Top Flight Time Machine

Top Flight Time Machine

By Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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Episodes

Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 Part 2

Sam v Britain’s Prince, a riddle, Dusty Bin, a Glynis Barber plea, and ridiculous lyrics. (Rec: 30/4/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/01/2236m 0s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 99

A redesign, two new strips, LSD, poisoned flats, sports trousers, and even more cricket. (Rec: 22/4/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/01/2241m 43s

Frying Times

A weekend trip, journey lies, a mouse attack, dad-waking, a sausage rescue, and TFTM Crufts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/01/2234m 16s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 13

Pre-booze eating, Rod trains, swearing at a linesman, strangling, and ninoculars. (Rec: 21/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/01/2233m 51s

History Box - Rasputin Part 1

A basic telly holiday, a funeral plan, some Russian captivating, a fatwa or two, and a bit of Minder. (Rec: 20/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/01/2231m 27s

Tayto Castle Tripadvisor

A magical East End sandwich, some awful days out, and George Harrison is reassessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/01/2233m 22s

A Pretty Penny

Boycotting the World Cup, Hartlepool 2008, ruining The Wall, and the real truth behind Brexit. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/01/2234m 53s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 98

Action Men, a Delaney shootout, Jimmy Slade loses control, and Meeker gets inside everyone’s heads again. (Rec: 15/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/01/2231m 46s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 12

Sexual histories, Rod remembers his child, buys some swim shorts and a Chinese takeaway, and signs for the Saints. (Rec: 14/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/01/2229m 21s

Life Logistics - Twin Cheese

Half a hammock, Comfort Monthly, arm-sleeping, and parcel etiquette. (Rec: 13/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/01/2228m 31s

Dad-Waking Strategies

The Palace Ultras, Sting and Jimmy Nail go to the match, sleeping with the key and nightshift podding. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/01/2231m 14s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 Part 1

Sir John Sun, a bitter split, frogs, and a dodgy bear. (Rec: 25/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/01/2232m 22s

Do Less 2022

Comment obsession, an anti-Sam WhatsApp group, going off grid, a dad shield, and Bezos’ midlife crisis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/01/2237m 27s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 97

A missing soccer chart, some cricket football in the ‘Sweat Box’, and a girl writes in. (Rec: 8/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/01/2239m 33s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 11

Drunk Rod goes on a plane, the hivemind, a Julian Dicks poster, and hiring a helicopter. (Rec: 7/4/21)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/01/2233m 15s

Life Logistics - Bernard Vasquez

Dog medicine, Sir John Ketamine, Len’s April Fool, and leaving a WhatsApp group. (Rec: 6/4/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/01/2234m 49s

The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 6

Smitty arrives in the Tower, more madness and lunacy, Noel’s wires are almost exposed, door escalation, and a sombre ending.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/01/2230m 37s

The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 5

Noel dominates the airwaves, Feargal has another go, newspaper influence, major satellite achievements, and Paul King gets messy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/12/2132m 52s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 96

Non-Fungible Tokens, roofer selection, Roy’s parenting woes, and an arousing cake. (Rec: 1/4/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/12/2135m 49s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 10

Someone’s mum, Jean Boht, triggering, self-love, punk bores, and football ambitions. (Rec: 31/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/12/2132m 59s

History Box - The Careless Whisper Video Part 2

Arms or legs? George falls foul of sexual anarchy and there’s a seaplane. (Rec: 30/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/12/2129m 10s

The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 4

Disgusting Christmas armchairs, anti-heroes, Noel the shark, the future of helicopters, and a bit of doxxing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/12/2144m 28s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 22nd August 1996 Part 2

The weather, almost joining The Jacksons, Euro 96ing it, and Weller assessment. (Rec: 28/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/12/2132m 27s

The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 3

The charity insulation, stair running, doors and eggs arrive, Feargal Sharkey’s nightmare, and a butch juggler.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/12/2136m 28s

The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 2

An international flavour, a jumbo jet full of kids, fun in the regions, and Noel’s Millwall dig.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/12/2138m 42s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 95

Keegan ignores Woodcock, Taffy’s midlife crisis continues, and Meeker gets everyone riled again. (Rec: 25/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/12/2133m 31s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 9

Being drunk at work, and Rod offers a horsey ride before stripping off and considering a trip to Paris. (Rec: 24/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/12/2129m 51s

History Box - The Careless Whisper Video Part 1

George sings to a bus conductor and tries to send a fax, while Prince has a problem with cheques. (Rec: 23/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/12/2132m 3s

The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive of 1985’s ‘Live Live Christmas Breakfast Show’ starts up the Telecom Tower with a wild intro, and a satellite boast.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/12/2144m 8s

Great Aeroplanes

Andy has some news, Sam prepares to be replaced, we learn Tom Cruise’s password and a new name for Oscar.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/12/2149m 26s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 94

UK wrestling, away-day book club, cricket teas, and Noel Baxter attempts some ‘verballing’. (Rec: 18/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/12/2131m 32s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 8

Shane McGowan, Wilko Johnson, smelly footballers, toileting emergencies. (Rec: 17/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/12/2142m 48s

Life Logistics - Pop Records

Window cleaning etiquette, Shark talk, threatening a rooster, postman woe, disciplining cats. (Rec: 16/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/12/2136m 50s

Our Podkids

A postponement, misheard lyrics, and some Quo chat (including some polishing).Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/12/2134m 14s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 22nd August 1996 Part 1

Spice Girls at the top, Gary Barlow at the bottom, and a little bit in between. (Rec: 14/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/12/2133m 56s

Nelson Test Intervention

Covid bickering, Richard O’Sullivan Day, school caretakers, and small impromptu gigs.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/12/2133m 12s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 93

A zero-Melchester episode - MOT coincidence, idiot social media blokes, a 90s common room, and a friend-finding challenge. (Rec: 11/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/12/2131m 8s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 7

Susan’s attempts to fix Monster Munch-chomping Rod, teenagers, awkwardness, and toe TV operation. (Rec: 10/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/12/2136m 1s

Life Logistics - The Pit

Flooding the engine, MOT chat, fantasy podcasts, and looking around your old house. (Rec: 9/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/12/2140m 28s

All The Trimmings

Advent calendar limits, a personalised vodka bottle, a serial killer’s birthday party, and an abrupt end.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/12/2121m 24s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 92

Uncle John, Bowie v Barrie, Roy dashes back, Taffy has a midlife crisis, and some more young correspondents. (Rec: 4/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/12/2136m 35s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 6

Cracking America, the film’s soundtrack, hubris, and a load of stuff about advertising and economics. (Rec: 3/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/12/2144m 47s

History Box - The Bed - Part 3

Wedding night tales, olives, privacy curtains, roads, and a dream record shop. (Rec: 2/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/11/2138m 20s

Fun Bumps

Dog dirt disposal, dealing with HMRC, Bumping Bobby, and the cheap Swiss euthanasia option.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/11/2145m 54s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 12/11/1995 Part 2

Northern chippiness, the origin of the James Bond theme, Simply Red, and not much else. (Rec: 28/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/11/2129m 48s

The Beatles

‘Get Back’, Elvis, strength contests, tea, and stupid podcasts.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/11/2139m 58s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 91

A cover spoiler, a go on the scoreboard, a billionaires’ retreat, a new arrival, and a Lampard child. (Rec: 25/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/11/2145m 32s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 5

Googling it, some script comparison, a club foot, more frog stuff, and Sam’s Voldemort. (Rec: 24/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/11/2130m 41s

History Box - The Bed Part 2

 More Xerox madness, Oscar’s bedtime, cheddar supplies, Sir John Scientist, and sexy futon time. (Rec: 23/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/11/2133m 31s

Willy Nuts

Health and safety, new Lampard info, windscreen notes, I’m A Celeb, McCartney, and Elvis’ sandwich.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/11/2148m 49s

Asda Kite Motorcade

Air quality, polar bear racism, candle legal war, The Littlest Hobo, and our Christmas party.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/11/2131m 40s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 90

Star Wars figures, record shop scenarios, reader feedback, some gay content, and some cricket content. (Rec: 18/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/11/2137m 44s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 4

Nun fear, Proustian whisky, communism in Eastenders, a postman advert, and about 50 seconds of the film. (Rec: 17/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/11/2137m 1s

History Box - The Bed Part 1

Train hate, erotic back exercises, the TFTM factory, and sleeping with your eyes open. That’s Capitalism! (Rec: 16/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/11/2139m 2s

The Car Park People

Resting, puppy socialising, and Sam’s night time Scottish ordeal. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/11/2142m 49s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 12/11/1995 Part 1

Crooning killers top the chart, Andy sneers at indie record shops, and Sam takes the Britpop look to Upton Park. (Rec: 14/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/11/2133m 18s

The Manchester Pub Argument

The demise of a treasured old fish, Sade does a pub quiz, and a tale from our tour.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/11/2134m 47s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 89

Visiting the printers, some ‘just rest’ sport, Roy takes to the crease, adult content, and celeb selfies. (Rec: 11/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/11/2138m 9s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 3

Suzanne Somers deals with an intruder, footballers in pubs, and a puke and a toot. (Rec: 10/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/11/2131m 4s

Life Logistics - Help Request Denied

Overstepping the mark, home discomfort, Scorsese deconstructed, and a Geoff Hurst stag night. (Rec: 9/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/11/2145m 36s

The Joy Of Walking

Thunderberg and Monbiot, extreme downhill biking, hillsplaining, and an interruption.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/11/2121m 52s

The Queen’s Dogpile

Touring, misery wagons, Morrisons, experiences hunted, and opportunities spurned.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/11/2124m 38s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 88

Rovers face a violent cricketing enemy, there’s Rentaghost and jumper theft, and Roy’s TV breaks down. (Rec: 4/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/11/2134m 30s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 2

Street-canning, the massive fiver, the university life, vetting, and perilous school trips. (Rec: 3/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/11/2140m 37s

History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 3

Our historian credentials are fully established, Sting throws Phil under the bus, Led Zep fail miserably, and a big star plays a last-minute role. (Rec: 2/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/11/2137m 38s

Rock ‘N Roll Car Ride

Tour excitement, parental driving duties, the different decades of Heaven, and some football news reaction.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/11/2135m 52s

Rock ‘N Roll Car Ride

Tour excitement, parental driving duties, the different decades of Heaven, and some football news reaction.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/11/2134m 22s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 3/6/1970

Ruining a Tom Jones gig, World Cup 2026 plans, Cliff Richard’s son, and the majesty of Dick & Dom. (Rec: 3/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/10/2137m 8s

Dirty Trousers

Service station moments, lorry drive assimilation, Phil Collins’ teeth, and a countryside pipe blockage.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/10/2131m 13s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 87

Roy turns to cricket to help out an old pal (after expenses are deducted) but soon makes a new enemy. (Rec: 28/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/10/2135m 15s

The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 1

Our dive into what could be the best football film ever begins with some background, some mud, and some bus-drinking. (Rec: 27/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/10/2134m 17s

History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 2

Elton’s guest list, We Are The World, getting Princed, a few Kershaws, and the industrial cone. (Rec: 26/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/10/2141m 2s

Countryside Dog-Sitting

A giggly city boy heads to the sticks, and post-match interviews at a major funeral.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/10/2133m 11s

Loyd Grossman’s Breakfast Relish

Burger talk, a broken flange, poker with Roy Orbison, and Scholes apathy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/10/2133m 32s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 86

Grandad Sam’s big key, Roy destroys a child in print, a brushing scam, and a story about a manky teddy bear. (Rec: 21/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/10/2131m 31s

The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

Blob husbandry, mucky texting, service station dogs, the Denmark willy show, and a bang on the head. (Rec: 20/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/10/2134m 39s

History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 1

Jacket issues, Sting takes a dip in the Collins pool, and Phil plans to rehearse a Led Zeppelin set on Concorde.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/10/2135m 15s

Pizza Meh

Trips to Edinburgh and Liverpool, a religious experience on the Tube, a Keegan shop visit and outdoor cooking.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/10/2138m 43s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 14/08/1974

Paternal abandonment, package holidays, Noddy Holder’s suitcase, and Sam v Parky. (Rec: 17/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/10/2138m 18s

Imaginary Dogs

Oscar joins us for a bit, a blasé wifi attitude, Lampard cars, and our live tour plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/10/2133m 3s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 85

As the book ends, there’s a chocolate deal, Vic deals with PTSD, we reassess Allo Allo, and Roy picks up a new ball. (Rec: 14/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/10/2138m 20s

The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

A yeti carnival, ice fraud, space fraud, Radio 4 kudos, pineapple corkage, and bumming the moon. (Rec: 13/1/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/10/2132m 30s

Life Logistics - The £5 Spoon

Umbrellas, an email mix-up, a meat dress, frozen chips, and educating delivery drivers. (Rec: 12/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/10/2133m 19s

Sunday Knockers

The children are upset, a patio boast, and a National Trust guide is power-played.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/10/2130m 53s

Turkey v Norway?

Ethics in football, Tears For Fears, an unsettling text conversation, and some B&M treats are assessed.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/10/2147m 52s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 84

The nonsense of TV, the battle for Kenny Logan, painting nudes, and a cache of fancy daggers. (Rec: 7/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/10/2140m 50s

The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Our new film plan, standing, strong men, a unicorn puppy, and why being cool is hard work. (Rec: 6/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/10/2134m 0s

Life Logistics - Doorstep Milk Disgrace

Snowball-recipient etiquette, importing pig milk, takeaway vouchers, and the joy of fat. (Rec: 5/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/10/2137m 45s

Trigger Warning: Breathing Discussion

Parenting burdens, unwelcome questions, Johnson’s pig fires, and James Bond’s mate.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/10/2133m 59s

Europa Fire Shooters

Arguing on the radio, fleecing the rich, Phil Collins close-up, and some intimate male chat.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/10/2137m 0s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 83

Scanning magazines, trapping animals, getting your cat kidnapped by The Wailers, and Grace Jones hands over her knickers. (Rec: 31/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/09/2131m 13s

The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive into the new Believe It Or Not book begins with matchsticks, a mouth full of balls, fingerless bagpipes, and a qualified romantic. (Rec: 30/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/09/2132m 13s

Life Logistics - Ejector Seat Blame Game

Being the baddies, opinions, robot vacuum cleaners, talking to strangers, and other stuff. (Rec: 29/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/09/2133m 55s

Apple Episode

Worms in apples, apple pressing, Pinocchio’s apple, and some intense digging (without apples).Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/09/2137m 54s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/11/1977 Part 2

Boney M’s avalanche of peace, one Elvis leaves as another arrives, Elton John has a slap-up feed, and PUNK!Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/09/2140m 34s

Ideas

Us in meat form, our grab for power, idiot men, the Spice Girls, hardware stores, and knockers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/09/2148m 36s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 82

Arrow Petrol, tyre woes, the modern Pirelli calendar, Beeping Timmy leaves a review, and a new dive is announced.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/09/2132m 32s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 22

The odyssey ends, but not before we get caught up in Andy’s post-death sticker album legal woes. Also, twee swearing, Roald regresses, and we examine his hut. (Rec: 23/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/09/2146m 45s

Life Logistics - Bring Back Fat Wallet

Bank loyalty, credit card machines, middle-class football fans, Yorkshire puddings, and the real Covid heroes. (Rec: 22/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/09/2141m 5s

Lee Bowyer’s Wet Trousers

Godcasting, peaks and troughs, beefy cheese, Northern Soul, and Monster DayJoin the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/09/2134m 15s

Canal Boat Death Wish

Twelve-hour funeral boozing, a missing bit, a pizza, fantasy quizzing and Billy Bonds’ warm-up.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/09/2126m 0s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 81

A Scotsman with a grudge, getting muddled up, some TV news gossip, hating football, and Will Carling’s CD collection. (Rec: 17/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/09/2141m 45s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 21

Pencil-writing, Lamparding at a car accident, Sam gets his eyes examined, and bonfires. (Rec: 16/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/09/2133m 49s

Life Logistics - Lampard Teacher

'Following policy,' a lamp wrangle, a private tip, tooth dust, a danger wall, and a lost fox. (Rec: 8/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/09/2137m 11s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/11/1977 Part 1

Threats from Abba, a hospital record stall, a big fish round at Pancho’s, and memories of going to a gig. (Rec: 6/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/09/2135m 35s

Alley Chat

Russian garages, alleys, a bush woman, footballer aggression, and a disgusting bowl.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/09/2139m 29s

Favourite Bowl

Kitchen chat, cat interventions, and stupid travel plans.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/09/2133m 22s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 80

Roy subs himself off, heads to the nick, solves his own attempted murder, and then heads back before the end of the match. (Rec: 10/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/09/2137m 1s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 20

Misdelivered toilet rolls, an accidental horn-parp, Beeping Timmy, a pub gang, and how to write a book. (Rec: 9/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/09/2136m 26s

Life Logistics - Dickensian Dream Solicitor

A bit of dream chat, some doctor-shaming, grudge requests, and wrapping paper annoyances. (Rec: 15/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/09/2133m 39s

Crazy Golf Clash

Girls Aloud, Gulliver, the Prince Charles walk, Turbo badges, and Sam tries to get himself arrested.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/09/2137m 38s

Hammers Meet Hipsters

The Abba comeback, a weird Bjork gig, and VR Brown John possibilities.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/09/2140m 6s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 79

We discuss Britain’s diminishing wall numbers, Roy wades into the crowd again and drops a ‘habeas corpus’, and Blackie worries about a liaison with Brinsden. (Rec: 3/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/09/2136m 42s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 19

Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/09/2132m 35s

Life Logistics - Deep Fat Frying

Sleeping, the royal family, covid dating locations, and an indecent Premier Inn proposal.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/08/2134m 48s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/02/1988 Part 2

Why Sam hates Johnny Hates Jazz, more American Trousers, rock ‘n roll, duetting with Alexander O’Neal and teenage feminism. (Rec: 22/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/08/2134m 33s

There’s Nothing Bigger Than Turbo

A new IFS offering, the dead pop stars pyramid, a sad closure, and a shed office crisis.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/08/2132m 47s

RIP Dave Harper

Europa League draw fever and we tribute to our mate.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/08/2118m 39s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 78

Roy’s amazing ear, continental players doing fighting and biting, celebrity interviewing, and Trevor Brinsden in peril. (Rec: 26/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/08/2131m 25s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 18

Masks, Shergar, Diana, pyramids, ‘The Irish’, Dahl’s team of nurses and his complex business affairs. (Rec: 25/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/08/2134m 58s

Life Logistics - School Run Goose

Anxious pets, streaming TV rated, Christmas cash for kids, and second-guessing wives. (Rec: 24/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/08/2134m 48s

The Nature Of Taste

Consuming matter, dragon eggs, Big Salt strikes again, ignoring calls, and ant/monkey TV.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/08/2129m 41s

Posting A Beard To The Queen

Radio 4, Lebanon hostage biscuits, a card shuffler plea, and a postcode boast.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/08/2131m 56s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 77

Roy returns to the pitch and reflects on his father, we have a Swedish TV tip and go in two-footed on ‘The Crown’, and Trevor Brinsden lets his mouth go. (Rec: 19/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/08/2135m 1s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 17

A milk spillage, how Hitler REALLY died, The Twits’ influence on The Jam, and the dark ending of this book. (Rec: 18/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/08/2136m 6s

Life Logistics - Brown John

Our new TV show idea, weighted blankets, hot bodies, and more cat stuff. (Rec: 17/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/08/2135m 0s

It’s Not Trifle Without Sherry

Some jaded Covid activity, fighting the maskless, the horror of boarding school, and a toxic osteopath.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/08/2136m 38s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/02/1988 Part 1

Fear of the pop blob, Neighbours, driving six hours to slag off the radio, The Roxy, and some facts that are probably wrong. (Rec: 8/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/08/2133m 11s

Assorted Bird Frenzy

Fence power-playing, dream chat, the horrors of abroad, a human car, Gordon Bucket, and lazy man-widowing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/08/2133m 30s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 76

A 1960s flashback, and Roy’s comeback is halted by talk of music centres, catalogues and buying old stuff that we don’t need. (Rec: 12/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/08/2132m 15s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 16

A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's. (Rec: 11/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/08/2133m 37s

Life Logistics - Blobby Forever

Manference developments, vegan Christmas, a nut allergy near-tragedy, teapots, and Andy’s dishwasher hell. (Rec: 10/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/08/2134m 51s

Approved Lamparding

More frogs, The Six Million Dollar Man doll, making a car, an alternative flat, and a self-policing Luton pub. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/08/2130m 39s

Ex-Boss Driveway Request

Business cards, Kipper Jackson, Michael Barrymore, a holiday drug offer and Florida gun fear.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/08/2133m 23s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 75

Bush meat, Phil Collins, Roy gets tested by a German doc, and Penny wants justice as the net closes again. (Rec: 5/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/08/2138m 10s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 15

Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk. (Rec: 4/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/08/2132m 19s

Life Logistics - Drug Tablet Attitudes

X Factor, the maddest two minutes of TV ever, Scouse dumps, Nigella Lawson, and Gordon Ramsay. (Rec: 3/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/08/2142m 10s

Sausage Talc

Our open prison dreams revived, a semi-legal Thames ferry, hospital skiving, and a meat pie barber.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/08/2122m 51s

Humans Of Honour/The Reset - Seth Meyers

We felt that Sam's recent interview with US comedy legend Seth Meyers for his 'The Reset' series was also worthy of 'Humans Of Honour' status - so here it is. Read/hear/subscribe to The Reset at https://samdelaney.substack.com/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/08/2126m 18s

Literary Drones

Garden party, private detectives, zoo chat, time travel, Love Island, and Sparks. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/07/2132m 38s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 74

Tiger-based work, Rovers get reckless, a Guardiola takedown, Sir Alf returns, and the net of justice closes. (Rec: 29/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/07/2142m 0s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 14

The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits. (Rec: 28/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/07/2134m 29s

Life Logistics - Hot Body

Lots of bed and bedroom-related problems solved, and also the rules about swearing. (Rec: 27/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/07/2139m 7s

Chopping Wood

Holiday games rooms, a paddling pool shock, a surprise rake, and a nightmare neighbour. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/07/2134m 22s

Top Flight Tune Machine – 18/02/1987 Part 2

Ben Vol-au-vent Parrot, Andy Warhol, premature baldness, a defence of Jamiroquai, better languages and a UB40 superfan. (Rec: 18/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/07/2137m 48s

Dogs And Swords

Squandering money, losing stuff, a classic stray man, good guys of Barnes, and unusual smoking.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/07/2134m 15s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 73

Jack Charlton schools Sue Lawley, the decline of steam, Duncan McKay’s parenting thoughts, and a psycho PE teacher. (Rec: 22/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/07/2136m 57s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 13

Steve Jobs’ original iPhone plans, pub ashtrays, 1980s Tory cuts, tortoises and Dahl vs Blue Peter. (Rec: 21/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/07/2131m 53s

Life Logistics - Rogue Cockerel

The nature of cults, pancake prison, body image, cat theft, and rip-off publishing. (Rec: 20/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/07/2136m 53s

Seagull Blood On The Ottoman

A mailbag delve, unleashing your inner kid, three courses of ravioli, targeted wasps, and asking people stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/07/2128m 20s

Storming Parkhead

Holiday plans, a silent retreat, an ill-advised flight booking, and more of Roger Taylor’s consumer tips. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/07/2135m 37s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 72

An underwhelming surprise, plans for a set-up, a golden ball, garden potato fun, and Rovers get carried away. (Rec: 15/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/07/2133m 35s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 12

Dark money in British politics and a 17-minute monologue by the Roly-Poly Bird. (Rec: 14/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/07/2132m 20s

Life Logistics - Collymore v Ice

Bros on Ethiopia, why toffs run reality TV, David Beckham gets tricked, pies, bridges, and sexy fridges. (Rec: 13/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/07/2137m 40s

Our Laughing Boy King

Fatherly advice, river talk, seaside drills, and England stuff.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/07/2149m 28s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 18/02/1987 Part 1

American trousers, dressing like the rappers, Geordie Jeans, our live singing history and podding for ghosts. (Rec: 4/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/07/2134m 12s

Samajesty’s Going To Dover

England, Covid, a costume, a hired bus, online campaigning, and Diana’s statue. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/07/2136m 55s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 71

Roy and Sir Alf finally meet, we ponder the human mind, the net closes, and there’s no team talk. (Rec: 8/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/07/2134m 27s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 11

Roald Dahl smokes something he shouldn’t round the back of The Feathers and hires a giraffe. (Rec: 7/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/07/2137m 37s

Life Logistics - Cooking Therapy

A lazy colleague, a probation period fail, reach and wash feedback, a weird farming rant, and Netflix etiquette. (Rec: 6/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/07/2130m 43s

Peanuts For Breakfast

Some England football content, the power of salt, and we solicit your feedback.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/07/2139m 52s

Sam’s Balls

England indifference vs dressing up as a crusader. Also, erm… Sam’s balls.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/07/2133m 24s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 70

Roy is disgustingly fit, there’s a bit of Basran, a jetty opening, a sex reference, and Red Plane vs Yellow Plane. (Rec: 1/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/07/2131m 37s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 10

The Twits head off for guns, there’s some Ask Attenborough, the Roly Poly Bird explores the shed, and the monkeys reveal their plan. (Rec: 30/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/06/2131m 33s

Life Logistics - Thanks For Hands, God

Michael Barrymore raps, working from home, cockerels, reach and wash, and cross-pod eyebrow chat. (Rec: 29/9/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/06/2134m 8s

Adult Chases

Spy doorbells, hiding, cowardice and the Matt Hancock saga is assessed.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/06/2135m 31s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 20th May 1998

A rotten, rotten top 40, violent plants, some Britpop squabbling, and Anthony Kiedis visits Sunderland to hunt down Andy. (Rec: 20/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/06/2146m 40s

The Swedish Swan Man

Simulcharging, knee-squeezing, living for content, local characters, and tree murder.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/06/2134m 49s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 69

Terrible colleagues, Terry Mac and a massive cake, the magic of trimphones, Rovers visit Roy, and there’s an airport swoop. (Rec: 24/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/06/2135m 28s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 9

Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal. (Rec: 23/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/06/2129m 38s

Life Logistics - Parenting And Murder

Probably one of the most depressing episodes we’ve ever done. (Rec: 22/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/06/2132m 8s

Jazz Confession

Father’s Day solitude, Souness steel, and what’s wrong with the English?Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/06/2137m 46s

A Day Of Life And Death

The Argonaut Octopus, post-coital moods, a rollercoaster 24 hours, and Vialli’s facial adornment.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/06/2133m 50s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 68

Hardly any Melchester and a terrible ending, plus Sue Lawley, coxing, and the Cockney Hospital. (Rec: 17/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/06/2126m 34s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 8

Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub. (Rec: 16/9/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/06/2137m 29s

Life Logistics - Coffee With A Soap Legend

Sam’s amazing morning, pale girls, house-selling preparation, wild oven-buying frenzies, sky law, and foreign babies. (Rec: 15/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/06/2134m 2s

Cracking Days Out

Some football talk, the TFTM tour schedule, the tree surgeon visits, and a shocking revelation. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/06/2131m 2s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/12/1994 - Part 2

Takeaways, teenage girls’ opinions, Jimmy Nail, The Big Breakfast, Sam pits two TV channels against each other, and dirty gravity. (Rec: 6/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/06/2137m 5s

Sam & Andy’s Football Zone

Sheriffs, our TV series plans, butter, spiders, and Euro 2020 predictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/06/2135m 35s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 67

Who are the Marks Brothers? Also, beefing YouTubers, Rovers chase down a record, and Sir Alf makes a speech. (Rec: 10/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/06/2137m 14s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 7

Entrepreneurship, mystical yogi people, the Puffin Club, Ron Dahl’s war on the censors, and a TFTM hero appears in the book. (Rec: 9/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/06/2136m 11s

Life Logistics - Ghost Rights

Sleeping, toilet unblocking, cat tax discs, accidental noncing, cloud-thrusting, and David Attenborough’s knees. (Rec: 8/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/06/2138m 19s

Bring Back Ashtrays

Family camping hell, getting a tab, our candle plans, and Southgate’s psychedelic selections.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/06/2143m 7s

The Magna Banta

Graffiti, gangs, college culture, having a night out, celeb selfies, and a Wayne Rooney opinion.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/06/2138m 10s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 66

Roy wakes up and the Rovers are spurred on as Sir Alf plans his future. Meanwhile Blackie gets emotional again, and we encounter a rugby doctor. (Rec: 3/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/06/2142m 34s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 6

Is Quentin Blake top dollar or laddy? And is this a bird protection podcast now? (Rec: 2/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/06/2133m 18s

Life Logistics - Freeze Everything

Arm sleep positions, van advice, a massive tin of beans, and the nose-to-tail con. (Rec: 1/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/06/2139m 30s

A New Chair

Week off plans, Andy’s flesh, Madness love, and not much else.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/05/2130m 23s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 65

Sir Alf’s gap year, stolen tracksuits and eye-popping tactics, plus police racism and a bedside development. (Rec: 27/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/05/2133m 9s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 5

Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits. (Rec: 26/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/05/2130m 26s

Life Logistics - Jazz Logistics

Minimalism, physical goods v ‘the cloud’, food waste recycling, and golden time. (Rec: 25/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/05/2131m 49s

The Invention Of Fighting

Cauldrons, the nine Chinese fighting techniques, sex handkerchiefs, and some fresh pharmacy trouble.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/05/2136m 32s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/12/1994 Part 1

Brian Harvey’s jacket potato nightmare and the connection between pickling and George Formby. (Rec: 23/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/05/2132m 49s

The King Of Digging

A swingball routine, clambering up velvet, a civilising challenge, and prediction mayhem.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/05/2143m 10s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 64

Erotic drawings, Batman returns, Roy lingers, and Sir Alf espouses the joy of travel. (Rec: 20/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/05/2135m 21s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 4

Shrinking, the benefits of an iron ring, stretched wife insurance, and a nice adoption story. (Rec: 19/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/05/2138m 1s

Life Logistics - Cheese Scones Everywhere

Swearing kids, Roger Taylor’s broadband, socks, films, and sleep clinics. (Rec: 18/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/05/2132m 55s

Jesus vs The Triffids

Len’s podcast, rigcraft, school summer fairs, and our displeasure with some of you.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/05/2146m 9s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 63

Sir Alf considers the Moon and the downsides of fame, Duncan McKay gets angry about Zippy, the crowd explain corners, and Roy reaches for something soft and familiar. (Rec: 13/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/05/2132m 15s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 3

The link between Dahl and Jacko, the genius that was Rod Temperton, the mystery of frogs, and some stuff about The Twits. (Rec: 12/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/05/2134m 21s

Life Logistics - Shut My Body Down

Slothful sobriety, news from the cat community, fantasy radio, working class ad men, the trouble with in-laws, and back hair. (Rec: 11/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/05/2135m 35s

The Henny Lenry Room

Imaginary groups, Glasgow dreams, a Pips revelation, when Mexican stand-offs go wrong, and two gearsticks.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/05/2138m 55s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/02/1978

Dodgy song topics from Macca and Rod, the mighty Bee Gees, and the less-mighty BBC Orchestra. (Rec: 9/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/05/2138m 57s

The Hippie Conundrum

Touchline Lamparding, a coffee tasting, gentle telly, mending stuff, a truck ride, and the Richard O’Sullivan story.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/05/2136m 54s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 62

Starting a London knees-up, Sir Alf’s rules and a book break, and an unconventional half time ritual. (Rec: 6/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/05/2132m 46s

Fear The Thames

An accidental episode including boats, bridges, and Bobby Moore’s dying words.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/05/2126m 29s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 2

We meet Mrs Twit, Roald Dahl clashes with his publishers over the insult levels, and how to enhance a marriage with bunk beds. (Rec: 5/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/05/2131m 57s

Life Logistics - Keep It Simple

Man clubs, a Ken Loach dog story, Nelson’s tail, and a Henry Hoover modifying tip. (Rec: 4/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/05/2138m 19s

Shockwave Events Unfold

The Old Trafford protest, the plight of the ‘big six’ and some racist gossip.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/05/2141m 14s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 4

Beautiful Green, Midge’s meltdown sex-fest, car crash perviness and climax prevention. (Rec: 26/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/04/2134m 24s

Instant Coffee Discovery

Prince Philip’s coining love, birthday crazy golf, clutch bag woe, afternoon flagging, the joy of libraries, and Dog Day.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/04/2137m 31s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 61

Rovers’ stand-in boss arrives direct from Greece… and he hasn’t got time for the buffet. (Rec: 30/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/04/2137m 29s

The Twits Odyssey - Part 1

Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men. (Rec: 29/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/04/2135m 54s

Life Logistics - There Is No Done Thing

Cat limits, train toilets, kitchen essentials, ketchup help, and so much more. (Rec: 28/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/04/2132m 51s

Posting Dead Wasps

Animals on YouTube, Sam’s Hinterland, Oscar’s birthday, Archie’s one-way ticket, and Leniverse politics.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/04/2132m 29s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 3

Nile Rodgers’ wardrobe nightmare, Alison Moyet’s hand growth, the genius that is Alan Ford, and we do the chart rundown. (Rec: 12/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/04/2134m 53s

Covid Beating

A snooker book, puppet sidekicks, judging people, political maniacs and jab violence.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/04/2139m 16s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 60

Roy looks beautiful in his coma, Blackie takes the number 9, and Roy Jr sends a message. Plus some stuff about dead Beatles. (Rec: 23/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/04/2134m 31s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 8

The odyssey comes to an end as Jean has her say and Kev threatens to brandish his sword as he reveals his post-football ambitions. (Rec: 22/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/04/2143m 46s

Life Logistics - Cheek Skin

Mattresses, frying pans, intimate surgery and potatoes. (Rec: 21/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/04/2137m 0s

Scab League

A protest poster, our ESL pod plans, a space dog, and a load of football opinions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/04/2139m 39s

Prescription Thrills

The healthy World Cup, destroying letters, an unsettling pharmacy experience, and Sam’s medical records. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/04/2127m 9s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 59

A 60’s glimpse, Blackie takes the number 9 shirt, Kenny Logan has suspicions, and Roy lingers on the danger list. (Rec: 17/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/04/2134m 44s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 7

Is Kev’s England place in doubt or is he a national hero? Also, dog husbandry and baby football. (Rec: 15/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/04/2130m 51s

Life Logistics - Jeans Advice

Toy Day politics, telly tips, bird-nursing, denim etiquette, and air fryers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/04/2134m 15s

Joint Prime Ministers

Level 42, a cop dealer, a mid-pod delivery, football frauds, and an onscreen baddie revelation.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/04/2129m 20s

Pouncing On Experiences

A podcast recommendation, Delaney father and son turmoil, and a coining near-death.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/04/2125m 38s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 58

Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. (Rec: 9/7/20)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/04/2134m 24s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 6

Kev leaves his football will, clocks in at a boot factory, kisses some hands, and doesn’t trust people. (Rec: 8/7/20)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/04/2133m 33s

Life Logistics - Driving

Lawns, driveways, caravans, wax seals, dog toilets, cars, and Portugal. (Rec: 6/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/04/2132m 54s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 57

Fighting back-up, Roy visits his cousin’s swamp shop, Elton John’s Rothmans collection, and then… BANG! (Rec: 2/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/04/2133m 46s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 5

The Kemps, jugglers, stray-playing, bad magicians, Kev’s business manager arrives, and the perils of meeting Prime Ministers. (Rec: 1/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/03/2136m 3s

Life Logistics - Garage Privilege

Unleashing your inner Lampard, being a latchkey kid, treadmill storage, watercolour aggro, and alcohol guidance. (Rec: 23/6/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/03/2136m 31s

God Knows, There’s Not Many Good Days

Birthdays, prison, interviewing a criminal, TOTP, and lifted restrictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/03/2132m 47s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 Part 2

The Relax video and the nuclear bomb that was Two Tribes, body-popping, Elton’s helicopter demands, and the psychobilly movement. (Rec: 28/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/03/2142m 4s

Sam’s New Overalls

The roofers have arrived, and there's a preview of the podcast awards.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/03/2139m 44s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 56

An injured Roy prepares for combat, Rovers get a lock-in, Roy arrives home drunk and gets some bad news, and Vic Guthrie acts up again. (Rec: 25/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/03/2133m 49s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 4

Kev signs autographs, turns Taxi Driver, and slates his teammates – all part of his five-year plan. Plus Benny Hill. (Rec: 24/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/03/2134m 4s

Life Logistics - The Ghost Of Football

Great Ebenezers of history, lawn admin, golf rule-breaking, drums, and Asda car park fighting. (Rec: 30/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/03/2135m 11s

Sybil The Parrot

Growing strawberries, bored kids, inhaling food, and Imelda Marcos’ safari island.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/03/2138m 33s

Reverse Mum Insult

Murderous motivations, book launch whisky, Italian beach dog attack, and Norvelle lives.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/03/2132m 27s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 55

Roy gets injured but gets to ref the match too, our live show blanket plans, a Race/Jordan comparison, and a dressing room bust-up. (Rec: 18/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/03/2138m 20s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 3

Kev slouches and talks frankly about money again, and his good friend opens the wine. Meanwhile, Gunter Netzer launches the official Hamburg magazine. (Rec: 17/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/03/2132m 43s

Life Logistics - In-Law Power Play

Recycling sifters, diamond mining, respecting the bereaved, parenting, in-law power plays and more. (Rec: 16/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/03/2137m 52s

Superpredicting

Cup glory, away games, showing us it, electric car hell, Nick Cotton.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/03/2136m 7s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984

Possibly the greatest top 40 in the history of charts of all time – our deep dive into it begins here with the song that dominated the whole of 1984. (Rec: 14/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/03/2141m 50s

Mould Death Panic

MOT stuff, frosted nudity, scaffolding, screenwash, chip failure.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/03/2144m 49s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 54

Italian graveyards, The Chichester Dossiers, Roy has an alleyway incident, Penny stays in, and there’s agony on the pitch. (Rec: 11/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/03/2139m 47s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 2

Money, German life confusion, a friendly red card, buckets of petrol, unpleasant meat, and eating a doughnut before you pay for it. (Rec: 10/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/03/2132m 34s

Life Logistics - Wart-Be-Gone

House-buying, Biscoff teeth, self-surgery, an official TFTM detective, bee panic and lots more. (Rec: 9/6/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/03/2133m 3s

Crowdfunding Chaka Khan

Celeb video messaging, tracking down a minor star, and another TFTM business opportunity.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/03/2138m 32s

Nicholas Witchell

Right! Pod barons, cheese-shaming, and why royal secret-keeping should be a Blobby job.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/03/2134m 45s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 53

Roy receives a dossier and has a shower with a policeman. Brinsden gets dumped on the edge of town, and will Roy get wheelied in the face? (Rec: 4/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/03/2137m 16s

The Keegan Hamburg Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins. (Rec: 3/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/03/2133m 19s

Life Logistics - Honey Extraction

Nap techniques, bee guidance, fan comparison, and Hungarian crows. (Rec: 3/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/03/2136m 20s

Learning and Growing

Shutting down a football club, an apology, schools programmes, and London-focussed radio.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/03/2137m 10s

Activate Brown John

Corden, the Queen speaks out, children’s TV presenter emotions and Club Med sex shows.Brown John tickets: https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/143130550329Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/02/2136m 38s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 52

Roy dishes out some on-pitch justice and some class politics, Ben Galloway gets involved and we hear about Roy’s book club. (Rec: 28/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/02/2131m 56s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 10

The final chapter – shark films, Gazza almost drowns, the birds make a grey pie, more of Doc’s back story, and then the film endsJoin the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/02/2149m 3s

Life Logistics: Glass Smashing

Breaking a bottle to get to some money, hotel advice, milk puking, multi-conurbation sightings, and cancer help. (Rec: 26/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/02/2139m 13s

Florida Roy

Not doing that, primary school hell, and market researching milk.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/02/2149m 15s

Top Flight Tune Machine – 17/07/1999

Our Price memories, going round to Eno’s house, self-titled albums, unwelcome life advice, and Pigeon Street. (Rec: 24/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/02/2145m 3s

Cloth Special

Our wiping methods are compared and contrasted, and we discuss Class Action Park.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/02/2138m 14s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 51

Roy does Mastermind, complex crowd banter, attention-seeking and Trevor Brinsden’s new low. (Rec: 21/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/02/2132m 56s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 9

Steamboat Willie, Bunsen burner stockists, yodelling, bedtime trickery, Doc’s family tree, and skeleton abuse. (Rec: 20/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/02/2135m 22s

Life Logistics - Imaginary Arrival Music

Two teas, poisoning other podcasts, eating dogs’ noses, and floor fishcakes. (Rec: 19/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/02/2140m 6s

Shirking Not Working

Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/02/2135m 3s

Space John

The folk tradition in podding, a new cartoon adventure, and large parties. Also… what’s your objective? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/02/2141m 21s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 50

Roy coaches Elton Blake, the pressures of kicking a football, some childhood pain revisited, and Trevor Brinsden returns.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/02/2141m 7s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 8

Dirty-handed dwarfs, living out loud, the aristocrat life, Michael Winner’s bed, and the basements of the super-rich. (Rec: 13/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/02/2136m 47s

Life Logistics - Watery Hole

Appliance-mending YouTubers, Antipodean attention-seeking, Barry Norman’s pickled onions and a dirty old man. (Rec: 12/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/02/2139m 44s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 09/01/1989

A pop blob, arcade fear, an unlikely MBE, a name change, and a major Neighbours update. (Rec: 10/5/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/02/2144m 5s

Honesty Football

VAR’s big screen, rule confusion, the best podding duos, and a major Latvian decision.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/02/2142m 52s

Uncle Tom

Abandoned Melchester, Tory crumpets, a grandad that wasn’t, funerals, and Caribbean chicken.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/02/2143m 6s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49

Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/02/2139m 55s

The Snow White Odyssey – Part 7

Nicknames, our Radio 2 future, oxen, hot objects, Dutch bungalows, and Doc’s back story. (Rec: 6/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/02/2134m 12s

Life Logistics - Drink Value

Self-nicknaming, child crime, kids TV casting, wedding postponement, and shelving. (Rec: 5/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/02/2136m 35s

Ape Pillow

Bed history, breaking into a museum, sleeping in meetings, battling with celebs’ lawyers, and some old football.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/02/2138m 12s

Stan Bowles’ Ambulance

Cake antics, a family treats powerplay, napping science, illegal blue lights, and buying film rights in a pub.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/01/2137m 21s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 48

Arnie Meckiff’s shop, Roy’s personal taxi, VIP prison, Mike Tyson road rage, and a punch is thrown. (Rec: 30/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/01/2134m 55s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 6

The pros and cons of dreams, canal boat hypnotherapy, Derren Brown’s Croydon head-spell, and a little bit of Snow White. (Rec: 29/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/01/2134m 39s

Life Logistics - Water

French landlady issues, noisy eaters, addiction help and more in our first Life Logistics episode! (Rec: 28/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/01/2138m 55s

Lampard Sacked

An emergency pod about Frank Lampard’s dismissal from Chelsea that ends up being about David Batty instead. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/01/2125m 42s

Snow Fun

Listener abuse, deep fat frying, cable woe, viewing tips, and Sunderland skiing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/01/2143m 11s

Death By Grace Jones

Chess teams, some dadnapping, a bit of euthanasia, and some teenage mischief. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/01/2135m 36s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 47

Banning thoughts, Roy’s Turkish prison memories, Blackie offers to deal with Trevor Brinsden, and a shocking shop revelation. (Rec: 23/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/01/2135m 57s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 5

How children are conceived, Disney snobbery, Northern mining, universal basic income, and lax dwarf security. (Rec: 22/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/01/2131m 47s

Not Blue Monday

Venn diagrams, telly talk, banned baby names, and Top of the Pops debuts.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/01/2134m 39s

Squirrel Gang

Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/01/2143m 5s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 46

Kenny Logan’s audacity, Roy’s bullworker, Vic’s fury, a ‘Wahoooo!’, and a couple of death masks. (Rec: 16/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/01/2132m 38s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 4

Did this film trigger Hitler? Who the hell does Snow White think she is? Plus Italian TV and we visit the dwarfs’ diamond mine. (Rec: 15/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/01/2132m 48s

The Tao Of Blobby

A great film, a great board game, Footballball, Liam Gallagher, and displaying your true self.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/01/2138m 15s

Little Sam

Shorter than usual due to technical issues but still time for chat about body heat, covid liars, and orange peel pens.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/01/2120m 30s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 45

Supine vs lupine, small-forehead prejudice, spamming, Bryan Ferry’s worst teacher, school disco injustice and white supremacy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/01/2129m 53s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 3

The Huntsman mulls over his job description, bird authority, and Snow White escapes into the depths of the forest. (Rec: 8/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/01/2132m 18s

Mandle-Burning Man-Child

A pest control update, investing in the comfort market, and a potato story from the countryside.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/01/2144m 34s

The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 5

The top ten… a classic spiking, a killer year, a sausage, the birth of Lamparding, a pair of Harveys and the winner is declared. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/01/2141m 14s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 44

There’s a new face and the reappearance of an old one, we hear about the Melchester gay scene, and the perils of 1980s motoring. (Rec: 2/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/12/2038m 14s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 2

The Prince arrives with a whole load of dodgy entitlement, the Queen is enraged and commissions a special box to give to the Huntsman. (Rec: 1/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/12/2032m 25s

The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 4

20-11… Vardy fuel, road rage, equalising stuff, the best selfie, a bald kid, an escaped bear, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/12/2039m 23s

The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 3

30-21… dominos, corpse-boozing, stadium-soiling, the Clough clump, a dead sheep, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/12/2034m 18s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 43

Roy’s dilemma is resolved, the dismantling of Paco Diaz, a shock phone call from Penny, and how to remove your fingerprints in a hurry. (Rec: 26/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/12/2034m 10s

The Snow White Odyssey - Part 1

A deserted Danish theme park, a bucket of chump, a mirror with plenty to say and our current Queen’s FIFA obsession. (Rec 25/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/12/2031m 47s

The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 2

40-31… Blankety Blank, Mark E. Smith, swearing, pencil-smuggling, digging, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/12/2039m 41s

Mouse Emergency!

Sam discovered a mouse infestation in his rig - here’s what happened next… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/12/2048m 11s

The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 1

50-41, including a horse, Alan Titchmarsh, apartheid, fancy dress, a goalkeeper, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/12/2038m 59s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 42

The Superbrat causes trouble again, messing with FIFA 20, John Veg turns up, and the ref puts Roy in an impossible position. (Rec: 19/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/12/2034m 20s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 8

How a TV show refused to shut down, a look at Minder, South American tit-kicking and Michael’s list of bluechip companies. (Rec: 18/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/12/2037m 52s

Pervert Story

Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/12/2039m 3s

Reginald Bosanquet’s Disco

Dental agony, Barry Gibb’s Christmas song rage, a Barbara Windsor tribute and a raid on Argentina. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/12/2033m 41s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 41

Rovers’ Division 2 campaign gets underway with tension between Roy and both Vic Guthrie AND Nat Gosden. Meanwhile, the ref has plenty to say. (Rec: 13/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/12/2035m 15s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 7

Our mums’ guts, Hologram Whitney, footballer tweets, dead cats on tables, and the secrets of the paparazzi. (Rec: 11/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/12/2033m 37s

Terry Nutkins v Johnny Depp

Animal Magic in Scotland, Europe’s biggest baby, Shark joy, what’s inside snooker balls and a new cat infiltration.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/12/2046m 1s

Non-Dyer Wall Talk

We’re a wall pod now – plus, our call for Britain’s greatest moments, ghost activity, and a torque injury.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/12/2038m 6s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 40

The 40th episode of this odyssey is solely devoted to the cover of the 5th September 1981 issue of Roy of the Rovers. And some other stuff. (Rec: 5/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/12/2030m 14s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 6

Happy Days, CHiPs, Hart To Hart, Manimal, our sitcom plan, shapeshifting and being bob-on. (Rec: 4/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/12/2036m 24s

Icelandic Christmas Folklore

Attenborough’s mad world of ants, the Yule Lads, advent calendars, volunteering as celeb syringers, and Elton meets Arsene.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/11/2043m 5s

Diego Maradona

Our tribute to the greatest footballer who ever lived. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/11/2042m 30s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 39

Spertons, how we’ll be ended, ROTR After Dark, Melchester’s deluded fans enrage us again, and the next Odyssey confirmed. (Rec: 27/2/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/11/2040m 15s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 5

Beckham and his ‘uncle’, VAR takes his eye off the ball, our dystopian raspberry future, the TFTM dinner club and a tiny bit of Michael. (Rec: 27/2/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/11/2035m 59s

A Cockney at Oxford?

The best British moments, Dominic Cummings, Shaun Ryder, Lovers Rock, and Michael McIntyre on Spurs.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/11/2040m 51s

Gladiators and Wispas

Gladiators and Wispas. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/11/2047m 39s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 38

Roy tries to single-handedly tackle Rovers’ hooligan problem but goes full Lampard instead. (Rec: 20/2/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/11/2027m 49s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 4

The TFTM reach, sea filings, Owen gets mugged off by Shearer and asks his parents for World Cup penalty tips. (Rec: 19/4/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/11/2035m 39s

Koi Carp For Cockneys

A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/11/2037m 13s

All The Trimmings

The Sid James/Peter Sutcliffe connection, Broadmoor Christmas dinner, more parental humiliation, and reggae. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/11/2041m 41s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 37

The coconut crab, nightwear, an addiction to murder, and Roy has a dilemma. (Rec: 13/2/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/11/2034m 56s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 3

A train to France 98, Andy’s demise, epilepsy, a bit of Bowie, and Michael’s over-analysis. (Rec: 12/2/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/11/2032m 25s

The Joy of CNN

Monopoly, the end of Trump, Arsene Wenger’s audiobook, and illicit schoolyard trading. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/11/2045m 53s

Touch & Steel

The literary event of 2020, an armchair, Bananarama and new bin talk. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/11/2035m 51s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 36

Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/11/2030m 49s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 2

Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/11/2029m 47s

'Daddy, Why Did You Lie?’

Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/11/2033m 37s

Sunderland Hot Bodies

The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/10/2036m 16s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 35

Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/10/2038m 53s

The Owen Odyssey - Part 1

We begin a shallow dive into Michael Owen's 'Rebooted' autobiography. Gazza's La Manga rig, solitude, and Sinitta's World Cup 98 influence. (Rec: 30/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/10/2035m 52s

Danny Dyer vs The Style Council

Ghosts, The Wall, pub fighting, a kiddie camp story, and Lampard. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/10/2039m 33s

Check Your Bits

Modern music, Sir John Blowie, Sam’s doctor letter, Pele’s birthday, and a death-faking fish. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/10/2035m 36s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 34

The weird enclosure at the 1981 Human Royal Wedding, the Chiswick Soul Patrol, and football fan parks. (Rec: 23/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/10/2030m 32s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 8

James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too. (Rec: 22/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/10/2031m 30s

Another Football Episode

Comebacks, the pressure of fans, Lampard’s refuelling methods, and more pro-PPV common sense. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/10/2036m 36s

Covid Cul-de-sac

Understanding tiers, ghost Christmas plans, and entitled football fans (again). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/10/2035m 20s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 33

Roy catches anxiety and gets a nice touch from his players. Meanwhile we examine crabbing, shelling peas, drug tablets and a garden fire. (Rec: 16/1/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/10/2034m 42s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 7

From a tasty-looking dog tongue to Pancho From The Flats’ goose… and almost everything in between. (Rec: 15/1/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/10/2031m 2s

Continental Breakfast Unboxed

Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/10/2035m 33s

Kid Football Passport Scam

A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/10/2038m 38s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 32

Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/10/2032m 38s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 6

It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/10/2031m 9s

Reflections On The Wall

Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/10/2031m 18s

Fleet Foot Frankie

Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/10/2033m 37s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 31

Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/10/2031m 24s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 5

Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
30/09/2029m 16s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/09/2034m 1s

Top Flight Millionaires

Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/09/2036m 24s

Pumpkin Discount

Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/09/2033m 33s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/09/2034m 49s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 30

Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/09/2032m 48s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/09/2033m 16s

The Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/09/2039m 1s

Countdown Bath

Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/09/2039m 47s

Floppy Criminals

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/09/2043m 55s

The Melchester Odyssey – Part 29

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
16/09/2032m 26s

ResultsBot’s Halfway House

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/09/2039m 35s

Premier League Preview 20/21

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/09/2037m 24s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 28

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/09/2030m 46s

Dream Radio Hero Work

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/09/2037m 40s

Six Times A Day

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/09/2040m 18s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 27

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/09/2035m 0s

Billionaire Skip Wars

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/08/2039m 10s

Creature Market

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/08/2037m 1s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 26

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/08/2031m 32s

Glamping Blood Feud

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/08/2032m 31s

Ask Pele!

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/08/2033m 53s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 25

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/08/2034m 30s

The Unwinnable Del Boy

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/08/2033m 26s

Canal Lampard Encounter

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/08/2028m 11s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 24

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/08/2034m 42s

Cinema Snack Fiasco

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/08/2025m 50s

Van Day

Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/08/2032m 25s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 23

A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/08/2034m 57s

Roger Taylor’s Dishoom Voucher

Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/08/2037m 41s

Best Times/Worst Times

Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/07/2039m 53s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 22

Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/07/2038m 50s

Top Dollar or Casual Bloke?

Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
27/07/2040m 58s

Split From Split

A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/07/2032m 30s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 21

With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/07/2039m 39s

The Air

Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/07/2044m 54s

Smelting

The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/07/2039m 56s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 20

The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/07/2034m 21s

Ortolan Zeitgeist

A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/07/2032m 9s

Louie?

Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/07/2033m 12s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 19

Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/07/2032m 59s

IFS Big Week

Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/07/2035m 42s

ResultsBot and ERNIE

A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/07/2036m 19s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 18

Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/07/2033m 28s

Andy Three-Hammocks

New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/06/2039m 28s

Business Geese

Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/06/2039m 0s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 17

Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/06/2026m 36s

The Xerox Perpetuity

Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/06/2037m 23s

Humans of Honour - Mick Talbot

He's the keyboard king who was 50% of The Style Council and enjoyed spells with Dexy's Midnight Runners and Roger Daltrey and Wilko Johnson - and we've interrogated him just for you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/06/2050m 52s
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