The Always Sunny Podcast

Marion this is not your wave, bro!

When you're acting, carbs are your enemy.

You scratch, you sniff, you taste.

I find the middle ground boring AF.

I gotta go to the stars, baby.

Oh shit. Wow.

That's wild, baby.

Trying to get it right in that skull where it stays forever.

Pop 'em off!

Learn that you're wrong.

I've abandoned my child!

We love the shit out of you guys.

Rich guy moment of zen.

Just naked as the day I was born out there, real risky.

I'm in a lot of pain, and I feel ill.

We've given all of our fluids.

We're irritated about our fancy things.

Comin' in ice cold, baby.

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How can ya have drama when you're dancing? Ya can't.

Who wants to perform for candy?

You guys wanna try something different?

I'm ash, baby. Throw me in the ocean.

Men are back.

Physically old. Mentally young.

There's a beluga in the Schuylkill.

We're sandwiched in between the failures and the great successes.

I kinda want to put my finger inside your mouth.

Let's not forget that this is supposed to be fun.

We had technical difficulties. Whaddya gonna do about it?

We are Sunny, in our way, and this will be what we’re known for ‘til our very last day.

Beat it. Drink it. Watch it.

Any listener right now needs to become a creep very quickly.

Hey Rob, calm down.

F*ck it. I've got my guys.

Cool face, hold it.

There's a lot of money in butts.

Search that broken brain, John.

What else can we break?

It's a he-on-he chloroforming.

Damn you, Poseidon!

Let's get hammered about it.

The internet thinks you’re short and poor.

Let’s get Glenn some compliments over here.

I don’t know if you guys know this, but broken bones hurt.

I feel like I’m watching my fun drunk uncles.

Chewing is a massive waste of time and energy.

Can we just stop it with The Beatles?

It's the dynamic, baby.

I don't get my Jesus cracker?

Everything is 100% fine.

Your kids are screaming and you’re drinking.

Polly wants an eyeball.

Glenn comes in hot.

Remember how fun living was?

It's been fun, but it hasn't been funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that though.

Fuck Blockbuster.

Love the face, hate the voice.

Where's the food?

Rob doesn't know where his nose and lips are.

The guys talk about all the bodies they’ve found.

We’re just figuring this out, guys. Still figuring it out.

The podcast has begun and there is no structure, so the guys just talk about the pilot episode for a while and then it just sort of… ends.

Get ready, The Always Sunny Podcast is almost here, and there is no structure, so the guys just talk about the episodes for a while and then it just sort of… ends.