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Fluffed Lines

A very unsexy podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and storylines in adult movies. Created by @ryanarnolduk + @jonners.

Ryan Arnold & Jon Jackson

Happy Holidays it’s that time again! Forget laughter... we’re sure there will be tiers of actual cringe after Santa gets found out, a family photo goes wrong and The Grinch turns up to ruin Christmas!


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S2 Ep12: Season 2 - Christmas Special!

Prepare yourself! This Halloween we join the Scooby-Doo gang on an adventure that we must have missed on TV...

S2 Ep11: Season 2 - Halloween Special!

The Fluffed Lines Halloween Special comes out this Wednesday 28th October! Here's a little teaser to put the willies up you..

S2: Season 2 Halloween Special Teaser

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It’s the Series 2 grand finale! Join us for an extended episode as we follow Dorothy along the Yellow Prick Road as she goes in search of The Wizard of... Jizz

S2 Ep10: The Wizard of Jizz

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In this episode...
Don’t mess with your boss first thing on a Monday, you really never know where you might come across an undercover officer and a brave rescue mission ends in delight!

S2 Ep9: Undercover Cop and the Sexbots

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In this episode...
Gyms are open again but still full of people with no manners. A horny student struggles with self-restraint and a religious father uncovers sacrilege during hymn rehearsal!

S2 Ep8: Gym Dispute and the Rehearsal

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In this episode...
The hopeless Landlord returns with another pathetic attempt to evict a tenant, why pants don't make a practical face mask and meeting your partner's parents should never be THIS awkward!

S2 Ep7: The Jock Sniffer and Landlord Meltdown

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In this episode...
That age old problem of needing work done on your car when you're short on cash and a stamp collector's worst nightmare comes true...

S2 Ep6: The Mechanic and the Sorry Stamp Collector


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In this episode...
A new arrival causes tension in the neighbourhood! It's also not always a bad thing to lose your boarding pass at security...

S2 Ep5: New Neighbour and the Missed Flight

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In this episode...
Some things you just shouldn't try with household appliances, it turns out people DO love a man in a mask and a simple prank goes very, very... right!

S2 Ep4: Vacuum Wiener and The Prankster

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In this episode...
Stop! Make sure you take precautions in the bath and keep the number for HR handy if you work for a boss like this..



S2 Ep3: Bathtub Lifeguard and a Bad Boss

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In this episode...
Our favourite landlord is back and in another spot of bother and this has to be THE worst start to a new job ever...

S2 Ep2: Return of the Landlord and the New Job

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In this episode...
What were those rules again? Stay Alert, Control The Virus, Sleep With Your Step-Brother? There are dodgy consequences for flouting them either way! Oh yeah,  and don't mess around with the label on your new mattress...

S2 Ep1: COVID-19 and The Mattress Police

We are back!! We know you've missed us and how could you not? Rubbish acting, crap storylines and cringeworthy scenarios - subscribe now so you hear the first episode on Monday 15th June!

S2: Season 2 - Trailer

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In this episode...
The office Christmas party nearly ends in disaster when the boss turns out to be a Scrooge. Santa comes down the wrong chimney and sometimes you don’t have to spend a fortune to give someone a big package..

S1 Ep9: The Christmas Special!

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In this episode...
It turns out the dinosaurs were a lot more tame than we first thought and here's one way to make a family reunion extremely awkward...

S1 Ep8: Jurassic Wood & The Nun and The Non

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This time we hear a foolproof way to get a free Playstation and here's a game you probably won't be playing at your friend's next house party...

S1 Ep7: Sugar Daddy Fraud & Truth or Dick™

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In this episode...
Trick or Treat with a twist, the clown from IT tries to turn you on and there really is one thing you should never put in a pumpkin!

S1 Ep6: The Halloween Special!

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A horny hero like no other saves the day and some nurses have an usual method of treating patients!

S1 Ep5: The Legend of Zildo and Dodgy Nurses

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In this episode...
Another tenant gets an unexpected visit from a creepy landlord and what better way to meet your partner's family than cooking them a 'special' meal...

S1 Ep4: Bad Landlords and Big Sausage Pizza

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An 18 year-old's birthday takes a fruity turn when his inner Horny Monster reveals himself and those notorious Lemon Tree Whores turn up to cause trouble!

S1 Ep3: The Horny Monster and Lemon Tree Whores

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In this episode...
A landlord gets more than he bargained for and a dad goes away leaving his step son with new wife... what could possibly go wrong?!

S1 Ep2: Landlords and Bad Parenting

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A police raid you probably didn't hear about on the news, and a bit of sibling rivalry... all on this episode of Fluffed Lines!

S1 Ep1: Cops and Siblings

A podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and highly improbable scenarios in adult entertainment. Created by @ryanarnolduk + @jonners.