Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost

Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost

By Hat Trick Podcasts

Martin Bain-Jones (Alexander Armstrong) and Craig Children (Ben Miller) - old colleagues and expert cultural commentators - get together again to discuss the current cultural scene.


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Episodes

S3 Ep. 10 Shuddupeyerface

Ahoy there!In the final cultural round-up of the series, Martin and Craig discuss geriatric skateboarders, the Eurovision Song Contest, Banksy's copyright battles and the differences in how Kevin Spacey and Aziz Ansari have approached their comebacks from being 'cancelled'...Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/05/2133m 22s

S3 Ep. 9 The Artist's Sandwich

Ahoy there! In this week's surf down the sandy dunes of culture, Martin & Craig discuss the return of Marilyn Monroe's 26-foot-tall statue in Palm Springs, take listeners through Paul McCartney's 'eye yoga' routine and give their opinions on the Shrek franchise...Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/05/2136m 24s

S3 Ep. 8 Rent-A-Timeghost

Ahoy there! In this week's cultural round-up, expect Coldplay in space, Hockney in France, the BRITs live at the 02 and Timeghost in your ears. Finally too, updates on Catamaran and the mangetout harvest to boot.Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/05/2131m 30s

S3 Ep. 7 Dog Shaped Lightbulb

Ahoy there!It's obligatory talk about Star Wars week, May the 4th be with you and all that cantina jazz. Then it's from the red sands of Tattooine to the newly booze soaked sands of Dubai as we discuss Oktoberfest’s new desert home. Also Craig and Martin analyse George W. Bush's art exhibition and ask whether right wing art is among us or out of this world? And finally, will forty thousand pound beach huts lead to Martin's dream of a Waitrose by the sea?Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/05/2143m 20s

S3 Ep. 6 Close, but no Seagal

Ahoy there! Some prime cuts of cultural beef on the menu today; Craig and Martin discuss whether you can culturally appropriate food, the lockdown Oscars and what’s that scent in the air? Ah it’s the whiff of Elon Musk again as the boys discuss his forthcoming appearance on Saturday Night live. Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/04/2140m 43s

S3 Ep. 5 Tits and Dragons

Ahoy there! There's a veritable smorgasbord of culture in store today; the pomp and tradition of a royal funeral, the launch of some horrifically awe-inspiring TV anniversary merch and lastly the enormous hoo-hah that is the football Superleague - a subject which these two know extremely little about but are extremely happy to discuss. Let the football chants commence!Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/04/2141m 6s

S3 Ep 4 Functional Y-Fronts

On the cultural agenda this week, naming new political parties, where did all the bands go? And someone finally, at long last, has written a book about Bob Dylan.Oh and Craig poses in his plus fours ...Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick PodcastFollow us @timeghostpod on instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/2133m 25s

S3 Ep.3 Titian Downstairs

Craig has acquired brand partnership, but is struggling with his morals, Daisy has started a Pre-Raphelite sisterhood in Downhill.On the cultural agenda this week, Beeple's NFTs, the BBC moving to the regions (again) and the silky sounds of silk sonic.Martin's even heard of one of them...Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick PodcastFollow us @timeghostpod on instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/03/2127m 46s

S3 Ep. 2 Interdental Brushes

Craig has decided he's going to be an influencer, so explains the system to Martin.On the cultural agenda this week, Deep Fake Tom Cruise, MC Hammer on Clubhouse and a smidge of Nabokov.A trio you'll truly get nowhere else...Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick PodcastFollow us @timeghostpod on instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/03/2129m 58s

S3 Ep. 1 Infidelity Firebreak

Martin and Craig are BACK to chew the cultural fat once more. This week, secret messages from Edward Munch, the kinks of Armie Hammer, and the marital rationale of Kelsey Grammar.Contains some bad language - our apologies...Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick PodcastFollow us on Instagram @timeghostpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/03/2132m 53s

Timeghost Archive Episode 13

In the last of the archive series, method acting gets a kicking, as well as a young musician's guide to the cabinet - Peter Mandelson as a bassoon anyone?First published on The Times Website in 2008Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/02/2120m 43s

Timeghost Archive Episode 12

Martin's dealing with an important archeological find under his new gates so Craig once again brings us an episode from the archives.This week, Guy and Madonna's divorce, and Craig tries to convince Martin he might have actually gone to see a musical.This episode first aired on The Times website in 2008Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/02/2129m 53s

Timeghost Archive Episode 11

Once more to the archive, but Craig has some sad news...In a bid however to steer the conversation towards culture once again, Martin examines Ringo Starr's work ethic, and the hurdles faced by celebrity divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.Armstrong and Miller Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast.This episode first published on the Times website in 2008. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/01/2129m 28s

Timeghost Archive Episode 10

Martin's life partner Daisy Stern joins the chat to talk about her blog this week, despite Martin's continued efforts to steer the talk back to culture...Listeners, and especially Martin himself, should be warned this episode does contain sexual references.Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick PodcastThis episode first published on The Times website in 2008 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/01/2124m 48s

Timeghost Archive Episode 9

Martin's still caught up with his gates... so Craig is valiantly pressing on with another pick from the archives. This week, considering this week's news of a reboot, a timely selection as our duo critique of one of Candace Bushnell's previous books, as well as a measured (for them) discussion on the merits of the Turner prize. First broadcast on the Times website in 2009.Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/01/2123m 11s

Timeghost Archive Episode 8

Martin digs deep into Craig's personal life in this archive ep, much to Craig's consternation.Otherwise nostalgia is on the menu with the reboot of the Krypton Factor in the news, as well as finding out who came up with the 5-a-day requirement, and indeed why the same doesn't apply to the alcohol guidelines...Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick PodcastThis episode first released via the Times Online in 2008. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/01/2121m 56s

Timeghost Archive Episode 7

Another gem as the 'lads' discuss their absolute affinity with the beautiful game - or at least how they manage to survive a conversation with a taxi driver when the subject comes up. Also, the shock tactics of the Chapman Brothers and the very modern set up of Martin's household.Armstrong and Miller Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast.This episode first aired on The Times website in 2008 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/12/2023m 7s

Timeghost Archive Episode 6

Martin's gates somehow just aren't finished. So Craig introduces another gem from the archives.In this week Bristol launched a poetry festival, they discuss the pronunciation and reputation of Ralph Vaughan Williams, and the pair get uncharacteristically philosophical about science.Armstrong and Miller Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast.This episode first aired on The Times website in 2008 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/12/2021m 37s

Timeghost Archive Episode 5

Martin's still having problems with his new gates, so Craig introduces another gem from the archives. Max Moseley on trial this week, the retirement plans of Nick Ross and how posh is your surname. Martin's you see, is quite, quite posh....Armstrong and Miller Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast.This episode first aired on The Times website in 2008 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/12/2017m 12s

Timeghost Archive Episode 4

Delving into the archives again for a discussion on how children's television can terrify you well into adulthood, the delights of Damon Albarn's opera,the financial status of Madonna as told by her brother, who is not at all bitter about his lot in life. Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast. This episode first aired on The Times website in 2008. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/12/2019m 59s

Timeghost Archive Episode 3

From the archives: Recorded during the heady days of the credit crunch in 2008, Martin and Craig discuss the best use for a customer helpline and why organic capitalism isn't to their tastes. There's also more about Martin's wife Daisy; both her blog and her creatively named children.First released on the Times website in 2008. Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/12/2021m 6s

Timeghost Archive Episode 2

Another dip into the Timeghost archive this week, with an episode first released on The Times website in 2008. In this nostalgia fest; Martin inherits, the gents discuss the relative merits of festivals, and we hear for the first time - and in great detail - about Craig's poorly cat.Armstrong and Miller Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/11/2018m 33s

Timeghost Archive Episode 1

With Martin unavoidably occupied, we dip into the archive this week with the first Timeghost from 2008 (first released on The Times website in 2008) where Craig and Martin ponder Heath Ledger's performance in the Dark Knight and how it's so nice to see Toby Young doing so well.Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/11/2021m 25s

Craig adrift!

Craig is adrift this week after a message from Martin and so is taking an executive decision - with important news for next week.Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/11/205m 57s

S2 Ep 7. Sourdough Rock

A music special this week as Craig and Martin not only reminisce about their previous jobs at the very cutting edge of music journalism but also take on the weighty issues of K-Pop and U2's diverse investment plans. Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/11/2032m 11s

S2 Ep 6. Day-Lewis Gets A Shoeing

Your weekly cultural round up - in which the brouhaha over the casting of Gal Gadot as Cleopatra is discussed, Craig gets excited about the release of Matthew McConaughey’s colourful memoir and Martin presents his peerless precis of Rebecca, with virtually zero correct plot points.Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/10/2048m 50s

S2 Ep 5. Late To The Party

Feeling culturally left behind? Let Martin and Craig catch you up with everything they also missed first time round. Included in this edit; Schitt's Creek, the multi million selling Jack Reacher books and how getting a good perspective for a documentary these days is quite a tricky dilemma. Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/10/2033m 25s

S2 Ep 4. The High Lowbrow

Join our two expert cultural commentators for a thorough rub down after a dip in the cultural pond. This week; why everyone is hating themselves for loving 'Emily In Paris', whether erotic drawings may actually be just a highbrow way to get your jollies and the brilliant honesty of Tom Hollander.Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/10/2028m 7s

S2 Ep 3. Mother Theresa's Phlegm

Time for more culture fun as Martin and Craig discuss why the art world is both celebrating and commiserating this week, as well as why Oat Milk is the future and actors who turn to politics are hopefully not. Armstrong and Miller: Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/10/2028m 36s

S2 Ep 2. A Kick In The Mantels

Martin Bain-Jones (Armstrong) and Craig Children (Miller) join together once again to give their commentary on the past week’s cultural events; Matt Lucas as Boris on Bake Off, the inventor of the Facebook LIKE button and the perils of mispronunciation. Meanwhile, Martin has been stoically supporting the arts with a socially distanced visit to a performance poetry event and Craig’s cat Catamaran takes a turn (with assistance of course). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/09/2029m 55s

S2 Ep 1. Together Again! (but definitely 2m apart)

After their summer hiatus, Martin Bain-Jones (Armstrong) and Craig Children (Miller) - cultural commentators par excellence - are back! After a catch up about Craig's exciting new job (no spoilers please) and the finale of Martin's mangetout harvest, it's time to crack on with the culture! On the menu this week; Tiger King's Carole Baskin and her ex husband's family taking a joint stake in US primetime, Sasha Swire's tell all political memoir and the boys share their deep if newfound love for national treasure Peter Crouch. Also there's news as ever about Craig's hairless cat, Catamaran.Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/09/2030m 43s

14. Mystery Henge Party

In the last episode of the current series, with Martin at the end of harvest and Craig still on cat nursing duties, our duo valiantly tackle the mysteries of Van Gogh’s final hours, the creation of Stonehenge, awful royal portraiture and whether or not life can exist on Mars. Dehoy for now!Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/08/2029m 56s

13. Person, Woman, Man, Ahoy!

While Taylor Swift’s latest offering is being used to rally the pickers on Martin’s mange tout farm, Craig is once again in lock down due to track and trace and his wanton need for fresh milk. Meanwhile Donald Trump’s memory skills are examined and there’s rough-justice-vigilante-cyclist-action that may disturb listeners of a sensitive nature.Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/07/2026m 27s

12. Cashier Number 3 please...

How artists can truly capture a national mood is one of the red hot subjects on the table today, as well as the presidential power being used to shift beans. There’s some news finally on the state of the mange-tout harvest at Downhill from Martin, and a status report from Craig on the continuing recovery of Catamaran. Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/07/2029m 44s

11. The Awokening

Injury and illness this week as Martin recovers from a show of solidarity and Catamaran takes a turn for the worst. There’s a very, very careful discussion of cancel culture, a pitch for why Hamilton may be considered a bargain acquisition for Disney plus and finally why Kanye’s bid for president may, in the current political climate, seem like actually quite a sensible solution. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/07/2025m 4s

10. Repatriated!

Rejoice, as Craig is back on home soil, reunited with his beloved Catamaran and more importantly, excellent wifi.On the agenda - the merits of incomprehensible sci-fi as TV series ‘DEVS’ is discussed, how Times Radio is shaping up, and the most notable thing Kanye West has done this week* (*at time of recording).Armstrong and Miller:Timeghost is a Hat Trick Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/07/2024m 34s

9. Iffy Filth

As we all look to catch up on the series we think we ought to have watched by now, Craig explains to Martin the evergreen allure of a wayward police officer. The perils of restoration in the art world are dissected and why an artfully staged photograph can speak volumes, although perhaps not in the way it was intended. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/07/2024m 50s

8. Silky Cuts

A discussion on the legacy of the artist Christo this week, while Martin has, much to his own surprise, done his research on the Poet Laureate’s latest offering and finally, what does constitute an acceptable murder on television? As Craig worries about his impending lock down hotel bill, there’s an update from Martin on the mange-tout harvest and the tipple which will fuel it.Armstrong and Miller present TIMEGHOST a Hat Trick Podcast. Written and created by Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/06/2024m 53s

7. Soft Rock Conspiracy

Martin and Craig bemoan the lack of summer festivals, explore a plethora of musical conspiracy theories and weigh in on the judgement of Tony Hadley. Keith Mound meanwhile, has left the building. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/06/2024m 52s

6. West Wing to Right Wing

The enduring appeal of the box set this week, celebrities learning new skills and Matt Damon assimilating with the locals during lockdown. Meanwhile Craig gets tested on his knowledge of President Bartlett’s tenure while Martin is finding help close to home for his mange tout harvest.Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller star in Timeghost. A Hat Trick Podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/06/2021m 45s

5. Collars & Cuffs

After comparing coiffure tips and musing on Keith’s ‘road less travelled’, our experts discuss Banksy’s latest offering, Tom Cruise and Elon Musk’s upcoming joint venture and how they both, miraculously, made it unscathed out of the 1990’s.Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller feature in Timeghost. A Hat Trick Podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/06/2026m 3s

4. Toothpaste & Dettol

Martin and Craig discuss their fantasy league of museum curators, dig deep into the psychology of a smuggling ring and muse on what life may be like after lockdown. There’s also more on the legend that is Keith Mound and at last, news about Craig's cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/05/2023m 34s

3. Banana Daiquiri

This week a James Bond special – even if Martin hasn’t necessarily seen all of the JB canon at time of recording, that won’t stop him and Craig discussing the phenomenon that is 007 and the eagerly awaited new release.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/05/2024m 28s

2. Guilty Bishop

Craig and Martin explore a website providing access to your favourite celebs this week as well as discussing what an intimacy coach does and the universal allure of Joe Wicks.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/05/2021m 23s

1. Biological Firewall

The old colleagues re-unite. Martin at his country estate and Craig on lockdown in Algiers. On the agenda this week, music stars broadcasting from their own homes, Tiger King and Hilary Mantel.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/05/2021m 52s

Ahoy there!

They may not have read the book, watched the film or even heard of the artist in question, but Martin Bain-Jones and Craig Children will always have an opinion to share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/05/201m 44s
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