The Totally Scottish Football Show

The Totally Scottish Football Show

By The Athletic

Your weekly, non Old Firm-centric round-up of everything north of the border, with Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull. Because no one puts Scottish football in a corner.

Episodes

All-round captain

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back for the final foray into Scottish football this season.  Dundee are promoted to the Premiership after relegating Kilmarnock in the play-off, with some garbage football on display. What next for Killie, with an entire squad possibly leaving this summer? Happier times for St Johnstone after they complete their cup double. The greatest achievement in Scottish football history? There’s a multitude of managers on the move – we’re worried about Micky Mellon’s horse. And Barry Ferguson leaves Kelty Hearts after earning them their first ever promotion to the SPFL. And Andrew, JJ and Laura pick their Premiership teams of the season. One representative allowed from all 12 clubs. What could possibly go wrong? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: People on the move and the Scotland squad (01m 00s) • PART 2: Dundee promoted, Kilmarnock relegated (07m 00s) • PART 3: St Johnstone do the cup double, with Ed Hodge (20m 00s) • PART 4: Kelty up, Brechin down with Euan Booth Robertson (34m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (41m 00s) • PART 6: Our Premiership teams of the season (42m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/05/21·1h 8m

Hype train

All aboard with Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan as the regular season in the Premiership draws to a close. Rangers go the whole season unbeaten, although some of the celebrations have been the cause of controversy. We pay tribute to Rangers’ iron man Connor Goldson. Hamilton didn’t finish 10th – they are relegated after 7 years in the top flight. But the Staggies stay up, consigning Kilmarnock to a play-off with Dundee. Hibs defender Paul Hanlon joins us on the pod as he prepares for his 4th Scottish Cup final at the club. Steve Clarke names his Euro 2020 Scotland squad this week. Is it time for Turnbull? Or hipster’s choice Ryan Gauld? Or the forgotten Forrest? Plus Fantasy Football drama and is Allan Campbell off to England? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Rangers are invincible (03m 00s) • PART 2: Ross County stay up, Hamilton go down (16m 00s) • PART 3a: Paul Hanlon joins us to preview the Scottish Cup final (27m 00s) • PART 3b: St Johnstone confirm 5th place (41m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 5a: Scotland’s Euro 2020 squad (51m 00s) • PART 5b: The end of the Fantasy Football season (59m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/05/21·1h 8m

Footballingly

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan react to Scottish Cup semi-final weekend on the Totally Scottish Football Show. It will be Hibs versus St Johnstone in the Scottish Cup final. If Hibs have better players, are St Johnstone better coached and do they have all the momentum right now? And will the final be at Pittodrie? It’s been a great week at Easter Road with Josh Doig awarded Young Player of the Year in Scotland. JJ gives us the breakdown on yet another promising Scottish left-back. Raith Rovers midfielder Ross Matthews joins us ahead of their Championship play-off with Dundee as they aim for back-to-back promotions. Plus eating cereal out of trophies, space cadets and Mahrez’s magic train. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Gallagher joins Aberdeen (01m 00s) • PART 2: St Johnstone 2-1 St Mirren (06m 30s) • PART 3: Hibs 2-0 Dundee Utd (20m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (34m 30s) • PART 5: Raith Rovers’ Ross Matthews on the Championship play-off (36m 00s) • PART 6: Midweek Premiership preview (43m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/05/21·52m 44s

It’s not promo material

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back, just as the Premiership is getting really good. It’s never over with Hamilton. The Accies and the Staggies both win as the bottom 3 are now separated by just 3 points. Rangers are 2 games away from an unbeaten league season as they hammer Celtic 4-1. What happened to Celtic this season and how big is the rebuild? We sing the praises of Devante Cole, one of the star performers of 2021. And St Johnstone manager Callum Davidson can afford to play the second string and still win.  Plus which Premiership striker looks like the lead singer of Future Islands? And could Motherwell producer Laura Brannan get shown a yellow card on a matchday? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Gilmour, Dobbie and the death of football (01m 30s) • PART 2: Rangers 4-1 Celtic (09m 30s) • PART 3a: St Mirren 1-2 Hamilton (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Dundee United 0-2 Ross County (25m 30s) • PART 3c: Motherwell 2-0 Kilmarnock (31m 30s) • PART 4a: Livingston 1-2 Aberdeen (39m 30s) • PART 4b: Hibs 0-1 St Johnstone (44m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (48m 30s) • PART 6: Partick Thistle’s promotion with Matt Greer (50m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/05/21·59m 58s

Controlled on a D-Pad

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back to review one of the best weekends Scottish football has produced this season. The Scottish Cup quarter-finals provided three penalty shootouts and a shock at Ibrox. Zander Clark writes his name into pub quiz questions forever, as part of the greatest St Johnstone team ever? Dundee United manager Micky Mellon joins us to discuss their 3-0 hammering of Aberdeen, which we’re calling the best Dundee United performance in years. St Mirren make it through to the last 4 after a six-goal thriller at Kilmarnock with some questionable goalkeeping and officiating. And Euan Booth Robertson tells us about Brechin’s big idea, which would spare them relegation from League Two. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Good news for JJ and Laura (01m 00s) • PART 2: St Johnstone knock out Rangers (05m 00s)  • PART 3a: Micky Mellon on Dundee United’s win at Aberdeen (18m 00s) • PART 3b: Hibs knock out Motherwell on penalties (33m 30s) • PART 3c: St Mirren knock out Killie on penalties (39m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (45m 30s) • PART 5: Euan Booth Robertson on Brechin and the pyramid play-off (47m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/04/21·59m 37s

The wee girl in The Ring

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan discuss the real European elite, namely the last 16 of the Scottish Cup. Rangers prove that on their day, they’re better than Celtic, inspired by one of the players of the season in Steven Davis. Stephen Glass’s first game in charge of Aberdeen sees a change of style, centre-backs beyond the halfway line and a victory on penalties. Will Aberdeen soon be playing Cove Rangers in the nice derby? We check in on Cove as they aim for a 3rd straight promotion. Plus PPV, the Scumbag League and finding a new Jack. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Super League, PPV and Scottish injuries (01m 00s) • PART 2: Rangers 2-0 Celtic (11m 30s)  • PART 3a: A winning start for Glass (24m 00s) • PART 3b: Motherwell through on penalties (31m 30s) • PART 3c: Stranraer 0-4 Hibs (35m 00s) • PART 3d: The rest of the Scottish Cup weekend (37m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (43m 00s) • PART 5a: Cove Rangers’ promotion hopes with Jamie Durent (45m 00s) • PART 5b: Midweek Premiership highlights (55m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/04/21·1h 2m

Suit on a bin

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan talk the first matchday post-split, as the relegation battle heats up. Hearts are promoted from the Championship to the Premiership. But could Hamilton be going the other way? We take a deep dive into what’s gone wrong this season in South Lanarkshire. Meanwhile Rangers chase down an unbeaten league season and the best defensive record in British football history. Motherwell take a huge step towards safety, as Laura tells us about the trials and tribulations of a club worrying about relegation.  Plus the Stephen Glass robot. And Andrew’s 5-a-side stormer. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Scotland fans at the Euros (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Hamilton 0-1 Dundee United with Ben Paterson from Only Accies (05m 00s)  • PART 2b: Kilmarnock 2-2 Ross County (17m 40s) • PART 3a: Celtic 6-0 Livingston (23m 00s) • PART 3b: Rangers 2-1 Hibs (29m 30s) • PART 3c: Motherwell 1-0 St Mirren (33m 30s) • PART 3d: St Johnstone 0-1 Aberdeen (38m 30s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (42m 00s) • PART 5: Hearts promoted with Amoruso Lets It Run (43m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/04/21·54m 37s

Heedless buddy

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan take in a jam-packed Scottish Cup weekend full of goals and green screen glitches. Celtic look set to appoint Eddie Howe as their new manager. The Athletic’s Peter Rutzler tells us about Howe’s last year at Bournemouth and whether he has the character to flourish in the Glasgow goldfish bowl. Aberdeen appoint former model and England striker coach Allan Russell. Will he have any strikers to coach in the summer at Pittodrie? Hamilton boss Brian Rice boils over regarding refereeing decisions. Plus we show some love to Defoe, Lafferty and Ryan Seacrest. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Scotland beat the Faroes (01m 30s) • PART 2: Eddie Howe to Celtic? (07m 30s)  • PART 3a: Rangers 4-0 Cove Rangers (24m 00s) • PART 3b: QOTS 1-3 Hibs (28m 30s) • PART 3c: Dumbarton 0-1 Aberdeen (29m 30s) • PART 3d: Formartine 0-5 Motherwell (32m 30s) • PART 3e: Hamilton 0-3 St Mirren (37m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (42m 30s) • PART 5a: The rest of the Scottish Cup weekend (44m 00s) • PART 5b: Your questions (53m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/04/21·1h 3m

Older than sliced bread

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan react to an international week that’s left Scotland fans feeling deflated. Steve Clarke’s side battle back from behind to salvage draws against Austria and Israel but will it be enough in the long run? Are Scotland as good as some fans think they are?  On the plus side, Scott McTominay fully arrives in a Scotland shirt and John McGinn steps out of the salon to score a sensational overhead kick. It’s been a big week at Pittodrie. The Athletic’s Atlanta United reporter Felipe Cardenas tells us what to expect from new manager Stephen Glass. And has Scott Brown moving to Aberdeen really happened? Plus Brora boss Steven Mackay on how the non-leaguers made Hearts fans more miserable. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Scotland draw with Israel and Austria (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Aberdeen appoint Glass with The Athletic’s Felipe Cardenas (25m 00s)  • PART 2b: And Aberdeen sign Scott Brown (33m 00s) • PART 3a: The odds with Paddy Power (40m 00s) • PART 3b: Brora boss Steven Mackay on their victory over Hearts (41m 30s) • PART 3c: Hearts horror show (49m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/03/21·1h 1m

The Sexy League

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan convene after the Premiership splits in half. Celtic and Rangers share the spoils in a lacklustre derby. But all the focus is on Glen Kamara after he is allegedly subjected to racist abuse against Sparta Prague in the Europa League. St Johnstone pip St Mirren to a top 6 finish in the final minutes of Saturday’s action, as we salute Callum Davidson’s fantastic first season in management. Kilmarnock win for the first time in 10 matches, inspired by Kyle Lafferty and Tommy Wright’s fashionable glasses. Meanwhile is Micky Mellon overdue some love for keeping Dundee United up? Steve Clarke’s Scotland squad causes some debate with Scotland having acquired a new striker in Che Adams.  Plus Killcam, Subbuteo keepers and knights in shining armour. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Dumbarton and Forfar go viral (01m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 1-1 Rangers + standing with Glen Kamara (03m 30s)  • PART 3: St Johnstone pip St Mirren to 6th place (16m 30s) • PART 4a: Kilmarnock 4-1 Motherwell (26m 00s) • PART 4b: Livingston 1-1 Hibs (33m 00s) • PART 4c: Dundee Utd 1-0 Aberdeen (36m 00s) • PART 5: Fantasy Football Scotland & the odds with Paddy Power (41m 00s) • PART 6: Analysing the Scotland squad (45m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/03/21·1h

Mild peril

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan can see the Premiership split, and the return of lower league football, in sight. Hibs tighten their grip on 3rd place and European football next season. Will that make up for some humiliating semi-final defeats this season? Livingston confirm a top 6 finish against Hamilton, thanks to – and also in spite of – their jet. Graham Christieson gives us the Montrose perspective of the return of League One and Two, with clubs set to kick off on Saturday but still not certain of how many games they have to play. And its Celtic v Rangers this weekend which sparks some almighty debates about gathering and guards of honour. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Setting up a football association (01m 30s) • PART 2: Ross County 1-2 Hibs with Stuart Wilson (08m 30s)  • PART 3: Livingston 2-1 Hamilton (20m 00s) • PART 4: The return of League One – the Montrose perspective (28m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (39m 30s) • PART 6: Celtic v Rangers, Scotland v Austria and that McGregor save (40m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/03/21·58m 26s

Terrible in terms of history

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan size up a seismic weekend in Scottish football. Aberdeen rocket their way up the agenda on the podcast with Derek McInnes leaving after 8 years in charge. We examine Derek’s dynasty, bringing a more professional edge, changing the way the city felt about the club but producing a team that progressively ran out of goals. Who next at Pittodrie? Robinson? Fletcher? Cowley? Rangers make the inevitable official and secure the Premiership title. Fin Marks tells us how Stevie G’s masterplan came to fruition. At the other end of the table, are Killie about to slip out of the Premiership for the first time in almost 30 years?  Plus Siegrist, Kelly and Livi’s tiny dinosaurs RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: League 1 and 2 are back (02m 00s) • PART 2: McInnes leaves Aberdeen (05m 00s)  • PART 3: Rangers win the title, with Fin Marks (22m 00s) • PART 4: Ross County 3-2 Kilmarnock (40m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (47m 00s) • PART 6a: Motherwell 3-1 Livingston (48m 00s) • PART 6b: St Johnstone 1-0 Hibs (55m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/03/21·1h 2m

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan discuss the first cup final of this season and the search for Celtic’s new manager. St Johnstone win their second piece of silverware in their history, breaking Livi hearts in the process. The gang praise the calm Callum Davidson and have their say on the Rooney for Scotland debate. Speaking of debates, who will be replacing Neil Lennon in the summer following his departure last week? JJ makes the case for Paul Lambert as Celtic manager. Motherwell put in their performance of the season by winning at Hibs and Graham Alexander wants to talk about that and nothing else. And Collin Quaner weasels his way into the headlines for St Mirren. Plus we run through the latest in the Championship with Hearts dominant but disappointing. And Queen of the South are flying high but we don’t know why. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Rangers’ Europa League exploits (01m 00s) • PART 2: St Johnstone 1-0 Livingston (03m 45s) • PART 3a: Celtic’s manager search (19m 00s)  • PART 3b: Hibs 0-2 Motherwell (33m 00s) • PART 3c: Kilmarnock 1-1 Dundee Utd (41m 00s)  • PART 3d: St Mirren 1-0 Ross County (45m 30s)  • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (51m 00s)  • PART 5: Championship latest with Euan Booth Robertson (52m 30s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/03/21·1h 3m

If I was Brian Easton

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan take in a weekend featuring another Celtic catastrophe and an actual Aberdeen goal. Rangers are within touching distance of the title after Celtic slip up at Ross County on Sunday night. There’s more misery for Motherwell as they suffer another humiliating home defeat and rack up record low xG. And although Aberdeen score and indeed win, have they completely lost control? And we speak to both sides of the St Johnstone – Livingston divide, looking ahead to a League Cup final on Sunday that’s too close to call. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Aaron Hickey and Denis Law sent off (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Ross County 1-0 Celtic (04m 30s) • PART 2b: Rangers 4-1 Dundee Utd (11m 30s)  • PART 3a: Aberdeen 1-0 Kilmarnock (18m 00s) • PART 3b: Hibs 2-0 Hamilton (24m 00s)  • PART 3c: Motherwell 0-3 St Johnstone (28m 00s)  • PART 3d: St Mirren 1-1 Livingston (33m 30s)  • PART 4: Fantasy Football Scotland and the odds with Paddy Power (36m 30s)  • PART 5: League Cup final preview with Ed Hodge & Andrew Semple (40m 30s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/02/21·54m 42s

Getting your house in order

This week: Shirt swapping, Q&A stopping, and Motherwell's goal shipping. World's collided in Scottish football as (Graham) Alexander met Hamilton, but it was the home side who threw away their shot. Celtic fought back against St Johnstone as Edouard was back with a brace - as was Dundee United's Lawrence Shankland. Meanwhile off the pitch Nicola Sturgeon tells Scottish Football to get "its house in order" after some alleged rule breaking. Plus The Athletic's Jordan Campbell joins to talk Europe as Rangers head to Antwerp on Thursday RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Ordered houses PART 1b - Which manager is James Bond? PART 2a - Motherwell 1-4 Hamilton (06.00) PART 2b - Aberdeen 0-0 St Mirren (13.30) PART 2c - St Johnstone 1-2 Celtic (19.40) PART 3a - Rangers in Europa League action with Jordan Campbell (26.00) PART 3b - Rangers 1-0 Kilmarnock (35.00) PART 3c - Dundee United 3-0 Livingston (38.00) PART 4a - Odds with Paddy Power (46.00) PART 4b - Championship round up (48.00) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/02/21·53m 29s

Three pairs of green tinted glasses

On this week's show there's a new manager at Killie in the form of Tommy Wright. There's yet more manager unrest at Aberdeen as McInnes looks on the rocks. And Rangers have their worst performance of the season but STILL they don't lose. That plus who has elephant legs, who is taking part in a lad v lad battle, and who to captain in fantasy. RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Rangers quiz! PART 2a - Hamilton 1-1 Rangers reviews (04.00) PART 2b - The Wright Stuff at Killie (10.00) PART 2c - St Mirren 2-0 Kilmarnock (12.40) PART 3a - Celtic 2-1 Motherwell (16.00) PART 3b - Hibernian 2-0 Aberdeen (26.00) PART 4a - Livingston 1-2 St Johnstone (38.00) PART 4b - Ross County 0-2 Dundee United (43.00) PART 5a- Odds with Paddy Power (46.00) PART 5b - Midweek previews (47.00) PART 5c - Fantasy Football Scotland (49.00) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/02/21·55m 20s

Disney eyelashes

There’s a revolving door at Pittodrie on deadline day as Aberdeen lose Sam Cosgrove and more but get themselves a whole new forward line. Hibs striker Kevin Nisbet wanted to join Cosgrove at Birmingham. Was he wrong to hand in a transfer request? Celtic’s suffering continues as they lose at home to St Mirren. Does Neil Lennon have anything left? Plus is Jim Goodwin destined for bigger things? Like the spectacularly pretty David Martindale? And Bevis Mugabi out jumps Cristiano Ronaldo. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Transfer deadline day (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Kilmarnock’s manager search with Barry Richmond (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Celtic’s struggles continue (30m 00s)  • PART 2c: Rangers v St Johnstone preview (36m 00s) • PART 3a: Hamilton v Ross County preview (38m 30s)  • PART 3b: Aberdeen v Livingston preview (42m 00s)  • PART 3c: St Mirren v Hibs preview (46m 00s)  • PART 3d: Motherwell v Dundee Utd preview with Laura Brannan (48m 00s)  • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (55m 30s)  • PART 5: When will lower league football come back? (56m 30s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/02/21·1h 5m

Go to the other oil company

Livingston’s victory over St Mirren at Hampden demonstrates a triumph of rehabilitation and a remarkable journey for Martindale and Livingston. The other semi-final showcases what a frustrating side Hibs are to support. But St Johnstone are after their first silverware since the Scottish Cup in 2014. Ed Hodge, author of Our Day In May, compares this side to that one. There’s more misery for Motherwell in the Premiership while Rangers turn on the style with one of the best performances of the season against Ross County. Plus when Laura starred alongside Robert Duvall and Ally McCoist in A Shot At Glory. RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Laura’s Shot At Glory (03m 00s) • PART 2: Livingston 1-0 St Mirren with Andrew Semple from the Talk Livi podcast (06m 00s) • PART 3: St Johnstone 3-0 Hibs with Ed Hodge (19m 00s)  • PART 4a: Aberdeen 2-0 Motherwell (32m 00s) • PART 4b: Rangers 5-0 Ross County (41m 00s)  • PART 5: Fantasy Football Scotland & the odds with Paddy Power (46m 30s)  • PART 6: Midweek Premiership preview (50m 30s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/01/21·59m 48s

Boogie at every single corner flag

Motherwell almost become the first side to inflict a league defeat against Rangers. Scotland defender Stephen O’Donnell tells us about how they did it. The Celtic saga continues with Peter Lawwell’s ‘typical boy apology’ for the trip to Dubai, contradicted somewhat by a fiery press conference from Neil Lennon. The Dons are dismantled at Dingwall, with Ben Palmer poring over what’s gone wrong at Aberdeen. And Fin Marks joins us for issues of bureaucracy and confusion off the field. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Stephen O’Donnell joins us! (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Motherwell 1-1 Rangers (09m 00s)  • PART 2a: Ross County 4-1 Aberdeen with Ben Palmer (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Celtic 0-0 Livingston (25m 00s)  • PART 3a: Hibs 2-0 Kilmarnock (33m 30s)  • PART 3b: St Johnstone 1-0 St Mirren (38m 00s)  • PART 3c: Hamilton 0-0 Dundee Utd (41m 00s) • PART 4: Fantasy Football & the odds with Paddy Power (45m 00s) • PART 5: Fin Marks on off the field issues (49m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/01/21·1h

Have you asked Mum yet?

Celtic play Hibs on Monday night in a match surrounded by Covid controversy, as 13 players and Neil Lennon are absent after a positive test following their warm weather training in Dubai, upsetting everyone in Scottish football in the process. And Rangers go 21 points clear. But on the plus side – David Turnbull. Livingston are on a record-breaking run in the Premiership. Goal scoring defender Jon Guthrie joins us to tell us what’s changed under David Martindale And Euan Booth Robertson gives us the latest from the lower leagues as all football below Championship level is suspended for the next 3 weeks. And beyond? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: GMS is back (01m 30s) • PART 2: Celtic’s Dubai debacle (03m 30s)  • PART 3a: Aberdeen 1-2 Rangers (21m 00s) • PART 3b: Graham Alexander in at Motherwell (28m 00s)  • PART 4a: Livingston’s Jon Guthrie on their record run (37m 00s)  • PART 4b: Kilmarnock 2-0 Hamilton (46m 00s) • PART 5: Fantasy Football & the odds with Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 6: Lower league football postponed, with Euan Booth Robertson (53m 30s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/01/21·1h 4m

Summer of pints

Steven Gerrard’s league leaders get the job done once again as Rangers go 19 points clear with a win over Celtic. Is the title race over? Should Celtic be in Dubai right now? And Allan McGregor – the best Rangers goalkeeper ever? He certainly had a better weekend than keepers Chapman and Rogers. Laura tells us about a turbulent week at Motherwell as Stephen Robinson resigns as manager, before a heavy defeat in the Lanarkshire derby. Livi continue their red hot run, embarrassing Hibs at Easter Road. And a Charlie Adam-inspired Dundee are on the march as they humble Hearts in the Championship. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Rangers 1-0 Celtic (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Hamilton 3-0 Motherwell (13m 30s)  • PART 2b: Hibs 0-3 Livingston with Stuart Wilson from the Hibs Talk podcast (23m 30s) • PART 3a: Kilmarnock 1-1 St Mirren (31m 30s)  • PART 3b: Ross County 1-1 St Johnstone (35m 30s) • PART 3c: Aberdeen 0-0 Dundee Utd (38m 30s) • PART 4a: Fantasy Football & the odds with Paddy Power (42m 30s) • PART 4b: Dundee 3-1 Hearts with Alan Pattullo from The Scotsman (47m 00s)   SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/01/21·58m 41s

Borderline pornographic

Rangers make it 12 league wins in a row but did Hibs demonstrate the formula on how to beat Steven Gerrard’s side? They won’t need to show it to Rangers’ next opponents St Mirren – the only team to beat them this season. The Lions of Livingston cannot be tamed as they make it 6 wins out of 6 under David Martindale. Shelley Kerr leaves her post as Scotland manager on Christmas Eve. Heather Dewar gives us her thoughts on the potential replacements. And Fin Marks joins us to look back on the highs and lows of 2020. From McKenzie to Marshall, via Murdo MacLeod. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Paying tribute to Jim McLean (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Rangers 1-0 Hibs (03m 30s)  • PART 2b: Ross County 0-2 St Mirren (09m 30s) • PART 3a: Kilmarnock 1-2 Livingston (15m 00s)  • PART 3b: Aberdeen 2-1 St Johnstone (18m 30s) • PART 3c: Dundee United 1-1 Motherwell (22m 00s) • PART 3d: Hamilton 0-3 Celtic (27m 45s) • PART 4a: The odds with Paddy Power (32m 00s) • PART 4b: Shelley Kerr leaves Scotland, with Heather Dewar (33m 00s) • PART 5: 2020 review with Fin Marks (41m 30s)   SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/12/20·1h 5m

Let’s just be friends

Celtic complete the quadruple treble on penalties in a classic Scottish Cup final with Hearts. Was Edouard out of order with his Panenka? And were we entertained by Scott Brown’s antics? Rangers meanwhile go 16 points clear. Has Steven Gerrard learned to be more selfless in his dealings with the media? It’s new manager Monday as Livingston appoint Martindale and Ross County call for Yogi. But only after Kettlewell announces his own sacking. Plus JJ’s betting on Hedges, Pie & Bovril’s St Mirren identity crisis and Euan Booth Robertson gives us all the latest from the Championship. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Martindale the new manager at Livi (01m 30s) • PART 2: Celtic complete the quadruple treble (04m 30s)  • PART 3a: Rangers 3-1 Motherwell (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Kettlewell canned by Ross County (28m 00s)  • PART 4a: St Mirren 3-2 St Johnstone with Pie & Bovril (35m 30s) • PART 4b: Hibs 1-1 Dundee United (41m 00s) • PART 4c: Kilmarnock 0-2 Aberdeen (44m 00s) • PART 5: Fantasy Football + the odds with Paddy Power (49m 00s) • PART 6: Championship round-up with Euan Booth Robertson (53m 00s)   SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/12/20·1h 4m

A triangle reversed

Rangers roll on with another win and another terrific Tavernier display. Kieran Canning runs the rule over their Europa League opponents Antwerp. Could Steven Gerrard’s side go deep into the competition? Celtic pick up some form at last – will Neil Lennon finally keep faith with David Turnbull? The Buddies burst Brannan’s bubble with a win at Fir Park. Hibs hammer horrendous Hamilton. Martindale moves closer to becoming Livi manager. Plus at Pittodrie, is Sam Cosgrove set to be replaced by Ross Stewart? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: Best wishes to Jen Beattie(01m 00s) • PART 1b: Dundee Utd 1-2 Rangers(04m 00s)  • PART 1c: Europa League draw reaction with Kieran Canning (10m 00s) • PART 2a: Celtic 2-0 Kilmarnock (13m 30s)  • PART 2b: Hamilton 0-4 Hibs (22m 00s) • PART 2c: Aberdeen 2-0 Ross County (26m 30s) • PART 3a: Motherwell 0-1 St Mirren (31m 00s) • PART 3b: St Johnstone 1-2 Livingston (38m 00s) • PART 4: Fantasy Football and the odds from Paddy Power (44m 00s)  • PART 5: Celtic v Hearts preview (50m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/12/20·59m 28s

Tame six male lions at once

Neil Lennon is backed once again by Celtic, seemingly till 2021, despite them falling 13 points behind Rangers. Is the title already gone and is Lennon damaging his legacy at the club? It’s been another week of Covid controversy with Motherwell awarded 6 points and Dundee United causing a fuss with their team photo. Should David Martindale be given the job at Livingston? Maybe he’s the new Sir Alex Ferguson? Plus we check in at Queen’s Park who are looking formidable in League Two. And did Scotland hit the jackpot with their World Cup qualifying draw? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Scotland’s dream World Cup draw (01m 00s) • PART 2: Motherwell 0-3 Hibs (07m 00s)  • PART 3a: Celtic 1-1 St Johnstone with Kieran Devlin (14m 00s) • PART 3b: Ross County 0-4 Rangers (26m 30s)  • PART 4a: St Mirren 1-1 Aberdeen (32m 00s) • PART 4b: Livingston 2-0 Dundee Utd (36m 30s) • PART 4c: Hamilton 1-0 Kilmarnock (40m 00s) • PART 5a: Fantasy Football Scotland (44m 00s) • PART 5b: Paddy Power odds (48m 30s) • PART 5c: The Queen’s Park gambit (49m 30s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION FREE: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • for this week's partnership go to www.virginwines.co.uk/theathletic   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/12/20·57m 6s

The full moon

Celtic lose a domestic cup tie for the first time in 4 years. And the fans want Neil Lennon’s head on a plate.  Part-time Alloa Athletic knock out Hearts to reach the last 8 while Lewis lets Aberdeen down at St Mirren. Who do the Dons need to stop experimenting with? Gary Holt bolts from Livingston. Who next for the club that has perennially overachieved? And we’re joined by Scotland’s Jennifer Beattie ahead of their huge Euro qualifier with Finland. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Celtic 0-2 Ross County (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Alloa Athletic 1-0 Hearts (17m 00s)  • PART 2b: St Mirren 2-1 Aberdeen (20m 30s) • PART 3: Gary Holt leaves Livingston, with Andrew Semple from the Talk Livi podcast (27m 30s)  • PART 4a: Falkirk 0-4 Rangers (35m 30s) • PART 4b: Motherwell 1-2 St Johnstone (40m 30s) • PART 4c: Hibs 1-0 Dundee (43m 00s) • PART 4d: Arbroath 1-3 Dunfermline (47m 30s) • PART 5a: Paddy Power odds (49m 30s) • PART 5b: Interview with Scotland’s Jen Beattie (50m 30s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money BackSpecial   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/11/20·1h 3m

Getting that spoon out and stirring it

Rangers go 11 points clear at the top of the table with a 4-0 win over Aberdeen, as Celtic slip up at Hibs. Can Rangers be caught? And can Neil Lennon survive? Ross County somehow conspire to lose to Kilmarnock despite having an extra man for 82 minutes. Meanwhile Falkirk are warming up for Rangers in the League Cup rather nicely. Plus the midfielder the panel could beat in a battle. And Brad Pitt buys Partick. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Stenhousemuir meets The Wire (03m 00s) • PART 2: Rangers 4-0 Aberdeen with Heart & Hand (05m 30s)  • PART 3: Hibs 2-2 Celtic (16m 00s) • PART 4a: Kilmarnock 3-1 Ross County (27m 30s)  • PART 4b: Dundee United 2-1 Hamilton (33m 30s) • PART 4c: Livingston 0-1 St Mirren (37m 30s) • PART 4d: St Johnstone 1-1 Motherwell (40m 30s) • PART 5a: Fantasy Football and Paddy Power odds (44m 30s) • PART 5b: Falkirk v Rangers preview with Martyn Simpson (49m 00s) • PART 5c: Hearts lose and Hickey’s hopes (53m 30s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/11/20·1h 2m

Waiting to be shot

On an incredible night in Belgrade, Scotland beat Serbia on penalties to qualify for Euro 2020, recovering from the concession of a last-minute equalizer. Oldfirmfacts joins us to look at this new brand of Scottish heroes. Ryan Christie, Declan Gallagher and Lyndon Dykes, the most popular Aussie in Scotland since Karl Kennedy. What does this mean for Steve Clarke in his coaching career? His former room-mate Pat Nevin tells us about the man behind the dour exterior.  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/11/20·44m 56s

Jukebox

Leaders Rangers rotate and manage to hammer Hamilton 8-0 – do they have any weaknesses? Why was there so much furore last week over the phone of Mohamed Elyounoussi? What does Neil Lennon mean by a culture change being needed at Celtic? We speak to Ross County SLO Kenny MacLennan about the game with Livingston, attended by 300 fans on Friday. There’s the small matter of the biggest Scotland game in 2 decades as Scotland travel to Serbia for a place at the Euros on Thursday. Kevin Gallacher’s been there, done it and joins us on the podcast. Plus who is the Scottish David Silva? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Rangers 8-0 Hamilton (03m 00s) • PART 2: Motherwell 1-4 Celtic (11m 00s)  • PART 3: Aberdeen 2-0 Hibs (21m 30s) • PART 4: Fans return to Ross County, including Kenny MacLennan (27m 30s)  • PART 5: St Johnstone 1-0 Kilmarnock & St Mirren 0-0 Dundee Utd (36m 00s) • PART 6: Kevin Gallacher interview (42m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power odds (52m 00s) • PART 8: A look ahead to Serbia v Scotland (53m 00s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/20·1h 4m

Under the hoods

The quadruple treble is on as Celtic reach last season’s Scottish Cup final. Did Aberdeen have a chance once Ryan Christie curled in? Hearts will meet Celtic in the final after their Edinburgh derby victory over Hibs, a game in which they – and Craig Gordon – show they’ve still got it. Rangers go 9 points clear at the top of the Premiership. Can their momentum be derailed, or is their squad too strong now? With fans possibly attending games in Tier 1 areas of Scotland, we speak to Ross Dunbar from Union Berlin on how they managed to accommodate fans through Covid-19 protocols. And Kieran Canning talks us through Scotland’s boosted coefficient – and what exactly the Europa Conference League is.    RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Celtic 2-0 Aberdeen (02m 30s) • PART 2: Hearts 2-1 Hibs (13m 00s)  • PART 3a: Kilmarnock 0-1 Rangers (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Life at Union Berlin with Ross Dunbar (27m 00s)  • PART 4a: Livingston 0-2 Motherwell (38m 30s) • PART 4b: Dundee Utd 2-1 Ross County (44m 00s) • PART 5a: Fantasy Football (47m 30s)  • PART 5b: The odds from Paddy Power (52m 00s)  • PART 6: Kieran Canning on the coefficient and Conference League (53m 30s)     SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A WEEK: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/11/20·1h 3m

Fruits of stability

Aberdeen further dent Celtic’s title hopes with a dramatic draw on Sunday. Same again in the Scottish Cup next Sunday? We also preview the other semi, the Edinburgh derby. St Mirren once again see their game postponed due to another outbreak of coronavirus. The SPFL are investigating their conduct as well as Kilmarnock. Fin Marks helps us handle this hot potato. Motherwell were back playing and winning. Tony Watt for Scotland? Or your fantasy team at the very least? He’s unplayagainstable. Also why isn’t Ross County’s Johan Cruyff formation working for them? Plus we raise the Roofe (debate). RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: The big Roofe debate (01m 00s) • PART 2: Aberdeen 3-3 Celtic (05m 00s) • PART 3a: SPFL’s Covid investigations with Fin Marks (19m 00s) • PART 3b: Kilmarnock 0-1 Hibs (30m 30s) • PART 4a: Motherwell 4-0 Ross County (38m 30s) • PART 4b: Rangers 2-0 Livingston (43m 00s) • PART 4c: St Johnstone 0-0 Dundee Utd (46m 30s) • PART 5a: Fantasy Football (50m 30s) • PART 5b: The odds from Paddy Power (54m 00s) • PART 6: Hearts v Hibs preview with Amoruso Lets It Run (55m 30s) • PART 7: Europa League preview (60m 00s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/10/20·1h 3m

Baseketball pysch-outs

Rangers roll Celtic over at Celtic Park to seize the initiative in the title race. Are calls for Neil Lennon’s head fair? Will he embark on a 24-style mission to out the club mole that’s leaking the team? St Johnstone are suddenly free-scoring. Is Stevie May back and can the Saints reach the top 6 again? Plus BSC Glasgow, Hearts’ social media team and will Motherwell ever play again? RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: The Championship goes viral (02m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 0-2 Rangers (06m 00s) • PART 3a: Hamilton 3-5 St Johnstone with Ed Hodge (16m 30s) • PART 3b: Livingston 1-3 Kilmarnock (25m 00s) • PART 4: Ross County 0-0 Hibs & Dundee Utd 0-0 Aberdeen (29m 30s) • PART 5a: Fantasy Football (36m 00s) • PART 5b: The odds from Paddy Power (40m 00s) • PART 6: BSC Glasgow’s 10 goal thriller (41m 30s) • PART 7: Europa League preview (45m 00s)  SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • http://www.theathletic.com/totally GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/10/20·49m 46s

Confidence Considine

Steve Clarke’s side progress on penalties in the play-offs against Israel. We discuss the pragmatic style of play and the misunderstood McBurnie. The nation has Considine fever – should we embrace the romance of the Aberdeen defender’s call-up for Scotland or are we all getting carried away? The Championship and League One and Two campaigns hopefully return this weekend, featuring rampaging Hearts and a returning Charlie Adam. Plus Celtic v Rangers looms large – will the lack of fans do the players and the officials a favour? RUNNING ORDER PART 1 – Watt does it take to move on? (01.00) PART 2 – Scotland beat Israel on penalties (04.00) PART 3 - Considine’s call up and clean sheet (15.00) PART 4 – Championship preview with Euan Booth Robertson (32.30) PART 5 - Odds with Paddy Power (39.30) PART 6 – Celtic v Rangers looms large (41.00) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)  READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/20·48m 1s

Conflicting feelings

On the show this week: what's going on at Killie? Why was their match cancelled but Aberdeen's not? Will they be able to play their League Cup games? It's not all pandemic though, as we ask if Leigh Griffiths should be in the Scotland squad, praise Livingston's transfer window, and shock horror JJ is excited for an Old Firm derby! It must be 2020. Plus Anthony Joseph joins from the transfer distillery, Findlay Marks brings the noise on the Europa League, and we get ready for Israel. RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Kilmarnock’s Covid trouble (01.00) PART 2a - St Johnstone 0-2 Celtic (06.30) PART 2b - Hibs 3-2 Hamilton (12.50) PART 3a- Rangers 2-0 Ross County (19.00) PART 3b - Dundee United 1-2 Livingston (24.00) PART 3c - Aberdeen 2-1 St Mirren (29.00) PART 4a - The Transfer Distillery with Anthony Joseph (33.30) PART 4b - Odds with Paddy power (39.20) PART 4c - Europa League draw with Findlay Marks (41.00) PART 4d - Scotland’s chances v Israel (46.10) PART 4e - Lower leagues previews (50.20) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)  READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/10/20·54m 23s

David Turnbull: my wee bhoy

This week the team ask if Rangers will win the league, why teams just can't register shots on target, and whether Hamilton have a spooky spirit? Plus they speak with Stenhousemuir chairman Iain McMenemy about the state of football in the lower leagues after it was announced that fans won't be heading back to stadiums any time soon. RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Footgolf injuries (01.00) PART 1b - Rangers to win the League?? (01.30) PART 2a - Motherwell 1-5 Ranges (01.30) PART 2b - Hamilton 1-1 Dundee United (09.00) PART 3a- Ross County 0-3 Aberdeen (15.00) PART 3b - Celtic 3-0 Hibs (19.00) PART 4a - Livingston 2-0 St Johnstone (25.30) PART 4b - St Mirren 0-1 Kilmarnock (28.30) PART 5a - Odds (34.30) PART 5b - Interview with Iain McMenemy, Stenhousemuir Chairman (36.00) PART 5c - Reaction to govt announcements (48.00) PART 5d - Steve Clarke’s v good Scotland team (52.30) PART 5c - FFS (56.00) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)  READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/09/20·59m 46s

Champions League Final quality

Plus we speak with Kieran Canning about the European opposition facing the four Scottish clubs in the Europa League RUNNING ORDER  PART 1a - Hellooos (01.00) PART 2a - Hibs 2-2 Rangers (01.30) PART 2b - Aberdeen 0-3 Motherwell (11.00) PART 3a- Dundee United 2-1 St Mirren (20.00) PART 3b - Celtic 3-2 Livingston (25.00) PART 4a - St Johnstone 0-1 Ross County (31.40) PART 4b - Kilmarnock 2-1 Hamilton (39.00) PART 5a - Europa League previews with Kieran Canning (41.00) PART 5b - Odds (49.10) PART 5c - FFS (50.40) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/09/20·58m 32s

The Allan Campbell fan club

On the show this week we formally open the Allan Campbell fan club and Laura puts her neck on the line to say he's the future Scotland captain. We ask whether the St Mirren game should have been postponed. And we discuss actual fans being back at grounds - for one week only though. Plus the return of the transfer distillery, Celtic's left back problem, and Hamilton's magical reservoir. RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Hellooos (01.00) PART 2a - Aberdeen 1-0 Kilmarnock with fans and Benjy Palmer (01.30) PART 2b - Ross County 0-5 Celtic also with fans! (13.00) PART 3a- St Mirren 0-3 Hibs (18.00) PART 3b - Livingston 1-2 Hamilton (25.00) PART 4a - Motherwell 1-0 St Johnstone (31.10) PART 4b - Rangers 4-0 Dundee United (39.00) PART 5a - Odds (47.00) PART 5b - Transfer Distillery with Anthony Joseph (49.00) PART 5c - FFS (56.30) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/09/20·1h 1m

An anxiety test

In this week's show we answer the following questions: Why we don’t like the 3-5-2 system? Was there any need to get rid of Strachan? And why are we complaining about getting the results? Laura is on hand to provide positivity, whilst JJ takes us through the reasoning why we shouldn't be so there's something for everyone. Plus a look ahead to the Premiership's return and fans' return at Dingwall and Pittodrie, and as ever there's some prime Fantasy Football tips RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - Are Scotland a good team? (01.00) PART 2 -Scotland 1-1 Israel and Czechia 1-2 Scotland Reviews (03.30) PART 3- Premiership returns (27.30) PART 4 - Odds (38.45) PART 5 - FFS (39.30) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/09/20·42m 36s

What's the story Rory McCrorie?

After Celtic's mixed bag of a week we speak with The Athletic's Kieran Devlin to find out what exactly is going on in Neil Lennon's camp and who may no longer find themselves a part of it come the end of the transfer window. The team react to all the fixtures from the weekend and we look ahead to Scotland's matches against Israel and the Czech Republic with their biggest fan, Laura Brannan RUNNING ORDER  PART 1a - Europa League draw (01.00) PART 2a -Celtic 3-0 Motherwell (03.30) PART 2b - Celtic baffle again with Kieran Devlin (05.30) PART 2c - Killie 4-0 Dundee United - Move over Messi Mckenzie is in the house (13.30) PART 3a- Hibs 0-1 Aberdeen (19.30) PART 3b - Livingston 1-0 Ross County (25.00) PART 4a - Hamilton 0-2 Rangers (29.10) PART 4b - St Johnstone 1-0 St Mirren (33.30) PART 5a - Steve Clarke’s very good Scotland squad with Laura Brannan (37.40) PART 5b - Odds (45.50) PART 5c - FFS (55.00) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/08/20·53m 3s

We’re spending too much time thinking about toilets

This week it's the first full gameweek of fixtures since the start of the season and Rangers remain on top form, the Hamilton youth thrive, and Aberdeen are back among the goals.  Plus we predict Steve Clarke's very good Scotland side - will captain Andy Robertson be included, someone thinks not... And we ask the Ops Manager at Easter Road about how they're going to get fans back in, and get stuck talking about toilets for longer than you might expect RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - where have all the goals gone? (01.00) PART 2a -Rangers 2-0 Killie (04.30) PART 2b - Motherwell 0-1 Hamilton (09.30) PART 3a- St Mirren 1-1 Ross County - melting defenders and Tait on toast (18.20) PART 3b - Dundee United  0-1  Celtic (22.10) PART 4a - Aberdeen 2-1 Livingston (27.40) PART 4b - St Johnstone 0-1 Hibs (33.00) PART 5a - Steve Clarke’s very good Scotland squad (38.40) PART 5b - Odds (45.50) PART 5c - Going to the loo at Easter Road with Colin Miller (47.30) PART 5d - FFS (55.00) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/08/20·57m 53s

A period of instability

The team analyse all the weekend's football results, speak with Sky Sports News' Anthony Joseph about the rumour distillery, and Heather Dewar gives us the lowdown on Glasgow City as they aim to make history in the Champions League this Friday Oh and this was possibly the best day of JJ's life as he gained a new follower on Twitter, and it was the big one... RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Hearts or Hull  (01.00) PART 1b - Ross County 1-2 Dundee United (02.30) PART 1c - Hibs 0-0 Motherwell (07.00) PART 2a - Kilmarnock 1-2 St Johnstone (11.30) PART 2b - Livingston 0-0 Rangers - Chris Kamara or Glen Kamara (14.30) PART 2c -  Who’s going to replace Dykes? (17.30) PART 2d - Hamilton 0-1 St Mirren (21.10) PART 2e - JJ gets a follower from his favourite player (24.40) PART 3a - FFS wild  (26.20) PART 3b - The Rumour Distillery with Sky Sports News' Anthony Joseph (30.30) PART 3c - Odds with Paddy Power (37.30) PART 4 - Glasgow City in European action with women's football journalist Heather Dewar (39.00) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/08/20·46m 5s

3: Tapping a balloon with a spoon

Kevin Nisbet opens his Hibs account with a hat-trick at Livingston to send them top of the table. Are they the frontrunners for 3rd place? Celtic slip up against Kilmarnock at Rugby Park while Rangers and (yes) Ross County maintain their 100% records. Laura Brannan joins us to discuss her hometown club of East Kilbride who are signing all the players in a bid to reach the SPFL for the first time.   Plus Conservative leader Douglas Ross running the line and Lanarkshire roundabouts.     RUNNING ORDER PART 1 – Livingston 1-4 Hibs with Gavin Wilson from the Hibs Talk podcast (02.30) PART 2a - Aberdeen in quarantine (10.30) PART 2b – Kilmarnock 1-1 Celtic (16.00) PART 2c – Rangers 3-0 St Mirren (21.00) PART 3a – Motherwell 0-1 Dundee United (26.00) PART 3b – Hamilton 0-1 Ross County (30.20) PART 4a - FFS and fixtures (32.50) PART 4b – Lee Price on Paddy Power’s Missing People campaign (40.30) PART 5 – East Kilbride’s spending spree with Laura Brannan (44.10) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/08/20·53m 37s

2: A welcome return to Scottish football

Joining the team this week is journalist Benjy Palmer to tell us what it's like at an empty Dingwall and Tannadice and we speak with Copa 90's Fin Marks about the lack of title sponsorship for the Scottish Premiership. Plus find out which player makes JJ think of Toy Story, and which other player he thinks is classy AF. RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Ding dong Dingwall with Benjy Palmer (01.30) PART 1b - Bournemouth or Rangers which is the bigger club? (07.30) PART 1c - Dundee United 1-1 St Johnstone (09.10) PART 2a - Aberdeen 0-1 Rangers  (13.30) PART 2b - Hibs 2-1 Killie  (24.30) PART 3a - Celtic 5-1 Hamilton (27.30) PART 3b - St Mirren 1-0 Livingston (31.50) PART 4a - FFS and fixtures  (33.20) PART 4b - Listener questions (42.00) PART 4c - Odds (42.00) PART 5a - SPFL branding with Findlay Marks (44.00) PART 5b - Club media (52.00) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/08/20·57m 51s

1: The Big 2020/21 Scottish Premiership Preview Show

Joining the show this week we hear from Dundee United's new boss Micky Mellon about his switch to his homelands, the differences between English and Scottish football, and about the joys he's already found in training. Plus Kieran Canning brings the lowdown on Hearts, we get into FFS - that's Fantasy Football Scotland, and preview the first round of fixtures. RUNNING ORDER Part 1 - Old Firm - can anything stop 10 in a row? (02.15) Part 2a - Newbies - how will Dundee United fare? (07.44) Part 2b - Micky Mellon interview (10.50) Part 2c - St Johnstone and their new boss Callum Davidson (19.20) Part 3 - Best of the rest - Aberdeen and Motherwell (23.00) Part 4a - Relegation strugglers - Hamilton, St Mirren, and Ross County (29.20) Part 4b - Middling crew - Livi, Hibs, and Killie (39.00) Part 5a - FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - tips and tricks (43.10) Part 5b - Fixtures (47.00) Part 6a - Odds with Paddy Power (50.00) Part 6b - Hearts update with Kieran Canning (51.00) Part 7 - Final thoughts (57.20) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: We’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get your FFS - Fantasy Football Scotland - team sorted here (https://www.fantasyfootballscotland.com/)     READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: Check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . And get yourself some Athletic action here (https://www.theathletic.com/leagueshow) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/07/20·58m 53s

39: Emergency "The Premiership has ended" Pod

Join Andrew and JJ as they discuss all the fallout from the SPFL declaring time up on the Premiership thereby crowning Celtic Champions, and relegating Hearts too. Hear from Motherwell defender Liam Donnelly on getting into Europe, how he found out about the League ending, and about keeping fit in lockdown. Plus we speak with Amoruso Let's It Run about Hearts and the fan reaction to their relegation. RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - Early thoughts on the season being called (01.00) PART 2a - Celtic’s Mr Celtic (02.00) PART 2b - Rangers top the statement league (07.20) PART 3a - Hearts chat with Amoruso Let’s It Run - Will Ann Budge? (14.00) PART 3b - Motherwell with Liam Donnelly (28.30) PART 4 - St Johnstone and Aberdeen (36.40) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/05/20·44m 49s

38: Big sky thinking with Gordon Strachan

RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - Who's the daddy? (01.00) PART 1b - News and views - latest headlines and which manager would win a royal rumble(02.30) PART 1c - Gordon Strachan exclusive (06.00) PART 1d - Youth training (21.00) PART 2 - The Week That Wasn’t (25.00) PART 3 - Retro fitba - The season's defining moments (29.40) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/04/20·44m 27s

37: There will be worms

RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - News and views - aftermath of Dundee's vote (02.00) PART 1b - Pat Nevin breaks down the situation (03.40) PART 1c - Making sense of what’s happening (16.00) PART 2 - The Week That Wasn’t (23.40) PART 3 - Team of the season (28.20) PART 4 - Retro Fitba - Queen of the South 4-3 Aberdeen (34.40) And we have a website (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/04/20·46m 29s

36: WhatsApp and whistleblowers

RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - News and views - SPFL vote what happened (02.00) PART 1b - BBC Scotland’s Kheredine Idessane explains where we’re at (07.20) PART 1c - Potential solutions (16.30) PART 2 - The Week That Wasn’t (21.40) PART 3 - Team of the season (25.40) PART 4 - Retro fitba - Players of their years (30.40) And we have a website - it's here (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/04/20·43m 32s

35: A hat-trick of headers

RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - News and views - season extensions, and Aberdeen say no to furlough (02.20)  PART 2 - The Week That Wasn’t (12.40)  PART 3 - Andy Etches tells us how Virtual Reality is helping players  (17.50) PART 4 - Team of the season - midfielders (27.00) PART 5 - Retro fitba - Norway and Morocco sadness in 1998 (32.30) Website, website, website (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/04/20·41m 39s

34: Heroic defeat

RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - Gardening and sextuples (01.00) PART 2a - News and views with Darryl Broadfoot (03.20)  PART 2b - Problem solving (18.40) PART 3 - Team of the season (26.00) PART 4 - Retro fitba - Brazil v Scotland (31.30) Find our website here (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/shows/totally-scottish-show-podcast/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/03/20·46m 39s

33: One player to rule them all

RUNNING ORDER PART 1 - News and views - Season restart, Hartson harps on, Dons boss tells some truths, and Hearts cut salaries PART 2 - Stenhousemuir chairman Ian McMenemy  PART 3 - Team of the season with bonus keyboard content PART 4 - Retro fitba - 1998 World Cup introduction with bonus Cher We have a website (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/shows/totally-scottish-show-podcast/) !! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/03/20·42m 47s

32: The greatest tweet of all time

RUNNING ORDER PART 1a - The situation as we know it (3.50) PART 1b - Adam Miller from Old Firm Facts (10.10) PART 2 - The team of the season (so far) (18.00) PART 3 - Peter Murphy, Annan Athletic manager (23.50) PART 4 - What to do when you're self isolating (36.20) Find our website here (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/03/20·40m 11s

31: Rangers big three games, Scotland's squad dilemmas, and club statement magic

RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Coronavirus update (01m 30s) PART 2a: Hamilton 1-0 Kilmarnock (04m 30s) PART 3a: Ross County 0-1 Rangers (13m 00s) PART 3b: Celtic 5-0 St Mirren (19m 00s) PART 4a: Hearts 1-1 Motherwell (25m 50s) PART 4b: Laura Brannan on the David Turnbull comeback story (32m 30s)  PART 5a: Aberdeen 3-1 Hibs (38m 30s) PART 5b: St Johnstone 1-0 Livingston (45m 50s) PART 6a: Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 40s) PART 6b: National team catch up (50m 00s) WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! And come see us LIVE! Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/03/20·57m 36s

30: Hearts and endeavour, Celtic's 34 not out, and a proposing elephant

RUNNING ORDER PART 1: Come see our live show! (01m 30s) PART 2a: Hearts 1-0 Rangers (03m 50s) PART 2b: Rangers analysis with The Athletic's Jordan Campbell (12m 50s) PART 3a: Hibs 5-2 ICT (21m 10s) PART 4a: St Johnstone 0-1 Celtic (26m 20s) PART 4b: St Mirren 0-2 Aberdeen (30m 10s)  PART 5a: Nations League preview (37m 50s) PART 5b: Lee Price from Paddy Power (40m 30s) PART 6a: Smaller stories catch up (42m 30s) WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! And come see us LIVE! Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/03/20·47m 10s

29: Romping Celtic, Gary Holt on Livingston, and what are Hibs?

RUNNING ORDER PART 1: A Tunnocks Caramel Wafer Challenge Cup disaster (01m 30s) PART 2a: St Johnstone 2-2 Rangers (04m 20s) PART 2b: Aberdeen 1-2 Ross County (14m 00s) PART 3a: Hibs 1-1 Livingston (20m 40s) PART 3b: Gary Holt exclusive (24m 20s) PART 4a: Celtic 3-1 Kilmarnock (34m 00s) PART 4b: Hamilton 0-0 Motherwell (39m 50s)  PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 30s) PART 6a: Scottish Cup quarter finals (44m 50s) PART 6b: Europa League and coefficients (47m 00s) WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! And come see us LIVE! Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/02/20·52m 47s

28: A Desmond during Dennis

RUNNING ORDER PART 1a: A Desmond at Tynecastle, Hearts 2-2 Hamilton (02m 50s) PART 1b: Kilmarnock 1-2 Hibs (10m 30s) PART 2a: Rangers 1-0 Livingston (18m 30s) PART 2b: Aberdeen 1-2 Celtic (27m 00s) PART 3a: Ross County 1-1 ST Johnstone (34m 40s) PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power (38m 00s) PART 5a: Scotland captain Rachel Corsie on the World Cup and Euros qualifying (40m 00s) PART 5b: Europa League previews (49m 30s) WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! And come see us LIVE! Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/02/20·54m 32s

27: Wind meters and winter breaks

As Storm Ciara worked her way down the country, the hardy Scots weren't put off and we have a full set of Scottish Cup fixtures to review. We give our thoughts on Brian Rice's call for wind meters, discuss the validity of the winter break, and speak to the Killie Trust's Barry Richmond about their upturn in form WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! And come see us LIVE! Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) PART 1: Aberdeen's goal shy 2020 (03m 20s) PART 2: Scottish Cup reviews including ICT, Hearts, and St Johnstone (10m 30s) PART 3a: Kilmarnock v Rangers preview with Barry Richmond (23m 30s) PART 3b: Hamilton v Aberdeen preview (35m 40s) PART 3c: Celtic v Hearts preview (42m 00s) PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power (45m 30s) PART 5: The rest of the previews (47m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/02/20·55m 58s

26: Misquoted Morelos and Fortress Livi

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Spanish-speaker Kieran Canning finally reconvene for a delayed pod in which we tackle THAT Morelos interview, the thriller between Saints and Hearts and Killie finally winning at football. Plus we’re joined by BSC Glasgow coach Stephen Swift ahead of their huge Scottish Cup clash with Hibs. For whom Christian Doidge actually scored a decent goal. Come and see us live Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/02/20·56m 2s

25: The birth of Stendelball

JJ Bull is in the big seat and joined by Kieran Canning and Fin Marks to discuss Hearts one over Rangers, Killie's continual losses, and Celtic's latest addition. Plus we speak with journalist Benji Palmer to ask where it's all going wrong for Derek McInnes and Aberdeen. Come and see us live Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/01/20·50m 5s

24: Leg tubes, cardinal errors, and why we can't trust Google

Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull are back with their weekly dose of Scottish fitba chat. This week with Findlay Marks in tow as they go through the Scottish Cup as Hearts, Killie, and Hamilton get confidence boosters, Leigh Griffiths scores, and they debate the point of replays. Plus a follow up on Broxburn, footless socks for BSC, and a look ahead to the midweek fixtures. Come and see us live Glasgow (https://www.glee.co.uk/performer/the-totally-scottish-football-show/) or Aberdeen (https://www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/comedy/the-totally-scottish-football-podcast/3953) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/01/20·53m 7s

23: Money has ruined everything

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14/01/20·1h 18m

22: Hugh Dallas on Family Fortunes

Celtic host Rangers on Sunday in Glasgow. Is this a must-not lose for Steven Gerrard? Will Morelos end his Old Firm hoodoo? Jordan Campbell from The Athletic has answers. There’s the Lanarkshire derby as well! Motherwell’s Jake Carroll tells us about a phenomenal year at Fir Park. He may be home for Christmas but that doesn’t stop us calling JJ Bull to discuss the horrendous start for Hearts manager Daniel Stendel. Up next – Aberdeen. And the great Oldfirmfacts joins us to review Scottish football in 2019, including when Celtic got sassy and Danny Lennon got sexy. WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Celtic v Rangers preview with Jordan Campbell from The Athletic (01m 00s) • PART 2: Hearts v Aberdeen preview and Scottish injuries with JJ Bull (08m 00s) • PART 3: Motherwell’s Jake Carroll joins us to look ahead to Hamilton (21m 30s) • PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power – the next Killie boss? (25m 30s) • PART 5: Oldfirmfacts reviews 2019 in Scottish football (28m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/12/19·39m 36s

21: No panettone for Alessio

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning are joined by former Aberdeen goalkeeper David Preece to pore over a big Premiership weekend and another managerial change. Angelo Alessio leaves Kilmarnock after just 22 games in charge. Was taking over from Steve Clarke the impossible job? And where next for Killie? They’re not the only club looking for a new manager – Fort William need a gaffer too! Brora Rangers boss Steven Mackay joins us to talk about his Highland League leaders. Rangers and Celtic both got favourable Europa League draws. Steven Gerrard’s side travel to Hibs without the suspended Alfredo Morelos. Was the Colombian harshly treated at Motherwell? Elsewhere the bottom two face off with Stendel stuck in the mud at Hearts. And unfortunately David can sympathise with the sickly Ross County players right now. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Star Wars stories (01m 00s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock sack Angelo Alessio, with Barry Richmond from the Killie Trust (02m 00s) • PART 3: Hibs v Rangers preview (14m 00s) • PART 4: Celtic v Aberdeen preview (23m 00s) • PART 5: Hamilton v Hearts preview (35m 00s) • PART 6: Lee Price from Paddy Power – the next Killie boss? (43m 30s) • PART 7: Brora Rangers boss Steven Mackay joins us (45m 20s) • PART 8: St Johnstone v St Mirren & Livingston v Ross County previews (51m 10s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/12/19·59m 53s

20: David Turnbull’s anti-gravity treadmill

Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull welcome back Laura Brannan, now on the Fir Park media team, who sets the boys right on Motherwell and more. After Rangers were robbed in the Betfred Cup Final, they managed to squeeze into the last 32 of the Europa League as they too will be playing European football after Christmas. Hearts could be bottom of the table on Saturday but they have a new manager in Daniel Stendel. Rafa Honigstein gives us the lowdown on the former Hannover and Barnsley boss. 5 points separate the top 4 in League One. East Fife’s Danny Denholm has seen all the contenders up close and personal. Plus there’s Hamilton’s amazing interceptors, Scott McKenna’s drop in form, Celtic’s striker dilemma and Andy Robertson’s insufficient appreciation of Die Hard. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Russian bans and Robbo on Die Hard (01m 00s) • PART 2: Rangers 1-1 Young Boys + Motherwell preview (07m 00s) • PART 3: Hearts v St Johnstone preview with Rafa Honigstein (19m 00s) • PART 4: Celtic v Hibs preview (29m 00s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – the quadruple treble? (37m 00s) • PART 6: East Fife’s Danny Denholm on the League One title race (39m 00s) • PART 7: St Mirren v Livingston, Aberdeen v Hamilton & Ross County v Kilmarnock previews (43m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/12/19·56m 16s

19: Dundee in the shadows and silverware for Stevie G?

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning look ahead to the first major showpiece of the season as the top two meet in the Betfred Cup Final.  Will Celtic channel their inner Calzaghe on Sunday and win a 10th straight domestic trophy? Or will Rangers secure a first trophy in management for Steven Gerrard? Gerrard’s men slipped up against Aberdeen under 14s. Can the Dons hang on to Sam Cosgrove amid increased interest from down south? Hearts hope to have a manager appointed before January. Daniel Stendel is the man they want. Will he be there by next week’s podcast!? Does he have a job on to save them from the drop? And Dundee have lost their last 3 Championship games. Patrick Barclay talks to us about life in Shankland’s shadow. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Football stadium dining (01m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic v Rangers preview with Barca Jim (02m 45s) • PART 3: Hibs v Aberdeen preview (15m 45s) • PART 4: Motherwell v Hearts preview (24m 00s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Morelos to make his mark? (29m 45s) • PART 6: Patrick Barclay discusses Dundee’s dismal form (32m 00s) • PART 7: Hamilton v St Mirren & Livingston v Kilmarnock previews (38m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/12/19·44m 46s

18: Dollars for the Dons and history for the Spiders

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Fin Marks take in another big week in Scottish football, with Aberdeen embracing the almighty dollar and Rangers on the verge of the knockout stages in Europe. Another Morelos masterclass in Rotterdam puts Rangers one point away from the last 32 of the Europa League. Next up, it’s managerless Hearts on Sunday. Could we soon see Daniel Stendel in the pubs of Edinburgh? Aberdeen are now under American ownership. Luis Miguel Echegaray from Sports Illustrated tells us what their strategic partnership with Atlanta United really means. Scotland’s oldest club Queen’s Park are turning professional. Superfan Keith McAllister hasn’t missed a game in 40 years. He tells us what this move means for the club. Plus football manager flatmates. And what does Jack Ross have in common with Uncle Ian? WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Scotland’s Nations League prospects (01m 00s) • PART 2: Feyenoord 2-2 Rangers, plus a look ahead to Hearts (05m 00s) • PART 3: Aberdeen’s American takeover, with Luis Miguel Echegaray from Sports Illustrated (14m 45s) • PART 4: Celtic 3-1 Rennes, plus a look ahead to Ross County (29m 30s) • PART 5: Queen’s Park go pro, with Keith McAllister (34m 30s) • PART 6: Lee Price from Paddy Power – who’s going down? (43m 00s) • PART 7: Hibs v Kilmarnock, Motherwell v St Johnstone & Livingston v Hamilton previews (44m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/11/19·58m 34s

17: The return of (Jack) Ross and the Jags jackpot

After some McGinn and tonic for Scotland, Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning look ahead to an intriguing Premiership weekend. Jack Ross takes charge of Hibs for the first time. Alfredo Morelos takes to the field for Rangers again but will the club be able to resist those January offers? Who’s stepping into the breach at Hearts? Stendel? Warnock? Ince? In the Championship, Partick Thistle are on the verge of becoming fan-owned thanks to their benevolent lottery-winning majority shareholder. Plus there’s El Buckfastico and Niall McGinn’s massive Frappuccino. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Scotland’s Nations League prospects (01m 00s) • PART 2: Partick Thistle becoming fan-owned, with Matt Greer (06m 30s) • PART 3: Hibernian v Motherwell preview (10m 00s) • PART 4: Celtic v Livingston & Hamilton v Rangers previews (16m 00s) • PART 5: St Johnstone v Aberdeen preview with Ed Hodge (22m 00s) • PART 6: Lee Price from Paddy Power – who will take charge at Hearts? (31m 45s) • PART 7: Airdrieonians update with Colin Telford from the Only The Lonely podcast (33m 20s) • PART 8: Kilmarnock v Hearts & St Mirren v Ross County previews (40m 40s)   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/11/19·52m 4s

16: The team to take Scotland to the Euros

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Anthony Joseph bring some meaning into a meaningless international break. Scotland players may be dropping out of the squad like flies. And the new kit’s gone down like a lead balloon. But we’ve picked our Scottish starting 11 that is going to take Steve Clarke and co to Euro 2020 via the Nations League. The top jobs at Hearts and Hibs are still up for grabs as we run through the mass of managers in the frame – Ross, Cotterill, Kewell, Warnock, Magath. Please Magath. Plus we’re joined by Stirling Albion manager Kevin Rutkiewicz. He’s put his guitar down in favour of keeping the Binos in League Two. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: 20 years since England 0-1 Scotland (01m 00s) • PART 2: Scotland pulling out and bringing out a new kit (03m 45s) • PART 3: Picking our Scotland XI for the Nations League play-offs (09m 00s) • PART 4: Barry Anderson from The Scotsman updates us on the vacancies at Hearts and Hibs (27m 30s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – scorers in Cyprus? (40m 30s) • PART 6: Stirling Albion manager Kevin Rutkiewicz joins us on the podcast (42m 20s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/11/19·49m 29s

15: Merciless Morelos and that Jack Ross reputation

Andrew Slaven, Kieran Canning and Fin Marks bring you the latest from officially the 5th best league in Europe. Celtic make history, winning in Italy for the first time, beating Lazio and qualifying for the knock-out stage of the Europa League with two games to spare. Rangers aren’t there yet, but it’s another fine result for Steven Gerrard in Europe as they see off Porto thanks to the magnificent Morelos. It’s not so magnificent in the capital as Hibs join Hearts in sacking their manager. Why is Jack Ross the outstanding candidate? And it’s not all doom and gloom as we check in on League Two promotion hopefuls Edinburgh City. Plus there’s the Killie injury crisis and Tony Watt on taxes. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Tony Watt on taxes (01m 00s) • PART 2: Lazio 1-2 Celtic + Motherwell preview (03m 00s) • PART 3: Hibernian sack Heckingbottom, with Anthony Brown from the Edinburgh Evening News (14m 00s) • PART 4: Rangers 2-0 Porto + Livingston preview (25m 00s) • PART 5: Hearts v St Mirren preview (32m 00s) • PART 6: Lee Price from Paddy Power – new managers? (38m 00s) • PART 7: The latest from Edinburgh City with Boab Fallon from the Citizen’s Supporters Trust (39m 00s) • PART 8: Ross County v Aberdeen and Kilmarnock v Hamilton previews (43m 45s)   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/11/19·51m 38s

14: When the Levein breaks

It was supposed to be the safest job in world football. But Craig Levein is no longer the Hearts manager as the club legend moves back upstairs until the end of the season Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Fin Marks pore over the decision to ditch the manager just days before a League Cup semi-final with Rangers. And should it be Ross or Robinson who takes over at Tynecastle? The other semi-final is also Edinburgh v Glasgow. Hibs, struggling just as badly as their neighbours, up against Celtic, who are going for the less catchy quadruple treble. In the Championship, it’s 3rd versus 1st as Inverness Caledonian Thistle take on Lawrence Shankland, or Dundee United as they’re also known. Although it’s unlikely Shankland will be taking on United’s massive debt. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Happy Halloween (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Hearts sack Craig Levein, with Stefan Bienkowski from BBC Sport (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Amoruso Lets It Run reacts to Levein’s dismissal (10m 00s) • PART 2c: Rangers – crunch time for Stevie G? (15m 45s) • PART 3: Hibs v Celtic preview (23m 00s) • PART 4: Aberdeen v Kilmarnock preview (31m 00s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – how many will Shankland score? (37m 30s) • PART 6: Inverness v Dundee Utd preview with Jamie Durent (39m 00s) • PART 7: Motherwell v Livingston and Ross County v Hamilton previews (46m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/11/19·53m 56s

13: Flying Fraser Forster and Cosgrove the complete forward

It’s ludicrously tight at the top of the Premiership. Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning feast on the weekend’s forthcoming action. But first, a great night for Scottish clubs in Europe as Rangers fight back in Porto and Celtic see off Lazio in the last minute. Up next for the champions, Sam Cosgrove and his 15 goals in 15 starts. Scott Booth joins us to discuss Glasgow City raising the bar in the women’s game again with their 13thsuccessive title. It feels like make or break for Hibs and Heckingbottom as they host Ross County. We make our way to Montrose, a club that spent 23 years in the 4th tier and are loving life in League One. Plus McKenzie’s off to the Caribbean, the Obika song and overhead kicks winning the moral battle of the game WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Mark Kerr, Championship Manager (01m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 2-1 Lazio & Aberdeen v Celtic preview (03m 00s) • PART 3: Porto 1-1 Rangers & Rangers v Motherwell preview (13m 00s) • PART 4a: Livingston v Hearts preview (22m 30s) • PART 4b: Hibs v Ross County preview with Gav Wilson from the Hibs Talk podcast (27m 00s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Saints doomed? (33m 30s) • PART 6: Glasgow City manager Scott Booth on their 13th title in a row (35m 30s) • PART 7: Montrose supporters club chairman Graham Christieson on the Gable Endies (41m 30s) • PART 8: St Johnstone v Hamilton and Kilmarnock v St Mirren previews (46m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/10/19·57m 11s

12: Jittery Jullien and Killie catenaccio

JJ Bull, Kieran Canning and Fin Marks rejoice at the end of the international break and the return of the Premiership. Rangers look to stay top of the table as they travel to Hearts, while the bottom two face off in Paisley. With Hibs entering a crucial period of the season, could defeat at Hamilton signal the end for Heckingbottom? Aberdeen are at Motherwell but could McKenna be on the move? And with Celtic’s Christopher Jullien tweeting about his nervous display at Livingston, is that a red rag to the bullish Premiership centre-forwards? Plus we’re joined by the top scorer in League Two, Elgin striker Shane Sutherland. And why has Snodgrass called it a day for Scotland? WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Snodgrass retires, Glasgow City rejoice (02m 00s) • PART 2: Hearts v Rangers preview with Jordan Campbell from The Athletic (06m 45s) • PART 3: St Mirren v St Johnstone preview with Graeme Macpherson (18m 30s) • PART 4: Hamilton v Hibs preview (26m 30s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Clean sheets in Paisley and Kilmarnock? (31m 25s) • PART 6: Elgin City striker Shane Sutherland joins us on the podcast (33m 00s) • PART 7: Motherwell v Aberdeen, Celtic v Ross County and Kilmarnock v Livingston previews (38m 20s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/10/19·54m 39s

11: Mauling in Moscow: Scotland stuck in a rut

Andrew Slaven, Fin Marks and Anthony Joseph run the rule over the rout in Russia as Steve Clarke’s side lose 4-0. Scotland are still searching for a plan. And they’ve lost four in a row for the first time since Berti Vogts was in charge. But Berti wasn’t as bad as you think. But there’s other stuff to talk about too! Jack Ross is back on the market and Rangers are top of the table. But has Sheyi Ojo ever set foot in a curry house? Connah’s Quay manager – and Killie slayer – Andy Morrison speaks to us as they look to shock Scottish football again in the Challenge Cup. And Rachael Boyle from Hibs Ladies joins us to preview their Scottish Cup semi-final with Motherwell. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Some personal news & Scotland’s rugby woes (01m 0 0s) • PART 2: Russia 4-0 Scotland (03m 30s) • PART 3: Rangers go top of the table and Jack Ross is back on the market (20m 00s) • PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Livi for the top 6? (30m 45s) • PART 5: Connah’s Quay manager Andy Morrison looks ahead to their Challenge Cup game at Partick Thistle (33m 00s) • PART 6: Hibs Ladies midfielder Rachael Boyle on their Scottish Cup semi-final with Motherwell (40m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/10/19·48m 7s

10: The Derek Dons dilemma and Shank for Scotland

Aberdeen were hammered at Ibrox and some are asking if Derek McInnes has taken the Dons as far as he can. Is it time for a fresh pair of eyes at Pittodrie? It’s a mixed bag for clubs in Europe as Rangers suffer last-minute defeat while Celtic exact revenge on Cluj. Speaking of Scotland, is Championship striker Lawrence Shankland the answer to a nation’s problems? Motherwell are in the top 3. Steelmen stopper Mark Gillespie joins us to talk about whether or not they can stay there. And we check in at League One leaders Raith Rovers – a club that can actually give Bayern Munich a game. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Shankland called up by Scotland (02m 20s) • PART 2: Aberdeen v Hibs & Hearts v Kilmarnock previews (07m 40s) • PART 3: Celtic 2-0 Cluj and a look ahead to Livingston (23m 00s) • PART 4: Young Boys 2-1 Rangers, as they get ready to host Hamilton (28m 45s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Shank on the scoresheet? (34m 00s) • PART 6: Resurgent Raith Rovers with Matt Elder (36m 00s) • PART 7: Motherwell goalkeeper Mark Gillespie joins us ahead of their match with St Mirren (41m 30s) • PART 8: Ross County v St Johnstone preview and Inverness face financial problems (49m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/10/19·58m 4s

9: Hickey, Hecky and the Blue Brazil

Andrew Slaven, Harry Slavin and JJ Bull give us the rundown on a big weekend in the Premiership. Rangers face Aberdeen in a fixture that produced six red cards last season. Why has this rivalry become so fierce? Hearts are on the up after derby delight and progression on penalties. How long can they hang on to 17-year-old Aaron Hickey? Can St Johnstone claim their first victory of the season? And how will Odsonne Edouard celebrate if he scores at Easter Road? We speak to Cowdenbeath director Tom Ewing about a club on the up after several years of struggle. Plus there’s wedding bells at Dingwall, bad cop Ian McCall and why they’re taking out the trash at Queen of the South. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Rangers v Aberdeen preview with Ben Palmer from The Times (03m 10s) • PART 2: Hibs v Celtic preview (13m 15s) • PART 3: St Mirren v Hearts preview (20m 30s) • PART 4: Cowdenbeath director Tom Ewing joins us as McCall joins Partick Thistle (27m 35s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Rangers reds? (37m 15s) • PART 6: Kilmarnock v Ross County preview with Kenny MacLennan (38m 45s) • PART 7: St Johnstone v Motherwell and Hamilton v Livingston previews (47m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/09/19·53m 10s

8: Remembering Ricksen + Stenny in Norway

It’s been a sombre week in Scottish football but Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Fin Marks are here to bring you back up. Celtic and Rangers enjoy success in Europe but Ibrox loses a legendary captain in Fernando Ricksen. David Edgar from the Heart and Hand podcast joins us to pay tribute. It’s high stakes between Hibs and Hearts as we preview the Edinburgh derby on Sunday. And with Stenhousemuir dispensing of their manager, we check in on the Norwegian branch of the supporter’s club. As you do. Plus Motherwell abandon fridge-freezer hoof-ball, Kenny Miller: Manager Slayer and the Slaven family motto.     WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Hibs v Hearts preview with Anthony Brown from the Edinburgh Evening News (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Remembering Fernando Ricksen with David Edgar from the Heart and Hand podcast (10m 00s) • PART 2b: Rangers win in the Europa League + St Johnstone preview (16m 00s) • PART 3: Rennes 1-1 Celtic & Kilmarnock preview (21m 00s) • PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power – Motherwell for the top 3? (29m 00s) • PART 5: Stenhousemuir Norway supporter’s club chair Georg Mathisen + Caldwell is curtains at Firhill (31m 20s) • PART 6: Motherwell v Ross County, Livingston v Aberdeen and St Mirren v Hamilton previews (38m 50s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/09/19·51m 10s

7: Scott Wright’s fajitas & Scott Allan’s feature film

After some Scotland soul-searching, Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning crack on and preview the return of the Premiership. It’s a huge weekend for Hibs and Hearts, while Stevie May’s St Johnstone look to lift themselves off the bottom with a win at Pittodrie. Former Celtic star Mark Wilson joins us – he’s taking up the reins at Brechin City as they look to avoid a third successive relegation. Plus there’s tales of Fort William, Feyenoord lighters and Andrew’s brush with Mugabe. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! • PART 1: Some Scotland soul-searching (01m 10s) • PART 2: Hearts v Motherwell & Kilmarnock v Hibs previews (10m 55s) • PART 3: Aberdeen v St Johnstone preview with Ed Hodge, author of Our Day In May (22m 10s) • PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power – a bad weekend for Livi and Levein? (30m 00s) • PART 5: Interview with Brechin City manager Mark Wilson (31m 35s) • PART 6: Ross County v St Mirren, Hamilton v Celtic and Rangers v Livingston previews (39m 40s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/09/19·51m 25s

6: Kent, Kelty and Kirk blasting off

It’s the international break but a ‘break’ is never relaxing when you’re a Scotland fan like Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Anthony Joseph. Steve Clarke’s men host Russia and Belgium in quick succession. Sasha Goryunov tells us why the Russians aren’t exactly sweating the Scots. Rangers coughed up for Ryan Kent on deadline day while Kirk Broadfoot left Kilmarnock with a parting critique of Angelo Alessio. Craig Telfer, aka Tell Him He’s Pele, joins Andrew for a well-informed preview of Kelty Hearts v Solihull Moors in the Challenge Cup.   Plus there’s surprise guests, biscuits and the concept of tactical periodisation. WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !  • PART 1: Scotland v Russia preview with Sasha Goryunov (03m 00s) • PART 2: Deadline day in Scotland as Broadfoot lifts the lid at Killie (18m 00s) • PART 3: Kelty Hearts v Solihull Moors preview with Craig Telfer aka Tell Him He’s Pele (29m 30s) • PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power – any hope for Scotland? (36m 00s) • PART 5: Europa League draw, Edinburgh clubs struggling…and the latest from Motherwell with Laura Brannan (37m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/09/19·51m 54s

5: The Hibee diddies and a delicious derby weekend

Ahead of a huge weekend, especially in Dundee and Glasgow, Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning are back on the Totally Scottish Football Show. Rangers silence the Legia fans (including Artur Boruc) and join Celtic in the Europa League group stages. The two meet on Sunday. Who has the upper hand? And should Gerrard pick matchwinner Morelos? After one year in charge, we hail Holt as Livi continue to defy the odds. Former Hibs striker Tam McManus analyses the headaches for Heckingbottom at Easter Road. Elsewhere, have St Johnstone signed the old Stevie May? And should Scotland pick 11 midfielders next weekend? WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !  • PART 1: Liam Henderson’s Scotland chances (01m 00s) • PART 2: Rangers v Celtic preview and Europa League reaction (05m 00s) • PART 3: Motherwell v Hibs preview with Tam McManus (15m 00s) • PART 4: Aberdeen v Ross County preview (25m 30s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – derby delight? (30m 45s) • PART 6: Dundee derby preview with the BBC’s Richard Winton (32m 20s) • PART 7: Livingston v St Mirren preview with Calum Brown from the Talk Livi podcast (35m 30s) • PART 8a: St Johnstone v Kilmarnock & Hearts v Hamilton preview (42m 30s) • PART 8b: More Scotland squad reaction (55m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/08/19·58m 52s

4: When life gives you Lennons

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Fin Marks quash any suggestion that Scottish football has an equal. Rangers and Celtic enjoy a good week in the Europa League but Neil Lennon went full Phil Brown against Dunfermline. His namesake and manager of Clyde Danny Lennon dusted off his boots aged 50. Shelley Kerr is in the eye of a Scotland storm around debriefs and home truths following the World Cup. Falkirk are on fire in League One – we hear why they have their sights set on the Premiership.  Kilmarnock host Aberdeen looking to gain a foothold under Alessio. Plus are we watching Kevin Keegan’s Hibs?     WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !  • PART 1: Shelley Kerr’s home truths (01m 00s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock v Aberdeen preview with Barry Richmond from Killie FC.com (05m 00s) • PART 3a: Europa League reports for Celtic & Rangers (15m 00s) • PART 3b: Celtic v Hearts & St Mirren v Rangers previews (18m 10s) • PART 4a: Falkirk flying with Craig Turnbull from the Falkirk Herald (29m 00s) • PART 4b: Danny Lennon plays aged 50 as Brechin banish their boss (34m 10s) • PART 5: Lee Price from Paddy Power – penalties and goals galore? (37m 15s) • PART 6: Hamilton v Motherwell, Hibs v St Johnstone and Ross County v Livingston previews (38m 40s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/08/19·47m 25s

3: Furry Fifers, healing Hearts and the cursed coefficient

Not a good week for Scottish clubs in Europe but Andrew Slaven, Kieran Canning and Fin Marks have a weekend of League Cup action to look forward to. The panel give a measured analysis of Celtic’s elimination from the Champions League while JJ Bull gives an on-the-whistle reaction to Aberdeen’s Europa League exit. Can East Fife upset Stevie G on Sunday? Winger and fellow podcaster Danny Denholm gives us the inside track. Forfar manager Jim Weir discusses his team’s strengths ahead of their last 16 clash with Livingston. Can the cup cure the ills of Kilmarnock and Hearts fans? And why does Dumfries suffer from a swarm of seagulls? WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !    • PART 1: Seagulls in Dumfries (01m 30s) • PART 2: Celtic eliminated from the Champions League (04m 10s) • PART 3: East Fife v Rangers preview with Danny Denholm (11m 00s) • PART 4: Motherwell v Hearts preview with Amoruso Lets It Run (18m 00s) • PART 5a: JJ Bull on Aberdeen’s Europa League elimination (28m 00s) • PART 5b: Dundee v Aberdeen preview (30m 20s) • PART 6: Lee Price from Paddy Power – an outside bet for the trophy? (33m 10s) • PART 7: Forfar v Livingston preview with Forfar manager Jim Weir (35m 00s) • PART 8: Hibs v Greenock Morton, Kilmarnock v Hamilton & Partick Thistle v Ross County previews (40m 15s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/08/19·50m 50s

2: Tierney, Tansey and the transformation of Cosgrove

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning preview a big weekend in Scotland, on and off the pitch. James McNicholas aka Gunnerblog joins us to discuss Kieran Tierney becoming the most expensive Scottish player ever. Aberdeen’s Scott McKenna has itchy feet as well as he hands in a transfer request at Pittodrie. Former Don Greg Tansey left St Mirren this week and he’s on the podcast to lift the lid on his injury nightmare. Cove Rangers enjoyed their start to life in the SPFL – 49-goal striker Mitch Megginson discusses their 5-0 victory on opening day. It’s all kicking off at Partick Thistle – we hear from Jags fans in Scotland…and Iceland. Plus there’s incompetent kick-offs and why Ronaldinho might be the answer to St Mirren’s problems. • PART 1: The state of Scottish cricket (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Kieran Tierney leaves Celtic, with Gunnerblog (03m 00s) • PART 2b: Motherwell v Celtic & Rangers v Hibs previews (06m 30s) • PART 3a: Greg Tansey interview (18m 00s) • PART 3b: St Mirren v Aberdeen preview (25m 10s) • PART 4: Lee Price from Paddy Power gives us the odds – Brechin & Saints set to struggle? (32m 50s) • PART 5: Cove striker Mitch Megginson joins us (35m 00s) • PART 6: Hearts v Ross County previews (38m 45s) • PART 7: Panic at Partick Thistle with Matt Greer (44m 20s) • PART 8: Hamilton v Kilmarnock & St Johnstone v Livingston previews (51m 55s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/08/19·59m 29s

1: Premiership preview 2019/20!

About 5 minutes after the end of last season, Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Fin Marks are back to preview the league that boasts Seedorf, Fjortoft and Djorkaeff. Can Celtic complete the less catchy quadruple treble? Or will Hamilton prove that the world actually ended in 2016? Killie’s new manager has already endured the worst possible start – James Horncastle gives us the down low on Alessio. Hibernian’s financial worries are behind them – will they hit new heights under Heckingbottom? There are 10 new faces at Motherwell so our dear friend Laura Brannan returns to tell us about the feeling at Fir Park. Plus we’re looking forward to watching Doidge, McKay and Livingston’s Pepe. • PART 1: Scott McTominay – Pro Evo cover star (02m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic + Rangers preview (03m 30s) • PART 3: Kilmarnock preview with James Horncastle (12m 30s) • PART 4: Aberdeen preview (18m 30s) • PART 5: Hibs + Hearts preview with Anthony Brown from the Edinburgh Evening News (22m 30s) • PART 6: Lee Price from Paddy Power gives us the odds – Doidge and a Dundee double? (30m 00s) • PART 7: St Johnstone + Motherwell preview with Laura Brannan (33m 00s) • PART 8: Livingston, Hamilton, St Mirren & Ross County previews (41m 30s) • PART 9: A look at the weekend’s Premiership fixtures (53m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/08/19·59m 49s

40: Coconut on pitch – the Totally Scottish season finale

JJ Bull, Anthony Joseph and Fin Marks bring you the last episode of the Totally Scottish Football show this season. Celtic complete the treble treble with a Scottish Cup final win over Hearts and offer Neil Lennon the manager’s job immediately after the game. Sensible or sentimental? And from the Hearts perspective, on the plus side (and the down side), it looks like Scotland has produced another good left-back. The relegation/promotion play-off sees Dundee United contribute to perhaps the worst penalty shootout in Scottish football history. St Mirren survive as Pie & Bovril tells us about a nerve-shredding afternoon. Oldfirmfacts joins us to take a look back at the season that was in Scotland and what he’d like to see change next season. And with the Women’s World Cup just days away, Hibs vice-captain Rachael Small gives us the inside track on the Scotland squad making history in France. Plus there’s Levein the Tynecastle Transformer and Stewart and Thompson’s Knightmare. • PART 1: John McGinn and the value of Scottish players (01m 30s) • PART 2: Celtic 2-1 Hearts – the treble treble (05m 00s) • PART 3: St Mirren stay up in the play-off, with Pie & Bovril (15m 45s) • PART 4: Scotland Women’s World Cup preview with Rachael Small of Hibs (28m 00s) • PART 5: A look back at the season in Scotland with Oldfirmfacts (34m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/05/19·45m 23s

39: The Totally Scottish team of the season!

Steve Clarke is the new manager of Scotland. Reasons for Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning to be cheerful. Clarke’s last act as Kilmarnock boss is to lead them into the top 3 for the first time since 1966\. Time for Europe’s finest to sample some Killie pie. There’s no getting rid of Hamilton who survive, while St Mirren face a dreaded date with Dundee United in the relegation/promotion play-off. And with the Premiership season done and dusted, the panel pick their Totally Scottish team of the season! That’s a team based on who’s good at football, not who’s good at being Scottish…. Plus Ziggy Gordon’s 3 year stag do and why we need John Anderson refereeing in Scotland. • PART 1: John Robertson, Jon Flanagan and refereeing rage (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Kilmarnock qualify for Europe, with Barry Richmond from the Killie Trust (05m 30s) • PART 2b: Steve Clarke is the new Scotland manager (13m 00s) • PART 3: Aberdeen miss out on the top 3 (16m 00s) • PART 4: Hamilton survive as St Mirren get set for the play-off (21m 00s) • PART 5: SPFL play-off round-up (29m 45s) • PART 6: The Totally Scottish Premiership team of the season (33m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/05/19·56m 30s

38: Cove, Congerton and Clarke’s last hurrah?

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning review the penultimate weekend of Premiership action.   St Mirren’s surge for survival will go to the last day after they beat 10-man Hamilton in Paisley. Rangers see off Celtic in the last derby, despite Flanagan’s elbow on Brown. Are Steven Gerrard’s team better without Morelos? And will Rafa Benitez be the man in the opposition dug-out at Ibrox next season? Alex Bruce melts away as Kilmarnock beat Hibs 1-0\. Will Sunday’s meeting with Rangers be the last match in charge for Steve Clarke? It’s definitely time to say goodbye to Shinnie at Aberdeen and McIntyre at Dundee. Plus we talk to Cove Rangers co-manager Graeme Mathieson, whose colleague John Sheran suffered a heart attack last month. Yet Cove have one foot in the SPFL for the first time in their history. • PART 1: Rangers 2-0 Celtic with David Edgar from the Heart & hand podcast (03m 00s) • PART 2: St Mirren 2-0 Hamilton (15m 00s) • PART 3: Kilmarnock 1-0 Hibs with Barry Richmond from the Killie Trust (20m 15s) • PART 4: SPFL play-offs update & an interview with Cove Rangers co-manager Graeme Mathieson (29m 20s) • PART 5: Aberdeen 2-1 Hearts, St Johnstone 2-0 Motherwell & Livingston 0-1 Dundee (38m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/05/19·50m 20s

37: Dundee down, Celtic crowned & more McGregor madness

Huge weekend of talking points in the Premiership and beyond. Andrew Slaven is joined by JJ Bull from the Telegraph and Fin Marks from COPA90 on the Totally Scottish Football Show. Celtic win the title at Pittodrie despite the presence of the McKenna GTA lorry. Has Neil Lennon done enough to secure the manager’s job next season? Rangers make it 5 wins in a row against Hibs but Allan McGregor channels John Cleese and gets himself sent off. And Hearts have a cup final on the horizon. So why are the fans revolting? Dundee are down and we have a mountain of stats to explain why. And there’s plenty of love for Motherwell’s young superstar David Turnbull. It was the last day of the regular season in the SPFL and we talk to Alloa Athletic chairman Mike Mulraney about the only amateur club in the Championship surviving in the second tier. Plus Zander Clark is like a cat in goal for St Johnstone. But not in a good way. • PART 1: Mourinho to Celtic? (01m 30s) • PART 2: Celtic crowned champions at Pittodrie (03m 00s) • PART 3: Dundee relegated by Hamilton with Alan Pattullo from The Scotsman (10m 30s) • PART 4: Rangers 1-0 Hibs (19m 00s) • PART 5: SPFL update with Neil White (26m 00s) • PART 6: Interview with Alloa Athletic chairman Mike Mulraney (32m 45s) • PART 7: Hearts 0-1 Kilmarnock, Motherwell 1-1 St Mirren & St Johnstone 1-1 Livingston (36m 15s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/05/19·52m 40s

36: Ikpeazuball and the curious fury of Defoe

4-3, 3-3 and another two Tavernier penalties. Goals galore in the Premiership this weekend – let Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning talk you through it. Celtic honour the great Billy McNeill by finding a way past the Scottish Simeone. Has Neil Lennon done enough to secure the manager’s job permanently in the summer? Motherwell and Dundee take part in a bouncy castle game. David Turnbull’s a bit special. Dundee are almost down. Should there be a reshuffle in the Premiership structure? More teams or less teams? Rangers see off Aberdeen with two penalties but what was Jermain Defoe up to when he smacked Joe Lewis in the mouth? And how do we assess Steven Gerrard’s first season in management? Hibs and Hearts share the spoils in the Edinburgh derby with Hearts playing a Levein brand of football. Heckingbottom’s still unbeaten. But he is not a dentist. And we check in to Coatbridge as Albion Rovers, pointless after 11 games, complete the great escape in League Two. • PART 1: Moyes does the rounds as Fort William do a Panenka (01m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 1-0 Kilmarnock, with Barca Jim on Billy McNeill & Stevie Chalmers (03m 30s) • PART 3: Rangers 2-0 Aberdeen (13m 00s) • PART 4: Hibs 1-1 Hearts (22m 00s) • PART 5: SPFL update with Neil White (28m 15s) • PART 6: Albion Rovers survive with Neil Cameron from the Herald (31m 30s) • PART 7: Motherwell 4-3 Dundee, & Hamilton 3-3 Livingston & St Mirren 1-1 St Johnstone (38m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/04/19·52m 30s

35: McLeish out as Clarke crosses the line

Everyone’s been getting the boot, literal or figurative in Scottish football this week. Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Anthony Joseph are back once again with the Totally Scottish Football Show. Alex McLeish is sacked as Scotland manager. Stefan Bienkowski joins us to discuss where it went wrong for Big Eck. And who steps into the hotseat? Clarke? McInnes? Scotland Gemmill? Speaking of Steve Clarke, Kilmarnock lose 1-0 to Aberdeen, with three Killie players sent off in the process. Did Clarke go too far in his criticism of referee Steven McLean? Ross County are all but promoted to the Premiership while St Mirren are doing their best to ensure a trip to Dingwall next season. Elsewhere, could Heckingbottom’s Hibs sneak into Europe? Do Hearts get bored? And Hamilton owe the waiter a large tip. • PART 1: Alex McLeish sacked by Scotland (04m 00s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock 0-1 Aberdeen – Killie end with 8 men! (13m 00s) • PART 3: Livingston 1-3 St Mirren with Graeme Macpherson from the St Mirren Supporters Trust (19m 00s) • PART 4: Hearts 1-3 Rangers (25m 45s) • PART 5: SPFL update with Neil White (30m 00s) • PART 6: Ross County promoted to the Premiership (34m 30s) • PART 7: Hibs 0-0 Celtic, St Johnstone 2-0 Dundee & Hamilton 1-1 Motherwell (38m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/04/19·47m 58s

34: Crowd surfing in Arbroath & Beattie’s dad bod

After a frantic Scottish Cup semi-final weekend, Andrew Slaven, Kieran Canning & Anthony Joseph try and make sense of all the red cards, goals and disallowed goals. Celtic defeat nine-man Aberdeen 3-0 at Hampden. What next for Derek McInnes, who’s subjected to sectarian chants? What next for the Dons? JJ Bull has his say. Plus does James Forrest get enough credit in Britain? Craig Levein’s Hearts are standing in the way of the treble treble after seeing off Inverness on Saturday. Do Ikpeazu and co have what it takes to take home the trophy? And Souttar has suitors. Is it time for John to move on? Arbroath are finally champions of League One. Lichties winger and host of the Lower League Ramblings podcast Danny Denholm tells us about the night out that followed and how they plan for life in the Championship. Who will replace them in League One? Craig Turnbull from the Falkirk Herald looks at the Bairns’ fall from grace, as half the division face possible relegation. • PART 1: Celtic 3-0 Aberdeen….with JJ Bull! (03m 30s) • PART 2: Hearts 3-0 Inverness (16m 30s) • PART 3: SPFL update with Neil White (27m 40s) • PART 4: Arbroath promoted to the Championship – with Danny Denholm (31m 00s) • PART 5: Falkirk and the Championship relegation battle with Craig Turnbull from the Falkirk Herald (36m 50s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/04/19·45m 43s

33: Hope lost at Dundee as Heckingbottom hits it off with Hibs

Appearing from amidst the smoke and coconuts, its JJ Bull, Laura Brannan and Kieran Canning with the Totally Scottish Football Show. Hibs win the Edinburgh derby. Heckingbottom’s still unbeaten in the Premiership as his side may be about to finish above Hearts. Dundee aren’t on great form but Patrick Barclay is. He joins us to debate the Dee’s potential future in the Championship. The notes for our panel’s discussion of the relegation six-pointer between Hamilton and St Mirren include the terms ‘diving weasel’ and ‘crime of Panenka.’ East Kilbride may be younger than JJ’s jacket but they could be on the verge of promotion to the SPFL as we discuss Edwin Van der Sar’s favourite Scottish team and new Lowland League champions. Elsewhere Arfield steps up, Clarke has the hump and is it all set up for Aberdeen to finally beat Celtic at Hampden? • PART 1: Hearts 1-2 Hibs with Lewis ‘Statement League’ Cumming (02m 30s) • PART 2: Hamilton 1-1 St Mirren (12m 40s) • PART 3: Dundee 0-2 Aberdeen with Patrick Barclay (18m 00s) • PART 4: Motherwell 0-3 Rangers (27m 30s) • PART 5: SPFL update with Neil White (34m 00s) • PART 6: East Kilbride’s promotion hopes with Paul Thomson, sports editor at East Kilbride News (37m 30s) • PART 7: Celtic 0-0 Livingston & Kilmarnock 2-0 St Johnstone (43m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/04/19·52m 52s

32: Jurassic Brown and the race for Europe

A pivotal Premiership weekend brings Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan together once again for the Totally Scottish Football Show. Celtic take a giant step towards their 8th title in a row with victory in the derby over Rangers, as messrs Morelos, Kent and Halliday all line up for a piece of Scott Brown. But perhaps the biggest game of the weekend sees St Mirren overcome Dundee and leapfrog them in the battle to beat the drop. Matchwinner Brad Lyons joins us on the podcast. The biggest shock of the weekend is in the Championship. We check in at Scotland’s number 1 semi-pro club Alloa after they defeat league leaders Ross County. And who’s going on a European tour? The Dons thought they’d got it done but Hearts and Hibs have hauled themselves back into the mix. Plus Killie get silly as they hump Hamilton. • PART 1: Celtic 2-1 Rangers (02m 40s) • PART 2: St Mirren 2-1 Dundee with Brad Lyons (13m 00s) • PART 3: Hearts 2-1 Aberdeen (20m 00s) • PART 4: Kilmarnock 5-0 Hamilton with the Killie Hippo (26m 00s) • PART 5: SPFL update with Neil White (32m 30s) • PART 6: Alloa 1-0 Ross County with Jack Haugh from the Alloa Advertiser (36m 00s) • PART 7: Livingston 1-2 Hibs & Motherwell 3-0 St Johnstone (40m 30s) • PART 8: A look ahead to the midweek fixtures (46m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/04/19·52m 18s

31: Anguish in Astana - Scotland hit rock bottom

It’s international week which means it’s a painful podcast for Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan. Kazakhstan 3-0 Scotland in Euro 2020 qualifying. Is it the worst result and performance in Scottish football history? Who or what was to blame? Shinnie? The pitch? All the tactics? Alex McLeish’s men fare better against San Marino’s line-up of Pro Evo players but the atmosphere is toxic amongst the fans. How much longer does McLeish have and who would be the ideal replacement? At club level, Arbroath are on the verge of the title, Albion may be embarking on the great escape and Ross County scoop up silverware. And the bible’s favourite team Queen of the South turned 100 this week. But what does the modern day hold after 7 defeats on the spin? Plus it’s a happy 1st birthday for On The Ball. We chat to them about their campaign to provide free period products at football grounds, starting at Celtic and taking them to LA and Brazil. • PART 1: Kazakhstan 3-0 Scotland – rock bottom? (03m 15s) • PART 2: San Marino 0-2 Scotland + the future of McLeish (18m 45s) • PART 3: Erin Slaven from On The Ball discusses the campaign to provide free sanitary products at grounds (32m 30s) • PART 4: SPFL & Challenge Cup round-up with Neil White (38m 00s) • PART 5: Queen of the South turn 100, with Fraser Wilson of the Daily Record (41m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/03/19·51m 5s

30: Lenny time and Killie’s good dirty

Seismic scenes in Scotland as Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan piece together the jigsaw that is the Premiership. Celtic go 10 points clear after last gasp victory at Dundee. That’s because Rangers drop points again at home to a robust Kilmarnock. David Edgar from the Heart & Hand podcast tells us where Rangers, Gerrard and Morelos go from here. McNulty’s on the case for Hibs under Heckingbottom. Hamilton secure a massive 3 points in their fight against the drop as Hearts threaten to tumble out of the top 6\. But which was the more satisfying goal? Messi or McGowan? Championship leaders Ross County face Connah’s Quay Nomads in the IRN-BRU Cup Final on Saturday. Staggies co-manager Stuart Kettlewell talks to us about the winning formula in the Highlands. And the panel pick their Scotland team for the international break. But who goes in goal? Leighton or Lewis? • PART 1: Rangers 1-1 Kilmarnock with David Edgar from the Heart & Hand podcast (02m 45s) • PART 2: Dundee 0-1 Celtic (12m 40s) • PART 3: Hibs 2-0 Motherwell (19m 45s) • PART 4: Ross County co-manager Stuart Kettlewell joins us (27m 00s) • PART 5: Aberdeen 1-1 Livingston & Hamilton 1-0 Hearts (33m 45s) • PART 6: Picking the Scotland team for Kazakhstan (33m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/03/19·52m 22s

29: Who are the Scottish Ajax?

Andrew Slaven returns with Scotch pies for JJ Bull and Laura Brannan, but not all Scottish football watchers are so friendly. There’s further trouble at Easter Road as Rangers lose ground in the title race – but then gain it back again. Alfredo Morelos signs a new contract but does that just mean he’s on the move in the summer? If you believe the rumour mill, Motherwell’s Jake Hastie could be on his way to Ibrox. We discuss the young players at Fir Park and ask who in Scottish football is Ajax? Is it Hamilton? Is Lewis Ferguson Frenkie De Jong? Will Hearts be on a European tour next season? Did they score the minciest goal of the season? There’s the story of the St Johnstone keeper walking out on the club in the name of love, the weirdest insult of the season at Berwick and the YouTuber putting Fort William on the map. Plus we bring you the latest from the Loons at Forfar. • PART 1: Andrew’s weekend in Dumfries (01m 30s) • PART 2: Hibs 1-1 Rangers with Gavin Wilson from the Hibs Talk podcast (03m 30s) • PART 3: Celtic 0-0 Aberdeen (14m 30s) • PART 4: Motherwell 3-0 Hamilton + who’s the Scottish Ajax? (22m 20s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (31m 45s) • PART 6: A chat with Radio Clyde’s Alison Conroy, lifelong Forfar fan (38m 00s) • PART 7: Dundee 0-1 Hearts & Livingston 3-1 St Johnstone (41m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/03/19·53m 22s

28: Lennon’s Hampden hoodoo as Caley come for the cup

After a Scottish Cup quarter-final weekend full of screamers and simulation, Buckfast and the bald guy from FIFA, JJ Bull, Laura Brannan try to make sense of it all. Inverness Caley manage to throw Dundee United off the scent to book their first date at Hampden since the glory of 2015\. First team and coach and legendary player Barry Wilson tells us how they did it. Referee Kevin Clancy is the star performer at Pittodrie as Aberdeen and Rangers go to a replay. And Alfredo Morelos is introduced to a new song by Aberdeen fans. Celtic players are introduced to something far more dangerous at Easter Road as Scottish football continues to be dogged by foreign objects. But Neil Lennon is taking the holders back to the home of Scottish football, where a few demons of the past await him. In the Premiership, the bottom three appear to be on fire. But Livingston are living in a league of one. And we mourn the loss of the Kilmarnock title challenge 2018-19. Plus we head to the Heed and what’s going doon with the Blue Toon in League Two. • PART 1: Infantino visits Cove Rangers (02m 10s) • PART 2: Aberdeen 1-1 Rangers (03m 20s) • PART 3: Dundee United 1-2 Inverness Caledonian Thistle, with Inverness legend and coach Barry Wilson (12m 30s) • PART 4: Hibs 0-2 Celtic (22m 20s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (34m 10s) • PART 6: Peterhead coach Davie Nicholls joins us (38m 00s) • PART 7: St Mirren 1-0 Livingston & Kilmarnock 0-0 Motherwell (42m 10s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/03/19·53m 36s

27: Brexit…Rodgers leaves for Leicester

The Totally Scottish Football Show invades the Totally Football Show for a special episode. In the space of one crazy Tuesday, Brendan Rodgers walks away from Celtic for Leicester. And consigliere Neil Lennon returns to the managerial hot seat at Celtic Park. Our regular Scottish trio of Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull from the Telegraph and Laura Brannan from COPA90 are in the studio to discuss a huge story in British football. Although the digital Jim Leighton is sadly unable to join us. With Celtic just games away from completing a domestic treble, and with Rodgers claiming to be a Celtic fan, should the fans feel betrayed? Barca Jim discusses Brendan’s exit and whether Lennon can get the Bhoys over the line. Or are the feats of the treble treble or 10 titles in a row now in jeopardy? Plus Jonathan Northcroft from The Sunday Times, author of Fearless: The Amazing Underdog Story of Leicester City, debates how good a fit Rodgers is for Leicester. And does this represent a sobering moment for Scottish football?  RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Rodgers leaves Celtic – the immediate reaction (01m 30s) • PART 1b: The Celtic fan’s perspective with Barca Jim (05m 20s) • PART 2: Jonathan Northcroft on what this appointment means to Leicester (12m 00s) • PART 3: Neil Lennon takes the reins at Celtic for the rest of the season (19m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/02/19·25m 19s

26: Very ungentlemanly conduct

Huge talking points, big debates. Good time for a Totally Scottish Football Show with Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan. We preview the midweek Premiership action as Hearts host Celtic. The champions are looking for 10 wins in a row but is Brendan Rodgers edging closer to the managerial hot-seat. at Leicester? Kilmarnock are up against Motherwell which gives us a chance to discuss a rescinded red against Rangers for Bachmann and the Steelmen’s controversial goal against Celtic, as James Scott plays the role of Kanu. And after Killie manager Steve Clarke’s complaints about fan abuse, we delve deep into the issue of sectarianism with Andrew Smith from The Scotsman. Where does it stem from and what can be done? We’re joined by the one and only Pat Nevin who talks to us about his perfect life at Clyde. Also on the agenda: Shinnie, Kamara and Paul McGowan channels Chun-Li. • PART 1: Hearts v Celtic preview (02m 30s) • PART 2: Sectarianism & strict liability with Andrew Smith from The Scotsman (09m 10s) • PART 3: Kilmarnock v Motherwell: that Bachmann red card and that Motherwell goal (24m 00s) • PART 4: Aberdeen v Hamilton preview (34m 25s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (38m 45s) • PART 6: Pat Nevin interview on his time at Clyde (41m 30s) • PART 7: Rangers v Dundee & St Johnstone v Hibs (50m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/02/19·57m 23s

25: Steelmen on a streak and Dundee back from the dead

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back after a weekend that’s been seismic in the Scottish Premiership. Motherwell are matching Celtic stride for stride in 2019 as they win for the 6th game in a row. Richard Tait talks about the young crop of Steelmen coming through and his Scotland chances. For the first time this season, Dundee (or the new Dundee assembled in January) are out of the relegation zone. Paul Heckingbottom is the new man at Hibs – but let’s talk about how perfect Marcelo Bielsa is for Scottish football. People are lining up to serenade Sam Cosgrove – the Aberdeen striker laughs in the face of expected goals. As Rangers stumble at Ibrox, we ask are they mince without Morelos? And Allan McGregor is the voice. Try and understand him. In the Championship, Scott McDonald is out of retirement and onto the scoresheet to help save Partick Thistle from the dreaded drop. Plus plastic pitches. And there’s Broadfoot, Brown and Byrne – bad boys with questionable tackles. • PART 1: The plastic pitch debate (01m 30s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock 0-1 Celtic (05m 45s) • PART 3: Motherwell 2-1 Hearts with Motherwell defender Richard Tait (14m 00s) • PART 4: Livingston 1-2 Dundee with Alan Pattullo from The Scotsman (24m 00s) • PART 5: Aberdeen 2-2 St Mirren (32m 30s) • PART 6: SPFL round-up with Neil White (36m 30s) • PART 7: Partick Thistle sign Scott McDonald with Jags fan Matt Greer (38m 10s) • PART 8: Hibs 2-0 Hamilton & Rangers 0-0 St Johnstone (44m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/02/19·52m 35s

24: The never regions and the original JJ

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan dissect the 5th round of the Scottish Cup, a weekend where the real quality was provided by Stephen Dobbie, Nicky Clark…and Scott Brown?! After a week of barbs and with yet another Killie-Rangers game around the corner, is Steve Clarke inside Steven Gerrard’s head? Is Ryan Jack a stud magnet? And do footballers in Scotland need to start wearing protective cups? The Auchinleck adventure is over but is this where Hearts start their surge for silverware? Across the city, Hibs might be about to appoint the muscular Michael Appleton. Would this represent a step down from Neil Lennon? Staying in the capital, Edinburgh City’s sporting director and former Scottish Cup winner Jim Jefferies joins us on the podcast to discuss the ambitions of the club. And we speak to the BBC’s Andrew Southwick about the start of the new Scottish Women’s Premier League season. Who can stop Glasgow City reaching 13 in a row? • PART 1: Hearts 4-0 Auchinleck Talbot with Gordon Senior from the Hearts Review podcast (02m 00s) • PART 2: Aberdeen 4-1 Queen of the South (08m 10s) • PART 3: Kilmarnock 0-0 Rangers (15m 15s) • PART 4: Celtic 5-0 St Johnstone (21m 50s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (27m 30s) • PART 6: Edinburgh City’s Jim Jefferies joins us (30m 10s) • PART 7: St Mirren 1-2 Dundee Utd, East Fife 0-1 Partick Thistle & Hibs 3-1 Raith Rovers….Appleton in at Easter Road? (38m 10s) • PART 8: Andrew Southwick previews the SWPL campaign (48m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/02/19·54m 41s

23: Hamilton get happy plus the SPFL’s English club

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan took a week off dissecting referee’s decisions last week. Then Andrew Dallas showed up at Ibrox. Four penalties were awarded to Rangers against St Mirren. But how many should they have had? Five? One and a half? Plus we preview the midweek fixtures as Steven Gerrard looks for a win over Aberdeen at the 4th time of asking. Hamilton are feeling happy again after swapping Martin Canning for Brian Rice but Hibs are no closer to a successor for Neil Lennon. We check in at Berwick Rangers, the only English team in the SPFL, as they look to avoid the dreaded drop. Elsewhere Naismith shouts Hearts to victory while it’s a wasted trip for East Fife. We’re dreaming of a Dundee derby in the promotion/relegation play-off. And please join JJ’s Scotch pie appeal • PART 1: Canning canned as Hamilton order Rice. With Andy McGilvray from the Hamilton Advertiser (3m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic v Hibs preview (06m 45s) • PART 3: Rangers given four penalties + Aberdeen v Rangers preview with Dons blogger Ally Begg (14m 20s) • PART 4: Dundee v Kilmarnock preview (28m 30s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White + our biggest wastes of time (34m 00s) • PART 6: The story of Berwick Rangers with Simon Pryde from BBC Newcastle (40m 45s) • PART 7: St Mirren v Motherwell, Hearts v Livingston & Hamilton v St Johnstone (46m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/02/19·53m 17s

22: Lennon on leave as Levein pings the pundits

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back after another angry weekend in Scottish football. When is it not? Neil Lennon’s time as Hibs manager appears to be over after he was suspended on Saturday. What next for the board at Easter Road? Hearts get back to winning ways but Craig Levein is engaged in a war of words with his former player turned pundit Michael Stewart. Plus hear why new signing David Vaněček needs to invest in a suit. Rangers avenge their defeat at Livingston earlier in the season, thanks once again to the efforts of Alfredo Morelos. But can he play with a strike partner? And how much money would it take for Stevie G to sanction a sale? Elsewhere, Motherwell turn on the style, there’s praise for Power at Killie and we wonder how many trophies is enough before Brendan decides to depart Celtic Park? In the SPFL, Berwick get thrashed but win on Twitter. And we hear from Annan Athletic player-manager Peter Murphy after they beat the top two in League Two within a week. • PART 1: Neil Lennon suspended by Hibernian with Edd Norval from These Football Times + St Mirren 1-3 Hibs (1m 30s) • PART 2: Hearts 2-0 St Johnstone + Levein v Stewart (11m 00s) • PART 3: Livingston 0-3 Rangers with Jonny McFarlane from the Record Rangers podcast (18m 30s) • PART 4: Aberdeen 0-0 Kilmarnock (26m 40s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (33m 10s) • PART 6: An interview with Annan Athletic player-manager Peter Murphy (36m 45s) • PART 7: Dundee 0-1 Motherwell + Celtic 3-0 Hamilton (42m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/01/19·53m 8s

21: GMS to NYC and Talbot triumph again

The Premiership is back and so are the trio of Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan in Totally Towers. Kilmarnock prepare to take on Rangers having lost Greg Stewart now and Jordan Jones in the summer. Only the Killie Hippo can help us dissect this mess. Only one man has made more appearances for St Johnstone than Liam Craig. The Saints legend joins us to discuss their season so far. In the Scottish Cup, it’s all about Auchinleck. The junior side cause one of the biggest shocks in years by knocking out Ayr. It’s a trip to Tynecastle next and striker Mark Shankland speaks to us on the podcast. Elsewhere we examine Timothy Weah the brand and explore the possibility of Gary Mackay-Steven leaving Aberdeen for New York. Plus the answer to the question you’ve all been waiting for - what’s the coldest train station in Scotland? • PART 1: Scots abroad – Jack Harper making an impact (2m 00s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock v Rangers preview – the Jones and Stewart sagas - with Sandy Armour, editor of the Killie Hippo (5m 45s) • PART 3: Motherwell v Hibs preview (15m 30s) • PART 4: Auchinleck Talbot’s adventure continues - striker Mark Shankland joins us (19m 45s) • PART 5: Hamilton v Aberdeen preview – the future of Gary Mackay-Steven (24m 20s) • PART 6: Celtic v St Mirren – Weah’s instant impact (31m 15s) • PART 7: A look ahead to Livingston with St Johnstone legend Liam Craig (37m 00s) • PART 8: Hearts v Dundee preview (44m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/01/19·48m 44s

20: Defoe, Weah & McCormack – the Premiership awaits

The season so far in the Premiership has entertained beyond all expectation and the January transfer window is following suit. The Totally Scottish Football Show is back as Andrew Slaven, Harry Slavin and JJ Bull look at the progress made in this campaign so far by each Scottish Premiership club. 1 point separates the top 3 so Rangers have gone big, signing Jermain Defoe and Jordan Jones amongst others. Will the impending departure of Jones in the summer unsettle Bret 'The Hitman' Hart’s favourite team Kilmarnock? Or will Timothy Weah, the President’s son, give the champions the advantage in the title race? Can Ross McCormack put a controversial few years behind him as he returns to Fir Park on loan? And will he fit into Motherwell’s herd of rhinos approach? The great Oldfirmfacts joins us to review Beaton Mania, and the continued fall-out from the referee’s performance in Rangers’ victory over Celtic at the end of 2018. They never sleep in the Championship, League One or League Two. The BBC’s Richard Winton tells us about the structural changes being made at Tannadice, as Dundee United strive for a way back into the big time. Plus we analyse a disappointing January so far for Hibs, the end of the Levein-McInnes bromance and the Dumbarton Ultras. • PART 1: The top three – Beaton Mania and a busy window already for Celtic, Rangers and Kilmarnock, with Oldfirmfacts (2m 00s) • PART 2: Aberdeen and Hearts in the title hunt, plus the row between McInnes and Levein (17m 15s) • PART 3: SPFL round-up with Neil White (26m 15s) • PART 4: The state of Dundee United with Richard Winton (29m 30s) • PART 5: St Johnstone and Livingston defying expectations (35m 30s) • PART 6: Hibs’ miserable start to 2019 with Gavin Wilson from the Hibs Talk podcast (38m 35s) • PART 7: Motherwell and Hamilton – the return of Ross McCormack (42m 45s) • PART 8: The bottom two – St Mirren and Dundee’s struggles (46m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/01/19·49m 52s

19: Five-star Livi lions are fearless

4 points separate the top 5 in the Scottish Premiership. Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull are joined by a variety of guests to sign off for Christmas by looking at another weekend in the most exciting league in Europe. Hibs turn up for the big game as they blow Celtic away from kick-off. We wish Leigh Griffiths well as he takes time off from football. Does Brendan Rodgers need to buy another striker in January? Rangers are back on top of the table but Steven Gerrard is bemoaning their lack of killer instinct (in front of goal, not on the SNES). Is that something Aberdeen have? They’ve silently snuck their way to 4 points off the summit. Livingston thrashed Hearts 5-0 on Friday night, lauded by some as their greatest ever result, as the Lions prove once again that they fear nobody. Just another day in their incredible 2018. Matt Elder, sports editor of the Fife Free Press, joins us to reminisce about Raith Rovers, one of the teams of the 90s, former opponents of Bayern Munich, now looking to gain promotion from League One. Plus we find out JJ’s karoke weapon of choice. The Totally Scottish Football Show will return on the 7th January. • PART 1: Hibs 2-0 Celtic with Barca Jim (2m 50s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock 3-1 Dundee with Barry Richmond from the Killie Trust (11m 00s) • PART 3: St Mirren 1-2 Aberdeen (18m 30s) • PART 4: Livingston 5-0 Hearts with Livi blogger Andrew Semple (22m 10s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (28m 50s) • PART 6: A look at Raith Rovers with Matt Elder from the Fife Free Press (31m 20s) • PART 7: Rangers 1-0 Hamilton & St Johnstone 1-2 Motherwell (37m 30s) • PART 8: A look ahead to the midweek fixtures (43m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/12/18·46m 9s

18: Invincible Dundee and inconsistent Aberdeen

Given the lead changed hands in the Premiership three times this week, we’re really going to have to make the Totally Scottish Football Show a daily podcast to stay up to date. Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back to dissect another action-packed weekend. Celtic put in the best performance of the season in Scotland to dismantle and unseat Kilmarnock from the top of the table. Should Steve Clarke have killed the Killie-Leicester comparisons when he had the chance? Dundee are rising like Lazarus, unbeaten in 4 games, and off the bottom of the table after holding Rangers to a draw despite an early red for Ralph, to leave Gerrard raging. Scotland will play England in their first ever Women’s World Cup match next summer in Nice. Journalist Alan Campbell gives us the latest from Shelley Kerr’s camp. Aberdeen infuriate by beating Rangers before losing to St Johnstone. Hearts win at last but unfortunately we have to talk about racism rearing its ugly head. Hibs also earn a much needed 3 points but is Neil Lennon falling out of love with football? Plus hear how Noddy cars can help assistant referees. • PART 1: Celtic 5-1 Kilmarnock (2m 50s) • PART 2: Dundee 1-1 Rangers with Grant Hill from Nutmeg Magazine (10m 10s) • PART 3: Aberdeen 0-2 St Johnstone (23m 20s) • PART 4: Hearts 1-0 Motherwell as racism rears its ugly head (27m 10s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (33m 30s) • PART 6: Alan Campbell on Scotland’s draw for the Women’s World Cup (37m 00s) • PART 7: Hamilton 0-1 Hibs & Livingston 3-1 St Mirren (41m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/12/18·52m 6s

17: Kilmarnock – the biggest threat to Glasgow?

Rangers are top of the league and Celtic win another domestic trophy. But there’s more to Scottish football than that. Dobbie and Shankland continue the greatest goal scoring duel since Ronaldo and Messi, while Partick Thistle are kidnapped by the SAS. And the floodlights fail twice but Killie score thrice to keep pace with the top two. Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back to review all the action and unfortunately, rage at referees. Despite being on top, Steven Gerrard has the same problem to deal with that Arsene Wenger used to, while Christie’s cup final winner shows off Celtic’s new loan policy. We’re joined by Kenny MacLennan from a resurgent Ross County, a man who drummed his way up the career ladder from tub-thumping fan to supporter liaison officer. It’s been a great week for JJ in the world of music, as it has for Motherwell defender Charles Dunne. Plus neither of them feature in Motherwell’s defeat at Livingston so a great week for both all round. Also there’s the best team in the Premiership off the ball and the worst game that Laura has ever seen. • PART 1: The week in music for JJ, Memphis Depay and Motherwell defender Charles Dunne (2m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 1-0 Aberdeen (6m 10s) • PART 3: Hearts 1-2 Rangers (17m 00s) • PART 4: Kilmarnock 3-0 Hibs with Gav from the Hibs Talk podcast (25m 20s) • PART 5: SPFL round-up with Neil White (33m 10s) • PART 6a: Ross County SLO and former drummer Kenny MacLennan joins us (36m 20s) • PART 6b: Partick Thistle kidnapped by the SAS (42m 00s) • PART 7a: St Mirren 1-3 Hamilton & Livingston 2-0 Motherwell (44m 45s) • PART 7b: A look ahead to the midweek Premiership fixtures (51m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/12/18·55m 44s

16: Auchinleck, Butcher and Celtic’s Christmas ad

Yes, we bring you the ABC of Scottish football on the Totally Scottish Football Show. Andrew Slaven and Laura Brannan are back, along with JJ Bull who’s written another song – “We’ve Got Graeme Shinnie,” soon to be the official Aberdeen League Cup Final anthem. Ibrox hall of famer and former Scotland assistant manager Terry Butcher joins us to talk about the national team and the ever-improving Rangers. St Mirren win for the first time since the opening day of the season thanks to the most heroic Hammill performance since The Last Jedi. Celtic saw off Hamilton at New Douglas Park and we learnt a lot about both clubs this week. Including Ziggy Gordon’s heart-breaking choice between chess and football and Mikael Lustig’s acting chops. Plus we check in with Auchinleck Talbot, the non-league team who have travelled 1400 miles in three rounds in the Scottish Cup and now look to reach round 5 for the first time in their history. • PART 1: Reflecting on Scotland v Israel (1m 30s) • PART 2: St Mirren 2-0 Hearts (5m 20s) • PART 3: Hamilton 0-3 Celtic with Andy McGilvray from the Hamilton Advertiser (11m 45s) • PART 4: Hibs 2-2 Dundee (21m 00s) • PART 5: Rangers 3-0 Livingston & Terry Butcher interview (26m 00s) • PART 6: Fraser Wilson from the Daily Record on Auchinleck Talbot’s Scottish Cup run (36m 45s) • PART 7: St Johnstone 0-0 Kilmarnock & Motherwell 3-0 Aberdeen (42m 00s) • PART 8: JJ’s Aberdeen Betfred Cup Final song – “We’ve Got Graeme Shinnie” (50m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/11/18·54m 25s

15: All hail the Scottish Bale!

It’s a podcast title that has the potential to age very badly very quickly. But Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull are in cheerier form than they were in the last international break. That’s because Scotland laid the smackdown on Albania. Anthony Joseph was there with the Tartan Army and joins us in the studio, as we rave about the Ryans - Christie and Fraser - ahead of the Nations League decider with Israel. Did a record number of withdrawals from the squad help Alex McLeish stumble upon the ideal Scotland line-up? Singer Amy Macdonald was less happy, given a St Johnstone snub. Do certain clubs get ignored when it comes to international duty? Domestically, Callum Law from the Evening Express has some news about the potential for a brand new League Three. Will Rangers and Celtic get the Colts teams they’ve always wanted in the Scottish pyramid? And before the Premiership kicks off again, analyst Blair Newman tells us about the tactical trends that have seen the table look so tight at the top. Hear why Livingston are so much more than a plastic pitch. Plus we open with some gaming chat after Celtic sign the Ronaldo and Messi of the esports world. • PART 1: Celtic sign Pro Evo world champions (1m 00s) • PART 2a: Albania 0-4 Scotland (4m 40s) • PART 2b: Amy Macdonald sticks up for Richard Foster (13m 00s) • PART 2c: Scotland v Israel preview (16m 50s) • PART 3: Tactical trends in the Premiership with analyst Blair Newman (20m 15s) • PART 4: SPFL headlines with Neil White (28m 35s) • PART 5: Potential plans for League 3, with Callum Law from the Evening Express (31m 30s) • PART 6: A look ahead to the Premiership weekend (36m 35s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/11/18·43m 38s

14: Killie, Kelly and cage fighting coaches

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan are back, alongside a man who was the voice of Scottish football, former BT Sport and ESPN commentator Derek Rae. It’s the more the merrier at the top of the Premiership with the top 5 separated by just 3 points. Steve Clarke continues to be the greatest manager ever - can Kilmarnock go all the way? Livingston’s Liam Kelly is part-man, part-octopus, part-cat as Celtic draw a blank at Almondvale, while Rangers do the opposite of drawing a blank by hitting Motherwell for 7. It’s a hard time for Hearts and Hibs right now, but there’s another success story in the capital, and that’s Edinburgh City. We’re joined by James McDonaugh, manager of the League Two leaders. Plus JJ accepts the challenge to compose a new Europa League theme. And how would Premiership managers fare inside the UFC octagon? • PART 1: Scotland permutations in the Nations League (1m 45s) • PART 2: Hearts 0-1 Kilmarnock (4m 40s) • PART 3: Rangers 7-1 Motherwell with Derek Rae (11m 25s) • PART 4: Aberdeen 1-0 Hibs - also with Derek Rae (22m 30s) • PART 5: Livingston 0-0 Celtic (31m 35s) • PART 6: SPFL headlines with Neil White, including the miss of the season from Dunfermline (37m 25s) • PART 7: Interview with Edinburgh City manager James McDonaugh (41m 00s) • PART 8: St Johnstone 4-0 Hamilton & Dundee 1-1 St Mirren (44m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/11/18·52m 45s

13: Collum, Candeias and coins

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning are back after a typically dull seven days in Scottish football. It’s been another week where fans have been breaking the fourth wall. And not in a good way. Find out what the panel have to say about Neil Lennon, coins and the events of the Edinburgh derby. Plus referee Willie Collum makes one of his most special decisions. And not in a good way. Find out what the panel have to say about Rangers’ Daniel Candeais seeing red for being put in a headlock by Anton Ferdinand. There’s only one team unbeaten in the SPFL and that’s League One leaders Arbroath. We’re joined by winger Danny Denholm – footballer, teacher, blogger and podcaster. St Johnstone have won four in a row and the pride of Perth kick off our round-up of the Premiership action. The top two met at Celtic Park. Does a 5-0 hammering for Hearts (amid an injury crisis) alter their ambitions this season? And are the Bhoys better off without Brown? And if you had the choice, which should you watch – Aberdeen play football, JJ’s Twitter feed or a hostage negotiation video? • PART 1: Neil Lennon and coins in Scottish football (1m 00s) • PART 2: Hibs 0-1 St Johnstone with Ed Hodge, author of Our Day In May (6m 45s) • PART 3: Celtic 5-0 Hearts (14m 30s) • PART 4: Kilmarnock 1-2 Aberdeen (20m 15s) • PART 5: St Mirren 0-2 Rangers (25m 55s) • PART 6: SPFL headlines with Neil White (32m 20s) • PART 7: Interview with writer, podcaster and Arbroath winger Danny Denholm (35m 00s) • PART 8: Motherwell 1-0 Dundee & Hamilton 1-0 Livingston (41m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/11/18·50m 47s

12: Dons delighted, Dumbarton dramatised

The Betfred Cup Final is set in stone – it will be Celtic taking on Aberdeen at Hampden at the start of December. Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan look back on the League Cup semi-finals. Two of the panel are excited about the final, one is anything but. It was smash and grab but Derek McInnes gets the better of Steven Gerrard. But how high is his stock with Aberdeen fans given their drab league form? Christie inspires Celtic as the injury ghost haunts Hearts again. Plus Steven MacLean could be banned for something that the panel all find objectively funny. Things are happening at Kilmarnock who go second in the Premiership, just over a year after being bottom of the table. But Eamonn Brophy’s secret behind his moniker of ‘The Wolf’ is one step closer to unravelling. There’s more misery for St Mirren, even if St Johnstone suck at spot-kicks. And with Dumbarton appointing Jim Duffy in League One, we speak to Stephen Watt, the club’s official poet. • PART 1: Should the ban on alcohol at Scottish grounds be lifted? (2m 00s) • PART 2: Aberdeen 1-0 Rangers with Mark Gordon (6m 15s) • PART 3: Hearts 0-3 Celtic (15m 40s) • PART 4a: Kilmarnock 1-1 Hamilton with Barry Richmond from the Killie Trust (23m 35s) • PART 4b: St Johnstone 2-0 St Mirren (29m 40s) • PART 5: SPFL headlines with Neil White (33m 40s) • PART 6: Interview with Stephen Watt, Dumbarton’s resident poet, on the appointment of Jim Duffy (36m 20s) • PART 7: Look ahead to the midweek Premiership fixtures (42m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/10/18·51m 25s

11: Aberdeen get dirty and Ferguson gets Kelty

The international break is mercifully over and one of the most exciting leagues in Europe is back. Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Anthony Joseph review all the action from the Premiership. Aberdeen fans aren’t too excited though. They concede two penalties against Hearts when it could have been ten and they’re struggling to shift tickets for their Betfred Cup semi-final with Celtic. It’s a new manager but the same old problems for Dundee. Alan Pattullo from The Scotsman fills us in on how Neil McCann was sacked, why fans don’t want Billy Dodds as the new number 2 and reminisces about when Caniggia and Ravanelli were at Dens Park. We head to the mining heartlands of Fife where former Scotland and Rangers captain Barry Ferguson is now manager of Kelty Hearts in the Lowland League. Lower league expert Tell Him He’s Pele informs us about Kelty’s ambitions and Ferguson’s anger management. Plus find out why Hamilton’s keeper is like a bad drummer, Motherwell have fridge-freezers up front and Jason Kerr is in space. • PART 1: Hearts 2-1 Aberdeen with Gordon Senior from The Hearts Review podcast (1m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 4-2 Hibs + Hearts v Celtic preview (9m 00s) • PART 3: Livingston 4-0 Dundee with Alan Pattullo from The Scotsman (15m 30s) • PART 4: Hamilton 1-4 Rangers + Aberdeen v Rangers preview (24m 45s) • PART 5: SPFL headlines with Neil White (33m 50s) • PART 6: Kelty Hearts appoint Barry Ferguson, with Craig Telfer aka Tell Him He’s Pele (36m 30s) • PART 7: St Mirren 1-2 Kilmarnock & Motherwell 0-1 St Johnstone (43m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/10/18·50m 28s

10: When Faddy scored from forty miles

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Anthony Joseph brave the studio to discuss an international break that has made them feel totally Scottish. It was a horror show in Haifa in the Nations League before a home humbling against Portugal. Are the new Scotland just too new? Stefan Bienkowski from the Two Point One is cynical of the cynicism and thinks this is the beginning of a long-term project under Alex McLeish. But it’s more fun to look back than it is forward. So, we reminisce about one night in Paris where James McFadden scored from an ever-changing distance to beat France as the Tartan Army dreamed of qualification for Euro 2008 - under a young manager by the name of McLeish. Peter Martin, he of the iconic commentary on Radio Clyde, gives us his version of events. Whether you were in The Bobbin or the bog, it was one of the greatest nights to be a Scotland fan. And on a broader point, was the 2007/08 season the best season ever for Scottish football? • PART 1: Introduction + JJ’s written a song (0m 00s) • PART 2a: Israel 2-1 Scotland (2m 50s) • PART 2b: Scotland 1-3 Portugal with Stefan Bienkowski from the Two Point One (8m 50s) • PART 3a: One Night In Paris: Scotland’s qualifying campaign beforehand (14m 00s) • PART 3b: Interview with Peter Martin, Radio Clyde commentator that night in Paris, now at PLZ Soccer (19m 00s) • PART 3c: That Scotland team that beat France (24m 00s) • PART 3d: What happened after Paris? (28m 20s) • PART 4: Goodbye + JJ’s Leigh Griffiths song (34m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/10/18·42m 26s

9: Hibs hit six but are they in the mix?

Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Kieran Canning bring you the Totally Scottish Football Show - the podcast that wonders whether Alfredo Morelos owns a sword. League leaders Hearts are undone by the worst offside trap of the century at Ibrox as Rangers insert themselves into the title race – so says Steven Gerrard. We’re joined by Mr Motherwell Stephen Craigan to discuss his role developing young players at Fir Park. Hibs hammer Hamilton and stay second. Are Neil Lennon’s men in the hunt for the title? And could Hamilton benefit from the advent of Goalie Tree? Celtic also hit six at St Johnstone and even though he scored four in 45 minutes, Barca Jim explains why some fans still don’t fancy Forrest. It’s Adios Alan Archibald who is sacked as Partick Thistle manager in the Championship. Matt Greer explains the fatherly relationship Archibald had with the Thistle faithful. Plus Scott McKenna’s retrospective ban for Aberdeen is enough to make JJ explode. And Liam Fontaine lays down the gauntlet to other Championship centre-halves with his brand new single. • PART 1: The League Cup semi-final saga and Liam Fontaine’s new single (1m 00s) • PART 2: Rangers 3-1 Hearts (6m 00s) • PART 3: Hibs 6-0 Hamilton (11m 45s) • PART 4: St Johnstone 0-6 Celtic with Barca Jim (17m 00s) • PART 5: Motherwell 1-1 Livingston with Stephen Craigan (25m 00s) • PART 6: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Neil White (32m 00s) • PART 7: Alan Archibald sacked by Partick Thistle with Matt Greer (34m 30s) • PART 8: Kaiser giveaway winner (37m 30s) *e-mail us hello@muddykneesmedia.com or via Twitter @TheTotallyShow • PART 9: Aberdeen 4-1 St Mirren & Dundee 1-2 Kilmarnock (38m 50s) • PART 10: Leigh Griffiths withdraws from the Scotland squad (46m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/10/18·49m 31s

8: Loving Levein and are Livi off to Latvia?

JJ Bull and Laura Brannan bring you the best of another weekend of shocks and surprises in Scotland. And we don’t just mean Dundee winning. Or the Betfred Cup semi-final fiasco. Livingston continue to defy the odds, making Rangers look pony at the Tony Macaroni, beating Steven Gerrard’s side thanks to a goal from Big Dolly. Are Livi off on a European tour? Hearts are on fire and still top of the table but are non-Hearts fans in Scotland finally forgiving Craig Levein for the 4-6-0? Former St Johnstone manager Owen Coyle speaks to us about his old club, the title race and the vacant manager’s post at his old club Dundee United. That’s because the 1987 UEFA Cup finalists have disposed of Csaba Laszlo after sinking to a 5-1 home defeat to Ross County in the Championship. Mike Barile from the Arab Trust gives us the fans’ perspective. Elsewhere, does Greg Stewart have an evil twin? And who can break Florian Kamberi’s warm embrace? Plus we give you the chance to win two tickets to a Glasgow screening of **Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never To Play Football** on the 11th October. • PART 1: The Hampden Park League Cup semi-final debate (1m 10s) • PART 2: Livingston 1-0 Rangers with Livingston blogger Andrew Semple (5m 50s) • PART 3: Hearts 2-1 St Johnstone with Owen Coyle (14m 15s) • PART 4: Your chance to win two tickets to the screening of Kaiser in Glasgow (22m 00s) • PART 5: Celtic 1-0 Aberdeen (23m 20s) • PART 6: Hamilton 0-2 Dundee (27m 50s) • PART 7: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Neil White (30m 45s) • PART 8: Mike Barile from the Arab Trust on Dundee United sacking Csaba Laszlo (33m 10s) • PART 9: Kilmarnock 3-1 Motherwell & St Mirren 0-1 Hibs (38m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/10/18·44m 45s

7: Is Helicopter Sunday on the horizon?

JJ Bull is in the hot seat this week, in the company of Kieran Canning to discuss another seismic Scottish football weekend. With Celtic suffering last-gasp defeat at Kilmarnock, are we set for an actual title race this year? Can Rodgers rescue the Bhoys from this slump, when did they become so shot-shy and what has happened to Scott Sinclair? After a 5-1 thrashing of St Johnstone, Steven Gerrard spoke of playing ‘the Rangers way.’ Jonny McFarlane from the Rangers Record podcast joins us to try and describe what the Rangers way is. Hibs hammer the Premiership’s only pointless club but at what point will McCann’s Dundee become Miller’s Dundee? And elsewhere, which Aberdeen player is like an encouraging parent AND a bee? Plus we discover that that if you go to Gretna, you get great Scottish Cup football. And Micro Chips! • PART 1: THAT John McGinn goal (1m 10s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock 2-1 Celtic with David Wren from the Kilmarnock Standard (3m 30s) • PART 3: Dundee 0-3 Hibs (12m 45s) • PART 4: Rangers 5-1 St Johnstone with Jonny McFarlane from the Record Rangers podcast (16m 40s) • PART 5: Hearts 0-0 Livingston (26m 00s) • PART 6: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Neil White (30m 45s) • PART 7: Scottish Cup 1st round: Gretna 2008 3-2 Vale of Leithen with Colin Paterson, editor of East Kilbride News (33m 15s) • PART 8: Aberdeen 1-0 Motherwell & Hamilton 3-0 St Mirren (40m 00s) • PART 9: Betfred League Cup quarter-final look-ahead (47m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/09/18·49m 21s

6: Hearts – how has this happened?

Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull are back alongside Laura Brannan from COPA90, proud and tortured member of the Tartan Army. The gang are wowed by some wonder strikes and wound up by some woeful refereeing in the Premiership this weekend. Is this going to be a special season for Hearts? After signing 18 players in the summer, it’s now 5 wins out of 5 and 5 points clear at the top of the table. Is Craig Levein banishing his reputation as a defensive coach? At the opposite end of the table, Dundee continue to be dire with 0 points and the writing on the wall for Neil McCann. Plus Kenny Miller is sent off on his return to Ibrox. And his old club Livingston have won 3 out of 3 since dismissing him as a manager. Thankfully Grant Hill from Nutmeg Magazine lifts our spirits with tales of the Dundee fan who became a Dundee player on his stag do. Hibs continue to be the most watchable team in the division. And find out why Hamilton are the butternut squash of the Premiership. We look ahead to Celtic and Rangers in Europa League action. Plus with former Rangers striker Jonatan Johansson appointed Morton manager in the Championship, we hear from the Greenock Telegraph on why they called his predecessor Judas on their back page. • PART 1: Hello and Hampden Park debate (0m 40s) • PART 2: Motherwell 0-1 Hearts with Anthony Brown from the Edinburgh Evening News (4m 40s) • PART 3: Hibs 3-2 Kilmarnock (14m 45s) • PART 4: Rangers 4-0 Dundee with Grant Hill from Nutmeg Magazine (18m 45s) • PART 5: Livingston 1-0 Hamilton (29m 00s) • PART 6: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Craig Anderson (32m 10s) • PART 7: The Morton managerial saga with Adam Thomas from the Greenock Telegraph (34m 40s) • PART 8: St Johnstone 1-1 Aberdeen (39m 45s) • PART 9: St Mirren 0-0 Celtic (44m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/09/18·50m 12s

5: Dobbie delighted, Stubbs sacked & Partick's ghost goal

In a podcast packed full of talking points, Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull have gone all out. The host of Scottish football on Sky Sports, Hayley McQueen, joins us to dissect the first Old Firm game of the season, as debate rages over whether Ryan Jack was fouled in the lead-up to Celtic’s winner. That’s one of many refereeing decisions that’s got the panel hot and bothered. Not least Partick Thistle’s ghost goal against Morton in the Championship, which makes us question reality. Hearts stay top of the Premiership thanks to a hat-trick from the moaning, yet brilliant Steven Naismith, a match that proved to be the last in charge of St Mirren for Alan Stubbs Former Scotland manager Gordon Strachan is also our guest as we debate the appointment of Andy Robertson as Scotland’s new skipper. And the top scorer in all of British football this season, Stephen Dobbie of Queen of the South, is on the Totally Scottish Football Show. Gordon Strachan is an ambassador for Paddy Power – to read his columns, visit news.paddypower.com. • PART 1: Hearts 4-1 St Mirren: Alan Stubbs sacked (2m 35s) • PART 2: Celtic 1-0 Rangers with Hayley McQueen (9m 20s) • PART 3: Aberdeen 0-2 Kilmarnock (21m 55s) • PART 4a: Gordon Strachan interview (27m 25s) • PART 4b: Ryan Fraser discussion and Andrew Robertson – new Scotland captain (32m 35s) • PART 5: Livingston 2-1 Hibs (36m 45s) • PART 6a: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Craig Anderson (41m 20s) • PART 6b: Stephen Dobbie interview (43m 50s) • PART 6c: Partick Thistle’s ghost goal (47m 30s) • PART 7: Dundee 1-3 Motherwell and Hamilton 1-2 St Johnstone (51m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/09/18·56m 7s

4: Fort William needs you

Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull enjoy another incredible weekend in Scottish football – the banter years are never ending. Peter Hartley follows up some questionable words with actions as Rangers come up against the tanks of Motherwell in the game of the season so far. Jonathan Northcroft from The Times joins us to look ahead to the first Old Firm Derby of the season. Kilmarnock and leaders Hearts engage in 90 minutes of Twister as we begin to question whether Craig Levein’s men could do a Leicester. Former Hibs striker Tam McManus reviews a hard-fought draw between two of last season’s top four as Aberdeen set up camp at Easter Road. Plus Fort William sit bottom of the Highland League with a -52 goal difference. Follow in the footsteps of Spanish goalkeepers and get involved. • PART 1: Kilmarnock 0-1 Hearts with Graham Ruthven from The Scotsman (2m 45s) • PART 2a: Motherwell 3-3 Rangers (11m 40s) • PART 2b: Celtic 1-0 Hamilton (19m 30s) • PART 2c: Old Firm Derby preview with Jonathan Northcroft from The Times (22m 10s) • PART 3: Hibs 1-1 Aberdeen with former Hibs striker Tam McManus (30m 30s) • PART 4: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Craig Anderson (34m 30s) • PART 5: The Fort William story with Iain Ferguson from Lochaber Life (37m 15s) • PART 6: St Mirren 0-2 Livingston & St Johnstone 1-0 Dundee (44m 30s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/08/18·48m 36s

3: Miller time is over as Rangers get good again

Journalist Kieran Canning joins Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull on The Totally Scottish Football Show. The podcast that’s cooler than Stephen Glass’s bicycle. After just 7 weeks in charge, Kenny Miller sensationally leaves Livingston. Has the game moved on beyond the player-manager role? And do the Lions call Hopkin for help? Glasgow City Women are through to the last 32 of the Champions League. Manager and former Scotland striker Scott Booth talks to us about the impact on the women’s game. We analyse the best of the Betfred Cup action. Rangers lose Jamie Murphy to the plastic pitch but will they lose Alfredo Morelos to Bordeaux? And why is everyone at Celtic to blame for the Dedryck Boyata debacle? Plus we identify the Scottish Ederson and the origin of the Doonhamers. • PART 1: Kenny Miller leaves Livingston, with Livingston blogger Andrew Semple (2m 35s) • PART 2: Kilmarnock 1-3 Rangers (10m 45s) • PART 3: Dunfermline 0-1 Hearts with Michael Crawford from Pars Review (19m 20s) • PART 4: Partick Thistle 1-3 Celtic with Callum Stewart (24m 40s) • PART 5: Interview with Scott Booth, manager of Glasgow City Women (32m 30s) • PART 6: League One and League Two headlines with Craig Anderson  (39m 00s)  • PART 7: The rest of the Betfred Cup action (40m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/08/18·48m 51s

2: The beginning of the end for Brendan?

Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull are joined by the legendary Patrick Barclay in the studio to review the weekend’s action, including Patrick’s dear old Dundee, defeated again by Aberdeen. Hearts have the last Laff as they beat Celtic to stay top of the Scottish Premiership. How much longer will Rodgers be manager at Celtic Park? Hibs begin life after McGinn and Rangers once again go down to ten but see off St Mirren at Ibrox. We go behind the scenes at Alloa Athletic, the only part-time club in the Championship. And in League One, it’s no longer a case of Brechin bad. • PART 1: Hearts 1-0 Celtic (1m 05s) • PART 2: St Johnstone 1-1 Hibs with Scott Boobis (11m 30s) • PART 3: Dundee 1-1 Aberdeen (19m 00s) • PART 4: Rangers 2-0 St Mirren (27m 20s) • PART 5: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Craig Anderson (33m 40s) • PART 6: Neil White goes behind the scenes with Alloa Athletic chairman Mike Mulraney (36m 00s) • PART 7: Motherwell 0-1 Hamilton & Livingston 0-0 Kilmarnock (43m 15s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/08/18·47m 23s

1: Hearts and Hibs hand out the hidings

The Scottish Premiership and Football League return and it’s the Edinburgh clubs that sit atop the table after matchday 1\. Neil Lennon continues to dazzle at Easter Road while Steven MacLean braves the artificial pitch at Hamilton to help Hearts to victory. Andrew Slaven is joined by former Scotland Under 21 international Gregor Robertson to dissect a thrilling weekend. Refereeing decisions dominate the clash between Aberdeen and Rangers – was Steven Gerrard out of line suggesting the Gers are a class above last season’s runners up? Plus in the Championship, Shankland continues to shine for Ayr United. And who is the best (and now worst) kept secret in Scottish football? • PART 1: Aberdeen 1-1 Rangers with Spacegirl Gail (2m 45s) • PART 2: Hibs 3-0 Motherwell with Stefan Bienkowski from The Two Point One (14m 30s) • PART 3: Hamilton 1-4 Hearts with Nicholas Walker (22m 00s) • PART 4: Celtic 3-1 Livingston (29m 20s) • PART 5: Championship, League One and League Two headlines with Craig Anderson (33m 20s) • PART 6: Ayr United 2-0 Partick Thistle with Kenny Crawford from BBC Sport Scotland (36m 00s) • PART 7: St Mirren 2-1 Dundee & Kilmarnock 2-0 St Johnstone (40m 45s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/08/18·47m 10s

Stevie G, Sammon and seagulls - the Totally Scottish Season Preview

Welcome to the inaugural Totally Scottish Football show, brought to you by Muddy Knees Media. Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull look ahead to the Scottish Premiership season, club by club. Do Celtic need more apples?  Can Lennon reverse the Hibsing? And which striker is like a fence-painting friend? We'll focus on the SPFL throughout the season, as Old Firm Facts joins us to discuss Willo Flood's Indonesian adventures and the bad bird omens facing Ayr United. • PART 1: Celtic preview with Jim Burke aka BarcaJim (1m 50s) • PART 2: Aberdeen preview (8m 20s) • PART 3: Rangers preview with Craig Anderson (15m 00s) • PART 4: Hearts, Kilmarnock and Hibs previews (20m 30s) • PART 5: Chat with Adam Miller aka OldFirmFacts on the adventures of Willo Flood and bird deaths in Scottish football this summer (28m 00s) • PART 6: Motherwell, St Johnstone, Dundee, Hamilton and St Mirren previews (34m 00s) • PART 7: Livingston preview with Andrew Semple (44m 00s) • PART 8: Goodbye (49m 00s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/08/18·49m 38s

Coming soon - The Totally Scottish Football Show

Scottish football is on the rise - so join Andrew Slaven and co every week for a round-up of all the action north of the border. And by 'all the action' we really do mean we'll be casting our net far beyond just Celtic and Rangers. Subscribe now wherever you get your podcasts. Because no one puts Scottish football in a corner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/07/18·1m 3s
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