Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

In this bonus ball episode of the Restless Natives podcast with national treasure Martin Compston and King of two-time tv appearances, Gordon Smart. This week, more insights into the heirarchy behind the scenes of filming, Martins various lives, a rage at an inanimate object turns heartwarming message and a potential Christmas present.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

On this week's episode, musician, actor, writer, producer, podcaster and by Martin's admission, a pretty decent footballer - it's the only man who can rock up to the studio wearing socks and crocs and get away with it, Jordan Stephens! We're chatting growing up in the limelight, getting lost at Bestival with a fox, being humbled & some wicked tales from the set of Star Wars. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's slightly chaotic bonus: it's the first bonus record in the time-space continuum since Gordon went solo and Martin has some thoughts, the most expensive 3 minutes Martins had, a writing challenge for listeners, death by toothbrush, a brilliant April fools wind up, getting lifts with random people from the club and some resourceful rascals at the after show party. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Today we welcome a man who's been a doctor, an RAF pilot, and who every actor in the UK wants to be best friends with; Mr Line of Duty it's Jed Mercurio. Jed, Martin & Gordon chat about his past lives in hospitals and jets, as well as casting Martin, the team's favourite curry spot, learning of Martin's native accents and is there any news on another series of Line of Duty?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

We've held onto Robbie Knox for this week's bonus: Leave Now turns into a pulling technique, shitty sailor pant roulette, a misunderstanding of guerilla warfare means a kid thinks her dad's been hijacked by apes & Creepy Yoda makes an appearance.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Baby catcher, Soccer AM-er, Podcaster & Top Shagger Robbie Knox joins the boys properly, for a full episode in studio this week as the boys chat all things Soccer AM, Robbie delivering his own kid, Martin being hypnotised during hypnobirthing, touring, the most depressing w*nk in history, 'Leave Now'-esque games, getting a listen of an Oasis album, paying off the Mrs and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

This week is a slightly special bonus, as for the first time we're missing the wee sexy pirate a.k.a Robert De Nearly, but Civilian Chris Smart has reported for duty as always for the bonus ball on a Friday, for a mini debrief, lots of thank yous and some lovely messages about Restless Natives: Overreached Live. We're absolutely chuffed with the response and it's left us excited about what's to come! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week, author, screenwriter, friend and top shagger, John Niven joins Gordon and Martin in Glasgow to chat his new book 'O Brother' (Out now!), an excellent slash Gordon, never leaving your roots behind, the perils of writers' rooms and more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this weeks Hiphop Friday Bonus: Soft play height advantages, social dancing, ironing hacks, Danny Mountain, and confessions at a bedside. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

On the podcast this week we welcome another former housemate of Compston's, the finest Dundonian shagger of all time, the brilliant Kyle Falconer from The View. We're chatting ghost stories, melting records, on tour with Pete Doherty, singing into Hilter's mic, Kyle's show at the Fringe, nearly singing at Compston's wedding, writing songs, and award shows of rejection.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this weeks Bonus, Martin returns from McClure's wedding, the right way to eat a cheeseburger, vomit acting, a cheeky "QC" Granda story, Martin is saving fortunes in screen replacements and Roger Moore = Inventor of the Magnum Icecream?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week's episode we've managed to catch a very busy man. He's a fantastic raconteur, a great drinker, he's an athlete, he's a painter, he puts on the best gig you'll go to, he's the self-confessed Mayor of Glasgow, it's Elliot Gleave a.k.a Example. The boys chat airports, kids, painting, social media, the highest zipwire you've ever seen, what it takes to put on the best gig, an Ultimate Weekender, the corridors, or in Elliot's case number 1s, of his rejection and an incredible word of wisdom.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Reviews are in, and a mum and daughter get in touch with theirs following our Live show. Plus, a flaming toilet, a message about merch and chicken wings. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

It happened… They said it couldn’t be done, but 800 people turned up to watch this pair. Find out how it went, and what happened afterwards and why Martin had to go to a butchers before he arrived at the studio.  Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Nerves are starting to rattle, at least for Chris the Civilian... With only one day to go before they over reach themselves in front of a paying crowd, find out if Martin has done his homework and read the script!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week we are joined by one of Scotland’s proudest daughters, the Queen of the Shaggers, Sharleen Spiteri. The Clown, the Wolfman and the SPITeri chat her insane Glastonbury set, going Full Spiteri after one too many tequilas with Thierry Henry, Debbie Harry in her kitchen, her love of Elvis, a little scrap with Paris Hilton and the perils of soft tops.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

It's Friday, which means it's time for a bonus! This week Martin's family are back, we're chatting competitive board games, the fact Martin didn't know what an avocado looked like, a spoon of truth and when a date goes wrong.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week's Restless Natives, the boys are in Glasgow for their weekly carry on. We get tips, or pearl necklaces of wisdom from Robbie Knox from Jaack's Happy Hour Podcast for our big night at the Queen's Hall plus shaving in the back garden and a big old train con.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this edition of the bonus episode from the one and only Restless Natives, we're chatting stardust sprinklers, a radio work place windup, holiday romances, Befast facts and hooters. Enjoy!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week's Restless Natives, Martin's phone has been "broken" for 6 months...or has it, Gordon is back from his holidays, Martin tells stories from Miami, we're chatting hype for the live show, stickers, Gordon's new show, learn what the C value is and find out what Jimba's WhatsApp profile picture is.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's bonus we have a lovely tale from a listener down-under about a jobbie on a bus, Martin sends out a plea for Nuts High contributions, Gordon confesses to a decades old stitch up & are Restless Natives lunch boxes coming?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week’s Restless Natives: Gordon and Martin welcome esteemed actor, star of Agents of SHIELD, Iain De Caestecker. They chat adjusting to life in the US, embarrassing moments, terrible auditions, going Full Compston/ Full De Caestecker, ending up on a train to Wimbledon after a night out and King Arthur.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's bonus peeing in front of Atomic Kitten, a resourceful rascal skiving off school, first tv crushes, a sexy rabbit, and a work wind up and plea for merch for generous curves.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Martin and Gordon are back at London HQ for today's episode. The water w*anker is back on our telly boxes again and Martin gives the full critique, plus Martin thought he finally cracked ironing, before he burnt multiple t-shirts and we get the low-down from Soccer Aid. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On a guest streak - Emily Hampshire joins Gordon and Martin for this week's bonus ball. We're chatting starting fires, harvesting a decent charity prize from the sexy pirate himself, Emily's keepsakes from set, two more Canadian listeners and learn how to say Hello Shaggers in Québécois! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Gordon & Martin welcome Martin's "The Rig" co-star Emily Hampshire into the Restless Natives club this week. There's a stonking worst audition story and Gordon recalls a distant memory from a Spice Girls show from long ago...Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Warren Broon stuck around for the bonus - what a treat. We're chatting a wind up featuring Mr C Lion & Edinburgh Zoo, tattie thieves, overreaching with celebs, who Warren would be in Nuts High and genie bottle wishes.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

We have a big return for a big name on the Restless Natives Podcast this week, yes Warren Broon is back chatting Ten Pound Poms, nights out, the corridor of his rejection that doubled as a terrible audition, the lowdown on what happens at an Adult Butlins Weekender and the boys make a big announcement. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's edition of the Restless Natives bonus edition: a fishy jacket, synods and salt are the snack of Martin's childhood, a pair of red raw thighs, a proposition for a live in a bingo club, and a mistaken understanding of 'teetotal'. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In today's load of Restless Natives carry on: Martin realises he's the worst actor who's ever lived in rehearsals for The Rig, Idris Elba nearly got Gordon sacked, a date to see Parky, learning lines, Gordon has no eyebrows, keeping keepsakes from set, Martin's off to Soccer Aid and when you reluctantly go on a night out, and it pays off BIG time. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

For this week's Bonus LIVE (except very much not) from Leith, we have tales of garage fires, painful window panes, a dead man's April fools and so much more of your favourite Friday patter.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

The Restless Natives Clown and Wolfman are finally reunited and recording a podcast in one room after six months apart. Gordon and Martin chat about another glowing review, the stunning wifi in Norway, Gordon's shop launch trauma, a gift haul for Martin, age creeping up on you, being a wind-up merchant and many many school time memories.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's Bonus, brought to you from better internet in northern Norway than Scotland, a skin roll work prank, some back up for Gordon, Shaun Dillon's hilarious sicky story and people come from far and wide to watch Gordon pish. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week joining Martin and Gordon we have the man who's currently schlepping around Scandinavia with Compston, a man popping his podcast guest cherry, famous Phil, Phil MacHugh. Phil, Martin & Gordon chat their travels, how Phil knew Gordon long before Martin, samurai swords, making the pre-Facebook Facebook, going full Compston, Gary Lucy, failed Blue Peter auditions and hangover cures. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comfamous personal appearances in clubs, the pre-facebook facebook,

Being pished on by a monkey, pishing next to Paul Daniels, counting more pishing cars and a very resourceful rascal of a Granda - all things found in today's bonus ep. Enjoy!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week Martin joins us from Norway and Gordon from back north of the border. In this ep Martin realises you do a lot of travelling when you do a travel show, Gordon does an intimidating pish in a sea of oestrogen, we chat Restless Native scents, Martin's birthday celebrations, Bjork, merch and consultations with Dr Drew. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In your favourite start to the weekend this week: could Nuts High be a bedtime story series? A work prank that's not fun for everyone, more sibling injuries, a lovely Granda story and a sh*te job to rival Gordan's water w*nker one. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

From home in Greenock (yes we know we're jumping around in the time space continuum and on the globe in Martin's case), and a studio in London, comes the latest edition of Restless Natives. We're chatting Restless Natives in the air, Gordon spotted watching Brokeback Mountain, Martin offering a Canadian couple his driveway....and then ghosting them, casting couches, being starstruck, office culture, a new series of Northern Fling and corridors of Gordon's Soccer Aid rejection...and a lot more, if you can believe it. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Martin's frazzled and sat in the lobby of the WRONG hotel in Oslo, but we're still makin' magic baby, bringing you the bonus episode of Restless Natives! We're chatting new merch, making a fool of yourself on the first day, more strange injuries and someone sticking up for Gordon on the lunchbox debate. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Welcome to Restless Natives, hosted by the sexy pirate Short John Silver / Martin Compston and the civilian in the studio Gordon Smart. This week Martin's been not well, is preparing for the arrival of Shady man #4 AND has lost 3 airpods in a day - what a week. Plus we're chatting wind ups, paps, mistaken names and are introduced to the magical world of Nuts High. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

It's your favourite starter to your weekend, your Friday feel good Restless Natives bonus ep, this week filled with more nostalgia for grandparents, the beautiful mix of kids and injuries, another one of Gordon's film appearances on the cutting room floor, Martin on a booze cruise and when a man's hand is stuck in a toilet door on a train, do you just get off or will you help him out?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week we have a very special guest, podcaster, actor, dolphin impersonator and injurer of Martin's mam on the dancefloor, the one and only DI "Dot" Cottan, Craig Parkinson. Craig, Martin & Gordon chat hotel nightmares, nightmare auditions, auditioning for Line of Duty, Line of Duty coming to and end for Craig, Craig's award winning podcast...and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Welcome to the bonus episode of Restless Natives, we're chatting chopped fingers, AI, Granda will a bottle of Bells at the party and more work winds ups. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

From walking in the hills of Scotland, to the bustle of Leicester Square, Gordon's in the studio this week chatting to Martin from Las Vegas, but edging ever closer to to his return to the UK. This week: Martin's night out to see Stevie Ray and his t-shirt nightmare, moody men challenging the UFC champion in the casino, Martin's mam is over and he's been demoted below Tiana and the wee one, making a fool of yourself in front of Calvin Harris, mistaking earbuds for sweets, and acting 101 with Compston.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

It's the bonus episode! You're favourite part of Friday. In this week's episode: Gordon's club sandwich patter is evidently a load of rubbish, and Martin's been spreading it far and wide, another skate park injury, learning what 'de-gloving' is, a golf challenge, Martin's hurt his golf/shagging muscle and a fantastic work wind up involving Sir Sean Connery.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's instalment of Restless Natives: Gordon's recording from his Mum and Dad's, Martin's marvelling over a water balloon contraption, we're chatting the pubic triangle, lovely and hilarious moments with grandparents, work wind ups, drinking pissy Lucozade, Gordon goes on a night out with Warren Brown and we want your comedy pirate names for Compston. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Welcome to Restless Natives - the bonus episode! In this one: Shiteing yourself in public, a lovely plea for a waterbottle, horror stories from 'empties' and when a tangerine diet goes wrong in front of Tom Cruise.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Broadcaster, presenter, podcaster & fellow East coaster Edith Bowman jumps into the studio with Gordon and Martin this week. They're chatting Bovril, how Soundtracking came about, chatting to Spielberg, the struggle of getting East coast voices into radio, the most awkward interview moments, festival memories, a willy in crochet dungarees, falling off the stage drunk, and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Hello shaggers! This week’s bonus is brought to you by revenge pasties, an adidas samba with a shite in it, the only listener who fancies the civilian over Compo, the wives that are always right & the great sandwich/piece debate.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's ep, Gordon goes to check out the workshop for the Restless Natives musical, Martin's chattinh future ventures, there's a gecko in the aircon and a slimy lump of amphibious nonsense in the piping, lookalikes, bolognese vs ragu, Gordon overreaches at Louis Tomlinson's premiere, Martin's night out with Checkpoint Charlie and golf gets a hammering.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

On this week's bonus: Agent Nick's gets the blame for the missing merch, issues with a cat flap, a runaway horse for Christmas, snogging your cousins ex, Martin's Ooni pizza party, and remember BEWARE OF DOWELS IN THE WRONG HOLE.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's instalment of Restless Natives goodness, Martin's overreached, pirate danced in front of a non-Ring doorbell and then forgot about Spring break for 3 years old, Gordon tells the tale of his latest rejection at the hands of Iain Stirling, Cyril Sneer cocked up his one job at a James Bond premiere, is Peter Crouch getting involved with the homeless world cup, more back story on the water wanker AND we're getting involved with Restless Natives the musical.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week on the bonus, you'd never know it cause Producer Imo is a wizard but Gordon's broadband is a load of **** so we're dealing with a 7 second delay whilst recording. Despite this, we're bringing you all the standard Restless Natives chat, including a pair of very sare baws, Gordon's got a new gig, getting lost in translation and Tony Hawks.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's episode Gordon and Martin, a.k.a Ezo Momonga are chatting golf lessons, bad gigs, breaking bones, swimming galas, losing your wedding ring, a young Rihanna, crisis management, paps, Ed Sheeran and a lot more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

On your weekly top up of Restless Natives goodness to keep you going 'til Wednesday we've an update from the infamous Lesmahagow truck stop, a hammy, wet pillow sibling story and first jobs, including a belter from Gordon. Hanging basket anyone?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Author, journalist, actor and screenwriter, the brilliant Neil Forsyth joins the Clown and the Wolfman this week for a fantastic chat: international caps for Sealand, losing an award to an inanimate object, a cabbage for change, tales about extras, aswell as chat about Brian Cox, Gold, Urban Myths and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

On this week's bonus, the great debate of washing your legs in the shower or not, a kidnap tale, getting batteries for Christmas, anger at Alexa and a wild trip to Austria. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week, Martin and his civilian sidekick Gordon bring you another episode of carry on, dating apps, calling your ma a 'f*ckface' by accident, confusing shopkeepers with changing accents and the literal words from the weans are just some of the bits they get into. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week on the bonus with Martin aka Nigel Nae mates and Gordon aka Dr Gordon Long Nose Willy Brown: pizza crunches, the 54a bus/truck, favourite biscuits, and tinder bios. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Another excellent guest this week, with Skins and Game of Thrones star, the brilliant Joe Dempsie. Joe, Martin and Gordon chat overnight fame, embarrassing auditions, meeting Charlize Theron in a bunny costume, hearing Martin make strange noises through the wall, big nights out and so much more. Not one to be missed. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's your favourite Friday add-on to your favourite Wednesday podcast. Yes, it's the Restless Natives Bonus, brought straight to you from both a "wank tardis" in Vegas with a man who doesn't watch Dr Who and a hotel in Manchester with a man who's keeping up a years old lie to George Lamb. We're chatting hot dogs in a kettle at Adult Butlins & curried chicken and banana pizza. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In this week's ep Martin sees the arrival of the famous water softener and big Sean the worky and is trying to master the Alabama accent, Gordon's spoken to a proper Fish dinner expert, we're chatting the funniest stories across Gordon's desk, Martin sliding head first out an ambulance whilst filming, great headlines and Gordon's first dick pic. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's the b-b-b-bonus episode of Restless Natives. This week: A Sean Connery story, anger at a packet of ham, Tinder bios & arse injuries. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In this week's episode from your favourite rascals, Gordon's late...again, but has a good reason for it - involving a a truck stop in Lesmahagow, we've had a great response to the big man Tony Curran's episode, we're chatting packed lunches, Martin becoming the Top Shagger of househusbands, a mishap at the airport, Gordon dyeing his eyebrows, Jimba's Eminem story and so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In this bonus episode of your favourite unexpected food podcast, generously peppered with beautiful anecdotes, dark tendencies and lots of laughs, we're chatting the ideal Scottish breakfast, going method when making the wain's packed lunch and trouble assembling a pizza oven, plus being terrified by your 3 year old, being a top shagger and a vasectomy carried out by ZZ Top on Balls road. Yes you read that correctly. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

FINALLY, a Hollywood actor on the podcast. This week, incredible actor, fabulous raconteur and owner of a closet full of cocks, Tony Curran joins Martin and Gordon for an hour jam packed full of chat. Stories of Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman just to name a few, plus footie chat, times we've gone "full Compston", Tony's Slash Gordon moment, his wife's cock closet, Gordon's experience with a little blue pill, fury at a car boot and so so much more. Settle in for this one! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In today's list of bonus topics that don't make sense on paper, but complete sense in context of this podcast: pineapple in a toastie, sibling knife fights, fury at bikes, kids being bastards, an exploding car window and Gordon, the Handsome Barman. Enjoy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In the podcast recording time-space continuum it's Burns night, so of course Gordon has turned up in his full regalia...Martin has not. We're chatting pizza makers and the potential fire risk associated with a new Ooni challenge, an update for the Battery Park and a very special West End Offer. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

A pish fish shop name and a fishy dilemma...how many fish should one receive for a fish supper? - Just two of todays topics brought up by the correspondence from you, the listener. Plus, a resourceful rascal trying to get in on Foxy's challenge, when you prioritise chicken in a robbery and terrible footie chat. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Another heathy dose of trans-atlantic carry on from the clown and the wolfman, chatting cooking your toastie in a bag, the curious case of Thomas Kurian, a private jet pilot, whiskey in a wolf's head, a twisted testicle, a human dartboard, secrets you've kept from your parents and we hear all of your sibling disputes. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Another bonus episode comes to you jam packed full of correspondence from our listeners both north and south of the border. We're chatting more skin on/skin off fish suppers, a B-tech Steve Arnott, sliding into DMs, a spinning roundhouse kick, and a message from Shady Man #1. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Catch up with Martin and Gordon as we salivate over our kids' turkey dinosaurs, debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza, navigate through frisbee courses, explain the nickname 'Cyril' and talk knowing you've grown up when you're not nabbing someone's forklift truck. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Foxy's still with Gordon and Martin as they go through more brilliant correspondence from you! A mishap following some anger fuelled soup means a sink gets it with a hammer, Foxy gets involved in the fish supper skin on/skin off debate, we chat best curries and getting saucy marks on your Christmas jumper. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Our first guest of the year - and it's a good one. Jason Fox i.e Foxy joins Martin and Gordon for this week's hour or so of carry on. They talk about when the royalty visited Foxy in hospital in Jordan, difficult experiences, being hard as nails, Foxy's playlist going into battle, what it takes to bully a special forces operative off a Whatsapp group, being there for your mates, and an experience with a limo in San Francisco. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This Bonus Episode is a little bit different to the usual. This week, instead of ripping each other to shreds Martin and Gordon share a bit of love reflecting on the proud work that has been received over the festive period with Martin's 'Mayflies' and Gordon's 'Good Morning Britain'. But don't worry, the usual carry on is still in there, including chat around that tie decision by Gordon. Take a listen and listen out for a cheeky guest who may well be appearing in next week's episodes. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Join Gordon and Martin the Geography teacher as we navigate the podcast-time-conundrum of recording a New Years' episode before the New Year. We're chatting the boys' trip to Belfast, CDT, Compston being passed over for a selfie and Gordon gives us the first words of wisdom for 2023. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Did you have an amazing Christmas? We hope so. We're back this week with another bonus corresponding to your correspondence. We're chatting having a tug to Lorraine Kelly, asking Jed Mercurio to go for a piss and more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

We hope all of you resourceful rascals had a wonderful Christmas! This week we bring to you an episode recorded in Hollywood! - No, wait, Holywood, Belfast. Gordon and Martin sit down with comedian Shane Todd to chat a Line of Duty-esque corridor of rejection for Shane, accents, embarrassing stage moments and we pass the words of wisdom over to our guest. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

What's the crappest gift you've ever received at Christmas? Martin and Gordon find out what rubbish the listeners have had the pleasure of receiving... a bottle of vodka with the neck drunk out of it anyone? Merry Christmas! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

One word for this episode? Chaos. But it's oh so good. Martin hosts solo for a while, Gordon's late, Martin's been up a lighthouse, we chat the time Gordon was mistaken for being in Coldplay, introduce PR extraordinaire Karate Katie, Martin has an email out to one of the biggest acts in the world for the festival, and Liam Fray's manager gets in touch. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Fury at inanimate objects, Phil Foden's hairline comes under scrutiny, discussing the perfect chip, your brother leading you down the corridors of your rejection every time you enter his house and can anyone answer the question 'How far up the country before the skin comes off the fish?' Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

You join this episode shortly after the premiere of Martin's long awaited Amazon show 'The Rig', and Martin is feeling the repercussions. Edith Bowman walks Gordon down the corridors of his rejection, the boys discuss terrible Christmas gifts, turn down tickets to the World Cup, and have a footie related plan up their sleeves. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

We're back answering your correspondence! Will anyone get their hands on some merch? We discuss beef sausage croissants, debate baps vs rolls and there's an offer to cater the festival....for a price. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

The not drinking challenge heads thoroughly out the window thanks to Thanksgiving, and we're giving thanks because it's meant that Martin drunk texted Liam Fray from the Courteeners about festival...find out the response if any in this week's episode. Plus Willie Haughey- a very resourceful rascal- might be getting involved, we're getting into the festive spirit, have a surprise Griswold on the podcast and Martin needs a beard trim. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's our very first Bonus episode! We thought it was about time we sat and read through some of the brilliant correspondence that listeners have been sending in. Do we find a nickname for Producer Imo? Does Martin Compston know what a comb and paper band is? What is the worst backhanded compliment you've ever received? All will be answered! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Martin's back to the cupboard as he escapes Thanksgiving for this week's jam packed episode. Martin's boy utters his first swear, there's a tale of misidentification, Gordon walks the corridors of his rejection, there's a response from Alex James after last week, inanimate objects are getting a beating and Clyde Eats aren't going to know what's hit them when the Compston returns to Scotland for his free Wings n Hings. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week, Martin has upgraded out of the cupboard and Gordon records from the swanky new studios (but we won't talk about how long it took to set up this week's recording). We're chatting the World Cup and why we're not heading out there, our secret weapon (producer Imo), our brand new merch and what you could do to get your hands on it, disappointing wings, dogs, kids, jobbies, made up games, we update you on how the not drinking challenge is going and of course check in on the festival. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

We've gone international! Whilst Gordon records on his dodgy wifi in Scotland, Martin joins us from his cupboard in Vegas, surrounded by hats. They chat 4D screenings, footie anecdotes, a potential Scottish "Fyre Festival" doc and Gordon challenges Martin not to drink throughout November. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

As Brad Pitt eats in every scene of Oceans Eleven, Warren Brown appears in every episode of Restless Natives, and today he joins us in the flesh to chat Compstonite, Kickboxing, not "f***ing it up" at Idris Elba's wedding, missing flights and more shenanigans. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's an exciting one this week! We've an update on costs for the festival, and are considering selling some kidneys, Producer Joe says farewell plus tales of being suspended, Compston's hangover Domino's cure, Gordon's dad's spade hands and a question for Daniel Day Lewis. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's long overdue, but Martin & Gordon welcomed their wives, Tianna & Kate into the studio for a Mr & Mrs extravaganza! Plus, cold water swimming pap pictures, jet lag for DAYS and rattlesnakes on the golf course. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's a packed episode this week! The resourceful rascals have tales of gnomes, showbiz drink ups, Noel Gallagher's kitchen and the reason why covering yourself in jam won't work, whatever you're trying to achieve. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Give yourself a quick test... Who are the two Scottish lads who host this podcast? Martin & GORDON, right? Not according to one piece of correspondence sent in this week. Plus some exciting groundwork at Battery Park and shots fired from The Caddy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

There are a few little updates on the Restless Natives festival, not least because Martin got Gordon to open his little black book after a bit of a session... Plus, the cereal box game, a telephone wire catapult and what the next few weeks hold for the Clown & the Wolfman. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

As promised, there's more chat from Vicky & Adrian, plus loads more. Hear all about Martin's plans for Wingman, why he got stuck in the basement at the studios and whether or not The Darkness could be included on the line up at Battery Park next year! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

He said he'd make it happen, and he's only gone and done it. Martin managed to gather AC-12 into one studio to have a right carry on. Adrian Dunbar & Vicky McClure talk awkward auditions, the cutting room floor and the time they witnessed "Full Compston"! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's time for another one! This week, the lads kick around stories of voiceovers, improv, golf and smashing up greenhouses. Surely that's enough? Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It was only ever going to be a matter of time, but here he is! Googlemehen, Jim Leishman, The Provost of Fife joined Martin & Gordon in the studio for a bit of carry on. He tells all about the early impressions of his son-in-law, playing against Fergie & exactly how he came to be in the procession behind Gordon, as he carried the olympic torch. Plus, an update on Martin's Arctic Monkeys challenge and a belting story from Martin's list. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Let's have it right... Gordon & Martin were not in a good way this week. The night before had gone on a tad too long and the morning had come to meet them without any mercy... Especially Martin. That aside, they still managed to cover an exciting update about the Restless Natives Festival and some carry on about pretend piano playing, hairy hands and Martin's meatball pittas. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

The lads are back with more stories and more updates on their wild plans! Martin tells all about his nightmare audition experiences and his on-set antics, whilst Gordon comes clean about some questionable roles of his own! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

If you heard the first episode of Restless Natives, then you know that Gordon & Martin aren't going to let each other away with a lack of progress. They've set themselves challenges and they owe you some results... With that in mind, Martin has got his hands on a phone number and it's time to dial that number and find out whether this whole thing is doomed from the start! Plus, a painful meal, an ill-advised marathon and a very uncomfortable interview with a Japanese dignitary. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's time for you to saddle up with the clown and the wolfman for an explanation of what the hell is going on. Why on earth are they doing this and why does the world need this?? Strap in as Gordon & Martin set their very first lofty ambitions and get their early thoughts on whether or not they're going to achieve them. Plus, tabloid tricks, Line of Duty chat and some moving words of wisdom. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourceful rascals who take on the ambitious task of holding-up tourist buses in the Highlands… They were Robin Hood, only Scottish and on the back of a motorbike. Gordon Smart & Martin Compston are sampling that spirit - inspired by The Clown & The Wolfman - and distilling it into a podcast. They are setting themselves lofty ambitions before setting off in pursuit of tasks and goals they have absolutely no right achieving. A bit like their careers in TV, movies, newspapers and radio… Join them as they recount some of their ridiculous scrapes and adventures from the past while they plan even more ambitious, unreachable schemes for the future. Some of them will be achieved and others will crash and burn spectacularly. They’ve got lots to talk about, lots to share with you and nothing but time. As the film once said: “Is this the end of the story or a beginning of a legend?”