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COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4). 
Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):
 
Look at all the other stuff we've done:
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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The 6 Pods of Christmas: Day6

The 6 Pods of Christmas: Day5

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4). 
Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):
 
Look at all the other stuff we've done:
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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The 6 Pods of Christmas: Day4

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to and after Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4). Here is the ORIGINAL xmas special. Enjoy
 
In a festive podcast Tom and Jack discuss Christmas, staff Christmas parties and the date this could possibly be broadcast; they also exchange Secret Santa presents - all from Tom's basement. There's a celebrity interview straight from the bottom of Santa's sack and what could possibly be the final TSIFATVSILBTSATTVSSAWUIC. Originally broadcast (probably) 16/12/2016.
 
Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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The 6 Pods of Christmas: Day3 Woah, Nelly! The Christmas Special

The 6 Pods of Christmas: Day2

COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4). 
Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):
 
Look at all the other stuff we've done:
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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The 6 Pods of Christmas: Day1

This was an odd one. Another lockdown. We thought we'd watch Ralph Bakshi's animated version of the Lord of the Rings fro 1978. Originally this was going to be an episodic, filmed endeavour but as you will hear it went appalling. It went so badly that it actually has some value in being laughed at. 
So, yeah. You'll hear us trying to work out how to work a Zoom call. You might think this reflects poorly on us but YOU'VE downloaded it. So think on. Look at some good stuff we've done below:
 
Look at all the other stuff we've done:
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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BONUS: The Lord of the Rings: Waiting for Frodo

(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel. (You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do. Return of the Tom & Jack, come on. 
 
Hello again. In these strange and unprecedenzzzzzzzzzzzz. We're back. It's amazing what can happen in [check time since we last podcasted]. Here we discuss most of those things and also; Jack's legs, hot blood clots, Kim Wilde, Jack's stag do, Jack's wedding, Jack's dog, Tom's cats, mental health lip service, Buzz Aldrin fighting, mirror dimensions and why Jules Verne should piss off. More content soon. This is the new normal. If we get in trouble for anything expressed in this, it was taken out of context. Originally broadcast 30/10/2020.  

 
Look at all the other stuff we've done:
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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If You Put a Danny Dyer Into a Pot of Boiling Water

An episode deep from the archives. Tom is on holiday and Jack has bought himself a shack. No podcast for a week so fill your boots with some classic Radio Bicester ramblings.
Jack is going on holiday to Venice and Tom feels duty bound to warn him how bad it is. Tom has also nailed another smoking area celebrity interview - with Towely's Amy Childs. There's more gabbling and a TSIFSATVSILBTSATVSSAWUIC (NITT). Originally broadcast 08/05/2017.
 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Holidaze

Since Jack's got married he's acting like Kerry Katona did to the rest of Atomic Kitten after she met Brian McFadden. As such there's no new podcast. Joking of course! But he is being annoying and we should be back very soon. In the meantime, why not see how far we've come? Here are some weak observations; poorly performed. Actually it's quite good. Actually, actually I was only half listening in case we said anything hateful whilst playing Age of Empires III. And for fact fans, the first time Tom swore on live radio. So there's that.
After a brief sabbatical the 'Boys Are Back In Town' (that song wasn't played). Jack and Tom continue to battle with not using the name of the radio station they're broadcasting from and fill us in on what they've been up to during the week. Weddings and holidays are discussed and there's a brand new celebrity interview with Youtube star Alfie Deynes aka PointlessBlog. Originally broadcast 04/09/2017.
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: We Also Do Haircuts

Jack's still being selfish and having a wedding. And we're going scouting for his stag do and, unfortunately, he's making it all about himself. Selfish. Here's some old toot we found down the back of the sofa. 
 
An episode deep from the archives. Honestly, don't really know what was going on here. We were winding up Sean the producer for a long-forgotten slight and we wish him well wherever he is. And we hope he continues to evade the police so effectively. We also explained how to present the weather correctly, discuss job interviews, Jack has an Auction and other stuff. Text 'poor quality radio' to 0800 9345 2758 1827 99 8 000 0*67. Originally broadcast a long time ago. 
 
It's been marked as explicit 'cause one of us says arse and the other one spells it. Sorry about that. 
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: A Right Good Bath

Hello. We're still alive but Jack's stag do, Jack's wedding and endless other selfish endeavours are keeping us busy. Plus nothing has happened to either of us for sometime. Luckily we've been plugging away at this for years. As it's nearly Jack's wedding here's an episode when he was sad, lonely and motivated. Better days. Please don't think it's good though.
An episode deep from the archives. It's Valentine's Day, so Tom & Jack talk virginity, match making and more. Plus there's fresh Jack's Auction, The Films What You Saw, and a brand new game too.
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: V-Day Landings

An episode deep from the archives. I can't really remember if we were drunk or something on this. Strange one. Anyway, there's Jack's Auction and psychic chat. Never mind. Also Jack's live mixing is something else. Odd. Originally broadcast 20/03/2017.  
 
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Spiritual Healing

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This week we talk about COVID and that. And IKEA. And Godzilla. And how kids shouldn't have free school meals 'cause they shouldn't deserve them. And why statues are better than social justice. Listen, download, etc. Originally broadcast 28/06/2020. 
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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BONUS: Like a Randy Alley Cat

An episode deep from the archives. Tom is on holiday and Jack has bought himself a shack. No podcast for a week so fill your boots with some classic Radio Bicester ramblings.
 
Unfortunately Jack is ill. It's too early to celebrate and we may well be back soon. 
In this episode Jack goes to the spa. There's an Auction. And something about talking underwear.  Originally broadcast 07/06/2017. 
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Spa Wars

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This week we discuss the ongoing lockdown, VE day and conspiracies. What Annoyed Us was spelling and fearing people are dead. Plus we look at the most ludicrous birthday message ever committed to code on Vloggers Gone Wild. I don't even understand that as a thing. Originally broadcast 10/05/2020. 
 
Here's a film we made
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
Interview we done
 
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BONUS: It's a Boy Now Go Back to Bed

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This week What Annoyed Us was affairs with postmen and noisy, lonely neighbours. WE celebrate shoplifting falling and investigate Richie Rich. Plus there are existential laments aplenty. Please let this all end. originally broadcast 25/04/2020. 
 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
Watch Japanese House Cafe 
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BONUS: I've Tried Being Nice, I've Tried Being Not Nice

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This week we discuss Jack's gammy foot and his tragic birthday. There's talk of Mum's secret ham and good butter. The things that Annoyed Us This Week are lawns and loud phone speakers. Plus there's much debate on whether Eamon Holmes is Y'Alright or whether he is not Y'Alright or not. Is he? Who knows? Originally broadcast 14/04/2020. 
 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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BONUS: The 5G Conspiracy

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Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair CORONA, where we lay our scene. This is a podcast that was recorded across the internet. Here's our experiences of lockdown. Hopefully you enjoy it. Some of it. A bit of it. It'll silence your thoughts for a period of time. You've heard it. Alright, but it IS a podcast. And there is nothing you or I can do about that. Originally broadcast 03/04/2020. 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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BONUS: I'll Just Die of Loneliness Anyway

He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons? And all the non-believers? The plans that they have made? Because one day, I'll leave you. A phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the Tom & Jack parade."
This week we, somehow, cover colonoscopies, Desert Island Disks and the Catholic Church. Things that Annoyed Us This Week include sofas, houses, angry ex-policemen and mattress shopping. Oh yeah and Tom applies for Love Island. Listen and scream into your pillow with us! Originally broadcast 09/03/2020. 
 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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I Need This

My fist is balled Tom & Jack up against the wall, pencil drawn. This is just the song to go ballistic on, you just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher. I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological.
This week's podcast covers LinkedIn, work, Pop-up-Pirate (It's a Barrel of Fun), politeness, Spy Kids (HUSUFIAMM), Postman Pat People and Doubting Thomas. Oh and there's a Youtuber who films himself 12 hours after his girlfriend dies. Then tries to contact her on a ouija board. Good old fashioned family fun. All covered in Vloggers Gone Wild. No fireworks, no disasters. Originally broadcast 01/02/2020. 
 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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It'll Hop Straight Out Back to Its Lilypad

You waited this long to stop debating, 'cause I'm Tom & Jack, I'm on the rag and ovulating. I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem is complicating.
 
The Tom & Jack Podcast - brand new for 2020! This week there's debate over the new British army advert, advice on dealing with in-laws. Favourite characters such as Mark Francois and 'the Chucker' return. Postman Pat People are discussed, as is Tots TV. Tom is banned from TikTok. Jack is still a pornstar. The times they are a-changing. Why are you annoyed? Originally broadcast 12/01/2020.
 
 WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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People Don't Like Me Anyway

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong, (war is over if you want it) for the rich and the poor ones, the road is so long (war is over now). And so happy Christmas for Tom & Jack and for whites (war is over if you want it).


Hello. It's the most wonderful time of the year. There are festive what-annoyed-us(es), Jack tries to become a model in Reality Bustin' and the Tom & Jack Secret Santa is completed. There is a LOT of choice, abstract and provocative swearing this week. But we warned you. Privatise the police. Originally broadcast 22/12/2019. 
 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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The Christmas Special IV: Nothing's Right Eat Quorn

All Is Porn - The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. Porn of porns, says the Preacher, porn of pornities! All is.
This will forever be remembered as the episode where Jack realised - to his cost - he had become a pornstar. There's also lugubrious chat and sniping aplenty. Talk ranges from words, 'shoemakers', Tory twitter and Nazi market stalls. Then Jack proves Tom's wrath just and right by airing his personal business in public - forgetting that his own sloth had left him unable to take an editorial control. Then he became, justifiably some are saying, a star of the porn. Aren't all words? Originally broadcast 16/11/2019. 
 
WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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Jack in the Porn

For the fight of the year two boxing obsessives come together to give you the commentary you deserve. Insider gossip, behind the scenes action and debates which cut to the very core of the boxing. Also taking in such classic boxing topics as Frank Oz's limited range, Mark Wahlberg and PE teachers. A clash of the vloggers - the unofficial commentary, right here. As far as we can recall, to the best of our memory we watched this legally. Originally broadcast 10/11/2019. 
 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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BONUS: KSI vs Logan Paul 2: This Time It's Worth Even More Money

We've suffered the breaks. You know I still remember it, it keeps burning away, I know that you may take a while to come Tom & Jack around. This week features Star Trek, Budapest, our own biopics and a mistaken identity KSI-case. What Annoyed Us? Thanks for asking - well, racist royals, escape rooms and multi-nationals. Plus there's a bally old case of the rugger. Cloverfields, faasands of 'em . Originally broadcast 02/11/2019. 
 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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Tranquillised Barry White

I sit Tom & Jack with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag of this weed, it gives me the s**t needed to be, the most meanest MC on this—on this Earth.
 
This week there's tales from the front of being involved in the biggest repatriation since Dunkirk. Lions led by donkeys. Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us - everything but also McDonald's, powercuts and seat stealers. We touch base with the world of vanity in Vloggers Gone Wild and discuss Thomas Crook and baked beans. I haven't tasted fish like that since my wife died. Originally broadcast 14/10/2019.
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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Repatriation: a Thomas Cook Story

While my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun. He says death will give us Tom & Jack to god, just like the setting sun, its return to the lonesome ocean.
This week the Things What Have Annoyed Us are a homeless Inspector Gadget coat, Willy Wonka and dogging. In Reality Bustin' we plan to get on the Mail Online, boycott Whispnade Zoo and branch into merchandise with our own range of cards. Plus chat about MK1, Rick Waller, barbeques, Play Your Cards Right, Sunday Headaches, the Queen and Tony Blair. Originally broadcast 08/09/2019.
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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I've Got No More Masculate to Im

He was a skater boy, she said, "see you later, boy", he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space, she needed to come Tom & Jack down to Earth.
 
This week that was there's chat about scouts (again), holiday biscuits and how chocolate bars can help you identify health issues. We beg the zoo to let us be bitten by an animal in honour of Mike Posner, Air B'n'Bs and bonfires Annoyed Us This Week and we respond to the Ingham family's response to us. Respond. I did leave a Tazmanian Devil in the toilet. Original broadcast 18/08/2019.
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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What Would You Like Me to Do?

Oh, what a night. Late December Tom & Jack in '63. What a very special time for me, as I remember, what a night.
 
This week there's talk of degrees, plastic and the new wave of satire being surfed. Things what annoyed us this week included haircuts, wasps, aftershave, appalling train services and bus people. Plus the murky world of vloggers is revisited in Vloggers Gone Wild - this week the Ingham family are selling a plastic copy of their new born child for a very reasonable price. Download please. SEND STRING TO NORTHWESTERN RAIL - the fire is lit. Originally broadcast 26/07/2019. 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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With Our Glass-Eyed Mannequins

I never heard Carrickfergus ever sang so sweet, acapella in the bar using her feet for a beat, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week and in this Tom & Jacked out room swear she was singing to me.
This week we review the superb new album Collobrations Project No. 6 by Ed Sheeran (featuring the hit new single I Don't Care). Plus there is on-going planning of Jack's scout-do. Things what have annoyed us include dung beetles, cheerleading, Argos and estate agents. AND we take a look at the time the TV show Neighbours said the word 'Neighbours.' Oo, keyboard. Originally broadcast 13/07/2019. 
 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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No.6 Collaborations Project Album Review: A Freelance Arkela

I had to find the passage Tom & Jack to the place I was before, relax said the night man, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
This week there's Rory Stewart, appalling local radio jingles and dead neighbours. Things What Annoyed Us This Week & a Spoonful of Weather featuring the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews. Plus there's the best made up nonsense the internet has to offer. Also, a table collapsed on a load of old people. Originally broadcast 21/06/2019. 
 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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As the Parking Had Run Out

And did you think this fool could never win, well look at me, I'm coming Tom & Jack again. I got a taste of love in a simple way and if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away.
It's finally here. Your chance to to invest in world-changing company Soft Lad Gyms. What has been called "the opportunity of the life times" by Tom, is now on Kickstarter (approval pending)!Support if for God's sake. There's also a podcast going on; what annoyed us was the Chucker and attention seeker. There's also plenty of George Galloway pretending to be a cat (sorry) and a study of a racist vlogger. What all that!? Yes all that. Originally broadcast 27/05/2019. 
 
 
Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)
And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing
Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted
Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 
Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 
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The Weaklings

Talking bout home but we can't go Tom and Jack, I guess that's why we left, so we could take a step, keep moving and forget the rest.
This week there's Here's a Thing what Annoyed Me This Week about internet abuse and unwanted gifts. There's also Jack's App Thing... with a lie detector test. PLUS new feature 'The Said the Thing!' featuring the Walking Dead saying 'The Walking Dead' on 'The Walking Dead'. Also there is eclectic chat from such far ranging topics as planning Jack's stag do and What's the Most racist Thing We Heard This Week? Originally broadcast 17/05/2019. Priceless!
 
 
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That is Pathetic

When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos, then they clear the lane I go solo, the meaning of all of that, some media is the Tom & Jack, as your believe it's true, it blows me through the roof. Suckers.
This week there's basketball assaults and relationship advice from the newly engaged-to-be-wed Jack Short. What Annoyed Us This Week was rude people and people playing music off your phone. There's another App review as we look at each other' hands and the Life Waster Chronicles features a picture of a bear. Future baby. Originally broadcast 27/04/2019. 
 
 
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And That is a Euphemism

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door, ready to make an entrance, so Tom & Jack on up ('cause you know about to rip s**t up).
What's wrong with the audio? Good question, thanks for asking. Jack did something wrong. This week sees Annoyed Us topics cat excrement, political correctness and feedback cards. There's 'the Roly-Poly Tom Project' and a hugely exciting Reality Bustin' update. Plus two new features - the Life Waster Chronicles and Jack's App thing.. Originally broadcast 19/04/2019. 
 
 
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I Had a Disgusting Meal and It's Ruined My Marriage

Tell me is the Tom & Jack of the pool balls, neon buzzin'? Telephone's ringin', it's your second cousin.
After a looong illness ridden sabbatical Tom & Jack. Jack's in a place called vertigo with his overstated sickness and Tom is just fine, thanks for asking. Things that have annoyed us include upsetting tricks to the doctor and dream affairs. Jack has his reality busted as Tom applies for the role of town crier in his name. And we all learn about racist pickpockets in What's the Most racist Thing You've Heard This Week? Buy crumpets - now. Originally broadcast 04/04/2019
 
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Pickpocketed His Sanity

Cornered the boy, kicked out at the world .The world kicked Tom & Jack a lot effing harder now. If you wanna try, if you wanna try. There's no worse you could do. Uh oh oh.
 
This week sees the long awaited return of TripAdvisor based feature A Spoonful of Weather. Plus there's far ranging chat from Mark Francois experience in the TAs, paint balling with Robin Gibb, Have I Got News for BORING, Topcat and Christian murder mysteries. Scouts for adults. Originally broadcast 15/03/2019.
 

 
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We Could See People Using the Urinals

Talk behind my Tom & Jack but to my face they say nothing. Stand up in the dance, keep a firm steady stance. Keep the beanies touching, keep the beanies hot flushing. This week internet dating, computer troubles and shower calls. What Annoyed Us was 1 star reviews, scrumpy urine and anti-vegan patrols. PLUS an application for Hunted and e-book authory. 11 minutes and 49 seconds for DOG. Originally broadcast 08/03/2019. 
 
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Does He Need Any Tips?

And after about ten dear minutes, he was Tom & Jack in the game.Thought he was done man, thought he was finished, but he's Tom & Jack up again. Hello! This week there's bull masteefs, raw chicken and a heartfelt apology of behalf of Tom's uncle Jim Ratcliffe, the UK's richest man. This week homework for Jesus, frozen sandwiches and dearest MOMO annoyed us. Plus Soft Lad Gyms LTD is gathering steam and is coming to a Dragon's Den near you. Give me your gun. Originally broadcast on 01/03/2019.
 
 
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Don't Do a MOMO

Dreams don't last forever. Why you wanna fix me? See, if the police don't take it. God forsake it, I can't take it, why you stab me in the Tom & Jack? Hello! Two new features this week: Reality Busters and What's Wrong with You Tom/Jack/Both of You? There's also old favourite Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a brief Vloggers Gone Wild. Tom's used an internet pseudonym to blag an interview to appear on the Apprentice and Jack has listened to him talk about it. Originally broadcast 09/10/2019.
 
 
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The Apprentice

I'm I'm Tom & Jack in your face like I've never been away, I'm Tom & Jack in your face and it's where I'm gonna stay. This week there's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This combined with You Must Be Drunk into one mega-feature. Rejoice as we take pops at Saxon toilet products and the National Lottery. Delight in tales of joint accounts and Twitter scams and Christians. And there's an update on Tom's quest to become a TikTok superstar. Originally broadcast 28/01/2019
 
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Some Things Don't Wash Away

And I told about equality and it's true either you're wrong or you're right. But, if you're thinkin' 'bout my baby it don't matter if you're Tom & Jack or white.
 This week there is 2019's first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild. It's a double header with ACE Family's lollipops and RiceGum's gambling children. Plus meandering chat from Fixodent to street fights and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week featuring Bregzit and Neeeewsbeat. Gary Newman did it. Originally broadcast 19/01/2019.
 
 
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I Do Have a Friend Who is Just a Pair of Legs

I've been watching you walk, I've been learning the way that you talk. The Tom & Jack of your head is at the front of my mind; soon I'll crack it open just to see what's inside your mind. Hello! It's back for 2019 due to unpopular demand. This week we kick off discussing New Year, New Year's Resolutions and murder. There's everyone's favourite feature a Spoonful of Weather featuring TripAdvisor reviews PLUS old favourites Etymology Corner and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week. Originally broadcast 12/01/2019.
 
 
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Ed Sheeran II

Hello. And what a year it's been that it just was. So many memories, so many crass, ill-thought out mutterings on this podcast. Why not listen to some of our favourite bits (from the old episodes we could be bothered to listen to). And an auld lang syne to all. 
 
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The Very, Very Best of the Tom & Jack Podcast (from 2018)

Those Christmas lights, light up the street. Maybe they'll bring her Tom & Jack to me. Then all my troubles will be gone, oh Christmas lights keep shining on. 
It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. This week there's a Christmassy Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week and the exchanging of Secret Santa gifts. Plus there's the final every Zoella's Cosy Tip with all your Christmas essential. And an Etymology Corner. See you in 2019! Originally broadcast 23/12/2018. 
 
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The Christmas Special III: Drowning in a Ball Pit

If I could turn Tom & Jack time, if I could find a way. I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay.
Tune in to here two men panicking as they realise the Apprentice final is about to start. We talk about Brexit, when wasps go mad, children spitting, SNL and scouts, scouts, scouts. There are things that have annoyed us this week, a Christmas Etymology Corner and we learn to put meat on a slab with Zoella. Dial two 9s into your phone and a third when necessary. Originally broadcast 16/12/2018. 
 
 
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My Milking a Cow Blindfolded Badge

Why can't you see? Come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack to me. And I know I was wrong, when I said it was true, that it couldn't be me and be her in between - without you.
 
Jack is tired. Tom's been blocked by Alan Sugar. BUT together, they make it work. Here are some things that happen in this audio file - skaghead wheely  bin thieves, Pinky & the Brain, ongoing TikTok fame, preemptive self-defence and good vibe's [sic]. Plus Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me This Week, the Cain and Abel of Youtuber in Vloggers Gone Wild and Etymology Corner. Return to energiser. Originally broadcast 08/12/2018.   
 

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Soft Lad Gym

You got your hair combed Tom & Jack and your sunglasses on, baby.
 And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong - after the boys of summer have gone.
This week join us for a Sunday headache and a bloody sundae brain-freeze. There's perverse Christmas covers and a flat battery in HATWAMTW, a cosy tip from friend of the pod Zoella and "an enclosed space used for storage" of an Etymology Corner. PLUS in You Must Be Drunk there is much laughing and gnashing of teeth as Pharrell promises us a special reward if we don't destroy the world. Go and get in your car. Originally broadcast 02/12/2018. 
 
 
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Nice, Albeit Arrogant and Naive

Too long I roam in the night - I'm coming Tom & Jack to his side, to put it right. I'm coming home to wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering Heights. This week that only lasted three days we learn how to become a TikTok superstar and lay out a cheeseboard with the help of Zoella. There's pottery painting and the theme tune for Of Mice & Men. Plus we examine a video shown AROUND the world as Logan Paul comes out as a flat earth-er. Originally broadcast 24/11/2018.
 
 
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You're Not Having a TikTok

Until you find it there, and lead it, Tom & Jack, home. Wake me up inside, wake me up inside; call my name and save me from the dark. It's the all new adventures of Tom & Jack! New kit, same old nonsense. Third, fourth and fifth degree burns and security scan emails. Late deliveries and poor directions. Bohemian Rhapsody reviews and sincere vlogger interviews. Learning to play Snack Bingo and Etymology Corner. Delicious. Mild audio issues due to new kit. Originally broadcast 22/11/2018.
 
 
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The Loneliness Tax

I just wonder what it’s gonna take; another foreign or a bigger chain? Because no matter how my life has changed, I keep on looking Tom & Jack on better days, better days. Trolley tokens at the ready - it's time for another pod! There are  chiropractic relationship adjustments and Go-Karting panic attacks to brighten up boring lives. We'll soil ourselves to Just Tattoo of Us and clean each other with Mrs Hinch before learning to walk AND make sandwiches with Zoella. And we all know how rude Jack is but just where does the word rude come from? More questions than answers, guaranteed. #porn Originally broadcast 11/11/2018.
 
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A Homeless Weasley

My woman takes me higher, my woman keeps me warm. What you doin' on your Tom & Jack, aah? What you doin' on your Tom & Jack, aah? You should be dancing, yeah. Hello! Cesareans, eating curry, flu jabs and spooky vlogger apologies. And it's the final EVER HeeBee Bee Gees AND we listen to the last chapter of the War of the Worlds. Spooky ennit? Have a Diet Coke for God's sake. Originally broadcast 27/10/2018. 


  

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HeeBee BeeGees IV: Communicating with Robin Gibb's Ghost

Don't look Tom & Jack into the sun. You've cast your plans but you're on the run and all the lies you said, who did you save? Sean(n) Walsh, speeding partners, Chief Constable Babe & eyebrow touchery. Join us as we sit in an internet cafe, crying. There's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, Why Did I Google That?, War of the Worlds, Zoella's latest book in Vloggers Gone Wild and a corner of etymology. Sit down, be quiet and obey the law. And for God's sake don't touch my boot.  Originally broadcast 12/10/2018.
 
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Wear a Coat When You Go For a Walk

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven. Seven even Tom & Jack do little Joe.
I picked up the cash flow, then we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino. This week that was there's annoying pictures 'n' blurbs on Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the difficult issue of beauty vloggers in Vlogger Gone Wild, the reddest weed in War of the Worlds and it's all closed up nice and tight with a ring of muscle in Etymology Corner. Now with 33% extra chat. Originally broadcast 06/10/2018. 
 
 
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That is One of the Ugliest People I've Ever Seen

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments, faded way too long, I'm floating in and out of consciousness. And they sayin' I'm Tom & Jack, I'd agree with that. This week there's heavy breathing seels, gambling on stopping Kony and birthdays, birthdays, birthdays. Join the frustrations with Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week, drink in the TripAdvisor reviews from A Spoonfull of Weather, hide behind the sofa for the War of the Worlds and Jack-in for Etymology Corner. Plus Jack's done some bleepin' offensive con-bleeeep. Originally broadcast 23/09/2018.
 
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What Do You Want? I'm Busy

Then the loud sound did seem to fade, came Tom & Jack like a slow voice on a wave of phase haze - that weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. Tom & Jack are back! There's Slenderman, hairloss, zero hour contracts and Brookside. Plus a pringle-infused, congested Here's a Thing What Has Annoyed Us This Week and a heart-breaking, end of days Vloggers Gone Wild. We'll chuck in analysis of the War of the Worlds and a corner of Etymology, gratis. Download and KEEP THAT COOL. Audio quality will vary. Originally broadcast 15/09/2018.
  
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I F**king Hate This S**t

I ain't havin' that, this is the millennium of Aftermath. It ain't gonna be nothin' after that. So give me one more platinum plaque and eff rap, you can have it Tom & Jack. This week Tom recovers manfully from his illness and Jack offers no sympathy or support of any description and is actually quite unhelpful. There's a funeral, local radio based Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the listening party for the War of the Worlds heats up, Celebrity Big Brother is revisited in Y'Alright? and there's a sack full of Etymology Corner. Plus chat as far ranging as onomatopoeias, Dr Pepper and rap beef. Make of that what you can. Originally broadcast 07/09/2018.
 
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Drake.

So here we are at last. The moment we've all been waiting for. Vloggers punching each other in the face. Join us for the Biggest Thing on the Internet Ever™ as we drink reasonably priced lager and watch it all unfold.
We learn about the Fisherman's Bluff, Tom & Jerry kids, Jack's embarrassing gait, the horror that was Mad Cow disease and many other things that aren't boxing. Tune in to what we've decided was a wry comment on modern internet culture and not just two men sat on a sofa. 
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BONUS: Logan Paul vs KSI Commentary: Float Like a Lettuce, Sting Like a Dog

Caught up in circles confusion, is nothing new, Tom & Jack - warm nights, almost left behind.
Suitcases of memories, time after sometimes. Tom & Jack return! This week there's chatter about wedding, vicars with Xboxes and Fathers 4 Justice. There's a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week featuring Tom's ongoing cowardice and bugs in rice, the perlilous journey through War of the World is continued and there's a scattological Etymology Corner. PLUS in this week's hotly anticipated Vloggers Gone Wild there are extended highlights of commentary of the flaccid clas of the titans that was Logan Paul & KSI's boxing match. You can listen to the unabridged version here. Originally broadcast 26/08/2018.
 
 
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Taylor Swift.

Just to prove that my love is true. Oh, for you baby. 'Till you come Tom & Jack to me. That's what I'm gonna do. This week there's a new feature where we look at our favourite lost pieces of popular culture; first up is Winnebago Man. There's also a hot cup of chat covering deallng with road rage, divorce, grammar nazis and the forthcoming Terry Waite the musical. No podcast would be complete without a look at Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds. Download nad listen today. Or don't. We couldn't care fewer. Originally broadcast 17/08/2018. 
 
 
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Ed Sheeran.

You know, if you break my heart I'll go, but I'll be Tom and Jack again. 'Cause I told you once before goodbye, but I came Tom and Jack again. This week there's chatter as far ranging as racist politcians, funny t-shirts and vomitting in public. There's also a phone-losing, watch analysing Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, we continue the journey through Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds, a Pokemon Wedding and a micturation-themed Etymology Corner. Pour a glass of crisp sauvignon blanc and settle in. Originally broadcast 10/08/2018.
 
 
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You're An Embarrassment to Me

Don't look Tom & Jack into the sun, you've cast your plans but you're on the run, and all the lies you said, who did you save? Join us as we keep Jack sober for just under an hour. This week there's a chemical, drug-induced Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the MOST infuriating Vloggers Gone Wild with the worst person we've ever met, a majestic listen along to the War of the Worlds and a priapic Etymology Corner. A pint of prawns - £3.95. Originally broadcast 27/07/2018.
 
 
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The McCarthy Gunman

Carry me Tom & Jack, carry me Tom & Jack. Carry me Tom & Jack, baby, where I come from. Get ready to rate your eggs. This week there's chat about Croc, Nizlopi and car stickers. There's a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This week all about doorstepping, there's a parental Vloggers Gone Wild and bol-lots of an Etymology Corner. We also answer the age old question - what are the chances of anything coming from Mars? Orginally broadcast 20/07/2018.
 
 
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Can I Help You With Anything?

Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this - but uh, Tom & Jack to the lecture at hand. Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand. This week's tumble through psychosis features a cat-bathing, vomit-inducing Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a Weird and/or Stupid Things That I Overheard or Half Overheard with money-grabbing train idiots. PLUS a snorting Etymology Corner to round it all up. Also featuring meandering about Roald Dahl, books you may well have not read and Elvis Presley. Don't be snobberish, down that pint of ice cream and listen. Originally broadcast 14/07/2018.
 
 
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And Get Them to Pay Us

The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and, he and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain, there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again, Tom & Jack through the system with the riff raff again. Tom & Jack return with Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, Part 2 of PointleshBlog's Vloggers Gone Wild and Etymology Corner. There's also the lesser spotted 'Jack's content' and plently of chatter about prophylactics, new money and custody Dads (they drink 'cause they're sad). Bring it all back, to you. Originally broadcast 29/06/2018. 
 
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New Money Scum

You’ve been gone for so long, I’m runnin' out of time, I need a doctor, call me a doctor, I need a doctor, doctor, to bring me Tom & Jack to life. Tom & Jack return with content, content, content. First up there's a whopper of a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week featuring mechanics and airports. Next a bumper Vloggers Gone Wild teaches us all a great deal about modern economics before finally it's all rounded up with a fishy Etymology Corner. Plus much chat about Lord Alan Sugar's tweets, memory loss and Bobby Sands. There is a lot of bleeped out swearing but tough, do your own podcast you *BLEEP*s. Originally broadcast 23/06/2018. 
 
 
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She Should've Used a Hardback

I was schooled with a strap right across my Tom & Jack, but it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas. This week there's content galore with an aborted Text Our Dads, a rhyming Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week, a heart-breaking Vloggers Gone Wild and an Etymology Corner. Plus we wave goodbye to Nick Grimshaw, listen to the worst Million Pound Drop contestants of all time and introduce the latest dance craze. Upload, tune out and climb aboard. Originally broadcast 09/06/2018. 
 
 
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It's Not Trouser Snakes

In Patterson that's just the way things go. If you're Tom & Jack you might as well not show up on the street, 'less you wanna draw the heat. Tom & Jack return from a sabbatical. Tom has been on holiday, Jack has bought a house. There's a new feature called 'I'm So Sorry Dad' when T&J text their fathers provocative things and await a response. There's also a brief 'Here's a Thing That Annoyed Me This Week' featuring crying on buses and going ape. As well it's the return of 'A Spoonful of Weather' featuring hilarious TripAdvisor reviews AND there's an Eytomology Corner. PLUS mad, manic chat about crack smoking neighbours and overweight children. Originally broadcast 26/05/2018.
 
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A Burglar That Eats Sweetcorn

I would rather not go, Tom & Jack to the old house, there's too many bad memories. Tom & Jack return with content, content, content. This week there's an optician and internet-dating focused Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, a brand new Star Wars quiz and we all learn where the term 'pussy willow' comes from in Etymology Corner. Put your hand in there and get your old Dad some nutes. Originally broadcast 04/05/2018. 
 
 
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Swiping My Days Away

My soul slides away, but don't look Tom & Jack in anger, I heard you say. This week there's bountiful chat about ants, gall bladders, quizzes and how to de-stress. All carelessly flung between a Here's a Thing That Annoyed Me This Week featuring the cinema, a crime-fighting animal-lovin' Vloggers Gone Wild and a crisper than crisp Etymology Corner. Eat that up, it's good for you. Originally broadcast 29/04/2018. 
 
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Why Are You Telling Me That?

You had a bad day, the camera don't lie, you're coming Tom & Jack down and you really don't mind. This week after a long wait there is another celebrity interview with person of reality Olivia Attwood. Plus Jack claims to have invented Taskmaster in Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and there's some great chat about snails. AND the brand new feature Etymology Corner. Get your own back! Originally broadcast 22/04/2018. 
 
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I'm Only Up Here to Get a Fanta

Get Tom & Jack, get Tom & Jack, get Tom & Jack to where you once belonged. This week amounts to a bad tempered dicorce hearing. Discussions include being nude at school, being tight with money, the word 'erm' and OJ Simpson. There's great features such as Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week where waiters are discussed and a Vloggers Gone Wild starring a family of Youtubers. Plus the last EVER piece of classical music. Don't cry for it, it's already dead. Originally broadcast 09/04/2018.
 
 
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Can't Half See the Sky

Well, I'm Tom & Jack, Tom & Jack. Well, I'm Tom & Jack in black. This week's podcast discusses run down spas, people talking in cinemas, Foals, forgetful ghosts and many an URGH. There's a bumper Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, a trip to This Morning for Y'Alright? and a pandering piece of classical music. Eat it up, it's good for you. 
 
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I'll Do An Oedipus

You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I won't Tom & Jack down. After a brief sabbatical Tom & Jack return. Tom battles an illness which threatens to unleash his true self. There's a Mr Toad themed Weird and/or Stupid Things That I Overheard or Half Overheard and a bumper Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This (Fortnight) Week. AND a You Must Be Drunk looking at Nescafe's odd new advert. PLUS some classical music. Sweet sold seperately. Originally broadcast 23/03/2018.
 
 
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I Imagine It's Like Throwing a Potato On There

I see your red door, I want it painted Tom & Jack. This episode is featured up! Jack is castigated for leaving Tom to die in London in Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the trailer for new Colin Firth film 'The Boat That Sailed' is analysed in You Must Be Drunk and some wonderful celeb singing is discussed in Y'Alright? Plus loads of great chat, mostly about death. All this and more, DEFINITELY on Radio Bicester. Originally broadcast 09/03/2018.
 
 
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With Hate In Your Heart

Tom & Jack to life, Tom & Jack to reality. This week there's plenty of chat about bent coppers, sex workers and crack cocaine. PLUS there's a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, featuring siblings and snow driving, and a Vloggers Gone Wild with a completely necessary Youtuber apology video. Originally broadcast 02/03/2018.
 
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Lot of Coppers

Tom & Jack in the USSR, no matter where you are, all we need is music, sweet music. Tom & Jack return with more passive aggressive sniping from the gutter! This week's discussion involves reincarnation, Elvis, handkerchiefs and enough mucus for everyone. Plus everyone's favourite feature Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and the hotly anticipated return of a Spoonful of Weather - where we examine the best of the worst of TripAdvisor reviews. Two for one cocktails, weekdays from 5pm. Originally broadcast 26/02/2018. 
 
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We've Got No Money

Baby come Tom & Jack bu-ba-bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. This week there's a helluva podcast. There's chat about serving in the military, torturing monkeys and crippling mortgages. There's also a belting Vloggers News, a historic Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and the return of old feature Shart Music, rebranded as the Prix Tape. Eat as much as you like. Originally broadcast 16/02/2018. 
 
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I Don't Have a Personality

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it, I just want you Tom & Jack for good. After another Jack-induced break Tom & Jack return with a listless bang. On the day of rest, there's a huge Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild and the FINAL Dapper Laughs news. Plus chat about dropped condoms, Valentine's Day and the seminal Monarch of the Glen. Fill your boots. Originally broadcast 11/02/2018. 
 
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Personal Hygiene is for Single People

Knick Tom & Jack paddy whack give the dog a bone. Tom & Jack return and garble on about dead grandparents, vaping, anoraks and TV shows that they've watched. There's also a bumper Why Has This Annoyed Me So Much? featuring men in cargo pants, poor train directions, coats and mislabeled coffee. Plus there's what is looking like the penultimate Dapper Laughs News. AND some classical music returns with a bang. Join us as we pod through the eye of a needle! Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 26/01/2018. 
 
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Turn the Milk Chocolatey

Tom & Jack in business! This week Tom & Jack sit in a basement and discuss Don McClean, Muller Yoghurts and autograph hunters. There's also the continuation of brand new features for 2018 including Why Has This Annoyed Me So Much? and Dapper Laughs New where we keep an eye on Vine comedian Dapper Laughs and his antics in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh and some classical music because why would we think to do anything else? Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 22/01/2018. 
 
 
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Ill Advised Dream Chase

Don't look Tom & Jack in anger, I heard you say. Tom & Jack return with almost no audio issues! There's a second instalment of Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me This Week and a massive bumper Y'Alright? starring everyone's favourite internet perv sensation Dapper Laughs. Plus there's masses of chat - from cowardly TV license interactions to rickety boilers via the Beatles and the Suffragette movement. Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 12/01/2018. 
 
 
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Dodge the Pantomime Horse

Tom & Jack to the future. Tom & Jack are back for 2018! In a Tom's brand new flat with uniquely poor acoustics Tom & Jack bring you a wry look at Logan Paul's suicide vlog, some fascinating Christmas and New Year chat and a lovely piece of classical music. Potentially, but in now way definitely, this was broadcast on Radio Bicester. Unfortunately some audio in the middle is missing but as Jack always says "you can't eat an egg, without breaking [an] egg" (sic). Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 05/01/2018. 
 
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Not Original But Good

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Tom & Jack-frost nipping at your nose. Hello and welcome, to the Christmas special. In this festive show, Tom & Jack receive their Secret Santa presents but have no idea who gave them. There's also a seasonal Spoonful of Weather where they look at the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews. There's also a Christmassy piece of classical music. Extremely mild spoilers about the hilariously bad bits of Star Wars: The Last Jedi and chat about the Apprentice, crematorium mysteries and much more. Bring a spare sock. Merry end of December - God bless us, everyone. Originally broadcast 22/12/2017. 
 
 
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The Christmas Special II: The Rat Soon Left After Eating Its Fill

Here come the Tom and Jack, galaxy defenders. Tom and Jack decide to squeeze a podcast in before seeing the appalling The Last Jedi film. Tom is exhausted from actually working, while Jack boasts about beating a load of old women to prove he is a master baker. There's also a Not News featuring lifestyle human Zoella and a You Must Be Drunk featuring town cryer Liam Gallagher. Plus chat about Secret Santa and an ambitiously recorded piece of classical music. See in app for details. Originally broadcast 15/12/2017. 
 
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A Baked Egg

Old Tom and Jack-Donald had a farm. Ee-i-ee-i-o. Tom and Jack have had some recording issues lately so here's something to tide you over. This is a collection of assorted noises that have never before been available in podcast form. Featuring George Harrison, Russell Howard, a lost Hee Bee Bee Gees, President William McKinnley and some swearing on Radio Bicester. The swearing was publicly chastised but privately condoned by all involved. As Jack said at the time "you can't eat an egg without breaking (sic) egg." Enjoy. Originally broadcast 11/12/2017. 
 
 
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The Granny Buttons Sessions

Bostick Blu Tom & Jack: It's Stronger Than You Think. This week the podcast comes from Jack's flat. Jack tells a story about winning an imaginary trophy in Liverpool, there's a Y'Alright featuring disgraced vlogger Jack Maynard and a dog-based Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh. Now with 33% extra swearing. Originally broadcast 25/11/2017. 
 
 
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Salty Sugar

Don't call it a come Tom and Jack, I've been here for years. This week there's chat about Jack being on the radio, Jack's holiday and GIFs. Plus there's a look at affordable ways of speaking to the dead, a double Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and it's finished with some classical music. Originally broadcast 17/11/2017. 
 
 
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Pornographer

Hit the road Tom & Jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more. This week there's an Osama Bin Laden-tinged Not News, the TripAdvisor collation that is A Spoonful of Weather PLUS discussion of Lord Sugar's diabetes in Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and some classical music. Featuring loads of mad, caffeinated chat. Good one, yeah? Originally broadcast 03/11/2017. 
 
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