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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong and Getty cover the rest of the stories not covered during the regular broadcast. This non-broadcast, podcast-exclusive is uncensored (mostly), unregulated (absolutely) and unheard by the higher-ups (or so we think).

Armstrong & Getty

We continue to celebrate the life-and-times of the one-of-a-kind musician, entrepreneur & friend to all--Dolly Parton!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Lesson From Dolly

First, brainstorming a fantastic reality show idea.  Next, Katie goes into Mama Bear-mode.  Finally-who is Count Binface?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Like a Trash Bin

Bad sportsmanship, bad attitude or just sarcasm?    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Granny...Are You High?

First, reactions to Anastasia Boden's appearance on the show.  Next, Jack corrects an egregious error, averting a potential FCC violation. Finally, what kind of teenager were you?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Kind of Teenager Were You?

First, we have a great excuse to play one of our all-time classics--the argument between ABC7 news anchors, Paul Moyer & Ann Martin.  Next--Jack gets drunk, on-air!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave Work, Do a Couple Shooters

First, we find out why Jack stores old food.  Next, we're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge, featuring Rosie O'Donnell, Matthew McConaughey, Woodstock & more!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Little Oldie, A Little Moldie

First, one thing that Jack noticed while traveling through Canada.  Next, Jack & Joe consider using GLP1's.  Finally, Joe finishes the list of "What Was Woke 1.0".    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Title is Racist, Too!

First, a follow-up to MichaelAngelo's wild parking lot run-in.  Next, wanna know America--look at our stuff!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Merica!

MichaelAngelo talks about a very creepy experience involving a couple of very sus oddballs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What the Heck Is This?

Katie Katie the News Lady returns, offering a few strong words to those who cast judgment on new moms.  Plus, Katie talks about her new awareness of the challenges of motherhood.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take the Teat

Jack steps-in to provide aid to a woman in distress...why was he only one? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drama in Real Life...What Would You Do?

First, we listen as Nick Shirley interviews an NYC student.  Next, Jack has an idea for what could be a lucrative sideline.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Our Young People Getting More Delusional?

First, Jack & Joe hearken back to their early days as sports announcers.  Next, a couple of special, modern day play-by-play calls!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buffalo Meat With the Ball...

First, we must stop with the WNBA nonsense.  Next, sailing--it nearly took Jack away...woh oh oh.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is Not Going Well

We're Cleaning out the Sound Fridge, including Motley Crue's Tommy Lee, Jay Leno, a angry locksmith and the sounds from a rather odd competition!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make Room for the Deer Meat!

First, Jack expresses his deep regret about an interaction with a bank teller.  Next, Joe details the new Texas state school required book list.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Would I Read That Crap??!!

First, Jack & Joe rate a new jingle.  Plus, some fine examples of humor, provide to us by the Babylon Bee!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Socialism Needs a Jingle!

First, Jack had World Cup fever.  Next--was the Half-Time Show a success?    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Gotta Score a Goal!

Woke takes over the Smithsonian!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Smithsonian Overhaul

We're cleaning out the sound fridge...ridding ourselves of extraneous  soundbites, not used on today's broadcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge

First--What is the Hot Girl Walk?  Next, a truly mind-bending topic involving light from distant stars!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes...I Like To Having My Mind Blown!

First, the connection between spicy food & longevity. Next, Joe shares some additional thoughts on his long vacation, including that inescapable feeling of...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hide the Food...He's Back!

Jack is joined by MichaelAngelo and Executive Producer Hanson for chat about what it takes to have a truly memorable vacation!      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Special Pre-Vacation One More Thing

Joe brings us a helpful list of things that every young man should know.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rules for Sons

First, Trump's wild remark about the Iran negotiators gets no attention.  How overanalyzing Dad Jokes takes all the fun out!     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe Was Right...What???

Joe & MichaelAngelo attempt to help Jack overcome his fear of cooking. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does the Meat Need to be Submerged?

When it comes to chores, be a monk!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wax On, Wax Off

Firs--you say sweet potato, I say Los Angeles.  Next, Soccer folks want more soccer fans--will these changes bring in more eyeballs!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well Maybe I'll Watch!

What was your...biggest mistake?      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My 1987 Ford Mustang

Jack has some advice regarding how to relate to the depth of feeling experienced by someone with depression.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hope It's Helpful

Jack brings us the comedy bit that Jerry Seinfeld claims is one of the best of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rich Man Poor Man

First, VP JD Vance says he'll get to the bottom of the UFO issue.  Coincidentally (???), a Catholic priest is removed as an exorcist!!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dammit Jim--I'm a Doctor, Not an Exorcist!

First, Jack considers the cost of a hair transplant.  Next, infiltrates the lives of our kids in disturbing ways.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Kid Would be Better Off with a Real Bear!

First, Jack brings us a Reason Magazine article which details so-called "police investigations" at some massage parlors.  Next, Joe has a story about researchers who want to know more about intimacy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Really Don't Need to Pay Me

First, a legendary radio figure retires, causing a serious case of nostalgia.  Next, the impact of the democratization of everything!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd Do It for Free!

Jack holds nothing back while expressing his true feelings for one of life's most frustrating activities!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Most Explicit and The Most Fouth-Mouthed Episode We've Ever Done

First, a follow-up from the show regarding Winnie the Pooh quotes.  Next, Comedian Shane Gillis has been a part of a national conversation about the jokes he used at The Netflix Kevin Hart Roast--what's all the hoopla?     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Would Not Sign-Up for a Celebrity Roast

Dogs.  Dogs at restaurants.  Dogs at stores.  But dogs in the bed???    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Most Important Question To Ask...

First, why using your local public library is now problematic.  Next, the Son of Sam, David Berkowitz, makes some surprising remarks about being in prison.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Go to Hell!!!

The Cavs/Knicks playoff game inspires a conversation about confidence.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh God...It's Coming My Way

We begin with some blasphemy.  Next, we open and close the Sound Fridge!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Gatorade to Pizza Hut!

Singer Eric Church offers graduating students from The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill an epic commencement speech called "The Six Strings of Life".     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now That's A Graduation Speech!

Joe provides the details on the unusual way in which he suffered a sports injury!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Mom Would Be Disappointed

There are now so-many chatbots--and they all operate with very different rules.      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Didn't Even Bring Up Goblins

We're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come for the Sound Fridge, Stay for the Lazy Dumbasses!

Joe has more of the story about the significance of reading...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reading is Magic, Part 2

First, teens don't know their history!   Next,  Joe brings us a fascinating story about a researcher, Sam Kriss, and his article on the decline of literacy, "Reading is Magic".   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Article Was Simply Too Long!

The Secret to Making Chores So Fun...a WaPo article about getting thing done!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd Rather Be Set on Fire

First, the sad passing of a country great, followed by ye another sad, and unfortunate, passing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Was Drunk The Day My Mom Got Out of Prison

Jack provides an update on his ever-evolving quest for personal improvement...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Human Mind--So Annoying!

First, Joe on goats, stretching & roofing.  Next, there's one more thing Jack has never done.  Finally, Katie brings us another fine example of A-I creepiness.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh My God--That's So You!

We're Cleaning Out the Dorm Fridge--which means that we playing & commenting on some soundbites that we didn't use on broadcast show!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cleaning Out the Dorm Fridge!

First, NFL hijinks at an MLB game.  Next, an author prompts an Ai chatbot to provide a "10 Commandments" list.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd Like to Thank My Co-Author, Claude...

First, Joe asks-do you flag your email? Next, Jack brings us an amazing new & innovative product!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is There a Way to Change the Patent?

Joey Chestnut's amazing feats of eats--don't they take a toll on him?    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow!  That's a Lotta Donettes

First, another riveting update on A&G Duck Watch' 26.  Next, Joe brings us a new fun new Ai-inspired website.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give Me A Cartoon Image of....

First, Katie brings us an amazing idea.  Next, Joe rids us of our unused news stories of the day!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These are the Stories of Our Lives

How many people are susceptible to full-blown A-I relationships?    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things are Getting Weird...(again)

First, a couple of NBA fans go viral for their in-arena, on-the-screen private conversation.  Next, Jack recounts how a friend organized an elaborate proposal...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Ol' On-Camera Proposal

We listen to Ronan Farrow's report on the character of Sam Altman--one of the big players in Silicon Valley's new wave of Artificial Intelligence growth.      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It Was Shortly After I Returned From the Moon...

First, the most hated feature on modern cars is going away.  Next, party schools!  And finally--a tech industry job interview takes an unusual turn.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No...I'm Totally South Korean!!!

Who is the King of Farts?  Joe brings us some fascinating research!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We'll Just Refer to Them As...the K-O-F.

Jack has a great story about a couple having a private conversation in an Urgent Care lobby.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Card Declined...Re-Insert????

A follow-up to an extremely odd, extremely disturbing story from Hour Four of the broadcast show in which a trans man puts himself through a fake childbirth.      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Believe That This...is Their King

Firest, we revisit the classic Democratic Socialist Meeting.  Next, we dive-in to Canada's New Democratic Party Conference!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please Don't Use Gendered Language, Eh!

First, a tawdry, embarrassing, gossipy story about Kristi Noem's husband comes to light.  Next, Joe brings us an examination of the history of entertainment in America!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who Wants to Go to The Minstrel Show?

First, a distraction involving an old saying.  Next, Joe brings us an outstanding book recommendation!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've Got a Great Book to Recommend...

First, Jack asks a serious question about the handling of a weapon.  Next, sports swag is outta control!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can You Take a Sword to the Park?

First, Robots take over the White House.  Next, a dinner date with the girls goes sideways real bad.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...And Then The Stabbing Starts

First, California's still-being-built Cougar Highway is even more ludicrous than initially thought.  Next, Jack does not want to discuss a topic, which is private and un-funny!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Don't Wanna Talk About This At All...

Our offer our first impression of the debut episode of SNL UK.  Next, Jack traces the lineage of an age-old expression.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're Filling Some Big Shoes!

A civil trial between an Ohio police department and rapper Afroman (remember his hit "Because I Got High") just wrapped...Jack & Joe have the verdict! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He May Be Afroman...But He's An American Man!

Joe brings us the phenomenon--the first Ai Dating Cafes!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You Ready for Another Drink?

Jack describes how reddit advice has changed in the past few years. He then talks about having a spouse hang around divorced people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I think we have an attitude problem

Jack talks about his dislike of the Oscars. He then points out the different types of actors a film is required to have to be considered for an Oscar.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I don't see any amputees!

We have enough ingredients to make a wonderful sound stew, including an unusual stunt, a weird reptile experience, a joyous outcome and more!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're Making Sound Fridge Stew

First, texting grammar is important (to some people).  Next, is it better to snooze or get up when your alarm goes off?   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now That's Alarming!

First, spam calls & texts are driving Jack nuts.  Next, is being human is cool again?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yuck, Digital.  No Thanks!

First, what caused Jack's brain to get "rattled"?  Next, it's clear that Katie has never met My Man Pong.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Promise, I Haven't Taken Up Heroin!

The King of Rock-N-Roll is featured in what should be an awesome new documentary.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Got a Hunka Hunka Showbiz News!

A Columbus Ohio police officer puts his patience on display while dealing with a trio of protesters.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Think I'm Going to Hit You on The Head With A Stick

First, we revisit a news report from yesterday, comparing it to an infamous report from yesteryear.  Next, there's more from the troubling story about man who followed instructions from a chatbot to blow up an airport.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Just Wanted to Find the Closest Del Taco!!!

The crew have embraced chatbots, but there's one feature that's highly annoying!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Tell Me--I Got This!

So many questions!  First, what is Ghost-lighting?  Next, what is ethical non-monogamy????  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ohhhhh...Are you E-N-M?

First, Jack brings us a collection of stories.  Next, Joe hosts a fine edition of Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fridges & More!

First, the crew contemplates a rude remark made towards Katie while she was at the gym.  Next, Jack buys a new microwave!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Do I Need an App to Heat My Coffee?

Jack visits an ultra high-end bedding store to indulge himself...but was he a buyer?    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A $400,000 Mattress?

First we recognize YouTube's anniversary. Next, we listen to some clips from President Trump's Black History Month event at the White HouseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I Love My Blacks!"

First, Katie succumbs to a pregnant lady craving.  Next, a body-positive influencer calls-out the tribe.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Don't Have Trouble With Crabs

First, we examine the the lifestyles of The Ultra-Rich & Not-so Famous!.  Next, Jack has questions about figure skating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can We Address the Lavender Elephant in the Room?

First--why aren't you smiling?  Followed by Joe's re-telling of an Arthur Brooke's column on happiness.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Tell Me About Your Childhood!

We're Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge, with some help from a bimbo, a beaver and a Boomer!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry Coach...I Can't Play in the Super Bowl!

On the Tuesday February 10, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...  we get our first look at the newly released home security tapes from residence of Nancy Guthrie.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well...That's Frightening.

We're Clearin' Out the Sound Fridge, playing a few of the audio clips that weren't used on the A&G Broadcast show.  Otherwise, they'll go stale!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge!

First, we learn how Jack was taught about levity.  Next, a discussion on the science behind the laughter of a baby!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cut the Levity!

First, a brief discussion about plans for the Super Bowl. Next, Katie & her husband disagree about how to handle the big drinking hole! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the Great Debates!

First, a straight woman posts an ad on Facebook for a wife.  Next, a new Chinese trend, toupai chumai, is sweeping the red nation.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You Into Toupai Chumai?

We have more from The Grammys, including award winner Jelly Roll on the topic of "talking politics".    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've Never Actually Had a Jelly Roll

First, a fewChuck Norris Jokes. Next, a little reminiscing about the golden age of day time talk shows! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.