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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson &amp; Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color:grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Portuguese plans, biscuits, more shoplifting drama, and some lovely mailbag contributions from you. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Private Reasons

(Rec: 28/6/23) More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey - Part 7

(Rec: 10/4/25) An unexpected contributor, a Ben update, cranes, clown goalkeeping, mind-fingering, and a tender instep. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 305

Wallpaper tables, Tory allegations, popular culture, Jeffrey Archer, biscuits, and a Keane outburst. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Private Reasons

Flop stories, The Gentle Shove, celeb dads, awful whack-a-mole, Hitler, and email of the week. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celebrity Traitors

(Rec: 21/6/23) Durrell, Herriott, the voiceover world, Enn Reitel, throat steroids, and cancellation worries. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey - Part 6

(Rec: 2/4/25) An unsettling song, Nelson, mud, Neptune, life coaching, a bedroom filing cabinet, and Mike Read. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 52

Another sweet, pre-ballet snacks, a new pod launch, trial sunglasses, a solo trip and a ferry ride. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

European Washing Up Bowls

Cheating cheaters, ‘Tony Woodsome’, fried bread, Madness, business talk, and flag chat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess The Sweet

(Rec: 14/6/23) Corvid talk on a train, a dolphin ban, the Tamworth Two, Carlton Cole, and Harry Redknapp rescues a donkey. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey - Part 5

(Rec: 25/3/25) Great gig news, a dog intervention, fading friendships, sleepytime tips, and breakfast talk. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Egg Shrinkflation

Ember-raking, an epic battle, a capybara update, cheating and punishments, and ticket luck. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emu Fight

Illness, a new pub, a pub dispute, praise, Ken Russell, and Austria-curiosity.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Powdered Buns

(Rec: 7/6/23) Pig Beach, bear encounters, ghost attacks, universal basic income, the Branson connection, and history’s liveliest pig. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey - Part 4

(Rec: 20/3/25) A crunching tackle, commentators, the Eclipse nightclub, different enjoyments, hat loss, and Jimmy Slade loses it.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 302

Quips, Stilgoe, business expansion, salt, Organ Month, decisions, and a strange lunch location.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Muscles Fortnight 2026

(Rec: 31/5/23) Pigs in The Lancet, DNA, coining trouble, sexy eye patches, pig speed, pig sound, being eaten by pets, and a mixed grill in a bag.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey - Part 3

(Rec: 12/3/25) Kitchen bins, pressing the button, feet on seats, racket games, problematic celebs, and school summer holidays.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 49

A burning street light, four floors of culture, a local champion, crypto, and a non-stamp library.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meal Deal Scissoring

Holiday tension, Tony Walker, hot drink cancer, Richard O’Sullivan, and Miriam Margolyes.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Food Pipe

(Rec: 24/5/23) Attenborough, Nat West pigs, entry-level marketing professionals, middle-aged BMXers, and black pigs do some breeding.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey Part 2

(Rec: 6/3/25) Boring men, a bionic footballer, Roy’s golden rule, Vic gets booked, Countdown, the bread basket, and some excuses.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 300

A properly-dressed butcher, a string of sausages, the le Carre influence, a tin pyramid, and a lovely supper.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Literature Box - Mr Clumsy Part 4

The cosmos, a capybara update, a brazen thief, weird crush time, and grains of ashes.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ian McShane

(Rec: 17/5/23) A possible pig visit, pig anatomy facts, pig encounters, and savers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Pig Odyssey Part 1

(Rec: 25/2/25) Tory Bond and some of the top 40 countdown.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 22/3/1981 Part 1

Toast idiocy, bin sizes, shopping hatred, The Hargreaves Index, and old school cashpoints.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Literature Box - Mr Clumsy Part 3

A nasty fall, pre-death obituaries, a nomination, camper van travel, some spots, and a missing bag.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Forgotten Rooster Noise

(Rec: 10/8/21) Zippy aims for comedy glory, meets Ernie Wise, loses his pocket money, and Geoffrey gets to do some acting.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: History Box - Zippy Part 3

(Rec: 19/2/25) A pan revolution, Mr SharkNinja, Popeye, a retirement home, mucking about, being cool, and magistrates.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 46

Blag fatigue, content hunting, Burnham’s barbecues, tiny beds, nose hair, and falling.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Literature Box - Mr Clumsy Part 2

An early one, niche singing, a divorce declaration, monkey escape, and the Hammer elder.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knocker Vortex

(Rec: 3/8/21) Zippy gets measles, Bungle starts acting up, Sam loses his bot-bot, and George Harrison writes about Sooty.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: History Box - Zippy Part 2

(Rec: 13/2/25) The most cocainey album, cancellations, a gentlemanly issue, and Blackie’s ongoing disappearance.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 297

Elite level Mr Men, trappings of success, tree sap, Arthur Lowe, and a dented house.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Literature Box - Mr Clumsy Part 1

Heat, game show formats, the Downing Street cricketing disgrace, a liar, and a new best footballer.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oxford Dog

(Rec: 27/7/21) A close look at the life and career of the Rainbow star as we try to figure out what makes him tick.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: History Box - Zippy Part 1

(Rec: 4/2/25) Wedding booze woes, a gifted thief, picture-framing scams, hook hands, carriage brushes, and a poetic hangman.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: History Box - Charles Peace

An exciting opportunity followed by loads of stuff about rats.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rat Chat

Shoplifter wrestling, a broken man’s strength, a bowls hero, Soho pub nonsense, and kids motorbiking.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chinese Impasse

(Rec: 23/12/20) Post-death sticker album legal woes, twee swearing, Roald regresses, and we examine his hut.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 22

(Rec: 29/1/25) Cultural disposal, dump play, ‘Villain’, stranger pig talk, car brinkmanship, choke use, and ‘Traitors’.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 43

S4C anger, the noughties media boom, crying while stood on a chair, hidden wages boxes, and Ridley Scott.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Albarn Stuck On Mars

Zippy theorising, football agenting, WC Fields, books by ladies, an historical message, and shot-putting.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rainbow Musings

(Rec: 16/12/20) Pencil-writing, Lamparding at a car accident, Sam gets his eyes examined, and bonfires.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 21

(Rec: 23/1/25) Feeding dogs, pigeonholing, earring code, the ‘nnnnf’ origin, Vic Guthrie loses it, and Roy’s comment.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 294

Youth-hosteling, spectral interference, realistic prison film slash TV, fridge threat, and corvid trickery.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ghost Pub Beckoning

Gifting gratitude, earbuds, gyros anger, another notable coach driver, holiday friends, and an intense gym owner.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meat Dinner

(Rec: 9/12/20) Misdelivered toilet rolls, an accidental horn-parp, Beeping Timmy, a pub gang, and how to write a book.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 20

A tribute to the late, great Electric Mouse, a man loved beyond all reason by this podcast.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - RIP Kevin Keegan

(Rec:14/1/25) A career leap, the hell of house-moving, strong heart work, lesser royal weddings, and bring back Grandstand.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Prison Drone Chippendales

Salt Bae, the best final, boycotting, Uber dinner, Tony Walker, observing Qatar, and a ghost mascot.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

World Cup 2022

An episode recorded just a few days before someone we talk about in it actually died. And some other stuff.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Centaurs

(Rec: 2/12/20) Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 19

(Rec: 8/1/25) Radiator show plans, cabbie trouble, Hulk interaction, Bartlett v Johnson, pencil hate, and the Heat diaries.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 40

Andy’s special day, oversleep write-off, a lie-in with Sarah Greene, a Seaview party, and a missing DJ.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Birthdays

(Rec: 19/7/2018) England fever, Croatia president erotic hobbling, more unsavoury anecdotes, and some other stuff.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 2018

Lots of fan noise (sorry), scaffold plans, a fly infestation, a hot king, and more fan noise (sorry).   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cocktail Of Death

(Rec: 25/11/20) Masks, Shergar, Diana, pyramids, ‘The Irish’, Dahl’s team of nurses and his complex business affairs.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 18

(Rec: 2/1/25) Kemp rises towards full height, nickname allocation, school house worries, and a Spandau exit strategy.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 291

A sheepskin chair, Duran Duran, Burnham’s Saturday night advice, and Rooney’s articulacy.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That’s Why Football

(Rec: 8/7/2018) Fair-play shame, tattoos, Suarez’s teeth injury, Stevie Wonder’s driving, and a 2018 festival plan.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 2014

Pod clips, England staring, walls, a magnifying glass, splash execution, liver paste, and reservation hell.Big Daddy source material (free for all to view): https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine/posts/162787803    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big Daddy Christmas

(Rec: 18/11/20) A milk spillage, how Hitler REALLY died, The Twits’ influence on The Jam, and the dark ending of this book. (World Cup TM back on Saturday)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 17

(Rec: 24/12/24) Sweet wrappers, disliking Pink Floyd, hippy mistrust, celebrity weirdos, and McCartney in the pub and jail.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 22/12/1979 Part 3

Some World Cup stuff, a Glasgow quandry, a t-shirt in New Jersey, a funeral, and a Cundy car share.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lee Dixon’s Sandwich Bags

(Rec: 5/7/2018) Libya? A scaffolding-wielding mascot, England misery, a zodiac team, a psychic octopus, and Mandela’s biting phase.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 2010

World Cup stuff, nation pronunciations, tall abuse, a pink shirt, and more World Cup.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elvis Football Trial

(Rec: 2/7/2018) A semi-naked mascot, a Hungarian circus, Baden Baden, John Laptop-Case, and trouserless Dutchmen.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 2006

(Rec: 18/12/24) A sausage tree, feet navigation, satnav denial, Vader’s snacks, actor swordplay, private podding, and the deep.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The 2025 Ripley’s Odyssey - Part 2

Family trees, Dad Day, craft fairs, a very sad road, heatwear, and showing aliens to Ben Kingsley   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Dogs And Prejudice

(Rec: 28/6/18) Breakfast boozing, worst mascots, Keane v McCarthy, a foreign boss, and tree-bound lavatorial horror.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 2002

Ending televising, Sinclair’s flights, a dream social club, ‘Sam!’, cheap booze, and summer freedom.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Powdered Cue Ball

(Rec: 25/6/18) Knife-wielding Italians, Ronaldo, wardrobe squatting, speedballs, and a spectacular chat show dog.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 1998

(Rec: 12/12/24) Glossy dreams, cigars, woke football, a blue ink deal, taking no for an answer, and compartment replenishment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 288

Nuns 2030, Liverpool, liver transplants, ignoring celebrities, Brazil, and Roy Race on Tracy Chapman.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Woke Cup

(Rec: 21/6/18) Yankee Doodle WC, an anti-tan strategy, the five-drug cocktail, imaginary noncing, and 'Sausage Island’.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 1994

A second attempt, ITV’s floating platform, Lineker’s outburst, Pougatch in bed, brown studios, and voodoo.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

World Cup Fever!

(Rec: 18/6/18) Worst mascot, patchy football, a school play, an rat’s tail, Milla’s love tree, and Mr. Sausage.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 1990

(Rec: 3/12/24) Musings on Jacko, the death of JFK, a costumed cat, small man anger, dissing The Beatles, and Brando’s libido.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: History Box - Quincy Jones Part 4

Kindness levels, shorts, retro football, a hot dragon, lighthearted punditry, and a 'feminist rant’.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Escaped Bear (Intelligent)

(Rec: 15/6/18) Sanitary arrangements, the arrival of 'jalapeno', cocaine football, and rats vs bats.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 1986

Intro fatigue, x-ray overload, insomnia, night football, hair growth, hair removal, and nostril waxing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buttering Up The Taliban

(Rec: 12/6/18) School art, Naranjito’s sex life, a dead OAP’s TV, Breitner’s chequered past, and (Toni Polster...)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: World Cup 1982

(Rec: 27/11/24) Trees, Mary Whitehouse, train sets, old shops, bodycams, shouting, and getting an OBE.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 38

A lovely weekend, the wokest penalty, Wembley ownership, uniting gangs, a swift fight, and death.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Funky Fight

Emergency podcasts, an erotic error, combative telly, the thread of rock n roll, ticket talk, and football chat.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Major v Currie

(Rec: 11/11/20) A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 16

(Rec: 21/11/24) A disastrous redesign, judginess, A Question of Sport dress code, barley water, and teenyboppers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 285

TG Jones, personal podcasts, nameless KFCChat helps with pants, Tuchel’s masterstroke, and osmosis.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

City Geese

(Rec: 4/11/20) Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 15

(Rec: 12/11/24) Sub-zero podding, violins, genius discovery, a studio kicking, Jacko Sr’s consideration, and younger girlfriends.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: History Box - Quincy Jones Part 1

An ice cream parlour, Spiderman, a drum man, phone cards, bench ranking, and sideways look plans.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s Toon Trip

Dog input, headgear, AI news, spying, cheating, and whingeing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trouser Win

(Rec: 28/10/20) The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 14

(Rec: 6/11/24) Mould, the showering rhyme, the misery of perfection, rich-adjacency, toy day, sharking melancholy, and cheese ambitions.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 35

An Irons elder, Sam Fox reviews The Smiths, council business, and one for the neutrals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay Bubbly

Democracy, fighting politicians, Masternaming, and a noxious substance invasion.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Swan Arm-Breaking

(Rec: 21/10/20) Steve Jobs’ original iPhone plans, pub ashtrays, 1980s Tory cuts, tortoises and Dahl vs Blue Peter.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.