The Two Mikes - On the Record

The Two Mikes - On the Record

By The Two Mikes - On the Record

Mike Parry and Mike Graham sit down to tell their greatest tales and stories from around the world. Fleet Street to America and all the adventures in between. Now, The Two Mikes are finally going on the record.

Episodes

168: Porkyvision (May 2019)

The Two Mikes catch us up with the latest TV including: Line of Duty, This Time with Alan Partridge, Killing Eve and Good Morning Britain on this highly significant edition of On the Record...
18/04/1938m 3s

167: Water load of nonsense

The Two Mikes discuss various fluids (some going in and some coming out) on the latest On the Record...
16/04/1938m 35s

166: The heart of the problem

The Two Mikes discuss MG's recent car park clash, Mick Jagger's heart problems and Porky's health on the latest On the Record...
11/04/1942m 28s

165: The presidential address

The Two Mikes get political as they discuss Donald Trump, The Spice Girls, Amtrak, Tony Blair, George W Bush and John F Kennedy on the latest On the Record ...
09/04/1936m 44s

164: Porkyvision (April 2019)

It's the monthly TV review courtesy of Mike Parry and Mike Graham and this one is very much post-watershed as The Porkmeister reports on some shocking scenes of an adult nature On the Record...
04/04/1936m 35s

163: Ask Porky (April 2019)

Mike Graham bowls your questions at Mike Parry and the Porkmeister knocks them out of the park. It's the latest Ask Porky On the Record...
02/04/1940m 58s

162: Serious Journalism

The Two Mikes get stuck into some of the recent stories you may have missed from Porky's journals and beyond with subjects including Jack the Ripper, sleep, dogs, country living, Japan and Flashdance on the latest On the Record...
28/03/1937m 17s

161: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 9)

Old MG helps Mike Porky Parry get stuck into the latest works from his gargantuan book collection including: How Was It For You?: Women, Sex, Love and Power in the 1960s by Virginia Nicholson, The Case for Trump by Victor Davis Hanson, the latest release centred around King Henry VI, and Arabs: A 3,000 Year History of Peoples, Tribes and Empires by Tim Mackintosh-Smith on the latest (highly informative) edition of On the Record...
26/03/1939m 48s

160: It might leave a bad taste in the mouth

The Two Mikes discuss oral ailments, socialism, the North Korean economy and paying for sex on the latest On the Record...
21/03/1946m 8s

159: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 8)

On this On the Record, two more titles are up for review by esteemed critic Mike Porky Parry and trusty sidekick Mike Graham; The World I Fell Out Of by Melanie Reid and A Fabulous Creation: How the LP Saved Our Lives by David Hepworth...
19/03/1934m 9s

158: Highly charged

The Two Mikes discuss Christmas parties, wind turbines, expensive phones and the French on the latest On the Record...
14/03/1945m 47s

157: Porkyvision (March 2019)

It's the monthly TV 'review' from Mike Porky Parry, with a little bit of help from Old MG...
12/03/1942m 0s

156: Morality, Mortality, Insanity and Humanity

The Two Mikes discuss aerial dilemmas, German war tactics, the Monkees and the history of man on the latest On the Record...
07/03/1939m 43s

155: Ask Porky (March 2019)

It's the latest Porkmeister Q&A On the Record as Mike Graham poses your questions and queries to the great Agony Uncle himself Mike Porky Parry...
05/03/1941m 48s

154: Super Cali's narcissistic traffic is atrocious

The Two Mikes discuss California after MG's recent visit and Porky catches him up on some of the news he may have missed while he was away on the latest On the Record...
28/02/1937m 34s

153: Financial and personal affairs

The quality of the rich vs. the poor, a different kind of Valentines celebration, oddly located musical instruments and the morality squad are the latest topics up for discussion On the Record...
26/02/1938m 30s

152: Porkyvision (February 2019 Bonus)

Mike Parry returns to take Mike Graham through all the latest TV on this bonus Porkyvision On the Record...
21/02/1938m 59s

151: Old habits die hard

The Two Mikes discuss Porky's health hypotheses, inopportune times to smoke, getting 'brewers droop' and their old mate, the enigma that is Mickey Brennan returns on the latest On the Record...
19/02/1940m 20s

150: Mariana, Mary and Margaret

The Two Mikes take a look into a few unsolved mysteries on the latest On the Record...
14/02/1942m 32s

149: Campbell's: can painting and man dating

The Two Mikes discuss Porky's local connections, New York life, Andy Warhol's talent and model (mis)behaviour on the latest On the Record...
12/02/1936m 24s

148: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 7)

Mike Parry (ably assisted by Mike Graham) reviews three more titles including: The Boot Brothers; the story of the Dassler feud, Withdrawn Traces: Searching for the Truth about Richey Manic by Sarah Hawys Roberts and Making Evil: The Science Behind Humanity's Dark Side by Dr Julia Shaw on the latest On the Record...
07/02/1944m 57s

147: Porkyvision (February 2019)

It's the latest telly review On the Record from Mike Porky Parry and Old MG featuring an abundance of rogerisation, a smattering of bladderation and a large dollop of death. For once!
05/02/1936m 34s

146: .....It's fun to pay on lay-by holidays

The Two Mikes discuss The Village People, the German working week, unexpected sexual encounters and the Sundance festival on this very eclectic edition of On the Record...
31/01/1934m 55s

145: Ask Porky (February 2019)

The latest edition of On the Record is February's Ask Porky; perhaps as a form of rebellion for just how long January goes on (and on and on). Mike Parry answers more of your questions, qualms and queries...
29/01/1940m 54s

144: Gangrene and Gangsters

Going to the ballet, Ivan the Terrible, old cars, tidying up and the Krays are the latest selection of topics up for discussion on the latest On the Record...
24/01/1938m 43s

143: The source and the sauce

The Two Mikes dip back into Fleet Street for more tales of drunkenness, debauchery and desperation on the latest On the Record...
22/01/1940m 21s

142: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 6)

Mike Parry brings three new titles to Mike Graham's reading desk; Cooperman!: The Life of Tommy Cooper by Ian Carroll,  Mr Five Per Cent: The Many Lives of Calouste Gulbenkian by Jonathan Conlin and Lab Rats: How Silicon Valley Made Work Miserable for the Rest of Us by Dan Lyons - (as well as a collection of personal stories) - on this On the Record...
17/01/1943m 42s

141: Media bias

The Two Mikes get stuck into a few old Fleet Street colleagues who were prepared to 'go the extra mile' to get ahead on the latest On the Record...
15/01/1938m 23s

140: His pen was no match for his sword

The Two Mikes explore a couple of lives filled with mass rogerisation on the latest On the Record...
10/01/1933m 45s

139: Porkyvision (January 2019)

Porky brings MG up to speed as to what he chose to watch over the festive period on this installment of On the Record...
08/01/1939m 17s

138: Ask Porky (January 2019)

Mike Graham asks your questions and Mike Parry answers them in his own inimitable way on the first On the Record of 2019...
03/01/1944m 26s

137: A lack of spatial awareness

The Two Mikes discuss Neil Young, space exploration, joyriding road-sweepers and Italy on the latest On the Record...
27/12/1834m 0s

136: So that's why mums don't go to Iceland

The Two Mikes discuss Iceland, social boasting, flimsy fighter jets and Gone with the Wind on the latest epic episode of On the Record...
20/12/1833m 45s

135: Porkyvision (December 2018)

Porky brings MG right up to speed with all the latest from the small screen including his thoughts on Mrs Wilson, Death and Nightingales and loads more besides on this tangential episode of On the Record...
18/12/1840m 41s

134: Dipso Facto

The Two Mikes discuss alcohol and its effects (especially on chefs), making the perfect cocktail, putting on weight, heavy smoking, failing to exercise and the price of a cinema ticket on this health conscious episode of On the Record...
13/12/1832m 39s

133: The good news is you're getting the boot

The Two Mikes discuss sackings, pay-offs and management mishaps from their Fleet Street days on the latest On the Record...
11/12/1838m 42s

132: Ask Porky (December 2018)

Mike Graham turns question master as 'Agony Uncle' Mike Parry answers the latest batch of your quandaries, queries and inquiries on the latest 'Ask Porky' On the Record...
06/12/1844m 32s

131: Porky. Bears. A grudge.

The Two Mikes discuss Bonanza, bears, big wins and Brazil on the latest On the Record...
04/12/1836m 49s

130: Porkyvision (November 2018 Bonus)

Mike Graham provides the platform for the ever up-with-the-times TV reviewer Mike Parry to lend his critical eye to Blood, Little Drummer Girl, Coronation Street and The Sweeney on this episode of On the Record…
29/11/1836m 3s

129: Mobs, slobs and knobs

The Two Mikes discuss protest marchers, people with piercings, building your own bar and butter on the latest On the Record...
27/11/1848m 43s

128: Never seen one? That explains a lot...

The Two Mikes discuss psychiatrists, hospitals, pornography and Sex and the City on the latest On the Record…
22/11/1834m 7s

127: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 5)

For the latest book review, Mike Porky Parry gives a detailed critique of 'Sex Scandals in American Politics' by Alison Dagnes (with a little anecdotal assistance from Old MG)...
20/11/1835m 28s

126: We may (or may not) be able to work it out

The Two Mikes discuss middle aged women in debt, famous lads no-showing a mate's funeral, putting your mouth where your money is and Porky's bothersome bonce on this On the Record...
15/11/1836m 18s

125: Porkyvision (November 2018)

Porky the TV critic is back with his latest assessment of some of the shows to grace your screens over the recent weeks and months on this edition of On the Record...
13/11/1843m 13s

124: The Bouncing Czech and the bouncing cheque

The Two Mikes discuss Porky's TV exploits, Oyster cards, Robert Maxwell's death, Colonel Gaddafi and David Cameron's prospective political return on the latest On the Record...
08/11/1836m 42s

123: Ask Porky (November 2018)

Mike Graham asks your questions and Mike Parry answers them. It's the latest Ask Porky from the Two Mikes; On the Record of course...
06/11/1840m 15s

122: A bunch of animals

The Two Mikes discuss hunting holidays, pampering parties, primate proceedings and homeless hierarchies on the latest On the Record...
01/11/1831m 31s

121: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 4)

The two titles up for review this time are: Napoleon: The Man Behind The Myth by Adam Zamoyski and Bring It On Home: Peter Grant, Led Zeppelin and Beyond: The Story of Rock's Greatest Manager by Mark Blake.
30/10/1842m 8s

120: Horses for Courses

The Two Mikes discuss commercials, riots, celebrity endorsements, Timothy Dalton and press officers as they celebrate four million listens on the latest On the Record...
25/10/1832m 18s

119: Manny Klein, tonight is your lucky night

The Two Mikes discuss Taki, Neil Armstrong, Jimmy Carter and the Kennedy's on the latest On the Record...
23/10/1838m 47s

118: Lobby ladies and labour lobbying

The Two Mikes discuss Russian prostitutes, the working week, Nicola Sturgeon and grudge-holding staff on the latest On the Record...
18/10/1839m 13s

117: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 3)

Mike Parry deconstructs two more gripping titles; The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis and Rival Queens: The Betrayal of Mary, Queen of Scots by Kate Williams on this real page turner of an episode of On the Record...
16/10/1834m 23s

116: Too much of a good thing?

The Two Mikes discuss the loss of one of Europe's great rogerisers, Nigella Lawson, weight related medical conditions and indulgent selfies on the latest On the Record...
11/10/1838m 6s

115: Porkyvision (October 2018)

Mike Parry gives us the low down on what you should and shouldn't be watching on the box; it's the Two Mikes' latest TV review...
09/10/1832m 27s

114: Ask Porky (October 2018)

Porky answers your latest batch of queries and quandaries on this bumper episode of On the Record...
04/10/1840m 37s

113: Beatles, Battles, Bubbles and Bobbys

The Two Mikes get stuck into John Lennon, Abba, the Duke of Wellington, sparkling wine, Jean Paul Getty and a particularly thorough police investigation on this historic episode of On the Record...
02/10/1836m 34s

112: Who is the mysterious Black Widow?

A newly rediscovered Porky story, a prurient priest, a celeritous cyclist and a recent bar-gument are the latest batch of topics up for discussion On the Record...
27/09/1837m 27s

111: The Porky Review of Books (Volume 2)

It's the latest Two Mikes book review as Mike Parry guides Mike Graham through the pages of Vietnam: An Epic Tragedy by Sir Max Hastings, Moneyland: Why Thieves and Crooks Now Rule The World by Oliver Bullock, and John Law: A Scottish Adventurer of the Eighteenth Century by James Buchan...
25/09/1837m 42s

110: Plot Predictions, Predilections and the Promiscuous

The Two Mikes discuss The Bodyguard, container consummation, political pulling power and professional footballers on the latest On the Record...
20/09/1837m 16s

109: Porkyvision (September 2018)

Press, Succession and Wanderlust. No not Mike Parry's career trajectory, these are the latest TV shows up for review on the latest Porkyvision On the Record...
18/09/1833m 57s

108: Prominent members (and their prominent members)

The Two Mikes discuss Johnson's old chap, an old chap's Johnson, the latest Royal wedding and MG's memoirs on the latest On the Record...
13/09/1838m 39s

107: Ask Porky (September 2018)

Mike Parry answers your questions on subjects including travel, the internet and the property market on the latest On the Record...
11/09/1838m 30s

106: Dying for a couple of pints

The Two Mikes discuss diseases, heart failure, curling and the price of beer on the latest On the Record...
06/09/1836m 11s

105: The Porky Review of Books (September 2018)

Mike Parry reviews: The Real Enid Blyton , Memoirs of a Wartime Interpreter and The Reluctant Billionaire on the latest rogerising, bladderating and unashamedly ostentatious episode of On the Record...
04/09/1834m 17s

104: All I need is the Eire that I breathe

The Two Mikes discuss The Pope, Lord Mountbatten, getting around America and idyllic assignments on the latest On the Record...
30/08/1836m 48s

103: Loons, Moons and Goons

The Two Mikes discuss Jim Davidson, Danny Boyle, Thunderbirds puppets and celestial mnemonics on this episode of On the Record...
28/08/1832m 59s

102: The Porky Book Review (August 2018)

In the first of a brand new (soon-to-be) regular feature, Mike Parry casts his critical eye over selected works from the page including Imperial Twilight, From the Mill to Monte Carlo and Goldfinger and Me on the latest compelling chapter of On the Record...
23/08/1838m 58s

101: Japanese Life and Siberian Times

The Two Mikes discuss oxymoronic mammals, Japanese proclivities, lacklustre lecturers and hallucinogenic herbs on this episode of On the Record...
21/08/1836m 12s

100: Ask Porky (August 2018)

Mike Graham provides the questions you want asked and Mike Parry provides you with the answers you were (probably) hoping for on the latest On the Record...
16/08/1843m 53s

99: Bohemians and Bovines

The Two Mikes discuss the hippie myth, unfortunate agricultural deaths and early school crushes on the latest On the Record...
14/08/1834m 56s

98: Having nun of it

The Two Mikes get stuck into nuns, cartoon lookalikes, songwriting disputes, summer holidays and their upcoming live show on this On the Record...
09/08/1833m 32s

97: Spirited Away

The Two Mikes discuss gin, life-saving decisions, cinema shenanigans and marathon maniacs on the latest On the Record...
07/08/1835m 45s

96: Porkyvision (August 2018)

The Two Mikes get stuck into the latest TV (and more) including The Wright Stuff, BBC Sport, Travels in Trumpland and Poldark on this very post watershed edition of On the Record...
02/08/1841m 0s

95: The AAAAAARGH-chen Strangler

The Two Mikes discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation, the death of the coal mine, Venezuelan inflation and Porky's latest campaign on this On the Record...
31/07/1837m 7s

94: Albatross or Al-Qaeda?

The Two Mikes get stuck into Saddam Hussein, drummers who look like terrorists, Porky's property portfolio, wide rivers and debauched rock stars on the latest opinionated, illuminated, often imitated but never duplicated On the Record podcast...
26/07/1833m 7s

93: Star Wars

The Two Mikes get stuck into the Stars, people who buy terrible newspapers, Thunderball and the Hamptons on the latest On the Record...
24/07/1836m 37s

92: Ask Porky (July 2018)

Mike Parry is in a particularly bullish mood to answer the latest batch of your questions, posed as always by MG...
19/07/1835m 25s

91: Pork like an Egyptian

The Two Mikes discuss bootleg bladderation, Egyptian etymology, ludicrous local lawmaking and Brown's banking buffoonery on the latest On the Record...
17/07/1843m 15s

90: Porkyvision (July 2018)

The Two Mikes' return with their usual (definitely factually accurate) TV review...
12/07/1833m 23s

89: Have you seen the time...or the crime (drama)?

The Two Mikes discuss watches, Fox's and detectives on the latest On the Record...
10/07/1837m 34s

88: You've Gotti be kidding me

The Two Mikes discuss castles, geographical boundaries, terrible movies and shambolic stag dos on the latest On the Record...
05/07/1835m 7s

87: Get off your arse and head for the university of life

The Two Mikes get stuck into lazy students, dating apps, work perks and dangerous liaisons on the latest On the Record...
03/07/1834m 54s

86: Ask Porky (June 2018)

The oracle that is Mike Parry answers a bumper batch of your questions in the latest round of Ask Porky...
28/06/1841m 19s

85: He put the dick in dictionary

Samuel Johnson, troublesome moths, roving reporters and Koko the g'rilla are the latest bunch of animals to make the headlines On the Record...
26/06/1836m 51s

84: Airing your dirty laundry

The Two Mikes discuss washing, the troubles of Rabbie Burns, long train journeys and Gosport on this episode of On the Record...
21/06/1837m 22s

83: Part Porky's versions, Part Porkyvision

It's a half and half On the Record today as the Two Mikes discuss some old colleagues before scrutinising all the latest storylines from the television world...
19/06/1842m 1s

82: The global game

A new World Cup is on the horizon. Whether travelling by land, sea or air, the Two Mikes understand the challenges posed by covering a major tournament...
14/06/1836m 10s

81: If you're not wearing flip-flops you're not coming in

Sex dungeons, camel schools, Benedict Cumberbatch and the Macarena are just a selection of the topics up for discussion on the latest On the Record...
12/06/1838m 38s

80: Porkyvision (June 2018)

Mike Parry and Mike Graham's popular TV critique returns for its latest installment on the latest On the Record...
07/06/1828m 43s

79: Dos cervezas and five bottles of cheap wine, por favor

The Two Mikes are back from their trips away so it's a chance to unwind and share some holiday stories...
05/06/1834m 48s

78: What first attracted you to the millionaire Mike Parry?

The Two Mikes reflect on their former glories, analyse why looks don't always matter, take a wander around Hampstead and indulge in a spot of knitting on the latest metrosexual, bisexual, pansexual, intertextual and truly all inclusive episode of On the Record...
31/05/1838m 52s

77: Ask Porky (May 2018)

Mike Parry answers your latest batch of queries, qualms and quandaries on the latest On the Record...
29/05/1838m 31s

76: A hard, sore and angry ride

The Dalai Lama, a forgotten affair, aggressive cyclists and gourmet cooking are the latest selection for digestion by the Two Mikes on this On the Record...
24/05/1838m 26s

75: Dropping like flies

The Two Mikes are on the hunt for serial killers on this episode of On the Record but their investigations are somewhat compromised by the presence of an elusive fly...
22/05/1830m 53s

74: Porkyvision (May 2018 Bonus)

Sex and drugs may feature heavily (spoiler alarm) in this episode of On the Record as the Two Mikes review all the latest telly...
17/05/1838m 12s

73: The Markle Patriarchal Debacle

The Two Mikes look forward to the upcoming Royal Wedding in their own unique way on the latest On the Record...
15/05/1832m 31s

72: Valuable assets

Fast cars and even faster women are for once on the mind of the Two Mikes on the latest On the Record...
10/05/1833m 26s

71: Porkyvision (May 2018)

Mike Parry casts his critical eye over all the latest big TV shows with helpful input (at least to everyone but Porky) from Mike Graham on the latest On the Record...
08/05/1835m 45s

70: Cutting edge journalism

Befriending your executioner, the UK's pothole problem and Charles and Diana's wedding are the latest groundbreaking subjects up for cogitation on this episode of On the Record...
03/05/1831m 24s

69: Ask Porky (May 2018)

Mike Parry answers the latest batch of your burning questions on the latest inspirational, irrational and occasionally impulsive episode of The Two Mikes On the Record...
01/05/1836m 31s

68: Porky's got the hump

The Two Mikes discuss contagious camels, moronic marathon runners, wretched Royal reporting and colleagues working hard (or hardly working) on the latest On the Record...
26/04/1835m 39s

67: Pies, Lies and Butterflies

The Two Mikes discuss lapsed lepidoptera, forgettable fare, part-time productivity and Catholic confession on this wide-ranging On the Record...
24/04/1839m 14s

66: Elbron, Eldrick and the Elderly

More shocking revelations from the Two Mikes on this On the Record as both Tiger Woods and Bill Clinton are outed as philandering mass rogerisers - who knew? Meanwhile Porky tells MG that he's past it and it doesn't go down too well...
19/04/1831m 14s

65: Beatles, 'Bites and 'Betes

What do the Scots, Spike Milligan, diabetes and Cuba all have in common? They are just some of the many topics given the Two Mikes treatment on the latest On the Record...
17/04/1839m 50s

64: Porkyvision (April 2018)

In this episode of On the Record, Mike Graham tries to convince Mike Parry to occasionally talk about what he's been watching on telly; it's time for another Porkyvision...
12/04/1829m 13s

63: Law and Disorder

On this episode of On the Record, The Two Mikes whip out their truncheons to give the current spate of UK street crimes a damn good thrashing...
10/04/1834m 29s

62: My name is Michael and I am an addict

In the latest thrill-a-minute episode of On the Record, the Two Mikes discuss; Porky's Bond confusion, Eric Hall's arrogance, the delusion* of political spin-doctoring and the many different types of addiction*.  *Please note any correlation to the various stages of insanity are merely coincidental...
05/04/1833m 13s

61: Ask Porky (April 2018)

Porky Parry answers your latest batch of qualms, quandaries and questions for this exciting edition of On the Record...
03/04/1837m 48s

60: Fleet Street Stories Part 4

Mike Graham and Mike Parry regale you once more with stories from the glory days of Fleet Street on this episode of On the Record...
29/03/1838m 55s

59: Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monk

Benedict Cumberbatch, monk confidants, deluded politicians and divvying up the housework are just some of the topics covered on the latest On the Record...
27/03/1833m 56s

58: A chamber of horrors

Enter Mike Graham and Mike Parry's secret dungeon as they discuss death, torture and vegetarianism on this shocking episode of On The Record...
22/03/1834m 52s

57: Porkyvision (March 2018)

Mike Parry casts his reviewers eye over the gritty police dramas that he claims he's seen recently...
20/03/1833m 59s

56: Bears, Bars and Bores

More mayhem from the Two Mikes as they chew the fat about Polar Bears, topless bars, safari parks, and the controversial attractions of Chester...
15/03/1833m 42s

55: That's not cake...it's anthrax

On this fiery episode of On The Record; The Two Mikes provide useful information about why you should never open suspicious packages, Porky laments people's office eating habits and MG explains how he very nearly died in a colleague-inspired car accident. Run of the mill stuff as always...
13/03/1835m 13s

54: Tanks and Tankards

Mike Parry and Mike Graham discuss  Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain, Paul Scholes and Troy on this edition of On The Record...
08/03/1826m 50s

53: The nose for a good story

The Two Mikes get stuck into the weather, the Beatles and Vinnie Jones on another sparkling edition of On The Record...
06/03/1835m 44s

52: Ask Porky (March 2018 edition)

Keep warm during the cold snap with this bumper edition of Ask Porky as Mike Parry answers more of your burning questions...
01/03/1841m 24s

51: Not for all the troglodytes in China

The Two Mikes return to discuss John Cleese, Chinese caves, Funeral strippers and unemployed bums. Business as usual then...
27/02/1834m 47s

50: Fire and water

Mike Parry and Mike Graham are back on the warpath for another On The Record. This time up for the chop are Noel Edmonds, Jeffrey Archer and trees that talk. Meanwhile, Porky also reignites an old flame...
22/02/1831m 9s

49: Porkyvision (Feb 2018 edition)

Porky casts his eye over his recent telly favourites including McMafia, Benidorm and...Cool House Luke?
20/02/1833m 40s

48: Entry may or may not be free...

Mike Parry and Mike Graham return for another On The Record. This time they discuss faith (betting), hope (opening museums) and charity (ish)...
15/02/1839m 23s

47: The Birds and the Bs - bums, bears and basketcases

On this (very definitely) 18+ episode of On The Record the Two Mikes lay into: the pointless attitudes of former colleagues, the unlikely hazards of smoking around minors and the real dangers of frozen poultry...
13/02/1834m 2s

46: What doesn't kill you makes you bladderated

Among the talking points on this edition of On The Record are: bladderated flights, smiling studies, killer snakes, electric cars, driving while under the influence and crazy restaurant critics as Mike Graham and Mike Parry welcome you back into their crazy world once more...
08/02/1838m 43s

45: You'll never make a mug of the Porkmeister

On the latest episode of On The Record, Mike's Parry and Graham get stuck into Uma Thurman, Ronald Reagan, pretending to be Irish and being visited by The Sweeney. Porky also provides an update on his wellbeing after his recent (failed) mugging...
06/02/1834m 48s

44: Ask Porky (February 2018)

Mike Parry answers more of your questions on this episode of On The Record...
01/02/1831m 49s

43: Good morning India!

On this episode of On The Record The Two Mikes get stuck into Indian greetings, public schools, canoodling in caravans, defiance syndrome and Elton John's attitude. What else did you expect?...
30/01/1835m 12s

42: Fleet Street Stories Part 3

In this episode of On the Record - and in the ongoing pursuit of truth and justice - The Two Mikes reveal more than they probably should about the lives of some of their more esteemed Fleet Street colleagues...
25/01/1834m 17s

41: Porkyvision (January 2018 edition)

On this episode of On The Record it's an extended Porkyvision special as Mike Parry casts his reviewers eye over the latest big TV releases in his own unique, irreverent and not-necessarily-conventional way...
23/01/1836m 12s

40: A work of Arthur and a pain in the Assange

The Two Mikes go back to their newspaper roots as they discuss Arthur Scargill, hapless old reporters and the enigma that is Julian Assange for the latest On The Record...
18/01/1831m 2s

39: Dedicated Followers of Fashion

The Two Mikes delve into the back of the wardrobe for a look at their choices of clobber over the years and they also pay tribute to the latest ex-colleague to pass on...
16/01/1830m 52s

38: Phones, Photos and Philandering

On the latest episode of On The Record The Two Mikes discuss Porky's latest purchase, strange obscure languages, making private lives public and catching the dreaded 'flu...
11/01/1837m 15s

37: Ask Porky (Jan 2018 edition)

The Porkmeister returns to answer all of your burning questions in a special bumper edition of 'Ask Porky' on this latest installment of On The Record...
09/01/1836m 41s

36: And they're off...to the races

The new year has only just started yet already The Two Mikes are looking ahead at what's to come for them in 2018; and surprise, surprise it may involve copious amounts of bladderation. From starters orders to last orders, the Cheltenham Festival is one event the boys wouldn't want to miss...
04/01/1828m 22s

35: Difficult Staff, Dangerous Driving, Docudramas and Darius

It may be a new year but it's the same old Two Mikes as they take a look at some of the stories you may have missed while you were too busy nursing a hangover...
02/01/1831m 15s

34: Starting up north...but then it all goes south

The Two Mikes delve into Porky's journals to see what's been making the news over the festive period. From a disagreement about the north to a couple of unwelcome trips south, it's the latest episode of On The Record...
28/12/1734m 28s

33: Fat, Obnoxious and Rich

The Two Mikes discuss their experiences with rich people, fat people and obnoxious people (or a combination of the three) on this exciting episode of On The Record...
26/12/1734m 14s

32: Welcome to the...Hotel Pyongyang?

The Two Mikes get stuck into North Korea, Russia and Robins on this occasionally festive episode of On The Record...
22/12/1736m 31s

31: Christmas Stories

The Two Mikes discuss those occasions they were called up by the office at the last minute to get that all important Christmas scoop before anyone else - no matter what...
19/12/1730m 34s

29: News Agenda

This week on On The Record it's a Max Clifford special as Mike's Graham and Parry discuss their many and varied interactions with the recently deceased former PR 'guru' over the years. There's also the traditional under-bus-throwing that you've come to expect from the deadly duo.
13/12/1729m 36s

28: Getting Political

This week it's a political special as The Two Mikes think about some of their political adventures.
14/11/1727m 39s

27: Pissing on your fireworks

The fireworks are finishing and the boys are reminded about times they were required to deliver some bad news.
07/11/1730m 11s

26: Horror Stories

After a recent trip to see the Exorcist Live, Mike and Mike talk about tales of horror and surprise.
02/11/1733m 20s

25: It's a family show?

This week the boys are looking at the Kennedys and it includes lots of their favourite subjects including plenty of Bladderation and Rogerisation!
24/10/1727m 5s

24: MG states the truth

This week we follow MG as he describes his favourite states to visit and his fondest memories in the USA.
17/10/1730m 41s

23: Mike Parry's state of mind

This week we start to look at The Two Mikes favourite US states. We start by looking at the states Porky holds close to his heart (well, at least one third of it)
10/10/1727m 8s

Episode 22: Backstage antics

The Two Mikes are up to their usual tricks in this weeks episode, giving us all some insight into their backstage antics.
03/10/1726m 7s

Episode 21: Start spreading the news

Mr Parry and Mr Graham are back in the UK but what did the boys get up to in the big apple?
26/09/1724m 31s

Episode 20: Planecast

Mr Parry and Mr Graham are flying high on the way to New York City.
18/09/1723m 10s

Episode 19: New York, New York!

The Two Mikes are leading the countdown to their big LIVE show from the City Winery in New York City.
12/09/1725m 4s

Episode 18: Route Planner

The Two Mikes talk about some of the places they have lived and worked over the years.
04/09/1725m 24s

Episode 17: Fleet Street Character Assassination

This week Mike and Mike continue the Fleet Street Stories with a character assassination.
28/08/1728m 24s

Episode 16: Fleet Street Stories Part Two

We continue with the greatest stories from the Two Mikes days in Fleet Street.
21/08/1726m 0s

Episode 15: Swapping War Stories

This week the Two Mikes tell some of their greatest war stories.
14/08/1726m 58s

Episode 14: Fleet Street Stories

After weeks of American Tales we now turn our attention to their greatest Fleet Street stories. This is going to be a culture shock. Get a free case of beer with this podcast by going to: www.beer52.com/twomikes
07/08/1728m 11s

Episode 12: American Tales Part Twelve

In this weeks adventure the Two Mikes find themselves dealing with tabloids, telephone calls and titillated Tony's.
31/07/1727m 28s

Episode 11 (chapter 11) - American Tales Part Eleven

In episode 11...sorry chapter 11. The Two Mikes discuss Dallas, Deals and Dishonesty.
24/07/1728m 23s

Episode 10: American Tales Part Ten

This week Mr Parry and Mr Graham go in search of Hotels and Hot Totty.
17/07/1725m 38s

Episode 9: American Tales Part Nine

This week we look at Parties! #mikeparry #mikegraham #thetwomikes #usa #america
10/07/1730m 20s

Episode 8: American Tales Part Eight

This week we continue with more fantastic tales, featuring prints, pints and possessions. #thetwomikes #mikeparry #mikegraham #usa #america #newyork #reporters
03/07/1728m 7s

Episode 7: American Tales Part Seven

This time Mr Parry and Mr Graham talk about their strange and wonderful flights around America. #america #thetwomikes #mikeparry #mikegraham #reporter #flight
26/06/1724m 5s

Episode 6: American Tales Part Six

This week we start in Florida as the Two Mikes continue their adventures around the USA.
19/06/1727m 34s

Episode 5: American Tales Part Five

We start this weeks adventure in California featuring some bad language in a swimming pool.
12/06/1725m 6s

Episode 4: American Tales Part Four

The Two Mikes continue their adventures across America. This time we find out about Porky's second stint working in the the hustle and bustle of the USA.
05/06/1724m 1s

Episode 3: American Tales Part Three

The Two Mikes continue to talk their way around America. This week we start in the great state of Texas.
29/05/1724m 28s

Episode 2: American Tales Part Two

Mr Parry and Mr Graham continue to look at their time in America, in anticipation of their big trip to New York City in September 2017
22/05/1722m 30s

Episode 1: American Tales Part One

With the announcement of The Two Mikes LIVE in New York, Mr Parry and Mr Graham have a look over their past exploits in the good old US of A.
16/05/1724m 16s
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