Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

By kathbum

Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart.

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Episodes

Holiday Scams

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to best protect yourself from scams as people sadly get especially desperate this holiday season. DID YOU SEE 24 Hours in Police Custody on Channel 4 earlier this week? It was an important one about the dangers of taking justice into your own hands. Bobby and Katherine correctly fielded an attempted scam caller and you need to be vigilant about not falling for their tricks too! Plus, your emails on relationships, cheating, and sperm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/12/22·1h 3m

Poo on the Pool Cover

With permission, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent struggles dealing with a teenager's developing brain. She had a FANTASTIC NHS hospital appointment and sadly has been struck down with a blue vulva. Also, your letters on quite serious things this week. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/11/22·55m 18s

Jen Aniston IVF

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about finishing her tour up north in Manchester! America thinks it's the centre of the universe, Pete Davidson's BDE has landed him another hottie, and Jennifer Aniston has bravely opened up the conversation about women being judged for putting career before family when the truth is often painful. Plus, your letters on snooping, boundaries, and relationships. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/11/22·52m 54s

Not a Celebrity, Get Him OUTTA here

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she cannot watch ITV promote an MP who is trying to present himself as a 'real person' when he had an opportunity to do so when influencing legislation that negatively impacted REAL PEOPLE's LIVES. Also, Cher is dating a younger man who 'likes women' a bit too much and the Christmas decorations have gone UP! Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/11/22·1h 4m

Halloween and Elon Musk

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about all the hot Halloween parties and lewks both in the UK and abroad. Going as the very non-feminine MacGruber was a liberating and comfy costume but some like to really sex it up for the festivities and that's fine too. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter and plans to charge verified accounts to continue with the hellish burden of being on the site and Matt Hancock has allegedly signed up to enter the jungle on I'm a Celebrity where he'll eat more dick than he ever did as Conservative Health Secretary. Also, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/11/22·1h 8m

Why We Started Showing Violet on Socials

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SHOCK that she never actually discarded the frozen sperm she'd reserved with the bank! Also, why she's started sharing Violet's image online and loosened those boundaries a little with regards to internet safety. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/10/22·1h 7m

Is Bill Murray a Pr*ck??

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a fine from NHS prescription accounts. They're dishing out fines faster than appointments! Violet pranks the family and this week's news on Kanye, bleached eyebrows, Dame Angela Lansbury, and comedy star Bill Murray who might be an actual prick! Plus your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/10/22·1h 5m

M*sterbating at Work...With Permission

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending a comedian's wedding over the weekend plus she's heard gossip about a recent A list Hollywood wedding too. Louis CK performed in London this week and was brought onto a mixed bill at a comedy club too. Did the audience know beforehand? Should they have? Bobby and Violet assist in answering your burning listener questions. And they're BIG questions this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/22·1h 16m

Dahmer

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her distain for the ubiquity of serial killer documentaries. Enough, already! White women get a special shout out for falling in love with them while infamous and in jail. Ugh. A welsh lady named Kayley will inspire you this week, it's Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina's birthday, and of course, your letters too. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/10/22·1h 6m

Adam Levine & The Queen

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what her whereabouts would be in the event of her own 'coffin tour' and reacts to the recent allegations that Adam Levine was unfaithful to his pregnant wife. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/09/22·47m 8s

Tattle

Katherine's Telling Everybody *ALMOST* everything about a celebrity who apparently 'hates' her as she tries to remember what that might be. She searches her name along with the famous name to see whether she'd accidentally slagged them off out loud and stumbles upon a fun thread on a gossip platform. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/09/22·1h 6m

F*ck Off P*do

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a perfectly nice man saying hello to Violet with spicy consequences. Should men be able to say hello? Also, congratulations to both Nick Cannon and Elon Musk who are seemingly racing to repopulate the world using only their own balls. Plus, your letters on granny hitting, taking advantage, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/08/22·52m 48s

Dane Cook's Games Nights

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedian Dane Cook's recent engagement to his LONG TERM girlfriend who is LESS than half his age. 'Long term' had better not be more than five years.....oh it's exactly five years phew okay. What's wrong with men who habitually dominate women and/or hang around with girls whose brains haven't finished growing? These men may not have broken laws but should absolutely be ridiculed. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/08/22·52m 45s

Britney's Parenting and J-Lo's Name

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the final week of her trip to Canada when Violet had to call the OPP POLICE! She's always regretful after discussing celebs because it gets picked up by media and makes people angry, but she was BAFFLED to see Jennifer Lopez changing her last name to her new husband's. She is J-Lo. He is a Dunkin Donuts meme. Katherine reacts to this weeks' Kardashian news while K-Fed has released video of Britney's parenting and of course, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/08/22·58m 37s

Just For Laughs Montreal

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her family trip to Canada and her first JFL festival with a baby. Spoiler alert: HARDLY A FESTIVAL DON'T BRING ONE. Also, Canadian customer service is on the decline. Thanks for your letters about relationships, being a new step mum and the one hour photo man being a dangerous criminal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/22·49m 51s

Love Island - Thoughts

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her worried for some of the Love Islanders when they come out of the villa and are forced to rejoin a society that's been watching their every move. Tristan Thompson acts like his embarrassing self on holiday and your letters about friendship, cheating, breakups, and how to get rid of genital warts once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/07/22·51m 57s

Meaningful Loads

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the JARRING nocturnal announcement that despite everything, her good friend Khloe has decided to have another baby with Tristan Thompson. It was hard to sleep after reading the news, but Katherine actually understands Khloe's 'Duchess' rationale. Also, your comments reacting to Kerrie finding a random man watching her sleeping from the balcony and Katherine's autoimmune protocol. Plus, a letter about an embarrassing secret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/07/22·1h 10m

Pancreatitis

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week about being home more with a newly one year old Fred who has discovered airplanes. She gives tips on a new North London hotspot for babies and weighs in on the real cause of Travis Barker's life threatening pancreatitis. Also, your letters about American shootings, botox, and self respect in relationships at 40. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/07/22·46m 1s

Travel Disruptions

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about wrapping Romesh Ranganathan's ROMANTIC GETAWAY in Jersey and having some time off this summer. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/06/22·47m 44s

Love The Dads

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a doctor's Disney sacrifice to see her on actual father's day. We all fancy the dads and that's straight FACTS. She's had a fun filled week in the press looking like a trouble maker and begs you once more to watch Backstage with Katherine Ryan on Prime Video ASAP. Plus, your letters and an update on a very upsetting letter from a young girl from last week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/06/22·48m 38s

Impossible

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the reasons for the unexpected hiatus and how she fails to manage a work/life balance. Violet said 'It's for the same reason you can't do the splits anymore, Mum. You're just starting to die'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/06/22·58m 12s

Petty Lawsuits

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the petty American lawsuit culture that seems to be making its way over the pond and infecting UK WAGS. From Blac Chyna and Johnny Depp to Wagatha Christie's own Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy. I would personally suspect both girls from school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/05/22·44m 11s

LA and Kim K

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her very brief childfree trip to LA with Bobby K for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival and about how the promise of a real life glimpse of Pete Davidson's current girlfriend went wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/05/22·46m 4s

A Bird Tried To Kill Us

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the gripping new series of The Kardashians and this week's drama at home as a bird plotted to kill the Kootstra-Ryan family. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/04/22·1h 2m

soft

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a trip to the hospital, safety being a super low priority in her industry and being described as 'soft'. Bobby K makes a special appearance to give insight into a troubling relationship problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/04/22·1h 0m

The Slap

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Oscars SLAP we can't stop hearing about. Also, your questions on relationships, au peres and survivorship bias. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/03/22·51m 56s

Skincare

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about skincare after receiving yet another compliment about her glowing skin from a nice lady at the zoo. She reaches out to everyone's fav guest, her sister KERRIE for professional advice on how to get glowing summer skin. This episode is brought to you by PAYPAL with a special chat from Candice Brathwaite on being “ready for anything” when it comes to money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/03/22·1h 2m

Comedy and Mental Health

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about where to draw the line between protecting mental health and delivering a wicked punchline to someone who's just made a music video about killing you. Also, Bobby K makes a guest appearance to help answer your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/03/22·1h 0m

Manny

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the rough week in the Ryan-Kootstra household, and she predictably sticks up for Kim Kardashian ONCE AGAIN. Sometimes listeners give the best advice, so keep writing in! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/03/22·51m 2s

THICC

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about throwback acrylic nails ruining her week. She sticks up for a teacher, and is joined by baby Fred to answer your HUGE relationship dramas this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/03/22·55m 5s

Bobby K Helps

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to see her on tour throughout the UK and a special appearance in Los Angeles for the Netflix Festival! Bobby K helps, first with blowing the leaves and secondly by answering your burning relationship questions from a man's perspective. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/02/22·55m 24s

YE

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the last week of DRAMA from Mumsnet's negative reaction to her early potty training to Violet diffusing a tour show disruption. Plus, she answers your letters - as always - mostly about relationships. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/02/22·1h 2m

Hey, it's Not Che Diaz

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the important distinction between a specific comedy genre and actual hate speech. Bobby K and Fred join to answer your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/02/22·32m 26s

You'll Be Happy In a Year

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the dark clouds in your life lifting after a solid year of pain. Joanne's happier than ever after a difficult year. As a bonus, she's even got free skis! Also, how to dab tabasco out of your gens. Don't wash. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/02/22·37m 1s

Was Bobby K Scammed?

Katherine's invited Bobby K on the show and he's Telling Everybody Everything about the powerwashing experience with the Irish Entrepreneurs. Was Bobby K scammed? It's all anyone's been asking all week! Violet makes an appearance and Elizabeth lends her officially trained and licensed* expert mortgage advice. *No experts have been or will ever be on this show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/01/22·55m 47s

SICK

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about who is most at risk for autoimmune conditions, what they are and how you can live 'normally' with chronic illness. She enlists the help of her sister Kerrie and the opposite of Kerrie, Dr Maeve Gamble, a Canada-based rheumatologist and childhood pal. SPOILER ALERT - THEY DID A GOOD JOB OF THE PATIO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/01/22·39m 31s

The Same 24 Hours

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the internet pile-on against Love Islander and motivational speaker for privileged young white women, Molly-Mae. She answers some especially spicy emails and talks about her new sex drawer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/01/22·46m 59s

Why Do Famous Men Cheat?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her close personal friend, Khloe being cheated on AGAIN by Canadian basketball player, Tristan. She enlists the help of good pal, comedian, and pop culture enthusiast, Dane Baptiste to shed some light on the psyche of the male celeb. Also, we dive back into listener emails after a two week hiatus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/01/22·56m 7s

Holiday Roundup With Violet

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Dubai in an honest hotel review that includes heroic lifeguarding, lies about milk, mini-fridge infractions and a dramatic motorway heist. Violet joins as Katherine takes to her bed with a particularly violent strain of norovirus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/12/21·44m 9s

Sx and The Spoilers

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Just Like That, the Sex and the City reboot. Kerrie (not Bradshaw) weighs in on the potential filler used by some of the cast members, though we can only speculate and really we know nothing and who are we to judge anyway. Well, Kerrie is a professional medical aesthetician but you get what I mean. Katherine's been to the dentist today and gets a parking ticket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/12/21·28m 7s

Gigs and Plan B

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything while in front of the mirror with baby Fred getting ready for a gig in London. What's happening with covid passports? How's the tour going? And a listener emails in with some important advice for last week's 'Pregnant in Peru' problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/12/21·43m 43s

In Birmingham, Bab

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything on the set of All That Glitters series 2 at The Birmingham School of Jewellery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/12/21·38m 14s

Am I Pete Davidson?

Violet and Bobby join Katherine in the kitchen at dinnertime as she's telling everybody everything about feeling gaslit over the blossoming romance between Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian. Also, Katherine got a flat tire and Violet passed out on a rollercoaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/11/21·54m 5s

Tabloid Trouble?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about coming home from tour gigs in Devon to find a car sticking out of her front gate. Did the police care? DID THEY EFF. Her quest to switch lupus care over to an NHS GP continues and her agent Kitty interrupts the podcast with some mildly sinister tabloid news. Your letters this week are all about RELATIONSHIPS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/21·43m 5s

Never Going Out Again

This WeekKatherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family meltdown Saturday night when she tried to attend The Pride Of Britain Awards. Also, she's let the nation down with a lacklustre rap and rumour's fly about Violet's Halloween makeup. Finally, she's over KRAVIS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/11/21·46m 35s

Mad Women

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about always traveling with a mango under the pram and ruining everyone's day at the nail salon. In your letters, one woman starts to lose it while another is educated on a first date about the benefits of HRT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/10/21·49m 51s

Finding Love In Your Forties

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's engagement. KRAVIS forever. She's still struggling to get a GP appointment and thinks we should have our children with the first 'practice partner' before seeking actual love. Also, your letters about STDs and self love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/10/21·34m 53s

Jimmy, Romesh, Rob, Geoff on Touring w Baby

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about THE HELL that was touring with a baby last weekend. She reaches out to comedy parents - Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, and Geoff Norcott to get their advice on being on the road with infants. Jimmy's book, BEFORE AND LAUGHTER is available now. Rob's book, A CLASS ACT is available now. Romesh's book, AS GOOD AS IT GETS is available now. Geoff's book, WHERE DID I GO RIGHT is available now. We are all on tour. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/10/21·1h 5m

Brainwashed

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's OK to criticise cherished organisations when they make you wait three months for a doctor's appointment. Also, your letters x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/10/21·42m 43s

Manufactured Chaos

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the OFFICIAL release of her How-To Memoir, The Audacity (also avail as an audiobook). Bad hotels, the petrol shortage and a busy schedule begs the question - has she got long covid, a newborn, or both? Plus, celebrity news and your letters FEATURING an old email from Katherine's Mom and a welcome visit from VIOLET Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/09/21·45m 18s

Is It Safe to Walk Dogs?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her fear surrounding walking her own dogs in her own neighbourhood. Also, if you can't tell your partner is tipsy when they're awake, you can DEFINITELY tell when they're asleep. It's been a tough couple years for everyone, but Katherine's most pertinent problem is that she might miss a celebrity halloween party. Should she be taking the bus now? A LOT of questions before answering your letters x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/09/21·52m 48s

Texas

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about missing last week, book signings and juggling breast pumps on the NTA red carpet. Plus, thoughts on the Texas Abortion ban....and people are finally applying to date Fiona. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/09/21·57m 8s

Leaving Violet Outside Was Your Idea

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from another studio set with Fiona. This week, a doctor's office made her leave Violet outside, then told her it was irresponsible to leave Violet outside. Covid rules, innit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/08/21·47m 16s

The Importance of Golf

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about choosing the path of enthusiasm rather than starting an argument when your partner wants to golf on your day off. Golf takes five hours. Five hours!? Yes. Still, it's worth it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/08/21·57m 21s

On Set With Jen and Fiona

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from her dressing room at The London Roundhouse as she and her infamous GLAM SQUAD prepare for a show. This week, Katherine's been papped eating in North London and Bobby K registers Fred so he's officially on the grid. Also, we answer your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/08/21·45m 25s

Censorship and Women's Health

Katherine's telling everybody everything about censorship, THAT FIGHT on Love Island, and walking downstairs this week to find the front door wide open at 2am. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/08/21·56m 32s

This Lady Opened My Car Door

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the random lady who didn't notice she was in the back of her car whilst parked outside the nailshop. Also, Katherine has had it with people who are afraid of dogs and we follow up with your advice on how to get over hating the cat. Plus, your letters and a short excerpt from The Audacity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/08/21·41m 53s

I Hate The Cat

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the little-known post partum symptom of hating the cat. She was rude to a receptionist this week and got some advice from a lactation consultant. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/21·50m 49s

Freedom Day UK

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how there are too many conflicting answers and too few questions. The only person allowed to ask questions is Love Island's Lucinda 'REEEeeeally?' and of course you're asking lots of questions in the emails Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/07/21·44m 32s

Nick Cannon Has Seven Kids

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the happy news of rapper, presenter, comedian, Nick Cannon welcoming three new babies into his large family last month. Words from Mum and your emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/07/21·44m 20s

Canada Day and Your Emails

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Canada Day being cancelled. In other grim July news, Britney remains a prisoner while Bill Cosby is released. Cool. Plus, your emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/07/21·43m 17s

The Day Matt Hancock Finally Gained My Respect

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about THAT steamy embrace which has seen Matt Hancock resign from pretending to be UK Health Secretary. Also, a visit from Romesh Ranganathan who helps me stay positive with Popchips, and excerpts from Britney Spears' court statement incase you haven't heard it for yourself this week. #FreeBritney Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/06/21·41m 39s

Keeping the Peace in Your Relationship

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a DM that could have escalated into an argument at home but didn't. It's how to keep the peace in your relationship! Also, newborn jaundice, and your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/06/21·39m 58s

Positive Birth Story

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the lightning speed natural arrival of Mr. Frederick Ryan Kootstra. Joined in places by Bobby, who took turns taking the screaming infant out of the room, this episode is has been called* the feel-good birth story of the decade. We are so grateful for your well-wishes xx*By no one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/06/21·36m 3s

Help For Recurrent Miscarriage

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclaimers and how she is in no position to offer medical advice BUT....there may be potential ways of addressing recurrent miscarriage without waiting for investigations. Today, she discusses the steps taken after her own losses and how they might have been coincidentally successful or an actual breakthrough. Plus, what time is it? #SUMMERTIME - Meghan and Harry announce the safe arrival of Lilibeth which sounds like a lot of hit songs. And finally, your emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/06/21·42m 29s

Hiding in Plain Sight

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the FUN of hosting a LIVE episode at the O2 Forum in Kentish Town, London. Thank you so much for coming if you did. Topics included Boris Johnson's wives, the new Ted Bundy Film, golf, working through pregnancy and your emails! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/05/21·43m 38s

Eurovision

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about last night's Eurovision Song Contest, the BBC's role in deceitfully securing the Diana Panorama interview in 1995, the continued fetishisation and bullying of young women in the media and your letters x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/05/21·45m 56s

Chrissy Teigen

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's twitter controversy with Chrissy Teigen and teenaged icon, Courtney Stodden. If you don't know what's been going on, you'll be well-informed after listening to this. Also, your emails get QUITE serious this week and a special segment from POPCHIPS and Katherine's good pal, Romesh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/05/21·45m 25s

Catching Up

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the London elections, Caitlin Jenner's recent comments regarding girls in sports, and a couple of serial abusers teaming up to make more terrible music. Plus, your letters on cuckholding, cousins getting it on, matchmaking, and when to leave a sparkless relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/05/21·35m 25s

Ready to Mangle

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about ITV2's exciting new dating show, Ready To Mingle and the onslaught of social media hypocrisy that resulted from its announcement. Katherine also clarifies the future of The Duchess and gives dating advice, emotional affair advice, and being the other woman advice in response to your emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/05/21·37m 30s

NOW Bonus Episode - Unmissable Movies and Incredible Shows on NOW

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in this special BONUS episode brought to you by NOW. Katherine and Bobby agree that NOW has kept them entertained streaming the best range of content. Though they sometimes disagree, everybody's got to find common ground when choosing what to watch with their partner. NOW makes it easy with so much to choose from all in the same place! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/21·30m 26s

The Divorce Spesh

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about DIVORCE and how to navigate it from the recent experiences of her elusive woodland sister, Joanne. It's important to hear from Joanne because she's bang in the late middle of separation while Katherine hasn't been there for a decade. As a special hunky treat, we also hear from divorced man and everyone's favourite, Bobby K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/04/21·50m 42s

Ontario

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her friends' discontent at the new lockdown regulations in Ontario, Canada including extended police powers and outdoor park closures. Prince Phillip's funeral will hopefully get fewer than the 100k official complaints registered for the coverage of his passing, but who knows, because people LOVE to troll and complain. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/04/21·43m 41s

Mum Got The Vaccine (s)

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Khloe's leaked photos, Sofia Vergara's terrible struggle coming to a satisfying end, and we hear from Katherine's mum about the famed AstraZeneca vaccine (the one from Oxford). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/21·48m 14s

FAT

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how fascinating it is to have an inside track on why the Fat Acceptance Movement matters. She doesn't wish to upset teenagers, and makes a special call to an Instagram troll. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/04/21·40m 58s

MATCH bonus episode on Dating!

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in this special bonus episode brought to you by Match. She's speaking to Match Dating Expert, Hayley Quinn all about 'Single Shaming', how to date positive, maximising your profile success, the ways that the pandemic has impacted dating culture and more! Plus, a special appearance from super hunk, Bobby K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/03/21·49m 2s

Operation Varsity Blues

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about cheating the system by paying for a side-door admission to university. Also, Meghan Mccain's adorable blind spot to her own privilege and your letters on bum stuff, Virginia Woolf, attending funerals, and advice on important laws to keep you safe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/03/21·36m 40s

International and Ancestral Women

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week in women's safety, and WHAT A WEEK it's been. Sandwiched between International Women's Day and Mothers Day has just been horror after horror. In lighter, but still distressing news, Cardi B is criticised by a political pundit in a show of women's spats. With a SPECIAL SEGMENT on women in my family that I was able to find with Ancestry. Plus, your letters on relationship trust, creepy landlords, and getting a dog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/03/21·43m 47s

Kerrie Got A New Car

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her latest trials and tribulations in medicine, and she speaks to Kerrie about Canadians' perceptions of what's happening in UK news. Kerrie has LOTS of car news and a replacement is found for Piers Morgan on GMB. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/03/21·39m 46s

THAT Oprah Interview

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the allegations of British bullying occupying the thoughts and inches of the entire UK press. Also, your letters about dating sex offenders, living with lupus, mums being scammed, and stalkers. What a week it's been for you guys, WOW..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/03/21·39m 32s

The D Spesh

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about MEN's GENS in this special long and uncut D special episode featuring the everyone's favourite husband, international athlete Bobby K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/02/21·58m 2s

Baby Sussex, Kourtney & Travis, Tik Toks

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the POSITIVE celebrity news stories that are making her smile. If you've got teens or nieces who are teens, you'll benefit from Violet's Tik Tok run down on what's going on in their celebrity world. Plus, your letters on careers in politics, men who aren't interested, and desensitised peens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/02/21·41m 44s

Valentines, Tories, and Violet

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how some left wing people will flip out if you say anything decent about a Conservative MP. She's obviously watched the new Britney doc, and she reads your letters. Happy Valentine's Day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/02/21·34m 31s

BONUS: Nights Worth Waiting For with Kurupt FM's Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa and Hugo Chegwin

Katherine’s Telling Everybody Everything about nights worth waiting for. Joined by Kurupt FM’s Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa and Hugo Chegwin of the amazing People Just do Nothing, Katherine is looking forward to when a bit of normality resumes and we can look forward to comedy gigs, moment’s we’ll never forget and even just sharing a drink with friends. Thanks to Jameson - Katherine, Hugo and Allan are here to reveal what their ideal night out looks like, and what type of character they are when it comes to heading out on the town. What are your nights that are worth waiting for? Let us know! Tweet @Jameson_uk using #JoinIn. Join in!This episode was sponsored by Jameson.Whether you like your Jameson with ginger ale, on the rocks, or in a cocktail, pour out a glass and toast the return of those nights worth waiting for.The good times will come again and we’ll share them with Jameson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/02/21·45m 16s

Everyone's Cross With Me This Week

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the pushback she's received after last week's podcast and being asked to be 'the face of prolapse'. She received a surprise voice note from a celebrity friend and considers whether times are changing for comedians doing corporate sets. Finally, your emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/02/21·37m 12s

Space Trash, Taxes & My Mum

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her continued distain for space exploration. She's cross about how taxes are allocated, and she's thinking of giving away the family pony. Also, your letters about relationships, table manners, and a woman afraid of losing her clitoris in childbirth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/01/21·41m 17s

Tiger Woods In Hindsight

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the best lockdown television of the week - namely the new Tiger Woods documentary and people falling in love with incarcerated Americans! Two absolute classic stories. Also, your letters about relationships, laundries, missing tradesmen, and beauty fixes. What a week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/01/21·39m 6s

The Lost Stand Up Tapes

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the fake giggle and broken throat she used a decade ago to do stand up. She's unearthed some missing tapes, some old, some new, all never-before-published. Also, Kerrie helps to navigate your letters about romance dramas, family disasters, and noisy neighbours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/01/21·40m 40s

Explaining Bean Dad to Violet

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how Bean Dad became a social media sensation in just six hungry hours. Do you want to become Twitter's main character? No, you don't. In letters, exes and mums are conspiring to stalk people. And at Christmas no less! It's bananas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/01/21·34m 46s

Love Makes You Crazy - Murder & Mama Drama

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the murders of the Richardson family in Medicine Hat, Alberta. TRIGGER - this story involves a 12 year old girl 'dating' a 300 year old werewolf. I know. Also, a letter from a lady in love who wants to stay with a man who's expecting a baby with someone else. Sounds like a mess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/12/20·35m 56s

Timothée Chalamet for Christmas

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about last minute Christmas shopping, melanoma, and she enlists her ex to try to help a stranger hookup with Timothee Chalamet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/12/20·34m 30s

Letters By The Sea

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a different country this week! She had the audacity to travel during a pandemic which will be disappointing for a lot of people and she can't wait to hear about it. She answers your emails with the soothing sounds of the sea. Hope you enjoy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/12/20·36m 39s

Huge C**K But Won't Commit

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what to do with a well-endowed gentleman who won't commit, what to get for Christmas, and how to defend your child from street harassment without ending up in jail yourself. It's a Your Letters bonanza! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/12/20·35m 21s

Basically Eavesdropping on My Convo with Kerrie

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about beliefs becoming more rigid during times of threat. She rings Kerrie to find out how her Filipino family will be spending the holidays, and Violet makes a welcome return to answer your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/11/20·35m 1s

Canadian Polygamist Gets A Month In Jail

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a Canadian polygamist with 150+ kids and dozens of wives (some of whom were underage) and describes her own quest to infiltrate a polygamist family. Plus, your letters mostly about relationships and sex this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/11/20·31m 58s

Treacherous Women and Your Letters

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about KFC's commitment to keep frying chicken in a pandemic. Like anything could make them stop. She wonders whether she is a bad friend because she definitely is one. Also, Katherine answers your letters on career, relationships, divorce, and sex in lockdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/11/20·32m 16s

My Actual Mafia Crime Boss Friend

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being won over by the New York Mafia - great guys. And her friend, former crime boss Michael Franzese who went to prison, paid back millions and owns a dance studio now! He's a great guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/11/20·35m 22s

Halloween Witches

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the history of witchcraft and how witches are still used in culture today as tools of female division. Plus, letters about a few witchy mums? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/10/20·40m 27s

Hungry Kids and The Return of My Dad

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how being hungry for power gives you a blindspot for children being hungry for food. What a disgrace. Plus your letters, a hometown cheater and a special appearance from Katherine's dad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/10/20·39m 0s

My Millionaire MLM Friend...Scam?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about network marketing as she explores some of the criticisms surrounding all those girls from high school selling candles on your Facebook. Is MLM a scam? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/10/20·34m 48s

Celiacs and Celebrity Stand Up

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about celiacs and why it's bananas to spell it with an 'O'. Also, her industry is upset over celebrities trying stand up. Finally, answering your letters about mom's secret boyfriend and internet sex criminals. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/10/20·37m 7s

Cardi BDE - Big Duchess Energy

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Duchess' first week at number one in the UK. She welcomes Cardi B to the single mum's club and answers your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/09/20·32m 22s

My Stepdad is 42

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how disruptive women will be shunned before WINNING in the end. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/09/20·35m 36s

My Grandma's Birthday - She's Dead

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her BFF grandmother and how YOU can hopefully avoid being outlived by your enemies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/08/20·43m 3s

The Duchess, WAP, and Your Letters

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her new plans for Telling Nobody Anything. It's a Your Letters Special bonanza as she tries to respond to as many as she can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/08/20·40m 56s

Ellen, Religion and Prayer

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her controversial take on the Ellen thing. VERY off-brand, Katherine has also discovered the magic of prayer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/08/20·36m 32s

The Testicle Murderer

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her sister fingering the testicle murderer in a court of law. It's nuts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/07/20·34m 15s

Kanye, Scary Movies and Your Letters

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about celebrity events prompting mental health discussions, what scary movies are appropriate for eleven year olds, and she answers your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/07/20·40m 53s

Masks and The Return of Violet

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how - pandemic or no pandemic - we should pretty much all be masked. Popular guest and all round wise child, Violet returns to read your letters and share some coveted advice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/07/20·38m 11s

Bobby Let a Stranger See The Kitchen

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about letting strangers check out your kitchen cabinets, wearing tracksuits to posh restaurants, leavers ceremonies and your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/07/20·34m 9s

Canada Day, #MeToo and Murder

This Canada Day, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about protecting black women and #OnTheRecord, a powerful documentary she justwatched about assault in the music industry. Finally, she answers your letters and realises she cannot change her name to Katherine Knight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/07/20·34m 54s

Are Women Funny?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about HER FAVOURITE TOPIC, a topic she never tires of speaking about or being asked about as though someone's genetics should even be entertained as a qualifying factor in their ability to tell a joke. Wow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/06/20·33m 20s

What's a Spleen?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the function of the spleen, an organ she just learned she had and that might be broken. She chats to comedian Verona Rose about autoimmune protocol and suggests we bring back football. Of course, she continues to be addicted to 90 Day Fiancé and disapproves of banging teenagers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/06/20·35m 37s

Blind Spots

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about pretending to deny climate change and how she learned that good people can have blind spots. Also, she fell over a bunch of months ago. Why aren't her bruises healing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/06/20·28m 42s

Get Less Dumb

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about accepting criticism without becoming defensive when it comes to accepting privilege and acknowledging that racism persists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/06/20·22m 56s

Buying Sperm Online

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about choosing the best sperm donor (it's Gavin) and also a documentary she watched about men donating in the backs of their vans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/05/20·35m 28s

Sexual Fetishes

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about sexual fetishes, kink-shaming, plus the time she was targeted by an inflatopheliac. With a phonecall to her freak sister, Kerrie, plus some of your letters, it's an unmissable episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/05/20·37m 33s

Convincing My Family They've Had Coronavirus

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being an especially plastic 'plastic paddy' and later, a Bill Cosby 'Love and Marriage' book review and convincing the entire family that they had coronavirus before it was even on the map! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/05/20·30m 6s

Cancel Culture

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the hideous dangers of cancel culture and the TOTAL lack of nuance and context on social media. Tyra Banks fan forever. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/05/20·30m 44s

How To Potty Train a Ten Month Old and Your Letters

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about EC 'Elimination Communication', TikTok and how she accidentally ingested horse poo this week. Also reading your letters about body image, intuition, sexy sibling rivalry and how NO is a full sentence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/20·39m 2s

Being Burgled at Home

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about having been burgled by a masked man in her home along with a burglary review by special guest, Bobby K.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/04/20·28m 14s

Tiger King and Queen Violet

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the blazing misogyny in our reaction to Tiger King. It is Kim Kardashian's destiny to defend Carole Baskin in the murder of her husband who definitely isn't even dead. Also, Violet answers your letters.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/04/20·24m 23s

Romance in Lockdown

Today, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about marrying her high school sweetheart, Bobby K. This first ever episode includes chat about skincare, cosmetic surgery, glam shaming, a call with Katherine's sister Kerrie who spills the tea about neighbours ignoring government guidelines and going out for dick appointments, and believing in the universe.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/20·26m 18s

Pregnancy Loss

Katherine's telling everybody everything about pregnancy loss. We can't stress enough that you should look after yourself and really not listen if it's going to be tough for you. It's just one of those things. It's nothing you did. And you're not alone.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/04/20·31m 3s
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