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Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it. No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today. All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh. Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Wasn't Just Spraying It Everywhere!

Gosh Gosh Gosh

Did All of the Teachers Do This?

Joe Getty details the odd and troubling relationship between US progressives & hard core Islamist monsters who support terrorism and oppression. Thanks to the Eli Lake for his column, The Ties That Bind Islamists and Progressives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Can Queers for Palestine Possibly Exist?

From the fourth hour of the Friday, January 24th broadcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show...Jack shares a completely over-the-top theory about pet adoption--much to the dismay of Joe & Katie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Very, Very Unpopular Pet Adoption Theory

As we all know, crime is out of control and the politics are bass ackwards in California. During our local news, Joe blew off some steam with a screed! A blood vessel or two might have popped.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If You Don't Commit Any Crimes, You Have Nothing To Worry About

Biden did an interview with Lester Holt and it did not go well. In typical A&G fashion, the guys ran with it and made it hilarious.  Listen to the whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm On The Horse... Cmon Man!

We went around the room and fired off what we would eat to get really fat quickly. Also, some of our CA doctors aren't qualified due to DEI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How To Gain 100lbs In A Weekend & DEI Doctors

The left is pushing electric vehicles hard, especially in CA. Would an EV make a good first car? Also, there's some bonus Hillary talk in here as well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EVs! Get Your EVs!

This is a much needed heart warming moment when a grandfather got his grandfather's 70 year old truck. What his grandfather paid for it is the real story here.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$50 & A Hog

AI is a big topic in the world, for obvious reasons. Now we find that AI can steal our voices?! Also, this clip includes a little "Joe Getty Self Beating." Enjoy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Stealing Your Voice and Joe Beats Himself Up

Jack saw an attractive woman the other day with armpit hair.  This has been part of the women being "natural" movement going around online... Jack and Joe brought in Katie Green to say the things they can't say on this topic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why So Hairy?

Jack Armstrong must feel the need for attention. When Joe Getty had intense joint pain, Jack had cancer. Joe feels covid coming on? Jack crashes his motorcycle. Joe slices two of his fingers open? Jack gets his eyeballs cut open. IT NEVER STOPS!  Plus some details about Jack's eye surgery that you may or may not want to hear...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack The Attention Hog

Red Lobster got taken out by it's own endless shrimp deal. How did this happen!? Did they underestimate how much shrimp we could eat?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Slobster

Jack had an unfortunate experience at a youth flag football game yesterday due to parents almost coming to blows... Our culture is changing and it's not for the better. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Culture Is Changing

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C.O.W. Clips Of The Week!

It was complete chaos at the hearing on Merrick Garland. Verbal shots were fired, names were called... Listen to this whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut to hear the whole fiasco!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All Hell Has Broken Lose

The debates between Biden and Trump are on! One on ABC and the other on CNN.  The guys have some ideas on how Trump could handle the debate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Hey Joe, What About Your Uncle That Was Eaten By Cannibals?"

This question to women has taken the internet by storm: "If you were hiking alone, would you rather encounter an unknown man or a bear?" The majority is answering bear... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would You Rather Encounter An Unknown Man Or A Bear

Right as the guys were going on air this morning, Biden posted a bizarre video on twitter challenging Trump to a debate... Trump has responded that he's game. This will be a show of shows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Trump Vs Biden Debate!

This latest version of Chat AI has the ability to see you, hear you and more. This is disturbing on a whole new level... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Can Now See And Hear You...

McDonalds is rolling out a new $5 meal in an attempt to get some customers back amid their soaring prices. We're seeing more of this as inflation causes all prices to go up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Of Fast Food

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our very own Jack Armstrong crashed his motorcycle yesterday. YES, he's okay but also YES, he's in a lot of pain. Huge shoutout to the angel that was doubling as an Uber driver who helped him out and let him bleed all over the car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I Didn't Know If My Knee Cap Was Still Attached."

In case you missed it, during the Trump "hush money" trial (if we can even call it that anymore) Stormy Daniels took the stand and went in depth about her sexual encounter with Trump.  She also tried to make it seem like she didn't know what she was doing... Listen to the whole Armstrong & Getty Select Cut for all the details! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stormy Daniels Testified And It Was Something...

Apparently a majority of the folks under the age of 24 are getting their news about the college protests from the video gamer streaming service Twitch. FB and Instagram are so out now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twitch... Switch... What?

It happened again. Trump was hit with another gag order and fined another $1000. Is he doing this on purpose or can he not shut his mouth?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another Day, Another Trump Gag Order

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So apparently, according to The Passion Tax, if you enjoy your job there is a chance that you're not being paid as much as you should... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Passion Tax

Bill Melugin reported on the list of needs the protesters at UCLA have.  It includes vegan and gluten free food, knee and elbow pads and lotion. All of that hating Israel is making them chafe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Protesters Need Lotion!

All hell broke loose at UCLA during the anti - Israel protests. Since the cops weren't showing up, a group of vigilantes decided to take matters into their own hands. While the guys were relatively reserved on this topic, new A&G Show cast member Fuzzy Bear had a lot to say.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vigilante Justice At UCLA & Introducing Fuzzy Bear!

We're ALL sick of these anti Israel protesters but we have to admit, they are providing us with some great audio/video. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"They're Grabbing Him By The Hoodie!"

Jack found a study that says everything we've heard about posture is basically fake news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Straighten Up!

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is an insane news story out of Maryland about an athletic director who was under investigation for misuse of funds creating an AI audio file of the principal of the school making racist remarks. How far will this AI go? On a happier note, one of our listeners made a wonderful tribute song about our beloved Michael Angelo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An AI Scare And A Beautiful Michael Angelo Song

This really brings together what we are seeing on our college campuses. Not only with the chaos of the anti Israel protests, but with the insane ideologies, DEI and more... Also, kids are now being taught younger and younger that the problem with the world is western civilization. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rise Of Intersectionality

The guys played a clip with "the world's worst voice" which led to Jack talking about a recent Simpsons episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sit Down, RFK Jr. Quimby Jr.

What if Mount Rushmore was made up of different characters? How about Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look! It's Mount Rushmore!

There is a new thing that 20 somethings are going through... the quarter life crisis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Quarter Life Crisis

Jack Armstrong's grilling adventures continue!  Last week Jack posted a photo of him "grilling." It was pretty bad... If you haven't seen it click here.  Well, our beloved Jack attempted it again. And again, it was pretty bad. You can see that photo here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack And His BBQ Adventures

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was, it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C.O.W. Clips Of The Week

Jack has a few notes/observations about the Kennedy family... including one that you may find disturbing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Kennedy Family

It would seem that everyone's allergies are out of control.  We have a bit of an explanation for that. Then the guys revisit the horrible times of the "official" COVID tests that they used to do when they'd touch your brain.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allergies & Covid Tests

Apparently there is a new dating app where they hook you up and monitor your brain activity. Sounds hot.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tennis Headband With Wires

Oh the gift that keeps on giving.. the chants of the protesters. Now they're after Google and Starbucks. Also, a hilarious email from Ernesto.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Armstrong Getty You Can't Hide... You Prefer Your Chicken Fried

Anti Israel protesters shut down bridges all over the country and an airport yesterday, causing travel problems.  The reason? Basically, they don't want Israel to defend itself against Iran. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Go On, Gandhi!

Joe watched The Masters this weekend and even had a watch party! Problem is, the crew thinks he's lying about the size of his TV. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Size Matters

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips Of The Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A recent TikTok video went viral of a young man talking about how he is struggling to survive on his wages and how the American dream is dead. Is this what China wants us to see?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The American Dream Is Dead

Joe Biden can own this one. The crisis at the border is only getting worse by the day. Now the news comes out that he's secretly flying illegals into states? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's Immigration Crisis

What are the secrets to a happy marriage? Apparently loading the dishwasher properly has a lot to do with it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How To Load A Dishwasher

Representative Sheila Jackson Lee from Houston, TX gave us all a very informative lesson on moon exploration...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moon Exploration With Rep Sheila Jackson Lee

Well aren't we a lucky bunch! Jack has vowed to start weaving this word into every day situations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not A Good Word

It's time to, totally voluntarily, take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack actually sat down and watched a couple of sitcoms last night and to his surprise, he felt really good afterwards. Maybe there's something to say about the evening sitcom routine and not just doom scrolling for hours...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Comfort Of The Evening Sitcom Routine

People suck. Apparently companies are having trouble with people purchasing a product and then returning a fake item. Jack describes them perfectly, "scumbags."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scumbags & Returns

The world has lost its mind. A letter from campus officials went out at Sacramento State titled "Trans Community Support" that would make you think some unspeakable hate crime was committed. That is hardly the case.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gender Bending Madness: Sacramento State

This one came from an "influencer." Apparently this simple, yet hilarious hack can help you get a great nights sleep! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best Sleep Hack!

As you know, this last Sunday was Easter... and also Transgender Visibility Day. How many days/weeks/months a year are we dedicating to the LGBTQ+ ??   Quite a few...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gender Bending Madness: The World Is Catching On

What is it with guys and their obsession of what would happen if they went to prison?  The guys talked about the hell of a time SBF faces while in prison. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What If You Go To Prison?!

Joe Biden is having a very expensive fundraiser featuring Obama and Bill Clinton. There will also be performances by Queen Latifah and Lizzo... WARNING: There is a chance that if you're drinking anything towards the end of this podcast, you will spit it out in laughter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fundraiser Of The Century!

This is audio from KJP hanging up on North Carolina radio host Mark Garrison of WBT in Charlotte after he asked her about gas prices, inflation, and the president's mental state... how offensive! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh No! KJP Got Offended!

Jack was going over a sleep study and realized he hasn't slept properly in decades.  Apparently, getting the right amount of sleep can make you feel 3 months younger? Who has that gauge? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Man, I Feel 80 Years Old!"

Based on the quality of reporting we see now days, it's pretty clear that news outlets just do not care anymore. Jack made a great point, if we were paying for our news, things might be different. But now, it's all about the clicks.  As an added bonus, Jack uses a fancy word because he is a classy guy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The News No Longer Cares

That sounds like a word we shouldn't even say... but it stands for Duel Income No Kids. There has to be slang for everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A Dink?

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was...It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday, illegals stormed the border and ambushed border patrol.  It was all caught on video.  How this was not the top story on every news media outlet is confusing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Illegals Ambushed The Border

Elon Musk's Neuralink has been successfully implanted into a human and is working! A paralyzed man explains in this clip how he is moving the cursor on his computer. Jack has some other ideas for how this tech could be used...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neuralink Could Change The World

We played a clip yesterday that resulted in a lot of listener feedback... and not for the reason you think. "I don't know... Like A LAaaHHht??"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vocal Fry

We know that this is the main thing on all of your minds, so here you go. Now Getty images is doing a thorough investigation into all images released by The Palace. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Royal Image Saga Continues...

Boeing can't seem to stay out of its own way. Now, the Boeing C.E.O. has confirmed that the recent problems have been caused by "quality escape." Whatever that means...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It Was A Quality Escape

The show went there... it's some T.T. (Toilet Talk) Todays topic: The Bidet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Fresh And So Clean

Spring Break has sprung and all hell has broken loose in Ft. Lauderdale.  Jack reminisces about saying he'd work out and then he'd go drinking...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spring Break Mania!

It's time for a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bernie Sanders is floating around the idea of a four day work week. Seems like people are into it because it was talked about on the late night shows and the crowd went wild. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Four Day Work Week

This is a trip. One of our great listeners managed to create a clip of A.I. Jack! He actually made a pretty startling declaration in the clip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A.I. Jack

There was a study done, by a mattress company, that said that people who sleep in separate beds sleep better. Emphasis on "by a mattress company." How many stats are true? It seems not many... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

82% Of Statistics You Hear Are Made Up

Joe brought us a really interesting piece from The Honest Broker about how art is dead and we are all basically scrolling ourselves to death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Is Dead

Jack brought up a story about some pro-Palestinian protesters destroying an old painting... There has to be some way to deter these people from doing this! Joe's form of punishment just might work... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feet Stretching Punishment

Joe brought us a series of stories from the "Gender Bending Madness" file. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gender Bending Madness: A Mix

Katie started this fight. Joe was telling a story about how he unleased something on his dog. Did he misspeak or did Katie mishear? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Did Joe Say?!

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. - Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C.O.W. - Clips Of The Week!

Jack told a story about how he absolutely came unhinged and yelled at his son's orthodontist the other day... Here is a follow up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Jack The A-Hole? Part 2

The guys broke down some of the analysis coming in after The State of the Union (campaign) speech. Also, Senator Katie Britt with her bizarre post S.O.T.U. video... SPOILER ALERT: Jack thought it was hot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

S.O.T.U. Analysis And Senator Katie Britt

Jack had an unfortunate experience at the orthodontist yesterday and somewhat lost his cool. Overwhelming vote says that he was in the right but apparently there was some unhinged yelling...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Jack The A-Hole?

TSA is trying out a "self-checkout" version for the airport. This is already proving to be a problem, but the guys hope it might stop TSA agents from yelling at them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TSA Self Checkout

Another hot race in California is for the LA District Attorney... where once again the "Marxist, George Soros appointed" George Gascon is looking like he's going to win. The guys have an alternative idea... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monarchy Now!

It looks like the Senate race in CA has come down to Adam Schiff and Steve Garvey. If you're familiar with the show, you know how Jack feels about Adam Schiff and this sent his blood pressure up a bit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Happened To Democracy?!

This one came from the Free Beacon and it shows how the border crisis can completely change the place you live. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How The Border Crisis Changed A Small Town

This was Joe's favorite headline of the day: America Is Swimming In Sauce.  This is where we also learned that the Getty household might have an issue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50 Sauces!?

Jack almost fell victim to a Craigslist scam the other day. These scammers are getting good and some are even linked to the cartel. Stay vigilant, friends! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Get Scammed!

A journalist called the Trans Youth Equality Foundation and posed as a 13 year old girl trying to transition to a boy against her parents wishes. The things that T.Y.E.F. Director Susan Maasch said to her will shock you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gender Bending Madness: The Trans Youth Equality Foundation

Today is Leap Day so Joe brought us some info on what the rest of the world thinks of this day. Now, that'll cost you 12 pairs of gloves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leap Year Superstitions Around The World

Jack has a new jihad and it's the way that Biden acts like he's about to run up the stairs of Air Force One when we all know dang well that isn't going to happen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's "Fake Jog"

This all started with a license plate that Jack saw while out doing his dad duties...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

There are several signs that Biden is showing a steady decline. The title may be unclear so prepare yourself. This takes a turn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's Signs Of Dementia?

There is an app that will convert talk into AI movies! This could completely change Hollywood. Joe has a blockbuster hit idea that will for sure break the box office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Movie Making and Joe's Movie Idea

Nancy Pelosi came up on the show and Joe called her an "old hag" which Jack really enjoyed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Ya Old Hag"

Make sure you're not drinking anything while listening to this because it will come out your nose. Joe brought us a blurb from a newsletter with a fantastic title. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh Come On... Be Better!

The headline "Put your smugness away. You are not too clever to be conned." How gullible are you? This article breaks down the "art" of conning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.