What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about social and political issues. Whatever the contentious subject – he’ll be honest and blunt, but without being a dick. Mostly. Guests come from across the social and political divide, including, Romesh Ranganathan, Jonathan Pie, Katherine Ryan, Andrew Doyle, David Baddiel, Konstantin Kisin, Owen Jones and many more. Geoff has appeared on Live at the Apollo, Backstage with Katherine Ryan, Would I lie to You? Have I Got News For You? The Last Leg, Mash Report, Question Time, Mock the Week and pops up frequently on UK political debate programmes. Geoff's book 'Where Did I Go Right?' came out in 2021 and top the political comedy best-seller list on multiple occasions. Geoff also won an operational medal for his five tours performing to British troops in Afghanistan. "One of our most refreshingly funny comedians of any stripe." - Sunday Times "A Right laugh." - The Guardian*
Episodes
NORCOTT VS FORDE (with Matt Forde)
Was delighted to welcome back the brilliant Matt Forde to lock horns over Labour's start to government. Matt also has some wise words about the rise of Reform and why some football fans see their team like the local council. And of course I shamelessly ask him to do some impressions.
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10/12/24•53m 56s
BREAKING NEWS #25 - Starmer's Six Political Gallstones
A busy week which fully warranted an extra episode. Not just me hob-sobbing with the political elites or having my whole career defined by a tweet about Paddington Bear, but Keir Starmer also laid out his six political milestones. At a film studio, but with all the panache of Mr Bean.
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06/12/24•34m 22s
BIT OF A GREGG WALLACE with Alun Cochrane
Was delighted to have the very funny Alun Cochrane back on the show. As well some talk about horror-show Christmas gigs we reflected on the assisted dying debate, the transport secretary getting thrown under a bus and whether being a bit 'Gregg Wallace' is now officially a thing.
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03/12/24•51m 14s
HAVE A DAY OFF ELON with Jacob Hawley
A rare in-person record this week as myself and Jacob Hawley boshed a coffee each and probably spoke too fast. We discussed the frivolous e-petition, but also the hypocrisy of some Remoaners. We also got annoyed with Elon for his constant obsession with Britain and reflected on whether 'Bert' is a weird name for a storm.
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26/11/24•49m 27s
BREAKING NEWS #24 - STARMFARMHARM (also Feat. The Man Whisperer)
Had to crack out another episode this week to deal with the Farmer protests, and an interesting clash at PMQs. Then - in the week of International Men's Day - The Man Whisperer rejoins us to chat about the big issues facing blokes and young men in particular (I also make some immature jokes about porn).
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22/11/24•41m 3s
IT'S THE ECONOMY STOOPID with Simon Evans
This week Simon Evans joins us to ask if Labour have turned the economy around....and are now steering it into a wall at high speed. We also look at Trump's picks and compare the glitzy nature of US politics versus our 'Colin from Accounts' era. Then there's the assisted dying bill, where we assess the nuances while also making cheap jokes.
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19/11/24•47m 29s
TRUMP FALLOUT - PART DEUX with Andrew Doyle
The brilliant Andrew Doyle returns to ask whether young women voted Trump because they hate themselves? (no) We also look at what it means for the UK. Will Starmer cosy up to Donald or will it all end like the final scene of Love Actually? In the Patreon only bonus section we ask whether Justin Welby should resign - also whether he's too old for a name like 'Justin'.
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12/11/24•46m 55s
BREAKING NEWS #23 Donald Wears The Troosers
A momentous week. First up I reflect on seeing Kemi make a mixed debut as I attended PMQS and realised the Tories really are a small bunch these days. Then it's the US election and the incredible return of Donald Trump. I reflect on everything the Democrats did wrong and why insulting the electorate until they change their mind isn't necessarily the best strategy.
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08/11/24•42m 12s
SNEAKY STARMER HIDDEN KAMALA with Rachel Fairburn
Rachel Fairburn makes a welcome return to discuss the fallout from Labour's budget, the coronation of queen Kemi and whether Kamala will beat Trump by stealth. We also discuss why the friendliest sounding pubs are the most violent and why people who return from short periods abroad with new accents are the worst humans alive.
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05/11/24•43m 30s
I DIDN'T BUDGET FOR THIS with Iain Dale
I brought in the big gun Iain to discuss a huuuuuge (copyright Donald Trump) week for UK and US politics. First we discuss the budget and Labour's inability to define working people or exactly who will benefit in the long run. After that we look at Kemi as the likely next Tory leader. Then it's over the pond to look at the final stages of the Presidential race and why maybe comedians aren't the best booking.
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29/10/24•52m 52s
BREAKING NEWS #22 - Trump Vs Starmer
Big old week of news so I cast my eye back on Donald taking on the Labour Party while the same boring old celebs trot out for Kamala. I also ask if Tucker Carlson is a bit weird. Then there's Wes Streeting's attempts to ask for suggestions to make the NHS better. I mainly advocate hot nurses.
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25/10/24•36m 39s
LABOUR PREPARE FOR A SCRAP with Ayesha Hazarika
Very funny episode this week as Baroness Hazarika gets lucky to join me in the first week for a while where Labour haven't been s***ing the bed. We talk about the fights they're willing to have with the Right and Left in the upcoming budget. We also talk male objectification and whether MSM have a hypocritical blind-spot. In the Patreon only section we talk about why Trump flipping burgers is a genius move.
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23/10/24•46m 8s
NO ELON NO PARTY with Konstantin Kisin
I was delighted to have big time Konstantin Kisin back on the show this week. We both worried that Labour might say they're big business while simultaneously scaring the crap out of investors. We also spoke about why Elon was not allowed to Britain but might be allowed into space.
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16/10/24•44m 23s
SUE GREY WAS A SPY with Vittorio Angelone
Delighted to welcome the most Italian sounding person of all time to this week's podcast. Vittorio had some strong opinions about Phillip Schofield and also a stunning theory as to Sue Grey's murky past. We also discuss offence in comedy and why Vittorio had one of his shows cancelled for a joke about Valentine's cards.
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08/10/24•45m 50s
BREAKING NEWS #21 - Labour's Bad News Tsunami
I'm not sure there's ever been so much to cover from a three day period. From Starmer's 6k refund, to Lord Alli's investigation, giving away the Chagos Islands, a drop in investment and private school numbers.....the Labour Party have been BUSY. Great for my podcast but maybe not the country.
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04/10/24•37m 10s
SNORY PARTY CONFERENCE with Erich Mcilroy
This week I had the lovely Erich Mcilroy back on the show. Erich is fully plotted up the US election and which way the wind is blowing over the pond. But before that we spoke about the weirdness of this year's Tory party conference and some of the more arresting statements by Kemi Badenoch and Jenrick Lamar.
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02/10/24•50m 52s
BREAKING NEWS #20 - Crouching Starmer, Hidden Sausage
100% had to do a Breaking News this week after Starmer's sausage accidentally slipped out. But it's not just the silly stuff, Labour have serious political issues unravelling and not a lot to say about it. We also look ahead to the Tory conference and the concept of 'having a quiet one'. Very quiet.
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27/09/24•30m 23s
A GOVERNMENT OF SELF-SERVICE with Ria Lina
This week the very funny Ria Lina joins me to cast our eye over yet more embarrassment for the Labour Party. We also discuss the charges against P Diddy and consider whether celebrity men are just plain wronguns. In the Patreon only I fully support Amazon's call to end WFH and drift into some very right wing views about workplace rights.
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24/09/24•50m 46s
LADY STARMER'S DRESSES with Dominic Frisby
Podcast favourite Dom Frisby rejoins this week as we ponder Starmer selling out for far too little money. We also react to another botched attempt on Donald Trump and ask how someone with blue hair could possibly own a gun. In the Patreon only I go on a bit of a rant about how Huw Edwards could escape jail time.
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18/09/24•45m 11s
BREAKING NEWS #19 - Donald Trump Pet Detective
Had to do another episode this week, following the US Presidential Debate and Donald Trump emerging as the guardian of canines and felines. But I ask whether American voters will be swayed by the nonsense? I also look at Labour's junk food ban and wonder why we can't hold people to account for eating too much.
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13/09/24•28m 29s
WINTER FOOL ALLOWANCE with Marcus Brigstocke
Marcus returns this week (and there's a bombshell reveal at the end as to his current position on Brexit). We talk about Labour's terrible handling of the Winter Fuel allowance changes and whether Ed Davey (Ed Samey anyone?) provides meaningful opposition. We also discuss the revolutionary idea that parents are responsible for d**khead kids.
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11/09/24•52m 29s
SLUM LANDLORDS & SMOKING BANS with Francis Foster
Triggernometry's Francis Foster joins me this week as we bicker (flirt?) our way through a torrid week for Labour. We ask whether the public are buying all of Starmer's 'black holes'. We also discuss the Oasis ticket debacle and conclude that old people are tired and young people don't like music. Francis also informs me of dark forces within the comedy industry trying to cancel his gigs...
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04/09/24•47m 29s
CRONY BALONEY with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie)
Tom Walker returns this week and I gleefully enjoyed putting questions to him about recent cronyism in the Labour government. We also explored how left-wing comics like him are adapting to Labour being in charge and I got very upset about the price of poppadoms with pickle.
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28/08/24•44m 53s
BREAKING NEWS #18 - KAMADELULU - did the Democrat's pick deliver?
I'm up at the Edinburgh Fringe but felt like I had to respond to the glitzy luvvie fest that was the US Democratic Committee. Lots of rappers and jokes and about Donald Trump's penis, but did Kamala deliver the goods or just more stuff for people to meme in years to come?
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23/08/24•33m 15s
THE IRON FIST OF LABOUR with Simon Evans
Simon Evans re-joins this week on brilliant comic & analytical form. We discuss the worrying authoritarian tendencies being show by Labour (and whether you can impersonate Angela Rayner just by singing Oasis lyrics). We also consider the news that Gen Z are reverting back to old hobbies like weaving and knitting (maybe to save money?). In the Patreon only we discuss the case of a woman arrested for silently praying (you can't think anything these days).
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20/08/24•48m 50s
TRUMP, TRAUMA & TORIES with Ian Stone
This week Ian Stone joins me from the Fringe. We talk about everything from the riots to the Tory leadership race (someone has to) and whether Trump's dentures will last the pace. There's also some men's mental health chat, where me and Stoney realise despite all our big talk we never 'check in' on eachother. In the Patreon only section we put our battlefield knowledge to the test and decide that Ukraine's incursion into Russia might be good or bad.
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15/08/24•56m 13s
OFFENCE, COMEDY and Mr Tom Stade
With the Edinburgh Fringe in full swing I finally got one of my comedy heroes on the show. Tom Stade has been giving zero F's for as long as I remember. He doesn't set out to offend but he'll never apologise when he does. We have a great chat about woke comedy and where to draw the line (if there's a line at all).
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07/08/24•43m 16s
BREAKING NEWS #17 - Rows, Riots & Huw Edwards
After an explosive and troubling week I check in again for a catch-up. We discuss Rowdy Rachel, Two-Tier Kier and disgraced BBC news anchor Huw Edwards. Live once again from the Farringdon Travelodge. It's my version of Sinatra at the Four Seasons.
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02/08/24•25m 43s
RACHEL’S BLACK HOLE with Andrew Doyle
This week I was delighted to welcome Andrew Doyle back to discuss Labour's Black hole / white lie, Kemi throwing her hat in the leadership ring and the mischievous smear against JD Vance. We also discuss the Manchester airport incident and the danger of selective clipping and idiots.
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30/07/24•50m 15s
JOE GOODBYEDEN with Rachel Fairburn
The lovely Rachel Fairburn was back by popular demand this week to discuss everything from Sleepy Joe Biden finally having a nap, to a software update almost causing the downfall of western civilisation & whether it's ok to kick celebrities if they're not trying.
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23/07/24•44m 17s
BREAKING NEWS #16 - THE KING'S SPEECH (not the movie)
There's been a collective spaff of news since Tuesday so here I focus on Labour's first King's Speech and ask if all it will amount to is a few quid off your leccy. I also wonder whether Starmer is holding back votes for kids because the kids like The Greens & Reform.
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18/07/24•32m 50s
TRUMP'S DEFIANCE & DADDY DOWNING STREET with Ian Moore
This week comedian & novelist Ian Moore joins me to discuss just how close America came to civil war and why people being unpopular at school should preclude them from owning guns. I then ask why the press are crushing on Starmer but not mentioning how hot his wife is.
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16/07/24•42m 19s
POLITICAL COMEDY UNDER LABOUR with Matt Forde
Matt Forde returns this week and we clash in a reasonably good-natured manner about the incoming Labour govt. Will David Lammy go six months without a gaffe? Will Starmer ever sort his weird voice out? Does anyone care what the Tories have to say anymore. We also discuss how comedy will operate now Labour are the target.
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10/07/24•54m 25s
BREAKING NEWS #15 Post Election Therapy Breakdown
So Keir Starmer is Prime Minister. A new yawn has broken, but there were so many sub-plots on a mad night. Tories down but not entirely out? Lib Dems needing a coach rather than people carrier for all their MPs. Reform beating expectations and the SNP doing a 'Scotland in the group stage'. The election is over but the debate is only just beginning.
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06/07/24•37m 36s
* ELECTION WEEK SPECIAL with Mark Steel *
It's a bumper episode this week as Mark Steel joins me to chew over the lows and also the lows of this campaign. We then move on to predicting everything from the size of the Labour majority and whether the Tory campaign is the worst thing that's ever happened anywhere to what kind of lectern ole slippery Starmer will go for once he's PM.
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02/07/24•49m 27s
BREAKING NEWS #15 Caffeine Rishi & Sleepy Joe Biden
Two big debates to respond to in the this episode. In the first caffeine Rishi had probably his best outing while slippery Starmer looked like he'd over-slept. In the US debate Joe Biden looked like he'd had a nap which started in the late Seventies.
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28/06/24•31m 3s
EP 255 - Damaging Flutter + Farage and Russia (with LEO KEARSE)
Leo Kearse returns to WMPT in characteristically uncompromising form. We talk about Gamblegate dragging on and Starmer facing no tougher question than why he went to watch Taylor Swift. Meanwhile naughty Nigel Farage is on the back foot after being accused of apologism for Putin. I also somehow manage to tease out Leo's softer side when we talk about pregnancy from the male perspective.
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26/06/24•42m 35s
BREAKING NEWS #14 Mass Debate 'til Your Heart's Content
In this episode I dive into the big leader's debate on Question Time. What did it teach us? Other than Keir is slippery, Rishi looks depressed, Ed is a chilled out entertainer and John Swinney looks like Jean Luc Picard after a rough few years.
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21/06/24•30m 53s
EP 254 - Election reaches the Half-way Snark (with SCOTT BENNETT)
This week I had a chat with Scott Bennett who is funny and Northern. At the half-way mark in the election we reflected on the stand-out moments - from Rishi in the rain to the mystery of Keir's dad's profession. We also wonder again why journos can't deal with Farage. In the Patreon only we discuss the Euros, not least why Lineker was so badly dressed.
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19/06/24•48m 23s
EP 253 - Rishi's Sky Dishi & Slippery Starmer Karma (with HUGO RIFKIND)
I'm back from Ibiza so thank god I had Hugo Rifkind to help 'remind' me of the week's big political news. From Rishi's Sky Dishi to Slippery Stamer's Corbyn karma & Nigel's one man political blunderbuss. We also talk about Hugo's excellent new book 'Rabbits' which has guns, drugs and loads of cool references to the Nineties.
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14/06/24•53m 39s
BREAKING NEWS #13 Dodgy Debates and the return of Naughty Nigel
Another BREAKING NEWS episode. I do a deep dive on the big debate. Why was Starmer blinking so much? How much coffee had Rishi had? Why was Julie Etchingham acting like their step-mum? And will Nigel Farage ruin it for both of them?
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06/06/24•34m 33s
EP 252 - Leadership Debate Drinking Games (with CHARLIE BAKER)
Charlie Baker joins me this week and we have a funny and far ranging chat on everything from his chance meeting with Starmer, to how men sometimes wake up on a yellow card from the Mrs & your new drinking game for the leadership debates.
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04/06/24•46m 37s
BREAKING NEWS #12 Slippery Starmer & Dodgy Donald Trump
I climb into slippery Starmer's cloak & dagger purge of the Left and end up defending Diane Abbott (??). I also question whether Ed Davey is looking at a career and theatre - and of course we had to break down the landmark ruling in the Trump case. If he goes to jail it could be an HBO show.
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31/05/24•32m 33s
EP 251 - Tory campaign goes full GILF
This episode I discuss the Tory's announcement on national service and wonder if they've gone full GILF. Then I analyse Starmer's interviews and why he acts like a wounded fawn whenever someone questions his principles. Plus - for balance - there's a quick mention of Ed Davey falling off a paddleboard.
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29/05/24•43m 22s
BREAKING NEWS #11 - Election Announcement Special
This is the first of many Breaking News Election specials to come. I talk about why Rishi was man enough to announce it in the rain. Why Keir did it inside because he's old. And why none of the campaign will make any difference whatsoever to the outcome.
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23/05/24•29m 22s
EP 250 - The Political Cynicality of Salmon Tandoori (with IAN STONE)
Had a very funny chat with my good friend Ian Stone. We discussed the strategic significance of Starmer's Salmon Tandoori. What kind of kid's book Liz Truss would write. Why topical comedy is harder now there are more lawyers. And whether kids should be taught to call it a 'dinkle' or a 'penis'.
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22/05/24•48m 4s
BREAKING NEWS #10 - Keir's Baby Steps
I review Labour's launch of their 'first steps' strategy to win the next election. There's some praise for Keir seeming less like a mortgage salesman, but also questions remain over how bad he is at answering questions. And of course there's still his voice, there'll always be his voice...
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17/05/24•29m 50s
EP 249 - Is Rishi saying there will be WAR? (with SIMON EVANS)
This week Simon Evans joins me to discuss whether Rishi's big speech was scaremongering or if it actually had some good points. I also go in pretty hard on human macademia nut Keir Starmer (there will be letters). We also discuss the Baby Reindeer controversy and if there are double standards at work because the stalker is female. The Patreon only section looks at celebs being boycotted for not 'saying enough' on Gaza.
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15/05/24•44m 54s
EP 248 - Flailing Rishicopter And a Harsh Lesson For Bud Light
This week I catch up on all the fallout from the local elections which seemed to get worse for the Tories the longer things went. I discuss whether Andy Street was harshly dealt with and if the Greens expected their victorious candidate in Leeds to say 'Allahu Akbar'. We also look at Bud Light rowing back from social justice issues and wonder if it's part of a wider trend.
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08/05/24•38m 15s
BREAKING NEWS # 9 - Was it Torygeddon in the Local Elections?
Despite a b*stard journey back from Guernsey I managed to squeeze this out. I talk about the Tories getting battered at council level, doing not so badly with the mayoral votes and whether I voted Tory for the first time since 2019....
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03/05/24•25m 4s
EP 247 - Ho-Humza & Election Fever with IAIN DALE
In this huge political week it was great to get Iain back on the show to talk about the upcoming local and mayoral elections & also reflect on the HUMbelievable downfall of Humza. We also speculate on what form a Penny Mordaunt leadership bid would take, and conclude it would involve a cape and a sword.
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30/04/24•43m 39s
EP 246 - Angela Rayner, Violent Crime and Library Nonc*s with RACHEL FAIRBURN
We have a lady this week! Not just that a funny working class Northern lady (so many boxes ticked). Rachel Fairburn joins me to consider whether anyone cares about Angela Rayner's dogginess, if there really is a drop in violent crime and whether there's such a thing as Library Nonc*s
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24/04/24•50m 22s
EP 245 - Liz Truss, WW3 & Cancel Culture with SEANN WALSH
This week Seann Walsh returns for a very eclectic show. We discuss Liz Truss and her theory about running restaurants, the prospect of World War 3 and my belief that Seann is within his rights to look down his nose at modern cancel culture victims. There's also one of my favourite ever moments as Seann starts an observation about plastic bottles which he doesn't get to finish....
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17/04/24•43m 45s
BREAKING NEWS #8 - Fallout from the Cass Report
In this episode I try to give a very normal bloke response to the findings of the Cass Report. I won't lie, it's a heavy subject, so luckily there was also a fun YouGov survey this week asking the public silly questions about Sunak and Starmer which I get stuck into. I also reveal one of the most childish things I've ever done.
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12/04/24•28m 16s
EP 244 - Politics and Murder with STIG ABELL
This week I talk to broadcaster and write Stig Abell about politics and murder. Stig presents a breakfast show and gives on the background on politicians who say stupid things or - indeed - nothing at all. Then it's on to murder. Stig is a crime novelist and I challenge him to justify why it's ok to be entertained by people being killed.
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10/04/24•51m 18s
EP 243 - JK Rowling and the Deathly Scottish Hate Crime Bill
This week I climb into the Scottish hate crime bill cluster**** and how JK Rowling was able to call Humza's bluff. I also tentatively wonder if the Tory backlash has got a bit excessive. Additionally, there's another FREE audiobook chapter from THE BRITISH BLOKE DECODED.
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03/04/24•47m 22s
EP 242 - DOM FRISBY's brush with ELON MUSK...
I'm delighted DOMINIC FRISBY was able to step in last minute because he was able to tell us about his brush with ELON MUSK. We also look at the rise of the Reform Party, the departure of Owen Jones and - in the Patreon only section - we discuss Netflix's documentary about crowd trouble at the Euro 2021 final.
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27/03/24•47m 3s
Ep 241 - Hopefully Penny & Hapless Humza (feat. MARK NELSON)
Very funny episode this week with top stand-up Mark Nelson. We discuss Penny Mordaunt's Leadership chances, Humza Yousef looking like he regrets taking the gig and WTF is 'bread-crumbing'. There's also a genius idea for surge pricing in pubs.
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20/03/24•48m 30s
EP 240 - 30p Lee on a Bosman + Documentary Backlash (feat JACOB HAWLEY)
This week Jacob Hawley co-hosts, as we discuss 30p Lee going to Reform on a Bosman, Rishi showing more weakness and Starmer's weird 'book' tour. I also give some background on my university documentary, including an update on the fate of my Seat Ibiza....
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14/03/24•52m 59s
BREAKING NEWS #7 - Hunt's Budget 'Limbs'
In this breaking news I mull over Jeremy Hunt's long budget with small measures. I celebrate the NI cut whilst wondering if the fuel duty cut is an ongoing feature of British public life, like the DFS sale. I also ask why - whether it's Labour or Tories - I have a fundamental need to believe the good news. Oh and there are some fat jokes too.
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07/03/24•27m 29s
EP 239 - Extremehism (with ANDREW DOYLE)
This week Andrew Doyle joins me to mull over George Galloway's return to politics. We also try to talk about Mary Poppins recent ratings change, but I get a bit sexually distracted. There are also stunning revelations about Andrew going to Gary Glitter concerts and me being asked to leave an assembly for laughing WHILE I WAS A TEACHER.
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05/03/24•48m 48s
EP 238 - Political Sh******ery
It's another solo ep this week (following a late guest drop-out) but that did give a chance to reflect on a rancorous week in British politics. From Labour's mafioso style 'leaning' on Lindsay Hoyle to Lee Anderson going in two footed under the Ref's nose - it's all here. I try to approach it with nuance which means I'll probably annoy everybody.
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28/02/24•45m 27s
EP 237 - Tory Wipeout or are Labour Getting Smug?
It seems like a lifetime since the last episode so I did a round up of all the big political news, including the Tories facing electoral wipeout, Labour voters getting a bit smug, Sadiq up to his usual tricks & a bit of baiting for the work from home crowd.
(For the Patreon only version we continue the discussion about the Left's intolerance for right-wing women).
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21/02/24•42m 4s
EP 236 - Tricky Week for Labour (Feat. DOM FRISBY)
This week the brilliant Dom Frisby returns as we discuss Labour's issues around Azhar Ali, Trump's issue with NATO and Joe Biden's issue remembering the day of the week. For the Patreon bonus content we look at the cancelled actress Gina Carano suing Disney.
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14/02/24•44m 23s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #6 An Explosive Week in Politics
This was one of those weeks where I had to do a breaking news. From Rishi's handshake to Labour's U-turn and the advent of the PopCons (?!?) I felt like needed a catch-up / therapy.
This one might reflect exactly how you feel. Or I might end up upsetting everyone.
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09/02/24•32m 43s
EP 235 - ANDY ZALTZMAN
This week I'm delighted to have the host of the News Quiz and - more importantly - the test match special stats guy, Andy Zaltzman. We talk Tory infighting, satire in the Sunak/Starmer age and also why test cricket should be marketed like an HBO box-set.
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07/02/24•48m 31s
EP 234 - Failing Warships + a chat with FELICITY WARD
After a quick chat about the readiness of the British army (or lack of it), I speak to Felicity Ward. She's a great comic and has been a keen advocate for focus on men's mental health and suicide prevention. She's also soon to star in the Aussie remake of the The Office so I thought I'd nab here before she gets too famous to talk to me.
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31/01/24•49m 29s
EP 233 - Sturgeon, Lineker & The Krypton Factor (with SIMON EVANS)
This week SIMON EVANS makes a welcome return. We ramble around all sorts of subjects. Not just Nicola's disappearing messages or the latest bit of Lineker soap opera but also why marriages may need a stenographer and Simon's incredible story of why he was disqualified from The Krypton Factor.
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24/01/24•48m 3s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #5 It's Going To Be Trump
So much news this week I had to do another episode. I round up PMQs using Sunak & Starmer's 'jokes'. Then, following Trump's big win the first primary, I look at why Trump is set to confound his critics. Again.
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19/01/24•38m 59s
Ep 232 - Houthi and the Blowback (with KATHERINE RYAN)
This week Katherine Ryan makes a welcome return to WMPT. We discuss disturbing developments in the Middle East, nanny stateism and most disturbing of all in Hollywood films.
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17/01/24•47m 39s
EP 231 - Post Office Plonkers (with MATT GREEN)
For the first episode of the year i'm delighted to have Matt Green on the show. Matt joins me to discuss how the hell the Lib Dems are the main subject of discussion, why Rishi wants to be prom king and how Keir 'do nothing' Starmer might be onto something.
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10/01/24•51m 58s
EP 230 - Gervais, Coward & Predictions for 2024
In this end of year episode I talk about the latest outrage over Ricky Gervais's comedy and the attempts to call Noel Coward 'queer'.
Then it's on to a political review of 2023 and some predictions for the election year coming up, including why Rishi may be like Rose from Titanic and how Keir might start talking about himself in the 3rd person.
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30/12/23•45m 14s
2023 XMAS SPECIAL with ROMESH RANGANATHAN
Romesh returns for another festive special. We discuss a bit of politics but also hot button Christmas issues like they’re culture war battlegrounds. Including whether Mariah Carey is gaslighting the world and whether Elves are technically a migrant work force.
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20/12/23•51m 14s
Ep 229 - Rebound Rishi & Naughty Nigel (with JACOB HAWLEY)
Great to have Jacob this week, who some of you will have seen smashing it as my tour support.
We discuss rebound Rishi, crafty Gary Lineker, naughty Nigel Farage and whether the Mafia have a diversity & inclusion policy.
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13/12/23•45m 30s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #4 The Testymoany of BORIS JOHNSON
I was just going to talk about Boris but this has been a mad few days so politically, so there's also chat about Suella, surprise headliner Robert Jenrick and possibly the worst PMQs in history.
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08/12/23•30m 30s
EP 228 - Keir Thatcher & Britney Sunak with IAIN DALE
The very wise Iain Dale joins me this week to deliver early end of year reports for Keir & Rishi. We talk about Keir's weird fanboying on Thatcher and how no-one 'stands up' to Rishi. There are also derogatory mentions of both Crewe, Southampton and the A11
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05/12/23•45m 38s
EP 227 - Political Sh**holes + 90's football nostalgia with PERRY GROVES
After a catch up with James Cleverley getting in a bit of bother and Patrick Vallance's definitely private diaries, I speak to 80's and 90's football legend Perry Groves. Perry is so insightful and funny talking about the cultural (and drinking) differences between now and then. We talk about everything from the notorious Arsenal 'Tuesday Club' to players taking the knee, the Saudi coin and much more.
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29/11/23•50m 11s
EP 226 - Far Right Hair & Bin Laden Apologists (with KONSTANTIN KISIN)
Great to have Konstantin back co-hosting, fresh from another appearance on Joe Rogan. We talk about the new 'far right' Argentine President (and his hair). We try to slate Rishi but it ends up becoming a beat-down of the Lib Dems and we ponder the loony Americans who are making excuses for Bin Laden.
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22/11/23•44m 34s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #4 INTERNATIONAL GEEZER'S DAY (with The Man Whisperer)
I was always going to do an extra show to mark #InternationalMensDay but I would probably have had to do one for the politics on its own. What a bizarre week, from the return of Cameron to the Labour Party rediscovering it's ability to self destruct.
After that me and Kenny chat about bloke's stuff, with serious things but also some very immature comments as well.
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19/11/23•38m 4s
EP 225 - Rishi's BIG Reshuffle (with MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE)
Geoff is joined by Marcus Brigstocke as Suella gets the sack while Dave Cameron is back. We also reflect on a mad day of protest in the capital and look ahead to where it all goes next (includes laughing at yet another numpty protesting in McDonalds).
The show ends with us agreeing it's absolutely fine to laugh at the misfortune of people you dislike intensely.
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14/11/23•43m 38s
EP 224 - Covid Cursing & Protest Peril (plus FREE chapter of my audio-book)
EP 224 - Covid Cursing & Protest Peril (plus FREE chapter of my audio-book)
After a mad weeks of news Geoff gets to grip with the Covid testimonies and some epic cussing, but also wonders if the media have any appetite for the real issues. He also looks at the pro Palestinian protests and the made bloke who released mice into a Mcdonalds.
And there's a FREE chapter from Geoff's book THE BRITISH BLOKE DECODED
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08/11/23•40m 35s
EP 223 - Starmer Psychodrama with CHRIS MCCAUSLAND
'EP 223 - Starmer Psychodrama with CHRIS MCCAUSLAND'
Me and the brilliant CHRIS MCCAUSLAND discuss Keir Starmer's management of Labour over Gaza, Sturgeon getting her backside handed to her again and why seasoned club comics are the best....but I suspect the thing you'll remember is how I said 'Salvation Army'.
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01/11/23•41m 12s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #3 Covid Inquiry, all the exciting news...
Today's WMPT BREAKING NEWS takes a look at the chronically underreported Covid Inquiry. We’ll be giving you ‘highlights’ of the key moments so far and wondering how we’d all feel if we suddenly had to reveal our WhatsApp history…
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27/10/23•27m 5s
EP 222 - Large Labour win Inevitable? with DOMNIC FRISBY
EP 222 - Large Labour win Inevitable? with DOMNIC FRISBY
This week me and Dom mull over the seemingly inevitable Labour majority coming our way. We also worry about the fact Biden and Trump are loose canons and try to decide whether there is a female equivalent for toxic masculinity.
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25/10/23•44m 33s
EP 221 - COMPLICATED ISSUES, ACTUALLY with Tom Walker (aka JONATHAN PIE)
This is a great chat with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie).
Ranging from rising anti-semetism in the UK to the Aussie No vote & why Richard Curtis needs to wind his neck in, actually.
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18/10/23•39m 15s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #2 Labour Conference, all that glitters...
Another WMPT BREAKING NEWS! This time looking back on the Labour conference. The worst stage invasion ever and Keir's belief that repeating the fact people want nice things counts as policy.
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12/10/23•24m 23s
EP 220 - A Normal Reaction to Terrible Things (with SIMON EVANS)
The brilliant Simon Evans joins me as we ponder the early knockings of Labour Party conference. We also look at the situation in Israel and ponder what's a 'normal' reaction to awful things?
We end by sharing valuable tips on how not to become fully erect in a massage context.
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10/10/23•54m 26s
WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #1 Little Rishi's Big Speech
Welcome the first ever WMPT BREAKING NEWS.
I'll look to do a couple of these a month to cover big breaking stories. Think somehwere between a politics digest show and something funny.
In this first episode i'll be breaking down Rishi's big speech.
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05/10/23•23m 8s
EP 219 - The Never Ending Tory (with ANDREW DOYLE)
After a turbulent week personally, it's on to a turbulent week for the Tories. The brilliant Andrew Doyle joins me to consider Suella's big move on migration and Rishi's tricky rebrand. Though i suspect the thing that'll stick with you is the idea of being 'force teamed'.
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03/10/23•54m 52s
EP 218 - SEANN WALSH: POLITICAL ORACLE
Fresh from an fiery exchange on Politics Live I discuss the big issues of the day with Seann Walsh. From men committing suicide to HS2 and Mcdonald's receipts, Seann has all the big answers....ok, well has answers...
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26/09/23•54m 3s
EP 217 - DOES THE COMEDY INDUSTRY HAVE A PROBLEM?
This week I get into all the issues in and around the Russell Brand allegations, asking the question of whether or not comedy has a specific problem.
I also talk about Starmer cos-playing as PM and how you can be too tired to get drunk.
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19/09/23•43m 0s
EP 216 - MAN OF STEEL 2 (return of Mark Steel)
Delighted to have Mark Steel back on the show. We spoke about EU flags, plastic fags, dangerous dogs and favourite service stations.
It was a lovely chat and very funny.
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14/09/23•55m 32s
EP 215 - Rishi's Brick Wall & Starmer Reshuffle Drama with FIN TAYLOR
After i've had a laugh at how stressed Fin Taylor is we discuss the government's 'crumble brick syndrome' before wondering why Starmer drop-kicked Lisa Nandy into outer space. We then consider the cancellation of Roisin Murphy and whether the words 'puberty blocker' should cause alarm.
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06/09/23•46m 18s
EP 214 - ULooze - Sadiq Squares up to Motorists
This week I climb into Sadiq's expansion of Ulez to greater London. I ask when he's ever going to do something popular with everybody.
I also talk about being a parent and the responsibility of telling them bad stuff from history. But what if they don't think it's bad?...
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29/08/23•39m 53s
EP 213 - What's Happening to the Edinburgh Fringe? (plus chat with the Man Whisperer)
It's a game of two halves this week. I respond to the news around the cancellation of Graham Linehan's gig and general issues at the Edinburgh Fringe. Then it's some bloke chat as myself and the Man Whisperer ponder whether society dislikes blokes.
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21/08/23•57m 52s
EP 212 - Snow White and the Two Gammons w/ LEO KEARSE
A very funny episode this week as me and Leo get bent out of shape by woke posturing around the news Disney Snow White film. We also talk about how the govts small boats week backfired spectacularly and why you should be allowed to say if someone looks like your lesbian Nanna.
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15/08/23•47m 45s
EP 211 - Starmer Chameleon with IAN STONE
This is such a funny episode. Co-host Ian Stone was on great form. Despite being a centre-left guy, he's not too fond of Mr Starmer. I also launch a defence for Tories earning big money from second jobs, whilst we try to talk about the Lionesses without saying anything patronising.
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08/08/23•54m 21s
EP 210 - The Secrets of Modern Advertising
I'm on holiday this week, so I pre-recorded a fascinating chat with advertising guru Paul Burke. Paul spills the beans on a number of secrets from the progressive obsessed world of modern advertising. Not only that he talks about being part of the team which sold Blair in the late Nineties, but he also has a surprise assessment of Rishi Sunak's electoral chances...
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01/08/23•50m 32s
EP 209 - Post election shakedown with MATT FORDE
Delighted to have Matt Forde co-hosting this week.
After some very old sounding chat about recent gigs we've been to, I pick Matt's considerable political brain over last week's by election results. He's very forthright about why he thinks Labour are on the right track and Starmer is doing a good job. Well worth a listen.
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25/07/23•1h 3m
EP 208 - Micky Mouse Degrees & Hypocrisies with NICK DIXON
The brilliant Nick Dixon returns to co-host as we mull over Rishi's university onslaught, Keir's back-peddling, hypocrisy over the Huw Edwards scandal and whether or not a man should call his genitals the 'ice breaker'.
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17/07/23•1h 1m
EP 207 - AARON BASTANI
We always like to reach out over the political divide on WMPT, so this week it's the luxury Communist himself Aaron Bastani.
I talk to Aaron about left on left beef, the problems with Starmer and who's the hardest Ba**ard in the Labour Party.
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11/07/23•1h 5m
EP 206 - CHAOS IN FRANCE & WAR WITH AUSTRALIA?
It's a solo episode this week.
I discuss my poor timing in taking my wife to Paris at a time of huge tensions in the French capital.
Then I also cast a 100% objective eye over the controversial events in the fifth Ashes test at Lords.
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03/07/23•39m 37s
EP 205 - Russian Coups & Glasto Views with SIMON EVANS
Delighted to have Simon Evans back this week. We discuss all manner of stuff, from the Russian coup, Ben Elton's rant against Rishi the good & bad from Glastonbury + much more besides.
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27/06/23•1h
EP 204 - Boris is General Zod with DOMINIC FRISBY
This week it's a lovely co-hosting episode with Dominic Frisby.
We talk about everything from Howard of Take That getting cancelled, the continuing fuss over Boris, mortgages & the controversy at Rye College.
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20/06/23•1h 4m
EP 203 - Boris & Nicola with JONATHAN PIE
This is a cracking episode with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie). Tom Is on great form railing against virtue signalling in advertising but also climbing into big Government names.
We discuss his new BBC podcast in which he slams the BBC numerous times and also has a fair few swipes at James O'Brien.
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13/06/23•1h 1m
EP 202 - MICHELLE DE SWARTE
After I ponder aloud why the centre-left guys are among the angriest in politics, we welcome the brilliant Michelle De Swarte.
We discuss everything from her career in modelling, what quality hotels she's willing to entertain and I guarantee the phrase 'Tears and Wotsit dust' will stay with you for a very long time.
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07/06/23•1h 2m
EP 201 - God & other things with DAVID BADDIEL
The brilliant David Baddiel returns to WMPT!
We talk about his excellent new book 'The God Desire', but it never gets heavy and we quickly find ourself veering off into chat about celebrities and why humans are embarrassed to take a dump.
*Must listen episode*
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31/05/23•1h 13m
EP 200 - ADRIAN CHILES
It's the 200th episode!!!
And what a show I have for you. After a catch up on Suella's speeding and the immigration figures, it's into a big chat with a broadcasting idol of mine: Adrian Chiles. As you'd hope, we talk about some seriously blokey stuff, including motorways, service stations and why a Scouse pilot might make you nervous.
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26/05/23•1h 7m
EP 199 - JAMES HASKELL !
What a big star we have this week! Mr James Haskell!!
After a quick catch-up - where I sound off about Alistair Campbell - I get into all sorts of fascinating chats with James. Everything from virtue signalling in sport, to penis expertise, God and beyond. James is funny, informed and not afraid to say what he thinks.
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17/05/23•1h 10m
EP 198 - King Charles & The Sword of Mordaunt
Before I got violently ill and had to postpone a gig, I recorded a podcast.
We look back at the local elections, the Coronation and whether the Lib Dems are the UK's electoral 'F**k Buddies'.
It's a fun one!
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08/05/23•37m 55s
EP 197 - Elections, Coronations & Cancellations with IAIN DALE
What a week coming up! Iain Dale co-hosts as we discuss everything from upcoming local elections, to the coronation (and increasingly annoying Repulicans). We also discuss the worrying development at an Edinburgh Comedy venue where SNP's Joanna Cherry was cancelled from an event because of her so called 'gender critical' views.
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02/05/23•1h
EP 196 - DIONA DOHERTY
After I boast about presenting an award at the (diet) BAFTAS I spout off about St George's Day & Diane Abbott.
Then I chat to the lovely Diona Doherty. We discuss everything from her role in hit show Derry Girls, whether women are inherently nosey and which part of the UK does the best swearing.
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25/04/23•1h 6m
EP 195 - A Bit More ANDREW DOYLE
Delighted to have Andrew Doyle back co-hosting this week.
We spoke about everything, from the state of the two main parties to what we should really teach in schools and why 'sensitivity readers' might be the worst people on earth.
Andrew's book 'The New Puritans' is out in paperback NOW.
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19/04/23•1h 7m
EP 194 - TOBIAS PERSSON
First up I lay into Labour's bizzare attack adverts and share why the Norman conquest is winding me up.
Then it's a very interesting chat with Swedish comedian Tobias Persson. We talk about outdated Swedish stereotypes, comedic sensitivities + why he should change his name to Toby Pearson.
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12/04/23•1h 7m
EP 193 - ROCKING DA GREGGS
Early upload this week as I'm off on holiday for a week.
I talk about the CPTPwhatever deal, a bit about the trouble at the ports, some men's mental health + how some brands desperately want to seem young but never will #RockingDaGreggs
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03/04/23•37m 57s
EP 192 - ZOE LYONS
After a quick catch-up from some mental drugs announcements from the two main parties, I speak to proper stand-up Zoe Lyons. We have a good old chin-wag about how comedy is going and whether social media comics have what it takes for live. Plus Zoe, as a left leaning comic, shares her surprise at how some of our colleagues reacted to Brexit in their acts.
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30/03/23•1h 6m
EP 191 - The Donald & The Boris with FRANCIS FOSTER
Triggernometry's very own Francis Foster returns to co-host.
We rattle through a whole load of topic, from Boris to Donald to Keir to Suella, the Met Police and whether our grandparents were off their face the whole time.
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21/03/23•59m 9s
EP 190 - OH GARY, GARY...
Early upload this week as I'd rather share my thoughts on the Lineker psychodrama here than on Twitter.
We also talk about the economy's surprise growth and whether 30p Lee is a master of the dark arts.
We also have our first relationship letter for a while and I give very dodgy advice.
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13/03/23•42m 56s
EP 189 - THE RETURN OF KONSTANTIN
This week it's WMPT gold as Konstantin returns to co-host.
We rattle through the subjects, from Covid leaks to migrant issue and the emergence of some bizarre job called a 'sensitivity reader'.
Plus I make one of those most offensive analogies in the history of the show.
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08/03/23•1h 7m
EP 188 - DARREN MCGARVEY
First up we have a quick catch up about the week gone and little Rishi's big deal.
Then I speak to Scottish rapper, activist and writer Darren McGarvey. Darren comes at things from a very different angle to me on a political level, but communicates with such clarity I defy anyone not to take away something from this.
His analogy about the SNP using nationalism like a 'performance enhancing drug' is the best i've heard.
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01/03/23•1h 10m
EP 187 - BOY'S GONE WILD
After a quick catch-up on Roald Dahl and drunken escapades in Helsinki, I catch to the very talented lads from Boy's Gone Wild.
They're the youngest guests i've ever had on the show, but will surprise you with where their comedy is coming from. Fantastic inter-generational chat. You'll learn something. I did.
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22/02/23•57m 26s
EP 186 - Sturgent Question!
Despite hopping on & off enough planes to make Greta wince, I had to squeeze out an episode this week - not least to discuss wee Nicola's resignation.
We also chat about magic Grandpa Corbyn and why Starmer is becoming the political version of Shaggy.
After a quick debate on the merits of '30p' Lee Andersen I finish with an appreciation of the comic genius of Sam Smith.
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17/02/23•40m 5s
EP 185 - SIMON BRODKIN
After a quick catch-up on a mad week I speak to Simon Brodkin about his amazing career. From pranking Donald Trump and Kanye to starting out all over again as a straight stand-up, Simon has some unique tales to tell about the comedy industry.
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08/02/23•1h 5m
EP 184 - PHIL WANG
After a quick rant about Sturgeon and Alastair Campbell I have a lovely chat with Phil Wang.
He says some of the wises things i've ever heard about comedy and also reveals himself to be highly unpredictable as to where he fits into the politics of the comedy world. Also makes a bold prediction about christianity being like vinyl.
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01/02/23•1h 8m
EP 183 - NEIL DELAMERE
This week, after a catch-up on the Torie's latest attempts to eject themselves from office, I talk to the brilliantly funny Neil Delamere.
Neil is very patient with my questions about the cultural and political differences between England & Ireland, plus also has some terrific insights into doing panel shows.
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24/01/23•1h 3m
EP 182 - AGENDA NEUTRAL
It's a solo show this week, with plenty to get stuck into.
From eerie silence over good economic news to Starmer's word salad over self ID & the hilarious furore over the gender neutral Brits nominations.
I also bemoan the untimely demise of Lad's mags.
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17/01/23•46m 16s
EP 181 - Going Spare with ALUN COCHRANE
It was a delight to welcome Alun Cochrane back to WMPT. After a remarkable story about his experience with a Ukrainain refugee living into his house we get stuck into the news. We talk Unions and the New Year pledges from Rishi and Keir before wondering whether dear Prince Harry is a bit unwell.
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11/01/23•59m 33s
EP 180 - JEN BRISTER
After a quick catch up on recent news, it's a fascinating chat with the brilliant Jen Brister.
Jen is one of those people on the Left who finds herself simultaneously annoyed by Lefties, which makes for fertile comic territory. She's a brilliant stand-up and we discuss everything from UK politics to how her mother said the name 'Stephen'.
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05/01/23•1h 8m
EP 179 - MYSTIC GEOFF 2023 (Feat. Special guest Cameo)
After a festive catch-up - and me moaning about shoe-horned left wing themes in movies - it's time for another set of predictions for 2023.
Plus I review how i fared with my 2022 predictions (spoiler alert - shocking).
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29/12/22•48m 0s
EP 178 - XMAS SPECIAL with ROMESH RANGANATHAN ('The Maltese Nan Incident')
In this year's traditional festival WMPT with Romesh we discuss all sorts - from the best day to get drunk over Xmas to politics and much more.
I suspect the thing you'll remember though is the 'Maltese Nan Incident'.
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22/12/22•1h 7m
EP 177 - A Tale of Two Harrys
This week I share thoughts on strikes and the increasingly bland Tory governemnt.
Then I rip the Harry & Meghan documentary a new one (god it's bad) before having some final reflections on England going out of the World Cup and why some sad gits need to focus on their own teams.
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14/12/22•47m 32s
EP 176 - JON HOLMES
I have random rant about Communism and wonder whether the RMT are losing public support.
Then it's a fantastic & funny chat with Jon Holmes, covering areas as wide as how he got the biggest radio fine in Offcom history and issues of class and diversity of voice in comedy.
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07/12/22•1h 10m
EP 175 - The Return of KATHERINE RYAN
It was an absolute pleasure to have Katherine Ryan back co-hosting the show. We spoke about so much. Everything from Justin Trudeau to virtue signalling and that explosive interview with Louis Theroux.
But I suspect the thing that'll stay with you is 'Definitely not Joe Morgan'
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30/11/22•1h 1m
EP 174 - Pints & Prejudice with AL MURRAY
The brilliant Al Murray returns to talk about his new book 'Command'.
Before that I pick his brain about the murky issues around the Qatar World Cup and dark murmurings around over-turning Brexit.
Then we discuss his excellent new book about WW2 generals, could've spoke for hours.
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23/11/22•1h
EP 173 - 'Doom Loop' (Feat. The Man Whisperer)
We have a big catch up on all things topical, including a deep dive on the budget but also Boy George.
Then the excellent Man Whisperer returns to the show. He tries to talk to me sensibly about feelings while I make cheap puns and try to think of dilemmas.
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18/11/22•1h 14m
EP 172 - The World Cup of Hypocrisy
This week I go on a proper rant after getting fed up with celebrity liberal hypocrisy in and around the Qatar World Cup.
We also catch up on the week's politics and Ed Davey somehow gets a mention!
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08/11/22•47m 7s
EP 171 - Welcome to the Jungle (Feat. LEO KEARSE)
The brilliant Leo Kearse returns to co-host. We chat about Matt Hancock, Sue-Ellen Braverman and why Leo has been cancelled from doing a comedy tour of the UK.
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02/11/22•1h 4m
EP 170 - (Feat. Matt Marney) I can't keep up!!
The title says it all, i'm doing my best to stay on top of the politics but also aware my brain is getting over loaded by news.
That's why i spoke to geezer guru Matt Marney. Matt has so many smart things to say about how we could all easily feel a bit calmer.
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26/10/22•56m 2s
*BONUS EPISODE* - 'Trussterf&ck!'
As promised, if the PM resigned i'd do an extra episode. Apologies for the sound quality but i was holed up in a hotel room in Dublin. I pour ever YET ANOTHER mental few days in British politics.
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21/10/22•37m 44s
EP 168 - RICHARD HERRING
First up it's a big deep dive on another mental week for Liz Truss.
Then I speak to my fantastic guest Richard Herring about his book 'Can I Have My Ball Back'. It's not just about his experience of testicular cancer but a jumping off point into discussion of masculinity, comedy and why we both love TV quizzes.
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19/10/22•1h 9m
EP 167 - What Happens in Vegas....
I'm back from Las Vegas and moaning about the exchange rate. And the Govt. And Nicola Sturgeon. And people who got irate about John Cleese joining GB News.
But i promise it's still fun.
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12/10/22•44m 49s
EP 166 - Screeching Handbrake Turn with SIMON EVANS
Simon Evans returns to co-host this week as we mull over the Tories dramatic change of tac on tax. We also ponder the Left's blind-spot on racism and discuss the morality of eating discarded food.
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04/10/22•52m 16s
EP 165 - Crashing Pound & Radio Rows
It's a solo show this week as there's plenty to talk about. We deal with the fall out from the 'Kami-Kwasi' budget, Labour's ongoing 'reinvention' + me nearly getting into a fight at my own radio record.
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27/09/22•47m 37s
EP 164 - JOSH HOWIE
After a catch-up on the Royal Funeral and Vladimir Putin, I talk to the bright and funny Josh Howie.
Josh has an incredble story to tell about being a Jewish Labour voter during the Corbyn years and the journey he went on politically. We also talk about his spiritual life and how he met his own version of Alfie Solomun from Peaky Blinders.
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22/09/22•1h 8m
Ep 163 - History Happening & New Puritanism with ANDREW DOYLE
The brilliant Andrew Doyle co-hosts this week. As you'd expect we start with a re-cap of a historic week.
We then go back to before the death of Elizabeth the Great and pick over Liz Truss's debut PMQs.
Then it's a deep dive on Andrew's fantastic new book.
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13/09/22•1h 11m
Ep 162 - Taking the Liz
So Liz is finally installed as Prime Minister and I pick over the bones of her acceptance speech.
We also discuss the absolute looney left on Twitter + I defend Joe Lycett’s right to take the piss.
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05/09/22•45m 11s
Ep 161 - MARK STEEL
Delighted to have Mark Steel on the show this week. We meandered from comedy to politics and back to comedy again. Covering immature Labour politicians wearing silly t-shirts, whether Tory leadrers really are getting more Fascist & whether anyone should ever kiss a Lib Dem.
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31/08/22•1h 10m
Ep 160 - Love Letter to the West with KONSTSANTIN KISIN
This week friend of the show Konstantin Kisin returns. We talk a bit more about the comedy industry, the summer of chaos and then get into a big chat about his excellent book 'An Immigrant's Love Letter to the West'.
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24/08/22•1h 1m
EP 159 - The Cancellation of Jerry Sadowitz
This week we take a deep dive on Jerry Sadowitz having his show cancelled at the Edinburgh Fringe.
We also talk about Starmer's energy plan and why we should probably tolerate blokes like Graham Souness.
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16/08/22•48m 26s
EP 158 - Price Caps & Comedy Industry B*tchslaps with FRANCIS FOSTER
I'm back off holiday and straight into it with the brilliant Francis Foster.
We catch up on politics, but also Francis's controversial appearance on the JOE ROGAN podcast and the recent industry debates about right-wing comedy.
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11/08/22•1h 4m
EP 157 - Brexit Reflections
As I'm off being a sad middle aged to**er in Ibiza, I've share a third and final chapter from my audiobook - this time on Brexit.
But there's still plenty of the usual stuff, including thank you & f*ck you!
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02/08/22•37m 33s
EP 156 - 'Call Him Sunak FFS!' Feat. IAN STONE
The brilliant Ian Stone co-hosts this week, so I picked his comedic centre-left brain about the current political big stories.
In fact we spoke about politics for most of the show, but there was also time for me to hate on festival goers and give a tip on snigging bed-sheets.
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27/07/22•1h 5m
EP 155 - The Final Two + Comedy Purist SEANN WALSH
After I have a serious rant about both the Tory leadership race & Emily Thornberry, Seann Walsh returns for another lovely comedy chat.
We discuss why you have to take the p*ss out of other people and why beta male comedy took off.
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21/07/22•1h 12m
EP 154 - Tories, Teachers & Tales with ROMESH RANGANATHAN
Romesh returns as I selfishly add to his already ridiculous schedule. We obviously the Conservative leadership hopeful, but there's so much else here. From teaching to weight loss and why Rom is a water bottle diva.
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14/07/22•1h 1m
BONUS EPISODE - *Boris Resignation Special*
As the Patreons called for it, here it is. Going over all the debris of a mad week in the Conservative party. From Boris going, to why I'll never call him 'Saj' & why Penny Mordaunt sounds like a mode of transport.
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09/07/22•38m 19s
Ep 151 - (Feat. NICK DIXON) Boris on the Brink...again
This week the excellent Nick Dixon co-hosts. We talk about the big political news, then the Sunak & Javid resignations happen while we're recording and we say 'Blimey' a lot.
Also chatting about Macy Gray & Bette Midler wading into the Trans debate and plenty more besides. Funny episode.
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06/07/22•1h 5m
EP 150 - AYESHA HAZARIKA
After our usual catch-up, I speak to broadcaster, political commentator and former comedian / special adviser Ayesha Hazarika MBE.
Ayesha is spot on with her analysis of current politics, but her inside stories working under Blair, Brown & Miliband are unmissable.
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29/06/22•1h 9m
EP 149 - Trains, Blame and Naughty Comedians
Solo show this week as we take a deep dive into the rail strikes and reformed 'firm' member Mick Lynch.
We also look at comedians getting investigated for jokes and why the US Navy feel the need to explain pronouns to adult recruits.
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22/06/22•44m 38s
BONUS EPISODE! - Men's Mental Elf with The Man Whisperer
After some of the usual chat, we talk men's mental health, in honour of men's health week (we get one whole week eh?). Kenny (aka the Man Whisperer) is so wise and insightful. This one is well worth a listen.
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17/06/22•49m 58s
EP 147 - (Feat. MARK NELSON) Rwanda, Northern Ireland & the problem with the SNP
Delighted to have Mark Nelson back to co-host this week. Mark is great on subjects from Rwanda to Northern Ireland and motorway service stations, but his critique of the SNP is simply unmissable.
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15/06/22•1h 6m
Ep 146 - (Feat. LEO KEARSE) A Vote of Little Confidence
This week the brilliant Leo Kearse returns as co-host and we pick the bones out of Boris's 'victory'.
We also discuss zoos, 4 day weeks, family sex shows and how to pronounce 'croissant'.
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07/06/22•57m 28s
Ep 145 - Diane Spencer & Kevin Shepherd
After our usual catch-up I have a lovely chat with Husband / Wife comedy partners Diane Spencer & Kevin Shepherd.
We talk about everything from comedy, to the GB news backlash and why working-class mums are terrfiying.
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01/06/22•1h 6m
EP 144 - Another slice of JONATHAN PIE
Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie) re-joins us and we leap STRAIGHT into a heated discussion about Boris.
We also discuss whether comedy is finally getting more permissive and whether right-wing people are more helpful.
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25/05/22•1h 9m
EP 143 - Question Time 'Comedian'
Fresh from another Question Time run-out, I've got plenty to talk about and some inside info. Everything from Liverpool fans booing, windfall taxes, Eurovision and why women complain more.
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18/05/22•44m 38s
EP 142 - Money, Starmer & sperm-banks with DOMINIC FRISBY
WMPT's resideny money man Dominic Frisby co-hosts this week's with some excellent insights. We also talk about Starmer and local election fall-out. But I guarantee the thing you'll remember is the thing about sperm banks.
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11/05/22•57m 53s
*BONUS EPISODE* Local Election reactions + Depp Vs Heard
A bonus episode as I react to all the big local election news, reveal how I voted and assess Starmer's future. We also look at Amber Heard case and the idea of toxic feminity.
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06/05/22•34m 39s
EP 140 - Election Preview Special with IAIN DALE
With local elections coming up i bring in political heavyweight Iain Dale to disucss the state (absolute state?) of the main parties.
Plenty of political insight and behind the scenes tit-bits. Plus we slag off the Lib Dems.
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03/05/22•1h 6m
EP 139 - New Twitter Musk, with CHRIS SNOWDON
So much to talk about this week. The IEA's Chris Snowdon co-hosts as we rip through Elon buying Twitter, France buying Macron, Labour selling whoppers Trudeau selling snake oil and much more!
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27/04/22•57m 56s
EP 138 - GB News, Partygate & Rwanda with SIMON EVANS
Simon Evans co-hosts this week and it's a brilliant rattle through so many subjects.
GB News, Elon Musk, Partygate, Sturgeon, Rwanda and why the hell women want new kitchens.
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20/04/22•1h 2m
EP 137 - Boris's Cake & JK's Party (+ FREE audiobook chapter)
This week, to celebrate the release of the paper of 'Where Did I Go Right?' I've included a chapter from the audiobook . But before that we attend to the usual business, including whether or not Boris should resign for a cake and if JK Rowling's critics have gone mad. Order Paperback BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU
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13/04/22•1h 8m
EP 136 - ESHAAN AKBAR
A brilliant chat this week with Eshaan Akbar. Eshaan shares his fascinating background and sheds some interesting light on why so many British Asians lean to the Right. We also talk about the Channel 4 decision and I do so many dodgy accents this may be the last you hear from me.
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05/04/22•1h 11m
EP 135 - B*tch-slaps & Fines with MATT FORDE
The brilliant Matt Forde co-hosts this week. We talk about comedians getting slapped, politicians getting slapped with fines and whether Joe Biden needs a light one to wake up.
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30/03/22•1h 5m
EP 134 - Hostages, Ferries and Travelodge Tragedy
It's a solo episode this week as there's so much to talk about. I rant about a current lack of objectivity in reporting the the government. A lack of any sense in the NHS's treatment of a woman in the case of a trans sexual assault. And a lack of any dignity in a recent experience I had at a Travelodge.
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22/03/22•43m 36s
EP 133 - Refugees, Macron & JK Rowling with FRANCIS FOSTER
It's the second half of our Trigonometry double-bill as Francis Foster co-hosts. We talk about the real logistics of the UK refugee scheme, Macron's painful attempt to be a bit more Zelensky and why Labour need to be honest about trans issues.
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16/03/22•54m 46s
EP 132 - War, Bercow & Question Time with KONSTANTIN KISIN
This week co-hosting we have Konstantin Kisin returning. KK gives us the skinny on his Question Time debut, some valuable personal insight on Ukraine. Then we both feign shock at the ruling on John 'Nice guy' Bercow.
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09/03/22•58m 26s
EP 130 - (Feat. Rosie Holt) Covid Freedom at Last!
This week viral sensation Rosie Holt is back to co-host.
We disagree a bit on Covid, a lot on Brext and then concur that Trudeau is a bit of a melt.
This episode also includes one of the most brutally worded listener letters of all time.
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22/02/22•1h 4m
EP 129 - RUSSELL KANE
Despite being officially on holiday, I got ahead and scheduled this great chat with Russell Kane. Russell is a brilliant live stand-up but here we get a sense of his all around savvy in and around issues of class and censorship.
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16/02/22•55m 17s
EP 128 - Joe & Jimmy
After some thoughts on the 'jostling' of Keir Starmer we go deep on the whole Joe Rogan thing. After that we lurch straight into a chat about all the issues arising from Jimmy Carr's 'joke' ps - whatever you thought, it definitely was a joke.
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09/02/22•46m 1s
EP 127 - THE LEGENDARY BOB MILLS
After a quick catch-up on a turbulent week in the Commons, I chat to one of my heroes Bob Mills. We talk about where comedy is, where it's come from and take a deep-dive on the cult hit that was 'In Bed with Medinner'. One of my favourite episodes of WMPT.
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02/02/22•1h 11m
EP 126 - CHRIS MARTIN (No, not that one)
After a catch-up on the latest big news, I speak to my old writing partner Chris Martin. Chris has been making waves in the States as a stand-up and with his wife and writing partner. I talk about life over there, American sensitivities, US politics and Chris's excellent podcast about Dads.
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26/01/22•55m 38s
EP 125 - BORIS ON THE ROPES
This one is hot off the press straight after a ridiculously eventful PMQ's. Including actual jokes from Starmer, defections & a body blow from David Davis. I also talk about the BBC license fee and respond to two cracking letters.
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19/01/22•42m 13s
EP 124 - TONY LAW
After a catch-up on the latest round of Tory turmoil, I speak to the brilliant, funny and wise Tony Law.
This is a far-ranging chat, from the surreal to the insightful, taking in cancel culture, offence and why Tony loves Britain. I hope you laugh as much as I did.
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13/01/22•1h 7m
EP 123 - (Feat. Matt Marney) How to Avoid Man t*ts
After a New Year & Xmas catch-up, I examine the logic of re-introducing masks in secondary schools (there is none). Then I speak my mate and blokey fitness guru Matt Marney about how to be a better bloke in 2022. Some proper good advice, plus us talking bollocks too.
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05/01/22•1h 4m
EP 122 - MYSTIC GEOFF 2022
It's the annual New Year prediction's show. Geoff asks will Boris survive? Will Labour ever take a position on anything? What will be the next thing to become 'problematic', and much more besides.
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30/12/21•51m 9s
EP 121 - XMAS SPECIAL with ROMESH RANGANATHAN
What a fun chat this was as I had the now customary mulled wine with Romesh. We discuss Santa, Whisky, Boris, Labour, Weakest Link, bare knuckle fighting and whether men should be allowed to disappear to the pub on Xmas day.
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21/12/21•1h 4m
EP 120 - Is Boris a Busted Flush?
After a disastrous two weeks for the Tories I ask whether it's time for Boris to make way for someone more competent, honest or conservative even!
I also examine the SNP's curious need to micro-manage people and give the skinny and what it's like being next to Richard Burgon as he gaffes.
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13/12/21•41m 22s
EP 119 - (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Four Horsemen of The Tory Apocalypse
The brilliant Konstantin Kisin is back with us to discuss his fears on rising Covid authoritarianism. We also look at the state of the Tory Party lobbing out policy ideas seemingly at random. But most disturbingly of all - for reasons I'd rather not think about - I call Konstantin 'Candice'.
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08/12/21•55m 28s
EP 118 - NICK DIXON
This is a fascinating chat with the excellent Nick Dixon. We talk about his experience earlier this year of being 'cold shouldered' by the comedy industry for something as simple as a tweet. Not only that we talk about his presence on GB News and why he feels so passionately about face-masks.
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01/12/21•1h 5m
EP 117 - Geoff Back on the Warpath!
After a couple of more gentle guest shows it's fair to say Geoff has a lot to get off his chest this week. From activist head-teachers to Diet Liberals and complacent Labour voters, he's back on the front foot.
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23/11/21•45m 42s
EP 116 - RACHEL PARRIS
It was so good to talk to Rachel. We get some fascinating background on those huge viral clips, how that impacted her and whether or not she'd be interested in the vacant chair at Mash Report / Late Night Mash.
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17/11/21•1h 3m
EP 115 - ADAM ROWE
So I've finally given into diversity targets and had a scouser on the show. Adam is a brilliant comic who is unafraid to both go for the govt and the more censorious ends of the Left.
Before that we talk about NHS lies and puppy terrorism.
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10/11/21•1h 3m
EP 114 - Cancel Culture, The 'Myth' that keeps on Mything
Plenty to talk about this week. We talk about the shocking sacking of Terry Gilliam for the usual reason: stuff that he said which some delicate flowers found upsetting. We also talk Facist chicken packaging and how the hell you slow down once you've been busy.
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04/11/21•44m 1s
EP 113 - (Feat. Ian Stone) Typical Big Spending Tories
I laughed a lot recording this week's podcast with the brilliant Ian Stone. We spoke about the budget and the Tories becoming like some kind of Blair/Brown hybrid. We spoke about poo and the sea and finally - reluctantly - I talk about about climate change.
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27/10/21•1h
EP 112 - (Feat. Christopher Snowdon) Covid, What The F**k Happens Next?
This week I have author, libertarian and public health expert Christopher Snowdon back on the show to talk about all things Covid. But in a funny informative way.
We talk about plenty more besides, including a bizarre plug for taking up smoking.
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19/10/21•1h 6m
EP 111 - Shocking Covid Report Tells Us Stuff We Already Knew
So the first big report on Covid is out and we have a delve into the less than surprising findings. Then we talk about Boris's holiday and why it's both ok and annoying. Keir Starmer's HGV debacle gets a few minutes as does the ongoing gender neutral crusade in retailers.
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13/10/21•43m 54s
EP 110 - JOANNE MCNALLY
EP 110 - JOANNE MCNALLY
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05/10/21•1h 8m
EP 109 - (Feat. Simon Evans) Don't Panic!
The brilliant Simon Evans co-hosts with me this week as we discuss the petrol panic, Tory scum and Labour tying themselves in knots over cervixes.
There's also some great advice for men whose wives find them annoying.
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29/09/21•1h 2m
EP 108 - Labour Civil War
A solo show this week as we discuss Labour's pathological desire to fight with themselves. Not to be outdone, Boris had a limp visit to the US and ended up like a bloke in a meat van.
I also talk about the manifold dangers of night-time wee.
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23/09/21•46m 6s
EP 107 - (Feat. Leo Kearse) Tennis, Motorways and the Tale of Dirty Mick
Great co-host episode this week with Leo Kearse on very funny form. We discuss comedians getting cancelled, tennis becoming a vehicle for the wokies and actual vehicles getting stuck because of protestors. Also I tell the tale of Dirty Mick...
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16/09/21•57m 32s
EP 106 - Those Big State High Taxing Tories
It's a solo episode this week as we have plenty to talk about. We start with the Tories basically acting like the Gordon Brown administration before moving onto the FA's ridiculous decision to charge a 14 year old boy for a tweet. There's a bit of mental health chat about how buying a milkshake can be terrifying.
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09/09/21•42m 24s
EP 105 - (Feat. Tom Walker) Another Slice Of Jonathan Pie
Delighted to have Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie) back on the show. We discussed his new tour, Afghanistan, Joe Biden, Keir Starmer and much more. My favourite moment was discussing the Taliban watching 'How to' videos on YouTube.
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02/09/21•1h
EP 104 - FERN BRADY
Really loved this chat with brilliant Scottish comic Fern Brady. After the usual podcast catch ups I get into the chat with Fern, covering areas as wide as the SNP, working as a stripper and why people in Cambridge don't smile.
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27/08/21•1h 10m
EP 103 - Talibanter!
This week I get to grips with the return of everyone's favourite hateful mysoginists, but this time with better PR. Speaking of men we also chat about the stunning decline in British men being able to build or fix stuff. Plus a quick chat about Australia & NZ's draconian lockdowns (again).
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19/08/21•44m 8s
EP 102 - (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Why Moderate People Don't Trust The News
This is a cracking episode as co-host Konstantin Kisin unpacks his super viral thread on why normally moderate people are struggling to trust the MSM on vaccines. We also take some pot-shots at those preachy Tik-Tokers and the idea of The Terminator going woke.
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13/08/21•53m 50s
EP 101 - The Woke Olympics
It's one for the purists this week, a solo episode where I look at a frankly astonishing recommendation from an American medical agency on gender. Then we look at the mental health debate in and around sport, trying to determine the difference between real issues and getting the yips.
I also name my top three service stations.
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03/08/21•46m 46s
EP 100 - AL MURRAY!
So here it is, the 100th episode, I raise my bat to the barmy army for the century and have a brilliant chat with the fantastic Al Murray.
We talk politics and war - but mainly this is a rich chat about comedy. Who's it for? Where's it been and where's it going?
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28/07/21•1h 14m
EP 99 - ALUN COCHRANE
Delighted to have Alun Cochrane on the show this, especially after so many requests from the Patreons. Alun is a seriously smart and funny comic, who's been on a bit of a journey in terms of his relationship with the comedy circuit. It's fair to say he doesn't buy into the comedy groupthink. Not one bit.
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22/07/21•58m 8s
EP 98 - Recriminations Coming Home
So football didn't come home, but all sorts of other stuff did. This episode is a deep dive on the behaviour of England fans, online racism, blokes with tiny manhoods, public coke taking and much more.
Plus we have a brief chat about the looming threat of Covid passports.
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14/07/21•41m 59s
EP 97 - IAIN DALE
After a quick catch-up on the face-mask, I welcome the brilliant Iain Dale. This is such a great politics chat: from big tent ideas, political gossip and up to the minute analysis. This episode is longer than usual, partly because I didn't want to lose anything.
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07/07/21•1h 8m
EP 96 - (Feat. Nico Yearwood) Twisted Nipples & Oxfam's weird 'Whiteness'
Delighted to have the brilliant Nico Yearwood back as co-host. I catch up with Nico's experience back gigging and how some middle-aged white women have been acting in comedy clubs. We discuss the back end of the Hancock affair and wonder if Sajid might savour restrictions a little less, before looking at Oxfam's bizarre attitude towards 'whiteness'.
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01/07/21•53m 44s
EP 96 - Matt Han(cock) + Free Brexit chapter from Audiobook
This is Ronseal title. We have a good laugh at Matt Hancock's expense before some Brexit reflections 5 years since the vote. Then I give away a FREE ENTIRE CHAPTER FROM MY AUDIOBOOK within the episode.
Hoping that you lazy B*****Ds will finally download the whole thing.
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25/06/21•49m 46s
EP 94 - (Feat. The Man Whisperer) Bloke Psychology Part 2
After a news catch-up on the Lockdown extension & launch of GB News, I speak to 'The Man Whisperer' Kenny Marmarella D'Cruz.
It's international men's health week, so me and Kenny lockdown on the effects of lockdown. From dealing with emotional women to realising your partner is annoying. Plus I make some immature jokes about sex to break the tension.
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17/06/21•1h 10m
EP 93 - (Feat. Andrew Doyle) Launch of GB News + Kneeling & Tweeting
Real scoop for this episode as I talk to Andrew Doyle about the launch of GB News this week and his show on the channel. We also discuss the big issues around taking the knee and whether time travel punishment makes sense for cricketer's tweets.
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09/06/21•54m 43s
EP 92 - (Feat. Triggernometry's Francis Foster) You Can't Say Nothing No More
After a quick catch up on Sir Keith's appearance on Piers Morgan, I chat to Triggernometry's very own Francis Foster.
Francis has so much insight on cancel culture, trans issues and freedom of expression. It's also clear from this chat that we are both trainee Gammons who don't like change.
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02/06/21•1h 8m
EP 91 - Second Cummings
This week focuses heavily on classic Dom's testimony at the select committee. Was he telling the truth? Should Hancock go? Does anyone need to show that much chest hair?
I also look at the Friends Reunion show and the crucial issue of context when appreciating a joke.
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27/05/21•47m 17s
EP 90 - MATT FORDE
As you'd expect, the chat with Matt is both funny and politically insightful, but what he also delivers is one of the most convincing analysis of what's going on with Sturgeon and the SNP.
Matt also gives his view on the Labour malaise which is hard to argue with, and we also discuss how scary Green Party activists can be!
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19/05/21•1h 3m
EP 89 - BOOK LAUNCH SPECIAL W/ KATHERINE RYAN
My book is out on May 13th. My friend and patriarch Katherine Ryan kindly agreed to talk to me about 'Where Did I Go Right? (How The Left Lost Me)'.
We talk about everything from party politics, why Matt Hancock is like a bad step-dad & dodgy cowboy competitions.
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11/05/21•1h 7m
EP 88 - Labour Pains (sorry, obvious title but was in a rush)
This episode is why the podcast exists. Something obvious happened politically and some people need it explain. Labour look to have done badly at the polls (again) and I examine any of the 5000 reasons that might be.
We also discuss why Keir Starmer should stay away from boxing gloves and wallpaper.
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07/05/21•48m 17s
EP 87 - (Feat. Athena Kugblenu) Cancel Culcha!
First up we catch up on the big Boris did he say it / didn't he / does anyone really care?
Then it's a chat with sharp minded and brilliant comic and thinker Athena Kugblenu. She's done a show about cancel culture for Radio 4 and, while we're coming at it from different political angles, we found plenty of common ground. Then we close by revealing exactly how YouGov panels work....
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28/04/21•1h 3m
EP 86 - European Super Cluster-fu*k
The brilliant Dominic Frisby co-hosts this week. We talk about the laughably shambolic attempts to form a breakaway European Super League, before turning our eyes on comedy as a business. This episode also includes the most mind-blowing thank you/f*ck you in the history of the show.
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22/04/21•56m 11s
EP 85 - Farewell Phil & Hello Dodgy Dave
In this episode I discuss both the passing of Prince Phillip and the how some of the numpties reacted to it. Then we look at dodgy Dave Cameron's dealings with DC super villain Lex Greensill.
After that I speak to my mate Matt Marney. We talk a lot about men's mental health but here's a bloke who's done it and knows how to talk about it without mentioning words like 'namaste'.
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15/04/21•1h
EP 84 - SEANN WALSH
This is easily one of the funniest episodes. After a brief catch-up on politics, I talk to Seann Walsh about COMEDY. How he writes, why he wants to connect with ordinary people, the class divides but mostly we have a laugh. There's also a very embarrassing story Seann tells about me.
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09/04/21•1h 6m
EP 83 - (Feat. Simon Evans) What IS going on in schools?
Absolute belter this, with Simon Evans co-hosting and on top form. We look at the situation in Batley where an RS teacher was suspended for showing cartoons of the Prophet. We then talk about a school in Hackney which has ended bullying by also ending fun. Then there's some strange philosophical stuff and a comparison between God and Rudy Giuliani.
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01/04/21•57m 50s
EP 82 - Flag Sha*ger or Patriot?
Plenty to talk about this week. We’ve got a new phrase to get our heads around, ‘Flag Shaggers’. I ponder both sides of the argument before realising the Union Jack is undeniably sexy. Then I respond to the furloughed agitators in Bristol and why it’s so hard for Labour MPs to say setting fire to Police vans is hard. We close by wondering what a ‘Tory approved’ sitcom would look like.
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24/03/21•40m 8s
EP 81 - (Feat. Rosie Holt) The Ballad of Sir Keith Starmer
After a quick catch-up on the latest EU vaccine clusters*ck, I chat with the brilliant Rosie Holt. We get a sense of her comedic targets plus views on vaccines, women's safety and why there are so many creepy left-wing men in comedy.
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18/03/21•1h
EP 80 - Megxit / Piersxit / Give a sh*t
In this episode I go on hard on Meghan & Harry's interview. Then I tell myself off. Then I storm off and refuse to apologise.
As well as reaction to the Royal nonsense we talk about Pepe Le Pew being cancelled and why the Queen should start knocking people off.
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10/03/21•43m 49s
EP 79 - (Feat. Andrew Doyle) Budget Reaction + Free Speech Deep Dive
Returning to co-host this week we have the brilliant Andrew Doyle. He discusses his new book and the current issues around free speech. We also respond to Rishi's Leftie budget, decide which era had the best gays and determine who'd win in a fight between Sturgeon & Salmond.
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04/03/21•56m 11s
EP 78 - Boris's Covid Plan: Road-map or Donkey Trek?
It's an early upload as I try to get my head around the Govt's road-map out of Covid. Is it light at the end of the tunnel? Or is the tunnel just a shift-shaping entity that will never end?
I also get weirdly annoyed about Madonna's belief she is oppressed before doing a bit of men's mental health.
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23/02/21•47m 32s
EP 77 - (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Why Are Labour So Meh?
This episode sees my first ever co-host as I honour Trigonometry's own Konstantin Kisin making his third appearance on the show.
We wonder why some Lefties are so shocked at the Tories continuing to do ok in the polls. Then there's discussion over the cancellation (which apparently doesn't happen) of Gina Carrano from The Mandalorian.
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17/02/21•57m 10s
EP 76 - Owen Jones takes up my challenge!
So I put a WWE challenge out to Owen Jones to come on the podcast. Fair play, he took it up. We spoke about Labour's problems of course, but I also tried to get Owen to admit that that the Left are obsessed with identity politics and that paying tax can be upsetting.
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11/02/21•1h 8m
Ursula Executes Order 66
As the EU vaccine row exploded over the weekend I have another pass at how the cool kids in school ending up soiling themselves in the canteen. We also talk about Sadiq in yet another grand virtue signal. Then it's onto the double standards in the way men take stick for their appearance #EverydaySexism
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03/02/21•43m 19s
EP 74 - (Feat. Nico Yearwood) EU in Giant Dummy Spit
This week we have a great guest, fearless & funny stand-up Nico Yearwood. We talk comedy, Meghan & Harry, BLM and the 'bravery' of no make-up selfies.
Before that it's a quick catch-up on the politics, with the 'grim milestone' and the EU throwing a massive hissy fit.
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28/01/21•1h 4m
EP 73 - New President, New Pronouns
This week we have a good look at the exit of Donald Trump and the arrival of everyone's favourite uncle (apparently) Joe Biden. Is he the Messiah, or a very naughty boy who likes to sniff hair? We also look at politics somehow making its way into Dancing On Ice, Remainer pessimism and a bit of men's mental health (with one listener idea, which is straight up mental).
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21/01/21•43m 12s
EP 72 - LAWRENCE FOX
A year on from his notorious appearance on Question Time I asked Lawrence Fox the following question: 'Are you feeling more conciliatory in 2021?' We agreed a bit, I challenged him on some stuff, he called me out on others.
It was an interesting chat.
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14/01/21•1h 10m
EP 71 - Insurrection & Firewokes
I'd got this show put to bed nice and early then the Trump supporters decide to stage a coup. So I added in a section on that too, along with chat about Britain's most recent national lockdown, Sadiq Khan's Fireworkes & why Santa must always be a BLOKE.
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07/01/21•47m 57s
EP 70 - Mystic Geoff 2021
It's all about predictions this week. I look back at my shouts for 2020 to see how much I got right, and how much I can creatively spin the things I got wrong.
We then look ahead to 2021 and I confidently predict that people will still argue about Brexit, Sturgeon will nut someone and Prince Harry will have a public meltdown.
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31/12/20•46m 47s
EP 69 - Xmas Special with Romesh Ranganathan
I don't think I've laughed so much during a record as I did during this episode. We started off with a catch-up about politics & Romesh's working year to date. Then we dived into some festive letters, covering such areas as why the name 'Mandy' is a bit 'booby' and why 'FIFA 21' could be a euphemism.
Merry Xmas!
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23/12/20•1h 12m
EP 68 - Paul Embery
After a quick catch-up on Tiers, Boris & Wonder Woman, I get into it with author and Left Wing commentator Paul Embery. Paul has been Labour all his life, but is a contentious figure among the woke Left.
Here he explains his old fashioned Labour roots, how Brexit cost him his job and much more.
(We also have another instalment of fart-gate in the letters)
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17/12/20•1h 5m
EP 67 - (Feat. Leo Kearse) No Deal Meal Deal
This week the brilliant Leo Kearse is sitting in with me to look at the big topical issues. We discuss Brexit, vaccines and the booing of taking the knee at Millwall. It's fair to say we both push our luck on this episode!
Enjoy it before it gets taken down.
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10/12/20•1h 2m
EP 66 - Vaccines & Bungee Jumps
THIS WEEK talk about the double edged sword of being the 'first' to get the vaccine. Then it's on to the double standards around Laurence Fox and Rita Ora breaking lockdown rules. Before we finish on some lazy myths about men. Not being arrogant, but this episode is pretty funny.
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04/12/20•47m 1s
EP 65 - (Feat. Ella Whelan) The Problem with Modern Feminism
We have a catch up on the latest Lockdown before mulling over the clusterf*!k that was the spending review. Then it's a great chat with author and journalist Ella Whelan, who has some refreshing takes on Feminism and stinging rebukes for aspects of #MeToo and the idea of toxic masculinity.
I close with a mini meltdown when I find out my area isn't in Tier 1.
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26/11/20•1h 5m
EP 64 - 'You Scumbag, You Maggot, You Cheap ***!?***!?!***'
It's just us this week. So much to talk about. Labour factionalism, Tory Cronyism, song censorism, men's mental healthism.
We look too at how the f**k footballers are suddenly the heroes of the Left.
We also talk about the toxic phenomenon of women acting like they're ready to leave a social gathering then starting another conversation.
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20/11/20•53m 6s
EP 63 - (Feat. Dominic Frisby) Democracy Hypocrisy
Don't want to brag but this is a blinding episode. After we catch up on some of the hysterical and hypocritical nonsense coming out of Biden's victory, I have a long chat with brilliant comedian and Libertarian Dominic Frisby.
We talk about everything from the big state, to the voice-over industry and his feelings about Boris. One not to miss!
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13/11/20•1h 10m
EP 62 - (Feat. Erich McElroy) President Grandpa Simpson?
A U.S election special!
After our usual catch-up I get into the Presidential elections with brilliant American comic Erich McElroy. We talk about serious stuff but also about how Joe Biden may actually be black or - indeed - a woman. I also have a big annoucement about a book coming out.
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05/11/20•57m 40s
EP 61 - Oh no Jeremy Corbyn
So much to discuss this week. There's the spectre of more lockdowns, the shock news Magic Grandpa might not have handled anti-semitism well, Sam Smith's pronouns, men in schools & much more!
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29/10/20•50m 26s
EP 60 - (Feat. Mark Nelson) England Vs Scotland
After a dismal week of standards in politics I decide to chat to brilliant Scottish comic Mark Nelson. We looks at where he's been on his journey with Scottish independence and deal with his shock at how small Rishi Sunak is. Mark also gives us his take on Lockdown North of the border.
You'll be pleased to know there are more letters on the vexed wife farting issue.
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23/10/20•1h
EP 59 - Fears for Tiers
As the political establishment seems to want the country to hibernate like a bear, we chat about the latest in another manic week. From Boris to Rishi and Starmer finally growing a pair.
We also look at the return of crap Lockdown adverts and have a quick chat about men's mental health.
I also try to start a support group for men whose wives have recently started doing something that annoys them.
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15/10/20•43m 34s
EP 58 - (Feat. Garry Bushell) Rishi's Mauling / TV turn-off
Despite trying to sabotage my own technology I finally got this episode out. After a mental week in politics it's only right that we have a big catch-up on Rishi's mauling, Starmer's stalling & Sturgeon falling.
Then I pick the brains of TV critic of the people Garry Bushell about the current telly landscape, music and much more besides.
I also laugh probably the most I ever have at a one of the letters.
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09/10/20•1h 2m
EP 57 - Joe Biden / Granddad Simpson
This we week we've got the reaction to the reaction to the Presidential debates. Is Biden just an old guy trying to stave off going to the home? We also look at Fred Perry demonising one of their own t-shirts and why people who like Autumn are mentally ill.
In the letters we get responses to last week's explosive Tania Edwards episode.
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01/10/20•46m 52s
EP 56 - Six F****** Months?!?
After our usual catch-up, I speak to brilliant comic Tania Edwards. This was a surprisingly intense but worthwhile chat. Tania is very angry at a lot of what is happening with Covid restrictions. Unusually for a comic, she's got the research to back it up. Have a listen. Do you agree?
As well as the serious stuff I rinse Starmer for being crap at autocue and there's some fun in the letters.
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25/09/20•1h 1m
EP 55 - Ex Prime Minister's WhatsApp Group
From the fog of a hangover I can confidently say this is the best sound I've ever produced on the podcast. The chat was ok too. Brexit, Covid & some KFC conspiracy theories. Also my favourite letter for sometime from a man who clearly needs to grow a pair.
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18/09/20•44m 6s
EP 54 - The Mis-rule of Six
Having been told RW comics would never criticise the Govt, I've got plenty of beef with the Tories over the re-introduction of Lockdown measures. We then look at why racially segregated cafes in the US might not possibly, maybe, be a great way to fight racism. There's a hall of fame letter, a fight between Kay Burlesconi and Julia Hartley Brewer too.
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11/09/20•51m 30s
EP 53 - (feat. Andrew Doyle) Evil Right Wing Comedy
After we catch up on some of the more mental reactions to the idea of balance in political comedy, I talk to Andrew Doyle, brilliant comic and creator of Titania Mcgrath. We look across the political spectrum at some very hard stuff to fathom. From reactions to Lockdown, to BLM, Trans matters and why Trump might win. Basically all the stuff that could get you cancelled.
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04/09/20•1h 2m
EP 52 - Land of Woke & Glory
So much woke nonsense this week I didn't know where to start. From the Proms to the LGBT express it's been a mad one. We also talk about why Nicola Sturgeon is clearly pitching her own daytime TV chat show.
In the letters section English Breakfasts become my red-line cultural issue.
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27/08/20•44m 13s
EP 51 - Two B's and a U-turn
In this episode I talk fast, but promise I was not on hard drugs (sadly). Somewhere among this I look at the 'Exams fiasco' (which for me started the moment kids didn't sit them). We also have a chat about satirical social media accounts like Titania Mcgrath getting frozen before a little bit of men's mental health.
ps - I have now ordered a pop shield.
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20/08/20•42m 24s
EP 50 - Fiftieth Episode special guest: David Baddiel!
I made it to 50 Episodes and managed to blag special guest David Baddiel!
We chat everything, including: U2, grief, anti-semitism, affairs, Brexit, golf, hero worship, the word 'mate' and loads more.
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13/08/20•1h 8m
EP 49 - Second Wave
We have a round up on all things Covid and hysterical. From the people who think it's a choice between pubs and schools to those who want to live their lives in giant hamster balls. We also have a little update from the world of woke, with the latest batty ideas for stuff to ban. We finish with a fictional fight between Patel & Sturgeon. It's a dirty one.
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06/08/20•40m 53s
EP 48 - Morbidly Obtuse
This week we're reacting to Wiley's anti-Semitic rant and wondering if the far-left and far-right fancy each other. We then look at govt's pussy footing around the issue of obesity.
In the letters section we get responses to the Ep 47 with Marcus Brigstocke and I get stick for not liking masks. We finish with a bit of men's mental health about hernias (comedy).
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31/07/20•41m 41s
EP 47 - (Feat. Marcus Brigstocke) Gammon Vs Remoaner
Me and Marcus Brigstocke have had a couple of Twitter skirmishes over the years. So after the most recent one I thought 'why not take it to a podcast' like real men. We ask challenging questions. It's political, sometimes intense, sometimes a laugh. I'm really glad we had this chat.
There's also the usual bollocks at the beginning an end, from why Henry Cavil is a d**k and who would've won in a fight between Eric Pickles and John Major.
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25/07/20•1h 3m
EP 46 - Face Mask Rebellion
This week we're looking at face mask coverings and why some people are a bit too comfortable with the government telling them what to do. We also discuss the 12 year old boy taken into actual police custody for racist tweets. Then I propose that future generations might look back on this time and think we should've all manned up.
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16/07/20•46m 1s
EP 45 - Jonathan Pie (aka Tom Walker)
Been looking forward to this chat for months. We got into identity issues on the Left, the recent cancel culture letter, what it's like to fall out with your own side and so much more. I also do a couple of dodgy accents as usual and we remember a dodgy scene from American Beauty.
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10/07/20•52m 20s
EP 44 - Take responsibility for your own s**t
This week we're talking about headteachers trying to tell parents how to talk about race. We then look at the pond-life who leave litter in parks....and ponds. Finally it's a look at predatory males in entertainment and an appeal for advice on how to speak to our sons.
However, most importantly, in the letters section I suggest that petrol stations who don't stock tea should be shut down.
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03/07/20•42m 8s
EP 43 - (Feat. Pierre Novellie) The State of the Left
After we catch up about the increasingly cause based loony Left, I chat to the very funny and very smart Pierre Novellie. He's that rare thing these days, a left-wing comic who doesn't preach or moralise. We look at a bunch of things, including the lack of consent for Twitter movements and why Brits shouldn't say 'ass'.
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26/06/20•1h
EP 42 - This Episode May Contain Outdated Attitudes
This week we look at the Marcus Rashford campaign and how the Left increasingly use emotive language to get ideas over the line. We then look at poor leadership from the likes of Starmer, Sadiq and various arse-covering CEO's. The show ends with the crucial decision as to who would win a fight between Peter Hitchens & Owen Jones.
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19/06/20•42m 35s
EP 41 - Wokemon Go!
So much to discuss this week. Comedy cancellation, Rowling cancellation, Statue removalation. Quite simply, this was the week when the culture war went truly mental.
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12/06/20•48m 42s
EP 40 - It's All Kicking Off
After some reflections on the recent race protests I look back at the 2015 General Election and challenge some of the cliched views we now hold. There are some great letters, including one which asks whether Keir Starmer will ever give a solid opinion on anything. We close by wondering who would win a fight between Miriam Margolyes and Anne Widdecombe.
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05/06/20•44m 23s
EP 39 - Bloke Psychology (Feat. 'Man Whisperer')
After a brief catch-up on the Cummings & Goings (Banter!) I have a chat with top Bloke psychologist Kenny Mammarella-d'cruz (aka 'Man Whisperer'). A must listen for any men who are sceptical about counselling, Kenny has some interesting and incredibly frank strategies for sorting out your swede. I of course am immature and can't resist childish knob gags.
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29/05/20•57m 35s
Ep 38 - UN: Language peace-keepers
One for the Lefties this week as I start off by climbing into the government a bit for recent incompetence. However, I quickly revert to type and take the Micky out of Starmtroopers who can't handle the fact Keir didn't do so well at PMQs. We then talk about the UN's ridiculous attempts to moderate people's language. There is also discussion of which gender you'd prefer to recuse you in a house-fire.
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22/05/20•41m 24s
Ep 37 - I simply don't understand these simple rules!
Maybe you shouldn’t record a podcast hungover but I think I said some bad stuff this week. We discuss the last week of Covid politics, including shambolic Boris, forensic Keir Starmer and Rishi Lifehack. We then decide whether teachers are taking liberties before I pop off about Lockdown adverts. The show ends with a discussion of which of the main science nerds would win in a fight.
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15/05/20•41m 41s
EP 36 - Stay Alert!
Happy VE celebrations. We look at the Left showing their tendencies to get way too upset about words. I also try and provide an explanation for why plebs like me haven't turned on the government yet. For anyone astonished by the 'Lean on Me' story from last week we have another instalment.
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10/05/20•52m 35s
EP 35 - (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) The New Normal
After a catch up about why the podcast is late and why I couldn't just sack it off and why many on the Left lose their minds when it comes to Boris, we chat once again to Konstantin. KK had a tweet which got under the skin of liberal journalists, so I invited him to give his side of it. We end with letters and an example of NHS applause mission creep that flabbergasted me.
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03/05/20•57m 18s
EP 34 - English Patriotism & Gotcha Journalists
In this episode I'm fully back on the attack. Against the numpties who always make the same point about St George. Against the journalists who seem to be more keen on gotchas than playing a constructive role in a crisis. And against a disturbing new trend in modern bingo.
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24/04/20•44m 22s
EP 33 - Duurrrring the War
After a catch up on all things Covid, we try and stay away from the big C. I talk briefly about the Labour report into the report into the report. Then I reflect on the Credit Crunch and my experiences giggin in Afghanistan duuuring the war. We end with a hypothetical fight between Nicola Sturgeon & Ruth Davidson.
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17/04/20•47m 31s
EP 32 - (Feat. Simon Evans) Heard Immunity
Delighted to welcome back Simon Evans for this show. After a brief catch-up about the return of the culture war, Simon and myself chat about Emily Maitlis, metaphors, masculinity and hanging with the tough lads. Plus plenty of listener letters. There's also a return of the hypothetical political fight as we square of new Labour leader Keir Starmer against deputy PM Dominic Raab.
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10/04/20•56m 37s
EP 31 - (Feat. Stephen Grant) Richard 'Read The Room' Branson
We have a guest! I managed to bodge together a WhatsApp interview with the brilliant Stephen Grant. After a brief catch-up with us guys, myself and Stephen discuss his filthy Blairite view on the crisis, and how he was in the unusual position of having to lay himself off. We also come to the conclusion that the entire England squad should each build a hospital.
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03/04/20•49m 49s
EP 30 - Lock Me Down, I've Been Bad
So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it.
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26/03/20•41m 18s
EP 29 - Banter From The Bunker
Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from the serious political dimensions to getting elbowed by pensioners in Iceland. We also have a lot of letters, including one from Phil which is frankly diabolical.
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19/03/20•45m 14s
EP 28 - Going Viral
I take a keep calm & carry on view on the old Billy Ray Coronavirus. We also look at how the Tory’s Blairite budget pissed on Labour’s parade. I also reflect on some of the odd things that go with the territory of having an International Women’s Day. All that plus I throw in a few of my original Dad gags for free! (plus the worst ever idea for a game show).
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12/03/20•53m 23s
EP 27 - Yorkshire Tea Fascists!
The hard left reach peak nuttiness with the trolling of the Yorkshire Tea account. We also discuss what an abject failure the #BeKind week ended up being. I reflect on the Tyson Fury fight and how long public figures should be accountable for past misdemeanours. There's also some thoughts about the disgraceful decision to make all inclusive holidays less fun. PLUS I'VE THOUGHT OF A PLAN TO CUT BACK ON THE BLIMMIN SWEARING!
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26/02/20•56m 3s
EP 26 - Reshuffle Kerfuffle
So I had the rug pulled by the surprise resignation of the Saj! We also talk about the Oscars and those luvvie luvvies speeches. We get it into why it might not be ok to wear off the shoulder dresses in the House of Commons and why Phillip Schofield's revelation isn't as clear cut as people in the media make out. In the letters we discuss the crucial issue of shooting pains in the batty.
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14/02/20•53m 47s
EP 25 - (feat. Christopher Snowdon) See EU Later / Nanny State
After a decent catch up on Britain finally leaving the EU, I talk Nanny State with the one & only Christopher Snowdon. We talk vaping, smoking, drinking, gambling, taking drugs - all the good stuff really. In the letters we talk about the CEO who wanted to ban men talking about football. There's also the crucial question of which Labour Leadership candidate would be capable of putting up a tent.
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29/01/20•1h 1m
EP 24 - A Right Royal Catch-Up
In this episode I do what the Queen couldn't and get to grips with Meghan and Harry. There's the comedy goldmine of the Manchester Grooming gang scandal. Then I lighten things up by laughing at the slapstick Labour Leadership contest. I also think I broke some sort of record for saying f**k. I just broke it again!
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17/01/20•45m 18s
EP 23 - Mystic Geoff (Predictions for 2020)
Having been surprisingly ahead of the curve in 2019 Geoff has let it go to his head and is making some bold predictions about the coming year. He looks at Trump's chances, how Brexit will play out and who will win the donkey derby of the Labour leadership race. He also considers how the SJW's will react to the prospect of more Trump, Boris & Brexit.
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02/01/20•58m 4s
EP 22 - Stonking Majority
Had to get a podcast out in reaction the shock but widely predicted Conservative win. We look at the fallout, and Labour's line-up of likely ladies versus Gold Blend lookalike Keir Starmer. In the letters a listener calls out my criticisms of modern football, we discuss beer fear and finish by considering Emily Thornberry's clear pugilistic advantages over Jess Phillips.
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20/12/19•48m 24s
EP 20 - (feat. Jayde Adams) FeminHISm
After we have a quick catch up on some of the big recent political debate shows, I talk to the brilliant Jayde Adams. Jayde has a unique working class take on Feminism, so we discuss normal women's priorities, personal responsibility and quite a bit about tits. In the letters we look at gender inequality in presents and who'd win a fight between Boris Johnson and Justin Trudeau.
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28/11/19•58m 23s
EP 19 - Unilateral Coalitions & 'Self-Partnering'
I catch up on a spectacularly bad start to election campaigning by all the main parties. From Jacob's Grenfell gaffe to the Lib Dem's painfully bad social media, we give out gold stars to all the idiots. We also discuss Emma Watson trying to redefine being single as being 'self-partnered'. I then admit my pathological issues with dressing gowns before we head into the letters, where we look at the rights and wrongs of the self-identifying female cricketer and the all important hypothetical political punch-up: this weeks it's Rees-Mogg Vs Oliver Letwin.
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14/11/19•56m 46s
EP 18 - Election Announcement Special
Possibly my favourite solo episode, simply because there's so much to talk about. I pull out the satirical flame-thrower on all the opposition parties bollocks & paradoxes. We walk about Ian Blackford's persecution complex, the Lib Dem's domestic black hole and why Jeremy is like a journeyman stand-up. We also talk about the ridiculous reaction to Paul Hollywood's joke and why men shouldn't take their wive's names. Finally we consider the crucial question of who'd win in a fight between Gove & Corbyn.
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31/10/19•55m 25s
EP 17 - (feat. Alistair Williams) Comedy Rebellion
This episode we talk to comedy lone wolf Alistair Williams. Al has a fascinating story to tell about his brush with comedy's thought police. He took it right to the limit, sharing a stage with a certain Nigel Farage. Luckily he's lived to tell a fascinating tale. We also look at Trump, Extinction Rebellion and gender fluidity. And of course there's the crucial question of who'd win in a fight between Jo Swinson and Priti Patel.
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17/10/19•1h 1m
EP 16 - Politics & Letters
It's just us for this one. I use this as a chance to catch up on the huge political goings on since the last episode. We talk prorogation, Labour conference, Emily Thornberry's mad speech, the 'dangerous metaphors' being used in the House of Commons and much more. I also do a few letters as we look at jockeying for position with a 14 year old son, my undeniable weight gain, train arseholes and who'd win a fight between George Galloway and Nick Griffin. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott
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04/10/19•45m 46s
EP 15 - (feat. Dominic Frisby) Money, Money, MONEY
After bitching about moving house I have a quick re-cap of the latest hypocrisy coming out of the Remain Alliance. We then get into a fun and fascinating chat with Dominic Frisby. Dom is a complete one off, stand-up, economist and passionate Brexiteer. We talk about his upcoming book and his contempt for taxation as well as his hit Pro-Brexit song '17 million f**k offs'. We end with the crucial contemplation of who would win a fight between Hitler and Mussolini. In men's mental I have a little boo-hoo over the loneliness at the top of being an alpha male bread winner.
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19/09/19•1h 8m
EP 14 - (feat. Henning Wehn) Anglo German Relations
Henning Wehn rarely does podcasts or interviews, so I was chuffed to get him on my show. We spoke about his early experiences of British comedy audiences, the differences between our national approaches to humour and the political landscape in Germany. We also contemplated the key issue of who’d win in a fight between Chukka Ummuna and Sajid Javid. Men’s mental health also makes a return as we discuss the frankly ridiculous notion that men don’t also get trapped in toxic relationships.
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04/09/19•1h 3m
EP 13 - (feat. Leo Kearse) A Scottish Tory comedian? WTF?
Recorded while at the Edinburgh Fringe. I have a chat with the gentle giant, Scottish Conservative comic Leo Kearse. He's nice off stage, but on it he's happy to tear into woke orthodoxies. We talk about his economic views before moving onto the nature of offence and one particular critic who marked him down for his politics. We discuss his show 'Transgressive' and how he got banned from his own venue before even doing his first show. Of course we have an imaginary political fight. This week it's between Emily Thornberry and Anne Widdecombe.
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21/08/19•59m 4s
EP 12 - (feat. Ian Stone) Who Would Win In A Fight?
This is one of my favourites, a chat with the bloke that got me interested in talking about politics and social commentary on-stage, Ian Stone. He communicates with such clarity and humour, it was a real pleasure to discuss the issues of the day with him. We talk about everything from his experience of anti-semitism, to the Royal Family and who would win in a fight between John McDonnell and Michael Heseltine. If you haven't listened to the podcast before, this is a great place to start.
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07/08/19•1h 3m
EP 11 - Class Documentary Special
Following up on my documentary 'How the Middle Class Ruined Britain' I respond to some feedback from the show. I look at the phrase 'Bond girl' being banned on the set of the new film. We also look at the Trans Bollock Waxgate. And of course we discuss the man who is apparently going to bring Britain to its knees: Boris.
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26/07/19•40m 0s
EP 10 - (feat. Konstantin Kisin) From Boris Johnson to Ivan Drago
Apologies for the hiatus, I’m back with Episode 10! This week free speech warrior Konstantin Kisin sits in with me to look at some of the big social and political issues of the week. We go all from Boris and anti-semetism to the Little Mermaid, Women’s world cup and Ivan Drago. Konstantin also has fascinating stories to tell regarding his own brushes with censorship.
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12/07/19•54m 52s
EP 9 (feat. Simon Evans) Educating Geoff
After a quick round-up of the reefer-toking line-snorting Tory candidates, we get into an illuminating chat with Simon Evans. This is a real meeting of minds: a clever one, and mine. We get Simon’s unique take on Brexit and the liberal bubble. Simon also highlights a hilarious reason why Hilary Clinton failed. We close with the letters and a truly heroic tale of one man’s stand against the in-laws.
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13/06/19•1h 10m
EP 8 - (feat. Romesh Ranganathan) Veganism, European Elections & the Ranganation
After a quick catch-up on Remain’s bizarre Euro Election logic, I have a fun chat with Romesh. We talk about his new TV show, the cranky left, his issue with militant vegans and the challenge of raising three boys. Then we get onto the advice section and it all gets a bit raw. Keep an eye on volume if listening without headphones.
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30/05/19•58m 8s
EP 7 - Let's Win By Calling Voters Far Right
We have a quick catch up about me somehow blagging my way into the BAFTAs. We'll look at the EU elections, the rise of the Brexit Party, the fall of Change UK and the Lib Dem somehow regaining their mojo. Then we talk TV and Fleabag vs. Mrs Brown's Boys, before looking at the mysterious disappearance of the word 'housewife'. Also I break my own personal record for swearing.
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16/05/19•46m 24s
EP 6 - (feat. Katherine Ryan) The One And Only
I start off by talking about the storm around me following the announcement of the BBC diversity panel. I then have a lovely long chat with the one and only Katherine Ryan. We talk modern sensitivities in comedy, gender and the idea of ‘1970’s workplace day’ We close by trying to give good advice to men but possibly failing.
Oh and I talk too much generally.
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03/05/19•51m 10s
EP 5 - It’s The End Of The World…. And I’m Struggling To Care
In light of the Extinction Rebellion protests, Geoff is honest about his own careless relationship with the planet. There’s a broadside against Co-op for hopping on the corporate virtue signalling band-wagon by de-gendering the gingerbread man. We also look at the increasing pressure on men to look good and how that might end up with women being the dirty old men of the future. Finally, this week’s men’s mental health focus is on being present in the moment, staying focused... sorry I switched off.
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18/04/19•39m 31s
EP 4 - Nick, Don’t Go, Oh Nick
Geoff does a round-up of all recent Brexit developments. From dodgy numbers on the people’s march to flouncy Nick Boles and the PM getting it on with comrade Corbyn. We also look at Liberal indoctrination of their younglings and the perils of soft play for Dads. In Men’s Health it gets a bit serious… sort of, but there’s still talk of Spitfires.
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04/04/19•41m 44s
EP 3 - (feat. Andrew Doyle) The Man Behind Titania
My very first guest is a good'un - Andrew Doyle, excellent stand-up and the man behind Twitter spoof sensation Titania McGrath. We have a wide-ranging chat about Titania’s book, being trolled by the left, identity politics, Brexit, Christchurch and end up discussing the danger of seeing dick pics on gay men’s phones. I conclude the show as normal with a chat about men’s mental health. This time I try to make sense of anxiety, but end up making loads of shit cricket analogies. Which may well be a symptom of anxiety.
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21/03/19•1h 3m
EP 2 - Giant Naughty Step
Geoff takes on the resurgent argument for another referendum as well as the madness of Macron & Terminator level focus of Theresa May. There’s also a telling off for Tom Watson and his obsession with Tony the Tiger. Geoff examines pot shots from woke comics and wonders why women leave things on the bottom step of the stairs. He also says it’s ok for men to cry...sort of.
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07/03/19•39m 25s
EP 1 - Political Defectors, Honda, Tusk & John Wayne
In this debut episode, Geoff climbs into the newly formed TIG and the Labour culture that helped spawn them. There’s also talk of Honda and arch nemesis Donald Tusk. On social issues Geoff climbs into middle-class obsessions and the misguided debate around men’s mental health. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott
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21/02/19•35m 48s