Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

By All Things Comedy

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-24

Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com today and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. 
20/05/2458m 53s

Thursday Afternoon Monday 5-16-24

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about choosing a beer, playoffs, and getting into with a guy in a wheel chair. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (51:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-16-16 Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block, and revenge. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  DK the Drummer - Echo (feat. Swamburger, DiViNCi) Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Liquid Death:  Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.
16/05/241h 56m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-24

Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity. SimpliSafe:  Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  
13/05/241h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-24

Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Race Day Hims:  Start your free online visit at www.HIMS.com/BURR 
09/05/241h 51m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-24

Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  Aura Frames:  Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting www.AuraFrames.com/BURR to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame. 
06/05/241h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-24

Bill rambles about the 'Unfrosted' premiere, reading greens, and microplastics. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-2-16 - Bill rambles about moldy people, losing health insurance, and Bruce drops a deuce. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Weekapaug Groove (Live at the Hollywood Bowl 8.8.11)
02/05/241h 41m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-24

Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news. Aura Frames:  Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting www.AuraFrames.com/BURR  to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com 
29/04/241h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-25-24

Bill rambles about life after the fall out, drumming to Willow Smith, and 'Unfrosted: The Pop Tart Movie'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-25-16 Bill rambles about youtube families, Blues/Hawks, and Tom Brady. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Willow Smith - Symptom Of Life
25/04/241h 28m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-24

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo. The Tim Ferris Show:   Tim Ferriss has been listed as one of Fast Company’s “Most Innovative Business People,” and Newsweek has also called him “the world’s best guinea pig.”  He’s the author of five #1 New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestsellers, including The 4-Hour Workweek and Tools of Titans: The Tactics, Routines, and Habits of Billionaires, Icons, and World-Class Performers.  You can find The Tim Ferriss Show wherever you get your podcasts.  SimpliSafe:  SimpliSafe has given me and many of my listeners real peace of mind. I want you to have it too. Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 
22/04/241h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-24

Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled, French maids, and vampires. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - Jessica
18/04/241h 35m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-15-24

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20. SimpliSafe:  Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at  www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR 
15/04/241h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-24

Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 - Bill rambles about Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
11/04/241h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-24

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo. Zip Recruiter:   Try for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 
09/04/2453m 38s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-24

Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky
04/04/241h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-1-24

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs. Sticker Giant:  Listeners can get 25% off their first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Go to www.stamps.com and click on the microphone at the top and use code BURR
01/04/2457m 29s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-24

Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
29/03/241h 32m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-24

Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. Indochino: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more True Classic:  Upgrade your closet, shop now at www.trueclassic.com/BURR and save up to 25% off your first order
25/03/241h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-24

Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags, and clam on clam violence.  Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero Liquid Death: Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 
21/03/241h 51m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-24

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. Sticker Giant:  Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout to get 25% off your first order. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
18/03/2457m 10s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-24

Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' . Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Madonna - I'll Remember Zip Recruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try if for free  
14/03/241h 55m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-11-24

Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. SimpliSafe:  Listeners get a special 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  HelixSleep:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com and use code HELIXPARTNER20
11/03/241h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-24

Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors  TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR
07/03/241h 34m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-24

Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. Sticker Giant:  Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at  www.StickerGiant.com/BURR  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com click on the microphone and type in BURR
04/03/2458m 14s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-29-24

Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR  
04/03/241h 32m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-24

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. New Dates Added!  www.BillBurr.com/TOUR  
26/02/241h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-24

Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17) Liquid Death:  Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 
22/02/241h 49m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-24

Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. Indochino:  Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more at www.indochino.com  Hims:  Start you free online visit today at www.Him.com/BURR 
19/02/241h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-24

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.  
16/02/241h 48m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-24

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners!  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 SimpliSafe:  Order now to get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system with Fast Protect Monitoring.  www.simplisafe.com/BURR 
12/02/241h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-8-24

Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table.  (01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi
09/02/242h 16m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-5-24

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  www.stamps.com 
05/02/2458m 54s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-24

Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.
01/02/241h 56m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-24

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 
29/01/2457m 20s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-24

Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. 01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi
25/01/242h 33m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-24

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts. Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.
22/01/241h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-24

Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo. 01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 
19/01/242h 5m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-24

Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  SimpliSafe:   Listeners can save 20% on your new system with a Fast Protect Plan by visiting www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
16/01/241h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-24

Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs. The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St.  Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies. 01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & Picks
11/01/242h 19m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-8-24

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout. New Dates Added:  www.billburr.com/TOUR Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows.  Go to HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  www.stamp.com - BURR
08/01/241h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 1-4-24

Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports. (00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall. (01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi
04/01/242h 23m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-24

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.
02/01/2459m 9s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-23

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds.  (01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks
29/12/232h 16m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-23

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole. www.billburr.com/TOUR
27/12/231h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-23

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks. (01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks
21/12/232h 9m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-23

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free. Indochino:  Give a perfect-fit gift with Indochino. Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.  www.indochino.com use code BURR
18/12/231h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-23

Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times.   Ferrari opens Christmas Day in theaters. (00:00)  - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic. (01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & Preview
14/12/232h 12m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-23

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free
11/12/231h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-7-23

Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns. AG1: If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase go to www.drinkAG1.com/BURR (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots. (01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week
07/12/232h 59m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-4-23

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club. 2024 TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR Pre-Sale Dec.6 with code: BURR On-Sale Dec. 8 Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Policy Genius:  Get a free quote by going to www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR 
04/12/231h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-30-23

Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play. (01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks 
01/12/231h 55m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-27-23

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo. SODA: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=m6AoukgIaqFig6I8 Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Just go to Stamps dot com  
27/11/231h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-23

Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda. Soda: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=0icSXD3AA4XDAoF0   (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15: Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots, and blowing off weddings. (01:25:41) - Anything Better Thanksgiving Grievances and NFL Preview & Picks
24/11/232h 40m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-23

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places. Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to see how much you could save. ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
20/11/2354m 9s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-16-23

Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep. (00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight. (01:31:46) Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks SimpliSafe:  Listeners can get a special 50% off any SimpliSafe system with a Fast Protect Plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix:  Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Black Friday!  Go to Helix Sleep dot com slash BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25  
17/11/232h 12m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-13-23

Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads. Indochino:  Refresh your wardrobe with the best prices of the year during Indochino’s Black Friday event.  Secure your appointment now with sales starting in-store and online November 6th, at indochino.com.
14/11/231h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-9-23

Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads.  (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15 (01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & Picks
09/11/232h 1m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-6-23

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  
06/11/2358m 0s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-23

Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia. (00:00) - (31:58)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback (01:50:50) - end  Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR
02/11/232h 18m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-30-23

Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos. SimpliSafe:  For a limited time, save 40% on any new system with a Fast Protect Plan at www.simplisafe.com/BURR   Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes.
30/10/2357m 2s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-26-23

Bill rambles about cheating, lifting weights in the 80s, and Christmas gifts. (00:00) - (31:28)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:28) - (01:27:02) Thursday Throwback 10-26-23 (01:27:03)  - end   Anything Better NFL Preview:    Stamps: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.
26/10/232h 7m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-23-23

Bill rambles about the Green Machine, Brazil, and starting comedy today. ZipRecuiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free with by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  
23/10/2354m 41s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-23

Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling. **Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality (00:00 - 31:02)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:03 - 01:25:45) Thursday Throwback 10-19-15 (01:25:46 - end)  Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview  Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 BetMGM:  Download the app and use the code BURR200 for 200 dollars in bonus money regardless of the outcome of your first 10 dollar wager
19/10/232h 13m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-16-23

Bill rambles about Migs Mayfeld, his right to yell about sports, and money pits. SimpliSafe:  For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring by going to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR   
16/10/231h 15m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-23

Bill rambles about pies, McDonalds selling out, and Pantera. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recrutier for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR BetMGM: Download the BETMGM app and use BURR200 and get 200 with a 10 dollar bet and receive 200 dollars in wages regardless of the outcome of the bet.  (00:00 - 00:28:17) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:18 -  01:29:45) - Bill rambles about the Bruins, bombing, and dumping a woman. (01:29:46 - end) - Anything Better Week 6 Preview & Picks www.betmgm.com CODE: BURR200 Place your first BetMGM Sportsbook wager through BetMGM Sportsbook mobile application of at least ten dollars ($10.00). You will receive two hundred dollars ($200.00) instantly in additional winnings regardless of your wager’s outcome! Download the BetMGM Sportsbook app on iOS or Android, or visit betmgm.com Sign up and deposit at least ten dollars ($10.00) into your newly created account Place a wager in the amount of at least ten dollars ($10.00) at standard odds price (a “Qualifying Bet”) Once you have placed a Qualifying Bet, you will receive two hundred dollars ($200.00) in Bonus Bets regardless of the outcome of your wager! FREE Survivor Pool BetMGM Football Survivor Pool Challenge – Free-To-Play Go to the Promotions tab on your BetMGM Sportsbook account to access the BetMGM Football Survivor Pool Challenge Free-To-Play Game.
12/10/231h 58m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-23

Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.
09/10/231h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-5-23

Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere. SimpliSafe:  For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring.  www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 
05/10/232h

Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-23

Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt. Indochino: Add fresh layers to your fall style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.
02/10/2353m 59s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-23

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .
29/09/232h 17m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-25-23

Bill rambles about Deion, a big chick at work, and single ladies. ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .
25/09/231h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-23

Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In Chicago’ available now for free at All Things Comedy’s YouTube page. https://youtu.be/QpTQ5bI9Gqw?si=VmDv9_qZDalz08nI  
21/09/232h 39m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-18-23

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.   ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.
19/09/231h 14m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-23

Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel:  https://youtu.be/IKAx4wiObEo?feature=shared (00:00 - 47:52) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (47:53 - 01:44:20) - Thursday Throwback - Bill rambles with comic legend Brian Reagan. (01:44:20 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2
15/09/232h 18m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-11-23

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay.  Bill Burr:  Live at the Troubadour 3 | the Monday Morning Podcasthttps://youtu.be/3KckS4k1uls
11/09/2354m 21s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-7-23

Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck. (00:00 - 1:10:20)  -  Thursday Afternoon Podcast:   (1:10:22 - 02:30:50)  - Throwback 9-7-15 - Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs, and Kermit the Frog (02:30:50 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:   SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burr
07/09/233h 13m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-4-23

Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.stamps.com 
04/09/231h 16m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-23

Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out.  
31/08/232h 4m

LIVE at the TROUBADOUR 3: PODCAST TEASER

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience!  Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial  Recorded April 23, 2023 at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA
30/08/2320s

Monday Morning Podcast 8-28-23

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR   Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .
28/08/231h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-23

Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock.  Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and see them on tour. Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Labor Day!   Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25
24/08/232h 29m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-21-23

Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'. Butcher Box:  Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get salmon for 3 Months.plus $20 off your first order. Zip Recruiter:  Go www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free! SimpliSafe:  Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for a free month trial of Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR 
21/08/231h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-17-23

Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR  
17/08/231h 39m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-14-23

Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters. ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.
14/08/231h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-23

Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.
10/08/231h 31m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-7-23

Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:   Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  No long-term commitments or contracts.   www.stamps.com
07/08/2358m 35s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-23

Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.
03/08/231h 54m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-31-23

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR 
31/07/2358m 9s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-23

Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.
27/07/231h 35m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-24-23

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create and account and use the code BURR for $20 off.
24/07/2355m 5s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-23

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy.  Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR 
20/07/231h 50m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-23

Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy. SimpliSafe:   Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  
18/07/2354m 19s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-23

Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL. Nate's Special: https://youtu.be/pUOHgj78tRU Nate on Tour:   Last Best Comedy in Bozeman, MT 7/21-22 Rumor's Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba 7/25-29  
13/07/232h 2m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-10-23

Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.
10/07/2354m 25s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-6-23

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burr
07/07/231h 30m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-3-23

Bill rambles about America, Presidents' Families, and Farmland. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more ZipRecruiter:  Try for free at www.ziprecuiter.com/BURR
03/07/231h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-29-23

Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.
30/06/231h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-23

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. AG1:  Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at  www.drinkAG1.com/BURR
26/06/2354m 25s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-23

Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines. SimpliSafe:  Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR
22/06/231h 38m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-19-23

Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar. ButcherBox:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months plus $20 off your first order. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
19/06/231h 9m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-23

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners.  www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  No long-term commitments or contracts.   www.stamps.com
15/06/232h 1m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-23

Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. MVMT:  Get Father’s Day gifts from MVMT and up to 40% off at www.MVMT.com code BILLBURR
12/06/231h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-8-23

Bill rambles about NHL playoffs, getting away from it all, and getting it under control. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more SimpliSafe:  Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  
08/06/232h 7m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-5-23

Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contract
05/06/231h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-1-23

Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans.  Joey is on a solo tour this summer.  Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com FreezePipe: Start smoking like royalty without paying a king’s ransom by visiting www.TheFreezePipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. LiquidDeath: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR GameTime.co:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.  
01/06/231h 53m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-29-23

Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
29/05/231h

Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-23

Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.   Helix:   Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  ZipRecruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox:  Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com SimpliSafe:  Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
25/05/231h 57m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-22-23

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'. Helix:   Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  ZipRecruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox:  Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com
22/05/2359m 6s

Special Edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast with Guest Paul Anka

Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few.  WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital  For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.com
18/05/2348m 1s

Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-23

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. FÜM:  Head to TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today
15/05/231h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-23

Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.”   SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Just go to www.Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.
11/05/231h 55m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-8-23

Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
08/05/231h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-23

Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.
04/05/231h 45m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-23

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .
01/05/231h 11m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-23

Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.
27/04/231h 35m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-23

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  
24/04/2356m 29s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-23

Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
21/04/231h 39m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-23

Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences.   Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 SimpliSafe:  Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/burr Freeze Pipe: Shop pipes, bubblers, bongs and more at www.thefreezepipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. ZipRecruiter:. Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
17/04/231h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 4-13-23

Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23
13/04/231h 22m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-23

Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Füm:  Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today.  Liquid Death:   Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR
10/04/2357m 23s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-23

Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com:   Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  
07/04/231h 45m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-23

Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Zip Recruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter today.
03/04/231h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-23

Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
30/03/231h 29m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-23

Bill rambles about Otters, a truck he should buy, and movies. Fum:  Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. The Journey pack comes with three unique flavors and the new Version 2 Füm to help kick start your positive habits. SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR
27/03/2355m 46s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-22

Bill rambles about the suburbs, Hong Kong, and masseuses.   Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
23/03/231h 23m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-23

Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland. Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Butcher Box:  Get free Chicken Nuggets for a Year and 10% off your first box when you sign up today at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR
20/03/2353m 0s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-23

Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
17/03/231h 34m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-23

Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks & Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  GameTime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase at www.gametime.com 
13/03/231h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-23

Bill rambles about movie theater candy, the movie with the long blue people, and vintage stores. SimpliSafe:  Get a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
09/03/231h 52m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-23

Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs. Tour Dates:  www.billburr.com/TOUR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.com
06/03/231h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-2-23

Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR
02/03/231h 31m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-23

Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics. Policy Genius:  Get you insurance quote at www.policygenius.com Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
27/02/231h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-23-23

Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.
23/02/231h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-23

Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Use promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com
20/02/2354m 33s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-23

Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Fight Club:  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to www.FightCamp.com/BURR
16/02/232h 6m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-23

Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Grove:  Go to www.Grove.com/BURR today to get a free starter set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order.
13/02/2354m 54s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-23

Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor. 
10/02/232h 4m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-23

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Butcher Box:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get a 100% grass-fed chuck roast and a whole chicken FREE in your first box plus $20 off SimpliSafe:  Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
06/02/231h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-23

Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk. MVMT: Save big on your best Valentine’s Day gift ever with 20% off at www.MVMT.com and use code BILLBURR
03/02/231h 35m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-23

Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter:  Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter free at www.ziprecruiter.com/BURR    
31/01/231h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-23

Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce.  Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59) Thursday Throwback:  (46:33) - (01:49:47) (1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota Fats
26/01/232h 31m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-23-23

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
23/01/231h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-23

Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars. Nutrafol: You can grow thicker, healthier hair by going to www.Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BURR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription.
19/01/232h 37m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-16-23

Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.
16/01/2352m 47s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-13-23

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money.  Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast (01:15:09) -  Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs.  (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
13/01/232h 38m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-23

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.
09/01/231h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-23

Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life. (00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child   
05/01/231h 30m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-23

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.
02/01/231h 9m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-30-22

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic. Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45) (12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow. Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15)  
30/12/222h 32m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-22

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.
26/12/2256m 48s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-22 w/ PETER BILLINGSLEY

Bill rambles with Peter Billingsley about his new film 'A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS', video game addiction, and working on 'F IS FOR FAMILY'. A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS is available on HBO MAX and available to rent. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 -  49:45) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (50:00 - 01:54:05) (12-22-14) Bill rambles about Sony leaks, autorotations, and building a Christmas Tree. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:54:10 - end) Thursday Interlude: Flight's Delayed - Andrew Themeles
22/12/222h 26m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-19-22

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get $20 off your first box and ground beef for the life of your membership. Indochino: Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
19/12/221h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 12-15-22

Bill rambles with Rachel Feinstein about dating psychos, small apartments, and 'inspirational' videos. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:11:04) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (1:12:05 - 02:31:34) (12-15-14 - Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight,  pussy coming into the room, and ADHD tests.) Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:31:36 - end)  
15/12/223h 8m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-22

Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes. Fight Camp:  Join the biggest boxing community in the world without leaving your home.This Holiday Season, you’ll also get a Heart Rate Monitor, and a Premium Jump Rope for FREE. That’s an additional $148 value, for FREE. FightCamp packages start at just $99. They also offer some great financing options so you can get started for as low as $9 a month.  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to FightCamp.com/ BURR. That’s www.FightCamp.com/BURR Masterclass:  This holiday, give one annual membership and get one free!  Go to www.Masterclass.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
12/12/221h 7m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-8-22

Bill rambles with Tom Papa about model trains, subway danger, and his new special 'What A Day'.   'What A Day' is available on Netflix December 13th. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 54:30) Thursday Throwback:  (54:57 - 01:53:37) 12-8-22. Bill rambles about soundcloud, virgins, and his new stand-up special. Anything Better NFL Preview:  ( SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com
09/12/222h 19m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-5-22

Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone.   MeUndies:  Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURR
05/12/2258m 56s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-1-22

Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 31:31) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (32:08 -  01:41:01) (12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead. Anything Better NFL Preview:  (01:41:27 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere ZipRecruiter: Try it now FOR FREE at this exclusive web address: www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off any new system at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR
01/12/222h 25m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-28-22

Bill rambles about his french lessons, tea, and sky ads. Fight Camp:  Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month, by going to www.FightCamp.com/BURR Aura Frames:  Take advantage of Aura’s Cyber Monday sale and get $50 off their best-selling Carver Mat frames at www.auraframes.com/BURR Roman:  Go to www.Ro.co/BURR today to get 20% off your entire first order
28/11/2256m 45s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-22

Bill rambles about Florida, flying, and unelected leaders. Indochino: Shop the Black Friday event now through November twenty-seventh at www.indochino.com.  Get 10% off all purchases of $399 or more using promo code BURR SoloStove:  Get $10 off with promo code BURR. Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Get an extra $10 off holiday deals at www.solostove.com, promo code BURR Masterclass:  Give one annual membership and get one free at www.Masterclass.com/BURR today Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save SimpliSafe:  Get the biggest discount of the year at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
24/11/222h 23m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning 11-17-22

Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 30:00) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (30:03 - 01:23:30) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (01:24:05 - end) Helix: Get up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
18/11/222h 28m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-14-22

Bill rambles about the legendary Gallagher, prevent defense, and 'amino sweets'. Fight Camp: Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month at www.FightCamp.com/BURR Butcher Box:  Get two, 10 oz ribeyes free in every box for a whole year when you join. Plus an additional $10 off.  www.butcherbox.com/BURR Roman:  Use this link to get 20% off your first order at www.ro.co/BURR   
14/11/221h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-12-22

Bill rambles about old pipes, dead batteries, and parking machines. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 22:50) Thursday Throwback: (23:13 -  01:42:51) Anything Better NFL Preview: ( 01:43:59 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
13/11/221h 59m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-7-22

Bill rambles about bankers, campaign tactics, and debt.  Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.
07/11/221h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-3-22

Bill rambles with Bill Maher about The Tonight Show, the Playboy Mansion, and art. See Bill Maher Live https://billmaher.com/schedule/ Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:08:01) Throwback Podcast:  (01:08:10 - 02:11:17) 11-3-14: Bill rambles about test pilots, The Pink Conspiracy, and Halloween. Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:11:24 - end) Throwback Interlude: Ryan Porter - Little Sunflower ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  
03/11/222h 29m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-31-22

Bill rambles about Halloween, robots, and getting flashed. MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee at www.MeUndies.com/BURR
31/10/221h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-27-22

Bill rambles with friend and comedian Robert Kelly about his new special KILL BOX, living together back in the day, and trikes. KILL BOX available at www.RobertKellyLIve.com Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 42:16) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (42:16 - 02:49:15) 10-27-14 - Bill rambles about diseases, having sex with a robot, and Cubs fans. Anything Better NFL Week 8 Preview & Picks: (02:49:16 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Les Baxter - Hell's Bells SoloStove: Go to http://www.solostove.com and use promo code BURR for an extra $10 off on top the Fall Event deals MasterClass: Get unlimited access to every class, and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership at http://www.MasterClass.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 40% off your order when you visit http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 
27/10/222h 33m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-22

Bill rambles about murder, cheating, and siestas. Indochino:  Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more, use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com ZipRecrutier:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecrutier.com/BURR PolicyGenius: Head to www.policygenius.com  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Roman: Get 20% off your first order at www.GetRoman.com/BURR today
24/10/221h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-20-22

Bill rambles about camper trucks, playoffs, and watching your home run. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00:00 - 00:29:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (00:30:20 - 01:45:02) (10-20-14) Bill rambles about Ebola, animal testing and homophobia. Anything Better Week 7 Preview & Picks: (01:45:02 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis - Wearin' That Loved On Look SimpliSafe: Customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes. at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
20/10/222h 6m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-17-22

Bill rambles about obsolescence, tomato soup vandalism, and a shitty roommate. Roman:  Get 20% off your first order at www.Roman.com/BURR  Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.
17/10/221h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-13-22

Bill rambles with Bruce McCulloch about getting his ass kicked, Canada, and his new show Bruce McCulloch: Tales of Bravery and Stupidity.  Returning for its off-Broadway run October 14-29th at SoHo Playhouse.  For tickets visit Bruce’s website – www.BrucioMcCulloch.com  
13/10/222h 1m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-10-22

Bill rambles about October, the past weekend gigs, and sister wives. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free today by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Simplisafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. Go to www.Simplisafe.com/BURR
10/10/221h 15m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-6-22

Bill rambles with Nick Kroll about his new Netflix special 'Little Big Boy', animal deaths, and stereotypical looking people. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 57:43) Thursday Throwback (10-6-22):  (58:20 - 2:00:00) Bill rambles about Wyoming, pork chops and modern day aviation. Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (2:00:10 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Staurolite Stroll Zip Recruiter: If you’re a fan of this podcast and you want to try ZipRecruiter for free visit: ZipRecruiter.com/burr Stamps.com: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/burr
06/10/222h 23m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-3-22

Bill rambles about the Louisville Slugger factory, his super hero idea, and punk kids. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 Butcher Box:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get one 10-14lb Turkey FREE in your first box.  Roman: Just go to www.GetRoman.com/BURR today for generic Viagra (aka Sildenafil) for just $4 per dose.
03/10/221h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-29-22

Bill rambles with comedian Jim Florentine about prank phone calls, social media, and going to concerts. His new special 'Bite the Bullet'  is available on Amazon Prime and his new prank album 'Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7' wherever you listen to music. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 40:15) Throwback Episode: (40:20 - 1:38:38) Bill rambles about abandoning your life, NFL predictions and Derek Jeter's last game at Fenway. Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WEEK 4: (1:38:50 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Van Halen -  Unchained SoloStove:  Go to www.SoloStove.com for $10 off your order. Use the promo code BURR
29/09/222h 18m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-26-22

Bill rambles about golfing, water slides, and things you want but can't have. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Indochino:  Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more, use promo code BURR at Indochino.com
26/09/2258m 30s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-22-22

Bill rambles with comedian Joe List about his new movie 'Fourth of July, the Boston comedy scene, and acting.  Watch 'Fourth of July' at www.LouisCK.com Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 44:20 Thursday Throwback: 44:45 - end Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Thenewno2 - Make It Home Solo Stove: Use promo code BURR at SoloStove.com for an extra $10 off. Policygenius: Head to Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
22/09/221h 46m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-19-22

Bill rambles about kids movies, 'drinkable water', and handling a shitty teacher. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 True Classic: Get 25% Off  at trueclassic.com with code [BURR] Free shipping included on purchases over $100. Solo Stove: Use promo code BURR at solostove.com for an extra $10 off Simplisafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. SIMPLISAFE.com/burr
19/09/221h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-15-22

Bill rambles about tucked-in shirt people, music store employees, and book choices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 32:50  Throwback Episode: 33:00 - 01:44:58  9-15-22 Bill rambles about his new album, caning, and stuff crust pizza. Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 01:44:59 - end Thursday Afternoon Interlude Music:  Dent May - Home Groan Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE, my listeners can go to ZipRecruiter.com/BILL Helix: Get up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders. Go to HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. BetMGM.com/BURR
15/09/222h 16m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-12-22

Bill rambles about the games, getting jumped on, and bringing water trucks to Mississippi. Limited Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1
12/09/221h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-8-22

Bill rambles about San Francisco, pre-internet bands, and relating to other generations. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 29:40 Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 29:41 - 1:19:05 Throwback 9-8-14: 1:19:06 - end Bill rambles about the Toronto Film Festival, NFL pre-game analysis and not letting chaos in your life. Policygenius: Head to www.Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
08/09/222h 49m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-22

Bill rambles about the heat, rich people living underground, and fighting the neighbor.
05/09/221h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-1-22

Bill rambles about aggressive robots, the wrong building, and S.U.V.'s. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Kula Shaker - Shower Your Love MeUndies: To get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to MeUndies.com/BURR Roman: Roman dot com slash BURR TODAY. If approved, you’ll get $10 off your first order. GetRoman.com/BURR
02/09/221h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-29-22

Bill rambles about professional gamblers, walking away muttering, and Hawaiian sports.
29/08/221h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-25-22

Bill rambles about Toronto, diagonal walkers, and Taxi Driver.
25/08/221h 46m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-23-22

Bill rambles about his show at Fenway Park.
23/08/221h 8m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-18-22

Bill rambles about questionable workouts, robbery, and hanging back easht.
18/08/222h 1m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-15-22

Bill rambles about a consumer altercation, the population debate, and farmland.
15/08/2249m 23s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-22

Bill rambles about the news, the squeegees being back, and population numbers.
12/08/221h 34m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-8-22

Bill rambles about a playground altercation, working in a kitchen, and reading the whole article.
08/08/221h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-4-22

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sports, shopping, and airport travel.
04/08/221h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-1-22

Bill rambles about which finger to lose, suing a newspaper, and world evils.
01/08/221h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-28-22

Bill rambles about gym people, cult robes, and cult recruitment. 
28/07/221h 54m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-25-22

Bill rambles about medical side effects, Red Rocks reactions, and plastics.
25/07/2259m 12s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-21-22

Bill rambles about the All-Star Game, 'ass-Hooters', and Home Depot.
21/07/221h 56m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-18-22

Bill rambles about a medical procedure, the great gold robbery, and useless car features.
18/07/221h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-14-22

Bill rambles about accidentally cursing someone out, progressive metal, and getting rated a '4' by your wife.
14/07/221h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-22

Bill rambles about soothsaying, wet vacs, and baseball.
11/07/221h 8m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-7-22

Bill rambles about tribal morons, kid's habits, and a reality show house.
07/07/221h 53m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-5-22

Bill rambles about shows in Canada, his trip to France, and river life.
05/07/221h 12m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-23-22

Bill rambles from his car about announcers, paving paradise, and eating his balls at the Comedy Store.
23/06/222h 10m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-22

Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums. 
20/06/2253m 54s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-16-22

Bill rambles about Vermont, 'American Buffalo', and uniforms. Thursday Afternoon Interlude -  Mitch Murder - The Touch MasterClass:  Get unlimited access to EVERY MasterClass. As a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership!  Go to MASTER CLASS dot com slash BURR now
16/06/221h 52m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-13-22

Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.
13/06/221h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-9-22

Bill quietly rambles about lard-ass social media losers, the dawn of 'club kids', and the Celtics.
09/06/222h 23m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-6-22

Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.
06/06/2252m 31s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-2-22

Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.
02/06/222h 23m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-30-22

Bill rambles about the NBA, gene edited hamsters, and Vicks vapor rub
31/05/2255m 30s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-22

Bill rambles about cookies, animal documentaries, and lunatics. HELIX is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders & two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr  
26/05/221h 40m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-22

Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.
23/05/221h 7m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-19-22

Bill rambles about his new tour dates, flannel, and social media apps. Thursday Afternoon Music Interlude:  Kula Shaker - Last Farewell Tour Dates: www.BillBurr.com/Tour
19/05/221h 54m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-16-22

Bill rambles about Northern California, fasting, and home remedies.
16/05/221h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-12-22

Bill rambles about dented cars, reverse cameras, and playoffs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Feel Another Day -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlvSLIgmBg
12/05/221h 34m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-22

Bill rambles about hockey, the Forum, and alliteration. 
09/05/2252m 14s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-22

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.
05/05/222h 6m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-22

Bill rambles about performing at the Hollywood Bowl with Dave, Zoom calls, and super-hero movies.
02/05/221h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-28-22

Bill rambles about a medieval looking object, 'here to change the game', and donuts. Music Interlude:  CARRTOONS (feat. Nigel Hall) - Groceries
28/04/221h 41m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-25-22

Bill rambles about Columbus, flying high speed through a canyon, and demisexuals.
25/04/2256m 12s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-22

Bill rambles about throwing out the first pitch, walking around Boston, and stretching.
21/04/221h 40m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-22

Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.
18/04/2256m 2s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-14-22

Bill rambles about inflation, baseball, and parking.
14/04/221h 26m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-22

Bill rambles about the Masters, souvenirs, and Turtle Wax. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com.  SoloStove:  Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 off at www.solostove.com SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR  
11/04/2255m 50s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-22

Bill rambles about dumb Presidents, the news, and parenting on one front.
07/04/221h 56m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-22

Bill rambles about kayaking the English Channel, American made products, and double-neck guitars.
04/04/2230m 58s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-31-22

Bill rambles about restraint, garbage day, and college hoops. Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code BURR at bollandbranch.com. Solo Stove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 off
31/03/221h 36m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-22

Bill rambles about filming, the Bill Burr museum, and collecting things. SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. Go to www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Hire smart with Zip Recruiter. Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
29/03/2232m 22s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-24-22

Bill rambles about racing, filming, and food trucks. Masterclass: And as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership!  Go to MASTERCLASS.com/BURR  Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix.com/BURR.
24/03/221h 37m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-22

Bill rambles about rich families, incorrect use of words, and evil nerds.
21/03/2232m 36s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-22

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's Day, shoe throwing, and food poisoning. Zip Recruiter: Find the right employees for your workplace with ZipRecruiter.  Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter,com/burr
17/03/222h

Monday Morning Podcast 3-15-22

Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at Indochino.com Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams.  Truebill is the new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions you don’t need, want, or simply forgot about.  On average, people save up to $720/ year with Truebill.  Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr.
15/03/2244m 14s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-10-22

Bill rambles about alarms, zoos, and cappuccinos. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership, plus a $10 off coupon.  Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code burr at checkout Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR
10/03/221h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-22

Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism.  MeUndies: 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/BURR.   Bespoke Post:  20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the codeBURR at checkout Roman: GetREoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.  AllBirds: Spring forward with the Allbirds Tree Dasher 2 running shoe. Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. 
07/03/2259m 9s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-22

Bill rambles about new drum songs, news, and good news.
02/03/222h 15m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-28-22

Bill rambles about invasion, tourism, and drug robbery.
28/02/2253m 50s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-22

Bill rambles about America, boomer names, and his dream retirement home. Switch to sustainable products for every room in your home – from laundry care to hand soaps and more.  Grove Co. has you covered with safe formulas and refillable packaging that never compromise on performance.  Go to Gove.com.BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Shipping is fast and free.
24/02/221h 45m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-21-22

Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories. MASTER CLASS: Get unlimited access to every MasterClass and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership!  Go to www.MASTERCLASS.com/BURR now. 
21/02/2256m 24s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-17-22

Bill rambles about being shamed, West Side Story, and being a gingered snowman. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $10 off.  Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Go to solostove.com Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/burr
17/02/221h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-14-22

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, elastic waistbands, and bank robberies.
14/02/2258m 32s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-10-22

Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia. SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR and get free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring.
10/02/222h 32m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-7-22

Bill rambles about his show in Palm Springs, looks up 'NATO', and how to find a hot woman.
07/02/221h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-22

Bill rambles about counterfeits, Tom Brady, and reads the news. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership.
03/02/221h 58m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-22

Bill rambles about snow, popular podcasts, and why the media starting a war with Russia. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/Burr MVMT: Shop 20% off today — with FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS — by going to MVMT.com/burr Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code BURR at checkout.
31/01/221h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-27-22

Bill rambles about horses in pharmacies, Meatloaf - my dude, and Louie Anderson. Mizzen + Main: Right now if you go to MizzenAndMain.com and use promo code BURR, you’ll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more.  Policy Genius: Head to www.PolicyGenius.com to get your free home & auto insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service.  www.Simplisafe.com/BURR
27/01/222h 11m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-24-22

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators. Grove: Go to Grove.com/BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Headspace: Try HEADSPACE at Headspace.com/BURR,  and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library.  
24/01/2256m 55s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-20-22

 Bill rambles about Disney, not knowing, and thermals. Thursday Podcast 00:00 - 22:26 NFL Segment 22:27- 50:41 Throwback. 50:42 - end Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — www.ZipRecruiter.com.com/burr Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr Allbirds Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. 
20/01/222h 9m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-17-22

Bill rambles about parental side effects, true crime, and Congress' stock trades.
17/01/221h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-13-22

Bill rambles about specialists, psilocybin, and Utah.  Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 34:08 Anything Better NFL Preview: 34:09 - 1:06:36 Throwback: 1:06:37 - end Music Interlude: Snakadaktal - Fall Underneath MeUndies: To get 25% off Matching Pairs, 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to: www.MeUndies.com/BURR Roman: Go to www.getroman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service. Visit SimpliSafe.com/burr.  
13/01/222h 27m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-10-22

Bill rambles about his vacation, the Apple Watch, and the great Bob Saget. Butcher Box: For a limited time ButcherBox is offering new members a great deal for the New Year! Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR, and you’ll receive the Ultimate New Year’s Bundle in your first box. Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams. Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr. It could save you THOUSANDS a year. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts
10/01/221h 9m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-6-22

Bill rambles about the glorified keg party at the Capitol, sleep, and transitioning.
07/01/222h 27m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-22

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin. As Mentioned: Grocery Store Lobster as a Pet: https://youtu.be/9sI7WveN7vk Airplane Graveyard: https://youtu.be/nzZqWuwYZNk Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash burr
03/01/221h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-30-21

Bill rambles about Kenny G, old school teachers, and recycling.    
30/12/212h 36m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-27-21

Bill rambles about Christmas gifts, airlines, and dog killing monkeys. As Mentioned:   Airlines Have Become Banks: https://youtu.be/ggUduBmvQ_4
27/12/211h 16m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-23-21

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan which turns into a complete back and forth trashing. PART II Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code burr at Indochino.com. That’s $50 off a purchase of $399 or more at Indochino.com, promo code burr
24/12/212h 8m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-20-21

Bill rambles with the great Jim Gaffigan about comedy styles, killing lobsters, and clown food.  Part 1 of 2. Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR Get an extra $10 off Holiday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR  
20/12/211h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-21

Bill rambles about Indianapolis, songs about Jane, and cold remedies. Music Interlude: Vels Trio - Ochre Pt. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYN_b5mWbI Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - 35:41 Anything Better NFL Preview:  35:42 - 1:05:24 'Why Are You Going to Indianapolis Bill': 1:05:25 - 1:24:57 Throwback 12-16-21: 1:24:58 - end Go to LIQUID DEATH.com/SLASH BURR to get free shipping on all water and merch. Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/MMP.
16/12/212h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-13-21

Bill rambles about cities, rounding up change, and paying for love.
13/12/211h 13m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-9-21

Bill rambles about the return of the feral cats, things you can get away with in public, and evil numbers. Thursday Podcast: start - 36:23 Anything Better NFL Preview: 36:24 - 56:48 Throwback MMP 12-9-12:   56:49 - end Music Interlude: Sam Wilkes - Today Sam Wilkes Bandcamp Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com. www.getRoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment Get an extra $10 off Holiday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR 25% off ANYTHING you order when you get better hydration today using promo code BURR at LIQUID IV DOT COM
09/12/212h 5m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-6-21

Bill rambles about being an adult, being a dictator, and whether or not a listener is being an asshole. as mentioned: Hidden In Plain Sight: https://mokan9997.medium.com/hidden-in-plain-sight-4761be7b8115 Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix Sleep.com/burr for up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. SIMPLISAFE.com/burr for 40% off your entire system Go to HelloFresh.com/BURR14 and use code BURR14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts  
06/12/211h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-2-21

Bill rambles about bad internet code, spritzing the tree, and shooting a home invader. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  start - 33:18 NFL Preview: 33:19 - 52:42 Throwback: 52:43 - end Music Interlude: Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's 115th Dream SimpliSafe’s Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR HEADSPACE.com/BURR  for a FREE ONE-MONTH TRIAL with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation  
02/12/212h

Monday Morning Podcast 11-29-21

Bill rambles about getting sneakers as a kid, his first move as dictator, and a dilemma.
29/11/2157m 8s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-25-21

Bill rambles about Fanny, running away from home, and F is for Family with drummer Alice De Buhr. Music Interlude: Fanny - Blind Alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3uwtegPEY Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 0- 42:55 NFL Week 12 Preview: 42:56 - 1:08:40 Throwback MMP 11-25-13:  1:08:39 - end Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR
25/11/212h 25m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-22-21

Bill rambles about Vegas, puke, and TikTok.   HelixSleep.com for up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. Indochino.com promo code BURR  for $50 off a purchase of $399 or more and two free pillows. SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr for 50% off your entire system. Solo Stove: Extra $10 off Black Friday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR  
22/11/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-18-21

Bill rambles about F is For Family Season 5, sleeping in public, and polygamist ex-wives. Music Interlude: Night Moves - Fallacy Actually | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXLdTrQXzX4 Thursday Afternoon Podcast 0:00-38:23 NFL Week 11 BetMGM Preview 38:24 - 1:03:17 Throw Back Nov 11, 2013 - 1:03:17 - 2:19:49 Roman:  www.getRoman.com/BURR NOOM: Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/MMP  SIMPLISAFE.com/burr for 50% off your entire system Stamps.com | Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale Try Liquid Death, available in stores or go to www.liquiddeath.com  
18/11/212h 19m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-15-21

Bill rambles about Detroit, the Bartnick story, and toenail painting.   ButcherBox.com/BURR to get FREE bacon and $20 off your first box Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash [BURR].  
15/11/211h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-11-21

Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about the anniversary of Metallica's 'Black Album'. Newsted Interview: 00:00-57:000 BetMGM NFL Preview w/Paul Virzi: 57:00-1:35:00 Throwback Episode: 1:35:00-end   Thompson Cigars:  15% OFF orders over $75 OR 20% OFF orders over $99 Liquid IV: 25% off ANYTHING you order when you get better hydration today using promo code BURR at LIQUID IV DOT COM.
11/11/213h 12m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-8-21

Bill rambles about San Jose, 'Indians' vs 'Native Americans', and the south.
08/11/211h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-4-21

Bill rambles about Immoral Compass, a new show he produced with creator Tyler Falbo.
04/11/212h 22m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-1-21

Bill rambles about the name 'Bill', climate capitalists, and loud cats.
01/11/211h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-28-21

Bill rambles about 'how easy men have it', the World Series, and old school cities.
28/10/212h 24m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-25-21

Bill rambles about California rain, high profile gangsters, and Pope Pius XII. Limited Edition Halloween Edition Merch ➡ https://silkshopstores.com/anythingbettermerch/shop/home
25/10/211h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-21-21

Bill rambles about Cleo and the playoffs.
21/10/211h 57m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-18-21

Bill rambles about the Rich Bitch Tour, Catholics during WWII, and pink month.
18/10/211h 12m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-14-21

Bill rambles about stand up spots, 'mediocre white males', and week 6 picks. Tickets on-sale for upcoming tour > www.billburr.com/tour
14/10/212h 5m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-11-21

Bill rambles about over celebrating, Mario Batali, and office mutiny.
11/10/211h 9m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-7-21

Bill rambles about Presidential styles, White House comforts, and whittling.
07/10/212h 45m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-4-21

Bill rambles about filming in Colorado, malts, and closing the curtains before sex.
04/10/211h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-30-21

Bill rambles about St Louis, daredevils, and a lonely roller coaster ride.
30/09/212h 14m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-27-21

Bill rambles about sleep sacks, Sofi Stadium, and interrupting.
27/09/211h 12m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-23-21

Bill rambles about gym showers, Live at MSG, and The Temptations.
23/09/212h 13m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-20-21

Bill rambles about Red Rocks, super-sonic flights, and honeymoons.
20/09/211h 15m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-16-21

Bill rambles about Kansas City, Norm Macdonald, and NFL week 2.
16/09/212h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-13-21

Bill rambles about Penn State, New York habits, and screaming at the top of his lungs.
13/09/2159m 16s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-9-21

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about NFL Week 1 and interviews Sterling Harjo, creator of Reservation Dogs, a show that features ol' freckles on this week's episode.
09/09/212h 26m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-6-21

Bill rambles about bagels, Law & Order, and college football.
06/09/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-2-21

Bill rambles about life advice, Vietnam, and spandex crimes.
02/09/212h 2m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-30-21

Bill rambles about Florida, skateboarding, and Grandma law suits.
30/08/211h 11m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-26-21

Bill rambles about flying solo, kids fighting back, and guns.
26/08/211h 54m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-23-21

Bill rambles about getting 'the look', sharks vs. helicopters, and Australia.
23/08/211h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-21

Bill rambles with the One Man Thrillride about wrestling, depressing news, and shitty promoters.
19/08/211h 39m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-16-21

Bill rambles about parenting with tablets, the French marathon runner, and Wendy's.
16/08/211h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-21

Bill rambles about the Wilbur show, Spider-man, and swimming in the ocean.
12/08/211h 53m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-9-21

Bill rambles about fast foods, cyclists, and laughter bans.
09/08/211h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-5-21

Bill rambles about movie make-up, pile on teams, and bicycles.
05/08/211h 52m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-2-21

Bill rambles about New England Chinese food, cat shit, and childhood snacks.
02/08/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-29-21

Bill rambles about the Olympics, black bean burgers, and skateboarding.
29/07/212h 5m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-26-21

Bill rambles about Delta, world wars, and waffles.
26/07/211h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-22-21

Bill rambles about the Finals, catholic guilt, and Boston comedy.
22/07/211h 54m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-19-21

Bill rambles aboutBill rambles about shark attacks, cake, and England.
19/07/211h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-15-21

Bill rambles about binging, treasonous news outlets, and feral cats.
15/07/211h 55m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-12-21

Bill rambles about the Mediterranean, bears, and a dream business.
12/07/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-8-21

Bill rambles about teams getting raked, the NYC subway, and drum vibes.
08/07/211h 55m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-5-21

Bill rambles about Vegas, idiots who lack talent, and 'things that needed to be said'.
05/07/211h 17m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-1-21

Bill rambles about zen, the housing market, and Van Halen.
01/07/211h 57m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-28-21

Bill rambles about being a fatty, Formula 1, and abuse of power.
28/06/211h 7m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-24-21

Bill rambles about playoffs, 'Sex and the City', and finishing things.
24/06/211h 47m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-21-21

Bill rambles about rare 70's flicks, getting 'one upped', and more 'Things I Shouldn't Have Said'.
21/06/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-17-21

Bill rambles about the HABS, fat gingers and numbing your member.
17/06/211h 41m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-14-21

Bill rambles about his birthday, college, and more 'Things I Should Have Said'.
14/06/211h 14m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-21

Bill rambles about his birthday, a cameo from Sebastian Bach, and playoffs.
10/06/211h 50m

Monday Morning Podcast 6-7-21

Bill rambles about kids parties, Boston Baked Beans, and 'Things I Should Have Said'.
07/06/211h 7m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-21

Bill rambles about falcons in Jersey, bootlegs, and playoffs. 
03/06/211h 37m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-31-21

Bill rambles about the Real Housewives, passive aggressiveness, and prenups.
31/05/211h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-27-21

Bill rambles with comedian and actor Jackie Flynn about the unhinged days of the Boston comedy scene.
27/05/211h 59m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-21

Bill rambles about art, 70's flicks, and ketamine.
24/05/211h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-21

Bill rambles about global complexities, mayhem at restaurants, and the 80's attitude.
21/05/212h 1m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-17-21

Bill rambles about going to the movies, 'mood drugs', and extreme politics.
17/05/211h 8m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-21

Bill rambles about snapping, super stores, and self-checkout lines.
13/05/211h 40m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-10-21

Bill rambles about an episode of Dateline, governments, and performative justice warriors.
10/05/211h 21m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-21

Bill rambles about not watching the news, doing spots, and Hallmark cards.
06/05/211h 50m

Monday Morning Podcast 5-3-21

Bill rambles about pool day, super death wobble, and Gen Z.
02/05/211h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-21

Bill rambles about breaking up, sponsorships, and checking out of society.
29/04/211h 49m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-26-21

Bill rambles about magazine articles, flat earth logic, and shameless obesity.
26/04/211h 12m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-24-21

Bill rambles about Buffalo, selling tickets and the Pope Of Greenwich Village
24/04/211h 50m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-19-21

Bill rambles about his bird's eye view, cool names, and exhaling anger.
19/04/211h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-15-21

Bill rambles about shots, sports, and cooking.
15/04/211h 48m

the Monday Morning Podcast 4-12-21

Bill rambles about golf, automated calls, and 'fit privilege'.
12/04/211h 7m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-8-21

Bill rambles with drummer Benny Greb about his new book 'Effective Practicing for Musicians“.  'Effective Practice for Musicians' is available only at www.bennygreb.com   produced by Andrew Themeles & All Things Comedy
08/04/212h 4m

Monday Morning Podcast 4-5-21

Bill rambles about 'not deep, deep shit', dream cars, and religious freaks.
05/04/211h 6m

TAMMP 4-1-21

Bill rambles about hanging pictures, Urgent Care questions, and getting stitches.
01/04/211h 37m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-21

Bill rambles about March, curfews, and fat people bragging.
29/03/211h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-21

Bill rambles about 'Down Under', mushroom revelations, and bunny dreams.
26/03/211h 50m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-22-21

Bill rambles about vaccines, curfews, and chocolate malts.
22/03/211h 6m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-21

Bill rambles with Dean Edwards about his new special, grudges, and uptown rooms.
18/03/212h 33m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-15-21

Bill rambles about CEO's, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and vibe music.
15/03/211h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-11-21

Bill rambles in a British accent about royal relocation, getting fitted for a suit, and Australia & New Zealand.
11/03/211h 38m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-8-21

Bill rambles about haunted houses, misinformation, and Tom Wilson hit.
08/03/2158m 58s

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-21

Bill rambles about internet scams, Ben Franklin, and Buddha Bowls.
04/03/211h 36m

Monday Morning Podcast 3-1-21

Bill rambles about yelling at TV menus, desert activities, and hospital photos.
01/03/211h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-25-21

Bill rambles about competing vaccines, hosts, and classic music recordings.
25/02/211h 52m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-21

Bill rambles about Texas, train living, and cankles.
22/02/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-18-21 w. Wolf Van Halen

Bill rambles with with Wolf Van Halen about guitar lessons from his dad, the guy in the Dream Theater shirt, and making his new album.
18/02/212h 15m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-15-21

Bill rambles about Valentine’s Day cards, long-winded recipes, and reads some angry emails.
15/02/211h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-11-21

Bill rambles about the vaccine, hockey, and landing on a helipad.
11/02/211h 38m

Monday Morning Podcast 2-8-21

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, invading countries, and following your dreams.
08/02/211h 5m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-4-21

Bill rambles about unnecessary renovations, nukes, and expensive wine.
04/02/212h 22m

Introducing: Anything Better? Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi

Is there anything better? Listen in as Bill and Paul talk about things like punching plates of marinara sauce, investing in family life, sports, and poking holes in our political circus tent. Sit back and enjoy being a part of the inner circle with a cigar, cynical wisecracks, and some relatable anecdotes. Subscribe! https://bit.ly/AnythingBetterPodcast
03/02/212m 39s

Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-21

Bill rambles about GameStop, insulation, and liars. Subscribe to ANYTHING BETTER? YouTube ➡ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSXgVkkn59b_6JZ6UxtbdXg Apple Podcasts ➡ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/anything-better/id1547081195 Spotify ➡ https://open.spotify.com/show/7shaITEYakDHsmjmzh0kCi?si=MLR-jHFiS5Kq6Rycciy5RQ
01/02/211h

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-28-21

Bill rambles about felony murder, the 'on' button, and fat angels.
29/01/211h 53m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-21

Bill rambles about Dave Richardson, long winded people, and relationship red flags.
25/01/211h 13m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-21-21

Bill rambles about insulation, speeches, and news insanity.
21/01/211h 55m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-18-21

Bill rambles about playoffs, desserts, and disappearing.
18/01/211h 1m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-14-21

Bill rambles about coming together, sports titles, and flying over LA.
14/01/211h 44m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-21

Bill rambles about childhood clothes, hollow earth, and how to deal with a woke sister.
11/01/211h 9m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-7-21

Bill rambles about current affairs, the Broad, and parking lot anxiety.
07/01/211h 58m

Monday Morning Podcast 1-4-21

Bill rambles about conspiracies, wealth, and posting celebrity crush pictures.
04/01/211h 23m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-31-20

Bill rambles about rain, home repairs, and ear care.
01/01/211h 47m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-28-20

Bill rambles about technology, c**t neighbors, and salads.
28/12/201h 8m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-25-20

Bill rambles about food shopping, bad information, and losing his shit building a bike.
25/12/201h 49m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-20

Bill rambles about people flipping out, French films, and advice for an Asian dude.
21/12/201h 11m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-17-20

Bill rambles about helicopters, food detox, and taking on too much excitement.
17/12/201h 37m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-20

Bill rambles about ordering etiquette, crying, and tea shit talkers.
14/12/201h 21m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-10-20

Bill rambles with Kevin Bacon about playing Boston cops, being a dad, and 'three on the tree'.
10/12/202h 36m

Monday Morning Podcast 12-7-20

Bill rambles about learning French, Texas, and bad neighbors from around the world.
07/12/201h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-3-20

Bill rambles about double standards, Texas, and renting movies.
04/12/201h 52m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-30-20

Bill rambles about losing his temper, lockdowns, and sleep sex.
30/11/201h 15m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-27-20

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about seasoning food, grilling, and his Grammy nomination.
28/11/201h 42m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-23-20

Bill rambles live from the Troubadour about Quiet Riot, life in the Middle east, and more dumb questions for employees.Troubadour posters on sale Wednesday November 25 @10am at www.Troubadour.com
23/11/201h 9m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-19-20

Bill rambles about hallucinogens, tinnitus, and taking the extra point.
19/11/201h 40m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-16-20

Bill rambles about the Middle East, vaccination laws, and authentic Mexican food.
16/11/201h 8m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-12-20

Bill rambles about Oklahoma, recounts, and Oreo cookies.
12/11/201h 59m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-9-20

Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes.
09/11/201h 7m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-5-20

Bill rambles about vote counting, hearsay, and shitty news.
05/11/201h 44m

Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-20

Bill rambles about the election, voting third party, and dumb questions on the job.
02/11/201h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-29-20

Bill rambles about the Covid Dodgers, lame ducks, and the phone in his ears.
29/10/201h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-26-20

Bill rambles about the weekend games, a spree killer, and dumb lawyer questions.
26/10/201h 14m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-22-20

Bill rambles about LA fires, MotoGP, and massage guns.
22/10/201h 36m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-20

Bill rambles about his Sunday, U.S. foreign policy, and junk food moms.
19/10/201h 4m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-20

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about his new movie 'The Opening Act', hiding from a Marine's wife, and open mic brawls.
15/10/201h 52m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-20

Bill rambles about his week at Saturday Night Live, modern scams, and dumb questions at work.
13/10/201h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-8-20

Bill rambles about Eddie Van Halen, an old school bar gig, and Eddie Van Halen.
08/10/201h 36m

Monday Morning Podcast 10-5-20

Bill rambles about animals, whore-wear, and NFL football.
05/10/201h 10m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-20

Bill rambles about getting answers, physicist groupies, and bad information.
28/09/201h 13m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-24-20

Bill rambles about getting heckled by comedy show neighbor, Connecticut, and flying physics.
24/09/202h 7m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-20

Bill rambles about beach people, grand conspiracies, and buying land.
21/09/201h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-17-20

Bill rambles about Hollywood, political parties, and famous inventors.
18/09/202h 7m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-20

Bill rambles about NFL football, parenting, and the LA fires.
14/09/201h 14m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-10-20

Bill rambles about keyboards, Florida, and the Cobra Kai.
10/09/202h 6m

Monday Morning Podcast 9-7-20

Bill rambles about psychos with power, media manipulation, and life in 'flyover' states'.
07/09/201h 3m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-3-20

Bill rambles with Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano about NYC, childhood pressures, and not listening to other parents.
03/09/202h 6m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-20

Bill rambles about Chicago, School House Rock, and avoiding violence.
31/08/201h 12m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-27-20

Bill rambles about yoga pants, folding the tent, and being a fat bastard.
27/08/201h 43m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-20

Bill rambles about Chappelle's camp in Ohio, the East India Trading Company, and funeral arrangements.
24/08/201h 2m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-20

Bill rambles about modified mosquitos, stand-up in the woods, real karate.
20/08/202h 5m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-17-20

Bill rambles about doing stand up over the weekend, 'Tread', and Russian medical school.
17/08/201h 20m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-20

Bill rambles about Wayne Previdi, visibility, and classic stereo stores.
13/08/201h 35m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-20

Bill rambles about sports, night animals, and canceling a girlfriend.
10/08/201h 10m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-6-20

Bill rambles with KC Mathieu about growing a business, the science of paint, and Bill's defense of the Prius.
06/08/202h 34m

Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-20

Bill rambles about Milwaukee, David Foster, and splitting the check.
03/08/201h 14m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-20

Bill rambles about earthquakes, WWII, and Mario Batali' cookware.
30/07/201h 46m

Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-20

Bill rambles about liberals co-opting Carlin, side-car racing, and the Navy.
27/07/201h 11m

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-23-20

Bill rambles about gift cards, high school, and being a douche.
23/07/201h 48m
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