Fluffed Lines

Fluffed Lines

By Ryan Arnold & Jon Jackson

A podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and highly improbable scenarios in adult entertainment. Created by @ryanarnolduk + @jonners.

Episodes

10: The Wizard of Jizz

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines It’s the Series 2 grand finale! Join us for an extended episode as we follow Dorothy along the Yellow Prick Road as she goes in search of The Wizard of... Jizz
23/08/2039m 37s

9: Undercover Cop and the Sexbots

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Don’t mess with your boss first thing on a Monday, you really never know where you might come across an undercover officer and a brave rescue mission ends in delight!
16/08/2026m 10s

8: Gym Dispute and the Rehearsal

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Gyms are open again but still full of people with no manners. A horny student struggles with self-restraint and a religious father uncovers sacrilege during hymn rehearsal!
09/08/2022m 18s

7: The Jock Sniffer and Landlord Meltdown

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... The hopeless Landlord returns with another pathetic attempt to evict a tenant, why pants don't make a practical face mask and meeting your partner's parents should never be THIS awkward!
02/08/2019m 10s

6: The Mechanic and the Sorry Stamp Collector

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... That age old problem of needing work done on your car when you're short on cash and a stamp collector's worst nightmare comes true...
27/07/2022m 50s

5: New Neighbour and the Missed Flight

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A new arrival causes tension in the neighbourhood! It's also not always a bad thing to lose your boarding pass at security...
21/07/2021m 30s

4: Vacuum Wiener and The Prankster

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Some things you just shouldn't try with household appliances, it turns out people DO love a man in a mask and a simple prank goes very, very... right!
06/07/2019m 54s

3: Bathtub Lifeguard and a Bad Boss

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Stop! Make sure you take precautions in the bath and keep the number for HR handy if you work for a boss like this..
28/06/2011m 52s

2: Return of the Landlord and the New Job

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Our favourite landlord is back and in another spot of bother and this has to be THE worst start to a new job ever...
22/06/2017m 16s

1: COVID-19 and The Mattress Police

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... What were those rules again? Stay Alert, Control The Virus, Sleep With Your Step-Brother? There are dodgy consequences for flouting them either way! Oh yeah,  and don't mess around with the label on your new mattress...
15/06/2013m 34s

Season 2 - Trailer

We are back!! We know you've missed us and how could you not? Rubbish acting, crap storylines and cringeworthy scenarios - subscribe now so you hear the first episode on Monday 15th June!
10/06/203m 19s

9: The Christmas Special!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... The office Christmas party nearly ends in disaster when the boss turns out to be a Scrooge. Santa comes down the wrong chimney and sometimes you don’t have to spend a fortune to give someone a big package..
24/12/1933m 43s

8: Jurassic Wood & The Nun and The Non

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... It turns out the dinosaurs were a lot more tame than we first thought and here's one way to make a family reunion extremely awkward...
19/12/1925m 17s

7: Sugar Daddy Fraud & Truth or Dick™

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... This time we hear a foolproof way to get a free Playstation and here's a game you probably won't be playing at your friend's next house party...
21/11/1926m 34s

6: The Halloween Special!

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Trick or Treat with a twist, the clown from IT tries to turn you on and there really is one thing you should never put in a pumpkin!
31/10/1924m 24s

5: The Legend of Zildo and Dodgy Nurses

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A horny hero like no other saves the day and some nurses have an usual method of treating patients!
25/10/1921m 47s

4: Bad Landlords and Big Sausage Pizza

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Another tenant gets an unexpected visit from a creepy landlord and what better way to meet your partner's family than cooking them a 'special' meal...
18/10/1915m 51s

3: The Horny Monster and Lemon Tree Whores

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... An 18 year-old's birthday takes a fruity turn when his inner Horny Monster reveals himself and those notorious Lemon Tree Whores turn up to cause trouble!
03/10/1917m 34s

2: Landlords and Bad Parenting

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A landlord gets more than he bargained for and a dad goes away leaving his step son with new wife... what could possibly go wrong?!
19/09/1920m 43s

1: Cops and Siblings

Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A police raid you probably didn't hear about on the news, and a bit of sibling rivalry... all on this episode of Fluffed Lines!
05/09/1917m 34s

Season 1 Trailer

A podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and highly improbable scenarios in adult entertainment. Created by @ryanarnolduk (https://twitter.com/ryanarnolduk) + @jonners (https://twitter.com/jonners) .
14/08/195m 28s
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