NEW: That Peter Crouch Podcast

NEW: That Peter Crouch Podcast

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That Peter Crouch Podcast: Back Stronger

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That Comeback Episode

In the first episode of the new series, Crouchy, Chris and Statman find themselves in unfamiliar surroundings, a far cry from their usual pub setting. In a fitting tribute to their first episode in almost 3 months, the lads are discussing comebacks because boy, it feels good to be back. Chumbawamba.  Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
22/03/23·47m 49s


Chumbawamba. Back Stronger. 22nd of March - See you there. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
15/03/23·1m 24s

That Pele Episode

In this bonus episode between series, Crouchy gets hold of Paul Kemsley - the man who managed Pele for ten years - to tell us what the Brazilian icon was really like. You'll find out some remarkable facts about Pele's physique, hear incredible stories about the people he met and learn what motivated him to become the player he was. Crouchy pays tribute to the man he used to watch repeatedly on VHS growing up and there's also an update on plans behind the scenes for the next series. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
10/01/23·43m 59s

World Cup Pod: Episode 9

As the World Cup draws to a close so does our World Cup series. In the final episode of this series we reflect on the magic and the quirky moments this World Cup has produced, we also have a number of awards to give out such as the golden shin pad for the best housery of the tournament & the golden water bottle for the most parched. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
19/12/22·39m 16s

World Cup Pod: Episode 8

Crouchy is on holiday but is determined to deliver the podcast and Abbey gives another contribution, this time discussing who will win the golden boot. Chris asks whether the next England manager has to be English and Dave looks at the achievements that Lionel Messi with Argentina and Didier Deschamps with France could earn if they were to lift the trophy. Plus we look at ways to evolve the third place play-of which is surely football's most unnecessary match. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
15/12/22·36m 54s

World Cup Pod: Episode 7

After the heartbreaking defeat to France the boys give their reaction to the game & discuss whether missionary should still the best penalty technique. Crouchy and Chris practice their singing followed up with a brilliant TV show idea starring former Premier League goalkeeper Rob Green. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
13/12/22·32m 35s

World Cup Pod: Episode 6

This is the podcast where we reveal the perfect penalty shootout strategy that England should employ if they end up in a shootout at the World Cup. Crouchy does a complete 180 on Dave’s stats and the numbers start to get him aroused. We’re also joined by Abbey Clancy who discusses Crouchfest, the World Cup and answers important questions about the football posed to her by Chris. Jude Bellingham, we hope you’re listening. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
08/12/22·34m 15s

World Cup Pod: Episode 5

Statman Dave finally comes clean and speaks about the poor performance of pod favourites Serbia. After Roy Keane had his say on Brazil’s dancing Crouchy draws the line on when celebrations become disrespectful and we discuss the form of Jordan Henderson, Harry Kane and Kylian Mbappe after England and France booked their places in the quarter finals. Chris goes through some of your best nicknames and sets some homework for Dave to deliver in the next podcast in case England face a penalty shootout. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
06/12/22·36m 20s

World Cup Pod: Episode 4

After England progress to the knockout stages, Dave has been looking into some vital stats; what is the best age to win the World Cup? What is behind the ‘ITV curse’? Which statistic has been the most successfully used on dating apps? Crouchy discusses whether Wales underachieved and there is yet another potential money-spinning idea related to romance and football statistics. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
01/12/22·41m 28s

World Cup Pod: Episode 3

Welcome along to an episode where discussion about the football is supplemented with updates on referees’ names on the back of shirts, questioning how many people are required in one VAR room and how World Cup statistics are improving conversion rates on dating apps thanks to Statman Dave’s numbers. Crouchy discusses what would best incentivise a group of players turning out for their nation and Chris has some ingenious suggestions for stat-based dating apps from listeners and the lads. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
29/11/22·36m 4s

World Cup Pod: Episode 2

Just a few days after Crouchfest the boys talk through the carnage which unfolded that night. Crouchy, Chris & Dave discuss England's thrilling 6-2 opening victory over Iran & how they all had very different experiences watching it including one of them falling asleep. We even have an update on Statman Dave's search for a date as well as which country has been the most parched this World Cup. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
24/11/22·45m 13s

That Crouchfest Episode

This episode takes you access all areas at Wembley Arena to experience a night that was scarcely believable. You'll hear what happens backstage at an event like Crouchfest and from those people who have signed up to take part without really knowing what to expect. You get taken inside the dressing room as well as being able to re-live the best parts of the show that happened on stage.When an evening includes performances from Paul Potts, Olly Murs and the finest UK Garage MCs, plus David James as a landlord and frequent visits to the Samrat, you never quite know which direction it's going to turn next...Peter, Chris, Dave and the pod team would like to thank everyone who played a role in the event and for everyone who bought tickets to see the show. An unforgettable night like Crouchfest 2 is only possible because of the loyalty and fun that all of our listeners bring. Cheers!Visit our website thatpetercrouchpodcast.comAnd to access Crouchy and Paul Potts album which is raising money for Stonewall, head to Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
23/11/22·51m 51s

World Cup Pod: Episode 1

This episode is the perfect way to whet your appetite for the Crouchfest episode which will drop on our usual pod day later this week.This pod was recorded before events at Wembley unfolded and Crouchy, Chris and Dave deliver their first World Cup episode. You'll find out how the way the FA confirm players have made it into the squad has developed, there's fashion advice for Gareth Southgate and Peter discusses who should be playing in England's first match against Iran.There'll be two episodes a week for the duration of the tournament so tell your mates and help #PassThePod.Visit our website: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
20/11/22·30m 44s

That Bitchy Players Episode

It's just a few days until Crouchfest and we've decided to hand this podcast over to you, the listener. It's Crouchy's favourite episode of the series as you take control and get to ask a member of the 100 club anything you like. The main theme seems to be how bitchy strikers can be about the rest of the squad and Peter answers questions about making body parts disappear, playing Monopoly and there's a final update on Crouchfest. Crouchy issues a warning for event organisers as well as a serious discussion about when players get 'too comfy' at an elite football club.Some tickets still remain available for Crouchfest here: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
16/11/22·50m 12s

That Superstitions Episode

Find out which England player had the strangest superstitions and how a pre-game ritual at Chelsea got them in trouble with the FA. Crouchy reveals his own superstitions and discusses why they're so important to players. You'll also learn how urine may have played a role in Liverpool's first title win in 30 years and Chris wants to revolutionise VAR monitors at the side of pitches plus there's plenty of updates ahead of Crouchfest.To buy tickets for Crouchfest or submit a question for the pod visit Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
09/11/22·53m 5s

That Jermain Defoe Episode

The podcast reunites one of the Premier League's most iconic duo. Jermain sits in the pub with Crouchy, Chris and Dave to discuss his relationship with Peter, when strikers become 'too selfish' and where his obsession of scoring goals came from. There's initial scepticism about the role of stats plus a complaint from friend of the pod Aaron Ramsdale and Crouchy refuses to issue an apology for a listener on the grounds he fundamentally disagrees with their cause. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
02/11/22·53m 34s

That Mentality Episode

What does it take to become a professional footballer? In this episode Crouchy gives advice to listeners who've reached out, discusses the sacrifices and choices he made as a player and gives you all an insight into the dedication, attitude and mentality required to make it at an elite level. There's more contributions to the Messi/Ronaldo referendum and a discussion about becoming a 'competitive Dad' at a child's sporting event.For Crouchfest tickets visit where you'll also be able to contribute to the referendum and submit any questions you have for Peter, Chris or Dave. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
26/10/22·55m 54s

Ed Sheeran chats Crouchfest, JayZ and Suncream

There's just a month until Crouchfest and you'll hear Ed Sheeran pass on valuable advice to Peter, Chris and Dave as well as discussing England's chances at the World Cup, his best [and worst] ever gigs, being friends with Beyonce and JayZ and what he'd put his time into after his music career. Crouchy gets asked about former team mates and has to pick his favourite England football song and the boys set up the nation's next referendum. Plus you'll also hear Ed discuss the challenges of being a parent and pass judgement on Chris wearing shinpads to 5 a side.For Crouchfest Tickets and to watch the interview in Ed's dressing room visit: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
19/10/22·59m 20s

That Training Session Episode

Who knew that netball, table tennis, water polo and red arse would all play an integral part of a Premier League training session? Crouchy details what motivates players, the sessions that footballer’s hate and how a manager like Rafael Benitez coached a teams to play his tactics. Playing true to his selfish-striker mindset, Pete raises the issues he has with Erling Haaland and the impact the Norweigan is having on the Premier League and its historic statistics.For Crouchfest tickets and to get in touch with the pod visit: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
12/10/22·52m 3s

That Team Meeting Episode

Crouchy reveals all the things that footballers, managers and coaches discuss at a team meeting. Turns out there are hundreds of reasons for players to be called so you'll hear which managers dominate the room, the softer tactics employed by others and what happens when the gaffer loses the dressing room. Chris and Dave discuss more ideas for Crouchfest and Peter reveals why David Beckham holds a special place in his bedroom. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
05/10/22·53m 4s

That Manager's Office Episode

Peter Crouch takes you into the inner sanctum of a football club and reveals what really goes on in the manager’s office. You’ll hear about emotional times, the role of a gaffer's couch and discover what is meant by “the curly knuckle”. Chris and Dave analyse another of your Crouchfest ideas and Crouchy opens up about concerns he may be the father of a goalkeeper.For Crouchfest tickets, ideas for the show or to put your questions to Peter visit our new website: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
28/09/22·53m 37s

That Number 9s Episode

Is the number 9 shirt still the most iconic in football? Peter Crouch discusses the return of the position once threatened by extinction thanks to Manchester City and Barcelona. There's a Crouchfest related giveaway and Dave goes through the ups and downs of seeing into the future whilst accepting his performance in fantasy football needs work. Plus Chris has an idea which he believes should grace the stage at Wembley Arena... Feel free to give us your thoughts!Our new website is where you can find tickets for Crouchfest, submit your questions and stay up to date with all the latest content including our YouTube channelVisit: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
21/09/22·54m 53s

Crouchy's Ultimate Squad [P2]

The much-awaited second half of Peter Crouch's ultimate squad is here. Despite already naming his goalkeepers, Crouchy still finds time to dig them out so expect a team littered with stars and an episode with plenty of the usual nonsense. You'll hear about the 'Croatian Mafia', the impact that Pete's first mentor at Portsmouth has had on his diet and insight into Gareth Bale.Tickets for Crouchfest can be found here: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
14/09/22·54m 19s

Warming Up with Peloton

Peloton have been listening to the pod and want to help Chris on his journey to fitness. They rope in Peloton instructor Ben and Tony Bellew to pass on advice and help Chris turn over a new leaf and help motivate him to get moving. Expect some brutal tips from Tony, a gentler approach from Ben and a fair helping of usual podcast nonsense. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
13/09/22·30m 2s

Crouchy's Ultimate Squad [P1]

Peter, Chris and Statman return for a new series with a huge announcement and the first ever evidence of Crouchy doing some podcast homework. We asked him to think about every footballer he’s played with and come up with his ultimate squad. There’s a few caveats, surprising picks, incredible anecdotes and two public apologies so it's fair to say the boys are 'Back Stronger'.Tickets for Crouchfest can be found here: Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
07/09/22·54m 14s

That Voicemail

Crouchy's left this voicemail with Chris explaining why the series will begin next week. Peter, Chris and Dave will truly be 'back stronger' after the break and they've all been working on something big to return with. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
31/08/22·1m 0s

That Laout Launch Party

What do Clive Tyldsley, Peter Crouch, a JLo Tribute act and a funeral director all have in common? Well you're about to find out...Hear how the first taste of the Laout was received by Peter Crouch, how you can buy the beverage and whether Crouchy can remain in the '100 Club'. It's our end of season finale so expect the unexpected!6QBrK9ALB17N7YfRKPtO Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
06/07/22·54m 54s

That Unheard Episode

This episode truly gets you behind the scenes of your favourite podcast as the boys let you listen to recordings that never made it onto episodes. Things in the pub can get quite random so be prepared for silliness about toilets, babysitters and the Chuckle Brothers. Plus you'll hear more about Mbappe and which footballer would be the ideal baby sitter. There's an exciting update on the Laout and an intriguing advert from a listener. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
29/06/22·49m 10s

That Loan Move Episode

After experiencing three loan moves during his career, Peter Crouch details spells in non-league, Sweden and the Championship. We hear how managers break the news that you're going out on loan, how difficult it can be to impress a new manager and exactly what happens when a 19 year old professional footballer gets sent to a remote Swedish town to play football. Chris and Statman discuss how to deal with a friend's difficult partner and a listener describes something incredible that they want to sell. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
22/06/22·50m 38s

That Contracts Episode

Peter opens up a contract from his Premier League days with Stoke City so that you, alongside Chris and Statman, can learn how footballers negotiate, the clauses they insert into deals and what different motivations a club can offer. The Laout looks like it could be ready soon and there's an update on some more daughter-housery. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
15/06/22·52m 53s

That New Manager Episode

We've all had a new boss at work so Crouchy takes us behind the scenes when a manager takes over at a club. He reveals the best (and worst) ways to introduce yourself to the squad, why the 'new manager bounce' is actually a thing plus there's a revelation about a gaffer's shower routine, more amazing jingles to ponder and a watershed moment for the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
08/06/22·51m 18s

That Off-Season [Gooch] Episode

After some deliberation about the name of this episode you'll hear exactly what happens at a football club as soon as the final whistle is blown at the last game of the season. Crouchy discusses pool bombing with team mates, the role of Wayne Lineker and compares Erling Haaland's gifts to Freddos. Chris brings some 'Mayo Housery' to our attention and there is new competition for JLo around who could perform the Laout song. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
01/06/22·49m 47s

That Relegation Episode

After being relegated three times during his career, Peter Crouch details what happens to a club that can't beat the drop. From detailing when players realise they are in a battle to discussing how things go badly wrong, you'll hear what goes on behind the scenes at struggling teams. Plus there's a request for Jennifer Lopez, an important update from BrewDog about the Laout and a potential new podcast catchphrase. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
25/05/22·49m 58s

That Joe Cole Episode

Former Chelsea and England midfielder Joe Cole discusses how to win an argument with Jose Mourinho, the under rated art of 'charging' and racks his brains with Crouchy to work out which managers he'd take on a lads holiday. The boys get stuck into some BrewDog beers for the Laout taste-test and we try and help a listener sell something that's even bigger than that printer from the last episode. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
18/05/22·52m 10s

That David James Episode

The pod's fascination with goalkeepers continues with Crouchy's old team mate. The former England number one discusses modelling in his pants at a petrol station, how the camaraderie developed within international squads in the 90s and reveals how much he loves stats - Dave is in his element. Chris provides the first listener advert and there's an update from the BrewDog Beer Wizard. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
11/05/22·53m 3s

That Aaron Ramsdale Episode

Arsenal's number one joins the podcast to discuss all of the important things: Draught excluders, bedtime routines for PL managers and examples of the finest Housery. Plus Aaron details how goalkeepers' influence on a team's style of play is growing, him and Dave strike up a friendship over a laptop and stats and there's an update on the Laout, the fantasy football forfeit and Chris' foot massager. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
04/05/22·48m 24s

That Alan Shearer Episode

The Premier League's greatest goalscorer follows through on his promise to help Crouchy out whilst he's on holiday. The two ruthless forwards discuss whether Alan's record will be hunted down successfully by Harry Kane, reveal when 'Eggy Boff' can go wrong and discover which former Manchester United midfielder had a large intimate image of themselves in their own bathroom. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
27/04/22·47m 31s

That Pre Season Episode

Crouchy has taken himself on holiday for the start of the series but still wanted to deliver a podcast so expect an update and resolution for the admin cock-up, a listener's wonderful tribute to Mike Dean and the results of the big 'Crouchy Giveaway' which does have some strings attached for two lucky listeners. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
20/04/22·44m 17s

That Circumcision Episode

Before Crouchy and Chris crack on with the new series, the boys wanted to say farewell to Tom in the only way they knew how. We believe this is (probably) the first podcast circumcision as we mark Tom 'Foreskin's' withdrawal from the pod. Expect some behind the scenes revelations from Kensington Palace, more accents and foreign languages from Crouchy and a very special singalong. Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
13/04/22·37m 46s

That New Podcast

The pod is back stronger in its new home. Listen to this special recording for an insight into future plans, the date for the new series and a request for help.#PassThePod Hosted on Acast. See for more information.
29/03/22·6m 13s
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