My Momma Told Me

My Momma Told Me

By Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Episodes

May Your Nightmares Come True: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a straight-to-the-point listener email about telling someone about a nightmare on an empty stomach will make it come true. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store w/ Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2421m 20s

Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

What's up with John Legend being in all these Pfizer commercials? Langston and David answer a listener's email about them being in cahoots with Black churches. Who does this benefit? How are church ladies involved? and WHY John Legend? They touch on issues like White Coat Syndrome and more throughout this episode. Plus, David struggles with the sound pad.  **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/10/2449m 39s

DEI'ing with the Stars: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Reginald VelJohnson and Dwight Howard being DEI additions to Dancing with the Stars. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/10/2423m 26s

It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English)

Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/10/241h 1m

Sashay Cache: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Chase bank glitch. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/09/2423m 33s

Run It Back: Diddy Edition! Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch!  -- Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy. -- **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/09/2450m 58s

Do The Hairy Leg: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black women shaving their legs.  **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/09/2425m 50s

No Slump in My Bump (with Brandi Denise)

Does the shape of your pregnancy bump determine the gender of your baby? Langston and David discuss this classic old wives tale with Brandi Denise (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). Rib cages, BMI, gravity, and much more are talked about in the episode. Plus, what do two male podcast hosts know about pregnancy? TikTok trends of hot daddies "back in the day", ultrasound guessing, and surprise pregnancy stories occur. Plus, the funniest people on earth were mean high school boys. We are not medical professionals, but WebMD may have a run for their money. JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/09/241h 2m

McRacist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fast food menu pairings targeting Black communities and if it's intentional.  JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/09/2429m 2s

Morpheus for Lesspheus (with Josh Johnson)

Are we all living in the matrix? Langston and David sit with Josh Johnson (The Daily Show) about this conspiracy theory that many billionaires subscribe to (looking at you Elon). Talks of the Matrix franchise, bunkers, déjà vu, and the Mayan calendar occur throughout this episode. Should we be having these flashbacks so often? How many people are considered "too many" for a bunker colony? These questions don't get answered, but we do learn that Langston doesn't want any of us to know the year he graduated high school.  JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/09/241h 14m

CTBooty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode RE-RELEASE

Hey, Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week! Run it back with this classic. Bye, b*tch! -- Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos. JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/09/2424m 55s

Post Ghost Cobbler (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are church ladies who speak in tongues suppressed hoes? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and go deep into Black churches and what "giving yourself to the Lord" means. The guys also ask themselves what God means to them. Don't worry, this existential conversation is temporary as soon as we hop into "post-ghost cobbler" and how what all these church hoes need is just a meal at Denny's.  JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/09/2454m 38s

Ofay The Gay Away: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Black gay men using white women as beards.  WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/08/2433m 43s

Conspiracy Mid Year Remix! (feat. Mandal, Miles Gray, and Will Ferrell)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Langston and David present a mid-year remix of our favorite guests as we move full force into a new season of My Momma Told Me. We got bits from Will Ferrell, Mandal, and Miles Gray. We promise you are going to love these selections.  WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/08/241h 40m

Fancy Supremacy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about luxury brands incepting Black people with ideas of white supremacy.  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/08/2420m 37s

I Am Scared of You Motherf*ckas! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Did Barack Obama put a hit on Bernie Mac? Langston and David discuss the infamous fundraising event that upset the Obama Camp. Why was Chicago in such an uproar? Why did Bernie tell those excellent nasty jokes? They talk about the material Bernie told that evening and why such a conspiracy could land someone in trouble. Be careful out there!  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/08/2452m 23s

Unnecessary Chicken Roughness: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a reactionary listener's email about washing chicken. We want to reiterate to dummies out there: Langston and David do cook their chicken!  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/08/2417m 18s

Wash & Fowl'd (with Propaganda)

Are you supposed to wash your chicken before cooking? Langston and David discuss this controversial conspiracy theory with Propaganda (Cool Zone Media's Hood Politics). The three dive into their own experience with washing chicken, produce, and legs. Yes, your legs. Plus, information from the CDC and a racially targeted demonstration video are fully discussed. Also, we learn about producer Olivia's chicken-washing habits. Let's say we are making a few changes to the pod.  LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/08/2459m 30s

Weather Machines Don’t Care about Black People: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey, Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week! Run it back with this classic. Bye, b*tch! -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat. DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/08/2430m 54s

Beef with The Motherland (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Did the U.S. government create tension between Black Americans and Africans? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and their experience moving to The States from Africa. The conversation leads in different directions regarding Africa's views of the United States, the international relationship between the two continents, and the discussion of the African Diaspora. Of course, it's our take on it -- so Lil' Mommas, strap in! Plus, Langston and David want to invest in a Little League team. DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/08/241h 2m

Potent Portables: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gifted and talented classes in the 90s/early aughts and how it may be associated with neurodivergent individuals.  DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT TODAY, AUGUST 1ST ON PATREON LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" OUT AUGUST 20TH ON NETFLIX INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/08/2426m 22s

Savage X Fentanyl (with X Mayo)

Are drugs being laced with fentanyl by the government? Langston and David sit down with X Mayo (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) to talk about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the rise of fentanyl in drugs, walk down the history of the legalization of certain drugs, deregulation, and how certain drugs are used as a political tool purposely targeted towards groups to lose/gain monetarily. Of course, all these motifs are fueled by racism and capitalism. Plus, talks of Kendrick and Drake arise, which will be a "Forever Subject" on this podcast.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/07/241h 27m

America's Next Cop Model: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black cop roles in TV and Film. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/07/2416m 45s

The MIB-List (with Malik B)

Are the Men in Black real? Langston and David discuss this far-out conspiracy theory with Malik B (Complex's Funniest People on the Internet). The three discuss the many disguises aliens take, including humans, specifically Michael B. Jordan. Deja vu is discussed and how much that comes into play when dealing with the MIB and the origin story of the organization. This conversation goes all over the place, but you know we love alien talk on this podcast! Plus, talks of Family Feud occur. We are always rooting for Black family contestants. Lastly, a Chik-fil-a story.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/07/241h 1m

Uncut & Unbothered : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an email from a listener about the uncut and cut dicks that have been in their lives. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/07/2416m 9s

The Circumdecision (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Does circumcision stunt the growth of penises? Langston and David answer a listener's email about doctors purposefully doing that to Black boys. Discussions of personal "peters" and lots of Internet searches go down. David accidentally doesn't turn off his Google image search. We all are terrified. Plus, David and Langston try to explain the process by using an index finger and water bottle. This episode is not for the "faint of heart", but oh boy, are there clippable moments.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/07/2456m 25s

King of The Hill Abductions: Motherf*ckin Mini Epsisode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Barney Hill abductions being an inside job from the government due to his involvement in the Civil Rights Movement.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/07/2426m 44s

The Swirly Proclamation (with Kevin Iso)

Is bullying healthy? Langston and David sit down with returning guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors) to discuss this conspiracy theory. Does being bullied build tough skin? Is hazing considered bullying? Does it make us into a better person/teach us about ourselves? Plus, talks of Bronny and LeBron playing basketball together. Trinidad James even gets thrown into the mix. The conversation goes in many directions, but we all agree our mothers were our first bullies. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/07/241h 5m

Drinking That Haterade: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David deliver a motherf*ckin mini episode about their favorite hobby: hating. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/07/2420m 41s

Dude, Where's My Super Suit? (with Skyler Higley)

Did ancient Black people get superpowers? Langston and David invite returning guest, Skyler Higley (@aftermidnight) to discuss this phenomenal Black conspiracy theory. Discussion of Black people being originally green, Melanin theory, and of course, LeBron James and Bronny James are brought up throughout the pod. The three of them revisit the toxic talks of Bobby Hemmitt's speeches to make sense of this argument and understand the godly powers that were taken away from Black people.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/07/241h 2m

Sweating Like the Club in Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about another Black community New Years Eve tradition: Watch Night and its origins.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/06/2428m 3s

Stuntin’ Like My Dadas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is the fashion industry out to get us? Langston and David take a trip down memory lane of trends they’ve attempted: color bandanas, bootleg FUBU, dada spinners, baggy clothes, and more. They both accept the idea of creative expression within fashion but also acknowledge questionable motives. Are these trends trying to make us look like idiots? Why are we going broke to impress our colleagues and peers? Is David going to grow long hair? Langston shares his Value City experience. Let’s just say, he looked too “familiar”.  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/06/2457m 41s

Charmin Oprah-Strong: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Oprah's influence on hoarding toilet paper during the COVID-19 Pandemic.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/06/2423m 21s

N.W.H aka Ni**as with Holidays (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are there no more Black holidays? This special Juneteenth episode covers the timeline of the celebration and whether or not the U.S. truly cares about it. Questions arise: Is this a celebration of the trickery? Do we need white people to partake in this holiday? How do you keep things inclusive about a certain group? Do you celebrate having a barbecue or boil? Langston reads off a list of holidays that may surprise AND disappoint you. This conversation leads to Langston and David brainstorming a new holiday for Lil' Mommas and the Black community. SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/06/241h

The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/06/2427m 32s

Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons) (RE-RELEASE)

Hey Lil' Mommas! Langston and David will be back next week with new episodes, you don't want to miss our Juneteenth episode...bye, b*tch! --- Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior. SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/06/241h 9m

Jehovah’s Famous Witnesses: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Jehovah's Witnesses being the Black version of Scientology. SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/06/2419m 52s

BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/06/2459m 43s

Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people having Moorish national passports and using them to avoid taxes in restaurants and the IRS. Also, David may be the future face of compression socks. SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/05/2436m 57s

The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray)

Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/05/241h 8m

Who Sent You, Dr. Umar?? : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Dr. Umar being an industry plant.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/05/2417m 31s

Oops! All Quid Pro Quo Hoes (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David dedicate an episode to answering a listener's email with their version of Quid Pro Quo Ho, a popular game from our live shows. The game presents hopeful possibilities for the world, but each possibility comes with very specific conditions. Think of it as a Black Saw scenario and Langston being Jigsaw, which weirdly seems to track. The conversation leads to beautiful chaos and David still defends himself as a lover of all animals.  SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/05/2446m 2s

To Temu or Not to Temu: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

David, Olivia, and editor Justin hold down the fort on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode and discuss the newest ambassador request for My Momma Told Me: Temu.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/05/2427m 39s

6 Degrees of Ray J (with Keith Johnson) (RE-RELEASE)

Hey Lil' Mommas! We will be back next week with new episodes and more Black conspiracy theories to wrap our lil' heads around. Enjoy this episode with Keith Johnson. Be sure to rate and review the podcast here.  -- Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson (This Fool, Comedy Central) about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen." Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/05/241h 4m

Three Dead Celebs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

David holds the fort down while Langston is out, but producer Olivia makes her debut cameo on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode. They answer an email about celebrities dying in threes.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/05/2419m 23s

Netflix Is A Joke Fest: My Momma Told Me LIVE (with Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim)

This week Langston and David present My Momma Told Me Live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, California for Netflix Is A Joke Festival. They invite returning guests Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim to partake in crazy and hilariously controversial conversations surrounding Black conspiracy theories. From Kendrick and Drake beef to big booties, we know you Lil' Mommas will like this episode.  EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/05/241h 5m

Drake Diss & Bunny Man: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David talk about Kendrick Lamar's diss track to Drake and answer a listener's emails about an urban legend figure: The Bunny Man.  **FEW TICKETS LEFT** MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/05/2436m 28s

Tall Glass of Alien (with Dulcé Sloan)

Did 8ft aliens take over a Miami mall? Langston and David talk with returning guest, Dulcé Sloan (Hello, Friends! Stories of Dating, Destiny, & Day Jobs), about this phenomenon that happened a few months ago. This was reported all over the local news as well as TikTok. The three get down to business asking questions about the existence of aliens, how tall aliens are, and would aliens even want to hang out with earthlings. Also, we learn Langston and David's REAL heights.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/04/241h 10m

Live Show Throw Back: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

My Momma Told Me presents the first act of the Chicago Live show. Just to give you Lil' Mommas a taste of what to expect at our live show on SUN 5/5 at The Comedy Store. If you haven't gotten tickets go to NetflixIsAJoke.com and search "My Momma Told Me". Get your today! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/04/2419m 39s

O.J. Miss-him (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David reflect on the life and death of O.J. Simpson. A complicated figure in the culture and a frequently brought up person on this podcast. His comedy, Twitter antics, and headlines supplied so much material to daily conversations, plus they discuss past topics like O.J.'s son doing the murder and the strange videos O.J. posted leading up to his death. We all agree murder isn't funny, but O.J. may be the funniest acquitted murderer ever.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/04/241h

Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/04/2425m 43s

Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest)

Are dark-skinned ni**as having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be Wesley Snipes in the 90s as well as J.Cole apologizing to Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago. We also address the craziness of Meek Mill and Draymond Green. Plus, the latest from Terrence Howard. Fire alarms are constantly being pulled during this episode. This is the rampant colorism we promise to deliver each week.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/04/2452m 28s

Ratasoupie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about a Jamaican folk remedy that cures asthma: rat soup. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/04/2434m 52s

Little Red Riding Hoe (with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod)

If you wear red nail polish, does that mean you're a floozy? Langston and David get in the chair with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod (And Then We... Podcast) about the ultra-popular nail polish color of choice. When is the appropriate age to wear red nail polish? What does the color red do to the opposite sex? Also, they discuss where nail polish originated and how it came to popularity for all kinds of people. This is a hoe-positive episode and we even dare to say a hoe-positive podcast. Live your true colors!  Check out "And Then We..." on Tour! https://andthenwehadsex.com/pages/events MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/04/2455m 56s

The Golden Coke: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email that delves into the concept of "The darker the skin, the easier they are to deal with in business." Plus, they revisit a racist nursery rhyme.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/04/2437m 29s

Smooth as Stutter (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

If you tickle a baby will it develop a stutter? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy at length. How does this impact speech patterns? Is it possible to tickle a baby TOO much? What is tickle torture? David unwillingly shares his story with Langston about "fighting like a giraffe". Plus, they reminisce about intellectual rappers who turned out not to be smart.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/04/2458m 49s

The Mysteries of Sean Paul: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David discuss the myth, the legend of Jamaica's own, Sean Paul. Plus, they have a lot to say about '00 ringtones. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/03/2415m 32s

Barkin' Up The Wrong Bread (with Mandal)

Did escaped slaves throw hush puppies out to distract the hounds from tracking them? Langston and David gather with ATL's own Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this Facebook conspiracy theory. They go into tangents about Captain D's fish shack, tilapia being printed on 3D printers, and cod being the hotdog version of fish. Questions arise throughout the episode. Who originated Hush Puppies? How did this rumor spread so fast? Who else fries bread? Also, we learn Langston doesn't like chicken livers.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/03/2447m 58s

Ninja, Please!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Karate being originally from Africa.  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/03/2429m 0s

Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker) RE-RELEASE

Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspiracy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words: Sylvia Plath  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/03/2458m 32s

Tooth Fast, Tooth Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about finding a woman with no teeth. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/03/2430m 3s

Curl, You Know It's True? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David open up the numerous emails we received about S Curl models and whether or not they exist. Some listeners share personal stories of knowing someone who did model and some just want to note that they met B2K in the process. If you believe you have additional information about S Curl models OR were one, reach out to us! Who knows, you could be a future guest on the pod. But that's it, if we give you all too much power it's gonna be a goddamn mess, and not the good kind!  MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/03/2453m 15s

Jigga-Baloo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David discuss last week's argument David had with his girlfriend. They both take a deep dive into The Jungle Book and who Baloo represents. Also, Langston is a Shere Khan stan. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/03/2431m 59s

UFO aka Unidentified Floating Ocean (with Jeff Wright)

Are aliens actually living in the deep sea? Langston and David dive with Jeff Wright (Late Night with Seth Meyers) into this conspiracy theory. Why have we spent so much money on NASA and not as much on ocean exploration? Are the fish we're eating the "dumb" aliens? Why is the Little Mermaid a sell-out? More questions ahead of this episode, plus what areas of Denver have Black people? All we know is it's not the mountain areas. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit  https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/03/2451m 48s

Nut If You Must: Motherf*ckin' Mini Episode

David holds down this week's mini episode and answers a listener's email about semen backing up shower pipes. Plus, he shares his latest argument with his girlfriend. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/02/2410m 34s

Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell)

Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil! MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/02/241h 32m

Devil's Pose: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about yoga being a way to let Satan into your mind. MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/02/2426m 33s

Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Can a snake come up the toilet and bite you? Langston and David discuss this disturbing conspiracy theory from a listener's emails. Why do snakes want to bite your genitals? Is this a common incident? Why are Lil' Mommas hitting on David thru DMs? They discuss Paul Pierce's rock bottom and accidentally sh*tting their pants at a Safeway. This might be the grossest episode to date on MMTM, but we already know you're listening to this podcast in the bathroom. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/02/2448m 21s

The House that Usher Raymond Built: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about cis males loving Usher, plus conversation of Ne-Yo occurs. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/02/2421m 56s

Big Willie Lynch Style (with Rochée Jeffrey)

Is the infamous Willie Lynch speech real? Langston and David talk it out with Rochée Jeffrey (Yes, We Cannabis from Audible) about this legendary conspiracy theory. What are the implications of this letter? Was it meant to control the Black community or just pit us against each other? Ultimately, the letter is a hoax but we explore the emotional truth to it and what it means to the community who is under constant scrutiny. Plus, the three pick their favorite stereotypes of Black people and briefly talk about Langston's Cam'ron inspired hoodie and David's barbershop visit. Vote "Yes, We Cannabis" for the NAACP Image Awards! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/02/2450m 16s

Bobby Hemmit & The Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey Lil' Mommas! We will be back next week with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes. Until then, enjoy this throwback mini about Bobby Hemmit.  -- Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/02/2425m 43s

White Man Can't Cook (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are white people getting worse at making food on purpose? Langston and David cook this conspiracy theory in the studio. Does this come from white people's reaction to Black people getting more rights? Is this some sort of sick empowerment? How are bad meals going viral? They dissect regional food conversations and even rank which US region is the best. Also, is there a tendency for people to like everyone else's food, but not their own? We just want white people to know they have potential in the kitchen, but when they don't apply themselves, we're heading to Golden Corral.  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/02/2445m 48s

School Yard to the Slammer: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about prison bed count based on third grade test scores. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/02/2416m 54s

Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury)

Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that roamed the hallways of every middle school about Li'l Bow Wow. How could something so heinous spread so fast and make this rapper call a radio station from Paris? Is this just jealousy and emotional manipulation? Plus, the guys discuss Lil Wayne's virginity story and a disturbing list of other stars who have been exploited by the entertainment industry. You probably won't feel great after this episode, but go find Ginuwine's 106th and Park clip for a good time. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/01/2449m 18s

My Momma Told Me Live from Pittsburgh!

Hey Lil Mommas! If you are a BMP Diamond member you can listen to live from Pittsburgh today. This episode will be released to the public in two weeks.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/01/241h 46m

H A.I. R Models: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about S-Curl and Bigen models and if they exist or not. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/01/2423m 50s

Electric Slide n' Socket (with KevOnStage)

If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with Kevin "KevOnStage" Fredericks (Here's The Thing Podcast) about this electrifying conspiracy theory. The guys trace things back to their "playing with action figures" days and wonder what toys were made of and how our curiosity got the best of us when learning about electricity. Whether you stick a fork in a socket or put a metal tuna can in the microwave, we were determined to get superpowers! Talks of ESP and Lou Rawls occur, but that's nothing really new to this podcast. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/01/2455m 48s

Oh My Days, Fam: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David catch up with all of the 2024 talks about Shannon Sharpe, Katt Williams, and a new conspiracy layer to "Black man in a dress". Plus, they open a listener's email about voodoo spaghetti. Zendaya, are you listening? FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/01/2436m 51s

I Left My Good Foot in AriZona (with Kofi Thomas)

Were AriZona Iced Teas created to hold back the Black Community? Langston and David take a long sip of this conspiracy with Kofi Thomas (HBO, YouTube). They discuss the relationship between AriZona Iced Tea and malt liquor companies. Plus, a long history involving families who want control of distribution. Who wants to get their hands on that Mucho Mango? There were no bodegas harmed in the making of this episode. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/01/2454m 3s

X-Pats, Rise Up!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an email from one of our most infamous listeners. X-Pats, get ready. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/01/2424m 8s

The Preacher's Wife (Is a Hoe) (with Mel Mitchell)

Was Teresa Graves the biological mother of Whitney Houston? Langston and David dance with this TikTok conspiracy from the very funny Mel Mitchell (Jokes on You Podcast). They go over the history of this R&B diva (the highs and lows) and whether this rumor has legs. Who is Teresa Graves? Was Whitney's father a cheater? Let's just say, if we were Cissy Houston, we would be pissed. Speculations keep conspiracies alive and we are here for it. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/01/2458m 41s

Congofied Titty Milk: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey Lil' Mommas! New Mini Episodes will be available starting next week. Until then, enjoy this classic... Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula. -- FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/01/2418m 46s

Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 2

Hey Lil' Mommas! Happy 2024! MMTM is off on hiatus, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 2 features Punkie Johnson, Skye Townsend, and Jordan Temple. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/01/2437m 10s

"Poetry" w/ Langston Kerman | StraightioLab on Big Money Players Network

Hey Lil Mommas! Looking for a new show to add to your podcast rotation? Check out StraightioLab with George Civeris and Sam Taggart. This episode features My Momma Told Me host, Langston Kerman. In the meantime, be sure to rate and review My Momma Told Me here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com --- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not so fast, sicko. This week we have poet laureate Langston Kerman on to debunk the disgusting and hurtful rumor that poetry is gay. In addition to taking town the toxic poetry industry, we also discuss whether or not David Sedaris is mother, how straight men suffer when they play gay or even bi on TV, and how weddings are the new Coachella (drug-use wise). So free yourself from form, thank ee cummings for inspiring Ariana Grande, and listen to this ep!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/12/231h 7m

Best of My Momma Told Me Pt.1

Hey Lil' Mommas! MMTM is off on hiatus for the next two weeks, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 1 features Tristen Winger, Jay Jurden, and Marilee Williams. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items now at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/12/2335m 21s

I'm Dreaming of a Far-Right Xmas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is there a war on Christmas? Langston and David slide down the chimney with no care on this conspiracy theory. Tangents arise when discussing why people are so angry. Is it the language? Is it our current world? Who knows, but talks of IG baddies and multiracial Albinos are discussed. Also, they talk about how far to lean into the Christmas spirit. Since this is the last episode of the year, we here at MMTM want to wish you Lil' Mommas a Happy Holidays (Kwanzaa, if you're nasty) and stay tuned for the next two weeks showcasing The Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 1 and Pt. 2. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/12/2357m 9s

My Momma Told Me Live from LA! (w/ Chandra Russell and Zack Fox)

Hey Lil Mommas! Instead of Thursday's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, we will be releasing the My Momma Told Me Live in LA early. Enjoy!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/12/231h 3m

Freaks & Sweets (with Rob Haze)

Does "freaking" a Black & Mild make it healthier? Langston and David sit down with returning MMTM guest, Rob Haze (The Inconsistent Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. Questions arise around the process and whether or not these are allowed to be brought on airplanes. Plus, they touch lightly on dressing up like business professionals for the club back in 2010. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/12/2352m 6s

CTBooty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos. FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/12/2324m 55s

Get In Them Guts (with Carl Foreman Jr.)

If you mention you're an "organ donor" on your driver's license, does that mean doctors won't save you? Langston and David dissect this conspiracy theory with Carl Foreman, Jr. (Search Party). Conversations about who is and who isn't an organ donor arise. Does it matter what type of organs go into certain bodies? They also talk about what recipients they would refuse to donate to (we're looking at you, Kid Rock). Plus, gruesome realizations happen along the way. Thanks, research! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/12/2354m 11s

Case of the X: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David respond to MMTM's most infamous listener in the latest installment of their email series.  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/11/2319m 29s

24Carrot Tragic (with Tahir Moore)

Are carrots genetically modified in order to help the optometry industry? Langston and David take a look at this conspiracy theory with comedian Tahir Moore (Damn Internet You're Scary Podcast). They discuss the history of carrots, The Griffin Brothers, and being in denial when it comes to needing glasses. Tahir and David confirm that Langston is a villain throughout this episode. Truly, making Langston the ultimate "very good, bad boy". FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE TO PRE-ORDER (DELIVERS DEC. 10th)! Get your items before the busy holiday season. Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/11/2356m 41s

Lil' Mommas...MERCH IS AVAILABLE!

Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike!  My Momma Told Me merch is NOW AVAILABLE to pre-order right before the holiday season. We have hats, t-shirts, and pins...many ways to show your loyal listenership. Go and get your MMTM merch - shipping will start on December 10th and see all our items at mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch!  FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/11/237m 6s

6 Degrees of Ray J (with Keith Johnson)

Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen." Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/11/231h 4m

My Momma Told Me Live from NYC! (w/ Sam Jay, Yamaneika Saunders, Zack Fox, and Gary Richardson)

Hey Lil Mommas! My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/11/231h 46m

The Deebo Dilemma: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the character Deebo from the Friday franchise.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/11/2320m 42s

Black Culture-Spiracy Talks (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David sit down and go off format this episode. They talk about LL Cool J, the movie "House Party", and much more. Yeah, they are taking a little break from conspiracy talk, but don't let that throw you off. They're still going to continue unhinged conversations of all things Black culture. Think of it as a palate cleanser, you goofy bitch.  HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/11/2335m 26s

Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/11/2321m 56s

The Rumor Gill (with Jamel Johnson)

Did Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy have a secret affair? Langston and David talk with D.C.'s finest, Jamel Johnson, about this conspiracy theory from growing up. While our world is becoming more familiar and open about the sexuality spectrum, let's just say the 80s and 90s were not too kind. They talk about the shit-talkers of the industry and why this was meant to pit Johnny against Eddie. Plus, we learn a lot of important nuggets from Jamel's mom. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/11/231h 2m

Certified Actor Boy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/11/2329m 27s

Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Welcome to MMTM's Halloween episode, Lil Mommas & Gentiles! Langston and David ask the question...can Black people be ghosts? We always hear about tales of colonial boys and such haunting mansions and graveyards. Are we projecting white ghosts to the universe? Do we need to encourage diversity in ghost tales? Never. David shares a personal encounter with one and we beg Sharkeisha to be a guest on the pod. Get ready for this spooky episode, bitches!  HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31/10/2354m 4s

Simon Says Shut the F*ck Up: Motherf*kin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/10/2335m 35s

Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal) (RE-RELEASE)

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/10/2358m 34s

My Momma Told Me Live from Chicago! (w/ Skyler Higley, Marilee Williams, & Felonious Munk)

Hey Lil Mommas! My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later.  Bye, bitch!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to mymommapod@gmail.com FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/10/231h 38m

H2O-mosexual: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey Lil Mommas! Langston and David will be back with more motherf*ckin mini episodes next week. Listen to a classic mini-episode from our collection. Bye, bitch!  Langston and David answer a listener's email about the government putting Atrazine in the water supply to make Black men gay. HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/10/2328m 54s

A Splash of Vas for that Ash (with Candice Thompson)

Is Vaseline better than lotion? Langston and David hang out with Candice Thompson (Nosy Neighbors Podcast) to talk about this skin care conspiracy. The three get into a shiny conversation about this household item and what it truly does to your skin. Is it really a good moisturizer? Also, what's Tussy? This episode will introduce us to a hard decision: cocoa butter or cherry flavor. HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/10/231h

Blinded By The Lights: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about not flashing your headlights at cars who don't have them on. Plus, after years of searching, we finally have a name for our listeners. HEY LIL' MOMMAS! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/10/2336m 13s

DNAnnoyed (with Marilee Williams)

If a baby looks like a family member, does that mean the person got on the mom's nerves? Langston and David sit down with Marilee Williams (South Side) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore Reddit threads and personal stories where this has come into play. Whether you are a hater of an aunt or uncle, it's a silly time all around. Also, we learn you have to have a "thick back" to survive Chicago and what type of Pelle Pelle are you sporting. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2353m 38s

BONUS: Langston Kerman and David Gborie on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!"

Hey there Lil' Mommas! We will be returning to Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week. Please enjoy this FULL episode of Langston and David being guests on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!" on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network! -- It's hard to keep a straight face when you're in good company, so brace yourself as hosts Amber and Lacey welcome comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie of the podcast  My Momma Told Me as their guest stars. 90's Black sitcoms take center stage for the "Celebrity Expert Quiz". "Can You Stand It" turns into a delightful chaos as David shares something that no one is ready for. Everyone is in for a sidesplitting good time as "The Biggest Fan in The Room" game becomes a nesting ground for new Black conspiracies. -- Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/10/2346m 23s

WolfGANG GANG (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Was Mozart Black? Langston and David take listeners down through this musical rabbit hole. Discussions of more composers like Beethoven being Black along with conversations about Chevalier de Saint-Georges. We don't know who he is either, but Hollywood made a movie about him. It's time to get your cornrows tight and put on your best powdered wig for this episode. Plus, David and Langston have fun playing with the music drops this time around.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/10/2348m 48s

In My (Walmart) Projects: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about housing "communities" being built by big corporations near distribution facilities. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/09/2327m 2s

KhlO. J. (with Xosha Roquemore)

Is Khloe Kardashian's biological father O.J. Simpson? Langston and David chat with actress Xosha Roquemore about Brentwood's best kept secret. They discuss Kris Jenner's multiple marital affairs and Kardashian family has driven the economy in the Dominican Republic. Who is actually Khloe's father? Why haven't they addressed the BBLs on their reality show? What's a key party? More questions will be answered in this episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/09/2354m 52s

Interview With a Vampire in a Shiny Suit: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/09/2330m 17s

Sweet Homing Device Alabama (with Papp Johnson)

Was the Alabama Riverfront brawl a cover-up for aliens? Langston and David hang out with Papp Johnson (Timeless on YouTube) about this conspiracy theory he brought up at the Los Angeles live show. Are the aliens hiding in plain disguise to throw off planet Earth? Why didn't anyone pull out a gun in an open carry state? How many billions of planets have life? What's a baby BBL? We ask so many questions in this wild episode, plus Langston threatens to go down on your wife.  DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/09/231h 1m

My Momma Told Me Live from Seattle!

My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later.  Bye, bitch!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/09/231h 18m

White Nonsense Makes No Sense!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David roast a listener's email about the white perspective of Black men wearing the dress.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/09/2317m 32s

White Aliens Can't Jump (with Skyler Higley)

Are white people aliens? Langston and David talk with recent My Momma Told Me live guest, Skyler Higley (Conan), about this wild conspiracy theory, the connections between Mormonism and extraterrestrial life, and where the hell the Caucasus region is. Is adoption another form of abduction? Allergies from the sun and more are also discussed in this crazy episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/09/2352m 11s

The Coon Is YOU: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an avid listener's email about Crispus Attucks and encourages demonstrations at future tours. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/09/2323m 17s

Snitchy Itchy Titty Committee (with Punkie Johnson)

When your left titty itches, does that mean your man is cheating on you? Langston and David talk with Punkie Johnson (LOL Network: Love Thang Podcast) about this Black conspiracy theory she heard from her father. There are distinct differences between a left and right titty itch and what they bring forth. Also, male and female sweat and itches are fully discussed. Talks occur of Nia Long and Sommore having a family reunion only for the benefit of Punkie and David.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/09/2347m 51s

Weather Machines Don’t Care about Black People: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31/08/2330m 54s

Half Past Black (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is there such thing as "Color People Time"? Langston and David sit down for the first time together in the studio. They answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory. They discuss the white standards with time construct and how Jesus gets involved. Is A.D. and B.C. even necessary? How tall was Mohammed? All these questions don't get answered, but hey, we know for a fact no one likes a time Nazi. White people need to chill about time and we pray for Scottie Pippen.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/08/231h 11m

BONUS: David Gborie on "Bombing with Eric Andre"

Check out this clip of Big Money Players Network's newest podcast, "Bombing with Eric Andre" featuring My Momma Told Me co-host David Gborie. Listen to the FULL episode by subscribing to "Bombing with Eric Andre" wherever you get your podcasts. Bye, bitch! https://apple.co/eric-andre Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free, and get exclusive bonus content like live episodes of My Momma Told Me.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/08/2319m 48s

Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker)

Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspriacy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words: Sylvia Plath  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod CHICAGO, NYC, & PITTSBURGH TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/08/2358m 19s

Madea Goes to the Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David use this mini episode to dive into the conspiracies of Black films. They kick off with Diary of a Mad Black Woman and explore the "Black Girl Magic" of it all. Lots of questions arise around Tyler Perry. Is he trying to destroy the Black communities with his movies? Did he get the right film permits? Most importantly, did Shemar Moore keep that wig on the whole time? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod HOUSTON & AUSTIN TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/08/2328m 45s

My Momma Told Me LIVE at The Elysian Theater! (with Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley)

Langston and David would like to gift the listeners the FIRST live show of the pod at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles. Guests include Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley. Get a taste of the live show and go check out The Fluoride and Barbicide tour at a city near you!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod HOUSTON & AUSTIN TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/08/231h 36m

Milk Milk Lemonade On Your Face a Beard is Made: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an email about urine being helpful when it comes to growing facial hair. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod SEATTLE + LOS ANGELES! TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/08/2322m 6s

NBC to National Bill Cosby (with Bridget Todd)

Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white people afraid of his popularity on TV? Who knows. We don't condone Bill Cosby or Terry Crews. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/08/2355m 42s

Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips. Dates and special guests are announced for the Fluoride and Barbicide Tour. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/08/2332m 52s

That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes)

If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The question of receiving or buying shoes is on the table, plus do custom made gifts put you in deeper water about commitment. More importantly, do you end up keeping them? Langston and David don't hold back on New Balances. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/08/2355m 9s

A Sick P*ssy Detector: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/07/2319m 23s

Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

Is Diddy turning our hip hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David disuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/07/2349m 30s

It's All Grecian To Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Medusa being a Black woman. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/07/2320m 27s

Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B*tch (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is actually trying to warn us. We fully acknowledge how our brain has let us astray in the past and what the human connection really brings forth to all of us. Also, if Dennis Graham is reading this, it's not too late to come on the pod!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/07/2355m 55s

The Michael Blackson Paradox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/07/2320m 54s

Mississippi Burning of The Third Kind (with Khari Johnson)

Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/07/2351m 43s

Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/07/2321m 24s

Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

We will return with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, please rate and review the podcast here! Bye bitch! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! --- Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, talks about Eddie Murphy meeting infamous satanist Sammy Davis Jr., and warning listeners not to do the "King Ding A Ling" in front of a mirror. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/07/231h 14m

Republic of the Quantum: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/06/2322m 51s

Devil In a Sundress (with Lisa Beasley)

When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question: what restaurant would the Devil take his wife to? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/06/2355m 45s

Boom Goes The Neighborhood: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/06/2315m 45s

Burnt & Turnt (with Sydnee Washington)

Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this conspiracy theory. They dabble in talks of dark magic, Sydnee accidentally burning her house down, and much more. Plus, she is determined to become the third host.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/06/231h 3m

chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/06/2320m 33s

Churches ChicKKKen (with Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar)

Is Churches Chicken owned by the KKK and trying to sterilize Black men through their food? Langston and David are joined by sibling duo Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar (The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!) to discuss this hot topic that consumes Omaha, Nebraska. We are familiar with KKK business conspiracies, but this one leads them down a rabbit hole of what true intentions the KKK has to spread their hate. One thing's for sure: the KKK are the RC Cola of white supremacy and Lacey will fight gas station chicken. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/06/2359m 35s

Pimp My Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/06/2318m 57s

Sad to the Bone (with Jordan Temple)

Do Black people get depressed? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with former MMTM guest, Jordan Temple (Abbott Elementary). They are entertained by "freestyle" therapy, crack therapy, and discuss why this is such a hot topic in the Black community. This episode will make you think, and also make you thankful for your white wife. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/06/231h 1m

Too Hemmitt Too Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini-Episode

Langston and David discuss another theory from Bobby Hemmitt that black people originally settled in Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia-- but not Herzegovina. Also, we invented Riverdance. That part makes sense. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/06/2319m 55s

What Happened to Lil Bow Wow? (with Langston and David)

Happy birthday Hip Hop! Langston and David go through the Lil Bow Wow timeline, and his evolution from being a rapper no one could admit liking to the hilarious, successful black man he is today, and his future. They also discuss Comeback King Corey Feldman and how he's doing (not well). Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/05/2342m 44s

Catcalling is for Cannibalistic Savages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David respond to a listener's email about black men who catcall women sound like cannibalistic savages. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/05/2320m 2s

Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim)

Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have technical difficulties sometimes. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/05/2342m 55s

Cauliflower Rear: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about backshots making your butt big.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/05/2314m 39s

Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod)

Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/05/2352m 44s

Gesundheit or Die!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about saying "bless you" when a person sneezes or they could die. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/05/2322m 57s

Sippin Some Head (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being collected as war trophies, museums messed up motives on displaying bodies, and Boyz II Men. Makes us question a lot of things throughout this episode, like Langston buying a tuxedo. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/05/2337m 9s

Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic mini-episode. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/05/2316m 28s

12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) (RE-RELEASE)

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic with guest Brandon Kyle Goodman. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 --- Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/05/2351m 3s

CrazySmellyCool: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/04/2329m 5s

We Got Dem Dawgs in Us (with Katrina Davis)

Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Are dogs more friendlier than cats? What do you do when a dog get's aggressive? Is the Wendy's on Colfax Avenue slow? Whatever the answers may be David wants you to know that he doesn't hate dogs.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/04/2351m 6s

Birth Markie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about having a birth mark makes you an old soul. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/04/2318m 8s

No Full House in God's House (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is playing cards on a Sunday a sin? Langston and David lay their cards out on the table and explore a listener's conspiracy theory. Was the "Last Supper" a Texas Hold'em Game? Whether you're into Fan Duel or Spades these "sinful" games get them talking about gambling and one of Langston's secret talents: predicting anime outcomes. Plus, the guys add more clarification about oral sex and cancer...like that won't stop them from getting nasty.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/04/2355m 23s

Get On Your Disease: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about sucking d*ck giving you cancer. Plus, Langston unleashes a new evil on the mic. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/04/2320m 54s

My Momma, Ya Arm! (with Skye Townsend)

If you have skinny arms, does that mean you can't cook? Langston and David gather around the table with Skye Townsend (HBO's A Black Lady Sketch Show) and talk about this popular meme conspiracy theory. They question cooking skills, Skye's taste in men in the Greater New York area, and what thick arms really indicate. Also, David asks listeners to bring a plate to his green room, and make sure it has tinfoil on top. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/04/2356m 23s

Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/04/2314m 20s

Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger)

Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/04/2348m 35s

Bleeding Yellow: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lightskinned people getting more nosebleeds. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/03/2317m 8s

The Nutty Confessor (with Jonathan Giles)

Did George Washington Carver really not invent peanut butter? Langston and David get sticky with Jonathan Giles (Black Mitzvah Comedy) about Mr. Carver and his multiple intentions with peanuts and other inventions. Is this another example of white people undermining a Black man's accomplishments? Also, who's making these Uncrustables? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/03/2351m 21s

Salty Souljas: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "Salt Peter" being used in the military to reduce men's sexual urges. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/03/2325m 53s

P*ssy Still Running & Ringing (with Dulcé Sloan)

When you hear a ring, does that mean people are talking about you? Langston and David sit down with Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) about this southern superstition. The guy, along with "The Minneapolis Uno Champ" discuss it's origin as well as sniffin' those you love (Looking at you, Plies!) . We constantly drift from the topic, but we come back plenty of times and revisit the chaos. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/03/231h 2m

Big DiXX Energy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/03/2330m 47s

Outies are for Lovers (with Brittany Carney)

What happens if you don't cover your belly button? Langston and David sit down with Brittany Carney (That Damn Michael Che) to talk about this Japanese superstition. We dive into talk about crop tops in sports, a little demon who loves belly buttons, the importance of keeping your middle warm, and Mortal Kombat.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/03/231h 4m

Bobby Hemmit & The Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/03/2325m 43s

Dark Crackers (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and David's lovely fake wife. A new segment is introduced called "Ask A White Guy" and they sit down with the "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know" hosts Ben Bowlin, Matt Frederick and Noel Brown. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/03/231h 10m

Red Pill Black Pill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/03/2323m 3s

Yertle the Racist Turtle (with Carl Tart)

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/02/2350m 50s

EPISODE TEASER: "Remember Scooby-Do?" Will Ferrell Guests on How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

Hey My Momma Told Me Listeners! Check out this episode teaser with Big Money Player's Network head honcho, Will Ferrell. If you want to listen to the full episode, subscribe to "How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer" on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/02/2314m 20s

Your Man from the Congo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/02/2318m 6s

Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much red. White guys are winning dunk contests and if you are still deciding to go to your 10 year high school reunion, Langston and David has some advice how to go about it.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com Catch My Momma Told Me LIVE replay on Moment! Get your Moment ticket here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/02/2355m 59s

My Moment Told Me: Mothef*ckin Mini Episode

Want to get your Thursday motherf*ckin mini episode fix? You can if you buy tickets thru Moment. You will not want to miss out on this live virtual event featuring guests like Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess), Yassir Lester (Comedy Central), Sydnee Washington (Pause with Sam Jay) and Garrick Bernard (Single Drunk Female). Think of it as a MEGA episode instead of mini. Get your tickets here - available for video on demand!: https://www.moment.co/mymommatoldme Bye, b*tch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/02/232m 26s

NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/02/2348m 54s

Monthly Periodt: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/02/2323m 57s

Tales from the Curl Keeper (with Joelle Monique)

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihanna would be good friends. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/02/2353m 46s

Organ Trail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/02/2329m 57s

Turd-Course Meal (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the place. They discuss badly dressed comics and whatever happened to the people from "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Go ahead and #putthatdresson and take a listen!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31/01/2345m 46s

Cool S, If You're Nasty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the "Cool S" and it's rumored association with gangs. Fulfilling the show producer's life long obsession with the letter tag and Michael Jordan's longevity and chokehold on our childhood. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on MomentHouse! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/01/2329m 42s

I Wet My Hair Back and Forth (with Jay Jurden)

Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus, we get to the bottom of Mike Bibby's cultish antics.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on MomentHouse! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/01/231h 1m

YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/01/2324m 46s

Ex Meghana (with Niccole Thurman)

Is Meghan Markle a robot? Langston and David sit down with comedian Niccole Thurman (Tooning Out the News) and spill the royal tea about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the monarchy, the clear racism it carries, and ask the ultimate question no one dares to ask...is the Duchess of Sussex just a boring person? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/01/231h 10m

The Janelis J Show Presents: LEGAL ISSUES (Episode 2)

Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners! Clown Parade is featuring "The Janelis J Show" by comedian Milly Tamarez. If you want to hear more shows like this please listen to Clown Parade on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.  -- In this episode, iHeartRadio's legal team is pissed and threatens to take Janelis off the air if she doesn’t start saying allegedly statements that are unconfirmed. In true Janelis fashion, she does too much and Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) tries to pick up the pieces. They later are joined by (Maritime) Lawyer Angelina Jenkins (Andrea Coleman-Jones) to take some calls from listeners (Alexis Pereira and Bridgette Rizkalla) asking for legal advice. Finally, we wrap up the episode with an expert on getting arrested Katt Williams (James III) who tries to justify his rap sheet.  ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ: Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarezSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/01/2356m 10s

See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie) (RE-RELEASE)

Enjoy this classic episode from Langston and David! We will resume with new episodes next week! Bye Bitch! --- Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/01/2356m 46s

Don't Pass The Dutchie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the evil doings of Dutch people with their cigars and paint. They received a DM from a listeners to confirm more Black Pete rumors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/01/2335m 11s

F*ck Black Pete (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David continue the conversation of Black Santa and dive into other holiday traditions that focus on one mission: exploiting a workforce. The conversation moves from a lucky Italian witch to Black Pete; a slave to Santa. What tales do we tell the children? You will not want to miss this episode, and a reminder: figgy pudding ain't shit.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/01/2337m 45s

The Janelis J Show Presents: Janelis is Back! (Episode 1)

Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners! Clown Parade is featuring "The Janelis J Show" by comedian Milly Tamarez. If you want to hear more shows like this please listen to Clown Parade on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.  -- In her iHeartRadio debut Janelis is joined by her co-host Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) to bring down the house but hope they don’t get taken off-air like the other 3 stations they were at. In this episode, they cover SCALDING hot topics in her Tea Time with Janelis segment like how Jada Pinkett Smith’s Brother’s Assistant was making out with a white man from HBO. Janelis then has a pissy advice segment and then a no holds barred interview with writer, director, and professional cornball Otis Carter (Jonathan Braylock) about his latest film “Homemade Cooking” that has such regressive racial politics its sure to get an Oscar or whatever.  ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Politics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarezSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/12/2239m 8s

Black & Mild Santa (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is Santa Black? Langston and David bring you a two-part episode just in time for the holidays to discuss the idea of Black Santa and if it's just another tool to feed capitalistic goals. We learn about the origins of Santa and what he REALLY looks like to each of us. Lastly, David envisions what the Easter Bunny really looks like. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/12/2256m 3s

Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/12/2238m 3s

Crack to the Future (with Kaseem Bentley)

Are Black people more prone to crack addiction than their white counterparts? Langston and David dive deep with Kaseem Bentley (White Slavery Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They weigh in on talks of melanin and outside environmental factors, plus Heavy D conversations ensue along with wild talks of campaigning for "legalizing" crack.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/12/221h 11m

Mix U A Drank (Shawty Sippin'): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/12/2219m 40s

Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons)

Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/12/221h 9m

Magic's Killer Johnson: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/12/2216m 47s

The Gayfather (with Ian Lara)

Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how weird the "Peaches and Cream" video truly is. In the end, someone will be getting whacked...off. Music video to Peaches and Cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/11/2255m 46s

Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/11/2216m 28s

Passing Gas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion of this conspiracy theory. Think of it as another installment of The Fast & Furious franchise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/11/221h 9m

That Girl Is Poisoned (by Lead): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s. Vox: https://www.vox.com/2016/1/14/17991876/crime-drop-murder-lead-exposure-gasoline-environment  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/11/2216m 58s

My Racism 'Tis Of Thee (with Byron Bowers)

Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation amongst ourselves. This episode is a mushroom trip and there's one thing for sure: the devil wants you to eat the bootyhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/11/2252m 36s

Flapjacks All The Way Down: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "flat earth" being a gateway to other conspiracy theories on the Internet. Link to conspiracy chart discussed on the episode: https://conspiracychart.com/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2226m 17s

Light Brown n' Country (with Shalewa Sharpe)

Was country singer Patsy Cline white passing? Langston and David hang out with Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) to discuss the reasoning behind "flying under" the racial identity radar and what celebrities are doing today to embrace their biracial identity. Honestly, it's not that much. This episode is NOT brought to you by Afro dot com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/11/221h 6m

Ni**as in Paris (Being Antisemitic): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the relations between Black and Jewish people. Take away: Antisemitism is dumb, and so is Ye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/11/2215m 53s

12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman)

Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/11/2251m 3s

Ash Wednesday: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the need to put on lotion to avoid being ashy and refused services.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/10/2217m 9s

Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal)

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/10/2258m 34s

How Many Licks? (feat. Mom): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about their Eritrean mom's disapproval of licking spoons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/10/2218m 7s

Children of the Cornspiracy (with Stephen Agyei)

Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the youths. How do you think we got Corn Kid and Russell Wilson?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/10/2255m 51s

Flint Murder Crisis: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/10/2213m 40s

Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders)

Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/10/2247m 56s

Krispy Kreme & Konfectionary Int'l: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about speculations about Krispy Kreme being associated with the KKK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/10/2220m 14s

The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) (RE-RELEASE)

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back recording new episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com -- Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/10/2258m 38s

Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/09/2216m 19s

Right Thurr with You (with Will Miles)

Did rapper Chingy get exiled from the music industry because he knew the truth about ISIS? Langston and David hang with Will Miles (SouthSide) to talk about the days of Chingy and where exactly Chingy is now. This episode goes all over the place and we're not sorry for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/09/2258m 17s

The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/09/2230m 19s

I Like My Coffee How I Like My Israelites (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Were the original descendants of Israel Black? Langston and David take on this controversial conspiracy theory and want to remind everyone that they are NOT Nick Cannon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/09/2251m 43s

A Passion for Bad Fashion: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com Los Angeles Listeners - Check out Langston and David on Thursday, 9/15. Ticket info below: Buy David Tickets @ The Elysian Buy Langston Tickets @ Lyric Hyperion --- Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/09/2218m 46s

Let's Get ReINcarnation (with Jackie Fabulous)

Do people come back as insects or animals after they die? Langston and David examine this spiritual conspiracy theory with comedian Jackie Fabulous (Menoplause on Amazon) as they explore reincarnation and what animals they would be in their next life. We find out Langston is more sadistic than we thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/09/2255m 55s

No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/09/2221m 14s

My Milk Conspiracies Brings All the Boys to the Yard (with Curtis Cook)

Are white people purposely making milk and dairy products more dangerous for people of color? Langston and David shoot the cheese breeze with Curtis Cook (Hulu's This Fool) to explore the startling truths about dairy and dairy farming. We all get sad for the cows and the children.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/09/2242m 8s

Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/09/2221m 24s

Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, talks about Eddie Murphy meeting infamous satanist Sammy Davis Jr., and warning listeners not to do the "King Ding A Ling" in front of a mirror. Show Notes: Satan's Musical Prophets, Chapter 2: Earth Wind & Fire: https://www.facebook.com/682578741884729/videos/1625903774218899/?__so__=watchlist&__rv__=video_home_www_playlist_video_list Eddie Murphy Talking About Sammy Davis Jr (0:59): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMHl7yz93ho Travis Scott Playing Basketball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYpE5sIMFaU Brian Pumper King Ding A Ling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoApJpm-J0kSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/08/221h 14m

Spitting Brooms (The Uptown Remix): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David break down an old wives tale sent in by a listener about needing to spit on a broom if it accidentally sweeps across your feet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/08/2225m 34s

Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh)

Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/08/2258m 15s

H2O-mosexual: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the government putting Atrazine in the water supply to make Black men gay.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/08/2228m 54s

We Gotta Make More Episodes than "Martin" (100th Episode!)

Langston and David have reached the 100th episode of the podcast. They walk through unreleased and past Black conspiracy theories and they try to work to prove that these are still hilarious and devastating ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/08/221h 6m

Lucious Lyin' 2 Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David talk about Terrence Howard inventing new flight technology for Uganda and what's up with these Chicago men and their antics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/08/2217m 37s

Hairline Switch (with Janelle James) RE-RELEASE

Check out an old episode of My Momma Told Me with friend of the pod Janelle James (Abbott Elementary)! Rate and review on Apple Podcasts or send your Black conspiracy theories to mymommapod@gmail.com --- Do Black men with bad haircuts get more opportunities in white America? Langston and his guest Janelle James (Black Monday on Showtime) cut through the bullshit to find out why so many rich Black men look like they're allergic to a barbershop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/08/2249m 37s

Don Saldivar Presents: Cash Trunk (Episode 2)

Disgraced entertainer Don Saldívar hosts this Cash Cab rip-off in which he picks up unsuspecting passengers, shoves them into his trunk, and forces them to play a game. Cast: Joey Dardano, Mary Houlihan, and Danny Palumbo Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/08/2225m 23s

Barbershop Quartet (LIVE with Alonzo Bodden, Hoodo Hersi, + Jay Jurden)

My Momma Told Me goes LIVE for the first time at Montreal's Just For Laughs Festival. Join Langston and his guests Alonzo Bodden (Stupid Don't Get Tired on YouTube), Hoodo Hersi (Late Night with Seth Meyers), and Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) as they chime in on a variety of devastating and funny Black conspiracy theories. Take away: you better know pink lotion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/08/221h 3m

Introducing Don Saldivar Presents: The Weakest Loser (Ep. 1)

Introducing Clown Parade, an anthology comedy podcast series presented by Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang and Will Ferrell featuring new talent with a 4-episodic series. This week's performer is Martin Urbano presenting his original character: Don Saldivar. Check out Clown Parade from Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio wherever you get your podcasts. -- Disgraced game show host Don Saldívar makes his return with this Weakest Link rip-off. Real contestants answer quick-fire general knowledge questions in a desperate hope to not be called a stupid, weak loser. Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/07/2224m 12s

See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie)

Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/07/2256m 46s

Congofied Titty Milk: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/07/2218m 46s

Flashing Lies (with Nimesh Patel)

Is Kanye West's feud with Taylor Swift fake? Langston and David along with Nimesh Patel (Thank You China on YouTube) present a bevy of award theories and insider knowledge of what goes on behind the scenes in order to figure out if these two really have beef.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/07/2255m 57s

Birth 'N Out: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Nick Cannon having a lot of kids only for future bone marrow transplants and other "spare parts".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/07/2214m 37s

Alien, Are You Okay? (with Sultan Salahuddin)

Did crazy stuff happen in Roswell, New Mexico? Langston and David climb aboard with Sultan Salahuddin (SouthSide) and take a wild ride through the twist and turns of the Roswell incident.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/07/221h 6m

Boyz II Jail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about various industrial complex partnerships to to promote gangster rap while killing off socially acceptable boy bands. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/07/2212m 48s

Southpaw, Hell Naw (with Maggie Maye)

Are left-handed people considered bad? Langston and David chat with Maggie Maye (Conan, The New Yorker) and get "right" to examining this historically sinister myth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/07/2253m 54s

Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/06/2216m 19s

The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery)

Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/06/2258m 38s

The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/06/2230m 19s

The Injection Song (with Felicia Folkes)

Did the C.I.A inject cancer into Bob Marley? Langston and David poke around with guest Felicia Folkes (Comedy Central) about the injection theory and more around what really happened to the iconic singer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/06/221h 5m

A Passion for Bad Fashion: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/06/2218m 46s

I Kissed a Monkey and I Liked It (Introducing Co-Host David Gborie)

Was HIV the result of a human having sex with a monkey? Langston and his new cohost David Gborie take a stroll through the forest of this very yucky conspiracy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/06/2253m 20s

When You Fish Upon A Star (with Danielle Pinnock)

If you dream of fish, does that mean you're pregnant? Langston and guest Danielle Pinnock (CBS Ghosts) swim into this conspiracy theory and unravel what our dreams are really trying to tell us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/06/2255m 50s

Mega Mini Episode & Important News! (with Langston Kerman)

Langston revisits the My Momma Told Me inbox answering listeners emails and has some very important and exciting updates to share!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31/05/2236m 36s

Rigged & Basketball (with Tone Bell)

Is the NBA rigged? Langston and guest Tone Bell (Can't Cancel This on Showtime) make a slam dunk on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of who and what's at stake during these games.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/05/221h 10m

Brainwash and Repeat (with Bianca Cristovao)

Was hair relaxer invented by white people to brainwash black people? Langston and guest Bianca Cristovao (Loving in America) talk about the science of hair relaxers and how the chemicals seep into our brains. Is it for mind control, or even worse?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/05/2246m 41s

Algo-Rhythm Is A Bad Dancer (with Michael Christmas)

Is TikTok secretly making Black people bad at dancing? Langston and guest, Boston rapper Michael Christmas delve into the truth behind trending TikTok dances and how they affect Black culture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/05/2258m 22s

Black Like Me, Crack Like Me (with Nicole Byer) RE-RELEASE

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme. This week's episode is a re-release, we will be back with new episodes soon. In the meantime, please rate and subscribe to the podcast. If you would like more shows like these check out Big Money Players Network on Instagram.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/05/2256m 18s

The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) RE-RELEASE

Check out this classic My Momma Told Me episode with special guest Laci Mosley. Please rate and review the podcast here! --- Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/04/221h 3m

Wakanda Life You Wanna Live (with Solomon Georgio)

Is Wakanda Real? Langston and his guest Solomon Georgio (Hulu's Shrill, The Juice Podcast) illustrate this conspiracy theory and look behind the scenes of this Marvel-ous country. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/04/2241m 47s

No Cell in the Wild (with Jermaine Fowler)

Do cell phones towers disguised as trees emit frequencies that make Black people want to kill each other? Langston and his guest Jermaine Fowler (Amazon's Coming 2 America) climb up this conspiracy theory. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/04/221h 4m

You Ain't Got No Alibi-No (with Ify Nwadiwe)

Does sex in the day time give you albino kids? Langston and his guest Ify Nwadiwe (NBC's Grand Crew) absorb this outrageous conspiracy theory and dissect Albinism in Africa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/04/2250m 32s

Jab It Like It's Hot (with Madison Shepard)

Are anti-vaxx propaganda being targeted towards Black people? Langston and his guest Madison Shepard (Single Drunk Female) are boosted and ready to review this conspiracy theory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/03/2257m 30s

Talk That Ship To Me (with Troy Walker)

Did slavery not exist because Black people were already in America? Langston and his guest Troy Walker (Jimmy Kimmel Live) navigate this wildly debunk-able conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/03/221h 4m

Black Card Declined (with Zainab Johnson)

Can you truly lose your Black card? Langston and his guest Zainab Johnson (Amazon's Uploaded) swipe through this challenging conspiracy theory and it's origins. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/03/221h 2m

Eat Me, For Real: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about being tricked into eating humans. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/03/2215m 47s

These Sheets Feel Like Booty (with Chris Redd) RE-RELEASE

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Chris Redd. ALSO check out their new show BUST DOWN on Peacock March 10th! BUST DOWN stars Jak Knight, Langston Kerman, Sam Jay and Chris Redd as four casino employees living dead-end lives with dead-end jobs in middle America, and the massive mess they manage to make out of it.Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/03/2253m 39s

A Gift for Seal (with David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Ayo Edebiri! Please rate and review the podcast here and bye, b*tch!Is there such a thing as a Black Illuminati? Langston and his guest David Gborie (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) uncloak the truth on the secret organization and its members. Spoiler alert: Gary Owen didn't make the cut. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/03/221h

Chemtrails and All That Jazz (with Ayo Edebiri) RE-RELEASE

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Ayo Edebiri! Please rate and review the podcast here and bye, b*tch! Are chemtrails real, and are they leading to riots and population control? Langston and his guest Ayo Edebiri (Big Mouth on Netflix) take a big old huff of some very scary stuff floating out in the world. Also, they bring Dick Gregory back from the dead for one last bit. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/02/221h 1m

Big Brotha Is Watching (with Amanda Seales)

Is all your technology watching you? Langston and his guest Amanda Seales (Small Doses Podcast and Insecure) observe this digital age conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/02/2255m 25s

Dasani is Caucasian for Slavery: Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/02/2214m 50s

Hard Myth to Swallow (with Kofi Thomas)

Did Lil' Kim go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped after a night with the Wu-Tang Clan? Langston and his guest Kofi Thomas (Pause with Sam Jay) go down and pop open this classic hip hop urban legend. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/02/2252m 19s

The Last Whistle On The Left: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about whistling in the house bringing bad luck. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/02/2213m 6s

The Ballad of J.Hoova (with Jordan Carlos)

Was J. Edgar Hoover Black? Langston and his guest Jordan Carlos (First Wives Club on BET+) interrogate this wildly speculated conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/02/2247m 31s

Get Your Shine On: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about a Folklore supernatural character named Shine. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/01/2215m 31s

Not a Black Man's Best Friend (with Brian Simpson)

Do Black people not like dogs? Langston and his guest Brian Simpson (Netflix The Standups) chase down this not so pet-friendly conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/01/2251m 32s

Mutant Foot Fetish: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's e-mail about whether a woman having a long second toe means they're going to rule their husband. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/01/2211m 34s

N*ggas With Hope (with Idris Goodwin)

Was there a secret meeting where the owners of private prisons encouraged record executives to prioritize gangster rap to put more Black people in jail? Langston and his guest Idris Goodwin (Hype Man: A Breakbeat Film) review the records on this infamous conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/01/221h 5m

White Devil Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about the porn industry inventing the search category PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) to compete against Black women in porn. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/01/2213m 5s

Freaky Fly-day (with Zeke Nicholson)

Did Malaysia Airlines Flight 370's disappearance involve aliens? Langston and his guest Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio on Peacock) take a layover to unpack this conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/01/2257m 15s

Barrel Full of Sexies: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about whether attractive people can be funny. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/01/2214m 33s

Pole Goals (with Zuri Salahuddin)

Is splitting a pole bad luck? Langston and his guest Zuri Salahuddin (South Side on HBO Max) take a walk down the road of this oddly specific conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/01/2253m 42s

Best of My Momma Told Me 2021 Part 2

Welcome back to part 2 of Best of My Momma Told Me! These are the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Wyatt Cenac, Chinedu Unaka, Radha Blank, and Nicole Byer. Happy New Year, B*tch! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/12/2129m 21s

Best of My Momma Told Me 2021 Part 1

Join Langston as he goes through the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Laci Mosley, Michael Harriot, Shaun Diston, Bashir Salahuddin, and Alex English. There are so many that we are making this a 2-parter. Happy Holidays, B*tch! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/12/2151m 52s

Cherries & Cream: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about President Zachary Taylor's mysterious death. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/12/2113m 31s

I'll Be Your Private Cancer (with Prentice Penny)

Are the government and big pharma secretly hiding the cure for cancer? Langston and his guest Prentice Penny (Insecure on HBO) take a close look at this dastardly conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/12/211h 3m

Zero Shades of Red: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about not wearing red or being by something that's red during a rain storm. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/12/2117m 49s

I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts (with Jamilah Lemieux)

Do Black people not see ghosts? Langston and his guest Jamilah Lemieux (Mom and Dad Are Fighting podcast) see right through this conspiracy and encourage listeners to talk to their owns ghosts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/12/211h 4m

Milk Murders: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about a Rwandan conspiracy theory that says if you don't finish your milk the cow who made it dies. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/12/2116m 13s

Destiny's Surrogate (with Joyelle Johnson)

Did Beyonce fake her pregnancy with Blue Ivy? Langston and his guest Joyelle Johnson (Love Joy on Peacock) take a swat at this buzz worthy conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/11/211h 1m

Introducing: How Did We Get Weird (with Langston Kerman)

Hey My Momma Told Me listeners! Check out this episode of How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer where they talk to Langston Kerman and his nostalgia fascination with AND1 Mixtapes AND the birth of the My Momma Told Me podcast.Rate and review My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290---Jonah Bayer and Vanessa Bayer welcome the hilarious and talented Langston Kerman, who you might know as an actor, writer, comedian and host of "My Momma Told Me." They discuss their nostalgic childhood journeys of getting to school: From watching incredible bus fights to Jonah peeling into the highschool parking lot blasting what Vanessa calls "the yelling guys." They also talk about Langton's love for AND1 mixtapes, 3D Doritos, Double Dare Live, and see if Langston can finally put his beef with Mark Summers to rest. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/11/211h 9m

White Gravies Only (with Rob Haze)

Is white gravy for white people and brown gravy for Black people? Langston and his guest Rob Haze (Sneak This on B/R Kicks) honor Thanksgiving and serve up this not so tasty conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/11/2154m 48s

The Banana Trap: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about self-checkout scanners being racist. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/11/2115m 59s

Momma Knows Best (with Wade Allain-Marcus)

Do moms really make everything better at home? Langston and his guest Wade Allain-Marcus (Insecure) get familiar with this mother of a conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/11/2153m 59s

Bumping Uglies Vol. 2: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby. Realizes he already covered this topic and has more to say. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/11/2119m 22s

Queer & Now (with Aida Rodriguez)

Was Luther Vandross secretly gay? Langston and his guest Aida Rodriguez (Fighting Words on HBO Max) clean out the closet on this old school conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/11/211h 5m

The Water Works: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about fluoride in water and reminds listeners he isn't a researcher. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/11/2113m 54s

We Invented The Assassination (with Nore Davis)

Is Diddy secretly responsible for the murder of Biggie Smalls? Langston and his guest Nore Davis (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) dance carefully around this dangerous conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/11/2157m 7s

Amazon Prime Suspect: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Amazon starting COVID-19. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/10/2113m 28s

Mind Tap Water (with Aisha Dee)

Does the government add fluoride to our water as a tool for mind control. Langston and his guest Aisha Dee (The Bold Type on Freeform) take a swim through this high pressure conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/10/2150m 51s

Babe 3 — AIDS in the Piggy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about HIV being transferred by eating pork. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/10/2114m 45s

Good Man Bad Balls (with Gary Richardson)

Are girl babies made through the power of a good man? Langston and his guest Gary Richardson (Shrill on Hulu) pull back the layers of this country ass conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/10/2155m 46s

My White President is Black: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about the legend of secret mixed race US Presidents.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/10/2113m 59s

Math-Mayne-Tician (with Radha Blank)

Is there any legitimacy to Terrence Howard's "universal math" theory? Langston and his guest Radha Blank (The Forty-Year-Old Version on Netflix) try to add up all of Terrence's transformative teachings. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/10/211h 9m

Must Hate Crime Dogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

This is a RE-RELEASE of a Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to mymommapod@gmail.com and be sure to rate us on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290--Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/10/2120m 13s

Getting Some Hairy Head (with Reggie Conquest)

Does performing oral sex make a man's mustache grow? Langston and his guest Reggie Conquest (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) take a deep dive into this messy conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/10/2158m 54s

Devil May Slap: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about sun showers being a sign of the devil beating his wife. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/09/2112m 37s

Swim Shady (with Aminah Imani)

Are Black people incapable of swimming? Langston and his guest Aminah Imani (Comedy Central) take a dive into this timeless conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/09/2154m 17s

Get Back Hellcat: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about cats able to steal human souls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/09/2112m 41s

Cry2K (with Monroe Martin)

Was the Y2K scare something we should've actually been afraid of? Langston and his guest Monroe Martin (Last Comic Standing) reboot the modems of this wild conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/09/2158m 30s

Breathing All The White Man's Air: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

This is a RE-RELEASE of Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to mymommapod@gmail.com and drop a review!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/09/2115m 0s

I Just Called To Say I See You (with Felonious Munk)

Has Stevie Wonder been lying about being blind all of these years? Langston and his guest Felonious Munk (For Life on ABC) take a good hard look at this touchy conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/09/211h 16m

Sexual Killing: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Marvin Gaye being a secret serial killer. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/09/2118m 46s

My Carpenter is Black (with Chloé Hilliard)

Is Jesus Christ actually the begotten Black son of God? Langston and his guest Chloé Hilliard (F*ck Your Diet: And Other Things My Thighs Tell Me) dig up the truth on this heavenly conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/09/211h

Driving Me Racist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Pontiac cars and their secret racist acronym. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/09/2114m 52s

Dallas Liars Club (with Wyatt Cenac)

Is the legend true of a Dallas woman who was tormenting the local men with the threat of intentionally giving them AIDS? Langston and his guest Wyatt Cenac (Problem Areas on HBO) explore the horrors of this Texas sized conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31/08/211h 24m

N.W.AIDS: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Eazy-E being secretly given the AIDS virus by Suge Knight. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/08/2120m 55s

The Legend of Ann Marie Lastrassi (with Rae Sanni)

Is Beyoncé secretly Italian? Langston and his guest Rae Sanni (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) wash off the makeup on this spicy conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/08/211h 12m

Pika-choose The Devil: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Pokémon and it's association with demonic influences. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/08/2120m 17s

Pu**y on the Hip (with Yassir Lester) RE-RELEASE

Langston leaves a special message for the listeners at home and invites you to enjoy this re-release episode with Yassir Lester! Rate and review My Momma Told Me on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290Email your drops and conspiracy theories to mymommapod@gmail.comAre Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/08/211h 12m

I Want You Back (The Testicles Remix): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson being castrated as a child. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/08/2119m 29s

Not My Cup of Pee (with Ms. Pat)

Does baby pee cure acne? Langston and his guest Ms. Pat (The Ms. Pat Show on BET+) whizz around and soak up this conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/08/2155m 9s

Introducing: This Is Americans Live (with Miles Gray) / Episode 8: Confidence

We think you'll love this episode of the new show Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, "This is Americans Live" featuring former My Momma Told Me guest Miles Gray from the 420 Special. Check it out!This is Americans Live: Join improv comedians Aristotle Athiras and Andy Harris on This Is Americans Live, an improvised comedy podcast in the style of your favorite storytelling show from a certain public radio station. Each week, host Ari, producer Andy and a special guest contributor use prompts from a random sentence generator to improvise fake real stories filled with fake real people, in three acts. Subscribe in Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-americans-live/id1572216667Or Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6IZ4fUaieWIZYgJhIvO9VN Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/08/2142m 26s

SlaverWee (with Robert Hines)

Was Kanye right when he said slavery was a choice? Langston and his guest Robert Hines (Lockdown Detroit on YouTube) entertain this unhinged conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/08/211h 9m

Ginger Superheroes: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

This is a RE-RELEASE, the first Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to mymommapod@gmail.comLangston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Hollywood replacing its redheaded characters with Black actors. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/07/2117m 56s

Lice Lice Baby (with Jamel Johnson)

Do Black people not get lice because of the hair grease they use? Langston and his guest Jamel Johnson (NBA Storytime) comb through the truth of this tangled conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/07/211h 9m

Keeping Up With the Witchkraft: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about The Kardashians being witches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/07/2116m 41s

Close Encounters of the Third Reich (with Chinedu Unaka)

Is the government secretly teaching aliens to be racist before they introduce them to the public? Langston and his guest Chinedu Unaka (The Nosy Neighbors on Spotify) look to the bigoted stars for answers on this wild conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/07/2153m 43s

Undercover LaBoy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Justin LaBoy being an undercover plant for the Fraternal Order of Police. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/07/2118m 10s

Mountain Don't (with Hannibal Buress)

Does drinking Mountain Dew lower your sperm count? Langston and his guest Hannibal Buress (Miami Nights) take a microscope to this extreme conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/07/2159m 42s

Getting Some Head: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about whether rubbing a Black person's head is good luck. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/07/2115m 30s

What Booties May Come (with Sasheer Zamata)

Does having sex make women's butts get bigger? Langston and his guest Sasheer Zamata (Woke on Hulu) raw dog this timeless conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/07/2152m 47s

Say Yes to the Oppressed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Hollywood intentionally emasculating Black men by putting them in dresses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/07/2117m 47s

Yabba Dabba Voodoo (with Kevin Iso)

Is Nigerian jazz/juju real? Langston and his guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime) charm their way to understanding this magical and spiritual belief. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/06/211h 1m

The Legend of Jazz Edgar Hoover: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about J. Edgar Hoover being secretly Black. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/06/2115m 34s

Color Me Sensitive (with Propaganda)

Are light-skinned people more sensitive? Langston and his guest Propaganda (Hood Politics Podcast) shine a light on this colorful conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/06/2154m 30s

Billie Jean, You Are The Mother: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson secretly being the love-child of Diana Ross and Smokey Robinson. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/06/2116m 4s

Billion Year Boys Club (with Affion Crockett)

Is Pharrell secretly an undead vampire? Langston and his guest Affion Crockett (Affion Crockett: Mirror II Society on Peacock) take a bite of this haunting conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/06/2135m 50s

Dasani is Caucasian for Slavery: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/06/2114m 50s

A Clown By Any Other Name (with Eve L. Ewing)

Is there an evil clown in a white van driving around Chicago kidnapping and murdering children? Langston and his guest Eve Ewing (Electric Arches) hold on tight as they ride through this very local, very nostalgic conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
08/06/211h 4m

Gynecology Charts & Black Women's Yummy Parts: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about the secret truth hidden in gynecology charts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/06/2116m 30s

All White Tommy Genes (with Alex English)

Did Tommy Hilfiger declare that his clothing was only meant for upperclass white people? Langston and his guest Alex English (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) try on this vintage conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01/06/211h 5m

All Eyez On Sammy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about the secret behind Sammy Davis Jr.'s glass eye. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/05/2115m 41s

Them Doggone Aliens (with Yedoye Travis)

Did the Dogon Tribe of Mali discover the secrets of alien life? Langston and his guest Yedoye Travis (Comedy Central) travel deep into the truth of this interstellar conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
25/05/2154m 21s

Bumping Uglies: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/05/2112m 6s

The Chicken or The Egg or Something Else (with Marie Faustin)

Is the chicken at Chinese restaurants not what it claims to be? Langston and his guest Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Expert Podcast) grill up and serve this problematic conspiracy on a messy little platter. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18/05/211h 3m

High Fructose Corn Fascist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers listeners' conspiracies about Operation Paperclip and the secret Nazi history behind Fanta. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/05/2115m 31s

Take Yo' Broke A$$ to Outer Space (with Bashir Salahuddin)

Are billionaires investing in space exploration, so they can kick poor people off the Earth? Langston and his guest Bashir Saladhuddin (South Side) blast off into this cosmic cold-blooded conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/05/2153m 58s

Must Hate Crime Dogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/05/2120m 13s

Five-Finger Dismount (with Nick Chambers)

If you point at a cemetery do all your fingers fall off? Langston and his guest Nick Chambers (Tawanda's Live Request) scratch the surface and more exploring this Jamaican superstition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04/05/2150m 44s

Breathing All The White Man's Air: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
29/04/2115m 0s

Twin Freaks (with Comedian CP)

Is Gucci Mane a clone? Langston and his guest Comedian CP (Detroiters) examine this conspiracy theory along with other hip-hop artists that could possibly be clones. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27/04/2155m 25s

Satanic Household Brands: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Procter & Gamble and its history with Devil worshipping. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
22/04/2115m 43s

Yummy, Yummy Drugs in My Tummy: A 420 Special (with Miles Gray)

Is drug free truly the way to be? Langston and his guest Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) take a huff of the truth behind America's infamous anti-drug campaigns. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20/04/211h 6m

Ginger Superheroes: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Hollywood replacing its redheaded characters with Black actors. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
15/04/2117m 56s

A Barrel of Laughs, A Scattering of Slaves (with Michelle Buteau)

Do Black people scatter when they laugh because it’s what slaves would do to avoid causing commotion? Langston and his guest Michelle Buteau (Welcome to Buteaupia and The Circle on Netflix) track down the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13/04/2151m 39s

But The Kid is Not My Son, or My Victim (with Diallo Riddle)

Is Michael Jackson actually innocent? Langston and his guest Diallo Riddle (South Side on HBO Max) lay down with this challenging conspiracy to see what they can find. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06/04/211h

Whites Only Anal Probes (with Ashley Nicole Black)

Do aliens exclusively abduct white people? Langston and his guest Ashley Nicole Black (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) probe deep into this out of this world conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
30/03/211h 7m

If Someone Else Did It (with Shaun Diston)

Is OJ Simpson actually innocent of murder? Langston and his guest Shaun Diston (Wrecked on TBS) take a stab at proving OJ might not be as guilty as he seems (still a terrible guy though). Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/03/211h 5m

Make It Make Sense (with Michael Harriot)

Do white people not have any damn sense? Langston and his guest Michael Harriot (Writer at The Root) try to make sense of the sense white people supposedly don't have. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/03/211h 4m

Finger Lickin' Dead (with Will Miles)

Are fast food restaurants strategically placed to kill Black people at a faster rate? Langston and his guest Will Miles (South Side on HBO Max) try to keep their blood pressure down as they dig into the truth of this horrifying conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/03/211h 7m

Queer as Folklore (with Open Mike Eagle)

Does Hollywood have a gay agenda? Langston and his guest Open Mike Eagle (Anime, Trauma and Divorce) clean out the closet of this classic barbershop conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/03/2151m 52s

The Last of the Moeshas (with The Lucas Bros)

Is superstar Brandy secretly cursed and inadvertently causing the deaths of anyone who comes close? Langston and his guests The Lucas Bros (Judas and The Black Messiah on HBO Max) never say never to this heartbreaking conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
23/02/2155m 16s

Timbs for My Hooligans in Broo-Klan (with Nate Marshall)

Are Timberland boots secretly produced by the KKK? Langston and his guest Nate Marshall (Finna) dip their toes into this heavy secret. Later, they find themselves on a wild journey as they try to discover what other brands might be pretty racist. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
16/02/211h

Bed Bugs & Beyond (with Clark Jones)

Did mattress companies intentionally plot a recent bed bugs outbreak as a plan for selling more mattresses? Langston and his guest Clark Jones (Run The World on Starz) try to pick apart what's really creeping between our sheets and who put them there. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
09/02/211h 1m

A Closet Full of Robert (with Dewayne Perkins)

Is R. Kelly actually innocent of his terrible, terrible crimes? Absolutely not, but Langston and his guest Dewayne Perkins (The Amber Ruffin Show on Peacock) consider all of the evidence in this disappointing Chicago legend. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02/02/2157m 43s

Black Like Me, Crack Like Me (with Nicole Byer)

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/01/2156m 18s

23 and Me and Government Conspiracy (with Chandra Russell)

Are genealogy websites secretly collecting Black people's DNA for nefarious purposes. Langston and his guest Chandra Russell (South Side on Comedy Central) take a metaphorical swab and get back some horrifying results. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/01/211h 1m

The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley)

Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/01/211h 3m

Like a Hurricane (with Clayton English)

Are hurricanes actually the ghosts of slaves lost in The Middle Passage? Langston and his guest Clayton English (Last Comic Standing on NBC) take this wild legend for a spin. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/01/2144m 14s