Bananas

Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying to parents about sleeping at a friends house and being afraid of butterflies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about Read matching with someone you already hooked up with and falling on a hike on a date!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about vets finding underwear in dogs stomachs that reveals affairs, hiding a burger from wife so she wouldn’t eat it and never paying taxes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel and a man that fell off a cruise ship. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, being a secret alcoholic and getting sober and pretending to have pinkeye to get out of work!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of restaurant patrons that made the waiter question reality and a runaway chimpanzee in Ukraine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation that accidentally sent guests to a porn site and man who won a lying down competition!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lizzy Cooperman (comedian, Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about when the Price is Right gave elephants as prizes, a nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption in Japan, a pony mayor getting barred from local bar and a couple arrested for having sex on Cedar Point ferris wheel!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mo Welch (comedian, artist) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about AI writing news articles, strange name associations, a snake that bites a 2 year old girl who then bites the snake back and how people on average tell 4 lies a day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eating ham roll, a family fearing for their safety after being targeted by seagulls and a quarterback who eats bananas with peels on and drinks coffee with mayonnaise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste tester and Tom Cruise’s stolen luggage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but actually had water bottle up his butt, coconut water being needed for pig insemination and cannabis fed chickens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banned in Germany, a message in bottle seeking a boyfriend, the medical reason you might have to put sugar on your butthole and a shirtless drunk man arrested while shoveling pasta into his mouth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB stick with the entire city’s data on it, a sentient AI that hired an attorney and a man who called the police to see if he was ripped off buying meth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how balancing on one foot can tell you whether you will live or die, a woman who won every category at county fair but no one can find her and police pulling a python out of man’s pants after he was arrested for fighting!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

V Spehar (@underthedesknews) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how people like other people who smell like them, a guy that spent over $8.5k a year on Pepsi, a man who is going to push peanut up a mountain with his nose and the world’s most expensive bath!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on Jonathan the oldest tortoise to have ever lived, a family who’s roof was removed by contractor they didn’t hire and an update on the woman who sued Geico for getting STD while having sex in a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about a scientist that accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster, Disney ruining a proposal, the Arizona penis man and a fish that jumped into a man’s mouth and throat and lodged itself there!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney Pauroso joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rodent that disintegrates from having too much sex, a stag party that got stranded in Amsterdam, a rabbit that climbs mountains and sexy talking trash cans in Sweden!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who tried her first real meal after eating nothing but potato chips for 23 years, a bartender who found an ATM glitch and blew $1.6 million, an update on the people who changed their name to Salmon for free sushi and the story of Staff Sergeant Reckless!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas After Dark! Kurt and Scotty talks about a Korean kid's game called Poop Needle, a man who stole a lawn mover and cut the victim’s grass, nuking the moon and a woman who gave birth at a Metallica concert! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from Vancouver, Canada! Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman that brought a wild bobcat into her house, how a falling meatball caused a student to fail a test, a Spanish driver that ate hash cakes and a woman who had a drinking glass in her bladder for 4 years!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a toilet that turns human feces into crypto, the 13 most fascinating festivals, a senior citizen that stole a jacket from an art museum, a McDonalds customer that was fined for eating his food at Starbucks and how Walden Pond is being killed by urine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a very eclectic dad and a college confession about peeing on steaks! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Nebraska got it’s own Navy, a soccer player fired after farting too much, fish causing the ocean to move when they have sex, holy water spiked seltzer, a flamingo on the loose in Texas, the speed texting record, Nissan creating it’s new car smell and the Harry Potter broomstick toy that might be a vibrator!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who almost lost his penis after pubic hair cut off circulation, a man who snorkeled into a music festival, an Australian paraglider who landed and was immediately punched by kangaroo and how Jeff Koons is sending sculptures to the moon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing a desk from work and pulling one over on the man! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Katie Notopoulos (technology reporter for Buzzfeed) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Dallas getting Rick-Rolled by a massive QR code, pizza shop workers that took down a robber only to realize it was their former boss, giving lions oxytocin and a man who got his nose broken when a paraglider crashed into him! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a college student who demanded an airplane from Pepsi, how most people can't name all their grandparents, a vasectomy doctor named Dick Chopp, a man who offered free pancakes to make friends and an elderly woman who got arrested for a slow speed chase!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a butt imprint on a church piano bench! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cristela Alonzo (comedian, actress, writer) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Denver man who faces felony charges over making a pickle ball court, a man who delivered his resume to companies by dressing up as a donut delivery person and a woman who allowed a baby bird to nest in her hair!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Charlize Theron joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the wild world of experimental surgery, multiple people who fell out of a building after man fell off a nearby roof, a foul mouthed crow that befriended a school class and a woman who discovered a naked man who had been living in her trunk for 3 days!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a vulva shaped spaceship, including wax figures of celebrities in your wedding, volunteers needed for the muff festival and a goat that helped with a police chase!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from Tacoma, Washington! Jessica Dobson returns to the podcast to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a man who tried to cash a 368 billion dollar check, a woman who hired Miss Bigfoot for a kids birthday party, a model school pupil who turned out to be a 30 year old imposter and a hero dog that faked rescuing children for treats!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zainab Johnson (comedian, Upload) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about certain emotional support animals not being allowed to fly anymore, a church clock that was fixed with two cans of WD40, a man rescued twice in two days while hiking in Arizona, ranch dressing diamonds and how vegetables might not actually help your help! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) are back on Bananas to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a robot that bought ecstasy online, a man who was arrested after stealing a car and leaving it on train tracks, the story about the Shakespeare fanatic that introduced all the Bard's birds to America and a Massachusetts woman who won a trip to New Hampshire on The Price Is Right! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about going on a cruise and accidentally breaking the law! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bridget Everett (Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max now) chats with Kurt and Scotty about why the US is hiding billions of pounds of cheese, a man who tried to sneak 52 lizards and snakes into the US, free rent for a walrus impersonator and a man who broke into a home, took a bath, drank a beer and left $200 for damages! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Woke, Best Friends podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a drunk brawl at DisneyWorld, a priest who baptized people incorrectly for years, a company that is offering people $6000 to smell their dog's poop, a kid who snuck his own book into the library and a woman who faked pregnancy for paid time off! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a very boring professor and accidentally attacking a mail delivery person! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sheila Carrasco (Ghosts) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who gets his dentures back after losing them 11 years earlier, the internet of dongs, a cross-country Olympic skier who suffered a frozen penis and the worst Olympian ever! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ribbon cutting at the world’s smallest park, a man who pranked people at his own funeral, a bored security guard who doodled on a million dollar painting, banned baby names and the FDA dropping it’s regulation for French dressing! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about autocorrect and a car accident and a neighborhood's Christmas mannequin! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of tunnels under his house and a village in Antarctica where people aren’t allowed to have their appendix! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Becky Lucas (comedian, The Becky and Cam Hotline podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman with two vaginas, a woman who ate so much sushi she ended up in the hospital, Turkmenistan’s leader doing donuts next to a flaming crater, a man who survived 27 hours at sea following a tsunami and the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur’s tantric sex business! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Taylor Tomlinson (comedy, Sad in the City podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a flock of pigeons abducted in NYC, a doctor who branded patients livers with initials, a vacuum robot that escaped from a Cambridge Travelodge and a man who’s job was so tedious he suffered from bore-out and sued! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Robby Hoffman joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who runs a moist towelette museum out of a planetarium, how a bartender's tip led to an arrest in a buoy burning, a man that tried to fill a scuba tank with weed smoke and lost his testicles and a man who lied to his wife for over a decade about Haribo gummy bears! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about stumbling on an Elvis impersonation contest and a family and confusion over chicken tacos! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about North Korea’s claim that Kim Jong Il invented burritos, a woman who yelled she was engaged out her window in NYC, the 90 Day Fiancé star who had to stop selling her farts, a woman who ran 49 red lights in her ex boyfriend's car and how the last time the Suez Canal was blocked a micro nation formed! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty are joined by Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro of True Beauty Brooklyn to talk about making plastic out of salmon sperm, a man who was born a dwarf and died a giant, a bride who got pooped on, vomited and then passed out, a girl that found Bronze age axes with a metal detector and a man who fell out of a Subway ceiling after a robbery spree! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a dad being hypnotized and an encounter with a weird man involving photography and cashews! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lillie West (Lala Lala) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a cheese fire shutting down a Norwegian tunnel, college banning animal nudity, envelopes full of money found in Joel Osteen’s church walls and cyberpunk albatrosses! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from the Dynasty Typewriter in LA! Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how many communions it would take to actually eat Jesus, a lost hiker who ignored calls from rescuers, farting into petri dishes and a man who eats all his meals at Six Flags! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about plagiarizing famous people’s autographs and how a doctor thawed cadavers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man and sand being inducted into the toy hall of fame! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Special guest Hannah Pilkes joins Kurt and Scotty talk about an update on the bishop who left the church for a Satanic writer, a space cloud of booze, a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse and went to a water park and a woman who kept feeding her neighbor's sad horse! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a friend with a mysterious party trick, and an incident with a raccoon at a thrift store! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about Instagrammers flocking to a toxic dump, a man who broke a record juggling axes, a snowstorm that left dozens stranded in UK pub and how seals have an 18 second memory! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a math tutor who posts his lessons on Pornhub, a car parked in the same spot for 47 years, a turkey on the loose in Rhode Island and sandals from Kmart that make a fart noise!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about yard flamingos and swingers and a creepy customer at a coffee shop! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live in Fort Wayne, Indiana! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who declared his love using Rubik’s Cubes, a man who ejaculates from his anus and urinates feces, a chicken who lived for months without a head and a Texas football coach’s stripper girlfriend's monkey that bit a child! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Morgan James (new album A Very Magnetic Christmas) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who was arrested in a car chase and claimed to be teaching his dog to drive, a dating app for cat lovers, a man creating a cow helicopter, the number one delivered item by Uber Eats in 2021 and a 25 year old puddle! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scott tell a listener stories about fake snow causing chaos and a found dildo on a cruise! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued Geico after having sex in a car and getting an STD and how the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos being declared people, a man who made his date pay for $100 tacos at Taco Bell, a human zookeeper that fathered chicks with a murderous crane and the cigarette smoking, beer chugging bear that helped fight Nazis! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about a listener’s friend named Ricky! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman’s pillow and cats being annoyed that their owners are home more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about being arrested for not returning library books and a listener story about a man’s interesting lottery number choices! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried under 50 tons of cheese, a family who’s dog turned out to be a bear and a suspicious package outside a library in Oregon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got locked in a super market overnight, a missing drunk man that joined a search party looking for him and the new Amazon robot that throws itself down stairs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, a miracle shark baby and lab grown woolly mammoths! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tells listener stories about working at the geriatric ward in a hospital and a very crazy pizza delivery! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aisling Bea (This Way Up on Hulu now!) talks with Kurt and Scotty about how penguins and badgers have a gas from Venus in their feces, a man who left a photocopy of his face at a building he broke into, an update on the man who won a candy factory and a raccoon living a luxurious life in an attic! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a man’s sexual performance led to arson, a man that stabbed himself while driving and eating Taco Bell, how animals flirt, a man who lost his life savings on a carnival game, a man who dumped his sex doll for an ash tray and how eating a hot dog takes a year off your life! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a naked man who was found in a yard, and a man who drank two light beers and got way too drunk and fell asleep in a race car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Allison Fields joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who could eat anything and used his skill to become a spy, the Deerfield Testicle Festival, a bishop who left his job after falling in love with a Satan worshipper, a man who stuffed a live eel up his butt to cure constipation and psychic bum readings! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kristen Schaal returns to the podcast to talk to Kurt and Scotty about a man who could suck water into his anus, a secret apartment in a mall, the Moronic Moped Marathon, the girl who won a handwriting contest and the tree that owns itself! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a customer who really wanted to bring a pet pig into a store and a very eccentric co-worker! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about scientists accidentally creating daddy short legs spiders, a naked man arrested for floating down the river while running from bail bondsmen, the universe being conscious, a man who used a a first class plane ticket to eat for free at the airport for a year, an update on Prancer the demonic chihuahua and the full story about the woman with the fudge recipe on her tombstone! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a naked high speed chase involving Satan, a house cat that shut down a school, football sized goldfish, a woman being hit by a plane while kayaking, the kayak court of Salt Lake City and a fudge recipe on a headstone! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about waking up and finding a drunk man in your hotel room and a clown traumatizing a kid at a birthday party See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this minisode Kurt and Scotty talk about Scotty's infamous pants parties, a strange passenger on a plane and a 3 year old who loves an Austrian concert violinist! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shonali Bhowmik (musician/filmmaker/actor, Tigers and Monkeys) chats with Kurt and Scotty about the human suction cup, visitors getting injured at the Titanic museum, a man who woke up with amnesia, a man who brought his mother’s ashes on a date and how the Matrix code came from a sushi recipe! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kids toy that sings a Polish rap about cocaine, a group of boys shipwrecked on an island for 15 months, an exorcism of dead trees at Home Depot, static electricity in a jacket that sparked fires and evacuations, and how if spiders worked together they could eat all humans in one year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a grandfather’s unique jobs and finding a coworker doing something strange with a vacuum! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aparna Nancherla (comedian, Corporate, The Greath North) talks to Kurt and Scotty about a baby born on 7/11, cocaine users getting banned from football matches, a missing tortoise found after 30 years, land lobsters in Big Bend and a woman that won a toy Yoda! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about fish sex and noise, Peppa Pig causing American kids to have British accents, cocky and aggressive radioactive pigs in Japan, a wood satellite and the Australian Prime Minister insisting he didn’t shit his pants at a McDonalds! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a listener who tried to kick herself in the head repeatedly and almost ruptured her appendix and a story about a listener who got a nose bleed while driving and gets pulled over! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a newspaper that congratulated a man for pleasing 15 women, the blobs that fell from the sky, Subway’s “tuna”, the world’s most expensive mango and an Alzheimer’s patient marrying his wife for a second time! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alyssa Limperis (comedy, new movie Too Late) talks with Kurt and Scotty about an update on Buddy the Beefalo, a woman who chased her daughter down the street while wearing a fox costume, a runner who collapsed during a race, a woman who had a toy stuck up her nose for 37 years, the blue people of Kentucky and French robbers that tried to rob a McDonalds! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a woman who met a man who just wanted to comb her hair and a listener story about a woman who listed her house as a restaurant! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ever Mainard (comedy, Paddleton) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Baltimore man who stole an ambulance to drive himself to the hospital, a man who did not sleep for 40 years, a man who broke the world record stacking M&Ms, an accidental Dad-Fest and two women who escaped prison and were arrested in an escape room! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about DNA on NYC subways, a guy who stole $21 million worth of lunar rocks so he could have sex on them, strange insurance policies and a petition for Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty discuss a listener story about accidentally eating acid candy and a listener story about a Viking metal band and a pigeon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Megan Gailey (comedian/writer, I Love A Lifetime Movie podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a worm with a hundred butts, a man who was stuck on amusement park ride for 48 hours, a man who found a locked safe buried in his yard, a woman arrested for masturbating in front of chicken shop twice in a month and a man who drunk texted an aquarium! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Avital Ash (Anti Social Distance, He's Right Behind You podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man searching for his dog who went missing near a river, conversation lengths, diet noodles that wreaked havoc on a woman’s digestive system and a device invented to assist childbirth! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about an interesting hotel stay at a band director convention, the time a mom rode a horse into a bar for a bet and Scotty talks about being recognized as people he’s not! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons, Small Town Dicks podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Russia trying to clone a 3,000 year old army, an Australian woman who came out surgery with an Irish accent, a Sister who collects skulls, a 29 year old who posed as a high schooler to promote her Instagram and a woman named Crystal Metheny who was arrested for firing a missile into a car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Starlee Kine (Mystery Show podcast, Search Party) talks to Kurt and Scotty about psychedelic fungus and cicadas, a marijuana strapped arrow shot towards a prison, Jesus’s foreskin and how 6% of Americans thinking they can win a fight against a grizzly bear! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty read a listener story about two cousins who had never met and ended up living together, Scotty talks about his experience dating a dancer and they read a listener story about family trip to a drive through safari park! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a 6th grade science project involving cat butts, coyotes who attacked a man on an electric scooter, thousands of employees stuck on a reply-all email nightmare, a bride and groom who crashed a house for their wedding and a turkey sex experiment! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Prancer the chihuahua who is haunted by a Victorian child, Sparkles the Unicorn, an elderly couple who used morse code to escape an assisted living facility, a teen who accidentally moved into a retirement community and herring farts being mistaken for a submarine! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a visit to Graceland Too, a weird AirBnb experience, a moose stealing a kid and hearing weird noises at a wedding! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carolina Groppa (Angle on Producers podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a Russian man who got trapped in a boy band on a Chinese TV show, the inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, two 5 year olds who tunneled their way out of pre-school to try to buy a sports car, a woman’s swimsuit that helped her survive a shark attack, 5 people who lived in a sunless cave to study time and a 77 year old substitute teacher who received a gift from a former student! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a man who married and divorced his wife multiple times to get more paid vacation time at work, five hit men jailed after each hired the other, a man accused of tossing used coffee cups into a yard for three years, a couple who accidentally defaced a $500k painting and how the Suez Canal blockage caused a garden gnome shortage! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this minisode, Kurt and Scotty talk about a rock climber who uses his skills to help a robbery case, Scotty talks about sneaking out of his girlfriends’s house in high school, a listener writes in about seeing a pirate eat half a cheesecake with his hands and Kurt talks about Chengwin and Chunk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who’s friends shipped him in a crate across seas, how a bank robber’s ugly tie helped him get away, Topher Grace confronting a heckler, a mafia fugitive caught after posting cooking videos on Youtube and the weirdest penises in the animal kingdom! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the One Year Bananaversary! Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff join Kurt and Scotty to celebrate and talk about the Taiwan government asking people to stop legally changing their names to Salmon, a man who threw a firework and lit 4 U-Hauls on fire, a woman returning abandoned boats to their owners, a woman who discovers her son’s fiancé is her long lost daughter and Mr. Brightside by The Killers unprecedented run on the UK charts! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a guy who went on tour with a band and had some interesting experiences, a grandma who wore panties on her head when she slept and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Laurel Bristow is back for a Bananas After Dark! Laurel, Kurt and Scotty talk about climate change shrinking human penises, a man who put 15 eggs up his butt, a found letter, A.I. generated pick up lines and the most bought items on Amazon after stimulus checks were sent out!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Peppermint (RuPaul's Drag Race, new album A Girl Like Me: Letters to My Lovers) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who accidentally created an army of crows, suspected dynamite that ended up being a beef jerky stick, a hidden apartment behind a bathroom mirror, an review for a hair removal cream and best friends who found out they were actually sisters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Van Halen concert and a man with an iPad, a grandma who took some ashes to a Cracker Barrel, a woman who moved in with a boyfriend way too quickly, accidentally taking acid while DJing and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about revenge at a Boy Scout camp, living in the wilderness, using a bed pan to teach about sex, a guy who thought his dad was a really great guy and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a dead manatee and an acid trip, taking care of a neighbor’s mean dog, people hijacking planes in Cuba and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that was sued for sending a prank gift, friends rescued after floating 100 miles out to sea on air mattress, a crystal ball that caused a house fire, a mother and daughter who rigged the homecoming court and a walrus that fell asleep on an iceberg and woke up in Ireland! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Emily Calandrelli (Emily's Wonder Lab on Netflix) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about building a sperm bank on the moon, a woman who thought she had Crohn’s disease, a three headed taxidermy duckling, a lost tourist who ended up in Maine instead of San Francisco and a man who only drank beer for Lent! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Madeleine Byrne joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an incident involving a dog, cow and cop, the dumbest tattoos people have gotten, a listing on Zillow for the worst house on the street, a man who staged his own kidnapping to avoid work and a kid kicked out of school over their mom’s OnlyFans account! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie Kashian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man on LSD who saved a dog from an imagined house fire, South Africa’s winning lottery numbers, the most bizarre things people have seen on public transport, a massage therapist accused of sexual misconduct who was really playing games on cell phone and a postcard that arrived 100 years after it was mailed!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Akilah Hughes joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether or not China is building a time machine, a lawyer who’s pants caught on fire who, Amelia Earheart’s disappearance, Portland’s therapy llama, the astronaut who snuck a sandwich into space and how the Times Square Margaritaville will soon contain a synagogue! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lauren Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who was bit by a shark, spider and alligator, a maid of honor who almost ran over the best man, a teen who reported their stolen fake ID and then got arrested, a teen who was reunited with lost pet rooster after a Civil War reenactment and a movie based on the Uno card game! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rhea Butcher joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how there are probably dinosaurs on the moon, baloney being confiscated at customs, a scientist who pumped hydrogen gas into his butthole, an 8 year who called out NPR for lack of dinosaur stories, the monster of Clearwater and how a prosthetic leg was mistaken for a pedophile! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sherry Cola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about one of the world’s dullest men, a maraschino cherry factory in New York, a guy who pretended to not know what a potato was, the weirdest animal laws in America and a woman who chugged a bottle of cognac because she couldn’t take it through airport security! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his street, a man who was being fired and brought a clown for emotional support, a wife who stabbed her husband after finding old sex photos and Idaho’s rejected personalized license plates! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Raiza Licea joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a directory on which animals fart and which don’t, a man who lived at O’Hare airport for months, the religion behind Sleepytime Tea, a thief who stole a car with a kid in it and a girl who used a toy unicorn passport to travel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jessica Chaffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rogue satellite full of geckos, turning a Peloton into a sex toy, a 6 ton potato AirBnb, a man who runs cold water over pizza to cool it down and a woman who was hit by the infamous Dave Matthews tour bus shitwave! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jessica Dobson of Deep Sea Diver joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Danish children’s show about a man with a huge penis, a man who got locked in a 24 Hour Fitness overnight, two stories about giant vagina sculptures, how an avocado was used in bank heists, a man who is tattooing himself turquoise and a man who got drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty talk about a log that poops Christmas gifts, a son who is suing his parents for throwing away his porn, why you’ve probably kissed a drowning victim from the 1800's, the Pope’s Instagram account liking a risqué photo, a man who found closure after losing his leg and the story of a brother and sister who try to get a made up word into the dictionary! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's just Kurt and Scotty this week and they talk about Garfield phones washing ashore in France, a deer named Carrot, a mysterious booming sound in New Jersey, a lovesick man jet skiing to see his girlfriend and a man who impersonated a property owner to get a Cookie Monster mural painted! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Natalie Palamides (new special Nate on Netflix) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a fight over ceramic dildos in New Zealand, a plane that had to turn around after the mom left baby at airport, the eruption of Mt Edgecumbe, a man allergic to the cold and how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (new podcast That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who realizes she is her own twin, a man who tries to have sex with a pile of leaves, Garfield’s Nightmare theme park, long lines at an In & Out sparking a fight, a suspect trying to escape via underwater sea scooter and the time a Dave Matthews band bus dumped humane waste on a tour boat! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michelle Buteau (new book Survival of the Thickest!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who impersonates trees, Four Loko shots, fried chicken scented fire logs, a missing Irish dolphin, a pants-less driver who was ejected through his moon roof, firefighters rescuing 3 men from a dryer and Amazon not translating Swedish correctly! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucked out of a plane during flight, John Waters donating his art collection, sending an attractive lookalike to a high school reunion, cheese wheel thieves and a man who finds a strange drink in a landfill! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Albertina Rizzo is back on Bananas to talk about a man cooking chicken in a Yellowstone hot spring, a drunk man who got into a shouting match with a dog, a farm containing crumbling statues and busts, a man selling discontinued Taco Bell tacos, an update on Canuck the crow, a black leopard who mauled a man and the story of a WWII veteran who was reunited with his dog tags! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Infectious Disease Researcher Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mushroom that makes woman orgasm just by smelling it, a man who started an inferno trying to forge a sword, a robot hand you can take on walks, the world’s worst Airbnb, a woman who claims she’s an FBI agent to get free Chick-Fil-A and a teen who woke from a coma after hearing someone say his favorite food! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the butthole version of Cats, a person who turned their shed into a restaurant, a student who caused chaos testing engagement rings, the aggressive wild turkey in Oakland who was finally captured, an automatic camera mistaking a ref’s head for the ball and a woman who gave cops an unusual fake name! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scientist Cara Santa Maria chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man calling 911 on a restaurant for too small clams, butthole sunning, creating a violent A.I. by making it read Reddit, a woman who brought 23 relatives to a blind date and a story about a lonely fish who has eaten all his friends! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Fortune Feimster joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who made a robot he controls with his butthole, a fifth grader who loves his Hooters face mask, a man who loves to drive NY buses and trains despite not working for MTA, a man who denies turning his house into a restaurant, losing 10 years of memory after bad constipation and a teen who covered himself in ranch dressing, destroyed a store and crashed his car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Musician Phoebe Bridgers joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who fell off a cliff trying to save a puppy, parrots at a zoo who won’t stop swearing at people, a boy who eats nothing but sausages, Florida’s “nub city”, a man who took a garbage truck on a drunk driving adventure and a drunk pigeon in New Zealand! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who dug a big hole in his garden and refused to get out, the Mountain Dew cocktail, the Ig Nobel Prize winners, a secret man-cave under Grand Central, a 15 year old who stole a tram and parents getting naked and high and accidentally bombing their kids' Zoom classes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Andy Iwancio joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the residents of Butthole Lane, a Juicy Fruit themed casket, the search for a highly aggressive beefalo, a man who crashed a battle tank twice, a candy factory giveaway and a woman who beat up her father for farting too much! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress Chloe Bridges joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about robot wolves used to scare wild boars, Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, a shoplifter who was caught due to his distinct graphic tee, a man who blew up part of his house while chasing a fly, Calgary’s Vaseline alley and a women’s message in a bottle that traveled from US to Spain! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty discuss Pablo Escobar’s hippos restoring an ecosystem, Burning Man moving to an online platform, the mafia giving food to struggling families, an interesting date involving meth, lots of digging and a baby Yoda, a man who accidentally ejected himself from a jet and a body builder postponing his wedding to sex doll due to the pandemic  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Corina Newsome (ornithologist and birder) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who fought a wasp nest with fire, Busta Rhymes’ island, a naked man arrested for repeatedly going through the Taco Bell drive-thru, the mole man of Hackney, threatened Sage Grouse and a woman who married her adopted son, committed murder and WAY more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Erinn Hayes (Medical Police, Children's Hospital, Bill and Ted Face the Music) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man hiding drugs in his butt who shot himself in the testicles, a psychiatrist who keeps falling asleep during sessions, an ad for an angry koala, interesting kid names, the Yakuza not being able to celebrate Halloween and people’s fantasies about Siri and Alexa! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Erin Brockovich (new book Superman's Not Coming: Our National Water Crisis and What We the People Can Do About It) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a hostage situation and a Joaquin Phoenix documentary, a man who pretends to be his own prosecutor, a jeweler burying a million dollars worth of goods, a garage cut in half over a dispute and a mayor's interesting ways to solve some problems! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mandee Johnson (new book Super Serious!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who is growing a new penis on his arm, a goat who stole Skittles from a 7/11, a woman who hired a fake hitman, a spider that caused a crash, a man dressed as a cow who steals milk from a Walmart and the obituary of a woman who hated Tom Brady! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Atsuko Okatsuka (Let's Go, Atsuko!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about chainsaw wielding baboons, man who forced a first date to help him rob a bank, a plaque commemorating a sherbet explosion, Venice gondola tours dealing with overweight tourists, McDonalds vs. cheating on your partner and a man grabbing a bull by it’s horns! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about questionable tattoos, a man missing his pants and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Franchesca Ramsey (MTV's Decoded, The Nightly Show, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about taxidermists turning deer butts into assquatches, a woman in a relationship with a ghost who wants to have a baby, a fox that stole over a hundred shoes, putting potatoes up your butt to cure hemorrhoids, emus getting banned from a pub and the oldest person to ever go skydiving! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss William Shatner getting horse semen in his divorce settlement, a women who accidentally stole a car, teenagers dressing up as old people with face masks to buy alcohol, a bar fight that broke out over a fart and a crow who stole a knife from a crime scene! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a grandma spy, accidentally swimming in macaroni and more on this Minisode! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Producer Hend Baghdady joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a naked man rescued from the sewers, a Texas town who changed their name, a man's personal toilet garden, steak sauce being hidden around a public library, parents who lost custody of their kid over a name and a man who’s bladder exploded after holding it in for too long! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Future astronaut Alyssa Carson joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a turtle that pees through it’s mouth, wolves eating blueberries, a motorcycle riding alligator, a man in a bull onesie who tried to burn down a house with spaghetti sauce, teens who accidentally snorted their grandfather's ashes, a man being fined for calling another man a leprechaun, a drunk monkey who got sentenced to jail and a bird that was arrested for robbery! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Arden Myrin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a hipster who accused a company of using his photo only to find out it wasn't him, a story about a man who threw a pickle at a highway worker, a criminal crow, chocolate molds of buttholes and a man who created a landfill in his yard! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty do a minisode of YOUR stories! They talk about a horse with a hump, a woman who may or may not have lost her cat and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress and singer Chaley Rose joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a murdered goose who wore Nikes, a woman who learned she was washing her hands with a block of cheese, parachuting beavers, a woman who found out she had a brain tumor from voices in her head, a Florida couple who get trapped in an unlocked closet and a park called Exploding Whale Park! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mamrie Hart joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Spanish penis candle mogul who is accused of manslaughter, a nude sunbather who was mistaken for a dead body, a treasure that was hidden for ten years, extreme mating killing marsupials, ducks that may battle locust swarms and an author about serial killers who turned out to be a serial liar See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Naomi Ekperigin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a parrot that told a firefighter to fuck off, a woman who ate her engagement ring, a famous boozy pig who sadly passed away, men hired for a sexual fantasy who went to the wrong address, an aquarium that had to cancel an octopus sex act due to cannibalism concerns, and a drunk man who floated down a river for seven miles. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sabrina Jalees joins Kurt and Scotty this week to talk about a retired sex god tortoise, an epic fight involving feces and a Roomba, a man who robbed a store with a watermelon on his head, an AirBnB host that walked in on an orgy, Facetiming eels and the world’s shortest man! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Astronomer Lucianne Walkowicz joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who carjacks a wine tanker, ICP cancelling The Gathering of the Juggalos, an astrophysicist who got magnets stuck up his nose, the pentagon releasing UFO videos, a repeating radio message from space, butt masks, a 5 year old trying to buy a Lamborghini and a gender reveal party starting a fire! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dani Fernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss stories about a bi-sexual blind goose who was in a love triangle, a mistaken bomb threat at a Home Depot, American Girl using the likeness of an astrophysicist for a doll, a paperboy attacked by a goat, a man rescued after trying to travel to Kentucky on a log, a guy that camped in Disney World during the quarantine, Kim Jong Un getting drunk, and a women who breastfeeds her boyfriend! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karen Kilgariff joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a robot gorilla that recorded gorilla farts, a giant tomato, a raccoon tail, a judo group’s van attempting to be robbed, a Spanish journalist who gets caught cheating on live TV and a story about a man who is determined to get as many free nuggets as possible.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Emily V. Gordon joins Kurt and Scotty to talk a woman who pees alcohol, a sheep that went missing for years, a mini donkey that does video calls and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Albertina Rizza joins Kurt and Scotty and talk about dolphins helping with alien communication, a dead cat turned into a drone and much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about toilets that recognize you in a very specific way, using a thong as a face mask, a sassy AirBnB host and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kristen Schaal joins Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes for the premiere episode of Bananas! They discuss stories involving pigeons and pants, human tongues and jars, mysterious mashed potatoes and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.