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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Comedians Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome.

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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.

Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.

Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record store dreams, and Joe's rules for approaching the freshly divorced. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 873

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Chapters		00:00:00	-	Intro00:06:49	-	Opening Clip: Microwave Underwear Guy00:17:16	-	Weed, Daily Domino's & Sadboi KFC00:23:26	-	Carb Fights & The New Mexico Chipotle Story00:29:43	-	Madonna, Phil Collins, Iggy Pop, & De-Aging00:39:12	-	Danny Elfman, Linda Perry & Joe's Sitcom Cut Story00:42:48	-	The Asexual Attorney00:48:40	-	Gamer vs. Silly Gamer Clip00:50:24	-	Prison Suitors: Inmate Dating Videos00:58:22	-	The Horny Hotline: Courting Christina01:04:18	-	High Fidelity, You've Got Mail & Record Stores Joe Dreams About01:15:06	-	John The Poet01:17:12	-	What Actually Matters In A Partner According To Joe DeRosa01:30:02	-	More Hotline Calls01:32:51	-	Christina Opens Her DMs01:44:32	-	Christina's TikTok Curations01:53:51	-	Wrap Up




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The Horny Hotline w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 873

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Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time.

Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church.

Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 872

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Chapters  00:00:00 - Intro00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag




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Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872

I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun.

Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works.

They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 871

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Chapters  00:00:00 - Emotional Intro00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors01:39:06 - Christina's Curations02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding02:33:51 - Final Thoughts


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People Changes w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 871

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Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome.

Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome."

Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 870



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:55	-	Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed

00:04:55	-	Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens

00:08:52	-	Matt's Wife Was Philly PD

00:14:33	-	The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People

00:18:27	-	Taser Clips 

00:24:19	-	Trolling Telemarketers 

00:30:51	-	Pastor Manning

00:37:04	-	Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner

00:45:31	-	Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests 

00:47:11	-	Animal Violence 

00:51:54	-	Welcome To USA

00:56:22	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:05:26	-	World Cup

01:12:21	-	Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson
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Let Cops Drink & Drive w/ Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 870

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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.

They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 869



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:00	-	2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses

00:09:25	-	Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam

00:13:16	-	Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney

00:18:39	-	Airtight Poker Night 

00:23:37	-	Helicopter Crashes

00:32:14	-	Pastor Manning

00:37:04	-	Spa & Casting Stories

00:45:58	-	Kinky Unc 

00:50:21	-	Great Wall Of Teeth 

00:53:26	-	Elevator Fart Prank 

00:55:54	-	Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth

01:00:49	-	Public Pranks 

01:07:39	-	Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus 
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Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869

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On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 868



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:16	-	Short Shorts

00:09:48	-	Opening Clip

00:15:42	-	Trippy Dave

00:27:15	-	Kids These Days are Screwed

00:34:51	-	CPAP

00:42:04	-	Pazsitzky Effects

00:45:29	-	Closeted Celebs

00:55:31	-	Christina's Curations

01:06:09	-	Worst Cigs

01:14:08	-	Hidden Toilet Cams

01:22:27	-	Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache
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Tripping For 7 Days Straight w/ Dave Landau | Your Mom's House Ep. 868

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What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo.

Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody.

From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language.

Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused.

Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 867



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:37	-	Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin

00:14:53	-	OnlyFans Sketch

00:17:36	-	Canadian White Trash

00:28:57	-	Lets Help Jenny

00:39:31	-	Love for Hire

00:44:21	-	Swingers Resorts

00:54:30	-	Hairy Canadian Woman

00:59:32	-	Christina's Curations

01:11:53	-	Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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Alec Baldwin DEMANDS His Bag Back w/ Ryan Long | Your Mom's House Ep. 867

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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.



The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.



They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 866



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:26	-	Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt

00:05:14	-	Building Financial Audit From Scratch

00:17:28	-	Opening Clip: Hey Retard 

00:18:53	-	The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops

00:27:35	-	YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions

00:34:16	-	50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories 

00:41:37	-	Mike The Tax Guy 

00:46:37	-	Cool Sales Pitches 

00:47:58	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:50:17	-	General Advice & Fear Of Flying

00:56:26	-	Clip: Leaky Rump 

00:57:32	-	Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor

00:59:11	-	Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls 

01:03:51	-	More YMH Staff Confessions

01:08:41	-	Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate

01:15:51	-	Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka
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Creditmaxxing A Decade Of Debt w/ Caleb Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 866

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What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 865



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:41	-	Stick My Dick In A Fan

00:09:26	-	Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady

00:19:18	-	Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics

00:25:40	-	Sex Worker Confession

00:32:33	-	Clip: Dracula Ass Pool 

00:36:47	-	Airport Bathrooms 

00:42:25	-	How to Dispose of a Body

00:46:22	-	Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD

00:51:53	-	Disney Adults & Disney Diseases

01:03:10	-	Christina's TikTok Curations

01:10:33	-	The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy

01:20:47	-	More TikToks

01:30:56	-	Poser Gimps

01:38:57	-	Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk
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Using Amazon For Body Disposal w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 865

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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!

Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.

Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 864



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:28	-	Where's Tim?

00:07:17	-	Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar

00:08:54	-	Incest Couple Update 

00:21:18	-	Truck Driving School 

00:23:16	-	Favorite Conspiracy 

00:26:38	-	Speaking Of Pdf Files 

00:37:38	-	The New Minnesota Governor 

00:44:14	-	Fun Day 

00:45:51	-	Horny Pool Guy 

00:48:27	-	Get Over It Jennifer

00:50:53	-	Put Your Dick In A Fan 

00:54:51	-	Used Car Baddie 

00:55:54	-	I Want My Fiancé Back

00:57:46	-	Budapest Food

01:00:19	-	Ian McKellen

01:02:28	-	Secret Cave 

01:04:07	-	Yummy Soda

01:07:12	-	Really Cool Haircut 

01:10:11	-	Wrap Up 

01:10:49	-	Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella
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It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864

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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".

Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 863

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:07:31	-	Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door 

00:08:53	-	A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions 

00:21:16	-	Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You?

00:25:42	-	Two Doors Down From A Porn Star

00:31:16	-	Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot

00:36:50	-	Backwoods Brenda

00:40:07	-	Big Forehead Comments

00:45:09	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

00:52:01	-	Mr. Hands

00:58:52	-	Clip: Sparks In Face

00:59:52	-	Adam On Blind Date

01:07:46	-	The Adam Ray Show Teaser

01:11:57	-	Adam & Tom Talk Character Work

01:19:34	-	Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ
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My Day On A P*rn Set w/ Adam Ray | Your Mom's House Ep. 863

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates



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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!



Christina P and Jeremy Corbell  deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is

far from over.



The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 862



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:03	-	David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth

00:06:54	-	Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle?

00:08:26	-	Back To David Grusch

00:15:22	-	Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW?

00:22:25	-	Reverse Engineering Alien Technology

00:31:01	-	Immaculate Constellation Breakdown

00:40:34	-	Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories

00:50:36	-	Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School

01:00:37	-	Jeremy's First Orb Encounter

01:11:54	-	Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them

01:20:58	-	Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening

01:36:19	-	They're Coming 

01:44:40	-	We're All Already Awake

01:56:07	-	Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government

02:02:26	-	Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess
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Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? w/ Jeremy Corbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 862

Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix!

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Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 861

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:36 - Peer Pressure
00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids
00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice
00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It
00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror
00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy
00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me
00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba
00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors
00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction
01:00:51 - Pizza Broad
01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments
01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs
01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics
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Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861

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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.



Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.



They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?",  check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 860



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy 

00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit

00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special

00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations

00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win

00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus

00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)

00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?

01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds

01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious

01:13:19 - Wrap Up

01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses
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Ron Taylor Is Funny AF | Your Mom's House Ep. 860

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.

The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 859



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:36	-	Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood

00:05:04	-	Make School Great Again

00:09:43	-	Clip: High Functioning Retard

00:10:23	-	The Benefits Of Period Blood

00:16:48	-	People Are Getting Dumber

00:20:22	-	Sharon Stone's Portal

00:28:23	-	Plugs & Magic

00:32:52	-	Newly Released UFO Stuff 

00:40:58	-	Power To The People

00:47:21	-	Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo

00:58:16	-	Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids

01:13:04	-	Boca Raton Story & Debunkers

01:19:09	-	Transcending Reality & Meditation

01:28:59	-	Wrap Up

01:34:29	-	Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon
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Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859

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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on  2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 858



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show 

00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids 

00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought 

00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba

00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy

00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments 

00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story

00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out

00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas

00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres 

00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?

00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?

01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards 

01:24:58 - Wrap Up 

01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub
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Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858

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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 857



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:02	-	Take Your Shoes Off 

00:10:13	-	Opening Clip: Having A Wank

00:14:51	-	Mouth Noises

00:21:02	-	Mostly Straight

00:27:43	-	Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences 

00:33:14	-	Dirty Talk

00:37:52	-	Rick's Missed Asian Connection 

00:45:56	-	Animals 

00:50:52	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:53	-	Other Fun Clips 

01:02:25	-	Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women

01:09:21	-	Clip: Cop Tom 

01:11:58	-	Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker

01:16:28	-	Upsetting Parents

01:19:10	-	Wrap Up

01:20:26	-	Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport
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Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857

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Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs.

The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 856

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me
00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls
00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors
00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro
00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish
00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education
00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End
00:59:44 - Golden Shit
01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake
01:15:22 - TikToks
01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth
01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes
01:31:36 - More TikToks
01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc


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Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Your Mom's House Ep. 856

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This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see.

Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways.

Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 855

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person
00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy
00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy
00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout
00:24:08 - Hungry Lion
00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's
00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels
00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors
00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters
00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania
00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans
00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets
01:03:31 - Piledrivers
01:07:12 - Nakedness
01:14:54 - Handshakes
01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition
01:28:56 - When Fans Attack
01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee


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Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 854



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:44	-	Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52	-	Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56	-	Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27	-	A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30	-	Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39	-	Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20	-	International Realtors

00:36:35	-	Safety Larry

00:39:38	-	Mantak Chia

00:45:21	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11	-	Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58	-	Christina's TikToks

01:16:37	-	Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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Tim & Christine Learn About Bimbofication | Your Mom's House Ep. 854

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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.

Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 853



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:02	-	Comedy In Non-Native Tongue

00:11:20	-	America & MMA Fighting

00:19:17	-	Opening Clip: I'll Eat It

00:23:33	-	Foreign Chiropractors

00:28:48	-	Big Word Burger

00:32:34	-	Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits

00:34:13	-	Liver King & Rogan

00:37:42	-	Big Break & YMH Memories

00:41:30	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

00:48:27	-	Brain Injuries

00:58:19	-	What's Happening With The Internet?

01:00:35	-	Kinky Unc

01:04:13	-	Plugging Dates

01:05:44	-	Fat Boy For Life

01:08:37	-	Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler
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Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Your Mom's House Ep. 853

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.



Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 852



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:41	-	Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain

00:03:22	-	Brian Simpson Almost Died

00:11:22	-	Getting To The Hospital

00:22:13	-	The Wacky American Healthcare System

00:33:06	-	New Lease On Life

00:37:40	-	Gay Black Guy Stuff 

00:40:13	-	Horny Granny

00:42:20	-	Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage

00:45:42	-	Dolly Parton's Funbags

00:51:27	-	TikToks

01:04:51	-	The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes 

01:10:41	-	More White People Shit

01:16:46	-	Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"



Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 851



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:11	-	Obama Taliking Black 

00:07:07	-	Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34	-	Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12	-	Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36	-	Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33	-	Clip: Paralympian Tom 

00:21:34	-	RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01	-	They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car 

00:29:48	-	Clip: Public Pooper 

00:30:30	-	Russian Pigeon House 

00:32:13	-	Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18	-	Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10	-	Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49	-	Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58	-	Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06	-	Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33	-	Talking To Yourself & Accents 

01:04:01	-	Master Of Accents

01:11:28	-	Dictators 

01:21:05	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28	-	McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06	-	Very British Discussion 

01:34:06	-	TikToks

01:45:53	-	Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07	-	Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin | Your Mom's House Ep. 851

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.



This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 850



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival 

00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition

00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth

00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House 

00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice

00:33:01 - Kinky Unc

00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs 

00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura

00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady 

00:57:30 - TikToks

01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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Tom Is Home Here Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 850

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This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down.
Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!


Your Mom’s House Ep. 849

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid
00:04:20 - Raising Kids
00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog
00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps
00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car
00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships
00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds
00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips
00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident
00:52:14 - College Frat Boys
00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour
01:00:02 - Christina's Curations
01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom
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Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Your Mom's House Ep. 849

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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods.  Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 848



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:11	-	Tom's Cute Face 

00:07:03	-	Hamster Funeral 

00:16:04	-	Opening Clip: Fart N-Word

00:27:38	-	Period Update

00:28:52	-	[Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files

00:30:52	-	Safety Larry

00:44:34	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:21	-	Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry

00:51:18	-	Fancy Chef Pizza Review

00:55:08	-	Clip: My White Stuff

00:56:07	-	TikToks

01:03:59	-	Wrap Up

01:04:34	-	Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo.  Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.

There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 847



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:24	-	It's Just A Phase

00:08:55	-	Opening Clip: Bottoming University

00:16:15	-	Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults 

00:26:31	-	Clip: Trans New Yorker

00:32:07	-	Pulling Humans 

00:37:26	-	Clip: Old Muscle Guy

00:39:45	-	Dating Dudes

00:44:36	-	Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast

00:46:46	-	Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank 

00:48:05	-	Ian Takes Over The Show 

00:50:38	-	Clip: More Egg Prank

00:54:17	-	Christina's Curations

01:04:35	-	The Real Hunger Games

01:06:28	-	Back To The TikToks

01:12:08	-	Final Thoughts

01:16:14	-	Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt 
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Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 847

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.

Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 846



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries

00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny

00:15:38 - Catching Charges

00:24:45 - Locked Up

00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep

00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal

00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property 

00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument

00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories 

00:55:53 - Openly Freaky

01:04:34 - TikToks

01:20:18 - Wrap Up 

01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Your Mom's House Ep. 846

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a  unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.



Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.



From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.



The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 845



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:25	-	Celebrity Satanists 

00:09:57	-	Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater

00:15:54	-	McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG

00:21:24	-	Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers 

00:31:48	-	Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows

00:40:44	-	RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy 

00:46:11	-	Sex Scenes In Movies

00:48:54	-	Architecture Digest Open Door

00:53:30	-	Uncomfortable Vin Diesel 

00:57:48	-	Grammy Fashion

01:04:49	-	Sal's New Show

01:06:34	-	Christina's Curations

01:16:01	-	Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland
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Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 845

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.



The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 844



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:01	-	Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds

00:16:35	-	Deep Diving Connor's Instagram 

00:26:31	-	Too Old For This Shi

00:32:00	-	Charo's Needs Water 

00:36:19	-	This Guy Is Really Cool 

00:43:13	-	Clip: Chuck The Gay Man

00:44:33	-	YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic 

00:48:18	-	Mike The Accountant 

00:50:56	-	Black Guy Opinion 

00:54:02	-	RIP Whyte Folkz

00:56:37	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:00	-	Indiana Serial Killer 

01:05:22	-	Clip: Laughter Yoga 

01:06:32	-	Clip: Toilet Paper Donut 

01:08:34	-	Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite 
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Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 843



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:32	-	Showing The Boys Terminator 

00:09:59	-	Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

00:17:18	-	Clip: Calling All Throat Goats 

00:20:42	-	Stranded In Paradise 

00:30:04	-	Mike Fedele

00:37:22	-	More Safety Tips With Larry 

00:44:34	-	Clip: Stranger Danger 

00:45:38	-	Clip: Grab Those Testicles 

00:47:37	-	Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

00:50:17	-	Pot Discourse 

00:55:18	-	Field Trip At The Dump 

01:04:13	-	Clip: Trash Talking White Kid 

01:06:43	-	Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador
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We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843

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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.



From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 842



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:50	-	Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

00:08:30	-	Not About That Weed 

00:14:45	-	Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends 

00:20:33	-	Saxophone 

00:26:36	-	Clip: Crazy Church Man 

00:37:35	-	Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

00:48:01	-	Lipshitz Plug 

00:49:36	-	Christina's Curations 

01:03:49	-	Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

01:09:40	-	Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache
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Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842

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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 841



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:11	-	Merry Jeans-mas!

00:06:57	-	Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day 

00:08:57	-	Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal 

00:19:51	-	Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song 

00:20:49	-	Situational Awareness 

00:26:05	-	Chevy Chase 

00:30:15	-	Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies 

00:39:42	-	Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd 

00:46:53	-	Presidents 

00:50:12	-	Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad 

00:56:31	-	The Legacy Of Vacation 

01:03:05	-	Wrap Up 

01:04:41	-	Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown
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Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841

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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).



Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.



Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 840



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Farts & Safety 

00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan 

00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun 

00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt 

00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters 

00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns 

00:43:59 - Madonna

00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene 

00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

01:09:05 - TikToks

01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips 

01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.



From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!



Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 839



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat 

00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect 

00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid 

00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug 

00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession 

00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:49:34 - MMA Domination 

00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election 

00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho 

01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving 

01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack 

01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story 

01:19:38 - TikToks 

01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del
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Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:37	-	Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

00:07:42	-	Tom's New Special

00:11:20	-	Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

00:21:31	-	Thanksgiving Gaycation

00:38:01	-	Stay Safe Out There

00:48:46	-	Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

00:55:05	-	More From FedSmoker Jr

01:01:16	-	Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

01:04:32	-	The Cat Feeder Conundrum

01:07:24	-	Body Fat Percentage

01:18:55	-	Wrap Up

01:19:21	-	Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler
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Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838

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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 837



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:46	-	A Taste Of IT-Ly 

00:05:40	-	Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings 

00:10:55	-	What Type Of Fat Are You?

00:19:51	-	Clip: Rant On Autism 

00:22:26	-	Clip: The Drooling Gambler 

00:29:47	-	Clip: Fat Love 

00:35:53	-	Fat Pets 

00:44:49	-	Clip: Ex Liked My Farts 

00:46:12	-	Fit CEO's 

00:54:51	-	Tommy Lasorda 

00:58:31	-	Clip: Dressed Up 

01:00:57	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:18	-	Indian Hospitals 

01:08:08	-	TikToks 

01:14:09	-	Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze 
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Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 836



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:45	-	A Stinky History Lesson 

00:08:06	-	Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49	-	FedSmoker Jr 

00:20:46	-	A Quick Lipshits Plug 

00:21:46	-	Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady 

00:25:48	-	Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15	-	Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy 

00:38:25	-	Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33	-	Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie 

00:47:28	-	Jennifer Lopez 

00:58:35	-	Clip: Master Of Clits 

01:02:13	-	Clip: Afraid Of Pickles 

01:06:42	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:12:15	-	Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12	-	Wyatt Buhl 

01:18:00	-	Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers 
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FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836

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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap  experiment on FX.

They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?



Your Mom’s House Ep. 835



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:54	-	Wife Swap God Warrior 

00:09:45	-	Opening Clip: No Poop For You

00:12:25	-	Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

00:21:19	-	Race Swap Reality Show

00:28:24	-	Apartheid Museum 

00:31:16	-	Clip: Gas Station Photographer

00:35:17	-	Dad Eyes

00:40:31	-	A New FedSmoker?

00:52:22	-	Crazy American Melts Down On Boat 

00:56:11	-	Christina's Curations

01:08:41	-	Wrap Up

01:09:48	-	Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad 
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Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835

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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 834



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Chapters  

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action 

00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas 

00:14:14 - Florida Trash 

00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds 

00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff 

00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

00:37:48 - Bert 

00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld 

00:47:17 - Pudding Unc 

00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady 

00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater 

01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:22:31 - I'm Ryan 

01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga 

01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog 

01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem 

01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes 

01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer
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A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 833



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:04	-	Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents 

00:10:07	-	Sham From Killarney 

00:17:39	-	Clip: No Neck

00:20:16	-	Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03	-	Mystery Is Back 

00:35:32	-	Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds 

00:41:07	-	Show N Tell 

00:46:35	-	Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18	-	How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16	-	Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42	-	Christine's Turn 

01:19:29	-	Enny Hates This 

01:22:38	-	Birthday Money Trick 

01:27:07	-	Wrap Up 

01:29:23	-	Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 832



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:53	-	Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes 

00:08:26	-	You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16	-	Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game 

00:22:06	-	Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41	-	Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27	-	Chain Smoking Grandparents 

00:40:21	-	Traveling Girls 

00:45:48	-	Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06	-	Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39	-	Big Cheese Guy 

00:58:49	-	Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55	-	Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28	-	Christina's Curations 

01:24:07	-	More TikToks

01:40:45	-	Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin
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Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 831



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:33	-	Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 

00:13:41	-	A History Lesson

00:21:16	-	Boston Gambler 

00:27:20	-	Cool Accountant 

00:33:33	-	Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05	-	Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29	-	DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11	-	The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32	-	Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56	-	Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46	-	TikToks

01:18:09	-	Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz
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Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 830

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes
00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit
00:20:14 - Fartmacy
00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers
00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List
00:46:56 - Napkin Pants
00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru
00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT
01:01:10 - Art Update
01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ
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The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together.
Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show.
Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 829

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick
00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer
00:16:49 - Art Update
00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email
00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass
00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional
00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar
00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa
00:52:16 - Green Room
01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician
01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield
01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer
01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public
01:31:53 - Black Magic
01:35:17 - TikToks
01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice
01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop
01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care
01:55:47 - Wrap Up
01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose


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Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Your Mom's House Ep. 829

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 828



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:48	-	Christina's Art & Cat Breath 

00:04:10	-	Code Switching For Elite Whites 

00:15:57	-	Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39	-	Clip: Fart On Me Freakout 

00:23:28	-	Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56	-	Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48	-	Clip: Presidential Candidate 

00:32:36	-	Full Figured Woman 

00:36:38	-	Napkin Pants 

00:38:49	-	Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27	-	Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24	-	Gender Traitor 

01:40:45	-	Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans
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A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Your Mom's House Ep. 828

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 827



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:26	-	Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions 

00:05:38	-	Christina's New Art

00:16:45	-	Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45	-	Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57	-	Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50	-	Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13	-	Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58	-	Carrot Top

00:45:20	-	The Prop Process

00:54:33	-	Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26	-	Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14	-	Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27	-	Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05	-	Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor 

01:25:52	-	Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53	-	TikToks

01:44:48	-	Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03	-	Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix
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Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk  | Your Mom's House Ep. 827

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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom  also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 826



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:00:40	-	Two Cincinnati Kids 

00:09:00	-	Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34	-	White Audiences Vs Black Audiences 

00:25:46	-	Opening Clip: I'm Ryan 

00:27:13	-	Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23	-	Working With Comedy Legends 

00:36:05	-	Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41	-	Tom Or Black?

00:46:20	-	Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30	-	Randy Moss

00:54:23	-	The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46	-	Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37	-	Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel
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The Cheat Code For Black Comedy w/ Gary Owen | Your Mom's House Ep. 826

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

Guest SubmissionsChris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcAStavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisYSteve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAgDr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2AAndrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbIRyan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8PsJohnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLADuncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQSteph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdgMark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-cJosh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10ykArmie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

Mommy SubmissionsDaniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaEDouglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGcKaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hkBobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:06	-	Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57	-	Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11	-	Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04	-	Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24	-	Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12	-	Mommy Daniel -  Pouncey Twins

00:27:46	-	Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20	-	Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59	-	Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05	-	Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50	-	Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54	-	Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33	-	Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44	-	Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20	-	Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53	-	Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32	-	Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39	-	Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song
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Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep. 825

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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:01:11	-	Let The Conversation Begin 

00:04:08	-	Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?

00:05:43	-	Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina 

00:07:15	-	Photos Of Pinhead 

00:14:17	-	Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards 

00:20:35	-	Basic Questions 

00:23:19	-	Clive Barker

00:31:27	-	Behind The Mask

00:38:06	-	Hellraiser 

00:46:20	-	The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names 

00:55:41	-	Hellbound & Horny 

01:03:41	-	Master Of Accents 

01:14:02	-	Arsenal Fans & Doug Bradley's YouTube Page 

01:21:14	-	Mommy's New Boobs 

01:27:08	-	Closing Song - "Feel The Pain" by Mark Price 
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Hellraiser Or Hilarious w/ Doug Bradley (Pinhead) | Your Mom's House Ep. 824

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 823



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:17	-	Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich

00:08:04	-	The Return Of The Fart Mic

00:13:45	-	Ron White's Cruise From Hell 

00:24:03	-	Paris Sex Swings 

00:31:54	-	Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist 

00:33:05	-	Common Law Marriage 

00:41:43	-	Clip: Exploding Mom

00:42:56	-	Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair 

00:44:26	-	Clip: Fatso Mechanic 

00:46:12	-	Clip: Cool Karate

00:48:24	-	Clip: Energy Sex 

00:51:37	-	Cracker Barrel Ambassador 

00:57:20	-	Sons & Fathers 

01:01:56	-	Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom 

01:08:16	-	Wrap Up

01:12:12	-	Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass
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The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823

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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:54	-	Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14	-	Celebrating Women And Cults 

00:17:31	-	Scientology 

00:27:21	-	Morning Talk Shows 

00:31:30	-	A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07	-	Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51	-	George Washington's Baby Batter 

00:52:56	-	Palette Cleanser

00:55:22	-	Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35	-	The Macrons Vs Candace Owens 

01:11:44	-	Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45	-	Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:02	-	Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full 

00:18:24	-	Muy Mucha Charo Teaser

00:21:37	-	Does Charo Like Austin?

00:29:39	-	Farts & Charo Bribes 

00:37:54	-	Charo's Psych Evaluation Results 

00:49:05	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:57:05	-	Crazies Behind The Wheel 

01:02:21	-	Clip: Robot Companion 

01:04:44	-	Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts 

01:15:49	-	Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes 
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Charo Returns… And She's Got A New Show! | Your Mom's House Ep. 821

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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.



Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:08:51	-	Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:23:11	-	Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny 

00:31:05	-	Lena Dunham

00:37:05	-	Clip: Bottled Farts

00:39:49	-	Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses 

00:48:28	-	The Cosby Problem

00:59:22	-	Woody Allen & Roman Polanski

01:13:33	-	Drunk News Anchor

01:17:23	-	Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy

01:26:27	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:30:47	-	Joey Roses Sandwiches

01:40:30	-	Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers
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Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 820

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.



Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 819



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:13	-	Mom & Dad Updates

00:13:13	-	Opening Clip: Angry Dad 

00:19:42	-	Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show

00:23:05	-	Dan Pena

00:32:49	-	Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter 

00:38:06	-	Christina Saw "Sinners"

00:46:26	-	The Doctor Is In

00:53:24	-	Who's Doing Ok?

01:01:02	-	Mid Tier Crazies 

01:10:55	-	Top 3 Psychos 

01:27:31	-	The Biggest Studio Psycho 

01:38:35	-	Mentally Ill Main Mommies

01:53:35	-	The Other Normies

01:57:24	-	Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake
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This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes.

Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 818

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked
00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies 
00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship 
00:25:30 - What's Your Sign?
00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler 
00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment
00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy 
00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious 
01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads 
01:08:41 - Will Smith 
01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts 
01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.

The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 817



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:05	-	Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass

00:08:11	-	Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight 

00:20:25	-	Adrien Brody 

00:24:54	-	Goth Basketball Player 

00:27:53	-	Gay Stuff For Enny 

00:32:25	-	Clip: Parasites In Your P

00:35:02	-	Gym Farts 

00:40:24	-	Who's More Mentally Ill?

00:45:32	-	Movies

00:49:23	-	Tommy F-Stop 

00:57:20	-	Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off 

01:02:51	-	Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad 
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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves.

Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 816

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment 
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants"
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It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners",  and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:06:12	-	Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 

00:10:40	-	The Horny Cowboy 

00:18:27	-	Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 

00:21:38	-	More Gay Stuff 

00:28:16	-	Sinners 

00:37:13	-	Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 

00:49:33	-	What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 

00:53:27	-	Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 

00:58:44	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:51	-	Pouch Leggings 

01:10:31	-	Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 

01:14:17	-	TikToks 

01:19:37	-	Red Lobster 

01:24:30	-	Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg 
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:36	-	Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler 

00:14:49	-	Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty 

00:17:49	-	Steph's Familiar Boyfriend 

00:19:54	-	US Citizenship Test 

00:23:31	-	Norm's Poutine 

00:26:47	-	Clip: Break It

00:27:30	-	Clip: Norm's Cups 

00:29:59	-	Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping 

00:33:08	-	AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51	-	Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50	-	Call With Tony Johns 

01:02:49	-	All Bricked Up

01:05:54	-	Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart 

01:09:07	-	Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army 

01:11:44	-	Clip: Meghan The Narcissist 

01:13:17	-	Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58	-	Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04	-	Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal 

01:19:23	-	Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19	-	Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B
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Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:00	-	Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops 

00:09:53	-	Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25	-	Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49	-	King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03	-	Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame 

00:34:04	-	Prince Stories 

00:38:03	-	Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic 

00:40:39	-	Clip: Hot Firefighters 

00:41:42	-	Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay 

00:45:29	-	Sinners & Mission: Impossible 

00:48:38	-	Clip: Crush Daddy 

00:49:28	-	Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14	-	The French President Slap

00:58:13	-	Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh
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Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 812

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:42	-	Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05	-	Norm Summerton Update 

00:17:41	-	Gay Stuff 

00:23:50	-	Scammed By Keanu 

00:28:02	-	Hassling Denzel At Cannes 

00:31:55	-	Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 

00:33:17	-	Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 

00:40:20	-	Comedy Broads 

00:47:57	-	Dealing With Trauma 

00:53:47	-	Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50	-	Please Like Me

01:04:33	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59	-	Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 

01:11:36	-	Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 

01:13:52	-	A Pish Break & A Fart 

01:18:16	-	Christina's Curations 

01:37:39	-	Wrap Up 

01:39:11	-	Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits
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Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.

Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:07:15	-	Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 

00:14:57	-	A Pazsitzky Effect 

00:20:39	-	Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials

00:29:46	-	Tony Johns Update 

00:33:01	-	Algorithms

00:35:40	-	Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 

00:43:24	-	High School 

00:48:15	-	The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 

00:51:30	-	Reunions & Tourist Stuff 

01:00:07	-	Gimp Comeback 

01:05:42	-	Special Delivery From Amazon 

01:09:18	-	Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 

01:18:56	-	Christina's Curations 

01:32:31	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:35:15	-	Blood Suckers 

01:39:22	-	North Korean Hotel Room 

01:43:52	-	Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right.

Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it’s like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP’s lipstick is still poppin’!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 810

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions
00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie
00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 
00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead
00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 
00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused
00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best
00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry’s Dance Moves 
00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes
00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia’s Good Life 
00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling
01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway
01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 
01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio
01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks
01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does
01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope
01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls
01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift
01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection
01:47:29 - Wrap Up
01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond
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Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name.  Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 809

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:02:00	-	Fergie's Greatest Hits 

00:05:56	-	Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting 

00:08:17	-	Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy 

00:09:32	-	Opening Clip: Bed Flip 

00:14:45	-	Tony Johns Is Locked Up

00:22:46	-	Mother Tongue 

00:31:18	-	The Cool Guy Who Got Away 

00:42:38	-	Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff 

00:45:37	-	Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets 

00:54:05	-	Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

00:54:50	-	A New Challenge 

00:59:07	-	Enny Thoughts 

01:03:46	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:06:54	-	Vietnamese Hair Salon 

01:11:08	-	Dates 

01:12:51	-	Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg 
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White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up!

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:02:54	-	Fantasy Island 

00:09:49	-	Opening Clip: WHAT?!

00:14:50	-	Tony Johns + RPC Collab?

00:29:33	-	YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere 

00:35:46	-	Lipstick Plug & Greased Up

00:37:55	-	Mick Jagger Got Married 

00:42:19	-	Taking Care Of Yourself 

00:48:22	-	Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy

00:49:32	-	Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star 

00:53:25	-	Adult Beverages

01:01:47	-	Christina's Curations 

01:15:09	-	Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK
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Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."
We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 807

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:10	-	Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun
00:08:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:10:52	-	Clip: 8 Head 
00:12:23	-	Big Word Blunder 
00:19:17	-	Clip: YMH Muppets 
00:22:03	-	Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 
00:25:29	-	More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 
00:30:56	-	Clip: Baseball Sock
00:37:55	-	Clip: Neck Veins 
00:39:42	-	Broads In Space 
00:42:28	-	Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 
00:49:13	-	Little Person Jokes
00:58:21	-	Snow White & Tiptoes
01:05:55	-	Try It Out 
01:09:18	-	A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump
01:18:29	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:25:51	-	TikToks
01:34:08	-	Shame
01:40:36	-	Wrap Up
01:41:47	-	Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER
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Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.
We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 806

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:00	-	Happy Smurfday
00:08:47	-	Opening Clip: Brolapse
00:18:24	-	Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream
00:24:51	-	Tony Johns Update
00:30:50	-	Straight From The Worker's Mouth 
00:40:51	-	Mother's Day Lipstick Plug 
00:41:19	-	Clip: Different Level Woman
00:45:13	-	Clip: Shopping For Cuties 
00:47:44	-	Nudist or Environmentalist?
00:52:11	-	Enny's Inner Thoughts 
00:59:17	-	Christina's Curations
01:09:58	-	Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts 
01:11:15	-	Clip: Masked Amigo 
01:13:48	-	Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel 
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.
Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine)  and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.
Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.
Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:15	-	Tina's Colonoscopy 
00:06:39	-	Disgusting Habits
00:13:10	-	Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:22:01	-	Clip: Smelly Flatulence
00:26:36	-	RPC: Rebooted
00:36:03	-	Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults
00:42:43	-	Tony Johns 
00:47:53	-	Clip: Soft Security 
00:49:07	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:00	-	Spring Jackets
00:59:56	-	The Alaskan Avenger
01:04:49	-	Clip: Precious Man-Baby
01:08:01	-	Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary
01:09:50	-	Tour Dates
01:10:44	-	Glove Actually
01:13:33	-	Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot
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Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 804

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:52	-	UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 
00:07:20	-	Madison Square Garden
00:13:36	-	European Public Toilets 
00:15:57	-	Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield
00:23:26	-	Fat Flight Attendants
00:29:59	-	Those Damn Baldwins 
00:37:50	-	Schizo Evelyn Montage 
00:40:18	-	Clip: Family Cloth
00:41:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:44:20	-	The Life & Times Of Tony Johns
01:01:32	-	Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 
01:09:12	-	More Wild & Crazy Stories 
01:16:47	-	Making Dreams Come True 
01:21:33	-	Clip: Cone To The Face 
01:22:09	-	Clip: Dumb Push-ups
01:22:38	-	Clip: Well Done Ribs
01:23:12	-	Cool Guy Collabs
01:24:56	-	Shitty Wedding Speech
01:33:38	-	Wrap Up
01:35:30	-	Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson
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A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.
Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:48	-	Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 
00:07:39	-	Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?
00:08:50	-	Clip: Fancy Trainer 
00:10:43	-	Clip: Fired A Client 
00:12:01	-	Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane
00:24:23	-	Hilaria Baldwin 
00:34:18	-	Bryan Johnson Won't Die 
00:43:03	-	Anti-Aging Secrets
00:48:58	-	Clip: Urine Therapy 
00:51:28	-	The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland
00:56:57	-	Diet & Olive Oil 
01:06:23	-	Hyperbaric Chambers 
01:12:28	-	Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 
01:18:24	-	Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 
01:19:55	-	Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 
01:24:00	-	Shockwaving Peeners 
01:27:53	-	Bryan's Personal Life 
01:33:26	-	Cool Rich Guy Stuff
01:40:04	-	Dying Is Dumb 
01:50:14	-	Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach 
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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban.
Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries.

The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet.

Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:29	-	YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped
00:10:19	-	Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard
00:17:15	-	Heavy Reactions
00:21:07	-	Deep Diving The Opening Clip
00:24:52	-	Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer
00:28:33	-	Christina P Trashes Meghan M 
00:42:48	-	Clip: Decent Footjob Review 
00:44:49	-	Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo
00:45:39	-	Charles Manson
00:53:56	-	Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic
01:00:42	-	Secret Rich Guy Stuff
01:08:31	-	How To Win At The Sport Of Business 
01:14:51	-	Dumb Shark Tank Pitches
01:22:33	-	Putting Your Kids On The Right Path
01:28:22	-	Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates
01:34:31	-	AI & The Future Of Podcasts
01:43:01	-	Changing The Game
01:47:45	-	Mark Cuban's Favorite Things
01:55:47	-	Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money
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Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Your Mom's House Ep. 802

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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!
Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.
Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 801

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:00	-	Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate
00:00:00	-	YMH LIVE X
00:00:00	-	Chicago
00:00:00	-	Christina's Hot Black Dream
00:00:00	-	Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 
00:00:00	-	The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant
00:00:00	-	50 Year Old Loser 
00:00:00	-	Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 
00:00:00	-	Tom & Christina's Kids
00:00:00	-	Comedic Scene Shifts
00:00:00	-	TradWife Trend 
00:00:00	-	Dad Things
00:00:00	-	American Stand Up & Storytelling
00:00:00	-	White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors
00:00:00	-	Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories
00:00:00	-	Temptation Island Spain
00:00:00	-	Aaron The Plumber Fights People
00:00:00	-	Sam's Tailor
00:00:00	-	Wrap Up
00:00:00	-	Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801

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On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 800

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review 
00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things
00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny
00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine
00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith
00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell
00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby
00:50:28 - Fart Gate
00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell
01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens
01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up
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The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800

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Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.

Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 799

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:03	-	Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads
00:15:41	-	Opening Clip: Big Word, What?
00:21:16	-	YMH LIVE X
00:24:57	-	More 'Appy Burfdays
00:30:51	-	Puff Daddy Doc
00:37:14	-	Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright
00:39:21	-	Comedy Show Fails
00:49:12	-	Tour Dates & OnlyFans
00:53:09	-	Clip: Dad Pranks
00:56:09	-	Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband
00:58:22	-	Clip: Morning Rub 
01:00:03	-	My Husbands Not Gay
01:06:05	-	Clip: Pissfluencers 
01:06:50	-	Back To The Gay Husband Show
01:10:52	-	Too Fat For Waymo
01:15:19	-	Hit And Run
01:21:34	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:29:23	-	Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul
01:30:40	-	Clip: Down For Some Me Time
01:31:24	-	Clip: Fart Hard
01:32:21	-	Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner 
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YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799

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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not?  We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 798

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:45	-	Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts
00:08:49	-	Try It Out Tommy 
00:17:14	-	Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 
00:21:10	-	Clip: Whistling The Hits 
00:24:12	-	Clip: Bert Kershire 
00:27:11	-	Clip: Danger Farts
00:30:40	-	Clip: Trust Black Women
00:32:44	-	Clip: BIPOC Anthem 
00:35:16	-	Clip: Charo Disney Employee 
00:36:13	-	The Service Industry 
00:43:59	-	Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 
00:58:35	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
01:01:54	-	Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat
01:02:26	-	Goth Tom 
01:04:35	-	Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down
01:06:08	-	Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 
01:14:46	-	Clip: Eye Witness News
01:17:08	-	Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist?
01:19:28	-	Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk
01:23:33	-	A Message To Candace Owens 
01:30:44	-	Some TikToks
01:34:30	-	Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 797

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:30	-	Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler
00:07:26	-	Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 
00:15:02	-	The World's Greatest Whistler 
00:21:28	-	Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 
00:23:13	-	Clip: No Soy Boys
00:23:49	-	This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'
00:29:26	-	This Is The Tom Green Segment 
00:36:55	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
00:44:40	-	Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order
00:50:24	-	Clip: Karen Getting Arrested
00:52:54	-	TikToks
00:57:59	-	A Normal Life
01:11:23	-	Clip: A Barrel Roll 
01:14:20	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:17:31	-	Garth Brooks
01:22:34	-	Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer
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Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

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Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 796

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Chapter Markers		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:13	-	Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 
00:05:49	-	Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It
00:13:09	-	Christina Makes A Great Point 
00:15:57	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 
00:19:32	-	Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 
00:26:43	-	Clip: BIPOC Anthem 
00:30:43	-	William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 
00:34:32	-	Clip: Norm Summerton
00:35:28	-	Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong
00:36:31	-	The Romani People 
00:43:10	-	Gauntlet Of Puke
00:53:23	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:58:02	-	Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 
00:58:58	-	Clip: Flossing Nurse
01:01:01	-	Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix
01:02:41	-	TikToks
01:16:04	-	Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer
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Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.
Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 795

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Chapter Markers		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:34	-	Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips
00:05:26	-	What's Your Protocol?
00:08:13	-	Unc Shine Is Consistent 
00:13:41	-	RPC 
00:16:29	-	Recapping Charo's Visit 
00:19:40	-	The Choke But In Tattoo Form 
00:22:37	-	Clip: Kevin Samuels 
00:26:02	-	Jim Norton Can't Save You
00:31:38	-	The Royal "We"
00:37:04	-	Married To A Trans Woman
00:41:41	-	The Future Of Human Sexuality?
00:45:12	-	Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 
00:48:44	-	Cancel Culture 
00:54:07	-	Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats 
00:57:00	-	Vandalism Is Funny 
01:02:52	-	Brendan Walsh
01:07:45	-	Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 
01:11:56	-	The Best Of The Best
01:17:47	-	Classic Comedies 
01:22:15	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 
01:29:30	-	Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender
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The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 794

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Chapters
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:04	-	Charo Is In The House 
00:03:27	-	Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear
00:06:02	-	Vacation Star 
00:15:57	-	CharOFans
00:26:21	-	Clip: Thumbs Way Up
00:31:20	-	Clip: Piss Nuke
00:32:36	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:36:25	-	Ad Break
00:41:12	-	Notting Hill
00:47:05	-	Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal
00:48:29	-	Clip: Hazing
00:49:34	-	LA Wildfires
00:53:43	-	Clip: Feeling Good Forever 
00:56:14	-	Squirrels
01:00:35	-	Bridge & Facial Enhancements 
01:05:33	-	Clip: Dancing Sloppers 
01:07:32	-	Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank
01:17:49	-	Extremely Serious 
01:25:31	-	Time To Clean Up The Act
01:31:19	-	TikToks
01:38:10	-	Classic Charo Voice Clips 
01:48:40	-	Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield
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Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.

Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades,  including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 793

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch 
00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk 
00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?
00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men
00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist 
00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus
00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes
00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar 
00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t
00:34:50 - Fun With Accents
00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime 
00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF
00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder 
00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating 
01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers 
01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione 
01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer 
01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr 
01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story 
01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires 
01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill
02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793

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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.
Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 792

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Chapter Markers		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:34	-	Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man
00:07:10	-	Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick 
00:14:26	-	Christina's Latest Creation 
00:17:49	-	The Mommies Want A Charo OF
00:22:22	-	Clip: Russian Fart Streamer 
00:22:52	-	Fancy Chef Update 
00:31:12	-	Clip: Drive-Thru Prank
00:35:33	-	Petting Zoo Story
00:40:14	-	Clip: White Big Word
00:48:04	-	Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli 
00:53:45	-	New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States 
01:02:41	-	Clip: All Terrain Accident
01:03:13	-	Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks
01:10:50	-	Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya
01:11:42	-	Crazy Japanese Game Shows 
01:14:17	-	Clip: Splits Machine
01:14:43	-	Mr. Hands
01:22:45	-	Clip: BMX Hard Landing
01:23:55	-	Showing Sam The Opening Clip
01:26:28	-	Would You Rather?
01:32:20	-	Clip: Loving Couple
01:33:53	-	Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792

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Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. 

Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 791

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Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment.  Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.

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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 789

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Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!

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Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788

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Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.

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OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open.

Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones.

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Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 785

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What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here.

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A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by doctor mommy himself, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Tim and Christine reminiscence about Drew's RPC trip, discuss male deviancy, and bring up a question about heavy meth users. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a really cool guy with dirty dentures that has a lot of fun opinions on his Instagram. The trio also talk about funcles, Rogues, socializing, doing fun things with sledgehammers, lower lip loving, and Drew finally gives his analysis on one Fancy Chef. Drew also checks out some Toks, Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some classic videos from the Heavy Segment. Check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 783

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Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco! They reminisce about the first time meeting each other and recall a comedy tour in South Africa. Tim and Christine talk to Sebastian about the importance of friendships, social media presences, and why the documentary Grizzly Man is important to their marriage. The trio also discuss proper upbringings, touring nightmares, before getting into some TikToks, RPC videos, and some talented rub artists!

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Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are still basking in the fabulous glow of Fancy Chef's recent visit! They recap how the day went and feel so appreciative of everyone here at Studio Jeans that helped pull it off. Tom next opens the show with a clip of an overeager lower lip lover, which leads to a conversation about public displays of camel toe making a comeback. They also check out a clip of some little league aggression, some touchless tantric massaging, and read an email about a fat methhead.

Tim and Christine are then joined by former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer, Kendall Toole! Tom is a big fan of hers and the reasons couldn't be more obvious. Kendall shares her journey through life and proves that hotness doesn't mean you're immune to adversity or mental health issues. Kendall had to grind, much like the wheels on a spin class bike, to get the life  and physique she shows off today. The trio also talk about the Double Soul Shaman, the fat shaming honesty people from foreign countries have, plus Kendall reacts to some classic cool guy clips and experiences Christina's TikTok curations. Now get back on the bike, pig!

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Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781

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Tom and Christina are joined by the one and only fabulous Fancy Chef! Before Chef lights the fires, Tim and Christine open the show talking about some tit cancer treatments and some hot survivors of this not so hot disease. They then open the show with a clip of Fancy Chef announcing his intentions to make his way to Texas! Tom also shows off some great finds including a really cool lady talking in the tub and the YMH staff details the elaborate process of booking Fancy Chef for the show.

Fancy Chef makes his anticipated entrance and joins the Main Mommies to talk about his life, kitchen experiences, and how fancy Fancy Chef really is. After chatting with Tim and Christine, Chef gets going with crafting a complete 5 course meal live in YMH Studios! While Chef cooks each dish, Tom and Christina continue chatting about some cool gals, the Menendez brothers, their favorite dining spots, and Josh Potter's eating habits. Chef eventually gets cooking and serves dinner before sitting down with Tom and Christina one last time to express his gratitude for sharing his food with them. Hope you're hungry, because this is a wild, not to be missed episode for sure!

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The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 780

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler!

Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging.

Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out!

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Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Corey Taylor of Slipknot!

Mommy Christina makes her return to the show after her short hiatus getting Oasis back together! Christina is so glad to be back she even cries some happy tears, she brings us all up to speed about what she's been up to and how she's been feeling. Tommy Buns opens the show with a clip of a guy with some cool advice, which leads to Christina criticizing the inclusivity of the show Bridgerton. This TV gripe inspires Tom to share his own, true crime documentaries focus too much on the victims. Tom also brings Christina up to speed with Fancy Chef and even gets him on the phone to book him for YMH. The main mommies also dive deeper into Oasis, washcloths, a new heir to Fedsmoker's crown, and some cool clips of hole care and chiropractic magic.

Corey Taylor then joins the show to talk about Slipknot's (the album) 25th anniversary, Iowa, and how the band has sustained after all these years. Tom and Christina also get Corey's thoughts on Oasis getting back together, Perry Farrell fighting Dave Navarro, and Dave Grohl's shocking baby momma drama. Corey also checks out some Horrible or Hilarious clips and also indulges in some of Christina's TikTok curations. This is a really HIGH and TIGHT episode!

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Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and advice champ, Brian Simpson!

Tommy Bunz and Baby Face Brian have a lot to talk about this week, as Tina is suspiciously silent once again. Tom opens the show with a clip of some women on a retreat screaming and yelling about something. Not sure what, I wasn't really paying attention. After that they check out some clips of other white women doing white women stuff, one of which is excited about some black singers and the other who does not match the voice she speaks with. Next, Tom introduces Brian to his latest obsession, a content creator who goes by many names, but we will refer to him simply as Fancy Chef! Fancy Chef really needs to be seen to believed, not even joking. I mean, it has to be a bit, right? Chime on how legitimate you think this is below. Tom and Brian also get into some emails and Brian dishes out some solid advice for the concerned listeners. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some clips of really cool guys doing really cool stuff, do some master of accents, and much more! This one feels like a real classic YMH, so try it out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 777

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Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Greg Fitzsimmons!

Tom and Greg speculate who's got the biggest piece of hardware in the comedy world, a discussion that renders Christina speechless! Tom and Greg also talk about how to make touring more fun, the aspects of British comedy that cannot be copied for American audiences, and keeping fresh by watching younger comics. They also talk about getting residual checks for bit parts, the best comedy towns, the Friars Club, shooting some serious rope, sleeping with siblings friends, and Greg shares an intimate story about getting milk from the source.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 776

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