Not For Radio
These are the stories and yarns from Jay & Dunc (and you!) in all their unfiltered and uncensored glory. It's NOT FOR RADIO!
Episodes
RELOADED: 1990s skater belt. 8th December 2024.
From episode #420 - This chat involves a 'King King'- esque doctor, an international 11/10, and a 1990s skater belt. It does NOT go where you think it's going to go. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
07/12/24•9m 10s
RELOADED: Eating Lung butter. 7th December 2024.
From episode #419 - Is this finally the chat that will make Jay chunder? Listen in, to find out. It's bloody grim. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/12/24•3m 27s
421: AI vibrator removal
Today on the podcast. 3 - Teddy Swims/Metallica mash-up & Country music chat. 5:45 - What if there was a nuclear attack? 12:35 - Mini-Jay. 15 - Jessie the Magic Stick 18:50 - Vaughan Deadly's yarn about a girthy swell. https://tinyurl.com/2jtv3vyj 24:05 - Sucked up the love tunnel. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Become a Sniper Elite: https://plus.rova.nz/
06/12/24•33m 15s
420: The 1990's skater belt
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Spit in the face. 5:30 - Bad textured blue balls. 9:50- Gin and Milk. 12:05 - Air guitar & Muse. 17:25 - Green Day iHeartRadio meltdown. 21:30 - Cockroaches. 23:45 - 1990's Skater Belt. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Become a Sniper Elite: https://plus.rova.nz/
05/12/24•37m 6s
416: Fell through a fish tank
Today on the podcast. 4:30 - Dunc went back to see his chiropractor. 12:30 - Joey Diaz's story about a nanny. 19:20 - Butt plug ejection. Jay's sex podcast episode: https://bit.ly/4179m34 24:55 - Dirty dishes at our work. 27:45 - Limerick. 28:40 - Fell through a fish tank. 35:30 - Jonah Lomu tribute. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
29/11/24•42m 44s
415: Processing photos
Today on the podcast. 4 - Leeds are at the top of the table. 5.40 - Dog has an issue with his downstairs. 12.45 - Nigella Lawson dirty talk. 13.45 - Parent-teacher meeting with a twist. 16 - Pissing off a flatmate. 21 - Processing photos. 24.10 - Needing to fart on a date. 30.50 - Self Help Singh. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
28/11/24•33m 50s
411: Brad Williams
Today on the podcast, we're celebrating our radio survey results by going straight to the pub after the radio show! Dunc reads out a cracking war story, and we had an awesome chat before our radio show with comedy legend Brad Williams, for you to enjoy.If you're in Auckland and want to head to his show, you can get tickets here: https://bohmpresents.com/current-events/show/brad-williams Go well, go long! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
21/11/24•22m 52s
RELOADED: The General anesthetic erection. 17th November 2024.
From episode #407 - This is a rather unfortunate (and funny as all hell) story about the side effects of a general anesthetic. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/11/24•5m 14s
RELOADED: Saving a sex worker. 16th November 2024.
From episode #406 - A lad finds himself being security for an escort service that his mate starts up and has to step up one night to defend her honour. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/11/24•4m 55s
407: Fireworks are dicks
Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Dutch delectables. 8:30- Anaesthetic hard on. 13:30- Fireworks are dicks. 27:10 - Boot to the face. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/11/24•29m 18s
406: Saving a sex worker
Today on the podcast. 2 - Lee's Pearl Jam flight dilemma. 5 - Tiegs' house update. 13:30 - Golden Orb spiders. 16 - Water kangaroo. 18.55- Saving an escort. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/11/24•24m 51s
RELOADED: Danny Grants NZ club yarn. 10th November 2024.
From episode #402 - Danny Grant from Danny Rants shares his wildest club yarn which happens to have a great NZ flavour to it. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
09/11/24•6m 8s
RELOADED: Ingrown testicle hair. 9th November 2024.
From episode #400 ~ This one will make you feel uneasy. In fact - This yarn sent Westie Lee's heart out of rhythm. You would hate to be this bloke. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
08/11/24•5m 38s
403: Crime Podcaster Ryan Wolf
Today on the podcast we are joined by our favourite true crime podcaster, Ryan Wolf. Ryan's podcast, Guilt, covers a variety of cold cases. His latest season, Finding Heidi Season 2, launches on Monday and is a continuation of the Finding Heidi story which has taken New Zealand by storm! Check out all of Ryan's podcasts here: https://www.theguiltpodcast.com/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
08/11/24•21m 59s
402: Danny Grant from Danny Rants
Today on the podcast. 4:30 - Melbourne Cup + liquor licences. 9 - Businesses. 13.40 - Island party. 18.20 - Fake eye. 20.45 - Skill tester machine. 23.30 - NZ Club yarn. 30.50 - Podcast Royale & Alpha Blokes. 38.40 - Dunc's fishing lure review. Danny Rants: https://open.spotify.com/show/7gXaD62K5kSq1yFL9cX3dv?si=b72a6a87359f408f Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
07/11/24•49m 38s
401: Tawera Nikau
Today on the podcst. 2 - Consequences of drugs. 4 - Parties gone wrong. 6.50 - Dunc is going fishing tomorrow. 15.20 - Tawera Nikau. 16:51 - Life right now. 18:33 - Rugby League & his iconic haircut. 20:47 - Professional sports. 27 - Pitfalls of sport politics and professionalism. 30:25 - M9: Te Ao Hākinakina https://www.m9aotearoa.co.nz/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/11/24•33m 15s
RELOADED: Airborne military vehicle. 3rd November 2024.
From episode #395 - This one is self-explanatory. A lad manages to get a pretty hefty army vehicle airborne and it is hectic! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/11/24•2m 8s
RELOADED: Spitters are quitters. 2nd November 2024.
From episode #397 - This chat is about horny tourists at Disneyland getting up to no good. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/11/24•3m 9s
398: Robbie Kroger from Blood Origins
Today on the podcast we chat to Robbie Kroger from Blood Origins and holy hecka, he is one hell of a human being. 2 - Blood Origins 3:30 - Tarmageddon 124.50 - Turkeys 18:40 - Processing animals while hunting 25:10 - Sika Show this weekend 25:30 - Tahr hunting 35.10 - Earliest hunting memory Blood Origins - https://bloodorigins.org/ https://www.youtube.com/@BloodOrigins Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/11/24•45m 27s
397: Spitters are quitters
Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Jay's Gladiator NDA. 3:20 - Chili causes chaos! 15:05 - Baseball World. Series https://www.tiktok.com/@clintwilbanks/video/7402408854522301726?_r=1&_t=8qz8tLZw5xq 19:55 - Lee went to the Travis Scott concert. 28:50 - Things all dads say around their home. 38:36 - Disneyland staff pranks. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
31/10/24•42m 47s
RELOADED: Category; Horny. 28th October 2024.
From episode #393 This one had no other information other than what it is titled. Category? - Horny. We just knew that it was going to be a cracker of a yarn! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
26/10/24•5m 38s
RELOADED: How I got my nickname 'Camel'. 26th October 2024.
From episode #391 This one isn't as self-explanatory as you might think. Yes, it's a story about a nickname origin but holy hell - What a journey it is to end up there. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
25/10/24•7m 27s
394: Big John *Bosh*
Today on the podast; 2.10 - Jay is piss-fit 5.10 - Jay went to a surprise party for his business partner 10.40 - Meeting the parents with a burning wiener 15.40 - Big John Bosh 37.50 - A terrible typo 38.30 - Average duration of a phone call 40.50 - Sarah's breast cancer Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
25/10/24•58m 17s
393: Sanitised Privates
Today on the podcast. 3:30 - New Dutch Barn Ad. 4:15 - Tui slogans. 5:40 - Trousers from Ukraine. 6 - Manscaping a sack. 10:30 - Vikings' Ragnar Lothbrok actor is an Aussie bogan. 13:30 - Aussie man reviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBNG5KD1oU&pp=ygUOb3p6IG1hbiBsaXphcmQ%3D 16 - American school system. 24.10 - An audio experience. 30.00 - Sanitised privates. 31.40 - A chat about condoms. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/10/24•35m 29s
RELOADED: Manchester Winters. 20th October 2024.
From episode #389 - This story comes to us from Manchester in the UK under the category of... 'Flatting is never glamourous'. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/10/24•6m 1s
RELOADED: Predator Pussy. 19th October 2024.
From episode #388 - Here's a war story from Scotland about a misfortunate mishap in the bedroom. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
18/10/24•7m 3s
389: Jay's a living damsel in distress
Today on the podcast. 4 - People pleasers 6.20 - Jay's last 16 hours. 17.45 - Home late from poker. 18.40 - Spew on a shirt. 20.30 - Cold flat frozen toilet. 30.50 - NZ Prison smuggler part 2. 34.25 - A new board game. https://wahoogames.com/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
18/10/24•41m 42s
388: Predator Pussy
Today on the podcast; 2 - Jail Hack part 1. 10 - Predator Pussy. 20 - Jay's cat Persie. 32:20 - Brad the boss is back from Mexico. 42:14 - Stepped in dog shit. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
17/10/24•44m 27s
RELOADED: Drugs are bad mmmkay. 13th October 2024.
From episode #383 ~ We got sent a chat from 'Wardy' on the topic of 'Drugs are bad mmmkay'. Don't do them. Not even once, kids. More specifically this chat is about the difference between swimming in NZ at Night and in Australia. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/10/24•4m 5s
RELOADED: Electric fence for Byson. 12th October 2024.
From episode #383 - Here's a chat about an electric fence that is meant to keep Byson in a paddock. What could possibly go wrong? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
11/10/24•6m 7s
384: German brothel disaster
Today on the podcast. 2:33 - Learning how not to fly. 10 - Bank heist from back in the day. 16:10 - Flea on doing drugs part 2. 18:10 The boys reflect on Fleas chat. 24:12 - Bathurst chat. 26:10 - 50 leg multi comes through. 28:04 - German Brothel disaster. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
11/10/24•35m 29s
383: Uncle Ben
Today on the podcast. 2:24 - Logan's cyst. 11:20 - Electric fence made for keeping Byson in. 21:35 - UFC BMF tournament. 26:04 - Drugs are bad mmmmkay. 33:28 - Big booze buyout. 37:05 - Dunc's dog Barbara. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
10/10/24•47m 20s
RELOADED: The Warrior. 6th October 2024.
From episode #376 - Here's a chat about how an army tank almost destroyed a commander. Enjoy - We certainly did. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/10/24•8m 51s
379: Gina Chick part 2
Today on the podcast. Here is part 2 of the lads' chat with Gina Chick. Gina is an author, reality TV star, and all-round bad-ass bogan gal! There is something in this chat for everyone. 2:30 - Getting out of debt. 12:00 - Fighter jet 17:00 - Kayaking the east coast of Australia 19:45 - Burst appendix 22:10 - Reconnection to the land 26:25 - The theory that kids choose their parents 28:10 - Cancer, pregnancy and grief 38:15 - Indigenous Australian culture & earthly connection 45:05 - Re-wilding 50:25 - Alone TV Show 58:05 - Book tour Get Gina's book here: https://www.amazon.com.au/We-Are-Stars-connection-glorious/dp/1761630245 Follow Gina here: https://www.instagram.com/gigiamazonia/?hl=en Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
04/10/24•1h 2m
378: Flooding an air BNB whilst slamming
Today on the podcast. 2:20 Subscriptions are finally live on Android! 6 - Comedian picks on kid in the front row. 8 - Paul the Joker is coming to NZ! 12.40 - Flooding an Air BNB while getting it on. Dunc's mate got sucked by their spa bath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXHYOlsrRqs 18.35 - Plummers Point. 22.40 - Ancient History of Otzi. 29.10 - AI version of Slim Shady chatting to Eminem. https://www.tiktok.com/@mynameisjimmysmith/video/7397514117503814944?_r=1&_t=8q1sGr0s01a 34.40 - A redneck review of White Claw. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
03/10/24•40m 6s
377: Gina Chick
Today on the podcast the lads chat with Gina Chick. Gina is an author, reality TV star, and all-round bad-ass bogan gal! There is something in this chat for everyone. 3.30 - Falling out of the car. 7.30 - Living at the beach and a Blue-ringed octopus encounter. 14 - First kiss. 16.25 - Positive outlook on life. 17.45 - Adopted mum. 20.40 - Fame. 22.00 - Motorbikes and growing through discomfort. 25.15 - First marriage. 28.15 - Hugh Jackman. 29.25 - Grayson & life lessons. 37.35 - The book. Get Gina's book here: https://www.amazon.com.au/We-Are-Stars-connection-glorious/dp/1761630245 Follow Gina here: https://www.instagram.com/gigiamazonia/?hl=en Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/10/24•43m 19s
374: Blair Rubock
Today on the podcast. 3 - Blair - Through Stranger's Eyes. https://www.instagram.com/throughstrangerseyes/ 12 - Aussie Tour Through Stranger's Eyes. 14.10 - Emotional Intelligence. 19.10 - Introducing Jay Reeve. 22.10 - A quote from a billionaire & Dunc's Nana. 25.10 - Introducing Duncan Heyde. 32:50 - When does he leave for his trip? Send us a voice message: https://bit.ly/3Jy0qtb Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
26/09/24•40m 58s
370: A deep dive on the moon 'landing'
Today on the podcast... 0:30 - A wild meeting-the-parents story 7:40 - A podcast about ejaculation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSqCL7Npln0 13:50 - Moon landing. Movie trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW7enw6mFxs 24:10 - Oasis cover song & Jay's surprise guitar ability 29:00 - Coldplay and Michael J Fox at Glastonbury 32:20 - Adesanya's boxing bet (not sure on finish time for this one) Weekend plans - Jay's artist - https://www.instagram.com/laurie_steer/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/09/24•38m 52s
369: Dunc's Secret Sauce
Join the boys as they chat to Reagan, host of the Where's My Money podcast, plus street racers, police chases and Tim Naki - On ya! 1:40 - New oreo-flavoured coke 3:15 - Dunc skulls a new tomato sauce flavour 5:40 - Reagan's failed root canal 14:10 - Where's My Money podcast; https://spoti.fi/4at65gw 17:45 - Street race with the police 30:40 - Jay's paddock parties + Dunc's street drags 36:30 - Tim Naki is back in NZ! 38:35 - Anthony Joshua vs. Daniel Dubois dazn.com Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/09/24•42m 51s
365: Farting dogs & cleaning solutions
Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Crook Book - farting dog. 6:42 - Wrong cleaning product. 15 - Golf practice barn. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-_G1pUvqRB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link 18:56 - https://www.dazn.com 21 - Ferrari engine in a tractor engine. 25:35 - Vacuum sings Blur. 26:35 - Stuck vibrator. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/09/24•34m 53s
RELOADED: Wrong cleaning solution. 12th September 2024.
From episode #365 - One Fellah becomes unstuck when he realises that his cleaning solution isn't what he thought it was. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/09/24•4m 20s
RELOADED: Chocolate bar up the bum. 11th September 2024.
From episode #364 - This chat involves a lad waking up at a bike show wearing women's lacey underwear with a chocolate bar stuffed up his bum. Standard Tuesday morning, right? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
11/09/24•3m 17s
364: Humans kissing dogs
Today on the podcast. 2 - David Nyika's fight this weekend 5:30 - Happy Gilmore. 9:32 - Movie sequels. 11:09 - Choccy bar up the bum. 14:15 - Scab Snackcident. 17:30 - Wild headline about breastfeeding a pug / Humans kissing dogs. 22:45 - Horrific vasectomy aftermath. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
11/09/24•35m 22s
RELOADED: Health warning from the UK. 10th September 2024.
From episode #363 - We got a health warning from one of our UK listeners about the dangers of listening to us while you're at the gym. Please, for the love of god listen responsibly. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
10/09/24•2m 21s
363: Dennis Rodman
Today on the podcast. 1:24 - Waking up and speaking a different language. 9 - Gut Health. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwfuJr07P_g 13:30 - Pulverised fingers. 17 - Dennis Rodman has clocked life. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg 22.30 - A steamy dream, Jay's invention & Insurance. 31.40 - Gym health warning. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
10/09/24•34m 55s
RELOADED: Two Panadol aint gonna fix that. 6th September 2024.
From episode #361 - Fireplaces are great for keeping warm, we all know this. Turns out they're also good for crushing your big toe to smithereens, too. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/09/24•6m 25s
361: Toe crushed by fireplace
Today on the podcast. 2 - Jay's new hobby: palm reading. https://www.instagram.com/palmreadingexperts/ 7.40 - Ute car keys. 13.00 - Rabies. 22.20 - Fireworks ruin a roof 27.20 - WWE Mr. McMahon doco. 30.40 - The Undertaker hated cucumbers. 32.40 - A chat about booze. 37.40 - All Blacks x South Africa 2026? 38 .50 - Toe crushed by a fireplace. 44 - A catch-up with Dunc's dad as he finishes his ride across Australia. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/09/24•52m 4s
RELOADED: Belly button tickled from the inside. 5th September 2024.
From episode #360 - Here's a tale about the strippers and a wee bit of fancy dress. As always, Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/09/24•8m 25s
360: Accidentally adopted a Komodo dragon
Today on the podcast. 1:30 - Jay nearly spewing. https://www.facebook.com/NotForRadioPodcast/videos/1024750869200305 4:10 - Legend status at the strippers. 13:13 - Your mental health matters! 19:46 - UP THE WAHS & crazy pets! 25:15 - Accidentally adopted a Komodo dragon. https://www.instagram.com/p/C_bPhQTtYSH/ 29:48 - Get into farming. 31:04 - Wisdom teeth ruin a holiday. 42:17 - An update on Android subscriptions. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/09/24•44m 10s
RELOADED: Spicy noodle cup explosion. 4th September 2024.
From episode #359 ~ Here's exactly why you shouldn't attempt to eat super spicy noodles because you'll end up excreting from multiple holes. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
04/09/24•4m 6s
RELOADED: Chafing leads to abscess. 3rd September 2024.
From episode #358 - Here's a yarn about potentially the worst case of chafing you'll ever hear about. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
03/09/24•5m 26s
356: Paint roller prison shank
Today on the podcast. Chewbacca. 10 - Fatty - Kings of Leon cover. 12.50 - Prisoner shanks an officer. 22.10 - Father's Day. 26 - Ben the swearing kid. 28.45 - Art and gift-giving. 34.10 - Police officer forgets he's in a press conference. 36.10 - AI in sporting games. https://www.tiktok.com/@nrlfreaks/video/7406537488098954497?_r=1&_t=8pAoCCoAbTd 40 - WWE chat. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
30/08/24•44m 36s
RELOADED: Chewbacca. 30th August 2024.
From episode #356 - In this clip we find out how someone got their nickname Chewbacca. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
30/08/24•7m 30s
355: Ganesh Raj
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - MTV history. 10 - The Humble Yum Yum & previous work. 12.30 - Diet education falling short. 13.50 - Swapping out and taking charge. 18.50 - Teaching content. 20.40 - Garden to table and Humble Yum Yum in the community. 28.30 - Base foods & foods you shouldn't eat. 36.20 - Hypnotism for sugar. 40 - Losing weight. 42.30 - Eat Well For Less show + tips. https://www.facebook.com/thehumbleyumyum/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
29/08/24•57m 5s
RELOADED: Toilet DIY gone wrong. 28th August 2024.
From episode #354 - Toilet broken? No need for a plumber - Hold my beer. Is this the yarn that finally gets Jay to spew? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
28/08/24•10m 13s
RELOADED: The tongue blender. 27th August 2024.
From episode #353 - This clip raises more questions than it answers. The most important of which is 'Why the fuck would you try to stop a spinning bike tyre with your tongue'? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
27/08/24•4m 47s
RELOADED: Body Modifications. 23rd August 2024.
From episode #351 - There are a whole heap of different body modifications you can have done if you are that way inclined. Not too sure about this one though. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/08/24•4m 44s
351: Home wax job
Today on the podcast. Shaun Johnson's last home game. 5.50 - Radio Memories. 12.30 - Flaming dunny chute. 16 - Body modifications. 25 - Crazy music production. 30 - Right text, wrong person. 34.20 - Home wax job. 41:10 - An uncle and a peanut. 43:10 - Plans for the weekend. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/08/24•44m 42s
RELOADED: Popeye. 22nd August 2024.
From episode #350, This story is about how a lad got the nickname 'Popeye'. It is both incredibly unfortunate and utterly hilarious at the same time. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/08/24•3m 0s
350: Popeye
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Thursday inspiration. 3:45 - Paddock electrocution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EyNj18gdjI 8 - Remix. 11:30 - UFC shoeys. 14:13 - Shit in the bin. 19:40 - Prison boss. 25:20 - Jay's political rant. 32:18 - How someone got the nickname Popeye. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/08/24•38m 0s
RELOADED: Prince Albert gets caught on a necklace. 21st August 2024.
From episode #349 - This yarn is exactly what the label suggests. There are no hidden twists or turns, just a really unfortunate situation. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
21/08/24•4m 43s
348: Sam Clarke
Today on the podcast the lads chat to Sam Clarke. He is an experienced trainer in active armed offender response & risk management training, offering tailored programs designed for high-traffic areas & the owner of ResponseRise Getting into the Armed Defenders squad. 8.40 - First callout. 15.50 - Auckland city shotgun incident. 29.40 - Re-integration. 41.30 - New business: ResponseRise. 46.40 - How to respond to an armed offender. Support Sam's business here: https://www.responserise.com/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/08/24•55m 48s
RELOADED: Pete Bethune's full chat from April 2023.
As promised by the boys - Here's a throwback to April 2023 when Jay and Dunc caught up with Captain Pete Bethune. He is the founder of Earthrace Conservation, a world record holder, a public speaker, TV producer and an author. He has captained some of the words biggest and most bad ass vessels ever to sail the 7 seas. He is is also the latest member of NZ's fastest growing club - The Mad Dog Club. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
17/08/24•1h 19m
346: Should have been fired
Today on the podcast. Jay is hungover. 4:20 - Should have been fired. 10:30 - Anti-fungal chemical burns on the balls. 16:30 - Ryan Reynolds' anxiety. 21:30 - Usain Bolt. 24:30 - Bob Marley podcast series. 25:.40 - Wanking headline. 30:40 - Jayism dictionary. 36 - A song about drugs. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/08/24•41m 59s
RELOADED: Chemo drugs on the junk. 16th August 2024.
From episode #346 There are a few things that you don't want to mistake your run-of-the-mill antifungal cream for and one of them is Chemotherapy cream. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/08/24•5m 24s
345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 3
Today on the podcast. Part 3 of our epic chat with Captain Pete Bethune. Enjoy. 0 - Japan night clubs. 3 - No wanking in the Japanese prison. 8:55 - Whaling. 13:45 - Paul Watson. 22:55 - What next & Pirates. 29:30 - Trixie his High School ball date. 36:30 - New crew opportunities. 2023 episode: https://spoti.fi/4dnSXum Support Pete: https://www.earthrace.net/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/08/24•42m 29s
345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 2
Today on the podcast. Part 2 of our epic chat with Captain Pete Bethune. Enjoy. 0 - Joining a mission 5 - Libya and a terrorist training camp 16 - Gaddafi 26 - Guam and Panama 2023 episode: https://spoti.fi/4dnSXum Support Pete: https://www.earthrace.net/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/08/24•33m 49s
345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 1
Today on the podcast, we were joined by Captain Pete Betune (again) and the chat was just as hectic as the last time we were graced with his presence. There will be 2 more parts to follow this one. Enjoy. 3 - Costa Rica hunting. 7.50 - Illegal fishing. 17.20 - Kanyo Island superyacht. 25.20 - Catching miners in Costa Rica. 28.20 - A monkey hated a NZ broadcaster. 31.30 - Run over by another boat & spearguns in the face. 2023 episode: https://spoti.fi/4dnSXum Support Pete: https://www.earthrace.net/ Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/08/24•34m 51s
RELOADED: Trixie the high school ball date. 15th August 2024.
From episode #345, Captain Pete Bethune has so many great yarns and this one is no different. Here is one more story that he just had to tell us before he left the studio. It's about his high school ball and a girl named 'Trixie'. Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/08/24•7m 2s
RELOADED: Love letters lead to divorce. 14th August 2024.
From episode #344 This is a chat about how someone's mum and step-dad got divorced. It's quite unfortunate but hilarious at the same time. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/08/24•2m 54s
343: Sam the Trap Man
Today on the podcast. 3.30 - Bushman uniform. 6.50 - Growing up in the bush. 9.30 - Out of the fog. 14.50 - Barry Crump. 17.50 - Whio (NZ Blue Ducks) are great. 18.40 - Professional trapping. 27.40 - Healing from the rongomai. 29.40 - Family. 32.10 - Taking the family to the bush. 35 - Writing the book. Get your copy of Sam's book here: https://bit.ly/4dkIFve Follow him on social here: https://bit.ly/3ysrs3U Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
13/08/24•38m 23s
RELOADED: Kids with compound bows.
This is one of our most requested clips from the podcast. A couple of kids armed with compound bows - What could possibly go wrong here? We hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/08/24•8m 9s
RELOADED: Skydiving with a naked granny.
This is one of our most requested clips from the podcast. You think you know where this chat is going and then BOOM! It twists and turns all over the show. We hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/08/24•15m 32s
RELOADED: One unlucky day. 9th August 2024.
From episode #341 - This guy has to be one of the unluckiest people we've ever heard from. His day goes from bad to worse real quick. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
09/08/24•8m 1s
341: David Niethe. Mental performance coach.
Today on the podcast. 2:50 - The 5 stupidest ways people have died. 8:34 - Jay & Dunc-isms. 11:21 - An unlucky day for the ages. David Niethe. Bullying 20:30 - NZ's strongest man. 23:20 - Neurolinguistics. 26:20 - Psychology vs Performance Coach. 27 - Accountability. 33:50 - Victim stories and mind your language. 36:30 - Overcoming fear. 39:40 - Pride. 41:30 - Takeaways. Get your copy of the book now: https://bit.ly/3YEUlVe Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
09/08/24•48m 0s
340: Metal Dick Nick
Today on the podcast: 3.10 - David Boon on the durries 8.30 - Foreskin sniffing 12.40 - Belly buttons almost make Jay spew 15.50 - Metal Dick Nick Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
08/08/24•30m 7s
RELOADED: Dildo on the dashboard. 7th August 2024.
From episode #339 Having a dilly on your dashboard might seem like a good idea at the time but know that what can go wrong, will go wrong. And good god does this go wrong. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
07/08/24•2m 59s
RELOADED: Military combat exercise. 6th August 2024.
From episode #338 This tale is about a military combat exercise that goes slightly pear-shaped and impacts a Deer. Literally. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/08/24•3m 53s
RELOADED: Lawnmower plus electric fence.
This is one of the most hectic yarns we have ever had on the show. In this clip, you'll hear about a lad who tried to set up his own security system at home. It involves a lawnmower, an electric fence, and a whole lot of hilarity. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
04/08/24•6m 17s
RELOADED: Brickies incident report form.
This one is an absolute doozy. Another one of our most requested clips from our radio show. As you know, brickies are built differently. In this clip, you'll see why. Have a go at the boys reading out this actual incident report from a bricklayer. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
03/08/24•4m 31s
RELOADED: Original nicknames vol 1.
This is one of our most requested clips. This is where it all started. The OG clip from our radio show. The very first 'Nicknames'. Enjoy Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/08/24•2m 26s
RELOADED: Another super glue disaster. 1st August 2024.
From episode #336, Here's another reason you shouldn't muck around with super glue. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/08/24•2m 15s
336: Dave 'Brown Butterbean' Letele
Today on the podcast. 3 - Unfortunate timing. 4:53 - Greatest salesman ever. 6:22 - Because I got High story. 8:23 - Another superglue disaster. Dave Letele joins us. 15:25 - Heavyweight with Dave Letele: Patched. 18:27 - Gangs in NZ. 23:28 - Chat with Dave's Dad. 30:07 - Frustration with the system. 33:28 - Financial Literacy. 36:46 - Family. 39:30 - State of Origin. 44:07 - The job is never done. 45:14 - 80/20. 48:32 - Things are starting to look up. Link - https://www.tvnz.co.nz/shows/heavyweight-with-dave-letele Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/08/24•52m 22s
RELOADED: Message from a Schizophrenic. 31st July 2024.
From episode #335 We are constantly blown away by the caliber of people that reach out to us. Today we received a message from a schizophrenic. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
31/07/24•2m 56s
335: Sambal on the coin purse
Today on the podcast. A message from a schizophrenic. 10.40 - A nickname for Lester. 12 - Jay's mates put Sambal on their mate's nuts. 22.30 - House of Dragon. 22.30 - Feedback from you + updates from us. 27 - Ozzy Osbourne Interview. 32:14 - Dunc's power bill. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
31/07/24•34m 16s
RELOADED: Stealing cookies. 26th July 2024.
From episode #333 Much like a 'sunburn slapper' no body likes a 'cookie thief'. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
26/07/24•3m 6s
333: Stealing cookies
Today on the podcast. Jay almost saw Benji Marshall 4.50 - A turd on the courthouse steps 6.40 - Dunc shat in the shower 8.10 - Jay's incognito tabs 9.30 - The guy with the massive dick 13 - Screensaver prank 15 - Nut bra 17.20 - Shot in the eye with grease and a ball bearing 24.20 - Stealing cookies on the train 27.30 - Scott and Mig. Watch their show now: https://bit.ly/4ffGlXH NFR Feedback survey: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9 Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
26/07/24•1h 1m
RELOADED: Dunc's dad's next big ride. 25th July 2024.
From episode #332 Dunc's dad Rene joins the boys for a chat about his next big bike ride & when we say big, we mean BIG. He's riding across Australia for an excellent cause. Enjoy this one. Support Rene's Givealittle for Cholmondeley Children’s Home: https://bit.ly/3LBNkN3 Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio NFR Feedback survey: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9
25/07/24•20m 43s
332: Prison Pizza & Dunc's dad
Today on the podcast. 4 - Afterlife is a great show. 8:30 - Swingathon festival update. 11:39 - Playing with electrical mains at school. 15:40 - Going to jail for feeding a man a pizza. Dunc’s dad Rene Joins the chat. 21 - Training. 23:40 - Fundraising & history with Cholmondeley Children’s Home. 30 - Cycling. 31:20 - Upcoming ride. 33:50 - Road Train. 36 - Preparation for being on the trip. Support Rene's Givealittle for Cholmondeley Children’s Home: https://bit.ly/3LBNkN3 Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio NFR Feedback survey: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9
25/07/24•41m 30s
RELOADED: No toilet paper no worries. 24th July 2024.
From episode #331 - No toilet paper at a pub and a golf ball up the bum. Reread that sentence - You're in for a great laugh here. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/07/24•7m 14s
RELOADED: Veet hair removal review. 23rd July 2024.
From episode #330. You snipers send this review to us at least 50 times a week. While we have already covered this, we had to read it again because it is just so good. Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/07/24•5m 5s
RELOADED: Superglued Weiner. 23rd July 2024.
From episode #330 This chat is both hilarious and frightening at the same time - It absolutely buckled us. Enjoy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/07/24•4m 40s
317: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps
Today on the podcast. 2:30 Massive hats. 7 - Camel racing. 20.50 - Work trip to the States with a personal bodyguard & reinforcements 43.20 - Aftermath, a hockey game, and the UFC 51 - The Trashers. 53 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. 57.10 - Country Trucker Caps. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Keep up with Knuckles here: https://www.tiktok.com/@countrytruckercaps https://www.instagram.com/countrytruckercaps/?hl=en https://thecountrycompanies.com/
19/07/24•1h
328: Snow day at the golf course
Today on the podcast 1:50 - It's a small world 5.10 - Snow day at the golf course 17.30 - Joke about being good in bed 18.10 - Inches of dick 20.10 - Water spray to the face (Adelaide cat yarn): https://spoti.fi/3zJkWps) 26.40 - Jamie Olivier & Jay 33.20 - Nats what I Reckon on making pesto 36 - New South Wales fires 44 - Feedback Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/07/24•48m 14s
RELOADED: Water Spray to the face. 19th July 2024.
From episode #328 - This one involves a work outing where one team member getting owned by a sharp spray of water. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/07/24•2m 56s
327: Deer vs bus
Today on the podcast. 2:45 - Sex toy review. 9 - Bloke getting tasered. 14:15 - How do you make the change from NFR to radio? 16:35 - Eastern Grey Kangaroo disposal. 21:35 - Deer vs bus. 26 - Just do regular moves in bed, not porn moves. 28 - Little Johnny. 29:40 - Why you should wear clothes under your coveralls at a chemical plant. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
18/07/24•35m 8s
RELOADED: Chemical plant cock up. 18th July 2024.
From episode #327 - Why you should always wear underwear under your coveralls at a chemical plant. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
18/07/24•4m 12s
RELOADED: Feats of remarkable strength . 17th July 2024.
From episode #326 Filming your mate when he's drunk - What's the worst that could happen Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
18/07/24•6m 36s
RELOADED: An actual war story. 16th July 2024.
From episode #325 We have an actual war story to share with you from an actual sniper. How about that? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/07/24•3m 14s
RELOADED: Leaky cat. 12th July 2024.
From episode #323 - We're a pro cat podcast, it's no secret. So naturally we get sent all sorts of stories about other people's cats. Here's a great one about a 'leaky cat'. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
12/07/24•3m 43s
323: Cool boys & leaky cats
Today on the podcast. 3:45 - Lee’s rehab. 13:05 - Pulling weeds. 16:13 - Leaky cat. 20 - Cool boys. 23 - Stages of British anger. 6 - 10. Nicknames compilation - https://bit.ly/3zzJiCa Podcast feedback form: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9
12/07/24•30m 50s
RELOADED: Yellowstone long drop. 11th July 2024.
From episode #322 - This wild yarn involves an overseas trip, a one night stand and a trip to one of America's biggest national parks. Oh, and a long drop toilet, obviously. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
11/07/24•5m 59s
322: Yellowstone long drop
Today on the podcast 4 - Podcast feedback form: https://forms.gle/GVwyqoiYHXJKCvZY9 6:55 - Singers interacting with their fans. 13 - A wild yarn erupts from a can of chili and beans. 20:30 - British anger levels. 28 - Beyond belief clips. Bathurst kit - https://bit.ly/3VXSglq
11/07/24•31m 4s
321: Mike Seawright from ReliefAid
Today on the podcast we chat with Mike Seawright from ReliefAid about the work his organisation is currently doing and some of the challenges that he faces. He joins us from a train station while waiting to board a train to another conflict zone. 3.20 - The right people. 6 - Conflict proximity. 8.50 - Donations, aid and staff. 16.30 - Money donating and where it's going. 23:30 - How does this take a toll on your mental health? 25:25 - Different ways that relief aid helps. 26:55 - Do you pick a side when it comes to conflicts or are you switzerland? 31 - Have donations dropped off in this current economic climate? 34 - Turkmenastinian saying. To help out, follow the links below. Givealittle: https://givealittle.co.nz/org/reliefaid Wesbite: https://www.reliefaid.org.nz/
10/07/24•35m 37s
RELOADED: Banging on the basin. 9th July 2024.
From episode #320 - Banging on the basin, what's the worst that could happen? Well, you're about to find out. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
09/07/24•3m 20s
319: Q&A with the team
ASMR with Show Boss Tiegs. 3:15 - A prank on Dunc's dad's and his upcoming cycle across Aussie. 8.40 - Orepuki. 16.30 - 'Making it'. 30.50 - What would we like to be doing if we weren't doing radio. 39.40 - Career dreams. 41.30 - Career highlights.
05/07/24•53m 26s
318: The Dyslexic Princess
Today on the podcast; 2- Male maintenance. 9.30 - Shot on the border. 11 - Our latest Mad Dog, Hedley. https://omny.fm/shows/rock-drive/mad-dog-club-hedley-edwards-4th-july-2024 13.10 - Drinking so much beer. 14 - Outboard & Showerdome farts 15 - Dyslexic princess. 18.30 - A voicemail ruins a trip in the car. 22.30 - There's no one else like me NFR edition. 27.20 - Nana sees an X-rated film by accident. 29 - Newsreader gets soaked by a passing vehicle. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
04/07/24•33m 19s
RELOADED: Shot on the border. 4th July 2024
From episode #318. Pretty self-explanatory, this one. A wild yarn none the less. Enjoy, ya legend! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
04/07/24•1m 57s
RELOADED: It's a cool story. 3rd July 2024
From episode #317 - Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps is one of the loosest units we've ever had the pleasure of chatting to. A bit of context for this chat - Knuckles has gone overseas on a business trip with armed security to investigate and confront some scammers who have been messing with his business. Things get really hectic real quick. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
03/07/24•2m 48s
RELOADED: Stevie Belshaw's hectic injury. 2nd July 2024
From episode #316. Listener Stevie Belshaw has a crazy collision that leads to a coma and months of rehab. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/07/24•3m 38s
RELOADED: Dunc's work dinner blow out. 27th June 2024
From episode #314. Our radio boss Brad took our team out for dinner last night and Dunc had somewhat of a shocker. Well, it wasn't that bad to be fair but we still gave him assholes for it. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
27/06/24•3m 52s
314: "He doesn't like that"
Today on the podcast. 2 - Getting Jay on a TV ad. 5 - A big blowout last night at our team dinner. 9.30 - Dunc's belated birthday present. 14 - Naked in the changing room. 15.40 - "He doesn't like that". 19.10 - Adam from Capital Theatre. New album + past albums. Taking instruments overseas. Sound checks. Band interaction backstage. Enjoying the festivals. Auckland gig. Five Star Fallout. New music. Aftershock Festival. Tour bus. Powerstation gig. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
27/06/24•51m 40s
RELOADED: Squeeze my finger. 26th June 2024
From episode #313. A perfect example of why doing deadlifts is bad for you. Maybe just don't exercise at all. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
26/06/24•4m 38s
RELOADED: Half a hamster. 25th June 2024.
From episode #312 - We got some feedback about our 'hamster vs vinegar' episode from earlier in the year and I don't know what is more shocking - reliving the events of that particular story or hearing this one. Either way - It doesn't end up good for the hamster. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
25/06/24•3m 20s
310: Wild Secrets Partner Communication with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes
Sexologist Melissa Vranjes is back! This time to chat about communication in the bedroom thanks to our mates at Wild Secrets! All the best brands, best prices guaranteed - check out their range at www.wildsecrets.co.nz plus use the code NFR20 for 20% off all purchases! 4.40 - Different types of desires 6.10 - Foreplay and reading your partners 9.40 - Guiding your partner 11.40 - Cues from your partner 13 - Facial hair 13.40 - Lube 15.00 - Going down on a female 17.10 - Sex toy suggestions 20.50 - Prostate gland 23 - Give head like a boss tips Melissa's Details: https://melissavranjes.com/https://www.instagram.com/melissavranjes/
21/06/24•28m 25s
309: This could be the wildest episode yet
Today on the podcast. 2 - Why we're pro-cat. 7:38 - A burst eardrum and a DIY procedure. 19:12 - Unique things you've done. 26:26 - Balzac ad + Jay wants Yeezy sock shoes. 35:40 - A supercharged storm in South Africa. 37:22 - House party with a gold toilet and a tuba. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/06/24•43m 11s
RELOADED: House party with a golden toilet and a tuba. 20th June 2024.
From episode #309 ~ A golden toilet and a tuba in the same house - Are you mental? That's just asking for a disaster. Also in this clip - A dude with a massive pub quiz fail. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/06/24•3m 8s
RELOADED: Foot skin snack. 19th June 2024.
From episode #308 ~ A crook yarn about.........Yep.....You guessed it - Someone eating a piece of foot skin disguised as a potato chip. Reckon Jay will be able to control his gag reflex? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/06/24•3m 55s
RELOADED: Infuriating a van full of people. 18th June 2024.
From episode #307~ A great yarn about infuriating a van load full of people. Crook stuff from Christchurch. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
18/06/24•6m 35s
RELOADED: Scotland Stag Do. 14th June 2024.
From episode #305 ~ Have a go at this tale of a stag do that went to Scotland. Great value. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/06/24•3m 37s
305: No stitches no worries
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - No stitches, no worries. 9:15 - Corona Factory. https://rb.gy/xsf4z8 11:30 - Wild Secrets - Asthma attack results in love. 18:08 - Commentary gold. 23 - Stag do to Scotland. Also - check this out https://open.spotify.com/episode/6qoeVSDO0NoW6t4CR37ZG6?si=nTkPtgc5QFeqabRLYjjc4w 27:30 - Toilet chat. 32:50 - A joke from Dunc. 36:23 - Magnetic solution. 40:22 - A kind message. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/06/24•45m 59s
304: Dead dogs and bomb squads
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Honey Puffs are leaving us. 6:50 - how a dead dog got the bomb squad called. 8:15 - The perils of making homemade bug spray. 11:27 - a great radio stitch up from here in nz. 18:20 - Affairs. 23:16 - I have a new million dollar idea. TV and Movie Tinder. 24:40 - The animal inside your head - Show Boss Tiegs is back from Aussie. 29:43 - Stealing from a boxer. 31:18 - An honest chat about drug addiction. 44:45 - Pulled over by the cops and a workplace prank. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
13/06/24•50m 32s
RELOADED: Home made bug spray. 13th June 2024.
From episode #304 ~ Why you should never muck around with home made bug spray. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
13/06/24•2m 38s
RELOADED: Have you ever seen a cat fly? 12th June 2024.
From episode #303 ~ This is the best yarn we've had in quite some time. It involves a covid lock down and a cat that would not fuck off. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/06/24•10m 2s
RELOADED: Do the roar. 11th June 2024.
From episode #302 - Here's a great example of what not to say during sex. This yarn cracked us up big time. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
11/06/24•3m 30s
300: Chargrilled wanger
Today on the podcast. 1:45 - Radio and podcast awards. 6:20 - Chargrilled wanger. 9:30 - Have you ever burnt your dick? Hot sauce extract. 12:50 - indirectly asking your Mrs if you can go to the pub. 14:10 - Wild Secrets. 20:31 -The laws that Isaac Newton forgot to tell us about. 25:50 - Death of a sex doll. 34:10 - Honky tonk creep. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
07/06/24•38m 4s
RELOADED: Death of a sex doll. 7th June 2024.
From episode #300 ~ This yarn does not go where you think it does. Holy fuck - This story absolutely floored us and had us questioning life itself. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
07/06/24•5m 47s
RELOADED: Car window graffiti at a funeral. 16th June 2024
From episode #299 ~ A great yarn about embarrassing kids. This one involves a bit of car window graffiti and a funeral. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/06/24•3m 14s
299: Car window graffiti at a funeral
Today on the podcast. 3:13 - Movie quotes but adding ‘you piece of shit’. 8 - State of Origin. 18:05 - Car window graffiti at a funeral . 23 - Nut sack cyst. 29:52 - Brent Todd’s classic interview. 31:02 - speedway post interview. 31:55 - Disturbing chats - Playing hard to get. 33 - Deep dive on people that have gone over the Niagara Falls. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/06/24•42m 36s
298: Matty Hannon
Today on the podcast we chat to Matty Hannon who is the director and star of his upcoming film, The Road to Patagonia. It follows him on an incredible solo adventure to surf the west coast of the Americas by motorbike, from the top of Alaska to Patagonia. 3:40 - What was your childhood like? 5:50 - When did you make the decision to head out into the world? 9:40 - How was the transition to living off the grid? 17:10 - How was the transition back into the 'concrete jungles'? 21:55 - The mindset of the Indos 25:10 - Alaska to Patagonia 33:40 - Is there a possibility for a series? 34:10 - Mexican bikers and a run in with the Mexico Police 40:10 - Horses & Aussie cowboys Check out the trailer for his film here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGiAqHcvOSs Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/06/24•54m 9s
RELOADED 297: Wetsuit shits and 'electric' shocks
From episode #297 - We've got two wild yarns for ya Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
04/06/24•3m 41s
RELOADED: 296 - A spectacular dirty talk fail
From episode #296 - Jay shares a story of a sniper who's dirty talk didn't go to plan... Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
31/05/24•5m 29s
296: Where did he get the snails from?
Today on the podcast; 2:10 - Our Not For Radio song by ShyAnn 7:40 - An escort driver in Perth has to interfere with a unique situation 12:40 - A spectacular dirty talk fail 18:40 - Ice cream prices are crazy 19:30 - A magic response to an email 21.55 - Pass the plate 24:20 - Jay got on the big screen at the baseball 29:00 - Penis names Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
31/05/24•34m 25s
RELOADED: Hiding in the wardrobe. 30th May 2024
From episode #295 - Jay shares a story of a mate who had great intentions, but came up a little short. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
30/05/24•2m 54s
295: A catheter catastrophe
Today on the podcast; 2.30 - Relocating a stranger 4 - Sleeping in a wardrobe 6.40 - Scammer email chain 12.10 - Captain Morgan and Baked Beans review 16.10 - Catheter catastrophe 21 - Cockatoo chat 35.50 - Big ticket items we could buy if we won Lotto 38.30 - Stud Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
30/05/24•44m 25s
RELOADED - 294: A brand new nickname! 29th May 2024
From episode #294 - Here's a new nickname for ya! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
29/05/24•1m 19s
RELOADED: Dunc's Birthday Cake. 24th May 2024.
From episode #291 ~ Today is Dunc's birthday and he's celebrating while over in New York! He really can have his cake and eat it too 😂 Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/05/24•2m 51s
291: NFR from New York!
Today on the podcast Our experience with bidets 4.10 - Our original emails 5.10 - Sniper vs Shark 11.15 - Favourite moments from the trip so far 15.10 - Dunc's Birthday Cake 21.10 - Calling yourself an Ambulance in Amsterdam 24.15 - New York Sniper Meet Up Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/05/24•25m 32s
RELOADED: How to get more annual leave. 23rd May 2024.
From episode #290 ~ Here's Dunc running you through how to get more annual leave from your place of work. Not just a hat rack! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/05/24•2m 17s
290: Nashville Tennessee Show 1
Today on the podcast the boys are patching in from Lynchburg Tennessee while they're over there with Jack Daniel's. This one's a goodie. 6.10 - Picking a Not For Radio barrel of Jack Daniel's. 9.20 - Jack Daniel's Hardware Store. 10.50 - Pro-cat farewells to some pet pussies. 17.45 - Nashville homeless signs. 20.10 - A colostomy bag at Kid Rock's Bar. 22 - School graffiti. 25.35 - Dunc's advice for getting more annual leave. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/05/24•29m 10s
RELOADED: Talking dirty with Melissa Vranjes. 21st May 2024.
From episode #289 ~ Here Jay & Dunc ask Melissa who has the best game when it comes to not only talking dirty, but about talking passionately to their spouses & the opposite sex. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
21/05/24•2m 33s
287: Pooping next to a game fence
Today on the podcast. 2:24 - Shitting next to a game fence. 9:30 - The greatest voicemail ever. 13:30 - Dunc's Bali glamping + wedding experience. 23:42 - Tennessee next week. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
17/05/24•24m 44s
RELOADED: Pooping next to a game fence. 17th May 2024.
From episode #287 ~ We didn't think that we needed to say this but NEVER poop next to a game fence. Don't know what a game fence is? You will shortly. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
17/05/24•4m 51s
286: BBQ Toilet Horror
Today on the podcast. 2:47 - Firefighting without a helmet. 9:30 - A loose yarn from an NZ Port. 18 - Baby Reindeer stalker interview. 22:35 - BBQ toilet horror. 29:13 - Unique things people have done today. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
16/05/24•34m 38s
RELOADED: BBQ Toilet Horror. 16th May 2024.
From episode #286 ~ In this Wild Secrets yarn one bloke becomes unstuck with his toilet paper options and his solution - Questionable at best. Wild Secrets, everything you need to be a legend in the bedroom. All the best brands, best prices guaranteed. www.wildsecrets.co.nz - get 20% using the code NFR20. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/05/24•4m 28s
RELOADED: Explaining NZ Slang. 15th May 2024.
From episode #285 ~ Here's an American lad explaining New Zealand slang. We think he does a pretty good job. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/05/24•2m 20s
RELOADED: 284 - Hypo Hotel. 14th May 2024.
From episode #284 ~ One listener wakes up to a random child and a couple of policemen in his house! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/05/24•5m 8s
283: Playing golf with a lunatic
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below Today on the podcast. 2 - Jay’s work mishap. 3 - Shit eating dog/dog chat. 9:35 - Lee and Tiegs’ day off. 18:40 - Piss stained jeans 21:40 - Most expensive item of clothing. 26:22 - Wild secrets. 33:40 - Golf with a lunatic Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
10/05/24•38m 25s
RELOADED: Golf with a lunatic. 10th May 2024.
RELOADED. From episode #283 ~ Check out this yarn about the most hectic golf partner EVER! A living legend, mind you! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
10/05/24•3m 38s
RELOADED: X rated vet trip. 9th May 2024
RELOADED From episode #282 - Here's a war story from Adam about an X rated trip to the vets with his dog. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
08/05/24•7m 32s
RELOADED: War story called 'Army'. 7th May 2024.
RELOADED. From episode #281 ~ We love your war stories. Here's one that goes in the category of 'Army'. It's a ripper, too. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
07/05/24•3m 22s
279: Broke Boy Taco
Today on the podcast. We chat to Sean who is the legend behind Broke Boy Tacos. He started off with a pop up kitchen slinging birria tacos to the masses (and I do mean masses) on the footpaths of Auckland city - To now having his own joint and has just signed a massive deal with none other than 'Stylebender' himself Mr. Israel Adesanya to get more Joints up and running. His rags to riches story has a very unique flavour to it. He is unapologetically himself and we bloody love it! To kick things off - Here's a wild secret yarn. 1:50 - Wild Secrets. 7:15 - Unfortunate situation to find yourself in after an email gets sent. 10:52 - High performing athlete yarns. 16:25 - Kentucky & growing up poor. 20:16 - First job. 23:59 - Mexican food & learning to cook it. 26:10 - Drinking and sobriety. 35:15 - Broke Boy Taco restaurant origins. 42:13 - Birria Taco. 47:05 - Israel Adesanya & business progression. 58:44 - Food truck TV show plans. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
03/05/24•1h 3m
RELOADED: Broke Boy meets Stylebender. 3rd May 2024.
RELOADED From episode #279 ~ Have a go at this chat - Broke Boy Taco (Sean) talks us through the day that UFC legend Israel Adesanya walked through the doors of his restaurant. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/05/24•3m 24s
RELOADED: Brad Smeele. 2nd May 2024.
RELOADED From episode #278 ~ Brad Smeele is a professional wakeboarder who had an incredibly unfortunate injury that left him a quadriplegic. Here is a snippet of our chat with him from today. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/05/24•6m 38s
278: Brad Smeele
Today on the podcast. We chat to Brad Smeele. What an absolute weapon of a human being he is. Brad Smeele's thrill-seeking, fast-paced life as a professional wakeboarder came to an abrupt halt when an accident caused him to become a quadriplegic. Wakeboarding is like waterskiing, but on a single board with aerial tricks added in. It's a freestyle sport for super-athletic adrenalin junkies. Brad was at the peak of his career, pushing the sport to new heights and perfecting tricks that no one else could achieve. He was also a sought-after model and relished his free-wheeling lifestyle. But in July 2014, while practising his latest trick, he landed badly. Catastrophically, in fact. He landed on his neck, completely crushing his spinal cord and becoming a quadriplegic immediately. For someone whose whole life was built around his physical prowess, this was completely and utterly devastating. Brad has had to work through a great deal, from being an incredibly physical person in all senses of the word to being someone with very limited use of his body. The struggle has been monumental, but he's come to a place of acceptance. In his book he shares his epic story and the lessons he has learnt from an unexpected teacher. He now brings the same focus and determination he brought to his wakeboarding career to inspiring others 4:08 - Jetski dam story. 5:50 - Wakeboard incident & aftermath. 22:30 - Insurance. 25:10 - The Chair. 29.30 - Red Bull Wings for Life World Run. 34:43 - Spinal research + current pain/feeling. 36:50 - Writing the book. 41:30 - Dating. 43:25 - Static breath holds + diving. 49:33 - Future plans. Helpful links. You can get a copy of Brad's book at all good bookstores or online through Amazon: https://amzn.to/4aZ8Bv0 https://vimeo.com/5439404?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR2bZ5T-Atg98dqXtLSoBPjjFoK0LqCo9jbBfVzmNzqr58Mqdy30I-MN_tU_aem_AaulS8eNtOw0nNe-JT-G2oKJX8XnAm5xve88S1DT3Hk1eQaZyAf_W26Lv3zRrISyV5xM2C5BQ6-UhbrFq2Nzu9BZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Z0Ee9P5yA https://www.wingsforlifeworldrun.com/en Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/05/24•57m 35s
RELOADED: Heath Franklin's Chopper. 1st May 2024.
RELOADED From episode #277 ~ Heath Franklin's Chopper reads a war story about a ring removal. Shit this is good value. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/05/24•6m 37s
277: Heath Franklin's Chopper
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below Today on the podcast. 2:15 - Upcoming NZ tour 4 - Ring removal 12:10 - Lee over-revved through one of Chopper's shows 14:26 - Harden the F Up 18 - Delayed surgery prep gets the best of one Sniper 21:23 - Pinocchio confusion 24:30 - Walking out of a show Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio https://bitly.ws/YYGt
01/05/24•27m 37s
RELOADED: Electrocuted at the farm. 29th April 2024.
From episode #276 ~ No one likes getting shocks do they? This chat about getting electrocuted at a farm had us in stitches Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
30/04/24•3m 27s
274: Wild Secrets BJ like a boss with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes
We are thrilled to be joined by sexologist Melissa Vranjes once again - this time to chat about all things blow job thanks to our mates at Wild Secrets! All the best brands, best prices guaranteed - check out their range at www.wildsecrets.co.nz plus use the code NFR20 for 20% off all purchases! 3.40 - BJ like a boss workshop 12.10 - Suggesting a workshop for your partner 18.40 - Sex becoming work 20.10 - BJ takeaways Melissa's Details: https://melissavranjes.com/https://www.instagram.com/melissavranjes/
26/04/24•22m 59s
272: Run For Your Life. Part 2
Today on what would normally be a Sniper Elite podcast, the lads chat to father and son Nick and Michael Stride. Nick is the author of 'Run For Your Life'. Run For Your Life is the remarkable true story of a family forced into hiding after leaking Russian secrets. The book is the first time that Nicholas Stride and his children Anya and Michael share their harrowing story of being on the run in the remote Dampier Peninsula of Australia, after receiving death threats from Russian henchmen. For several years the family battled snakes, crocodiles, tornadoes, fires, hunger and thirst to survive. Today, Nick and Michael join us on the podcast to discuss their story and answer all our burning questions after reading the book. Get your copy here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Run-Your-Life-remarkable-leaking/dp/1761424068 Their story continues now here in part 2. 0 - Catalyst for leaving the job. 2 - Renewing Visas. 8 - Breaking point and deciding to leave. 9:50 - Starting a new life in Australia. 18:30 - Michael's take on Russian vs Australian schools. 23:43 - Story gaining traction. 34:50 - What was the plan moving forward? 38:56 - What was life like for Michael? 43:35 - Money, living off the land and Molly the dog. 53:02 - Going back to Broome and coming to New Zealand. 61:20 - What a crazy story this is? Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/04/24•1h 7m
272: Run for your life. Part 1
Today on what would normally be a Sniper Elite podcast, the lads chat to father and son Nick and Michael Stride. Nick is the author of 'Run For Your Life'. Run For Your Life is the remarkable true story of a family forced into hiding after leaking Russian secrets. The book is the first time that Nicholas Stride and his children Anya and Michael share their harrowing story of being on the run in the remote Dampier Peninsula of Australia, after receiving death threats from Russian henchmen. For several years the family battled snakes, crocodiles, tornadoes, fires, hunger and thirst to survive. Today, Nick and Michael join us on the podcast to discuss their story and answer all our burning questions after reading the book. Get your copy here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Run-Your-Life-remarkable-leaking/dp/1761424068 3 - Nick's marriage. 6 - Australia trip. 11.30 - Motorcycle trip to Darwin. 14 - Moving to Russia for work. 21.30 - Luda's pregnancy. 27.30 - Working for Igor Shuvalov. 37 - Dodgy dealings at work. 40 - USB hard drives storing information. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/04/24•42m 40s
RELOADED: Truck back chicken. 24th April 2024.
RELOADED From episode #273 ~ Pain clarifies your thinking - or does it? Check out this moronic game called 'Truck back chicken'. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
24/04/24•6m 54s
268: Barclay Nettlefold
Today on the podcast we chat to Barclay Nettlefold - The owner of Supercars, ahead of this weekends ITM Taupō Super 400. We hear all about how his pioneer dad started his advertising business. How he got his billboards into Manchester United's home ground. How many bad ass cars he has and oh, did we mention that he also owns the company that we work for - So, Jay was on his best behaviour. 3:45 - Working with his Dad in the billboard business. 10:45 - Eye Corp. 13:24 - Media market and MediaWorks. 17:15 - QMS and MediaWorks merge. 20:33 - Supercars. 24:15 - Cars. 25:20- Taupō racing & the cost of bringing everyone to NZ. 30:12 - Supercars overseas. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/04/24•29m 24s
270: ITM Taupo Super 400 Supercars
Today on the podcast. The lads come to you from the executive suite at the Taupo motorsport park for the ITM Taupo Super 400 & we’re stacked with interviews with some of the biggest names in Supercars 2 - Jess Yates - She is one of the premier sports journalists and TV hosts in Australia with almost 2 decades of live television experience. 13:47 - Chaz Mostert - A 2 time Bathurst winner and one of the biggest bogans we’ve met. 25:07 - Ryan Wood - The 20 year old kiwi driver taking the world by storm. 31:24 - Anton de Pasquale - Races for Shell V-Power and is an absolute weapon behind the wheel. 46:43 - Brad Jones - The legend himself. Owner of Brad Jones Racing who has 4 cars in the supercars series and all round good guy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/04/24•1h
269: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
Today on the podcast. 4 - What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done? 8:30 - Jay knows a guy in Taupo. Or does he? 9:45 - Oktoberfest war story from WA from Chris. Edit 11:20 ish 15:00 - Munich's a great place. 17:15 Tear gas Grenade yarn from South Africa. 23:35 - A look at tigers. 26:30 - Supercars chat for tomorrow 28:30 - Feedback from Giulia all the way from Italy. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
18/04/24•34m 39s
RELOADED: NFR Nicknames. 16th April 2024
From episode #267 ~ the nicknames we can't say on the radio show! Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/04/24•2m 50s
RELOADED: Freaking out a hitchhiker. 12th April 2024.
From episode #265 ~ This is a great way to freak out a hitch hiker Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/04/24•3m 44s
265: Freaking out a hitchhiker
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - Reminiscing on some of our quality nicknames 5:06 - David Attenborough's take on Baboons 7:15 - Traeger tragedy 16 - Medium dick love song 17:52 - Jay's friend Brick Dick 21:32 - Freaking out a hitchhiker 26 - Our hunting 29:30 - Dodgeball has been banned in the USA 33:45 - UFC 300 this weekend Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc.
12/04/24•41m 17s
RELOADED: Tequila and the exotic dancer. 11th April 2024.
From episode #264 ~ This yarn is WILD!! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
11/04/24•9m 17s
264: Tequila & the Exotic dancer
Today on the podcast. 2:30 - David Attenborough's take on the Orca 4:28 - A message from Wayne 3.30 - Elon Musk's perfume 5:32 - This is not a flamethrower (not sure what time this started) 10:27 - WWE-style walk-out music 17:38 - Joe Rogan celebration video from yesterday 19:38 - Tequila almost kills an exotic dancer 29- Fight or flight, - running from the cops 33 - Finding the positives when looking at real estate options
11/04/24•39m 0s
260: Beans on Top
Today on the podcast: British Royal Family chat 8 - An April Fool's brick prank https://www.instagram.com/p/C5TSdyVih1m/ 10 - Jay's cover of The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song 14 - Jay stitched his wife up 17 - A hypothetical of how long we'd like to live 20.40 - Our new Harley Davidsons 22.30 - Music that g's us up 26.30 - How to live forever (+ a reflection on Jay's fight) 38.30 - 'Beans on Top' game 42 - Lost in translation on a honeymoon 48.30 - The world's most-awarded pub Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc.Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/04/24•50m 54s
RELOADED: Lost in translation on a honeymoon
From episode #260 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/04/24•6m 24s
259: We ruin Finding Nemo
Today on the podcast: 10 names for slot machines https://bit.ly/4aJPPrf 7.40 - Steve Irwin's final moments. 14 - A sensual exchange turns real feral the next morning. 16.30 - Dunc tries to guess the plot of Finding Nemo then Jay tries to make it factual. 21 - Don't get your creams confused. 24.30 - Getting it on in front of the Royal Air Force. 25.30 - A de-gloved weenie. 26 - An outstanding curry cover 30.30 - Amazing pronunciation of a place in the UK. 32.30 - Some feedback from a Marine Corps Sniper. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc.Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
04/04/24•35m 15s
RELOADED: An injury to the wee fella
From episode #258 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
03/04/24•7m 34s
RELOADED: Calling in Sick
From episode #257 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
02/04/24•2m 27s
256: Scottish women are warriors
Today on the podcast. 3 - We make someone's day cheers to Jack Daniels. 9:10 - Scamming the arcades. 11:11 - Message from Tom from the UK. 13:45 - Explaining Aussie pubs. 16:05 - Scottish women are warriors. 18:55 - Tracey’s Margarita yarn. 20:18 - Rogue parenting style. 21:55 - Dunc’s dad listens to the podcast. 22:49 - Feedback from Dan from Wellington. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
28/03/24•28m 34s
RELOADED: Pound town in the street
From episode #255 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
27/03/24•4m 33s
254: Dan Mancina ~ Professional Blind Skateboarder
Today on the podcast Jay and Dunc caught up with the legendary human being that is Dan Mancina. For the uninitiated - Dan Mancina is a professional skateboarder known for being visually impaired and sharing clips of his skating on Instagram, where he has a shit ton of followers. He is an absolute beat and gave us a good chunk of his day for a chat. Check him out here: https://www.instagram.com/danthemancina/ 3:30 - Childhood. 12 - Losing vision. 17:08 - Social media videos. 20 - Seeing the world now. 22:30 - Memory and confidence in getting around. 30:10- Kiwi slang. 31:58 - Wheelchair MX. 35:53 - Disability skate parks. 39:30 - Media coverage. 41:08 - Skateboarding heroes. 43:40 - Converse shoe deal. 51:18 - Jay's wave park.
26/03/24•54m 43s
252: Maggots. What are they good for?
Today on the podcast. 3:15 - Show Boss Tiegs has a confession. 5:09 - Westie Lee's upcoming surgery. 12:26 - Heatwave toothole creates a wild eruption. 19:35 - Maggot bait. 22:39- I shagged your mum song. 24:49 - Sniper Archie had an accident. 30:45 - David Attenborough on bees. 33 - Dating a vegan. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/03/24•36m 16s
RELOADED: Heatwave causes a toot hole explosion
From episode #252 ~ Have a go at this yarn. Poor Bradley really did himself a mischief, here. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/03/24•6m 6s
251: Like that but cat
Today on the podcast. 2:45 - Flyaway Greenhouse - https://bitly.ws/3gsom something like this. 11:45 - G-string chat. 15:36 - Toilet seat inventions. 18:35 - We digress - So here’s a crime chat. 30:20 - Dead cat Facebook community post. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
21/03/24•34m 55s
RELOADED: Flyaway Greenhouse
From episode #251 ~ Here's a chat about a flyaway greenhouse Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
21/03/24•8m 53s
RELOADED: The Underarm Bowl
From episode #250 ~ The lads featured on the Two Flogs podcast recently and here is a bit of their chat with Buster about the infamous 'Underarm bowling' incident. Check out the Two Flogs podcast here. https://bitly.ws/3go2Y Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/03/24•3m 18s
250: Jay and Dunc on the Two Flogs Podcast.
Today the podcast is a tad different. For our 250th episode we're re sharing the Two Flogs podcast that Jay and Dunc recently featured on. It is one hell of a listen! If you like our podcast - You'll bloody love theirs ~ Give it a red hot crack, here https://bitly.ws/3go2Y Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/03/24•57m 19s
RELOADED: Work email stitch up.
RELOADED From episode #249 ~ Here's a yarn about a great work email stitch up. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/03/24•4m 22s
247: Lou Sassol
Today on the podcast. 2:45 - 40 things I wish I knew at 40 (1-10) 16- Power play in the airport carpark 22- UK radio birthday mention + Lou Sassol 25:25 - Peaking at Pendulum 32:30 - A fantastic Hunting Cabin ad Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/03/24•36m 7s
RELOADED: Lou Sassol.
From episode #247 ~ Here's a great BBC radio 'shout out' stitch up that has the boys reminiscing about another unfortunate name stitch up. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/03/24•3m 20s
RELOADED: Colin the carpet snake
From episode #246. Have a go at this yarn about Colin the carpet snake. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/03/24•4m 38s
246: Colin the carpet snake
On the podcast today 2:32 - 'Saving' a dead person. 8:21 - Guess where this argument happened. 14:45 - Pick up lines . 19:35 - Pet carpet snake bites hand. 25 - Inspiration from Seth Rogan. 28:30- Whare Tapa Whā. 34 - Shit cookie. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
14/03/24•37m 11s
RELOADED: Nutsack vs Bunk Beds
From episode #245 ~ Here's an insane yarn about how some blokes nutsack got caught on a set of bunk beds. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
13/03/24•5m 44s
242: My dog drove my car
We were so fortunate to catch up with Motorsport legend, Scott McLaughlin. You can join him for the ultimate Indy 500 experience, get all the information here: https://bit.ly/48P9bJT. 2 - Lion King remake 3 - A voice memo from Elliot about his brother's worksite 3.30 - Rugby merchandise 9 - Panoramic pictures 13.30 - My dog drove my car 21 - Names for groups of people doing something 29 - Language complaints 31 - A kids swear word change-out 33 - Upcoming fights 45 - Flat pack danger wank Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Send us a yarn or a voice memo - https://bitly.ws/YYGt
08/03/24•50m 53s
241: Scott McLaughlin
We were so fortunate to catch up with Motorsport legend, Scott McLaughlin. You can join him for the ultimate Indy 500 experience, get all the information here: https://bit.ly/48P9bJT. 3 - Kart racing 6 - Childhood idols 8 - Imposter syndrome 10.30 - Bathurst memories 12.30 - First full-time drive 14.30 - Keeping a cool head 18 - Stats and stand-out races 19.30 - Bathurst win celebration 22.00 - Swearing on TV 23.30 - Trophies 24.30 - Moving over to INDYCAR 26 - Keeping in touch with Shane van Gisbergen 27 - How the INDYCAR deal came about 29 - Scott's wife, Karly 31.30 - INDYCAR Rookie Year 37 - Scotty's vehicles 38.30 - Current home 39.30 - The Scott McLaughlin INDYCAR Experience 43.30 - INDY 500 Milk Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Send us a yarn or a voice memo - https://bitly.ws/YYGt
07/03/24•48m 54s
237: Bonnie Hancock
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt In this poddy the lads chat to Guinness world record holder, athlete and author Bonnie Hancock and good golly gosh. This is one hell of a chat! Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/03/24•33m 53s
236: Flaming Sambuca and a great chat with Adam Blair
1.30 - Jay's health buzz with Sir John Kirwan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8dkjEdKNo 4.30 - Honest reviews of what an Ice Bath is like 10 - The last time Dunc went for a run 11.30 - Grade A Aussie Battler has a horrific encounter 14.30 - Return of the Phantom pisser 15.30 - Flaming sambuca 22.40 - Theo Von on how he makes a difference 26 - Growing up in the Far North 27.40 - First rep side ever made + fond memories 30.30 - Picked up at age 14 32 - What was the environment like? 33 - First league legend he ever met 35 - Thoughts on Melbourne and the set-up with the Melbourne Storm 36.30 - Who he didn't want to run into 38 - Crumpling Johnathan Thurston 40.15 - Playing through the shoulder charge era 42 - Hair pulling, fighting on the field & nudie runs (this could also be a good bit for the show) 45 - Game confidence 47.30 - The process of changing teams 49.30 - His wife, Jess and moving back to NZ 54 - Time at the Warriors 55.30 - Travel 57 - Work at Sky NZ 59.30 - Pathways 61 - NRL this weekend in Vegas Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
29/02/24•1h 5m
233: Prison conjugal and Mike Tyson's dong
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 3:40 - War Story - Shit. 9 - Portaloo in the desert. 10:18 - Trying to cover up your farts.. 14 - Fascinating fact about drinking beer. 15 - A doctors thoughts on living & Anthony Bourdain chat. https://bitly.ws/3dUTk 26:15 - Sniper roll call. 27:13 -Great BB1 Radio stitch up. 29 - Serial Killer Birthday shout out on national TV. 30:40 - Prison Conjugal visits and Mike Tyson’s dong. 33:50 - Plans for the weekend. 35 - War Story - Hectic start to an OE. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/02/24•41m 44s
232: Sir John Kirwan
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt Today the lads caught up with All Blacks and Auckland Warriors legend Sir John Kirwan. This is an epic chat with one of our national treasures, get it in ya ear holes. 2 - Reminiscing on his time with the Warriors. 4 - The call-up to play with the Warriors. 8.30 - Failure and sports people in the modern world. 9 - Did you have a game plan sorted for post-playing the Warriors? 12 - Getting out of a contract to go to Japan. 14 - JK's learning experiences. 18 - Breaking bread/maintaining relationships. 20.30 - Where JK considers home. 22.30 - Surfing & why it is fantastic for mental health. 25 - Outrageous facts about NZ surfers. 26 - JK surfing around the world. 27.30 - Surfing at a wave park. 32 - NZ has the second-highest drowning rate in the world. 35 - How the wave park will bring people together & what to expect. 39 - JK gave Jay his signature when he was a young buck. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/02/24•44m 46s
229: Never sneeze while wiping your toot hole
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 2 - Iconic Sports people + Jason Kelce documentary. 8:24 - Osho talking about 'fuck'. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=228056151416948 12 - Sneezed while wiping ass. 18:18 - Accidental stiffys. 24:28 - Grandma walked in on a wank. 25:30 - Unsure on start time - Strangest place woken up drunk. 32:56 - A Great Joke to finish on. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
16/02/24•35m 35s
228: Wild Secrets Valentines Special with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes
We absolutely loved chatting with Melissa about all things regarding passion, intimacy and sex, thanks to our mates at Wild Secrets! You can check out their range at www.wildsecrets.co.nz. 2.30 - Why did Melissa get into sexology 5 - Why do people experience stagnancy in their relationship 6.30 - Simple ways to get the ball rolling on changing it up in the bedroom 10.30 - How do you ignite some passion with your partner 14.30 - Differences between the male and female orgasm 17.30 - Trying to not come 20.30 - Bringing up your desires with your partner 26.30 - Sex before and after kids 30.30 - Navigating mismatched sex drives 33.30 - Introducing sex toys into the bedroom 34.30 - How to give head like a hero - https://bit.ly/3wh34R9 41.30 - What is Edging? 45 - Education to get into Sexology 48.30 - Butt stuff 50.30 - Communicating with your partner/relationship hacks 95 - The Danger Wank with Putin Story from Sniper Elite episode #226 Melissa's Details: https://melissavranjes.com/https://www.instagram.com/melissavranjes/
14/02/24•59m 31s
225: Jay is anti Dog
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1:48 Grinded Jalapenos in a devil jar. 10:16 - Jay vs Labradoodle, Dunc's dog vs Sparrow. 16:32 - Deer Yarn - https://spoti.fi/3w9g4bD 17:33 - Hiding the tackle while watching The Hurt Locker. 22:30 - Trimming the ball and tackle disaster. 27:15 - The Greatest Night in Pop. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
07/02/24•35m 49s
224: Goat in a bedroom
1 - How you ended up getting ditched by your girlfriend 17 - Grandad's wedding speech 18.30 - Dunc's Nissan Leaf boot conundrum 21.30 - Vacuum vs mullet 25.30 - Weird dream with blue paint 31.20 - Misheard lyrics 35.20 - Theme songs we love 40.20 - Design engineer comes across a unique scene on site 43 - Bull vs DEA officer Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/02/24•45m 27s
Wild Yarn with Wild Secrets
A bachelor party takes a massive turn for the worst in today's wild yarn.To submit your wild yarn, send it here: https://bit.ly/3sr1cnu and you'll be in the draw to win a $200 Wild Secrets voucher. Check them out at wildsecrets.co.nz. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/02/24•15m 38s
222: The Essential Guy Code
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 2 - Genie grants one wish, but someone comments the side effect. 6:40 - Jay's sauna chat about his sexuality. 9:10 - Stink bombing the family. 13:10 - Our colleague hates pumpkin + Jay's weak stomach. 19:30 - Embarrassing kids. 27:26 - Psychedelic chat about mental constructs. 32:12 - Essential guy code laws. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
31/01/24•46m 10s
221: Tiegs used to be a thief
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 3:20 - Jay’s Background Check. 7:09 Eating Raw Sausages. 9:20 - Jay in his local butchers. 13 - Things you love the smell of. 27:38 - Electrocution Yarn. 30 - Things you can say to your dog and not your mrs. 31:30 - Always read your vape instructions. 36:09 - Tiegs is a thief. 39:06 - Huberman says it's good to get outdoors. 40:38 - Deep dive on the guy who never sleeps. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
30/01/24•46m 22s
219: Dusty Dunc is Living on the Edge
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1:56 Dr Gina Cleo. 21:13 - Aussie comedian Carl Barron. 25:12 - Sex toy and food delivery yarn. 27:56 - What’s popping up on your algorithm? 29:48 - Crazy Mafia story. 33:28 - Denzel Washington chat. 36:10 Dunc’s fucking hungover. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
25/01/24•38m 44s
218: You did WHAT with a Cheese Toastie
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 2:30 - Look out for mountain lions. 6:24 - Sniper roll call. 8 - War story - Cat poo saviour 16 - NRL Roast Post - Local footy scandals. 21 - 6 Nations rugby documentary. 24:40 - War Story from Tommy the UK postie. 29:30 - Crook Book. 33:20 - Just Google the person - Prahlad Jani. 37:20 - Nice words from the Jim Reaper. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
23/01/24•39m 36s
216: Chat with a professional wrestler
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt In this special podcast the lads catch up with professional wrestler Simon Loveday from the UK. It is a great insight into the life of someone who wrestles professionally. Enjoy Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
15/01/24•24m 20s
214: Oldies Rolled on edibles
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1:08 - Tom Segura. 6:47 - Jay’s parents get rolled on edibles. 11:35 - Unique things that people have done. 13:39 for intro piece - had a wank underwater. 22:16 - World War II. From the frontlines on Netflix.. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
08/01/24•28m 17s
212: The Sniper's handbook
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1 - Nicole’s Yarn from Germany. 7:07 - Snipers Handbook Conversation. 13:22 - The accidental lesbian. 15:20 - Actions are not what they seem. 17:58 - Jay almost knocked someone out. 22:25 - The Crook Book. 23:49 - War Story from Jake from W.A. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
01/01/24•30m 56s
210: It was one Helluva Stag Do
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 3 - Voice message from our sniper Tim. 3:23 - Keith's Shitty Birthday. 11:47 - Steve Harvey on Nudey magazines. 15:28 - Amsterdam stag do chat from Danny. 22:06 - The accidental lesbian. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
25/12/23•25m 10s
208: Garden Shed Rooting
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 2 - War Story - Christmas eve on acid. 9:41 - A Christmassy crook book. 11:16 - What’s everyone’s ‘never again’ drink. 21:30 - Embarrassing Kids. 29:06 - Westie Lee’s toilet activity. 36 - Have you ever been caught in the act. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
20/12/23•43m 8s
207: Bathroom Disasters & Porn Chat
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt Crook book with Jay. 3:11 - Dick drawings. 9:24 - Porn radio banter. 19:41 - Being beaten to the bathroom ends in disaster. 25:52 - Best names for cover bands. 29:34 - A classic stitch up on a night out. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
19/12/23•34m 39s
205: Nearly Died from a Vasectomy
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below https://bitly.ws/YYGt 6:15 - Westie Lee’s Medication and Clubbed Foot. 10 - Shittest Chef Ever. 18 - Crook Book. 21:45 - Kalgoorlie Gold Mine. 25:30 - Nearly Died from a Vasectomy Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
13/12/23•36m 16s
204: Urban Legends, Foreskins and Site Inductions
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1:30 - Crook Book with Jay. 5 - Jay’s Shambolic Life. 15:20 - Urban Legends. 19:19 - What Price would you put on your nuts? 30 - Site Inductions. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
12/12/23•35m 35s
202: Great Police Interactions
3:30 - Pepper spray late mail from a cop. 13:30- Great Police 10-7 moments. 16 - Sneaking gold out of a mine. 27.30 - Every dude watching a show with their Mrs. 32.30 - Jehovah's Witness Christmas joke. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
06/12/23•35m 22s
201: Snow Shovelling is Shit - Be Prepared to be Buckled Sideways
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1:40 - Benny Boy Donaldson Joins us. 2:51 - The Diary of a Snow Shoveller. 10 - War Story from Tom the Builder. 18:12 - Super Weird Scottish Court Case. 28:53 - Thatcher's Gold Cider. 34:22 - AI Covers. Apparently They've Got Better. Bonus Watch - The Karratha Yarn - https://bitly.ws/34sXe Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
05/12/23•39m 6s
199: I Live Next to a Sex School
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1 - Where our 'other than that, sweet as' came from 4:30 - A poem from Sniper Dave Young 6:45 - Electrocution = hard on 10 - Dad farts in son's mouth 11 - Rural NZ sex school - Jay’s Trainee Sexologist Episode here - https://bitly.ws/33HqT 17:45 - Your Sex Life as Television Names. 24 - Jim Jefferies Comedian. 26 - Original Phone call from Dave “Other than that - Sweet As”. 28:30 - Crook Book. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
29/11/23•31m 26s
198: Earth - 1. Mans face - 0
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt 3 - Stories from Adelaide. 11 - Pepper spray yarns. 14 - What you shouldn't name your pets. 15 - We met someone who has eaten a cat. 19 - Comedian Jim Jefferies. 23 - Kush at the kindy. 26:30 - Shit whipped by a boogie board. 33 - Crook book. 37 - Late mail. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
28/11/23•40m 4s
196: How much pressure?
2 - Feral boat trip8 - Push bikes for people on canal boats10 - Funeral crasher 20 - Thai massage gets lost in translation25.30 - How The Undertaker's theme song came about 29 - Jetski vs Mangroves38 - Crook Book: Smart arse answer of the year40 - A listener pissed himself for the first time while listening to the podcast Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
22/11/23•43m 3s
195: What is the moral of the story, Jay?
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt Tea chat. 2 - NFR Nicknames. 7:40 - Adelaide meet up. 9:20 - Save the queen ends up in A&E. 14:30 - Swallowing things your shouldn't. 17:18 - Drunken dog encounter. 23 - Crook Book - Naval redundancies. 24:30 - Taxi driver with one ball. 28 - Old person screws up bad in a car wash. 36 - Things you can say about your pet and not your partner. 37:30 - Paul Smith's MMA fight. Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio
21/11/23•43m 52s
193: Goes like a cut cat
2 - Drunk driving in an Aussie wildfire14 - Pro-cat chat28 - Things that you can't get away with now that you could back in the day37 - Terrible flyer becomes unstuck while on flight45 - Theoretical snake bite scenario Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, here: https://linktr.ee/notforradio Cat Sneeze Shit - https://www.instagram.com/p/CzepfypyEs7/ Cat v Tinfoil - https://www.instagram.com/p/CrZXwUotunK/
15/11/23•48m 22s
192: Johnny Stevens from Highly Suspect
We were lucky enough to have Johnny Stevens, frontman for Highly Suspect, and the band's manager, Gregg, join us for a chat! Approximate interview timings: 1 - What do you make of being back in NZ/booking issues4 - How Johnny got into music, ripping into the Backstreet boys5 - All is still surreal for Johnny6 - How Johnny met Rich and Ryan7 - Beef with Ryan 7.13 - Band fights9 - Where did the name come from?10 - What would the new name be?12 - Influence from Muse 13 - Highly Suspect newspaper article confused locals14 - First gig ever at a bar 15 - The day they quit their day jobs16 - The time Lindsay Lohan called the police on Johnny when he worked at a Karaoke bar18 - The time Johnny had sex with an Elf and got robbed at the same time20 - How did the record deal come about22 - Writing the second record in Colombia24 - Thoughts on coming to NZ to make music?25 - Piha waterfall x Serj Tankien28 - Trusts Arena Show29 - Recording the new release in Muse's studio 31 - Have you scratched the surface of what you're capable of?33 - New album is the best they've ever made38 - Bath Salts40 - Lydia42 - Johnny's new music will be a bit sadder than usual44 - All Blacks / Dan Carter chat45 - Lee Irished goodbye'd Johnny and Greg Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want to get in touch? Hit us up, below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsp_0hG1FLaPYXDzOVBiw_pPchr5Ck9o7Bo0vFO60XMX8gNw/viewform
14/11/23•48m 50s
190: Lost Conditioner Bottle
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt 2.30 - A great message from Carol-Ann. 3.30 - Helping a van clear the carpark... not. 10 - Late mail about Florida man. 14.30 - Bizarre 911 call. 17 - Sardined on a train - Is it possible to sleep while standing? 27.30 - Crook Book with Show Boss Tiegs. 29 - Inky Johnson with some wisdom + Saad Guru diary of a CEO podcast - https://bitly.ws/ZHcx 33.30 - We are coming to Adelaide! 37.30 - Late mail: acquired from work. 41.30 - Late mail: Spider chat ft. a Huntsman Spider. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389 Want to get in touch - Hit us up, below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsp_0hG1FLaPYXDzOVBiw_pPchr5Ck9o7Bo0vFO60XMX8gNw/viewform
08/11/23•51m 25s
189: Don't Cook When You're Cooked
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt 1 - Tiegs is back. 3 - Jay vs parents. 6 - Parents picking you up from a party. 11 - Don't cook when you're cooked. 16 - Sarah isn't moving for anyone. https://bitly.ws/ZBGZ 19 - Sniper Elite episode - Mexican Cartel Mad Dog. 21 - Pig hunting on acid. 25.30 - Country Calendar cherry farmer. 29.30 - Mike Nolan from the Big Lez show dealing with cops. 35- Anal bead disaster at Clunge Town + YTB sunnies. 47 - Old cowboy shares some wisdom. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389 Want to get in touch - Hit us up, below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsp_0hG1FLaPYXDzOVBiw_pPchr5Ck9o7Bo0vFO60XMX8gNw/viewform
07/11/23•54m 5s
187: Will AI take over the world & Jays Eulogy
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt Do you fuck with spiders? Some of Zach Galifianakis best work on between two ferns. https://bitly.ws/YZ9z Koi Carp practical joke. Will AI ruin the world? Master of Puppets on the Piano & Piano whammy pedal. https://bitly.ws/YYCy & https://bitly.ws/YZno We’re coming to Adelaide - Beers Anyone? Late Mail - Never playing golf again. The Crook Book - Printed 23 Years ago and still aging poorly. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389 Want to get in touch - Hit us up, below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsp_0hG1FLaPYXDzOVBiw_pPchr5Ck9o7Bo0vFO60XMX8gNw/viewform
31/10/23•45m 56s
186: A Camel Orgy and Trish the Dish
To send us a yarn or a voice memo - Click on the link below. https://bitly.ws/YYGt Welcome back to Not For Radio. Modifying dangerous machinery. Things you can say at a funeral and during sex. Animals are dicks. Rugby world cup chat. Full Swing, golf chat. - https://bitly.ws/YYGQ Joey Diaz on Smoothies. - https://bitly.ws/YYGK Trish the dish. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389 Want to get in touch - Hit us up, below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsp_0hG1FLaPYXDzOVBiw_pPchr5Ck9o7Bo0vFO60XMX8gNw/viewform
31/10/23•50m 32s
Sending it Too Hard. NFR Returns in 2 Days
2 days to go! Not For Radio is so close you can almost taste it! Sending it too hard - Because no great story ever started with a salad. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389 Want to get in touch - Hit us up, below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdsp_0hG1FLaPYXDzOVBiw_pPchr5Ck9o7Bo0vFO60XMX8gNw/viewform
28/10/23•9m 5s
Hey Hey, High Five. NFR returns in 3 days
3 days to go! Not For Radio is so close you can almost taste it! This yarn had us in stitches. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389
27/10/23•2m 45s
Nail Gun Mishap. NFR returns in 4 days
Not For Radio returns in 4 days! Nail Guns, huh? One of the many tools of the devil. Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389
26/10/23•4m 21s
185: What part of the internet are you operating in mate?
0 - An erect horse and a gun 6 - Owain with some Welsh names to pronounce 11 - Best pub names 16 - Birthing stories 24 - Foreplay do's & don'ts with Ayrton 26 - WhatsApp group drama 29 - A real life repeat of the brickie yarn: https://www.therock.net.nz/home/shows/rock-drive/2022/11/watch-someones-turned-this-hilarious-yarn-from-jay-and-dunc-into-a-cartoon.html
26/10/23•43m 52s
184: White wees from a salmon all over an angry Dunc
0 - Shall we record an ep. from the Arctic? 3 - Mad, shit traditions: Weird sports 16 - X Files: Getting back at people 30 - Classic work experience talesNOTES:https://bit.ly/3KwsSxV
26/10/23•39m 18s
183: Chasing an invoice up faster than Eliud Kipchoge
Show Boss Tiegs has been fairly or unfairly labelled depending on how you stand on a certain statistics How to Chase an invoice like a boss Dennis Rodman and his Broken Dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg
26/10/23•37m 21s
182: Burying a horse whilst hungover
Why petrol, fire and alcohol don’t mix well How not to bury a horse with a hangover Another tale of Huntsman spiders terrorising people A place you can head for a punch-up since you can’t visit the temples Sniper that got nailed whilst listening to the pod
26/10/23•32m 57s
181: Kaboom, Huzzah, it's just f*cking gym stuff
0 - Funny ways of saying 'no thanks' 2 - Limp Bizkit cooking class 4 - Music licensing chat 6 - Short ball: Getting a Hi-5 after a date 16 - Bed bugs chat & things that bite 24 - Bridge jumping 27 - D chat 31 - Short Ball: The wildest high school lunchtimeThe D length stats we chatted about: https://www.ladbible.com/news/country-with-biggest-penis-world-679459-20230219
26/10/23•37m 16s
180: What the f**k is wrong with people... this is a foul episode
0 - Rog from the Rumble plays rugby for the first time 7 - The ol’ electric puha 10 - Trying to catch a spider 17 - The most yuck things you’ve seen (if you get past this point you are a champ) 28 - A destroyed balloon knot
26/10/23•43m 43s
179: Tartan pubes and a bloke called Les
Les, a bloke who is half fisherman half Mad Dog. Roided up 16-year-old squatting 180kg in lycra A text from our radio show that we couldn’t read involving a Plumber, an older lady & a piece of steak. Special guests! Two members of the Snipers Nightmare FB group from Scotland join us!
26/10/23•30m 22s
178: Crocodile dungdee
0 - Guy died listening to us 4 - We've all saved a life once 8 - Tie on the head = f*ckwit 13 - What we all want in life seems to differ rather heavily 26 - Rusty sheriff's badges, crocs, and one of the greatest yarns in NFR history Secret to Abundance - https://www.instagram.com/p/ClrEIHSv5_w/?hl=en
26/10/23•33m 50s
177: Nothing wrong with a bitta slippery gecko
Dunc learns that when you assume you make an ass out of you and me You buggers are still on that blickin' edge of life Short ball central today Best ever last names
26/10/23•38m 12s
176: My mate Jesus & Dunc's mate 'Anon'
0 - NFR Nicknames Vol. #3 4 - Military chat & med-hat 10 - Dunc woke up with a horseshoe in his pocket on Satdee 19 - A bit of 'recreation' & stories from our weekend down south 20 - Jay went a whole convo without saying 'buddy of mine' 22 - James Webb has a yarn 26 - Dr Caleb's sick running soundtrack & feedback from 'Anon'
26/10/23•41m 37s
175: Flying f**k ups & dodgy toothpaste from Barry
2 - The comments section on NZ's largest marching powder bust 8 - Getting back at a safety guard 17 - Flying f**k ups and some dodgy toothpaste 21 - Welsh dads and decent sprays from people 24 - Premier League & NZ's shit sporting chants 33 - Random text we received prior to the radio show
26/10/23•39m 8s
174: Poetry corner with a sprinkle of 'quarter ton of fun'
2 - Jay's 40 today 14 - Jay's sister has a poem for us 16 - "Other than that, sweet as" 19 - Jim Hickey & mates with shit partners 25 - Aidan Copp: The insane sheep shearing world record holder 36 - Quarter ton of fun making a return?
26/10/23•44m 34s
173: "Running it straight" at a shark
0 - Mate of a Mad Dog got into a sticky sitch with a shark....or was it 6 - Dunc's eldest's first day of school 16 - A story this Sniper has never told anyone... 23 - Royals chat 27 - Breaking the law breaking the laaaaaw
26/10/23•36m 9s
172: Bruce Spring-clean, Lino Richie, and a waratah
0 - Thomas from Lumsden runs us through how he got impaled on a waratah 14 - Coming unstuck listening to this very podcast 17 - Kitty Cats 22 - Late mail: Josh McCormack from the UK 29 - Relevant business names 31 - From here, the podcast gets pretty grim. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the following: - Beatboxing- Iglooing- Jays rogue mates- Poos
26/10/23•41m 25s
171: Jay was a 'break' between 3 different All Black flankers
0 - Dunc's mate Jen has a yarn about police corruption & malaria pills in Africa 24 - Bumhole written on a forehead 31 - Past partners & Jay being used 38 - Shout outs & our hectic yarns from last year
26/10/23•45m 45s
170: Dripping like a knackered fridge
0 - V-Plates: Wrapping the bed in bin liners... 4 - Jay's absence on the Snipers Nightmare Facebook page 8 - Jay's mysterious patch of grass at his 12 - Short Ball: Big anus & a trailer problem 17 - UK place names for Dunc 22 - Short Ball: The embarrassed barista 31 - Wondering why your sound doesn't work when watching blue 38 - Late maaaaail
26/10/23•42m 13s
169: When you parachute with a naked granny
The wildest yarn we have ever been sent... seriously... this is the one you want to share with a mate. THIS. IS. NUTS. It involves a naked granny... parachuting... but how it gets to that point is just f**king crackers
26/10/23•37m 36s
168: "We just have to wait for the rain to stop" - Gandhi
How we fared in the Auckland floods Couple of short balls Losing V plates Tips for better love making from real-life experience
26/10/23•37m 25s
167: The cologne overload
0 - Country bumpkins take on the big smoke with an excessive amount of cologne 4 - Signing $5 notes 7 - Gig review: Post Malone 10 - Gig review: Chili Peppers 11 - Short Ball: Hospo stories & pick up line 18 - Scott from Waaaaaaales with a classic stitch up... but it's permanent 22 - Few beers, who cares?
26/10/23•28m 56s
166: Real-life Cotton Eye Joe with a side of nicknames
Nicknames: Not For Radio Edition #2 Us at .8 speed Real-life Cotton Eye Joe Veeting your ballsack from Ep. #38
26/10/23•30m 20s
165: Prime Minister of good times... and wees
Yarns with a Costa Rican coastguard worker Rules to abide by when visiting New Zealand Dunc's fishing disaster Bring back the biff Jays water bottle disaster Shout outs
26/10/23•40m 13s
164: Drunk? Or shaka bruh
0.13 - Murricane on tour 5 - Show Boss Tiegs' report card for Dunc's dog Barbara 11 - Short Ball: returning to sport middle-aged 19 - Getting whacked flush on the dome & weird seagull chat 28 - Jay used to look like a thumb apparently 33 - Dunc tries to pronounce UK place names again
25/10/23•40m 15s
163: From screaming "oh no" to a screaming 'o'
0.30 - Bass heavy rock 'n' roll 1.35 - Better Work Stories - Ambo's 7.07 - Nachi's Melbourne Cup yarn 11.02 - Journal of Jay & The Diary of Dunc
25/10/23•18m 36s
162: Wanna be our pen pal? Or are you in prison...
What happened to Show Boss Tiegs' prison pen pal? Hanging out with Nate Diaz
25/10/23•22m 0s
161: $100k just to eat your lunch... pricey
Hoity-toity posh schools from the UK Bit of comedy gold from the likes of Steve-O & Kiwi legends, Flight of the Conchords A news story relating to large hippos
25/10/23•16m 0s
160: Getting hoisted 150m in the air... SHAKA BRUH!
Kite surfing turns into flying through the air 'Mild' version of the 'yes' game
25/10/23•9m 8s
159: Florida man + your birthday = hilarious
Late Mail: Kids swearing Florida man + your birthday + Google search...why is this so enjoyable?
25/10/23•17m 14s
158: Jay Reeve, the 40 year old school student
Jay the 40-year-old school student Undie runs Cock and balls on a field...classic
25/10/23•12m 59s
157: How we all met each other
The whole Rock Drive team chat about how we all met each other!
25/10/23•22m 48s
156: Sit down and watch some analogue...
Jay sponsors Great White Sharks Analogue 'blue'
25/10/23•16m 40s
155: Turns out that Psy dude is still loaded
The world's richest one-hit-wonders who are still rich Being the child of a famous sportsperson
25/10/23•20m 56s
154: Stories from old folk that don't add up
Sniper Ayrton with a story about his old dog How to combat unsavoury breathers
25/10/23•10m 29s
That's Not Very Professional! NFR returns in 5 days
5 Days to go, team! Not For Radio is coming back, baby! Let's been honest - We've all laughed at shit we probably shouldn't have, right?! Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389
25/10/23•3m 3s
153: Front row seats to the 'where the f*ck am I' show
Ruthless comedy Tales from the old school yard Doing a lap around the school field in your undies An all-in bar fight Homer Simpson-ing back into the bush
25/10/23•24m 26s
152: Shit-hole destinations & the worst dining experience ever
Beating your mates in a car race Our old cars Shit service when trying to eat dinner
25/10/23•14m 46s
151: The most ridiculous moment in our broadcasting careers
Messing with the deputy principal's car An exclusive listen to a phone call we could never play on the radio When GnR tried to out-drink Mötley Crüe
25/10/23•16m 7s
150: We run through our new years resolutions
Our new years' resolutions Horny dogs...
25/10/23•20m 7s
148: School kid that makes more than his teachers
Southland commercial diver, Storm, is making an absolute killing
25/10/23•15m 11s
147: Dunc's radio tales from yesteryear
Getting revenge Old radio tales from Dunc Getting your hair set on fire
25/10/23•16m 49s
146: Accidentally running a half marathon
Burning the candle at both ends resulting in a big stitch-up for Jay Dunc's wife, Dixie, had a shit experience after going for a run 10kms in a pair of jandals
25/10/23•14m 42s
145: Boxing Day special
Welcome to our 'summer edition' of Not For Radio. This one is the Boxing Day special!!Yes, we understand it's not summer everywhere, and yes, they're shorter than usual! Why? 'Cause we're enjoying the break as are you!! Get stuck in big herb!! Boxing day punishes History of Boxing Day Our fav Xmas growing up
25/10/23•18m 7s
144: "I made my boss shit himself"
A couple of classic nicknames thrown in that are worthy of a mention Ordinary Dr. Phil makes it onto the pod, a national treasure here in Aotearoa and wise beyond his years. Some more great headlines from UK tabloids Living on the Edge, the rogue operators that this planet has on it currently
25/10/23•47m 21s
143: Would you bang your first cousin?
Hall-pass moral dilemma - where do you stand on it? The phrase to say when someone gives you a compliment Old-school radio days Tales from a firefighter; a latex gimp suit and a ball gag
25/10/23•32m 47s
142: Lots of Christmas chat
A disgruntled kids exchange with Santa via snail mail Tips for surviving the festive season from Tech Producer Caleb Xmas Jokes that have aged poorly
25/10/23•33m 51s
141: Rather have a warty piece & a shit looking bank account
A new Not For Radio game Some modern wisdom and why our education system didn’t suit Jay A young buck gets absolutely smoked by a massive bull in the northern territory of Australia Why gunpowder, beers and Santa Claus don’t mix
25/10/23•38m 19s
140: Raisins are straight from Satan's butt
A step by step guide as to why raisins are shit Shit chat returns for most of the episode
25/10/23•28m 14s
139: Hurling an unassuming breather down five floors
Why digital cameras should have passwords Security guard's worst nightmare Kids swearing The journey of love-making
25/10/23•29m 45s
138: Shove piggy shove ft. Greg Murphy
Loving your family members a bit much V8 Supercars legend, Greg Murphy, reads a couple short balls Aussies are just rough as guts
25/10/23•20m 32s
137: Hectic yarns from a certain place that borders the US
We get into some proper hectic chats about how dodgy Mexico can be Jay says too much Some nicknames from WaAaAaLeSSSS A guy that had to show his sausage to a lot of people in one day
25/10/23•39m 5s
136: Worldly wisdom and a pug's anuk
Classic stitch-up that brought a father and daughter together and drove a husband and wife apart courtesy of Nathan Martin An elderly man teaches us how to get off a speeding ticket, thanks to Rueben Gillett Show Boss Tiegs tells us how she gets hotel room discounts by posing as a sex worker...
25/10/23•36m 39s
135: Human accordions & 260kg of fun
Two big boys become one lady's dream scenario, the 'Quarter Ton Of Fun'... People spend more time at work trying to prank each other than do the job The taste sensation from the food truck that had people wagging their tails in line Sniper John Eastwood decides to move on after finding out the new lady he’s met can’t hold down a job...Be part of the team! Join our private Facebook group!: https://bit.ly/3CRhNU1
25/10/23•41m 25s
134: Hotel room edition ft. A run in with a gang member
One of the greatest long play gags of all time Chuck Norris sayings A bloke getting stabbed to go on holiday GnR Wellington gig review…Dunc had a run-in with a gang member
25/10/23•14m 25s
133: Phallus thesaurus and why we are doing our bit for the planet
Two big boys become one lady's dream scenario, the 'Quarter Ton Of Fun'... People spend more time at work trying to prank each other than do the jobThe taste sensation from the food truck that had people wagging their tails in line Sniper John Eastwood decides to move on after finding out the new lady he’s met can’t hold down a job... Be part of the team! Join our private Facebook group!: https://bit.ly/3CRhNU1
25/10/23•27m 8s
132: Reeking of B.O with an aggressive amount of wee chat
A South African who ran himself up a flagpole and into mischief The super-rich building bunkers in New Zealand Tales from a truckie in Aussie A horrendous tale of a midnight horror pissPod Jay was referring to: https://open.spotify.com/show/1l5VDadTxZsKzjPJUud3hn?si=apkQUJyITJSoV29CW36-zg
25/10/23•37m 55s
131: Banjo strings and a fake drowning
Classic stitch-ups and UK tabloid headlines Sexual tunes on a broken banjo Gold tooth collecting after nightclub punch ups Tools explained properly by one of our Mad Dogs
25/10/23•20m 55s
130: Shit revenge on a shit boss
Steve Burrows is back and tells us about his terrible boss Kids are dicks... bee's dicks Alexa does one of our Snipers dirty The highs and lows of being a comedian Full interview with Brook MacDonald, Red Bull downhill mountain biker
25/10/23•41m 22s
129: A cucking mad episode
Cuckold cupid co-worker Pets that killed their owners Mad Mike
25/10/23•42m 34s
128: Sent a hospital pass all the way to hospita
How to get more out of your stay on the planet courtesy of a 5-minute journal Why middle-aged blokes should think twice about making a return to the sports field Father-son bonding by playing catch with a bow and arrow Theory of gravity debated at length by 4 spuds and a genius An almost worst-case scenario on a hangover
25/10/23•34m 51s
127: Squirrel's dream
A couple of 'crack up' crack head yarns The difference between food that is hot, hot hot, and Indian hot hot How to ruin someone's life not once, not twice. but thrice A couple of nicknames that couldn’t be told on our radio show What happens when lads get together and decide to get matching brandings
25/10/23•39m 10s
126: Picking up hitchikers with red fluffy tails
A teenager gets his arms ripped off What happens when you ignore red flags Audi TT vs Ford Fiesta vs Fox Bleeding like in the movies Con-artist spills the beans
25/10/23•37m 33s
125: The great universal loser test
Smoking livestock in vehicles Fetching a misplaced shit, an outrageous news story from the UK The mind-blowing apprentice yarns from a mechanic What went on tour, didn't stay on tour 'Down Under' gets another mash-up"
25/10/23•32m 46s
124: Lock me up and throw away the key
Shit Lips Houlihan (P.S. not their actual last name) What happens to your brain when you watch blue movies How it feels to have deep heat in your eyeballs
25/10/23•21m 20s
123: Feedin' each other the chief
A listener is trying to sell their car the best way they know how through the power of the written word Some of our Snipers get caught shagging in their hotel room Show Boss Tiegs’ laugh has caused some confusion A bloke’s dad tries to break into their house and it has some serious consequences How to catch fish in a stream
25/10/23•28m 27s
122: Pop goes the gas station
A bloke who massively over-revved one night and woke up in bed with his mate's dad... Embarrassing sex stories An Irishman doing what Irish men do best; great times and chaos Someone I went to boarding school with has been asked to be a character witness for me
25/10/23•31m 25s
121: More puffy-eyed than a widow at a funeral
Dunc is away, sick. Jay's still here with Show Boss Tiegs & Tech Producer Caleb The pitfalls of putting a bike together with needle nose pliers Literally getting on the piss Pharmaceutical kids Whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle?
25/10/23•28m 52s
120: The ultimate moral dilemma, a family picnic, & a pigeon
The circle of life when it comes to pigeons and inbred rabbits Pissy mouthwash a tale of revenge Great White Shark expert, Professor Riley Elliot The origins of the banking system and an unqualified opinion on it The thousands of dollars of damage caused by not having a forklift license
25/10/23•44m 0s
119: "No wonder he didn't eat dinner tonight"
The secret to putting your own downstairs operation in your mouth How many times you can cross the English channel whilst passed out in the toilets A Mad Dog that almost blew his mate's head off with a gun One of the great family guy scenes involving vomiting
25/10/23•32m 38s
118: Baguettes and chuckin' into a JanSport
To start us off, a great re-enactment of what would happen after receiving the news that the world is ending in 10 mins from a nuclear blast Another reason why you should never use sprayable Deep Heat in front of a fan whilst nude Lessons learnt from older ladies Show Boss Tiegs has the first 2 parts of a trilogy of classic tales https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvQ9dQPGRUo
25/10/23•40m 41s
117: Squashed Nuts
"Gotta 'Bitta Banter' from some lads keeping the rich tradition of messing with the apprentices alive and well. A madman who stared death in the face while squashing his nuts on a motorcycle. Show Boss Tiegs has the harrowing tail of the heart recipient that was almost killed by his mates with kindness.
25/10/23•37m 15s
116: Wannabe matadors gone wrong
Sports that would make for spectacle watching, if the competitors were hammered. Ordering a fish burger in Ibiza goes horribly wrong. How big does a bull have to be to pop a human? The 22-year-old bloke who set the Tree Planting world record in 24 hours.
25/10/23•34m 33s
115: Deer are still dicks
Deer gets hit by a car and is an asshole about it Rufus Rice is back One of our Snipers has something horrible happen to his eye More rippers from the UK papers Bill Burr fights back Son gets one-up on his dad Friend of the show, James Morris, is thinking of the bigger picture Our original deer yarn: https://fb.watch/gEl1IfFwY-/ Jay's deer-wrangler dude: https://bit.ly/3zOMPK3 Sydney Morning Herald 'Dick takeover': https://bit.ly/3tnukcd
25/10/23•34m 46s
114: Talking about yourself in 3rd person
Student gets the one-up on the deputy principal More ripping headlines from the UK papers People who have won the lottery Conjoined twins One of our Snipers woke up in flames!
25/10/23•42m 45s
113: Oh god, put a ring on it!
More great work from the UK papers Prison hack & gang member getaway Always say yes to anesthetic Show Boss Tiegs' evolving farts Slow burning prank Oasis Skateboard Company
25/10/23•42m 39s
112: Could you piss my dick?
Update on the UK paper headlines Could you piss my dick? Why you shouldn't eat too much curry at once Another clip from Joe Rogan Someone found a bomb One of our Snipers was caught by his father-in-law
25/10/23•42m 56s
111: He shagged our Sunday dinner chicken
The UK papers are bloody hilarious Some Late Mail about the Honey Badger Foam party yarn from one of our Snipers Must Watch - How it feels to kill someone - https://bit.ly/3DrryXH Dad's VHS tapes = getting in a load of shit Melbourne Cup yarns
25/10/23•35m 31s
110: From hero to zero in a split second
A Google review that ended in prison... Mike Tyson’s about to clock you one, what should you do? Take it or tell a joke? This bloke did the latter The game of fetch that had the dog return with a large adult toy A comedian recounts the time he got in the shit at school One of our Snipers realises a few years too late that his mum has got one on him…
25/10/23•31m 7s
109: Dogs licking ice cream
The bloke that bent him self out of shape and into the neighbour's flower beds Embarrassing sex stories, featuring Duncan making out with his dog and rubbing ice-cream all over his body (Jay wrote this)A chat that resulted in a new Mad Dog member, and involved a Mad Dog, literallyBit of Self-Help Singh for ya
25/10/23•34m 51s
108: Tomato plants growing on a bloke's belly
Online gambling…Jay’s mate’s method The adult toy combo that could’ve made Jay millions Aussie battlers 'getting jobs done' with some 'help' Nicknames that we can’t say on the radio
25/10/23•29m 35s
107: We talk with a cat killer
A cat killer comes clean Legend called Bill who sent his frozen poo using the work courier Why you shouldn’t piss on your neighbour's fence Machete justice in Bali When a bloke says ‘I don’t want to go out’
25/10/23•34m 53s
106: Richie does great voices
We’ve found an absolute Barry Battler from Aussie who’s been served some pretty terrible news Some Late Mail regarding the bear-skin hats used at Buckingham Palace We put Richie through his paces as a voice-over artist A bloke that has made a living out of making merkins
25/10/23•34m 3s
105: Lactose intolerant drinking Irish Cream
Someone wee’s in his own pants by accident at the races We re-visit an old, but classic clip from Bathurst - Australia’s biggest car racing event Show Boss Tiegs educates us about The Sims PC Game One of our Snipers sent us a doozy of a nickname for a bloke on his first day of school Bears are being murdered Anthony Bourdain has some great travel advice We end the podcast with a story involving a Sniper who is lactose intolerant and has spent a night drinking Baileys
25/10/23•39m 24s
104: Makes me say 'oh ma lawd'
Barney the dinosaur f*cks up a truck How you wrecked your first car Russel Crowe is a generous legend An oldie but a goodie yarn about getting banned at a supermarket Health and safety gone wrong - how Tech Producer Caleb had to put together a basic guide for his flatmates A short ball story involving a shocking situation turned hilarious Richie has audio of a real mummy talkingBe part of the team! Join our private Facebook group!: https://bit.ly/3CRhNU1
25/10/23•41m 40s
103: A bread loaf roundabout & the ghost of an old lady
A dog eats something it shouldn’t and shits it out at the worst possible moment Darrin Spencer’s oldie but a goodie Blind girl makes headlines by learning to fly a plane Late Mail Some of our Snipers take their turn at traffic management Ridiculous ghost yarn from voice-over guy Richie
25/10/23•37m 0s
102: Deep and meaningfuls with mum
Shane Wooding exposes the prefects he went to school with Richie shares a fairly crooked yarn about nicking a porn mag from a junkie den in the bush by his parent's house... How one of our Snipers got run over by his own car Hectic must listen from America…. One of the best true crime podcasts you’ll hear this year Ian Mad Dog Clements has been in touch again
25/10/23•42m 19s
101: Punching darts on a 747
When you could smoke on a plane We give a standing-o for a wild short ball yarn Farts that sound like well-known songs
25/10/23•46m 5s
100: Foxes and a bad trip
A wild tale of taking acid in the bush at a rave... a bush doof We read another review from the Facebook group Rate My Plate….Some greenhorn cooked up a sausage burger Bloke that was out-foxed by a Fox
25/10/23•33m 4s
99: The most feral thing ever broadcast
How George from the UK ended up frozen solid after a mid-winters piss up A rouge operator from the east coast of the South Island... one of the all-time hectic yarns. One of the crookest sayings you’ll ever hear And the age-old debate…stand or sit to wipe?
25/10/23•39m 2s
98: That pasta is shit as
Some ruthless reviews from Rate My PlateOld-school Aussie rock A ripper brother stitch-upBlow-drying dead pets...yep
25/10/23•41m 4s
97: Lay down in my bed of Vogels
Flaming bulls on fire A shocking yarn from Dunc after he ended up hammered in a paddock Sex demon in a pub A wild application for the Mad Dog Club
25/10/23•40m 22s
96: Your dick copped a lot
Confessions Butt chugging Nostalgic food places Alive in the morgue Piercing in the dick
25/10/23•34m 40s
95: Jay is holding on for dear life
One of the most hectic, worst case scenarios on Grinder The most disgusting scenario a broken-down freezer could create We preview the new season of the TV show Yellowstone There is a new world's heaviest deadlift
25/10/23•36m 43s
94: Body parts in jars
Motivation from Dr Joe Dispenza Castles in Wales The German waffle stomper in Aussie with blokes from Ireland One of the best docs you will see The 6 most insane laughs on a stage in France
25/10/23•38m 36s
93: Like a raincoat in the rain
How deep is the ocean 2 x short ball yarns Drying your nether regions A meaningful one-night relationship gone pear-shaped
25/10/23•31m 43s
92: "F*ck you're grim"
We've dropped some merch https://bit.ly/3fq88Kv Short ball - Farting in the shower Football firms Tattoos for NFR...yep
25/10/23•34m 48s
91: Not behd, good times
BTS of The Rock 2000 countdown and live event The history of pulling the fingers https://bit.ly/3PrJuaE And the famous GG finger https://bit.ly/3PSAzAI Short ball from Show Boss Tiegs Luke's cat dying
25/10/23•33m 23s
90: A variation of Crocodile Dundee
A few beers, and we’re away laughing The Urban Myth behind 'In The Air Tonight' A variant of Crocodile Dundee Full pash when greeting someone?
25/10/23•34m 38s
89: A bullet in the tadger
Couples massage mid-bender Getting shot in the dick New ways to describe how drunk you were A former All Black who ate champagne glasses Turns out a chainsaw is an instrument Big announcement in regards to Tech Producer Caleb’s playlist Short balls from the Snipers Nightmare Facebook Group
25/10/23•36m 20s
88: One 'shitty' proposal
Doing things the hard way A mad off-the-cuff house party Meaningful one-night relationship correspondent Rufus Rice 50 Cent takes a lie detector Proposals:- Listener Jake’s stressful one- Why Dunc didn’t do one even though he is now married- Jay’s wife Anna had a real bad code brown midway through theirs
25/10/23•41m 23s
87: Chooks fed...tear in eye
Short Ball via Tech Producer Caleb Gossip Mongers - Homemade dilly Butter Boards New Spotify playlist you never knew you needed The world’s pastiest listener
25/10/23•31m 40s
86: Pop goes the seagull
Three Hectic goat stories Nature is mental Short ball via Tech Producer Caleb How to trim your toenails drunk in Bali Stag/bucks-do advice
25/10/23•35m 0s
85: And I was like 'ay'
If someone else was put in charge when people were naming things… how different things could have been What to do to someone on their stag do Dunc's story about Fletcher from Pennywise Paul’s Ponderings - Steam session https://bit.ly/48qLHw1
25/10/23•34m 34s
84: Come back with a warrant
Your most embarrassing moments A couple of short ball stories from the Snipers Nightmare Group We ruin bands by removing a letter from their name Grandma smashing someone over with her handbag Dunc blanked an A-List NZ celeb not once... but twice
25/10/23•31m 53s
83: People will agrue about anything
A couple of short balls from the Snipers Nightmare Group A ripper X-Files yarn Yvon Chouinard - The Patagonian Peoples champ The Servo Bloke part 2 who has the place worked out
25/10/23•32m 6s
82: Real life shark bait
Hilarious chat going on on our Snipers Nightmare Facebook group - join us here https://bit.ly/3CRhNU1 A couple of short ball stories from Show Boss Tiegs Pieter who got in a tangle with a great white in South Africa…
25/10/23•30m 22s
81: Chewbacca drops the shoulder
What was “the incident” in your high school Jay’s wild Jarred Leto beef An Aussie bloke beat up a CEO wearing a Chewbacca costume on a ski slope and wore a religious colander A short ball story from Show Boss Tiegs about a bloke with one of the worst names of all time
25/10/23•39m 42s
80: "Can you hear the dolphins cry"
Karen who worked as an emergency call centre operator shares another war story Cranky and the Megadeath Burger... Pube infused tobacco The classic iPod mini competition stitch-up
25/10/23•31m 29s
79: Rub a dub dub
Dunc's guide to successful motorsport outings with young kids America's Cup Untold - Australia 2 and the Mullet Boat Racing in Auckland Bloke gets caught BBQing alone by a sales rep who knocked on his door Some more yarns from our Snipers Nightmare FB page A new Landscaping business
25/10/23•35m 28s
78: Giving the doc a spray
Another reason why drugs are bad m'kay from Tasmania Karen joins us again for another chaotic tale from her time as a Emergency Services Operator in the UK Aussies and English, they speak the same language but often can’t understand each other... Show Boss Tiegs presents us with a fresh yarn to read
25/10/23•27m 0s
77: Bin bags in the backside
Giving the new fella stick, from the mines of Straaaaya Karen from the UK is a retired Emergency Services Operator and she joins us to recount some of the more spicy calls she got. Ricky Gervais explains the difference between Cats and Dogs
25/10/23•32m 17s
76: The good ol' high knees
A Man Scaping Mele Amazon Product reviews are some of the best Police dog run-ins According to Social Media, Michael Jackson isn’t dead and he is reaching out to people crowd funding his return...
24/10/23•35m 48s
75: Go the f*ck to sleep
A new sleeping hack that heaps of people are raving about Some lads that had a blowout at Windsor Castle A loose cannon young buck from Aus who has given some reporters a spray Some absolute bull-shitters for our segment, sweet little lies
24/10/23•32m 17s
74: Rogue tongues & a toothbrush phobia
A couple of 'would you rather's' sent in by Chris Ludman 3 wild yarns One of the great product reviews
24/10/23•27m 21s
73: Teaching nan filth
Why getting wasted at 16 when you leave school is a bad idea bumper@therock.net.nz for Bumper Stickers An Aussie bloke teaching Nana to swear Our Kiwi lingo stitched up a poor UK listener
24/10/23•28m 14s
72: Russell Crowe and a ripped sack
Turns out Willie Nelson is still alive Jack had his downstairs tampered with by a cat and almost got killed by Russell Crowe Classic stitch up
24/10/23•24m 6s
71: Ciggy butt brain
Some funny shoplifting Another great Aussie battler - this bloke’s yarn is iconic A ciggy scab stitch-up
24/10/23•31m 54s
70: Tins with Tenacious D
Best/worst interviews we've done over the years A couple of cracking yarns from Hugo in South Africa Some limericks that you guys have sent us on the Snipers Nightmare Facebook page
24/10/23•31m 22s
69: Ding dong at lunchtime
Going through a drive-thru here in NZ School yard punch ups Sliding down a flag pole and losing a nut
24/10/23•38m 48s
68: Just me and my Corolla
We have found a list of celebs that are cops A crook Limerick Gnarly story about someone’s trainwreck of a break-up
24/10/23•30m 20s
67: Nan's solar light in your shin
The bloke that cut his old fella off in prison Matty Schupp’s gets colonoscopy’s one the reg….so has started messing with the doctors How Jordy almost died after a night on the Scrumpy's
24/10/23•31m 27s
66: Balls up the anuk
How one listener's parents almost got smoked by a hurricane A flying fox modification that went horribly wrong Ben, a Kiwi lad who is a hectic human, with a gnarly grand thief auto yarn
24/10/23•38m 27s
65: "I've seen Fake Taxi once"
There is a new world’s biggest poo Ian gets too hammered at a work-do Cat and chihuahua burying chat
24/10/23•36m 17s
64: When your own sh*t ends up all over you
Shat yourself up a tree Jay's latest poddy recommendation This crazy FB message
24/10/23•25m 13s
63: They went nato on him
Ivan stung and died multiple times Guts up the backside The toilet bomb
24/10/23•30m 34s
62: 88yo with a secret sex dungeon
Banned from a brothel Coffin crasher Deliberately stung to get an erection
24/10/23•27m 41s
61: Cancel the f**king fax machine
Emails from the a***hole Steamed on a plane Nicknames
24/10/23•34m 29s
60: You'd look like a smurf
Dunc's gambling addiction Jay's methed-up mechanic Flat initiations: Dunedin
24/10/23•35m 1s
59: At a pub with a mad f*cker
From Last Place pub in Hamilton with Anton who is literally a medical case study because he cooked himself so bad after he head banged too hard at a gig... Dunc isn't an adult when it comes to dressing himself Our CFO got taught how to carry heaps of beers
24/10/23•11m 11s
58: Hans The Skydiver
This Mad Dog is a skydiver, and it all went badly badly wrong for him as he hit a wall of solid rock
24/10/23•17m 46s
57: The final hurrah in the cookie battle
How much a suit costs in 2022 - outrageous Podcaster listener wants us to to help win him 10k Final part in James’ hectic younger days…
24/10/23•35m 23s
56: Whack a zucchini on your neighbour's porch
National sneak a zucchini onto your neighbour's porch day What happens in a city after a nuclear blast Part two from James blowing out with his cookies
24/10/23•29m 41s
55: Falling in love with a burrito
Jay talks about his sperm sample Drugs are bad mkay - Part one of James' run-in with cookie Persuading a bouncer with a broken radio volume knob
24/10/23•25m 50s
54: 25mins away from losing his nut
Twisted testes Tradie no.2 on site using a lavender towel Bill Burr: Netflix special
24/10/23•27m 51s
53: Naked with an axe and an erection
Robbery stories NZ's Eminem Droning and boning
24/10/23•27m 17s
52: What happens when you don't pick up your dog's sh*t
Don't pick up your dog's shit, face the music Lesley rinses her husband for his drunken blowout Longest piss in all of humankind
24/10/23•25m 58s
51: In a dairy with my sack torn open
Drugs are just bad m'kay? Ex Files are back! Our mate Heath from Brisbane, Australia talks about the time he ripped his sack wide open and had some help from a pensioner nurse...a little too much...
24/10/23•32m 29s
Snakes. NFR returns in 6 days.
Not For Radio is back in 6 days, baby! Who doesn't love snakes? Go and give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Spotify - https://spotify.link/2emuAMIU6Db Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/not-for-radio/id1712042389
24/10/23•5m 56s
50: The great communal pee bottle
Dunc's mate who was a ring-in for a Maori rugby side...but he's South African The biggest event of the year An adult toy review apparently
24/10/23•29m 59s
49: There's ol' 'Light Duties'...
Massive lottery scam Dude with a bunch of pearla nicknames A funeral with Xmas lights
24/10/23•31m 0s
48: Gotta feel for ol' mate Noddy
Our mate Noddy's 'double action' gone wrong Ex-Files Lunch box suprise
24/10/23•24m 10s
47: One tough todger
Commando, is it still a thing? Coming unstuck jumping a fence Shit drivers... loads of them
24/10/23•36m 4s
46: Tootsies, Copper escapes, & Waaaaales
Foot fetishes A cracking yarn from a welsh bloke who blew out doing a favour for a mate Night at the pub gone pear-shaped whilst sober
24/10/23•31m 40s
45: A bottomless brunch, r*ppers, and Supercars all before 5pm
Yeah man, Show Boss Tiegs' weekend was heeeectic! Dunc took the Murricane to the museum... Jay - the celebrity...well, according to a random at laser tag he is, but according to the receptionist at laser tag he is not...
24/10/23•32m 7s
44: Rees used to dig up landmines in Tanzania
We chat to Mad Dog #108 who had black water fever, malaria, and used to dig up landmines for a living in Tanzania...
24/10/23•20m 48s
43: I sharted at work today
NZ employment options Jay isn't wearing undies today Having a wee out the fire escape
24/10/23•20m 29s
42: "Don't poke my bum"
House plant chat Dunc was a "big pisser" back in the day he reckons Getting craft knifed at work
24/10/23•17m 44s
41: Hot pizza eating disaster
Pizza eating contest gone wrong PE teacher chit chat F*CKING NEAT
24/10/23•26m 20s
40: Jay, an InterCity, and a one eyed snake
What is a danger wank? Jay overshares... again Insane BBQ
24/10/23•29m 46s
39: Chur to the Snipers in the UK
Lunar calendar manipulation Do fish get thirsty? Ponder that...it's a toughy...well, na not really but still ponder it UK breathers messaging us with some quality
24/10/23•21m 0s
38: Jay's dome is getting bigger
Jay chats about how he's preparing for a boxing match in 5 weeks instead of 10 Some radio gold from a South African radio station Crook shit
24/10/23•17m 45s
37: Veeting your ballsack
Veeting your balls Toastie chat A few messages from you Snipers
24/10/23•21m 51s
36: Jay's celebrity mates
Doug Howlett's rugby-playing wizard of a son Martin Guptill's potential million dollar baseball career Ricky Gervais
24/10/23•27m 14s
35: Arnica under the tongue
Dunc was in a motorbike accident today (he's okay!) Jay went hunting over the weekend Aussie cricketers playing mind games
24/10/23•20m 32s
34: Good for nothing animals
Bird feeders Raising a herd of buffalo TikTok old-school gangster
24/10/23•12m 23s
33: A plant that re-adjusts your entire life
Bernie Mac 'motherfucker' Jay's mate is a blind male model The plant
24/10/23•25m 39s
32: "Niagara Falls of p*** and sh*t"
Finish him! Psycho elephant chat Wild wild horses Carnivore diet
24/10/23•26m 37s
30: Guinea pig's for $17 bucks...beauuutiful
Killer hamsters, all guinea's have bad endings Pyramid stats are WILD Stink finger zombie
24/10/23•26m 30s
29: If 430 bungee jumps in 24 hrs wasn't enough
We chat to old mate Mike Heard about once holding the record of 430 bungee jumps in 24 hours, injuries and seeking redemption...
24/10/23•23m 5s
28: Tongue stung by a bee
Jay's love for Jamie Oliver Adult toy stores The bloke that has 9 lives
24/10/23•21m 45s
27: A lucky escape and gnarly crime
Navy man's lucky escape Mafia Crimes Wild Nickname yarns
24/10/23•26m 18s
26: Yarns from a rugby ref
Jay is away so Tech Producer Caleb and Show Boss Tiegs join Dunc What is 'hearsay'? Tech Producer Caleb's ref yarns
24/10/23•30m 0s
25: Gotta go man, shit's everywhere
Just a quick one today - Jay's wife is sorting out his shit and Dunc's wife is dealing with 3 hectic children all under the age of 5... great times!
24/10/23•5m 27s
24: We chat with a Jehovah's Witness
Today we chat to a JW and we ask them every single question you've ever wanted to know...
24/10/23•28m 6s
23: Your nana is a big fan, but still don't play this to her
Comedy for stoners UK sports talkback gold International singing accent
24/10/23•31m 27s
22: Getting tea-bagged on a bus to Fiorland
Dunc got balls to the face on a bus to Fiordland...more than once Steak on steak on steak Hybrid animals and how f*cked they are
24/10/23•32m 54s
20: Is Dunc part of an international experiment?
Dunc's famous in Ireland apparently Seth Green NFT theft Delta Airlines and how they lost millions
24/10/23•27m 53s
19: Commentary cock ups & brain stuff
Brain eating parasite Biggest commentary cock up ever Mental health chat
24/10/23•34m 1s
18: Licorice bloody all sorts
BBC DJ set with the sickest drop...due to a royal death The pill that apparently knocks COVID in 2 days Gang member and their tank...
24/10/23•34m 55s
17: Falling out of a coconut tree
Jay is not a soda drinker Transitioning out of Supercars to becoming a millionaire Sick as behind-the-scenes to music with Slash & The Chillis
24/10/23•25m 54s
16: "It Wasn't Me"
Ins and outs of heart surgery Damian Power & Steven Adam's with some comedy gold We try to sell NZ to the UK"
24/10/23•29m 37s