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The Monday Club Podcast

We were buzzing this week to get the chance to sit down with our good pal and Scottish writer Graeme Armstrong. We chatted about his new book 'RaveHeart' as well as his smash hit 'The Young Team', as well as covering listener questions. A top conversation with a top man.A wee bonus episode for everyone from our Patreon library 😎

Graeme Armstrong (FREE PATREON EPISODE)

It's the last episode of the season for us before we have a wee summer break. Tonight, we talk about the tipping culture, Clarkston's Farm, Costco, the top 5 bad assumptions people make about you and loads more. You can still catch us on Patreon throughout the summer, and we will see you all soon 😎

EPISODE 94 | SEASON FINALE | TIPPING | HOLLISTER

We talk about our Chris turning up on the Clyde 1 football phone in to play their quiz, why are all the World Cup songs diabolical?, businesses getting slaughtered on social media, what happened to Zumba, and loads more from your favourite podcast 😎

EPISODE 93 | BEAT THE PUNDIT | PAISLEY PIES | WORLD CUP SONGS

For our generation, the fear of getting your BCG was real 😂, we also chat about hearing someone watching our clips while we're there, are birthday cards pointless?. How popular our names are now, and loads more this week to get throughIf you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below⁠https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B⁠

EPISODE 92 | GETTING YOUR BCG | FACETIMING | TOP 5 ALBUMS

We chat about David Lloyd approaching peak Benidorm in the good weather last week, can you wear a mix of sporting brands at the same time, Chris goes in on graduation ceremonies, and we discuss one of the best top 5's we've ever done 😎If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B⁠

EPISODE 91 | RATE MY RIDE | DAVID LLOYD | MIXING BRANDS

Are Oasis at the windup by touring again?, if you were with someone for a year and they had a load of debt, would you pay it off for them? just a couple of the topics tonight and loads more including a belter of a Beat The Baldy 😎If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B⁠

EPISODE 90 | BRACES | MORTONS ROLLS | OASIS RUMOURS

It's our first night back in the studio since the unbelievable show at the O2, so we have a wee catch-up on a great night, we chat about going out to play, firefighters being more productive, boxer shorts, baby shower drama, and loads more.If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/36006496A5FC480B

EPISODE 89 | FIREFIGHTERS | BABY SHOWERS | LIVE NIGHT

Is there anything more awkward than sitting in the car when it's getting washed?, we chat about weird things that people boast about, the most overrated band/artist of all time, top 5 this week is our fav holidays, what do you do when your dream holiday clashes with a funeral? and loads more crammed in.

EPISODE 88 | CAR WASH AWKWARDNESS | MOST OVERRATED BAND EVER | BEST HOLIDAYS

5pm on a Monday and the lads are here to give you the latest on whats going on in the world, tonight we look atThe whole drama of I'm a CelebFrecklesBeat the Baldy New contentTop 5 School Subjects SetbacksWhats easier, a 9 darter or a 147?Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

EPISODE 87 | WHY DO FRECKLES GO AWAY | COULD YOU HIT A 9 DARTER | TOP 5 SCHOOL SUBJECTS

It's Monday, what else are you going to be doing with your time except listening to us two? Tonight, we will be chatting aboutFront page of the papers for our ChrisCNN InvestigationBeat the Baldy Rebuilding the WorldListener Story Are You DeadTop 5 Movie SoundtracksAbduction by Pirates, Aliens or Ghosts?Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

EPISODE 86 | FRONT PAGE NEWS | BUILDING THE WORLD | TOP 5 MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS

Hope everyone is having a class start to the week, if not, then we are here to make you smile with some belting topics, including, Could you live in a street with just your mates or just your family?Is the checker job at Costco the easiest job in the world ?Beat the Baldy What is your biggest insecurity? Top 5 - Childhood Toys Stand up Nice feedback 

EPISODE 85 | WORKING IN COSTCO | TOP 5 CHILDHOOD TOYS | STAND-UP

Some top tier subjects to get your week off to a flier - M8 Roadworks- Things folk do when the sun comes out- Beat The Baldy- Balloons for every celebration - How many subscriptions do you have?- Top 5 things to do when you're bored- Men's Health- Should anyone working with the public need a PVGPlease make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

EPISODE 84 | M8 ROADWORKS | TOO MANY SUBS | THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED

Monday nights are for one thing and one thing only now - Scransit Van- Memories from COVID- Beat The Baldy - Inside the Manosphere - Armadillo- Stanley Cups- Top 5 Cereals  Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

EPISODE 83 | SCRANSIT VAN | 6 YEARS SINCE COVID | TOP 5 CEREALS | INSIDE THE MANOSPHERE

It's the best part of the week, and your favourite power couple is back with more madness What will people say about you when you dieHow buzzing are you when someone leaves a Yorkshire Pudding Beat The Baldy Sweets/Chocolate that it's impossible to just eat a couple of Room 101The guy equivalent of an LBDTop 5 Bucket list things 

EPISODE 82 | WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU DIE | BEAT THE BALDY | BUCKET LISTS

With the sad news that John McKay is leaving the news, we chat our favourite news readers, a belter of a dilemma. Would you consider a water cremation?, when you plan on retiring and things you see people do every day that you can't standPlease make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

EPISODE 81 | NEWS READERS | WATER CREMATION | RETIRING

We cover all the drama in Glasgow from last week with the horrendous fire in town and the small matter of WW3 at the game, then it's on to the madness of self-checkout awkwardness, buying some gear from the art galleries, our top 5 scottish bands and loads more.

Episode 80 | SELF-CHECKOUTS | COMPLIMENTS | TOP 5 SCOTTISH BANDS

This week, we talk about the joys of teenagers, choosing someone to take your photo abroad, reading someone's messages when they are in front of you, the price of motors these days and loads more.

Episode 79 | TEENAGERS | WEEKEND MILLIONAIRES | PRICE OF CARS

We say this every week, this episode is up there btw we had Charlie Mulgrew joining this week and he got the memo big time, we chat about Charlie's career, what annoys him, Chris has a rant about bin men, and there is so much more to unpack in this episode 😎

Episode 78 | CHARLIE MULGREW | LIVING THE DREAM AT CELTIC | FOLK BEING LATE| BINMEN

How do you actually know you would be good at bobsleigh or any of the other Winter Olympic sports? We chat about Asda's latest marketing campaign, what part of our bodies we would change if we could, and Eddie has been far too quiet recently, and he's back with a bang 😂

Episode 77 | Intimate Gigs | Winter Olympics | Eddie's Teeth

Back in the day, how many of your mums went to a random self-defence class in a community centre?, One of many topics tonight as we discuss jobsworth supervisors, estate agent videos, and Chris's idea for electric cars, and loads more 😎

EPISODE 76 | ESTATE AGENT INFLUENCERS | JOBSWORTHS | SELF-DEFENCE CLASSES

How pally are you with your Chat GPT?, We delve right into this tonight, along with one of the best Beat the Baldys we have done as Chris faces a blast from the past, weird dreams, wee bumfluff chins and loads more 

EPISODE 75 | CHAT GPT MATES | DODGY NAMES | WEIRD DREAMS

Chris has a very unusual take on the situation between Vicky B and wee Brooky B, we look at setting up a hassle free business, should schools get rid of homework and loads more 😎

EPISODE 74 | BECKHAMS DRAMA | SOCIAL MEDIA BAN | TOP 5 SNACKS | THE MONDAY CLUB

Have you ever had a dingy when going on a date?. Should some form of National Service be brought back?. The world of Looksmaxxing, we welcome a new sponsor for Beat The Baldy and loads more for you tonight to sit back and relax this week 😎

EPISODE 73 | NATIONAL SERVICE | LOOKSMAXXING| FEEL GOOD SONGS| THE MONDAY CLUB

Your favourite comedy duo are back with more patter than ever, Chris pitches a holiday idea to the lads, we talk about the fear going back to work after some time off, diets growing up and loads more 😎

EPISODE 72| BOOKING A TRIP | 12 GRAPES!!! | MONDAY CLUB ROOM 101

Join us for the last episode of season 3 as we take a little but well-needed break. This week, we're chatting about fussy eaters, swimming with sharks, travelling to the USA for the World Cup and don't eat your dinner when you are listening to this week's courtroom 🤣

Episode 71 - The Season Finale

What better way to start your Christmas week than to join us after weve had our wee festive day out, we're chatting about the live night, school mum cliques, the World Cup, and girls being able to put a face of make up while driving and loads more 😂

Episode 70 - Two Unwise Men

This week Chris has a bee in his bonnet about Molly-Maes eyebrows, we also find some time to talk about xmas temps, what are the chores that the guys traditionally do, xmas markets, fake clobber, and loads more 😎

Episode 69 - Take the Bins out!!

As it's the festive season, we ask the burning question: is gravy a drink?. We're also slaughtering Fri/Sat night TV now. The old routine of getting a bath once a week, and a absolute carve-up on Beat the Baldy, plus loads more 

Episode 68 - Sunday Night Bath

Any guys on here considered Scrotox?, You will hear all about it tonight as we delve into a mad craze. Also in this episode, we talk about Joshua v Paul, Evri couriers, Byker Grove, and launching a live night at the O2!!!!

Episode 67 - Scrotox

We've not had guests on for a while, so we thought we would go two for the price of one with the Saint Phnx lads. We chat about selling out the Hydro, joining up with Nathan Evans, and some of our usual topics as we debate who's worse, football dads or dance mums 😂

Episode 66 - Saint Phnx

What's your views on grated cheese on a roll? Dynamite or derranged behaviour, could you get along with a clone of yourself?, Are glasses sexy? Some of the key topics in the Monday Club newsroom this week, along with loads more. 

Episode 65 - Gunk Catchers

Is there anything more infuriating than trying to get on the motorway and some bellend is blocking you off, are fireworks doing your nut?, folk out on a date and only show the arm of the person they're with 🤬, plus loads more to get you through the week.

Episode 64 - Merge Lanes

We chat about the groundbreaking news that Flakes will be replacing Eclairs in Minituare Heroes this year, adults who get a rage-on for Halloween, what we can call our Patreon subscribers, and some of the usual shenanigans 😊

Episode 63 - High Energy

Get ready for an avalanche of randomness this week as we go through some mad topics, a Scottish Big Brother, should Chris get botox, what's the male equivalent of taking your bra off, spend the day with me videos and loads more chucked in 😂

Episode 62 - Big Bother

Some therapy this week as Chris talks about the solitary shift he had in B&M, we talk about planning your funeral, some listener poetry, the price of fags, floating beds in swimming pools and is Argos a sim 😂

Episode 61 - Bargains & Madness

Could you go out with someone who had the same name as your mum/dad?, airport parking costs, Greggs opening a pub, chefs being able to cook for a full restaurant but folk can't make a meal at home, and loads more, including our usual Beat the Baldy and Courtroom segments

Episode 60 - How Much!!!

All sorts of chaos in this weeks episode as we talk about foxes being absolute weapons, Chris loses his head at Beat the Baldy, pranking folk, Chris's dad out in the wild causing chaos , and more importantly what's your bedtime routine?

Episode 59 - It's No a Complaint

Feeling a little bit old this week as we chat about getting on a bit, cafe running clubs, how many bits of bread make two sandwiches, a belter of a courtroom, and how is it acceptable to say someone is too skinny but not to say they're too fat? 

Episode 58 - Getting Old

Happy Monday troops, your favourite pair of Baldys are back with some chat to get you through the week, we're talking ned culture, people who hate that their partners listen to the pod, sten doos and loads more, this one is a doozy 😂

Episode 57 - The 60% Club

Anybody else getting their house invaded by these little bams?, one of our many random topics this week as we also look at getting kidnapped by aliens, folk stealing your photos for tinder, do people still sell dogs on social media, and loads more 😂

Episode 56 - Fruit Flies

It's Monday and we know your night wouldn't be complete without some mad topics to think about, we have an alterantive option to Love Island, one of the funniest Beat the Baldy segments we've had, things you lose interest in as you get older and loads more 😂

Episode 55 - Culture Vultures

Our first episode after a live sell out at Baad and we are still buzzing at an amazing night, we also chat about hiding farts, using the gym at Creamfields, a belter of a listener dilemma, some red flags on social media and so much more.

Episode 54 - Hiding Farts

This episode contains one of the greatest Monday Club moments of all time as Chris faced his sister in a classic Beat The Baldy Also, we are talking about wearing white boxers, backing up your mates, random neighbours, our Christmas live show and another random courtroom drama 👨🏼‍⚖️

Episode 53 - Skiddy Boxers

Flashbacks galore this week as we chat about the things your mum and dad used to say to you, getting sent away so they can get fruity, wee Tom Holland kicking about the town, couples with joint social media accounts, and did you have a yellow Live Strong band back in the day?

Episode 52 - Sunshine Horn

Would you keep munching your Chinese if you found a hair in it? Also, how long in a relationship before you drop the L bomb? Two of many random topics tonight as we chat about bringing back Archaos, what type of car has the biggest arseholes on the road, and loads more.

Episode 51 - Hairs in the Chinese

Back this week to chat all things Oasis with Chris, who was at their Heaton Park gig, clinical trials, writing things on the backs of photos and questions that are guaranteed to start an argument, plus loads more 😂

Episode 50 - Slide Away

Have you missed us?, We're back and ready to go with a third season of madness.What age is too old for TRNSMT?, Do you have code words that you use with your pals? Along with some more random topics, we have two new segments with Beat the Baldy and The Monday Club Courtroom making their debuts tonight.

Episode 49 - Skills To Pay The Bills

It's the end of Season 2 😭😭. We'll leave you for a few weeks with some absolute belters of topics to mull over.We chat favourite movie theme tunes, Chris battering the dads at sports day, kids crying on public transport, the TV show naked attraction and loads more 😂😂

Episode 48 - The Finale

Some mad topics this week, we're going back in time to discuss the Titanic, favourite game shows, and how long we think we would last in prison, plus loads more 😂

Episode 47 - Women & Children Only

Did your mum and dad have a sunbed that used to go over the bed and turn the whole room fluorescent?😂😂, one of the topics this week as we chat about Gary's dreams, flabelos machines, favourite smells and loads more 🤝 

Episode 46 - Flabelos

It's Monday and we're back with a mix of serious, random and hilarious moments This week we're talking about Chris finding out about butter, the rise in shoplifting, prices for care homes, Christmas hampers from back in the day and loads more 😊

Episode 45 - Monday Club Care Home

As usual, we discuss some of the hot topics of the week including Mounjaro, getting time off for a funeral, things you like about yourself, Chris talks about his tarot reading, celebrity deaths and loads more 😂😂

Episode 44 - Mounjaro

The episode that had Chris like a kid on Christmas morning features Greg Summers, who you will know better as 'The Keystore Guy'.All manner of nonsense this week as we ask what celebrity you would like to be pals with, chat through Greg's career and as usual, some randomness thrown in for good measure.

Episode 43 - The Keystore Guy

All manner of random chats this week as we discuss whether aliens exist, sleeping in the scud, showers, birthday cards and loads more 😂😂

Episode 42 - Sleeping in the Scud

Would you rather die instantly or know you were going to die? This is one of many random subjects this week as well as a hierarchy in heaven, toilet habits, school dinners and some workplace politics.

Episode 41 - A Sit Down Pee

There are some absolute throwbacks in tonight's episode as we cover some random topics such as sizing up guys when you meet them, sex scenes on the telly when you're sitting with the family, and the mental period where folk used to sit with their feet in fish tanks 🐠

Episode 40 - Fishy Feet

Sometimes we record and it's just unorganised chaos and this is one of these nights, from Chris wheeling out his party trick, cougar chat, letting your kids have a gaff and dogs that look like lions there is definitely something for everyone this week 😂

Episode 39 - Party Tricks

There are some big topics this week and we know you will get involved as per, from guys not washing their hands in the toilets, how do blind people wipe their bums, people asking daft questions and loads more 😭😭

Episode 38 - Three Squares

If this episode doesn't make you laugh, then there is no hope for you 😂😂😂Is there still jobs that only men/women still do, things you can say at the football and in the bedroom, lies you were told as a kid, old school adverts and our Chris has found a new talent.Enjoy troops 

Episode 37 - Mid-Husbands

Is following someone online you don't know the new dating game?, one of the many real-life issues we cover tonight along with charity collectors, Ibuprofen, overrated restaurants and the key question, wtf is matcha 😂😂

Episode 36 - Adding Randoms

We're back and this one is an absolute wave of emotions as we talk about our usual nonsense like adults going to Disney themselves, cowboys and the very hot topic of smacking kids, aside from that we do have a serious chat about knife crime in the city right now and what we think should change.

Episode 35 - Disney Ears

Do folk still go for a run in their cars? is one of the many random topics we cover this week, we also catch up on Yellowstone, random things that Gran's always try to give you, journalists, and Chris reveals his political ambitions. 

Episode 34 - Vote for Wardy

You would think by now we would've run out of random things to talk about. You'd be wrong as we go through all manner of topics this week: trips to the dentist, cheating videos, upside-down pineapples, aikido, dry robes and loads more 😂😂

Episode 33 - Cold Water Swingers

We thought we would get some of the younger generation in this week to chat nonsense with, Chris has managed to get Alex and Robyn from Boxfresh in to discuss some randomness from conspiracies, things that look edible but can't be eat, and some goss from the girls on life with Chris as their gaffer 😂😂

Episode 32 - The Young Team

Get ready for an absolute pick and mix of topics on tonight's episode, we go from the madness in Peterhead to whether you would tell your partner if you were worried about their weight, as usual, there are loads more topics in there to give you your Monday fix.

Episode 31 - Does My Bum Look Big In This

To celebrate our new sponsorship with MegaTech Projects, we've got Logan in from the company to have a chat about MegaTech and we couldn't let him leave without going through some randomness, we chat about snus, lying on your CV, when did you feel like your parents trusted you and loads more 😊

Episode 30 - Mega Techno

Our competition winner joins us this week as we welcomed Paul from Proper Frame Displays into the studio for a wee chat, we talk folk that film themselves crying, folk going to Thailand, comic book conventions, customers who lie, and the fascination with Crocs and loads more 😂 

Episode 29 - Crocs & Comics

Have you ever sat in your house and thought to yourself, what's the criteria for being a scheme boy?, well we will settle that for you this week as well as talking being a bad loser, crystals, folk that take photos at cemeteries, and we'll throw in some of your questions for Chris & Gary as well.

Episode 28 - Scheme Boys

You're Monday night entertainment is sorted as we discuss all manner of random topics tonight, such as cringey LinkedIn posts, sleeping in separate rooms, getting ghosted, what we think of Valentine's Day and, in a random turn of events, Chris and Gary talk being dads 😊 

Episode 27 - Ghosted

It wouldn't be a Monday without your weekly dose of topics from you're favourite podcast in the world, We are joined by our guest and social media influencer Taylor as we discuss Molly-Mae, Benidorm, Bowling Clubs as well as potentially launching Chris into the influencer world 😂😂

Episode 26 - When do you think you'll die?

Do you know why cornflakes were invented? if not, this episode is about to blow your mind. Also, we chat through Burns Night, some mad DM's and another burning question: Do you put your plates in the oven when you've ordered a takeaway? 😭😭

Episode 25 - Plates in the Oven

We're back and ready to make you laugh even more in 2025, we start with some of the world's cutting-edge topics including, why do adults play with Lego, New Year quotes, Gavin & Stacey finale and loads more randomness 😊

Episode 24: New Year New Me

We hope everyone has had an amazing Christmas, to keep you ticking over until we start season 2 in a couple of weeks, we've made you a little compilation of some of our best bits from Season 1. Enjoy, and if you're new to the pod, have a look back through the first season; you'll love it 😊

Season 1 - Best Bits

Join us for a 2-hour end-of-year special as we finish season 1 with an absolute belter, there are phone calls, voice notes, questions and some absolute randomness to see you through the festive period 😂😂

Episode 23 - Xmas Special

Just when you think we might run out of topics we deliver once again, tune in for this week's randomness as we chat through some key life topics like guys doing photoshoots for their partners, boxer shorts, ironing, eating on a plane, and why Chris wears two watches? 😂😂😂

Episode 22 - Y-Fronts

Boom, we're on!! Comedian Mark Black joins us this week as we cover the world's most important topics, such as Secret Santa, how much sunbeds get cleaned, personal hygiene, and loads more.

Episode 21 - Mark Black

Welcome back for your weekly dose of randomness, this week we talk about films that shouldn't be remade, getting scanted at school, things that cost too much money now, getting the bus and loads more randomness 😊

Episode 20 - Scanted

It has been a while since we've had some guests in to join us, so we got 2 as the Ewart Bros joined us tonight for a chat on things on our minds, we spoke about Hyrox, Food Influencers, Bonus Balls and the key question of the night, why is there always steak pie at funerals in Scotland?

Episode 19 - The Ewart Bros

It's our first phone-in episode, we asked for you to send us in some messages and phone us for a blether and you didn't let us down, some absolute class stories on this one and some unbelievable callers 😂😂😂

Episode 18 - The Baldy Scoreboard

Strap yourselves in for this week's as we discuss some hot topics, from our radio debut, pumpkin picking and gender reveals to what song you want to die to. This will 100% make your Monday a lot better 😂

Episode 17 - Mayhem

Happy Monday troops, we're back for more randomness as we chat about trick or treaters, home-made Haloween costumes, sliding door moments and some more gems from Chris's dad 😊

Episode 16 - What's My Name?

We're back to brighten up your Monday night with another episode of random patter, Chris is back from holiday, so we got the Dubai lowdown along with the usual random subjects that pop up 😊

Episode 15 - Headache Money & Bum Guns

When I say this episode is random, it's an understatement, we speak about whether a guy and a girl can just be mates?, the definition of a bad boy, what our dream jobs would be and some utter carnage in between 😂😂😂

Episode 14 - We've won the lottery!!!

Happy Monday troops, we're back with another stormer as we chat to Stephanie Heaney, it's the usual collection of random topics as we discuss Stephanie's appearence in Playboy, what we'd do if we won the Euromillions, folk that take splitting the bill to the extreme and much more randomness 😊

Episode 13 - Stephanie Heaney

I hope you're all ready for another episode of daftness for a Monday; we had Jenn in today, who talked us through some crazy dating experiences, Chris told us what he would do in an emergency on a plane, and the key question was, would you say hello to someone's dog? 😂

Episode 12 - Jenn Brawley

Today you finally get to see the guy who is always howling away in the background as Chris and Gary talk nonsense, Producer Paul is in the chair as we chat about his experiences working in Mcdonalds at the Forge and the Virgin Megastore on Buchanan St (what a shop that was !!!!). 
There is some top nostalgia in this one and plenty of over-sharing from Chris as per 😂

Episode 11 - Producer Paul

Another class guest for our 10th episode as we sit down with Mark Dallas, we chat all things from Mark journey from setting up ICW wrestling to being part of the WWE, what he's working on just now and more importantly, does he take his clothes off when he goes to the toilet 😂

Episode 10 - Mark Dallas is in the house!!!

The hopes and dreams of Chris's mum have come true as we got Kenny in for a chat. We had to get some football chat in, but there was a lot of randomness as well, we covered what Kenny's doing now, a little bit on the current situation at Rangers and some very random questions from Chris's numbers game 😂

Episode 9 - It's Kenny Miller!!!

It's just the two of us this week as we have a look back at the episodes we have done so far, answer some of your questions and some unscripted comedy gold in this episode that was outrageous 😂😂😂😂

Episode 8 - A Wee Catch Up

Get ready for another episode of us having a laugh and chatting all manner of randomness with our first female guest Ash Reid who you will probably know better as Mama Reid from the Girls Overheard Podcast. This episode wll 100% cheer up your Monday 😊

Episode 7 - Mama Reid

We're back with a guest almost as funny as Chris and Gary, we have comedian Gary Faulds in the hot seat this week as we discuss birthdays, Gary's recent trip to Iraq, school assemblies, gangs and loads more 😊

Episode 6 - Gary Faulds

How have we reached episode 5 already!!!, get ready for your weekly dose of madness as we discuss TV shows we watched as kids, pranks, games you used to play and accents, we also get to hear from Chris's time working in the bingo 😭

Episode 5 - Bingo Gorgeous

Join us for an episode guaranteed to make you laugh, we have Chris McInnes owner of @lunch and @tophskis for some top chat on high school scran, bad fashion choices, nicknames at school and much more. 

Episode 4 - We have a Guest!!!

Some cracking chat today as we look at pre-holiday rituals, high school psychopaths, scheme footballers and loads more ☺️

Episode 3 - Absolute Randomness

We're back with some of your dating stories and red flags when using dating apps etc, some class chat and feel free to throw your views in on the dating stories covered 🙈

Episode 2 - The Dating Game

We're back for our first official episode and if we say so ourselves, it's a belter as we discuss WWF Wrestling, karaoke songs, teenage pin-ups and more importantly, what's the most random thing we've eaten on a roll, plus loads more 👌

Episode 1 - What sock do you put on first?

Join Chris and Gary for the pilot episode of the Monday Club, we chat about pet hates, conspiracies, holidays growing up and all manner of nonsense 😂