F**kface

F**kface

By Rooster Teeth

F**kface is shooting yourself in the foot for a laugh. Host Geoff Ramsey is joined every week by long time friend Gavin Free to talk with Andrew Panton, a guy with no social boundaries and too much time on his hands. Together they break down Andrew's endless exploits, their own stupid realizations, and confess to things they probably shouldn't. New episodes release Wednesdays at 2 AM Central.

Episodes

Fish: The Sneakiest Animal // F**kface Bar Game Olympics

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the sneakiest animal, robbing Gavin to illustrate a point, Andrew's magic phase, 250 darts, axe throwing, throwing a frisbee bad, is Nick good at Cornhole, submarine pitchers, how british for Toad in the Hole, Regulation Animation, and a three Ha man. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, Shopify http://shopify.com/face, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/11/22·59m 56s

We Icy Hot Our Balls // nny keyboard is working again but i don't have an nn key

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew's intro apology, time travel fixings, a vinyl, not salad creaming the icy hot, we watched the monkey movie MVP2, who is the funniest in this episode, penis toilet slamming, Andrew's keyboard revisited, Gavin being CO 2 poisoned via cats, our next Office Day, pizzas, Geoff's proposal, and bachelor crabbing. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face + code EARLYBF, Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face, and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/11/22·1h 20m

Survive Block Island: Meltdown Retrospective with Gavin & Andrew

*SPOILERS AHEAD* WATCH SURVIVE BLOCK ISLAND: MELTDOWN BEFORE LISTENING! Now that Survive Block Island: Meltdown is wrapped up, Geoff sits down with Gavin & Andrew to dig into their experiences on the show and all the supposed betrayal everyone assumed. What was it like behind the scenes and how was it being trapped on an island together, virtually. Everything talked about here is a spoiler for Survive Block Island: Meltdown which people will say "How was I supposed to know there were spoilers" but like imagine you do that. Come on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/11/22·1h 12m

Geoff's Latest Oral Surgery // The First Do Box Story

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's inflatable face and dead people's gums, mouth torture, Geoff's sort of better broken body, Andrew's Icy Hot experience, a Do Box story, and Andrew's gift. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/face , Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 and use code face65, and DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW, use promo code REGULATION, throw down FIVE DOLLARS on UFC 281, and get TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if your fighter wins. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH/KS), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pre-fight moneyline bet. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Stepped Up: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Ends at the start of the main card fight of UFC 281. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/mmaterms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/11/22·1h 8m

Andrew's Treasure Trove of Pencils // 3 Rubbish Strikes to a Marathon

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Season 5 Episode 2, Gavin's real tech problems, Andrew's pencils, how many strokes is in a pencil, Gavin's anxiety dinner dreams, Geoff kisses Gavin, LASO achievement, Eric's discord hate, baseballs, ankles, cold dreams, marathons, Rubbish, Henry's passing, Padres ears and goose, Icy Hot balls, and Geoff's proposal teaser. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum http://www.breathefum.com/face , Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/11/22·1h 10m

Toad in the Hole // Andrew Entered America by accident

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by BetterHelp at http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum at http://www.breathefum.com/face , and Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/10/22·1h 11m

Alpha-Bet Prejudgement with Andrew, Eric, and Nick

LISTEN TO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS - Did he Greg it? After pulling the numbers, Andrew realizes his video mistake and calls upon Eric & Nick to see what kind of trouble he may be in. In this short clip, Eric & Nick go over the evidence and determine how they think Gavin & Geoff will react to Andrew's ball troubles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/22·10m 57s

Alpha-Bet Results // Prepare to be Annoyed

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Shopify at http://shopify.com/face , Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21, and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/10/22·1h 15m

Geoff's Pastrami Lust // AlphaBet Rules & Pick

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about attempting pastrami again, being weird together, Gavin's PS5 is Geoff's PS5, AlphaBet rules, getting our letters for the AlphaBet, Geoff got Ucked, a Goldeneye Bet? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN at http://expressvpn.com/face , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 + code face65, and Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/10/22·1h 1m

Sausage Talk Episode 1

In their first office day together, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric get together to look down the road at what is coming up for F**kface and when it will get done. Allowing you all access to the "creative process," witness how the sausage is made like in the "Eric's Job" episode but without the mounting frustration. There's a lot of pressure on the gang to deliver. Can they do it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/09/22·1h 10m

What Flavors are We? // Salt, Pepper, & Bullshit

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about baseballs going on sale September 30 @ noon CT, AlphaBet rules on the next episode, Gavin all stopped up, Andrew's heartburn, nut fight, heartburn, Does It Do, more Extra Medium, Gavin's travel story, and a new piss boy? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Better Help at http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum at http://www.breathefum.com/face , and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/09/22·1h 2m

Baseballs Round 2 // Alphabet Food Bet Beginnings

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the difficulties of the second round of baseballs, Geoff's arm hair, so much sunscreen, the queen, Game of Thrones, the serial chair breaker, groan tubes are in the store, food alphabet bet beginnings, experiencing stuff in the wrong order, our first office day, and sausage talk. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Hellofresh (http://hellofresh.com/face65 + code face65), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/09/22·1h 6m

A Greatest Hits of Geoff's Misery // Andrew's Camera Roll Displayed for His Mom

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordian arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet. This episode is sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/FACE) Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/09/22·1h 6m

Gavin No Shows Geoff // F**kface Guilt Basket

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about NOT being a technical difficulties podcast, Everyone vs Gavin, no prototype this week, the gross lake, Geoff's bike wreck, Andrew falls too, end cap wrap up, Gavin's drywall, extra medium ruling, a marge shirt out of spite, and Does It Do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/09/22·1h 6m

67 Photos from Andrew's Mom // Drawing Like an Innocent Child

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face), and Draft Kings (Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code REGULATION to get $200 in FREE bets when you place a five-dollar bet on any football game! If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/08/22·1h 6m

Wopped By Fester // Gavin's Broken Hand & Ass

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/08/22·1h 3m

Two Tardies Away From Being Late // The Salad Cream Runs Through Your Veins

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's potential On Time Intervention, how late before you're absent, beans guys, Geoff's corndog update, the end cap challenge, talking to Cosmic Crisp, Unifarm Fruit Gloves, Floor Cupcake redux, Gavin's red socks Red Sox jinks, F**kface Office Day, knob out knob rot, and wake up fart. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Backbone (http://playbackbone.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/08/22·1h 2m

Different Countries, Different Decades // Geoff Still Can't Take Photos

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Death Diving, Go Go Now Joey bellyflop, tea towel Gavin redux, Fuxedo, Chocotaco fiasco, popsicle talk, American Movie & Hands on a Hardbody, Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick, movies, ice cream cakes, cookie puss, and being a cereal history podcast. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACE), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/08/22·1h 13m

Episode F114 // I Could Curse 100 Socks

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin being late, the naming convention, nature is taking it back, can't talk about Survive Block Island Meltdown, teaching Andrew the keyboard, The Tuxedo, bad luck socks for sale, the blunder twins, geoff shit the couch, a thousand day puzzle, gavin's tiny bike, and the matrix drive thrus. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACE16 + code Face16) and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/08/22·58m 46s

Dick Got Shot By a Laser // Will Andrew Betray Gavin?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about trying to get Eric again, Geoff's vasectomy, someone wrecked Gavin's jetski, stolen tennis balls from a wrecked car, CPAP fart update, insult grid socks, Survive Block Island paranoia, the screen matched baseball, and crisps gauntlet. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) and Fum (http://breathefum.com/face + code Face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/07/22·1h 2m

A Podcast Where We Get Eachother // Bean Hole Days

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin bagging on Producer Eric, the treasure cove redux, Cosmic Crisp, we're a flubcast, cat socks, Our Tuxedo, Gavin's tea towel, RTX Groan Tubes, and Bobby Lee. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Fum (http://breathefum.com/face + code Face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/07/22·1h 1m

The Tuxedo Auction

Join Andrew as he live bids on the tuxedo from The Tuxedo. What bids must he overcome? Is anyone going to swoop in and prevent this purchase? Why does Andrew have access to the credit card? Find out answers to all this and more as we try to buy a piece of cinema history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/07/22·15m 45s

Did we get The Tuxedo from the Tuxedo? // The first freeze frame moment of my life

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about an emergency F**kface meeting, the Tuxedo tuxedo, Jetski hi-fiving, Laptop urine, Geoff’s Gavin doorbell dream, and a cpap predicament. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/07/22·1h 8m

Gavin Tries the Breadclip // Opening the F**kface Vault

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin doing the breadclip, Jake's tums/tooms vs Rolaid/Rolex, Papa John's Branston pickle pizza, Geoff's pool hole, bean hole video, Whippersnapper, Andrew learns about the royals, Shaq's wal mart purchase, basketball, and uneventful lives. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/07/22·1h 1m

Please Don't Snipe Us // F**kface: Believe It Cause Why Not?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being in the process of dropping the ball, knife edges, born again regulation listener, tuxedo tuxedo, prescription drink glasses, Long Kiss Goodnight, vibe sommelier, game show prizes, flipping a coin, Geoff in a helicopter, fantasy vehicles, and sock dilemmas. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and BirdDogs (http://birddogs.com and use promo code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/06/22·1h 3m

F**kface Breaks Shit 6/21/2022

Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/06/22·1h 25m

A Walking Stupid Contradiction // Our Tubes Will Groan Out the Sun

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff listening to Episode 107, Clip paranoia, F**kstick groan tubes, Meowwolf, spelling bee, and What to call a group of podcasters. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Fum (https://www.breathefum.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/06/22·1h 19m

Season 4, Year 3, Volume 1, Episode 107 // Future Us is as Lazy as Current We

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bad intros, what makes a comment leaver, ass backing distance, time travel gummies, banned from NHL 22, most embarrassing Anal Passage, best in the world at dog tragedy, a new electrical problem, Geoff's swan documented, and bread tags. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Backbone (http://playbackbone.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/06/22·1h 8m

How to Buy a House // Trench Foot from his Bathtub

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about home vibe inspector, gimmick TV, Andrew fell down the stair, shower clenching, tub sleeping, Gregging it, Geoff wrecks his bike, the big bad werewolf, Jackass Too Spicy Icey, and best in the world. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face on June 9th + code SIXNINE), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/06/22·1h 6m

Andrew Admits He Was Wrong // Geoff vs The Swan

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's perspective on the name thing, skittles gummies robbery, hose explosion, an arm decapitation event, Swan Werewolf, and jetskis. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/06/22·1h 9m

Last Episode of Year 2 // Geoff Praying to Alexa

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Freddy Kruger, Anal Passage best selling shirt of 2022, water guys?, Gavin's Overkill, blindfolded Halo Infinite, November Get Together, and Previously On Guesses. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE) and BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/05/22·1h 3m

Best Selling Shirt // We're a Game Creating Podcast

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack fortuitously wearing the Anal Passage inspiration shirt, Andrew's movie game, building a house from scratch, and chicken flavored popsicle. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Play Guess Who Might Be Dead Here: https://michaelsgamelab.itch.io/guess-who-might-be-dead-2  Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Backbone (http://playbackbone.com/face), and Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/05/22·1h 5m

What Does Andrew Look Like? // Shirt Havers?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew has a beard?, Norm MacDonald, The Challenge, Regulation Listener vs Comment Leaver shirts, never ask a chicken's name, Guess Who Might Be Dead Round 2: Movie Version, and Anal Passage Saga. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and ShipStation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/05/22·1h 9m

The Baseball F**kface Fiasco // Dodge the Bov

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about kinks vs cakes, ecomm pleasantries, F**kface Tax Exemptions, Andrew's Popsicle Roulette, Regulation Bagel, and ABBA memories. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/05/22·59m 57s

The 100th Episode // Condiments is the all time low

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's F**kface 100 Surprise, do they guess the voice?, ambuLAnce bro night, getting reflective, and Gavin's incredible story! F**kface Knob Drop Game: https://michaelsgamelab.itch.io/fk-face-knob-drop Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Shipstation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/04/22·1h 20m

We're (not) a Bovril Podcast // Apologizing to Lucases

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Bovril history, donor regulations, awkward stuff with your parents, AH Live Tour, Gurpler Updates, and Geoff Balls Video. My Hubby's Bagels Coffee Blend here: https://bluowl.ca/products/my-hubbys-bagels-blend  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/04/22·1h 11m

Gavin's 1 Piece of 64 Pieces of Clothing // The Regulation Bagel

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being relegated to coworker, hot dogs vs bovril, who is the previously on voice, sponsoring a hockey team, My Hubby's Bagels coffee, and urinal etiquette. My Hubby's Bagels Coffee Blend here: https://bluowl.ca/products/my-hubbys-bagels-blend Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/04/22·1h 5m

How Did Geoff Do Batting? // F**kface Food Holes

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bean hole conclusion, homeruns?, a cookbook, pizza oven spider, cups & cup theory, and closing threads. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/04/22·1h 7m

Time to Get in All the Lines // Anti Glass

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not doing the Jack's notes thing, resprained ankle, Geoff's fridge update, The Gurpler, two bad Lucases, and the most wrong Andrew has been. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/03/22·1h 10m

Two Foot Bean Hole // Buttplug Updates

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about disgusting lunch caffeinated soup, partial bean hole, Donkey Kong bet, how many socks is 1, and Andrew's long hair. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and RTX (http://bit.ly/rtxaustin22). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/03/22·59m 36s

Geoff's Cross to Bear // Are Buttplugs Real?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/03/22·1h 4m

The Late Night Episode // Very Different Days

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin in a bad mood, Geoff's new bike, how many things Andrew wrote, being excited to go to bed, using 9 instead of g, and Andrew's Candle Air Freshener remnants. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/03/22·1h 1m

Breakfast with F**kface // Naming a 20,000 Things

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about what is a black coffee, hangin in the bathtub, Naming 20k Things Bet, an apology to Gavin, Geoff's CONTINUED root canals, Donkey Kong bails, and banana shapes. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), Betterhelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/03/22·1h 5m

Eric's Job - Supplemental

You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/02/22·26m 36s

Andrew's Ankle Suggestions // 2022: The Pancake Snorkel Redemption

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Spanky Danky pleasantries, emergency porn glass, Andrew's Hospital Experience, Hotcake Hack Results, illegal knobs, wrist pockets, Gavin's drawstring drywall, and bean hole. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/02/22·1h 3m

Pleasantry Differences // A Loose Relationship with the Truth

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about pleasantries, Gavin's ohs, Andrew's achievement lies, why aren't knives better, set ups but no punchlines, Va***ty, David Hasselhoff, disowned by every country, and candy tastings? If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Nutrafol (http://nutrafol.com + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/02/22·1h 20m

The Royal We // The Infinity Pizza

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew wanting to skateboard but doesn't want to break in half, bad mood at dinner, the next british food tasting selection, is blood water, Donkey Kong Rap & bet, not joining a hockey team, and PUBG chicken. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/02/22·1h 12m

F**kface Stadium // Jingle Jingle Jingle

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin remains unpleasant, buying stadium naming rights, Andrew's McDonald's hack, stealing your feelings, being right in an angry way, a 2 episode mystery, and a fingerprint door handle. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16), Shipstation (http://www.shipstation.com and use code FACE), and BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face and use code FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/02/22·1h 3m

Unpleasantries // Not the first F**kface in V**riety

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of bullshit, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/01/22·1h 10m

F**kface Watch Along: The Tuxedo

Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/01/22·1h 42m

Judging Other Countries // Deep Lore About Nothing

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16), and Nutrafol (http://nutrafol.com and use promo code FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/01/22·1h 5m

A Q&A with Andrew #2

Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/01/22·25m 4s

Bobcat & Steve // Andrew's Sponsorship Opportunity

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on the bike kind of, and Andrew's slats. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Shipstation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/01/22·1h 3m

Season 4, Episode 1 // I'm Gonna Set the Law on Gire

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime podcast. Is this the worst episode? Welcome to Season 4. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/01/22·1h 0m

Trading Coin Tossers // Elite Log Management

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about buying the podcast, trying illegal stuff as a joke, the NFL rulebook, spare socks, and fucksticks. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/12/21·59m 8s

Season 3, Episode 1 // The X-Ray Store

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the beginning of the 3rd season, food disasters, more Geoff medical updates, and coping. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/12/21·1h 23m

Flipping Coins for Rubbish // Andrew Tries the Cosmic Crisp

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a Cosmic Crisp (twice?) Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/12/21·1h 10m

A Q&A with Andrew

In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a regulation episode, just a supplemental piece that we wanted to try out for you. Hope you enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/21·21m 11s

Apple Scrumpling Gang // Pavloved Your Ass

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff's colonoscopy, and Andrew buys the merch. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/12/21·1h 10m

The Boys of Dumpty // Apple Facts & the Regulation Apple

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump pants, and Andrew's never had a milkshake. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/12/21·1h 17m

Regulation Listeners // Geoff's at 36%

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show. Jet Ski Club Merch: Cyber Monday, November 29th at 10am CST Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/11/21·1h 7m

Double Early with a Hard Out // New Prototypes

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/11/21·1h 10m

Cosmic Crisp Review - Official Regulation Season 2 Supplemental Episode 1

Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/11/21·31m 21s

Andrew Vs The Denver Nuggets // Forecast Calls for Heavy Pastrami & Koozies

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/21·1h 10m

The New High Five // Who is the F**kface Superhero?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 pockets, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/11/21·1h 11m

Gavin's Chocolate Confidence // We're a Food Podcast Maybe

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an embarrassment, out nuggeting the Nuggets, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/10/21·1h 1m

The Garlic Feet Taste Test // Andrew's a _______ Guy

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face ), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/10/21·1h 12m

Geoff Puts His Anus Over the Pencil Grenade // Regulation Caboose

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, McDonald's Train Car, and Andrew knows Wendy from Wendy's. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/10/21·1h 21m

Too Spicy Icey // It's Hard to Listen When You're Talking

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soote your anus ows!"" Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/10/21·1h 6m

A Mid-Episode Retraction // Retrain an Anus

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/09/21·1h 7m

Gavin the Luck Catalyst // Don't Do Anything to Crabs

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and Geoff going to Vegas for Andrew. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/09/21·1h 4m

The Most Magical Podcast on Earth // How Do you Scrump an Egg?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speeds, and humpty dumpting. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/09/21·1h 3m

The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto machine. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/09/21·1h 6m

Andrew's Broken Chair Birthday // I've had my cat for 20 years

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's joke book and being mad at comment leavers about ramen, The Zim vs an umpire, and Andrew's List(tm). Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Check us out on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/fckfacepod  Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/09/21·1h 10m

It's Constantly June // Geoff's Bike Stunt Video

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clarification. Check out the bike trick video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxDr2k_-vzI Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/08/21·1h 1m

Can Geoff Ever Leave the House Again? // Friar Tuck Cake

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the purple nightmare, Olympic gambling, why Jurassic Park happens, and cake phrases. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/08/21·1h 10m

Geoff's Bullet Points // Man Hands, Open Water

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's trip, a massage from a man, a cappuccino of puke, and GO NOW! Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/08/21·1h 7m

Not Having the Optimal Ramen Experience // Not Blow, Suck

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cooking ramen, Geoff's continued poop adventures, and people watching in Vegas. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/08/21·1h 4m

Gut Full of Tots // Child Picking Day

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff not participating in the sauce segment under protest, a chunky chutney of cheese, betting in Vegas, and Scripps National Spelling Bee. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Camp Betrayal (Only on Rooster Teeth), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/07/21·54m 28s

Zimmer's Titanium Forehead // Is Humpty Dumpty an Easter Thing?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's new shitty lease on life, the smell of the F**kface air freshener, horses putting eggs or cannons back together, Shatner's webstore, and state songs. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Ship Station (http://shipstation.com click on the microphone at the top of the page + code FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/07/21·1h 10m

Cucumber Content For You // Who Pissed on All the Wallets?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's Treadmill shorts, a bunch of pee stories, everyone's regulation salad, and Andrew's room drawings. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14), Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/07/21·1h 9m

D-Box Crew Family // A New Outskirts Bet?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Producer Eric chugging a soda, British GI Joe vs Canadian GI Joe, Geoff's new bike tricks, and Gordon Ramsay Chef Blast. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN ( http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/07/21·1h 12m

No Way to Win Recording This Podcast // Curse of the Cucumber

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack's current Superfan status, selling sauce back to McDonald's, talking to strangers, and advanced angles cucumber delivery. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/06/21·1h 7m

Andrew is a _______ Guy // The Least Satisfying Redemption Possible

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a confusing text thread, Gavin inheriting Geoff's problems, Andrew's expanded sauce empire, and a couple redemption attempts. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Ship Station (http://shipstation.com, code FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/06/21·1h 17m

Leaning on Gavin and Andrew Kind of // Sauce Bitcoin

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's CONTINUED dental & fridge sagas, Andrew's sauce drawer feat. BTS, the ending of the last podcast, the conclusion of the bet, and Andrew tries to drink 2 cans without burping. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/06/21·1h 1m

Who is the Host? // Geoff Ends the Podcast

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about STILL not doing intros and outros, the continued Halo bet between Andrew & Gavin, Geoff hiring Apple Jack to fix a fridge, and the fake outro. HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/06/21·1h 2m

Episode 53 Season 2 Year 2 // Geoff's 3am Shit Story

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting off year 2 but it's still season 2 with an Andrew apology, Halo bet power outages & new techniques, jetskis man, and Geoff's 3am Shit Story. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/06/21·1h 9m

Geoff's Car Wreck Story // Firing an Extinguisher

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being Andrew's new Property Brothers, supplemental content for the socials of an extinguisher, and basket weaving (again.) Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/start), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/05/21·1h 7m

Divided Comment Leavers // All Time Loser

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fire extinguisher filled with blood, Gavin and Andrew's Halo Times bet, real phone numbers in content, and a lot of cheese sandwich talk. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/05/21·1h 8m

Zimmer Frames // How North is Hawaii?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers Mobile Game. Sponsored by: BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Adam & Eve (http://adamandeve.com) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/05/21·1h 5m

Recycled Gavin/Andrew Conversations // Can You Get a Hot Dog on That Thing

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about podcast therapy, blanking during stand up comedy, and bathtub confusion. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/05/21·1h 9m

In the Anal Trenches // A Tub as Narrow as Geoff's foot

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's ADR Nick theory confirmed, an official F**kface retraction, getting in a dry tub, and missed mechanics. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/start), & HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/04/21·1h 1m

Almost One Year // You Cannot Unshit a Portapotty

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew starting a fire to cover for using a fire extinguisher, a leisurely bike ride with crashes, predicting Zimmerzone, and Geoff's card stream plan. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/04/21·1h 9m

A Bunch of Toilet Stories // The First F**kface App

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jon Voight style blood, Andrew's bathroom snack, and Geoff's pink porta potty. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by: Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/04/21·1h 1m

Gavin Wasn't Ready // Bingoing Somebody in Scrabble Feels Good

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about RPMs, content that can not easily be dodged, and the Bingo Queen. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/04/21·54m 32s

Entrance Only Backwards // Geoff's portapotty

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew not being a socks guy, releasing an episode on vinyl, and the perfect british sandwich. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/subscribe), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face and use code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31/03/21·58m 49s

The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/03/21·1h 8m

Affecting the Market // Dog Shampoo [42]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing so many more than 1 intro, Gavin can't speak in the Zimmerzone, and how Roombas have gotten worse over time. Sponsored by: Postmates (Download the Postmates app + code FACE) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/03/21·1h 9m

Episode 1 of Season 2 // ansack [41]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric not keeping everyone in line, they finally get in to the Raymond Somer stuff, and Geoff's new porta potty. Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/03/21·55m 14s

The Power is Back // Geoff Was Here 2021 [40]

Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff crashes his bike, Gavin gets hit in the head, and we never talk about Raymond Somer. I'm sorry. This is Eric and I wasn't at this one because of Face Jam and I f**kfaced everyone by not getting them in line. I'm really sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/03/21·1h 6m

We're Still in the Past // Vancouver Child Kicker [39]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the intense paranoia caused by this show, we guess numbers, Andrew makes a sound that you have to guess then tries salad cream, and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10 and use code face10) and Postmates ( Postmates app and use code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/02/21·1h 1m

We Rule the Domain of Zim // The Sap Trap [38]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's dog finding a squeaky toy, then a fire alarm going off in Andrew's apartment, then a fire truck driving outside and Andrew thinking his apartment is on fire, shouting Zimmer from the rooftops, and more. Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/subscribe). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/02/21·58m 33s

F**kface Postponed due to Weather

Due to the severe weather in Austin, this week's F**kface episode is postponed but will be out as soon as possible. In the meantime, Andrew Panton wanted to give a quick word so people weren't left with nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/02/21·3m 41s

Figuring Out What Andrew Doesn't Know // Into the ZimmerZone [37]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's big accomplishment, the best videos before or after an event, XXX every Tuesday 50 cents, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN ( http://expressvpn.com/face) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/02/21·1h 10m

None of What You Said Matters // We Spill So Many Drinks [36]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about terrible advice for Geoff's sock problem, Andrew's horde mode burger bet, the act of war of podcast trailer voting, and more. Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10 + code face10) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/02/21·1h 5m

Why Are You Yelling // Medium Strength Water [35]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff stepping in dog poop maybe, Gavin's sink-shroom, Andrew's dwindling buger bet confidence, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27/01/21·1h 11m

The Real Canon Trailer

The Real Canon is a deep dive into the world of genre pop culture, providing backstory and context to what's at the forefront of nerd media. Jon Risinger and co-host Charles Pulliam-Moore together open the gates to everything trending in movies, tv & gaming, offering fresh perspectives on the stories that are defining the canon in real time. The first episode is out and you can subscribe now. https://link.chtbl.com/realcanon
22/01/21·1m 30s

Gavin Learns About Knobs // The Most Expensive Flush [34]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about selling bat handles, the best sequel, Geoff's broken toilet, and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/01/21·1h 4m

Banana Notoriety // Best Butt Years Are Behind Me [33]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's baby, Winnie the Poohing it, the cookie dough ice cream of video games, and more. Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10 and use code face10) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13/01/21·1h 3m

Black Bawks Down // The First F**kface Recipe [32]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting a war with Gus?, a hamburger sandwich shop, Andrew's coffee soup, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
06/01/21·1h 5m

Andrew Passes to Himself // NOTTHERSTORE [31]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a very special intro, the community Christmas Album, potential bat betrayals, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/12/20·59m 35s

The Worst Minute in F**kface History // Metaphorical Coin Flipping Socks [30]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew do the episode but Geoff gets up... like 5 times? Anyway they also talk about Cyberpunk's broken nose, Geoff's podcast unfaithfulness, a good minute, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face80) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/12/20·1h 12m

Double Sized Head // Demolish You in the Sewing Machine [29]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about making molds of your head, when you're teen aged, rarely having bean bags, and more. Sponsored by Manscaped (http://manscaped.com/face). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/12/20·1h 21m

I'm All Back // The Bat Fiasco [28]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew being the most least prepared, payoff to the ketchup bet, Geoff's bats, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/12/20·1h 6m

In the Ham Zone // Confidence of a Much Dumber Man [27]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about license plates, 3 marathons in a week, Andrew's comfort mountain pillow predicament, and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/12/20·1h 3m

Twice Cooked Floor Dogs // Unverified Wipes [26]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about sell by dates, complicated bedsheets, the right way to store ketchup, and more. Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face90, code face90). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25/11/20·1h 7m

Embracing the Waffle Lifestyle // Rolling Several Ankles in Austin [25]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fear of vomiting, bad ankles, Andrew's Austin antics, and more. Buy the Gurple shirt: http://bit.ly/FFgurple. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Manscaped (http://manscaped.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18/11/20·59m 52s

Rerailing the Train // The Bathroom Waffle Maker [24]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about turnip root & gooseberry, Geoff's bloody cummy dick heart, 70 pounds of pancake mix and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Listen to Fluke Face: https://bit.ly/flukeface Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/11/20·1h 7m

Andrew Loses Power // Andrew's Precious Bits [23]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have a bit of a problem. Andrew starts telling his story about overcoming Kelsey Grammer but then his power goes out so Eric steps in and the show is just weird for like half an hour BUT THEN Andrew comes back and Geoff goes over his new business plan. Truly revolutionary stuff. Buy the Gurple shirt: http://bit.ly/FFgurple Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACE90, code FACE90) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/11/20·55m 46s

Fluke Face

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03/11/20·1h 2m

Gurple Confusion // Stickier Things Than Horses [22]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and Bespoke Post (http://boxofawesome.com/, code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/10/20·1h 1m

Early for Being Late // We're Gurpin' [21]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing intros again, what our friend Jack thinks about the show, concentrate tubes, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt Sponsored by Manscaped (http://manscaped.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21/10/20·58m 46s

Gum Was a Much Bigger Deal // Have Either of You Ever Been in a Pyramid Scheme [20]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not being a baseball podcast, Chael Sonnen, Garfield times getting beat, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. On World Mental Health Day our Discord started a raffle supporting Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Every $10 donated enters you into a draw for this hat. To enter follow this: 1. Donate https://bit.ly/2GVbUdv 2. Screenshot the donation 3. Email it to fhatraffle@gmail.com with your Twitter handle Ends October 18 Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14/10/20·52m 12s

Gavin Was Late (on time) // Is a Bag a Container? [19]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about foods that Andrew has never tried, Gavin's new head dent, do it for Nick, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Tushy. Go to http://hellotushy.com/face for 10% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
07/10/20·55m 53s

Pranked by a Gentle Ghost // The Verdict [18]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the rules of being visibly early, the being nice about Gavin segment, a judge's ruling, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/face80 and use code face80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box! Also sponsored by Bespoke Post. Get 20% off your first box at http://boxofawesome.com and enter code FACE at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30/09/20·1h 20m

Panton v. RamFree // A Popular Misconception [17]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the root canal store, a true villain, surprise key character witnesses, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Manscaped. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code FACE20 to get 20% off and free shipping! Also sponsored by ExpressVPN. Go to http://expressvpn.com/face today and get an extra 3 months FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23/09/20·1h 2m

A Variety of Lawsuits//Bog Roll Folders? [16]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about assembled Andrew's legal team, Geoff's fake first place Garfield finish, bog roll folders, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/. Sponsored by Tushy. Go to http://hellotushy.com/face for 10% off! Also sponsored by RTX. Shop RTX at Home exclusively at http://store.roosterteeth.com from September 15th to the 25th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16/09/20·1h 2m

A Grown Up Fall//Garfield Champ is Still The Champ [15]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a toenail update, Andrew eating pencils, an update on Andrew's rogue store, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Sponsored by Mack Weldon. For 20% off your first order, visit http://mackweldon.com/face and enter promo code face. Also sponsored by RTX. RSVP for RTX at http://rtxevent.com and follow @RTXEvent on Twitter for more info and updates! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09/09/20·1h 5m

Burger Bet Results//Can We Sue Ourselves? [14]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Wacky Races, tips for competitive eating, The Panton Line official site, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
02/09/20·53m 26s

Bathroom Snake Spotter//I Became a Shitty Riddler

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about vertical wiping, surprise toilet dangers, Andrew's Krampiss Cult, picking the cheese, and more. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get 20% off with free shipping at http://manscaped.com with code FACE20! Also sponsored by Tushy. Go to http://hellotushy.com/face for 10% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26/08/20·52m 21s

My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about swim trunks, cheeky double anus, Andrew's prank confessional, suited tattoo artists, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/FACE and get an extra 3 months FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19/08/20·54m 5s

I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/08/20·50m 33s

Andrew the Bogeyman//Is It Evil If It's Funny?

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the making of a horror movie villain, a F**kface hat, James Bond, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05/08/20·45m 26s

The Ultimate Question Fart//Biology Homework

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about tying up loose ends, recorded farts, accidentally making money, and the latest trend. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code ​FACE​ at http://manscaped.com Also sponsored by Raycon. Get 15% off your order at http://buyraycon.com/face! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29/07/20·55m 14s

Confidence of a Much More Capable Man//Coolio Has No Involvement

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a burger eating challenge, Coolio, Xbox Achievements, and an elaborate payment plan. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/FACE and get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22/07/20·50m 34s

Introducing Red Web

Welcome to the Red Web! Trevor Collins and Alfredo Diaz are here to dive into the Internet's most intriguing mysteries, conspiracies, and supernatural events. If you like unsolved stories, you've come to the right place. First episode available now at https://link.chtbl.com/redweb.
20/07/20·1m 4s

Burger Tablet//Emailing the Queen of Apes

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Microsoft Surface contest, a stolen Battle Bus, a whole new genre of entertainment, and movie theater stories. Sponsored by Mack Weldon. For 20% off your first order, visit http://mackweldon.com/face and enter promo code face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15/07/20·56m 27s

Double Anus//Hate Nap

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the first time they met, having trouble focusing, lyrics,hate naps, and Andrew’s PUBG challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/07/20·45m 43s

Going Ape for Monkey Movies//A Friendship Ends Over Piss

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about monkey movies, orangutans, game achievements, and messing with people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/07/20·50m 53s

Andrew Joins the Basket Weaving Alliance//Naturally Equipped to be a Mime

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their value in a post-apocalyptic world, anxiety over Yoshi, their first f**kfaces, and stupid stuff they did as kids. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code FACE at http://manscaped.com! Also sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/FACE and get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24/06/20·57m 41s

Trapped in the Bathroom with a Cat//You Make People Uncomfortable

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about hiding from movers, failed pranks, postal services, and white chocolate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17/06/20·47m 52s

Set Sail For Ass//Billy Ripken F**kfaced Himself

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the origins of f**kface, farts that remind you of people, Garfield Kart racing, and basket weaving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/06/20·48m 58s

Face Tattoo Bets//Animal Crossing Turnips

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have their first episode where they talk about F**kfacing your face, barbershops at the old folks home, reaching out to Tide, and 625 prices. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
03/06/20·50m 16s

Introducing F**kface

What is a F**kface? Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, and Andrew Panton are here to fill you in! Subscribe now and never miss a new episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20/05/20·32s
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