Top Flight Time Machine

Is Kev’s England place in doubt or is he a national hero? Also, dog husbandry and baby football. (Rec: 15/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Toy Day politics, telly tips, bird-nursing, denim etiquette, and air fryers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Level 42, a cop dealer, a mid-pod delivery, football frauds, and an onscreen baddie revelation.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A podcast recommendation, Delaney father and son turmoil, and a coining near-death.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. (Rec: 9/7/20)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev leaves his football will, clocks in at a boot factory, kisses some hands, and doesn’t trust people. (Rec: 8/7/20)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lawns, driveways, caravans, wax seals, dog toilets, cars, and Portugal. (Rec: 6/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fighting back-up, Roy visits his cousin’s swamp shop, Elton John’s Rothmans collection, and then… BANG! (Rec: 2/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Kemps, jugglers, stray-playing, bad magicians, Kev’s business manager arrives, and the perils of meeting Prime Ministers. (Rec: 1/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Unleashing your inner Lampard, being a latchkey kid, treadmill storage, watercolour aggro, and alcohol guidance. (Rec: 23/6/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Birthdays, prison, interviewing a criminal, TOTP, and lifted restrictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Relax video and the nuclear bomb that was Two Tribes, body-popping, Elton’s helicopter demands, and the psychobilly movement. (Rec: 28/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The roofers have arrived, and there's a preview of the podcast awards.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An injured Roy prepares for combat, Rovers get a lock-in, Roy arrives home drunk and gets some bad news, and Vic Guthrie acts up again. (Rec: 25/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev signs autographs, turns Taxi Driver, and slates his teammates – all part of his five-year plan. Plus Benny Hill. (Rec: 24/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Great Ebenezers of history, lawn admin, golf rule-breaking, drums, and Asda car park fighting. (Rec: 30/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Growing strawberries, bored kids, inhaling food, and Imelda Marcos’ safari island.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Murderous motivations, book launch whisky, Italian beach dog attack, and Norvelle lives.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy gets injured but gets to ref the match too, our live show blanket plans, a Race/Jordan comparison, and a dressing room bust-up. (Rec: 18/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev slouches and talks frankly about money again, and his good friend opens the wine. Meanwhile, Gunter Netzer launches the official Hamburg magazine. (Rec: 17/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Recycling sifters, diamond mining, respecting the bereaved, parenting, in-law power plays and more. (Rec: 16/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cup glory, away games, showing us it, electric car hell, Nick Cotton.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Possibly the greatest top 40 in the history of charts of all time – our deep dive into it begins here with the song that dominated the whole of 1984. (Rec: 14/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

MOT stuff, frosted nudity, scaffolding, screenwash, chip failure.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Italian graveyards, The Chichester Dossiers, Roy has an alleyway incident, Penny stays in, and there’s agony on the pitch. (Rec: 11/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Money, German life confusion, a friendly red card, buckets of petrol, unpleasant meat, and eating a doughnut before you pay for it. (Rec: 10/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

House-buying, Biscoff teeth, self-surgery, an official TFTM detective, bee panic and lots more. (Rec: 9/6/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Celeb video messaging, tracking down a minor star, and another TFTM business opportunity.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Right! Pod barons, cheese-shaming, and why royal secret-keeping should be a Blobby job.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy receives a dossier and has a shower with a policeman. Brinsden gets dumped on the edge of town, and will Roy get wheelied in the face? (Rec: 4/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins. (Rec: 3/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nap techniques, bee guidance, fan comparison, and Hungarian crows. (Rec: 3/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shutting down a football club, an apology, schools programmes, and London-focussed radio.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Corden, the Queen speaks out, children’s TV presenter emotions and Club Med sex shows.Brown John tickets: https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/143130550329Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy dishes out some on-pitch justice and some class politics, Ben Galloway gets involved and we hear about Roy’s book club. (Rec: 28/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The final chapter – shark films, Gazza almost drowns, the birds make a grey pie, more of Doc’s back story, and then the film endsJoin the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Breaking a bottle to get to some money, hotel advice, milk puking, multi-conurbation sightings, and cancer help. (Rec: 26/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Not doing that, primary school hell, and market researching milk.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our Price memories, going round to Eno’s house, self-titled albums, unwelcome life advice, and Pigeon Street. (Rec: 24/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our wiping methods are compared and contrasted, and we discuss Class Action Park.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy does Mastermind, complex crowd banter, attention-seeking and Trevor Brinsden’s new low. (Rec: 21/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Steamboat Willie, Bunsen burner stockists, yodelling, bedtime trickery, Doc’s family tree, and skeleton abuse. (Rec: 20/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Two teas, poisoning other podcasts, eating dogs’ noses, and floor fishcakes. (Rec: 19/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The folk tradition in podding, a new cartoon adventure, and large parties. Also… what’s your objective?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy coaches Elton Blake, the pressures of kicking a football, some childhood pain revisited, and Trevor Brinsden returns.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dirty-handed dwarfs, living out loud, the aristocrat life, Michael Winner’s bed, and the basements of the super-rich. (Rec: 13/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Appliance-mending YouTubers, Antipodean attention-seeking, Barry Norman’s pickled onions and a dirty old man. (Rec: 12/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A pop blob, arcade fear, an unlikely MBE, a name change, and a major Neighbours update. (Rec: 10/5/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

VAR’s big screen, rule confusion, the best podding duos, and a major Latvian decision.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Abandoned Melchester, Tory crumpets, a grandad that wasn’t, funerals, and Caribbean chicken.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nicknames, our Radio 2 future, oxen, hot objects, Dutch bungalows, and Doc’s back story. (Rec: 6/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Self-nicknaming, child crime, kids TV casting, wedding postponement, and shelving. (Rec: 5/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bed history, breaking into a museum, sleeping in meetings, battling with celebs’ lawyers, and some old football.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cake antics, a family treats powerplay, napping science, illegal blue lights, and buying film rights in a pub.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Arnie Meckiff’s shop, Roy’s personal taxi, VIP prison, Mike Tyson road rage, and a punch is thrown. (Rec: 30/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The pros and cons of dreams, canal boat hypnotherapy, Derren Brown’s Croydon head-spell, and a little bit of Snow White. (Rec: 29/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

French landlady issues, noisy eaters, addiction help and more in our first Life Logistics episode! (Rec: 28/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An emergency pod about Frank Lampard’s dismissal from Chelsea that ends up being about David Batty instead.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Listener abuse, deep fat frying, cable woe, viewing tips, and Sunderland skiing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chess teams, some dadnapping, a bit of euthanasia, and some teenage mischief.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Banning thoughts, Roy’s Turkish prison memories, Blackie offers to deal with Trevor Brinsden, and a shocking shop revelation. (Rec: 23/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How children are conceived, Disney snobbery, Northern mining, universal basic income, and lax dwarf security. (Rec: 22/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Venn diagrams, telly talk, banned baby names, and Top of the Pops debuts.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kenny Logan’s audacity, Roy’s bullworker, Vic’s fury, a ‘Wahoooo!’, and a couple of death masks. (Rec: 16/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Did this film trigger Hitler? Who the hell does Snow White think she is? Plus Italian TV and we visit the dwarfs’ diamond mine. (Rec: 15/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A great film, a great board game, Footballball, Liam Gallagher, and displaying your true self.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shorter than usual due to technical issues but still time for chat about body heat, covid liars, and orange peel pens.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Supine vs lupine, small-forehead prejudice, spamming, Bryan Ferry’s worst teacher, school disco injustice and white supremacy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Huntsman mulls over his job description, bird authority, and Snow White escapes into the depths of the forest. (Rec: 8/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A pest control update, investing in the comfort market, and a potato story from the countryside.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The top ten… a classic spiking, a killer year, a sausage, the birth of Lamparding, a pair of Harveys and the winner is declared.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There’s a new face and the reappearance of an old one, we hear about the Melchester gay scene, and the perils of 1980s motoring. (Rec: 2/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Prince arrives with a whole load of dodgy entitlement, the Queen is enraged and commissions a special box to give to the Huntsman. (Rec: 1/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

20-11… Vardy fuel, road rage, equalising stuff, the best selfie, a bald kid, an escaped bear, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

30-21… dominos, corpse-boozing, stadium-soiling, the Clough clump, a dead sheep, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy’s dilemma is resolved, the dismantling of Paco Diaz, a shock phone call from Penny, and how to remove your fingerprints in a hurry. (Rec: 26/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A deserted Danish theme park, a bucket of chump, a mirror with plenty to say and our current Queen’s FIFA obsession. (Rec 25/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

40-31… Blankety Blank, Mark E. Smith, swearing, pencil-smuggling, digging, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam discovered a mouse infestation in his rig - here’s what happened next…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

50-41, including a horse, Alan Titchmarsh, apartheid, fancy dress, a goalkeeper, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Superbrat causes trouble again, messing with FIFA 20, John Veg turns up, and the ref puts Roy in an impossible position. (Rec: 19/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How a TV show refused to shut down, a look at Minder, South American tit-kicking and Michael’s list of bluechip companies. (Rec: 18/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dental agony, Barry Gibb’s Christmas song rage, a Barbara Windsor tribute and a raid on Argentina.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rovers’ Division 2 campaign gets underway with tension between Roy and both Vic Guthrie AND Nat Gosden. Meanwhile, the ref has plenty to say. (Rec: 13/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our mums’ guts, Hologram Whitney, footballer tweets, dead cats on tables, and the secrets of the paparazzi. (Rec: 11/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Animal Magic in Scotland, Europe’s biggest baby, Shark joy, what’s inside snooker balls and a new cat infiltration.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re a wall pod now – plus, our call for Britain’s greatest moments, ghost activity, and a torque injury.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The 40th episode of this odyssey is solely devoted to the cover of the 5th September 1981 issue of Roy of the Rovers. And some other stuff. (Rec: 5/3/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Days, CHiPs, Hart To Hart, Manimal, our sitcom plan, shapeshifting and being bob-on. (Rec: 4/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Attenborough’s mad world of ants, the Yule Lads, advent calendars, volunteering as celeb syringers, and Elton meets Arsene.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our tribute to the greatest footballer who ever lived.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Spertons, how we’ll be ended, ROTR After Dark, Melchester’s deluded fans enrage us again, and the next Odyssey confirmed. (Rec: 27/2/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Beckham and his ‘uncle’, VAR takes his eye off the ball, our dystopian raspberry future, the TFTM dinner club and a tiny bit of Michael. (Rec: 27/2/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The best British moments, Dominic Cummings, Shaun Ryder, Lovers Rock, and Michael McIntyre on Spurs.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gladiators and Wispas.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy tries to single-handedly tackle Rovers’ hooligan problem but goes full Lampard instead. (Rec: 20/2/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The TFTM reach, sea filings, Owen gets mugged off by Shearer and asks his parents for World Cup penalty tips. (Rec: 19/4/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Sid James/Peter Sutcliffe connection, Broadmoor Christmas dinner, more parental humiliation, and reggae.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The coconut crab, nightwear, an addiction to murder, and Roy has a dilemma. (Rec: 13/2/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A train to France 98, Andy’s demise, epilepsy, a bit of Bowie, and Michael’s over-analysis. (Rec: 12/2/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Monopoly, the end of Trump, Arsene Wenger’s audiobook, and illicit schoolyard trading.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The literary event of 2020, an armchair, Bananarama and new bin talk.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We begin a shallow dive into Michael Owen's 'Rebooted' autobiography. Gazza's La Manga rig, solitude, and Sinitta's World Cup 98 influence. (Rec: 30/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ghosts, The Wall, pub fighting, a kiddie camp story, and Lampard.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Modern music, Sir John Blowie, Sam’s doctor letter, Pele’s birthday, and a death-faking fish.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The weird enclosure at the 1981 Human Royal Wedding, the Chiswick Soul Patrol, and football fan parks. (Rec: 23/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too. (Rec: 22/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Comebacks, the pressure of fans, Lampard’s refuelling methods, and more pro-PPV common sense.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Understanding tiers, ghost Christmas plans, and entitled football fans (again).  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy catches anxiety and gets a nice touch from his players. Meanwhile we examine crabbing, shelling peas, drug tablets and a garden fire. (Rec: 16/1/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

From a tasty-looking dog tongue to Pancho From The Flats’ goose… and almost everything in between. (Rec: 15/1/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

He's the keyboard king who was 50% of The Style Council and enjoyed spells with Dexy's Midnight Runners and Roger Daltrey and Wilko Johnson - and we've interrogated him just for you.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mad dads, a softball/golfer altercation, postman tales, and some buried money.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy has a shave and gets out on the pitch to try and get over Penny, with his players all talking behind his back. (Recorded 19/09/2019)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This was going to be a Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode but we got sidetracked. Includes self-immolation, Raoul Moat, One Direction and the dark net.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Insomnia, a night accident, drunk injuries, lung capacity, massive cosmos stuff, and the predictions are back.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

La Liga, Geoffrey Chichester, Morrissey, telly tips, and wart removal.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Penny storms off to her mother's and Roy enjoys being home alone. For a while...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our interview with the writer whose credits include Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Manageress, Spender and a host of official World Cup films.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Banning fans from football, ice cream queuing and the cosmos, and a couple of new games.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Family Zoom quizzes, documentaries, framing a newspaper cutting, Hoddle & Waddle’s flop follow-up, and private detectives.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy holds a successful snowbound Sunday training session, but trouble is brewing at home. And where is Ernie Gosden in 2019?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Court self-defending, Don Arden, cat prosecco, crow tactics and supplementing an educational income.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the road…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the Queen shuts down Sky Sports…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mental health top-ups, the Nuttall Test, the worst sporting figures, and potato formats.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sheffield Wednesday, Spud-U-Like and some other stuff…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We meet Victor Boskovic, discuss curly cables and Ben Galloway’s dreamland. Meanwhile, Roy pins his hopes on a trembling teenage keeper…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Addictive behaviour, a Euro 92 cuckolding update, astronomy, and Len’s Q&A. (Apologies for Sam’s robot voice for the first 12 mins of this)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chippy tea deliveries, some incredible Earth Tournament updates, and Sam’s sadness after getting the snacks in 28 years ago.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As his goalie has a breakdown, Roy fends off a tirade of fan abuse. Back at home, we see the Race family's space-age telly as concerns grow for Roy Jr’s welfare.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shopping, slippers, Sir John Asos, Baileys, an Earth Tournament update, some lies and weirdness, and roof tasering.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Baking bread, a near-triggering, rugby horror, water cannons, swords and guess what’s back…?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Charlie Carter has a mare, Paco Diaz gives it some dis ‘n’ dat, and Roy tries to salvage glory from disaster and Cretan revenge.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An ice cube, Canada, footballer initiation retaliations, and more of your weirdest sightings.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mainly a round-up of the weirdest things you’ve seen. Some great, some average, some awful.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How housework is filling the void, the strangest things we’ve ever seen, our plans to breed and flog tiger cubs, and women’s hairstyles.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our two year isolation prep, a live cuppa delivery, a Raab attack, the best news in months, and the magic of Tiger King.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A farewell lunch gets out of hand, a there’s generic fans protest, Roy rips off his rivals, and Rovers’ season goes from bad to worse…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some begging, ghost neighbours, tigers, virus rumours and Lamparding the lockdown.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Home schooling, pandemic exercising, a doctor’s advice, panic buying, World Cup movies and our next odyssey is revealed…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’ve made a viral video which prompted the government to give everyone free cash – how will this affect ResultBot’s robot money pipe?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy drops a transfer bombshell, the Portdean fans run wild at Melboro, we meet Penny Race and Roy gets his chopper out…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Just what happened when Sam took a bag of glass shards home? Plus a bit of John Cosmos and some pharmacist news…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here's all seven episodes of the original Keane Odyssey, which looked at Roy's 'The Second Half' book, joined together into one massive 232-minute super episode. YAFFLE!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our finest Talksport moment, plus Sam goes up the storage and gets sucked into panic-buying. Tomorrow… the broken glass story…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How Dad’s Army can help us through the crisis, Sir John Corona, anonymous Lampards, playground virus info, and knocking up some ventilators…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Isolation, Jackie Chan’s lock-up, some content recommendations, and a load of Joe Pasquales.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy waxes lyrical about the olive kebab, there’s some bungling and a rotten ref, and Roy and Blackie’s lock-in tactics are revealed…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our new Roy of the Rovers 1980s deep dive gets underway. Two lads go from car park shovelling to first team starts, while another pair have an on-pitch clash…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We reach the end of the Odyssey with the drama of Saipan, Roy looking forward to a bright future, and a man trapped in the Japanese sky forever…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Instagram purchasing addiction, our Corona profiteering plans, and inventive toilet roll alternatives.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some old snooker music, being bionic, some Coronavirus news, more teapots, Jack Hargreaves, and new Space Robbers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Harry’s Challenge, a Bryan Adams show in the middle of the night, cheese sandwiches, dealing with drinking while you’re an alcoholic, & dressing up as a tiger.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A bit of John Cosmos, sexy telly, the Bristow story, a news jotter and more  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How to act tough in a chippy, Biscoff love and Eric Bristow gets A Question of Sport wrong.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Plans for our conference (Coronageddon permitting), speed-mentoring, hand gel panic-buying, bridging snack woes and more…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy has his own thing (not like those robot babies), gives Bosnich a blast, gets his revenge on Haaland, and we learn more about the mouth sandwich…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our Radio 4 takeover plans, a trip to a Noel Coward play, hotel reviews, and Tyson Fury.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam looks forward to a birthday party and remembers upsetting Amanda Holden. We also get some cashpoint safety tips. (Apologies for the sound issues)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy has a 10-day city break for the 1999 Champions League Final, shares a hotel room with Denis Irwin, and avoids a Barcelona blinding.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A look about outdoors, bins, Sir John God’s wrath, riddles, and war animals.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam’s first OB, Tears For Fears, some Lamparding, prosthetics, and the end of civilisation.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cheese, Delaney letters to West Ham, part two of Space Robbers, some more cosmos stuff, and an Apple naming crisis…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tactics, predictions, and our recent brush with the upper classes - almost 100% football content.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy becomes a bad harlequin, scorns the city centre, and tries to stay normal.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tom & Jerry, Stubby the war dog, more Blue Peter revelations and a first-hand encounter with Wojtek.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Freelancing versus the foundry, a showbiz party, a fat black cat update and a local busybody website.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam’s hygienist tries to entice him, we celebrate John Noakes, hear more from the cosmos and start a choose-your-own-adventure…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Baby Solskjaer is almost squeezed into oblivion, Sir John Jazz invents jazz, Roy gets a windowless gym, and there's an insight into the Cockney community…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Backstage at our latest live show, a mailbag delve, the cosmos, some riddles, and Scotland’s best bear.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Backstage at our live show, we talk about our pre-show rituals, and hear about The God Diet and self-hating Londoners.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A feline encounter goes weird, why we should all have more tea, and some football predictions...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A cockney turns up at Old Trafford, Roy has a fight in a bar, does his cruciate, gets obsessed with Neighbours again, and has a one-man Christmas party  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some listener Lamparding, football haters, crabbing horror, rig servicing, non-books, and a struggle with a riddle.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sticking with dull books, studio construction, and dubious street transactions…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A shorter than usual episode with predictions, a non-dead man, and Sam’s musings on his week  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy gets a bit sniffy about Cantona, Fergie makes some prank calls, we take a trip to Paperboy Heaven and Jason McAteer buys some dolls…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ongoing personal highs and lows, some fine riddle work and a bit of actual football chat…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Court reporting, Keane v Carragher, influencing and more…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s life hacks, murder telly, cucumbers, and just what will Sam do on the telly for money?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Frank Lampard meets a van-driving enchanted football, we plan a podcast academy, Sam gives a talk at a posh school, plus the Poznan babies. Not much Roy in this one, sorry...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Local deaths and local horses, riddles, booze hiding, a squirrel in a school, and butcher bullying.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A warning from nature, the bony hand of VAR, the Beatles launch a start-up, and Cass gets in touch with his roots…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam brings back riddles, there’s some 2020 predictions, and we expose you to our Royal opinions.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merch…    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy’s solo Christmas Day, the Delaneys’ Boxing Day party, sawdust lessons and will there be telly redemption for Sam?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re back! The viewfinder, Bruce Forsyth, the SAS, a murder, and a feminism update.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here's our look back at the best of the year - widows, naps, bargains and more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him…    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk about the new Star Wars film and some other stuff.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The decade-defining football match, a rare shout-out, a secret about Lineker’s house, and a look back at the prediction king’s 2019 efforts.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fraternal rivalry, our countryside podcast retreat, an armed police mix-up, and some film recommendations.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sunderland duck disappointment, a restaurant fight, Christmas calypso, and a Yuletide star’s festive farewell.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An election debrief, night-time toilet trips, and almost killing someone by mistake…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We get sidetracked with George Lucas, Sam has a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and lots of stuff about hiding from people See you all UPTOWN!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Boris Johnson’s phone-nicking antics, a bit of mailbag and some more Krampus stuff…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Double-visiting the services, taking the kids to ‘divorce court’, the weekend’s speedball goal and Santa’s nemesis…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We debate the merit of public school kids, Sam goes to a celeb birthday party and has a look at Anthea Turner’s fiancé’s hair. Also, predictions.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces classic disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, power-plays Jack Charlton and sows the seeds of the McCarthy feud…    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

More medical chat, a bit of a mailbag delve, a Timbrell tribute act and a bit of #AskSting…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We reveal our current ailments, discuss doctor punishment, explore the permasquint, and investigate alleged EPL wrongdoing…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Archbishop of Canterbury’s rig, Simon Cowell’s toilet paper, and our search for the EPL’s most beautiful boss…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Clough gives Roy his first set of wheels then punches him in the face, but Roy makes up for it with a great night out in Sidetrax in Cork. Plus some stuff about Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems needs…    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The differences between relationships in Milton Keynes and Barcelona, inviting Martin Lewis for dinner, and the best ever football formation  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Exotic hipster football, reviews of a couple of new films, a book giveaway and some football predicting…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy displays contempt for his new teammates and is forced to drink milk before a road trip with Brian Clough. Also, we hear from Graeme Souness and George Weah…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Recorded live backstage in Cardiff, we reflect on the Prince Andrew interview and, erm, Radiohead...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reflections of our recent live shows, including the kind of people we don’t want to see at them. Plus more Pellegrini angst, and some thoughts about Barry Grant…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ and becomes obsessed with Neighbours before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Nottingham Forest come calling…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An on-the-road mid-tour episode from Manchester, where we get mobbed by a pair of crazed fans...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tentative plans to take a contract killer on tour, Rupert Murdoch’s panic over Clive Allen’s hair loss, and are you in the 3% or the 97%?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap… (nine months old if you're IFS #SubscribeOrPerish)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mailbag delve including some post-Elton reading, dream nonsense, Pancho’s footballing skills, and a mighty TTFN…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A broken knife update, plans for the TFTM film and video game, along with stuff about The Wall and the football…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pretty much just that - soldering and a wild tortoise.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is it - the end. Kev settles his scores with the Cockney Mafia and looks back at a life well and truly lived. Thank you, Electric Mouse.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Elton John’s many email addresses, a pre-wedding Mexican clap doctor, Sam’s family justice, and van or caravan?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shark tips from Sam’s mum, a look back at The Wall, how to do non-sports on radio, and some other stuff…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We delve into the ghost book again, predict a bit of football, and learn more about Michael Hutchence…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A bit more fruit chat, Debarge, Snoozing Sam, and Kev heads towards the Toon exit (via the kitchen of a London restaurant)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of football.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tftimemachine.com)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thierry Henry’s vanishing coat hanger, Kev cups Shearer in his hands and gets laughed at by the Germans, and Mike Ashley does some ratings.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev’s Newcastle comeback falls foul of the Cockney Mafia as he tries to sign some of the game’s top stars. Plus night time phone calls and online player bids.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev encounters Tony Jiminez – includes internet versus microfiche, the Amazon rain forest and two Mike Ashleys?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Things grind to a halt at Manchester City as Kev analyses Joey Barton. Then it’s a night drive to London for a meeting with Mike Ashley. Also, napping.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev brings in miserable Nicolas Anelka (bemusing Robbie Fowler into the bargain), unleashes Joey Barton on to an unsuspecting world, and gives Richard Dunne his last last last chance.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Deep vein thrombosis, speeding tickets, Stuart Pearce’s final match, celebrity ant-related gossip, and should Sam and Andy be running the country?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev tries to rid Maine Road of its booze culture. Plus Liam Gallagher, urine, and being drunk when grandma calls round.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Phil Brown scolds his players on the pitch, Man City get super rich, we have a naked night in with Jurgen Klopp, there’s insanity at the Toon, and Fergie gets right inside Rafa’s heid…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A look back at the England v Morocco final, ResultsBot’s downward slide goes on, widows, Alim Ozturk’s Turkish life, and war in the Delaney family WhatsApp group…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy reports some tragic news from Cyprus, the prediction mind games increase, and we hear possibly the ultimate TTFN story…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev moans about being England boss, Ron Atkinson’s TV-watching snack, Sam’s West Ham ticket office nightmare and surprising trip to Moscow…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A report from our secret compound, a gift for an atrocious criminal, a hot dog challenge, some ratings and some Aquafresh facts…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The ‘so what’ penalty, intense German predicting camps, and an encounter with the Coin Mistress during a seaside jaunt…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We finally reveal the identity of Britain’s Best Widow while Sam recounts the late 90’s pursuit of a legendary DJ…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev struggles with England as the Pigfaces of Fleet Street work their evil magic on him, in spite of a warning from Monte Fresco. And was Our Price a socialist utopia?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mailbag delve with some Senor Dis ‘N’ Dat, a lion liar and a local vigilante. Plus a Timbrell update and Joey Barton’s dad.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why Gary Lineker equals safety, the new wave of banter, some ratings, a Leniverse update, and we reveal Britain’s Best Widow...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A look ahead at the new season, and also some stuff about Grange Hill deaths and the estate of Sir John Triffid.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Michael Jackson visits Fulham before Kev leaves for England and an ageism crisis. Also, ghost minorities…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mailbag delve, a trip to the Costa Brava with Rocky and Ricky, the introduction of our new game ‘Ratings’, and the spectacular departure of Scratchcard John.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Len’s alter-egos, fast cars, diffusing football violence, a Budapest rig, and Paul Hollywood…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bits of all sorts - coins, rigs, dis, dat, Capes, badgers, work disciplinary, and a thieving stray man. Join our prediction league on the Soccer Saturday Super Six app with code 1PY8SY  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev moves to Fulham but we focus mainly on Mohamed Al-Fayed selling lions in Harrods and the magnificence of Ray Wilkins.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam brings us tales of coining and car booting on the Isle of Wight, and we discuss Geoff Capes' budgie-breeding motivations...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

KK leaves Tyneside and goes on holiday as the nation mourns. Plus regeneration chat, royal connections and new front door research tips…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The strongest man of all time addresses members of the World Economic Forum. Plus widows’ rigs, crematorium bike lessons and gang rejection.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alan Pardew, celebrity coins, Steve Bruce and a bit of Sid James. Oh, and an exclusive interview with Sam’s son Len.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss the new Cats and Top Gun film trailers.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev’s Newcastle exit looms into view, Sir John Hall lets the lads use his house while he’s in Spain and there’s a… VIP Stevie Wonder experience…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mailbag delve with some fresh Senor Dis ‘n Dat, a toothpaste deep dive, a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ and our plans for the Potato Awards.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Incredible sport, the refuelling habits of druids, England’s Earth Tournament final opponents are revealed, and there’s a magnificent Lewis Collins story…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

John Pigface rings Broadmoor, we learn more about Big Galaxy’s hit TV show ‘Warrior’, there’s some John Timbrell info, and even some football talk…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

KK’s disguise-aided pursuit of Shearer and enabling of Keith Gillespie’s addiction. Plus Les’s Leap, Ginola’s stinking fags, and Asprilla’s gun mayhem.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A mailbag delve including some Dis ‘n’ Dat tales, the nature of hotels and the notion of trust, holiday pets, summer fairs, and lots more…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Updates from England’s semi-final group activities in Earth Tournament and lots of revelations about camp life. Plus… shredding and fire.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Updates from Earth Tournament, Lampard arrives at Chelsea, and why football transfer news stinks.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

KK dwells on his Sky Sports outburst for far too long but forgets about Asprilla. He is also the bigger man v Fergie and has a slump instead of a prance.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Find out what we’ve been up to at schools this weekend, what’s happening to the elephants’ tusks, and why we hate Holland & Barrett…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sam's Kylie anecdote was too long to fit into the Monday episode so here it is on its own...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An episode dominated by England v Argentina at Earth Tournament and Kylie at Glastonbury.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An update from Earth Tournament as well as the bird and squirrel scene. Also, we discuss which is more toxic - Archie Buchanan or Instagram?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ginola makes a pal, Kev sets up a courtroom, Cole moves to the middle of nowhere and then gives up before he is sold, enraging the Toon Army’s soldiers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fresh mailbag action – some Dis ‘n’ Dat, some lies, and plans for a van…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An Earth Tournament update and some incredible off-the-pitch revelations, a swimming lesson story, and a citizen’s arrest…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An Earth Tournament bombshell, some Leniverse team line-ups, and more Senor Dis ‘n’ Dat sightings…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

KK and Terry Mac take to the skies more than once, give Andy Cole some laundry tips, and feed some iffy meat to a monster as a mysterious burger van appears at the training ground…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A range of Senor Dis N’ Dat stories from the mailbag, as well as a fight with a homeless man.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How to gain infamy on the Sky News sofa, a mini-dive into Sam’s Father’s Day gift, and a bus-driving courtroom liar…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A bonus episode, rounding up all of the Earth Tournament 2019 group stage action and the full draw for the second round. PLUS... an exclusive major transfer announcement.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An Earth Tournament update ahead of this weekend’s final group matches, Andy’s logistical solutions, and a double whammy of self-defending men. Also, is this all a coma?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

KK plans to capture the imagination of the whole country, we dip a toe into Brian Kilcline’s website, get life lessons from Cottee and Bowie and hear about Rob Lee and the boats.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some TV tips, a Cannon Dad offshoot story, Senor Dis & Dat vs a wall, and the internet spies on Sam mid-episode…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An update from the Earth Tournament, the Caped Crusader gives up reversing, and news about our next deep dive…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some of the deluge of feedback we’ve had from listeners after our groundbreaking previous episode…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is a long conversation from a Keegan Odyssey recording - but as it’s got nothing at all to do with KK, we’re putting it out as a separate extra episode.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev prevents the deaths of thousands of kids, Terry Mac enjoys exotica, Sir John Hall tells the truth and Brian Kilcline’s ponytail is chopped off.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A John Timbrell update, more on Sam v Noel, and loads of chip shop and other fast food horror stories.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On the coins, ghosts, and a whole host of chip-related stories…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Plans for our first West End musical are hatched, Sam reports from the Isle of Wight and we consider a home coin drop experience…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dirty toilets, arcade strategy, Geordie wincing, the Liverpool boot room washing instruction fact file, and Terry Mac does another prank.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The ‘triggerproof' card, Sam’s experience of working with Jerry Springer, a school ice cream turf war, and a report from a National Trust compound…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Weekend World, cream cakes and Sam as the new Tory Prime Minister…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A football theme park, a return to Tyneside, trade fairs, and a burger van walk-out for Kev’s trusty number two…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A beautiful IFS moment, the world’s best school, Brian Walden’s lying history, and the Hulk does kids parties…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We plan to sponsor a football team AND launch our Cold War festival. Plus, kicking a footballer when he’s down, and calculating populations using the three ‘F’s   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cosmic ordering, Paul Rudd, filthy stupid dolphins and Andy’s toxic relationship with Sam Allardyce. Shoot for the moon, everyone…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kev gets a mouth-ramming while trying to have a roadside nap, much to John Pigface’s delight.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.