Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman
It’s time to kiki about kinks, spruce up our sex lives, and air out all of the mess. Tell Me Something Messy is a sex positive comedy / educational podcast hosted by actor, writer and advocate Brandon Kyle Goodman, henceforth known as the Curator of Mess. Each week, Messy Patrons are invited to let their freak flags fly as they share stories about queer love, the importance of preparation and clean up, or even the sexual escapades happening in Ding Dong, Texas (yes, that’s the real name of a town). Brandon Kyle Goodman’s messy guests and callers are invited to a safe space with no judgement to help listeners develop better sex lives.
Episodes
Babe, I Don't Have The Energy To F*ck w/ Danielle Schneider
Writer, performer and co-host of the Podcast BITCH SESH, Danielle Schneider, joins Brandon to shed some light on a topic they've been interested in: Having a sex life while raising children. But before they get in too deep, Brandon and Danielle gush about the Real Housewives and rant about bad kissers. Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/12/24•58m 36s
F*ck Your Potato Salad w/ Devere Rogers
Brandon and bestie Devere Rogers kiki about Thanksgiving with some holiday F*ck, Marry, Block and Messy Mail. Plus, Devere shares one of the most outrageous Messy stories ever before they lean into some heartfelt discussion on found family and moving forward in these trying times. Find Devere on IG at: itsdevererogers Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28/11/24•1h 8m
Find Your Coven Of Doms w/ Zachary Zane
Columnist and sexual-health-advocate Zachary Zane joins Brandon to share some hilarious messy stories that raise a few really interesting questions about sexual freedom. Then, a question from the community sparks a full discussion on sex party etiquette. https://www.zacharyzane.com/articles https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GRQKOF2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Find Zach on IG @ZacharyZane_ Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21/11/24•55m 56s
Butt Seriously w/ Mitra Jouhari & Dr. Evan Goldstein
Does your butt get bigger from having anal sex? Is cum good for your face? Find out when Brandon plays a game of Real or Faking with their Big Mouth work wife and friend, Mitra Jouhari. Then, as they get into some booty-related Messy Mail, Brandon and Mitra are joined by the one-and-only butt doctor, Dr. Evan Goldstein for a heaux sympheauxsium. Follow Mitra on IG at mitrajouhari Follows Dr. Evan on IG at drevangoldstein Find 'Butt Seriously' at your local bookstore. https://www.amazon.com/Butt-Seriously-Definitive-Pleasure-Everything-ebook/dp/B0CH83HNV8See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14/11/24•56m 1s
Ethical Non-Monogamy w/ Matthew Raymond-Goodman
Brandon shares a messy story about their first time having penetrative sex. Then, Brandon's partner, Matthew Raymond-Goodman, joins to play our first game of 'Would You Rather,' including some hilarious moments. And rounding out the conversation, Brandon and Matthew address what's been mentioned in previous episodes: Their non-monogamous marriage. Resources: Ethical Slut: https://www.amazon.com/Ethical-Slut-Practical-Relationships-Adventures/dp/1587613379 Poly-Secure: https://rep.club/products/polysecure?srsltid=AfmBOoq2ZLmL8C_nOWPB6BSpZd5AphPzEwG3Loksn0raqOFkcnsM99gV Mating In Captivity: https://bookshop.org/p/books/mating-in-captivity-unlocking-erotic-intelligence-esther-perel/7385511 Find Matthew on IG @matthew_raymond18 Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07/11/24•1h 8m
I'm Such A Lover Boy w/ Zach Campbell
In a hilarious and self-explorative episode, Brandon and guest Zach Campbell dive into what it means to find yourself in the queer community. Plus, a game of F*ck, Marry, Block that has Brandon wheezing with laughter. Find Zach Campbell at: https://www.instagram.com/zachcampbell or https://www.youtube.com/@ZachCampbell Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31/10/24•43m 4s
Toes Are Where The Trauma Is w/ Taylor Tomlinson
World-renowned comedienne and salad-date-partner, Taylor Tomlinson joins Brandon for a deep dive into repressed love and sexuality because of organized religion. Hold on, stick with us — It's a touching and hilarious conversation on everything from losing virginity "on the lord's day" and the evolution of toe-sucking, all wrapped around Smash or Pass and some shocking Messy Mail submissions. Find Taylor on Instagram @taylortomlinson Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanJoin the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24/10/24•46m 50s
I’m A Hemorrhoid Whisperer, Baby! w/ Dr. James Simmons
After receiving a fist-full of recurring medical questions from the c'heauxmunity, Brandon invites Dr. James Simmons, a renowned expert in all things anal health to share some of his wisdom and medical stories in our latest sympheauxsium. Brandon's got a few medical messy stories of their own the share, and they learn a butt-load about hemorrhoids, sex while pregnant and some gaps in the medical community. Find Dr. James on Instagram @drjamesqsimmons https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17/10/24•52m 9s
My Little Secret w/ Katya Zamolodchikova
The one-and-only Katya Zamolodchikova graces the pod with her presense to share a slew of messy stories, mostly involving butt plugs. Plus, Brandon and Katya play Fuck, Marry, Block with household appliances, anal danger and lube. Find Katya @katya_zamo Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanJoin the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/24•50m 12s
Let Her Be Free w/ Alesha Reneé
Brandon's close friend, Alesha Reneé, joins to share where she is on her Heaux journey, but as they start talking about all of the things that Alesha feels she's missed out on, the conversation takes a deeper turn. But not before a quick game that covers spit-play and hotel sex. Find Alesha Reneé at: https://www.instagram.com/iamalesharenee/Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanJoin the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03/10/24•52m 52s
Jerkchella! w/ Eric Williams
Brandon is back to help you navigate your interactions with FuckBoy, LLC, and they've invited Eric Williams (That's A Gay Ass Podcast) to talk all things body image. But before they can break down the importance of not yucking someone else's yum, they play a quick game of Smash Or Pass. Article 'Gay Men Have Long Been Obsessed With Their Muscles. Now Everyone Is': https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/t-magazine/gay-men-muscles-body-culture.html Find Eric Williams at: https://www.instagram.com/ericwillz/ Listen to That's A Gay Ass Podcast at: https://www.instagram.com/gayasspodcast Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26/09/24•59m 21s
Kissing Titties w/ Shantira Jackson & Dr. Vanessa Marin
It's our first Heaux Sympheauxsium! Brandon has invited two unbelievable guests, Shantira Jackson, comedian and writer, and sex-pert, Dr. Vanessa Marin to deep dive into letting love grow. But, no episode is complete without a lube-breaker that sends Brandon and Shantira down one of the biggest cackling episodes yet. Find Shantira Jackson at https://www.instagram.com/tira_tira_tira Find Dr. Vanessa Marin at https://www.instagram.com/vanessaandxander Buy Dr. Vanessa's book and use promo code MESSY at https://rep.club/products/sex-talks Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19/09/24•1h 8m
I Need Some Potassium In My Life w/ TS Madison
Digging in deep on a sensitive subject, Brandon and special guest TS Madison talk about a recent experience Madison had when re-examining her own sexual and romantic relationships. You can feel the love in this conversation as Brandon and Madison tackle inherited burdens and societal pressures that get in the way of one's happiness. And, once again, Brandon keeps trying to get guests to go on a hike during the lube-breaker game. Find TS Madison at: https://www.instagram.com/tsmadison/ Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/09/24•50m 29s
Your Besties Aren't Just For Brunch Tables w/ Chelsea Gentry
The first episode of Tell Me Something Messy kicks off with a slurp as Brandon and special guest bestie Chelsea Gentry talk kissing technique, leaning on your c'heauxmunity, and finding the next true step for your heart. Plus, tips for eating ass and fan submitted messy stories. Find Chelsea Gentry at: https://www.chelseagentry.me/ Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/09/24•56m 45s
Introducing: Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman
Welcome To The C'Heauxmunity! Tell Me Something Messy launches on September 12th! Come be a part of Brandon Kyle Goodman's messy new podcast that's all about sex and self. Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanSubmit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05/09/24•3m 30s