The Wittering Whitehalls

The Wittering Whitehalls

By Global

Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Episodes

LIFE LESSONS: "It's often easier to pull than to push."

Hilary & Michael tackle your traditional midweek query and offer some (occasionally) sage advice. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
29/02/24·15m 22s

Sexist Remarks, Solving A Mystery & Dating In DC

This week, a DL is compelled to write in her kind thoughts on a previous DL's email and there's a 40 year old mystery to solve, involving a lamp post in Newcastle and a whip... Plus, dating and ghosting in Washington DC. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
26/02/24·39m 30s

LIFE LESSONS: "Sit down and shut the f*** up."

Mr Whitehall quite effectively distills the life lesson down this week, into one easily remembered phrase. So, what should you do Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
22/02/24·18m 8s

American Tourists, Celebrity Products & Retro Toys (with special guests Woody Harrelson & Laura Louie!)

Well, this is a bit of a surprise... A mid-series appearance from a pair of BIG guests! Woody Harrelson and his lovely wife Laura join Michael and Hilary for this weeks wittering!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
19/02/24·39m 34s

LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil."

It's always nice to get Neil on the phone and that's exactly what's happening this week. As it turns out, he's uniquely qualified to answer this weeks email! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
15/02/24·19m 0s

National Service, Running A Pub & Motorway Services

This week, a member of the armed forces asks about Mr Whitehall's military life (or lack thereof), a landlord tells the story of how he made his dream a reality and a DL tells of his passion for motorway service stations.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
12/02/24·41m 21s

LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts."

It's another hand written letter this week. It's lovely to keep in touch, by whatever means, because it reminds people that you're thinking of them, even if you're not able to see them in person. Even Mr Whitehall would agree!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
08/02/24·17m 20s

Winston, Alternative Medicine & A Lovely Update

This week, a DL has a BIG question about Winston... What will become of him!? Plus, complimentary and alternative medicine and an encouraging update from a DL who featured a while back.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
05/02/24·41m 20s

LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early."

It's true to say that the DL's are a fabulous bunch, across a huge variety of age categories. Apparently, the Witterings of the Whitehalls appeal to everyone... As long as they can tolerate Mr Whitehall's language. Today's life lesson is all about how to handle your role as a grandparent!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
01/02/24·17m 23s

The Ick, Toddler Tantrums & A Tricky Wedding Situation

Stop what you're doing folks... Michael Whitehall is about to learn what "the ick" is. Plus, never mind the 'terrible twos,' it's the 'thunderous threes' that are troubling one particular DL.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
29/01/24·39m 19s

LIFE LESSONS: "Make sure you've got a boxset downloaded."

This week, an anonymous emailer needs advice on how to get through a holiday with their boyfriend's family in very close quarters. The Whitehalls are on hand, as ever, to assist.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
25/01/24·22m 35s

Tellings Off, Bad Influences & Ghostly Images

Have you ever seen Elvis in a piece of toast? Perhaps you glimpsed John Lennon in a patch of damp? This week, an emailer brings news of Margaret Thatcher on an ironing board cover and it's up to The Whitehalls to give their verdict. Plus, drug education and getting told off!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
22/01/24·39m 20s

LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..."

It's an A-lister heavy anecdote type of week this week... Get ready for some big name drops...Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
18/01/24·16m 45s

Pantomimes, Adrenaline Junkies & Turning Into Your Parents

It's back to brilliant, business as usual for The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Three brilliant emails, answered in their inimitable style!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
15/01/24·36m 20s

LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!"

Do you think Mr Whitehall is particularly at ease when it comes to using modern technology? This week, Mrs Whitehall explains why it's important for him to clean up his act!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
11/01/24·19m 53s

Turin, Berlin, Los Angeles & Beyond...

Back again and this time, much sooner than usual! The Whitehalls are wasting no time in getting back into business following the Christmas break and they've an awful lot to unpack (literally...)You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
08/01/24·42m 36s

LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!"

It's the final instalment for series 4, but the good news is that you don't have too long to wait! Once Christmas & New Year are out the way, The Wittering Whitehalls will be right back with you! Keep an eye out for their return on the 8th of January! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
14/12/23·19m 23s

Hidden Snacks, The Future & 'Would You Rather?' (with special guest James O'Brien!)

You've probably picked up on the fact that James O'Brien is a favourite at Whitehall Towers, so it's very exciting to have him on as a guest! Recorded at the Global studios in Leicester Square, James is on hand to talk custard tarts, pleasing turns of phrase and to answer the question... "Would you rather be a spider for 24 hours or a cow for a week?"You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
11/12/23·43m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Watch out for a trip... Or a fall..."

Whilst Mr & Mrs Whitehall have spent the last couple of weeks on their travels, they've learned a few lessons, as we all do. This week, we learn why it's important to take in your new surroundings and listen carefully to what you're being told!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
07/12/23·18m 14s

Gloomy Weather, Accents & Star Wars

It's the first time that you're joining Mr & Mrs Whitehall somewhere other than Whitehall Towers! Find out why they're in California and what's new. Business as usual is not affected though and it's time for another crop of your brilliant emails! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
04/12/23·38m 20s

LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs."

This week, it's committees in the line of fire. Lots of people sitting around a table, speaking in a very odd, formal way, all in the name of getting nowhere in particular... Plus, another rant from Mr Whitehall about phrases he hates!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
30/11/23·17m 50s

Meeting Your Heroes, Leaving The Children & Sitting In A Van...

Imagine a podcast recording that starts just after some slightly testy, marital bickering... It's THIS podcast! Mrs Whitehall has been driven thoroughly up the wall by Mr Whitehall this week, so let's just see what happens!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
27/11/23·42m 58s

LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night."

The Whitehalls get into all sorts of unexpected areas in this weeks bonus episode. Get ready for picnics, a cosy night in and even some 'role play'! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
23/11/23·16m 27s

Announcements, Photography & The Singing Telegram

Mrs Whitehall is nursing a nasty wasp sting this week, but it doesn't get in the way of proceedings at all! There's plenty to get into, including supermarket announcements, a quick reading from Mr Whitehall's book and some advice for a budding photographer. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
20/11/23·39m 33s

LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups."

We all love a good recipe tutorial from The Whitehalls! It's time to take your soup game to the next level and find out why Mr Whitehall is always moving things around...Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
16/11/23·14m 52s

Handkerchieves, Breakfast & Dress-Making Scissors

It's a giggly one this week, DL's. The sort of episode that starts in one direction and ends up completely derailed, upside down and on fire on a different planet entirely!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
13/11/23·39m 43s

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends."

We're all guilty of saying things like "I have enough friends" or "I don't like meeting new people", but this week, Mrs Whitehall is encouraging you to change your ways! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
09/11/23·16m 52s

Fridge Magnets, Big Birthdays & Getting Caught Chatting

An Australian DL is in touch this week, pertaining to a very special fridge magnet collection. Plus, the best way to mark a milestone birthday, chatting in the supermarket and a potential Earldom for Mr Whitehall!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
06/11/23·38m 10s

LIFE LESSONS: "Lending something? You need to lay out terms and conditions."

A wonderful email from Jim in Yorkshire throws the Whitehalls into the world of lending and loaning this week, whether it's ever a good idea and how to avoid an awkward situation if you do it!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
02/11/23·23m 0s

Managing Time, Childhood Genius & A Feline Listener

It's not just human DL's across the world who enjoy The Wittering Whitehalls! No, sir... The feline community are quite partial too. Plus, Mrs Whitehall's tendencies as 'an enabler' and the question of childhood geniuses.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
30/10/23·39m 7s

LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!"

There's a beautiful email from an anonymous DL from the Cotswolds this week and as you know, it doesn't take much to get Mr & Mrs Whitehall wittering! Find out who bashed the car, why it's not worth repainting it, and where on Earth the name Joan crops up from!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
26/10/23·18m 11s

Technical Mishaps, Underpants, & Continuity Errors

This week... A Gameboy, a pond, a holiday (somewhere) in Devon and a backpack... Enjoy!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
23/10/23·38m 14s

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location."

Who wants to have a guess whether or not Michael knows what 'dropping a pin' is? Cast your votes now and listen to find out!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
19/10/23·19m 17s

American Food, Name Dropping & Captain B

It's time, once again, to gather at Whitehall Towers and see what's in store. This week, some faves from across the Atlantic, a great big name dropping story (we love those!) and a lovely email from an airline captain. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
16/10/23·41m 30s

LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off."

There's a big rant incoming, but it's not from the side of the sofa that you'd usually expect... Mrs Whitehall is wound right up this week and all in the name of a DL who stood up for herself in Southampton.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
12/10/23·13m 50s

A Saucy Audition, A Whopper & "Extending All Courtesies"

Where to start? This week, an "anonymous old theatrical type" is in touch about a problematic job offer, Neil recounts his burger experience and Mr Whitehall reveals a shocking story from days gone by!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
09/10/23·41m 2s

LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..."

If you want the Wittering Whitehalls to go weird, they will happily go weird... This week, an email from a listener who was left something quite unusual in her Grandmother's will.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
05/10/23·17m 13s

The Wedding Debrief, A Heavenly Voice & A Cashless Flight

It's been promised for a couple of weeks now, so here's the comprehensive look back at Barney's wedding in Portugal! It all went swimmingly, aside from the kerfuffle on the journey home...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
02/10/23·39m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..."

Mrs Whitehall comes over all domestic today. Everything is covered, from stains, to dust, limescale, polish and more! Mr Whitehall, on the other hand, is a little quieter after a DL calls him a grump! Where on Earth could they have got that idea?!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
28/09/23·15m 1s

A Free Bike, A Messy Neighbour & A Nightmare At Passport Control

You find Mr Whitehall in a particularly spiky mood this week and it ought to be said that Mrs Whitehall is only making it worse! Find out why a free bike is not necessarily a good thing and what Mr Whitehall carries in his travel briefcase. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/PCL
25/09/23·38m 53s

LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..."

We can all agree, by now, that from time to time, Mrs Whitehall (and occasionally Mr Whitehall) can offer you a piece of life advice that will prove a game changer... Maybe this week is one of those times.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
21/09/23·18m 1s

FoMO, Small Talk & The Family Business

Another week, another crop of emails and another shocking admission from Mr Whitehall. Plus, the peaks and troughs of working with the family and the art of small talk.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
18/09/23·39m 45s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..."

How long do you reckon it takes to get from London to Birmingham? Whatever you do, don't trust Mr Whitehall's answer!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
14/09/23·15m 5s

Two Typewriters, A Great Grandfather & Some Hearing Aids...

This week, through chance alone, the emails are focussed on the more mature listener, but that isn't to say that there aren't some very daft moments along the way!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
11/09/23·40m 32s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always take your phone into an unfamiliar loo..."

Now that The Wittering Whitehalls are back, it's time for the return of the Thursday Life Lessons! This week, Mr Whitehall tells a harrowing tale, which took place in Jack's trendy downstairs loo. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
07/09/23·21m 6s

Keeping Cool, A Chiropody Tour & A Bottle For A Special Occasion

In these troubled times, it's a comfort to know that it's never too long before The Whitehalls are back for another series! Take your seat with Michael & Hilary at Whitehall Towers and strap in...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
04/09/23·39m 30s

BONUS: End of Term Lego & A Gentlemanly Quiz (with special guest Nigel Havers!)

What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
13/07/23·25m 52s

Chickens, Boats & Cast Mates (with special guest Nigel Havers!)

Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
10/07/23·44m 59s

Coming This Monday...

In this little teaser, find out who Michael & Hilary's special guest is for the final episode of the series! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
07/07/23·2m 8s

LIFE LESSONS: "You're never too old!"

What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
06/07/23·23m 7s

Teachers, Homework & National Treasures!

Sometimes the emails just collate themselves into a pleasing order and this week is one of those weeks. A brace of education-related missives are followed by a question to make Mr Whitehall blush!Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
03/07/23·39m 4s

LIFE LESSONS: "Never give out people's contact details, without asking first!"

Confidentiality is very important and this week, Mr Whitehall has a story that demonstrates that very well!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
29/06/23·22m 54s

Sour Scrambled Eggs, A Tattoo Ultimatum & A Jazzy Groom

You DL's certainly know how to wind up Mr Whitehall! The touchy issue of tattoos has come back again... Could this be the email that changes his mind?Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
26/06/23·38m 21s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the date..."

Picture this... You're going to a party, the hosts fling open the door and you present them with a lovely bottle of something and.... That's the last you ever see of that bottle. Will they be serving it at the party? Will they heck! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
22/06/23·16m 13s

Baba Ghanoush, Bedroom Posters & A Trip To Sitges

Let's have a little guess, before you press play... Does Michael Whitehall, A) Know exactly what baba ghanoushB) Has no idea what baba ghanoush is C) Saw some baba ghanoush once, but declined to eat it Find out!Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
19/06/23·38m 51s

LIFE LESSONS: "Know the difference between a mneumonic, an acronym and an abbreviation..."

It's a topic especially close to Mr Whitehall's heart this week... Grammar. For a thorough run down on the common pitfalls, it's time to draft in The WW's resident expert on the topic.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
15/06/23·19m 45s

A Cellar Surprise, Heavy Flirtation & Relationship Revelations

In this episode, not only will you learn a lot about the Whitehalls, but Mr & Mrs Whitehall will learn a fair bit about each other, even after so many years together! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
12/06/23·42m 0s

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're a perfectionist, be as collaborative as you can."

Sometimes, for various reasons, an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls goes off on a complete tangent... That's certainly true of today's episode, as Mrs Whitehall recalls a sad story from her days in the theatre. TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes a story about an actor who passed away, following a heart attack.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
08/06/23·16m 35s

Email Etiquette, Cheese Snobbery & One of Those Weeks

You must have had one of those weeks before? This week, one of the DL's certainly has! Plus, cheese - soft, hard and in between and whether or not you should pester for an email reply. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
05/06/23·41m 56s

LIFE LESSONS: "Be very selective about the WhatsApp groups you join..."

A cautionary tale from Mrs Whitehall about the pitfalls of partaking in your local social media groups!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
01/06/23·20m 36s

Favourite Flix, Dodgy Dinners & 'Good' Samaritans

This week, there's a call for Mr & Mrs Whitehall's go to blockbusters, with an effort to avoid the black and white classics! Plus, a trying husband, trying his best in the kitchen and a rant from Mr Whitehall about dog walking politics. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
29/05/23·37m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't be embarrassed to ask for a doggy-bag."

We've all known Mr Whitehall to become heated and animated about a subject, but just wait until you hear Mrs Whitehall wind him up about asking for a doggy bag!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
25/05/23·15m 58s

Writing Books, Naming Names & Moving Abroad

Picture this... You've worked a job for six months and there's one person who keeps calling you completely the wrong name... What would you do?! Mr & Mrs Whitehall consider exactly this and MORE!Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
22/05/23·44m 20s

LIFE LESSONS: "Never go anywhere without a snack in your bag."

It's a real week of extremes! Following Jack & Roxy's happy news, the Whitehall's are very excited, but that doesn't stop Michael from launching into a fierce rant about portmanteau words!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
18/05/23·26m 38s

Tea Parties, Crafts & Proposal Inspiration

Have you ever attended a tea party for dogs? Take a moment to guess whether this subject appealed more to Hilary, or Michael... Plus, it's time to get crafty with knitting and miniatures and a DL needs help with a proposal!Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
15/05/23·38m 5s

LIFE LESSONS: "Longevity in friendship is to be cherished."

It's time for something a bit different this week! Almost a week on from her experience on The Mall, Hilary is just about ready to tell you exactly how it all went! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
11/05/23·18m 39s

Lovebirds, Staycations & Barbecues

It's one of those episodes that almost bursts at the seams! So many topics covered, including club membership, pet ownership, where to book a holiday and how on earth to fire up the Whitehall family barbecue! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
08/05/23·43m 57s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the pockets..."

We've all experienced it... That heart-in-mouth moment when you realise that you might have just sent something important for trip into the washing machine. This week, an emailer sparks a story from Mrs Whitehall! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
04/05/23·17m 16s

Fundraising Fun, Repetitive Viewing & Angling With A Chatterbox

Emerging from the email inbox this week... A DL with charitable ambitions, a chatty young man who might not be cut out for fishing and Harry Potter on repeat!Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
01/05/23·40m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Put yourself out there and give it a go!"

Meet Hilary Whitehall, who will be your careers advisor this week! Plus, the obligatory run down of all the jobs Mr Whitehall has been sacked from over the years! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
27/04/23·16m 40s

Cheaters, Looking Back & A Familiar Voice

It's finally time to put a voice to one of the names you've heard repeated a few times since The Wittering Whitehalls began! Plus, a despicable cheater and a look back at the way things used to be. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
24/04/23·36m 32s

LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go near 'extra services' in a hotel..."

This is a lesson that you'd do well to take on board... If you're ever unsure of what's included, or whether there might be trouble involved with the 'extras' your offered, just run a mile!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
20/04/23·18m 25s

Cruising, Paying Over The Odds & Getting Lavatorial

You could never say that an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls wasn't varied enough. This week, it's one thing to the next! From a cruise ship query to money badly spent and a diversion into the lavatorial end of things. Let's dive in! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
17/04/23·42m 35s

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't go wrong with a tortilla."

Somehow, a recipe-focused episode has become rather a recurring feature in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls. So here we are again, this time with a listener who's run out of ideas of what to take to the office for lunch. But of course, that's not all... Mr Whitehall still finds time to drop a quick showbiz anecdote. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
13/04/23·15m 59s

A Double Celebration, A Legal Missive & A Trip To Berlin

There's almost too much to pack into this week's edition of The Wittering Whitehalls... First of all, Mr Whitehall celebrates (in his own way) another year on Earth and to add to that, another year of wedded bliss to Mrs Whitehall! Plus, tales of rocking, rolling and a handy guide to gift-buying! Everything is covered! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
10/04/23·44m 44s

LIFE LESSONS: "Cyclists beware..."

It was an eventful and unpleasant experience that inspired Mrs Whitehall this week. Suffice to say that if you're on two wheels, you should never take a chance!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
06/04/23·18m 51s

Fisticuffs, Family Squabbles & The 'Perfect' Day

It's time to dive back in to The Wittering Whitehalls big inbox of queries, questions, anecdotes and problems that you, the Dear Listener, have sent in! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
03/04/23·43m 52s

Series 3 - Coming April 3rd!

Assemble, DL's! Hopefully it's not been too long without your twice-weekly visit to Whitehall Towers! Michael & Hilary will return on Monday April 3rd...Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
27/03/23·2m 19s

LIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)

Just before they head off for a couple of weeks, Michael & Hilary are joined by Jack once more, to see if he can offer you a nugget of wisdom to mull over until The Wittering Whitehalls return! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
16/02/23·16m 44s

Conception, Discipline & Tattoos (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)

So, the cat is out of the bag and you know that Michael & Hilary are joined by their eldest this week, Mr Jack Whitehall! The email inbox still has plenty to give, even at this end of series 2, so let's get into it! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
13/02/23·42m 50s

LIFE LESSONS: "Have a quick spritz of perfume..."

Michael & Hilary get into what it takes to keep them on an even keel on a day to day basis. We all have down days from time to time, so here are some Whitehall tips on how to bring yourself back up again! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
09/02/23·18m 32s

Inventions, Revenge & Snow!

Get ready for a bit of a surprise in the introduction to this edition of The Wittering Whitehalls! Mr Whitehall has been let loose! Plus, on the slate today, a "million pound idea", a horror story from the slopes and the question of whether or not to leave your nightmare neighbours with a parting shot... Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
06/02/23·45m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Think carefully before you throw out old toys!"

Following a chance encounter with a vintage Batmobile in his loft, this weeks emailer sets The Whitehalls off on a journey into the past, to their favourite childhood toys! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
02/02/23·19m 6s

Secret Signals, Friends With Benefits & Musical Theatre

Any idea that The Wittering Whitehalls could be considered a family show rather go out of the window this week, when the topic of "friends with benefits" is raised. Plus, dinner parties ruined by rude guests and a quick sachet into the world of musical theatre! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
30/01/23·44m 42s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have a little pot of bicarbonate of soda..."

So that's the life lesson... But why? Find out why a pot of bicarbonate of soda is a must-have in any household. It all starts with an email from somebody with a stinking hangover! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
26/01/23·23m 41s

Politics, Buffet Breakfasts & Spirit Animals

There's a rich spread of topics this week, from the thorny issue of politics, which Mrs Whitehall is very concerned about getting into, all the way to spirit animals and what that might mean to Mr Whitehall. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
23/01/23·45m 49s

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your phone on a restaurant table..."

Mrs Whitehall was the victim of theft this week and she's not happy about it. Whatever you do, always keep an eye on your bits and pieces and certainly don't leave them unattended! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
19/01/23·19m 36s

Buying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite

Mr Whitehall is full of stories this week and that's exactly how we all like him! There's plenty of advice for a man called Trevor, on how to grow old with grace and a maze of manners and when it's best to say something, rather than just being polite! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
16/01/23·47m 33s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have an escape route..."

It doesn't matter where you are... Mrs Whitehall ALWAYS recommends that you have a quick escape route. Find out why in this week's LIFE LESSON! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
12/01/23·17m 41s

Going It Alone, Dieting & What To Call Your "Lover"

Michael breathes a sigh of relief, as Whitehall Towers are finally, Christmas decoration-free! But with more emails to get through, there's no time for messing about. This week, there's advice on starting a business, how to stick to that new diet and what you can call your partner, if "boyfriend" or "girlfriend' seem a bit cringey! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
09/01/23·49m 59s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always be clear on the rules of engagement!"

It's quite a niche piece of advice this week, but you never know who might need to hear it. Suffice to say, that if you have a ballet dancer lodging in your house, make sure you're very up front about who should be doing their laundry... Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
05/01/23·16m 54s

Home Decor, Karaoke & Admiration For Others

There's no mucking about as The Whitehalls enter 2023! It's a PACKED episode this week! There are emails pertaining to decor disagreements, go-to karaoke songs, imaginary restaurants and the admiration one might have for other people! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
02/01/23·41m 20s

LIFE LESSONS: "What to do with the Christmas leftovers?"

You know, by now, that Hilary has a few kitchen hacks up her sleeve, so here are a few more to help you decide what to do with those Christmas offcuts! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
29/12/22·20m 47s

Unwanted Gifts, Christmas Dinner & A Seasonal Party!

A VERY Merry Christmas, from The Wittering Whitehalls, to you! It doesn't matter whether you've got a house full, or you're enjoying a quiet one to yourself, Hilary & Michael are popping round to discuss the most wonderful time of the year! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
26/12/22·44m 54s

LIFE LESSONS: "You can never have too many Christmas decorations!"

It ought to be said that only one half of The Wittering Whitehalls agrees with the title of this bonus episode... Can you guess who it is? It's almost Christmas and it's all go at Whitehall HQ! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
22/12/22·17m 15s

Taxidermy, Reading & Travelling For The First Time!

As the season of tinsel and goodwill descends upon us, Mr Whitehall grows grumpier by the second, so strap in! This week, a curious email about taxidermy, a question about The Whitehalls' reading habits and some senior travellers with a lack of experience! And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
19/12/22·41m 14s

LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might meet at the reduced section!"

It's the gift that keeps on giving... More life hacks, anecdotes, tips and tricks that you can take with you on your own journey through life! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
15/12/22·20m 45s

Dating, Delivery Support & A Dining Disagreement

Mrs Whitehall kicks off this weeks episode with a minor overshare and it all just carries on from there! There's dating for the over sixties, a brand new baby (helped along by The Whitehalls and their witterings!) and Michael's rather predictable opinion on 'sharing platters'. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
12/12/22·41m 51s

LIFE LESSONS: "Mrs Whitehall's kitchen hacks..."

This is PROPER public service broadcasting... Mrs Whitehall has 1001 excellent kitchen hacks that will absolutely blow your mind and she's sharing them with you right here, right now! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
08/12/22·18m 56s

Moving House, Snazzy Dressing & Resolving Squabbles

Here's one for you, that's full to the point of bursting! There's a chance encounter on the stairs, a word on how to move house without falling out, how to make up if you DO fall out and whether or not a Whitehall shopping trip is a pleasant experience. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
05/12/22·41m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go anywhere near nepotism..."

Struggling to hold down a job? Maybe you just can't get an interview to go your way... Mr Whitehall tells the story of when Jack convinced him to travel all the way to Tintagel, with less than satisfactory results. Plus, the times Mrs Whitehall has narrowly missed out, to inspire any of you who might have incurred a recent career setback! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
01/12/22·18m 36s

Baby Names, Bullies & Travelling In Joggers

There's a wide selection of emails in this weeks Wittering Whitehall mail bag. From creative baby naming to a sage word on how to ward off the bullies at school. Plus, Australian mistranslation, shorts in the theatre and providing a 'public service'. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
28/11/22·46m 26s

LIFE LESSONS: "Making scrambled eggs? You'll need some eggs..."

There won't be too many of you who saw this one coming... This week, Mr Whitehall rolls up his sleeves and shows you what he's made of in the kitchen! With Hilary's supervision, you might just end up with a couple of recipes to have a go at! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
24/11/22·23m 1s

A Proposal, A Painting & A Children's Entertainer

Michael & Hilary are back for another Monday mooch through your emails! This week, an embarrassing conversation that needs having with a teenager, a disappointing visit to an art gallery and a terrible entertainer. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
21/11/22·43m 7s

LIFE LESSONS: "If you aim for on time, you're going to be late..."

We can all agree on this lesson for life, can't we? No... Of course not. See if you can predict where Mr & Mrs Whitehall pitch themselves in this argument and absorb their advice accordingly. Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
17/11/22·17m 46s

Nicknames, Sex Education & DIY

What an enticing episode title!? Michael begins this week with a tale from the night before, where he was seated under a powerful air-conditioning unit and then got into a taxi with a man who was apparently oblivious to him. Plus, the family nickname list (it's a long one), how to educate your teens about sex and whether or not DIY is popular at Whitehall HQ. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
14/11/22·39m 13s

LIFE LESSONS: "Always tell the truth... Or don't."

So here's the very first LIFE LESSON from Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A snack-sized nugget, to give you food-for-thought over the weekend. In this first bonus helping, Hilary & Michael consider when it's best to tell the truth and when it's far better not to! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
10/11/22·23m 0s

Bucket Lists, Old Heads & Conspiracy Theories!

They are returned, DL's! Back once again, to answer your questions, mull your queries and put the world to rights. In the first outing of series two, Michael misunderstands the point of a bucket list and Hilary wastes no time in making one! And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
07/11/22·43m 23s

Series 2 - Coming November 7th!

DL's!!!They're back! Michael & Hilary will once again take a deep dive into your wonderful emails, offering wisdom, wit and the occasional rant!PLUS... Don't miss the EXTRA "Life Lessons" episode every Thursday! Episode 1 will be with you on Monday November 7th, so not too long to wait! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
31/10/22·2m 19s

Bermuda Shorts, Andouillette & Wasabi!

So here it is, the last from The Wittering Whitehalls... FOR NOW! Keep an eye on this feed to see if they return... In this quick fire episode, Hilary & Michael make their way through some of the shorter questions they've had knocking around in the inbox, so prepare to find out Michael's favourite swear word (why not have a guess?), why Hilary can't stand an andouillette sausage and what REALLY happened when Jack gave Michael a wasabi nut! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
26/09/22·39m 59s

Kryptonite, Sports Day & Money Management

You know The Wittering Whitehalls by now... Ask Michael a question about cryptocurrency and what do you get...? A story about Superman of course! Plus, find out how Hilary balances the books in The Whitehall household and why there's beef with the Department of Work and Pensions... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
20/09/22·45m 54s

Meditation, Horoscopes & Ghostly Goings-On

Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Let's drift into an other worldly state, with the help of Mr & Mrs Whitehall. Hear all about Hilary's wretched evening in a room full of smoke and find out Michael's opinion on horoscopes... Have a guess... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
13/09/22·40m 16s

Robots, Time Travel & Learning A New Skill

It's up and away and off to the future for The Whitehalls this week. How would Michael deal with a house full of robots and what would he do with a time machine? Plus, does Hilary like the idea of becoming a circus ringmaster and what would she say to her younger self? Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
05/09/22·41m 42s

Phobias, Vaping & A Funeral Cortège

This week, it's time to come clean about irrational fears, vexatious behaviours and stressful situations. Plus, find out why The Whitehall's almost caused a scene in the middle of a funeral cortège! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
29/08/22·34m 32s

Camping, Haggling & A "Holy Man"

The emails keep on coming and The Whitehalls are more than happy to keep on wittering! This week, Mrs Whitehall tells us all just how much Mr Whitehall loves (loathes) camping and they embark upon a jaunt to the markets of Istanbul, the historic sights of Australia and the raunchy, darkened rooms of Las Vegas! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
22/08/22·36m 12s

Nail Polish-Gate, Reality TV & Strictly No Rehearsals...

Well, it looks as though The Wittering Whitehalls have their first '-gate' scandal! Find out all about why a bottle of 'mouthwash' almost did for Mr Whitehall, why reality TV is a polarising subject in the household and what happened when Strictly Come Dancing made an offer... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
15/08/22·33m 41s

London Living, Collections & Soiling

Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back once again, to discuss whatever it is YOU want to discuss. This week, the letters come from all over the place, asking all sorts! The pros and cons of visiting London, how to cope with a collector and what should be done about that dreaded housework... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
08/08/22·40m 42s

Pets, A Ski Trip & ... Nudity

You read that title correctly... This week, The Whitehall's tackle the subject of nudity. A state which apparently, Mr Whitehall is no stranger to. Find out how Anglo-German relations were left following an altercation in a hotel corridor and whether or not there's any middle ground, when it comes to pets! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
01/08/22·34m 34s

Cinema Snacks, Festivals & Learning To Drive

Give yourself a moment to think... Who would you like to teach you to drive? Hilary or Michael? Perhaps your answer says something about who you are. This week, The Whitehalls consider their history in cars, whether it's acceptable to eat at the cinema and the pros and cons of attending a music festival. Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
25/07/22·31m 54s

Rome, Royals & Racy Pictures

Brace yourselves DL's, because this week is quite a ride. Winston is heavily involved (both Churchill and Whitehall, in fact), Hilary temporarily loses the ability to podcast and Michael remembers the time he got very angry with a ticket seller in Rome. Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
18/07/22·40m 26s

"Celebrity", Social Media & Gossip

The idea of this week's episode is to take a sneak peak into the glamorous world of "celebrity" and all that it entails, but what can Michael & Hilary tell us about what really goes on behind the scenes and how much trouble can one end up in, if one's social media starts playing up? Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
11/07/22·33m 36s

Sleep, Exercise & The World of Sport

Here we go DL's! It's time for the next instalment of TWW's! This week, your emails have Hilary advising on exercise and goading Michael about things like 'walking football' and what time is the right time to go to bed. Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
04/07/22·42m 9s

Romance, Weddings & Parties

What a lovely trio of topics! That is... Unless you are Michael Whitehall. Find out how hard Hilary has to work to convince her darling husband to come to a party and the dalliance the Michael once had, with the daughter of a Prime Minister! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
27/06/22·36m 23s

Mobile Phones, Whistling & A Briefcase of Money

Here it is folks! Michael & Hilary Whitehall have flung open the door to their London home and they're inviting you in! In the inaugural episode, Hilary tries to explain what a YouTuber is and Michael relives a harrowing tale involving a hefty sum of cash. Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
27/06/22·28m 40s

COMING ON JUNE 27th!

Join Michael & Hilary Whitehall at their Thames embankment home as they share the wit, wisdom and knowledge on a range of topics, chosen by YOU! Perhaps you've got a nuisance neighbour, or an awkward conversation that you've put off for too long... Why not ask the Whitehalls what THEY would do!? Hilary will do her best to give a balanced, considered answer and Michael.... Won't do that. Episodes 1 & 2 will drop on Monday 27th June! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com
17/06/22·1m 13s
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