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We're Not Playing Snooker

Andy Goldstein and Ian Wright bring you their debut timeless podcast.<p style="color:grey; font-size:0.75em;"> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color:grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Andy Goldstein and Ian Wright

The last episode of the series sees the boys ask such questions as : Was King Dong real? Why did Wrighty call Phil Thompson big nose. Driving with the car light on. Can your own seaman actually smell their way to the egg and Gary Lineker calls up to set the record straight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can Seaman Smell?

The boys talk about ending a phone call with the words I Love You. Do old people still have videos? Wrighty talks about his relationship with Graham Taylor and why he urinated on Dennis Bergkamps leg. More from Gary Lineker and the professor who wrote the I can Make You Love Me questionnaire joins them on the phone.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't Sit on the Arm of that Chair.

Wrighty talks about becoming Arsenals all time top scorer. What does falling off a cliff look like? Wrighty talks about Referees he didn’t get on with. Strange things to advertise. The latest Lineker Update. And three more questions from this weeks I Can Make You Love Me.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Cant I say Business Man?

Wrighty explains his love of the Roman Empire. The boys talk about the last time they cried. Another Lineker Update. Wrighty talks about the time he did Mick Jagger a favour. Phil Babb takes the mickey. And 3 more questions from this weeks I Can Make You Love Me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is Boudica?

Wrightys agent tells off Goldstein. Wrighty discusses racism from his brother. The dangers of being a dog. Another Lineker update. Gazza and the heaters. And more questions to make Wrighty fall in love with Goldstein.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should You Spiderman a Dog?

The boys discuss : Teenage world records. Round necked football shirts. Why you can get depressed watching Avatar. Is Goldstein still blocked by Gary Lineker? Gazza and the hand break and the first instalment of “I Can Make You Love Me”. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is there such a thing as Avatar Depression?

Goldstein and Wright return for the last instalment of the series to finally get closure on the Gary Lineker blocking. Along with Competition Time and Chapter Chat the boys discuss not watching enough football in your own house, taking a miracle muscle pill, why don’t kids feel the cold? Getting the cane at school and would Wrighty get back into football coaching at Arsenal and Palace? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A miracle muscle pill

Goldstein and Wright are back with the penultimate episode in this series to bring the latest news on Goldstein’s Gary Lineker blocking, more Chapter Chat, Competition Time plus of course more things to get off their chest. Along the way the boys discuss: Going to the toilet in public, your kids friends dads, going to the shops for your mum whilst Alan Shearer, Jamie Redknapp and Steven Gerard all reveal if they’d unblock Goldstein on social media if asked.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your kid's friends dads

Goldstein and Wright bring you another instalment of their timeless podcast. In this episode, along with Lineker Update, Competition Time, Chapter Chat and Wrighty's Chest, the boys discuss: Is it ok to bury your own sick in the sand? Why blokes don’t feel comfortable having a massage lying on their back, burp speaking, Gold teeth, Hands made out of ham, Twitter trolls, Wrighty's 179th goal and what is was like being left out of an FA cup final side.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it ok to bury your own sick in the sand?

Goldstein and Wright return with another 45 minutes of gold. Along with the normal segments of another Lineker Update, competition time, Chapter Chat and Things off Wrighty's Chest, the boys discuss why Wrighty couldn’t date Goldstein, How beetroot can’t kill you, Why Wrighty's optician has a bust of him, Steve McMahon’s penis and why Wrighty should have scored the winner in Euro 96.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beetroot can’t kill you

Goldstein and Wright bring you another dose of irrelevant timeless chat that includes the regular slots of Lineker Update, Competition Time, chosen moments of Wrighty's autobiography and "Stuff off Wrighty's Chest”. Discussed in this episode is: Harry Redknapp sings down the phone, Wrighty calls his wife to slag off Goldstein, explains why you should never go into a strip club with an attitude and relives the time he lost his virginity.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harry Redknapp sings down the phone

Andy Goldstein and Ian Wright set out the ground rules to their new set of six podcasts asking the question: Is swearing ok? Wrighty explains why the Podcast is called “We’re Not Playing Snooker”. Goldstein explains why Gary Lineker blocked him on Twitter. They also discuss the problem with Whatsapp groups, brown envelopes, Lee Dixon arm wrestling and why Wrighty wears Dennis Bergkamp pyjamas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wrighty wears Bergkamp pyjamas

A preview of what to expect from Andy and Ian... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.