Penn's Sunday School

Penn's Sunday School

By Kast Media

Join us as Penn Jillette, Michael Goudeau, Matt Donnelly, and YOU discuss the news of the week. We'll examine religious news, talk about monkeys, and anything else that seems funny or makes us mad. We'll also take your suggestions for things you feel like talking about. We run a live video stream from Show Creators Studios for people with the time and inclination to watch people sitting and talking. The live show starts Sundays at noon Vegas time, at, & is usually available for download from your favorite podcast aggregator by 9 am Monday morning.


Dr. Greger Talks Real Information On Pandemics (& A Few Jokes).

How To Survive A Pandemicauthor Dr. Michael Greger on the causes of modern pandemics & how best to prepare society for them.
02/06/201h 2m

Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, & Oliver Stone

Try This At Home debuts on the CW, talk show ombudsmen, reopening Vegas, & Matt doesn't belong outside.
28/05/201h 3m

Upper Cowslavia

Wholesome murder, the literature of your youth vs. the music of your youth, & the terror of a hummingbird.
25/05/2050m 50s

Penn Does A Perfect Segue

The real Lord of the Flies, Fred Willard's satire, & Lionel Shriver's Big Brother.
21/05/201h 0m

Kung Fu You; Sock It To You

Being a hero, Justin Amash, & electronic face mirroring.
19/05/2059m 36s

Penn's Cameo On Cameo

Learning Star & Stripes Forever, Covid-19 testing, & organizing garages.
14/05/2046m 47s

I'm The Roy

Little Richard, Roy Horn stories, & Climate Book Draft Two by Lawrence Krauss.
12/05/2057m 20s

Well, That Pandemic Thing is Solved

Faith in expertise, speculating on the future of live entertainment, & how long it takes for children to do what they've been asked.
07/05/2048m 14s

Duck Chicken Pig Problem

Libertarian Scotsmen, barista Penn, & "rats", not "rat".
04/05/2054m 1s

Get That Rat Out!

Sharing shower thoughts, Penn joins the bread revolution, & Goudeau's attempt to build a better trap.
29/04/2049m 11s

Are We Still Libertarians?

Questioning our core beliefs, we are nonessential, & the Fanning sisters are our new favorite people.
27/04/2051m 22s

Pissing On The Third Rail

Thoughts & questions about SARS coronavirus 2, breaking up with Tiger King, & booking 'possum.
22/04/2048m 12s

Hate Fed For Sourdough Bread

Penn, Goudeau, Matt, & Reddi connect from all over the Las Vegas Valley.
20/04/2057m 50s

Tim Ferriss (part II)

Angel investor Tim Ferriss asks about Richard Feynman, Tim's Vermeer, & Penn's weight.
15/04/2059m 42s

Tim Ferriss (part I)

Visual memory, meta busking, & time traveling with 4 Hour Work Weekauthor Tim Ferriss.
13/04/201h 1m

Nick Viall Files (part II)

Penn's visit with The Bachelor'sNick Viall continues. How to properly honeymoon, how to properly break up, how to improperly not get back together.
08/04/2059m 17s

Nick Viall Files (part I)

Penn bestows sex & dating advice upon The Bachelor's Nick Viall. Plus, a San Francisco treat.
05/04/2049m 54s

Steven Conrad (part II)

Doing it in five, Eddie Gorodetsky, & the pain of being a magician, with Perpetual Grace Ltd.writer/director Steven Conrad.
01/04/201h 1m

Steven Conrad (part I)

The new era of television writing, trusting your audience, & the morality of action heroes, with Patriot writer/director Steven Conrad.
30/03/2042m 54s

Don't Say...With Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg

Penn visits NewsRadio& Kids In The Hallalum Dave Foley in L.A. Being a spokesperson, Newfie accents, & jokes vs. facts.
25/03/2051m 22s

Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone

Penis bones, viva vs. sotto voce, & tips for the successful business partnership, with comedian Paula Poundstone & her podcast cohost Adam Felber.
23/03/2057m 6s (part II)

The bullshit of Penn & Teller: Bullshit!'s food episodes, why vegan wardrobe matters, & strategies for attacking the global obesity epidemic.
19/03/2044m 37s (part I)

Dr. Michael Klaper addresses the nutrition problems faced by Matt, Penn, the modern medical field, & the planet.
17/03/2053m 46s

Science & Saucery (part II)

Scientist Raymond CrayRay Cronise & Nutritionist Julieanna Hever return to find out where Penn doesn't agree with them.
11/03/2046m 49s

Science & Saucery (part I)

10/03/2049m 31s

PodKats (part II)

High tea with skills, live shows with tracks, & Piff the Magic Dragon's golf rules, with Las Vegas Review Journalentertainment reporter, Johnny Katsilometes.
05/03/2059m 53s

PodKats (part I)

Surviving a casino sale, good reviews, & why you can't be a part-time critic, with Las Vegas Review Journal's Man About Town, Johnny Katsilometes.
03/03/2044m 33s

Dublin Means Blackpool

Movie reviews, the Ball Pit Troll comes to life, & Goudeau works the biggest magic convention of the year.
27/02/2052m 38s

Steve Grossman's Caravan Tonight

A hitchhiking story, maple sugar crystals, & the life of a shepherd.
24/02/2051m 53s

MDKO (For Real)

Consensual magic, jacksfilms, fundamental attribution error, & Glenn Beck plays matchmaker.
20/02/2048m 49s

A Bloody Tale Of Two Penns

Owen Morse: World Record Joggler, the Of Average Importance Person blood work experience, & an adventure in dinner theater. Correction: Owen's record is 11.68 seconds.
19/02/2052m 28s

Red Hot Chili Peppers Up Your Nose

"Tell, don't show", James Crumley's The Last Good Kiss, Steven Banks' Middle School Bites, & Moxie's magic career.
14/02/2047m 8s

It Was A Dark & Stormy Night

Substitute teaching, the commonplace book, magic vs. magick, & a new Teller.
12/02/2045m 47s

The Quampground Of The Traveling Pants.

Maple sugar, My Chauffeur, Mr. Electric, & Jeff Hobson.
06/02/2050m 17s

It's Usually Goudeau's Job To Introduce & Title The Show.

Branding, Teller's Twitter feed, Penn holds a grudge, & the cult of Lawrence O'Donnell, Jr.
04/02/2055m 26s

Pepper Nose Pain People

Joker, audition strategies, & coming back from 5 weeks off with 12 new bits.
31/01/2044m 52s


Terry Jones, The Mac King Roast, & Matt's posture is set to "obsequious".
28/01/2047m 20s

Penn's Not Sellin' Any Alibis

Derren Brown's Broadway show Secret, a bid for custom 4DX film production, & being accosted in public by multi-level marketers.
24/01/2057m 31s

The Trouble Wit Funkenrings.

Society of American Magician conventions, The Music Man, & an exercise in acting.
21/01/2051m 31s

Buck Henry, Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, & Dolly Parton

Ken Burns' Country Music, how to collect magazines, & the proper uses of clown noses & gum.
17/01/2050m 28s

Yelling "Theater" In A Crowded Fire

Penn reviews Penn & Friends, Goudeau reviews North Pole's Got Talent, Stephen Fry reviews Magic Goes Wrong, & groats.
15/01/2050m 53s

Penn & Friends PiffPod (part II)

Mac King, Piff, & Penn continue their backstage conversation after Penn & Friends. Mac's grasshopper material, passing the buck onstage, & sado-masochistic juggling feats.
09/01/2046m 45s

Penn & Friends Piffpod (part I)

Piff records his Piffpod backstage after the Penn & Friends show at the Rio All-Suites Hotel & Casino.
07/01/2044m 25s

The Joe Rogan Experience (part II)

The value of college, cultural appropriation, & Phil Plait's moon landing debate.
03/01/2056m 43s

The Joe Rogan Experience (part I - Yes, that one from August)

This is our edit of Penn's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience last summer. Drugs, float tanks, & catching up with an old friend.
01/01/2055m 12s

A Long Time Ago In A Distant Gallery

Richard Jewell, entertainment budgets, How Not To Diet, & Penn & Teller's 13 Bloody Days Of Christmas.
27/12/1953m 35s

A Lotta People Told Me "It's Pronounced Heavers".

Teller's psychedelic period, Magician's Guilt, & the Penn & Friends holiday show.
24/12/1956m 40s

Sam Harris (part II)

Mindfulness, Satanism, & a post-racist future, with The End Of Faith author, neuroscientist Sam Harris.
18/12/1953m 24s

Sam Harris (part I)

Old digital friends Penn & Sam Harris finally meet for the first time.
17/12/1949m 13s

Mat Franco (part II)

The power of reality shows, the rise of magician Mat Franco, & his influence by & on Penn & Teller.
11/12/1952m 24s

Mat Franco (part I)

Being likable, learning the wrong way, & tricking the talent shows, with fellow Vegas magician Mat Franco.
09/12/1958m 25s

Marianne Williamson (part II)

Reigning in presidential power, smear campaigns, & saving capitalism with 2020 POTUS candidate Marianne Williamson.
04/12/1949m 57s

Marianne Williamson (part I)

2020 Democratic POTUS contender Marianne Williamson stops by to challenge Penn on the foundations of his libertarianism.
03/12/1941m 10s

Dolomite & Fred Rogers Are The Same Person

Mac King is a gateway drug to The Funk, "So bad, it's good.", & congregation responses to evil, psychics, & CrayRay.
28/11/191h 1m

Goudeau Is On Prednisone.

Defining the new Broadway traditions, meteor showers vs. total eclipses, being an asshole for attention, & calling Australia with the new P&T trick, Multiple Outs.
26/11/1953m 51s

The Purpose Of Art Is to Conceal Itself

An argument in favor of Clever Hans, Penn becomes a watermelon surgeon, & the harebrained cliffhanger revealed.
21/11/1955m 33s

North Pole's Got Talent

Congressional complacency, Goudeau's new master plan, Rod Stewart's model trains, & the only sex questions we care about.
19/11/1947m 41s

Impasto Placebo Jesus

Desert Bus For Hope 2019 ( is underway, Desert Bus faces a new challenger, & an unusual impulse purchase.
14/11/1959m 32s

The Worst Show In Vegas Of All Time, In This Or Any Other Dimension, Etc.

Matt & Penn's stoner volunteers, why Sasha Baron Cohen is wrong, & killing Danny Gans.
11/11/1950m 34s

The 5th Amendment

Of mice & men, fleeting fame, pickles, & a project for government radio.
06/11/1944m 44s

Poodle Dog 1; Penn 0

Penn & Teller work like you'd want them to, the poodle-dog gives Penn a ride, & the Tesla's first boo-boo.
05/11/1948m 28s

Talk To The Antelope

Two-sentence horror stories, listening to yourself lie, Bobby Slayton in the cancel culture era, & Goudeau discovers a secret circus.
30/10/191h 9m

Gucci Quality; Forever 21 Budget

Living your dreams, the information mafia, & gooble, gobble, Paula Abdul becomes one of us.
28/10/1952m 34s

The Motherfucking Gosh Darn Escape

The slowest coffee shop in the world, learning escapes, & the 20th anniversary of the happiest moment in Penn's life.
23/10/1952m 32s

The Duckmaster Should Not Be Punished

The feature act at the finest hotel in Memphis, Matt ducks George W. Bush, & Penn asks about evil again.hold
21/10/191h 2m

I Will Never Wash My Hands Again

CrayRay's thoughts on Wim Hof, Piff & Pop blow minds at the Genii Convention, & Penn finally meets Lenny Bruce. With Ray Cronise & Julieanna Hever.
16/10/191h 0m

The Greatest Magicians In The World, Past, Present, Or Future, In This Or Any Other Cosmo, Real Or Imagined

The Penn & Teller burger, peanut butter meals, & Penn sings his own Disney song to Julieanna Hever & Ray Cronise. 
14/10/1944m 21s

Artificial Intelligence with Gary Marcus (part II)

Chess, autonomous cars, Rosie the Robot, with Rebooting Ai: Building Artificial Intelligence We Can Trust author Gary Marcus.
09/10/1953m 52s

Artificial Intelligence with Gary Marcus (part I)

Cognitive science professor & author Gary Marcus pins a "Don't Panic" button on machine learning.
06/10/1952m 25s

Debbie Harry - Punk Genius Icon/ "More Than Just A Pretty Blonde In A Pair Of Tight Pants"

A little about the topic of misogyny, more on the topic of evil, & a lot about Debbie/Blondie.
02/10/1959m 6s

Mike Hodgkiss's Dream Show

Dada, Party Of One: Your Order Is Reddi.
30/09/1948m 11s

Twinkie & Beer From My Cold, Dead Hands

Talent shows, a morning meal with Mr. Chow, an argument against libertarianism, & results from the USA Today poll.
25/09/1955m 1s

"Gimme That" & Other Secrets Of Magic

Matt has an on-air magic lesson, Penn has on onstage magic lesson, & Moxie needs no lesson at all.
23/09/1948m 4s

One Way Or T'other

Penn & Teller consult with Madrid, joining the Manson Family, & an especially polite flight.
18/09/191h 0m

Left Bundle Branch Block

Where to find the best parenting tips, betting against union workers, & instigating a fight between doctors.
16/09/1951m 36s

Dunk Tank Clown

Elvis vs. Paul McCartney, another carny culture cancelled, & Matt the Mind Noodler on Fool Us!
11/09/191h 2m

Joe Rogan: Truth Searcher. No, He's Not On This Show

Jeff Juliet politicks Marianne Williamson, Joe Rogan keeps Penn guessing, & a eulogy for an alternate career.
09/09/191h 2m

Lawrence Krauss Origins (part II)

Lying for charity, in memoriam to the gatekeepers, & disappointing your parents with success, with theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss.
04/09/191h 3m

Lawrence Krauss Origins (part I)

Penn visits physicist Lawrence Krauss at his Origins studio. Tribe signaling, working hard to say nothing, & Teller's intuition.
02/09/191h 3m

Sherrod Small Visits (part II)

Comedian Sherrod Small's influences, writing technique, & It's A Small World.
28/08/1950m 55s

Sherrod Small Visits (part I)

Being shameless, being sober in all the wrong places, & predicting disasters with comedian Sherrod Small.
26/08/1949m 56s

Three Days Of Peace, Love, & Music.

Woodstock's 50th anniversary, Sarah Silverman, & Ben Berman's Amazing Johnathan Documentary.
21/08/1953m 44s

The weirdness of magic, texting conventions in movies, & improv comedians impersonate Penn & Teller.
19/08/1946m 32s

Manchester, England, England, Across The Atlantic Sea

Reasons for cutting magic tricks, favorite & least favorite meet & greet gags, & Penn's experience as an advisor for Magic Goes Wrong.
14/08/1944m 30s

Goudeau's Tongan Adventures

Penn returns from Manchester while Goudeau returns from Tonga. Mosquitos, Tom Holland, & Director's Cut on VHS.
12/08/1946m 24s

Lewis Howes (part II)

Theory of Mind, ambition, division of labor, & parents' love, as Penn continues his class at Lewis Howes' School of Greatness.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
08/08/1944m 11s

Lewis Howes (part I)

School of Greatness host Lewis Howes learns about altruism, atheism, & astrology.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
05/08/1951m 18s

A Song For Piff

How television variety shows made Piff's career & nearly ruined his life, copying magic tricks, & the most prolific songwriter of our time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
31/07/191h 1m

Born Again Chicken

An argument about McDonald's, a plague of grasshoppers, & confusion about badgers & mantids.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
29/07/191h 3m

Dirt Diving

A date with David Copperfield, more Fool Us notes, & Tonga?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
24/07/191h 9m

I Paid $125.

Penn's latest feelings on libertarianism, a crazy-off with a keyboardist, & uncomfortable moments at Freedom Fest.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
22/07/1951m 51s

Vote For Penn & Teller:

Summer camp, questionable hygiene, questionable awards, & Piff the Magic Dragon continues his Best of Vegas campaign.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
17/07/191h 7m

God Damn! It's Fucking Penn & Piff!

Piff is mistaken for Teller, Penn is mistaken for Not Penn, & making out with your friend's girlfriend.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
15/07/1958m 36s

No Puffin, No Moose

Matt & Penn compare their Newfoundland experiences, Fool Us! recaps, & the evolution of a trick.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
10/07/1951m 16s

There Will Be Aftershocks

Sports stars are sharp, backstage sympathy, & onstage earthquakes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
08/07/191h 3m

Salvador Dali Is Crazier Than Keith Moon

Breakfast with Alice Cooper, naming squirrels, & some Fool Us! recaps.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
03/07/1950m 38s


Tonight Show jugglers, hateful radio, & gravity-defying coffee.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/07/1958m 46s

Where Do You Get Your Seahogs?

Newfoundland (continued), not helping a self help guru, & unwanted panini.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
26/06/1958m 1s

Tirty Tousand Heggs

Penn & family tour Newfoundland, Teller doesn't get along with cobblestone, & David Copperfield makes them nervous.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
24/06/191h 0m

Sherrod Small (part II)

Comedian Sherrod Small worked with Penn on Street Cred.  Saving money on clothes, meeting drugs, & emotional astronauts.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
19/06/191h 6m

Sherrod Small (part I)

Basketball, talking race for the first time, & Penn's competence regression to the mean, with former Street Cred cohost & Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld ombudsman Sherrod Small.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
17/06/191h 4m

Butterflies Are Attracted To The Scent Of Urine

Everybody knows Donny & Marie, portraying yourself on stage, & a letter from Lance Burton.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
12/06/191h 7m

There Once Was A Man From Sri Lanka

How to end a fight, an upcoming vacation to Newfoundland, Jordan Peele's Us, & impromptu limericks.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
11/06/1953m 48s

Toweling the Taint

Sexual harassment at [The Hawk], juggling accidents, & lessons in consciousness with Tim Jenison.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
05/06/191h 3m

Carmine Appice Ruined the World

Penn & Teller hate Magic Squares, the ball pit troll trick, autograph humility, & geographic boycotts.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
04/06/1957m 4s

One Inch Diameter Crab Version Of A Tick

Working with anti-vaxxers, a gallery of turkey, & Eric Jeffers answers ballet questions.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
29/05/191h 1m

Quaking In Our Boots

Bill Nye is wrong, llamas on the field, & Naomi Wolf is a hero.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
28/05/1959m 4s

Aim For The Base Of The Flame

Too Much Joy get arrested, seniors dance to AC/DC, & the country is on fire!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
22/05/1953m 48s

What's Your Favorite Live Shot?

A gift from Pam Thompson, Big Boy rides again, & Penn's nephew Denny talks chainsaws. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
20/05/1953m 59s

If Octopuses Ruled the World

Saving coral, 4DX, our cephalopod expert comments on a Chinese viral video, & we are all ignorant to ballet.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
15/05/191h 7m

My Heart is Dressed in a Tiny Dashiki

Penn's cultural appropriation, defining wealth, Donny Osmond breaks our hearts, & anti-woke advertising.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
13/05/191h 2m

Penn & Teller: Masterclass (Part II)

A little about Handsome Jack, a little about Piff the Magic Dragon, & a lot about the new Penn & Teller Teach the Art of Magic Masterclass.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
08/05/1937m 38s

Penn & Teller: Masterclass (Part I)

Handsome Jack, Piff the Magic Dragon, & Matt Donnelly - Mind Noodler share their experiences working on Penn & Teller's latest magic instructional.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
06/05/191h 4m

Penn’s Enemies

Moving from 1st to 3rd person, meditating vs meditating, what to think about on stage, & finding pre-television Penn.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/05/191h 12m

Kris Kristofferson Kind Of Crazy

Musician credibility vs. actor credibility, rock & roll vs. country, & farmers' markets.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
30/04/1955m 44s

Do You Want To Blow A Goat Or Buy A New Computer?

Nudes for t-shirts, Goudeau stumbles upon Judensau in Germany, & Moxie is a hero at the Johnny Thompson memorial.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
25/04/191h 0m

Chekhov's Trampoline

Hearing Bob Dylan with new ears, stop coughing by not coughing, & being cashless in Shanghai.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
22/04/191h 0m

Penny Lane: You Can Call Me Hero

Hail Satan? Director Penny Lane discusses donating organs to strangers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
18/04/191h 21m

Hail Satan? Is My Real Name

Director Penny Lane shares details of her new documentary film, Hail Satan?.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
15/04/1928m 2s

Kabuki: Teller's Day In Japan

Traditional Chinese medicine, circus elephants, front row seats for Ringo, & Jay Leno's ocean view.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
10/04/1956m 48s

Ma Ma Hu Hu: Penn's Day in Japan

Robot sex, Penn's visit to an owl cafe, & Billy Gibbons' cocaine for your eyes. 628287Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
08/04/1951m 9s

Chris Hardwick (part II)

More animal talk with Nerdist founder Chris Hardwick. Jugglers at the Magic Castle, celebrity snacks, & the Etch A Sketch of America.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
03/04/1946m 27s

Chris Hardwick (part I)

Penn visits Chris Hardwick at his ID10T podcast studio. Fundamental Attribution Error, losing work, making peace with coconut, & a punk rock Take Five.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
31/03/1948m 0s

FAQ II (Yes, Penn had sex with Donald Trump.)

Mouth sounds, the tech behind PSS, how to start your own podcast, & why we don't do Monkey Tuesday anymore.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
27/03/191h 0m


Reddi combs through seven years of congregation mail for the most frequently asked questions. Penn answers one of them.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
25/03/191h 8m

Norman Beck (part II)

Magician Norman Beck takes on a brain tumor, bridge vs chess, & the differences between gambling, wagering, & betting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
20/03/191h 7m

Norman Beck (part I)

Magician Norman Beck reveals the secrets of insuring bizarre proposition bets, including McDonald's Monopoly, falling space stations, & Bovine Bingo.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
18/03/1948m 30s

The Great Piffsoni Revisited (part II)

The finale of the re-airing of our episode featuring Johnny Thompson & Piff the Magic Dragon from last summer.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
13/03/191h 12m

The Great Piffsoni Revisited (part I)

In celebration of Johnny Thompson's life, we're re-airing his episode with Piff the Magic Dragon from last summer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
11/03/1954m 18s

Kory Stamper (part II)

Octopis, grocers, garages, & .GIFs, with Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries author Kory Stamper.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
06/03/1957m 5s

Kory Stamper (part I)

Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries author Kory Stamper makes the case against clinging to language pet peeves. Pronouncing "nuclear", phonemic guides, dialects vs. accents, & defending "irregardless".Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
04/03/1952m 26s

Rifkin Returns (part II)

Giuseppe Makes a Movie& Detroit Rock City director Adam Rifkin's favorite movies, crazy movies, Burt Reynolds vs. Marlon Brando, Burt Reynolds vs. Tom Jones, KISS, & Penny Lane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
27/02/1951m 48s

Rifkin Returns (part I)

Burt Reynolds, Clint Eastwood, & showbiz advice, with Director's Cut & The Last Movie Star director, Adam Rifkin. (Recorded July, 2018)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
25/02/1948m 53s

Zen Dentistry

Disappointing fesenjan, Dollywood, understanding David Greenberger's new album, & how to properly treat people with kindness after they've fallen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
20/02/191h 7m

Moxie The Magician In Studio

Moxie Jillette stops by to plug her upcoming show appearances, Penn accidentally welcomes a new star on stage in Biloxi, & Andy Prieboy's I Had A New Wave Act.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
18/02/1954m 57s

Better To Play Honey Badger Than To Play Possum

Getting paid in cash, Ridiculousness, AFAN, Puddles Pity Party, & old renaissance festival friends.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
13/02/191h 9m

Bowling Balls Fall Out Of Trees, Kill Roosters.

A new way to insult performers, more fun with interpreters, Andy Warhol's Superbowl spot, Jeff Bezos, & the reason for fame.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
11/02/191h 7m

Brian Koppelman (part II)

Paul Simon vs. Bruce Springsteen, violent vs. non-violent revolution, & Sam Harris vs. Ezra Klein, with Rounders & Oceans Thirteen writer Brian Koppelman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
06/02/1954m 45s

Brian Koppelman (part I)

The expectation of failure, nurturing your curiosity, the dangers of good reviews, & a particularly monstrous compliment. with Billions executive producer Brian Koppelman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
04/02/1955m 9s

Too F*@#ing Weird To Work At Starbucks

The trick that isn't ready, Piff demos retail magic, John Weidman's Assassins, & orchestral triage.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
30/01/1959m 41s

Criss Angel's Spinosa Bit

John Davidson live at , amateur dentistry, & a piranha eats Teller.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
28/01/1957m 49s

Go See Say Something Bunny.

Go See Say Something Bunny!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
23/01/191h 3m

Choreographer Of The Beatles

Michael Strahan, Buzzfeed news, Penn & Teller's coding challenge, & Ringo is a better drummer than you probably think.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
21/01/1956m 45s

Lose God; Lose Weight; Be Kind.

Cleaning up trash during the government shutdown, Moby Dick, Elisa Gabbert's The Word Pretty, & Penn becomes a father-in-law.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
16/01/191h 1m

22 Miles Of Flaccid Bungee

Penn & teen heartthrob Dustin update each other on what they've been doing for five years. Booking jails, balloon festivals, & an interview at CES.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
14/01/1951m 3s

How To Electrocute Your Daughter On TV

An embarrassing admission to Patriot's Steven Conrad, trivia resolved, & Penn & Teller are lousy show business moms.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
09/01/1953m 55s

Lunch With Nixon

Cooking alphabetically, sled traffic, & Bob Einstein.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
07/01/1955m 8s

Steven Banks (part II)

Writing for Home Entertainment Center, CatDog, Jimmy Neutron, SpongeBob SquarePants, Love Tapes, & Pilobolus. Special fan service, & Billy the Mime's mobile art galleries.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
02/01/191h 6m

Steven Banks (part I)

SpongeBob SquarePants writer Steven Banks walks us through the history of mime, & Billy the Mime's place in it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
31/12/1854m 46s

Rand Paul's Magic Trick

Meeting a good guy, meeting a bad guy, meeting a senator, & a glorious moment of cultural appropriation.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
26/12/1859m 58s

Tequila Poodle Dog

Miscast songs, Penn & Matt have opposite children's holiday festival experiences, & a story Penn is not allowed to tell.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
24/12/1855m 31s

Patri Friedman (part II)

More practical & political issues facing seasteaders. Milton Friedman, Peter Thiel, & the Ephemerisle water festival.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
19/12/1853m 42s

Patri Friedman (part I)

Seasteading Institute founder Patri Friedman pitches startup nations & answers the Libertarian questions Penn can't.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
17/12/1850m 54s

Penn's Car & Rotten Eggs

Penn justifies The Moxie Games, late night peanut butter, & backing into cars, with World Juggling Federation founder Jason Garfield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
12/12/1857m 34s

A Hundred Dollars Worth Of Juggling Montages

Fast Food star & Skillcon/Moxie Games conventioneer Jason Garfield lobbies for free vegan pancakes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
10/12/181h 2m

Meteor Or Miracle?

Thanksgiving review, magic for Metallica, Moby Dick vs. Don Quixote, & a lapse in memory.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
05/12/181h 6m


Laws make weasels, remembering Ricky Jay, & serving doughnuts naked.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
03/12/181h 0m

Jessica Kirson (part II)

Robert Deniro stories with The Comedian associate Producer Jessica Kirson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
28/11/181h 1m

Jessica Kirson (part I)

Comedian & HBO's Crashing guest Jessica Kirson reveals what it's like to grow up with therapists for parents. Comedy heroes, fasting as political protest, & lesbians overtaking the town.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
26/11/1856m 55s

Matt's New Look: Cheeky Runway Sporty Lumbersexual

Penn keeps writing the same bit, Matt has Magician's Guilt in front of magicians, & more of Goudeau's travels.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
21/11/181h 4m

46 Bags Of Chicharrónes

Goudeau's trip to Cuba, Thanksgiving plans, & Penn trains the poodledog.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
19/11/181h 0m

How An Old Soul Understands Geography

Speaking passionately about things you don't know, the parent/teacher conference, a Pentatonix Christmas, spider hats, & snakes from above.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
14/11/181h 5m

The Prince Of Ducks

Job interviews, proper identification, placebos, & two stories about coming at a fella with a knife.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
12/11/181h 0m

Farewell to Hardy Fox of The Residents

New Halloween stories. Emily finishes the New York City Marathon, vegan fish & chips, non-vegan mackerel, & remembering The Residents' Hardy Fox.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
07/11/181h 6m

Fa: A Long, Long Way To Run

We join EZ already in progress at the New York City Marathon. The Prince of Wales' 70th Birthday, The Bob Dylan Living Concordance, & Stephen Fry's Penn impersonation.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
05/11/1859m 15s

The Return Of Layperson Penn (part II)

Show business advice, mostly derived from Gary Panter's Rozz Tox Manifesto. Or did Penn think of it on his own?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1856m 8s

The Return Of Layperson Penn (part I)

Layperson Penn finally responds to six years of requests for advice. By "six years", we mean "one question".Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1850m 44s

Robert Klein (part II)

Child of the Fifties Robert Klein gives the business to show business. The Marx Brothers, Fred Willard, improv, & replacing Trump as president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1852m 38s

Robert Klein (part I)

The classic comedy of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Saturday Night Live, & The Tonight Show, as seen through the eyes of Robert Klein, originator of the HBO comedy special. Drugs, angering Chuck Berry, & boating with Rodney Dangerfield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1855m 32s

Scoopfest 2018 (part II)

Casting Penn & Teller's Invisible Thread, forgiveness vs. punishment, Johnny Thompson's unforgivable sin, & Paul Simon's Adios, Hermanos.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1849m 43s

Scoopfest 2018 (part I)

Penn discovers a new magical power, mechanical slot machine hype, & writing to a crazy person. Live from Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Scoopfest 2018.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 33s

The Tiny Tim Elevator Pitch.

Tiny Tim explained, classics of magic re-imagined, & Penn's journal tips.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 2m

Alligator Alien Abduction

Who is Mr. Stubbs? Frank Zappa's house, trash talk, a trip through downtown Mesa, & our attempt to drive Dave Donnelly: Public Defender crazy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 4m

11% Say "Fuck Off."

Penn meets pollster Frank Luntz after ruining his life. Neil Degrasse Tyson goes to the movies. Penn's family hated Titanic & loved Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1849m 5s

Penn’s Conditions For Celebrating His Life.

Misunderstandings at Robin Leach's Celebration of Life, anti-roast "Boasts", & the best way to travel in Las Vegas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1856m 56s

Marc Ambinder (part II)

The Brink: President Reagan & the Nuclear War Scare of 1983 author Marc Ambinder reveals what's wrong with our nuclear defense system, & what we could do to fix it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1858m 43s

Marc Ambinder (part I)

Crowd management advice for new magicians, Paul Simon retires, & Marc Ambinder's The Brink: President Reagan & the Nuclear War Scare of 1983.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 3m

Missi Pyle (part II)

A little extra time with Director's Cut star, Missi Pyle, before her Vegas departure. Penn loves Mark Rylance, natural breast warmth, & Portland, Oregon. The politics of the judiciary, not so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 16m

Missi Pyle (part I)

Nudity & rejection in entertainment, method vs. recall, kissing vs. running, Burt Reynolds vs. Sally Field, & the star of Director's Cut, Missi Pyle.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1857m 32s

Jathon Stasom's Arabic Megalodon

Ward Hall: the greatest showman in the East, transcription & other entertainment punishments, the family sees The Meg, & Penn wants to hire a tutor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 13m

Andy Lerner: Dragon Hunter

An heroic & entirely unembellished adventure of dragons, director/photographer Andy Lerner (, & the Daily Mail, featuring cephalopod expert Rich Ross. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1852m 48s

Sometimes *Penn* Gets An Idea; Sometimes *We* Get An Idea.

Penn sees Piff's show, Muslim stories, & some behind the scenes review of Penn & Teller Fool Us! Season 5Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 29s

Tortilla Full Of Mustard

Our favorite coffee shop, Penn's new favorite movie, fencing cheers, & Goudeau's disgusting shrimp adventure.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 28s

Phil Rosenthal (part II)

Bruce Springsteen, taking production notes, traveling, dining, & ruining restaurants, with Somebody Feed Phil star Phil Rosenthal.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1857m 54s

Phil Rosenthal (part I)

Penn & Everybody Loves Raymond writer/producer Phil Rosenthal share love for The Producers, Ethiopian food, Art Carney & Jackie Gleason.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1850m 39s

Precious Duck Of Plucky Little Luxembourg.

More on The Vulture article, Penn & Teller return to the stage after the longest break in their career, & new belt.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1857m 16s

Penn In The Room With Trump.

Penn's full take on the Celebrity Apprentice boardroom tapes with Trump, Arsenio, & Lil Jon.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1855m 46s

Eating Good In The Ethiopian Neighborhood

Is Universal Studios the Rolling Stones of amusement parks? Penn attempts innovation at an Ethiopian restaurant, & the International Rowing Championship Riot.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1855m 13s

Never Mistake Mescaline For Lettuce, Or Hot Sauce For Tea.

The 4:20 episode: Drugs, salad stories, vanishing from the face of the Earth, & Tobasco tea.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1855m 24s

Dr. Fuhrman Rides Again (part II)

The second half of our visit with Dr. Joel Fuhrman. What his diet is all about, why we care, & his new book, Fast Food Genocide. If this is your first episode, what are you doing? It says "part II" right there in the title. Go back one. (Prerecorded June 10, 2018.)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1849m 42s

Dr. Fuhrman Rides Again (part I)

Dr. Joel Fuhrman returns with his new book, Fast Food Genocide, helps Penn prepare for his water fast with Dr. Klaper, & reveals his secrets to eating healthy on the road. (Prerecorded June 10, 2018.)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1846m 35s

David Blaine's Geek Show

Reddi-Rich tries to hate David Blaine & fails. Matt has a great Hill Bill show in New Jersey. Geek vs. Magic, the morality of hurting yourself on stage, & the greatest magic trick of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1851m 37s

Everybody Needs To Go Vegan Immediately & Fast All The Time.

Penn returns from his water fast to address his embrace of woo.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1859m 29s

The Great Piffsoni (part II)

Dueling liars, Johnny's mentors, & freak show stories.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 6m

The Great Piffsoni (part I)

Johnny Thompson & Piff the Magic Dragon give magic advice to Hill Bill & other budding young magicians.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 29s

Dr. Michael Klaper (part II)

Dr. Klaper closes out our last episode before Penn psychedelicizes his soul.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1853m 42s

Dr. Michael Klaper (part I)

Dr. Klaper visits to kick off Penn's 21-day water fast.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1851m 20s

David Greenberger (part II)

Property of Ringo, breaking office furniture, how to talk to your parents, & avoiding nostalgia.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 6m

David Greenberger (part I)

Half Japanese, The Shaggs, & crossing generation gaps with Duplex Planet creator David Greenberger.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1859m 56s

Covered In Crazy Stupid Scars

A eulogy for Troy Hurtubise, camp stories, & another great idea for our alternate careers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1843m 25s

A House Made Of Lava

Teller prepares for surgery, Penn & Dr. Klapper prepare for the water fast, stories about glass, & life in the slow lane.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1843m 51s

A Whiteboard Full Of Curse Words

Matt's booked in the Mac King room, sitting without distraction, & onstage bleeding.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 5s

Paul McCartney's Okay With Us

Paul McCartney, Murphy Brown, Matt's PorcFest experience, & a new old take on our theme, courtesy of Commander Cody's Lost Planet Airmen.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1852m 13s

Penn Is Going To Psychedelicize His Soul

Matt joins the CIA, Penn's laparoscopic magic trick & nuttiest fast yet, & Goudeau's TV terrors trip.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 9m

Eating Potatoes & Smelling Vanilla

Penn & Teller take a medical leave, Goudeau's inventions, travel advice from Bonnie Raitt, & Penn's suicide story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1845m 23s

Kevin Smith (part II)

The second half of Penn's Smodcast from Dogma director Kevin Smith’s L.A. home. Diet, diet, health, & diet.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 8m

Kevin Smith (part I)

Penn goes to Red State director Kevin Smith's home to do his Smodcast. Penn & Teller vs. Jay & Silent Bob, Kevin vs. vegetables, & the Wonderful World of Pinker.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 24m

Kostya Kimlat (part II)

Kostya Kimlat returns to Think Like A Magician with his wife, Amy. Women in magic, getting really close with an audience, & what to do in Florida.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1844m 12s

Kostya Kimlat (part I)

Fool Us! fooler Kostya Kimlat & his wife Amy join Penn with tales of Soviet communism, Elvis impersonators, diaries, & revisiting art.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1843m 2s

Paid People Applauding For Imaginary Cakes

Penn lends reality to a reality show about cakes. He also takes his daughter out on the road for the first time. The Cake vs. Pie battle rages on.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1858m 10s

We Are Goats Who Make Cheese.

Penn cracks his head three times in three days. Reddi-Rich was kicked in the kidney & saw people die. How to get out of a fight, Ringo's drum set, & a new opening for the Penn & Teller show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 40s

Sitting On Up High

2001: A Space Odyssey, Hill Bill in Calgary & Dominican Republic, pies, & a tweeker story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 6m

The Monkeys Were Right!

Stephen Fry, Ray Comfort, traditional comedy props, & how hard it is to be God.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1850m 3s

Donald Trump, Tom Arnold, & Penn Jillette: A Whole Lot Of Crazy

Tom Arnold's quest for Trump videos, Penn & Teller slot machine stories, the Jerry Lewis estate auction, The Happiness Curve, & 36 Arguments For The Existence Of God.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1858m 9s

Mother's Day At Grauman's Chinese Restaurant

The Director's Cut premiere with Ron Jeremy; Mother's Day; & we're gonna be phlebotomists.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1854m 18s

I Hope Captain Marvel Has Real Topiary & Fountains

Avengers: Infinity War, saying goodbye to Bob Dorough, & things Penn likes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1857m 13s

Unlike Nothing You've Never Seen Before

Goudeau's rocket science adventure, Teller's Macbeth, & what to do during emergency landings.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 5m

If I Pretend I'm A Woman, Will You Pretend It's A Strap On?

Penn fails his carny talking idols. Matt's gets put in his place by an audience member. Red Alert: Bob Dylan makes whiskey now. Good-bye, sober Penn? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 14m

Germans Hate Traffic Cones

Penn's addresses hypocrisy... again. A non-violent Penn took down a tour crew member years ago. Matt has an issue with a neighbor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 3m

Penn Is Not James Bond

Annie Baker's The Flick, the CW's Black Lighting, & empathy in art.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1855m 39s

David Byrne Ripped Off Penn Jillette!

Steven Banks, Johnny Thompson's new book & documentary, & Penn sees David Byrne's current tour.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1849m 47s

Tony & Max Fitzpatrick (part II)

Tony & Max Fitzpatrick return with stories from the sets of their movies & television projects, Houdini, & the best advice from the best directors.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1853m 59s

Tony & Max Fitzpatrick (part I)

Artist Tony Fitzpatrick (Patriot's Jack Birdbath) & his son Max join Penn in Chicago. Casino scams, lie detectors, & doing drugs on your death bed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1851m 44s

The Dog Whiner

More mantids, Matt's new show Opium, & a gallon of Tobasco.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 6m

Mike Jones: The Show Before The Show

Jonesy stops by with a copy of his new bebop duet with Penn, The Show Before The Show. Being bitter, supporting Aerosmith, breaking Moxie's bike, & Jonesy's version of the Green Mill story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 7m

Penn Doesn't Vomit At The Green Mill

Watching buskers at the Fremont Street Experience, playing at the jazz club, another Google-translated review of The Show Before The Show, & a funky pigeon.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 17m

Conjecture Farm

Farming octopuses, vasectomies as vacations, & Penn's sales techniques.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1850m 11s

David Wain (part II)

A Futile & Stupid Gesture director David Wain returns. Creating pilots, The State & Childrens Hospital, National Lampoon's Lemmings, & Martin Mull.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1853m 29s

David Wain (part I)

Memory isn't real, A Futile & Stupid Gesture, breaking the fourth wall, & calling Michael O'Donoghue with Wet Hot American Summer director David Wain.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1843m 21s

We Spinning Dick, Swinging Play

Penn & Jonesy's album The Show Before The Show is released on Learning new skills late in life, improving intonation after 40, & Matt discloses nothing about some new shows in Vegas.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1851m 38s

Annette Has Soft Mouth

Goudeau tours Taipei & Idaho. Vocal coach John Henny ( spends the day with Penn. College hoops & how to catch a bat.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1859m 14s

David Kwong (part II)

More on ABC's Deception, prized crosswords, Scrabble, A.I. vs ai, escape rooms, & secret yets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1849m 24s

David Kwong (part I)

Deception producer David Kwong calls in to talk TV, magic, & cryptic crosswords.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1846m 37s

Windshield Confessional

Penn discovers violence is sexy, saves Jewel's life, & changes his mind about Cirque du Soleil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 8m

An Easy Rider

Piff fills in as guest host while Penn & Teller's Fool Us! production begins. Replacing Mr. Piffles, being paid in cash, solving apartheid, & we finally figure out the problem with Hitler.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1848m 5s


The exciting conclusion of Goudeau's Romania story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1847m 41s

I Can't Lift My Arms

Goudeau has TSA trouble, Jason Garfield's customized 14 minute workout, & Psychic Hill Bill sees the Penn & Teller show for the first time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/1848m 14s

Penn is in Cirque du Soleil's Otter Bar.

Annie Baker, hot air balloons, Mike Nesmith's band, Goudeau makes the list, & Penn guests on Scorpion & Cirque du Soleil's One Drop.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
01/11/181h 17m

Who Can I Blame?

Averting disaster on The Steve Harvey Show, Goudeau leaves for Romania, & propaganda testing our limits of free speech.
01/11/181h 6m

Adam Carolla at Cleopatra's Barge (part II)

The finale of the Blah Blah Blog Game, Celebrity Apprentice stories, DJ Tiësto vs Paris Hilton, & The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island. (Recorded at Cleopatra’s Barge in Caesar’s Palace.)
01/11/1847m 3s

Adam Carolla at Cleopatra's Barge (part I)

Penn visits The Adam Carolla Show at Cleopatra's Barge in Caesar's Palace. The Danny Hillis spoonbending story, the Blah Blah Blog Game, & guys you cannot hang out with.
01/11/1846m 25s

SciBabe Yvette d'Entremont (part II)

Michael Phelps, Gwyneth Paltrow, & diet skepticism with the SciBabe, Yvette d’Entremont (
01/11/181h 9m

SciBabe Yvette d'Entremont (part I)

Wild boy Kaspar Hauser, sauna competitions, how CSI ruined everything, & making explosives with the SciBabe, Yvette d'Entremont (
01/11/1852m 40s

Pete Holmes Made It Weird (part II)

Drugs & all things spiritual with Crashing creator Pete Holmes.
01/11/181h 9m

Pete Holmes Made It Weird (part I)

Penn visits Pete Holmes' podcast You Made It Weird. Pete's show Crashing, sexy body signing, memory tricks, & living Dylan's fabricated past.
01/11/181h 9m

Cher Share Show

Cher's stage show, Psychic Hill Bill plays the hills of Kentucky, Goudeau's new pancake technique, book updates, & bad dick days.
01/11/1854m 38s

But Butt Show

In search of silent retreats, mantid eggs on the web, Pete Holmes' Crashing, & driveway collisions.
01/11/1858m 33s

The Surprising Randi (part II)

Reflections on Harry Blackstone, Uri Geller, Richard Feynman, & choosing between causes.
01/11/1851m 30s

The Surprising Randi (part I)

Amazing Randi surprises us with a visit. American citizenship & colleges, Christopher Hitchens, magic instructionals, & fake memories.
01/11/1857m 56s

The Black Mirror Story

A joke that's already in the PSS back catalog, an old story that's most definitely not in the PSS back catalog, the Goldwater Rule, Michael Wolff's Fire & Fury, & fishing shows.
01/11/1856m 10s

Berry Berry Tum Tums

A vegan restaurant plays Cajun, Pete Holmes plays Penn's shaman, Paul Shaffer plays Vegas, & Goudeau plays a heart attack.
01/11/181h 0m

Julieanna Hever & Ray Cronise (part II)

Julieanna & CrayRay continue the discussion of their new book, Idiot's Guide to Plant-Based Nutrition, 2nd Edition. Fear of a new diet, macro confusion, the asymmetry of the caloric equation, & bad metaphors.
01/11/181h 10m

Julieanna Hever & Ray Cronise (part I)

Julieanna & CrayRay visit to discuss their update to her book, Idiot's Guide to Plant-Based Nutrition, 2nd Edition.
01/11/1846m 37s

Woody Aragon (part II)

Woody has questions for Penn & more tricks for you to try at home, or at work, or at the gym, but definitely not while driving to work, unless you're in a fully autonomous car & you aren't subject to laws requiring your hands on the steering wheel regardless. Also, you'll need a deck of cards.
01/11/1848m 38s

Woody Aragon (part I)

Woody Aragon shares his thoughts on his trick Love Ritual, Juan Tamariz & Spanish magic.
01/11/1848m 52s

Lawrence O'Donnell's Playing With Fire (part II)

The second half of our one-on-one with MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell & how Trump fits into his new book, Playing with Fire: The 1968 Election and the Transformation of American Politics.
01/11/1854m 4s

Lawrence O'Donnell's Playing With Fire

A one-on-one with MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell about his new book Playing with Fire: The 1968 Election and the Transformation of American Politics.
01/11/181h 3m

Hill Bill Kills!

Jason Garfield's Skillcon 2017, mantids for the home, & one-armed jugglers.
01/11/1857m 9s

Platelet Humiliation

Penn's embarrassing blood donation, Hill Bill's sneak preview, & we respond to a troll.
01/11/181h 1m

The Happy Bird with Piff the Magic Dragon

Hockey games, halftime hijinx, dirty water dogs, & dolphin murder at Great America.
01/11/181h 18m

Fish Burgers with Piff the Magic Dragon

We continue our holiday tradition of welcoming Piff the Magic Dragon & his Piffmas Pifftacular. The trappings of success: caloric surplus, fake coffee, a new weight system, disproportionate candy, & difficult ad copy.
01/11/181h 6m

Proper Credit To Glenn Beck

Penn speculates why things will continue to get better - with or without Trump - in part two of his visit with Glenn Beck from January, 2017.
01/11/1850m 45s

Give Glenn Beck A Chance

Penn visits Glenn Beck at his fancy-pants studio in Texas. Being wrong, skepticism vs. cynicism, & the philosophy of Penn & Teller.
01/11/1842m 56s

Fuck Off, Emily Dickinson

Penn's liner notes for the new Bob Dylan package, Goudeau goes to Yosemite, Penn & Teller put a two-year-old in charge of the show, & smoking monkeys aren't funny anymore.
01/11/181h 8m

Bella Donna Eyes

Matt's roast battle, unboxing videos, & chemical dating tips.
01/11/1851m 35s

Danica Patrick Is An Aries

Live comedy Foley artists, the Las Vegas autonomous shuttle, Danica Patrick, & Penn's liner notes for the new Bob Dylan box set.
01/11/181h 9m

iTUM: The Apple Talking Unicorn Machine

Updating OS is a marshmallow test. Bird calls from Louisiana, Penn & Piff's favorite feature on their new phones, & we try to get free products from Apple.
01/11/181h 6m

Gilbert Gives The Finger

In celebration of his new documentary Gilbert: A Gilbert Gottfried Story, here's Part II of our interview covering his film & television career, autism, Curtis "Booger" Armstrong, & talkin' horse movies.
01/11/1847m 12s

Gilbert Gottfried - The Lost Episode

Last year, we recorded an episode with Gilbert Gottfried & saved it for a rainy day. Then we forgot all about it. We found it just in time for the release of his new documentary, Gilbert: A Gilbert Gottfried Story.
01/11/1853m 18s

One Quarter Of A TED Talk, With Professor Abigail Marsh

The second half of our discussion with Georgetown University Associate Professor of Psychology Abigail Marsh about her book The Fear Factor: How One Emotion Connects Altruists, Psychopaths, and Everyone In-Between.
01/11/181h 1m

Professor Doctor Author Abigail Marsh

Georgetown University Associate Professor of Psychology Abigail Marsh teaches us about the connections between altruism, fear, & psychopathy.
01/11/1857m 5s

Halloween Clown Makeup Tutorial

Matt & Goudeau go to conventions, our clown make-up seminar, & all we want to do is talk to Donny Osmond.
01/11/181h 3m

London the Magnificent Meets Penn & Teller

Having coffee & meeting London the Magnificent in Canada, messing up the Egg Bag trick, & a fan quotes Penn to Penn.
01/11/181h 4m

Pushback Tugs

Matt learns magic from Teller & Springsteen. Goudeau celebrates Pier 39's anniversary. Penn & Z go to a Renaissance fair. Moxie wins a horse competition. Everybody wants to be a phlebotomist.
01/11/181h 15m

Forest Welders

Penn & Teller: Fool Us is renewed for season 5. James Suzman's Affluence Without Abundance, The Fear Factor by Abigail Marsh, & a kind letter from young magician London the Magnificent.
01/11/1857m 33s

The Lion Eating Poet

Penn writes a poem, Goudeau's trip to China, & more on the new Penn & Teller slot machine.
01/11/181h 19m

Praying With My Ball Squeezing Hand

The Las Vegas tragedy episode.
01/11/181h 9m

Kurt Andersen (part II)

The second half of our interview with Public Radio International's Studio 360 host Kurt Andersen, discussing his new book, Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History. Thanks again to Brent Spear & Zoe Thrall at Studio at The Palms Resort Casino for the ISDN connection. Recorded September 18, 2017.
01/11/1857m 3s

Kurt Andersen (part I)

Public Radio International's Studio 360 host Kurt Andersen calls in from WNYC to discuss his new book, Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History. Thanks to Brent Spear & Zoe Thrall at Studio at The Palms Resort Casino for the ISDN connection.
01/11/1846m 4s

Scoopfest 2017 (part II)

Live from Scoopfest 2017. A Desert Bus VR update, how to learn magic, ethics & morality, running for president, & an uncomfortable moment with Richard Turner.
01/11/181h 4m

Scoopfest 2017 (part I)

Live from Scoopfest 2017. Robert Mueller the Third, Penn & Teller play their new slot machine, & a new appreciation for American football.
01/11/1857m 53s

For Table Hopping, You Don't Want Real Frogs.

Penn announces he is involved in an upcoming Bob Dylan project. Matt updates his Psychic HillBilly Show. Heavily restrained poetry, typewriters, The Beat Museum, & defending The Beatles' The End.
01/11/181h 8m

Recreational Colonoscopy

Penn gets a taste of Jackson Juice, conducts a wedding, & performs as Pop The Magic Dragon for the first time.
01/11/181h 11m

What's The Fastest A Sports Thing Goes?

Penn defends Joel Osteen & invents baseball. Notes on Fool Us! Episode 408, Jeff Ross at the Jerry Lewis memorial, & jai alai.
01/11/181h 2m

White Socks, A Monkees Hat, & No Fly

Contrasting the hurricane strategies of Randi & Kramer. Vacation day clothes, a Rare & Inappropriate meal, Pop the Magic Dragon's night out, alliteration confusion, & ball cradling.
01/11/1856m 14s

That's A Good Idea. Now Smell My Hanky

Matt learns magic. Everybody hates PowerPoint. Asi Wind's thoughts on David Blaine's bullet catch. Salmon can't run, Jackie Vernon, unicorns of the sea, & bears on berries.
01/11/181h 12m

Life is Crazy; They Renamed A Fish

Questions about a new digital clock in Show Creators Studios, Trump's charity pledge & Day of Prayer, Matt's political career, showering clowns, & people falling.
01/11/181h 7m

...& My Dog.

More fudge, gators, Jason Aldean, the man who invented protein, & a mid-season review of Fool Us!
01/11/181h 0m

Necklace Of Hungadee, Or Baily Beads

Fudge at school, "Resist", & the 2017 eclipse, featuring Lawrence Krauss, a glowing mountain, & yoga.
01/11/1859m 58s

I've Always Relied On The Kindness Of Scientists

Matt apologizes for setting up Penn & Teller to fail. Goudeau sees a cow made of butter. We don't know anything, except for fair food.
01/11/181h 2m

I Love Jerry Lewis & Newfoundland

Penn's tribute to Jerry Lewis, & a sincere apology to the people of Newfoundland.
01/11/181h 19m

Holly & Anne Tell Us Where Babies Come From.

Anne Buchanan (author of The Mermaid's Tale: Four Billion Years of Cooperation in the Making of Living Things) & Holly Dunsworth (Sociology & Anthropology department chair for the University of Rhode Island) tell us when we learned about where babies come from. Their argument has far-reaching implications against strict Darwinists & the religious.
01/11/1853m 38s

Pistachios, Jack, & a Pixelated Pic of Roger Daltrey

One man attempts to ruin The Who concert at Caesar's Palace for Penn. The trouble with Troublewit & Chapeaugraphy. Penn & Teller put the trick that doesn't work back in the show just in time for the Magic Live convention.
01/11/181h 0m

Trump Is Not Big Brother, He's Little Dope

A behind-the-scenes look into an upcoming episode of Crashing, another behind-the-scenes look into a possible episode of Archer, and a "literally shocking" in-front-of-the-scenes review of 1984 on Broadway.
01/11/181h 1m

Pop, The Magic Neglectful Father

Penn is fitted for his new favorite roll. Happy 110,000th Birthday to Reddi-Rich. Teller is a meme, episode 4 of Fool Us! season 4, & Penn learns he is performing for Grocers, not Groshers.
01/11/1859m 29s

Trump (Not The Smartest Guy In A Foot Locker)

The U.S government is doing great. Jo De Rijck corrects us about Chicken Curry. Season 4, episode 3 of Penn & Teller: Fool Us!, & this one time at tech camp....
01/11/181h 7m

Separate But Equal Crab Dances

Penn plays Roger Ailes in a musical. Backstage at the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Starbucks, cold brew, & wineries.
01/11/181h 11m

Flush Your Money Down A Rat Hole

Penn is fooled by medicine & a chicken, a defense of Richard Dawkins, & Chop and Steele (Joe Pickett & Nick Prueher) Skype in to discuss their legal troubles over pranking TV stations.
01/11/181h 2m

Brutal Possum Gene

Penn's tribute to George Romero & Dawn of the Dead. James Lovell, Goudeau's whale shark encounter, & Matt's racist moment.
01/11/181h 7m

The Last Ringling Clown

A letter from the Ringling Bros. And Barnum & Bailey Greatest Show On Earth's last clown, Matthew Lish. Details on ScoopFest 2017, Peter Pitofsky, Ask a Magic Libertarian, & Klaus the cross-country cyclist.
01/11/181h 2m

Sleep Is An Opinion

Season 4 of Penn & Teller: Fool Us! premieres on the CW network. Richard Turner, Dai Vernon, consent in magic, & changing how game show contestants are treated.
01/11/181h 1m

Gone Fishin' With Roger Stone

The full Roger Stone experience at Mensa. Penn goes fishing with Shimmy Disc founder Kramer. Cool clocks & Colgate.
01/11/1855m 51s

Five Percent Behind The Beat

Penn & Teller are mistaken for another act. Goudeau disappoints Quiet Riot. Reddi has an offbeat encounter.
01/11/181h 4m

We Must Each Try To Be Our Own Giant Monkey

Big Star Little Star, fish & chips, Viet Kong, & Manchester.
01/11/181h 6m

To Barrel Or Not To Barrel

Penn returns from the UK tour with tales of pain & misery, giant chocolate bars, & God's conspiracy against the Penn & Teller show.
01/11/1857m 55s

Father Time with Jamie Kaler II

The second half of Penn's conversation with Jamie Kaler & Andy Lerner from the Father Time podcast. Mike Nesmith, video games, privacy, tee-totaling, & how celebrity atheist parents affects children.
01/11/1855m 52s

Rich Little II

Showbiz icon Rich Little shares more impersonations in stories about Paul Lynde, Tony Randall, Ed Sullivan, Jimmy Durante, Dean Martin, & Frank Sinatra.
01/11/181h 6m

Father Time with Jamie Kaler

Penn visits Jamie Kaler's laundry room for the Father Time podcast. Bally broads, bringing up babies, bands without drums, being on the road, & jazz bullshit.
01/11/1853m 21s

Rich Little

Rich Little weaves his characters into stories about old Las Vegas, classic talk shows, former presidents, & people not recognizing themselves in impersonations.
01/11/1847m 30s

Martin Mull II

Penn continues his conversation about art with mentor Martin Mull. Tony Fitzpatrick, Steve Martin, finding your artistic voice, & fountains.
01/11/1855m 5s

Tim Jenison at MONA II

Penn continues his visit with Newtek founder Tim Jenison at The Museum of Old & New Art in Tasmania. James Turrell's light experiments, skinny dipping in the Jurassic Park Experience at Marion Bay, & Penn's Vermeer.
01/11/1858m 39s

Martin Mull

Penn visits Martin Mull at Adam Carolla's studio. Martin's comedy act, television career, & albums. Features Jesus Is Easy, Honor Roll, A Girl Your Size (How Could I Not Miss), & Partly Marion.
01/11/181h 0m

Tim Jenison at MONA I

Penn visits Newtek founder Tim Jenison at The Museum of Old & New Art in Tasmania, where Tim's exhibit & experiments are currently on display. Tim's Vermeer, MONA's unique collection & its patron David Walsh.
01/11/181h 6m

Penn Is Off To England

Details on Penn & Teller's UK tour, malt vinegar, the Railroad Crossing Detective, & how to properly call 911.
01/11/1848m 30s

Feces, Ring, Grunt, Jack

Vegas gets a hockey team. Movie Night & Roger Moore, lost wedding rings, & how to cheat at chess.
01/11/1852m 56s

Ask The Magic Atheist (Volume 1)

Z's zombie party, Pascal's Wager, atheist values, religion at funerals, the Fine-Tuning Problem, & old white guys talking about pie.
01/11/1851m 24s

You Can Go Topless On Supreme Court Yelp

Stealing first class, defending Lou Reed, 5-star charging, the Zanti Misfits, & acting sexy.
01/11/1849m 23s

Pan Dandy's Death Sputum

Penn's family are racing pigeons. Lance Burton rides again, Top Gear, & setting butter on fire. In the Land of the Incompetent, Goudeau is king.
01/11/1850m 46s

I'm A Pierce Morgan Kind Of Guy

Mother's Day stories. Penn & Teller visit The Magic Circle. London likes Dylan, Penn likes London, & Matt pitches custom podcasts.
01/11/1854m 51s

The Marijuana Conference

Penn's keynote speech on freedom at the 5th Annual Marijuana Business Conference & Expo.
01/11/181h 1m

Truth & Storytelling at the DevLearn Conference & Expo

Penn tells the truth about telling the truth while telling stories during his keynote speech at the eLearning Guild's most recent DevLearn Conference & Expo, featuring his fire eating act.
01/11/181h 5m

Mark Fight Can't Blow Up A Bottle

Parenthood is a suicide watch. We apologize for being privileged. The Heineken ad, Harari's Sapiens, & blowing up bottles on the beach.
01/11/181h 14m

Cupcakes On The Moon

Penn walks to a fancy pants Hollywood premiere without his fancy pants, then impersonates Neil Gaiman. The Pitchfords have a party. Dennis Miller, Nathan Fillion, & Desert Bus 1.001.
01/11/181h 10m

Peter Boghossian at the Center for Science & Wonder (part 2)

Penn continues his fire-free fireside chat with philosophy professor Peter Boghossian about the strategies in his book, A Manual for Creating Atheists.
01/11/181h 42m

Peter Boghossian at the Center for Science & Wonder (part 1)

Penn talks with philosophy professor Peter Boghossian - the author of A Manual for Creating Atheists - about morality, atheism, & PC culture in American universities.
01/11/181h 21m

The Packaging Of Outrage

Penn is outraged by United outrage. Goudeau has a run-in with the law, & bids a juggling act to the Penn & Teller show. P&T do motion capture for a new virtual reality project.
01/11/181h 6m

First Liar Doesn't Stand A Chance

Matt & Penn each have unruly audience members. Zolten baits a sea lion. Easter stories & punching deer.
01/11/181h 14m

Singing Songs to Fish

Chemical weapons; modern fruit, cookies, & olives; Matt's weight, & Penn versus Teller.
01/11/181h 17m

I'll Stuff Your Olive By Hand

Our tribute to Don Rickles. Ira Glass asks Penn to tell the truth. Matt is in a music video near an alien brothel, & magic questions from an 8th grader.
01/11/181h 12m

Starbucks As Currency

The Nigerian Spam Scam Scam review, for real this time. Penn considers hearing aids, Zolten's acting coaching, pancakes with dirtballs, & defunding Planned Parenthood/the NEA/Sesame Street.
01/11/181h 1m

Mark Wahlburg Craftily Tricks Penn Into Eating A Hamburger

Penn reviews Dean Cameron's Nigerian Spam Scam Scam. Writing jokes, practicing juggling, & Mark Wahlburg helps Penn & Teller - but especially Penn - at Wahlburgers.
01/11/181h 11m

Sorry About The Pain au Chocolat, Ryan Gosling.

Penn meets Peyton Manning & Ryan Gosling. Matt is Sean Spicer at 50 Shades: The Parody. Songs that define you in your twenties, & a Pig Latin poem.
01/11/181h 16m

Relentless Midges

Getting the car to the driveway on empty. The Penn & Teller show is interrupted for a lozenge. Season Four of Fool Us! wraps, Heimlich, & Penn's codeine addiction.
01/11/181h 7m

We're All On Alert For Mass Murderers.

Part Two from @Nerdvana in Frisco, Texas, with the Pitchfords. How to open a restaurant, how to be one of those adults with plans, & how to get recognized at peep shows, or not.
01/11/1855m 15s

If You're Going to Swallow A Live Mouse, Cut Its Nails

Brett Loudermilk joins us at the Pitchfords' @Nerdvana Coffee in Frisco, Texas, to talk sword swallowing, David Blaine, & frogs.
01/11/181h 5m

Prison in Ensenada

The texts of breaking up, Get Out, unique names, & all of Penn's dreams are coming true.
01/11/181h 15m

The World's Most Expensive Card Trick

Penn & Teller almost shut down NBC. Penn unwittingly pays for Sarah's vacation. Hay fever & Matt's magic trick.
01/11/181h 7m

I Like Sweet Things From The World

Matt has an alcohol adventure as stage manager at 50 Shades! The Musical, Goudeau has kiteboarding adventure in Mexico, plus allergies & beekeeping.
01/11/181h 21m

Happy Birthday, Dean Stockwell

Penn's birthday, Penn & Teller's best TV bit, Donny Osmond is a nice guy, & Gilbert Gottfried calls in by accident, twice.
01/11/181h 4m

Living Wage: A Well Needed Some Sprant for his Bedit

Living wage, 300 Arguments by Sarah Manguso, Penn wonders if he is a rat dreaming about being human, & Matt's psychic bear necklace days.
01/11/181h 12m

Negging The Queen With Honey Brick Toast

Penn lets down an audience member with the breath of a chicken. He also discusses the possible true tragic expectations for Donny Jingles. Penn & Teller meet over Korean coffee.
01/11/181h 14m

Penn's Hypocrisy

Penn & Emily star in Love Letters. Matt steals a ham. Operation Avalanche, A Thief In The Night, & breast awareness survey results.
01/11/181h 5m

Bareback Conversation

Penn has a run in with TSA. The trick that doesn't work, "Indian" names, & Uber stories.
01/11/181h 18m

Do You Know Where Your Breasts Are?

Penn has a Valentine's Day date with Moxie. The Great Tomsoni's act is now in the show. Plus, breast & Brut sensitivity.
01/11/1859m 23s

Almost No One Wants a Talking Pig

The Harlem Globetrotters, chimeras, sentences from the New York Times, & Penn stops swearing.
01/11/1845m 0s

Jay Mohr (Part 2)

The theology half of Penn's visit to Jay Mohr's garage.
01/11/1844m 41s

Jay Mohr (Part 1)

Penn visits Jay Mohr's garage to share his thoughts on psychics & the performance of magic, & his dream that one day David Copperfield will portray Otto & George.
01/11/181h 11m

Piff's Mom's Mince Pies - Now With Aquarium!

Piff The Magic Dragon flew his mother over from Merry Ol' England with 11 mince pies. Here's what happened.
01/11/181h 6m

There's No Such Thing As Evil

Penn ruins Elvis' guitar, tackles the problem of evil, & accepts corrections from the congregation.

Guilt Round Up Spank Bank

Penn insults an audience member, Matt is almost famous, & Goudeau saves Sunday morning. Plus, perfumed performance art.
01/11/181h 10m

Windshield Wipers

Women's marches, over-drumming, & trying to reconcile front & rear windshield wiper rhythms.
01/11/181h 10m

London Titty Spy

Penn's oft-requested Year in Review: the list of art he enjoyed in 2016.
01/11/181h 9m

Goudeau and (&) Penn Lose Their Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey, Greatest Show on Earth Clown College Accreditation

How alumni from Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey, Greatest Show on Earth's Clown College feel about the demise of the shows.
01/11/181h 33m

Parti Poodle Penn Becomes a Kiwi

Penn's travels to New Zealand, a new poodle-dog, & the Jillette family/Goudeau family escape room experience.
01/11/181h 22m

The Guam Part of My Brain, & Racquetball

Penn picks up Moxie from school. The Grand Canyon in the dark, racquetball in the movies, & a cool thing you might try after sex.
01/11/181h 18m

Episode 253: New Year's Day 2017

Our first New Year's Day celebration. Some of Penn's bad ideas: Electric Boy, Broken Arm Magic, & standing outside in the sleeting snow of Times Square wearing nothing but underwear.
01/11/181h 2m

The Christmas Episode

Christmas traditions, Cajun comfort food, & that rat bastard Andy Williams.
01/11/181h 11m

Johnny Kats: Las Vegas Man-About-Town

Reporter John Katsilometes gives a Las Vegas backstage tour, with Jerry Lewis, Criss Angel, David Copperfield, photo opportunities, & zombie showgirls.
01/11/181h 56m

Piff Presents Resenting Day

UK vs US food, holidays, & branding, plus time travel, with Piff the Magic Dragon.
01/11/181h 31m

Pluto's Moon Is Full Of Antifreeze

Penn defends his flag burning. The World's Greatest bass player plays at Penn's home. A Moxie mic drop.
01/11/181h 33m

Rudy Coby

Magician Rudy Coby stops by to talk hospital security, Marilyn Manson & Labman.
01/11/181h 21m

I'm The Pluto Of My Wife's Eye!

Pence visits Hamilton. Moxie does improv. Tuna dip & David Blaine's bullet catch.
01/11/181h 17m

Motherfucker Is In Way Over His Head. He Needs A Truffle Dog!

Recorded in front of a live Scoopfest audience. With Trump's election, Penn is now an enemy of the state. Paul Mattingly speaks a little Klingon, & Goudeau wants a truffle dog.
01/11/181h 29m

I Drove a Goddamned Tank Through My House

The experiences shooting Penn's movie, The Grounds. Travel takes Penn to the Carnegie Deli in Manhattan and Chicago for the Cub's World Series celebration. 416 people have lost 19,892 pounds inspired by "Presto."
01/11/181h 31m

The Slammer's Last Stand

In celebration of the demise of The Slammer this week, this is the final episode recorded there. Penn explains his attraction to - & reservations about - libertarianism & atheism.
01/11/181h 27m

When It Says Rain In the Script, Cross It Out

Acting on Code Black, & the trials of making the low budget horror film The Grounds.
01/11/181h 45m

Congratulations, Bob!

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature. Filming the TV show Code Black and Penn's movie The Grounds. Also, more dieting info.
01/11/181h 45m

Red, Not Red.

Penn gives Clinton advice on how to destroy Trump. 19,000 pounds lost on our non-vegan "hoax" diet. Penn has blonde hair!
01/11/181h 39m

Cork it With Cadaver Bone

Shouldn't Trump be called Mr. Piggy? Why we shouldn't look at Mr. Piggy's tax return, dental surgery, & the Penn & Teller slot machine.
01/11/181h 31m

Hold Your Breath & Stay Still

Penn eats the hottest pepper on earth, & attends the premier of Jerry Lewis' new movie Max Rose. Why do Penn & Teller appear in My Little Pony? The presidential debates are bumming our shit.
01/11/181h 36m

We Will Talk About Fucking A Duck At The Drop Of A Hat

Penn flies a hang glider with The Passing Zone's Owen Morse. Johnny Thompson & Penn perform in the Brookledge Follies. Crawfish as pets, & bear testing products.
01/11/181h 41m

Greatest Question Ever

Penn is asked the greatest question ever. Service jobs, driving in a gorilla suit, & the end of Howard Johnson's.
01/11/181h 36m

In Defense of Anthony Weiner

Penn defends Anthony Weiner, & does a card trick at The Bucket Show. Presto! audio book bloopers. Moxie appears on Fool Us. Penn struggles to pronounce "Chipotle".
01/11/181h 30m


The Slammer garage sale, Penn & Teller appear on The Late Late Show, & we make our case for Gary Johnson appearing in the presidential debate.
01/11/181h 35m

Predator Confusion

Penn puts a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on his car. We announce the dates of the Slammer garage sale, & Marvel asks Penn to write a Spiderman & Deadpool story.
01/11/181h 34m

Presto! at Live Talks Los Angeles

Matt & Penn at the Q&A for Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales.
01/11/181h 16m

Young Americans For Liberty 2016 & Reason's Nick Gillespie

Penn's preaches libertarianism for the Young Americans for Liberty at the Catholic University of America, plus a conversation with Nick Gillespie about Trump, Dylan, & Presto!Footage courtesy of &
01/11/181h 42m

Beaver Cleaver & the Attractive Slots

What it is to be American, a radio magic trick, Mahdi Gilbert's sleight of no hand, & the campaign promise to put a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on Penn's car.
01/11/181h 44m

Shimmy Naked Up The Pistachio Tree To Skinny Dip With Donald Trump

Goudeau's kiteboarding trip, The Skinny Dip on Amazon Prime, & the man who saved Penn by pirating passwords.
01/11/181h 38m

Four Preachers vs. Penn: Better Get Another Guy

Matt had a car crash. Season 3 of Penn & Teller: Fool Us premieres on CW. The Preachers question Penn's atheism on Fox.
01/11/181h 38m

You May Not Understand This, But We're Right (& Parts for A Third)

The NRO gives NASA new giant telescopes, a discussion of the benefits of base 12, & David Copperfield gets a new house.
01/11/181h 32m

Ungrateful Wretch or Whiny Loser?

Obama's nighttime routine, our co-host beats Gilbert Gottfried, & when it's OK to quit.
01/11/181h 34m

Trumply Whiplash Trumps It Up

Love wins, even when it loses. Trump finds Jesus. TSA, & Tomsoni's "Gambler's Ballad".
01/11/181h 37m

Penn's Punk Ass Dad & Banana Slugs

Penn talks about seeing "In & Of Itself" (Derek DelGaudio's show) & Dylan, plus Father's Day stories.
01/11/181h 35m

The Unstoppable Force Versus the Blubbering Object

Penn reviews his Reason Rally performance & meeting with evangelist Ray Comfort
01/11/181h 39m

Billy West Returns

Billy West returns to talk dual citizenship, democracy, dwarves, & Dorchester.
01/11/181h 28m

John Davidson & Atheism in the Navy? That's Incredible!

Penn talks about why we're Libertarians. John Davidson calls in to talk about the upcoming Reason Rally, & Petty Officer Andrew Ross stops by to tell us his experiences with Atheism in the military.
01/11/181h 38m

2016 Libertarian Presidential Debate

Penn moderates the final debate for the Libertarian Party's 2016 nomination, with candidates Austin Petersen, Gary Johnson & John McAfee. Courtesy of The Blaze.
01/11/181h 41m

Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson

Presidential Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson stops by to tell us why he'd be a great president of the United States.
01/11/181h 41m

The Nobel Prize For Bachelorette Parties

Penn explains his rock climbing bachelorette party idea. Snake Island sounds terrifying, & we talk about the New York Times article about The Biggest Loser.
01/11/181h 41m

Vintage Nudes 2.0 Now at Show Creators Studios

The first show from the new room at Show Creators Studios. Penn & Teller do a show in their 1400 seat room for 7 people. Plus, lessons about Beethoven.
01/11/181h 33m

The Last Show From the Slammer!

Yep. It's the last show from Penn's former home, The Slammer. We bid farewell to Vintage Nudes Studio, then discuss how best to demolish it, Mike Tyson's Undisputed Truth, Prince, joking about diabetes, & the new Penn & Teller magic kit.
01/11/181h 37m

The Great Tomsoni

Johnny Thompson visits to talk harmonicas, magic, sideshow & scams.
01/11/181h 46m

Piff The Magic Dragon II

Piff the Magic Dragon interrupts his North American tour to talk props, pronunciations, & pockets.
01/11/181h 29m

Clay Aiken Calls In To Call Out Trump

Clay Aiken calls in to talk Trump. Goudeau goes to a date farm. Penn has a problem with a proselytizer.
01/11/181h 35m

Feel Our Johnson. Gary Johnson.

POTUS candidate Governor Gary Johnson talks libertarian politics. Penn describes his trip to have sugar on snow.
01/11/181h 30m

Momma Bear's Ball Hat Fits Just Right

Atheists seek understanding. Penn makes an appearance on Dr. Oz, & we open some great gifts from our congregationalists.
01/11/181h 30m

Never Mind, Donny Jingles; Give Me the Orange Stegosaurus.

We will no longer call him "Trump". The Most Patient Man in the Universe, free will, Zootopia, & working without pants.
01/11/181h 34m

Revolution Is Like Masturbating With the Other Hand

We talk about Louis CK's assessment of Trump. Penn's new book, Presto: How I Made 100+ Pounds Magically Disappear is available for pre-sale, & Goudeau crashes his RC airplane.
01/11/181h 32m

Why Don't You Sit On a Pie?

Penn tells a couple of stories about his community standards, & we send our love to the Grand Dame of the Magic Castle, Irene Larson.
01/11/181h 31m
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