Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In Chicago’ available now for free at All Things Comedy’s YouTube page. https://youtu.be/QpTQ5bI9Gqw?si=VmDv9_qZDalz08nI  

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.   ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.

Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel:  https://youtu.be/IKAx4wiObEo?feature=shared (00:00 - 47:52) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (47:53 - 01:44:20) - Thursday Throwback - Bill rambles with comic legend Brian Reagan. (01:44:20 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay.  Bill Burr:  Live at the Troubadour 3 | the Monday Morning Podcasthttps://youtu.be/3KckS4k1uls

Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck. (00:00 - 1:10:20)  -  Thursday Afternoon Podcast:   (1:10:22 - 02:30:50)  - Throwback 9-7-15 - Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs, and Kermit the Frog (02:30:50 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:   SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burr

Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.stamps.com 

Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out.  

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience!  Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial  Recorded April 23, 2023 at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR   Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .

Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock.  Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and see them on tour. Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Labor Day!   Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25

Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'. Butcher Box:  Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get salmon for 3 Months.plus $20 off your first order. Zip Recruiter:  Go www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free! SimpliSafe:  Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for a free month trial of Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters. ZipRecruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.

Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.

Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots. AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:   Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  No long-term commitments or contracts.   www.stamps.com

Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  AG1:  Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create and account and use the code BURR for $20 off.

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy.  Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy. SimpliSafe:   Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  

Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL. Nate's Special: https://youtu.be/pUOHgj78tRU Nate on Tour:   Last Best Comedy in Bozeman, MT 7/21-22 Rumor's Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba 7/25-29  

Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burr

Bill rambles about America, Presidents' Families, and Farmland. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more ZipRecruiter:  Try for free at www.ziprecuiter.com/BURR

Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. AG1:  Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at  www.drinkAG1.com/BURR

Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines. SimpliSafe:  Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR

Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar. ButcherBox:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months plus $20 off your first order. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners.  www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  No long-term commitments or contracts.   www.stamps.com

Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. MVMT:  Get Father’s Day gifts from MVMT and up to 40% off at www.MVMT.com code BILLBURR

Bill rambles about NHL playoffs, getting away from it all, and getting it under control. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more SimpliSafe:  Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contract

Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans.  Joey is on a solo tour this summer.  Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com FreezePipe: Start smoking like royalty without paying a king’s ransom by visiting www.TheFreezePipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. LiquidDeath: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR GameTime.co:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.  

Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr

Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV.   Helix:   Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  ZipRecruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox:  Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com SimpliSafe:  Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'. Helix:   Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  ZipRecruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox:  Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com

Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few.  WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital  For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.com

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. FÜM:  Head to TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today

Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.”   SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Just go to www.Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.

Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR

Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .

Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

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Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23

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Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com:   Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  

Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Zip Recruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter today.

Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

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Bill rambles about the suburbs, Hong Kong, and masseuses.   Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland. Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Butcher Box:  Get free Chicken Nuggets for a Year and 10% off your first box when you sign up today at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR

Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks & Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands. ZipRecruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  GameTime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase at www.gametime.com 

Bill rambles about movie theater candy, the movie with the long blue people, and vintage stores. SimpliSafe:  Get a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs. Tour Dates:  www.billburr.com/TOUR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.com

Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR

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Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.

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Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Fight Club:  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to www.FightCamp.com/BURR

Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February. Zip Recruiter:  Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Grove:  Go to www.Grove.com/BURR today to get a free starter set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order.

Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor. 

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Butcher Box:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get a 100% grass-fed chuck roast and a whole chicken FREE in your first box plus $20 off SimpliSafe:  Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk. MVMT: Save big on your best Valentine’s Day gift ever with 20% off at www.MVMT.com and use code BILLBURR

Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter:  Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter free at www.ziprecruiter.com/BURR    

Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce.  Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59) Thursday Throwback:  (46:33) - (01:49:47) (1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota Fats

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars. Nutrafol: You can grow thicker, healthier hair by going to www.Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BURR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription.

Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money.  Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast (01:15:09) -  Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs.  (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.

Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life. (00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child   

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic. Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45) (12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow. Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15)  

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.

Bill rambles with Peter Billingsley about his new film 'A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS', video game addiction, and working on 'F IS FOR FAMILY'. A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS is available on HBO MAX and available to rent. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 -  49:45) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (50:00 - 01:54:05) (12-22-14) Bill rambles about Sony leaks, autorotations, and building a Christmas Tree. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:54:10 - end) Thursday Interlude: Flight's Delayed - Andrew Themeles

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get $20 off your first box and ground beef for the life of your membership. Indochino: Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles with Rachel Feinstein about dating psychos, small apartments, and 'inspirational' videos. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:11:04) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (1:12:05 - 02:31:34) (12-15-14 - Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight,  pussy coming into the room, and ADHD tests.) Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:31:36 - end)  

Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes. Fight Camp:  Join the biggest boxing community in the world without leaving your home.This Holiday Season, you’ll also get a Heart Rate Monitor, and a Premium Jump Rope for FREE. That’s an additional $148 value, for FREE. FightCamp packages start at just $99. They also offer some great financing options so you can get started for as low as $9 a month.  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to FightCamp.com/ BURR. That’s www.FightCamp.com/BURR Masterclass:  This holiday, give one annual membership and get one free!  Go to www.Masterclass.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles with Tom Papa about model trains, subway danger, and his new special 'What A Day'.   'What A Day' is available on Netflix December 13th. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 54:30) Thursday Throwback:  (54:57 - 01:53:37) 12-8-22. Bill rambles about soundcloud, virgins, and his new stand-up special. Anything Better NFL Preview:  ( SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com

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Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 31:31) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (32:08 -  01:41:01) (12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead. Anything Better NFL Preview:  (01:41:27 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere ZipRecruiter: Try it now FOR FREE at this exclusive web address: www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off any new system at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR

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Bill rambles about Florida, flying, and unelected leaders. Indochino: Shop the Black Friday event now through November twenty-seventh at www.indochino.com.  Get 10% off all purchases of $399 or more using promo code BURR SoloStove:  Get $10 off with promo code BURR. Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Get an extra $10 off holiday deals at www.solostove.com, promo code BURR Masterclass:  Give one annual membership and get one free at www.Masterclass.com/BURR today Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save SimpliSafe:  Get the biggest discount of the year at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 30:00) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (30:03 - 01:23:30) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (01:24:05 - end) Helix: Get up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Bill rambles about the legendary Gallagher, prevent defense, and 'amino sweets'. Fight Camp: Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month at www.FightCamp.com/BURR Butcher Box:  Get two, 10 oz ribeyes free in every box for a whole year when you join. Plus an additional $10 off.  www.butcherbox.com/BURR Roman:  Use this link to get 20% off your first order at www.ro.co/BURR   

Bill rambles about old pipes, dead batteries, and parking machines. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 22:50) Thursday Throwback: (23:13 -  01:42:51) Anything Better NFL Preview: ( 01:43:59 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about bankers, campaign tactics, and debt.  Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.

Bill rambles with Bill Maher about The Tonight Show, the Playboy Mansion, and art. See Bill Maher Live https://billmaher.com/schedule/ Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:08:01) Throwback Podcast:  (01:08:10 - 02:11:17) 11-3-14: Bill rambles about test pilots, The Pink Conspiracy, and Halloween. Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:11:24 - end) Throwback Interlude: Ryan Porter - Little Sunflower ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about Halloween, robots, and getting flashed. MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee at www.MeUndies.com/BURR

Bill rambles with friend and comedian Robert Kelly about his new special KILL BOX, living together back in the day, and trikes. KILL BOX available at www.RobertKellyLIve.com Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 42:16) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (42:16 - 02:49:15) 10-27-14 - Bill rambles about diseases, having sex with a robot, and Cubs fans. Anything Better NFL Week 8 Preview & Picks: (02:49:16 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Les Baxter - Hell's Bells SoloStove: Go to http://www.solostove.com and use promo code BURR for an extra $10 off on top the Fall Event deals MasterClass: Get unlimited access to every class, and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership at http://www.MasterClass.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 40% off your order when you visit http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about murder, cheating, and siestas. Indochino:  Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more, use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com ZipRecrutier:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecrutier.com/BURR PolicyGenius: Head to www.policygenius.com  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Roman: Get 20% off your first order at www.GetRoman.com/BURR today

Bill rambles about camper trucks, playoffs, and watching your home run. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00:00 - 00:29:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (00:30:20 - 01:45:02) (10-20-14) Bill rambles about Ebola, animal testing and homophobia. Anything Better Week 7 Preview & Picks: (01:45:02 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis - Wearin' That Loved On Look SimpliSafe: Customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes. at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. www.HelixSleep.com/BURR

Bill rambles about obsolescence, tomato soup vandalism, and a shitty roommate. Roman:  Get 20% off your first order at www.Roman.com/BURR  Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.

Bill rambles with Bruce McCulloch about getting his ass kicked, Canada, and his new show Bruce McCulloch: Tales of Bravery and Stupidity.  Returning for its off-Broadway run October 14-29th at SoHo Playhouse.  For tickets visit Bruce’s website – www.BrucioMcCulloch.com  

Bill rambles about October, the past weekend gigs, and sister wives. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free today by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Simplisafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. Go to www.Simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles with Nick Kroll about his new Netflix special 'Little Big Boy', animal deaths, and stereotypical looking people. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 57:43) Thursday Throwback (10-6-22):  (58:20 - 2:00:00) Bill rambles about Wyoming, pork chops and modern day aviation. Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks:  (2:00:10 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Staurolite Stroll Zip Recruiter: If you’re a fan of this podcast and you want to try ZipRecruiter for free visit: ZipRecruiter.com/burr Stamps.com: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/burr

Bill rambles about the Louisville Slugger factory, his super hero idea, and punk kids. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 Butcher Box:  Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get one 10-14lb Turkey FREE in your first box.  Roman: Just go to www.GetRoman.com/BURR today for generic Viagra (aka Sildenafil) for just $4 per dose.

Bill rambles with comedian Jim Florentine about prank phone calls, social media, and going to concerts. His new special 'Bite the Bullet'  is available on Amazon Prime and his new prank album 'Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7' wherever you listen to music. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 40:15) Throwback Episode: (40:20 - 1:38:38) Bill rambles about abandoning your life, NFL predictions and Derek Jeter's last game at Fenway. Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WEEK 4: (1:38:50 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Van Halen -  Unchained SoloStove:  Go to www.SoloStove.com for $10 off your order. Use the promo code BURR

Bill rambles about golfing, water slides, and things you want but can't have. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Indochino:  Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more, use promo code BURR at Indochino.com

Bill rambles with comedian Joe List about his new movie 'Fourth of July, the Boston comedy scene, and acting.  Watch 'Fourth of July' at www.LouisCK.com Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 44:20 Thursday Throwback: 44:45 - end Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Thenewno2 - Make It Home Solo Stove: Use promo code BURR at SoloStove.com for an extra $10 off. Policygenius: Head to Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about kids movies, 'drinkable water', and handling a shitty teacher. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 True Classic: Get 25% Off  at trueclassic.com with code [BURR] Free shipping included on purchases over $100. Solo Stove: Use promo code BURR at solostove.com for an extra $10 off Simplisafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. SIMPLISAFE.com/burr

Bill rambles about tucked-in shirt people, music store employees, and book choices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 32:50  Throwback Episode: 33:00 - 01:44:58  9-15-22 Bill rambles about his new album, caning, and stuff crust pizza. Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 01:44:59 - end Thursday Afternoon Interlude Music:  Dent May - Home Groan Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1 Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE, my listeners can go to ZipRecruiter.com/BILL Helix: Get up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders. Go to HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. BetMGM.com/BURR

Bill rambles about the games, getting jumped on, and bringing water trucks to Mississippi. Limited Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/all?page=1

Bill rambles about San Francisco, pre-internet bands, and relating to other generations. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 29:40 Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: 29:41 - 1:19:05 Throwback 9-8-14: 1:19:06 - end Bill rambles about the Toronto Film Festival, NFL pre-game analysis and not letting chaos in your life. Policygenius: Head to www.Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about the heat, rich people living underground, and fighting the neighbor.

Bill rambles about aggressive robots, the wrong building, and S.U.V.'s. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Kula Shaker - Shower Your Love MeUndies: To get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to MeUndies.com/BURR Roman: Roman dot com slash BURR TODAY. If approved, you’ll get $10 off your first order. GetRoman.com/BURR

Bill rambles about professional gamblers, walking away muttering, and Hawaiian sports.

Bill rambles about Toronto, diagonal walkers, and Taxi Driver.

Bill rambles about his show at Fenway Park.

Bill rambles about questionable workouts, robbery, and hanging back easht.

Bill rambles about a consumer altercation, the population debate, and farmland.

Bill rambles about the news, the squeegees being back, and population numbers.

Bill rambles about a playground altercation, working in a kitchen, and reading the whole article.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sports, shopping, and airport travel.

Bill rambles about which finger to lose, suing a newspaper, and world evils.

Bill rambles about gym people, cult robes, and cult recruitment. 

Bill rambles about medical side effects, Red Rocks reactions, and plastics.

Bill rambles about the All-Star Game, 'ass-Hooters', and Home Depot.

Bill rambles about a medical procedure, the great gold robbery, and useless car features.

Bill rambles about accidentally cursing someone out, progressive metal, and getting rated a '4' by your wife.

Bill rambles about soothsaying, wet vacs, and baseball.

Bill rambles about tribal morons, kid's habits, and a reality show house.

Bill rambles about shows in Canada, his trip to France, and river life.

Bill rambles from his car about announcers, paving paradise, and eating his balls at the Comedy Store.

Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums. 

Bill rambles about Vermont, 'American Buffalo', and uniforms. Thursday Afternoon Interlude -  Mitch Murder - The Touch MasterClass:  Get unlimited access to EVERY MasterClass. As a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership!  Go to MASTER CLASS dot com slash BURR now

Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.

Bill quietly rambles about lard-ass social media losers, the dawn of 'club kids', and the Celtics.

Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.

Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.

Bill rambles about the NBA, gene edited hamsters, and Vicks vapor rub

Bill rambles about cookies, animal documentaries, and lunatics. HELIX is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders & two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr  

Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.

Bill rambles about his new tour dates, flannel, and social media apps. Thursday Afternoon Music Interlude:  Kula Shaker - Last Farewell Tour Dates: www.BillBurr.com/Tour

Bill rambles about Northern California, fasting, and home remedies.

Bill rambles about dented cars, reverse cameras, and playoffs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Feel Another Day -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlvSLIgmBg

Bill rambles about hockey, the Forum, and alliteration. 

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.

Bill rambles about performing at the Hollywood Bowl with Dave, Zoom calls, and super-hero movies.

Bill rambles about a medieval looking object, 'here to change the game', and donuts. Music Interlude:  CARRTOONS (feat. Nigel Hall) - Groceries

Bill rambles about Columbus, flying high speed through a canyon, and demisexuals.

Bill rambles about throwing out the first pitch, walking around Boston, and stretching.

Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.

Bill rambles about inflation, baseball, and parking.

Bill rambles about the Masters, souvenirs, and Turtle Wax. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com.  SoloStove:  Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 off at www.solostove.com SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR  

Bill rambles about dumb Presidents, the news, and parenting on one front.

Bill rambles about kayaking the English Channel, American made products, and double-neck guitars.

Bill rambles about restraint, garbage day, and college hoops. Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code BURR at bollandbranch.com. Solo Stove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 off

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Bill rambles about racing, filming, and food trucks. Masterclass: And as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership!  Go to MASTERCLASS.com/BURR  Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix.com/BURR.

Bill rambles about rich families, incorrect use of words, and evil nerds.

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Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at Indochino.com Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams.  Truebill is the new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions you don’t need, want, or simply forgot about.  On average, people save up to $720/ year with Truebill.  Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr.

Bill rambles about alarms, zoos, and cappuccinos. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership, plus a $10 off coupon.  Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code burr at checkout Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR

Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism.  MeUndies: 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/BURR.   Bespoke Post:  20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the codeBURR at checkout Roman: GetREoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.  AllBirds: Spring forward with the Allbirds Tree Dasher 2 running shoe. Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. 

Bill rambles about new drum songs, news, and good news.

Bill rambles about invasion, tourism, and drug robbery.

Bill rambles about America, boomer names, and his dream retirement home. Switch to sustainable products for every room in your home – from laundry care to hand soaps and more.  Grove Co. has you covered with safe formulas and refillable packaging that never compromise on performance.  Go to Gove.com.BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Shipping is fast and free.

Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories. MASTER CLASS: Get unlimited access to every MasterClass and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership!  Go to www.MASTERCLASS.com/BURR now. 

Bill rambles about being shamed, West Side Story, and being a gingered snowman. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $10 off.  Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Go to solostove.com Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/burr

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, elastic waistbands, and bank robberies.

Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia. SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR and get free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring.

Bill rambles about his show in Palm Springs, looks up 'NATO', and how to find a hot woman.

Bill rambles about counterfeits, Tom Brady, and reads the news. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership.

Bill rambles about snow, popular podcasts, and why the media starting a war with Russia. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/Burr MVMT: Shop 20% off today — with FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS — by going to MVMT.com/burr Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code BURR at checkout.

Bill rambles about horses in pharmacies, Meatloaf - my dude, and Louie Anderson. Mizzen + Main: Right now if you go to MizzenAndMain.com and use promo code BURR, you’ll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more.  Policy Genius: Head to www.PolicyGenius.com to get your free home & auto insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service.  www.Simplisafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators. Grove: Go to Grove.com/BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Headspace: Try HEADSPACE at Headspace.com/BURR,  and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library.  

 Bill rambles about Disney, not knowing, and thermals. Thursday Podcast 00:00 - 22:26 NFL Segment 22:27- 50:41 Throwback. 50:42 - end Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — www.ZipRecruiter.com.com/burr Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr Allbirds Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. 

Bill rambles about parental side effects, true crime, and Congress' stock trades.

Bill rambles about specialists, psilocybin, and Utah.  Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 34:08 Anything Better NFL Preview: 34:09 - 1:06:36 Throwback: 1:06:37 - end Music Interlude: Snakadaktal - Fall Underneath MeUndies: To get 25% off Matching Pairs, 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to: www.MeUndies.com/BURR Roman: Go to www.getroman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service. Visit SimpliSafe.com/burr.  

Bill rambles about his vacation, the Apple Watch, and the great Bob Saget. Butcher Box: For a limited time ButcherBox is offering new members a great deal for the New Year! Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR, and you’ll receive the Ultimate New Year’s Bundle in your first box. Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams. Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr. It could save you THOUSANDS a year. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts

Bill rambles about the glorified keg party at the Capitol, sleep, and transitioning.

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin. As Mentioned: Grocery Store Lobster as a Pet: https://youtu.be/9sI7WveN7vk Airplane Graveyard: https://youtu.be/nzZqWuwYZNk Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash burr

Bill rambles about Kenny G, old school teachers, and recycling.    

Bill rambles about Christmas gifts, airlines, and dog killing monkeys. As Mentioned:   Airlines Have Become Banks: https://youtu.be/ggUduBmvQ_4

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan which turns into a complete back and forth trashing. PART II Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code burr at Indochino.com. That’s $50 off a purchase of $399 or more at Indochino.com, promo code burr

Bill rambles with the great Jim Gaffigan about comedy styles, killing lobsters, and clown food.  Part 1 of 2. Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR Get an extra $10 off Holiday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR  

Bill rambles about Indianapolis, songs about Jane, and cold remedies. Music Interlude: Vels Trio - Ochre Pt. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYN_b5mWbI Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - 35:41 Anything Better NFL Preview:  35:42 - 1:05:24 'Why Are You Going to Indianapolis Bill': 1:05:25 - 1:24:57 Throwback 12-16-21: 1:24:58 - end Go to LIQUID DEATH.com/SLASH BURR to get free shipping on all water and merch. Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/MMP.

Bill rambles about cities, rounding up change, and paying for love.

Bill rambles about the return of the feral cats, things you can get away with in public, and evil numbers. Thursday Podcast: start - 36:23 Anything Better NFL Preview: 36:24 - 56:48 Throwback MMP 12-9-12:   56:49 - end Music Interlude: Sam Wilkes - Today Sam Wilkes Bandcamp Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com. www.getRoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment Get an extra $10 off Holiday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR 25% off ANYTHING you order when you get better hydration today using promo code BURR at LIQUID IV DOT COM

Bill rambles about being an adult, being a dictator, and whether or not a listener is being an asshole. as mentioned: Hidden In Plain Sight: https://mokan9997.medium.com/hidden-in-plain-sight-4761be7b8115 Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix Sleep.com/burr for up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. SIMPLISAFE.com/burr for 40% off your entire system Go to HelloFresh.com/BURR14 and use code BURR14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts  

Bill rambles about bad internet code, spritzing the tree, and shooting a home invader. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  start - 33:18 NFL Preview: 33:19 - 52:42 Throwback: 52:43 - end Music Interlude: Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's 115th Dream SimpliSafe’s Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR HEADSPACE.com/BURR  for a FREE ONE-MONTH TRIAL with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation  

Bill rambles about getting sneakers as a kid, his first move as dictator, and a dilemma.

Bill rambles about Fanny, running away from home, and F is for Family with drummer Alice De Buhr. Music Interlude: Fanny - Blind Alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3uwtegPEY Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 0- 42:55 NFL Week 12 Preview: 42:56 - 1:08:40 Throwback MMP 11-25-13:  1:08:39 - end Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR

Bill rambles about Vegas, puke, and TikTok.   HelixSleep.com for up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. Indochino.com promo code BURR  for $50 off a purchase of $399 or more and two free pillows. SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr for 50% off your entire system. Solo Stove: Extra $10 off Black Friday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR  

Bill rambles about F is For Family Season 5, sleeping in public, and polygamist ex-wives. Music Interlude: Night Moves - Fallacy Actually | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXLdTrQXzX4 Thursday Afternoon Podcast 0:00-38:23 NFL Week 11 BetMGM Preview 38:24 - 1:03:17 Throw Back Nov 11, 2013 - 1:03:17 - 2:19:49 Roman:  www.getRoman.com/BURR NOOM: Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/MMP  SIMPLISAFE.com/burr for 50% off your entire system Stamps.com | Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale Try Liquid Death, available in stores or go to www.liquiddeath.com  

Bill rambles about Detroit, the Bartnick story, and toenail painting.   ButcherBox.com/BURR to get FREE bacon and $20 off your first box Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash [BURR].  

Bill and Jason Newsted talk about aviation.

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Bill rambles about San Jose, 'Indians' vs 'Native Americans', and the south.

Bill rambles about Immoral Compass, a new show he produced with creator Tyler Falbo.

Bill rambles about the name 'Bill', climate capitalists, and loud cats.

Bill rambles about 'how easy men have it', the World Series, and old school cities.

Bill rambles about California rain, high profile gangsters, and Pope Pius XII. Limited Edition Halloween Edition Merch ➡ https://silkshopstores.com/anythingbettermerch/shop/home

Bill rambles about Cleo and the playoffs.

Bill rambles about the Rich Bitch Tour, Catholics during WWII, and pink month.

Bill rambles about stand up spots, 'mediocre white males', and week 6 picks. Tickets on-sale for upcoming tour > www.billburr.com/tour

Bill rambles about over celebrating, Mario Batali, and office mutiny.

Bill rambles about Presidential styles, White House comforts, and whittling.

Bill rambles about filming in Colorado, malts, and closing the curtains before sex.

Bill rambles about St Louis, daredevils, and a lonely roller coaster ride.

Bill rambles about sleep sacks, Sofi Stadium, and interrupting.

Bill rambles about gym showers, Live at MSG, and The Temptations.

Bill rambles about Red Rocks, super-sonic flights, and honeymoons.

Bill rambles about Kansas City, Norm Macdonald, and NFL week 2.

Bill rambles about Penn State, New York habits, and screaming at the top of his lungs.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about NFL Week 1 and interviews Sterling Harjo, creator of Reservation Dogs, a show that features ol' freckles on this week's episode.

Bill rambles about bagels, Law & Order, and college football.

Bill rambles about life advice, Vietnam, and spandex crimes.

Bill rambles about Florida, skateboarding, and Grandma law suits.

Bill rambles about flying solo, kids fighting back, and guns.

Bill rambles about getting 'the look', sharks vs. helicopters, and Australia.

Bill rambles with the One Man Thrillride about wrestling, depressing news, and shitty promoters.

Bill rambles about parenting with tablets, the French marathon runner, and Wendy's.

Bill rambles about the Wilbur show, Spider-man, and swimming in the ocean.

Bill rambles about fast foods, cyclists, and laughter bans.

Bill rambles about movie make-up, pile on teams, and bicycles.

Bill rambles about New England Chinese food, cat shit, and childhood snacks.

Bill rambles about the Olympics, black bean burgers, and skateboarding.

Bill rambles about Delta, world wars, and waffles.

Bill rambles about the Finals, catholic guilt, and Boston comedy.

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Bill rambles about binging, treasonous news outlets, and feral cats.

Bill rambles about the Mediterranean, bears, and a dream business.

Bill rambles about teams getting raked, the NYC subway, and drum vibes.

Bill rambles about Vegas, idiots who lack talent, and 'things that needed to be said'.

Bill rambles about zen, the housing market, and Van Halen.

Bill rambles about being a fatty, Formula 1, and abuse of power.

Bill rambles about playoffs, 'Sex and the City', and finishing things.

Bill rambles about rare 70's flicks, getting 'one upped', and more 'Things I Shouldn't Have Said'.

Bill rambles about the HABS, fat gingers and numbing your member.

Bill rambles about his birthday, college, and more 'Things I Should Have Said'.

Bill rambles about his birthday, a cameo from Sebastian Bach, and playoffs.

Bill rambles about kids parties, Boston Baked Beans, and 'Things I Should Have Said'.

Bill rambles about falcons in Jersey, bootlegs, and playoffs. 

Bill rambles about the Real Housewives, passive aggressiveness, and prenups.

Bill rambles with comedian and actor Jackie Flynn about the unhinged days of the Boston comedy scene.

Bill rambles about art, 70's flicks, and ketamine.

Bill rambles about global complexities, mayhem at restaurants, and the 80's attitude.

Bill rambles about going to the movies, 'mood drugs', and extreme politics.

Bill rambles about snapping, super stores, and self-checkout lines.

Bill rambles about an episode of Dateline, governments, and performative justice warriors.

Bill rambles about not watching the news, doing spots, and Hallmark cards.

Bill rambles about pool day, super death wobble, and Gen Z.

Bill rambles about breaking up, sponsorships, and checking out of society.

Bill rambles about magazine articles, flat earth logic, and shameless obesity.

Bill rambles about Buffalo, selling tickets and the Pope Of Greenwich Village

Bill rambles about his bird's eye view, cool names, and exhaling anger.

Bill rambles about shots, sports, and cooking.

Bill rambles about golf, automated calls, and 'fit privilege'.

Bill rambles with drummer Benny Greb about his new book 'Effective Practicing for Musicians“.  'Effective Practice for Musicians' is available only at www.bennygreb.com   produced by Andrew Themeles & All Things Comedy

Bill rambles about 'not deep, deep shit', dream cars, and religious freaks.

Bill rambles about hanging pictures, Urgent Care questions, and getting stitches.

Bill rambles about March, curfews, and fat people bragging.

Bill rambles about 'Down Under', mushroom revelations, and bunny dreams.

Bill rambles about vaccines, curfews, and chocolate malts.

Bill rambles with Dean Edwards about his new special, grudges, and uptown rooms.

Bill rambles about CEO's, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and vibe music.

Bill rambles in a British accent about royal relocation, getting fitted for a suit, and Australia & New Zealand.

Bill rambles about haunted houses, misinformation, and Tom Wilson hit.

Bill rambles about internet scams, Ben Franklin, and Buddha Bowls.

Bill rambles about yelling at TV menus, desert activities, and hospital photos.

Bill rambles about competing vaccines, hosts, and classic music recordings.

Bill rambles about Texas, train living, and cankles.

Bill rambles with with Wolf Van Halen about guitar lessons from his dad, the guy in the Dream Theater shirt, and making his new album.

Bill rambles about Valentine’s Day cards, long-winded recipes, and reads some angry emails.

Bill rambles about the vaccine, hockey, and landing on a helipad.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, invading countries, and following your dreams.

Bill rambles about unnecessary renovations, nukes, and expensive wine.

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Bill rambles about felony murder, the 'on' button, and fat angels.

Bill rambles about Dave Richardson, long winded people, and relationship red flags.

Bill rambles about insulation, speeches, and news insanity.

Bill rambles about playoffs, desserts, and disappearing.

Bill rambles about coming together, sports titles, and flying over LA.

Bill rambles about childhood clothes, hollow earth, and how to deal with a woke sister.

Bill rambles about current affairs, the Broad, and parking lot anxiety.

Bill rambles about conspiracies, wealth, and posting celebrity crush pictures.

Bill rambles about rain, home repairs, and ear care.

Bill rambles about technology, c**t neighbors, and salads.

Bill rambles about food shopping, bad information, and losing his shit building a bike.

Bill rambles about people flipping out, French films, and advice for an Asian dude.

Bill rambles about helicopters, food detox, and taking on too much excitement.

Bill rambles about ordering etiquette, crying, and tea shit talkers.

Bill rambles with Kevin Bacon about playing Boston cops, being a dad, and 'three on the tree'.

Bill rambles about learning French, Texas, and bad neighbors from around the world.

Bill rambles about double standards, Texas, and renting movies.

Bill rambles about losing his temper, lockdowns, and sleep sex.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about seasoning food, grilling, and his Grammy nomination.

Bill rambles live from the Troubadour about Quiet Riot, life in the Middle east, and more dumb questions for employees.Troubadour posters on sale Wednesday November 25 @10am at www.Troubadour.com

Bill rambles about hallucinogens, tinnitus, and taking the extra point.

Bill rambles about the Middle East, vaccination laws, and authentic Mexican food.

Bill rambles about Oklahoma, recounts, and Oreo cookies.

Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes.

Bill rambles about vote counting, hearsay, and shitty news.

Bill rambles about the election, voting third party, and dumb questions on the job.

Bill rambles about the Covid Dodgers, lame ducks, and the phone in his ears.

Bill rambles about the weekend games, a spree killer, and dumb lawyer questions.

Bill rambles about LA fires, MotoGP, and massage guns.

Bill rambles about his Sunday, U.S. foreign policy, and junk food moms.

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about his new movie 'The Opening Act', hiding from a Marine's wife, and open mic brawls.

Bill rambles about his week at Saturday Night Live, modern scams, and dumb questions at work.

Bill rambles about Eddie Van Halen, an old school bar gig, and Eddie Van Halen.

Bill rambles about animals, whore-wear, and NFL football.

Bill rambles about getting answers, physicist groupies, and bad information.

Bill rambles about getting heckled by comedy show neighbor, Connecticut, and flying physics.

Bill rambles about beach people, grand conspiracies, and buying land.

Bill rambles about Hollywood, political parties, and famous inventors.

Bill rambles about NFL football, parenting, and the LA fires.

Bill rambles about keyboards, Florida, and the Cobra Kai.

Bill rambles about psychos with power, media manipulation, and life in 'flyover' states'.

Bill rambles with Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano about NYC, childhood pressures, and not listening to other parents.

Bill rambles about Chicago, School House Rock, and avoiding violence.

Bill rambles about yoga pants, folding the tent, and being a fat bastard.

Bill rambles about Chappelle's camp in Ohio, the East India Trading Company, and funeral arrangements.

Bill rambles about modified mosquitos, stand-up in the woods, real karate.

Bill rambles about doing stand up over the weekend, 'Tread', and Russian medical school.

Bill rambles about Wayne Previdi, visibility, and classic stereo stores.

Bill rambles about sports, night animals, and canceling a girlfriend.

Bill rambles with KC Mathieu about growing a business, the science of paint, and Bill's defense of the Prius.

Bill rambles about Milwaukee, David Foster, and splitting the check.

Bill rambles about earthquakes, WWII, and Mario Batali' cookware.

Bill rambles about liberals co-opting Carlin, side-car racing, and the Navy.

Bill rambles about gift cards, high school, and being a douche.

Bill rambles about MOTOGP, young people, and pot roasts.

Bill rambles about baseball, silencers, and MotoGP.

Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, animal fights, and managing libidos.

Bill rambles about re-openings, ridiculous real estate shows, and his promise to the green bag.

Bill rambles about serial killers, the Stanford Band, and wokeness.

Bill rambles about getting out, the Troubadour, and football in July.

Bill rambles live at the Troubadour about astronauts, the Rogan mask clip, and how to tell a friend to fuck off.

Bill rambles about cruise ships, colleges, and running out of stuff to do.

Bill rambles about precocious kids, Kenny Rogers, and Jim Kiick.

Bill rambles about the weak dying off, sugar rushes, and literal glass houses.

Bill rambles about snitches, celebrity videos, and Wu-Tang Clan.

Bill rambles about being optimistic, CrossFit, and deflecting guilt.

Bill rambles about bicyclist assholes, doing your own electrical work, and the realities of banking.

Bill rambles about and Dad brain, boy bands, and Drew Brees-zuz.

Bill rambles about human behavior, Akasegawa Genpei, and controlling hormones.

Bill rambles with Pete Davidson and Ricky Velez about The King of Staten Island, 'Up', and basketball at Disney World.

Bill rambles about beach goers, Sharknado movies, and putting stuff to bed.

Bill rambles about meal prep, helmets, and contradicting stats.

Bill rambles about psychic abilities, small businesses, and the other hits.

Bill rambles about America the great, hit producers, and heroes.

Bill rambles about 'More Than Words', Plato, and the Queen's business.

Bill rambles with Aisha Alfa about playing competitive soccer, not voting, and her new album.www.AishaAlfa.com/album

Bill rambles about Joe six pack, Jordan docs, and talking about other people’s money.

Bill rambles about thanking the doctors, football cards, and Bill Laimbeer at the top of key.

Bill rambles about the passage of time, Jordan, and painters.

Bill rambles about Kiss, 'The Five Chinese Brothers', and painters.

Bill rambles with Al Jourgensen of Ministry about his new single, and a pop-in with Les Claypool.

Bill rambles about the dog shit diet, Drake, and that X on the floor.

Bill rambles about clutter, air rage, and vaccines.

Bill rambles about animal fights, price gouging, and the great indoors.

Bill rambles about peak week, long drives, and documentaries. 

Bill rambles about making your bed, armed drones, and a report from the kitchen.

Bill rambles about safe walks, oil, and forced quarantine by your family.

Bill rambles about the upside of a pandemic, the Cheesecake Factory, and the thigh master.

Bill rambles about coming together, shops for boats and helicopters, and celebrity crying videos.

Bill rambles about the big trade, Billy Connolly, and childhood fights, with the lovely Nia.

Bill rambles about humanity's true colors, 'sending the wrong message', and dome earth.

Bill rambles about panic, cancellations, and healthy conspiracies.

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about the upcomingmBon Scott birthday show, flat earth, and throwing shit out.

Bill rambles about playing in LA, politician salaries, and living off the land.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sneakers, flying, and food.

Bill rambles about pop psychology, conspiracies, and Bryant Gumble.

Bill rambles about flat-Earthers, Joel Olsteen, and dog training.