30s) • PART 6: Tottenham v Liverpool preview (46m 40s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 40s)  • PART 8: Euro news (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
09/01/201h 0m

We can’t have nice things, can we?

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: The magic of the cup? (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Brighton 0-1 Sheff Wed & Liverpool 1-0 Everton (05m 00s) • PART 2b: More on Everton’s woes with Matt Jones from The Blue Room podcast (13m 00s) • PART 3: Tranmere, the monitor & Chelsea 2-0 Forest (20m 00s) • PART 4a: Teenage refs and terrible attendances (29m 00s) • PART 4b: League Cup semi-final previews (35m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news (45m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
06/01/2054m 16s

A joke football club run by clowns

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: More football on the telly? (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Arsenal 2-0 Man Utd (03m 30s) • PART 2b: Southampton 1-0 Tottenham (12m 30s) • PART 2c: Watford 2-1 Wolves (17m 45s) • PART 3a: West Ham 4-0 Bournemouth (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Burnley 1-2 Aston Villa & Brighton 1-1 Chelsea (29m 00s) • PART 4: Newcastle 0-3 Leicester, Man City 2-1 Everton & Norwich 1-1 Crystal Palace (34m 00s)  • PART 5: FA Cup 3rd round standout ties (41m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s)  • PART 7: Championship bits and bobs (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
02/01/2056m 7s

Head canon

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Carl Anka’s origin story (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Burnley 0-2 Man Utd (11m 00s) • PART 3: West Ham replace Pellegrini with Moyes. Benji Lanyado joins us (18m 30s) • PART 4: VAR – what is it good for? (28m 30s) • PART 5a: Man City 2-0 Sheff Utd & Norwich 2-2 Tottenham (37m 30s) • PART 5b: Southampton 1-1 Crystal Palace & Watford 3-0 Aston Villa (45m 00s)  • PART 5c: Brighton 2-0 Bournemouth & Newcastle 1-2 Everton (50m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 40s)  • PART 7: Haaland to Dortmund, Rangers beat Celtic and more (58m 00s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
30/12/191h 7m

Quelled

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: A powerful walk and Jose’s dog (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Leicester 0 - 4 Liverpool (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Chelsea 0 - 2 Southampton (10m 30s) • PART 2b: Arsenal v Chelsea preview and early glimpses of Arteta-ball (16m 40s) • PART 3a: Spurs 2 - 1 Brighton (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Man U 4 - 1 Newcastle (26m 00s) • PART 4a: Donald Duck in Sweden (28m 40s)  • PART 4b: West Ham 1 - 2 Palace - Ayew’s wonder goal and Antonio’s crash (31m 00s) • PART 4c: Norwich, Villa, Watford and the rest of the relegation picture (34m 30s) • PART 4d: Wolves busy 43 hours and Carlo in at Everton (39m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 30s)  • PART 6: Zlatan back at Milan (46m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
27/12/1954m 0s

Bring The Noise - Rafa Honigstein on Klopp

Nick Miller speaks to Rafa Honigstein about the updated edition of his magnificent biography of Jurgen Klopp.  What makes the manager of the current European and now World champions tick?  Can Liverpool sustain this run to their first ever Premier League title?  And what happens when Klopp moves on from Merseyside?
24/12/1928m 20s

Their heads just fell off

RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Game of the weekend? (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Racist abuse at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea (08m 00s) • PART 3: Watford 2-0 Man Utd & Brighton 0-1 Sheffield Utd (17m 00s) • PART 4: Liverpool win the Club World Cup (22m 30s) • PART 5a: Man City 3-1 Leicester (28m 00s) • PART 5b: Leicester v Liverpool preview (32m 45s)  • PART 6a: Bournemouth 0-1 Burnley & Everton 0-0 Arsenal (37m 30s) • PART 6b: The relegation picture, as Almiron scores (41m 45s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s)  • PART 8: Euro round-up (50m 30s)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
23/12/191h 4m

Diet Pep? Sí

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Little cookies big trouble in little Ostersunds (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Arteta and Ancelotti's imminent appointments (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Everton v Arsenal preview (11m 50s) • PART 2b: Villa 5 - 0 Liverpool and the rest of the League Cup (15m 00s) • PART 3a: Man City v Leicester preview  (22m 30s) • PART 3b: Spurs v Chelsea preview (26m 00s) • PART 3c: Watford v Man U  preview (28m 10s)  • PART 4a: Euro round-up (36m 00s) • PART 4b: Brighton v Sheff U and the rest of the PL weekend previews (45m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s)  • PART 6: 'Pneumonia passes' and other Polish idioms (56m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
19/12/191h 3m

Schumacher + De Jong

There’s a Clasico to look forward to and a Champions League draw to react to. Do so in the company of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Rafa Honigstein and Julien Laurens on a scooter in Paris.   Barcelona and Real Madrid go into Wednesday’s game dead level on points at the top of La Liga. Then they can can look forward to Pep Guardiola and the Maradona match in 2020. It’s a bad start for Gattuso at Napoli and another misstep from Serie A in the battle against racism. But all hail Claudio Ranieri, king of the derbies. Leipzig are top of the Bundesliga and they might be getting Erling Haaland in January as well. And in France, there’s a mare for Memphis and a renaissance for Renato. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Champions League last 16 draw reaction (04m 45s) • PART 3: La Liga round-up – look ahead to El Clasico as politics stop play at Rayo Vallecano (18m 00s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 latest – Sanches and Camavinga impress again (30m 15s) • PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig go top, Schalke shine under Wagner (33m 30s) • PART 6: Serie A summary – Gattuso’s Napoli bow ends badly (42m 45s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 30s) • PART 8: Your questions & the Europa League draw (55m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
17/12/191h 4m

Dog bites man

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Arsenal 0 - 3 City (02m 20s)  • PART 1b: DNA managers and Ozil v China (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Vincent Janssen and The Lightening Seeds at the Club World Cup  (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Liverpool 2 - 0 Watford (16m 00s) • PART 2b: Leicester 1 -1 Norwich (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Man U 1 -1 Everton (27m 00s) • PART 3b: Chelsea 0 - 1 Bournemouth (34m 00s)  • PART 3c: Wolves 1 - 2 Spurs (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Villa 0 - 2 Sheffield U (41m 10s) • PART 4b: Burnley 1 - 0 Newcastle (44m 30s) • PART 4c: Southampton 0 - 1 West Ham (47m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (49m 10s)  • PART 6: CL hot takes; Magnus Carlsen; and Strongman time (51m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
16/12/191h 0m

Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Atalanta and other CL headlines (01m 30s)  • PART 1b: What next for Ancelotti? (08m 30s) • PART 1c: And more CL headlines (12m 30s) • PART 2a: Arsenal v Man City preview (16m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool v Watford preview (21m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester v Norwich preview (26m 50s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Bournemouth preview (28m 30s)  • PART 3c: Aston Villa v Sheff U and Southampton v West Ham previews (31m 00s) • PART 3d: Man U v Everton preview (34m 30s) • PART 4a: The Loic Remy quiz question and Wolves v Spurs preview  (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Burnley v Newcastle and the rest of the PL weekend  (43m 30s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s)  • PART 6: The Loic Remy quiz answers;    an alpaca-walking rosette (50m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/)
12/12/1958m 35s

We’ll need a big stick against this wolf

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens look back at a super significant weekend and look ahead to the final week of the Champions League group stage.   In Italy, we’re loving Lazio who have won seven on the spin but we’re not crazy about the Corriere dello Sport. And are we about to get Gattuso to Napoli? Drama in the Bundesliga - did Bayern lose the title on Saturday? And will Thomas Tuchel be moving on to Munich in the summer? Monaco and Marseille are on the up in France, while Espanyol can’t get no respect in Spain. Plus the secret to Joaquin’s success and Karim Benzema’s day in court. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Inter Milan v Barcelona & Dortmund v Slavia Prague previews (05m 00s) • PART 2b: Napoli v Genk, Lyon v Leipzig, Ajax v Valencia and Atletico v Lokomotiv previews (16m 00s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Monchengladbach beat Bayern to stay top (26m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A report – Lazio topple Juve + Black Friday (35m 30s) • PART 5: Ligue 1 latest – Monaco & Marseille on the up (46m 00s) • PART 6: La Liga round-up – Joaquin makes Liga history (52m 20s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 40s) • PART 8: The Benzema Valbuena sex tape affair (61m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
10/12/191h 6m

22:44

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: City 1 - 2 United (02m 00s)  • PART 2a: Everton 3 - 1 Chelsea (09m 00s) • PART 2b: Watford 0 - 0 Palace (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Bournemouth 0 - 3 Liverpool (21m 20s) • PART 3b: Red Bull Salzburg v Liverpool preview (25m 00s) • PART 3c: Euro news and CL previews (29m 00s) • PART 3d: Spurs 5 - 0 Burnley (32m 00s)  • PART 4a: Villa 1 - Leicester (41m 00s) • PART 4b: Newcastle 2 - 1 Southampton and the rest of the PL weekend (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 00s)  • PART 6: Through balls; Sunday Oliseh; and the return of Owen Coyle (49m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
09/12/1957m 31s

The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Karaoke with Jamie Carragher (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Liverpool 5 - 2 Everton (04m 00s) • PART 1c: How to fix Everton (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Man U 2 - 1 Spurs (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Manchester derby preview (20m 30s)  • PART 3a: Jamie’s new podcast (29m 00s) • PART 3b: On Chelsea, Villa and Leicester (32m 30s) • PART 3c: On Brendan, Being: Liverpool, and whose name was in the envelope (34m 00s)  • PART 4a: Palace 1 - 0 Bournemouth and the rest of the PL midweek (41m 00s) • PART 4b: How televised games are picked (44m 30s) • PART 4c: West Ham v Arsenal preview and what next for Rafa Benitez (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s)  • PART 6: Carragher on GNev, El Hadji Diouff, management and the Henry leg touch (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
05/12/191h 8m

Just push, Mrs Thuram

Big guns fail to fire across Europe as Jimbo, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein review the weekend’s action in the Totally Football Show European edition. Messi and ter Stegen lead Barca to victory away to an Atletico Madrid side struggling under Simeone. But Leverkusen cure Lewandowski’s scoring addiction with a shock victory away in Munich. Was it as shocking as Jurgen Klinsmann’s return to the Bundesliga as Hertha Berlin manager? The Lautaro Lukaku partnership continues to thrive as Inter return to the summit of Serie A, taking advantage of Juve’s slip-up against Sassuolo. And thanks to torrential rain, it was all about AVB, not PSG, in France. Plus the panel react to Saturday’s Euro 2020 draw. And what former WWE champion Rey Mysterio thinks of Lazio’s scintillating form. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Euro 2020 draw reaction (03m 20s) • PART 3: La Liga round up – Messi adds to Simeone struggles (11m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A latest – Inter on top & Lazio on fire (21m 30s) • PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Klinsmann in at Berlin as Leverkusen snuff out Lewandowski (35m 30s) • PART 6: Ligue 1 latest - Marseille jump up while PSG are rained off (45m 00s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 8: Listener questions – what next for Emery? (53m 30s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
03/12/191h 3m

So cruel, so often

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: QSF out at Watford…again (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Emery out, Freddie in at Arsenal - and the 2-2 with Norwich (06m 30s) • PART 2a: Spurs 3 - 2 Bournemouth (14m 30s) • PART 2b: Man U 2 - 2 Villa (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Chelsea 0 - 1 West Ham (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Newcastle 2 - 2 Man City (24m 30s) • PART 4a: Merseyside derby preview (30m 00s)  • PART 4b: Leicester 2 - 1 Everton - and why would Rodgers leave the Foxes for Arsenal?  (39m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 00s)  • PART 6: Tales of Robbie Savage and Tim Sherwood; EFL news; another managers quiz (45m 30s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
02/12/1954m 47s

If it’s tomorrow where you are

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Champions League headlines: Lewy, Lukaku and more (01 m 30s)  • PART 1b: On Spurs, Mou and Bournemouth (08m 00s) • PART 2a: On Chelsea, Tammy, Reece James and West Ham (15m 30s) • PART 2b: On Liverpool, Napoli, Salzburg and Brighton (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Leicester v Everton preview (34m 30s) • PART 3b: Norwich v Arsenal preview (40m 00s) • PART 4a: Wolves v Sheff U preview (43m 00s)  • PART 4b: Man U v Villa preview (48m 00s) • PART 4c: Newcastle v City and the rest of the PL weekend (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58 00s)  • PART 6: Amazing atmospheres and fancy dress anecdotes (60m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/)
28/11/191h 11m

The emotional piano

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens are back to look ahead to matchday 5 of the Champions League. PSG travel to Real Madrid – is Mbappe auditioning at the Bernabeu? Juventus host Atletico – but does Ronaldo hold Juve back? Barcelona take on Dortmund as Favre feels the heat. Inter Milan look to take advantage. Will they do so thanks to Antonio Conte’s kama sutra? And we review all the domestic action as the proverbial hits the fans in Berlin while Massimo Cellino puts his foot in his mouth once again. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Real Madrid v PSG & Juventus v Atletico Madrid previews (04m 30s) • PART 3: Barcelona v Dortmund, Liverpool v Napoli & Valencia v Chelsea previews (15m 30s) • PART 4: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern back to their best? (29m 00s) • PART 5a: Ligue 1 latest – AVB & Sousa soar up the table (35m 30s) • PART 5b: La Liga round-up – Gerard Pique’s Davis Cup adventures (38m 30s) • PART 5c: Serie A report – Balotelli Brescia racism row rolls on (41m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 7: Conte’s kama sutra & Europa League preview (53m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
26/11/191h 2m

Kloppage time

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: West Ham 2 - 3 Spurs (01m 30s)  • PART 2a: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool (09m 00s) • PART 2b: City 2 - 1 Chelsea (11m 30s) • PART 2c: Brighton 0 - 2 Leicester (18m 20s) • PART 3a: Sheff U 3 - 3 Man United  (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Everton 0 - 2 Norwich (29m 30s) • PART 3c: Arsenal 2 - 2 Southampton (32m 00s)  • PART 4a: Bournemouth 1 - 2 Wolves (35m 30s) • PART 4b: Watford 0 - 3 Burnley (37m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (41 00s)  • PART 6: Flamengo win the Copa Libertadores - with Nick Ellerby (42m 40s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
25/11/1952m 26s

Twinkling

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: West Ham v Spurs preview (02m 00s)  • PART 2a: City v Chelsea preview (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Palace v Liverpool (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Wales qualify for Euro 2020 (20m 20s) • PART 3b: Everton v Norwich preview (28m 20s) • PART 3c: Luis Enrique back and the latest on Bale’s Madrid future - with Alvaro Romeo (31m 30s) • PART 4a: Brighton v Leicester preview (36m 10s)  • PART 4b: Sheff U v Man U preview (39m 00s) • PART 4c: Arsenal v Saints and the rest of the PL weekend preview (42m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50 50s)  • PART 6: Dinosaurs, football films and a look ahead to the Copa Libertadores (52m 30s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/)
21/11/191h 3m

The Poch putsch

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Poch out, Mou in (01m 00s)  • PART 2: A word from the fans - with Pete Haine from the Tottenham Supporters’ Trust (07m 00s) • PART 3: Mou’s man-management (12m 00s) • PART 4: What next for Poch (16m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (18 00s)  TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
20/11/1921m 28s

A hibernating bear’s faecal plug

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Yet more tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Euro 2020 headlines (02m 30s) • PART 1c: Wales v Hungary preview (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Scotland, Northern Ireland and Ireland (11m 00s) • PART 2b: England v Montenegro and Kosovo (12m 30s)   • PART 3a: Finland!  (24m 00s) • PART 3b: France, Belgium and the other Euro 2020 favourites (30m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36 10s)  • PART 5a: WSL review - with Lynsey Hooper (38m 00s) • PART 5b: Football data topics (43m 00s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/)
18/11/1949m 46s

Sometimes you need that tension

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: England v Montenegro and Sterling v Gomez (03m 40s) • PART 2a: Wales and Northern Ireland news (12m 00s) • PART 2b: Ireland v Denmark - with Niels Harild (15m 40s) • PART 2c: Other Euro 2020 news (19m 00s)   • PART 3a: The Lionesses, Phil Neville and WSL news (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Wenger, Zlatan and Warnock (25m 00s) • PART 3c: Lessons from German football (30m 20s) • PART 4: More Opta Quiz questions and forgotten transfers (34m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42 10s)  • PART 6a: Flip Revering Leicester’s summer of 2015 (44m 00s) • PART 6b: Opta Quiz answers (47m 30s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
14/11/1953m 13s

He punches you right in the face for 90 minutes

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review a big weekend around Europe. The cycle appears to be coming to an end at Napoli, while Cagliari come flying up the Serie A table. Juve stay top but has Ronaldo under-delivered in Turin? There are more managerial casualties in the Bundesliga (in more ways than one) but Bayern still destroy Dortmund 4-0 in Der Klassiker. Arsenal reject Lucas Perez is breaking scoring records in La Liga, while Spain’s big 4 are on their way to Saudi Arabia in January. Marseille’s Dimitri Payet lays first a verbal, then a footballing smackdown on Lyon manager Rudi Garcia in France. And Luis Miguel Echegaray from Sports Illustrated joins us to discuss an MLS Cup victory for Seattle and which faces we can expect to see in MLS next season. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern batter Dortmund & Streich gets struck (04m 00s) • PART 3: Serie A update – Napoli unravelling & Cagliari are coming (14m 30s) • PART 4: La Liga round up – Perez on fire & the Saudi Super Cup (29m 00s) • PART 5: Ligue 1 latest – Payet grills Garcia & the unstoppable Icardi (40m 40s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s) • PART 7: Luis Miguel Echegaray from Sports Illustrated discusses Seattle’s MLS Cup win (54m 30s)       TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
12/11/191h 5m

Gazing on like sheep being herded up a field

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: The greatest goal ever witnessed lived by Michael Cox (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Liverpool 3 - 1 City (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Leicester 2 - 0 Arsenal (16m 00s) • PART 2b: Chelsea 2 - 0 Palace (23m 30s) • PART 2c: Spurs 1 - 1 Sheffield U (27m 00s)   • PART 3a: Macclesfield 0 - 4 Kingstonian - and more from the FA Cup (32m 10s) • PART 3b: Man U 3 - 1  Brighton (35m 00s) • PART 3c: Saints 1 - 2 Everton and Norwich 0 -2 Watford (39m 30s) • PART 4: Villa 1 - 2 Wolves and the rest of the PL weekend (43m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 50s)  • PART 6: Phil and the Lionesses; Euro news and more (52m 20s) TFS LIVE IN LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
11/11/191h 0m

Essentially like Phil Collins

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Chelsea 4 - 4 Ajax (02m 20s)  • PART 1b: Red Star 0 - 4 Spurs (09m 30s) • PART 1c: More CL headlines  (13m 30s) • PART 2: Liverpool v Man City preview (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Leicester v Arsenal preview  (36m 00s)   • PART 3b: Chelsea v Palace preview (40m 20s) • PART 4a: Man U v Brighton preview (43m 40s) • PART 4b: Spurs v Sheffield Untied preview (46m 30s) • PART 4c: Saints v Everton and the rest of the PL weekend previews (50m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 10s)  • PART 6: Wenger to Bayern and other Euro news (60m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
07/11/191h 6m

They did a Niall Quinn

The Champions League is back but the big guns are failing to fire – it’s the Totally Football Show – the full continental. Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo look ahead to Matchday 4, including Dortmund v Inter. Plus Michiel Jongsma joins us to preview Chelsea v Ajax. But the big news comes from Bayern Munich. Niko Kovac gets canned. Who will the next manager be? Will it be ten Hag? Or Wenger? Plus sad scenes surrounding Mario Balotelli and racist abuse once again. And why Lyon v Benfica is the game to watch this week. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe + racism in Serie A (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bayern sack Kovac, as Leipzig score eight (08m 00s) • PART 3: Dortmund v Inter preview (20m 00s) • PART 4: Michiel Jongsma on Chelsea v Ajax (30m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga round-up – taxi for Real Sociedad (39m 00s) • PART 6a: Ligue 1 latest – PSG lose and Depay delivers (45m 30s) • PART 6b: Serie A round-up – Juve win the Turin derby (50m 45s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (60m 00s) • PART 8: Europa League look-ahead (61m 30s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL THIS NOVEMBER! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
05/11/191h 6m

Chaos theory on legs

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 2 - 1 Southampton(01m 30s)  • PART 1b: Villa 1 - 2 Liverpool (06m 30s) • PART 2a: West Ham 2 - 3 Newcastle (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Watford 1 - 2 Chelsea (20m 30s) • PART 3a: Palace 0 - 2 Leicester (26m 30s)   • PART 3b: Brighton 2 - 0 Norwich (28m 30s) • PART 3c: Bournemouth 1 - 0 United (30m 00s) • PART 4a: Sheffield U 3 - 0 Burnley (34m 50s) • PART 4b: Arsenal 1 - 1 Wolves - Mou, Nuno or Curbs to the Emirates? (38m 40s) • PART 4c: Everton 1 - 1 Spurs - the worst game of the season (43m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s)  • PART 6: Euro news; trophy surgeons; and the player who kidnapped himself (50m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
04/11/191h 1m

Digweed

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Liverpool 5 - 5 Arsenal (01m 30s)  • PART 2a: On Xhaka and Arsenal v Wolves preview (12m 00s) • PART 2b: City v Saints and Villa v Liverpool previews (19m 20s) • PART 3a: Palace v Leicester preview (26m 00s) • PART 3b: Bournemouth v Man U and Watford v Chelsea previews (31m 30s)   • PART 4a: The weird and wonderful world of mascots (41m 30s) • PART 4b: On Robert Snodgrass and  West Ham v Newcastle preview (50m 00s)  • PART 4c: Everton v Spurs preview and the rest of the PL weekend (55m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (60m 10s)  • PART 6: The Big Breakfast, Euro news and the MLS Cup (61m 50s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
31/10/191h 10m

Dude, where’s my lange?

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo are back with the Totally Football Show (European edition). There are some surprise leaders across the continent, as Monchengladbach stay top of the Bundesliga and promoted Granada go top in absence of El Clasico. But surely nothing could be more surprising than Jack Rodwell moving to Roma? No surprises in France as PSG thrash Marseille but Ben Yedder is outscoring everyone in the capital at Monaco. There’s been some odd goings-on in the Bundesliga II. And we ask Kristof Terreur about the rumoured merger between the top teams in Belgium and the Netherlands. Plus there’s Thiago Motta and his super subs, Memphis Depay’s phone holster and crazy news from China as Cannavaro goes on a course. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Bundesliga bulletin – Freiburg on fire, just like Lewandowski (04m 00s) • PART 3: Serie A update – Atalanta hit Udinese for seven (16m 45s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 latest – PSG romp home in Le Classique (30m 30s) • PART 5: Kristof Terreur on whether the Belgian-Dutch league merger is a thing (37m 00s) • PART 6: La Liga round-up – Granada go top (43m 45s) • PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s) • PART 8: Cannavaro gets canned…for now (56m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL THIS NOVEMBER! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
29/10/191h 6m

Three distinct noises

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Liverpool 2 - 1 Spurs (01m 30s)  • PART 2: Southampton 0 - 9 Leicester - with Carl Anka (11m 30s) • PART 3a: Burnley 2 - 4 Chelsea (24m 00s) • PART 3b: Norwich 1 - 3 Man United (31m 00s) • PART 3c: Arsenal 2 - 2 Palace (34m 50s)   • PART 4a: Brighton 3 - 2 Everton (46m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (47m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 30s)  • PART 6: WSL and Championship news, and Rafael Van Der Dart (55m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
28/10/191h 3m

Your garden

Jimbo is joined by Frida Fagerlund, Jack Lang and Tom Williams for reaction to this weeks Champions League action. There's also an in-depth Premier League preview, plus news of an exciting finish in Sweden's Allsvenskan.  PART 1: Champions League review (01m 50s)  PART 2: Liverpool v Tottenham preview (14m 44s) PART 3a: Arsenal v Crystal Palace preview (22m 58s)   PART 3b: West Ham v Sheffield United preview (30m 31s) PART 3c: Sweden news + Longstaff's on ice (32m 15s) PART 3d: Norwich v Man United preview (38m 48s) PART 4a: Southampton v Leicester, Brighton v Everton, Watford v Bournemouth previews (42m 52s) PART 4b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 38s)  PART 5a: Euro preview, Maradona's superstitions and Mendieta's DJ set (49m 22s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL!  Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get yourself some Harry's razors here (https://www.harrys.com/go/gb-podcast-article-vs-brochure-oct19?dc=&utm_medium=sponsorship-podcast&utm_source=Totally+Football+Show&utm_campaign=audioBoom&utm_content=Sep19FoundedTP--395_trial&crid=Sep19FoundedTP--395_trial&hid=&name=Totally+Football+Show+listeners) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
24/10/191h 2m

One Berti is already enough

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Raphael Honigstein delve deep into Dortmund’s trip to Inter Milan. Will Jadon Sancho be allowed off the naughty step? There’s the first ever meeting of Ajax and Chelsea. Does Erik ten Hag still not get enough credit as a manager? Barcelona have overtaken Real Madrid at the top of La Liga but El Clasico is not happening this weekend. Graham Hunter joins us to explain why. And Kirsten Schlewitz rates Red Star Belgrade’s chances away at Tottenham in the Champions League. Plus we discuss the ludicrously tight Bundesliga. And is Motta moving into management? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: El Clasico moved – the state of play at Real and Barca with Graham Hunter (02m 20s) • PART 3: Ligue 1 latest – Lyon fans giving Garcia grief (10m 00s) • PART 4: Man City v Atalanta preview, plus Juve & Leverkusen updates (17m 00s) • PART 5a: Tottenham v Red Star Belgrade preview with Kirsten Schlewitz (25m 00s) • PART 5b: Bayern Munich’s struggles in a wide-open Bundesliga (29m 00s) • PART 6: Inter v Dortmund preview (35m 45s) • PART 7: Ajax v Chelsea preview (45m 00s) • PART 8: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (49m 00s) • PART 9: Europa League highlights and managerial movements in Italy (51m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL THIS NOVEMBER! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
22/10/191h 3m

VAR-sectomy

RUNNING ORDER:  PART 1: Michael Cox's kick offs (01m 40s)  PART 2a: Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool  (03m 00s) PART 2b: Crystal Palace 0-2 Man City  (10m 10s) PART 3a: FA Cup - Haringey Borough walk off after racist chanting (14m 30s)   PART 4a: Chelsea 1-0 Newcastle (21m 20s) PART 4b: Spurs 1-1 Watford (27m 00s) PART 4c: VAR VAR Doom (27m 50s) PART 5a: Bournemouth 0-0 Norwich, Wolves 1-1 Southampton, Villa 2-1 Brighton, and the best nicknamed players (33m 30s)  PART 6a: Everton 2-0 West Ham (37m 50s) PART 6b: Leicester 2-1 Burnley (40m 10s) PART 6c: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 00s)  PART 7a: Midweek Euro action, zombie apocalypses, and League football (45m 40s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL!  Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get yourself some Harry's razors here (https://www.harrys.com/go/gb-podcast-article-vs-brochure-oct19?dc=&utm_medium=sponsorship-podcast&utm_source=Totally+Football+Show&utm_campaign=audioBoom&utm_content=Sep19FoundedTP--395_trial&crid=Sep19FoundedTP--395_trial&hid=&name=Totally+Football+Show+listeners) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
21/10/1953m 34s

Ketchup everywhere

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Ronaldo v Kevin Nolan and compound interest v Alexis Sanchez (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Euro 2020 qualifiers headlines (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Bulgaria v England, on and off the pitch (04m 20s) • PART 2c: What’s gone wrong with Ireland?  - with Dion Fanning (09m 10s) • PART 3a: Man U v Liverpool preview (16m 10s)   • PART 3b: Palace v City preview (22m 30s)  • PART 4a: Spurs v Watford preview (25m 00s) • PART 4b: Chelsea v Newcastle (31m 00s) • PART 4c: Memories of Sheff U v Arsenal (33m 00s) • PART 5a: Leicester v Burnley and the rest of the PL (37m 30s)  • PART 5b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (49m 00s)  • PART 6: A busy weekend in Europe; DJ Gaizka Mendieta; lookalikes (50m 30s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
17/10/191h 1m

Ukrainian phonetics for David Pleat

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Carl Barat v Earl Barrett  (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Czech Republic 2 - 1 England and memories of Sven (03m 10s) • PART 2b: Mixed fortunes for Northern Ireland, Ireland and Scotland (11m 30s) • PART 2c: On Wales' qualification and Daniel James’ concussion (14m 00s) • PART 2d: Ramos, Ronaldo and other international news (18m 00)  • PART 3a: The Nick Miller TFS Quiz! (24m 30s)   • PART 3b: WSL and Non-League Day news (28m 00s)  • PART 3b: The return of Ranieri; Silvinho or Sylvinho?; and Mou to Sunderland (33m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (40m 00s) • PART 5: Free beer and Flip Reversing the 2006 CL final (42m 00s)  • PART 6: The answers to the TFS Quiz (48m 30s) FANCY SOME FREE BEER? • head to beer52.com/football (https://www.beer52.com/football) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
14/10/1954m 51s

Rabbit, some Pot Noodles and a lobster

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: It’s..........Rebekah Vardy’s account (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: International headlines (05m 30s) • PART 2b: Northern Ireland chat - with Keith Bailie (07m 00s) • PART 2c: Wales, Scotland and Ireland news (12m 00s) • PART 3: A love letter to the Czech Republic and Patrik Berger - with Producer Ben(18m 00s)   • PART 4a: Germany 2 - 2 Argentina  (29m 00s)  • PART 4b: France, Italy and other international news (32m 00s) • PART 5a: Petr Cech heads to the ice; Allegri to United; and a slice of cheese (37m 00s)  • PART 5b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 30s) • PART 6: Flip Reversing the final day of the 2011/12 season (46m 30s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
10/10/1952m 39s

The methodology meeting

If you’re looking for an actual title race, Jimbo and co have you covered with the goings on around Europe’s major leagues. Monchengladbach are top of the Bundesliga, thanks in part to a Borussia blogger, as Bayern lose at home to Hoffenheim. Juventus overcome Inter in the Derby d’Italia to go top of Serie A, where numerous clubs could be about to change manager. Real Madrid are struggling in the Champions League but are unbeaten and top of La Liga. And while Barca are hot on their tails, club legend Victor Valdes has also been given his marching orders. In France, Neymar’s road to redemption at PSG appears to be almost complete while Julien Laurens correctly calls the sacking of Sylvinho at Lyon. And we’re joined by Niels Harild from Eurosport to discuss the Copenhagen derby, where not even Nicklas Bendtner can inspire FC Copenhagen to victory at Brondby. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Ligue 1 latest – Puel and PSG come powering back (03m 20s) • PART 3: Bundesliga breakdown – it’s anybody’s title? (12m 30s) • PART 4: Serie A update – Juve back on top as Milan make a change? (21m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga round-up – the status quo return (36m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 00s) • PART 7: Niels Harild from Eurosport joins us to discuss the Copenhagen derby (48m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL THIS NOVEMBER! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
08/10/1957m 38s

The class of yada yada yada

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 0 - 2 Wolves (02m 20s)  • PART 1b: Liverpool 2 - 1 Leicester (08m 00s) • PART 2a: Brighton 3 - 0 Spurs (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham and Palace (19m 50s) • PART 3a: Scotland and Championship news (23m 00s)   • PART 3b: Newcastle 1 - 0 United (25m 30s)  • PART 4a: Norwich 1 - 5 Villa (33m 30s) • PART 4b: Burnley 1- 0 Everton and the rest of the PL weekend (36m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (40m 00s) • PART 6: Phil Neville in the third person; Euro news; and more on cats (42m 00s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL THIS NOVEMBER! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
07/10/1949m 38s

A freezer full of mince

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Spurs 2 - 7 Bayern - with Dan Kilpatrick (02m 20s)  • PART 2: Liverpool v Leicester preview (18m 50s) • PART 3a: The Phil Foden dilemma and City v Wolves preview (29m 50s) • PART 3b: Chelsea v Southampton preview (35m 00s) • PART 4a: Newcastle v Man U preview (40m 00s)   • PART 4b: West Ham v Palace and the rest of the PL weekend (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s) • PART 6: Sam Kelly on the Superclasico; the weekend in Europe and more (54m 10s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
03/10/191h 6m

This elephant was not for dying

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the latest from around Europe and examine a Champions League week headlined by Tottenham v Bayern and Barcelona v Inter. The panel look at the varying fortunes of Alexis, Coutinho, Costa and Sylvinho. Plus the mystery of Kasper Dolberg’s watch is solved!     RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Tottenham v Bayern preview, plus City v Zagreb & Atalanta v Shakhtar (04m 00s) • PART 3a: How will the Madrid clubs fare this week? (16m 00s) • PART 3b: Juve v Leverkusen and Galatasaray v PSG previews (21m 30s) • PART 4: Barcelona v Inter preview (21m 30s) • PART 5a: The struggles of Dortmund, Leipzig and Lyon plus the tightness of Group H (36m 30s) • PART 5b: Liverpool, Salzburg, Genk & Napoli (47m 45s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power – top two tussles (52m 30s) • PART 7: Listener’s questions – crisis at Milan (55m 00s)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
01/10/191h 5m

Chased by peacocks as a child

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Michael Cox the manager  (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Sheff U 0 - 1 Liverpool (02m 40s) • PART 1c: Everton 1 - 3 City (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Leicester 5 - 0 Newcastle (15m 00s) • PART 2b: Bournemouth 2 - 2 West Ham (20m 30s) • PART 2c: Spurs 2 - 1 Southampton (25m 00s)  • PART 3a: The Yeovil Town ballboy furore (32m 30s) • PART 3b: Wolves 2 - 0 Watford (38m 00s)  • PART 3c: Palace, Chelsea and the rest of the PL weekend (42m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 30s) • PART 5: Mailbag (52m 40s) TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of Monday Back Mondays (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !
30/09/1959m 49s

Would autumn happen all the same?

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: EFL Cup round-up (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview (12m 40s) • PART 2b: A bad week for Spurs (17m 10s) • PART 2c: Sheff U - Liverpool preview (22m 00s) • PART 2d: Everton v Man City preview (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Competition time with NowTV (28m 30s)  • PART 3b: Watford v Wolves preview  (30m 00s) • PART 3c: Bournemouth v West Ham preview (34m 30s)  • PART 3d: Leicester v Newcastle preview (36m 00s)  • PART 3e: Chelsea v Brighton and the rest of the PL weekend (39m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 40s) • PART 5: Smaldini, Marco Boogers and a Santi Cazorla love in (44m 20s) WIN 8 MONTHS OF SKY SPORTS THANKS TO NOWTV! • thetotallyfootballshow.com/nowtv (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of Monday Back Mondays (http://www.paddypower.com/)
26/09/1956m 1s

The Apple of football

It’s the Totally Football Show European edition as Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Julien Laurens and Raphael Honigstein dissect another huge weekend.   Barcelona lose to Tony Adams’s old club, part of their worst start for a quarter of a century. And there’s another goalkeeping war breaking out between ter Stegen v Neuer. Lewandowski is feeling benevolent at Bayern but are Nagelsmann and Leipzig the real deal? Ramsey and Ribery both score in Serie A. Inter are 100% after winning the Milan derby as the Rossoneri continue to struggle. And Neymar hits another late winner for PSG while AVB and Dimitri Payet are left raging at the officials.     RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Ligue 1 review: Neymar strikes again plus Angers up to 2nd (01m 40s) • PART 2: La Liga latest: Athletic on top as Barca slip up in Granada (12m 20s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin: Selfless Lewandowski, Leipzig lead the way (23m 10s) • PART 4: Serie A round-up: Inter win the Milan derby and stay top (34m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power – the Madrid derby on the horizon (50m 20s) • PART 6: Listener questions – youth or experience in a manager? (52m 10s)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
24/09/191h 2m

Death by good taste

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 8 - 0 Watford (02m 00s)  • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 2 Liverpool (13m 00s) • PART 1c: On VAR and more (18m 30s) • PART 2a: Leicester 2 - 1 Spurs (25m 30s) • PART 2b: West Ham 2 - 0 United and a tale of three strikers (30m 00s) • PART 3a: Arsenal 3 - 2 Villa (39m 00s)  • PART 3b: Everton 0 - 2 Sheff U (43m 00s)   • PART 4: The rest of the PL weekend (48 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 30s) • PART 6: News from the Europa League, National League and Russian Premier League (55m 40s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of Monday Back Mondays (http://www.paddypower.com/)
23/09/191h 4m

The mysterious fish

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: General knowledge (hard) quiz questions and mascot chat (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: PSG 3 - 0 Real - with Tom Williams (07m 00s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea 0 - 1 Valencia (15m 20s) • PART 2b: Napoli 2 - 0 Liverpool (21m 00s) • PART 2c: Chelsea v Liverpool preview (24m 50s) • PART 3a: Who is Erling Braut Haaland - with Lee Wingate (28m 00s)  • PART 3b: Other CL headlines (33m 10s)   • PART 4a: City v Watford preview (37m 00s) • PART 4b: Spurs 2 - 2 Olympicaos and Leicester preview (42m 00s) • PART 5a: Arsenal v Aston Villa preview (46m 30s)  • PART 5b: Burnley v Norwich and the rest of the PL weekend previews (53m 00s) • PART 6a: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (61m 30s) • PART 6b: Chris Powell, WSL, Europe and general knowledge (harder) questions (63m 30s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of Monday Back Mondays (http://www.paddypower.com/)
19/09/191h 12m

They’re not fish, they’re not meat

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the latest from around Europe and look ahead to the return of the Champions League and Europa League. The gang are joined by Olympiacos manager Pedro Martins ahead of their clash with Spurs in Greece. There’s Dortmund v Barca, Napoli v Liverpool, PSG v Real and our now weekly slice of Mkhitaryan music. Plus domestically, Inter are top while Lopetegui eyes some revenge over Real this weekend.     RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Dortmund v Barcelona preview, Sensi on song for Inter (03m 10s) • PART 1b: Valencia sack Marcelino and travel to Chelsea (14m 50s) • PART 2: Napoli v Liverpool preview (20m 00s) • PART 3a: PSG v Real Madrid preview (24m 30s) • PART 3b: Olympiacos v Spurs preview with Olympiacos manager Pedro Martins (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Atletico v Juve preview (41m 35s) • PART 4b: Shakhtar v Man City preview and the impact of Atalanta (46m 45s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power – Inter for the title? (52m 30s) • PART 6: The Mkhitaryan song and Europa League preview (54m 20s)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
17/09/191h 5m

Lie back and think of Steve Bruce

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Norwich 3 - 2 City - with Ffion Thomas (01m 00s)  • PART 2a: Liverpool 3 - 1 Newcastle (10m 40s) • PART 2b: Wolves 2 - 5 Chelsea (13m 40s) • PART 3a: Spurs 4 - 0 Palace (21m 30s) • PART 3b: United 1 -  0 Leicester (24m 40s) • PART 3c: Watford 2 - 2 Arsenal (27m 00s)    • PART 4a: Bournemouth 3 - 1 Everton (34m 40s) • PART 4b: Sheff U 0 - 1 Saints and the rest of the PL (39m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (41m 40s) • PART 6: WSL, Euro and Championship news (43m 40s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of Monday Back Mondays (http://www.paddypower.com/)
16/09/1954m 32s

Family members

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: England 5 - 3 Kosovo (02m 40s)  • PART 1c: A word on Germany’s travails (09m 30s)  • PART 2a: A brief history pod Liverpool v Newcastle - with Simon Bird (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Norwich v City preview (27m 30s) • PART 3a: United v Leicester preview (30m 30s) • PART 3b: Spurs v Palace preview (35m 00s)    • PART 3c: Wolves v Chelsea preview (37m 50s) • PART 4a: The rise and rise of the Cowley brother - with Caroline Barker (41m 00s) • PART 4b: Watford v Arsenal and the rest of the PL (46m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 00s) • PART 6: A look ahead to the European weekend (57m 30s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
12/09/191h 7m

The Haaland Globetrotters

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: A whizz through England 4 - 0 Bulgaria  (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Why Kosovo are the biggest story in international football (03m 40s)  • PART 2a: Elsewhere in the Euro qualifiers (08m 00s) • PART 2b: Erling Braut Haaland (16m 30s) • PART 3: Gracia out, QSF back in at Watford - with Mike Parkin (19m 00s) • PART 4: Amazing goals and record crowds at the WSL - with Kait Borsay (25m 30s) • PART 5a: Brazil news and more from the Americas (32m 00s) • PART 5b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (37m 00s) • PART 6: Flip Reverse the final day of the 2002/03 PL season (39m 00s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
09/09/1949m 8s

The canine chumming Chilean

RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - Transfer noise (01.40) PART 2a - International chat - Germany v Netherlands with a remenisci-package feat. Raf Honigstein and Michiel Jongsma (10.00) PART 2b - England v Bulgaria and favourite Bulgarians (18.20) PART 2c - Home nations round up (23.40) PART 3a - WSL preview (29.50) PART 3b - Owen v Shearer (35.20) PART 4 - The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (38.20)  PART 5a - Flip reverse it: Alexis goes to Man City (40.20) PART 5b - Mail bag Q&A inc Inter's Ultras and best sporting books (46.20)  WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, LIVERPOOL AND BELFAST  • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
05/09/191h 3m

Super replacement

It’s the Totally Football Show European edition, with Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein scarcely able to believe that Mauro Icardi is now a PSG player. Unbelievable scenes as Juve and Napoli contest a seven-goal thriller in Serie A, but sadly predictable scenes as Romelu Lukaku suffers racist abuse at Cagliari. Atletico lead the way in Spain while Leipzig are out to prove they’re the real deal in Germany. Plus Ligue 1 has become the tightest league in Europe. So Britain’s richest man wants a slice of the action. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Icardi to PSG? Really? (01m 45s) • PART 2: Serie A round-up: Juve 4-3 Napoli and ugly scenes at Cagliari again (04m 20s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin: Union shock Dortmund and the curious case of Bakary Jatta (18m 00s) • PART 4: La Liga latest: Atletico top as Barca and Real continue to stumble (31m 10s) • PART 5: Ligue 1: the tightest league in Europe (39m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power – Higuain and Bale back from the brink? (48m 00s) • PART 7: Champions League draw reaction (50m 00s)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
03/09/191h 0m

Getting their tummy tickled

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Airport transfers (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 2 - 2 Spurs (05 00s)  • PART 2a: Liverpool and City continue to set the pace (16m 50s) • PART 2b: Everton 3 - 2 Wolves - with Matt Jones (22m 40s) • PART 2c: Leicester 3 - 1 Bournemouth (31m 30s) • PART 3a: Southampton 1 - 1 Man U  (35m 00s) • PART 3b: Chelsea 2 - 2 Sheff U (38m 00)  • PART 4a: The rest of the PL weekend  (42m 10s) • PART 4b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 40s) • PART 5: WSL, the Old Firm and the number 21  (47m 30s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, LIVERPOOL AND BELFAST  • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
02/09/1957m 16s

Small personing

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: A Swede in England (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal v Spurs preview  (03 30s)  • PART 2: Bury are gone, are Bolton next? - with Ashley Brown from the FSA (12m 10s) • PART 3a: Man City v Brighton preview and more on Graham Potter (17m 30s) • PART 3b: Burnley v Liverpool preview (25m 50s) • PART 4a: Saints v United preview (30m 00s) • PART 4b: Newcastle v Watford preview - with a bit of Emma Saunders (35m 00)  • PART 4c: Of Larsson, Limpar and Brolin (37m 30s) • PART 4d: Villa, Sheff U and the rest of the PL weekend (42m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 40s) • PART 6: Zlatan, difference makers, and the weekend in Europe (56m 40s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE - IN LONDON, LIVERPOOL AND BELFAST  • Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
29/08/191h 7m

We don’t need to translate that

A stunning start to Serie A with goals galore and some inspirational stories off the pitch. Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein cast their eye over the weekend. Stepping into the spotlight this week, it’s Griezmann, Choupo-Moting and Guardiola. Not that one. Plus Pedro Pinto joins us to discuss O Clássico, Champions League draws and superstar Joao Felix. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Serie A round-up: Fiorentina 3-4 Napoli, the Juve bench and Mihajlovic makes an appearance (01m 45s) • PART 2: Ligue 1 latest: Choupo-Moting, Sanches and homophobia (19m 30s) • PART 3: La Liga review: Griezmann sparkles, Sociedad shine and Guardiola denies Real (26m 20s) • PART 4: Bundesliga bulletin: The futures of Sancho and Werner (36m 10s) • PART 5: Pedro Pinto on Benfica 0-2 Porto and the Champions League draw (44m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power – Balotelli bagging for Brescia? (51m 30s) • PART 7: Europa League look ahead (53m 00s)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
27/08/191h 3m

Putting a cloud in a headlock

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 3 - 1 Arsenal (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Bournemouth 1 - 3 City (11m 20s)  • PART 2a: United 1 - 2 Palace - with Ed Malyon (14m 00s) • PART 2b: On twitter and racism (24m 50s) • PART 3a: Spurs 0 - 1 Newcastle (27m 30s) • PART 3b: Norwich 2 - 3 Chelsea (35m 50s) • PART 3c: Brighton 0 - 1 Southampton (38m 30s) • PART 4a: Bury and Bolton updates (42m 00s) • PART 4b: Watford 1 - 3 West Ham and the rest of the PL weekend  (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 10s) • PART 6: El Trafico and Euro news (52m 20s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
26/08/191h 3m

British Teletext in Holland

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Wolves 1 - 1 United  - penalties and shirt numbers (02m 30s) • PART 1b: United v Palace preview (13m 30s)  • PART 1c: Existentialism with Jesse Lingard (15m 10s) • PART 2: Memories of Liverpool v Arsenal (17m 30s) • PART 3: A look ahead to the weekend in Europe (28m 40s) • PART 4a: Watford v West Ham preview (31m 20s) • PART 4b: Spurs v Newcastle preview (32m 30s) • PART 4c: Norwich v Chelsea preview and the rest of the PL weekend (34m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 40s) • PART 6: Klinsmann, Bury and Bolton news and the TFS mailbag (44m 10s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out http://thetotallyfootballshow.com! TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: • Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
22/08/1954m 38s

He’s not a prospect, he’s a reality

La Liga and the Bundesliga return in some style as Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein look back at the weekend’s action. Bilbao beat Barca while Bale and Trippier impress for Real and Atleti. Bayern drop points but pick up Coutinho. And Rennes upset PSG with the help of a 16 year old prodigy. Is the Neymar saga getting to everyone? Plus Lee Cattermole’s gone to the Netherlands and Balotelli’s back in Brescia. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: La Liga: Barca fail, Bale back for Real & tea for Trippier (01m 30s) • PART 2: Bundesliga: Bayern draw but buy Coutinho as Leipzig lay out Union (12m 00s)  • PART 3: Ligue 1: Camavinga’s Rennes upset PSG as Lyon run riot (22m 00s) • PART 4: Michiel Jongsma on Cattermole and Ajax in the Eredivisie (34m 00s) • PART 5: Serie A preview: Balotelli’s back but will Dybala stay? (38m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s) • PART 7: Torino v Roma and the future of Valverde (54m 15s)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !   TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019)   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
20/08/191h 1m

A language that we cannot speak

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 2 - 2 Spurs; KDB and VAR (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Southampton 1 - 2 Liverpool (09m 00s)  • PART 2a: Norwich 3 - 1 Newcastle (12m 50s) • PART 2b: Sheff U 1 - 0 Palace (17m 30s) • PART 3a: Chelsea v Leicester (22m 10s) • PART 3b: Arsenal 2 -1 Burnley (27m 00s) • PART 4a: Brighton 1 - 1 West Ham (34m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL (38m 00s) • PART 5a: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 20s) • PART 5b: Countinho, Neymar and Euro news (47m 10s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out http://thetotallyfootballshow.com! TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
19/08/1955m 6s

Even their own mother can’t tell them apart

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool beat Chelsea in the Super Cup (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Chelsea v Leicester and Southampton v Liverpool previews (07m 00s)  • PART 2a: City v Spurs preview (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Wolves v Man U preview (15m 20s) • PART 3a: Burnley v Arsenal preview (21m 00s) • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (26m 00s) • PART 4a: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 30s) • PART 4b: Celtic out of the CL, a new offside rule, and more (37m 30s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out http://thetotallyfootballshow.com! TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
15/08/1949m 17s

In a gold cupboard

Another European edition of the Totally Football Show, as James Richardson is joined once again by Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and James Horncastle. Ligue 1 is back underway and it’s a shocking start for AVB at Marseille and another red card for Fabregas at Monaco. How much longer will Neymar be a part of French football and where is he going? Romelu Lukaku’s going to Inter Milan, while Juventus are trying and failing to sell Paulo Dybala. The Bundesliga and La Liga return this weekend – we look at Real Madrid’s nightmare pre-season and the remarkable story of Union Berlin. Plus Kristof Terreur gives a progress report on life in Belgium for Kompany and Berahino. RUNNING ORDER:    PART 1 – Ligue 1 returns– Smashed TVs, Cesc sent off and the future of Neymar (03m 10s) PART 2 – Serie A round-up – Inter sign Lukaku and Juve’s tickets ban (18m 00s)  PART 3a – CLASSIC MATCH: Offenbach 6-0 Bayern in 1974 (25m 30s) PART 3b– Bundesliga preview – Bayern buying, Schalke race row and the Union Berlin story (28m 20s) PART 4 – The latest from Belgium with Kristof Terreur  (40m 00s) PART 5 – La Liga preview – Real’s awful pre-season, Felix on fire (45m 30s) PART 6 - Paddy Power odds (51m 30s) PART 7 – The best business in Europe (53m 00s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
13/08/191h 0m

Chaos theory

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Opening Andy Murray’s post (00m 40s) • PART 1b: United 4 - 0 Chelsea (03m 10s)  • PART 2a: Liverpool 4 - 1 Norwich (11m 10s)  • PART 2b: West Ham 0 - 5 City (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Bury, Bolton and more - with Nick Miller (21m 30s) • PART 3b: Watford 0 - 3 Brighton and staring at seagulls (26m 00s) • PART 3c: Spurs 3 - 1 Vila (33m 10s) • PART 3d: Newcastle 0 - 1 Arsenal (38m 20s) • PART 4a: Burnley 3 - 0 Southampton - with added Burnley hip hop (41m 20s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (44m 20s)   • PART 5a: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (49m 40s) • PART 5b: Saint-Maximin, Scottish news, and free agents (51m 20s) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out http://thetotallyfootballshow.com! TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
12/08/191h 1m

Football hurts

RUNNING ORDER:    PART 1 – Transfers on deadline day (03m 00s) PART 2 – Wolves lovin' (12m 15s)  PART 3 – Who's tipped to topple the top six (22m 15s) PART 4a – Promoted teams (30m 27s) PART 4b – Relegation candidates (39m 55s) PART 5 - Paddy Power odds (50m 33s) PART 6 - Mailbag(52m 13s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
08/08/191h 1m

Goodbye to the old guard?

James Richardson brings you the first of a weekly European edition of the Totally Football show with James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo. Are we set to see some title races around Europe? The panel preview the coming campaigns in Spain, Italy, Germany and France and offer insight on where Lukaku will end up, whether Bayern will get Sane and what were Juve thinking with their new home shirt. RUNNING ORDER:    PART 1 – La Liga preview – Barca, Real and Atleti splash the cash (02m 00s) PART 2 – Serie A preview – Juve’s crazy window. Can Conte and Carlo close the gap? (15m 20s)  PART 3 – Bundesliga preview – Dortmund set to end Bayern’s dominance at last? (28m 45s) PART 4a – CLASSIC MATCH: Monaco 3-0 Lyon in 2004 (39m 10s) PART 4b – Ligue 1 preview – Tuchel’s second season and the return of AVB (44m 00s) PART 5 - Paddy Power odds (49m 10s) PART 6 - Mailbag, Messi and that Juve kit (48m 00s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
06/08/191h 1m

Aggressive and excessive squares

RUNNING ORDER:  PART 1 - Liverpool and Man City - who will win? (03m 40s) PART 2 - Chelsea transfer ban, Arsenal transfer BOOM (16m 00s)  PART 3 - Spurs is the word (28m 00s) PART 4 - Manchester United's various chances and changes with Ian Irving (34m 30s) PART 5 - Paddy Power odds (46m 00s) PART 6 - Mailbag, VAR and goal kicks (48m 00s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
05/08/191h 1m

A transformative transfer

RUNNING ORDER:  PART 1a - MoPo Oh No! (01m 40s) PART 2a - The shutting of the transfer window is in sight (08m 10s)  PART 2b - The Dybala-Lukaku conundrum with James Horncastle (10m50s) PART 2c - Inter British transfers, McPlayers, and Villa sign more people (17m 00s) PART 3a - Community Shield preview (27m 30s) PART 3b - League One and Bury (32m 30s) PART 4 - Paddy Power Odds (37m 20s) PART 5a - CR7 being sued for not playing (39m 20s) PART 5b - The Best (42m 00s) PART 5c - Fort William win and crisps (44m 00s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
01/08/1949m 38s

A colon *and* a question mark?

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Bale sent to Coventry as China move collapses (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Atletico 7 - 3 Real (09m 00s)  • PART 2: Funny football injuries 1 (12m 00s)  • PART 3a: Pepe, Zaha, Dybala and other transfer news (17m 00s) • PART 3b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (24m 00s) • PART 4a: The best and worst football chants (26m 10s) • PART 4b: Funny football injuries 2 and poached eggs - again (31m 40s)  TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/)
29/07/1937m 35s

Return to sender

RUNNING ORDER:  PART 1a: Best ice cream in town (01m 00s) PART 2a: Gareth Bale and Dani Ceballos news and updates with Alvaro Romeo (03m 10s)  PART 2b: The rising cost of footballers (06m 00s) PART 3a: German focus including Chelsea, Newcastle, and Bayern (11m 10s)  PART 4a: Italian focus including Lukaku and Higuain (23m 50s) PART 4b: Ronaldo case update (30m 20s) PART 5a: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 30s) PART 5b: Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, and Instagram's rich list (36m 40s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save Our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)
25/07/1948m 7s

Behind closed doors

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: More Scatman John (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Zlatan gonna Zlatan and the best footballing (02m 20s)  • PART 2a: Gareth Bale heads to the Real exit door (06m 30s)   • PART 2b: Pochettino’s future (10m 00s)  • PART 2c: Father and son combos at the same club (12m 30s) • PART 2d The Huddersfield kit hoo-haa and the best/worst sponsors of all time (15m 50s) • PART 3a: Mason Greenwood and other pre-season stars (18m 20s)  • PART 3b: Focus on Aston Villa - with Nick Miller (24m 30s)  • PART 3c: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 20s)  • PART 4a: Algeria win Afcon - with Mani Djazmi `(30m 50s)  • PART 4b: Europa League shocks (35m 30s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Save Our Shirt campaign (http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)
22/07/1941m 17s

An Englishman abroad... and back again

RUNNING ORDER:  PART 1a: Steve Bruce goes to Newcastle, officially (01m 30s) PART 1b: Further Bruce thoughts with Lee Ryder from the Newcastle Chronicle (03m 30s) PART 1c: Joey Barton news (08m 10s)   PART 2a: de Ligt in Turin as Juve aim to be youthful (11m 20s) PART 2b: Haller becomes a Hammer with Raf Honigstein (14m 40s) PART 3c: Lookman to Leipzig, Delph to Everton, Trippier to Atleti, and Ravel to Blades (17m 20s) PART 4: AFCON Final preview (32m 40s) PART 5: Pre season tales (41m 30s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
18/07/1949m 43s

A mixed record against the canine community

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Scatman John (00m 50s) • PART 1b: Arsenal under the Kosc - with Charles Watts from Goal (02m 50s)  • PART 2: From bad to worse at Newcastle (14m 00s)   • PART 3: Griezmann moves, Crouchy retires and Sturridge gets his dog back (18m 40s) • PART 4a: Afcon update - with Mani Djazmi (26m 00s) • PART 4b: Haddaway (33m 00s) TFS LIVE AT THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE - MON 30 SEPT 2019: Get your tickets now! (https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/136322-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2019) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/)
15/07/1939m 8s

Zonal Marking: Bayern's treble winners

The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Michael and Iain Macintosh will be joined by a familiar face from the Totally Football Show, to take a look at a classic side from the last 25 years of European football.   In the final episode, Rafa Honigstein analyses Bayern's treble winners of 2013, who put their near misses in 2010 and 2012 behind them in spectacular style. Thanks to Robben, Ribery and the interpreter of space. BUY THE BOOK HERE: https://smarturl.it/zonalmarking
11/07/1933m 23s

The Tangena ordeal

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Greece or Blackpool? (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Women’s World Cup wrap up - with Kait Borsay from the Offside Rule (02m 10s)  • PART 2: Frank Lampard finally joins Chelsea - with Matt Davies-Adams (13m 30s)   • PART 3: Transfer news: Rodri, Griezmann, Ayoze, Pogba and Maxi Gomez (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Football Hackers (24m 40s)  • PART 4a: Afcon update and Madagascan facts (33m 00s) • PART 4b: Mexico win the Gold Cup (36m 00s) • PART 4c: Messi’s red card and Brazil win the Copa - with Jack Lang (41 20s)
08/07/1948m 1s

Zonal Marking: Spain’s tournament trilogy

The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Michael and Iain Macintosh will be joined by a familiar face from the Totally Football Show, to take a look at a classic side from the last 25 years of European football.   In episode 5, Alvaro Romeo joins us to remember Spain shedding their tag of serial bottlers. They won three major tournaments in a row, with or without a striker, monopolising silverware just as they monopolised the ball. BUY THE BOOK HERE: https://smarturl.it/zonalmarking
04/07/1936m 11s

Football Hackers

Tom Williams talks to the German football writer Christoph Bierman about his latest book, Football Hackers - all about the increasing role of data and metrics in modern day coaching and tactics
03/07/1923m 39s

A PR kid called Jez

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Tottenham do a signing! The lowdown on Clarke and Ndombele (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Zaha prepares to say ta-ta to Palace - but can Arsenal afford him? (07m 40s)  • PART 2a: Bronze, White and goalscoring colours (13m 40s)   • PART 2b: East Midlands manager watch - with Nick Miller (15m 20s) • PART 3a: Football Hackers (24m 40s)  • PART 3b: Madagascar, Egypt’s Amr Warda and more news from Afcon (27m 00s) • PART 3c: Gold Cup and Copa America news (36m 00s) • PART 4a: Milan kicked out of Europe and more Serie A news (41 20s) • PART 4b: Spain win the U21s (48m 00s)
01/07/1953m 42s

Zonal Marking: Mourinho's Porto

The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Michael and Iain Macintosh will be joined by a familiar face from the Totally Football Show, to take a look at a classic side from the last 25 years of European football.   In episode 4, Tom Williams is back to review perhaps the biggest underdog winners in Champions League history - Porto in 2004. We go back to a time when Jose Mourinho was charismatic and charming, the dying days of the Robbie Fowler nose-strips. BUY THE BOOK HERE: https://smarturl.it/zonalmarking
27/06/1933m 56s

Not the low maintenance option

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Gentle sports touches (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Benitez and Newcastle are no more (04m 00s)  • PART 2a: Neymar to leave PSG and return to Barcelona? (10m 00s)   • PART 2b: Platini in the dock (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Women’s World Cup update (22 30s)  • PART 3b: Copa America update - with Jack Lang (30m 20s) • PART 3c: In which we open some more Panini stickers (34m 30s) • PART 3d: Manager moves and transfer talk - with Nick Miller (36m 40s) • PART 4a: England collapse at the U21 Euros (42m 00s)   • PART 4b: Africa Cup of Nations kicks off (48m 00s)
24/06/1957m 13s

Zonal Marking: France at Euro 2000

The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Michael and Iain Macintosh will be joined by a familiar face from the Totally Football Show, to take a look at a classic side from the last 25 years of European football.   For episode 3, we're joined by special guest Julien Laurens to discuss France’s victory at Euro 2000. Where Roger Lemerre somehow managed to fill the void left by Stéphane Guivarc’h up front. And where Zizou had perhaps his greatest tournament. BUY THE BOOK HERE: https://smarturl.it/zonalmarking
20/06/1932m 36s

The secret sauce

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: A new challenge for Pogba? (01m 40s) • PART 2a: Sarri in at Juve, Frank in at Chelsea? (08m 40s)  • PART 2b: Woodgate at Boro, Bilic at WBA and other managerial moves - with Nick Miller (17m 40s)   • PART 3a: In which we open some Panini stickers (25m 40s) • PART 3b: Jack Lang on the start of the Copa America (28m 40s)   • PART 3c: A word on The Offside Rule: Women’s World Cup Edition - only on Spotify (35m 20s)  • PART 3d: The Euro U21s - with Daniel Storey (37m 00s) • PART 4a: Real’s transfer business so far - with Alvaro Romeo (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Issa to Man United? Trippier to Juve?  Ribery to Sheffield United? (45m 00s) LISTEN TO THE OFFSIDE RULE: WOMEN'S WORLD CUP EDITION Only on Spotify - and totally free (https://open.spotify.com/show/2uMpjaTzlB7CdFMfGPOTAh)
17/06/1954m 57s

Zonal Marking: Juventus in the late 90s

The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Michael and Iain Macintosh will be joined by a familiar face from the Totally Football Show, to take a look at a classic side from the last 25 years of European football.   In our second episode, we're joined by special guest James Horncastle to discuss the team that provided the inspiration for his hairstyle and the team that gave Gary Neville nightmares – Marcello Lippi’s Juventus. BUY THE BOOK HERE: https://smarturl.it/zonalmarking
13/06/1936m 4s

Further adventures in Maradonaland

Find out more about the film Diego Maradona ( https://www.diegomaradona.movie/?campaign=search)
10/06/1941m 1s

Zonal Marking: Ajax 94/95

The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Michael and Iain Macintosh will be joined by a familiar face from the Totally Football Show, to take a look at a classic side from the last 25 years of European football. In our first episode, we're joined by special guest Tom Williams to discuss the 1995 Champions League winners - Louis Van Gaal's Ajax. Featuring a future Barnet boss, a future Ipswich flop and Wayne Rooney's favourite player. BUY THE BOOK HERE: https://smarturl.it/zonalmarking
06/06/1932m 20s

Level 42

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Liverpool 2-0 Spurs in the CL final (01m 10s) • PART 2a: Why was this such a bad final? (06m 30s)  • PART 2b: The road ahead for Spurs (16m 30s)   • PART 3: Penalties, hot coals and streakers (19m 40s) • PART 4: Nations League, Women’s World Cup - our Totally Football summer, only on Spotify, but still totally free (26m 00s)  • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (29m 00s) • PART 6: Sarri to Juve, Italian net-minders and model railways (30m 40s)  LISTEN TO THE TOTALLY NATIONS LEAGUE SHOW: • only on Spotify - and still totally free (https://open.spotify.com/show/16ynB0aZGDSSLRJqDPtoMU) . GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)
03/06/1940m 33s

Lazy scapegoating

RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Chelsea win the Europa League (01m 10s) • PART 1b: Ozil and Rob Green (07m 00s)  • PART 1c: Hazard and Sarri (13m 30s)  • PART 2: Champions League final preview! (20m 00s)   • PART 3: Villa back in the PL and more from the playoffs (33m 30s) • PART 4a: Union Berlin, the return of AVB and more news from around Europe (39m 00s)  • PART 4b: Mega Serie A chat (43m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 40s) • PART 6: A mega summer of football - and two news shows from us coming to Spotify (57m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone (https://www.thecalmzone.net/) https://www.thecalmzone.net/  PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)
30/05/191h 5m

Pantheon

Rafa Honigstein, Emma Saunders and Daniel Storey join Iain Macintosh to relive the FA Cup final and assess City’s historic treble. Plus: Bayern wrap up the Bundesliga; Derby’s bar bill; and who will replace Max Allegri at Juventus?  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 6 - 0 Watford (01m 10s) • PART 1b: City’s place in the pantheon and is football broken? (04m 40s)  • PART 2: An ode to Vincent Kompany (14m 00s)  • PART 3a: Bayern wrap up the Bundesliga (22m 40s)   • PART 3b: Where next for Gareth Bale? (27m 50s) • PART 3c: Max Allegri leaving Juventus - with James Horncastle (31m 40s)  • PART 4a: The play off final and a £2800 bar bill (36m 20s) • PART 4b: AFC Fylde, Graham Potter and more (40m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (46m 10s) • PART 6a: Europa League final, U21 Euros, Nations League and Women’s World Cup news (47m 50s)  • [**WE WON A BRITISH PODCAST AWARD!**](https://twitter.com/britpodawards/status/1130494388315021312) GET IN TOUCH:
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20/05/191h 1m

That's real dominion

It's Matt Davies-Adams in the hotseat this week but fear not because we have James Horncastle, Daniel Storey, and Michael Cox in tow to break down that final day of the Premier League. We discuss the Solskjær effect, Sauce FC, and Serene Spurs. Plus a look back on the Europa League semi finals, a look ahead to the FA Cup Final, and the sacking of Chris Hughton. RUNNING ORDER: * PART 1a: A Horny Cox Storey (00m 40s) * PART 2a: Mahrez seals the deal and events at Anfield (02m 30s) * PART 2b: Hughton sacked by Brighton - a bright idea? (14m 50s) * PART 3a: Is Ole at the wheel? Warnock for manager of the season and Sarri's future at Chelsea (20m 10s) * PART 4a: Spurs serene, and Arsenal's season rests on Baku  (32m 30s) * PART 4b: Europa League semi-finals reviewed (35m 40s) * PART 5a: Best of the rest - including Crystal Palace and Bournemouth (41m 40s) * PART 5b: Watford's FA Cup hopes (44m 40s) * PART 5c: The Solskjær effect (40m 00s) * PART 6a: EFL play-offs round up (51m 10s) * PART 6b: Europe round up (55m 20s) * PART 6c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 40s) * PART 7a: Exeunt Omnes - Michael's love for cricket, Daniel's cats, and James' Italian advice (62m 50s) GET IN TOUCH:
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13/05/191h 8m

Things are happening

After the most incredible midweek of football that reduced many to tears, Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Natalie Gedra and Alvaro Romeo to discuss the greatest comeback in Champions League history. And then again. Plus: the Premier League title race nears its conclusion, the greatest ever promoted teams and what happens to league structures when clubs go out of business. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Football, bloody hell (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Ajax 2-3 Spurs (04m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona (14m 30s) • PART 3a: The final day of the Premier League season – who will win the title? (29m 30s) • PART 3b: English sounding Brazilian names (39m 00s) • PART 4: The Football League play-offs and setting the scene around Europe (41m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (48m 30s) • PART 6: The Ice Hockey World Championships and Copa America preparations (50m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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09/05/1956m 46s

So fresh, so clean

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Sasha Goryunov and Michael Cox bring you a Monday late night special, reacting to Manchester City’s win over Leicester, and Vincent Kompany’s screamer, that puts Pep’s men on the brink of the Premier League title. We also look ahead to the Champions League and Europa League semi-finals. Plus there’s piers in Bournemouth, poor sportsmanship in Plymouth and Brexit in Fylde . RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Manchester City 1-0 Leicester (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Liverpool v Barcelona preview (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Ajax v Tottenham preview (17m 30s) • PART 3a: Huddersfield 1-1 Man Utd (27m 40s) • PART 3b: Europa League semi-finals preview and the rest of the Premier League (35m 30s) • PART 4a: The Women’s FA Cup final, the EFL and stories from around Europe (46m 00s) • PART 4b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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07/05/191h 1m

Potting boots

Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox look back on a Messi night for Klopp and co and another Ajax Champions League triumph. Plus: sound the former Liverpool mangers klaxon; the match older than football itself; and the etymology of squeaky bum time  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Barcelona 3 - 0 Liverpool (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Spurs 0 - 1 Ajax (12m 10s)  • PART 2a: Liverpool v Newcastle and City v Leicester previews (21m 20s)  • PART 2b: Stumbling to the Top 4 (27m 40s)   • PART 2c: The rest of the PL (35m 30s) • PART 3a: A word from the Football League (37m 40s)  • PART 3b: Commentatorisms (40m 00s) • PART 4c: Iker Casillas, Serie A and PSG chat (44m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (51m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Partick Thistle’s team selection (53m 50s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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02/05/191h 0m

Cheese watching

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Tom Williams and Jack Lang look ahead to Liverpool’s trip to Barcelona and a patched-up Tottenham’s game with Ajax in the Champions League semi-finals. Plus: De Gea in pieces; Antonio’s air hump; and Frankfurt with extra mustard RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: United 1 - 1 Chelsea (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Liverpool and City keep on keeping’ on (09m 10s)  • PART 2a: Spurs v Ajax preview - with Yordi Yamali (16m 20s)  • PART 2b: Barca v Liverpool preview (25m 10s)   • PART 2c: Arsenal v Valencia preview (30m 00s) • PART 3a: The relegation battle and news from the Championship and below (32m 40s)  • PART 3b: Leicester and the race for 7th (42m 00s) • PART 4a: PSG balls it up again (47m 00s) • PART 4b: Chelsea v Frankfurt preview - with Rafa Honigstein (53m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (59m 20s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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29/04/191h 2m

End game

Jimbo gets up close and personal with Carl Anka, Duncan Alexander and Daniel Storey to discuss the one-sided Manchester derby and whether this is now the end of the title race. Plus: the most spaced-out goals in PL history; Flip Reversing Didier Drogba in the 2012 Champions League final; and Sven to Scotland? RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City a class above United (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Burnley v City glimmers of hope for Liverpool (11m 30s)  • PART 2a: United v Chelsea preview (13m 30s)  • PART 2b: Sven McEriksson? (19m 50s)   • PART 3a: Arsenal contrive to mess up a Top Four finish (23m 00s) • PART 3b: The Championship (31m 00s) • PART 3c: The relegation picture (34m 00s)  • PART 3d: Mo Salah’s non-dives; John Barnes’ karaoke; and Shane Long’s 7 second goal (36m 20s) • PART 3e: The Championship (44m 00s) • PART 4c: News from Spain, Italy, Holland and Greece (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Flip Reverse 2012 (55m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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25/04/191h 3m

A bottom half powerhouse

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Jack Lang pore over Everton’s ruthless demolition of Man United and look ahead to a (possibly) equally embarrassing Manchester derby. Plus: footballers you’ve forgotten about; why Fulham should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves; and the PFA player of the year lists RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Our Easter XI (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Everton 4 - 0 United (02m 30s)  • PART 2b: City 1 -0 Spurs and the Manchester derby (12m 00s)  • PART 2c: A final word on Marco Silva and Silva (17m 30s)  • PART 3a: Cardiff 0 - 1 Liverpool (21m 20s) • PART 3b: Arsenal 2 - 3 Palace and the Christian resurrection (23m 40s) • PART 3c: The Europa League - a London derby in Azerbaijan? (29m 20s)  • PART 3d: PSG and Juve wrap up their titles (33m 10s) • PART 4a: The rest of the PL weekend (36m 10s) • PART 4b: The Championship (44m 00s) • PART 4c: News from Spain, Italy, Holland and Greece (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / the player pod the year awards (51m 30s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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22/04/1958m 18s

Cagey for the first three minutes

Jimbo, Pat Nevin, Duncan Alexander and Alvaro Romeo catch their breath and relive that incredible battle between City and Spurs at the Etihad. Plus: reasons to smile about Ajax; the xG-iest game of all time; and whither Alex McLeish RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: The story of City 4 - 3 Spurs (02m 00s) • PART 2a: City v Spurs redux (22m 00s)  • PART 2b: Ajax light up the CL again - with Michiel Jongsma (24m 30s)  • PART 2c: A word on Ronaldo (30m 50s)  • PART 2d: Barcelona do United with Liverpool next (34m 30s) • PART 3a: Cardiff and Brighton and the battle to survive (41m 00s) • PART 3b: Everton v United preview (45 30s)  
• PART 3c: The rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s) • PART 4a: PSG blow it again, the xG-iest game of all time (58m 20s) • PART 4b: Real’s rebuilding job (61m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (65m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / News from the Greek and Turkish leagues (66m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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18/04/191h 13m

Tired of sunny truisms

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Ian Irving and Daniel Storey talk about the tightest of title races and Champions League second legs. Plus, Brighton’s race to the bottom; yet more Drake curses; and a wood-related XI RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 2 - 0 Chelsea (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Palace 1 - 3 City (10m 40s)  • PART 2a: City v Spurs go again in the CL (14m 50s)  • PART 2b: Can United to an Ole at Camp Nou? (19m 20s)  • PART 2c: Liverpool back at the Dragao (25m 00s) • PART 2d: Juve v Ajax redux (27m 30) • PART 3a: A word on the Europa League and Ricky Van Wolfswinkel (35m 00s) 
 • PART 3b: Brighton, Cardiff and woodiest XI (39m 00s) • PART 3c: The rest of the PL (45m 30s) • PART 4a: The Championship, Lincoln up, Joey Barton and more (48m 50s) • PART 4b: Dortmund and PSG get Draked (52m 00s) • PART 4c: Own goals, barcodes and tattoos (55m 20s)  • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (59m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (61m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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15/04/191h 5m

Guilty secrets

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams talk about Tottenham’s Champions League triumph and look ahead to Liverpool v Chelsea and Palace v City. Plus: Rafa Honigstein on the Bundesliga title race, Dutch crooning, and more on the Drake Curse RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Spurs 1 - 0 City - another Pep Euro brain fart? (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 2 - 0 Porto - Klopp’s new midfield alchemy (11m 50s)  • PART 1c: United 0 - 1 Barcelona (13m 40s)  • PART 1d: Ajax 1 - 1 Juve and some Ronaldo numbers (15m 40s)  • PART 2a: Hazard on fire ahead of Liverpool v Chelsea (24m 30s) • PART 3b: Palace v City preview (33m 00) • PART 4a: Is it all over in Germany? - with Rafa Honigstein (36m 20s) • PART 4b: France, Japan and the rest of the PL (42m 30s) • PART 4c: Serie A and Julian Assange (49m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Streatham Rovers (57m 10s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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11/04/191h 1m

A scheduling dilemma for Elton John

Jimbo is joined by Natalie Gedra, Daniel Storey and Michael Cox to relive Watford’s FA Cup comeback and look ahead to a huge week for City, Spurs, Liverpool and United in the Champions League. Plus: bucket list fixtures; ‘joy in the legs’, and memories of Rory Delap  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Watford 3 - 2 Wolves - with Emma Saunders (01m 30s) • PART 1b: City 1 - 0 Brighton (12m 10s)  • PART 1c: City v Spurs Champions League preview (16m 00s)  • PART 2a: Liverpool back on top of the PL (20m 20s)  • PART 2b: Liverpool v Porto preview (25m 00s) • PART 2c: United v Barcelona preview (26m 30s) • PART 2d: Ajax v Juve preview (32m 00s)  • PART 3a: Everton 1 - 0 Arsenal and a word on the Europa League (35m 40s) • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (41m 20) • PART 4a: Euro news and a nod to MLS (43m 50s)
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08/04/191h 1m

A wine bar in Newport

Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Lynsey Hooper and Duncan Alexander discuss the legend of the Watford fridge, Wengerian theology and big fish syndrome. Plus, FA Cup semi finals, Tottenham’s move home, and a look ahead to Der Klassiker RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Football domestics and going down (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Wolves 2 - 1 Man U and the Mike Dean 100 (02m 20s)  • PART 1c: Wolves v Watford preview and the tale of Eddie Plumley (06m 50s)  • PART 2a: More on Man U (13m 00s)  • PART 2b: Spurs in new stadium shocker and back up to third (17m 00s) • PART 2c: Everton v Arsenal preview, the Drake Curse and word on Chelsea v West Ham (20 00s) • PART 3a: Southampton v Liverpool preview and what’s up with Naby Keita (25m 00s)  • PART 3b: Fulham and Huddersfield’s achievable goals, the rest of the PL weekend and a word on the Championship (32m 00s) • PART 4a: Der Klassiker! (35m 40s) • PART 4b: The good, the bad and the ugly from around Europe (43m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 1 0s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / White asparagus (52m 10s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for[**Totally Football Live in Leeds**' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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04/04/1958m 24s

Mockingly casual

Jimbo’s joined by Sasha Goryunov, Michael Cox and Leroy Rosenior MBE to talk lucky Liverpool, teetering Tottenham, and an extra angry Neil Warnock. Plus: adieu, Huddersfield; Benfica's new debutant; and No Room For Racism     RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 2 - 1 Spurs - and Anfield goes berzerk (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 2 Chelsea (14m 50s)  • PART 2: The relegation picture and favourite Huddersfield memories (23m 10s)  • PART 3a: The Championship and Checkatrade Trophy (33m 10s)  • PART 3b: No Room For Racism and praise for Raheem Sterling (37m 50s) • PART 3c: The rest of the PL weekend (40 20s) • PART 3d: Tottenham’s grand stadium reopening (44m 30s)  • PART 4: PSV, Benfica, the Old Firm and more from around Europe (49m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (58m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Dog washing (59m 30s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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01/04/191h 5m

The endless search for perfection

Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams for company to look ahead to Liverpool v Spurs and the inevitable farewell to Huddersfield. Plus bold predictions, pubic inflammation, and the dirtiest fixture in history  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Happy birthday, MD-A and Steve Bull (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Liverpool v Spurs preview and Harry Kane to the NFL (02m 10s)  • PART 1c: Fulham v City preview (10m 00s) • PART 2: Swistanbul and other Euro 2020 headlines (11m 30s)  • PART 3a: Ole in at United (19m 50s) • PART 3b: Cardiff v Chelsea preview and Women’s Champion League news (24m 00s) • PART 3c: Arsenal v Newcastle preview (32m 30s)  • PART 4a: The dirtiest fixture in football (36m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (40m 20s)
 • PART 4c: European round-up and best British players abroad (43m 00s)
 • PART 4d: Birthday 5-a-side teams redux (50m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / The M40 derby (54m 40s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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28/03/1959m 47s

A bone to pick

Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang to talk about England continuing to be really quite good indeed. Plus, Scotland hit rock bottom; Birmingham docked 9 points; and why it would have been better for Brazil if they hadn’t won World Cup ’94 RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: England 5 - 0 Czech Rep (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Holland 2 - 3 Germany (09m 10s)  • PART 1c: Gibraltar, home nations and more (13m 50s) • PART 2a: Scotland hit rock bottom - with Laura Brannan (20m 00s)  • PART 2b: Portugal, France, Spain, Italy and more Euro news (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Birmingham’s 9 point deduction (28m 10s) • PART 3b: A bad week for Brazil and Argentina (33m 40s)  • PART 3c: Burundi and Guyana news (37m 40s) • PART 4a: Sharing a birthday with footballers (40m 20s)
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25/03/1955m 48s

More common than potato and pasta

Jimbo lines up alongside Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to talk Euro 2020 qualifiers, while Simon Kuper tells us about Holland’s rejuvenation. Plus: dinner with Mick McCarthy and what would have happened if Dion Dublin hadn’t suffered a broken leg in 1992? RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: A Euro 2020 explainer (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Rice and riches up front England v Czech Republic preview (04m 00s)  • PART 2a: Scotland, Wales, NI news and dinner with Mick McCarthy (13m 40s) • PART 2b: Holland, Germany and more - with Simon Kuper (19m 00s)  • PART 2c: France, Rabiot’s mum and Pogba’s ring (26m 40s) • PART 2d: A new Italy (38m 50s) • PART 3: Your questions (42m 20s) 
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21/03/1958m 58s

Fading out of the photograph

Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Ian Irving on board to talk FA Cup and Champions League draw. Plus, naughty Q words, tales of wind, and what would have happened if Gazza never made that tackle on Gary Charles in 1991 RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Swansea 2 - 3 City and the Q word (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Brighton come good at the Den (09m 10s)  • PART 1c: Wolves and Watford set up their semi (10m 50s) • PART 2a: Cycling and Football League news (19m 50s)  • PART 2b: Champions League QFs (23m 30s) • PART 2c: Europa League QFs (29m 40s) • PART 3a: Fulham 1 - 2 Liverpool (34m 00s)  • PART 3b: Everton do Chelsea and the rest of PL weekend (39m 10s) • PART 4a: The Milan derby and around Planet Football (45m 30s) • PART 4b: Flip Reverse Spurs v Forest FA Cup final 1991 (52m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (58 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (59m 30s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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18/03/191h 3m

An ideal farmhand

Jimbo’s joined by Julien Laurens, Daniel Storey and Jack Lang to dissect more Premier League success in the Champions League. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on a potential Neu Gotterdammerung; Alvaro Romeo on Zidane turning up again at Real; and the first iteration of One Game to Replay  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Four PL sides in CL last 8 (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Bayern 1 - 3 Liverpool - with Rafa Honigstein (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: Juve 3 - 0 Atletico Madrid (14m 50s) • PART 2a: Barcelona 5 - 1 Lyon and the GOAT debate (18m 40s)  • PART 2b: City 7 - 0 Schalke (21m 30s) • PART 3a: ZZ returns to RM - with Alvaro Romeo (28m 10s) • PART 3b: The FA Cup quarter-finals (32m 20s)  • PART 4a: The PL weekend (39m 10s) • PART 5a: Le Classique preview (50m 20s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / OWNA FC and more (59m 30s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for[** Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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14/03/191h 7m

Yin and yang

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Tom Williams and James Horncastle in the pod to look back on a weekend of dodgy non-VAR goals and pitch invaders. Plus: Liverpool head to Bayern; Ranieri returns to Rome; and Dion Dublin days with Jason Statham RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 3 - 1 Watford (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 4 - 2 Burnley (05m 00s)  • PART 1c: Rafa Honigstein on Bayern v Liverpool and City v Schalke (09m 40s) • PART 2a: Barcelona v Lyon preview (16m 30s)  • PART 2b: Juve v Atletico Madrid preview (18m 30s) • PART 3: The battle for 3rd and 4th (24m 30s) • PART 4a: The Birmingham pitch invasion - with Chris Goulding from WeAreBirmingham (39m 20s)  • PART 4b: The relegation picture (47m 40s) • PART 5a: Ranieri returns to Rome (55m 10s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Colwyn Bay news (62m 20s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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11/03/191h 8m

Les Miserables

Jimbo has Natalie Gedra, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the studio and Julien Laurens, Michiel Jongsma and Alvaro Romeo on the line to talk PSG v United, Real v Ajax and a truly amazing midweek in the Champions League. Plus: beard implants; sausage trains; and the Lionesses roar again RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: So United, so PSG - with a very sad Julien Laurens (03m 20s) • PART 2a: Ajax humble Real - with added Michiel Jongsma and Alvaro Romeo (13m 00s)  • PART 2b: Spurs and Porto also through to the CL quarters (28m 30s) • PART 3a: City v Watford and Liverpool v Burnley previews (32m 10s)  • PART 3b: Arsenal v Man U and Chelsea v Wolves previews (36m 50s) • PART 3c: Saints v Spurs (41m 40s) • PART 4a: The relegation picture (44m 40s) 
• PART 4b: Brendan Rodgers v Scott Parker (49m 20s)  • PART 5a: Ricky Gervais, Ligue 1 and SheBelieves updates (51m 40s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / the St Pauli sausage train (59m 50s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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07/03/191h 6m

The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Sasha Goryunov review the weekend’s derbies and how they impact upon the the race for the title and top four. Plus, pontifications on the expected assists, Ji-Dong Won’s second act, and a new name for the SheBelieves Cup RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Klopp blows the Merseyside derby (02m 00s) • PART 1b: City roll on - but at what cost (08m 30s)  • PART 2: The North London derby (15m 40s) • PART 3a: United 3 - 2 Saints and a look ahead to PSG (25m 40s)  • PART 3b: PSG v United and Dortmund v Spurs previews (29m 40s) • PART 3c: Fulham 1 - 2 Chelsea (34m 20s) • PART 4a: Classico chat - with Alvaro Romeo (40m 30s)
 • PART 4b: More from around Europe (46m 00s) 
• PART 4c: Championship round-up with love for Leeds and Jack Grealish (49m 20s) • PART 4e: The SheBelieves Cup (51m 30s) • PART 5a: Watford ruin Brendan’s big day and the rest of the PL (53m 20s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (59m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (61m 10s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for **[Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf)** and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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04/03/191h 5m

Karmatic payback

Jimbo has James Horncastle, Lynsey Hooper, and Duncan Alexander in to discuss all the midweek news including the repercussions on Kepa, Brendan Rodgers to Leicester, and a shout for goal of the season. Plus: a look ahead to the weekend in Europe, the SheBelieves Cup, and what exactly makes a pointless stat.  RUNNING ORDER:  * PART 1a: Leicester hire Rodgers (01m 30s) * PART 2a: Liverpool's 5 star performance over Watford and City keep the pressure on (06m 40s) * PART 2b: Not so hapless Huddersfield, Lloris's poor show, Arsenal smash Bournemouth, United fight off injuries for victory, and is Shane Longstaff the next Game of Thrones character? (13m 10s)  * PART 3a: Pointless stats with Duncan Alexander (31m 10s) * PART 3b: SheBelieves Cup update (34m 30s) * PART 3c: European round-up (36m 20s) * PART 4a: Merseyside Derby preview (42m 10s)  * PART 4b: More Premier League previews (48m 00s) * PART 4c: The London Derbies (51m 50s) * PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 20s) * PART 6: Exeunt omnes and who do you share a birthday with? (58m 30s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: * Join us for [Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 Marc](https://www.epsteinliverpool.co.uk/events/totally-football-show-live-with-james-richardson/)h and [Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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28/02/191h 3m

Brexit…Rodgers leaves for Leicester

The Totally Scottish Football Show invades the Totally Football Show for a special episode. In the space of one crazy Tuesday, Brendan Rodgers walks away from Celtic for Leicester. And consigliere Neil Lennon returns to the managerial hot seat at Celtic Park. Our regular Scottish trio of Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull from the Telegraph and Laura Brannan from COPA90 are in the studio to discuss a huge story in British football. Although the digital Jim Leighton is sadly unable to join us. With Celtic just games away from completing a domestic treble, and with Rodgers claiming to be a Celtic fan, should the fans feel betrayed? Barca Jim discusses Brendan’s exit and whether Lennon can get the Bhoys over the line. Or are the feats of the treble treble or 10 titles in a row now in jeopardy? Plus Jonathan Northcroft from The Sunday Times, author of Fearless: The Amazing Underdog Story of Leicester City, debates how good a fit Rodgers is for Leicester. And does this represent a sobering moment for Scottish football?  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Rodgers leaves Celtic – the immediate reaction (01m 30s) • PART 1b: The Celtic fan’s perspective with Barca Jim (05m 20s) • PART 2: Jonathan Northcroft on what this appointment means to Leicester (12m 00s) • PART 3: Neil Lennon takes the reins at Celtic for the rest of the season (19m 45s)
27/02/1926m 49s

Catering options

Jimbo’s back and he’s got Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Carl Anka for company to give scrutiny to Kepa’s act of Wembley mutiny.  Plus: a Phyrric draw at Old Trafford; Whisperin’ Claude Puel-ed off at Leicester; counting with Almiron  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Kepa, Sarri and a cup final (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Chelsea v Spurs preview, transfer bans and Burnley’s unbeaten run (11m 50s)  • PART 2a: United 0 - 0 Liverpool and the most Phyrric of stalemates (19m 10s) • PART 2b: More love for Watford and Palace (23m 40s)  • PART 2c: Au revoir, Claude; bonjour, Brendan? (31m 30s) • PART 3a: European round-up (37m 20s) • PART 3b: TFS Live news (48m 00s) 
• PART 4: The rest of the PL weekend - things looking bleak for Fulham; all hail Newcastle’s Almiron and Longstaff (48m 50s)  • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / and yes, Everton - we didn’t forget you (58m 30s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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25/02/191h 3m

The last hurrah?

Lynsey Hooper is joined by Pat Nevin, Daniel Storey and Alvaro Romeo to look back on all things Champions League. Plus, Liverpool head to United, and Sarri’s likely Wembley swan song RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 0 - 0 Bayern (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Schalke 2 - 3 City - comebacks, character and controVARsy (10m 30s)  • PART 2a: Atletico 2 - 0 Juve (16m 20s) • PART 2b: Another blank for Barca - and why Luis Suarez is past it (22m 20s)  • PART 3a: Misadventures in Sarriball (26m 30s) • PART 3b: Man U v Liverpool preview - with a nod to Arsenal v Saints (41m 00s) • PART 3c: The return of Harry Kane? (47m 10s)
 • PART 4: The rest of the PL weekend - with much love for Wolves and Watford (51m 10s)  • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (65m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (67m 00s)  LIVE NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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21/02/191h 10m

A canary in the coal mine

Lynsey Hooper’s holding the fort and she's got James Horncastle, Daniel Storey and Michael Cox for company to seek answers from the fifth round of the FA Cup and preview Liverpool v Bayern in the Champions League. Plus, another red card for Ramos; Arsenal on the brink against BATE; and a cricket score in Serie C RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Wolves, Watford and Palace all progress (01m 00s) • PART 1b: The curious case of Phil Foden (11m 10s)  • PART 1c: Millwall’s astonishing FA Cup record, Derby Knock(ed)eart blows, and Daniel ‘Mbappe’ James (16m 10s) • PART 2a: Liverpool v Bayern preview (and a nod to Schalke v City) - with Rafa Honigstein (22m 30s)  • PART 2b: Atletico v Juve and Lyon v Barcelona, and another red card for Ramos (33m 50s) • PART 3a: Totally Live in Leeds and Liverpool news (41m 30s) • PART 3b: Women’s FA Cup round-up and a look ahead to the World Cup (42m 30s) 
• PART 3c: A brief trip to Serie C (48m 50s)  • PART 3d: Europa League round-up - and more on Icardi (51m 10s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes / our PFA Team of the Year So Far (59m 00s)  LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for **[Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf)** and **[Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=)** GET IN TOUCH:
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18/02/191h 3m

Left for dust

Jimbo’s joined by his three amigos Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on great wins for Spurs and PSG in the Champions League. Plus: FA Cup previews; a salute to Gordon Banks; and the Icardi derby RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Spurs 3- 0 Dortmund (01m 00s) • PART 2: Man U 0 - 2 PSG (13m 00s)  • PART 2b: Dirty Leeds announcement, Dirty Ramos analysis, and Roma 2 - 1 Porto (27m 10s) • PART 3a: A salute to Gordon Banks (37m 00s)  • PART 3b: Chelsea v United in the FA Cup (39m 00s) • PART 3c: Newport v City, Bristol C v Wolves and the rest of the FA Cup 5th round (45m 00s) • PART 4: Euro round-up time with extra Icardi (55m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (66m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (67m 40s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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14/02/191h 11m

Awkward

Jimbo’s joined by Matt Davies-Adams, Michael Cox and Ian Irving to gawp at City’s annihilation of Chelsea, gasp at the United’s prospects against PSG, and gather round to learn the German for 'lackadaisical'  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: City 6 - 0 Chelsea (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Liverpool 3 - 0 Bournemouth Spurs (15m 1 0s)  • PART 2b: Spurs 3 - 1 Leicester (18m 00s) • PART 2c: Spurs v Dortmund preview - with Rafa Honigstein (19m 50s)  • PART 3a: Man U v PSG preview (25m 00s) • PART 3b: The relegation race, Silva’s return to Watford, and the 465 derby (33m 00s) • PART 4: The most Championship games of the Championship season so far (43m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (49m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / some extraneous wrasslin’ chat (50m 40s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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11/02/1956m 46s

Shape damage

Jimbo has Emma Saunders, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle on board to discuss the jitters and jiggling at the top of the Premier League. Plus, Marco Silva returns to Vicarage Road; the DryWorld Cup; and tales from the French 6th division RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: City back on top - and who’ll be third in the two horse race? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: City v Chelsea, Liverpool v Bournemouth and Spurs v Leicester previews (10m 30s)  • PART 2b: The race for the Top 4 (20m 30s) • PART 2c: A word on the FA Cup - and Tears for Fears (26m 00s)  • PART 2c: Shape damage and other tales from the OptaPro Forum (33m 00s) • PART 3a: Watford v Everton and songs about snakes (36m 10s) • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (42m 00s) • PART 4: Your questions, Serie A and tales from the French 6th division and Ravel Morrison (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Championship round-up (54m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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07/02/1959m 42s

Pigs’ ears and divinity

Jimbo has Matt Davies-Adams, Michael Cox and Daniel Storey in the pod to talk early Agüero goals, black cats, the ‘It Was Only Huddersfield’ caveat and Qatar win the Asian Cup.  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Lessons from the weekend and favourite footballing animals (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 1 - 3 City (02m 50s)  • PART 1c: Everton 1 - 3 Wolves (12m 30s) • PART 2a: Poch time, Son and the highest form of flattery (20m 10s)  • PART 2b: Chelsea 5 - 0 Huddersfield (23m 20s) • PART 2c: The OGS bounce and transfer news (27m 50s) • PART 2d: The Hakeem al-Araibi affair (32m 40s) • PART 3a: Palace edge the Uncle Roy derby (35m 30s) • PART 3b: The rest of battle at the bottom (39m 30s) • PART 3c: Cardiff 2 - 0 Bournemouth (44m 50s) • PART 4a: Qatar - the force awakens (48m 350s) • PART 4b: News from around Europe (55m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Championship round-up (62m 30s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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04/02/191h 8m

The art of the (transfer) deal

Rafa Honigstein speaks to sports lawyer Daniel Geey about the hows, whys, ins and outs of transfers and players' contracts. Daniel's new book [Done Deal: An Insider's Guide to Football Contracts, Multi-Million Pound Transfers and Premier League Big Business](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Done-Deal-Contracts-Multi-Million-Transfers/dp/1472947177) is out now
01/02/1920m 27s

Sarcastic spit

Jimbo’s accompanied by Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle look back on a stunningly good midweek in the Premier League and around Europe. Plus: nerviness, sarcasm and spitting RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Newcastle 2 - 1 City (01 50s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 1 - 1 Leicester, with West Ham to come (06m 30s)  • PART 2a: City v Arsenal preview (13m 10s) • PART 2b: Bournemouth 4 - 0 Chelsea and the unravelling of Sarri (15m 20s)  • PART 2c: 再见 to Fellaini and Ola to Almiron - with Luis Miguel Echegaray (28m 00s) • PART 2c: More transfer news (31m 30s) • PART 2d: The battle at the bottom - with a star turn by Fulham (34m 10s) • PART 3a: News from Spain, France and the Asian Cup (41m 50s) • PART 3b: An amazing midweek in Italy (49m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 50s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes / one-footed players (58m 40s)  • PART 6: Exclusive extract from Daniel Storey’s ‘250 Days’ GET IN TOUCH:
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31/01/191h 9m

Running diagonally

Jimbo has Daniel Storey, David Preece and Michael Cox in the pod to relive the highs and lows of the FA Cup fourth round and peer ahead to a full midweek round in the Premier League. Plus: poor grammar, saucy tweets, and bulging biceps RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United knock out Arsenal (02m 40s) • PART 1b: AFC Wimbledon 4 - 2 West Ham (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Shews 2 - 2 Wolves (13m 20s) • PART 2b: Millwall 3 - 2 Everton - VAR and unsavoury scenes (19m 10s) • PART 3: Palace pile on the misery for Spurs’ (27m 30s) • PART 4a: Thierry Henry’s 100 days at Monaco - with Julien Laurens (36m 40s) • PART 4b: News from Nottinghamshire (41m 00s) • PART 4c: Liverpool v Leicester and City v Burnley previews (46m 40s) • PART 4d: The race for the Top 4… (49m 00s) • PART 4e: …and at the bottom (51m 30s)
 • PART 4f: Bundesliga, Serie A and Scottish Premiership news (54m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (58m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / one-footed players (60m 00s) • PART 7: Exclusive extract from Daniel Storey’s ‘250 Days’ GET IN TOUCH:
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28/01/191h 10m

Transporter bridges and the Whyteleafe curse

Jimbo’s joined by Tom Williams, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle to talk FA Cup curses, civil engineering, the best run club in the Premier League and all the news from around Europe (well, mostly France) RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Emiliano Sala (00m 50s)
 • PART 2a: Arsenal v United preview and memories of PJ and Duncan (03m 20s) • PART 2b: Palace v Spurs preview (12m 00s) • PART 3a: The Wham Stadium, transport bridges and giant killings (18m 30s) • PART 3b: City v Burnley, Newcastle v Watford and Chelsea v Sheff Wed previews (29m 00s) • PART 4a: Transfer news, fights at Fulham and your questions (37m 30s) • PART 4b: Neymar injured, Balotelli on the move and Henry on the brink (46m 00s) • PART 4c: Another Asian Cup update (54m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (57m 40s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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24/01/191h 1m

Get a room

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Sasha Goryunov and Natalie Gedra (ESPN Brazil) to discuss Chelsea’s implosion amongst a goal-tastic weekend in the Premier League. Plus, billiards in Russia, horseback wrestling in Kyrgyzstan, and another job ends in tears for Sven RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Fulham 1 - 2 Spurs (02m 00s) 
• PART 1b: Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea and Sarri loses it (07m 50s) • PART 2a: Championship round-up (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Newcastle 3 - 0 Cardiff and the relegation battle (22m 30s) • PART 2c: United can’t stop winning and Mou can’t stop moaning (24m 00s) • PART 2d: European round-up (30m 20s) • PART 3a: Thanks, Huddersfield but it’s time to say goodbye (34m 50s)
 • PART 3b: Liverpool 4 - 3 Palace (38m 00s) • PART 3c: Wolves 4 - 3 Leicester (43m 10s) • PART 3d: The rest of the PL weekend (47m 30s)  • PART 4a: Serie A news (50m 30s) • PART 4b: Asian Cup update - with more Kyrgyzstan intel than you possibly wanted to know (55m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (63m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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21/01/191h 7m

Fresh trousers

Jimbo’s joined by Duncan Alexander, Emma Saunders and Matt Davies-Adams to talk Bielsa’s mega PowerPoint presentation and look ahead to Chelsea v Arsenal and the rest of the Premier League weekend. Plus, failed aspirations; second (half of) season syndrome; and Higuain heads to Stamford Bridge RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Arsenal v Chelsea preview with added James Horncastle on Higuain (01m 50s) 
• PART 1b: Fulham v Spurs preview (10m 30s) • PART 1c: Man U v Brighton preview (16m 00s) • PART 2a: Bielsa, spreadsheets and spying (17m 50s) • PART 2b: Martin O’Neill in at Forest (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Snow ahoy! (28m 00s) • PART 3b: Wagner leaves Huddersfield and Newcastle v Cardiff preview (32m 30s)
 • PART 3c: Liverpool v Palace preview (34m 40s)
 • PART 3d: Watford v Burnley preview and the rest of the PL weekend (38m 30s) • PART 4a: Serie A and Bundesliga return and Tom Williams on Monaco 1 - 1 Nice (42m 30s) • PART 4b: Asian Cup update (46m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / remembering Graham Taylor (52m 30s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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17/01/1958m 37s

Quiet. Too quiet

Jimbo’s got Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Ian Irving on board to talk about a great De Gea day for United at Wembley; a new level of punditry from Rio Ferdinand and Richard Keys; and a wonderful weekend for own goals RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Spurs 0 - 1 United with a bit of added David Preece (01m 20s) • PART 2a: West Ham 1 - 0 Arsenal (15m 40s) • PART 2b: Of Mike Ashley, Rio and Keysy and Chelsea 2 - 1 Newcastle (20m 40s) • PART 3a: A quick European round-up (35m 00s) • PART 3b: Burnley 2 - 1 Fulham and the art of winning without shooting (38m 30s) • PART 3c: The rest of the PL weekend (42m 50s) • PART 4: Leeds spying, The relegation picture (53m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (62m 50s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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14/01/191h 6m

Medium rare

Jimbo welcomes Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams to the pod to talk nine goal hauls, VAR, Salt Bae, God’s will and a weekend of relegation six pointers   RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: City 9 - 0 Burton and a vulgar display of power (01m 00s)  • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 0 Chelsea - blah blah VAR (06m 00s) • PART 2a: Spurs v Man U preview with added Salt Bae (17m 20s) • PART 2b: West Ham v Arsenal preview with added Aaron Ramsay to Juve chat (22m 30s) • PART 3a: A word on Bolton (28m 20s) • PART 3b: Brighton v Liverpool and City v Wolves previews (32m 20s)
 • PART 4a: Asian Cup round-up (37m 40s)
 • PART 4b: The relegation picture (40m 30s) • PART 4c: French football news and your questions (45m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (54m 30s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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10/01/1958m 26s

Failing upwards

Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang to talk FA Cup shocks, sweary commentators, HG Wells and what Peter Crouch has in common with Michelle Obama RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: FA Cup review 1 - Newport, Oldham and a big day out in Woking (01m 10s)  • PART 2: FA Cup review 2 - VAR, Barnet and an angry Neil Warnock (13m 30s) • PART 3: Transfer news and a La Liga round-up (27m 20s) • PART 4a: League Cup semi-final previews (34m 00s) • PART 4b: Adios, Cesc Fabregas (37m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (43m 40s) • PART 6: Asian Cup update / Exeunt omnes (45m 20s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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07/01/1951m 53s

Interspecies romance

Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Lynsey Hooper, Sasha Goryunov and Tom Williams to fine margins and other wisdom from City’s victory over Liverpool. Plus, Pulisic heads to Chelsea and other transfer tales; the magic of the (French) Cup; and having a bit of Me Time
 RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Lessons learned from City 2 - 1 Liverpool (1m 30s)  • PART 2a: Pulisic heads to Chelsea - with Rafa Honigstein (15m 00s) • PART 2b: Ramsay, Cesc and other transfer news (23m 10s) • PART 3a: Chelsea, United and the race for the Top Four (27m 20s) • PART 3b: Burnley and Palace on the up (33m 30s) • PART 3c: The rest of the PL midweek (38m 00s) • PART 4: FA Cup 3rd round previews (45m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (56m 50s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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04/01/191h 1m

Old Norse

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Matt Davies-Adams in for the final pod of the year, talking Liverpool, City, Liverpool-City and Shkodran Mustafi’s New Year’s Eve eve. Plus, our stars, flops, surprises and moments of the season so far RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: This does not slip? (0m 40s)  • PART 1b: Liverpool 5 - 1 Arsenal (03m 20s) • PART 2a: City v Liverpool preview (11 00s) • PART 2b: Of Cardiff and Spurs (17m 00s) • PART 2c: Fulham and Kamara shoots himself in the foot (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Rangers’ Old Firm win and more - with JJ Bull (29m 10s) • PART 3b: World’s Strongest Man update (34m 40s)  • PART 3c: Palace v Chelsea and alternatives to Sarriball (37m 00s) • PART 3d: Man U and Pogba on the up (44m 00s) • PART 4a: A word on the Championship and the best football docs (49m 50s) • PART 4b: Stars, flops and moments of the season so far (52m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (63m 20s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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31/12/181h 8m

Rogue One

Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Rafa Honigstein and Carl Anka are here to catch up with the past seven days at the top and bottom of the Premier League and around Europe. Are Tottenham now Liverpool’s main rival for the title? Plus, Eddie Howe’s home decor; the best diver in the game; and the return of Prince Albert RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: A three-way title tussle at the top with City wobbling (02m 40s) • PART 1b: Can Spurs go the distance - with Kayvan Moghaddassi from Oh When the Spurs podcast (11m 10s)
 • PART 1c: Putting Liverpool’s numbers into context (15m 30s) • PART 2a: The Poch paradigm and the Eddie Howe Feng shui philosophy (26m 50s) • PART 2b: What’s gone right at Leicester? - with Jonathan Northcroft (30m 40s) • PART 2c: ‘Now We Are Free’ at United (35m 50s)  • PART 2d: Chelsea, Palace and more (45m 00s)
 • PART 3a: Bundesliga update and other European news (48m 00s) • PART 3b: Fulham v Huddersfield and more PL previews (52m 00s)
 • PART 4a: The best diver in football (58m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Death, racism, un-policeable Ultras - a bad Boxing Day in Serie A (62m 00s)
 • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (71m 50s) • PART 6: Best video games of the year / Exeunt omnes (73m 20s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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28/12/181h 18m

A Roy of the Rovers special!

Iain Macintosh is joined by Football 365's John Nicholson and new Roy of the Rovers writers Tom Palmer and Rob Williams to talk about 60+ years of Roy Race and Melchester Rovers and the character's amazing new reboot  Find out more at [royoftheroversofficial.com](http://www.royoftheroversofficial.com)
24/12/1829m 29s

A soothing balm

Jimbo has Emma Saunders, Jack Lang and Lynsey Hooper to keep him company on our final show before Christmas as we discuss the new regime at Old Trafford, look ahead to the weekend’s fixtures at the top and bottom of the Premier League, and bemoan the escalating price of Freddos  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Solksjaer in at United (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Burton face City in the League Cup semis (11m 30s)
 • PART 2b: Spurs 2 - 0 Arsenal - and why would Poch want to leave? (14m 20s) • PART 3a: Wolves v Liverpool preview (21m 00s) • PART 3b: City v Palace preview (26m 40s) • PART 3c: Is Puel next for the chop? (30m 20s)  • PART 3d: Arsenal v Burnley preview (33m 40s)
• PART 3e: World Club Cup update (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Innocent Bonke and who is Domingos Quina? (38m 20s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (44m 20s) 
• PART 5a: The rising price of Freddos and Euro news (49m 20s)
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20/12/181h 1m

Heaven knowns Mou’s miserable now

The deed has been done - Manchester United have sacked Jose Mourinho. Has he become an angry self-parody living in the past? And what’s next for the once-Special One and, indeed, United? Jimbo, Rory Smith, Tom Williams, Ian Irving, Carl Anka and Iain Macintosh give their thoughts RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: The latest from Carrington - with Ian Irving (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Was Mou the problem or the scapegoat? (04m 40s) • PART 1c: How good should United’s squad be Champions League Last 16 (23m 20s) • PART 2a: A fan’s view - with Carl Anka (10m 30s) • PART 2b: Was this Mou’s final act? (13m 10s) • PART 2c: Final thoughts - with Rory Smith (19m 30s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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18/12/1826m 57s

Minstrels and Opal Fruits

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Natalie Gedra for the ride to discuss Liverpool’s return to the top and United’s race to the bottom. Plus: the Alpine Klopp makes his mark; the Champions League draw; and Christmas jumpers in Brazil RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Liverpool 3 - 1 United (02m 20s) • PART 2: City 3 - 1 Everton (15m 20s) • PART 3a: Champions League Last 16 (23m 20s) • PART 3b: Southampton 3 - 2 Arsenal (28m 30s) • PART 4a: The Snodgrass redemption (34m 30s) • PART 4b: Palace win sans-Zaha; Watford’s recruitment, and more (42m 30s)  • PART 5a: World’s Strongest Man and Club World Cup news (48m 30s) • PART 5b: Europa League draw highlights (52m 50s) • PART 5c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 00s) • PART 6: Christmas jumpers in Brazil / Exeunt omnes (56m 40s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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17/12/181h 2m

Craig David and the drummer from Coldplay

Jimbo lines up alongside Pat Nevin, Jame Horncastle and Alvaro Romeo to talk Champions League, Liverpool-United, drumsticks and plastic pitches RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 1 - 0 Napoli (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Liverpool v Man U preview (10m 40s) • PART 2a: Spurs do the business in Barcelona (15m 50s) • PART 2b: More CL headlines (20m 30s) • PART 3a: City v Everton preview (33m 00s) • PART 3b: Spurs v Burnley; Brighton v Chelsea; Southampton v Arsenal previews (40m 50s)  • PART 4: Fulham v West Ham and the rest of the PL (53m 30s) • PART 5a: Serie A and La Liga updates (63m 10s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (68m 10s) • PART 6: AOB / Exeunt omnes (70m 10s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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13/12/181h 16m

This does not slip

Jimbo has Ian Irving, Sasha Goryunov and Michael Cox to analyse Liverpool overtaking City at the top of the Premier League. Plus, Alvaro Romeo on Tottenham’s trip to Barcelona; the Copa Liberatodores; and playing too much Fortnite RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool hit top spot (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 2 - 0 City (09m 40s) • PART 2a: A quick word on Arsenal (22m 30s) 
• PART 2b: Barcelona v Tottenham preview - with Alvaro Romeo (25m 30s) • PART 2c: Liverpool v Napoli preview - with James Horncastle (32m 10s) • PART 3a: United 4 - 1 Fulham - the return of the great entertainers (41m 20s) 
• PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 30s)  • PART 4a: Your questions (52m 40s) • PART 4b: MLS, Copa Libertadores, Scotland, and European news (54m 20s)
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10/12/181h 14m

Better from the waist down

Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, David Preece and Tom Williams to round up the Premier League's midweek games and look ahead to Chelsea v City et al. Plus: the lowdown on Ralph Hasenhüttl; Alisson v Ederson; and Monaco or bust RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: An odd edition of Man U v Arsenal (02m 10s) • PART 2a: Fulham 1 - 1 Leicester - and United v Fulham preview (09m 30s) • PART 2b: Much love for Wolves as Chelsea flounder… (13m 50s)
 • PART 2c: …with City next (20m 30s) • PART 2d: Bournemouth v Liverpool preview (27m 20s) • PART 3: Who is Ralph Hasenhüttl? - with Rafa Honigstein (38m 00s) • PART 4: Time to talk about Brighton and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 50s) • PART 5a: Scotland, Checkatrade, Europe and MLS news (52m 50s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 50s) • PART 6: The langoustine incident / Exeunt omnes (63m 40s)  GET IN TOUCH:
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06/12/181h 11m

Otherworldly

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Carl Anka for company to look back on Divock Origi’s extraordinary late winner and Arsenal’s 4-2 win in the North London derby. Plus, the end of the road for Mark Hughes and a new Intertoto Cup! RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 1 - 0 Everton (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 4 - 2 Spurs (07m 10s) • PART 2a: Adios, Mark Hughes (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Southampton 2 - 2 Man United (21m 00s) • PART 3a: Cardiff 2 - 1 Wolves, Chelsea 2 - 0 Fulham (28m 50s) • PART 3b: Palace get their win; West Ham smash Newcastle (35m 00s) • PART 4a: Sol Campbell’s wining start (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Euro news and MLS update (41m 30s)
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03/12/181h 8m

92 million babies and rising

Jimbo lines up alongside Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and Julien Laurens to divine lessons from the Champions League and look ahead to a weekend of derbies in the Premier League. Plus, a brief history of 5-5 draws; crunch time in MLS; and the ballad of Bedford Jezzard, RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: PSG 2 - 1 Liverpool (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 0 Inter (10m 10s) • PART 2a: United qualify…just - and the greatest Lukaku stat you’ll ever hear (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Lyon outplay City…again - and the rest of the CL headlines (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Chelsea v Fulham preview (30m 00s)
 • PART 3b: Arsenal v Spurs preview (37m 00s)  • PART 3c: Liverpool v Everton preview (39m 20s) 
 • PART 3d: Villa 5 - 5 Forest; Sol Campbell in Macclesfield; and the Copa heads to Doha (43m 00s) • PART 4a: The rest of the PL weekend (51m 20s) • PART 4b: What to look out for in Europe and MLS (61m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (65m 30s) • PART 6: Golfing with Dean Saunders / Exeunt omnes (67m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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29/11/181h 13m

La final del mundo

Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Ian Irving and Matt Davies-Adams in the studio and Rory Smith on the line from Buenos Aires to look back on the football that did happen in the Premier League and the football that didn’t happen in Argentina.  Plus: much love for MoPo, Liverpool head to Paris, and tales from the Everton cafeteria RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Spurs 3 - 1 Chelsea (01m 30s) • PART 2a: City in Lyon and Liverpool head to Paris - with Julien Laurens (15m 40s) • PART 2b: Watford 0 - 3 Liverpool (22m 30s) • PART 3a: The biggest derby in the world that didn’t happen…twice - with Rory Smith (26m 20s) • PART 3b: Argy bargy in Japan too (33m 10s)
 • PART 4a: Wolves 0 - 2 Huddersfield, Fulham 3 - 2 Saints and settling (37m 10s)  
• PART 4b: Warnock in the jungle and clearing debts the Everton cafeteria (44m 00s) • PART 5a: News from Scotland and the Championship (48m 20s) • PART 5b: Ozil dropped, Mou shaves his head and the rest of the PL weekend (50m 00s) 
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26/11/181h 11m

The wind of change

Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Emma Saunders and James Horncastle to wave goodbye to the Nations League and say shalom to the Premier League.  Plus, rebranding Watford; footballers’ film and TV cameos; and the science of rock-paper-scissors RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Germany 2 - 2 Holland; Scotland do the do; and waving goodbye to the Nations League (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Spurs v Chelsea and West Ham v City previews (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Watford Liverpool preview (22m 50s) • PART 3: Ranieri’s first outing with Fulham and the relegation picture (28m 40s) • PART 4a: Bournemouth v Arsenal and reappraising Granit Xhaka (38m 4i0s)
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22/11/181h 11m

That looming bonce

Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams break down England’s (heroic) progress and the other stories from the Nations League. Plus, lucky bottoms, Jilly Cooper and footballers in films RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: England 2 - 1 Croatia and all the hail the Nations League (2m 30s)
 • PART 2a: Belgium 2 - 5 Switzerland (11m 10s) • PART 2b: The Dutch bounce back as Germany are relegated (16m 40s) • PART 3a: Scotland still in the mix - with Andrew Slaven (23m 50s) • PART 3b: Denmark too good Wales (29m 40s) • PART 4: Miscellany - VAR, more bad Brazilians, haircuts, Jilly Cooper (34m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (42m 30s) • PART 6: Any other business / Exeunt omnes (44m 50s)  **[VOTE IN THE FSF AWARDS](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018)** GET IN TOUCH:
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19/11/1852m 38s

Wise after the event

Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, ESPN's Natalie Gedra and Matt Davies-Adams discuss Claudio Ranieri’s arrival at Fulham. Plus: the Nations League, golden goodbyes and bad Brazilians  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Tales from the Opta Joe quiz (0m 40s) 
• PART 1b: Ranieri in at Fulham - with added Jonathan Northcroft (03m 20s) • PART 2a: All change at Premier League HQ (15m 10s) • PART 2b: The return of the Nations League and Brazil head to Milton Keynes (19m 00s)   • PART 2c: Re-evaluating Rooney; home nations state of play (24m 40s) • PART 3: Holland look to take Germany to a new Löw (35m 40s) • PART 4a: Allison v Ederson, Arthur Melo and Tite’s new Brazil… (39m 10s) • PART 4b: The worst Brazilians (44m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 40s) • PART 5: Any other business / Exeunt omnes (54m 20s)  [](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018) [**VOTE IN THE FSF AWARDS**](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018) GET IN TOUCH:
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15/11/181h 3m

Pumped

Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Kelly Cates and Julien Laurens on board to recap City’s squash match with United and rest of the Premier League and European weekend. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on Der Klassiker, Sam Kelly on the Superclásico, and Cobi Jones on England v USA RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: City 3 - 1 United (02m 10s) • PART 2a: Liverpool and Chelsea keep up the pace (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Arsenal get lucky against Wolves (17m 00s)   • PART 3: Der Klassiker - with Rafa Honigstein (19m 40s)
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 • PART 5a: Championship, Scottish and Superclásico news - with Sam Kelly from Hand of Pod (42m 00s) • PART 5b: Mo’ problems at Monaco for Henry; Serie A news (50m 30s)  • PART 5c: England v USA preview - with Cobi Jones (58m 50s)  • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (62m 00s) • PART 7: Any other business / Exeunt omnes (63m 50s)  [](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018) **[VOTE IN THE FSF AWARDS](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018)** GET IN TOUCH:
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12/11/181h 9m

Vindication

Jimbo welcomes Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Tom Williams to the pod to talk about United’s Fellaini-inspired comeback in Turin and the rest of the Champions League. Plus, Liverpool’s lost spark; Fulham at rock bottom; and non league nominative determinism  RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Juve 1 - 2 United - Mou’s got his mojo back (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Of City, derbies and dodgy penalties (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Red Star 2 - 0 Liverpool (22m 20s)   • PART 3: The rest of the CL headlines (30m 40s)
 • PART 4a: Palace v Spurs; Chelsea v Everton; Wolves v Arsenal previews (42m 20s) • PART 4b: Your questions and the wide world o’ football (48m 30s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (55m 50s) 
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08/11/181h 13m

Definite imperfections

Jimbo is accompanied by Melissa Reddy, Sasha Goryunov and Benji Lanyado to discuss City being a class apart; West Ham turning the corner (again); the most talented 14-year-old in Paraguay; and the Uncle Jeff co-efficient    RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Arsenal 1 - Liverpool (01m 40s) • PART 1b: City 6 - 1 Saints (11m 00s) • PART 1c: Chelsea 3 - 1 Palace and Spurs 3 - 2 Wolves (15m 00s)   • PART 2a: European Super League and CL chat (18m 30s)
 • PART 2b: Spurs’ must-win clash with PSV (26m 10s) • PART 2c: After Bournemouth, what chance United at Juve? (29m 00s) • PART 3a: West Ham 4 - 2 Burnley - and the Uncle Jeff coefficient (39m 30s)
 • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (44m 20s)
 • PART 4a: Rest o’ the world round up - from Dulwich Hamlet to Buenos Aires to MLS to Scotland (45m 40s) • PART 4b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 20s) • PART 5: Any other business / Exeunt omnes (57m 00s)  **!![VOTE IN THE FSF AWARDS](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018)!!** GET IN TOUCH:

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05/11/181h 3m

A long, dark teatime of the soul

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, James Horncastle and Matt Davies-Adams talk own goals, fights and flying coins in the wide world of football, from the Carabao Cup to the Copa Libertadores and everything in between. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 3 - 2 Derby (01m 30s) • PART 1b: A glass half empty reading of the station at Spurs (10m 20s) • PART 2a: City v Saints preview (22m 20s) • PART 2b: Arsenal v Liverpool and Chelsea v Palace previews (26m 00s)
 • PART 3a: Euro round-up - shenanigans in Scotland; Real Madrid get a win; prison sentences in Italy (30m 20s) • PART 3b: Going loco at the Copa Libertadores (38m 40s)
 • PART 4a: Bournemouth v United preview - with added pizza and ice cream chat (42m 30s)
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01/11/181h 6m

Introducing: The Totally Football Show - American Edition

Cobi Jones and the team discuss all the action from MLS decision day and look ahead to the first round of play-offs. With Canadian national player, Lauren Sesselmann, VBFC's Tim Walsh and City Of Angels FC's PJ Harrison. If you like what you hear, search and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audioboom and everywhere else you get your audio on demand
30/10/1855m 4s

Tragedy at Leicester

Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Jack Lang, Alvaro Romeo and Jonathan Northcroft to reflect on the tragic events at Leicester. Plus, Barca rule the Clasico; the Ross Barkley renaissance; and LA Galaxy miss out on the playoffs RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha - with Jonathan Northcroft (00m 40s) • PART 2: El Clasico review - tactics, morse code, etymology and more (05m 30s) • PART 3a: Burnley 0 - 4 Chelsea - the rise of Ross Barkley (21m 40s) • PART 3b: Man U 1 - 2 - Pogba’s showboating (27m 10s)
 • PART 3c: Palace 2 - 2 Arsenal - Picasso’s Ozil (32m 00s) • PART 4: Big wins for Liverpool, Watford and Bournemouth and the rest of the PL weekend (36m 20s) 
• PART 5a: Euro, Scotland and MLS round-up… (46m 20s)
 • PART 5b: …and the latest from Chile’s Venezuelan hopeless romantic (57m 20s) • PART 5c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (61m 20s) GET IN TOUCH:

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29/10/181h 4m

The missing ingredient is love

Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Carl Anka and Duncan Alexander reflect on the lessons learned from the Champions League. Plus, the beginning of the end for Spurs; Graham Hunter on El Clasico; and Decision Day in MLS RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: CL takeaways (01m 50s) • PART 1b: A bad night for Hugo Lloris (13m 30s) • PART 2: Man U v Juventus - 1-0 drubbing, so what next? (16m 10s)   • PART 3a: Spurs v City preview (25m 50s) 
• PART 3b: Liverpool v Cardiff preview - finally, Fabinho? (30m 00s) • PART 3c: Palace v Arsenal preview - and the importance of good manners (33m 00s)
 • PART 4: El Clasico chat - with Graham Hunter (39m 40s)
 • PART 5a: News from France, Italy, Scotland and MLS (47m 30s) • PART 5b: The rest of the PL weekend (54m 40s) • PART 5c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (63m 00s)  CHECK OUT OUR NEW AMERICAN SHOW: • [**Cobi Jones** is the presenter](http://playpodca.st/totallyusa)! GET IN TOUCH:

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25/10/181h 7m

The tactics of a poisonous snake

Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Ian Irving dissect the Premier League weekend and look ahead to a crucial weekend in the Champions League for Man United and Spurs. Plus: Real on the rocks and Messi in a sling; Cobi Jones on the MLS playoff picture; and inside Sir Alex Ferguson’s en-suite bathroom RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Chelsea 2 - 2 United (2m 00s) • PART 1b: United v Juventus preview (10m 40s) • PART 2a: City 5 - 0 Burnley (14m 20s)   • PART 2b: Liverpool grind it out again (18m 00s) 
• PART 2c: Make or break for Spurs in the CL (20m 20s) • PART 3a: Messi injured, Real on the rocks - with Alvaro Romeo (27m 30s) 
• PART 3b: More Euro news and CL previews (32m 30s) • PART 3c: MLS news - with Cobi Jones (40m 40s) • PART 4a: Sir Alex Ferguson’s toilet (43m 10s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:

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22/10/181h 2m

In and around

Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Emma Saunders and Tom Williams look back on England’s amazing night in Spain. Plus, why Gibraltar are better than Germany on current form; a bottom o’ the table clash between Cardiff and Fulham; and will it be Mou’s last stand as United head to Chelsea? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 2 - 3 England - with added montage! (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Contrasting fortunes for Gibraltar and Germany (11m 40s) • PART 1c: Wales in the driving seat (14m 40s) • PART 2a: Chelsea v Man U preview (17m 40s)
 • PART 2b: City v Burnley and Huddersfield v Liverpool previews (25m 40s) • PART 3a: The weekend in Europe and MLS (28m 50s)
 • PART 3b: Wolves v Watford preview; Bournemouth’s Fourth Season Syndrome (36m 30s) • PART 3c: Cardiff v Fulham preview - Warnock gonna Warnock (45m 10s)
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18/10/181h 0m

Jean Claude Dundee

Jimbo has Rafa Honigstein, Jack Lang and Daniel Storey in the pod to round up all things Nations League. Plus, Julien Laurens on Monaco’s appointment of Thierry Henry; Andrew Slaven on Scotland’s woes; and how to work out your Dutch fullback name. Plus, our tribute to Peter Brackley RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: A tribute to Peter Brackley (00m 40s) • PART 2a: Nations League round-up and England analysis (02m 30s) • PART 2b: More NL and Scottish woe - with Andrew Slaven (12m 40s) • PART 3: Holland 3 - 0 Germany! (22m 30s)
 • PART 4: Italy, Gibraltar, Mo Salah and more (32m 30s) • PART 5a: Thierry Henry in at Monaco - with Julien Laurens (38m 20s) 
• PART 5b: What’s going wrong at Bayern? (44m 30s) • PART 5c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes and more Peter Brackley (53m 40s) GET IN TOUCH: 

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15/10/1857m 55s

Merry on astrolager

Jimbo is joined by Sunday Times football correspondent Jonathan Northcroft, David Preece and Matt Davies-Adams to look ahead to England’s double-header with Croatia and Spain and the rest of the Nations League. Plus, World Cup memories, darts with Dele All, and Aston Villa’s new managerial dream team RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: World Cup questions, World Cup memories (02m 30s) • PART 1b: England v Croatia preview - Mason Mount, Sancho and co (06m 30s) • PART 2a: Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Northern Ireland news (23m 30s)   • PART 2b: Holland v Germany and Italy’s woes (30m 00s)
 • PART 3a: National anthems, non-league, Aston Villa and other miscellany (34m 10s) • PART 4: Jonathan’s World Cup memories and answers (46m 40s)
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11/10/1858m 43s

Very Friedrich the Great

Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Sasha Goryunov to talk about the tightest title race in Europe (that’ll be the Premier League, folks). Plus, the rebirth of Ross Barkley; the decline of Wes Morgan; and tales from Russian amateur leagues RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Fulham 1 - 5 Arsenal (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Saints 0 - 3 Chelsea - a military historical reading (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Liverpool 0 - 0 Man City preview (13m 30s) • PART 2: Man U 3 - 2 Newcastle (19m 00s)
 • PART 3: The rest of the PL weekend (25m 30s) 
• PART 4a: Championship news - featuring Thierry and Terry (40m 50s) 
• PART 4b: The SPL - the most excitement league in Europe (43m 40s)
 • PART 4c: More European news… (45m 00s)
 • PART 4d: That Juventus statement about Ronaldo (52m 40s)
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10/10/181h 3m

Iron fists and glass bottles

Jimbo has Pat Nevin, Lynsey Hooper (The Offside Rule podcast) and James Horncastle on board to talk Champions League and cabbages, and to look ahead to Liverpool v City.  Plus: Grace Jones, model railways and under fire at the Azteca  
RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Messi magic as Barca swot aside Spurs - with Daniel Storey (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Napoli 1 - 0 Liverpool (13m 00s) • PART 1c: Liverpool v Man City preview (18m 50s)   • PART 2a: More CL news (21m 10s)
 • PART 2b: Man U teetering on the brink (25m 30s) 
• PART 3a: Focus on Chelsea, Wolves and Everton (35m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Arsenal, Spurs and West Ham preview (42m 00s)
 • PART 4a: Culture, cabbage and things-being-thrown chat (47m 20s) 
• PART 4b: Scotland, Serie A and Sven (56m 40s)
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10/10/181h 10m

A tactical dirty protest

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Matt Davies-Adams and Michael Cox wax lyrical about Liverpool’s draw with Chelsea and mull over Mou’s self-sabotage. Plus, Champions League, WSL, the artists formerly known as Videoton 
RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Chelsea 1 - 1 Liverpool (02m 00s) • PART 1b: City, Spurs, Arsenal and mistaken identities (10m 50s) • PART 2a: West Ham 3 - 1 Man United and Mou’s dirty protest (15m 30s)   • PART 2b: Can Valencia do a Sevilla? - with Alvaro Romeo (25m 00s)
 • PART 2c: Totally Live in Manchester and classic football shirt chat (29m 00s) 
• PART 3a: Champions League previews and the artists formerly known as Videoton (32m 40s)
 • PART 3b: European round-up and WSL news (37m 00s)
 • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action and the new Lewandowski (45m 20s) 
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10/10/1859m 33s

A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel

Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and Tom Williams in the studio and Rory Smith on the line to discuss Man United’s odd couple, Mourinho and Pogba. Plus: Liverpool and Chelsea tango again, the greatest banger of 2003, and rethinking Jurassic Park 
RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Derby defeat United (03m 20s) • PART 1b: The odd couple, Mou and Pog - with Rory Smith (09m 50s) • PART 1c: West Ham v United preview (13m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool v Chelsea I and II (19m 40s)   • PART 3: Phil Foden, Harvey Ellliott and more EFL Cup stories (25m 10s)
 • PART 4a: Euro round-up (30m 20s)
 • PART 4b: Arsenal v Watford and more PL previews (38m 20s)
 • PART 4c: The only Everton v Fulham stat you need to know and the least super Super Sunday ever (43m 50s)
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10/10/1856m 57s

Filial pride

Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Melissa Reddy, Michael Cox and Adam Bate talk Liverpool, Chelsea (and Liverpool v Chelsea), the Bundesliga in flux and Watford being worthy of the hype 
RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 3 - 0 Saints (02m 40s) • PART 1b: West Ham 0 - 0 Chelsea (08m 40s) • PART 2: United 1 - 1 Wolves (13m 30s) • PART 3a: Scottish and German news (22m 00s)   • PART 3b: Burnley - the great entertainers (31m 20s)
 • PART 3c: Cardiff 0 - 5 City (32m 50s) 
• PART 4: Some splendid volleys, Serie A, and Grant Holt’s Royal Rumble (36m 30s)
 • PART 5a: Arsenal 2 - 0 Everton (44m 40s) 
• PART 5b: Brighton 1 - 2 Spurs - Milton Keynes ahoy! (49m 00s)
 • PART 5c: Fulham 1 - 1 Watford, our favourite grounds and the rest of the PL weekend (51m 00s) 
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10/10/181h 4m

Guess who's coming to dinner

Jimbo is flanked by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Duncan Alexander as they muse on the mixed Champions League openers for Liverpool, Spurs and City.  Plus, West Ham on the up, and more reasons to love N’Golo Kante (and Glenn Murray) RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Liverpool 3-2 PSG (03m 00s) • PART 1b: City 1 - 2 Lyon (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Inter 2 - 1 Spurs - what’s gone wrong at Tottenham? (14m 30s) • PART 2a: “Killing skill in this country” (22m 00s)   • PART 2b: Juve, Man U, Barcelona and more CL (25m 00s) 
• PART 3a: West Ham v Chelsea preview - with Benji Lanyado (32m 30s) 
• PART 3b: Arsenal v Everton, Brighton v Spurs and Liverpool v Southampton previews (38m 00s) 
• PART 4a: Second assists and what to look out for around Europe (42m 30s) • PART 4b: Man U v Wolves and the rest of the PL weekend 48m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (55m 00s)  LIVE NEWS: • It's your final call if you want to join [Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October** at the RNCM will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again)](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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20/09/1859m 38s

Stressing the second syllable

Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Sasha Goryunov and Ian Irving for company as they talk Premier League, Champions League, Young Boys and old ladies 
RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Chelsea’s title challenge (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Tottenham 1 - 2 Liverpool; PSG head to Anfield and Spurs at San Siro (07m 00s) • PART 2: Hammer time! Everton 1 - 3 West Ham (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Man U head to the Vicarage before a meeting with Young Boys (25m 50s)   • PART 3b: Ronaldo breaks his Juve duck and Douglas Costa goes postal (34m 00s) • PART 3c: Man C 3 - 0 Fulham and two special old ladies (36m 00s) • PART 4a: ‘It stinks of Zlatan’ (40m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Arsenal, Bournemouth, Palace, Burnley et al (46m 10s) • PART 4c: A salute to Kevin Beattie (54m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 10s)  • Join [Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 September** at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)  • and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October** at the RNCM will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again)](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [**Head to the Calm Zone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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17/09/181h 1m

Shouting at the clouds

Jimbo is partnered by Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Dr Tom Markham to wrap up the international break and look ahead to Liverpool v Spurs, Watford v Man U and the return of the Premier League. Plus, George Weah and son; Maradona’s latest gig; and the best songs about footballers committed to record 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: International round-up, with England, Spain, Scotland, Italy (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Irish troubles on and off the pitch - with Joe’s Dion Fanning from Joe (07m 30s) • PART 1c: More international news, with the Weahs, the Hagis, Richardson, Maradona and JT (14m 10s) • PART 2a: Previews of Liverpool v Spurs, Chelsea v Cardiff and City v Fulham (21m 40s) • PART 2b: The secret of Watford’s success - with Emma Saunders (32m 00s) 
• PART 2c: Everton v West Ham, Newcastle v Arsenal and the rest of the PL weekend (39m 50s)
 • PART 3: Your footballing tunes (51m 20s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 30s) 
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13/09/181h 0m

Put the church in the centre of the village

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams give a thumbs up to the start of the Nations League. Plus, John Terry heads to Moscow and a crash course in Comoros  
RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: All hail the Nations League (01m 00s) • PART 2a: England 1 - 2 Spain (06m 30s) • PART 2b: Switzerland up next for England - with Oliver Zesiger (15m 00s) • PART 3: Welsh highs and lows; Ireland out of time; and Scotland on the rocks (18m 50s)  
 • PART 4a: France, Vegedream and more (26m 30s) 
• PART 4b: John Terry signs for Spartak - with Sasha Goryunov (32m50s)
 • PART 4c: Your questions and Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers (37m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (45m 40s) 
• PART 6: Exeunt ones (50m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • Join Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **[Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)** **•** and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) at the RNCM will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by[**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
11/09/1851m 11s

Scarcity rather than abundance

Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and James Horncastle look ahead to the opening games in the the Nations League. Plus, Danish YouTubers, an MLS update and has (that) Ronaldo bitten off more than even he can chew?
 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Nations League explained…sort of (01m 00s) • PART 2: England v Spain preview (05m 00s) • PART 3a: Denmark’s futsal team (11m 40s) • PART 3b: Germany v France preview (19m 00s)  
• PART 4a: MLS update with George Qureshi (24m 20s) 
• PART 4b: Your questions: away goals, extraterrestrial life and more (29m 50s) • PART 5: Ronaldo’s €30m stake in Valladolid (41m 00s) 
• PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (48m 50s) 
• PART 7: Exeunt ones (50m 20s) LIVE SHOWS: • Join **Jimbo**, **James Horncastle**, **Michael Cox** and **Duncan Alexander** for **[Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)**  • and **[Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** will feature **Jimbo**, **Rory Smith**, **Daniel Storey** and **James Horncastle** (again) CHARITIES: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
07/09/1854m 40s

Who? Why? Where? Watford?

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and David Preece discuss the Premier League's entertainers (accidental and otherwise), winning runs and goalkeeping blunders

 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Watford 2 - 1 Spurs (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea and Liverpool still unbeaten - and Alisson Blunderland (09m 40s) • PART 2a: Champions League draw recap (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Europa League draw recap and a word on the Old Firm/Farm derbies (27m 20s) 
• PART 3a: Arsenal - the accidental entertainers (30m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Burnley 2 - 0 United and the rest of the PL weekend (38m 40s)
 • PART 3c: West Ham woes (40m 50s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (49m 00s) 
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (51m 10s) LIVE NEWS • we're in **London on** **[Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)** • and we’re in **[Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • [**Find us on Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) •**[send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
07/09/1854m 40s

A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan

Jimbo, Opta's Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and James Horncastle talk big bouncy wins, respect, and rethinking possession stats. Plus, Fortnite, the Old Firm, and a farewell to Deuce RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Man U 0 - 3 Spurs, meltdowns and shifting sands (0m 40s) • PART 1b: Watford v Spurs preview (11m 20s) • PART 1c: Leicester v Liverpool and Chelsea v Bournemouth previews (15m 00s) • PART 2a: Ligue 1 and Serie A updates (21m 40s) • PART 2b: Old Firm derby preview - with Andrew Slaven from the Totally Scottish Football Show (29m 50s) • PART 3a: Man C v Newcastle preview - and more on possession stats (33m 00s) 
• PART 3b: Palace and Saints, Fulham and beats, (40m 00s) • PART 3c: West Ham, Cardiff and Huddersfield chat (43m 20s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (51m 20s) 
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (53m 50s) LIVE NEWS • Join Jimbo, James Horncastle, Duncan Alexander and Michael Cox in [**London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018). • and our lineup in **[Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** is Jimbo, Horncastle, Rory Smith and Daniel Storey CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM,** the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Head to the [Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**. • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
07/09/1858m 25s

The system is our enemy

Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies-Adams and Harriet Drugde to discuss Watford’s flying start, Ozil’s cold, and crisps on the pitch. Plus, Liverpool hit top spot, more of the same from Arsenal, and a record-breaking weekend for the women’s game RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wolves 1 - 1 Man City, going into the Matrix (2m 50s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 1 - 0 Brighton (08m 00s) • PART 2a: Fulham 4 - 2 Burnley and Watford’s 100% start (10m 00s) • PART 2b: Newcastle 1 - 2 Chelsea 2, rethinking possession stats 18m 00s) • PART 2c: Arsenal 3 -1 West Ham, Ozil in or Ozil out (25m 00s) 
 • PART 4a: Japan, Europe and Championship news (31m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Bournemouth 2- 2 Everton (40m 00s) • PART 4c: Nil and niller between Huddersfield and Cardiff (44m 10s)
 • PART 4d: Women’s football news (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 40s)
 • PART 6: Exeunt ones (52m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • [we're in **London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in [**Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) for more information 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • have a listen to our new cycling podcast - [**The Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show-by-eurosport/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/). • send us a [tweet:** @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1858m 15s

No retreat, no surrender

Jimbo, David Preece, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens look ahead to everything in the Premier League this weekend. Plus, an apology to Crystal Palace, Thierry Henry heads to Bordeaux and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s big break RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: No Retreat, No Surrender 1986 (0m 40s) • PART 1b: City v Wolves preview (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Liverpool v Brighton preview (11m 40s) • PART 2b: Man U v Spurs preview - with added Woodward v Mou v Pogba; De Gea regression and Luke Shaw’s limits (18m 30s) • PART 3: Arsenal v West Ham preview - an early 6 pointer (29m 30s) 
• PART 4a: Thierry Henry in at Bordeaux? (40m 00s)
 • PART 4b: More from around Europe, Scotland and the Championship - and your questions (45m 00s) • PART 5: The rest of the PL - including Newcastle v Chelsea, Everton’s Angry Birds, and apology to Crystal Palace (50m 20s)
 • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (62m 20s)
 • PART 7: Exeunt ones (64m 00s) LIVE NEWS • we're in London on [**Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in Manchester on [**Friday 5 October at the RNCM**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) for more info 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • we’ve teamed up with **Beer52** to offer you a free crate of craft beer. All you have to pay is £2.95 P&P.  Head to [**beer52.com/football**](http://www.beer52.com/football) to find out more GET IN TOUCH: • [**find us on Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • **[send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
07/09/181h 9m

Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov for company to analyse United's collapse at Brighton. Plus, condiments and tales from the German Cup RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Brighton, buzzcuts and bandanas - Man U’s horror show (02m 00s) • PART 2a: City terrifying against the Terriers (11m 50s) • PART 2b: Chelsea 3 - 2 Arsenal (20m 30s) • PART 3a: The West Ham jambalaya (28m 40s) 
• PART 3b: Spurs 3 - 1 Fulham (33m 20s)
 • PART 4: European round-up - with added Bashkortostan and Kyrgyzstan news (36m 00s) • PART 5a: The rest of the PL - including Kenedy’s game to forget, Watford looking good, and Richardson for the golden boot (45m 20s)
 • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 50s)
 • PART 6: Exeunt ones (59m 30s) LIVE NEWS: • we're in [**London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in [Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send [**us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 3m

Dismantling mythologies

Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Jack Lang and Matt Davies-Adams to discuss Arsenal’s upcoming trip to Chelsea, possible signs of regression at Spurs, and what's in store in the Bundesliga this season RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: New surnames, Madonna and more (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Chelsea v Arsenal preview - ketchup, dice and blonde hair (03m 00s) • PART 1c: Spurs v Fulham and Palace v Liverpool previews (14m 10s) • PART 2a: Talking tactics (25m 00s) • PART 2b: KDB injured; Pog v Mou (27m 20s) 
• PART 3a: Footballing mythologies; Kroos v Ozil; (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Atléti win the Super Cup and Brendan on the brink at Celtic (37m 00s)
 • PART 3c: More PL previews (43m 40s) 
• PART 4a: Kaiser competition (48m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Bundesliga preview (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 20s)
 • PART 5: Exeunt ones (57m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for** Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)**!** CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [at the **CalmZone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • try out the daily fantasy football with [**DraftKings**](https://www.draftkings.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqo3y_-fx3AIVB7DtCh2JRQObEAAYASAAEgLGS_D_BwE) - and make sure to enter the promo code **TOTALLY** when you sign up GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 1m

The circle of life

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams kick off the (tricky) second season of the Totally Football Show by chatting geese, goals, gloating and more RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Weekend highlights (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 0 - 2 City - City pick up where they left off, major work for Emery (03m 40s) • PART 2a: Huddersfield 0 - 3 Chelsea - good signs for Sarri-ball (13m 30s) • PART 2b: Liverpool 4 - 0 West Ham - woof! (18m 10s)   
• PART 2c: United and Spurs off the mark - but sour times on Tyneside and Puel on the brink at Leicester…again (21m 45s)
 • PART 3a: A nod to Scotland, France, Spain, Germany, MLS - and magic (31m 30s) • PART 3b: The promoted sides - and Big Sam gloating (36m 40s)
 • PART 3c: The return of Joe Hart, Watford’s zingers and any other business (44m 30s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (47m 00s)
 • PART 5: Exeunt ones (48m 50s) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your free print copy of the **Economist** by texting FOOTBALL to 78070 GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**  • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1851m 54s

It's good to be back

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Julien Laurens, and Adam Bate are here to bring in the new Premier League season with this bumper preview show. They discuss whether anyone can topple Manchester City, whether the three new-boys will still be there in nine months time, and find out which former England player Jules has been holidaying with this summer. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Welcome all (00m 50s) • PART 1b: City champions elect again, Sarri Chelsea, and Liverpool love in with Melissa Reddy (02m 00s) • PART 2: The unknown quantity: Arsenal, Mou's Moanchester United, Spurs' big spenders (20m 10s) • PART 3a: Totally's family expanded with The Totally Scottish Football Show's Andrew Slaven (38m 40s) • PART 3b: The best of the rest including Leicester, Everton, Burnley and West Ham (41m 00s) 
• PART 4: A welcome return to the Premier League for Cardiff, Fulham and Wolves (51m 30s) 
• PART 5a: If they stay up who must go down (60m 00s) • PART 5b: Odds with Paddy Power (69m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt Omnes (72m 40s) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special STAY IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow
07/09/181h 15m

The ballad of Carlos Kaiser

Carlos Kaiser is a legend in Brazil, after he carved out a 20-year career at some of the country's top clubs despite never actually playing a match.  Why did he live this life of deception - and how did he get away with it?  Director Louis Myles and producers Tom Markham and Rob Fullam tell us all as they discuss their new documentary, **[Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football](http://kaiserthefilm.co.uk/)** • **Kaiser** is out in UK cinemas on Friday 27 July, with special director's Q&A sessions at VUE Westfield White City on Thursday 26 July and  VUE Piccadilly Apollo on Friday 27 July.  See **[kaiserthefilm](http://kaiserthefilm.co.uk/) **for more info. • [**Rob Smyth**'s book about Kaiser is out now](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Greatest-Footballer-Never-Football/dp/1787290255?tag=prhmarketing3915-21)
07/09/1832m 2s

La fin

Jimbo, Sasha Goryunov, James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Matt Davies celebrate France’s World Cup win, and give some final thoughts on an unbelievable Russia 2018 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France 4 - 2 Croatia (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Pogba and Mbappe run the show (07m 30s) • PART 1c: Some love for Modric (11m 40s) • PART 1d: Final final thoughts (16m 20s) 
• PART 2a: Belgium 2 - 0 England - and the curse off the third and fourth place playoff (20m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Russia’s World Cup legacy (26m 00s) • PART 3: A quick look ahead to club football - and some revelations (33m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • [**We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for Totally Football Live!**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#) << Now with added Daniel Storey and Rory Smith>> CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • we’ve teamed up with **Beer52** to offer you a free post-World Cup crate of craft beer. All you have to pay is £2.95 P&P. Head to **[beer52.com/football](http://www.beer52.com/football) **to find out more STAY IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1843m 1s

Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports

Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang look ahead to Sunday’s World Cup final between France and Croatia. Plus, our highlights from the past month of football, and more England contemplation RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Further reflections on England’s exit (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Croatia’s chances in the final - with Juraj Vrdoljak (07m 00s) • PART 2b: France the favourites - with Julien Laurens (12m 00s) • PART 3a: Highlights of Russia 2018 (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Football’s coming home: discuss (30m 40s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (32m 10s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (33m 10s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to **Manchester on Friday 5 October for Totally Football Live!**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#) << **Now with added Daniel Storey and Rory Smith>>** CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,** who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • it's [Tour de France time - so listen to **The** **Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1837m 42s

Wrest from a particularly pleasant dream

Jimbo wipes away the tears of Carl Anka, David Preece and James Horncastle to reflect on England’s semi-final defeat to Croatia  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A time for reflection (01m 20s) • PART 1b: The story of the match (06m 10s) • PART 1c: Rory Smith’s reaction at the Luzhniki (16m 10s) • PART 2: Takeaways, lessons learned and hot takes (21m 00s) 
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 40s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (31m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for **Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)! CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) •[football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1835m 14s

Today's the day

Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the pod and Totally Football voices from around Russia to look ahead to the Big One: England v Croatia. Plus, Julien Laurens in St Petersburg tells us about France’s semi-final victory over Belgium RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France do Belgium - with Julien Laurens (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Where did Belgium go wrong? (07m 30s) • PART 1c: How to beat France (12m 30s) • PART 2a: England v Croatia preview - with added montage (14m 40s)   • PART 2b: What if… (18m 20s) • PART 2c: The view from Croatia - with Juraj Vrdoljak (24m 00s) 
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes and a word on momentum (29m 10s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for **Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)! CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) • [it's Tour de France time - so listen to the **Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1833m 12s

Liquid history

Jimbo has Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Sasha Goryunov in the studio and Rory Smith and Kelly Somers on the line from Russia to look back on England’s win over Sweden and Russia’s exit from the World Cup at the hands of the Three Lions’ semi-final opponents, Croatia.  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: It’s been a while… (01m 00s) • PART 1b: England sail into the semi-finals - with Kelly Somers (08m 00s) • PART 1c: In praise of the new England (10m 00s) • PART 2a: Croatia knock out Russia - with Rory Smith from the New York Times (14m 20s)   • PART 2b: Farewell to Russia and a lookahead to England v Croatia (21m 30s)
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 00s) • PART 4: A word on Gareth Southgate and exeunt omnes (31m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • Football's coming home (maybe) - and we’re headed to Manchester (definitely). Join us for [**Totally Football Live at the Royal Northern College of Music on Friday 6 October.**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)    CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1836m 1s

A wall of hair

Jimbo has Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and Tom Williams for company to analyse Belgium’s victory over Brazil and France’s elimination of Uruguay. Plus, previews of Saturday’s quarter-finals: England v Sweden and Russia v Croatia. Woof! RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Belgium boss Brazil - and it was all a bit 7-1y (01m 40s) • PART 1b: A great day to be a Belgian - with Kristof Terreur (04m 00s) • PART 1c: France await as Brazil recriminate (09m 00s) • PART 2: France 2 - 0 Uruguay (18m 40s) • PART 3a: England v Sweden preview - with Frida Fagerlund (23m 50s)   • PART 3b: Russia v Croatia preview - with Juraj Vrdoljak (36m 00s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (44m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
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07/09/1849m 9s

Proper naughty

Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies and a drained Iain Macintosh to make sense of England’s penalty shootout victory over Colombia - witnessed in Moscow by newly-adopted Englishman, Rafa Honigstein - as Sweden await in the World Cup quarter-finals… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England. Penalties. That sort of thing (01m 20s) • PART 1b: A word from an adopted Englishman - Rafa Honigstein, after the final whistle (04m 30s) • PART 1c: More analysis of England’s win over Colombia (06m 20s) • PART 2a: Sweden await after beating Switzerland - with Patrik Syk (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Some constructive criticism for England (17m 00s)   • PART 3: A quick look at the quarter-finals (19m 20s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (25m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (26m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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07/09/1830m 18s

Vertical doping

Jimbo, Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and Harriet Drudge (FourFourTwo) recap a fantastic end to Belgium v Japan. Plus, Mexico fail again; Switzerland’s showdown with Sweden; and Colombia look for revenge against England RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Belgium 3 - 2 Japan (01m 20s) • PART 1b: The ballad of Rabio the octopus and more (06m 20s) • PART 1c: Brazil 2 - 0 Mexico - with a word from Nando Vila (11m 00s) • PART 2a: England v Colombia preview - with Emma Saunders and Vytenis Didziulis (18m 30s) • PART 2b: Switzerland v Sweden preview - with Sonja Missio and Patrik Syk (27m 00s)   • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (37m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get a free print copy of the **Economist – by texting FOOTBALL to 78070.** GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which returns at 1800 UK time ahead of England v Colombia](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) 
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07/09/1842m 15s

A godless wasteland

Jimbo is joined by Sasha Goryunov, Daniel Storey and Carl Anka to look back the day’s two penalty shootouts which saw Russia and Croatia set up a quarter-final. Plus, Mexico look to recover their momentum, and can Japan make a game of it against Brazil? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A snapshot of the day (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Russian eliminate Spain - an inquest (05m 20s) • PART 1c: Croatia got the distance against Denmark (14m 00s) • PART 2a: Mexico v Brazil preview - with Jon Arnold from Goal (18m 00s) • PART 2b: Japan v Belgium preview - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast, and references to Fifa18 (26m 00s) • PART 3: A word on Russia’s Worldcupville (34m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (37m 20s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (38m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • [we’re sponsored by **Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1842m 7s

The GOAT cull

Jimbo has James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Jack Lang in the pod to marvel over France’s Mbappe-inspired victory against Argentina and Cavani’s sumptuous strikes that sent Portugal packing. Plus, can Russia overcome Spain, and will Denmark turn on the style against Croatia? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France 4 - 3 Argentina (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Uruguay 2 - 1 Portugal (12m 00s) • PART 2a: Taking stock of the best goals so far (18m 00s) • PART 2b: Russia v Spain preview - with Sasha Goryunov (21m 00s) • PART 2c: Denmark v Croatia preview - with Niels Harild (29m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (35m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (36m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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07/09/1840m 20s

Chekhov’s yellow card

Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Matt Scott and Iain Macintosh gloss over England v Belgium; wave goodbye to Senegal; and look ahead to the Last 16 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 0 - 1 Belgium - hmmmm (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Japan qualify on fair play - so farewell, Senegal (08m 00s) • PART 1c: The word on Colombia - with Alejandro Farffann (12m 00s) • PART 2a: Highs and lows of the group stages (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Last 16 lookahead and various other permutations (21m 40s)   • PART: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (29m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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07/09/1833m 9s

This is not a drill

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Adam Hurrey in the pod and Rafa Honigstein on the line from Moscow as we come to terms with Germany’s elimination from the World Cup (snigger). Plus, Emma Saunders on the build up to England v Belgium, and Pete Staunton at Brazil-Serbia RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Germany out! - with Rafa Honigstein (01m 10s) • PART 2: Sweden 3 - 0 Mexico , Iran 1 - (14m 30s) • PART 3a: Brazil 2 - 0 Serbia - with Pete Staunton from Goal (18m 00s) • PART 3b: Switzerland 2 - 1 Costa Rica (23m 00s) • PART 4a: England v Belgium - with Emma Saunders (and a bit of Mick Hucknall) (24m 20s) 
• PART 4b: Japan v Poland and Senegal v Colombia previews (34m 40s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (41m 10s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz, which returns before England-Belgium kicks off](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1845m 26s

All the world's a stage

Jimbo is joined by Jack Lang, Tom Williams and Daniel Storey to discuss the highs and lows of Groups C and D concluding. Plus, a look ahead to the culmination of Brazil and Germany's respective groups. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Nigeria 1 - 2 Argentina - with Sam Kelly; Croatia 2 - 1 Iceland (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Denmark 0 - 0 France - with Julien Laurens; Peru 2 - 0 Australia (13m 20s) • PART 2: Germany v South Korea preview (21m 50s)
 • PART 2a: Mexico v Sweden preview (24m 00s) • PART 2c: Switzerland v Costa Rica preview - with Oliver Zesiger (26m 10s) • PART 2d: Brazil v Serbia preview (32m 45s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (37m 10s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes (39m 00s) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow
07/09/1847m 5s

Salty affairs and an element of chaos

Jimbo is joined by Matt Davies, James Horncastle and Jack Lang to take stock of the culmination of Groups A and B. Plus, a look ahead to Nigeria v Argentina and an assessment of the Socceroos’ campaign RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Uruguay 3 - 0 Russia (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Spain 2 - 2 Morocco, Iran 1 - 1 Morocco and a lot of VAR (5m 00s) • PART 1c: Jack’s Big Question • PART 2: A brief word on Egypt and Saudi Arabia - and more on Uruguay (16m 30s)  • PART 3: Argentina v Nigeria preview - with Janine Anthony (23m 00s)
 • PART 4a: Australia v Peru preview - with David Basheer (34m 20s) • PART 4b: France v Denmark preview (38m 20s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes - and Jack’s Big Answer (42m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/),** who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
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07/09/1847m 18s

A false dichotomy

Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to the pod to make sense of England’s 6-1 mauling of Panama and the rest of Sunday’s games. Plus, can Iran upset Portugal? And the word from Uruguay about their match with Russia - and the implosion of their neighbours, Argentina RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 6 - 1 Panama (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Colombia 3 - 0 Poland (15m 20s) • PART 2b: Japan 2 - 2 Senegal (19m 20s)  • PART 3a: Iran v Portugal preview - with Bassil Mikdadi (24m 30s)
 • PART 3b: Russia v Uruguay preview - with Gilmar Deladon (30m 40s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 20s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (41m 10s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  
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07/09/1845m 7s

Saved blushes and a massive rampart

Jimbo is joined in the pod by Tom Williams and Matts Stanger and Scott and Rafa Honigstein in Russia to relive the drama of Germany’s last-gasp victory over Sweden to keep their campaign alive. Plus, Anton Toloui in Nizhny Novgorod ahead of England v Panama; and Argentina continue to unravel. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Sweden 1 - 2 Germany - wow! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: …and the word from Rafa Honigstein (11m 30s)   • PART 2a: Mexico 2 - 1 South Korea (18m 20s) • PART 2b: Belgium 5 - 2 Tunisia (19m 30s)  • PART 3a: England v Panama preview - with a bit of Anton Toloui (27m 00s)
 • PART 3b: Senegal v Japan and Colombia v Poland previews (35m 20s) • PART 3c: Argentina’s deepening crisis (39m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (43m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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07/09/1847m 22s

The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama

Jimbo has James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Jack Lang for company to recap a cracking day in Russia, with wins for Nigeria, Brazil and Switzerland. Plus, Germany look to bounce back against Sweden; the word on Mexico; and throwing toffee in South Korea RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Serbia 1 - 2 Switzerland - The Power Cube settles the slug fest (02m 40s) • PART 1b: Brazil 2 - 0 Costa Rica - Neymar’s psychodrama (07m 50s)   • PART 2: Nigeria 2 - 0 Iceland - with more Aanu Adeoye (15m 00s) • PART 3a: Germany v Sweden preview - with Rafa Honigstein (25m 30s)  • PART 3b: South Korea v Mexico preview - with Nando Vila (33m 20s)
 • PART 3c: Belgium v Tunisia preview (38m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (41m 20s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (42m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  
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07/09/1846m 25s

Rise of the Dalić

Jimbo, James Horncaste, Jack Lang and Daniel Storey are in to discuss Croatia demolishing Argentina, France defeating Peru and Denmark drawing with Australia. Plus a look ahead to Nigeria versus Iceland, Brazil against Costa Rica, and Serbia facing Switzerland and much more. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Argentina 0 – 3 Croatia (01m 50s) 
• PART 1b: France 1 – 0 Peru (10m 00s) 
• PART 1c: Denmark 1 – 1 Australia (19m 00s) 
• PART 2a: Nigeria v Iceland preview - with Aanu Adeoye (23m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Brazil v Costa Rica preview (29m 30s) 
• PART 2c: Serbia v Switzerland preview – with Kirsten Schlewitz (35m 10s) 
• PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 30s) 
• PART 4: Exeunt omnes (45m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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07/09/1848m 54s

An unconvincing bumfluff experiment

Jimbo, Tom Williams, Jack Lang and Matt Davies give the hot chat on Spain, Portugal, Iran, Peru and more. Plus tomorrow's action as France face Peru, Denmark take on Australia, and a mouth watering tie between Argentina and Croatia.   RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Iran 0 – 1 Spain (03m 30s) 
• PART 1b: Portugal 1 – 0 Morocco  (7m 30s)   
• PART 1c: Saudi Arabia 0 – 1 Uruguay (13m 00s) 
• PART 2a: France v Peru preview - with Luis Miguel Echegaray  (18m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Denmark  v Australia preview (26m 50s) 
• PART 2c: Argentina v Croatia preview – with Juraj Vrdoljak (30m 00s) 
• PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) 
• PART 4: Exeunt omnes (43m 50s) 
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07/09/1851m 41s

Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history

Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and a jubilant Sasha Goryunov to look back on Russia victory over Egypt. Plus, Japan stun Colombia; the word from downtown Kaliningrad; and a sociopolitical preview of Iran v Spain  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Russia 3 - 1 Egypt - the great Russian rope-a-dope (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Japan 2 - 1 Colombia - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast (10m 40s)   • PART 2b: Senegal 2 - 1 Poland (17m 40s) • PART 3a: A (P)Russian history lesson (21m 10s)  • PART 3b: The view from downtown Kaliningrad - with Emma Saunders (23m 30s) 
• PART 4: Conclusions from the end of the first round of group games (31m 20s) • PART 5a: Portugal v Morocco preview - with Carlos Santos from SmartOdds (36m 40s) • PART 5b: Iran v Spain - a sociopolitical preview with Shireen Ahmed (40m 50s) • PART 6: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes (51m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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07/09/1855m 31s

A different proposition

Jimbo is joined by Carl Anka, Matt Scott and Iain Macintosh to look back on England last-gasp win over Tunisia. Plus, Russia look to book their place in the last 16 and Group H's psychic battles RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: England 2 - 1 Tunisia (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Belgium 3 - 0 Panama - with a lot of love for Lukaku (11m 00s)   • PART 2b: More England and Belgium chat (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Colombia v Japan preview - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast (27m 10s)  • PART 3b: Senegal v Poland preview (31m 30s)  • PART 3c: Russia v Egypt preview - with Sasha Goryunov (34m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (43m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
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07/09/1847m 46s

What's Löw got to do with it?

Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Jack Lang give their thoughts on the first World Cup outings for Brazil and Germany and look ahead to England’s opening game with Tunisia. What could possibly go wrong? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Germany 0 – 1 Mexico (4m 20s)   
• PART 1b: Brazil 1 – 1 Switzerland (12m 30s) 
• PART 1c: Serbia 1 – 0 Costa Rica (14m 40s) 
• PART 2a: England v Tunisia preview – with Anton Toloui (20m 00s) 
• PART 2b: Belgium v Panama preview (28m 40s) 
• PART 2c: Sweden v South Korea preview (31m 50s) 
• PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (36m 20s) 
• PART 4: Exeunt omnes (38m 20s) 
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07/09/1847m 25s

Something's got to give

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Jack Lang and Matt Davies salute Iceland’s latest heroics and the rest of the Saturday’s action. Plus, previews of the first outings for Germany and Brazil and dark horses Serbia  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Argentina 1 - 1 Iceland - with Goal’s Pete Staunton and Stefan Agustsson (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Nigeria 0 - 2 Croatia - a good match for the chickens to miss (9m 40s)   • PART 2a: France 2 - 1 Australia - with Julien Laurens (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Peru 0 - 2 Denmark (18m 20s) • PART 3a: Serbia v Costa Rica preview - dark horse alert! (24m 10s) • PART 3b: Brazil v Switzerland preview (27m 50s) • PART 3c: Germany v Mexico preview - with Rafa Honigstein (31m 40s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (38m 50s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (39m 30s) 
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07/09/1847m 27s

The rough with the smooth

Jimbo, Jack Lang, Tom Williams and Matt Stanger draw conclusions from Portugal’s magnificent 3-3 draw with Spain. Plus, Peruvian fans’ dedication; Mexican waves; and previews of all the upcoming day's games RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 3 - 3 Portugal (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Iran 1 - 0 Morocco (08m 40s)   • PART 1c: Uruguay 1 - 0 Egypt - and Mexican wave chat (11m 50s) • PART 2a: Argentina v Iceland preview - with added Bielsa chat (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Nigeria v Croatia preview - with Aanu Adeoye (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Peru v Denmark - with Niels Harild (29 m 30s) • PART 3b: France v Australia preview (36m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (40m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (42m 20s) 
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07/09/1849m 31s

Take That and Party (like a Russian!)

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Iain Macintosh kick off our World Cup run by looking back on Russia’s 5-0 hammering of Saudi Arabia; dissect the Robbie Williams playlist; and look ahead to tomorrow’s games. Will Spain get their new manager bounce? Will Iran find some boots? And will Mo Salah be fit? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Russia 5 - 0 Saudi Arabia (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Robbie Williams, the opening ceremony, and the word from Moscow with ESPN’s Mark Ogden (06m 20s) • PART 2a: Lopetegui out, Hierro in and Spain v Portugal preview, with a word from Alvaro Romeo (13m 30s) • PART 2b: Morocco v Iran preview (22m 40s) • PART 3: Egypt v Uruguay preview (27m 10s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (32m 30s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (33m 40s) • PART 6: An extract from Gazza in Italy by Daniel Storey PARISH NOTICES • we’re sponsored by [Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) • get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with [BestVPN.com](https://www.bestvpn.com/) • football + intellectualism = [The Game of Our Lives podcast](https://gameofourlives.fm/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow) • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)
07/09/1841m 39s

Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed

In our final podcast before the World Cup kicks off, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang, Daniel Storey, Iain Macintosh and Belgium's own Kristof Terreur size up England and their opponents in Group G. Plus, we wonder whether Group H - with Japan, Colombia, Senegal and Poland - may just be the best group of them all RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Group G: Tunisia - the highest ranked team in Africa are not to be taken lightly (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Group G: Panama - “in Russia for a good time, not a long time” (05m 00s)   • PART 1c: Group G: England - reasons for optimism and some nostalgia from Paul Ince (08m 10s) • PART 1d: Group G: Belgium - Kristof Terreur on whether this will be a crowing moment for this golden generation? (15m 20s) • PART 2a: Group H overview - the most international of groups (22m 20s) • PART 2b: Group H: Japan - a return to Tokyo-taka (24m 00s) • PART 2c: Group H: Senegal - back on the radar (26m 20s) • PART 2d: Group H: Colombia - not such a sure thing (29m 30s) • PART 2e: Group H: Poland - they should be better than are (32m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (35m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (37m 30s) • we're sponsored by[**Paddy Power **- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • sign up to [**The Telegraph's Fantasy Football **](http://www.fantasyfootball.telegraph.co.uk) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1840m 17s

Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed

Daniel Storey, Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Matt Davies join Jimbo to talk Brazil, Argentina, Mexico et al. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on Sané-less Germany; Stefan Agustsson on Iceland's World Cup adventure; and Frida Fagerlund on Sweden post-Zlatan RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Group D: Argentina - reliant on Messi, but do they get the best out of him? (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Group D: Croatia - it’s all on Modric (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Group D: Nigeria - problems in goal, problems in front of goal (10m 50s) • PART 1d: Group D: Iceland - Gylfi, thunderclaps and more with Stefan Agustsson (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Group B: Brazil - are they over the 4-1, and are they less reliant on Neymar? (20m 00s) • PART 2b: Group B: Serbia - time for SMS to break out? (25m 00s) • PART 2c: Group B: Costa Rica - same squad, 4 years older (28m 30s) • PART 2d: Group B: Switzerland - a good bet for second place? (30m 00s) • PART 3a: Group C: Sweden - Frida Fagerlund on the post-Zlatan era (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Group C: South Korea - the whipping boys (35m 00s) • PART 3c: Group C: Mexico - look out for Chucky, but are they are on a hiding to nothing? (36m 00s) • PART 3d: Group C: Germany - Rafa Honigstein on why they’ll take some stopping, or will they suffer the curse of the Confederations Cup? (39m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (44m 00s) • PART 5: Answers to our World Cup brainteaser (45m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (50m 20s) PARISH NOTICES • We're sponsored by [**Paddy Power**- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1848m 35s

Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed

Jimbo’s joined in the pod by Michael Cox, Tom Williams, Sasha Goryunov and a host of other international guests too to tell you everything you need to know about how the likes of France, Spain, Portugal, Egypt, Peru, Morocco and the hosts will fare in Russia RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: World Cup Fever, World Cup predictions (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Group A: Uruguay - a last hurrah for Suarez, Cavani and co? (05m 00s)   • PART 1c: Group A: Egypt - King Salah and more with Bassil Mikdadi (11m 00s) • PART 1d: Group A: Russia - “beyond appalling” (18m 20s) • PART 1e: Group A: Saudi Arabia - even worse than Russia? (24m 20s) • PART 2a: Group B: Morocco - the most underrated team at the tournament? (27m 10s) • PART 2b: Portugal - going backwards since Euro 2016? (31m 50s) • PART 3c: Iran -a tough nut to crack (34m 00s) • PART 3d: Group B: Spain - back to their best? (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Group C: Peru - a great story, an even better kit (42m 40s) • PART 4b: Group C: Australia - Tim Cahill bids to do a Pele (45m 50s) • PART 4c: Group C: Denmark - big things expected from Christian Eriksen (47m 10s) • PART 4d: Group C: France - so much talent, but can they function as a coherent XI? (49m 40s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 10s) PARISH NOTICES: • we're sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your trial shaving set from [**Harry’s** for just £3.95](http://www.harrys.com/totallyfootball) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)  - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**
07/09/181h 0m

More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)

Iain Macintosh, comedian Mark Watson and Conifa president Per-Anders Blind update us on the progress of Cascadia, Padania et al as the Conifa World Football Cup enters the knockout phase. Plus, the green card makes its debut, the greatest Essex XI, and all you needed to know about reindeer herding
07/09/1826m 53s

Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)

It's the eve of the biggest international football tournament you've never heard of. Iain Macintosh is your guide as we tell you everything you need to know about the 2018 Conifa World Football Cup - the participants from places like Tibet, Cascadia and Matabeleland; the rule changes; and why Yorkshire may be the team to watch in the future
07/09/1828m 38s

Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York

Jimbo’s back as we put a bow on the domestic season, with Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Iain Macintosh, Sasha Goryunov and Alvaro Romeo giving the last word(s) on the Champions League and Championship play-off finals RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL final review - the word from Kiev with Sasha Goryunov (01m 40s) • PART 1b: From the ridiculous to the sublime (05m 20s)   • PART 1c: The story of the game (07m 20s) • PART 1d: The word view from Madrid with Alvaro Romeo: what next from CR7 and GB11? (19m 10s) • PART 1e: Final conclusions from the CL final (22m 50s) • PART 2a: Announcements (32m 10s) • PART 2b: Fulham return to the Premier League (34m 20s) 
• PART 2c: …and a word on Aston Villa (40m 50s) • PART 3a: Rotherham back in the Championship, but poor ol’ Shrewsbury (42m 20s) • PART 3b: Your questions (44m 40s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (48m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (50m 20s) • PART 6: Coming soon… (51m 50s) THANK YOU TO OUR PRIMARY SPONSORS THIS SEASON • [**Paddy Power**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [**Cornerstone** - who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) SUPPORT OUR CHARITY PARTNER • [**CALM** is the Campaign Against Living Miserably - dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** THANKS FOR BEING WITH US - SEE YOU SOON FOR OUR WORLD CUP PREVIEWS!
07/09/1854m 31s

Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots

Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to preview the Champions League final and analyse Unai Emery’s managerial chops. Plus, why is Grant Holt stepping into the squared circle? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL final preview - the Liverpool perspective...  (00m 40s) • PART 1b: …and the Real perspective, with Ben Hayward from Goal (07m 40s)   • PART 2a: An apology to our Danish friends (16m 30s) • PART 2b: Playoffs predictions - sans predictions (17m 20s) • PART 2c: Unai Emery in at Arsenal - and whither Mikel Arteta? (19m 40s) • PART 2d: Sarri out, Ancelotti in at Napoli (28m 40s) • PART 2e: More managerial moves (30m 10s) 
• PART 3: Grant Holt is a wrestler (35m 10s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (39m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (41m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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07/09/1844m 47s

A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue

Caroline Barker is joined by Michael Cox, Sasha Goryunov and Ian Irving (PL TV) to assess Chelsea's victory in an attritional FA Cup final. Plus, Manuel Pellegrini’s chances at West Ham, and an amazing end to the Serie A season RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The FA Cup final - the United perspective (01m 20s) • PART 1b: …and the Chelsea perspective (09m 40s) • PART 1c: Brendan creates Celtic history (16m 40s) • PART 1d: And a word for Brackley (20m 10s) • PART 2a: Arteta to Arsenal? (21m 40s ) • PART 2b: Pellgrini at West Ham (27m 20s)
 • PART 3a: Serie A round-up: Buffon bows out, Inter do it, Parma’s return (33m 00s) • PART 3b: La Liga news: Iniesta’s teary goodbye; Vardy to Atletico Madrid? (39m 00s) • PART 3c: Ligue 1 and the ladies of Lyon (41m 20s) • PART 3d: Sasha heads to Kiev (43m 10s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (46m 00s) • PART 5: A brief word on the World Cup and exeunt omnes (48m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)
07/09/1853m 46s

A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton

It’s mental health awareness week, so we’ve teamed up with CALM to bring you this bonus episode.  It’s our pal David Preece talking to his old friend and teammate Tony Coton – a 'keeper for Watford, Man City and Sunderland and a coach at Man U and Aston Villa - about the particular stresses of a career between the sticks, and how Tony sought help after first his playing and then his coaching career was cut short. CALM is the Campaign Against Living Miserably - a charity dedicated to preventing male suicide, which is the leading cause of death for men under 45 in the UK. Find out more at [**thecalmzone.net**](http://www.thecalmzone.net).
07/09/1837m 19s

Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris

Daniel Storey (F365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to pour over the England squad, shed a tear for Big Sam and David Moyes, preview the FA Cup final and salute Atletico Madrid’s Europa League triumph RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Farewell, Big Sam, it wasn’t much fun (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Shalom, Moyes - and the wider problems at West Ham (08m 00s)   • PART 2: England’s World Cup squad (12m 40s) • PART 3a: Roy of the Rovers news (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Europa League final review (22m 10s ) • PART 3c: Other Muddy Knees podcasts this week (27m 50s)
 • PART 4a: Playoff updates (30m 40s) • PART 4b: FA Cup final preview - and Jody Morris in for Conte? (31m 50s) • PART 5: Euro round-up, with added Grimsby (41m 10s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (46m 30s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes (48m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](www.thecalmzone.net), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  ROY OF THE ROVERS NEWS: • [Melchester Rovers have a new shirt sponsor](https://royoftheroversofficial.com/news/321) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**  • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1852m 5s

Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz

Jimbo has Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander (Opta) and David Preece for company to look back on the final weekend in the Premier League and gaze ahead to the Europa League final. Plus, a selection of favourite footballing injuries RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Duncan Alexander’s stats o' the season - featuring a lot of Man City and a bit of Mo Salah (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea blow it; Arsene bows out; Mou’s left all alone; Swans down (05m 30s)   • PART 1c: Spurs 5 - 4 Leicester and the rest of the final PL weekend (12m 20s) • PART 1d: All hail, Lewis Dunk and doing an Egil Østenstad (16m 50s) • PART 2a: Championship playoffs; Brackley Town; and Tranmere’s return (20m 00s ) • PART 2b: The best football injuries - featuring mostly goalkeepers (24m 50s)
 • PART 3a: A word from Spain with Alvaro Romeo (32m 20s) • PART 3b: More Europa League final chat and Mr Pamela Anderson (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Au revoir, Les Herbiers; B teams; (40m 40s) • PART 4b: Bundesliga and Serie A round-ups (43m 40s) • PART 4c: Duncan Alexander's miscellany (46m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (47m 30s) • PART 6: Model railways and exeunt omnes (49m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: It's mental health awareness week - and we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Find out more](https://www.thecalmzone.net/). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **Facebook**  • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1853m 38s

Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey

Jimbo returns alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Tom Williams to wave goodbye to West Brom and Carlos Carvalhal and look ahead to the final weekend in the Premier League. Plus, Dulwich Hamlet promoted and the ballad of Les Herbiers RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Swansea on the brink; Carvalhal gone (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Record-breaking City; Huddersfield stay up(05m 50s)   • PART 2a: A word on the Championship playoffs (12m 00s) • PART 2b: Hurrah for Dulwich Hamlet (14m 40s ) • PART 2c: The ballad of Les Herbiers and lot French football news (15m 40s)
 • PART 3: Tom’s Turkish footballing idioms (30m 10s) • PART 4a: The final weekend in the Piranha League (36m 00s) • PART 4b: Sean Dyche’s musical credentials and more(46m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (50m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (52m 30s) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with[our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1855m 46s

Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona

We Came to Win is the new series from Gimlet Media, all about the hidden stories behind the World Cup's most iconic moments.  There's a new episode out each week until things kick off in Russia in June - and here's a taster of wha they have in store: a documentary all about the rise and fall of El Diego. Have a listen and [subscribe on Apple podcasts](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/we-came-to-win/id1369393702?mt=2) and everywhere else you get your audio on demand
07/09/1843m 35s

The soft middle and the flabby bottom

Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on earth Steven Gerrard has got himself into by taking on the Rangers gig RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: West Brom hanging on (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Swansea v Southampton six pointer (06m 20s) • PART 1c: A very quick word on Huddersfield (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Sayonara, Stoke - it’s been fun. Sort of (15m 50s ) • PART 2b: Arise, Sir Roy of Croydon (21m 10s)
 • PART 2c: Football League round-up (23m 50s) • PART 3a: Chelsea 1 - 0 Liverpool; Women’s FA Cup final review (26m 00s) • PART 3b: Arsenal 5 - 0 Burnley and au revoir, Arsene (30m 40s) • PART 3c: The problem with 2nd placed Man U; Brighton’s excellent recruitment (33m 10s) • PART 3d: Puel on thin ice; business as usual at Watford (39m 20s) • PART 4: Steven Gerrard in at Rangers with Steven Mill from the Soccer FM podcast (43m 00s) • PART 5: Euro round-up: El Clásico; Atletico in the Europa League final; Serie A, etc (50m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 30s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes and a trail for We Came To Win (57m 40s) 
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07/09/181h 0m

Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos

Caroline Barker is back alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and - fresh off the plane from Rome - Sasha Goryunov to analyse the action in the Champions League , look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League and much, much more…. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool’s big night in Roma (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Real 2 - 2 Bayern with Rafa Honigstein (12m 30s) • PART 1c: Keylor Navas and Madrid’s defence (16m 20s) • PART 2a: Arsenal v Burnley - is Buvac on his way? (21m 20s ) • PART 2b: Chelsea v Liverpool preview (26m 20s)
 • PART 2c: Kane’s fitness, Martial on the move and SMS to United? (31m 20s) • PART 3: Announcements, relegation battle and Big Sam’s (39m 10s) • PART 4: The European picture (49m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (54m 30s) • PART 6: Your questions and adios (57m 10s) CHARITY NEWS Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer (61m 10s) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • Get your trade/DIY on at [**Toolstation**](www.toolstation.com) this bank holiday weekend GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 3m

Good eggs, girth and brains

Caroline Barker is in the Totally Football Show hot-seat and she’s joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies (Chelsea TV), Ian Irving (PL TV) and Emma Saunders (BBC and Watford TV) to talk about Wenger’s lovely vase, the Premier League relegation battle, and the news from around Europe RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United 2 - 1 Arsenal; can Arsenal win away in Madrid? (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Time to big up Burnley and Sean Dyche (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Palace 5 - 0 Leicester (15m 30s) • PART 2b: The West Brom turnaround; the Huddersfield slide; the Saints upward march? (21m 30s ) • PART 2c: West Ham 1 - 4 City and the rest of the relegation picture (29m 10s) 
• PART 3: CL semi-final previews (33m 30s) • PART 4a: Championship news - Fulham flying; silver linings for Sunderland (38m 10s) • PART 4b: A short word on wrestling and how it relates to WC 2020 (42m 00s) • PART 5a: Napoli blow it in the Serie A title race (43m 40s) • PART 5b: Steven Gerrard to Rangers? (46m 00s) • PART 5c: Spain, France and Switzerland round-ups (47m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (51m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions and adios (53m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer 
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07/09/1858m 50s

Dangerous margins and culinary napalm

Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Matt Scott and Julien Laurens to reflect on Liverpool’s stunning victory over Roma in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, including Arsene Wenger’s last meeting with Manchester United RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 5 - 2 Roma (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Bayern 1 - 2 Real (12m 50s)   • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview and memories of Pizzagate and (16m 40s) • PART 2b: A new Löw for Arsenal? The top contenders to take over from Wenger (24m 50s ) • PART 3a: The PL weekend (32m 10s)
 • PART 3b: Football League round-up (36m 00s) • PART 4a: European round-up (40m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (49m 10s) • PART 6: Adios and World’s Strongest Man preview  CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • [**football + intellectualism = The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GM](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)T • send us a [tweet: @**TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1855m 42s

Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage

Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey (F365) and Ian Irving (PLTV) look back on the FA Cup semi-finals and all the news from around Europe and gaze ahead to two huge games in the Champions League - and at least one fairly large one in the Europa League too RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Man U 2 - 1 Spurs - another semi-final flop for Tottenham (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 2 - 0 Southampton - A mercy killing for Saints (07m 00s) • PART 2a: Napoli beat Juve and keep the Serie A title race alive (09m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool v Roma preview (16m 20s ) • PART 3a: Bayern v Real preview (27m 10s) 
• PART 3b: Jadon Sancho and more news from the Bundesliga (33m 30s) • PART 4: More reaction to Wenger’s impending exit and Arsenal v Atletico Madrid preview (37m 20s) • PART 5a: Salah v KDB (45m 10s) • PART 5b: The PL relegation picture (47m 40s) • PART 5c: Sunderland sink to League One and other ups and downs (50m 00s) • PART 6: AOB and Iniesta bows out (54m 10s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (58m 50s) • PART 8: Adios and MacMillan’s Men & Cancer campaign CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word** campaign to get men talking about cancer](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html)(61m 00s) 
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07/09/181h 4m

Wenger (over and) Out

After 22 years and 17 trophies, Arsene Wenger is finally saying goodbye to Arsenal. In this special edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson, Michael Cox and Iain Macintosh hear from Ian Wright, Stewart Robson, Julien Laurens and Tayo Papoola about Wenger’s highs, lows and his legacy RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wenger’s influence on the PL era (01m 30s) • PART 1b: The (rational) fan’s perspective with Tayo Papoola (05m 30s)   • PART 2a: When did all go wrong? (09m 10s) • PART 2b: What does Wenger leave behind? Stewart Robson’s opinion (14m 05) • PART 3a: Lessons to learn from United's post-Ferguson planning (15m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Looking to the future with Julien Laurens (18m 00s) • PART 4: Ian Wright’s thoughts (23m 00s) • PART 5: The best and worst of the Wenger years (25m 30s) [Find out the latest odds on you'll replace Wenger at Paddy Power](https://news.paddypower.com/football/2018/04/20/top-five-replace-arsene-wenger/)
07/09/1831m 7s

Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads

David Preece, James Horncastle and Tom Williams join Jimbo for a sun kissed edition of the Totally Football show in which we bang the Andy Carroll drum, discuss an alternative PFA team of the year and get our fill of Indian football idioms RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Midweek PL reviews and FA Cup previews (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Talking goalkeepers (09m 45s)   • PART 2a: Accrington Stanley promoted and Golazzo trailer (13m 20s) • PART 2b: Andy Carroll is back! (16m 40s) • PART 2c: The Big Sam survey and the rest of the Premier League weekend (22m 40s) 
• PART 3a: The Non Big 6 PFA Team of the Year (25m 40s) • PART 3b: Les Herbiers and Ligue 1 news (33m 10s) • PART 4a: In praise of Darren Moore and the rest of the PL weekend (37m 50s) • PART 4b: Freiburg in the frying pan (40m 30s)  • PART 5a: Indian football idioms (47m 20s) • PART 5b: Juventus v Napoli preview and a bumper Serie A round-up (51m 10s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Mover and Shakers with Lee Price (60m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (63m 20s) 
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07/09/181h 5m

The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud

With the title finally all tied up, Jimbo, Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander from Opta look back over the weekend in the Premier League and around Europe. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United blow it at home to West Brom and hand the title to City (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 3 City; niche City stats (06m 30s)  • PART 2: Wolves back in the big time - with Sky Sports’ Adam Bate (18m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup memories (23m 20s) • PART 4a: Newcastle 2 - 1 Arsenal; Rafa the romantic (29m 00s)
 • PART 4b: Southampton 2 - 3 Chelsea; the rest of the relegation battlers (35m 10s) • PART 5a: Euro round-ups (44m 50s) • PART 5b: The most dangerous lead and a final stat attack (55m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 40s)  • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) 
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07/09/181h 4m

Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen

What a week! Jimbo, Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens draw their conclusions from a crazy few days in the Champions League RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Real 1 - Juve 3: what now for the Old Lady (01m 10s) • PART 2: Roma 3- 0 Barcelona: the dying embers of an empire? (12 00s)  • PART 3a: City 1 - 2 Liverpool: is Pep his own worst enemy? (20m 40s) • PART 3b: Spurs v City preview; dubious goals (30m 30s) • PART 3c: Liverpool v Bournemouth preview (34m 00s) • PART 4: The PL weekend (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Ruben Neves; announcements; more bathtub tales (48m 40s) • PART 5b: Euro news from Greece, Portugal, Holland, Scotland and more (56m 20s) • PART 5c: PSG’s FFP fubar and Thomas Tuchel heads to Paris (61m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (65m 40s)  • PART 7: Adios (68m 30s) 
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07/09/181h 11m

BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'

Roma's victory over Barcelona was so momentous that we're giving you the latest episode of Golazzo as a special commemorative cut-and-keep podcast. If you like what you hear from Jimbo and James Horncastle, join us every Wednesday for our Totally Italian Football Show
07/09/1833m 26s

Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow

Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Michael Cox, David Preece and football finance expert Dr Tom Markham to deconstruct a weekend of derbies and week ahead of crucial Champions League and Europa League clashes. Specifically… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United’s comeback; the Pogba conundrum; City’s vulnerability (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Klopp’s Merseyside derby muzak; has Big Sam tarnished his brand? (10m 30s)  • PART 2a: Champions League previews (13m 40s) • PART 2b: Focus on the Bundesliga and Leon Bailey (18m 00s) • PART 2c: Other Euro title races (21m 00s)
 • PART 3: Arsenal head to Moscow and a Europa League round-up (23m 30s) • PART 4a: Potential takeovers at Sunderland and Newcastle; David’s Big Bath (37m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s)  • PART 6: Adios and our games of the week (61m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [https://www.thecalmzone.net/](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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07/09/181h 6m

Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray

Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Champions League, with a stunning performance by Liverpool and even more stunning goal by Cristiano Ronaldo. Plus…   RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Ray Wilkins (00m 40s) • PART 2: Liverpool 3 - 0 City - game over? (04m 40s)  • PART 3a: City v United preview - what does Pep do? (14m 00s) • PART 3b: Liverpool v Everton preview - Klopp to rotate for Sam’s last rodeo (18m 20s) • PART 4a: We need to talk about Ronaldo (21m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Sevilla 1 - 2 Bayern, Barca 4 - 1 Roma - a sarcophagi (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Serie A round-up; announcements and correspondence (40m 00s)    • PART 5b: The relegation battle and the Chelsea conundrum (47m 20s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (60m 30s)  • PART 7: Adios and Wrestlemania plug (62m 40s) 
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07/09/181h 5m

Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great

AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend, including Tottenham’s historic win at Chelsea, West Ham’s return to form and Pardew’s last stand at West Brom. Plus, football’s biggest b*stard, previews of Liverpool v City and the rest of the Champions League quarter-finals, and Zlatan’s extraordinary MLS debut. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pardew gone! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 3 Spurs; football’s biggest b*stard (02m 10s) • PART 1c: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool - a dirty three points at Selhurst Park (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Everton 1 - 3 City; the CL quarter-final at Anfield preview (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Bayern v Sevilla; Barce v Roma; Real v Juve, with added Alvaro Romeo (23m 30s) 
• PART 3: Arsenal v CSKA Moscow preview; how ready are Russia for the World Cup? (30m 00s) • PART 4: Zlatan gonna Zlatan, with George Quraishi from Howler Magazine (38m 00s) • PART 5: Football League news; more podcast news from Muddy Knees Media (44m 50s) • PART 6: West Ham whup Saints and the rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 00s) • PART 8: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (60m 00s) 
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07/09/181h 3m

Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke

The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season as Spurs look to win at Stamford Bridge for the first time since 1990\. Plus, a lessons learned from the international break, Hollywood fans, and more footballing idioms RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 6 - 1 Argentina (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Russia 1 - 3 France (07m 10s)  • PART 1c: Dark horses - Uruguay, Belgium and Portugal (08m 30s) • PART 2: Conclusions from England’s international break (12m 20s) • PART 3a: Chelsea v Spurs preview - the biggest game of the season? (17m 50s)
 • PART 3b: Palace v Liverpool preview (23m 20s) • PART 3c: West Ham v Southampton preview (28m 40s)    • PART 4a: Middle Eastern football phrases (32m 50s) • PART 4b: A huge weekend in Serie A, plus Germany and France round-ups (36m 00s) • PART 4c: Phishing and prison news (42m 20s)
 • PART 5: Oprah Winfrey, Russell Crowe, Kelsey Grammar and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 30s)
 • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (54m 20s)  • PART 7: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (56m 50s) 
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07/09/181h 0m

The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1

Jimbo is joined for this Totally Football Show by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Opta’s Duncan Alexander to do some serious World Cup number crunching, discuss Zlatan’s arrival in LA and memories of Brazil’s 7-1 humiliation. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Germany 1 - 1 Spain (02m 50s) • PART 1b: France 2 - 3 Colombia; anyone but Deschamps (06m 10s) • PART 1c: England’s steady progress continues (09m 50s) • PART 2: Where is Thomas Tuchel heading this summer and other questions (17m 20s) • PART 3a: George Qraishi on Zlatan’s arrival in LA; MLS catch-up (26m 20s) • PART 3b: World Cup number crunching (35m 00s) • PART 4: Memories of Brazil 1 - 7 Germany, 8 July 2014 (41m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 50s) • PART 6: Adios (60m 00s) 
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07/09/181h 3m

The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss

With international football taking centre stage, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Matt Scott stick a thermometer up the respective bottoms of England, Argentina, Brazil et al to assess their strengths and weakness as preparations for the World Cup ramp up. Plus, Ronald Koeman’s Dutch rebuilding job, third-generation footballers and our first update from the Indian Super League RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Inexperienced England - or the greatest Three Lions team of the last 30 years? (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Here come the Belgiums! (10m 50s) • PART 2b: The Costa Rica rule (12m 30s) • PART 3a: Cape Coast Mysterious Dwarves and meeting Ronaldinho (20m 40s) • PART 3b: Argentina and Brazil in Russia (26m 00s) • PART 4a: Golazzo preview; Gareth Bale in China (34m 50s) • PART 4b: Ronald Koeman and the reinvigoration of Holland (37m 40s) • PART 5a: TFS announcements; horseflesh; your questions (42m 10s) • PART 5b: Indian Super League update; former Barcelona players managing in the PL (50m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (53m 30s) • PART 7: A little bit of politics and adios (56m 10s) 
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07/09/181h 0m

Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco

On today’s Totally Football Show Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on weekend in the FA Cup, Premier League and around Europe. Plus, reaction to the Champions League and Europa League quarter-final draws, and another thirty-something manager in the Bundesliga… RUNNING ORDER: * PART 1a: Extra time at the King Power Stadium; Soton beat Wigan (1m 34s) * PART 1b: No Kane, No bother; Jose's football heritage (9m 18s) * PART 2a: Salah strikes four; best back heels from the week (21m 15s) * PART 2b: Relegation scruffles (27m 27s) * PART 3a: Champions League quarter final draw; re run of the final and an all English affair (32:08) * PART 3b: Europa League quarter final draw; Arsenal head to Moscow (41m 57s) * PART 4a: Your questions answered; young managers in the Bundesliga (48m 41s) * PART 4b: The panel head off on an international break (57m 14s) * PART 5: Paddy Power's Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 37s) * PART 6: Goodbyes (62m 17s) • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [Football Index](https://www.footballindex.co.uk/). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs apply GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)
07/09/181h 4m

Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription

Hot on the heels of Man United’s ignominious Champions League exit, Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and the returning Michael Cox to discuss Mou’s tactical shortcomings and his astonishing post-match comments. Is he - like Wenger - a man out of time? Also on today’s Totally Football Show… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Sevilla dump United out of the CL; Mou’s outmoded tactics (01m 40s) • PART 1b: The Big Question; Man U v Brighton FA Cup preview (15m 00s)  • PART 2a: Chelsea get Messi-ed; the Courtouis dip (17m 40s) • PART 2b: Roma and Bayern also progress (23m 00s)  • PART 3a: TFS announcements; Jimbo on classic kits (28m 50s) • PART 3b: Mark Hughes in at Southampton; Wigan v Saints FA Cup preview (34m 30s) • PART 3c: Leicester v Chelsea and Swans v Spurs FA Cup previews (38m 00s)   • PART 4a: Son’s military service; Serie A update (43m 00s) • PART 4b: Big trouble in Lil’ Lille; Ligue 1 news (45m 50s) • PART 4c: Dulwich Hamlet update; Karen Brady’s 2011 flight of fancy (52m 10s)  • PART 5: PL previews; and injuries through celebrations (55m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s)  • PART 7: The Big Answer and adios (61m 50s) LIVE NEWS: •  Final call for our live gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module).  Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. _There’ll be stories there that you won’t hear anywhere else_ 
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07/09/181h 5m

Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief

United strengthened their grip on second place by beating Liverpool, but the main headlines this weekend came from the London Stadium where West Ham imploded on the pitch and exploded off it. Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey and Matt Davies discuss those ugly scenes, Arsenal’s latest false dawn, Sergio Ramos’ bathroom break and more… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pogba Out, Rashford in = United 2 - 1 Liverpool (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea head to Barcelona (09m 20s)  • PART 2a: Kane crocked - but Son rises to the occasion (13m 10s) • PART 2b: The West Ham section (16m 10s)  • PART 2c: Ugly scenes in Lille and at PAOK v AEK (26m 20s)  • PART 3: Wenger in! (29m 40s) • PART 3b: Europa League round-up; Bundesliga review (36m 00s) • PART 4: Stripes, stats, and Sergio Ramos; Mertersacker and miscellany (44m 20s)   • PART 5: Goals of the weekend; the rest of the PL weekend (50m 50s) • PART 6: Dulwich Hamlet update; Championship news; Serie A review; the Old Firm (58m 30s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (64m 10s)  • PART 8: Adios (66m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  [The last few tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module).   Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • We’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**Calm Zone**](http://www.thecalmzone.net) 
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07/09/181h 10m

Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong

Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week.  AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and David Preece are here to give their (hot) take(s) on those games and look ahead to United v Liverpool and the rest of action in the Premier League. Plus, all the latest on what’s going on with Dulwich Hamlet RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Juve take Spurs to CL school (00m 30s) • PART 2: PSG’s meek surrender; who takes over from Unai Emery?; (14m 15s)  • PART 3a: Dulwich Hamlet update with Benji Lanyado (24m 20s) • PART 3b: Championship news; the Sanchez Watt incident (31m 00s)  • PART 4a: United v Liverpool preview (35m 00s)  • PART 4b: Chelsea v Palace preview; Arsenal v Watford preview (41m 30s) • PART 4c: more PL previews (47m 00s) • PART 5: SheBelieves Cup update (55m 40s)   • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 10s)  • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  The last few tickets for [**our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) are available at www.ticketmaster.ie Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**calmzone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)  
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07/09/181h 5m

Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd

Half a game of football took place between City and Chelsea this weekend while the Seagulls heaped yet more misery onto Arsenal. Your Totally Football panel is Jimbo, Kelly Cates, Tom Williams and PLTV's Ian Irving and they analyse both of those games and and the rest of the stories from the Premier League and beyond including the debut of head of state's son in Ligue 1, the Lioness' progress at the SheBelieves Cup, and the tragic news about Davide Astori RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Davide Astori (00m 30s) • PART 2: Half a football match at City v Chelsea; Hazard the non-false 9 (03m 40s) • PART 3: Spurs v Juventus preview with James Horncastle (12m 45s) • PART 4: Is going too well for Liverpool? (17m 30s) • PART 5: Carrie Dunn on Phil Neville’s impressive start with the Lionesses (25m 30s) • PART 6a: CL previews: who can beat City? (29m 35s) • PART 6b: PSG v Real; Timothy Weah, Al-Saadi Gaddafi and Jay Bothroyd (30m 50s) • PART 6c: We need to talk about Arsenal - and Brighton (36m 20s) • PART 7a: ‘Do You Speak Football?’ - nutmeg, cow dribble, little bridges (44m 00s) • PART 7b: Messi sows it up for Barcelona; Tromsø v Chelsea ’97 (50m 50s) • PART 7c: Championship round-up; Chinese debuts; stripes v Swans (50m 50s)
 • PART 7d: Stripes, Swans and is Big Sam going to relegate the Hammers? (53m 40s) • PART 8: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 10s) • PART 9: The Big Answer and adios (59m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • The last batch of tickets for our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • find a better place to sleep and discover a new way to discover a mattress with [Leesa](https://www.leesa.co.uk/products/leesa-mattress/?referrer=totallyfootball&utm_source=totallyfootball&utm_medium=podcast-ad&utm_campaign=totallyfootball) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 1m

VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom

Snow, VAR, and a bleak future for Arsenal are on the agenda today as Jimbo, Matt Scott, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and James Horncastle chew over Tottenham’s FA Cup win over Rochdale and look ahead to all the weekend’s action in the Premier League and beyond RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Spurs 6 - 1 Rochdale and the inevitable spread of VAR (02m 00s) • PART 2: Wenger Out…again; a bleak future for Arsenal (10m 35s)  • PART 3a: Liverpool v Newcastle preview (24m 00s) • PART 3b: City v Chelsea preview; Conte back to Italy?; Morata’s misery (25m 40s)  • PART 3c: Palace v United preview (31m 10s)  • PART 4a: Announcements; Neymar needs surgery; Nasri’s drip-induced ban (33m 00s) • PART 4b: The PL's battle of the bottom (37m 30s) • PART 5: Serie A, La Liga and Europa League chats (49m 00s)   • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 40s)  • PART 7: When the fun stops..  (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: •  The last batch of tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module).  [](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone,** who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**,  - home of the **Totally Football Quiz** every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 3m

Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe

City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It was, as they say, quite the weekend and your Totally Football Show gang - AC Jimbo, Opta’s Duncan Alexander, Ian Irving from PLTV and Chelsea TV commentator Matt Davies - are here to analyse it all and much, much more RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Same old Arsenal as City win the League Cup (01m 40s) • PART 2: United get the better of Chelsea; why Morata needs John Terry (13m 10s)  • PART 3a: More Top Four talk (24m 00s) • PART 3b: West Brom need a miracle (or Tony Pulis); Alan Pardew’s wonky logic (25m 50s)  • PART 3c: Eddie Howe receives more middle disappointing news; Jack Butland’s blunder; Glenn Murray’s hot-streak; Royston Drenthe’s second act (28m 00s)  • PART 4a: Pizza with Pat Nevin (37m 40s) • PART 4b: Liverpool’s dirty crosses and Firmino’s no-look finishes (39m 50s) • PART 4c: England’s starting XI (44m 10s)   • PART 5a: Championship news (48m 20s)  • PART 5b: European round-up, Chinese transfer news, and Diego Costa niceness (51m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (61m 30s)  • PART 8: Fantasy football news and adios (63m 30s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **[Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) LISTEN TO US ON ALEXA: • ask Alexa to 'enable the Totally Football Show skill' to hear us on your Amazon dot or echo PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**,  - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 7m

Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)

Pat Nevin is our special guest on today’s Totally Football Show, and he joins James Richardson, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review all the Champions League and FA Cup business, look ahead to the weekend’s football, and wax lyrical about his favourite bands and more… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 1 - 1 Barcelona; Hazard as a (false) 9; is it enough for the second leg?; (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Sevilla 0 - 0 Man U - another Mou borefest, but that De Gea save!, Pogba problems (09m 10s) • PART 2a: Pat on New Order, Cocteau Twins, Depeche Mode and more (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Wigan stun City; the exceptional Paul Cook (25m 00s) • PART 2c: Arsenal v City League Cup final preview (30m 30s) • PART 3a: Announcements, and more Pat musical tales (34m 45s) • PART 3b: More CL chat; youth development (39m 10s) • PART 4a: The Big Questions; Man U v Chelsea - any chance of it getting tasty? (44m 50s) • PART 4b: Liverpool v West Ham preview; memories of a young David Moyes; more 80s bands you probably don’t remember (49m 10s) • PART 4c: West Brom’s race to the bottom and other PL previews (52m 30s) • PART 5a: Serie A news (54m 00s) • PART 5b: Ligue 1’s Super Sunday; St Etienne ’76; Neymar fallout (55m 10s) • PART 6a: Scottish news (61m 40s) • PART 6b: Pat’s thoughts on Big Sam’s Everton; Palace v Spurs (63m 40s) • PART 6c: Pat’s film and music picks (66m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers (68m 20s) • PART 8: The Big Answers and adios (71m 10s) PAT’S PICKS • [**Heleno**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHO53hsdRDQ) • **[The Miracle of Bern](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQLKpgAmWQ)** • [**British Sea Power**](https://www.britishseapower.co.uk/Home?ProdTitle=HOME) LIVE NEWS: • Enjoyed what you heard today? Jimbo, Pat and co will be live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. It's the only place you can hear Pat's Morrissey story and hear him spin some discs, so get your tickets now! PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 15m

Rifts, replays and robbery

Jimbo returns to the helm as he, Leroy Rosenior, Kelly Cates and Rafa Honigstein look back on the FA Cup weekend and ahead to Chelsea v Barcelona and Sevilla v Man U in the Champions League, and plenty more - including that splendid story about the West Brom Four RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: From Juve to Rochdale, Spurs get Extra Spursy; Swans need another replay (01m 30s) • PART 1b: West Brom - stealin’ taxis and crashin’ out the FA Cup; Pardews’ PL record (07m 40s)  • PART 1c: Huddersfield 0 - 2 United; memories of 1983; Leicester and Chelsea to meet in the other QF? (10m 50s) • PART 2a: A storied history of Chelsea and Barcelona (15m 30s)  • PART 2b: United head to Sevilla; Pogba v Mou (21m 00s) • PART 3a: NASL news; Football League update, with a lot of love for Fulham’s Ryan Sessegnon (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Bayern v Besiktas and Bundesliga state of play (38m 00s)   • PART 4a: Shakhtar v Roma; Serie A update (48m 00s)  • PART 4b: Where next for Zidane and Joachim Löwe? (52m 10s) • PART 4c: A belated VAR discussion (57m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61 m 00s) • PART 6: Adios (63m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/181h 5m

Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms

It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Jame Horncastle review all of those games - and an entirely expected stumble by PSG in Madrid - and lookahead to the return of the FA Cup. All of that, and…. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spurs fight back at Juventus; a year too many for Buffon?; Dembélé runs the show - again (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool put 5 past Porto; Van Dijk’s calmness spreads (10m 00s) • PART 2a: City brush Basel aside; why are the English sides doing so well? (16m 00s) • PART 2b: PSG falter again as Real take control; Areola’s hard hands; a fair and balanced view on Unai Emery (19m 30s) • PART 3: FA Cup 5th round previews: Sheff W v Swansea; Brighton v Coventry; the Hard Hands scale; au revoir Julien (28m 50s) • PART 4a: More FA Cup: Leicester v Sheff U; Huddersfield v Man U; (38m 20s) • PART 4b: Golazzo teaser (43m 30s) • PART 4c: [David Preece’s FA Cup nightmare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) (45m 40s) • PART 5a: Rochdale host Spurs (47m 30s) • PART 5b: Wigan on the rise, West Brom’s race for the bottom (50m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 00s) • PART 7: Adios (57m 10s) [](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **Facebook**, where we're having a quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)
07/09/1859m 21s