The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

By Tall or Nothing

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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Episodes

Abbey Threatens Peter with a DIVORCE…..Party!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are looking at the worst, but often inevitable part of a relationship - the breakup!But before whipping the Kleenex out, Abbey and Pete have a lot to be laughing about. Abbey reveals how she is the only person on the planet that enjoys going to waterparks without getting wet and Pete lets loose with some CORNY jokes about the state of his plates of meat. And fear not, if you have recently found yourself as the newest member of the lonely hearts club then we have got you covered too. We look at the recent phenomena that is divorce parties (shout out Kim K), not so bonk beating playlists, and swipe right to listen to our triumphant tinder tactics in the modern age. In Agony Ab, we hear from a disgruntled employee who has new company policy is giving him quite the dogs life, as well as from a thoughtful fiancé who is struggling to see the potential benefits of his upcoming laser eye surgery…if you’ll pardon the pun. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro03:07 Bazooka that Verruca13:11 Mrs Multitasker18:54 Weekly Whine Club26:07 The World’s Worst Kebab?31:11 The Breakup35:22 Get Involved!38:07 Hell Yeah!41:26 Divorce Parties 47:11 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/02/241h 6m

Crouchy's Secret Life as a Content Creator EXPOSED

On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are coming (almost) live and direct from their brand new podcast studio. After months of having her posh living room trashed, Abbey has pulled rank and decided enough is enough. But fear not, it may be a new studio, but it is the same old Therapy Crouch. Abbey and Pete are digging deep this week, where we hear about Pete’s secret life as a ‘content creator’ and Abbey’s best selling novel from a former life also makes a reappearance. The gang go slightly off-piste in this one as a fit of the giggles rips through the studio like a bull in a china shop and leaving Abbey and Pete unable to get their words out. In the weekly whine club, we hear from a proud father who was able to successfully use the GROW UP shout this weekend when he was down watching his young lad play football, and Pete also has a moan at Abbey’s less-than-impressive technological abilities. We also stage a very special Ask Us Anything section where we hear from you, the listener, in a no holds barred conversation where your favourite couple answer your burning questions. Also, stick around for the Agony Abs, where Abbey is left far less than impressed with a husband whose wife has had a DIY disaster and Pete give a b*llocking to someone’s colleague who keeps on making rather anti-social lunches in the office. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:28 Intro03:38 Stranger Things07:16 Start Lead Scandals12:51 Peter Crouch: Content Creator18:51 Abbey Clancy: Award Winning Author25:16 Yaki-Da31:32 Weekly Whines37:20 Tw*ts in Lycra40:24 Freaky Friday43:23 Viccy Sponge49:58 Sophie’s Choice52:05 Desert Island Discs54:09 Agony AbsAsk Us Anything form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/editTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/241h

Abbey Clancy Reveals Peter’s Cheesy Chat Up Lines That Actually Worked!

Love is certainly in the air on today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, as Abbey and Peter are celebrating all things Valentine’s day. We hear some of their best - and worst - chat up lines used to charm one another and Abbey gives the lowdown on what songs will be making it on to her bonk beats playlist this Wednesday. Abbey and Peter are also on hand to give advice to those of you who are feeling a little bit neglected this time of year as well as what to do if you ever find yourself dating someone whose name gives you the ICK.And fear not singletons, we also have some words of wisdom for those of you who don’t have a date this year and find your legs dangling off the single shelf. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!00:00 Introduction05:32 Dry February09:35 60 Minute Makeover13:35 Weekly Whine Club16:23 Bonk Beats 28:50 Valentine's Day33:33 Romance isn’t Dead38:32 Date Night43:24 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/02/2455m 54s

Peter’s Wild Birthday Antics Exposed on The Therapy Crouch

It is a very special addition of The Therapy Crouch this week, as the team helps to ring in Pete turning the big 4 3. Although the big man has admitted he is getting to the age where he would prefer these things to go unnoticed, Abbey is undeterred and we explore what makes the perfect birthday for the man who as it all…The pair also regale us with their recent Burn’s nights celebrations, and Abbey reveals her sneaky tactics in ensuring she secured the perfect gift for her man on his special day. In Agony Ab, we hear from our listeners we hear from a listener who is fed up with his sister’s questionable parenting tactics as well as from someone whose best friend isn’t putting h*es before bros…Sit down, grab yourself a slice of birthday cake and enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro06:26 Burn Baby Burn11:33 The Big Day Out18:13 Weekly Whine Club29:06 Flaky Friends31:06 PARTAYYY40:17 Pete’s Perfect Pub48:42 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/02/241h 4m

Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Abbey’s UFO Experience Revealed

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exploring all things conspiracies!After listening to you, our listeners, in our ‘Ask Me Anything’ episode we decided that it was hide time to give the people what they want and whack our tin foil hats on.After Abbey’s recent UFO encounter on the A3 - the team try to debunk some of their personal favourite conspiracies, expect moon landings, flat earth, illuminati and more!After putting the world to rights, Agony Ab is also on hand to help you with football mad hubbys who are determined to derail your big day, awkward exes and what to do when your bonk beats have been left on mute. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro03:38 The New Floor05:17 PAARTAAYYY11:42 Magical Morning at lion Lodge14:22 Marble Chargers23:22 Weekly Whines30:37 Lets talk conspiracies47:40 Agony Abs53:57 Football Crazy, Football Mad01:00:28 Ex on the BeachTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/01/241h 7m

When You Are Too Old for Only Fans and Have to Create Your Own #OnlyGrans

With one more week of the dreaded January blues left, we thought we would brighten up your day with a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter are joined on the couch by Chatty Man Alan Carr and his partner in crime Amanda Holden. As you can probably guess, this episode was full of surprises, and explosive revelations. We hear Alans habits that drive Amanda up the wall, why you never want to take a trip to a marble quarry on a hangover and Alan’s disappointment at the fact he is less OnlyFans, more OnlyGrans…. They are also on hand to give advice to our listeners who are struggling with their ‘Mingebag’ husbands, groaning grannies and Judgey Dry Jan partners. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:25 Intro05:26 DNA Journeys09:53 More tea, Vicar?11:47 Hangovers, Spritz, and Marble Quarry Mishaps15:26 The Sound of Silence20:10 Podcast vs. Chat Shows23:09 Bikini Fetish 25:34 Dry January Judgment31:32 Green Flags 35:19 Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job38:36 Penelope!48:05 Agony Abs52:10 GROW UP!57:47 OnlyGransTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/01/241h 1m

Abbey and Peter Lift the Lid on their Love of a Dirty Rim

It is a big week for the Therapy Crouch this week as we find ourselves celebrating a double birthday celebration! Not only is it the nation’s favourite Agony Aunt’s birthday, but your not-so-new favourite podcast has also turned 1 years old!!! After having some typical travel woes over the Christmas period, Abbey and Pete are back on the couch to discuss Ross’ rascal trainers, Pete’s new found love of Zumba and Abbey’s failed attempt at dry January. As it is our one year podiversary, we also take a walk down memory lane to reminisce on some of our personal highlights from throughout the past 12 months, of which there has been plenty. And it is business as usual in Agony Ab, where we hear from someone who has caught the workplace b*tches throwing shade at her best pal and a woman who feels her husband needs to start laying down the law in the workplace. Enjoy this very special, Therapy Crouch Birthday Bonanza! 00:00 Intro06:05 Peter Crouch, Zumba Wonder08:56 Turbulent New Years10:32 Damp January17:40 Manifest this21:06 Weekly Whine Club30:22 Birthday Bonanzas34:00 PMA37:27 It Was a Very Good Year42:09 Google Me49:28 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/01/241h 2m

It’s a New Year, but the Same O’l Therapy Crouch!

Happy Tuesday Therapy Crouch fans! On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter take a moment to to reflect on all things New Years and the dreaded resolutions that come with it! The pair give their thoughts on if they think there is any point trying to do a resolution in this day in age or if they are doomed from the very start….Dry January, project get fit, Blue Monday and terrible birthday timings are all things discussed on today’s pod and as usual the gang has some VERY surprising takes on a few of these topics. We also have a very touching message from one of our listeners whose life has been changed dramatically through The Therapy Crouch as well as the usual outrageous shenanigans that occur in both the weekly whine club and our famous Agony Ab section. Happy New Year!00:00 Intro06:18 Makin’ Babies10:47 60 Minute Makeover16:05 Batman vs Superman20:50 Golden Shower24:08 Does my bum look big in this?27:29 New Year's Celebrations32:39 Resolutions41:16 Blue Monday 42:42 Agony Ab50:40 Communication & Relationship Dynamics01:02:09 Intellectual Interests & Time ConstraintsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/01/241h 6m

The Therapy Crouch x NewlyWeds - The Crossover you Never Knew You Needed

It is the first Therapy Crouch of the New Year! What better way to kick off 2024 on the couch than getting the one and only Jamie Laing and Sophie Haboo on the sofa! The former stars of Made In Chelsea and creators of the hugely successful Nearly/NewlyWeds podcast - this episode was not short of a few laughs and occasionally over sharing! We hear all about how Jamie and Sophie’s relationship got off to a rather unconventional start, embarrassing fertility clinic fiascos and their plans for the future!In Agony Ab, the NewlyWeds are on hand to help give advice to our listeners who are stuck in a prank battle within their friendship group as well as one of our most outrageous emails of the series - stay tuned!00:00 Intro09:21 First Dates14:33 Hilarious mishaps17:07 Family planning 18:43 Saturday Night Takeaway20:34 Posh W*nk30:08 Podcast wars36:23 MIC43:21 Clean Freaks47:05 Jealous Guy54:41 Agony Abs01:01:51 Free Fridge01:06:10 No WordsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/01/241h 15m

Ask Us Anything!!! Abbey and Peter FINALLY reveal all.....

It’s Boxing Day Baby! But have no fear, The Therapy Crouch isn’t going to leave you hanging and we have got a very special episode for you today….Ask Us Anything!We have been putting the feelers out there on our social media for some of the burning questions you guys have got for Abbey and Pete and some are a lot more out there than others….Nipple sized hands or hands sized nipples, Therapy Crouch tour 2024 and Abbey’s preferred lipstick choices are some of the answers you can expect to find out today. And don’t worry, the nation’s favourite Agony Ab hasn’t gone anywhere and we are on hand to help with home improvement nightmares, hunky housemates who have a penchant for being scruffy f*ckers and what to do when your new boyfriend gets a less than lukewarm reception from your nearest and dearest. 00:00 Intro04:14 Parenting Challenges12:13 Shopping Woes14:23 AMA: Ask Us Anything19:55 Preferences on Height22:23 Work-Life Balance and Parenthood26:50 Board Games29:37 #StayGrounded34:14 Home Decor 37:01 Agony Ab40:57 Dealing with friends' opinions on partner43:35 Hone Improvements To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/12/2347m 54s

The Therapy Crouch’s Christmas Party!!!

It is officially our last episode before Christmas and it would only be fitting for us to have a little festive fiesta!! It is a double celebration is the Crouch household after Scott pulled his finger out and asked the big Q - which has prompted some discussions on Abbey trading hers in for an upgrade (ring not fella) Although it isn’t all festive cheer as the pair have been up to their usual antics and have come locked and loaded with multiple weekly whines - a lot of of them regarding the other’s fashion faux pas. And fear not, we are not abandoning you guys with your own relationship woes, Agony Ab is still on the couch to help with your long distance heart ache and those of you who are struggling with husbands who have little to no interest in putting the Christmas tree up!! Bah humbug!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch and Happy Christmas!!!Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Intro05:01 Fashion Faux Pas 06:10 Moose Knuckles 07:48 Christmas Shopping09:38 Guest Dynamics and Podcast Experience10:21 Family Activities12:39 Christmas Menu16:45 Partayyy18:09 Party Games35:26 Christmas Traditions 42:24 Agony Ab45:24 Decorating Woes49:47 Long-Distance Relationship WoesTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/12/2355m 3s

The Therapy Crouch Guide To Christmas Gifting

Abbey and Pete join forces with Klarna for this special edition of The Therapy Crouch, packed full of tips and tricks (plus the odd fail from Pete) for gifting and hosting this Christmas.  What’s Pete’s tried and tested present buying strategy? What has Abbey got in store for him over the festive period? And who is the real grinch of the Clancy / Crouch household Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/12/2323m 27s

The Therapy Crouch made some new friends....and they do not disappoint

The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! The Therapy Crouch has waited almost a year for this very special moment and boy was it worth it…This week, we are joined by fellow podcasters and new best friends, James Buckley and Clair Buckley! It’s fair to say that this is a bit of a milestone for the podcast and nothing was off the table in this no holds barred chat, from how to pity a girl into bed to James’ truly teeth woes. They are also a welcome addition to Agony Ab couch, where we hear from a woman who is being constantly undermined in the workplace which Clair has some FANTASTIC advice for. Do not miss this one!Check out James and Clair Buckleys Youtube channel ‘At Home With The Buckleys’ here -> https://www.youtube.com/c/athomewiththebuckleys Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Intro04:00 Where it began….11:00 Home Life 13:00 Career Future Ventures22:00 Animal rescue26:45 WTF29:22 Parenting Dynamics39:36 Turkey Teeth46:36 James Buckley, kitchen fitter56:57 Staycations01:00:11 Is it James or Jay?01:01:07 "The Inbetweeners"01:13:12 Bonk Beats01:16:29 Mutual Interests01:20:30 Workplace StrugglesTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/231h 2m

'Tis The Season

As Christmas approachs Pete and Abbey are getting into the festive spirit, by discussing their holiday joys and pet peeves from Christmas prep to how to do presents. After a trip to Bicester Village this week, Pete and Ab discuss each others contradicting shopping styles.With plenty of your Agony Ab's and Weekly Whines we are back to give you fantastic(ish) advice. To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/12/231h 9m

When good intentions backfire SPECTACULARLY

After their recent break away from the kids to ‘disconnect and reconnect’ Abbey and Pete are back with tales of when even the best of intentions can backfire with hilarious results. Thailand in the depths of monsoon season? Sounds like the perfect opportunity for Abbey to tear through three books and avoid talking to Pete at all costs… In our weekly whine (or shine) club, we hear from a couple who have had the picture perfect proposal in nowhere else than the big apple itself as well as a woman who is convinced her husband has taken up whistling as a full time hobby just to drive her round the bend. And we also hear some outrageous chat which will hopefully stand as a warning to all you guys on why you shouldn’t drunk and dial. On this week’s Therapy Crouch we’ve got 99 problems but a b*tch aint one. Enjoy! 00:00 Introduction06:01 Approachable Pete06:58 Dad Jokes21:37 Monsoon season26:28 Book worms32:38 Sunseekers36:27 School hols42:41 Magic Hour44:26 Abbey’s Accountancy48:39 Health is wealth56:03 Agony Abs01:03:28 GameboysTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/11/231h 8m

Surprise, Surprise

Ahead of Pete’s long anticipated surprise holiday for him and Abbey, the pair sit down to talk about some of the more memorable - and even more forgettable - surprises they’ve pulled off for each other. Not wanting to be outdone by the Therapy Crouch team, we also hear from our listeners who have provided some of their best and worse surprises over the year, from days out being a zookeeper to spiteful exes with a taste for Bridget Jones. Aside from the big surprise trip, Abbey and Pete talk about some of their smaller scale surprises over the years and how it’s sometimes the smaller romantic gestures that can keep the spark alive. In Agony Ab, the team are on hand to give advice to a listener who’s partner loves the smell of their own f*rts as well as someone dealing with the breakdown of one of their oldest and longest friendships. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Intro03:06 Travel Plans07:51 Audience Surprise Stories12:02 Animal Encounters18:44 Not so surprise surprise23:51 Romance isn’t dead27:06 The big getaway36:37 Rekindling the romance44:13 Christmas Revelations56:39 Agony Ab01:07:16 Pass Gas?To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/11/231h 13m

Therapy Crouchfest

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to take stock ofter the roaring success that was Crouchfest. Never ones to take themselves too seriously, the gang talk all things fancy dress, gameshow parodies, music and everything in between. Abbey also gives insight into their ‘Sunday Monday’ experience - a rare treat when the house is normally jam packed with four kids. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is feeling pressured into going on a rather expensive family group holiday as well as a young couple who are struggling to decide if they want to have another baby, secure their nest or blow it all on the big day!Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:11 Introduction03:42 Post-Crouchfest Recovery05:48 Holiday Memories09:30 Blind Date Segment15:30 Performance Highlights 16:52 Bomby night19:35 Compliment to Abby at the End23:09 Man Flu29:40 Weekly Whine Club38:04 Therapy CrouchFest 40:27 The Greatest Showman43:53 Agony AB48:10 Priorities52:54 Paris, city of loveTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/11/2356m 35s

Here comes the Bride(maid)

It has been a big week for Abbey - she finally popped her bridesmaid’s cherry for none other than her BFF Holly. But before they spill the beans on the wedding of the year, they reminisce on what has been a rather eventful week. From halloween face paint fails to a Geoff Clancy fashion faux pas there is plenty to be unravelled here. Abbey and Pete also take a surprising detour from the pod topic and reminisce on some of their school school day pranks and performances which brings a lot of happy memories flooding back.In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who has suffered the ultimate betrayal from her former best friend and we also hear from someone who got A LOT more than they bargained for when they went for their monthly mop chop. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Introduction 02:04 Can I have your autograph?09:13 Crouchfest prep15:59 Karaoke queen20:14 Toys ‘R’ Us22:48 Weekly Whines27:34 Here comes the Bride(maid)40:20 Back to school 48:09 Agony Ab53:02 The ultimate betrayalTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/11/2358m 50s

Happy Halloween!!

Keeping in the spirit of the spookiest day of the year, Abbey and Peter have donned their best outfits and are talking all things fright night. Before delving into everything that gives them the heebie jeebies though, we have a recap on what could have potentially been the best week of Abbey’s life……so far. There is some big name dropping in this week’s podcast, with Madonna, Frankie Dettori, Mick Hucknall of Simply Rouge and Mr Micky Mouse himself all getting honourable mentions. It’s a laugh a minute on today’s Therapy Crouch, with Dad jokes galore, Pete’s biggest fears exposed and Abbey’s sharp scouse wit is in full swing to keep everyone in check. In our Agony Ab section, Abbey and Pete are on hand to give advice on toenail health and maintenance as well as what to do when your hubby starts to neglect his hair and waistlines! Happy Halloween from all the team at The Therapy Crouch! Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Introduction03:27 Madonna 06:27 Airport Ab (Airport Anxiety)10:00 Theater Trip15:28 Meeting Mick Hucknall22:33 Dad Jokes24:25 Audience Whines28:36 Let’s gets snoggin29:50 Prop box32:20 Fears and Anxieties 35:05 Claustrophobic Crouchy38:47 Relationship fears in the early stages of dating.42:16 Ageing 46:32 Agony Abs - Loud lovers48:49 Toenail Troubles52:39 Halitosis Heartreak57:15 When a forehead becomes a fiveheadTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/10/231h 1m

Mischief Week

It is a one week countdown to Halloween and in honour of the Scouse tradition of Mizzy night, Abbey and Peter are getting their spook on!Fresh off the back of her first ever hen do - Abbey has had her own mischief weekend away with the girls and has left Pete to a weekend of paw patrol performances with the little ones. The pair also reminisce on some of their old antics around the spookiest time of year - eggs-be-athrowin and apples-be-adunkin! Cue feline inspired outfit ideas and fright nights at Thorpe Park too!The team are also on hand to help with your conundrums of the heart - with one woman advice on whether to stay in a relationship with no prospect of wedding bells as well as a listener who has been pushed to the edge by her husband’s refusal to get involved in the weekly food shopEnjoy this week’s, The Therapy Crouch!Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Introduction03:23 Abbey’s Hen Do’s and Don’ts07:43 Peter's Paw Patrol Performance11:04 TV Show and Book Release 19:42 Weekly Whine Club20:37 Squirrel Red23:53 Halloween and Home Decorations29:38 Tall Teen Clothing35:07 The adventures of Ralphie40:45 Mischief Week46:07 Fright Night53:23 Costume Ideas and Party Plans55:13 Agony Ab58:27 Marriage Dilemma01:04:36 The Big Shop01:08:01 Skid RowTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ Clips Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/10/231h 14m

I AM NOT A FISH

Happy Tuesday! With the official Therapy Crouch book now on sale, Abbey and Peter have had a busy week of promo, sitting down on the one show couch, this morning and anywhere else that will have them. For this reason, we sat down in a hotel in London which shared an uncanny resemblance to a budget Chinese restaurant/brothel. This week, Abbey and Pete are talking about how they are currently trying to reconnect with one another. Pete has got a big surprise trip planned for Abbey that apparently will take them through 2 or her 3 no go zones and Abbey recalls all the little pranks they used to play on each other during their early days together and the gang try and come up with some new ones you can get your other half on!And you guys have been back in touch looking for advice on matters of the heart! We hear from a woman who is sick to death of the mess her hubby leaves when it comes to trimming his beard and a girl in need of a chat up line for her gym crush. Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇lnk.to/therapycrouchTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ YouTube Clips: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4DbgFor more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/10/2359m 38s

Guilty Pleasures

After the ribena-gate of last week, tune in to see if Ralphie made it to a second week in the Crouch family household. This week, the Abbey and Peter are chatting about all things guilty pleasures. After hearing about a recent TikTok trend, Abbey is desperate to stay down with the kids and expose all the things that men secretly love but hate to admit, what could go wrong…..?From their mutual taste in TV and the fact they are both more than partial to a bit of Simply Red, it is safe to say they both have more than their fair share of guilty pleasures they can expose the other one for. As always, you guys have been in touch in search of some advice from the nation’s number 1 Agony AB! Abbey takes the role of hype queen for a woman who has been stuck with a guy suffering from Botox Bias and is on hand to help a young gent who is suffering from a 3 ft 5 neighbour from hell. Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to👇lnk.to/therapycrouchTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/10/231h 8m

Doggystyle

In this week’s pod, Peter finally admits his love love for the young pup!! As expected, Abbey is less than magnanimous in success but there is no love lost between the pair. In the weekly whine club, one of our golf widow listeners has been in touch, much to the detriment of the big man, and we also hear from a young scaffolder who’s struggling to enjoy a day evening off even on a cold wet Tuesday underneath the spotlights. In one of our most F’d up Agony Abs of the series, a long time suffering housewife details her husbands perverted tea making skills and Abbey is on hand to give some advice to an unlucky in love recently singleton. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyListener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/10/2353m 19s

The Therapy Crouch Guide To Better Holidays

British Airways Holidays are making it so much easier to enjoy your holidays without the stress. All their holidays are ATOL protected, they offer a 24hr helpline should you need them when you’re away and allow you to book with a low deposit. You can enjoy flexible payments until you fly*, and can even use Avios points towards your holiday too! Plus, all their holidays include a 23kg baggage allowance per person, so no surprises when you book. If this episode inspires you to take your holidays more seriously you can head to Ba.com/holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/09/2320m 10s

Role Models

Abbey and Peter are back with a bang this week where they sit down and discuss some of the big influences they have had in their lives that have helped them get where they are today. We hear about some of their favourite school teachers, parents and family members which are often the unsung heroes of people’s success! In weekly whine club, Abbey’s obsession with the new cavapoo, Optimus, is already driving Pete to the edge of insanity before it has arrived but Abbey is in no mood to take any of his SH*T. You guys have also been in touch with your bug bears of the week and Agony Ab is on hand as always to offer some advice. Whether you are struggling with the girl from work’s bowel movements or annoyed at your husbands obliviousness when it comes Christmas Presents - the Therapy Crouch has got you covered! Enjoy! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/09/2359m 30s

Love Thy House

Abbey and Peter sit down this week and talk all things grand designs. Abbey is well known for her love of a pet project/doer upper and is on hand to give some top tips on how to spruce up your interiors without breaking the bank! Pete also has some very interesting suggestions on how he would improve their current home and relives some childhood fantasies when weighing up the idea of creating a soft play area for the kids. In the weekly whine club, we hear from a husband whose wife-to-be is driving him round the bend by refusing to listen to the podcast and from a long suffering husband whose wife struggles to follow TV plot lines. All this and much more only on, the Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/09/2353m 39s

Back to School!

With term time back upon us, Abbey and Peter sit down to reflect on their summer holidays and their mixed emotions now that the little ones have gone back to school. The gang have some tips on how to get back into the swing of things if you have fallen out of routine and some other pearls of wisdom on how to make the most of your time away from the kids. In a change of tone for the weekly whine club we hear some uplifting stories of how your other halves have gone the extra mile this week to put a smile on your face so it is less of a weekly whine and more of weekly shine! However, it is business as usual for the Agony Abs and we find out what to do when someone prematurely drops the L bomb and how to get you partner back when they criticise your weekly shopping skills. All this, and much more, only on The Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/09/2344m 37s

Holiday Ep Pt 2

We are back and live from sunny Portugal with the gang discussing all things fashion! Abbey is on hand to give some tips on how to bring your man up from a strong 4 to a 6.5, and Pete spills the beans on how to achieve the Amalfi coast-chic look he has been known to rock. We also learn of the perils of drinking tap water and Pete has some very questionable Dad jokes that make an appearance. In Agony Ab, we hear of a young woman contemplating leaving her life behind up north and moving herself to the big smoke and from one of our poor listeners who cringes every time she hears his name, what a stu-pot! Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/09/2346m 7s

Moving Abroad

In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and go on holiday to where The Therapy Crouch began.If you could move abroad where would you go and why? Would you move to a quiet American raunch? Or would you prefer a beautiful house secluded in a Spanish mountain range? Today Peter & Abbey discuss their preferences on where they could move to and the countries which are on their travel list. You guys have also been in touch to keep us updated on your own weekly whines and dilemmas that have come up over the past week. We hear from a women who's husband refuses to help clean the house & a man who has put on a stone while trying to lose weight. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/08/2350m 16s

Bonus: Abbey Almost Gets The Boot

In this extra special episode of the pod, courtesy of Acast Creative and WhatsApp from Meta, Abbey and Pete switch phones and dive deep into their chats. Golf gets cancelled, Pete wins the "Champion's Shield" and Abbey almost get’s the boot. So get comfy, enjoy the episode, and remember to lock your chats!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/08/2316m 9s

Beige Flags

In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing one of the hottest new TikTok trends that is….Beige Flags. Does your boyfriend rely on a waiter’s recommendations to make his food choices? Or ever found yourself on a date with someone who uses well known sayings in slightly the wrong context? Well you are not alone! Today the gang go through some of the most well known beige flags around as well as some of their own for each other. You guys have also been in touch to keep us updated on your own weekly whines and dilemmas that have come up over the past week. We hear from a woman who is sick to death of her husband’s noisy bedroom antics as well as a disgruntled sister who fears her little brother is trying to take the shine off her big day. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyListener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/08/2342m 32s

And they call it, Puppy Love

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing all things young love. With their own daughter approaching dating age, the gang reflect on some of their own young love experiences. Abbey reminisces on getting caught telling porky pies so she could sneak out without a chaperone whilst Pete cringes at some of his Dad’s antics when he was young and on the pull. We have also heard from some of our listeners whose young love story has lasted the test of time and they are still rocking it many years later - much to the dismay of some of their doubting High School teachers. And finally, the country’s favourite Agony Ab is back to help with some of the dilemmas you guys have found yourself in the past couple of weeks - with a needy boyfriend who insists on a morning cuddles and a wife who is dreading spending time with her husband during his paternity leave being just a couple.Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyListener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/08/231h 1m

To Dream The Impossible Dream

In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to sit down and discuss some of their dreams and aspirations both as a pair of youngsters and now as one of the UK’s most prominent power couples. We hear about Abbey’s early days in Genie Queen - Liverpool’s answer to the Sugababes - and a young football protege with dreams of scoring 100 premier league goals and becoming the nation’s Podfather in the process. We also hear from our lovely listeners with their Weekly Whines and Agony Abs. We hear about one of listeners whose girlfriend has being using their toothbrush for bit of DIY and a fellow NETTO alumni has been in touch with a playground anthem that has been sung for generations across Merseyside. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/08/231h 4m

Freaky Friday

In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace their inner Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan and ponder one of life’s great questions…..what would you do if you found yourself in a Freaky Friday situation? They look at which one of their heroes they would most like to switch with, what would be the first thing they’d do if they found themselves in the other’s body (parental guidance advised) and Peter answers a very tricky question regarding his mum and Abbey’s own Freaky Friday experience. In Agony Ab, we hear from the only woman on the planet who is offended her husband believes she resembles Margot Robbie and Pete tries to help a sister out who’s in desperate need of some funny one liners for her Tinder profile. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/231h 5m

The Language of Love

Welcome back to this week’s Therapy Crouch! Today Abbey and Peter are on the couch to talk about their respective ‘love languages’ If the terms ‘Words of Affirmation, Gift giving, Touch, Acts of Service, and Quality Time’ leave you feeling a bit confuddled then have no fear we have got you covered. Abbey’s questionable math skills are also called into question after one of our dear listeners writes in to celebrate one of his wife’s recent achievements as well as what to do when your best friend wants to order dominoes for their wedding breakfast. The nations favourite Agony Ab is also back in action and is helping you navigate just how to avoid giving someone in your friendship group mixed signals when it comes to your love language and also what to do when your in laws become a bit ‘too close for comfort’ Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/2356m 5s

Friends with (no) benefits

ADVISORY CONTENT WARNING: Unfortunately, our mics dropped out for the last 10 mins of this week’s episode so we apologise for the last 5 minutes…Welcome to this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch!This week, Abbey has had some life affirming news and it has encouraged the gang to discuss all things friendship group related. Ever found yourself stuck with a talkative boring Norman at a wedding? Or had the dreaded experience of when two of your close friends split up and you don’t know which one to keep? You’re not alone.Abbey and Peter are here to give you some witty personal anecdotes, and advice on what to do if you ever find yourself in one of these sticky situations. We also find out why Pete could be inline for the next Gucci modelling job and Abbey has some choice words for one of our listeners who has an issue with her attempt at an Italian accent. It’s a cracker!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/07/231h 5m

The Roaring 30's

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch we have some big news…….Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)Ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to https://lnk.to/therapycrouch where you will find links to a limited number of signed copies, the audio book and more.In the rest of the podcast, Abbey and Peter are on hand to discuss how to handle turning the big 3 0! With Abbey adamant that life doesn’t start till 40, if you are concerned about this big birthday then fear no more we have got you covered. In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who is concerned she may have chosen the wrong shade or (strawberry) blonde in her mating partner, and someone who is concerned about her boyfriends offensive dress senseEnjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/231h 3m

Glasto...Part 2

It’s the one you have all been waiting for! After a rather hectic Glastonbury experience, a slightly worse for wear Therapy Crouch is here to dish the dirt on what went down at Worthy Farm. The gang battle through some rather self-inflicted hangovers and lift the lid on their Glastonbury experience - expect a lot of Elton John chat, Abbey’s step count and the avoidance of the dreaded long drop…. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/07/2349m 59s

Father's Day

Happy Tuesday! On this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter sit down and have a chat about their recent Father’s Day festivities, with Pete having put in a slightly underwhelming performance on Mother’s Day, is it likely Abbey pulled out all the stops for him this year? There is only one way to find out! To kick things off, Abbey and Peter share with us some of their favourite Dad jokes (that’s rubbish jokes, not jokes about Dads, Peter) In Agony Ab, the gang are on hand to give some advice for when your best mate gets a new girlfriend and she is constantly up staging you in the best friend department. Abbey is also on hand for some reassuring advice for one of our listeners who has recently seen one of her flings develop into something more serious with potentially catastrophic consequences. So sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/06/231h 5m

Glastonbury...Part 1

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! This week, your favourite couple take a sit down to spill the beans on all their Glastonbury planning and preparations. We have got some interesting ideas on how we can help Pete go incognito in the crowd (wig suggestions welcome) and Abbey gives a breakdown on how she is going to give Sir Elton John himself a run for his money when it comes to outfit changes. In Weekly Whine Club you guys have been in touch to berate Peter about his skinny wrists and we also hear how you have incorporated this into your own daily lives with varying degrees of success.Agony Ab is also back…but this time with a twist! Rather than our usual pearls of wisdom and relationship saving advice, we hear some of your best (and worst) festival stories….from burst sh*t pipes and POONCHO nightmares - nothing is off the cards. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/06/2356m 46s

T’is the (birthday) season

It’s your favourite time of the week again! Today, Abbey and Peter are back on The Therapy Crouch to discuss their very busy birthday scheduling, Spring has certainly sprung! Off the back of a rather large weekend in her hometown of Liverpool its safe to say the pair are still feeling slightly worse for wear but the main question is was it all worth it? We will let you be the judge.The gang also breakdown some of their most memorable birthday moments and some of their big bday plans for the little ones as well. In Agony Ab, we learn the dangers of downing too many pints of Guinness when your rocking a bowt of undiagnosed IBS as well as why, in some instances, being a single, half sock wearing cat owner is acceptable. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/06/2358m 47s

The Rulebreakers

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing attitudes when it comes to parenting styles - expect fun dad and house management vibes. And it isn’t just Abbey and Pete’s parenting styles that we get a glimpse into, but you guys as well! We hear from a couple whose attempts at confiscating their child’s Peppa Pig tablet backfired with some hilarious results. In Agony Ab, we learn of a fairly new and sh*t cultural phenomenon called a ‘Sten do’ as well as what to do when you suspect the girl you’ve got your eye on may be playing the o’l treat them mean keep them keen tactics on you. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/06/231h

They Call Me The Godfather

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! On this week’s episode Abbey and Peter are on hand to share some pearls of wisdom on what makes a good godparent, and some top tips on how to expertly navigate a thanks but no thanks conversation with your nearest and dearest. In Agony Ab, Abbey and Peter are on hand to help when your better half suddenly decides to take up the gym 10 years too late and we hear from Louis, one of our international listeners who needs some advice on how to make the first move!We hope you enjoy this very special episode from the OG Podfather and your fairy Podmother!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/05/231h 5m

Sticky Icky

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is no messing around in the Crouch family household as Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their biggest icks. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an ick, as described by Urban Dictionary is: ‘Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with them romantically.’And boy, have we got some icks for you….. from people who run for busses, to men with long nails and even the word ick itself! Stay tuned for some side splitting real good sticky icky fun on the couch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/05/231h 5m

The Power Shift

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a little revisit one of the more contentious topics from a previous episode - the power shift that happens when a couple decides to put a ring on it. With Pete claiming that golf trips and nights out with the lads swiftly becomes a thing of the past, Abbey decides to call bullsh*t….big time. With the help of you, the listener, Abbey also decides to put together her own ‘Good Househusband Guide’ with some do’s and don’s included if you want to maintain your happy wife, happy life. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of, The Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/05/2357m 33s

Youth is Wasted on the Young

It’s your favourite part of the week again! Therapy Crouch is back with a bang and this week Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their misspent youth activities. Expect tales of underage discos enough to whip you up into a FRENZY and lessons how not to pull a sicky when you are battling your first hangover. Agony Ab is on hand to provide some much needed guidance and comic relief for what to do when your husband has some interesting locations he likes to spend a penny or, even worse, thinks they’re the next Whitney Houston. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/05/2355m 6s

Runway Ready

In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, by popular demand, Abbey opens the door on what helped shape her career as one of Britain’s Next Top Models. It’s safe to say this journey was not all plain sailing, with plenty of high points, low points and laughs along the way. We also hear Pete’s opinions on the change in power dynamic once you put a ring on it and why ‘Airport Ab’ is a force to be reckoned with on a family holiday. The nation’s favourite agony aunts are also on hand to give advice on what to do if you pass gas in front of your in-laws and reveal why a tattoo on someone’s ‘Theatre of dreams’ may not be all it is cracked up to be. Enjoy!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/05/231h 4m

Half Term from Hell

Happy Therapy Crouch release day! In this week’s episode Abbey and Peter talk about their rather eventful Easter break spent with their nearest and dearest….as well as their four kids. With Pete pondering why the little ones get such a long time off for Easter when Jesus himself only took 3 days, Abbey lets loose on some of their less-than-wholesome strolls in the park and trips to the beach. During Weekly Whine Club, Pete’s shortcomings on all things technology based are exposed and we hear from one of our listeners whose husband is left rather unimpressed by one of her morning rituals. In Agony Ab, we hear how one of our dear listeners is planning on throwing the wedding of a lifetime with his boyhood passion taking front and centre stage, and what to do when your gut feeling is telling you there is something wrong in the relationship. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of The Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/04/231h 3m

Keeping Up Appearances

In today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are recovering from their recent getaway for a friend's 30th birthday party. Having friend's 10-15 years younger than you when you're approaching the wrong side of 40 clearly takes it toll. Although we do hear about how hangover days without kids running round the house can hit another level as well as the tricks and techniques you can do to keep up with the young ones. As always, our loyal listeners have been in touch with their relationship trials and tribulations and, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give some questionable advice, including what to do when you’ve only been blessed with bee stings for boobs and the risks involved when sending your fella for a Turkey Teeth job. All this, only available on The Therapy CrouchTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/04/2351m 51s

Calm Down, Calm Down

On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, we are going full Scouse power and taking a look at Abbey’s Liverpudlian roots. In Weekly Whine Club, we hear how Mother’s Day in casa de Crouch went down (expect some fireworks) and the extraordinary lengths Peter has to go to for a simple slice of chocolate in his own home. Abbey also gives a crash course in some of her favourite Scouse lingo and we learn why should never call someone’s meat antwacky. So, go grab yourself a lolly ice and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!Tara la!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/04/231h 8m

Neurotic Parents

In this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing parent styles…what could go wrong? We also hear about their recent appearance on the Jonathan Ross show and why there seems to be a huge problem with rimming in the Crouch household. Agony Ab is also back with a bang giving some great and some not so great advice out to you, our dear listeners. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/04/231h 9m

The Doctor Will See You Now

In a slight change of gear for the Therapy Crouch team, Abbey and Peter sit down with Natali Kelly and Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite to discuss endometriosis - a condition which affects 1 in 10 women - during national Endometriosis awareness month. Discover more about the symptoms and treatments of the disease and how we can all do more to raise awareness. In Agony Ab, we learn about the perils of watching a blue movie with your phone connected to the family bluetooth speaker, and why you should always leave the lights on when going for a midnight pee at your new in-laws house. As always, expect plenty of laughs and some outrageous one liners whilst also learning about something you may have been unfamiliar with beforehand. Everyday is a school day on, The Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ Natali Kelly - Aesthetic Practitioner & Reiki healer.Who has an award winning townhouse clinic in Chelsea, London Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/natalikellyldn/ Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite - Consultant Gynaecologist and Obstetrician Website: https://www.mrbraithwaitegynaecologist.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/03/231h 15m

Top O’ the Mornin to Ya

In honour of St Patrick, the Therapy Crouch goes international and takes the team too Dublin. Expect plenty of Guinness, Irish stew and questionable footwear chat. In Agony Ab, we hear from one of our listeners whose boyfriend’s hairline is in desperate need of a trip to Turkey, and learn why Bondi Rescue and Home and Away may not be the best research tools used if you are planning to emigrate to Australia. So Happy (belated) St Patrick’s day, we hope you enjoy this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch!Sláinte! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/03/231h 2m

The Big Day

In today’s episode we finally get an invite to the celebrity wedding event of the year - albeit 12 years too late. Abbey, being a trend setter as always, is rocking a what she describes as a ‘Unitard’ but Peter more aptly labels as a giant baby grow. We hear about Pete’s questionable decision making on the eve of his big day and why you should never let a bunch of scousers near your wedding day golf buggy. Tales of woe in Agony Ab are keeping us entertained, and Abbey gives some stern advice on what to do when your younger sibling is planning on upstaging your big day, as well as how to deal with potential bridesmaids from hell.All this, only on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/03/2358m 23s

Wedding Planning

On today’s episode, we get an exclusive invite to the planning behind the wedding of the decade. From pre match nerves, to Elton John’s florist - learn more about the planning of the most important day of Abbey’s life (and probably Pete’s as well). We also hear how Abbey feels how she has made a load of new friends since starting the podcast and why Peter is still struggling to show his face in the bakery after THAT famous incident. And your favourite Agony Ab is back, helping to navigate the tricky waters of what to do when your girlfriend plans, and pays for, your wedding without your knowledge but on your credit card and how to get out of your sister’s OTT wedding prep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/03/2353m 34s

Will You Marry Me?

This week, Abbey and Peter provide a schooling session on how to nail the perfect proposal (spoiler: It does not involve chemtrails) Weekly Whine club is also back, with Abbey and Peter going a bit more upmarket to celebrate the roaring success that is The Therapy Crouch! We learn why you can't trust Abbey to keep a clean car and how Peter is considering taking up a career modelling fake tan. And, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give you the listener some advice for your tricky relationship problems. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/02/231h 6m

I WANT BONO!

On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter shed light on all the things they have in common, from nights in watching boxsets to nights out on the tiles.... and even their taste in men. The pair also bond over their shared appreciation for all things Bono and Barry from Eastenders. In the Weekly Whine Club, we learn why having a Victoria Secret’s model as a wife may not be as glamorous as it sounds and, rather ironically, that poor punctuality is one of Abbey’s pet hates. In Agony Ab, we go international and provide assistance to some of our Spanish listeners and Pete gives tips on how to keep to spice alive (spoiler: it does not involve dressing up as a viking) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/02/231h 2m

The Holiday Episode

This week, The Therapy Crouch is streaming live and direct from sunny Portugal where Pete and Abbey are away with the kids. Abbey and Pete reminisce some of their most memorable moments from being on holiday over the years, including fights with paparazzi, near death experiences and going undercover in Barcelona. Agony Ab is also back with a bang - with Abbey giving fashion tips on what to wear to a kinky rave and how to pass gas discretely when you’re in a new relationship. All of this, only on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/02/2352m 59s

The Therapy Crouch - Oh GROW UP!

In this week’s episode, Abbey and Peter give us a glimpse into what life in the public eye is really like. From the glitz and the glam to the sh*t and the sham, sit back and relax whilst we lift the lid on life as a celeb in 2023. This week also sees the return of the hotly anticipated ‘Weekly Whine Club’, so get your glasses and other half at the ready and find out what’s been grinding our gears recently. With laughs, tears and a few insults along the way we hope you enjoy this episode of The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/02/231h

The Therapy Crouch - What To Expect When You're Expecting

In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when getting pregnant for the first time and offers advice to any listeners who find themselves in a similar situation. Pete is also on hand to provide guidance to the partners who are trying to navigate their way through hormones, weird cravings and strange demands. Sit yourself down, grab a prawn sandwich and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/01/2359m 33s

The Therapy Crouch - You May As Well Move In Then

On this week’s episode, Pete provides a lesson on exactly how not to ask the love of your life to move in with you. Learn more about Peter’s revolutionary invention, ‘The Squat Box’ and why you should never leave your home movie collection lying around when your future wife and mother-in-law are coming round for tea.From Pet Detectives to interior design clashes, no stone is left unturned on The Therapy Crouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/01/2358m 12s

The Therapy Crouch - First Dates

In the opening episode of their new podcast series, The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and shed light on their early days dating, as well as advice on how to keep the spark alive once you settle down. Stay tuned for some questionable chat up lines, trips to monkey island, and advice on how to avoid entering your overdraft on the first date…All this and much, much more only available on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/01/2358m 24s

Welcome to The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The brand new couples therapy podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/01/232m 23s
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