F**kface

F**kface

By Rooster Teeth

F**kface is shooting yourself in the foot for a laugh. Host Geoff Ramsey is joined every week by long time friend Gavin Free to talk with Andrew Panton, a guy with no social boundaries and too much time on his hands. Together they break down Andrew's endless exploits, their own stupid realizations, and confess to things they probably shouldn't. New episodes release Wednesdays at 2 AM Central.

Episodes

The Last Episode of F**kface // Firing Squad [206]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about restarting the podcast every 205 episodes, Andrew reveals his long running easter egg, reminiscing on the last 4 years of F**kface, getting waxed again, boss reviews, Gavin’s scandalous photo, foods we’ve eaten most in our lives, the hot dog registry, nerd smarts, the next TikTok sport, Andrew emoting in Sea of Thieves, Gavin searching for the word, thanking our editor Kelly, thanking our loyal fans, and talking about the future of F**kface. Follow us to stay up to date on our next steps Geoff: instagram.com/geofflramsey x.com/GeoffLRamsey Gavin: instagram.com/gavinfree x.com/GavinFree Andrew: x.com/andrewpanton Eric: instagram.com/ericbaudour x.com/ericbaudour Nick: instagram.com/schwartzanicker x.com/schwartzanicker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/05/241h 6m

Bean or Bark // Sea of Thieves Hack [205]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potato facts, raccoon fingers, opposable thumbs, stinkiest temperatures, cold sauce, the flavor of cold, the great raccoon scandal of 2016, coffee and vanilla beans, animals we don’t care about, birds, new draft ideas, formal apology to the Celtics, the Vancouver Canucks, getting ahead of light, rug cleaning, believing what we see on the internet, never asking questions, not correcting people, trading cars for rugs, Albert snores, Sea of Thieves life hack, The Panton Store, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/05/241h 1m

The Last Of Donuts // The Company Is Saved [204]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about strong acid levels, Jack is kinda not a thief, closing out a 15 year old storyline, the biggest raccoon party, being the first person to do or interact with something, revisiting easter eggs, passing the torch of listening for Nick in the mask, the potential new Geoff and Andrew show, The Last of Us 2 shutting the donut shop down, favorite donut flavors, incorporating new cams, Andrew is saving the company, bringing back dead drops, riding with Eric to do weird stuff, dream topics, who Ike of Mike and Ike is, Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften, taking a leave from talking, icy hot, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/04/241h 6m

Layering 100 Pees // Banana Shaft [203]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s voice, why birds don’t have visible balls, animal kingdom penis’, old tweets, Dollar Hot Dog Night, being in a Whataburger commercial, the solar eclipse, Xbox 360 best features, Way of the Dogg, Undercover Boss, recording every piss, hobbies we’re running from, internal goo, snorting Tums, justice for Graysie, NBA stars with pets, Eric the super producer, hollow Whoppers, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/04/241h 1m

The British Jackal // Beard Faucet [202]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick’s real life laugh, the goodbye party started by an evil man, Graysie the British Jackal, hourly nightmares, Andrew and Eric going to the mall and making code words, convincing people of time travel, our mall era, Geoff promotion and demotion cycle, childhood disappointments, trying to get Will Sasso in content, DCOM’s, Andrew lying to get a library card, what based on a true story really means, Kirk Cameron, the Twitch streamed UFC fight, mustache hairs, The Matrix MMO, and more. Sponsored by FÜM: Start the Good Habit at https://tryfum.com/FACE to save 10% off the Journey Pack today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/04/241h 7m

Jizzle Knowledge // Tub Time Update [201]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about remastering Red Vs Blue, Jack being a thief, Eric and Andrew’s sick voices, jizzle knowledge, in and out of our cum era, the 9 volt battery above Gavin’s door jams, animals being left and right handed, kicking with dick power, front knee kick in fighting, gun based sports, Vietnam birthday lottery draft, generational celebrity images, least famous faces, feeding fish to fish to catch fish, the future of VR, logging in on a TV, finally asking about Graysie’s tub time, Geoff’s house progress, root canal update, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/face to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/04/241h 9m

Did We Do?

Recorded February of 2023, listen as the guys talk through what they wanted to do for Does It Do and determine if they should? Go rewatch all of Does It Do now while there's time. Did we do? Maybe we did. You could too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/03/2448m 1s

Alabama Poutine // The Perpetual Food Truck [200]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about enthusiasm, architect Andrew, cat guessing, what did we talk about, a food you can't say no to and whats on it, UK TV License, AH AMEX problems, doordash shooting food at you, bird love spaghetti, back back hoodie, and pin the falcon on the dick. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE24 , Dragon's Dogma 2 http://dragonsdogma.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/03/241h 12m

Discount Pranking // Farts In Written Word [199]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick wearing the mask, dark humor and therapy, jacking Geoff’s house up, cracking house foundations, Andrew’s discount shopping and pranking, scariest texts to receive from Andrew, the Slop O’clocks, Geoff’s fridge is broken, a book full of F**kface photography, converting fart recordings to written word, time travel, what’s going on with Kate Middleton, smoke alarms going off in the middle of the night, 9 volt batteries, bad ad reads and make goods, podcast training camp, Andrew’s habit of rule following, NYT Connections, the familiar house in Michigan, Gavin doesn’t answer texts, Andrew said trash, a room made from clocks, MVP Nick, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Cosmic Crisp http://cosmiccrisp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/03/241h 14m

500 Groan Tubes // Dying In Every Universe [198]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew address the company closure as well as talk about the Ratyboy announcement, McDonald’s salt delivery, Eric taking a phone call mid-record, the groan tube, who can clog a toilet quicker, the amount of merch inventory that will be leftover, the cheese trophy, no one can take Ian from us, Oscar movie reviews, Woman with the Red Lipstick, Andrew’s moms opinion on Poor Things, Emma Stone’s nipples, search engines, ancient Hotmail, catching a rubber pop up toy in between your buttcheeks, Andrew stepping in the trash bin, dying in other universes, magazine prices, and more. Sponsored by Shopify http://shopify.com/face , Füm https://tryfum.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/03/241h 16m

An Announcement

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06/03/2412m 41s

Fidget Guns and Monster Trucks // Death of Umidigi [197]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting sent to the office, children fidget weapons, yoyo’s getting banned in school, lockers, smurf christening, 5 pound bets, bomb shapes, the size of an appendix, sour patch kids heads, recouping your organ space, pantone color of 2024, what animals could sell us what foods, animal drug dealers, best/worst devil actors, robinsons orange, Geoff’s tooth falling out, how the umidigi died, newfound faith in Eric and board games, playing Expeditions: A Mud Runner Game, the monster truck kid on Geoff’s street, what happened to episode 196, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face and Mando http://ShopMando.com code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/03/241h 7m

Gavin is Here for Pleasantries // Season 2022 [195]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Gavin is here early, market research, Andrew's root canal, teeth memory, bike debacle, old problems, Geoff's dog's name, custom orders, foot long, wearing pants, and Tiktok. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE , Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/02/241h 14m

Small Dick Mode // 8 Minute Tub Time [194]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, wanting to be touched less, new day rituals, the logistics of having multiple dicks, Gavin’s cleaning tongue, animals that eat their young, BMX bike jumping, Geoff running over Gavin’s toothpaste, no bleeding goal, bathtub fill time, is Mr. Magoo blind?, Andrew figuring out how to use the keyboard, Angry Whopper hack, how many substitutions are allowed before it’s no longer the menu item, blindfolded episode, filmable falcons, and more. Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and Cosmic Crisp http://cosmiccrisp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/02/241h 29m

Buying a Mini Blimp // Naked Floppy Running [193]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew start the episode off with some mellow check ins and talk about Andrew and Gavin’s Google Maps game, Does It Do? Sunglasses debacle, Geoff’s tone shift, Trucks, Palworld, Sodastream carbonated juice, unifarm innovation, exploding Soda Stream canisters, explosive colors, using compressed air on an Xbox, Andrew’s vacuuming frequency, if blimping is a dead technology, buying a mini blimp, Eric’s wrestling commentary, naked old men flopping vs. Sienna Miller running in a gown, John Malkovich burping, Andrew’s ad read clip, playing Payday 3, negative returns on Gurplers, being there for each other's penis’, what would blow your mind if you were from the 1950’s, and more. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACE10 , Shopify http://shopify.com/face , Füm https://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/02/241h 11m

In The Owl City Lab // Andrew Got A Cock [192]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Payday 3, sending Gavin to the Owl City lab, measuring the brightness of 10 million fireflies, ear patterned baldness, buying bugs online, Ladybug Johnson, nursemaid Tittle, the things we could get away with in a hi-vis vest, high school football field dick chain, how invisible is Nick?, the kitchen day competitions, keeping your guard up with a sleeping mask, Andrew’s hamstring injury, zodiac based financial predictions, Chinese New Year animals and elements, Andrew got a cock, the “it all happens” invite, the Missing Children Milk Carton program, food related advertising efforts, best newspaper section to eat, grip strength, the ball squeeze, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , DraftKings Sportsbook Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code REGULATION Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/02/241h

Gavin's New Low // Zimmer the Bartlett [191]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about toothpaste hardness, shit in the shower, temperature change, worst movie posters, goat and cat eyes, streaming, trucks with Andrew, Warzone, Halo times maybe, apple pies & sandwiches, rethinking pears, and Does It Do is out now. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/01/241h 10m

Becoming a Movie Review Podcast // One Day Closer To Death [190]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Worms, Andrew’s old man routine, Turner Classic Movies, Ridiculousness, Citizen Kane, Hello Dolly, scenes in movies we skip, The Iron Claw, Andrew not feeling well, the emotional journey of Up, Geoff’s magnetization to dogshit, Andrew’s first trip to the dentist in 12 years, root canal advice, physics lessons, more of the great standing desk debate, Cosmic Crisp Apples, recipe-less cooking, oddly named fruit, eating a whole loaf of bread, Geoff’s puppy gnawing on the corners of walls, skills we thought we’d use more, the death barometer, forgetting things, which celebrities will last, which body part would be worst to have 2 of, tastebud positioning, calzones, pizza survival, Blue Streak and more. Sponsored by Shopify Go to http://shopify.com/face to sign up for a $1-per month trial period Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/01/241h 26m

Front Front Back Back Shirt // Vibes for 2024 [189]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how they spent their Christmas breaks, McNugget Buddies, testing grip strength, using dog medicine to make hands rougher, New Years Eve festivities, cool vids, maximizing Christmas tree space, salad spinners as toys, the crouton eating contest, the New Years Eve movie, reimagining the ball drop, why shirts have fronts and backs, the long awaited creative meeting, Geoff’s handwriting, Trucks, improvements to the hot dog races, the Detroit area code, picking our vibes for 2024, Andrew’s useless alarm system, breathe the weight away, Us, the mall game show, this years predictions, and more. Shop our merch here → https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/f-kface Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree , Cosmic Crisp http://cosmiccrisp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/01/241h 10m

Ass Hair Toupée // The Year of Plaques [188]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Andrew would carry out a murder, being a week into new buttholes, making a toupe out of ass hair, tug of war and jet ski waxing methods, the great standing desk debate, Andrew’s cock award results, a heartfelt apology to Jack, the fruit video, the breastfeeding at an NBA game, their clumsy incidents, buying and renovating your childhood home, tracking height in door frames, the mall buying Andrew’s neighborhood, putting a plaque in said mall, bean hole dirt pens getting to Canada, Geoff’s unnamed secret puppy, and more. Shop our merch here → https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/f-kface Sponsored by Füm http://tryfum.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/01/241h 4m

Getting Our Dicks Wet In The New Year // Signs from Howard Stern [187]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew wish you a Happy New Year and talk about asshole sweat, making Nick wear the monkey mask on this podcast, asshole updates, the beanhole, Andrew finding the Monopoly money, 10 inch tweezers, how Gavin grips sticks, lore consultant, new year's resolutions, getting jacked hands, giant forearm guy, Lady in the Water, more Melting Pot updates, foreign F**kface, who’s more American?, trying to get the billboard in Indiana, cheating the cock award system, the nominations, Andrew’s campaign, searching for guidance, Geoff’s sign from Howard Stern, peak sleep routines, The Hateful Eight, the year we change the name of this podcast, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree , FIRST http://fuckfacepod.com/first get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/01/241h 11m

Assholes and Ice Skates // Fart Drama [186]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of getting poo in the follicle holes, Geoff and Gavin's trip to New York, Brooklyn coffee shop smut, seeing the Rockettes, Radio City Music Hall, Geoff’s audio files of himself peeing, farting in the airport lounge, accidentally pressing the elevator alarm, what was supposed to be the best diet coke, the woman trying to interview the soda shop owner, ice skating, ankle strength, skyline projections, the bird chirp fart file, the stolen Andrew wrapping paper, cosmic crisp buying into F**kface, the hidden Monopoly money, the wheel of years pick, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree), Shopify (http://shopify.com/face), and Factor (http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/12/231h 2m

Christmas Catalog of 98

AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/12/231h 42m

It’s Scary Out There // Wheel of Years [185]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACE10 , Nuts.com http://Nuts.com/face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/12/231h 10m

Xmas Music Draft

Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft important for picking here? Want to listen to the whole playlist? Check it out here but SPOILERS it has all the songs on it: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/64wNuttWuzeunT00CHG0MZ?si=9f5191f0d68d42da Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/12/2346m 20s

The Wedding // F**kface Fondue [184]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s wedding, Gavins best man speech, Andrew's impressions, Immortality, Nick’s dancing, tattoos, if Andrew is actually his mother, the kid who might have killed his parents, the curly straw, gurpler straw race, Graysie’s method of recycling, the rehearsal dinner, Top Notch, throw up volume, the fruit throwing video, Fuegismo, TPG, Trucks, Shane MacGowan, F**kface cursed deaths, franchising The Melting Pot, reviewing the regulation sandwich photos, spoons, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE , MeUndies http://meundies.com/face , Füm http://tryfum.com code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/12/231h 9m

Xmas Movie Draft

Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pick TRULY number 1? What would your draft board look like? You watching these? Don't bother putting the cookies out for Santa because F**kface is bringing the goods this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/12/2352m 39s

Sanded Down Meal Cube // Peeing In The Bean Hole [183]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Lost island, Tony Soprano, who’s to blame for the lack of asshole waxing, the horse with a hole, the Musk and Bezos boxes, perving on the files, weird pet names, cat Eric, the joke book, Andrew’s memory of Cirque du Soleil, wasted experiences, sushi quality, Gavin’s not a taste guy, protein bricks, the sanded down meal replacement pill, the complications of eating wings, Crash Bandicoot, Geoff’s lack of bladder control, backyard pee zones, the most difficult glory hole, getting gizmo’d, arson and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree , Gamer Supps https://gamersupps.gg code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/12/231h 18m

Professional Sitting // The Hot Dog Podcast [182]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 , Shopify http://shopify.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/11/231h 5m

Life Changing Sandwiches // Jack Hammering [181]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Poymel secretions, the impending anal waxing, exploding head syndrome, making a sleep soundtrack, spinoff podcasts, Crazy Frog’s dick, Nick’s feet, life changing sandwiches, the guy in a puffy NFL jacket drenched in soda, Gavin’s belly button shot, dream laughter, shredded food, Big Bite, bacon butty, the regulation sandwich, the jack hammer, Andrew’s warehouse days, the party gurpler, living in cat breath, head measurements, and more.  Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face, Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com Code FACE10, and Nuts.com http://Nuts.com/face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/11/231h 2m

Regulation Pubes // Long Hat Mode [180]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game, Fury vs Ngannou, school night gaming, Alan Wake 2, letters to chair companies, fictitious employees, long hat mode, the upcoming cock awards, Geoff’s smut novel, turning Nick’s mic on, Andrew waxing himself, undelegatables, the glory hole, how to film them getting their buttholes professionally waxed, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by Füm (http://tryfum.com Code FACE), Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACE), and Babbel (http://babbel.com/FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/11/231h 10m

Shaft, Sack, and Crack Wax // Glozenge [179]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the seasons of Andrew, the horrible SnowRunner update, watching cable, Stay Tuned!, childhood commercials, George Clooney, Flo from Progressive, the Sonic guys, shoulder falcon, F**kface jerseys, getting your anus waxed, at home ass waxing pulley systems, Andrews shameception, hoagies, grinders, and subs, cursive writing in school, John Carpenter is Geoff’s spirit animal, popsicles, the Halloween movies, being accused of killing people, running into regulation listeners, Clown Core, writing gay sci-fi smut, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q . Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facefree Code facefree), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Gamer Supps (https://gamersupps.gg/Face Code Face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/11/231h 12m

Antagonistic Moods // Smut [178]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about killing Andrew with a towel, mini helmets, the Key West hypotheticals, the Justice League, Geoff’s many podcasts, shooting references, morning pleasantries, the admirals club, boarding groups, contingency plans, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the solar eclipse, clips girl dinner lunch, SnowRunner, Tax Day, First Light Books, Andrew’s broken chair, the scorpion chair, when Eric worked at Razer, phlegm, smiles, Geoff’s trip to the dentist, the Incredible Hulk, RoboCop, smut, the new kissabel apples, the Dallas Quest, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by Shopify (http://shopify.com/face), MeUndies (http://meundies.com/face), and Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/11/231h 11m

Appropriate Squirts // Key West Bachelor/ette Weekend [177]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about physical calendars, fountain pens, joined up writing (aka cursive), the Empty Quarter, bean hole, Andrews matrix chair moment, UFC 4, brushing your teeth in the dark, Key West, Sloppy Joe’s, the very inexperienced boat captain, sleep spaghetti, stepping on sea urchins, the tiny shipwreck, leaving Gavin behind in the ocean, dirt & worms, getting recognized in public, would you shoot a dog for $175M or strangle Andrew to death once a month?, the ghost tour curse, jet skiing, pleading the second and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face Code 50face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com Code face10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/10/231h 23m

Tomorrow Is Chores // Naughty Naked Video Games [176]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s new nickname, Britney Spears, their picks for the WOAT, Maiquel Falcao, kinds of shit, a couples massage gone wrong, the Chip Kelly method, sleeping with airpods, if Gavin is an alien, A Thousand Words, Highlander, The Littlest Hobo, whether Canadians or Americans love dogs more, F**kface easter eggs, naughty naked video games, David Lynch, Halo Infinite, Austin summer ending, Gavin’s pool parties, hallucinating, exploding ear syndrome, sleep voices, drugs, and more.  Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 , Füm http://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/10/231h 5m

Andrew's Blindside

It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. Watch the episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvzAdvdS7A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/10/2329m 31s

Baby Alien Schlongs // Sleep Hacks [175]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their stupidity timelines, Apple CarPlay, refurbished cell phones, Andrew hating Google, how many “ha’s” have to be sent for something to be funny, baby alien schlongs, overdosing on Alka Seltzers, sleep hack: switch sides of the bed, Geoff’s monkey sleepover in Panama, the funniest people they know, running out of gas in SnowRunner, superhero movies, the wimpiest Survivor cast, go to songs that play in your head, and who’s the WOAT? Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face Code 50face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/10/231h 9m

Caviar Phones // Internal Monologues [174]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how impressed they are by Gus Sorola, scanning Starfield planets, most sought after skill in a podcaster draft, phone voices, Andrew leading the college Pick’em, potato draft, the use of nose flaps, bath time preferences, Caviar phones, not so hot sports takes, Kindle sex books, talking to yourself, Gavin being the equivalent of a wolf, what qualifies as an ingredient, gas station chips, and Geoff's water park induced enema. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q.  Sponsored by Raycon (Go to http://buyraycon.com/face and use code BIRTHDAY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/10/231h 12m

Andrews Ankles // Regulation Flavors [173]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the upcoming takeover of the Let’sPlay channel, Andrews Ankles, Team17, X-Box criminal records, picking the best flavors, how many classic Disney movies and remakes we’ve missed, cryptids, Kool-aid jammers, and being able to wear each others body parts. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50face Code 50face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Shady Rays (Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/09/231h 9m

Crisps

The long awaited Crisps ranking is here. Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have selected 4 (four) of their nation's greatest crisps (chips) to go head to head in a taste test. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, Nick, Graysie, and special guest Becca as crisps are crunched. What's a nik nok? *~* CRISP CHOICE SPOILER*~* Gavin: Pickled onion monster munch Frazzles nice n spicy nik naks Twiglets Geoff: Ruffles Queso Kettle Jalapeno Zapps Mesquite BBQ Zapps New Orleans Style Voodoo Andrew: Lays Ketchup Hawkins Cheezies Ruffles All Dressed Old Dutch BBQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/09/2356m 36s

Cock Money // Punchlines [172]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Episode 196, Andrews cock money, our Starfield characters, houses, and parents, F**kface Bababooey, present their punchline homework, Geoff tries his potato smileys, deep fried scrub daddies, the prominence of the letter E, British explorers, and then there’s Gavin. Sponsored by Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 Code face50 , and Füm tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/09/231h 8m

Surströmming Nose Flaps Test Video Available Now!

Geoff has declared that he can close his “nose flaps” at will to block out smells. The rest of the F**kface crew wants to put it to a test by locking him in the portapotty with an open can of Surströmming, Sweden’s notoriously stinky delicacy. Does Geoff have what it takes or will his nose flaps fail him in his time of need? Check out the video on the Rooster Teeth site https://roosterteeth.com/watch/f-kface-nose-flaps or on YouTube https://youtu.be/Nu2qgov9dlc. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/09/2324s

Why Andrew deserves a cock // Dog Handles [171]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew use the term Zazzle and talk about different oven uses, the Panton collection, Don Zimmer, summer of 98, time zones, boating around the world, the danger of national parks, building a human out of food named after human body parts, whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable, natural handles for dogs, and Andrew gives a powerpoint presentation on why he deserves a cock. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face use code 50face, and BetterHelp (go to http://betterhelp.com/face to get 10% off your first month). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/09/231h 10m

Ultimate Playlist of 98

To put a wrap on the Summer of 98, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to make the Ultimate Playlist for 1998. In a round robin selection, the crew builds a list of their favorite songs of 98 to put together one playlist. It's back to back jams as we take your summer out with a bang. You can listen to the Ultimate Playlist of 98 on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2n5nxHO2auQPS6nvabXww1?si=d9ac386d7842482e Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/09/231h 2m

Potato Talk // Bald Concert Goers [170]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew are STILL talking about potatoes… but also how Andrew’s never tried eggs, ketchup brands, sports names, Andrew’s stalker, Stevie Nicks, people who video entire concerts, how reflective bald heads are, the most appetizing land animals, compiling a worst songs ever playlist, and Geoff receives a surprise gift mid episode.  Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE , DraftKings Sportsbook Download the DraftKings sportsbook app now and use code REGULATION to sign up. New customers can take home $200 in bonus bets when they bet just $5.  Subscribe to Geoff's new podcast https://link.chtbl.com/soalright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/09/231h 5m

Summer of 98 Movies Top 10

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to talk through the Top 10 movies of the Summer of 98 and we're not leaving until we've settled it. Andrew has compiled the list, everyone chooses 3, and that's where the battle begins. What is your Summer of 98 Top 10 movies? Is Snake Eyes on it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/09/231h 22m

F**kface Legacies // Butt Cream [169]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potatoes for way too long, Andrew’s legacy, vandalizing statues, popular first names, family lineages, Christina Aguilera's love of Mario Kart, friendly vs. non-friendly rivalries, phone etiquette, gamer tags, butt cream, and toilet time routines.  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face code 50face , Shopify http://shopify.com/face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face  Subscribe to Geoff's new podcast https://link.chtbl.com/soalright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/08/231h 6m

So... Alright Premiere: Tough Times on Mango Street

Geoff's new podcast, So... Alright, is here! Geoff’s love of western folk music takes a bizarre turn, and leaves him to ponder just what makes a place like Mango Street so dangerous. Subscribe now! https://link.chtbl.com/soalright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/08/2317m 48s

Return of the Fart // Andrews Big Break [168]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's sneaky farts, being the most family friendly podcast out there, Eric's betrayal, Johnny Mnemonic, Andrew's budding commercial career, The Norm Show, Geoff's new podcast, and bringing Kool-Aid to the lab. Sponsored by Füm http://tryfum.com/FACE. Subscribe to Geoff's new podcast https://link.chtbl.com/soalright. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/08/231h 11m

In the Lab with Andrew // Fruit Fusions [167]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about poop game, shit shades, pink eye, juice lab, sleep spaghetti v2, the Panton collection, mystery injuries, gems of war achievements, mouth tape food poisoning, flammable farts, Andrew's realization of seasons, Geoff's morbid American history, and the new flavors taste test. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/50face code 50face , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE , Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/08/231h 6m

Gurple in Vegas // Somebody's Last Straw [166]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's a movie guy, Summer of 98 baseball, Chewbacca, back in time, outside food, the sphere, same shirts, poop brain, in bed early, cement mixers, grango, wetware, the sticks, and being somebody's last straw. The Break Show is now weekly! Watch it every Monday at 4pm CT on Rooster Teeth or the F**kface Youtube channel. The recorded episode will go up Thursday for FIRST, Friday for everyone else. Sponsored by Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE and Factor Meals http://factormeals.com/face50 and use code face50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/08/231h 5m

Sausage Talk 3

It's a new Sausage Talk. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick as they get together to talk about merch, an addendum to the merch, who works for who, Geoff's new podcast, and now we have the website. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/08/231h 13m

Al Dente Sleep Spaghetti // Surprising Geoff in Vegas [165]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about non-AI show, Gavin in the lab, rat tail, Andrew is in the lab, sleep spaghetti, deep in the lore of nothing, shocks & shoess, Summer of 98 movies, Vegas, Gavin's luck, GOTUS, Chris's climbing gear, and Knees Pattillo. Follow us @FuckfacePod on twitter and IG. Also subscribe to the youtube. You can watch a lot of stuff there. Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/08/231h 7m

F**kface State Draft

The F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they're drafting States. It was Eric's idea and what do you think Andrew is going to do? Finally a finite pool to draft from, you would think. Who won? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/07/2352m 41s

One Second Early // Geoff at Sloppy Joe's [164]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a one second grace period, dodging a bullet, Andrew's prototypes, not being a knife guy, RTX, Summer of 98 Yearbook, Golden Gurpler, Summer of 98 Definitive List, Crazy Puffs, 4 Three Cheese, souvenir shirts business, Geoff at Sloppy Joe's, the Northface Fuck Face guy, and ocean jetskiing. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, Honey http://joinhoney.com/face, and Fum http://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/07/231h 11m

F**kface Ads Draft

The F**kface crew is back with a new draft: Ads from our Childhood. The pool is ads and it was Gavin's idea. We highly recommend you watch the video version of this one so you can see the ads but they are commercials so it's up to you. The Ads Draft starts now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/07/231h

Kick Taste // Devaluing the Sauce Stash [163]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a quiet f**kface, Conch Republic, Gradey Dick, Ian McKellen to Falkor, McDonald's birthday, perspective, Geoff's ankle integrity, boba tastings, lil Hobbs, a fork, thumb vibes, BTS sauce crash, ACDC Logo, Zimmer car, red boots, Australian anxiety, The Pride of F**kface, and feeling old. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/07/231h 11m

Tomato Tomato // Geoff's Gems of War Achievement [162]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick Nameless, movie plots, spoilers, finding the limit, Medieval Times horses, the worst soup, horse racing, SMEG, hidden consoles, Gavin has a clip, equidistant birth places, Andrew's thumbstick journey update, and thumbcam via kinect? Sponsored by Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face, Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face50 and use code face50, and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/07/231h 9m

T-bone steak meat ham // Geoff’s back on the streets [161]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Cartoon t-bones, Andrew’s life hack, Millie’s ability to break xbox headphones, Andrew's thumbsticks, Medieval Times, Crisps, Department stores as a kid, Gavin’s lost a step, Trying to set up a Fast X watch party, Geoff’s toilet paper holder life hack, and Jeeps in the morning. Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/07/231h 19m

The Tandem Noose // Our High Schools [160]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about OG names, hangman, noose strategies, zoltar changing a tire, Ina Fried, TV changes, the national anthem, high school songs, sponsoring a high school, the school uniform store at the mall, buying a work shirt, fake work aka ferking, marathon hiding, crisps, and recreating a photo. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/06/231h 13m

We Are Not in a Paranoid Era // Bean Hole Days? [159]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blindside rules, out of context, Pacino's baby, natural causes age, last time alarm, the cheese hill winner, Seinfeld, Bean Hole Days and Hobo Days, green card, a really long XLR, praying, condorman stuff, Kekethespidermonkey, Snoopy, and this being a weird one. Come to RTX to see Geoff & producer Eric do a live Break Show. Will they hit a Zim? Come through and find out July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/06/231h 11m

F**kface Blindside

???? Watch along here: https://youtu.be/UO4UNFlOc8w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/06/2344m 34s

Ramscoop vs Whoop Tone // bird_chirp.mp3 [158]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a new nickname, Split, GI Joe draft, out of sync, easter egg, Andrew's birthday cake, Colin the Caterpillar, positive food guy, slime update, Babadook, Valerian, Sideways, Johnny Caviar, and waking dreams. Come see the F**kface Museum and more at RTX this this July 7-9 www.RTXAustin.com for all the details. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16 and Fum http://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/06/231h 1m

New Sloppy Joe's Bingo Available Now!

The Sloppy Joe's Bingo from the RTX Sleepover stream is available now! Generate your bingo card and play along with us https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/. You can find the video on the Rooster Teeth site (https://roosterteeth.com/watch/f-kface-f-ckface-sloppy-joes-sleepover) or the F**kface YouTube channel (https://youtu.be/4EXGugD_SUA). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/06/2328s

Ice Cream Gloves // 2023 is the Summer of '98 [157]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scooper guy, brain use, 4DX sleep, recipe photography, COVID fog, Max, an amazing coincidence, alter ego era, Summer of '98, rollercoaster puke, Cosmic Crisp follows Gavin, body expertise, hair, albums, and mix tape creation. We got that F**kface Museum on deck and we hope you're there to see *IT* which we cannot legally say what it is but you know what it is. Grab a ticket at www.RTXaustin.com and see IT! Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/06/231h 4m

GoochPooch & Regulation Guy // The Extra Medium of the 70s [156]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about more nicknames, Poochie, the Mall Draft, other british Gavin, Geoss & Georemy, main birthdays, an extra year of dumb, Gavin has a clip, Zona Andrew, bicentennial man, sleep situations, morning thoughts, Chungle, the $13,000 light, similar slime situation, and cosmic crisps. Come to the F**kface museum at RTX July 7-9 go to this website on your phone www.rtxaustin.com  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16 Honey http://joinhoney.com/face and Fum http://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/05/231h 8m

Overage Variance Clearance Granted // 7th Round Pick [155]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about group COVID, back lengths, all back, 18% head, artist interpretation, nicknames, Geowizard, Sloppy Joes trivia, Conch Republic, Italian food, one of the family, pictures of Jesus, Cooridor Crew Jason Bourne video, season ticket resale, Gavin's slime, new vocabulary, rock not rock reactions, the coronation, and pastrami. The F**kface museum will be at RTX, will you? www.RTXAustin.com for details. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/05/231h 19m

F**kface Mall Draft

Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/05/231h

What is Weather? // There's Money in the Leaf Game [154]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxaustin.com for tix and info Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16 and RTX www.RTXaustin.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/05/231h 14m

F**kface Watchalong: Condorman

“Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.” Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/05/231h 49m

Losing a Game We Never Played // Sports Influencer [153]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric takes a guess, one nil to Nick, have my ears peeled, rock not rock draft, Dracula A.D. 1972, Sloppy Joes Bingo, Gavin's new life hack, oversold flights, Sherlock Holmes, Savannah Bananas tickets, finding friends in Savannah, ignoring Andrew in person revisited, Nico, Tom, and Andrew's facebook message. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX July 7-9 and you can come to see the F**kface Museum in PERSON. WOW! www.rtxaustin.com for tix and info Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/05/231h 1m

F**kface Rock Not Rock Draft

F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/05/2358m 8s

Sleeping on Icing // "I've Been in the Lab" [152]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Thomas the Bumbler, Borzois, cool icing, gruping the scarlett, waffles, best fast food burger, our drafts, first rocks, Gavin's ice and apple, crisps, pancake lengths, Back Off, and screaming about backs. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/05/231h 1m

F**kface Sloppy Joes Bingo

Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/04/2353m 18s

A Big Weird Start // Geoff at the Brahmas Game [151]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about alter egos, a bit cheeky, Stewart also died, Geoff is ready to pop the claws, growing up, red ranger off the top rope, a major apple update, hemispheres of flavor, XFL San Antonio Brahmas, the best salute, Gavin gagging, Sloppy Joe's mic, and RTX F**kface museum. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com RTX is July 7-9. Get your tickets at www.RTXAustin.com to come see the F**kface Museum. Believe it because why not? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face50 and use code face50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and Shopify http://shopify.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/04/231h

Off Guard Best Man // Being Decided Via Ladder [150]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about light pleasantries, same voices, mall drama, Geoff's punk zine, Facebook messenger decade, Lego social media, a crazy sports weekend, Wrestlemania blown quad, movie insights, Chasing Amy trading cards, Thank Me Later redux, Andrew's weird ice pack, pickled onion, cook book, photography, and upcoming drafts. Come to RTX July 7-9 to experience the F**kface Museum FIRST HAND! www.RTXAustin.com Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/04/231h 10m

Pat Gavendail Cinematic Universe // Geoff's Mystery Poop [149]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about fisherman's pie, Halo Infinite push to talk, the preview?, Andrew's mystery, Bourne hiding, Sloppy Joes is down, Eric's life, Andrew's great fall, a new F**kface game, no doorbell, Geoff's mystery poop, poison prices, and making Gavin cry. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Come to RTX July 7-9 and witness the F**kface Museum in person! Sponsored by HelloFresh  http://hellofresh.com/face50 and use code face50 and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/04/231h 11m

Gavin Sympathy // F**kface vs Predator [148]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's actions, best air food, questions without answers, rocks not rocks draft, scheduling sloppy joe's bingo, Andrew's stolen doorbell, another new Gavin life hack, Burger Queen, the G League, our official partners, we make games out of everything, jack hammering a bean hole, and the St of Beans. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face, Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, and Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/04/231h 14m

Best of F**kface

Here is Gavin's "Best of F**kface" through 141 episodes .Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/03/232m 58s

The Preview // The Conspiracy [147]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Chia pets, sea monkeys, astrology, unfortunate teeth saga, Family feud game, Geoff’s year of movie, Bean hole, microwave etiquette, and Livin that slop life. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face60 and use code face60 Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to F**kface to support us DIRECTLY. Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/f--kface. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/03/231h 12m

Sausage Talk 2

In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/03/231h 1m

Crisis Averted // Sloppy Joes Bingo [146]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's roof, The Preview, non-rehash of the grocery store, pizza party at Geoff's, hot dog chews, Geoff's root canal, earliest childhood disappointment, movie reviews, the new game Sloppy Joes Bingo, the Year of Slop, and Andrew's XFL fandom. F**KFACE Opening Day livestream 3/23 @ 11am CT, tune in! Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face, and Manscaped http://manscaped.com + code FACE20. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/03/231h 17m

Smallest Item at a Grocery Store // Sneaking Feet Talk [145]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Ferrigno vs schwarzenegger, OJ Simpson, the smallest item you can find at a grocery store, If it’s Andrew’s or Gavin’s rules, Weird foot guy by association, Gavin’s warzone challenge for Andrew, F**kface promos, Dental updates, Waco, Survivor diarrhea, The last beard oil for the rest of your life, Toilet paper showdown, The perfect ultimate recipe, and Eric getting mad. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face60 and use code face60 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/03/231h 17m

High Stakes for Gavin // Who's Asking Who What? [144]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric is thinking about being mad, AN EGG, Geoff's naming, ANMA, Geoff's Life Hack, food dice, haircuts, give me Yop Me Mama, bullied on fridays, 2023 is for movies, Rollerball, Fast 9, Geoff Free, throwing a fruit the furthest, Wicked Smarts, premium magnet, and getting mall jobs.  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/f--kface. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/03/231h 7m

Burp Taste vs Piss Smell // Is Gavin the Weird One Now? [143]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cover intros, Geoff's burp, hanging out, Andrew vs the toilet, cabinet knob is the piss, return of the root canal, Gavin's non-filter, one star Ubers, the TV that fixes itself is still broken, driveby root canal, dynamics of a toilet goat kick, feet hatred, and pastrami. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Tales from the Stinky Dragon, listen wherever you get podcasts. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/03/231h 4m

Gavin Loves Skype // Andrew Stole Chips Maybe? [142]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/02/231h 10m

Everything's Wrecked // Unifarm Sleep Spaghetti [141]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/02/231h 2m

Nick's Laugh Track // Stitches SZN [140]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about is Gregging Nick wearing the monkey mask, Geoff's fridge and new sofa, Does It Do, Warzone, banana cleanser, dental SZN is over, Gavin's new life hack, Andrew's Gurpler bath panic, a Warzone bathroom strategy, caffeine pill vs Zzzquil, and cake drunk. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 and use code face65 Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code REGULATION to bet $5 on Super Bowl 57 and get $200 IN FREE BETS INSTANTLY.  Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).  21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.   $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Super Boost: Valid 1 Odds Boost Token per customer after opt-in each day for eligible Super Bowl LVII prop markets only. Token must be used BEFORE placing eligible bet between 6-9PM ET daily. Odds boosts and prop markets will vary. Max bet limits apply. Tokens are non-cashable, non-refundable, and cannot be withdrawn. Boost Token expire daily at 9PM ET. There are no restrictions on the funds a customer will receive if their bet wins. If their bet loses, they will not receive any reward. Offer period valid 2/6/23 - 2/11/23.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/02/231h 12m

Are You Feeling Wronged? // Silver Medal Friendship [139]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin maybe wrongs Andrew, Gavin's phone lifehack, best movies with number letter, falls draft redux, things I learned about Eric, durantula, resort falcons, pool infection, fridge update, Signal Awards, The Zimmies, Trials, Warzone, being a stump guy, The Traitors, and the novelization. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE and Shopify http://shopify.com/face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/02/231h 14m

We Are 138 // 8 Hour Fireplace Video [138]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Utah sodas, We Are 138, Gavin singing Taio Cruz, Andrew's Updates, a freelance regulation bagel, Trials Files, a year of L's, Halo 5, 4 terabytes of fireplace video, summer fireplace video, the pouch, 2023 so far, Andrew's coins, Geoff's bike turns on him, and becoming a blanket guy. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face21 + code face21 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/01/231h 14m

Fireplace Video Problems // Wrapping Up the Cucumber Saga [137]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our last recording of the year, fireplace content, Andrew's fireplace video, clay works, new apples, Gavin beats one of Andrew's times, Gum 2.0, dripping in cucumber slime, the youtube channel, a best of by Gavin, overflowing a bathtub, did we win a Signal Award, becoming a balaclava guy, and its back in Gavin's court. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face and Draft Kings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code REGULATION. New customers can bet $5 on the NFL Divisional Round and get $200 in free bets instantly.  Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost).  Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/01/231h 4m

F**kface Falls Draft

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver. ==SPOILERS== Here is the COMPLETED draft list: https://bit.ly/FFfallsDraftFinal ==SPOILERS== Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/01/2358m 43s

Andrew is On Your Side // Geoff's year old Cosmic Crisp [136]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the fireplace video maybe, Santa School, raccoon neighbors, child Andrew was kickable, breaking Andrew's nose, Geoff and Gavin throw up, life hacks, Rush Hour 4, banana moon pies, and double salted black licorice. Check out challenge trier u/AH_Vinny's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@vintage_tv/  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face21 and use code face21 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/01/231h 6m

Gavin Was Early // Geoff's Dead Dogs and Duck Dicks [135]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's perfect clock he built, jet lag, holiday movies, busy work, lifetime falls montage, tripped in San Antonio, the mall is back confirmed, Geoff's weird notes, the worst smelling pee, Florida Duck Kicker, the Bussey Bus, and sports fatalities. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/01/231h 8m

Bovril Chug // The Trojan Horse [134]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Bovril Chug to start, beef brained, corndog update, Geoff's food game, trojan cucumbered, recommendations for Geoff, merch, Golden Gurpler, Andrew the Soda Guy, text chain scheming, beet pee, Andrew in Austin continued but not finished, and Geoff's Real Housewife Hulu problems. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code face20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/12/221h 8m

Our Favorites of 2022

Join the F**kface crew along with Producer Eric & Engineer Nick as they get together on an office day and talk about their favorite things of 2022. A nice little year end wrap up to the year and the things everyone appreciated. What were you thankful for this year? Let us know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/12/2245m 11s

Award Winning Friendship // Geoff's Admission [133]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's travel to America, the Signal Awards, the 5 way buddyship, Noah's arc, VCK mat, Regulation Animation, our last icy hot, Gurpler Chug Speed, Admission, you Brimley'd it, lyric court, Cranteen, and Breakfast Poeppleza. F**kface is nominated for a Signal award? VOTE HERE: https://bit.ly/FFsignal. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, Shopify http://shopify.com/face, and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/12/221h 4m

Geoff's New Lifehack // Asparagus Piss KO [132]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scheduling struggles, Geoff's discoball shadow monster, sunglasses dump, Geoff's business card, Nick isn't the monkey during F**kface, piss smells but different, pizza vs beans, a grilled cheese problem, Gavin's specific lifehack, Geoff's double salt licorice, best animal shaped foods, Spell Up, Ronald McDonald, and Andrew is Austin?? F**kface is nominated for a Signal award? VOTE HERE: https://bit.ly/FFsignal. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face, Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face18 and use code face18, and Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face and use code HOLIDAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/12/221h 21m

Eating the Ploughman’s Pizza

WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. From Geoff’s house with a pizza oven, it’s a F**kface pizza day. Now that the pizzas are done, it time to dig in. Join the whole crew as they break down their pizza adventure and determine if these pizzas belong in a cookbook. Andrew even gets in on the Pizza Day action. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/12/2238m 57s

A Pickle in Austin // Anal Passage Dot Com [131]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gurpler chugging, excited to record, Pink Panther, Gavin's clip from Pizza Day, climbing anal mountain, jetski owners, Cosmic Crisp reaches out, Andrew's paintball gun, a seaplane, the soccer clip, a snake draft, fall Falls, and deep lore about stuffing recipes. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face, ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, and Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/12/221h 13m

F**kface Watchalong: MVP 2

The wait is over - it's time to watch the monkey movie, MVP 2. Is it a hockey movie? Is it a skateboarding movie? Is Louie the real star? Watchalong with the F**kface team and witness the movie that is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/12/221h 36m

Andrew's MVP 2 Powerpoint

Get your banana wipes ready, here is your primer for MVP 2 as presented by Andrew Panton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/12/2228m 8s

Pizza Day Content // Milky for a Week [130]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's little pizzas, when are we meeting up, we know nothing about Andrew, Gavin's great photo uses, Strangerhood, how much for a week of milk, appletiser, Andrew cutting his own hair, Crisps Gauntlet soon, deep lore about stuffing, Geoff hates Wal Mart, and Andrew in Austin in February? Sponsored by Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face, Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, and the Rooster Teeth Store https://bit.ly/Fkface_Holiday22 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/11/221h 12m

Fish: The Sneakiest Animal // F**kface Bar Game Olympics [129]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the sneakiest animal, robbing Gavin to illustrate a point, Andrew's magic phase, 250 darts, axe throwing, throwing a frisbee bad, is Nick good at Cornhole, submarine pitchers, how british for Toad in the Hole, Regulation Animation, and a three Ha man. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, Shopify http://shopify.com/face, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/11/221h

We Icy Hot Our Balls // nny keyboard is working again but i don't have an nn key [128]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew's intro apology, time travel fixings, a vinyl, not salad creaming the icy hot, we watched the monkey movie MVP2, who is the funniest in this episode, penis toilet slamming, Andrew's keyboard revisited, Gavin being CO 2 poisoned via cats, our next Office Day, pizzas, Geoff's proposal, and bachelor crabbing. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Raycon http://buyraycon.com/face + code EARLYBF, Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face, and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/11/221h 21m

Survive Block Island: Meltdown Retrospective with Gavin & Andrew

*SPOILERS AHEAD* WATCH SURVIVE BLOCK ISLAND: MELTDOWN BEFORE LISTENING! Now that Survive Block Island: Meltdown is wrapped up, Geoff sits down with Gavin & Andrew to dig into their experiences on the show and all the supposed betrayal everyone assumed. What was it like behind the scenes and how was it being trapped on an island together, virtually. Everything talked about here is a spoiler for Survive Block Island: Meltdown which people will say "How was I supposed to know there were spoilers" but like imagine you do that. Come on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/11/221h 11m

Geoff's Latest Oral Surgery // The First Do Box Story [127]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's inflatable face and dead people's gums, mouth torture, Geoff's sort of better broken body, Andrew's Icy Hot experience, a Do Box story, and Andrew's gift. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/face , Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 and use code face65, and DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW, use promo code REGULATION, throw down FIVE DOLLARS on UFC 281, and get TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if your fighter wins. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH/KS), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pre-fight moneyline bet. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Stepped Up: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Ends at the start of the main card fight of UFC 281. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/mmaterms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/11/221h 8m

Andrew's Treasure Trove of Pencils // 3 Rubbish Strikes to a Marathon [126]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Season 5 Episode 2, Gavin's real tech problems, Andrew's pencils, how many strokes is in a pencil, Gavin's anxiety dinner dreams, Geoff kisses Gavin, LASO achievement, Eric's discord hate, baseballs, ankles, cold dreams, marathons, Rubbish, Henry's passing, Padres ears and goose, Icy Hot balls, and Geoff's proposal teaser. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum http://www.breathefum.com/face , Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/11/221h 10m

Toad in the Hole // Andrew Entered America by accident [125]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by BetterHelp at http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum at http://www.breathefum.com/face , and Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/10/221h 11m

Alpha-Bet Prejudgement with Andrew, Eric, and Nick

LISTEN TO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS - Did he Greg it? After pulling the numbers, Andrew realizes his video mistake and calls upon Eric & Nick to see what kind of trouble he may be in. In this short clip, Eric & Nick go over the evidence and determine how they think Gavin & Geoff will react to Andrew's ball troubles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/10/2210m 42s

Alpha-Bet Results // Prepare to be Annoyed [124]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Shopify at http://shopify.com/face , Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21, and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/10/221h 15m

Geoff's Pastrami Lust // AlphaBet Rules & Pick [123]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about attempting pastrami again, being weird together, Gavin's PS5 is Geoff's PS5, AlphaBet rules, getting our letters for the AlphaBet, Geoff got Ucked, a Goldeneye Bet? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN at http://expressvpn.com/face , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 + code face65, and Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/10/221h

Sausage Talk Episode 1

In their first office day together, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric get together to look down the road at what is coming up for F**kface and when it will get done. Allowing you all access to the "creative process," witness how the sausage is made like in the "Eric's Job" episode but without the mounting frustration. There's a lot of pressure on the gang to deliver. Can they do it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/09/221h 10m

What Flavors are We? // Salt, Pepper, & Bullshit [122]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about baseballs going on sale September 30 @ noon CT, AlphaBet rules on the next episode, Gavin all stopped up, Andrew's heartburn, nut fight, heartburn, Does It Do, more Extra Medium, Gavin's travel story, and a new piss boy? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Better Help at http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum at http://www.breathefum.com/face , and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/09/221h 1m

Baseballs Round 2 // Alphabet Food Bet Beginnings [121]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the difficulties of the second round of baseballs, Geoff's arm hair, so much sunscreen, the queen, Game of Thrones, the serial chair breaker, groan tubes are in the store, food alphabet bet beginnings, experiencing stuff in the wrong order, our first office day, and sausage talk. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Hellofresh (http://hellofresh.com/face65 + code face65), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/09/221h 5m

A Greatest Hits of Geoff's Misery // Andrew's Camera Roll Displayed for His Mom [120]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordian arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet. This episode is sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/FACE) Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/09/221h 5m

Gavin No Shows Geoff // F**kface Guilt Basket [119]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about NOT being a technical difficulties podcast, Everyone vs Gavin, no prototype this week, the gross lake, Geoff's bike wreck, Andrew falls too, end cap wrap up, Gavin's drywall, extra medium ruling, a marge shirt out of spite, and Does It Do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/09/221h 6m

67 Photos from Andrew's Mom // Drawing Like an Innocent Child [118]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face), and Draft Kings (Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code REGULATION to get $200 in FREE bets when you place a five-dollar bet on any football game! If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/08/221h 5m

Wopped By Fester // Gavin's Broken Hand & Ass [117]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/08/221h 3m

Two Tardies Away From Being Late // The Salad Cream Runs Through Your Veins [116]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's potential On Time Intervention, how late before you're absent, beans guys, Geoff's corndog update, the end cap challenge, talking to Cosmic Crisp, Unifarm Fruit Gloves, Floor Cupcake redux, Gavin's red socks Red Sox jinks, F**kface Office Day, knob out knob rot, and wake up fart. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Backbone (http://playbackbone.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/08/221h 2m

Different Countries, Different Decades // Geoff Still Can't Take Photos [115]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Death Diving, Go Go Now Joey bellyflop, tea towel Gavin redux, Fuxedo, Chocotaco fiasco, popsicle talk, American Movie & Hands on a Hardbody, Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick, movies, ice cream cakes, cookie puss, and being a cereal history podcast. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACE), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/08/221h 13m

Episode F114 // I Could Curse 100 Socks

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin being late, the naming convention, nature is taking it back, can't talk about Survive Block Island Meltdown, teaching Andrew the keyboard, The Tuxedo, bad luck socks for sale, the blunder twins, geoff shit the couch, a thousand day puzzle, gavin's tiny bike, and the matrix drive thrus. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACE16 + code Face16) and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/08/2258m 31s

Dick Got Shot By a Laser // Will Andrew Betray Gavin? [113]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about trying to get Eric again, Geoff's vasectomy, someone wrecked Gavin's jetski, stolen tennis balls from a wrecked car, CPAP fart update, insult grid socks, Survive Block Island paranoia, the screen matched baseball, and crisps gauntlet. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) and Fum (http://breathefum.com/face + code Face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/07/221h 2m

A Podcast Where We Get Eachother // Bean Hole Days [112]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin bagging on Producer Eric, the treasure cove redux, Cosmic Crisp, we're a flubcast, cat socks, Our Tuxedo, Gavin's tea towel, RTX Groan Tubes, and Bobby Lee. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Fum (http://breathefum.com/face + code Face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/07/221h 1m

The Tuxedo Auction

Join Andrew as he live bids on the tuxedo from The Tuxedo. What bids must he overcome? Is anyone going to swoop in and prevent this purchase? Why does Andrew have access to the credit card? Find out answers to all this and more as we try to buy a piece of cinema history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/07/2215m 30s

Did we get The Tuxedo from the Tuxedo? // The first freeze frame moment of my life [111]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about an emergency F**kface meeting, the Tuxedo tuxedo, Jetski hi-fiving, Laptop urine, Geoff’s Gavin doorbell dream, and a cpap predicament. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/07/221h 8m

Gavin Tries the Breadclip // Opening the F**kface Vault [110]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin doing the breadclip, Jake's tums/tooms vs Rolaid/Rolex, Papa John's Branston pickle pizza, Geoff's pool hole, bean hole video, Whippersnapper, Andrew learns about the royals, Shaq's wal mart purchase, basketball, and uneventful lives. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/07/221h 1m

Please Don't Snipe Us // F**kface: Believe It Cause Why Not? [109]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being in the process of dropping the ball, knife edges, born again regulation listener, tuxedo tuxedo, prescription drink glasses, Long Kiss Goodnight, vibe sommelier, game show prizes, flipping a coin, Geoff in a helicopter, fantasy vehicles, and sock dilemmas. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and BirdDogs (http://birddogs.com and use promo code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/06/221h 3m

F**kface Breaks Shit 6/21/2022

Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/06/221h 25m

A Walking Stupid Contradiction // Our Tubes Will Groan Out the Sun [108]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff listening to Episode 107, Clip paranoia, F**kstick groan tubes, Meowwolf, spelling bee, and What to call a group of podcasters. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Fum (https://www.breathefum.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/06/221h 19m

Season 4, Year 3, Volume 1, Episode 107 // Future Us is as Lazy as Current We

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bad intros, what makes a comment leaver, ass backing distance, time travel gummies, banned from NHL 22, most embarrassing Anal Passage, best in the world at dog tragedy, a new electrical problem, Geoff's swan documented, and bread tags. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Backbone (http://playbackbone.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/06/221h 8m

How to Buy a House // Trench Foot from his Bathtub [106]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about home vibe inspector, gimmick TV, Andrew fell down the stair, shower clenching, tub sleeping, Gregging it, Geoff wrecks his bike, the big bad werewolf, Jackass Too Spicy Icey, and best in the world. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face on June 9th + code SIXNINE), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/06/221h 6m

Andrew Admits He Was Wrong // Geoff vs The Swan [105]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's perspective on the name thing, skittles gummies robbery, hose explosion, an arm decapitation event, Swan Werewolf, and jetskis. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/06/221h 8m

Last Episode of Year 2 // Geoff Praying to Alexa [104]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Freddy Kruger, Anal Passage best selling shirt of 2022, water guys?, Gavin's Overkill, blindfolded Halo Infinite, November Get Together, and Previously On Guesses. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE) and BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/05/221h 3m

Best Selling Shirt // We're a Game Creating Podcast [103]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack fortuitously wearing the Anal Passage inspiration shirt, Andrew's movie game, building a house from scratch, and chicken flavored popsicle. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Play Guess Who Might Be Dead Here: https://michaelsgamelab.itch.io/guess-who-might-be-dead-2  Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Backbone (http://playbackbone.com/face), and Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/05/221h 5m

What Does Andrew Look Like? // Shirt Havers? [102]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew has a beard?, Norm MacDonald, The Challenge, Regulation Listener vs Comment Leaver shirts, never ask a chicken's name, Guess Who Might Be Dead Round 2: Movie Version, and Anal Passage Saga. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and ShipStation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/05/221h 8m

The Baseball F**kface Fiasco // Dodge the Bov [101]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about kinks vs cakes, ecomm pleasantries, F**kface Tax Exemptions, Andrew's Popsicle Roulette, Regulation Bagel, and ABBA memories. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/05/2259m 42s

The 100th Episode // Condiments is the all time low

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's F**kface 100 Surprise, do they guess the voice?, ambuLAnce bro night, getting reflective, and Gavin's incredible story! F**kface Knob Drop Game: https://michaelsgamelab.itch.io/fk-face-knob-drop Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Shipstation (http://shipstation.com + code FACE), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/04/221h 20m

We're (not) a Bovril Podcast // Apologizing to Lucases [99]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Bovril history, donor regulations, awkward stuff with your parents, AH Live Tour, Gurpler Updates, and Geoff Balls Video. My Hubby's Bagels Coffee Blend here: https://bluowl.ca/products/my-hubbys-bagels-blend  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/04/221h 11m

Gavin's 1 Piece of 64 Pieces of Clothing // The Regulation Bagel [98]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being relegated to coworker, hot dogs vs bovril, who is the previously on voice, sponsoring a hockey team, My Hubby's Bagels coffee, and urinal etiquette. My Hubby's Bagels Coffee Blend here: https://bluowl.ca/products/my-hubbys-bagels-blend Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/04/221h 4m

How Did Geoff Do Batting? // F**kface Food Holes [97]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bean hole conclusion, homeruns?, a cookbook, pizza oven spider, cups & cup theory, and closing threads. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/04/221h 7m

Time to Get in All the Lines // Anti Glass [96]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not doing the Jack's notes thing, resprained ankle, Geoff's fridge update, The Gurpler, two bad Lucases, and the most wrong Andrew has been. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/03/221h 10m

Two Foot Bean Hole // Buttplug Updates [95]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about disgusting lunch caffeinated soup, partial bean hole, Donkey Kong bet, how many socks is 1, and Andrew's long hair. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and RTX (http://bit.ly/rtxaustin22). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/03/2259m 21s

Geoff's Cross to Bear // Are Buttplugs Real? [94]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/03/221h 4m

The Late Night Episode // Very Different Days [93]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin in a bad mood, Geoff's new bike, how many things Andrew wrote, being excited to go to bed, using 9 instead of g, and Andrew's Candle Air Freshener remnants. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/03/221h 1m

Breakfast with F**kface // Naming a 20,000 Things [92]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about what is a black coffee, hangin in the bathtub, Naming 20k Things Bet, an apology to Gavin, Geoff's CONTINUED root canals, Donkey Kong bails, and banana shapes. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ShipStation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), Betterhelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/03/221h 5m

Eric's Job - Supplemental

You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/02/2226m 21s

Andrew's Ankle Suggestions // 2022: The Pancake Snorkel Redemption [91]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Spanky Danky pleasantries, emergency porn glass, Andrew's Hospital Experience, Hotcake Hack Results, illegal knobs, wrist pockets, Gavin's drawstring drywall, and bean hole. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/02/221h 3m

Pleasantry Differences // A Loose Relationship with the Truth [90]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about pleasantries, Gavin's ohs, Andrew's achievement lies, why aren't knives better, set ups but no punchlines, Va***ty, David Hasselhoff, disowned by every country, and candy tastings? If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Nutrafol (http://nutrafol.com + code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/02/221h 20m

The Royal We // The Infinity Pizza [89]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew wanting to skateboard but doesn't want to break in half, bad mood at dinner, the next british food tasting selection, is blood water, Donkey Kong Rap & bet, not joining a hockey team, and PUBG chicken. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/02/221h 12m

F**kface Stadium // Jingle Jingle Jingle [88]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin remains unpleasant, buying stadium naming rights, Andrew's McDonald's hack, stealing your feelings, being right in an angry way, a 2 episode mystery, and a fingerprint door handle. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16), Shipstation (http://www.shipstation.com and use code FACE), and BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face and use code FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/02/221h 2m

Unpleasantries // Not the first F**kface in V**riety [87]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of bullshit, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/01/221h 10m

F**kface Watch Along: The Tuxedo

Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/01/221h 42m

Judging Other Countries // Deep Lore About Nothing [86]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16), and Nutrafol (http://nutrafol.com and use promo code FACE). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/01/221h 4m

A Q&A with Andrew #2

Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/01/2224m 49s

Bobcat & Steve // Andrew's Sponsorship Opportunity [85]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on the bike kind of, and Andrew's slats. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Shipstation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/01/221h 3m

Season 4, Episode 1 // I'm Gonna Set the Law on Gire [84]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime podcast. Is this the worst episode? Welcome to Season 4. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/01/221h

Trading Coin Tossers // Elite Log Management [83]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about buying the podcast, trying illegal stuff as a joke, the NFL rulebook, spare socks, and fucksticks. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/12/2158m 53s

Season 3, Episode 1 // The X-Ray Store [82]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the beginning of the 3rd season, food disasters, more Geoff medical updates, and coping. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/12/211h 22m

Flipping Coins for Rubbish // Andrew Tries the Cosmic Crisp [81]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a Cosmic Crisp (twice?) Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/12/211h 9m

A Q&A with Andrew

In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a regulation episode, just a supplemental piece that we wanted to try out for you. Hope you enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/12/2120m 56s

Apple Scrumpling Gang // Pavloved Your Ass [80]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff's colonoscopy, and Andrew buys the merch. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/12/211h 10m

The Boys of Dumpty // Apple Facts & the Regulation Apple [79]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump pants, and Andrew's never had a milkshake. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/12/211h 17m

Regulation Listeners // Geoff's at 36% [78]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show. Jet Ski Club Merch: Cyber Monday, November 29th at 10am CST Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/11/211h 7m

Double Early with a Hard Out // New Prototypes [77]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/11/211h 9m

Cosmic Crisp Review - Official Regulation Season 2 Supplemental Episode 1

Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/11/2131m 6s

Andrew Vs The Denver Nuggets // Forecast Calls for Heavy Pastrami & Koozies [76]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/11/211h 10m

The New High Five // Who is the F**kface Superhero? [75]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 pockets, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/11/211h 11m

Gavin's Chocolate Confidence // We're a Food Podcast Maybe [74]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an embarrassment, out nuggeting the Nuggets, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/10/211h 1m

The Garlic Feet Taste Test // Andrew's a _______ Guy [73]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face ), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/10/211h 12m

Geoff Puts His Anus Over the Pencil Grenade // Regulation Caboose [72]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, McDonald's Train Car, and Andrew knows Wendy from Wendy's. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/10/211h 21m

Too Spicy Icey // It's Hard to Listen When You're Talking [71]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soote your anus ows!"" Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/10/211h 5m

A Mid-Episode Retraction // Retrain an Anus [70]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/09/211h 7m

Gavin the Luck Catalyst // Don't Do Anything to Crabs [69]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and Geoff going to Vegas for Andrew. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/09/211h 3m

The Most Magical Podcast on Earth // How Do you Scrump an Egg? [68]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speeds, and humpty dumpting. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/09/211h 2m

The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto machine. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/09/211h 5m

Andrew's Broken Chair Birthday // I've had my cat for 20 years [66]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's joke book and being mad at comment leavers about ramen, The Zim vs an umpire, and Andrew's List(tm). Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Check us out on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/fckfacepod  Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/09/211h 9m

It's Constantly June // Geoff's Bike Stunt Video [65]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clarification. Check out the bike trick video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxDr2k_-vzI Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/08/211h 1m

Can Geoff Ever Leave the House Again? // Friar Tuck Cake [64]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the purple nightmare, Olympic gambling, why Jurassic Park happens, and cake phrases. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/08/211h 10m

Geoff's Bullet Points // Man Hands, Open Water [63]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's trip, a massage from a man, a cappuccino of puke, and GO NOW! Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/08/211h 6m

Not Having the Optimal Ramen Experience // Not Blow, Suck [62]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cooking ramen, Geoff's continued poop adventures, and people watching in Vegas. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/08/211h 3m

Gut Full of Tots // Child Picking Day [61]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff not participating in the sauce segment under protest, a chunky chutney of cheese, betting in Vegas, and Scripps National Spelling Bee. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Camp Betrayal (Only on Rooster Teeth), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/07/2154m 13s

Zimmer's Titanium Forehead // Is Humpty Dumpty an Easter Thing? [60]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's new shitty lease on life, the smell of the F**kface air freshener, horses putting eggs or cannons back together, Shatner's webstore, and state songs. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Ship Station (http://shipstation.com click on the microphone at the top of the page + code FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/07/211h 10m

Cucumber Content For You // Who Pissed on All the Wallets? [59]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's Treadmill shorts, a bunch of pee stories, everyone's regulation salad, and Andrew's room drawings. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14), Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/07/211h 9m

D-Box Crew Family // A New Outskirts Bet? [58]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Producer Eric chugging a soda, British GI Joe vs Canadian GI Joe, Geoff's new bike tricks, and Gordon Ramsay Chef Blast. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN ( http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/07/211h 12m

No Way to Win Recording This Podcast // Curse of the Cucumber [57]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack's current Superfan status, selling sauce back to McDonald's, talking to strangers, and advanced angles cucumber delivery. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/06/211h 7m

Andrew is a _______ Guy // The Least Satisfying Redemption Possible [56]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a confusing text thread, Gavin inheriting Geoff's problems, Andrew's expanded sauce empire, and a couple redemption attempts. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Ship Station (http://shipstation.com, code FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/06/211h 17m

Leaning on Gavin and Andrew Kind of // Sauce Bitcoin [55]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's CONTINUED dental & fridge sagas, Andrew's sauce drawer feat. BTS, the ending of the last podcast, the conclusion of the bet, and Andrew tries to drink 2 cans without burping. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/06/211h 1m

Who is the Host? // Geoff Ends the Podcast [54]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about STILL not doing intros and outros, the continued Halo bet between Andrew & Gavin, Geoff hiring Apple Jack to fix a fridge, and the fake outro. HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/06/211h 2m

Episode 53 Season 2 Year 2 // Geoff's 3am Shit Story

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting off year 2 but it's still season 2 with an Andrew apology, Halo bet power outages & new techniques, jetskis man, and Geoff's 3am Shit Story. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACE), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/06/211h 8m

Geoff's Car Wreck Story // Firing an Extinguisher [52]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being Andrew's new Property Brothers, supplemental content for the socials of an extinguisher, and basket weaving (again.) Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/start), Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/05/211h 7m

Divided Comment Leavers // All Time Loser [51]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fire extinguisher filled with blood, Gavin and Andrew's Halo Times bet, real phone numbers in content, and a lot of cheese sandwich talk. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/05/211h 8m

Zimmer Frames // How North is Hawaii? [50]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers Mobile Game. Sponsored by: BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Adam & Eve (http://adamandeve.com) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/05/211h 4m

Recycled Gavin/Andrew Conversations // Can You Get a Hot Dog on That Thing [49]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about podcast therapy, blanking during stand up comedy, and bathtub confusion. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/05/211h 9m

In the Anal Trenches // A Tub as Narrow as Geoff's foot [48]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's ADR Nick theory confirmed, an official F**kface retraction, getting in a dry tub, and missed mechanics. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/start), & HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/04/211h

Almost One Year // You Cannot Unshit a Portapotty [47]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew starting a fire to cover for using a fire extinguisher, a leisurely bike ride with crashes, predicting Zimmerzone, and Geoff's card stream plan. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/04/211h 8m

A Bunch of Toilet Stories // The First F**kface App [46]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jon Voight style blood, Andrew's bathroom snack, and Geoff's pink porta potty. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by: Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/04/211h 1m

Gavin Wasn't Ready // Bingoing Somebody in Scrabble Feels Good [45]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about RPMs, content that can not easily be dodged, and the Bingo Queen. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/04/2154m 17s

Entrance Only Backwards // Geoff's portapotty [44]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew not being a socks guy, releasing an episode on vinyl, and the perfect british sandwich. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/subscribe), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face and use code 12face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/03/2156m 38s

The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though. Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/03/211h 8m

Affecting the Market // Dog Shampoo [42]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing so many more than 1 intro, Gavin can't speak in the Zimmerzone, and how Roombas have gotten worse over time. Sponsored by: Postmates (Download the Postmates app + code FACE) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/03/211h 9m

Episode 1 of Season 2 // ansack [41]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric not keeping everyone in line, they finally get in to the Raymond Somer stuff, and Geoff's new porta potty. Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/03/2154m 59s

The Power is Back // Geoff Was Here 2021 [40]

Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff crashes his bike, Gavin gets hit in the head, and we never talk about Raymond Somer. I'm sorry. This is Eric and I wasn't at this one because of Face Jam and I f**kfaced everyone by not getting them in line. I'm really sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/03/211h 6m

We're Still in the Past // Vancouver Child Kicker [39]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the intense paranoia caused by this show, we guess numbers, Andrew makes a sound that you have to guess then tries salad cream, and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10 and use code face10) and Postmates ( Postmates app and use code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/02/211h 1m

We Rule the Domain of Zim // The Sap Trap [38]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's dog finding a squeaky toy, then a fire alarm going off in Andrew's apartment, then a fire truck driving outside and Andrew thinking his apartment is on fire, shouting Zimmer from the rooftops, and more. Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and The Jordan Harbinger Show (http://jordanharbinger.com/subscribe). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/02/2158m 18s

F**kface Postponed due to Weather

Due to the severe weather in Austin, this week's F**kface episode is postponed but will be out as soon as possible. In the meantime, Andrew Panton wanted to give a quick word so people weren't left with nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/02/213m 26s

Figuring Out What Andrew Doesn't Know // Into the ZimmerZone [37]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's big accomplishment, the best videos before or after an event, XXX every Tuesday 50 cents, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN ( http://expressvpn.com/face) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/02/211h 9m

None of What You Said Matters // We Spill So Many Drinks [36]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about terrible advice for Geoff's sock problem, Andrew's horde mode burger bet, the act of war of podcast trailer voting, and more. Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10 + code face10) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/02/211h 5m

Why Are You Yelling // Medium Strength Water [35]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff stepping in dog poop maybe, Gavin's sink-shroom, Andrew's dwindling buger bet confidence, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/01/211h 11m

Gavin Learns About Knobs // The Most Expensive Flush [34]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about selling bat handles, the best sequel, Geoff's broken toilet, and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/01/211h 4m

Banana Notoriety // Best Butt Years Are Behind Me [33]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's baby, Winnie the Poohing it, the cookie dough ice cream of video games, and more. Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10 and use code face10) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/01/211h 3m

Black Bawks Down // The First F**kface Recipe [32]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting a war with Gus?, a hamburger sandwich shop, Andrew's coffee soup, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/01/211h 4m

Andrew Passes to Himself // NOTTHERSTORE [31]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a very special intro, the community Christmas Album, potential bat betrayals, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face10) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/12/2059m 20s

The Worst Minute in F**kface History // Metaphorical Coin Flipping Socks [30]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew do the episode but Geoff gets up... like 5 times? Anyway they also talk about Cyberpunk's broken nose, Geoff's podcast unfaithfulness, a good minute, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face80) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/12/201h 12m

Double Sized Head // Demolish You in the Sewing Machine [29]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about making molds of your head, when you're teen aged, rarely having bean bags, and more. Sponsored by Manscaped (http://manscaped.com/face). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/12/201h 20m

I'm All Back // The Bat Fiasco [28]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew being the most least prepared, payoff to the ketchup bet, Geoff's bats, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/12/201h 6m

In the Ham Zone // Confidence of a Much Dumber Man [27]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about license plates, 3 marathons in a week, Andrew's comfort mountain pillow predicament, and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/12/201h 2m

Twice Cooked Floor Dogs // Unverified Wipes [26]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about sell by dates, complicated bedsheets, the right way to store ketchup, and more. Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face90, code face90). Follow F**kface on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/11/201h 6m

Embracing the Waffle Lifestyle // Rolling Several Ankles in Austin [25]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fear of vomiting, bad ankles, Andrew's Austin antics, and more. Buy the Gurple shirt: http://bit.ly/FFgurple. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Manscaped (http://manscaped.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/11/2059m 37s

Rerailing the Train // The Bathroom Waffle Maker [24]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about turnip root & gooseberry, Geoff's bloody cummy dick heart, 70 pounds of pancake mix and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Listen to Fluke Face: https://bit.ly/flukeface Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/11/201h 7m

Andrew Loses Power // Andrew's Precious Bits [23]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have a bit of a problem. Andrew starts telling his story about overcoming Kelsey Grammer but then his power goes out so Eric steps in and the show is just weird for like half an hour BUT THEN Andrew comes back and Geoff goes over his new business plan. Truly revolutionary stuff. Buy the Gurple shirt: http://bit.ly/FFgurple Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACE90, code FACE90) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/11/2055m 31s

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03/11/201h 2m

Gurple Confusion // Stickier Things Than Horses [22]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face) and Bespoke Post (http://boxofawesome.com/, code FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/10/201h 1m

Early for Being Late // We're Gurpin' [21]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing intros again, what our friend Jack thinks about the show, concentrate tubes, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt Sponsored by Manscaped (http://manscaped.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/10/2058m 31s

Gum Was a Much Bigger Deal // Have Either of You Ever Been in a Pyramid Scheme [20]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not being a baseball podcast, Chael Sonnen, Garfield times getting beat, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. On World Mental Health Day our Discord started a raffle supporting Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Every $10 donated enters you into a draw for this hat. To enter follow this: 1. Donate https://bit.ly/2GVbUdv 2. Screenshot the donation 3. Email it to fhatraffle@gmail.com with your Twitter handle Ends October 18 Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/10/2051m 57s

Gavin Was Late (on time) // Is a Bag a Container? [19]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about foods that Andrew has never tried, Gavin's new head dent, do it for Nick, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Tushy. Go to http://hellotushy.com/face for 10% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/10/2055m 38s

Pranked by a Gentle Ghost // The Verdict [18]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the rules of being visibly early, the being nice about Gavin segment, a judge's ruling, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/face80 and use code face80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box! Also sponsored by Bespoke Post. Get 20% off your first box at http://boxofawesome.com and enter code FACE at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/09/201h 20m

Panton v. RamFree // A Popular Misconception [17]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the root canal store, a true villain, surprise key character witnesses, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http://bit.ly/RedFshirt. Sponsored by Manscaped. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code FACE20 to get 20% off and free shipping! Also sponsored by ExpressVPN. Go to http://expressvpn.com/face today and get an extra 3 months FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/09/201h 2m

A Variety of Lawsuits//Bog Roll Folders? [16]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about assembled Andrew's legal team, Geoff's fake first place Garfield finish, bog roll folders, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/. Sponsored by Tushy. Go to http://hellotushy.com/face for 10% off! Also sponsored by RTX. Shop RTX at Home exclusively at http://store.roosterteeth.com from September 15th to the 25th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/09/201h 2m

A Grown Up Fall//Garfield Champ is Still The Champ [15]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a toenail update, Andrew eating pencils, an update on Andrew's rogue store, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Sponsored by Mack Weldon. For 20% off your first order, visit http://mackweldon.com/face and enter promo code face. Also sponsored by RTX. RSVP for RTX at http://rtxevent.com and follow @RTXEvent on Twitter for more info and updates! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/09/201h 5m

Burger Bet Results//Can We Sue Ourselves? [14]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Wacky Races, tips for competitive eating, The Panton Line official site, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fuckfacepod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/09/2053m 11s

Bathroom Snake Spotter//I Became a Shitty Riddler [13]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about vertical wiping, surprise toilet dangers, Andrew's Krampiss Cult, picking the cheese, and more. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get 20% off with free shipping at http://manscaped.com with code FACE20! Also sponsored by Tushy. Go to http://hellotushy.com/face for 10% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/08/2052m 6s

My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub [12]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about swim trunks, cheeky double anus, Andrew's prank confessional, suited tattoo artists, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/FACE and get an extra 3 months FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/08/2053m 50s

I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus [11]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/08/2050m 18s

Andrew the Bogeyman//Is It Evil If It's Funny? [10]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the making of a horror movie villain, a F**kface hat, James Bond, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/08/2046m 11s

The Ultimate Question Fart//Biology Homework [9]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about tying up loose ends, recorded farts, accidentally making money, and the latest trend. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code ​FACE​ at http://manscaped.com Also sponsored by Raycon. Get 15% off your order at http://buyraycon.com/face! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/07/2054m 59s

Confidence of a Much More Capable Man//Coolio Has No Involvement [8]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a burger eating challenge, Coolio, Xbox Achievements, and an elaborate payment plan. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/FACE and get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/07/2050m 19s

Burger Tablet//Emailing the Queen of Apes [7]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Microsoft Surface contest, a stolen Battle Bus, a whole new genre of entertainment, and movie theater stories. Sponsored by Mack Weldon. For 20% off your first order, visit http://mackweldon.com/face and enter promo code face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/07/2056m 12s

Double Anus//Hate Nap [6]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the first time they met, having trouble focusing, lyrics,hate naps, and Andrew’s PUBG challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/07/2047m 28s

Going Ape for Monkey Movies//A Friendship Ends Over Piss [5]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about monkey movies, orangutans, game achievements, and messing with people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/07/2051m 38s

Andrew Joins the Basket Weaving Alliance//Naturally Equipped to be a Mime [4]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their value in a post-apocalyptic world, anxiety over Yoshi, their first f**kfaces, and stupid stuff they did as kids. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code FACE at http://manscaped.com! Also sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/FACE and get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/06/2057m 26s

Trapped in the Bathroom with a Cat//You Make People Uncomfortable [3]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about hiding from movers, failed pranks, postal services, and white chocolate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/06/2049m 37s

Set Sail For Ass//Billy Ripken F**kfaced Himself [2]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the origins of f**kface, farts that remind you of people, Garfield Kart racing, and basket weaving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/06/2049m 43s

Face Tattoo Bets//Animal Crossing Turnips [1]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have their first episode where they talk about F**kfacing your face, barbershops at the old folks home, reaching out to Tide, and 625 prices. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/06/2051m 1s

Introducing F**kface

What is a F**kface? Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, and Andrew Panton are here to fill you in! Subscribe now and never miss a new episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/05/2032s
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