Top Flight Time Machine

(Rec: 29/5/19) Kev prevents the deaths of thousands of kids, Terry Mac enjoys exotica, Sir John Hall tells the truth and Brian Kilcline’s ponytail is chopped off.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/12/23) Robert Wadlow ascends to Heaven, celestial white-collar boxing, a massive dog, biblical graffiti, and a height cuckolding.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most important meal of the day, speed-breakfasting, added sugar, and a stolen Steve Ovett statue.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Edmonds, Starmer, M&S, Lockerbie, Edmonds again.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/5/2019) Dirty toilets, arcade strategy, Geordie wincing, the Liverpool boot room washing instruction fact file, and Terry Mac does another prank.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/11/23) Martin origins, the Kemps, learning the bass, a school concert, Steven Berkoff, and Shaw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Turbo plug, a Pizza Express emergency, consumer rumours, and post-war teachers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Disney’s muscle, the majesty of Springwatch, incidental household dishes, and paying goodwill forward. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 15/5/19) A football theme park, a return to Tyneside, trade fairs, and a burger van walk-out for Kev’s trusty number two…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/11/23) Radio 4, Christmas hosting, mothers-in-law, quitting football, drilling, and neighbour issues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A play-off trip to the capital, a theatre matinee, and a secret service exhibition.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

London plans, street beer, chip shop woe, cup final drink options, pig bins, and a cat-sitting job.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 8/5/2019) Kev gets a mouth-ramming while trying to have a roadside nap, much to John Pigface’s delight.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/11/23) Peter Shilton’s car fun, football v telly, a sack of balls, Roy meets John Blackson, and Dear John. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poo bag protection, penny-swallowing, water disposals, glamour claims, TOTP cosmos, and confidence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neneh Cherry’s snooker influences, Trump question brain-freeze, a dog product conundrum, and Lampard sadness.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 1/5/19) Kev realises his playing days are over, Terry McDermott pretends to be an Arab sheikh, and KK flies off into the sun…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/11/23) Etymology of new words, Ridley v Ken, Christmas decorations, surfing the channels, that other podcast again, and teaching teens to love.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carbooting, a caravan weekend, dad fighting, more adoption talk, Milli Vanilli, The Wild Geese, and personal headlamps.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

70’s gig mayhem, self-gentling, Sam’s search for sweet stuff, and a tremendous song.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 24/4/19) Tyneside, and Kev is greeted like a saviour but dropped by Bobby Robson. Plus Nazi kittens.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More adopters and adoptees, definition Lamparding, radio presenter behaviour, and live show reminders.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Too drugged to pod, holiday logistics, a hairstyle wedding fight, a school disco transformation, and cordiality.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 17/4/19) KK escapes to Germany to get his back fixed, Ron Greenwood orders eel pie from England and Trevor Brooking lands a Cockney assassin mission… Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 31/10/23) Nikita fattens up with hot dogs, does a trolley dash, there’s Big Trak, peace corn, hat talk, and a flying wig in Hartlepool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A missing budgie, parrot fever, a court appearance, a double winding, rude words, stash theft, and Chichester.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scouse emotion, the motorway services, a new 1980s TV series, modern slavery, Arthur Daley’s tailor, and Lenniverse news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 10/4/19) A vortex, a knee for a tooth, a cat and dog podcast, Tony Blair comes round for chilli con carne and the IRA target KK before he throws his toys out of the pram…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 26/10/23) A Scottish dad, Pyramid diving, a breakfast meltdown, a size assessment, school team football, and the commissionaire.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An impending sugar ban, ending a party, hobnobbing on Radio 4, a review plea, a telly tip, and a massage conundrum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New subscriber options, an Easter gift, airborne erotica, the Sunderland drawer, and rain in Spain.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 3/4/19) George Clooney, recyclable straws, Don Revie and Sir John Curtice in a Hollywood pub with George Lucas, a new national anthem, and Kev’s ‘spirit animal’ is revealed.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 17/10/23) Soviet in-flight entertainment, a moon gift, luncheon meat, mechanically-recovered food, Brenda’s Sunak nickname, and Farage’s TikTok.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rotten football, jumping, some anaesthetists in a lift, Torvill and Dean’s farewell, and dual massages.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live show talk, being judged by nuns, accents, The Flintstones, a new theme park, and football chat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 26/3/19) KK finally pulls on the England shirt but soon gets a kicking in Eastern Europe over a fanny powder-smuggling mix-up…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 10/10/23) Names, Elton John’s car, little Rishi Sunak, Ken Burns documentaries, Beckham’s pen, Camp David, and going to space.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The UK podding pipe, live show reflections, mouth cameras, and cinema talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An exciting live show preview, VIP experiences, looking for John, and ghost transparency.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 20/3/19) Double K vows to win the league with Southampton but makes Alan Ball cry. Also, some violence, a sexy woman and a pint of prawns…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here’s an old episode that is IFS-only these days, but we thought we’d unleash it for everyone, in a brazen attempt to get you to realise what you’re missing and subscribe (patreon.com/c/topflighttimemachine)(Rec: 5/10/23) Frank Worthington, Bobby Robson is drugged, Roy’s England grievances, Jimmy is shunned, a dance, and a new nemesis.Source material: https://www.patreon.com/posts/melchester-part-90219774 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mother’s Day exhaustion, hotel room woe, log-sitting, watering can abuse, impromptu carboard use, and a huge bit of cosmos.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A memorable mundane week, and a 1980s bedroom deep dive (including an amazing T-shirt deduction).  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec:13/3/19) KK gets a goodbye ship, is asked to bring a light fitting home from Germany and narrowly misses out on some fanny powder. Also, Steve Wright gets stuck in his car…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ironing alternatives, a Luigi plunger, a thwarted Chinese takeaway, toxic chefs, and bird attack updates.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Adolescence’, some bum stuff, a shirt-pressing update, live shows preview, a navigation mix-up, and Capello speaks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seven years ago today, we embarked on an attempt to produce a short-run podcast series focussing on the history of the Premier League. Hopefully we’ll complete that mission one day…------------The dawning of the Premier League and the rebirth of football itself. All the major issues are discussed, including cheerleaders, Jack Walker's millions, Alan Cork's proto-hipster beard, Alan Hansen's throbbing vein and Sheffield cutlery... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/3/19) Kev gets tapped up in a toilet, revels in disguises, becomes a pop star in the Music Larder, and bids farewell to Hamburg. (Also includes a James Bond diversion)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An anniversary, your Tory 20s, body hair, vintage computing, imperial predicting, and songsmithery plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Restaurant worries, bounce back loans, a spate of speed, and an Airbnb red flag.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 27/2/19) Kev fails to buy a fuse, becomes stray, apologises to a town, acquires some cheap meat from a teammate, and grows some mighty muscles…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The magic of Sly Stone, late performer arrival, basketball, and an objects plea.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Archive news, pub quiz memories, Boundaries Week, cobble war, global reset weirdos, and Taskrabbit grief.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 20/2/19) Kev gets a kicking and a clock, is smudged by Busby, tears himself away from Liverpool for the money, puts a dog on a bidet, and gets a perm…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mistake, CBeebies stories, a documentary for idiots, Elkie Brooks, train line naming, and fresh hero fantasies. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podcast pigs, a possible HotBody IOW trip, a book launch, and a hat tip to the 1970s.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 13/2/19) Kev encounters a coffin, a medallion and a sword before Bob Paisley takes over - and Tommy Smith acts as a character witness after KK gets punchy…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A great football day, Martin Lewis guidance, some single-incident nicknames, bullying, and the Papal crisis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 5/2/19) A telepathy show trial, Kev is recruited by MI5, a Tommy Smith boot deal rip-off, Shankly recruits from graduation ceremonies then brings the LOLs to Liverpool then leaves…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ‘matchday experience’, stop/go pedestrians, wi-fi woe, adventures with Vlad, and estate agents’ war influence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dairy subscriptions, more moving stress, child vehicle woe, Dynasty, unwelcome feedback, and lions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relocation, rude messages, hanging out with Robbie Williams, and single-incident nicknames.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/1/19) Wigs on TV, Shanks considers powdering KK, a junk shop merch empire, and a UK Fyre Festival plan.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arcades in Reading, financial woes, two guys in Five Guys, 1980s telly, and £20k glasses.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naming songs, back pain talk, a psychic returns, Trump’s new Monaco, spies on expenses, and Tom & Jerry.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/1/19) Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nap assessing, Jacko v Macca, a spider hole claim, a tiny chair, baby bird facts, and a Sam takeover.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Dan Harker, a perma-seething cop and youth football coach with a mission to stamp out 1985 hooliganism. (Part 1 is free-to-air for everyone - the rest of the series will be IFS Turbo-exclusive) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cover of the 1978 Blue Peter annual, a dog statue mystery, key disposal, and a toasted passport.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/1/19) Young Kev catches an arrow with his face, we meet his German neighbour, a drunk gets him a football trial, he lands a nemesis called Fred Leatherland, and gets into trouble with hitchhikers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sunday afternoon massages, stretching tyranny, Alan Whicker takes the nation’s temperature, and buying Greenland.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carvery joy, TikTok gravy idiocy, Adele’s haunted house, notable business cards, and a call for your antiques.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/1/19) Despite being electrified at birth, KK is too small for a paper round so breaks into a mortuary instead and finds dead Santa before being mentored by a nun and possibly killing his pet mouse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live show plans, Eric & Ernie, the real Jesus, needless swearing, online nonsense, and Shrewsbury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thoughts and feelings around the passing of two men who very much Lived Out Loud.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 4/1/19) We did part 2 again because we forgot we'd already done it. This version is 90% different, with added stuff about cows and Bob Marley - seemed a shame to waste it...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not the pop, but an unexpected look at the brilliant series of documentaries on ITVX.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frozen Sam, Jake’s big night out, Noel assesses us, a layby nap, Spanish guitar night, and audiobook accents.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 20/12/18) Kev gets a cow, meets the Queen, says 'heck', lists supermarkets, tunnels into a football ground and suffers a bereavement...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All-inclusive chat, musical entertainment, a one-dog riot, and illicit bridges.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spiderhole grooming, Bin Laden’s final look, our award, Samhandling, and getting on the telly at the darts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 12/12/18) Disguises, a rogue statue, an exploding duck, watching stadium construction on holiday, and scouting for dogs…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blobby trailers, a party stand-off, rude kids, early 90s attitudes, a German woman, a great Gotcha, and a drunk intruder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/6/19) We reach the end of the Odyssey with the drama of Saipan, Roy looking forward to a bright future, and a man trapped in the Japanese sky forever…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noel’s acting skills, adult jokes, height gags, boxing legends, a leftfield NTV, and an impenetrable game.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scheduling offence, Blobby influence, record shop strife, the demise of gifts, a good guest, and a bad guest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/5/19) Harry’s Challenge, a Bryan Adams show in the middle of the night, cheese sandwiches, dealing with drinking while you’re an alcoholic, & dressing up as a tiger.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Royalwatch, some Keane fury, meal planning, and lunchboxes assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More upcoming live shows, a self-gift, board game eggheads, a lying CEO, a two-seat gig, and Christmas plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/5/19) Roy has his own thing (not like those robot babies), gives Bosnich a blast, gets his revenge on Haaland, and we learn more about the mouth sandwich…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Theatrical plans, double injury news, text insults, and milk for running.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alan Bennett, more Greg(g), feline lunch tampering, neediness, mum crushes, celeb marriages, and curly cables.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The modern-day Jesus, Christmas encroachment, Greg(g) keeps digging, and a surprise birthday party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finding Turpin’s grave, getting on the telly, WokeWatch, Rod v Greg(g), and book reviews.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/5/19) Roy becomes a bad harlequin, scorns the city centre, and tries to stay normal.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A pre-flight Samversation shaming, Italian restaurant woe, an unending spiral staircase, and continental toilets again. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctors budget, Clarkson and farmers, a name error, Prescott, legitimate kickings, and a certified ponce in Bayswater.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 2/5/19) Baby Solskjaer is almost squeezed into oblivion, Sir John Jazz invents jazz, Roy gets a windowless gym, and there's an insight into the Cockney community…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A crow update, fearsome masks, DNA test peril, and old films, and legacies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two green shoots of online recovery, a sexy snowman film, and a fun crime.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 25/4/19) A cockney turns up at Old Trafford, Roy has a fight in a bar, does his cruciate, gets obsessed with Neighbours again, and has a one-man Christmas party  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stadium frustration, a confusing darts trip, roast talk, Jackal chat, and mum crushes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 18/4/19) Roy gets sniffy about Cantona, Fergie makes some prank calls, Paperboy Heaven and McAteer buys some dolls…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A nap is interrupted, Tim Bell’s chauffeur, a Bob Dylan viewing, and a mum crush appeal.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some car boot sale encounters, decades of fraternal teasing, and the Roy Race energy of Quincy Jones.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An amazing instrument, some politics, sleep, GMT for dogs, Capes interaction, a mother’s lusts, and a ballet sister.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 11/4/19) Lampard meets a van-driving football, our podcast academy plans, Sam gives a talk at a posh school, and the Poznan babies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A punchy MP, becoming the sheriff, and some religious jokes at the zoo.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The passing of a huge POI, commuting hell, a crow update, a Vinted movie, and the Beyonce conspiracy.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As a tribute following his sad death, here's our mini deep dive into a BBC feature on Geoff from 1976 - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no fat, and a pilchard insult.Source material: https://youtu.be/9acztgDDfUc?si=J1JnPPxkl_ztI95Y  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec 4/4/2019) The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merch…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Differing gig experiences, the rebirth of the flute, and our status as the top corvid podcast is cemented.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spontaneous drinking, sliding tales, conker shenanigans, and the start of the Tuchel era.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/3/19) Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another trip to The North, the bread crematorium, and psychopaths. (Extended version of this episode on the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy talk, self-confident men of the past, engaging with tradesmen, TV show tips, and a TV show offer.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/3/19) Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A first class trip up North, Spreadsheet Steve, free gifts for the homeless and MPs, and murder numbers guesswork.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some Norwegian ratings, travel tips, a dis and dat museum, and a disgusting offence in the street.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/3/2019) A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A old-time song, hipster law, Nuclear Night, the return of a TFTM legend, and relocation plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Upcoming Noelplay, bog roll psychology, a Chinese cult hero, the greatest rock group ever, and a Millwall funeral. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/3/2019) A George Lucas sidetrack, a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and hiding from people See you all UPTOWN!  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dawson Heights maintenance, the gums, Lamparding, an egg man, a scruffy manager, and blue lad noises.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Narky otters, an unwanted gift, tyre worries, parenting woes, Toto Schillaci, dogs in mirrors, and the cologne scene.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/2/19) Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, and power-plays Jack Charlton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bad and great pop star stuff, online selling tales of woe, tifo nonsense, and a lovely neutral area.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More tales of varying degrees of cowardice from our lily-livered listeners.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/2/19) Roy’s first set of wheels and a face-punch, a great night out in Sidetrax, plus Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mini-holiday in Blackpool, a jazz invitation, fish hands, a night emergency, a killer chick, and the majesty of Prince.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Memories of telly on specific days, listening positions, BBC pros and cons, and some awful fathering.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/2/2019) Roy’s contempt for his teammates, forced milk drinking, a road trip with Brian Clough, plus Souness and Weah.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music lesson boys, Earth, Wind AND Fire, David Byrne gets mugged, more cowardice, relaxing, and death threats.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some new ChatKFC music, acts of cowardice, Oasis, and some predictions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/2/19) Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Forest come calling…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elite-level Reading logistics, bell-hop cosplay, a tribute to Sven, and boardroom celeb-mingling.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GCSE results day, Tim Walz, dads’ names, online Pigfacing, and the end of football?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/2/19) Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predictions rules update, dis/dat car rental, energy use/misuse, a DHgate mate, and a showbiz dog walking encounter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ticklish Roy, Tottenham tendencies, lying fishermen liars, Bobby Charlton helps Roy, and our hero explores the world of charity.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM after dark, dentistry woes, Katie Price, a Philippe update, and French portrait crisps.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family secrets, unpickpocketability, Elephant Man physiology, Anthony Hopkins, and a football back story.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/11/18) Windsniffers, Roy’s run-in with Pablo Counago and the creation of Puppet Jim Magilton. Nemeses everywhere you look…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shadowy forces behind the recent disorder, Sam’s pro-war anti-war TV work, and his filter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vita overheating, trips to France and London, doing stuff alone, a Phillipe update, and dealing with Disney dissent.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy takes charge at Ipswich, who play in the wrong colour. He embraces decorating before coming up against his eternal foe once again…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holiday feedback, ceiking beds, a riverbank stench, angry Phillipe, and the Jacksons in the Uber again.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old school sugar abuse, robbery planning, bread poncery, a trip to Heaven, and spring onion harvesting.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing machines at Wetherby services, Harry Redknapp’s wedding anniversary, assorted office invasions, and a fall-out with an opinionated Texan. (Rec: 31/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Assassinability, near-death, lifestyle-related death thoughts, a funeral plan treasure map, and inspiring the peace process.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We ponder our demises and the death-adjacent states of some of our late relatives, and some other spiritual stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy's managerial career begins at Sunderland - he gets a swivel chair and moves into nearby student digs. His nemesis also reappears and he grapples with a player in his office. Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A telly format, a burnt-out car, a one-boy anti-smoking campaign, lemonade, and friend avoidance.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feebleplay, the demise of playing out, an American chippy, film star Larry, and BMX talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy clashes with Vieira then Fergie, signs for Celtic out of spite and encounters John Hartson's pop and crisps diet. (Rec: 17/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man driving, deluxe bunking in, a difficult follow-up, political triggering, and the football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sober-minded and thoughtful response to the 2024 General Election outcome.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our deep dive into Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' book begins here. Body iron loss, disdain for the Class of 92 and some terrible revelations about Sir Bobby Charlton. (Rec: 10/10/2018)  Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The new way of doing things, reactions, that England match, and a sex shout-out. Extended version available on our Iron Filings Society service: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some podding changes, a proposed trip, memory jumbles, Italians and ketchup, and the Falklands War.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dundee United, man talk in a van, all-inclusive logistics, Jimmy turns up, Duncan relaxes with mice, and there’s some oil. (Rec: 27/9/23)    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Names, pickling, tabs, Eurohits, and Demis meets Basil Brush before dying and getting a museum. (Rec: 27/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just the chart rundown. (Rec: 26/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weeding, nappy time, 2004 Rooney, that missing lad, and the unbreakable confidence of certain men.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Visual audio, reaction to England v Denmark, talking animals, and a mini election section.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boys and their dogs, God narrates, Bobby Robson and redheads, Musk and Tate, and Roy’s inquiry. (Rec: 21/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

European family, different words for stuff, redneck origins, striking doctors, the Queen and Penelope Keith, boxing, and tea addiction. (Rec: 20/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star Wars groins, bowling shame, wrong-naming debit card disposal, and wasteland yearning. (Rec: 19/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Football positions, Keown’s intelligence levels, the majesty of Rooney, and a golfer with a gun.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snide football kit acquisition, cards and energy and smells, plus a Liam Gallagher gig experience.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bobby Robson calls Roy, Italian fingers, Don Howe on Blankety Blank, Roy is unscoutable, and Jimmy gets an agent. (Rec: 14/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dover, flags, a ferret, the 1968 Parisian protests, The Stone Roses, Daubs, mass online derision, and turning down GB News. (Rec: 13/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing yourself to neighbours, a Raggedy Ann update, assaulting a big bloke, alcohol at family functions, and new teapots. (Rec: 12/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop concerts, terrace myths, weddings, crying, and science ignorance.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Face-morphing, video premieres, god-tier pet-walking, a mauled listener, and a news round-up.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sacks of birthday cards, Roy fights himself with tridents, Penny dresses up, a motorcade, a whip-round, a big reveal, and an amazing phone call… (Rec: 7/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Kwackers’ spaceship, fat kid characters, Sam’s wrist, Bad Boy runs amok, and back to/from Popland. (Rec: 6/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mysterious miracle liquid, tackling homophobia, flight tips, and a new office job. (Rec: 5/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grooming Roly, an afro-david, holiday guards, letting babies cry, Reg, ropes, and heights. (Rec: 9/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Queen and Bowie, popularity, Tommy, Van Halen, and liking music at school. (Rec: 8/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listlessness, POI Boehly, woman-pleasing, extra blankets, and we launch an investigation into a murder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob Paisley, the concept of speed, a dressing room visit, Harold Lloyd, and Jimmy Slade goes into a frenzy. (Rec: 3/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John’s marvellous column-scaling outfit, Biddy’s pet, dog expenses, ‘Idiot Noakes’ anniversary strops, and Shep dies. (Rec: 2/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torvill and Dean, a bike accident, an Uber incident, Rockwell, and a Madonna pic hunt. (Rec: 1/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live jazz, watch talk, crime chat, more watch talk, and Auf Wiedersehen Pet.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Darts chaos, choosing the soft life, Sir John Classical, a lorry-driving footballer, and leaf-blowing/sucking.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Addresses, team and house points, Roy dresses really badly, 100%ing at work, and the Boycott era begins. (Rec: 27/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The back story of Blue Peter legend John Noakes, including tea, cult activity, two Jones’, and a sexy birthday party. (Rec: 26/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just the chart rundown. But what a chart. (Rec: 25/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jadedness, a roundabout visit, live classical music, being high in a cat café, and a dinner party fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A dad powerplay, hero fantasies, an amazing cake, music documentary tips, and digging news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Saying names of old players, Australia, Uber friends, Moyes’ close shave, and an amazing new chairman. (Rec: 20/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boris in Chichester, Turkish Delight and champagne, a street pig, and a pivot to lions. (Rec: 19/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Office chairs, shared lawn woes, work avoidance, and a career crossroads. (Rec: 18/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Excess peanuts, Vienetta, Harrods, Paul Weller, and vintage magazine treasure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sananda Maitreya gets Jacko angry, Grace Jones and Halifax, glazier talk, breaking news, video shops, and dustmotes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brazil gets punched, more Hunt rehabilitation, an emotional reunion, and an evil face. (Apologies for the intermittent sound issues) (Rec: 13/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tirpitz the war pig, TV show endings, the Dad’s Army cast slated, and jury duty avoidance. (Rec: 12/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To shave or not shave the face and bonce, ageing satisfaction, and politics. (Rec: 11/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Differing sleep plans, an emergency evacuation, tea tray acquisition, paragliding, and a café grass.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Retirement cosplay, crosswords, Steve Martin, sausage sexism, a chippie breakfast, lyric comparison, and a litre of cream.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some dream chat, Roy’s mind safari, another VHS tape, the big screen is deployed, and a terrible word. (Rec: 6/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Party pig, wrist injury, a flat pig gives up, pig conflict resolution, Johan Cruyff, and the Muppets. (Rec: 5/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denied queries, football start-ups, church stuff, and selling a car. (Rec: 4/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fitness denial, a bit of Big Daddy, eating wax, hanging out with McCartney, democracy, and a Christmas single.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beeping Timmy gets beeped at, mum-cussing is tackled, home-schooling with a twist, and pianist transfers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bread talk, wrap chat, in-law holidays, tip tips, fan noise, and fan noise. (Rec: 27/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Advert avoidance, heavy books, low performance, ants, a spiteful list, Maradona, and a cat attack.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special offer, a child hooligan, exciting pig news, a fruity flag, and a bit of banning.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An activation lever, John Wark, drawing horses, 1980s Australians, a new signing tries a banana shot, and a Pigface stitch-up. (Rec: 22/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Durrell, Herriott, the voiceover world, Enn Reitel, throat steroids, and cancellation worries. (Rec: 21/6/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lying to The Beatles, buying a Greek island, Japanese whisky, wiring large sums of money, lethal armoured cars, and an artificial sun. (Rec: 20/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On our sixth birthday, we look back at a list of ideas we’ve had in the past that have been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bum crack talk, a mindfulness class, shelves, memories of houses from the past, gatecrashers, and scolding strangers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The defamation battle of the year assessed, awards for the untalented, an unboxing follow-up, and secret disposals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hucknall, Roy’s new single, comics, celeb encounters, Perspex violence, the Hunter’s Hat Trick, and the most sendings-off. (Rec: 15/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corvid talk on a train, a dolphin ban, the Tamworth Two, Carlton Cole, and Harry Redknapp rescues a donkey. (Rec: 14/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Magazines, holiday gifts, the BeatlesCave, reversing, and 2am diesel syphoning. (Rec: 13/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Photo manipulation, Cheryl and Ashley, liking films, and Stevie Wonder messes about.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Missing princess speculation, Stalin, maturing attitudes, a smashed bath tub, and Ben Elton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brief dream chat, old school photography, bunny spotting, filming men, Bielsa, imagination analysis, and Terry Anderson. (Rec: 8/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pig Beach, bear encounters, ghost attacks, universal basic income, the Branson connection, and history’s liveliest pig. (Rec: 7/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Susceptibility to persuasive characters, Hammers in Hollywood, online banking security, and bartering pods for sausages. (Rec: 6/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marketing strategies, lesser podcasts, lamb memories, a talking head ambush, and widow correspondence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feeling posh, playlists for dogs, being tracked, prepping, podding by post, Geoff Capes, and a forest house trek.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alternate facts, touchscreens, more Anderson Incident, wheel-feeding, the choke, hazards, the glove compartment, and boiled sweets. (Rec: 1/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pigs in The Lancet, DNA, coining trouble, sexy eye patches, pig speed, pig sound, being eaten by pets, and a mixed grill in a bag. (Rec: 31/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We examine the Beatles’ inventor pal, including name-changing, plastic, Brian Jones, and tech disruption. (Rec: 30/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New pod plug, data hating, hiding a film, the ‘Funhouse’ rights, an LA office, book talk, and a museum fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Island solitude, tax evasion, sauciness, a Nazi hospital, award defeat, and the continuing demise of football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A curtain-raiser, The Anderson Incident, Lynex, bodily rearrangement, horse fighting, and Roy and Blackie watch a video. (Rec: 25/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attenborough, Nat West pigs, entry-level marketing professionals, middle-aged BMXers, and black pigs do some breeding. (Rec: 24/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The coolness of 1990, Fatboy Slim ruins a new top, cheese corkage, urchins in anoraks, and the magic of MC Tunes. (Rec: 23/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prediction scenes, a trip to Nottingham, royal conspiracies, and far right cult membership claims.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simon & Garfunkel bicker, USA For Africa vs Prince, lots of stuff we’ve been watching, and Steve Wright.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footballers’ books, a bit of Noelplay, dodgy cops, a victory parade, some post-match tablets, and Soccer Sixes. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A possible pig visit, pig anatomy facts, pig encounters, and savers. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pretty much just the chart rundown - honk honk! (Rec: 16/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jarvis Cocker, more stationery, dirty book shops, a school report, and foreign bongo.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A comedy show, self-care, Gregg Wallace, a public speaking fail, and a February bonus.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sanctimonious presenters, still saying, sweepers, Roy and Joe come together, post-Armageddon plans, and post-match noises. (Rec: 11/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bell bottoms, the hair genie, Big Tie, phone mix-ups, Tea Shop, fishing, a mashed car door, Mrs Vomit, and future plans. (Rec: 10/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beatles blagging, wild parakeets, Millwall implosion, Sparkie Williams, Sid threatens a budgie, and ResultsBot vows to go clean. (Rec: 9/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kitchen cleaning, getting away for a bit, Teesside, accidental stalking, and asking about house valuations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transatlantic trolling, some science, a captured monkey, Gladiators, and the Lampard men.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nervous Walter, a lucky chant, an old young manager, hot tellies, and an amazing soccer watch. (Rec: 4/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A genuine office injury, mental health first aiders, living in fear, a canine visit, and lunchtime boozing. (Rec: 3/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sid thanks the telly, switching off after a show, accidental VHS wiping, some Sid info, and cage advice. (Rec: 2/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some stuff we got sent, some insurance tips, and disgraceful scenes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sporting legend buys bog rolls, stationery purchasing, schoolgirl handwriting, and Forest of Dean stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Roland Rat, nerves, adult nappies, Tubby’s sweet shop, Roy’s first job, and John raises his flag,  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1970s sexism, Christmas party exclusion, The Likely Lads, omelette seduction, call centre hell, and pressing buttons. (Rec: 3/5/23)    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tea, birds, Wimbledon, Great Uncle Augustus, Sid’s lodgings, and Italian eating times. (Rec: 2/5/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lethargy, aimless weekends, pioneering podcasting, shrinkflation, wild boars, and a pop star up the lapdancing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music for babies, murder telly, spinning at work, Gok rings up, fat pics, and the Queen’s pool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Post-covid nift, a 1980s chairman, Vine, Diamond, Humphries, Parkinson, and Rat. (Rec: 27/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noises podcasting, tea set plans, office knitwear shame, Brent Cross, and discontinued confectionery. (Rec: 26/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid recovery, pet shops, goldfish, landladies, a classic Carry On, and the NHS. (Rec: 26/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The PredictoFinger, a dog spies on a naked ex-footballer, shower methods, Blue Monday nonsense, and a vegan sex professor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some future deep dive considerations, movie song revivals, and Sam gets a thorough medical going over.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old newsagents, a smoking teacher, official abuse, the ‘Amor’, injuries, new towns, and the Cup Final kicks off.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Storming the day out market and the suit market, spotting Lineker, chatting with Lumley, plus Don Brennan and C4 show development.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meal deals, curry Lamparding, a storage price hike, and document disposal fun while avoiding Feargal Sharkey.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Sooty trip, accountants, motor management, shin pads, derby woe, and unwanted pop-ups.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The king of just resting, lamparding some stewards, crowdless sport, a superb guess, and Science Island.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Future Melchester thoughts, Heinz spaghetti dinners, half time drug ingestion, bubblecopters John Jaws, and Roy’s nicknames. (Rec: 6/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noel pre-empts this podcast, Daddy Warbucks, a terrible day, some different Noel content and the plane lands. (Rec: 5/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greasemania, Travolta and Cage, our richest listener, cartoons in films, a mod shop ruckus, and some songs from the chart. (Rec: 4/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recreating football, a war of nerves, air banners, Roy Jr gets on the telly, rhyming with John Weller, and subterranean dugouts. (Rec: 30/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deal Or No Deal news, some high performance content including a poem, KFC Chat, and jazz. (Rec: 29/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cats in the wild, Danish web design, Barnes literary scene updates, Ghost XL, and Bob Geldof defies the unions. (Rec: 28/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hotel coffee machine incident, a party plan, a jolly doctor, and a treacherous journey home from Liverpool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wood procurement, turning and blowing, collapsing schools, an alien dinner badge, Kevin the Kitten, and some different times content. (Rec: 23/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Needless flight jargon, plane vs helicopter, animation plans, the King’s biscuits, and the cost of travelling. (Rec: 22/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blob husbandry, the best holiday noise, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 21/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The end of banter telly, Blankety Blank, an erectile dysfunction investigation, and the IFS Christmas party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fencing for health, a Soviet cheat, testosterone loss, and prostate checks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An unsettled guest, fat cats, a bit of Noeltalk, Pat Sharp life tips, and a scratchcard game. (Rec: 16/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special guest, luggage talk, extra jargon, buying a radio station in mid-air, Richest Branston, and Noel gets increasingly excited. (Rec: 15/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Night howling, an air fryer barbecue, Steve and Ange, swearing around babies, and dog-dragging. (Rec: 14/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gift plans, Sam’s fake tree, giant cooking, boxes of chocolates, and a self-commissioned documentary.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teenage listening, sexy bank robbers, a Sam duet, our plans to become MPs, Macca writes ‘Jet’, and some Wombles and Abba and a C5. (Rec: 12/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Foaming, frenzying, getting tapped up by the intelligence services, Nissan, Sunak, and Klopp.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tribute to Penny, an editorial refreshment issue, Roy’s many gods, a white pitch, cotton wool boots, nerves, and Mark Owen. (Rec: 9/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noel discloses his flight history, has intrusive thoughts, Sam flies solo, Richard Keys, and school slogans. (Rec: 8/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Queen’s soaps, death news speculating, the teachings of a 100-year-old man, a spending query, and veggie chat. (Rec: 7/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam goes to the dentists, the external sinus, an anger vein, a Christmas tree policy shift, and monster hunting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A player-turned-teacher, tense Roy, knowledgeable fans, a rewritten snooker anthem, and some future tech appears. (Rec: 2/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gremlins, Noelplay, technological motivations, a frustrated angry dad, Bond, a retraction, and Noelwear. (Rec: 1/3/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A greased lens, a new shop explored, fat advice, rabies in France and a terrifying BBC film. (Rec: 28/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roaring awake, lazy Sunday stuff, a tooth problem, and our tribute to the architect of Euro 96.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tip talk, early Wombles, a self-flowing river, The Spoon, a Glitter spin-off, and Avengers admin. (Rec: 26/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sniping at radio stations, pop music, recommendations, and another nail in football’s coffin.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joe Bellamy’s rage increases, Nat Gosden struggles, football pub talkers, a pre-match atrocity, and a nice away kit. (Rec: 23/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best best mate name, old Leeds stuff, wet Alf Garnett, bad houseboat research, Parky, and the big eggs hatch. (Rec: 22/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Magic, insecurity, the Pigeon Street link, Sam does a joke, and some rabies arrives by boat. (Rec: 21/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Javier Milei, his dead dog, his chainsaw, and how the UK could be next.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beatboxing, poor and/or expensive light festivals, a charity flounce, friendship maintenance, and embracing TikTok.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Assorted pop acts, Lineker in the pub, the shpuke, I’m A Celeb, Animal Kwackers, and Prowse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Claret kit history, a terrible vantage point, awful opinions, enraged Bellamy gets done, and an old-timer returns. (Rec: 16/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A now-disgraced kids show, a nervous bugler, bus conductors, and Rod’s best mate. (Rec: 15/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Investigative journalism, fear of ‘the other’, a happy rabid dog, pet stats, and grassing for Britain. (Rec: 14/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some fireworks, grown men dressed up, pocket pebbles, hermitage trouble, and a parasympathetic nervous system.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just the chart rundown really. (Rec: 12/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Living near the National Archive, the Duchy of Cornwall, an Indian meal, C-3PO gets on eBay, and leaving gigs early.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Father/son gaming, tactics, cup rivalry, posh trains, alluring Penny, sprains, and a computer contest. (Rec: 9/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An apology, crossbows, big eggs, new baby mayhem, and Rod’s dad. (Rec: 8/2//23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Respecting rabies, chilling dystopias, a sponsored cat, a horror circus, and selling fish to the rich. (Rec: 7/2//23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A deep dive into Noel Edmonds’ latest antics in and around his New Zealand compound.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

American catchphrases, posh fireworks, collaborating with Lineker, Pickleball, and a rat-killing mayor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milkmen’s greasy spoon, scrambled eggs, Norman’s thigh tape, the ‘seven-on-two’, a prophecy error, BMX stuff, and murder admission. (Rec: 2/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting on telly as kids, Australia flights, dwelling on the bad stuff, keeping secrets, Salford showbiz buffet, and attacking the Queen Mum. (Rec: 1/2/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Implausibility, a delivery miracle, a dog bite film, continental armpit warnings, and Jon Pertwee’s rate card. (Rec: 31/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Loungewear, goblin mode, airport security, sleep issues, snooker commentary, and texts from doctors. (This time with the correct audio!)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are chocolates sweets? Also, a video farewell, firework-swallowing, jigsaw-poisoning, local sweets, and snus.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finding diamonds, an outrageous canine guest, a friend of the pod, book shop negotiation, and some music stuff. (Rec: 29/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Forest chat, fictional football careers, hard man Vic, more names on hoardings, and a new comic is launched. (Rec: 26/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.