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On the show this week Matt and Jon discuss:England getting knocked out of the World Cup What Steve Coogan did for the national team  Why this is Thomas Tuchel’s Hartlepool by-election Jon goes topless AGAIN and there’s advice about how to survive the heat with tea towel SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 27:  "This is Tuchel’s Hartlepool By-Election" & Top TV Totty Pods Nude

On the show this week Jon Richardson, Matt Forde and The Landlord discuss: The Aftermath of England v Mexico and how we all watched it. Why Jon reminds Matt of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers Matt was at No.10 and got a GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE We pick up on who is fitter than Andy Burnham. What do woman want? listeners tell us. Why Jon looks great in masculine settings. Why Matt was a “f-ing disgrace” There's maybe the greatest Animal, Weapon, Location EVER Why Jon doesn’t like to know what commentators look like. We catch up with the goings on at Forest, Spurs and Leeds. And Jon has his armpits hairdryed.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 26: “Is It OK to Podcast Topless?” & “I Would Love To Be A Helicopter Gunman”

This week Matt and Jon discuss:Why the World Cup might as well be in space. Is Andy Burnham fit? Why Cape Verdi has an inclusive culture The heat. Why being a Gobshite is great. Steve Clarke’s resignation and Scotland’s World Cup And Jon’s made a terrible mistake for the upcoming England game v Congo.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 25: Dripping Gooch and Nana’s Backroom.

On the show this week…We talk World Cup and why it’s like a relationship, Jon finds out that there’s in fact THREE Opening Ceremony’s and Matt admires “the athleticism of these fine young men.”Elsewhere Jon feels a little bit sick today and does a live spin, again we ask - “What IS this podcast?” and is it like “grabbing a bag of crisps” and we discuss the social currency of spitting as a schoolboy. Plus we play the game - ‘What Jon is doing this evening?’ find out why Matt thinks the water break is great and doesn’t care about The GOAT. AND  someone is at that door… SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SERIES 3 EP 24: “You’ve Got No Respect For Nutkin’s”

On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss:If we all die now - what’s the weirdest thing people will find?Matt’s bought a new comb. Jon’s finally put his Christmas tree away. Matt asks: “Stop Farming My Mum Out!”The Postman delivers a parcel half way through the show Jon gets angry about his quote in Matt’s book. A listener emails in a eulogy for Matt And Jon meets Noel WheelanSIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…”

On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss:Southampton Spy Gate.  Have you ever spied on someone? The Algorithm. What accent would Matt want. Mat’s recent nightmare What would Matt would say at Jon’s funeral And we want the listeners to send in eulogies for all of us. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 22: "What If I Roasted Your Cold Corpse?" & "Have You Ever Spied On Someone?"

On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:Tottenham v Leeds - “Hey, This Game’s PG” Forest v Leeds joining “the safe club”Jon destroys one of the classics Matt reports back from a gluttonous trip to Paris like a 70’s comic. Landlord Danny is about to travel near the Hantavirus Listeners email in about the dates of WW1 and WW2 Why going to the football with Noel Gallagher would spoil the game We discuss two bits of celebrity gossip. AND It transpires that we owe a listener a Frey Bentos pie. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SEVEN EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum”

This week...Matt shows us his vocal warm up, tells us of his gym routine and he’s also a bit aggy from a night out. Jon regales us about his depressing Wembley day out with Leeds. And Landlord Danny 'Scats'Plus 5 yr old Lee Anderson revisits the Dog. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 20: "I do ALL the Muscle Machines”

On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:The delay to the podcast - “because of like reasons” Why Miles Jupp might want to kill Matt Forde. The Relegation battle and will the World get its wish?  Why Arsenal losing the title is good for the comedy industry What happened when protestors interrupted a Matt Forde Political Party gig this week AND Is it a good idea to drink through? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged”

Matt and The Landlord report back from Spurs v Forest Jon goes to the Cup Final There's ALOT of impression from.... Jon.There’s a soup recipe requested by a listener Find out why Xavi’s face means Jon wants Spurs to go down. TakeshiCastlegate rumbles onJon and Matt discuss their Turbo drinking in the past And... Scooby Do. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…”

On the show this week: Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury.Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase? Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast.There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’How do you pronounce Takeshi’s Castle? A listener emails in about Matt’s chest hair. Matt and Jon celebrate their 21st anniversary by buying presents for each other. and Matt’s best ever comeback (that he can’t remember) SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut”

This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week.WW3The Relegation Scrap Ryan Yates’ sausage dog. 5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine Improv. Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4.There’s a beautiful email from a listener we debate: What’s the best Apple? And Matt writes a song for collagen. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off

This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt Forde’s ‘Showbiz anecdotes’ A big week for Forest and Spurs Carmex v Vaseline There’s an EXCLUSIVE on the pod. Jon brings a Jason Snackateer AND impersonates a Rolls Royce bonnet mascot but visually and on an audio podcast There’s a Hot Take on Valentines Day and find out what gives Matt 'The Ick' SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut”

his week Jon & Matt discuss: Jon tells us about hanging out with some OAPs whilst giving blood Matt goes ‘chocolate crazy’Jon’s been “working hard or hardly working”Leeds’ victory over Forest A listener emails in with a logo for ‘Sp*nk Me’ Jon’s daughter continues her text tirade against Matt. Jon thinks Matt has spent too long doing daytime promo Matt uses the phrase ‘Flow State’ at least THREE times Find out why Jon won’t take his daughter to Leeds United And they discuss why this podcast is the truest version of themselves. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself”

This week Jon, Matt & The Landlord discuss:The Down The Dog Relegation battle, why Jon can’t promo the show on the radio, Matt interviews the PM and there’s some very funny messages from listenerS.Plus Jon shares some beauty tips and we pitch two new TV shows in what might be our rudest segment of the podcast yet.SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game”

WE'RE BACK (AGAIN!) and this week we discuss: A candle up the arse. Why does Matt sound so F*cked? Well it’s because of A Chinese, Some Cheese, lots of Whisky & Wine AND a pizza. There’s some surprising revelations about Dr. Oetker Matt & Jon have both been to the seasideFind out what the boy’s weird instagram algorithms are.  Jon bemoans transcripts and the Landlord has a problem at the airport SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys”

On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good? Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute after Jon was late. There’s a visit from 5-Yr Old Sean Dyche and we hear what Jon’s been saying at the school gate.Plus… There’s a return from a podcast favourite from old who’ll “read your emails and your tweets” A listener asked if Jon has been inspired by Dan Farke? and find out how both Matt & Jon like to spend New Year. And we ask… What’s your favourite thing to suck? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND SIX EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 17  EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once

On the podcast this week... Jon has the audacity to wear a yellow jumper, Matt & Jon tell us how their Palladium gig went and we discuss Chimping.Elsewhere we 'learn' why they take the lid off of your bottle at events, there’s an incredible 'animal, weapon location' and we discuss  pre Christmas jizzmas. Also there's a patriotic return for Matt’s perineum, we ask 'why aren’t there more toothpaste flavours?' and Matt gets scolded for his impression of a hoover.Finally Jon shows us his new Christmas jumper and Matt impersonates his mum getting a phone call off of Jon. Plus there's the worst start to any anecdote we’ve had on the podcast… SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This"

WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday. Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old Donald Trump. Also…. A listener emails in to say why Matt ruined his play, find out why Jon’s Daughter should have “Offspring controls” and Jon reveals why he’s still hurting two and a half years after the The Landlord’s wedding.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS

On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Forest appointing Dychey with Woaney & Stoney.  Elsewhere we touch upon some genuine text exchanges between Matt & Jon, we talk about some potential replacements for Matt on the Pod and there’s some fun Paddington updates. Plus there’s a weird meet up between Trump, A 5-Yr-Old Lee Anderson and Rich Stu and we discuss the post sedative video. We will be back as soon as Matt is well enough to return. We’ll miss ya! x SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag”

On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house. Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ John AND Matt’s in a ‘funny’ mood. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us again but this time as a 5-yr-old and Matt & Jon discuss their England night out at Wembley. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington”

On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road. Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another ‘incident’ in the pub. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us as a 4- yr- old and Jon has a weird dream about darts player Luke Humphries. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMNext Diary Episode out next week. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”

Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL” On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be able to beat ‘Big John’ at Padel? Elsewhere we discuss Matt’s ‘two week stag’ which included a trip to Seville to watch Forest, another night of Oasis at Wembley and interviewing Rachel Reeves at the Labour Party Conference. AND we revisit some old features including: Rich Stu & ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ AND THERE'S A NEW ONE called ‘Matt Forde’s Impressions Time Machine’PLUS we discuss Jon’s birthday and a listener calls hin out for being a fake vegan. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be”

On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what incredible thing he was doing last week that we had to bleep on the previous show AND find out why Matt is learning some Down The Dog catchphrases in Spanish. Also we discuss Leeds and Forests’ recent  fortunes. Please send us more theme tunes and stings! SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”

On the Podcast this week:Matt’s been to Los Angeles and reacts to Big Ange’s appointment at Forest.Whilst Jon is up to something very exciting which has to be CENSORED, buys a pub for a TV series AND meets Joe Root. Elsewhere we discuss the thing about PR, Matt’s Australian accent gets a bashing by a listener and Ben’s back in touch with some merch ideas and an update on the distribution for The Pump & Dump 3000. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 3: As One Big Ange Leaves The Government Another Arrives At Forest

On this week’s episode Jon & Matt discuss Mark Pougatch, exercising with drink ‘up ya,’ the green Newcastle shirt and we ask: who are the bad boys these days?  Elsewhere Jon visits Fordy in Edinburgh, Matt thinks Jamie Carragher is fit and we discuss at least 4 Matts. Plus we discuss one of the greatest Youtube clips, the afterlife, Matt joining Instagram and whilst we record Nottingham Forest European draw is happening LIVE.   SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND THREE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP 2: “Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Climb Up Me Like A Koala”

On the podcast this week we discuss Jon being called “F*cking Roberto Carlos” (despite being hungover) as he tells us about playing football after a pub crawl. Elsewhere we talk about - the new hit single: Recycling Loopy, Liam Gallagher slagging off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and why Matt thinks Jon is sounding increasingly more right-wing these days. Plus a listener emails in with a pitch for The Stoma fucker: Pump & Dump 3000.  Also Bridge + Tram. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND TWO EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3 EP1: The Pump & Dump 3000

On the podcast this week... we discuss Morgan Gibbs White’s hostage video, Football being F*cked AND why Tyson Fury needs to fight for Morecambe FC.Elsewhere Jon’s VERY angry this week and reports someone to the Advertising Standards Authority. Guess what? There’s more Oasis chat and more is revealed about the Hawk Tuah girl.  Plus we have so many emails from abroad, a listener pitches us a Stoma Fleshlight and… Switzerland. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND TWO EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 35: “OOOH YOU SALTY COW” & “PUMP AND DUMP”

On the podcast this week we discuss The Coldplay Couple, The Hawk Tuah Girl, and we have our weekly Oasis chat. Elsewhere there’s been some developments in Jon & Matt’s Uber ratings, we discuss why Jon doesn’t have the same reaction to music as his mates… and Matt & Jon discuss what masterstroke they installed in their house in their old flat.Plus…. W*nking to classical music, British Memes and “you’ve got some thick mates” SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 14 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMPLUS WE'VE JUST LAUNCHED SERIES 2 OF JON'S DIARIES - 1998. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) & Instagram: downtdogShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 34: “Playing With Imaginary Worms” & “Drumming With His Gob.”

Find out why Matt could be called “Mr Glastonbury,” there’s more Oasis chat as Jack Grealish reports from Heaton Park, Jon makes an overnight pilgrimage to a pub near his house but has an eggy pint & Tony Blair turns up at the Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Britney Spears & Pizza Express and England’s win on Penalties over Sweden  Jon wishes Marcelo Bielsa a very happy birthday (and his buttocks) and we say #FREEMORGANGIBBSWHITE Also we touch upon Crystal Palace’s demotion, bastard of the week, dog of the week and Jon puts a Jason Snackateer in his diary. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMEP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK! Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 33: “I Think You’re A Cannibal” & “Absolutely Stunning Beagle”

We’re back! Jon goes commando in Ibiza, Fordey reports back from the first Oasis gig in Cardiff and we find out what Jon would graffiti on Matt’s Edinburgh poster if he had the chance.... SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMTHE NEW SERIES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT THIS WEEK - 1998. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 32: “You Went Commando In Ibiza?” + Danny Dyer Having It “Triple Large” at Oasis

On the podcast this week we start with an apology, Matt revels in being mentioned in PMQ''s, find out why Jon feels at odds with his generation, there's a shoutout to Ivo Graham and we discuss washing machine Tekkers. Elsewhere Jon tells us about his Yoga with Cassandra, there's a lot of football chat and we ask have you ever tasted your own sweat?, Also is a scab just black pudding?SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST 11 EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 31: “You’ve Just Been Mentioned In Parliament!?" & Booze Ferrets

Recorded before the last Premier League fixtures… Danny is back from Bilbao ,Jon & Matt attend the FA CUP final and we have some surprising replies to our text topics from listeners.Elsewhere we discuss eating earwax, a fly attacks Matt Forde and we have an actual Bastard of the Week Plus find out why Matt Forde "will snIff it but he won’t lick it" and everyone is talking about The Year of the Bird but is it The Year of the Dog?'SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST 11 EPISODES (THAT'S 1997) OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMNew Series of Jon's Diaries (1998) coming soon! Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 30: 'YOU'VE NEVER EATEN EARWAX!?"

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss: Why life is easier for Americans, Why PES dispensers are genius, Matt goes from a rant to tirade about Star Wars and Jon walks past his childhood home.Elsewhere Matt details how LIVID he was after the Leicester equaliser, we discuss Marinakis storming the pitch with his phone and there’s an update on Jon’s plaque.Plus find out what Matt has only found out in the last 2 years, why does Jon Virgo come to mind when people do something unholy in the train toilet? AND we play a game of Can you guess who is coming down Jon’s driveway? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMEP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK! Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 29: “When You Going to Comic Con? You Loser”

On the podcast this week Jon tells us about getting a bollocking whilst playing in a charity football match and a night out at the Premier League Darts in Leeds Leeds Leeds. Elsewhere Matt gets papped on the centre circle at Crystal Palace whilst Jon tells us about a beautiful walk he went on by a gas pipe and an A Road Also we discuss a classic Fathers For Justice clip,  The Barry Hearnification of Sport, a really  sexy dart board, and has Jon been betrayed by his club? SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OD DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMEP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK! Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 28: “The Ainas”

On the podcast this week… Jon tells us about the best 48hrs of his life whilst Matt reflects on running the marathon 15 years ago. Weirdly 50 Cent joins us in a conversation about teaching kids how to ride a bike, Matt tries to get us a mainstream audience and find out how Jon used to message sober Jon from drunk Jon.Elsewhere Matt tells Jon: “You’ve got a miserable future ahead,” Listeners email us to tell us they don’t like Strawberries and find out  why Jon is nervous about his hair being exposed to a whole new audience this week. There’s another listener inducted onto the cancer couch, Matt tells us “I can’t wait to empty my colostomy bag at a foreign football stadium” and Jon offers to blow his gnads off. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMEP 11 OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARY OUT NEXT WEEK! Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 27: "Bombay Mix is Good for the Libido - That’s What My Mum Told Me"

On the first episode of the podcast this week Jon talks us through his Waterloo Road promotional stunt and some of the ‘backlash’ he’s received from it (including from listeners from this podcast) As well as some behind the scenes gossip from WATRO we catch up on the fortunes of Leeds United , Nottingham Forest AND Ange Postecoglu joins us on the podcast to discuss Tottenham Hotspur’s woes (This is recorded before Ange’s Europa League victory on Thursday) Also …we touch upon swearing in the dictionary, the size of moles, reading podcast transcripts, John getting into trouble on live radio & there’s a bastard of the week as well as a new Tough Old Bastard of the Week. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 26: Jon Starring in 'Waterloo Road' & Being A Better Actor Than Brando

The Landlord apologises for the lateness of this podcast! Jon Richardson reports from Thomas Tuchel’s first game with Gary the Hatch, Big Phil, Even Bigger Phil, & Micky Titch.We also discuss.... If theatre was football, aren’t mice cute? a joke that only Matt Forde can tell, Armando Iannucci’s script editing process and Jon tells us about playing in an 11-a-side football match organised by Joe Wilkinson. Jon pre teases the big change in his life (which has now been revealed… https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2025/jon-richardson-waterloo-road) and we welcome for the first time ever an ACTUAL PUNTER in the Dog and Bastard - who tells us some Spicy Countdown opinions and some exclusive Bielsa gossip. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 25: “It’s Mainly Dead Dogs & Cancer Survivors”

Matt goes to Berlin with Bill Clinton and Pussy Riot, we hear why Jon needs to worry about tromboning and we discuss 'Deep Meat.' Elsewhere Matt tells us about being at the Carabao Cup Final and a particular annoying banner he saw that would have pissed off Jon, we want to bring back an alternative to ‘This Is Your Life’ after a Bulgarian team gives a minutes silence to a former player who wasn’t dead AND we remind viewers that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.ALL TEN EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH. EP 10 OUT THIS WEEKEND! Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 24: I Remember Touching The Teeth of the Linford Christie Waxwork

On the podcast this week we celebrate the 200th episode and the 20th anniversary of Matt & Jon’s friendship. Elsewhere the boys discuss: Which player should make a noise whilst they run? The Millwall view, Jim Ratcliffe and the new Man United stadium AND Where is Jon’s new great adventure? Also Matt discovers Jon’s still got some Christmas tinsel up, they discuss their last ‘proper’ jobs and job interviews and we hear from Stuart Pearce. ALL NINE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH. EP 10 OUT THIS WEEKEND! Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 23: “My Knob Ain’t Got Any of That...”

We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sheffield United and Jon is a bit hungover. Helpfully Matt describes Jon’s state and what he looks like.Elsewhere we discuss the new Bridget Jones movie and why the swearing lets it down, we’ve divided the listenership as to whether this podcast should be on video, some listeners email in on whether they give a sh*t about Landlord Danny & we discuss if Jon is a W*nker. Plus F*ckity Cockballs and we ask: Why don’t film reviews mention the logistics? ALL NINE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH. EP 9 OUT THIS WEEKEND! Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 22: “You Look Like One Of Those Star Wars Nerds.”

We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sunderland in the 95th Minute. We discuss the best perk, Jon’s brand new policy and searching for ‘The Cream Note.’ Elsewhere we discuss leaving the ground early, what thing made Jon angry at Matt on his wedding day, there’s numerous emails from listeners and there’s an odd reaction when we try to decipher if Cheese is a pudding. ALL EIGHT EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH. EP 9 OUT THIS WEEKEND! Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 21: Looking for ‘The Cream Note’

It’s a BUMPER PODCAST that was recorded before the weekend’s FA CUP matches… Matt reports back from witnessing Forest beat Brighton 7-0 IN PERSON before Leeds then go and do the very same.Elsewhere Jon & Matt discuss: The Vomitorium, Anthony Bourdain, shit rosé, Benidorm and for the second week in a row we slag off another comedian but bleep their name.Elsewhere Jon listens to 90’s dance, there’s two nominations for bastard of the week and Jon reveals an embarrassing gym trick. ALL EIGHT EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 20: "We’re All Gonna Die" & A Famous B*stard of the Week

On the show this week: find out who Jon has been thinking about a lot lately, The Curse returns and we discuss follicles and bollockles  Elsewhere we discuss Nicolás Otamendi's back tattoo, supping Oysters and champagne on the train to watch the football and there’s a new cancer touch. Plus Find out why Jon Richardson is a member of the bald rotters club.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 19: “Welcome To Me” & “Cooley Bags”

On the podcast this week:We ask: Are you an aficionado of Jon’s lower satellite channel work? Matt tells us about his holiday to Lyme Regis and we discuss dogs rights in the future.Elsewhere... Matt reveals he's started to keep a whisky diary and reads us an extract, there's lots of football chat including: why watching Forest is now like watching England, why Arsenal fans should chill Out, Postecoglu's moods and the worst EVER Man United team Also Jon reveals the thing he bought and teased last episode, we explore the notion of posh people at the cinema AND a listener emails in about a DTD Cheese Dream PLUS Matt reads a diary entry FOR TOMORROW!…. ALL SEVEN EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHEPISODE 8 OUT THIS WEEKEND Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 18:  Cohabiting With a Tin of Tuna

The first episode of the year sees Matt go round The Landlord’s house and the boys discuss: Christmas indulgences, 'Dry January' tactics, FA CUP underdogs, Uber doping and the Forest bandwagon. Elsewhere we discuss meeting Big Ange, Rich Stu tells us how he got through Christmas, Jon and Matt reflect on their festive victories on shows 'House of Games' and 'Mastermind' (The Down The Dog Double) AND Jon runs into a footballer foe at the Darts. Plus there’s a Dog, Bastard and c*** of the week. ALL SEVEN EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE ﻿https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 17: “It’s Not Cheating To Have 'Big Strong Boys' & I’m Like An Angry Little Squirrel”

On the podcast this week… Jon and Matt discuss wanking off a dog, the Hannah Waddingham Baileys advert, Jason Bateman’s range and why Mulled wine has gained cynicism and is in the hands of BIG CINNAMON. Elsewhere… Matt discusses getting SLAMMED for doing cancer jokes in front of The King, Jon reminds us why we should remember we hate Man United & we put filth in Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Christmas. ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 16: Hot Meat and Yorkshire D.

We discuss: Winter Wonderland, Advent Calendars, Mulled Wine, Maple Syrup, Christmas Films and Lindsay Lohan. Plus Jon buys a new aftershave…ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 15: It’s Christmas at 'The Dog!' & Jon's New Aftershave

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Poshos, A ghost at the hotel, WILTY & Jon’s emergency pack in the car. Elsewhere the boys touch upon eating on your own at a restaurant, Frank Lampard’s Derby (and his Quickbooks advertO) and Matt sees a new side to Ashley Cole.ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHEP 5 OUT NEXT WEEK Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 14: "Munching Powder"

Matt & Jon discuss the pictures of The King enjoying Fordy’s set at the Royal Variety Performance, Matt tells us aboiut a dinner he's had with a judge and we learn why Jon might be sending a letter on headed paper to Jacob Rees Mogg.Elsewhere find out why Jon wants his Christmas tree to be embarrassed and we mentioncrispy cornflake eye crud.   ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 13: “I made a new friend, he just happens to be THE KING”

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s preparations for performing in front of THE KING, why it’s funnier to be bald, their Palladium gig and Road perks. Elsewhere Jon reacts to the results of the midlife crisis poll as voted on by our listeners, why if in doubt you should just say ’sausage,’ AND Jon riles up a listener after he blames Jon for his break-up.ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 12: "You Sanctimonious Little Possum"

On the Podcast this week...We discuss Jon's New AI Eye and why it could be the new way to listen to podcasts, The Landlord has had a new baby AND Jon watches and reacts LIVE to the new Tesco Christmas advertElsewhere we ask you to send in some ideas for our new feature... where we write a new kids TV show for Jon & Matt to voice on the podcast. Plus we want to know: Should Jon shave his head or get a motorbike license? vote online! JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 11: The Costermongers

On the Podcast this week:We discuss Trump's Victory & why Matt felt guilty, Forest being Third, the new Pub Queue and we suggest New rules for podcasts.We play 'What Fern did Jon get in a lift with this week?' and how did he upset her? We ask: Do you prefer Spiders or flys? and what sh*t would you rather eat? Plus Jon’s got a problem with his eye & Matt downloads TIKTOK LIVE JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 10: "I'm A Big B*tch Batch Cooker"

Recorded before Forest went up to THIRD in the Premier League… Jon & Matt discuss the three things that Jon learnt at the dentist, Halloween etiquette, Tim Robbins, The Sleeper train AND there’s a crisp factory tour update. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 9: “I Went To Get My Face Drilled Today”

Recorded before Forest moved up to 5th in the league, Jon confronts Matt about blanking him whilst he was in Sheffield. Matt meets an odd character in Scotland, we discuss Tommy Tuchs’ England appointment AND "My Grandad made YOUR bike."Plus some very sweary emails. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 8: “LET’S GET IN WHILE WE’RE HOT” & TOMMY TUCHS

It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss:Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end. James Ward Prowse and his dead balls. The bias of local radio What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries? Ten Haag’s fate There’s a new email rule. Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert Gestalt TherapyA listener emails in about an exam paper the boys could sit. And there’s an email from someone who wishes to remain anonymous Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES STARTS VERY SOON... Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP7: “I Don’t Want To Find Out How Thick I Am”

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss:A new feature: What’s in your Gob? Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich.It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham BisnackerJon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in publicThere’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tour… We ask listeners: send us your TV ideas for Gregg Wallace. Jon discusses tickling a tapir. AND we have a genuinely very moving Dog of the Week. RIP Teddy. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! JON’S DIARIES STARTS THIS WEEK! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 6: "You're A Wheezing Little Otter"

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.” Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was.And… Matt reveals he’s recorded Celebrity Mastermind (and Jon reveals why he turned it down) we pitch a new show - ‘Rico and Fordey: Don’t Go Fishing' and we’ve been offered ANOTHER tour of a factory. PLUS find out why Richard Osman is going top be upset if he's listening... Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! HERE YOU CAN HEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM JON’S DIARIES. Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?

Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls. Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jingle) and we discuss more tipping etiquette. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! HERE YOU CAN HEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM JON’S DIARIES. Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 4: A Drawing Pin On the Balls.

On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool… Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition.Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever" Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP 2: Jon Goes Through His Teenage Diaries

WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books.  Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy”Plus after a month off Matt asks Jon: Have you missed me? Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 EP1: Is This The Saddest Thing We’ve Ever Done? + Sex Tips & Peeping Jon.

In the second episode this week… Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of ParliamentWe touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time? It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our oddest suggested snack from a listener The Curse of Matt Forde returns as a listener emails in about a SECOND deceased dog. And we want your emails for next week’s DOWN THE DOG AWARDS - Send us in your made up categories and nominations Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 49: “THE KING WALKED PAST ME… TWICE”

On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay.  Elsewhere: The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella. Matt's Mum singing Karaoke. Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week.We put out another call to the technologically gifted patrons of The Dog.Why Bielsa and Marsch united for a common cause.There's a Hymn update. And a Swansong for Jack Grealish who reads his final greatest speeches of our time. Also we detail why Mayo on chips IS WRONG And we ask "DO WE HAVE ANY BELGIAN LISTENERS????"Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 48: Matt Forde Sends Southgate an Email Begging Him To Stay...

This week: We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 47: England v Netherlands - “The Vengabus Has Gone Home Early”

Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go? We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government. There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese”We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mouth? We want you to remix a hymn on the podcast and tell us your favourite for Matt to sing next week. And there’s a Dog of the Week and a Bastard of the week. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 46: "Your Mum’s Mouth Or Your Dad’s Mouth?"

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde...Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’ Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury We sum up the last two England Games Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 45: “Come Round Here and Lick Meh…”

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss... Hot Improv Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help.The problem with your age. The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJonWe ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked in - email in if it was you. AND Future Egg returns to comment on the swimming pool incident and gives another prediction. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 44: “It's Not A Sex Pond...”

This episode sees Jon and Matt discuss: The Range, Kalvin Phillips, Camel eyed Gareth Southgate & why he’s The Disney Wildebeest, Jude Bellingham’s Adidas Advert, Clive Tyldesley’s tweet and the most depressing sentence we’ve ever uttered on the podcast. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 43: “You Provide the Flavour, We Provide The Mouth” + Camel Eyed Southgate

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt talk about watching the England game with Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor and the reaction after the picture was posted online. We also delve into England’s first win and Harry Kane’s new hobby. Not only that but Future Egg returns to predict England’s fate at the Euros and we have an exclusive interview from Skegness with Jack Grealish. Plus a listener sends in ‘Down The Dog The Musical’ Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 42: 'THE FAB FOUR' - KEIR, ANGELA, RICH STU & FUTURE EGG JOIN US IN 'THE DOG'

On the THIRD podcast this week we get a bit Hollyoaks Late Night…Jon and Matt discuss: The shittest football branding currently on the market, Sky TV, ordering Poke bowls at 11pm and Thierry Henry eating Quiche. Find out why you don’t have to go to India to find yourself, what the food equivalent of going private is and our take on ‘Why Gen Z has gone wild for ‘sexy rat’ guys.  Also we rank the Wind in the Willows in order of sexiness and ask if we have any Hawaiian listeners… Plus there’s a Covid outbreak in the Dog. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 41: "What Food Can I Suck?"

In the first of our Euro specials Jon & Matt discuss: Southgate's secret smell plan and what England should think of doing instead, Grealish joins us to read a speech after not making the cut and there’s a bold prediction on Southgate’s team success. Elsewhere there’s a LIVE stretch, we discuss Patrick Bamford’s wedding and Jason Snackateer might have a new name...Plus we haggle with our FPL Prize Winner. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 40: EUROS PREVIEW - “David Seaman Should Be On A Retainer"

On the 1st podcast this week: There's a cracking new theme tune We discuss xould Jon be Matt’s dad? Jon & Matt go to see Liam Gallagher and report back on what made him so angryThere's an unexpected price point AND Jon tells us what went on behind the scenes at the filming of his Labour Party advert. Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, A Dog of the week and a disputed Bastard of the Week. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 39: THAT Labour Ad & Liam Gallagher Getting Angry

On the podcast this week:Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final. Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in. Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial choices for the Euros and ask have you ever been underneath a carrot? Plus find out what anecdote Jon's Mum keeps referring to! Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums

On the podcast this week recorded before Leeds’ loss at Wembley… Rich Stu pipes up on Matt becoming an ambassador, we ask: “If you’re not doing it then are you it?” “What is Jon Richardson?” and “Are you Italian?”Elsewhere… there’s a ‘Pricepoint,’ ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ and somebody has produced up Matt’s theme tune. also… Mr Tumble and do you want to be a twinned pub with the Dog?Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon try their first ever Monster and there’s a baffling footballer related Jason Snackateer.Elsewhere we wrap UP Forest’s survival and Leeds getting to the Play Off Final (and why Jon was at the darts at the time) As well as discussing why postal workers are the happiest industry there’s a VERY controversial Bastard of the Week. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 36: “Nuns, Bananas & Jockeys”

On the second episode this week… Jon watches Barbie, Future Egg pops up somewhere unexpected, Jon reveals the worst thing about the delay to the CO-OP Arena and what he’s hated on Breakfast telly this week, there’s an excellent new theme from a listener, we reveal which England player drinks Hot Chocolate and what song this podcast would be.Plus we ask: Are you a Cryptobro? and what food from the past Fordey should be? email us at: hello@downthedog.comPlus there’s a fabulous whisky story and find out if Fordey has herniated his stoma. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 35: “Are you a Cryptobro?”

On Down the Dog this week: There’s an early Fordey’s hyperbole, Jon & Matt discuss trance music and why Fordey is like Paul McCartney, there’s a chance encounter for Matt at the toilets at Wembley Stadium and a LIVE Colostomy Corner. Elsewhere the boys discuss the Netflix Doc - ‘The Final: Attack on Wembley’ throwing in their own memories of the day and Jon talks us through playing centre back with 'IRON Mike Wozniak' at the Taskmaster football matchPlus Jon pitches ‘Cafe Cat’ the book to Penguin AND Jack Grealish reads one of the great speeches of our time. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 34: “You’ve Eaten More Spring Onions Than You’ve Seen Goals…”

On the podcast this week:As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered.Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, find out why Jon might need to buy Matt’s Mother, Jack Grealish reads one of the great poems of our time AND Matt is dismissive about the quality of Bruce Springsteen’s outputPlus… we hypothesise what would happen If Matt and Jon made Thelma and Louise or went on Celebrity Hunted and Jon tries to stop his daughter from being a grass.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP33: “I Was In My Nightie” & “I’m Not Trying To Get Muscly, Don’t Worry”

On the second episode this week:Jon’s attacked by a Zombie Wasp. we discuss Stephen Maguire eating a fly A listener complains about our first ever Bastard of the Week We digest Bellingham & Kane’s penalty incident Fordy gives us another 'Film Review' Rich Stu returns with a new sign off. We uncover a new Youtube Star. Jon eats some Booze flavoured crisps Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, a new go at the theme tune, A Pub Dog and our first Quiz. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 32: Future Egg

On the podcast this week: There's a lot of theme tune chat: A listener sends in a new Country version of the theme tune (plus a Grime one )whilst Pete emails in to defend himself after last week's gentle ribbing from another listener.We hear from Jon’s Pike Causey walk… and Rich Stu. Noel Gallagher talks to Fordey in a dream… We ask you to get in touch with stories of “printer hell”A listener emails us in a 'Jason Snacketeer'We discover the problems of eating popcorn with your 7 year daughter  There's an update on Pricepoint. AND Jack Grealish inspires a new feature. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”

On the second episode this week... Jon trys to ruin sexuality for all the listeners, there's some complaints about the current theme tune, there’s some Andy Mcnab gossip from a listener and a new feature: BASTARD of the week. plus we unveil ANOTHER NEW THEME TUNE and there's an excellent Colostomy Corner email and sting. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss:THAT Forest Tweet and the Everton lossCoventry v Man United and it’s own VAR controversy Jon on why he is a terrible football fan Jon on why he wants United to win the FA Cup - “I think at the moment I hate City or than United” Rich Stu turns up again There’s a Stephen Hendry Crucible update… Jon reports back on if The Crucible Stinks Jon tells us of the biggest clanger he’s ever made in front of a sportsman. The Boys update us on ‘Footballer Book Club’ AND the problems with audiobooks. AND We have another Pub Dog. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”

The second episode of the week sees us:Start with a snack, there's some comments abut the new theme tune and for some reason we’re in a Western. Elsewhere... Fordy asks: How long do you think it would take me to drink Loch Lomond? There’s a funny bloke at the end of the bar, we come up with a new sleep solution and Jon talks about the time he want to a flotation tank Also we have... Book and Film club, the boys decide their Celebrity sporting contests of choice, Matt gives Jon an incentive as he faces Stephen Hendry at the Crucible theatre and we welcome someone into Colostomy Corner (but give them a warning) Send us quiz questions for our new weekly pub quiz feature!!! and pub dogs. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND TO SUPPORT THE PODCASTShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"

This week the boys discuss:Chinos and the "Chino Bermuda Triangle"Matt & Jon reveal surprising Sportsmen they want to get off with and Matt reveals what Disney Character every man should be like. There's an excellent suggestion for a new theme tune - winner stays on. Can you come up with a better one? We ask you to send us some jingles for popular items in the show.... We reveal our next choice for the footballer book cluband Jon’s got a bit of footballer gossip Plus Frank is our new pub dog. This guy.... https://twitter.com/LlantwitMajorFC/status/1485310478549229575 Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog. Can you beat our new theme tune? send us in your attempts. Send us your Pub DogsFollow the podcast on Twitter/X (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...

On the second episode this week… The boys reflect on a time they insulted each other 'for sport,' an unfortunate listener emails in about ‘On Chesil Beach,’ Matt teases Jon about going to the theatre and Carol Kirkwood turns up unexpectedly. Elsewhere we want to know what your last complaint was AND Matt remembers the first time he had chicken goujonsPlus there's been complaints. So we want you to email us suggestions for a new theme tune. Send us an original composition or have a look through some library music on these sights for suggestions. Listener who suggests the winner gets some sort of prize... Pond 5 - https://www.pond5.com/?campaignid=10382164037&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlN6wBhCcARIsAKZvD5jsyoX6iDKHy8rUBVfRU100ZLlUjrCp2k7tG_Iw5dJuQRuENmvBUvkaAna8EALw_wcBThe Nerve - https://www.thenerve.io/Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub DogsFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”

Alternative title: "Do you know what they call this on the streets? Geezpod." On the Podcast this week: we're recording straight off of the back of Spurs v Forest and there's some inevitable tense back and forth between Matt and the Landlord. Elsewhere we catch up with Jon as he goes to France to see Bielsa manage Uruguay in a friendly and the boys reminisce about A failed Christmas party they organised in Surburton. Also we discuss Shane Ritchie, Matt asks the question - "who is soppier me or you?" AND we launch the Down the Dog BookclubSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Top 20 sexiest Premier League football managers as voted for by AI, Jon puts a listener/footballer into bullshit corner, we discuss Paul Jewell’s favourite book and there’s a pub dog: Derek.Plus we launch the Down The Dog Book Club whilst Jon admits to Matt: “No offence but I wouldn’t befriend anyone who was too handsome.”Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub DogsFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”

This week on the podcast: Jon visits a “family farm”Fordey gives the Landlord some shit. There’s a new feature: What’s in Matt’s rucksack? There’s at least two other new new features We recommend Nottingham Forest get a dog for morale Jon admits “I’ve said the worst things to you more than any other human being on the planet”Chianti Classico winning at Cheltenham gives us an ideAnd an odd guest visits the pub Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub DogsFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Beekeeper, an alternative name for the Dog & Bastard, recommendations for Crufts AND an odd email about a status Dog from an anonymous listener. Elsewhere there’s talk of more weekend shenanigans and we ask is there a cleaner clean than minty clean.Plus we ask: Prick Hamster, Horrendous Hamster or Dickhead Hamster?Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss their lovely weekend away to watch Leeds v Sheffield Wednesday. Elsewhere the boys discuss: a new way to email, what Gary Neville does for 14 minutes every day that pisses him off, how Jon was once 'the king of the holiday' and Gladiators. Plus there's a knock at the door.   Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: when Jon got a little bit buff, Anaesthesia dreams and men getting surgery to emulate David Beckham’s almond shaped nipples. Plus Matt confronts Jon with the truth as he tells him: “I can’t imagine you in a sexual way’ Elsewhere we ask the listeners: do you have a hamster that’s a prick? Can you send us some grot? (If you’re an 80-year-old man) and do you have a status dog? There’s also a pub dog, colostomy corner and we feature a knee pillow. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s emotional return to watch his beloved Nottingham Forest after his operation. With Jon also in attendance they discuss what went on in the tunnel after the controversial result.Elsewhere.. we finally open the 20-yr-old can of Foster’s, listen to find out what replicated the feeling of vomiting off the back of a boat on a whale tour and we discuss the benefits of being buried in a selfie pose Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"

The second episode this week sees Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Buttocks botox, the Take That podcast, dressing up for the school run and we nearly have our syndication moment. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 18: “I look like a fish that’s been squeezed”

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Amazon's 'Married to the Game' show, port and why Jon always turns down TV quizzes. Elsewhere there's tension as we await the postman to deliver the 20-yr-old can of Fosters and a wonderful new format feature: 'Memorabilia for The Dog.'Plus we welcome another Pub Dog to the premises.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs AND pictures of your odd memorabilia for the walls of the pubFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 17: Jon Vs The Pub Quiz Host

WE'RE BACK! Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt's recovery from cancer including: the possibility of Matt becoming a 'Stoma Influencer,' Matt’s dreams about Jack Grealish whilst on morphine and if he's going to catheterise live on the podcast. Elsewhere we discuss Eastenders spoilers and why Jon might have his own spell in hospital coming up after next week's episode. Finally... there's a new catchphrase and sign off and we chat Super-soakers and Swizzle Sticks. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogFollow the podcast on Twitter/X (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 EP 16: My Bum Is In A Different Place

Series 1 Ep 15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team. In the last Down The Dog for a while Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss all the behind-the-scenes gossip of when Jon met the England team last week (including why Ramsdale caused him to flinch, what Nketiah thought of his legs and why Jon had to avoid Gareth Southgate) Elsewhere the boys tackle the Beckham documentary and discuss how David Attenborough might use some of the director’s techniques. Also, we discuss the best thing about having a tumour, gallows humour AND a listener emails in with the perfect Scottish football insult. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON  ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team.

In the penultimate Down The Dog before we take a little break Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s tumour and a cheeky listener emails in to pitch why he’s the ideal stand-in, Jon details an awkward taxi journey he took this week while the driver was on the phone to his doctor and there’s a fantastic email about pub toilets from a listener… Elsewhere we touch on - the glitter protester during Kier Starmer’s speech, why Matt Forde is like a horse and give advice to the makers of Anusol Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep14: “You’re a Doctor and my b**** are weeping”

Series 1 Ep 13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is” In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: earworms, ‘The Third Eye’ and why someone left Jon’s gig early this week in the interval.  Elsewhere Jon reveals the first swear he obsessed over, we discuss if ‘having a child is another way to prove yourself right?’ and imagine what would happen if Jesse Marsch was unveiled as the new Glasgow Rangers manager. Also, we ask the important question: “Are you a beer swilling naughty boy?”Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogFollow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON  ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.