Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

In this week's episode Gordon and Martin, a.k.a Ezo Momonga are chatting golf lessons, bad gigs, breaking bones, swimming galas, losing your wedding ring, a young Rihanna, crisis management, paps, Ed Sheeran and a lot more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

On your weekly top up of Restless Natives goodness to keep you going 'til Wednesday we've an update from the infamous Lesmahagow truck stop, a hammy, wet pillow sibling story and first jobs, including a belter from Gordon. Hanging basket anyone?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Author, journalist, actor and screenwriter, the brilliant Neil Forsyth joins the Clown and the Wolfman this week for a fantastic chat: international caps for Sealand, losing an award to an inanimate object, a cabbage for change, tales about extras, aswell as chat about Brian Cox, Gold, Urban Myths and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

On this week's bonus, the great debate of washing your legs in the shower or not, a kidnap tale, getting batteries for Christmas, anger at Alexa and a wild trip to Austria. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week, Martin and his civilian sidekick Gordon bring you another episode of carry on, dating apps, calling your ma a 'f*ckface' by accident, confusing shopkeepers with changing accents and the literal words from the weans are just some of the bits they get into. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week on the bonus with Martin aka Nigel Nae mates and Gordon aka Dr Gordon Long Nose Willy Brown: pizza crunches, the 54a bus/truck, favourite biscuits, and tinder bios. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Another excellent guest this week, with Skins and Game of Thrones star, the brilliant Joe Dempsie. Joe, Martin and Gordon chat overnight fame, embarrassing auditions, meeting Charlize Theron in a bunny costume, hearing Martin make strange noises through the wall, big nights out and so much more. Not one to be missed. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's your favourite Friday add-on to your favourite Wednesday podcast. Yes, it's the Restless Natives Bonus, brought straight to you from both a "wank tardis" in Vegas with a man who doesn't watch Dr Who and a hotel in Manchester with a man who's keeping up a years old lie to George Lamb. We're chatting hot dogs in a kettle at Adult Butlins & curried chicken and banana pizza. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In this week's ep Martin sees the arrival of the famous water softener and big Sean the worky and is trying to master the Alabama accent, Gordon's spoken to a proper Fish dinner expert, we're chatting the funniest stories across Gordon's desk, Martin sliding head first out an ambulance whilst filming, great headlines and Gordon's first dick pic. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's the b-b-b-bonus episode of Restless Natives. This week: A Sean Connery story, anger at a packet of ham, Tinder bios & arse injuries. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In this week's episode from your favourite rascals, Gordon's late...again, but has a good reason for it - involving a a truck stop in Lesmahagow, we've had a great response to the big man Tony Curran's episode, we're chatting packed lunches, Martin becoming the Top Shagger of househusbands, a mishap at the airport, Gordon dyeing his eyebrows, Jimba's Eminem story and so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In this bonus episode of your favourite unexpected food podcast, generously peppered with beautiful anecdotes, dark tendencies and lots of laughs, we're chatting the ideal Scottish breakfast, going method when making the wain's packed lunch and trouble assembling a pizza oven, plus being terrified by your 3 year old, being a top shagger and a vasectomy carried out by ZZ Top on Balls road. Yes you read that correctly. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

FINALLY, a Hollywood actor on the podcast. This week, incredible actor, fabulous raconteur and owner of a closet full of cocks, Tony Curran joins Martin and Gordon for an hour jam packed full of chat. Stories of Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman just to name a few, plus footie chat, times we've gone "full Compston", Tony's Slash Gordon moment, his wife's cock closet, Gordon's experience with a little blue pill, fury at a car boot and so so much more. Settle in for this one! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In today's list of bonus topics that don't make sense on paper, but complete sense in context of this podcast: pineapple in a toastie, sibling knife fights, fury at bikes, kids being bastards, an exploding car window and Gordon, the Handsome Barman. Enjoy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

In the podcast recording time-space continuum it's Burns night, so of course Gordon has turned up in his full regalia...Martin has not. We're chatting pizza makers and the potential fire risk associated with a new Ooni challenge, an update for the Battery Park and a very special West End Offer. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

A pish fish shop name and a fishy dilemma...how many fish should one receive for a fish supper? - Just two of todays topics brought up by the correspondence from you, the listener. Plus, a resourceful rascal trying to get in on Foxy's challenge, when you prioritise chicken in a robbery and terrible footie chat. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Another heathy dose of trans-atlantic carry on from the clown and the wolfman, chatting cooking your toastie in a bag, the curious case of Thomas Kurian, a private jet pilot, whiskey in a wolf's head, a twisted testicle, a human dartboard, secrets you've kept from your parents and we hear all of your sibling disputes. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Another bonus episode comes to you jam packed full of correspondence from our listeners both north and south of the border. We're chatting more skin on/skin off fish suppers, a B-tech Steve Arnott, sliding into DMs, a spinning roundhouse kick, and a message from Shady Man #1. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Catch up with Martin and Gordon as we salivate over our kids' turkey dinosaurs, debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza, navigate through frisbee courses, explain the nickname 'Cyril' and talk knowing you've grown up when you're not nabbing someone's forklift truck. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Foxy's still with Gordon and Martin as they go through more brilliant correspondence from you! A mishap following some anger fuelled soup means a sink gets it with a hammer, Foxy gets involved in the fish supper skin on/skin off debate, we chat best curries and getting saucy marks on your Christmas jumper. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Our first guest of the year - and it's a good one. Jason Fox i.e Foxy joins Martin and Gordon for this week's hour or so of carry on. They talk about when the royalty visited Foxy in hospital in Jordan, difficult experiences, being hard as nails, Foxy's playlist going into battle, what it takes to bully a special forces operative off a Whatsapp group, being there for your mates, and an experience with a limo in San Francisco. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This Bonus Episode is a little bit different to the usual. This week, instead of ripping each other to shreds Martin and Gordon share a bit of love reflecting on the proud work that has been received over the festive period with Martin's 'Mayflies' and Gordon's 'Good Morning Britain'. But don't worry, the usual carry on is still in there, including chat around that tie decision by Gordon. Take a listen and listen out for a cheeky guest who may well be appearing in next week's episodes. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Join Gordon and Martin the Geography teacher as we navigate the podcast-time-conundrum of recording a New Years' episode before the New Year. We're chatting the boys' trip to Belfast, CDT, Compston being passed over for a selfie and Gordon gives us the first words of wisdom for 2023. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Did you have an amazing Christmas? We hope so. We're back this week with another bonus corresponding to your correspondence. We're chatting having a tug to Lorraine Kelly, asking Jed Mercurio to go for a piss and more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

We hope all of you resourceful rascals had a wonderful Christmas! This week we bring to you an episode recorded in Hollywood! - No, wait, Holywood, Belfast. Gordon and Martin sit down with comedian Shane Todd to chat a Line of Duty-esque corridor of rejection for Shane, accents, embarrassing stage moments and we pass the words of wisdom over to our guest. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

What's the crappest gift you've ever received at Christmas? Martin and Gordon find out what rubbish the listeners have had the pleasure of receiving... a bottle of vodka with the neck drunk out of it anyone? Merry Christmas! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

One word for this episode? Chaos. But it's oh so good. Martin hosts solo for a while, Gordon's late, Martin's been up a lighthouse, we chat the time Gordon was mistaken for being in Coldplay, introduce PR extraordinaire Karate Katie, Martin has an email out to one of the biggest acts in the world for the festival, and Liam Fray's manager gets in touch. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Fury at inanimate objects, Phil Foden's hairline comes under scrutiny, discussing the perfect chip, your brother leading you down the corridors of your rejection every time you enter his house and can anyone answer the question 'How far up the country before the skin comes off the fish?' Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

You join this episode shortly after the premiere of Martin's long awaited Amazon show 'The Rig', and Martin is feeling the repercussions. Edith Bowman walks Gordon down the corridors of his rejection, the boys discuss terrible Christmas gifts, turn down tickets to the World Cup, and have a footie related plan up their sleeves. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

We're back answering your correspondence! Will anyone get their hands on some merch? We discuss beef sausage croissants, debate baps vs rolls and there's an offer to cater the festival....for a price. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

The not drinking challenge heads thoroughly out the window thanks to Thanksgiving, and we're giving thanks because it's meant that Martin drunk texted Liam Fray from the Courteeners about festival...find out the response if any in this week's episode. Plus Willie Haughey- a very resourceful rascal- might be getting involved, we're getting into the festive spirit, have a surprise Griswold on the podcast and Martin needs a beard trim. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's our very first Bonus episode! We thought it was about time we sat and read through some of the brilliant correspondence that listeners have been sending in. Do we find a nickname for Producer Imo? Does Martin Compston know what a comb and paper band is? What is the worst backhanded compliment you've ever received? All will be answered! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Martin's back to the cupboard as he escapes Thanksgiving for this week's jam packed episode. Martin's boy utters his first swear, there's a tale of misidentification, Gordon walks the corridors of his rejection, there's a response from Alex James after last week, inanimate objects are getting a beating and Clyde Eats aren't going to know what's hit them when the Compston returns to Scotland for his free Wings n Hings. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

This week, Martin has upgraded out of the cupboard and Gordon records from the swanky new studios (but we won't talk about how long it took to set up this week's recording). We're chatting the World Cup and why we're not heading out there, our secret weapon (producer Imo), our brand new merch and what you could do to get your hands on it, disappointing wings, dogs, kids, jobbies, made up games, we update you on how the not drinking challenge is going and of course check in on the festival. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

We've gone international! Whilst Gordon records on his dodgy wifi in Scotland, Martin joins us from his cupboard in Vegas, surrounded by hats. They chat 4D screenings, footie anecdotes, a potential Scottish "Fyre Festival" doc and Gordon challenges Martin not to drink throughout November. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

As Brad Pitt eats in every scene of Oceans Eleven, Warren Brown appears in every episode of Restless Natives, and today he joins us in the flesh to chat Compstonite, Kickboxing, not "f***ing it up" at Idris Elba's wedding, missing flights and more shenanigans. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's an exciting one this week! We've an update on costs for the festival, and are considering selling some kidneys, Producer Joe says farewell plus tales of being suspended, Compston's hangover Domino's cure, Gordon's dad's spade hands and a question for Daniel Day Lewis. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's long overdue, but Martin & Gordon welcomed their wives, Tianna & Kate into the studio for a Mr & Mrs extravaganza! Plus, cold water swimming pap pictures, jet lag for DAYS and rattlesnakes on the golf course. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's a packed episode this week! The resourceful rascals have tales of gnomes, showbiz drink ups, Noel Gallagher's kitchen and the reason why covering yourself in jam won't work, whatever you're trying to achieve. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Give yourself a quick test... Who are the two Scottish lads who host this podcast? Martin & GORDON, right? Not according to one piece of correspondence sent in this week. Plus some exciting groundwork at Battery Park and shots fired from The Caddy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

There are a few little updates on the Restless Natives festival, not least because Martin got Gordon to open his little black book after a bit of a session... Plus, the cereal box game, a telephone wire catapult and what the next few weeks hold for the Clown & the Wolfman. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

As promised, there's more chat from Vicky & Adrian, plus loads more. Hear all about Martin's plans for Wingman, why he got stuck in the basement at the studios and whether or not The Darkness could be included on the line up at Battery Park next year! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

He said he'd make it happen, and he's only gone and done it. Martin managed to gather AC-12 into one studio to have a right carry on. Adrian Dunbar & Vicky McClure talk awkward auditions, the cutting room floor and the time they witnessed "Full Compston"! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's time for another one! This week, the lads kick around stories of voiceovers, improv, golf and smashing up greenhouses. Surely that's enough? Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It was only ever going to be a matter of time, but here he is! Googlemehen, Jim Leishman, The Provost of Fife joined Martin & Gordon in the studio for a bit of carry on. He tells all about the early impressions of his son-in-law, playing against Fergie & exactly how he came to be in the procession behind Gordon, as he carried the olympic torch. Plus, an update on Martin's Arctic Monkeys challenge and a belting story from Martin's list. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Let's have it right... Gordon & Martin were not in a good way this week. The night before had gone on a tad too long and the morning had come to meet them without any mercy... Especially Martin. That aside, they still managed to cover an exciting update about the Restless Natives Festival and some carry on about pretend piano playing, hairy hands and Martin's meatball pittas. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

The lads are back with more stories and more updates on their wild plans! Martin tells all about his nightmare audition experiences and his on-set antics, whilst Gordon comes clean about some questionable roles of his own! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

If you heard the first episode of Restless Natives, then you know that Gordon & Martin aren't going to let each other away with a lack of progress. They've set themselves challenges and they owe you some results... With that in mind, Martin has got his hands on a phone number and it's time to dial that number and find out whether this whole thing is doomed from the start! Plus, a painful meal, an ill-advised marathon and a very uncomfortable interview with a Japanese dignitary. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

It's time for you to saddle up with the clown and the wolfman for an explanation of what the hell is going on. Why on earth are they doing this and why does the world need this?? Strap in as Gordon & Martin set their very first lofty ambitions and get their early thoughts on whether or not they're going to achieve them. Plus, tabloid tricks, Line of Duty chat and some moving words of wisdom. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourceful rascals who take on the ambitious task of holding-up tourist buses in the Highlands… They were Robin Hood, only Scottish and on the back of a motorbike. Gordon Smart & Martin Compston are sampling that spirit - inspired by The Clown & The Wolfman - and distilling it into a podcast. They are setting themselves lofty ambitions before setting off in pursuit of tasks and goals they have absolutely no right achieving. A bit like their careers in TV, movies, newspapers and radio… Join them as they recount some of their ridiculous scrapes and adventures from the past while they plan even more ambitious, unreachable schemes for the future. Some of them will be achieved and others will crash and burn spectacularly. They’ve got lots to talk about, lots to share with you and nothing but time. As the film once said: “Is this the end of the story or a beginning of a legend?”