Top Flight Time Machine

Top Flight Time Machine

By Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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Episodes

TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 4

Dancing machines at Wetherby services, Harry Redknapp’s wedding anniversary, assorted office invasions, and a fall-out with an opinionated Texan. (Rec: 31/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/07/2438m 28s

Death - Part 2

Assassinability, near-death, lifestyle-related death thoughts, a funeral plan treasure map, and inspiring the peace process.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/07/2431m 9s

Death - Part 1

We ponder our demises and the death-adjacent states of some of our late relatives, and some other spiritual stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/07/2431m 15s

TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 3

Roy's managerial career begins at Sunderland - he gets a swivel chair and moves into nearby student digs. His nemesis also reappears and he grapples with a player in his office. Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/07/2430m 51s

Playing Out - Part 2

A telly format, a burnt-out car, a one-boy anti-smoking campaign, lemonade, and friend avoidance.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/07/2431m 34s

Playing Out - Part 1

Feebleplay, the demise of playing out, an American chippy, film star Larry, and BMX talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/07/2436m 47s

TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 2

Roy clashes with Vieira then Fergie, signs for Celtic out of spite and encounters John Hartson's pop and crisps diet. (Rec: 17/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/2426m 53s

Event Catering

Man driving, deluxe bunking in, a difficult follow-up, political triggering, and the football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/07/2430m 41s

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

A sober-minded and thoughtful response to the 2024 General Election outcome.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/07/2437m 33s

TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive into Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' book begins here. Body iron loss, disdain for the Class of 92 and some terrible revelations about Sir Bobby Charlton. (Rec: 10/10/2018)  Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/07/2443m 25s

Solar Gorilla Motorbike Statue

The new way of doing things, reactions, that England match, and a sex shout-out. Extended version available on our Iron Filings Society service: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/07/2431m 56s

Cranking Down

Some podding changes, a proposed trip, memory jumbles, Italians and ketchup, and the Falklands War.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/06/2433m 29s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 225

Dundee United, man talk in a van, all-inclusive logistics, Jimmy turns up, Duncan relaxes with mice, and there’s some oil. (Rec: 27/9/23)    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/06/2437m 17s

The Roussos Odyssey - Part 3

Names, pickling, tabs, Eurohits, and Demis meets Basil Brush before dying and getting a museum. (Rec: 27/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/06/2439m 0s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 25/06/2000 Part 1

Just the chart rundown. (Rec: 26/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/06/2436m 54s

Suffer To Thrive

Weeding, nappy time, 2004 Rooney, that missing lad, and the unbreakable confidence of certain men.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/06/2434m 56s

Bramberry’s Been Out

Visual audio, reaction to England v Denmark, talking animals, and a mini election section.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/06/2437m 19s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 224

Boys and their dogs, God narrates, Bobby Robson and redheads, Musk and Tate, and Roy’s inquiry. (Rec: 21/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/06/2436m 4s

The Roussos Odyssey - Part 2

European family, different words for stuff, redneck origins, striking doctors, the Queen and Penelope Keith, boxing, and tea addiction. (Rec: 20/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/06/2434m 47s

Life Logistics - Dad v Stepdad

Star Wars groins, bowling shame, wrong-naming debit card disposal, and wasteland yearning. (Rec: 19/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/06/2438m 34s

Beating Up Your Dad

Football positions, Keown’s intelligence levels, the majesty of Rooney, and a golfer with a gun.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/06/2430m 42s

Tummy Massage

Snide football kit acquisition, cards and energy and smells, plus a Liam Gallagher gig experience.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/06/2437m 53s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 223

Bobby Robson calls Roy, Italian fingers, Don Howe on Blankety Blank, Roy is unscoutable, and Jimmy gets an agent. (Rec: 14/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/06/2435m 51s

The Roussos Odyssey - Part 1

Dover, flags, a ferret, the 1968 Parisian protests, The Stone Roses, Daubs, mass online derision, and turning down GB News. (Rec: 13/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/06/2430m 9s

Life Logistics - Odious Man

Introducing yourself to neighbours, a Raggedy Ann update, assaulting a big bloke, alcohol at family functions, and new teapots. (Rec: 12/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/06/2433m 46s

Time To Die?

Pop concerts, terrace myths, weddings, crying, and science ignorance.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/06/2435m 40s

Leg Meat Transplants

Face-morphing, video premieres, god-tier pet-walking, a mauled listener, and a news round-up.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/06/2433m 9s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 222

Sacks of birthday cards, Roy fights himself with tridents, Penny dresses up, a motorcade, a whip-round, a big reveal, and an amazing phone call… (Rec: 7/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/06/2434m 58s

The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 3

The Kwackers’ spaceship, fat kid characters, Sam’s wrist, Bad Boy runs amok, and back to/from Popland. (Rec: 6/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/06/2431m 16s

Life Logistics - Mould Men

A mysterious miracle liquid, tackling homophobia, flight tips, and a new office job. (Rec: 5/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/06/2432m 53s

The Election Section - Part 1

Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/06/2418m 16s

Sneeze Death Fear

Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/06/2433m 47s

Vinegar Salad

Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/05/2435m 40s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 221

Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/05/2432m 56s

The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 2

Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/05/2430m 28s

History Box - Euro 80 Part 2

Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/05/2430m 1s

American Sitting

A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/05/2436m 5s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 220

Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/05/2445m 15s

The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 1

Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/05/2441m 19s

Noelplay Special

A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/05/2428m 40s

History Box - Euro 80 Part 1

School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/05/2433m 47s

Flower Husbandry

Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/05/2431m 49s

The Parrot

An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/05/2433m 20s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 219

Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/05/2439m 39s

The Noakes Odyssey - Part 4

Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/05/2435m 45s

Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 4

Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/05/2431m 10s

My Kidney Journey

A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/05/2449m 16s

Telly Cubs Memories

Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/05/2432m 20s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 218

Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/05/2432m 32s

The Noakes Odyssey - Part 3

Grooming Roly, an afro-david, holiday guards, letting babies cry, Reg, ropes, and heights. (Rec: 9/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/05/2430m 17s

Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 3

Queen and Bowie, popularity, Tommy, Van Halen, and liking music at school. (Rec: 8/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/05/2438m 55s

Whither Emu?

Listlessness, POI Boehly, woman-pleasing, extra blankets, and we launch an investigation into a murder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/05/2443m 24s

The Senna Bungalow

Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/05/2437m 9s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 217

Bob Paisley, the concept of speed, a dressing room visit, Harold Lloyd, and Jimmy Slade goes into a frenzy. (Rec: 3/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/05/2432m 10s

The Noakes Odyssey - Part 2

John’s marvellous column-scaling outfit, Biddy’s pet, dog expenses, ‘Idiot Noakes’ anniversary strops, and Shep dies. (Rec: 2/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/05/2430m 5s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/03/1984 Part 2

Torvill and Dean, a bike accident, an Uber incident, Rockwell, and a Madonna pic hunt. (Rec: 1/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/04/2434m 26s

Gurning Noelplay

Live jazz, watch talk, crime chat, more watch talk, and Auf Wiedersehen Pet.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/2435m 13s

Snooker Nut Smuggling

Darts chaos, choosing the soft life, Sir John Classical, a lorry-driving footballer, and leaf-blowing/sucking.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/04/2433m 54s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 216

Addresses, team and house points, Roy dresses really badly, 100%ing at work, and the Boycott era begins. (Rec: 27/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/04/2434m 46s

The Noakes Odyssey - Part 1

The back story of Blue Peter legend John Noakes, including tea, cult activity, two Jones’, and a sexy birthday party. (Rec: 26/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/04/2430m 3s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/03/1984 Part 1

Just the chart rundown. But what a chart. (Rec: 25/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/04/2433m 11s

Terry Sorts The Door

Jadedness, a roundabout visit, live classical music, being high in a cat café, and a dinner party fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/04/2443m 2s

Backflip Boy Surgery

A dad powerplay, hero fantasies, an amazing cake, music documentary tips, and digging news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/04/2433m 34s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 215

Saying names of old players, Australia, Uber friends, Moyes’ close shave, and an amazing new chairman. (Rec: 20/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/04/2441m 55s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 10

Boris in Chichester, Turkish Delight and champagne, a street pig, and a pivot to lions. (Rec: 19/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/04/2425m 35s

Life Logistics - Shepherd Hut Smoking

Office chairs, shared lawn woes, work avoidance, and a career crossroads. (Rec: 18/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/04/2438m 4s

Andrew Cute

Excess peanuts, Vienetta, Harrods, Paul Weller, and vintage magazine treasure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/04/2431m 28s

Greasy Spoon Family Trip

Sananda Maitreya gets Jacko angry, Grace Jones and Halifax, glazier talk, breaking news, video shops, and dustmotes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/04/2437m 2s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 214

Brazil gets punched, more Hunt rehabilitation, an emotional reunion, and an evil face. (Apologies for the intermittent sound issues) (Rec: 13/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/04/2433m 7s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 9

Tirpitz the war pig, TV show endings, the Dad’s Army cast slated, and jury duty avoidance. (Rec: 12/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/04/2438m 41s

Life Logistics - Hair And That

To shave or not shave the face and bonce, ageing satisfaction, and politics. (Rec: 11/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/2436m 28s

Donkey Stuff

Differing sleep plans, an emergency evacuation, tea tray acquisition, paragliding, and a café grass.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/04/2434m 32s

The Soft Life

Retirement cosplay, crosswords, Steve Martin, sausage sexism, a chippie breakfast, lyric comparison, and a litre of cream.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/04/2436m 39s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 213

Some dream chat, Roy’s mind safari, another VHS tape, the big screen is deployed, and a terrible word. (Rec: 6/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/04/2441m 52s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 8

Party pig, wrist injury, a flat pig gives up, pig conflict resolution, Johan Cruyff, and the Muppets. (Rec: 5/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/04/2440m 4s

Life Logistics - Church Stuff

Denied queries, football start-ups, church stuff, and selling a car. (Rec: 4/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/04/2431m 18s

Giant Haystacks

Fitness denial, a bit of Big Daddy, eating wax, hanging out with McCartney, democracy, and a Christmas single.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/04/2430m 3s

School Assembly

Beeping Timmy gets beeped at, mum-cussing is tackled, home-schooling with a twist, and pianist transfers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/03/2437m 37s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 212

AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/03/2434m 14s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 7

More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/03/2442m 24s

Life Logistics - Loaf Alternatives

Bread talk, wrap chat, in-law holidays, tip tips, fan noise, and fan noise. (Rec: 27/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/03/2432m 28s

Pressure Points

Advert avoidance, heavy books, low performance, ants, a spiteful list, Maradona, and a cat attack.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/03/2440m 47s

Buttery Crumpet

A special offer, a child hooligan, exciting pig news, a fruity flag, and a bit of banning.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/03/2433m 28s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 211

An activation lever, John Wark, drawing horses, 1980s Australians, a new signing tries a banana shot, and a Pigface stitch-up. (Rec: 22/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/03/2433m 42s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 6

Durrell, Herriott, the voiceover world, Enn Reitel, throat steroids, and cancellation worries. (Rec: 21/6/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/03/2432m 3s

History Box - Magic Alex Part 4

Lying to The Beatles, buying a Greek island, Japanese whisky, wiring large sums of money, lethal armoured cars, and an artificial sun. (Rec: 20/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/03/2437m 19s

The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 1

On our sixth birthday, we look back at a list of ideas we’ve had in the past that have been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/03/2433m 51s

Shooting A QC

Bum crack talk, a mindfulness class, shelves, memories of houses from the past, gatecrashers, and scolding strangers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/03/2433m 29s

A Legal War

The defamation battle of the year assessed, awards for the untalented, an unboxing follow-up, and secret disposals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/03/2441m 46s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 210

Hucknall, Roy’s new single, comics, celeb encounters, Perspex violence, the Hunter’s Hat Trick, and the most sendings-off. (Rec: 15/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/03/2445m 4s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 5

Corvid talk on a train, a dolphin ban, the Tamworth Two, Carlton Cole, and Harry Redknapp rescues a donkey. (Rec: 14/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/03/2434m 53s

History Box - Magic Alex Part 3

Magazines, holiday gifts, the BeatlesCave, reversing, and 2am diesel syphoning. (Rec: 13/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/03/2446m 38s

Zoom-In Christmas

Photo manipulation, Cheryl and Ashley, liking films, and Stevie Wonder messes about.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/03/2433m 11s

Initialling Samples

Missing princess speculation, Stalin, maturing attitudes, a smashed bath tub, and Ben Elton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/03/2435m 50s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 209

Brief dream chat, old school photography, bunny spotting, filming men, Bielsa, imagination analysis, and Terry Anderson. (Rec: 8/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/03/2435m 51s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 4

Pig Beach, bear encounters, ghost attacks, universal basic income, the Branson connection, and history’s liveliest pig. (Rec: 7/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/03/2434m 27s

History Box - Magic Alex Part 2

Susceptibility to persuasive characters, Hammers in Hollywood, online banking security, and bartering pods for sausages. (Rec: 6/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/03/2431m 8s

Peanut Ad Dive

Marketing strategies, lesser podcasts, lamb memories, a talking head ambush, and widow correspondence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/03/2434m 37s

Sock Gravel Friend

Feeling posh, playlists for dogs, being tracked, prepping, podding by post, Geoff Capes, and a forest house trek.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/03/2439m 5s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 208

Alternate facts, touchscreens, more Anderson Incident, wheel-feeding, the choke, hazards, the glove compartment, and boiled sweets. (Rec: 1/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/02/2435m 57s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 3

Pigs in The Lancet, DNA, coining trouble, sexy eye patches, pig speed, pig sound, being eaten by pets, and a mixed grill in a bag. (Rec: 31/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/02/2434m 16s

History Box - Magic Alex Part 1

We examine the Beatles’ inventor pal, including name-changing, plastic, Brian Jones, and tech disruption. (Rec: 30/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/02/2431m 59s

Andrew’s Van

New pod plug, data hating, hiding a film, the ‘Funhouse’ rights, an LA office, book talk, and a museum fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/02/2451m 15s

Guernsey Jazz

Island solitude, tax evasion, sauciness, a Nazi hospital, award defeat, and the continuing demise of football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/02/2446m 22s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 207

A curtain-raiser, The Anderson Incident, Lynex, bodily rearrangement, horse fighting, and Roy and Blackie watch a video. (Rec: 25/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/02/2443m 57s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 2

Attenborough, Nat West pigs, entry-level marketing professionals, middle-aged BMXers, and black pigs do some breeding. (Rec: 24/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/02/2431m 14s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 10/6/1990 Part 2

The coolness of 1990, Fatboy Slim ruins a new top, cheese corkage, urchins in anoraks, and the magic of MC Tunes. (Rec: 23/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/2437m 37s

Police Action Now

Prediction scenes, a trip to Nottingham, royal conspiracies, and far right cult membership claims.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/02/2440m 19s

Cultural Overview

Simon & Garfunkel bicker, USA For Africa vs Prince, lots of stuff we’ve been watching, and Steve Wright.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/02/2436m 4s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 206

Footballers’ books, a bit of Noelplay, dodgy cops, a victory parade, some post-match tablets, and Soccer Sixes. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/02/2436m 2s

The Pig Odyssey - Part 1

A possible pig visit, pig anatomy facts, pig encounters, and savers. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/02/2432m 4s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 10/6/1990 Part 1

Pretty much just the chart rundown - honk honk! (Rec: 16/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/02/2440m 9s

International Literature

Jarvis Cocker, more stationery, dirty book shops, a school report, and foreign bongo.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/02/2437m 44s

We Are Good Men

A comedy show, self-care, Gregg Wallace, a public speaking fail, and a February bonus.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/02/2437m 49s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 205

Sanctimonious presenters, still saying, sweepers, Roy and Joe come together, post-Armageddon plans, and post-match noises. (Rec: 11/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/02/2433m 36s

The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 5

Bell bottoms, the hair genie, Big Tie, phone mix-ups, Tea Shop, fishing, a mashed car door, Mrs Vomit, and future plans. (Rec: 10/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/02/2446m 17s

History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 4

Beatles blagging, wild parakeets, Millwall implosion, Sparkie Williams, Sid threatens a budgie, and ResultsBot vows to go clean. (Rec: 9/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/02/2437m 14s

Taco Sunday

Kitchen cleaning, getting away for a bit, Teesside, accidental stalking, and asking about house valuations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/02/2437m 2s

Solar-Powered Micro Suns

Transatlantic trolling, some science, a captured monkey, Gladiators, and the Lampard men.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/02/2441m 49s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 204

Nervous Walter, a lucky chant, an old young manager, hot tellies, and an amazing soccer watch. (Rec: 4/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/02/2432m 56s

The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 4

A genuine office injury, mental health first aiders, living in fear, a canine visit, and lunchtime boozing. (Rec: 3/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/01/2430m 38s

History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 3

Sid thanks the telly, switching off after a show, accidental VHS wiping, some Sid info, and cage advice. (Rec: 2/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/01/2434m 47s

Audio-Visual Unboxing

Some stuff we got sent, some insurance tips, and disgraceful scenes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/01/2434m 30s

Fishy Fists

A sporting legend buys bog rolls, stationery purchasing, schoolgirl handwriting, and Forest of Dean stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/01/2434m 49s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 203

More Roland Rat, nerves, adult nappies, Tubby’s sweet shop, Roy’s first job, and John raises his flag,  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/01/2428m 1s

The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 3

1970s sexism, Christmas party exclusion, The Likely Lads, omelette seduction, call centre hell, and pressing buttons. (Rec: 3/5/23)    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/01/2427m 43s

History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 2

Tea, birds, Wimbledon, Great Uncle Augustus, Sid’s lodgings, and Italian eating times. (Rec: 2/5/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/01/2430m 56s

Ramshackle Episode

Lethargy, aimless weekends, pioneering podcasting, shrinkflation, wild boars, and a pop star up the lapdancing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/01/2433m 49s

Dizzy Dots

Music for babies, murder telly, spinning at work, Gok rings up, fat pics, and the Queen’s pool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/01/2439m 22s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 202

Post-covid nift, a 1980s chairman, Vine, Diamond, Humphries, Parkinson, and Rat. (Rec: 27/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/01/2428m 42s

The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 2

Noises podcasting, tea set plans, office knitwear shame, Brent Cross, and discontinued confectionery. (Rec: 26/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/01/2438m 27s

History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 1

Covid recovery, pet shops, goldfish, landladies, a classic Carry On, and the NHS. (Rec: 26/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/01/2431m 35s

2024 - Year Of Our Bodies

The PredictoFinger, a dog spies on a naked ex-footballer, shower methods, Blue Monday nonsense, and a vegan sex professor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/01/2434m 0s

Man Health MOT

Some future deep dive considerations, movie song revivals, and Sam gets a thorough medical going over.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/01/2433m 53s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 201

Old newsagents, a smoking teacher, official abuse, the ‘Amor’, injuries, new towns, and the Cup Final kicks off.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/01/2433m 32s

The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 1

Storming the day out market and the suit market, spotting Lineker, chatting with Lumley, plus Don Brennan and C4 show development.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/01/2432m 33s

Life Logistics - Poppadom House Rules

Meal deals, curry Lamparding, a storage price hike, and document disposal fun while avoiding Feargal Sharkey.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/01/2435m 38s

Mouth Tyres

A Sooty trip, accountants, motor management, shin pads, derby woe, and unwanted pop-ups.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/01/2432m 40s

The Joy Of Darts

The king of just resting, lamparding some stewards, crowdless sport, a superb guess, and Science Island.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/01/2447m 9s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 200

Future Melchester thoughts, Heinz spaghetti dinners, half time drug ingestion, bubblecopters John Jaws, and Roy’s nicknames. (Rec: 6/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/01/2438m 3s

The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 6

Noel pre-empts this podcast, Daddy Warbucks, a terrible day, some different Noel content and the plane lands. (Rec: 5/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/01/2441m 0s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 3

Greasemania, Travolta and Cage, our richest listener, cartoons in films, a mod shop ruckus, and some songs from the chart. (Rec: 4/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/01/2433m 11s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 199

Recreating football, a war of nerves, air banners, Roy Jr gets on the telly, rhyming with John Weller, and subterranean dugouts. (Rec: 30/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/12/2334m 2s

The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 5

Deal Or No Deal news, some high performance content including a poem, KFC Chat, and jazz. (Rec: 29/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/12/2332m 55s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 2

Cats in the wild, Danish web design, Barnes literary scene updates, Ghost XL, and Bob Geldof defies the unions. (Rec: 28/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/12/2332m 2s

Dad Curious

A hotel coffee machine incident, a party plan, a jolly doctor, and a treacherous journey home from Liverpool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/12/2331m 51s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 198

Wood procurement, turning and blowing, collapsing schools, an alien dinner badge, Kevin the Kitten, and some different times content. (Rec: 23/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/12/2333m 14s

The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 4

Needless flight jargon, plane vs helicopter, animation plans, the King’s biscuits, and the cost of travelling. (Rec: 22/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/12/2332m 50s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 1

Blob husbandry, the best holiday noise, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 21/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/12/2345m 57s

Sue Barker Emoji

The end of banter telly, Blankety Blank, an erectile dysfunction investigation, and the IFS Christmas party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/12/2334m 31s

Digital Exploration

Fencing for health, a Soviet cheat, testosterone loss, and prostate checks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/12/2334m 12s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 197

An unsettled guest, fat cats, a bit of Noeltalk, Pat Sharp life tips, and a scratchcard game. (Rec: 16/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/12/2330m 56s

The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 3

A special guest, luggage talk, extra jargon, buying a radio station in mid-air, Richest Branston, and Noel gets increasingly excited. (Rec: 15/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/12/2333m 50s

Life Logistics - Toilet Turkey

Night howling, an air fryer barbecue, Steve and Ange, swearing around babies, and dog-dragging. (Rec: 14/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/2335m 44s

Christmas Build-Up

Gift plans, Sam’s fake tree, giant cooking, boxes of chocolates, and a self-commissioned documentary.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/12/2336m 37s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 3

Teenage listening, sexy bank robbers, a Sam duet, our plans to become MPs, Macca writes ‘Jet’, and some Wombles and Abba and a C5. (Rec: 12/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/2334m 32s

Spy Suspicions

Foaming, frenzying, getting tapped up by the intelligence services, Nissan, Sunak, and Klopp.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/12/2336m 17s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 196

A tribute to Penny, an editorial refreshment issue, Roy’s many gods, a white pitch, cotton wool boots, nerves, and Mark Owen. (Rec: 9/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/12/2344m 31s

The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 2

Noel discloses his flight history, has intrusive thoughts, Sam flies solo, Richard Keys, and school slogans. (Rec: 8/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/12/2331m 24s

Life Logistics - Cream High

The Queen’s soaps, death news speculating, the teachings of a 100-year-old man, a spending query, and veggie chat. (Rec: 7/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/12/2343m 5s

Tooth Removal

Sam goes to the dentists, the external sinus, an anger vein, a Christmas tree policy shift, and monster hunting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/12/2330m 17s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 195

A player-turned-teacher, tense Roy, knowledgeable fans, a rewritten snooker anthem, and some future tech appears. (Rec: 2/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/11/2347m 18s

The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 1

Gremlins, Noelplay, technological motivations, a frustrated angry dad, Bond, a retraction, and Noelwear. (Rec: 1/3/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/11/2330m 52s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 8

A greased lens, a new shop explored, fat advice, rabies in France and a terrifying BBC film. (Rec: 28/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/11/2330m 46s

RIP Terry Venables

Roaring awake, lazy Sunday stuff, a tooth problem, and our tribute to the architect of Euro 96.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/11/2331m 34s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 2

Tip talk, early Wombles, a self-flowing river, The Spoon, a Glitter spin-off, and Avengers admin. (Rec: 26/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/11/2334m 42s

Bring Back Angus

Sniping at radio stations, pop music, recommendations, and another nail in football’s coffin.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/11/2341m 29s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 194

Joe Bellamy’s rage increases, Nat Gosden struggles, football pub talkers, a pre-match atrocity, and a nice away kit. (Rec: 23/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/11/2335m 28s

The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 6

Best best mate name, old Leeds stuff, wet Alf Garnett, bad houseboat research, Parky, and the big eggs hatch. (Rec: 22/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/11/2337m 33s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 7

Magic, insecurity, the Pigeon Street link, Sam does a joke, and some rabies arrives by boat. (Rec: 21/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/11/2332m 42s

Emergency Pod - New Argentina President

Javier Milei, his dead dog, his chainsaw, and how the UK could be next.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/11/2313m 16s

Incredible Shoehorn

Beatboxing, poor and/or expensive light festivals, a charity flounce, friendship maintenance, and embracing TikTok.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/11/2338m 8s

Grifting Drinks

Assorted pop acts, Lineker in the pub, the shpuke, I’m A Celeb, Animal Kwackers, and Prowse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/11/2337m 11s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 193

Claret kit history, a terrible vantage point, awful opinions, enraged Bellamy gets done, and an old-timer returns. (Rec: 16/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/11/2329m 51s

The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 5

A now-disgraced kids show, a nervous bugler, bus conductors, and Rod’s best mate. (Rec: 15/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/11/2332m 37s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 6

Investigative journalism, fear of ‘the other’, a happy rabid dog, pet stats, and grassing for Britain. (Rec: 14/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/11/2326m 43s

Escaped Italian Lion

Some fireworks, grown men dressed up, pocket pebbles, hermitage trouble, and a parasympathetic nervous system.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/11/2335m 57s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 1

Just the chart rundown really. (Rec: 12/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/2333m 35s

Waiter Envelope Badge

Living near the National Archive, the Duchy of Cornwall, an Indian meal, C-3PO gets on eBay, and leaving gigs early.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/2343m 16s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 192

Father/son gaming, tactics, cup rivalry, posh trains, alluring Penny, sprains, and a computer contest. (Rec: 9/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/11/2335m 23s

The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 4

An apology, crossbows, big eggs, new baby mayhem, and Rod’s dad. (Rec: 8/2//23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/11/2324m 51s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 5

Respecting rabies, chilling dystopias, a sponsored cat, a horror circus, and selling fish to the rich. (Rec: 7/2//23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/11/2330m 42s

Noel Zealand

A deep dive into Noel Edmonds’ latest antics in and around his New Zealand compound.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/11/2334m 52s

New York Odyssey

American catchphrases, posh fireworks, collaborating with Lineker, Pickleball, and a rat-killing mayor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/11/2338m 7s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 191

Milkmen’s greasy spoon, scrambled eggs, Norman’s thigh tape, the ‘seven-on-two’, a prophecy error, BMX stuff, and murder admission. (Rec: 2/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/11/2343m 2s

The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 3

Getting on telly as kids, Australia flights, dwelling on the bad stuff, keeping secrets, Salford showbiz buffet, and attacking the Queen Mum. (Rec: 1/2/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/11/2333m 40s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 4

Implausibility, a delivery miracle, a dog bite film, continental armpit warnings, and Jon Pertwee’s rate card. (Rec: 31/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/10/2331m 1s

Bedtime 2 (2nd Attempt)

Loungewear, goblin mode, airport security, sleep issues, snooker commentary, and texts from doctors. (This time with the correct audio!)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/10/2330m 23s

Sweets

Are chocolates sweets? Also, a video farewell, firework-swallowing, jigsaw-poisoning, local sweets, and snus.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/10/2332m 32s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 20/6/1999 Part 2

Finding diamonds, an outrageous canine guest, a friend of the pod, book shop negotiation, and some music stuff. (Rec: 29/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/10/2333m 26s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 190

Forest chat, fictional football careers, hard man Vic, more names on hoardings, and a new comic is launched. (Rec: 26/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/10/2337m 46s

The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 2

Evil sleepers, Carol Vorderman’s love life, hypocrisy, big-chinned celebs, LazyTown, and Rod’s domestic life. (Rec: 25/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/10/2331m 44s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 3

Heart location, moving to Portugal, old photos, mess definition, and travelling not holidaying. (Rec: 24/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/10/2330m 46s

Jazz Brunch

New York plans, saying embarrassing stuff, USA culture, and the Battenberg cake.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/10/2333m 40s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 20/6/1999 Part 1

Stock, Aitken & Waterman, a canine guest, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 22/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/10/2337m 34s

Peter Purves’ Compound

Self-abuse motivations, Blue Peter team pic, bear lasagne thief, the Rooneys, and pet surgery news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/10/2338m 6s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 189

Father/son FIFA grief, Roy says a strange thing in his action jacket before licencing his reflective system and getting drunk, and Rob gets bullied. (Rec: 19/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/10/2339m 46s

The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 1

Refusing This Is Your Life, Bill Oddie quizzes with Sam, Eamonn Andrews gets fighty, Emu and Orville are held hostage, and Cheggers gets attacked. (Rec: 18/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/10/2338m 19s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 2

Rabies today, cure distribution, visiting ‘France’, wet markets and covid, and relocating to Antarctic. (Rec: 17/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/10/2331m 31s

Three Puddings Sam

Blood-letting with an uncle, some tube-clambering, an overindulgence of sweetness, and Christmas taste-testing plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/10/2334m 33s

Very Long Episode

Christmas begins, fruit cake and cheese, gig talk, Savile, and Sam scrambles eggs wrong.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/10/2354m 27s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 188

Patronising media, an unknown kit manufacturer, a fish-filleting legend, a sausage duo, and acronym hate. (Rec: 12/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/10/2335m 30s

The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 6

A bouncing bridge, Wembley stats, a Hammersmith stand-off, foaming, sex maniacs, and a stupidity tax. (Rec: 11/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/2331m 41s

History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 1

Foam, hair products, Paul Weller’s dad, double crown hell, and dodgy allotments. (Rec: 10/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/10/2330m 23s

Music Or Football?

The matchday chore, Keane meets Yaffle, the Jackson connection, and other great TFTM achievements.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/10/2332m 55s

The Soho Accusation Technique

School issues, the Tory conference, a dirty old man up the park, Strictly, and imperial phase Brucie.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/10/2341m 59s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 187

Bringing back booting and rabies, McKay’s god image and healing qualities, and Roy takes the credit for everything. (Rec: 5/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/10/2331m 47s

The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 5

Editorial choices, lion photography, Oscar praise, a cat army, threat management, and some phobias. (Rec: 4/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/10/2334m 24s

History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 4

Researching Kathy Hill, Andrew is celebrated, George tinkers, a great drunk shot, and it all ends. (Rec: 3/1/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/10/2328m 38s

Cookie’s Birthday

A computer man, some canine bad behaviour, a problem, a daredevil mascot, more mascot chat, and being chased by sheep.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/10/2333m 58s

Pray For Bonnie

A Vita Modula clean-up, Stacey Solomon, a beloved cat gets hurt, and a fox and a fence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/09/2335m 6s

Memoriam Noises

A bonus mini-episode that started out as something else.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/09/2315m 55s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 186

Star Wars figures, Roy goes in goal and plays god, Club Botham, Rob ignores feedback, progress, and a sweaty Bobby Robson dream. (Rec: 29/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/09/2328m 46s

The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

A rabbit contributes, mail cats, a double banana, and some human-looking artefacts. (Rec: 28/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/09/2332m 21s

History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 3

GM arrives in style, great greet-acting, a grumpy caretaker, a real-life boyfriend, and Spike Milligan’s unrequited love. (Rec: 27/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/09/2325m 37s

Bald Man In Wigtown

A trip to Scotland, a menuless café, nonocliers, a hotel room picnic, tomato talk, and a perfume gift.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/09/2334m 20s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 3

Delaney Christmas Day plans, David Essex films, a life of crime considered, and a problematic hit dissected. (Rec: 25/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/09/2335m 43s

Beware The Two-Wheeled Grass

Ronnie Pickering, Murdoch quits, cash deals, fly-tipping, free books, and Brandreth feedback.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/09/2337m 29s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 185

Michael Robinson, our emigration plans, Roy’s dad, a spider car, petrol money, and Charlie Carter gets injured again. (Rec: 22/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/09/2333m 30s

The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Forced accountant listening, Slade origin info, a voice legend, holiday observing, James Bantz, butcher bird, and evolution. (Rec: 21/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/09/2330m 58s

History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 2

Album titles, Andrew’s influence, The Beatles of the Rings, musical alchemy, and a skiing PR trip with John Pigface. (Rec: 20/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/09/2331m 9s

Ringo’s Furniture

A Beatle visits Blue Peter, steel, Perspex, plastic, a little man with some radiators, and some breaking news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/09/2340m 0s

The Luxury Of Chaos

Nature’s fightback, empty office pod nests, celebrity misbehaviour, early morning sport, mum-shaming, and new school talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/09/2345m 14s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 184

Free stuff, Charlie Nicholas, slalom runs, a Benny Hill funeral, dead former lovers, I-Spy, bowing, and the captain’s room.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/09/2337m 26s

The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

A mine rat and other hero animals, a creepy finger, childhood swearing, and a Tinder surprise.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/09/2328m 44s

History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 1

Whamageddon hate, perineum tactics, strength, pudding, George’s miracles, and hair chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/09/2330m 20s

The Human Flaviu

Extreme heat, our positions in the coming revolution, and the escaped ‘terrorist’ and his many TFTM links  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/09/2335m 19s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 2

A classic is unearthed, podding walk-on songs, a dadpod, milk in pubs, and lionplay.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/09/2331m 29s

A Park Gone Wrong

Chasing a celeb’s dog, family cults, coffee shop rage, a car boot fail, and toastie fury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/09/2330m 20s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 183

The best 1980’s kit manufacturers, sexy leather dogs, Brinsden the genius, Roy’s Monday report, and Animal Sundays.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/09/2338m 16s

The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

The annual Yuletide deep dive returns with extra-eye cow, the shyest footballer, emulating Frodo, and cat/dog updates.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/09/2329m 19s

History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 3

Sepp’s downfall, his replacement, his love life, his sexy plans, and ‘partners’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/09/2331m 21s

Magical Gravy Ingredient

Apple chat, brainstorming ideas, healthy after-school snacks, and a disastrous McDonalds trip. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/09/2337m 18s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 1

Just the top 40 rundown to be honest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/09/2334m 11s

Archives Work Fantasy

Scrounging, niche football talk, Spinal Tap, cinema discomfort, Victorian inventions, more scrounging and consumer rumours.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/09/2334m 24s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 182

A new lamp, a pupdate, Roy goes ABC, a soaked petition, high Penny, and Brinsden’s gang buys a paper.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/08/2343m 15s

The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 3

Education, the Honey Monster’s dad, a Millionaire stitch-up, and a brief look at the Roobarb episode.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/08/2334m 13s

History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 2

Denmark, national derbies, atlas truths, globeplay, encyclopaedias, telly nans, Cilla invents Marxism, and no Blatter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/08/2331m 33s

Consumer Rumours

Noisy item round-up, mystery wood, power washing, workshop life, festival collection, and more.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/08/2339m 20s

Flaviu Returns

Dealing with unwelcome spiders, a nugget party, consumer rumours, and a lynx development.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/08/2332m 29s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 181

Bleak Britain, the worst man of the 80s and 90s, beetroot, coarse blankets, and a glorious free gift. (Rec: 24/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/08/2339m 16s

The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 2

Short-form animation fun, giving kids booze, Wombles business deals, jazz dog ownership, and a kitten asserts his authority. (Rec: 23/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/08/2330m 9s

History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 1

The best ever trophy, global sausage acquisition, dissing Nelson Mandela, and contactless technology. (Rec: 22/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/08/2330m 6s

Drizzly Zoo

Sound effects, Parkinson reassessed, posh snacks, an Irish visit, and a new IFS tier?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/08/2335m 43s

Katie Price Prison Win

A ResultsBot update, football talk, numbers, golf injuries, and a news round-up  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/08/2337m 16s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 180

Chris Wilson, having a window peep, a sex cab, pointless petitions, and Roy motivates Rob. (Rec: 24/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/08/2329m 46s

The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 1

1974’s Christmas spike craze, fat pens, solvent connoisseurs, Morrissey, life upgrades, and the double slit. (Rec: 16/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/08/2336m 30s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 5

This should have gone out a month or so ago but episode 9 went out instead - not sure anyone noticed. Withnail, ice cream, kid film persuasion, the FX-2000, and Sam’s first car purchase. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/08/2342m 43s

Animal Kwackers

Wartime podcasts, childhood nakedness, the hernia, telly memories, and Chris Tarrant’s sunbathing woes. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/08/2343m 14s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 3

Christmas, darts, the World Cup, Friends, the greatest album of all time, and Prince. (Rec: 20/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/08/2332m 28s

Portugal Coach Driver

Edinburgh, kissing rhythms, road and medical dis n’ dat, and AirBnB towel grief. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/08/2344m 12s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 179

Football lamparding, the Melchester treatment room/sauna, and some Christmas health advice. (Rec: 17/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/08/2329m 17s

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 4

Flood coverage, Triffid fear, pot hacking, and Robin Hood turns up. (Rec: 9/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/08/2326m 26s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 8

Middle-class drug teens, street ladies, stats in sport, and football Twitter hell. (Rec: 8/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/08/2337m 17s

Bedtime

Prayers, vinyl jackets, sibling room sharing, plane drunkenness, a wasp sting remedy, and evening eavesdropping.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/08/2330m 58s

The Dentist’s Chair 1996

Tournament dating, football’s Arthur Daley, the greatest preparation in England’s history, and how it enraged John Pigface so much. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/08/2331m 48s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 178

Neville Jones panics, or does he? Merv remembers being a winger, cowboy talk, a smiling skinhead, and petitions. (Rec: 3/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/08/2331m 52s

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 3

Sugar, British Home Stores, tour department store plans, headscarves, dream chat, and egg stuff. (Rec: 2/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/08/2329m 29s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 7

Online trading, interdental brushing, old-school Fantasy Football, banter lines, and posters. (Rec: 1/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/2333m 50s

Goosey Goosey Gander

A simple nursery rhyme, priest skallingtons in holes, Saudi Arabia bid for us, Julian Fellowes again, and some correspondence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/07/2332m 54s

Bees

A single episode looking at the world of bees in our world. Again, apologies for sporadic sound issues with Sam.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/07/2328m 22s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 177

1984, footballers plucked from obscurity, a Division 3 bruiser, a new Martin, iron balls, a Taffy massage, and we dox another reader. (Rec: 27/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/07/2340m 0s

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 2

A list of stories, a widow, family cannibalism, hangry Sam, mushrooms, and non-stop porridge. (Rec: 26/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/07/2333m 43s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 6

More classified ads, World Cup stickers, cat stuff, hat stuff, Andy Warhol, and a telly trick. (Rec: 25/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/2338m 57s

Throwing

A close look at the world of throwing stuff. Sorry for occasional sound issues - Sam’s mic was stuck on ‘gale force wind’ setting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/07/2328m 7s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 2

The Our Price reboot, indie record shops, Blur v Oasis, Britpop lamparding, and encounters with Radiohead. (Rec: 23/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/07/2335m 37s

Dog Track Car Park

The Long Good Friday, dating Annabel Croft, memory groups, and historical sleep patterns.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/07/2334m 11s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175.5

Illustration issues, Roy’s gaslighting, fan chaos, Christmas plans, and a terrifying festive pic. (Rec: 20/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/07/2329m 34s

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 1

Pub closures, the clever/stupid method, more laundry, the James Last Star Wars influence, and the Emperor educates himself. (Rec: 19/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/07/2333m 52s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 9

Libraries and their destruction, a shower system rhyme, reputation management, retirement, and the Victorians. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/07/2336m 39s

Grass

Tennis, bikecams, bread, Noel Edmonds, resistance, and litter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/07/2334m 52s

Chimney Talk

Nap Tag, Fred Dibnah, roof bravery, lunch crisps, cereal boxes, and Duncan Goodhew. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/07/2339m 43s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 176

John Cleese, coping with changing attitudes, Roy does some sums, Charlie does some gardening, and a selection shock. (Rec: 13/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/07/2339m 26s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 9

Stalking your own kids, a cavity exploration, some etymology, a bit of Bernard Bresslaw, and more stalking stuff. (Rec: 12/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/07/2334m 34s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 4

Paul Calf, some female input, an unsolicited cuppa, what blokes talk about, and Camp Beaumont heartache. (Rec: 11/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/2331m 2s

Concert Talk

Some great gigs, a not great gig, a runaway dog, intense teeth-cleaning, and bleaching.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/07/2329m 44s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 1

A ghostly intervention, cat abuse hypocrisy, the chart rundown, and a story tease for next time. (Rec: 10/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/07/2332m 49s

Gas Tunnels

Road digging, specialist television piping, Threads, a bolt and a button, and a triggering birthday party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/07/2343m 18s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175

The French discuss the white Christmas, corpse visit plans, showing off, Sharron Davies meets Roy in a hotel, Roy fails badly at judo, and we see Human Penny. (Rec: 6/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/07/2337m 59s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 8

Sexy stuff, cottage cheese, a theatre leopard, a Madonna safe, an uncatchable burglar gets ruptured, and a classroom show-off. (Rec: 5/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/07/2336m 59s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 3

An old goal, Madchester, Sam’s obituarist, Dave from the Winchester, and fighter pilot footballers, and desperation beer. (Rec: 4/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/07/2336m 10s

Skipmas Day

Tennis and the Troubles, Lineker’s hibernation, an Elton aficionado, and boil in the bag funerals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/07/2336m 35s

Outdoors

Norwich, Elton’s concorde, boredom, the AA v RAC, and garden destruction.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/06/2340m 13s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 174

A pull-off, hooligan freckles, Tony Hadley threats, the magic of muscles, and Roy’s woes increase with some shocking refereeing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/06/2336m 30s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 7

A generational attitudes clash, legal threats, a feud with Sara Cox, Blankety Blank fees, and regularly not being bothered.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/06/2334m 43s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 2

Our personal debts to the mag, the wrath of a trained killer, control, Liz Hurley, and Rod Stewart’s turn of phrase.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/06/2332m 17s

Complaining About Complainers

An IFS subscription plea, the power of suggestion, the salad cream effect, and Glastonbury.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/06/2334m 22s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 2

Snoopy and Peanuts, Peters & Lee, racing street dogs, nature table plans, and school bomb threats. (Rec: 25/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/06/2333m 24s

Next-Level Timbrelling

Birth certificates, meat-eating, a payment demand, a Gulliver reprise, remembering Ray Wilkins (and water), and a riddle.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/06/2340m 42s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 173

Guessing, hairlines, a proper tramp, a smashed face, computer game piracy, We Are The Champions, and a shock substitution. (Rec: 22/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/06/2340m 37s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 6

A PC stitch-up, films that are and aren’t fun, and Leslie Grantham’s penultimate TV appearance? (Rec: 21/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/06/2332m 14s

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 1

The launch of a life-changing magazine, how it chimed with the times, working for Labour, and remembering our first time. (Rec: 20/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/06/2332m 39s

Drying

Mostly about drying yourself after a shower, but a man is bitten in a pub and Kevin Keegan appears too.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/06/2330m 10s

The Hoffs Incident

Heat, live trip-planning, vampiric tubes, gentle Play School vibes, THAT guess, and the PrinceCopter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/06/2337m 24s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 172

A glorious return, £400Land, an artist change, lady genies, titchy breakfasts, and unsettling clowns. (Rec: 15/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/06/2340m 39s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 5

A tidy wee boy, a problem chimp, Sunday Sunderland fun, a battered bear, and a struggling Barrymore is observed. (Rec: 14/9/22)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/06/2332m 47s

History Box - The Nottingham Cheese Riot Part 2

A different riot, loving Loaded, ghost Beatles, life expectancy chat, and a bit about the 1766 cheese riot. (Rec: 13/9/22)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/06/2335m 49s

Bear Attack

A riddle, some further Rumpelstiltskin assessment, a couple of cowboy hats, and wilderness talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/06/2337m 32s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 1

A chart rundown, pop sentiency, and a look at the debut issue of Enter CD-ROM magazine. (Rec: 11/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/06/2328m 47s

The Prague Odyssey

A hotel from hell, smoking, the ultimate cockney, a weird hospitality tent, airport chaos, and a European cup win.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/06/2334m 34s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 171

Harvey Rawson’s brain room, Walford is taken over, a football conspiracy, and two gay blokes in a chip shop. (Rec: 8/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/06/2345m 44s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 4

The Troggs Tapes, small people, the joy of metalwork, and Catholic education. (Rec: 7/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/06/2332m 6s

History Box - The Nottingham Cheese Riot Part 1

Homemade cheese, a nightmarish grass situation, and our farming plans. (Rec: 6/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/06/2331m 32s

Ultra Extreme Legend Goals

Sparks, a lunar ambition, Northern Ireland then and now, the Rat-A-Tat-Tat, Los Postinos, and Prague safety.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/06/2346m 24s

Viewmaster Reviews

Spilling serum, payment fails, taking a driver hostage, the world's custard source, and a Star Wars box office query.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/06/2344m 10s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 170

More hoarding code, Roy Jr’s hidden talents, Rawson’s psychological theory, and an unusual German picture editor. (Rec: 1/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/06/2335m 18s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 3

A dive into the book’s introduction, doing a Norvelle, a TV tug of war, and the PC shock jocks get their way. (Rec: 31/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/05/2336m 12s

History Box: The School Jackdaw Part 2

A lorry almost crashes, the bird adopts a human, and we hear a first-hand account of the whole thing. (Rec: 30/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/05/2325m 18s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 3

Why some eras are better than others, the Human League panel, and the Bronski revolution. (Rec: 28/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/05/2331m 26s

Selfie With Roy

Rag acquisition, fouling a school library, a dad on a roof, Brucie’s widow, and Italian losing rage.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/05/2334m 3s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 169

David Croft, more hoarding namechecks, Roy is cuckolded, Sir John Stalin, being claggy, and dolphin-watching. (Rec: 25/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/05/2339m 38s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 2

We get sidetracked by an interview with Max Bygraves from 1977 and Hitler’s balls. (Rec: 24/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/05/2332m 33s

History Box: The School Jackdaw Part 1

Playground bird bully attack, scary eye balloons, perfect non-salty tea, Elvis, Sinatra, and a burst pipe meltdown. (Rec: 23/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/05/2335m 2s

Manifesting Chips

Getting knocked down, getting up again, hate mail, another eBay search, risk assessment, and European travel plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/05/2342m 35s

Frozen Stiff

The nature table, some interruptions, The Little Dinner Lady, a chilling tale, and finger names.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/05/2334m 58s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 168

Fireworks! Roy and Blackie collide but another RR steals the thunder. Plus a mind palace and more fireworks! (Rec: 18/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/05/2337m 13s

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 1

Eating mud, Countdown presenter history, and the Max Bygraves foreword. (Rec: 17/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/05/2338m 35s

Life Logistics - Veg Talk

Learning musical instruments, Eno goes to M&S, toothbrush talk, and hangover cures. (Rec: 16/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/05/2330m 57s

Eurovision Memories

Illness, a man of the woods on a tiny island, a trip to Riga, an Anglo-Italian row, and a pigs preview.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/05/2341m 33s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 2

The early Now compilations and their pig, Midge Ure’s world-ending conduct, and caveman acapella. (Rec: 14/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/05/2334m 52s

Bear Meat Frenzy

A major pod player raises his game, Grylls grills, a hero’s birthday, beach war, ice cream families, and a puppy incident.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/05/2339m 51s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 167

Existential ageing crisis, Henry Cooper, coach chat, Roy goes back to Melchester, murder roleplay, and the big showdown.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/05/2340m 49s

The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 6

A Moult connection, survival TV, being stung, a sick bay pal, puddle humiliation, and a Canadian gets no reward. (Rec: 10/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/05/2329m 15s

Life Logistics - Australia

A celebrity Pancho link, personal deep dives, a flatulent cat, and the end of Neighbours. (Rec: 9/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/05/2331m 46s

Coronation Asda Car Parks

Ahead of the King's coronation, we visit our local respective Asda car parks to take the temperature of the nation, like we did when his mum died.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/05/2333m 44s

Coronation Eve

Free gravy, Liverpool news, a rude eye injury, a royal song, and some Big Sam love.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/05/2332m 47s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 166

Roy’s ongoing problems, Russian cultural exchange, Fonz management, a zoo trip, and a celebrity lodger. (Rec: 11/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/05/2331m 19s

The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 5

A big advert, bloated Match of the Day, the softening of the Premier League, Jimmy chin, and not much Kick Start. (Rec: 10/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/05/2329m 39s

Life Logistics - The Fascism Of Weddings

A suit refund query, matrimonial dilemmas, hot beef sandwiches, and being told what to do. (Rec: 9/8/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/05/2333m 21s

Recycling Drama

Party pick-up attire and violence scenarios, fresh Lineker sightings, a wide local search, and a new friend.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/05/2331m 30s

Going Medium

Soil distribution, old films, a Nando’s trip, and a Jerry Springer tribute.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/04/2342m 10s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 165

Readers’ polls, attic access denial, group names, the no-pun zone, a massacre, and problems for Melchester. (Rec: 28/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/04/2327m 6s

The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 4

Sweary parenting, the course and running order assessed, a cocky Belgian, and sympathetic editing. (Rec: 27/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/04/2327m 5s

History Box - First Telephone Call/Formation Of Chic

Bell invents the phone by mistake and enrages his mate, Nile and Bernard become mates, and Bowie’s alternative song. (Rec: 26/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/04/2326m 44s

Tropical Compound

A health update, TFTM fan fiction, upcoming episode plans, and some telly recommendations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/04/2328m 19s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 1

An incredible chart, picking a hard man record, Fatboy Slim gets creepy, and high concept movies. (Rec: 24/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/04/2329m 57s

Christopher Crossmos

Sam’s covid ordeal, midnight snacks, and yacht rock songwriting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/04/2328m 44s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 164

An error, getting told off, an awful dog story, petrol station nutmeg, and Penny smuggles herself in, and 1980s match nanas. (Rec: 21/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/04/2334m 10s

The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 3

Heatwave analysis, the greatest wheelie ever, kerb talk, and the cream of the cream. (Rec: 20/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/04/2327m 27s

History Box - The Too Much Blood Video Part 3

There’s blood everywhere, Charlie blinks slowly, Mick has a bit of dinner, avoids an attack, and raps in two different accents. (Rec: 19/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/04/2335m 47s

A Bitter Fun

Live show planning, French aristocrats, a Cannes plan, a Grease review, and a new person of interest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/04/2333m 41s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 163

Andy Jackson returns, Roy’s stress continues, Penny gets a Roy at the barbers, the FA Cup Final is ruined, and Action Force chat. (Rec: 14/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/04/2331m 53s

The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 2

Dancing motorbikes, the gentle presenting styles, running with nature, Keith Lemon, and Peter Purves’ clipboard. (Rec: 13/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/04/2328m 24s

History Box - The Too Much Blood Video Part 2

The might of the unions, new Adam Curtis stuff, Mrs Mao Tse Tung, and Keith watches Mick bust some moves. (Rec: 12/7/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/04/2330m 57s

Roadside Adult Content

A look at Pulse and Cocktails, another adventure in journalism from Sam, and arguably Bulgaria’s hardest man.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/04/2326m 38s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 26/09/1999

Easily the worst chart the random pop blob has given us to look at. (Rec: 10/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/2333m 48s

Frank’s Back!

Wrestlers at an agreement, drug pens, Easter tea frenzy, and a health update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/04/2328m 1s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 162

A grey-haired kid, thinly-sliced meat wigs, a massive petition, speed training, a press-up challenge, and changing punching attitudes. (Rec: 7/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/04/2331m 10s

The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 1

Subway stairs and slopes, a massive roundabout, Peter Purves, Steve Wright, and a log-based alpha stand-off. (Rec: 6/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/04/2339m 36s

History Box - The ‘Too Much Blood’ Video Part 1

Contrarianism, a non-woke festival, buying Sharona’s car, and we take the temperature of the Rolling Stones song in 1983. (Rec: 5/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/04/2333m 21s

Live Shows From The 14th!

Illness, old films, leisure centre weirdness, April fool stuff, and Shakin Stevens.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/04/2335m 35s

Services Shortcut

Surprise Stonehenge, viewing fines, a huge pillar, hotel scratching, and being around other families.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/2333m 6s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 161

A Curbs assessment, a sports centre visit, a funeral plan, and Roy looks back at an early job. (Rec: 30/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/03/2330m 18s

The Rumpelstiltskin Odyssey - Part 2

The imp gets ready to claim the baby but invents rapping instead, various endings, and a much-missed cassette. (Rec: 29/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/03/2326m 40s

History Box - The Fool’s Gold Loaf Part 2

Fizzy water, carbon footprints, a cash apology, Elvis turns French and eats some sandwiches in a hangar. (Rec: 28/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/03/2331m 38s

Paul Simon’s Hamstrings

A surgical orangutang, getting names of things wrong, and remembering the Interceptor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/03/2351m 30s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/7/1988 Part 2

A generational disagreement, a midweek car boot, some disgusting breaking news, hatred of Bros, and some more Sam Fox. (Rec: 26/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/03/2337m 32s

The Brain Switches Off

Ear health, niche French market food, riots, the Tories, and a current snack favourite.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/03/2333m 56s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 160

Sam gets bullied and called an unkind name, we ponder our deaths, Roy is distracted, and we learn about Harvey Rawson’s rocking horse. (Rec: 23/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/03/2337m 58s

The Rumpelstiltskin Odyssey - Part 1

We dive into an incredible story, lookalikes, alternate names, a house in the woods, and sentient computers. (Rec: 22/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/03/2336m 22s

History Box - The Fools Gold Loaf Part 1

Crustless bread, Jimmy Nail, voiceover conflict, ass pumps, and a bacon calculation. (Rec: 21/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/03/2332m 44s

We Are Five

An anniversary episode, writing to The Internet, time hate, a long-held belief is shattered, and waiting for Covid.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/03/2344m 6s

Kitten Ketamine

Snoop, curry house exotic dancing, a poker kicking, a neutering, and open drug use.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/03/2330m 45s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 159

A nice tidy boy, paying for stuff, ghost applause, the inverted comma scene, and a Pigface ambush. (Rec: 16/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/03/2336m 47s

The Zammo Odyssey - Part 6

Our clean hero hits the gym, Charles Hawtrey and his mother, teenage style errors, Gonch owns the dancefloor, and Dogtanian. (Rec: 15/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/03/2339m 43s

Life Logistics - Fanny Packs?

Ice cream money storage, bulk buying, desk sweets, a lying work hardman, and crisp flavours. (Rec: 14/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/03/2334m 31s

Mis-sold Scone

A special guest, two Alans, a mature online radio show, 3am dog woes, and more Lineker stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/03/2351m 15s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/7/1988 Part 1

Teen holiday beer acquisition, running away, a chart countdown, dancing assessment, and some sexy lady content. (Rec: 12/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/03/2334m 58s

Protecting Gary Lineker

Our roles as philosophers, dream dinner parties, drunk telly, a street party kick-off, famous suitors, and the state of the nation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/03/2340m 30s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 158

A rocket jumper, a one-man team, Sam Barlow is lectured, we track down a correspondent, a banter fail, and Roy flogs more tat. (Rec: 9/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/03/2342m 39s

The Zammo Odyssey - Part 5

Missing out the new Downton film, Just Say No assessed, sax woes, a bomb scare, and destroying a newspaper. (Rec: 8/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/03/2332m 24s

History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 3

The 90s demise of darts, Elvis wages war on the Beatles while studying communist brainwashing, bear talk, and glasses logistics. (Rec: 7/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/03/2336m 22s

Cake Baking Content

WAGs in Rwanda, a magnificent live show, live ticket acquisition, and a celeb in the bodega. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/03/2340m 2s

Missing Budgerigar Bureau

Speed parenting, cream cake temptation, and a mini deep dive into the greatest man of 1973.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/03/2338m 59s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 157

Sexy content feedback, a tale of two idols, football ‘experts’, and terrace radio hipsters. (Rec: 2/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/03/2334m 4s

The Zammo Odyssey - Part 4

Classic Baxter, evil teenage girls, the school magazine, a dodgy coffee, teacher strikes, and school toilet hell. (Rec: 1/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/03/2337m 38s

History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 2

Christmas travelling, Vietnam unpicked, inter-family legal action, and Elvis’ motives revealed. (Rec: 31/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/02/2330m 31s

Finger Codes Of The Cornishmen

Cat retrieval, an amazing heist, greeting semi-strangers, motoring gestures, and dog retrieval. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/02/2333m 44s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 8/11/1981 Part 3

A unsettling record sleeve, an elderly Policeman, a Southgate song origin story, and The Jam begin to evolve. (Rec: 29/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/02/2332m 36s

Lollipop In Bowie’s Eye

Bath options, a troll deep dive, cancellation chat, the V&A, and a massive runaway black hole.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/02/2342m 5s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 156

The missing baby, pap problems, some more golden time, mum fury, and flogging bikes and bank accounts. (Rec: 26/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/02/2337m 41s

The Zammo Odyssey - Part 3

Some disappointing Swedish lads, superbiking footballers, stupidity, a low-performance barber, and Zammo has some heroin. (Rec: 25/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/02/2331m 34s

History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 1

Was Nixon that bad? Plus, a pre-Christmas Elvis arrives in his finery, we read his letter and meet Jon Burrows. (Rec: 24/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/02/2334m 51s

Hiding In The Parlour

Two nights out, Delaney Snr’s birthday, excellent stagewear, more book signing fun, and a Concorde revelation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/2336m 31s

A Trip To Belgium

Hotel life, Tintin love, two museums in one day, chip and crisps origin stories, a roof plea, and jazz football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/02/2337m 32s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 155

A video lesson, more aggro from Bellamy, Blackie recruits the new Roy, some golden time with Sandie, and more mail order selling. (Rec: 19/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/02/2334m 8s

The Zammo Odyssey - Part 2

A neat house red flag dad, tensions rise at the arcade, the girls get harassed, Des gives advice, and Howard the skinhead turns up. (Rec: 18/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/02/2330m 21s

Life Logistics - Hassling Tony Blackburn

Musical tastes, a song about some peas, the genius of Dick & Dom, and a bit of Adam Ant. (Rec: 17/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/02/2330m 27s

Custard Final

American caps, otters, stolen gold, more live taste-testing, and a book scam.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/02/2339m 6s

Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/11/1981 Part 2

The algorithm, aerobics, cream cakes, and Sam’s new vice, and getting nutted by Tony Hadley. (Rec: 15/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/02/2331m 12s

The Mould Men Cometh

Publishing fatigue, walking, custard podcasts, book-signing profanity, and a miserly celeb.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/02/2333m 13s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 154

Tory knife work, a Pigface decoy, more Walford dissent, and Roy faces two seductions. (Rec: 12/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/02/2331m 52s

The Zammo Odyssey - Part 1

1980s smack terror, school drama workshops, Roland’s redemption, having Zammo round for dinner, sweeping, and an iffy new space series. (Rec: 11/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/02/2334m 19s

Life Logistics - Unhelpful Expert Friend

Potatoes, a joke, Shark filters, manuals, a Gumtree camera fool, and neighbour issues. (Rec: 10/5/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/02/2331m 50s

Rags

Spurs’ Greatest Ever Guy, tin opener chat, book promotion, and Harry’s digger driver.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/02/2338m 47s

Fancy Custard Semi

Tasting, sourcing, and some history of custard. Also, a spy balloon.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/02/2330m 47s

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 153

The bobble revival, zoom in blocking, Boris Johnson’s cake, a contract revelation, and the joy of salt. (Rec: 5/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/02/2340m 6s

The Turpin Odyssey - Part 11

Playing the ‘poor old me’ trick, Glutton’s gluttony, a Florida turkey leg, a hostage situation, and tables are turned. (Rec: 4/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/02/2329m 49s

History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 11

Moaning fans, a coward nation being nuked by Russia, funeral plans, and the Queen remembers stuff. (Rec: 3/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/01/2331m 3s

A 1-1 Draw

Middle-aged energy drinks, small daily rewards, our April live shows, low-level misery, and injuries while showing off.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/01/2333m 15s
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