The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

By All Things Comedy

Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

Episodes

Carpenter Pants

It’s a week about family. Weddings, birthdays and watching your loved one explode on a plane. Chubbies.comdrinkAG1.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVPRobinhood.com/Boost
21/02/24·1h 19m

20 Years of Aloha

New studio, who dis?  usejoymode.com Code: JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPPrizePicks.com/JRVP Code JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVP
14/02/24·1h 15m

Dig Your Teeth Into It

Anthony and Gregg cover a lot of ground on this episode, but none of that ground matters unless it’s getting the best water known to man. You’ll see. drinktrade.com/jrvp Code: JRVP10Hims.com/JRVPRobinhood.com/BOOST
07/02/24·1h 9m

Wrist Full of Bracelets

Anthony is back from Texas and he loves it. He can’t stop talking about it. Until he talks about a pastor’s cryptocurrency, going on podcasts and the introduction of a new listener contest. BetterHelp.com/JRVPNutrafol.com/JRVP Code JRVP
31/01/24·1h 10m

BRING BACK THAT

All new songs this week!  drinkAG1.com/JRVPHims.com/JRVPPrizePicks.com/JRVP code: JRVP
24/01/24·1h 21m

Slouching Towards Milwaukee

Anthony and Gregg are back for some of the grimmest headlines and the most controversial JRVP Listener of the Week choice the show has ever seen.  FactorMeals.com/JRVP50 Code: JRVP50drinktrade.com/jrvpBetterHelp.com/JRVP
17/01/24·1h 10m

Autozone of Interest

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how they spent the holidays before diving into what a badass Katt Williams is and why you never want to host the Golden Globes. This year is going to be better than the last. Nutrafol.com/men Code: JRVPdrinkAGI1.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVP
10/01/24·1h 5m

Manatee Deez Nuts

In this special year-end episode, Anthony and Gregg go long and strong talking about Anthony’s final shows of the year, a chance meeting out with Bill Burr and their annual Top-10 books of the year list. DraftKings Casino App Code: JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVPBetterHelp.com/JRVPNutrafol.com/men Code: JRVP
20/12/23·1h 34m

Kangaroo Jacked

The boys are back for a late night show where Anthony talks about his week in Boston including a big dinner with Tom and Debby. Come for the holiday family cheer and stay for a breakdown of one of the 21st century’s cinematic masterpieces. FactorMeals.com/JRVP50 CODE: JRVP50TommyJohn.com/JRVPDrinkTrade.com/JRVPTecovas.com
13/12/23·1h 21m

Blackout Windows

The Holiday season is officially here and no one celebrates it like Anthony and Gregg. Except for the Taco Bell location in San Pedro, California. Tommy John.com/JRVPHelixSleep.comDraftKings.com Casino App. Code:JRVPBabbel.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVP
05/12/23·1h 11m

Helena Bonham Carter

Anthony is off the road for just a few days, so the gang is back together for the first time in weeks to talk about Matt Rife, the most annoying co-worker ever and everyone’s favorite Fight Club character. drinkAG1.com/JRVPTecovas.com
29/11/23·1h 8m

Mailbag Spectacular #7

It’s finally time, once and for all, to give emails the spotlight they deserve. Anthony and Gregg discuss their choice for a death row meal, whether they’d prefer Jesus or aliens to be real and answer too many questions about ways to die. This podcast will never die! 
14/11/23·1h 4m

How Far in Advance is Too Far in Advance?

Anthony came into the studio ornery. He’s been on the road a lot and in the studio too much and Gregg is annoying the hell out of him. So it’s like most of the episodes. TECOVAS.COMTommyJohn.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVP
07/11/23·1h 23m

Battle Dads

This one has more laughs per minute than usual. You could trust us or you could listen and celebrate the return of Renner’s recording career!  Download the Draftkings Casino app. Promo code: JRVP BetterHelp.com/JRVP 
25/10/23·1h 7m

Cleveland Rocks

Anthony details one of the weirdest nights of his standup career after solving most of the world’s problems.  HelixSleep.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVPJamesAllen.com Code: JRVP
11/10/23·1h 8m

Group Celebration

It’s been far too long since Anthony and Gregg were in the studio together, so they catch up on Anthony’s tour, go over the Hasan Minhaj controversy and dance like no one is watching when two brand new songs are premiered on a very special JRVP. TommyJohn.com/JRVPAthleticGreens.com/JRVP
04/10/23·1h 8m

Mailbag Spectacular #6

We have more email answers than you can possibly handle including wife swaps, the best 90’s sitcoms and why stand up comedians are like farm emails. There’s a sixth one of these for a reason.  BetterHelp.com/JRVPFactorMeals.com/JRVP50TommyJohn.com/JRVP
19/09/23·1h 8m

From Where God Tried to Suck Out the Poison

It’s time to make a billion on streaming. Anthony starts the process of putting together his band with a single that is going straight to the top of the charts. HelixSleep.com/JRVP
12/09/23·1h 4m

In-Ground Trampoline

Anthony and Gregg talk about whether PJs and In-Ground Trampolines are a sign of an empire and decline. The worst mom ever also makes the show! Babbel.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVPDraft Kings Casino App Code JRVP
05/09/23·1h 12m

Until Your Knife is in the Loaf

Anthony breaks out his Che Diaz t-shirt, so you know it’s a good show. Stay tuned until the end of a controversial JRVP Listener of the Week. BetterHelp.com/JRVPDraftkings Casino App promo: JRVP
23/08/23·1h 6m

The Drake Of Halifax

Anthony and Gregg do the opposite of a reverse nadir recounting Anthony’s perfect trip to Halifax. This one had great energy so what are you doing still reading the description?  StitchFox.com/JRVPHelloTushy.com/JRVP
16/08/23·1h 5m

Give Me The Code

Anthony and Gregg have much to report on after a week including seeing Oppenheimer, Paul Reubens’ death, what it’s like to become a dog and the best listener gift ever. athleticgreens.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVPhelixsleep.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVP
09/08/23·1h 22m

Lights, Toilet Camera, Action.

Kevin Spacey. Sound of Freedom. Anthony’s deeply disappointing trip to the movies. Anthony and Gregg aren’t part of the zeitgeist. Episode 213 is the zeitgeist. DrinkAG1.com/JRVPJamesAllen.ComPolicyGenius.com
26/07/23·1h 23m

The Clip is Too Long

Gregg is back in the studio and Anthony is riding high after some epic shows. But the return of one of JRVP’s most famous clips causes a rift in the show’s fabric that may never be repaired.  FactorMeals.com/JRVP50BetterHelp.com/JRVPStitchFix.com/JRVP
18/07/23·1h 25m

Dorkies

Anthony is in a bad mood after being stood up by a new friend and being disrespected in the All Things Comedy parking lot and everyone pays the price. HelixSleep.com/JRVPHelloTushy.com/JRVPBabbel.com/JRVP
12/07/23·1h 25m

Bad Sushi

For the Fourth of July, Anthony and Gregg celebrate the superiority of America. We’ve got Meth cooking Sushi Chefs, Ant Sex and the absolute worst way to lose your assistant bowling coach job.  TommyJohn.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVP
04/07/23·1h 12m

Every Available Surface

Gregg is in Japan, so Anthony brings enough heat to travel across the ocean with life advice that could survive any submarine. BetterHelp.com/JRVPDrinkAG1.com/JRVP 
28/06/23·1h 12m

Workin’ for the Weeknd

The Boys are back in town and they are ready. Ready for the Weeknd! Get in the mood for summer with too much talk about stolen body parts and dogs.  StitchFix.com/JRVPdrinkAG1.com/JRVPJamesAllen.com Code JRVP
20/06/23·1h 21m

Mailbag Spectacular #5

Anthony and Gregg come strong on this mailbag episode after digesting Bill Burr’s copious notes. They answer questions such as the best way to get inebriated before work and cast themselves in a JRVP horror movie. HelixSleep.com/JRVP TommyJohn.com/JRVP
06/06/23·1h 10m

Rescue Wokers

Anthony is sick and tired of the woke mob and is ready to fight back. Consider this episode the battles of Lexington and Concord.  MeetMaev.com/JRVP
30/05/23·1h 15m

Death Was There. And He Smelled Good.

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to live up to after last week’s episode and a lot to answer for. The guys give advice on whether to gamble full-time and how best to use your dog in the car. BetterHelp.com/JRVPAthletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVPStitchFix.com/JRVP
23/05/23·1h 18m

Greggie's Choice

Gregg has a Sophie’s Choice in this episode that will change the way you look at him forever or at least change how Anthony mercilessly mocks him for the rest of the episode.  PolicyGenius.comManscaped.com/JRVPFactorMeals.com/JRVP50HelloTushy.com/JRVP
17/05/23·1h 23m

An Excess Baggage Situation

Anthony has a message for America. A directive, really. And then he repeats that edict repeatedly throughout the episode to great effect.  Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP MeetMaev.com/JRV HelixSleep.com/JRVP
09/05/23·1h 14m

Before the Plane Hits the Ground

A few barriers are broken on this week’s episode. An entire country earns Listener of the Week status and an emailer endures Anthony’s fury like no emailer before. Emails are a thing and they can be dangerous.  Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Aura Aura.com/JRVP
01/05/23·1h 13m

Happened To Happen, Not For Naught

Anthony is inspired this week; by art, by Jack Handey and by one JRVP fan who makes a Bones and All decision everyone can appreciate.  BetterHelp.com/JRVP HelloTushy.com/JRVP
26/04/23·1h 28m

Not Today Motherf—

It’s Episode 200! Anthony and Gregg reveal the winners of the Erotic Fan Fiction contest and read the top five entrants on the show. There are gifts, there are laughs and there is Renner. No regrets!  athleticgreens.com/JRVP
19/04/23·1h 38m

Improving The Water Supply

As the excitement for episode 200 builds, Anthony and Gregg get stuck in a strange space and time continuum where the present has no meaning. Anthony also reveals what he’d be when he becomes The Bachelor. It’s only a matter of time.  MeetMaev.com/JRVPAura.com/JRVPTawkify.com/JRVP
11/04/23·1h 18m

Trip Over Your Own

Anthony giggles uncontrollably trying to get a joke out in this episode that he never quite completes. Listen to the episode to find out when! AthleticGreens.com/JRVPPolicyGenius.comBetterHelp.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVP
04/04/23·1h 24m

Temptation Staircase

It's the Temptation Staircase. Can you resist pushing something down?  Aura Aura.com/JRVPAthletic Greens Athleticgreens.com/JRVPBetter Help Betterhelp.com/JRVPFactor Factor.com/JRVP50Tawkify Tawkify.com/JRVP
21/03/23·1h 31m

Listen Until The End

It’s a late night party in the JRVP studios. The most annoying neighbor, the worst thing to find with Christmas decorations and some new jingles help pass the time until the big Erotic Fan Fiction Contest in episode 200. Roman Ro.Co/JRVPBlack Buffalo  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP
15/03/23·1h 8m

One Ton of Fun

Anthony is off the road and ready to talk about Chris Rock’s comedy special, a wedding death where everyone wins and is a little too excited to give advice to a listener whose boyfriend cheated on her with his step-sister.  Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPAthletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP
08/03/23·1h 24m

Cowboy Bootsboy

193 episodes have led to this. Anthony begins a new stage of his life with total support from Gregg and Aaron.  Tawkify.com/JRVP FACTORMEALS.com/JRVP50
01/03/23·1h 28m

Cock-a-doodle Die

Like many a great novel, this episode builds slowly and ends in a torrent of explosive emotions, misgivings, killer roosters and sex dolls mistaken for human bodies.  AthleticGreens.com/JRVP BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP
22/02/23·1h 25m

Sing Like No One is Listening

Football season is over, but JRVP season never ends. Anthony and Gregg talk about why Anthony had a weird time during the Super Bowl and someone from Gregg’s past pops up in Email Corner. Diamonds around the world unite.  Policy Genius PolicyGenius.Com Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP
15/02/23·1h 20m

Sex with Fish

The anti-Woke mob is after Anthony again and he isn’t having it. Plus, the guys discuss whether there can ever be too much sex with fish and recommend some great books. Also, SPOILER ALERT for Knock At The Cabin. Roman Ro.Co/JRVP  HelixSleep.com/JRVP AthleticGreens.com/JRVP
07/02/23·1h 23m

The Cleanest Part Of The Human Body

Anthony is back and so is Shauna Rae in our lives. Anthony and Gregg talk about whether dating a 23-year-old that looks like an 8-year-old is creepy, what’s up with Anthony and James Acaster and remember a classic, literal staredown between Anthony and his old boss Jimmy Fallon.  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVPAthleticGreens.com/JRVPStitchFix.com/JRVPFactor75.com/jrvp60 Code: JRVP60
01/02/23·1h 27m

Uh... Baby With A Gun

Anthony and Gregg catch up on Anthony’s time in West Palm Beach running into an old college friend, draft the best roasters of all time, and learn way too much about sounding in a cringey episode of Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project.     PolicyGenius.com  AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Roman Ro.Co/JRVP 
18/01/23·1h 22m

Feelin' Myself I'm Conceited

Anthony and Gregg talk about the rules of sleeping in the same bed and the biggest question every two friends must ask: Do they dare close the door? Also, Rummy finally loves Anthony! https://HelixSleepd.com/JRVP https://BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP
11/01/23·1h 16m

Chomp

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to catch up on in the first episode of 2023. Christmas, Birthday, New Year’s, Tulane, RENNER. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP
04/01/23·1h 19m

Bones and All Again

It’s the last Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project (*whispers JRVP*) of the year. Anthony and Gregg break down holiday parties, Anthony’s birthday plans and list their favorite books, movies, music and TV of 2022. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVPBlack Buffalo  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVPDave Download the Dave app or go to Dave.com
21/12/22·1h 22m

Bones and All

Anthony and Gregg, unlike Elon and Chappelle, go Bones and All in this episode. If you don’t know you, you will. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Freeze Pipe  thefreezepipe.com Code JRVP Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP
14/12/22·1h 17m

No Harm, No Foul

Comedy in December just isn’t the same for Anthony. He misses his audience – like the badass JRVP listeners. Anthony and Gregg discuss their recent dinner and reveal the top three finishers of the Junior Vice President listener contest. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPDadgrass.com/JRVPRoman Ro.Co/JRVP PolicyGenius.com
07/12/22·1h 30m

Yippee Ki-Yay Phantom Thread

The holiday season is here and the boys are feeling festive. Anthony and Gregg talk Thanksgiving, the best way for professors to get laughs and play America’s favorite game: Phantom Thread or Die Hard? Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Freshly  Freshly.com/JRVP Ziprecruiter  Ziprecruiter.com/JRVP Black Buffalo  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP Dave Download the Dave app or go to Dave.com
30/11/22·1h 36m

Jump Rope Feels Good

Anthony and Gregg get locked out of work, talk about a nurse gone wild and Anthony gives a special appreciation for all the JRVP listeners.  Thanks to our #sponsors: Roman Ro.Co/JRVP  Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP Dadgrass.com/JRVP 
16/11/22·1h 20m

Gas Bass Back Bass

Anthony and Gregg return on Election night to determine the future of democracy. (Or they talk about taking your family to Hooters and Anthony’s new tour dates.) Thank you to our #sponsors: Athletic Greens (https://athleticgreens.com/JRVP) Freeze Pipe (https://thefreezepipe.com) Code: JRVP Zip Recruiter (https://ziprecruiter.com/JRVP) Black Buffalo (https://blackbuffalo.com) Code: JRVP Trade Coffee (https://drinktrade.com/JRVP) Freshly (https://freshly.com/JRVP)
09/11/22·1h 32m

More Like Don't-da

Anthony and Gregg talk about Kanye West giving Anthony an incredible compliment in the midst of Kanye’s downfall. Gregg also annoys Anthony more than usual while they discuss the most trenchant stories of the week.  Thank you to our #sponsors: Athletic Greens (https://athleticgreens.com/JRVP) Mizzen and Main (https://www.mizzenandmain.com CODE: JRVP) Private Internet Access (https://piavpn.com/JVRP)
26/10/22·1h 20m

Big Dog Cardigan Boy

It’s Late Night … with Anthony Jeselnik.  Gregg drags Anthony and Aaron into the studio deep into the night to get ROCKED by another industry-exploding scandal.  Little dogs bite! 
19/10/22·1h 34m

Dead Donkey Dick Dealers

Anthony and Gregg are back together in the studio and loving a life filled with Anthony’s tales from the road, relationship advice and Smelly Dead Donkey Dicks. 
12/10/22·1h 27m

Your Luck Is Like A Rollercoaster, Baby-Baby

Anthony and Gregg are back together, but not really. The guys hit on Adam Sander paying Anthony respect, Gregg’s trip to London and just the right amount of 90’s rap. 
05/10/22·1h 32m

Mailbag Spectacular #4!

Mail, Mail, and MORE Mail!
27/09/22·1h 21m

Here I Am, Rock You Like An Anal Bead

Anthony visits Notre Dame and the chess world is ROCKED by a scandal involving anal beads. Episode 175 is like a party in the psych ward and all the JRVP listeners are invited! 
21/09/22·1h 37m

Salsa's Not My Real Dad

On a very special episode of JRVP, the healing power of salsa conquers all (Except prematurely buried toddlers, Martha Stewart’s sex life, and Anthony’s athletic prowess).
14/09/22·1h 43m

Suitcase Full Of Pearl Necklaces

Anthony describes what it’s like to be Kanye West’s favorite comedian and introduces The Butthole Challenge all in one powerful episode. New videos drop Wednesdays on Anthony’s Youtube page and our new merch is available on his website. 
07/09/22·1h 38m

Death To Pickleball

There are no sacred cows on this episode of JRVP, just sacred elephants. Birthday boys, herpes influencers and pickleballers all face Anthony and Gregg’s wrath. New videos drop Wednesday nights on Anthony’s Youtube page and our new merch is available on his website. 
31/08/22·1h 38m

Let The Curls Shine

Anthony is looking fresh and feeling fresh in this loaded episode. The guys hit the morality of cheating, getting buried alive and try their hand at ASMR. The show drops Anthony’s Youtube channel Wednesday nights and rep the show with the new JRVP merch.
24/08/22·1h 35m

Spencer Cannon: Choking On A Tombstone

It’s our Merch-i-sode. After 170 episodes, Merch is here. BUY IT! Anthony and Gregg also discover the most badass Sheriff in Utah and Anthony’s joy of not having kids. 
17/08/22·1h 33m

That Was 55 Years Ago, Babe.

Anthony and Gregg are back for Studio Session 2 like a killer lightning strike. The Vice Presidents talk about all the hands on Aaron Rodgers, being late for work and Anthony opening for Your Old Droog. Liz spruces up the studio; check it if you dare on Anthony's YouTube Page
10/08/22·1h 40m

Video Killed The Radio Star

Anthony and Gregg have made the move to the All Things Comedy studio and everything is different now. Anthony’s tour announcement (at AnthonyJeselnik.com) goes wrong, as does a 17-year-old’s tubing trip in Wisconsin, as does an amusement park ride in Tennessee. What doesn’t go wrong: The maiden voyage to the ATC studio, which goes gangbusters. Check us out on YouTube too, if you dare! 
03/08/22·1h 36m

The Good Son Next of Kin

A boy throwing rocks off a bridge onto cars gets shot in the abdomen by a crossbow, a robot breaks a little boys finger while playing chess, and a bride was shot in the head during a celebratory gunfire at her wedding.   
27/07/22·1h 16m

Not All Heroes End Up Being Successful

An elderly woman falls in a country club pond and is eaten by alligators, a man serves his amputated foot to his friends in tacos, and a honey brand is recalled when the ingredient to help ED was discovered inside.   
20/07/22·1h 30m

A Night at the Mew-Zeem

A Pregnant Texas woman tells an officer her unborn child is a person when caught driving in the HOV lane, Howie Mandel traumatized the internet with an anal prolapse video, and a missing man that fell into a shredder is found by the coroners office.  Gregg is recording from Japan & Erica has the most chaotic day ever. Trigger Warning: chaos. 
13/07/22·1h 39m

Rummy Hates Fireworks Now

A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing.  Use code JRVP for 10% off at  thefreezepipe.com with code JRVP for 10% off  Go to vuori.com/JRVP for 20% off your first purchase. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.
06/07/22·1h 14m

Doctor Butthole Vagina

A Judge acquitted a doctor for sexual assault because "women can't tell the difference from anus and vagina". A man was arrested after bag of human bones was found in his basement and a millionaire gave it all up to live on a deserted island with two mannequins.     
29/06/22·1h 16m

That Monkey Is A Cop

A woman was found eaten by her 20 cats after dying in her home, a monkey in a bullet proof vest was found dead after a cartel shoot, and the CDC offers advice: masturbate together while social distancing.   Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Right now, Freshly is offering $125 off your first five orders at FRESHLY.COM/JRVP. Go to StitchFix.com/JRVP to get $20 off your first purchase
22/06/22·1h 33m

Your Third Eye Is Your Butthole

An elephant tramples woman to death and then attacks her corpse at her funeral, Putin's bodyguards collect and carry his poop back to Russia and a woman claims she caught an STD from a car & Geico could pay her out $5.2 million
15/06/22·1h 17m

Make His Mom A Genie

A woman is charged for throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into a lake, a man is dragged off a plane after urinating on his brother during a fist fight, and a man is stabbed over some video game revenge. 
08/06/22·1h 42m

The Love Scene in Top Gun: Maverick

A Pennsylvania man who sought treatment for jaw pain murders his chiropractor. The author of "how to murder your husband" blog was convicted of murdering her husband and a movie theatre chain accidentally showed porn to sold out auditoriums across the country instead of pay per view WWE wrestling. 
01/06/22·1h 21m

Kill My Mom, Clean My House

A teacher who replaced  a fired sex crime teacher commits sex crimes herself, a woman befriended her mom's killer and then he killed her and an immigration officer was fired for putting his wife he didn't like on the terrorist list. In Erica's Corner we play a new song from DJ $crilla. 
25/05/22·1h 33m

Not all Draculas are Morbiuses

A man dies of a heart attack while burying a woman in his backyard, a man injures his friend while doing donuts in his car and a Fitbit helped to convict a man who killed his wife after getting his girlfriend pregnant. 
18/05/22·1h 30m

Golden Retrievers are Garbage

A man accused of killing his wife wins the GOP primary from jail, a mother fell in love with her son and "the sex is mind blowing!" and a woman with two vaginas defies all odds and gives birth.     
11/05/22·1h 17m

The Man with the Penis on His--PENGUINS WIN!!!

Is it okay to go through your partner's phone? A man’s penis fell off but regrew back on his arm, a naked man fell from the ceiling in the women's restroom and a man was found with a kilogram of gold stuffed up his bottom.    Visit thefreezepipe.com to check out their freezable pipes and bongs GO TO KEEPS.COM/JRVP TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. 
04/05/22·1h 21m

21 Pilots Cover Band

A Danish man was caught with 21 vaginas in his freezer, a Washington woman is rescued after falling face first into toilet to retrieve her phone and a Florida Bride and caterer are charged with lacing wedding food with weed. Right now Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at ALLFORM.COM/jrvp Visit athelticgreens.com/jrvp for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Head to titan.com/JRVP to get $50 when you invest with Titan. Go to drinktrade.com/jrvp and take their quiz to find coffee you love
27/04/22·1h 51m

Anonymity

A young girl gets shot in the arm twice while waiting to take photo with the easter bunny, a man admits to putting his injured grandma in the freezer and leaving her to die and Seminary student dies in Jesus crucifixion reenactment. Time to clear out your winter bush and join the other 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™ by going to manscaped.com for 20% off + free shipping with the code [JRVP]. Go to getroman.com/JRVP today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.
20/04/22·1h 25m

Fresh Not Frozen

A Pro-life activist is found with 5 fetuses in her home, a southwest passenger was arrested for masturbating 4 times during a flight, and parents unplug their ring cam as a person keeps offering their 3 year old ice cream every night.   Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helixsleep.com/JRVP  Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Go to Diet Smoke.com and use promo code: JRVP for 20% off Visit thefreezepipe.com to check out these killer deals or use code JRVP for 10%, that’s thefreezepipe.com and code JRVP for 10% off  Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials, including their best-selling suitcases at AWAYTRAVEL.com/JRVP. 
13/04/22·1h 17m

Oh, F!#K, it's a PT Cruiser

A woman is hospitalized after refusing to fart in front of her boyfriend, a petting zoo camel kills two people, and a best man professes his love for the bride during his wedding speech. 
06/04/22·1h 13m

When The Devil Comes For You

We have to start the show with the SLAP heard around the world. A Florida Man was captured on video molesting the family dog, an Arizona company is paying people to poop, and an elderly California man who hired hitmen to kill his wife's podiatrist after her death was found guilty of murder. Yikes. THE SLAP.    Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials, including their best-selling suitcases at awaytravel.com/JRVP Trade Coffee is offering $30 off your first order. Go to drinktrade.com/jrvp and take their quiz to find coffee you love Visit athleticgreens.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Sign up for FREE at ZipRecruiter.com
30/03/22·1h 40m

The Opposite of Free Range

A rescue boat helps a couple and then shoots the man in self defense, a delivery driver is accused of dipping testicles in salsa and a "child expert" grants a dying boy's wish to have sex    Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Visit athleticgreens.com/jrvp for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Right now Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/jrvp Go to getroman.com/JRVP today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. Save big by going to manscaped.com for 20% off + free shipping with the code [JRVP]. 
23/03/22·1h 32m

How Do You Like That?

THE Pig heart man dies 2 months after transplant, a man in a porter potty is crushed by a bulldozer and a box of human heads is found in Denver.   Head to BlackBuffalo.com and use promo code JRVP at checkout for 25% off your first order. Right now, Freshly is offering listeners $80 off your first four orders at FRESHLY.com/JRVP. Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Athleticgreens.com/jrvp  Fill out your free style quiz at StitchFix.com/jrvp, and take advantage of free shipping and returns.   
16/03/22·1h 16m

1,2,3 What!

A teacher left school on a stretcher after 5 year old's attack, a Texas Republican quits the U.S. house race & admits affair with former ISIS war bride, and a young man who allegedly let himself into his friend’s mum’s home and twice bit her nipple to try and seduce her has denied wrongdoing.  Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/JRVP.  Paint your life! Get twenty percent off your painting and Free shipping! Text the word VANITY to sixty-four thousand (64-000).  Coffee ALERT: Trade Coffee is offering a total of $20 off your first three bags at drinktrade.com/jrvp. That’s more than 16 cups of coffee for free!
09/03/22·1h 30m

Mailbag Spectacular #3!

Mail, mail and more mail. 
01/03/22·1h 23m

Almost Too Much Penis

A Man dies after masturbating while driving and flipping his car over, a Finnish skier suffers from a frozen penis during a cross country event, and a teacher admits to feeding cupcakes containing husbands semen to students.           Visit athleticgreens.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.Join the 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™ by going to manscaped.com for 20% off + free shipping with the code JRVPGo to getroman.com/JRVP today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. This episode is sponsored by Allform! Go to allform.com/JRVP for 20% off all orders. Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials, including their best-selling suitcases, at awaytravel.com/jrvp 
23/02/22·1h 30m

Wakin' Up In The Mornin'

An 80 year woman old gets locked in her basement after a bloody intruder broke in and told her to take bath with him in her nightgown, a transracial influencer plans penis reduction to be "100% Korean" and a man sleeping with his sister, murders her after finding out she slept with another man.       Get 15% off your Codecademy Pro membership at CodeCademy.com, code JRVP Fill out your free style quiz at StitchFix.com/jrvp, and take advantage of free shipping and returns.  Freshly is offering our listeners $40 off your first two orders at freshly.com/jrvp
16/02/22·1h 22m

Spooky Mental Haunted House

A man repeatedly ran over and killed his friend with his car after fight about mayonnaise, Nick Cannon realized he was "out of control" after 8th child, and a worker was flattened by a steamroller in brazil. We list 30 things we love about Erica for her 30th birthday.    Happy Valentine's day! JRVP is brought to you by the freeze pipe! If you’re ready to take bigger hits without the chest or throat burn, go to thefreezepipe.com and use code JRVP for 10% off your next order.  Helix is offering UP TO 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/JRVP  Paint Your Life! Get twenty percent off your painting and Free shipping! Text the word VANITY to sixty-four thousand (64-000).  Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.     
09/02/22·1h 27m

Emotional Support Clown

Kanye West is allegedly telling people "Pete Davidson has aids", a cat was kicked so hard his penis tore apart and a man being fired brings an emotional support clown to his last meeting.   GO TO keeps.com/jrvp TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. If you want an easier way to find the right jobs and connect with great employers, go to ZipRecruiter.com today to sign up for FREE. Sign up for FREE at ZipRecruiter.com. Once again, that’s ZipRecruiter.com. Get 15% off your Codecademy Pro membership at CodeCademy.com, code JRVP
02/02/22·1h 26m

We The People

Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain... Kid Rock has a new song out now. 
26/01/22·1h 33m

The JRVP Promise

A man who had pig heart transplant is guilty of 1988 stabbing, a man  claims he lost 1.5 inches in penis size due to Covid and a model says Drake put hot sauce in condoms to kill sperm and not get trapped.    Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP  for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. This V Day, it’s time to join the 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, the leaders in below the waist grooming with our exclusive offer - go to manscaped.com and use code [JRVP] for 20% off + Free Shipping.  Freshly is offering our listeners $40 off your first two orders at freshly.com/JRVP This episode is brought to you by Paint Your Life! Get twenty percent off your painting and Free shipping! Text the word VANITY to sixty-four thousand (64-000)
19/01/22·1h 33m

Sluts vs. Dykes -- WHO YOU GOT???

An arrested driver claims he didn't know a severed head and torso were inside his truck,  a Houston mom is accused of isolating her COVID positive son in the trunk of car and psychologists argue over whether to call patients "sluts".   Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com/JRVP  ZipRecruiter uses powerful technology to find and match the right candidates for the job. Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at ZipRecruiter.com/JRVP    
12/01/22·1h 27m

PLEASE...Touch Us

A man drops used condoms into donation boxes and says he's spreading the message of Jesus, Alexa tells a 10 year old girl to touch a plug with a penny, and the Taliban orders shop owners in Afghanistan to behead all mannequins. Jason Derulooooo.  If you’re ready to prevent hair-loss, go to Keeps.com/JRVP TO RECEIVE YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. Visit athleticgreens.com/jrvp for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.
05/01/22·1h 29m

Sniffing Ham and Taking Names

A Florida man with drugs wrapped around his penis deny they were his, a man is accused of killing his grandmother as she opened Christmas gifts and a woman kills her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve. We give our top 3 book, album and movie recommendations of the year. Goodbye 2021!  Right now, Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to dadgrass.com/jrvp  For a limited time, you can get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more, when you download the DoorDash app and enter code JRVP.  
29/12/21·1h 21m

Looking like We're 8

Demi Lovato sings to ghosts to help them overcome sexism, rampaging monkeys kill 250 dogs in revenge massacre and a robber held up a bank but deposited the money in that bank’s ATM outside, in his account.    Today's episode is brought to you by Fight camp! Go to JoinFightCamp.com/vanity  Today's episode is brought to you by Allform. Get 20% of all orders allform.com/JRVP Head to BlackBuffalo.com and use promo code JRVP at checkout for 25% off your first order. Visit athelticgreens.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.
22/12/21·1h 25m

Anthony Mustache You A Question

A Michigan woman tried to hire an assassin using a fake website, another woman dies after being injured by a "comfort animal” and an Italian Bishop ruins Christmas by telling kids there is no Santa. 
15/12/21·1h 34m

The Best Four Years of Your life

Motorcyclists remove their dead friend from his casket for one last ride, cash is scattered across the highway, and a headless body falls out of a cannibal's car after a crash.      Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com/JRVP. JRVP listeners can get their first month of treatment for free by going to keeps.com/JRVP.  This episode is brought to you by Zen Business. Get started today for as low as $49 at zenbusiness.com/JRVP.  Paint Your Life! Get twenty percent off your painting and FREE shipping by texting the word VANITY to 64-000 Dad Grass is offering 20% off your first order when you go to DADGRASS.COM/JRVP
08/12/21·1h 28m

Don't Copy Our Look

Kim Jon Un bans leather jackets so people can't copy his look,  a 'Squid Game' smuggler is set to die by firing squad in North Korea and an adult model shoots herself in her vagina while filming for fans.      This episode is brought to you by zip recruiter. Try it for free at ZipRecruiter.com/JRVP. This episode is brought to you by Paint Your Life - Text the word VANITY to 64-000. Get 20% off + Free Shipping at MANSCAPED.com/JRVP.This episode is brought to you by Fight Camp. JoinFightCamp.com slash VANITY
01/12/21·1h 37m

Gonorrhea!? In MY hot spring?

A professor of "Happiness" locks his child in a dog crate and beats his wife, a singer peed on an audience member during a concert and an 11 year old girl got gonorrhea from a hot spring. 
24/11/21·1h 40m

Left Leaning Football Analogies

A Man gets eaten by piranhas and drowns in lake while escaping a bee attack, a man in upstate NY bursts into flames after being tasered and a woman is held hostage by a sword wielding man in Utah.     
17/11/21·1h 30m

Swimming Through Your Own Blood

A wife was shocked to learn her husband's cadaver was dissected at a pay per view event, a woman got a massive back tattoo of her boyfriend one week before they broke up, and a man's penis rots after being bitten by a snake while sitting on the toilet. 
10/11/21·1h 34m

Kitchen Castration Confidential

A Man is on trial for castrating men in his kitchen, an Ohio Dad has shot his son who wouldn't stop playing guitar, and a school district offers an apology after photos of students giving lap dances to teachers surface online.  
03/11/21·1h 29m

Kissing Butts and Taking Names

A woman has a baby with a sperm donor instead of her boyfriend, a man is arrested for kissing unsuspected sunbathers butts, and a man is covered in poop after a passing plane. 
27/10/21·1h 24m

Land Among The Stars

A house where a teen brutally murdered his mom and sisters has a graphic halloween display, a man was indicted for swinging a machete during an argument and a New Zealand city wizard was taken off payroll. 
20/10/21·1h 20m

Erica's Flu Game

It's amazing that this is even getting posted right now. 
13/10/21·1h 33m

Ninja In The Desert

An Alabama man was found sleeping in a press box amidst chicken fingers, candy and meth, a drunk man joins a search party looking for himself and a man dressed up as a ninja attacked special ops soldiers. 
06/10/21·1h 21m

We Are Rosa Parks

A Man poos out of his privates and ejaculates from his bum due to rare condition, a haunted house actor stabs an 11 year old in the foot while trying to scare him and some gorillas surprise some on lookers at the zoo.     
29/09/21·1h 19m

Feels Like my Dad

A teen gets a USB chord stuck inside his penis, a Texas mother interrupts a school board meeting to talk about anal sex and a woman finds out after 9 years that her gynecologist is her biological father. 
22/09/21·1h 41m

In Front Of Your Wife and Kids

What is your favorite bodily function? A Utah woman gets scammed into shaving her head, two teens are caught twerking and kissing on a dementia patient and a rapper surgically implanted gold chains into his skull. 
15/09/21·1h 34m

Throw Your Penis At The Cops

A man tosses his penis out a window during a police car chase, our favorite pansexual body builder is back, and a woman is found guilty after hiding 26 kids behind a false wall at a daycare facility. 
08/09/21·1h 35m

Nirvana Baby Penis Glue

A Russian man mistook a man for a bear and killed him, a zoo banned a woman for having an affair with a chimp and a man died after gluing his penis shut because he forgot a condom. 
01/09/21·1h 19m

Paw Patrolpaganda

Paw Patrol the movie is out now! Would we host jeopardy? A Zambian pastor died after being buried alive for three days, a man killed his grandma with a piggy bank and a Canadian soldier is in trouble for giving pot brownies to troops during a live fire exercise. 
25/08/21·1h 30m

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

A Florida mom was shot by a toddler live on a zoom call, a woman marries a man convicted of killing her brother and three brothers die after passing out in a manure pit. 
18/08/21·1h 21m

Nothing for Mother

Two brothers hit and killed by train at a memorial for their third brother hit and killed by train. 
11/08/21·1h 17m

That's Not a Mannequin

Matt Damon stops using the "F" slur, an aunt drives a car for a year with kids stuffed in the trunk and Canadian authorities mistake a woman's body for a mannequin and toss it in the dumpster. Yikes. 
04/08/21·1h 20m

Read, rainbow monkey, read

An 18-month-old floats out a mile into sea, a man nearly masturbates to death, and some parents are disgusted about a rainbow reading monkey actor.
28/07/21·1h 31m

Cardboard Bed Bath & Bear Mace

Athletes at the Olympics are sleeping in cardboard anti-sex beds. A student uses a Hitler quote in his yearbook and a Florida Bath & Body Works thief uses bear mace to attack people at a mall. 
21/07/21·1h 32m

Vaxx That Thang Up

The World's first elderly sex robot is created with wrinkles and grey hair. A man is bitten by his neighbor's escaped python while sitting on the toilet and a hot California correctional officer sentenced for "depraved" sex with inmates. Oh and Juvenile creates a banger, "VAXX that thang up" for a dating app.
14/07/21·1h 19m

Mailbag Spectacular #2

Mailbag - but voice memo style. 
07/07/21·1h 9m

Chef's Kiss

A fan causes a horrific tour de France crash, a woman claiming to have 10 babies is caught lying and a redneck rave ends in impalement. 
30/06/21·1h 14m

Turtle Power

SEAWEED IS DEAD. 
23/06/21·1h 15m

Send Us Google Play Cards

Anthony almost got scammed - if it weren't for Gregg and Erica yelling at him before the show. We'll all have diarrhea after this episode. 
15/06/21·1h 21m

Let The Babies Hit the Floor

We're all playing checkers while this woman in the storm drain is playing chess. 
10/06/21·1h 18m

Redrum Anniversary Episode

Anthony, Gregg and Erica are in person for the first time in months and hilarity ensues. It's Rummy's Gotcha day! 
02/06/21·1h 35m

The Whoopsie Files

It's all elbows and eyes on this week's episode of JRVP. A cop mistakes a 2 year old's ashes for meth, the M&M store is held at knife point, and a dead body is found inside a dinosaur statue. 
26/05/21·1h 32m

The Terrible Twos

Gregg and Anthony talk about their week and what they've been up to. Anthony talks about comedians pitching their cities for him to move to and Gregg needs some help with getting his daughter to like fresh air. Eric Andre once set off fireworks on Anthony's set and he talks about if he was really mad before getting to the headlines of the week. A two year old shot both of his parents, a woman faked a wedding, and Bill Gates is on the market. 
19/05/21·1h 21m

The Jepisode You’ve Been Waiting For

Anthony and Gregg are together again to talk about how Gregg is too old to sleep over at a party and Anthony's getting back into standup. Anthony asks how Gregg totally fumbled Mother's Day and gives some advice as to how he should have handled it. Anthony talks about reading and writing comics before getting into some light, airy headlines like a boy hit to death over a cheesecake, a youtube video about Euthanizing a dog going viral, and a woman running over graves and trying to hit people with her car at an ex boyfriend's funeral. Choo choo!
12/05/21·1h 28m

Child Pornography Is A Numbers Game

Anthony and Gregg have a huge announcement: THE NOID IS BACK. Gregg's segment was cut short on tv and Anthony gives his advice on what he would do. We list what brand's social media we'd love to take over before getting into headlines of the week. Josh Duggar is back in the news, a wedding is God's Will, and a teenager accidentally moves into a retirement community. Choo Choo! 
05/05/21·1h 24m

Funnel my Ashes

Anthony is back doing standup and Gregg is preparing for the NFL Draft. Anthony talks about what it's been like performing live again and Gregg asks for some advice on his son Walker not wanting to participate during birthday parties. Could JRVP merch be in the near future? A man bowls with his fathers ashes, another baller skips work for 15 years, and a bunch of people named Josh battle it out.
28/04/21·1h 39m

Add Girth To Your Rabbit

Anthony and Gregg talk about this historic day in American History. Gregg is making the most of his alone time at home and Anthony gives some advice on how to make the time go even quicker. Is improv comedy cooler than standup? We chat penis girth, sexy teachers and a huge, huge, huge rabbit.
21/04/21·1h 3m

No Vagina Elmo

Anthony and Gregg are back after their live show to talk about what they've been up to. Rummy had a large bird in his mouth that scared Anthony, Gregg hasn't been sleeping much at all, and Anthony talks about when he worked at the ArcLight theater. Anthony is looking forward to getting back on the road and Gregg is worried that he isn't happy with the podcast. A man is caught using an Elmo for pleasure on a nanny cam, an incest law is challenged and a woman found out she has two vaginas during childbirth. JRVP also picks a new sign off for the show. 
14/04/21·1h 17m

Cocaine 1000

Anthony and Gregg went to dinner together for the first time in a year, and Anthony's dog hates Gregg so much that he made him go home.  Anthony and Gregg battle for who will donate sperm to Erica. We find out "What Would Anthony Do" when an elephant takes a giant piss. Headlines this week include Lil Nas X grinding on Satan, a coach being fired for using slurs as play calls, and a jockey being suspended after testing 1000 times over the cocaine limit. CHOO CHOO. 
31/03/21·1h 12m

Almost the World Record in Australia

JRVP has a big announcement that you can't afford to miss for their 100th episode. Anthony watched the Zack Snyder cut twice and Gregg had to explain to his children "death" to his children. The World Record holder (almost) for masterbating is in some hot water in Australia, a young girl was shot over a clogged toilet and a man is suing a company for using his mother's body for bomb testing.
24/03/21·1h 22m

The Second Worst Christmas Ever

Anthony and Gregg talk about what life will be like after Covid restrictions lift, Anthony's family is in shock over a sad story that happened this past week, and a listener questions how Anthony and Gregg find new and exciting books. JRVP is back with another segment of "What Would Anthony Do starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd. A man propped up his dead wife with sunglasses to trick their kids at Christmas, a stolen slide from the park, and some sweet, sweet Rollercoaster lovin' makes the headlines this week. 
17/03/21·1h 10m

Twenty Months of Work

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about being respectful and what they would do in each other's shoes in a new segment (title work in progress). A funeral home is getting some free labor, Papa John is doing the work to clean up his vocabulary, and a Pastor is telling wives that they are too fat and butch. 
10/03/21·1h 3m

Cockadoodle-don't

Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and what it's like to work with the funniest man alive. Anthony thinks having a dog is harder than children, because children don't want to kill each other on the street. Erica reads a fan email in her corner and the guys reflect on Lady Gaga's dog walker being shot, a young girl being killed during an exorcism, and a killer rooster. We have a new favorite spanish rapper, everybody. 
03/03/21·1h 1m

50 Fingers

Anthony forgot Gregg's birthday and also had to drug his dog, Rummy. Anthony, Gregg and Erica talk about who they'd clone and travel with. Headlines this week include a boy who almost became a mashed potato, a gender reveal going wrong, and Dr. Dre's ex not wanting to share clothes. 
25/02/21·1h 6m

Overtime is the Right Time

Anthony and Gregg talk about a San Diego trip in which Anthony wasn't invited this time. Erica went horseback riding for Valentines Day and Gregg doesn't remember Anthony's 30th birthday. A man is caught having sex on the job while getting paid overtime for it and a substitute teacher gets caught masterbating in the classroom. 
17/02/21·1h 17m

Your Honorable Man is Mine Now

Anthony and Gregg talk about the usual like Rummy in water, babies in water and Erica in bed. They also talk about the heartbreak of grieving for a close friend and whether talking about that usual nonsense makes you feel better.
10/02/21·1h 12m

Mailbag Spectacular

Mailbag time! Listeners wrote in their questions to our email and Anthony and Gregg answered!
02/02/21·1h 4m

Electric Crankathon

Anthony finally has power and on the fourth day he said "let there be light." Anthony and Gregg share their memories of Larry King before getting to this week's headlines: more monkey exploitation, a TSA agent tricked a girl for boobs, and a man ran around naked covered in guts carrying his dad's head. Who is the worst cook in America? As always, we close the show with the hot recommendations you can't afford to miss. Like $GME.  
28/01/21·1h 9m

BREAKING NEWS: Jockey Dies Winning Horse Race

Anthony is officially domesticated, cooking in his crock pot daily (5:30) and Gregg talks about how his wife is handling Trump leaving office. (9:20) In Erica's corner, Anthony talks about not changing his standup for other countries or language barriers (21:19). Some uplifting headlines this week: A baby giraffe was killed by it's mother right after birth, a Rabbi claims that the Covid vaccine will make you gay (31:31), a horse jockey died mid horse race from a heart attack (41:20), a pedophile petitioning to change the age of consent dies of Covid (50:05) and a Stalin themed cafe is shut down because well, Stalin. (56:04). Choo Choo! (1:01:04) Gregg recommends an article called "The Plague Year", Ricky Hollywood recommends "Interior Chinatown" and Anthony closes the show with a recommendation for "I am, I am, I am". 
20/01/21·1h 6m

Cannibal Sex Doll

Anthony and Gregg discuss the Steelers loss to the Browns in the Playoffs and how Anthony put the loss into perspective. Gregg is really into Koalas all of a sudden and Anthony talks about not being able to travel to Thailand. A guy got too drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion, Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and a girl is robbed at gunpoint for a dog. It's not creepy to have a sex doll, but it's very creepy to break it. 
12/01/21·1h 15m

Tayna Roberts Finger in the Butt

Welcome to 2021! Anthony, Gregg and Erica recap their wild NYE stories and how a finger in a butt may have saved a life this weekend. Tayna Roberts has passed away, a 3 year old boy was abandoned in the cold before Christmas at a graveyard, and a nurse stripped their PPE to have sex with a COVID patient.
06/01/21·1h 13m

The Napoleon Complex

Merry Christmas! Anthony ran into Dog Walker Jesus and how Gregg kept Anthony out in his backyard for over an hour on his birthday. We break down Wonder Woman 1984 and how the hell it got made before getting into the best headlines ever: Hilaria Baldwin, a Santa stuck in power lines, and a Covid specimen in a Kohl's box, and the Nashville bomber's cryptic message. You need to listen all the way through to get to the best story of 2020.
30/12/20·1h 29m

Screw You, Anthony is 42

Anthony turns 42 and wanted to share some of his favorite things: zebras, sex with horses, jewish dating sites and elevator shaft deaths. Leave him a happy birthday review on apple podcasts as a gift.
22/12/20·1h 3m

Iron Crotch Masters

Anthony and Gregg talk about a homeless fan following Anthony and Gregg's family not leaving for the holidays. A man shot his doctor after accidentally ejaculating, China's Iron Crotch Masters fight to keep painful tradition , and the Boy Scouts create a hug booth for the elderly.Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveCbd.com! Ships to all 50 states!
16/12/20·1h 4m

Hungary for A Neck Beard Orgy

Anthony and Gregg talk about Anthony's new frustrations and stories from when Anthony studied abroad in Germany. Anthony's dog, Rummy, is struggling with some barking and Anthony needs a new hat. This episode features a politician in a gay orgy during lockdown, a man named Adolf Hitler wins an election, Roald Dahl's family apologizes to the public and aliens hiding within us. Lastly, a UK mom is cleared after having sex with a 14 year old.Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveCbd.com! Ships to all 50 states!
09/12/20·1h 16m

It's a Bird, It's a Page, It's a Penis

Anthony and Gregg talk about their Thanksgiving weekend and give advice on how to tell your family you're moving across the country. Headlines this week are pretty mild: a penis in the sky, Elliot Page, women in men's locker rooms, American assholes, and a selling flight attendant underwear - simple.
02/12/20·1h 4m

Is the Pope the Weakest Link?

Anthony and Gregg are back and talk about how they're prepping for a covid style Thanksgiving. Erica's episode of the Weakest Link on NBC aired and Anthony and Gregg had a lot of questions. The Pope liked some photos he shouldn't have, Santa Claus has immunity ,and penis biting fleas all are featured during this episode.
25/11/20·1h 7m

And I lust, animal

This week is crazy... Anthony and Gregg get on Erica for going out of town and then tell their favorite stories from the week: Children playing with bats, women strip searched at the airport, a robot wolf, and a whale being blown to smithereens.
18/11/20·1h 16m

What is a milk bath?

Anthony and Gregg took a trip together and the results are hilarious. They share about their weekend and apologize to Erica for un-inviting her. This week is full of wholesome stories: Alex Trebek has his last moment on earth, a guy bathes in milk, a carrier pigeons message is found from WW1 and a heart transplant is fumbled.
11/11/20·56m 48s

Sinkhole Full of Rats

Election night is here - we cover it in depth. Coming out, Rats in NYC, Antonio Brown and a decapitated head in a recycling bin.
04/11/20·57m 54s

Chicken: It's What's For Dinner

This will be the hardest show description I've ever had to write. What does this episode of JRVP have in common? A man having sex with chickens while his wife films it, an ex nfl player sexually assaulting a babysitter, Phil Collins, and a man filming women in the bathroom.
28/10/20·52m 28s

Pro Bowl vs. Eazy-E vs. Magic

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about the hot mic situation going on in the NFL and how Anthony deserves a fly over. They reflect on times when they've had issues with each other in the past and Gregg actually has some notes. It's a depressing week, the pro bowl is cancelled, a man goes to jail for farting, a priest has sex on the altar, and a senator stuffs cash up his butt cheeks.
21/10/20·55m 30s

JRVP To Start Banning Holocaust Denial Posts

We're back! Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and how the Lakers winning impacted them. Anthony has a few notes for ATC and Gregg is a total pro who doesn't need to write things down. We take it easy this week with headlines. Holocaust denial posts, machete satanic blood smears on sorority houses, and the Pope welcoming a sex offender.
14/10/20·49m 22s

When Are They Going To Get to the Vietnamese Condom Factory?

Anthony and Gregg are back to share the latest news about OCTOBER - that everyone needs to hear. Anthony needs a new pair of shorts and Gregg is dealing with a disgruntled neighbor. Cam Newton is dealing with COVID-19 and a Vietnamese Condom factory is being accused of reusing condoms.
07/10/20·57m 11s

Feel Like I do, Teletubby Jesus

Anthony and Gregg had an eventful week with the Santa Barbara zoo and a kidnapping. Jeremy Renner dropped a new EP but, we think we've outgrown that phase of our JRVP life - we're on to something bigger and better. In this episode we talk about "cakes", lesbian couples chopping people up, and a Russian Jesus.
30/09/20·57m 53s

Pizza! Pizza! Candle! Candle! Epstein!

We're back and as fresh as your mother's candle! Anthony and Gregg get back together for the season 3 kickoff of JRVP to talk about leaving Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, Epstein and candles. Kick back, order a pizza, and listen as we break down the funniest headlines and 20 years of friendship.
23/09/20·59m 46s

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu

The season 2 finale is HERE. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the past two seasons and what happens next. Will there be a season 3? Will it be with Comedy Central? Is Kim Jong Un dead? So many questions.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/04/20·59m 40s

Sixty Wine and Dine

Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss how they're holding up in the Quarantine and how they're keeping their sanity. Anthony loves the Last Dance documentary and is disappointed Gregg and Erica didn't watch it. An episode full of relationships with chandeliers and Frozen 2 sex logs.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/04/20·51m 19s

Wellness Check

Anthony and Gregg recap their week in Quarantine and rank the order in which family member of Gregg's should "go" first in the pandemic. They weigh in their opinions on sexting, and also talk about racism.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/04/20·57m 51s

Train vs Boat

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica successfully create their first virtual podcast! Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks and the chance of a season 3 of the podcast and how Gregg is really enjoying quarantine. They talk about who is most likely to survive an apocalypse and a train attempting to crash into a boat.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/04/20·48m 32s

Bonus "Charity" Episode

We were asked to do a special half hour block of our podcast for charity. We did it. It will not be a part of their live show. Here's what happened.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/04/20·31m 11s

Le Magnifique

Anthony. Gregg, and Erica brave the elements and get together to record. Gregg asks Anthony about his tweet storm and why he deleted them before they get into the biggest news of 2020 - a brand new Jeremy Renner EP. Grab your pet crocodile and cuddle up! 66.This episode is brought to you by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/04/20·56m 28s

Let Jeremy Renner Bite Your Kid's Shoulder

Coronavirus can't slow down JRVP. Anthony, Gregg and Erica venture out to social distance together to go over the week, child support payments, parties, and how Anthony is losing his mind. What super hero would you let expose themselves and not be upset?This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/03/20·58m 47s

Three Words: Exploding Hammer Festival

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica RISKED THEIR LIVES for this podcast. The studio may be closed, but nothing, not even a quarantine, could stop JRVP. Recorded from Anthony's penthouse, they discuss life on lockdown, blood dripping down walls, Smurf festivals, and a "beautiful story". Gregg pitches Comedy Central on sending JRVP to Mexico for an exploding hammer festival.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/03/20·1h 10m

Spaceturbation

Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and celebrate the exciting 63rd episode. Gregg and Anthony share their 63ing experiences before getting into how to prevent coronavirus. Smell your hands.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/03/20·1h 14m

Penis with A Blog

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to hash out after a birthday fall out that left Anthony pretty annoyed. Gregg apologizes and they break it down before moving on to the start of Good Talk and an interview about Anthony's penis. Stick around for the Mardi Gras float deaths and Nazi parades.This episode is brought to you by Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone (available on Apple Podcasts), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/03/20·1h 18m

Papa JohnGhazi

Anthony is feeling a little under the weather, but not too sick to put a podcast reviewer in his place. Anthony and Gregg talk about their long weekends and how they spent Valentine's Day before getting into headlines. A bus driver leaves a bus full of students and walks off, the coronavirus spreads even further and Papa John is a liar.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/02/20·1h 8m

Big Boy Pants

JRVP is back to discuss reddit, Tom Ford jackets, and the marketing strategies of Sea World before diving into headlines surrounding Oscar weekend and Blac Chyna. Oh, and fatal stabbings with nail clippers.This episode is presented by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/02/20·1h 13m

Muy Caliente Furry Hitler

After a week off to recover from some Pro Bowl hangover, JRVP is back in full swing to talk about the Super Bowl and how sexy the half time show was. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the Kobe tragedy and Anthony talks about when it's the right time to make a joke on twitter. We also talk about Furries and Hitler and the two of them together.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/02/20·1h 19m

You can walk, you can run, guns will kill you

It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/01/20·1h 8m

JRVP - Don't F**k This Up

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about Walker's birthday and what Anthony did all week since he is now "off the sauce". The guys talk about the most disgusting things they ever ate and also the spiciest. Also in this episode of JRVP Antonio Brown is throwing bags of d**ks, a masterbating man is fighting off cops and One Million Moms banned together to protest this podcast.This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/01/20·1h 12m

Jeremy Renner's 49th Birthday Extravaganza

Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/01/20·1h 5m

The Not Christmas Episode Christmas Episode

Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/12/19·56m 49s

Baby Shower Gun

Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/12/19·1h 17m

Worst Orthodontist Ever

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/12/19·1h 13m

You're Welcomesgiving

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/11/19·1h 7m

5-Year-Old-Cocaine-Spider-Man

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), and ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/11/19·1h 10m

Total Smoke Show

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), and PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/11/19·1h 11m

Common Face

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/11/19·57m 36s

The Gender Is...DEATH

Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans.This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/10/19·59m 8s

NFL NEWS AND NEW SEGMENTS

**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/10/19·55m 39s

I Would Not Walk 350 Miles

Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber. This episode is brought to you by PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/10/19·57m 51s

#OctoNoChildPornOber

Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOberThis episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/10/19·41m 20s

Lil Debby in the House

Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/09/19·52m 23s

Taking you Down to Chinatown

Anthony, Gregg and Erica reflect on their dinner out in china town and Anthony had to get a janitor to unlock the studio door for him. A woman ate her diamond engagement ring in her sleep and an 80 year old sportscaster was fired over some racist remarks.This episode is brought to you by The Lead, a podcast by Wondery and The Athletic.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/09/19·46m 56s

Heaven Finally Has a Name

What do roasts, gun shots, and Jeremy Renner have in common? JRVP. Anthony and Gregg chat about their week including the premiere of "Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik" and an outing they'll never forget.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/09/19·45m 27s

Yeah, We're Thinking We're Back

We're back! Anthony and Gregg recap their summer, Erica quizzes them about season 1 and they talk 911 operators, acid & earthquakes.This episode is brought to you by Over My Dead Body by Wondery.Joe Exotic: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/joe-exotic-the-tiger-king-1/id1447892344?i=1000447906130Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/09/19·1h 5m

Don't Cry Because It's Over...Smile Because It Happened

The season finale is sadly here. Anthony and Gregg reflect on their favorite moments from season one and what they're looking forward to for season two (fingers crossed!).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/07/19·45m 12s

LIVE! From Clusterfest

We made it to San Francisco! Anthony and Gregg do their first (and last?) live show together at Clusterfest, bringing laughter and joy to all the grateful children in the land.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/06/19·59m 57s

America's Podcast

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how Anthony's drunk podcast landed him in the hospital and Gregg's experience with the Grateful Dead. Erica makes the guys compete in a best friend tag to see who really knows more about the other.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/06/19·53m 19s

TV Show Done...Podcast Still Going

A wild night is in store. Anthony's TV show wrapped today putting him in the best mood he's ever been in while recording. Champagne corks are stuck in the ceiling, knees are split open and Gregg and Erica are just trying to keep up.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/06/19·52m 32s

Locked out of the Network

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica were all locked out of Comedy Central today and couldn't get into the studio for a while. Need we say more? Anthony's filming his new TV show and got an upsetting email the night before and Gregg is upset his in-laws don't find him funny.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/06/19·56m 43s

Smell What the Rock is Cookin'

The Rock called Anthony's latest special "brilliant" and Gregg pushes for more love and positivity on the show. Anthony, Gregg and Erica find out what "type of bitch" they are according to Cosmo and Anthony wonders how many people you'd have to murder to make people forget about OJ Simpson.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/05/19·1h 1m

EPIC GAME OF THRONES FINALE RECAP EPISODE!

(No spoilers!) All good things must come to an end including HBOs hit series "Game of Thrones". Anthony argues why he should be on the iron throne and why he's also exactly the same as Magic Johnson.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/05/19·53m 8s

Cut It Off and Stick it Down Your Throat

Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/05/19·55m 36s

The Royal Baby - Smothered and Covered Jeselnik Style

Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/05/19·57m 22s

Fire in the Maternity Ward Special Extravaganza

The build up to Anthony's new comedy special that has been widely anticipated is finally here. Gregg brings in some friends to wish Anthony congrats and Ellis, Anthony's goddaughter, makes an appearance.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/05/19·44m 14s

Nailing Picture Frames Outside

Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/04/19·56m 7s

The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn

We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/04/19·59m 17s

Toddlers on The Highway

Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/04/19·49m 29s

The Kind Of Lover We Are

Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/04/19·56m 46s

Don't Climax; Become Smarter

Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/03/19·44m 14s

A Rappity Rap Rap

Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/03/19·59m 3s

You Up and Your Wife

Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss some big headlines, including Antonio Brown's trade to the Raiders, an English soccer player getting attacked by a fan and Russell Westbrook's altercation with a fan in Utah.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/03/19·52m 47s

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss something about a massage parlor...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/03/19·59m 16s

Jeselnik and The Big Bad Birthday Boy

Gregg turns 40 and Anthony took him to the best meal he's had in a long time. Erica went to Anthony's show live in Los Angeles this weekend and got to hang out backstage- but Gregg didn't show up. Some major headlines this week; a massive Daytona 500 crash and a tennis legend says that transgender people competing is "insane and cheating".Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/02/19·50m 9s

Save Us, Lingerie Obama

Anthony is upset he wasn't invited to Erica's birthday party and Gregg rubs it in that he decided not to go. Sex with animals, kicking women, revenge porn, and Obama in Lingerie are just SOME of the topics covered in this weeks JRVP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/02/19·50m 50s

The Super Bowl of Poop Flips

The Patriots winning the Super Bowl sends Anthony's anger into an all time high as Gregg and Erica recap their week in Atlanta. Also, a man poops while flipping into a lake. As always, don't forget to rate and review!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/02/19·57m 14s

Against Our Will: The Beginning of the End

Anthony and Gregg talk about the Pro bowl and what they have been up to. They address some Itunes reviews and also discuss the figure skater that died by suicide and an arrest of a nurse.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/01/19·45m 57s

Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots

This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/01/19·52m 9s

New Year, New You, New Caravan

There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/01/19·45m 53s

No Excuses/ You Don't Have to Kill Yourself Anymore

Clemson destroys Alabama in the national title game, Cody Parkey misses THE kick sending the Chicago Bears packing, and Derrick Rose apologizes for telling people to kill themselves.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/01/19·44m 53s

More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus?

The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/12/18·45m 57s

Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow

Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/12/18·51m 54s

Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin

It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/12/18·46m 14s

Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions

Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/11/18·52m 58s

THE Thanksgiving Special

How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/11/18·51m 36s

Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big

The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/11/18·48m 1s

Election Night Special: Caravan Edition

Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/11/18·50m 53s

Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show

Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/10/18·48m 20s

Crack Teeth

Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/10/18·48m 0s

Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough?

Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/10/18·43m 57s

A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out

Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/10/18·48m 48s

Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling

You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/10/18·46m 42s

A House Divided; Basketball, Basketball, Basketball

This is a sports show after all. After Anthony and Gregg disagree about their loved ones' opinions, they get into Rob Gronkowski threatening retirement when nearly being traded by the Patriots and the hottest story to ever come out of Buffalo.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/09/18·49m 48s

Early Retirement, Antonio Brown and the Last Thing to Say Before You Die

Anthony and Gregg are back and better than ever (some would argue). Find out which NFL player quit and retired during halftime and what basketball star found a person caged in a cab.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/09/18·43m 30s

JRVP: Game On

RJVP is dead. Long live JRVP. Anthony Jeselnik and Gregg Rosenthal reunite for the first episode back in almost three years to discuss a child running on the field during a lightning delay and a football coach getting fired after the possible spiking of water with a male enhancement drug. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/09/18·47m 57s
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