Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

By Chris & Rosie Ramsey

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

Episodes

Ep 53. Auntie Panky

It's been a busy week in the Ramsey household - Rosie has another new job and Robyn has Chicken Pox. However, the couple find time to share some beefs, answer questions from the public and discuss the pros and cons of role play. Enjoy! You can buy tickets for the Shagged Married Annoyed tour here: shaggedmarriedannoyed.com You can pre order the Shagged Married Annoyed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/ged-Married-Annoyed-Chris-Ramsey/dp/0241447127
28/02/2052m 17s

Ep 52. One in Thirty

This week Chris and Rosie have been enlightened with some very on brand statistics...Barry's back and they get anecdotes from a real life member of the public and a doctor.
21/02/2057m 25s

Ep 51. Sip Swallow Chug, Chug, Chug

This week Chris and Rosie have had a plumbing disaster, and Chris was a total legend-ish about it. There's whistle wake up beef, restaurant food disasters and disgusting behaviour on a train.
14/02/201h 5m

Ep 50. Billy’s Egg Trick

Fifty episodes in and the Ramsey's are still delivering the beef! There's some book chat and another of Barry's family members gets in touch. Question's from the public involve hedgehogs, placentas and frozen meals. Enjoy all of this and more, including the return of 'Let's talk about S**t'.
07/02/2058m 55s

Ep 49. Brace yourself

Episode 49 and there's a new Beef family member in town! As well as bringing you some exciting news The Ramsey's get nostalgic about childhood illness envy, they reveal their worst 3 course meals, they share the next Chapter from Jesse AND there is a celebrity question. Brace yourself!
31/01/201h 1m

Ep 48. Drip Drip Drop.

Tensions are running high on this week's episode! As always there's a weekly beef (with Barry getting more air time than ever) and some brilliant questions and stories from the public. This week these cover birth stories to tap water chat and dentistry to a sex themed urban myth. Enjoy.
24/01/201h 2m

Ep 47. Express yourself

This week Rosie and Chris give an update on the breastfeeding groom, tackle some important shopping trolley etiquette, discuss parent porn stars and they hear back from Friend of the show - Jess the paramedic.
17/01/201h 1m

Ep 46. Wide Winifred

It's 2020 and Chris and Rosie return with yet another brilliant episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed! There's some great beef, an unlikely story involving a glow stick, a pretty rank pooh story (natch) and a general post Christmas catch up. Enjoy!
10/01/201h 6m

Ep 45. Sweaty Veg: Christmas Special

It's the Christmas Special! And Rosie has Lapland beef and some topless memories. There's also some festive (sort of) questions from the public.
20/12/191h 2m

Ep 44. Bad breath boyfriend

Things are getting festive in the Ramsey Household, including the beef! There's some questionable oral hygiene stories, a cat survival tale that will have you on the edge of your seat and some impressive rapping from Chris...and Rosie. As well as all of this, there's a celebrity question from comedy sister act Flo & Joan!
13/12/191h 3m

Ep 43. Raging semi

The semi finals! Who'd have thought it? Chris and Rosie return to discuss all things Strictly plus there's a celeb question from Kelvin Fletcher. As well as this there are the weekly beefs, more than enough pooh based chat and some relationship advice.
06/12/1950m 47s

Ep 42. Don't hate, hydrate.

On the podcast this week Rosie introduces Barry Beef and Chris expresses his bin and recycling issues. As well as this they discuss Strictly, make a return to Let's talk about S**t and have a brilliant celeb question from friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson.
29/11/1949m 25s

Ep 41. Batman lives next door

On the podcast this week Rosie introduces a new feature as well as still delivering on the weekly beefs! There are some wonderful stories about going commando and getting caught out, sending risque pics and there's a follow up explanation of the word 'bucking'. All of this and a celeb question from Professional Dancer Neil Jones.
22/11/1956m 34s

Ep 40. Cheese table

It's episode 40 and Chris is off to Blackpool! As well as talking all things Strictly, Rosie and Chris discuss Sandra's latest stash and Rosie's recent trip to London. There are some brilliant stories and questions from the public, topics range from an unfortunate cheese incident to a trip to A&E on a third date. And of course there is a celeb question - this week it's from Strictly alumni Mike Bushell.
15/11/1958m 0s

Ep 39. The Zodiac DJ

It's episode 39 of Sh**ged Married Annoyed and the Ramsey's are back with some brilliant beef and some stories that cover being jilted at the alter, the Zodiac DJ, a bare chested massage and a wheelie bin. Plus it's a podcast first for Rosie's Mum Sandra who makes a cameo appearance!
08/11/1956m 31s

Ep 38. Buttery Beef

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss surviving Halloween week on Strictly and how Chris's bottom has got bigger #glutesfordays There is some exquisite beef that gets Rosie raging and some brilliant questions from the public. As well as all of this the fabulous and fierce Michelle Visage sends in this week's celebrity question.
01/11/1955m 4s

Ep 37. The Urine Episode

It's definitely episode 37! And Chris meets a superstar while Rosie is having laptop bag issues. They discuss shopkeepers, kissing on the lips and receive the most disgusting email yet...
25/10/1954m 42s

Ep 36. Final Warning

This week Chris and Rosie have shared massage beef. They talk favourite fridge pickings, Chris comes up with a new invention and they receive possibly the best email yet...
18/10/1958m 35s

Ep 35. Bit of the moon

Chris and Rosie have been inundated with hostel stories so strap in for some hilarious/disturbing tales! Also this week there is some bluetooth beef, proposal nostalgia, a revelation that involves Yorkshire Pudding mix and a great question from the brilliant Sian Gibson.
11/10/1957m 42s

Ep 34. Coughcast

This week on the podcast Rosie and Chris discuss school detention, Fireman Sam's only Italian resident, that annoying workmate and much more! Plus Rosie has a cough that is getting on Chris's nerves, big style.
04/10/1952m 31s

Ep 33. Popcast

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss week one on Strictly, the train to London with Sandra the Womble, popping spots, noisy randy neighbours and there is a fishy question from Chris's brilliant dance partner Karen Hauer.
27/09/1950m 50s

Ep 32. Butt Rings

There is some Lasagne based beef this week and Rosie is not happy! As well as discussing which way they stand in a shower the pair discuss second hand sex toys, falling asleep in front of the telly and they explain what a 'pudding' is. Enjoy!
20/09/1952m 50s

Ep 31. Sugar Lips

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about their North Run experience (no running) they have some bed time beef and they answer some brilliant questions from the public. As well as this there are some truth bombs about what they do when Robyn's not at home and Jamie Laing sends in a great question/fact!
13/09/1948m 20s

Ep 30. Swamp rings

This week on the podcast Rosie shares what she did for her Year Six project, Chris reveals what a bad loser he is, there's some car themed beef and some dubious emails from listeners! Plus Chris tries his hand at giving Rosie a new nickname.
06/09/191h 0m

Ep 29. Use your face more!

Strictly is getting closer and this week Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's dancing face and what happened when Rosie gave Chris some dancing tips! There's some Birthday Beef and we hear from a body double plus a brilliant celeb question!
30/08/1948m 56s

Ep 28. Oops!

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss what constitutes a picnic, why it's okay to have the heating on in August, driving instructor tales and advice on getting over an ex. As well as all of this there is not one but six brilliant questions from pop star twins Jedward.
23/08/1951m 35s

Ep 27. Found a good a chew

The Ramsey’s are back. The beefs reveal some questionable behaviour, there’s some strictly chat, a story involving a four finger Kit Kat, love bite tales and not one but three questions from YouTube super star Zoella.
16/08/1956m 40s

Ep 26. Out of Office #2

This week the Ramsey's are on their holidays so here are some bonus questions from the public! They include hotel etiquette, same dress dramas and some financial advice. Enjoy!
09/08/1948m 1s

Ep. 25 Twinkle Toes

This week Chris and Rosie both have some exciting news! They're getting on well but there's still some beef. They discuss natural(ish) alarm clocks, bread VS potatoes and going to gigs alone and have a question from local celeb Joe McEldry.
02/08/1953m 58s

Ep 24. Viennetta Vinny

This week Chris is getting very comfortable with the opening of the podcast, a bit too comfortable for Rosie. They have alarm clock and Maltesers based beef and discuss toothpaste dispensing and teabag etiquette plus have a couple of questions from Rick Edwards.
26/07/1950m 33s

Ep 23. Did you hear about the Crab Girl?

This week on the podcast the beef gets serious! Rosie and Chris discuss first cars, inherited traits and a disturbing urban myth. There is also a brilliant question from the fabulous Roisin Conaty
19/07/1955m 5s

Ep 22. Push the button

This week on the podcast double dipping returns, Rosie brings some serious beef and there's a surprising personal grooming question. And as an additional treat, Chris has a little test for Rosie.
12/07/1946m 54s

Ep 21. Double dip with me all day long

This week the Ramsey’s discuss an interesting trip to an outdoor pool, the joy of ear wax, cheese grating techniques and Rosie’s trouble with phrases.
05/07/1955m 7s

Ep 20. Worrying Crush

The Ramsey’s are back from their Holidays and have some brilliant beef to share. They also answer questions about naked neighbours, dressing etiquette and a tooth pick alternative.
28/06/1947m 25s

Ep 19. Out of Office Reply

Rosie and Chris are on their holidays so on this week's podcast they share some questions from the public that didn't make it in the first time round. They discuss how often they change their sheets, plucking in public and pineapple on pizza.
21/06/1932m 10s

Ep 18. Fetch the bang pillow!

This week Chris and Rosie discuss loud yawners, towel sharing and living together, separately. Rosie also recalls her eventful journey home from The Spice Girls – brace yourselves!
14/06/1956m 24s

Ep 17. The square root of sex

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss nudist beaches, an unusual ‘would you rather’ and farting after sex. As well as all of this there’s their weekly beef and a celeb question from Comedian Lee Ridley.
07/06/1953m 6s

Ep 16. Fanny by the gaslight

This week Rosie and Chris record the podcast next to the bare carcass of a chicken (good effort Rosie). They discuss tag team lie ins, embarrassing kid stories, lazy DIY and give some advice to couples going on holiday together. Or not.
31/05/1943m 40s

Ep 15. Our safe word is...

This week on the podcast Rosie and Chris discuss safe words, what they wear in bed and things they believed as a kid. Plus, Rosie reveals her new song and there’s a celebrity question from the original Guv’nor – Al Murray.
24/05/1947m 25s

Ep 14. A pre-marriage thing?

In this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie cover a variety of topics including swear words, women drivers (!) and how they feel about using each other’s phones. As well as this there is some weekly beef and a celebrity question from Podcast royalty Giovanna Fletcher.
17/05/1949m 59s

Ep 13. Bed time stand off

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss embarrassing parental behaviour, who would win in a fight and dubious Instagram behaviour. They also hear from comedian Daniel Sloss who wants to know if either have conceded an argument when they actually think they’re right
10/05/1941m 14s

Ep 12. Caravan of love

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss caravans, crisp packet colours and lying about sexual partners. They have a great question from Radio Royalty Sara Cox plus they answer the age old question – Ant OR Dec?
03/05/1943m 45s

Ep 11. Floss before you flirt

On this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Rosie and Chris are dealing with the Easter Egg aftermath. They discuss Game of Thrones (no spoilers) snoring, weeing in the shower and hoover obsessions. They also receive a question from none other than TV’s Vicky McClure AKA DI Kate Fleming.
26/04/1944m 32s

Ep 10. Who let the cats in?

This week Rosie and Chris drink wine again! They discuss their biggest beef with the general public, sleeping on the sofa, the worst house party Chris ever went to and an incident in the bathroom which led to the best thing Rosie has ever done.
19/04/1943m 12s

Ep 9. Wine and a FAB time

This week Rosie and Chris recorded the podcast accompanied by some wine! They discuss airport etiquette, putting on dirty clothes after a shower, their worst argument and Rosie gives some advice involving Skittles and shares a hidden talent.
12/04/1946m 36s

Ep 8. Diplomatic Immunity

In this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris & Rosie discuss arguing tactics, eating in bed, parenting styles and the woes of recycling. They also hear from a listener who wants to thank them for invigorating his sex life, who knew?
05/04/1937m 6s

Ep 7. Shredded Beef

Chris and Rosie bring you this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed from a studio in London. They chat about the stages of being away from your kids, the great crisp debate and family peeing (is this a thing?). They also answer your questions which this week cover sex injuries, praise for chores and celebrity crushes.
29/03/1943m 36s

Ep 6. Let’s see shall we

In this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss friends with benefits, romance at work, who’s the best in a crisis and which out of the two of them would Vicky Pattison liked to take out on the lash.
22/03/1938m 24s

Ep 5. Widowed by a Seagull

In this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed Chris has a near miss with a seagull and Rosie has some correspondence from The National Lottery. As well as all of this there’s questions about staying friends with exes, who apologises first and whether Chris could live with Rosie’s alter ego - Rosie Mamsey... he definitely couldn’t, she wouldn’t have him.
15/03/1938m 22s

Ep 4. Don't touch my bum, I'm a celebrity Mum

This week on Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris & Rosie discuss Celeb Mum of the Year, people that wipe bogies on toilet walls and if it’s okay to have sex whilst listening to a podcast... it isn’t, it’s weird. Also Celebrity Chef Simon Rimmer gets in touch with a food based question for the couple.
08/03/1943m 51s

Ep3. Episode three, take two.

As well as answering your questions on this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris explains the rules he’s made since meeting Rosie’s family, Rosie outs Chris for his weird Tennis Snoring (and has evidence!), the pair discuss farting in front of your partner and of course there is a celebrity question – this week from the brilliant comedian – Kathryn Ryan.
01/03/1942m 56s

Ep 2. Hungry eyes and a first date surprise

On this week's episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie have a recap on the foursome (not theirs!), they discuss going hungry on a date, they reminisce (kind of) about when they first moved in together and they answer Comedian Jason Manford's questions. Also on this episode, Rosie is given the task of coming up with a northern based sex pun – not as easy as it sounds!
22/02/1942m 12s

Ep 1. Three’s a crowd, four’s a chore

In the first episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Rosie and Chris discuss their weekly beef, answer some risqué questions from Instagram and they hear from Ed Sheeran who needs an answer to an ongoing domestic debate.
15/02/1936m 35s

Trailer

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
11/02/195m 1s
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