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Cadaver Gals

Cadaver Gals is a weekly podcast hosted by three friends, who discuss all the bizarre ways people have died throughout history to cope with their own mortality.

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What is up, Cadaver Pals??? Gabbie harassed Nikka and Taylor into recording a little promo for her new podcast AMERICAN FILTH, out now. But the Gals also do some catching up, SO LISTEN IN AND UP AND AROUND! XOXO, miss you all! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabbie Makes Nikka and Taylor Promote Her New Podcast

Goodbye, Cadaver Pals!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Death of a Podcast

Prince Sado dies in a rice box, and a man is accused of bitchcraft. I mean, witchcraft.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Filicide, Witch Man

Wow, a lady dies twice. Oops! And a socialite in Texas who invested in her local area wax museum is murdered.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Died Twice, Wax Museum Murder

Family can be so draining! Specifically when your dead relative drains your life force! Also, sometimes you shoot the wrong ghost!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family Vampire, Wrong Ghost

Founding Father and party boy Gouverneur Morris dies during a DIY procedure, and a Roman leader gets an appropriate punishment for being a greedy little goober.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whalebone Catheter, Golden Execution

Yeah, this episode's title is out of control, but basically - a dude throws himself into a volcano to make a point, and a missionary missions too hard.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Volcan-oh-NO, Missionary (in a precarious) Position

A 16th-century bearded Venetian gets turned into a skin suit, and flagellants flagellate in vain!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flayed Alive, Plague Flagellants

Ragnar Lothbrok is a totally real viking who totally had real magical pants. And a harrowing true crime story leads to Candyman.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Totally Real Viking, Mirror Trouble

People be eating people! And now the Cadaver Gals are all vegetarians!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cannibalism (and more Cannibalism)

Boners after death are the topic of the day and everyday. And a lady who has a cosmetics and poison company in Renaissance Italy.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Death Boner, Cosmetic Poison

Quicksand? More like Kindofquicksand. And a massacre.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quicksand, Mountain Meadows Massacre

Nikka brags about how she watches movies and talks about the psychological disorder behind the movie "Swallow," and Taylor explains how an MRI works and how one machine led to a man's tragic demise.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pica and an MRI

The Gals discuss a terrible death in a pool, the death of France's celebrated playwright, and the horrors of theater kids.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pools and Molière

Okay, not hippopotamus with insomnia, but we are talking 1. people who die from lack of sleep and 2. the dangerous yet cutie patootie hippo. Wow!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Insomnia, Hippos

Everyone's, literally EVERYONE'S, favorite canonized king, Louis IX, is bad at crusading. And Taylor tells us about enemas in the bottom.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Louis IX, Sherry Enema

A man gets eaten by pigs, and you can be eaten by your cats and dogs. And Taylor talks about horses.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigs, Cats, Dogs, But Mostly Horses

Gabbie explores the real story behind Keanu Reeves' documentary "47 Ronin," and Taylor pays homage to Isadora Duncan.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

47 Ronin, Isadora Duncan

Nikka dives (hopefully not) into the haunted Devil's Pool, and Taylor regales us with the death of a classic whiskey maker.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Devil's Pool, Jack Daniels

It's important to not have fun! It's dangerous! The gals look at the dangers of bouncy castles, trampolines, laughter, and tickling!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bouncy Castle, Dangerous Jokes

Nikka tells the cadaverous tale of Tarrare, whose hunger could not be stopped even across enemy lines, and Gabbie discusses the death of Timothy Treadwell, bear enthusiast. Props forever to Werner Herzog's documentary Grizzly Man.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hungry Man, Grizzly Man

Some fancy lords fall into a big-ass latrine, and a dude goes missing inside a dinosaur.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toilet Trouble, Dino Death (sort of)

Gabbie watched Deadwood and goes wild in the story of Bill Hickok's truly unfair demise at the gambler's table, and Nikka takes us on a treasure hunt.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wild Bill, Buried Treasure

Not just boys get to be prophets! And maybe trim your long beard?  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#girlboss Prophet, Long Beard

A nasty cousin loves to poison, and a marvelous viking warrior mets his demise via buck teeth.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cousin Poison, Viking Demise

Gabbie talks about the ideologically and nautically inept Confederacy and the man who died in his own submarine, and Nikka takes us on a wild ride through a lottery win gone afoul.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sinking Sub, Lottery Murder

A woman's remedy for pains makes the hospital staff faint, and a 18th-century woman is the real boogeyman.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toxic Lady, Bad Lady

Taylor talks about an outspoken journalist who get assassinated via umbrella, and Nikka's fear of rats now extends to raccoons.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricin, Raccoons, Rabies

Nikka discusses the chaotic death of musician Gram Parsons, and Gabbie and Taylor gets doomsday-y talking about robots and AI.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gram Parsons, Robots AHH

If Cadaver Gals was in charge of making the movie "Frozen," it would be about cryonics! Taylor talks about Alcor, a facility that freezes you after your legal death, and Gabbie whines about her concussion and discusses a fatal piggyback ride.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cryonics And Concussions

Nikka conquers her fear of rats with a totally pleasant description of rat torture. Taylor tells us about a mysterious allergy coming from a very unlikely source. And Emperor Nero steals the show -- whether we want him to or not.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

E22 Rat Torture, Allergy Mystery

One woman's life ends in sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, and death comes to the beauty parlor...sort of.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Death Party, Beauty Parlor Syndrome

Gabbie talks about how not all toys are fun, and Taylor tells the tale of a tarot reading uncovering a murder.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lawn Darts, Tarot Reader

Taylor does not solve the mystery of nine hikers who mysteriously died in the mountains in the Soviet Union, and Nikka tells the tales of a man who loved a lady too much.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nine Hikers, Effigy Girlfriend

Nikka explain the "real-life" history behind her favorite documentary "The Mummy," and Gabbie dives into France's 18th-century corpse crisis.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mummy Curse, France Corpse Crisis

Gabbie tells the tale of bad boi philosopher Diogenes, who insulted the Alexander the Great and respected the heck out of dogs, and Taylor takes us to Arkansas whether we want to go there or not.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad Boi Diogenes, Arkansass

Taylor advocates for keeping cocaine out of your dog's reach, and Nikka tells the devastating tale of mental health and cannibalism. Also, the Gals do the important work of debunking meth gators.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Druggie Doggie, Meth Gators, Cannibal

Gabbie discovers a grisly shark attack story after watching Jaws for the first time, and a couple of fairies haunt a house in West Ireland, turning the Cadaver Gals into fairy rights activists.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Real Life Jaws, A Fairy Haunting

Gabbie shares a couple of tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accidents, and Taylor tells us about a man who chose the worst possible hiding spot for body parts   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Masturbation Mishaps, Hand In The Funnies

Flesh-eating bacteria camp out at a nail salon, and a lady "combusts" in Florida.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ta-Ta Thumb, Not-So-Spontaneous Human Combustion

Cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov is sent on a doomed mission to space, and the mafia be killing lots of people.    Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space Race Mistake, Antima(fia) Hero

The first of many mummy discussions starts in Japan, and the Cadaver Gals endeavor to fulfill Tennessee Williams’ final wishes.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monk Mummies and Tennessee Williams’ Will

Love goes wrong most of the time, but sometimes it goes even more wrong than usual. And the age-old wisdom is always... don't put your lover in a cupboard.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine's Day EXTRAvaganza

A man disappears while working at a palm oil plantation, two boats also disappear en route to China, and a listener shares a hamster's murder-suicide.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bloated in a Ditch, Boatin', and Hungry Hamsters

Twenty-six missionaries in Japan end up on the cross, and a wife decides to try something new with Thanksgiving dinner.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twenty-six Martyrs and a Messy Murder

A wandering poet (potentially) succumbs to the sexiness of the moon, and a poodle gets jumpy.    Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Moon, Some Mercury, and a Poodle

A man loves his horse a bit too much and a beer storage war in London end tragically! Let this be a lesson: Anything in excess is probably bad.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Guys, 1 Horse, and 8,000 Vats of Beer

We all love a hot bath, but the Cadaver Gals are here to remind you: Don't overdo it because you could become a human poached egg. It was only cool when Roman Empress Fausta did it. And a woman wakes up at her own funeral. Let's unpack that!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Empress Fausta and Buried Alive

Sadly, no one diarrheas to death in this episode of Cadaver Gals. But, a centerpiece of this show makes its first appearance: a wife who hates her husband. #staysinglestaysafe.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Owen Wilson, Dogs, Google

Clowning around? NOT ON THIS PODCAST. Riding a Swiffer to Satan's Sabbath? PROBABLY happening on this podcast. Getting hit on by a ghost? All the HECKIN' TIME on this podcast.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clowns, Witches, Jack Sparrow

Tis the season for strange men to crawl down your chimney, but that doesn't mean a slithery Santa won't get trapped. Also, the writer of this description is not bitter that another host went on vacation to Joshua Tree, and a priest risks his life for a good cause: truckers.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Desert, Balloons, Chimney

Look, we all know you can get stressed when you're hosting a dinner party, but we have a lesson for you: If you need to urinate, don't hold it! You might end up dead. Also, even though you (yes, you) are extremely special, you probably aren't going to get hit by a comet.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Astral Interloper, Fish, Pee

Cadaver Gals is a weekly podcast hosted by three fun and flirty friends, who discuss all the bizarre ways people have died throughout history to cope with their own mortality!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.