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Proper Rank Podcast

A comedy podcast with Brennan Reece and Danny Mcloughlin

Join Brennan and Danny every Tuesday for the podcast that ranks things properly

THE AL FRESCO SUMMER SESSIONS - EPISODE 7 - THE SCREENROT PODCAST

THE AL FRESCO SUMMER SESSIONS - EPISODE 5 - ELLIOT STEEL

THE AL FRESCO SUMMER SESSIONS - EPISODE 3 - ROB ROUSE

THE AL FRESCO SUMMER SESSIONS - EPISODE 1 - SANDRO FORD

#71 GREATEST DOUBLE ACTS

#70 RANKING THE MONTHS WITH JUSTIN MOOREHOUSE

#69 GREATEST PLAYGROUND GAMES WITH KYLE LEGACY

#68 WORST PAINS EVER WITH MAX SMITH

#67 BEST ALCOHOLIC DRINKS WITH KYLE LEGACY

#66 WHITE PEOPLE STEREOTYPES WITH FAIZAN SHAH

#65 - GREATEST ZOO ANIMALS WITH RUDY MCLOUGHLIN

Just one more podcaaaast, give it to me. I’m on holiday, in itallly” Danny’s in Milan home of the cornetto (probs Venice, actually probs Acton in London) so he’s got his mate Liam in to rank the things found in an ice cream freezer. No whippy!

#64 BEST ICE LOLLIES WITH LIAM ALEXANDER

“We’ve done more podcasts than you’ve had cold dinners” sounds weird doesn’t it. But cold food does not get enough credit. Kimmy Kaiy joins Danny to rank the best cold foods.

#63 GREATEST COLD FOODS WITH KIMMI KAIY

#62 WORST DROP OFFS WITH FREDDY QUINNE

#61 GREATEST BIG BROTHER CONTESTANTS WITH HAYLEY ELLIS

This week Danny is joined by Rachel Fairburn to rank the best ever Oasis songs.

#60 BEST OASIS SONGS WITH RACHEL FAIRBURN

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#59 GREATEST MYTHICAL CREATURES WITH RUDY MCLOUGHLIN

#58 GREATEST UK SERVICE SATIONS WITH JUSTIN MOORHOUSE

#57 JAMIE HUTCHINSON'S GREATEST EASTENDERS CHARACTERS

#56 BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT MENU ITEM WITH FAIZAN SHAH

“I’d rather have a listen of proper rank pod” good morning and welcome to the best way to start every day. A big bowl of proper rank podcast Drenched in ice cold milk.
Join d and b as the rank the top 5 cereal. Laugh Cackle and Pod. Join us over on Proper Rank Plus for weekly exclusive content, early access to these episodes and so much more

#55 THE BEST BREAKFAST CEREALS EVER

Hey listeners, we love you, and nothing could stop us loving you, except something really trivial and pointless that we didn’t think we didn’t like but now you’ve done it realise that we can never really look at you the same again. What do you mean you can’t believe it and you’re heartbroken, well you shouldn’t have sneezed. This week Brennan and Danny break down the ICKS
 

#54 WORST ICKS EVER

And the winner is… you for listening the best podcast in the world with the best comedians and the best people and it’s the best time of the year for all the best films so we’re listing the best best films.
 
Brennan and Danny rank all the previous winners of the Academy Awards Best Picture category. Tell us which films we missed.

#53 GREATEST BEST PICTURE AT THE OSCARS

Sorry for the delay on the Spotify upload.
 
Normally we do a witty little description about what we rate but this week we’re literally doin the rooms in a house. What more is to be said. Brennan an Danny discuss the best rooms in a house. Get involved

#52 BEST ROOMS IN THE HOUSE

Brennan and Danny rank the most pointless sports in the world.

#51 MOST POINTLESS SPORTS

PRP Is 50 not out *Raises bat in the air.
To mark the half century Danny and Brennan are doing a mail bag. Join them as they answer your questions.

#50 ASK US ANYTHING

Go go go go Brennan it’s your birthday. Wanna know who else cool shares your birthday, does John Winthrop the younger share your birthday, let’s find out who’s the greatest on your birthday”
 
Join birthday Brennan and Danny as we find out who the best person is born on feb12

#49 BRENNAN'S BIG BIRTHDAY

Let me say, without any hope or agenda, just because it’s pod day
(And on pod day, you tell the truth)
To me, this podcast is perfect
I’m just a podcast, standing in front of a list, wondering what the greatest rom com of all time is.
 
Join Danny and Brennan as they make a list trying to find the best rom coms off all time.
 

#48 BESTEST ROM COMS

Yum yum it’s dinner time, it’s cold and raining and I want to feel comforted, what food should I eat? Comfort food obvs.
Join Brennan and Danny and they rank the greatest ever comfort foods

#47 BEST EVER COMFORT FOODS

Action!! Are these people actually good, or just better than everyone their ages who can’t do multiplication or tie their laces?
Join Brennan and Danny and they find the greatest ever child actors.
 
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#46 GREATEST CHILD ACTORS

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The good the fad and the ugly, whether it be putting your head in a bin of ice or your ballsack into a hamsters cage to keep your scrote young we can all agree fads are rubbish, but let’s find out how rubbish.
 
Join Danny and Brennan as they count down the worst health fads that there ever was.

#45 WORST HEALTH FADS

We all know that proper rank plus is the best subscription you can have (as little as £3 per month, link in bio) but what are the other best ways to waste money monthly?
 
Join Brennan and Danny as they discuss and try to rank the best tv subscription services. Are you still listening? Press any button to continue

#44 BEST SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES

New year new pod? No new year same absolutely dead good pod.
 
This week Brennan and Danny rank the worst New Year’s resolutions.
 
Come and do Proper Rankuary with us

#42 WORST NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

#42 PERSON OF THE YEAR

A Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza Hut.
 
NONE OF THESE ARE ON THIS LIST AND IF THEYRE ON YOURS, YOURE WEIRD.
 
Join Brennan and Danny as they talk turkey and rank the best items on a Christmas dinner

#41 BEST CHRISTMAS DINNER

This week, that SB’s are ranking the worst Christmas traditions.
Not the wholesome ones. Not the ones your nan loves. The ones that make you sigh, check the time, and quietly consider faking a phone call.
From forced fun and awkward rituals to things we all pretend we enjoy once a year, we’re putting Christmas under the microscope and asking… does this tradition actually spark joy, or are we just too polite to cancel it?
Plus Proper Rank Plus is going LIVE!!!

#40 WORST CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS

It’s Chriiiiistmas!!! Last Christmas, we didn’t have a pod but this year. Stop the cavalry and step into podcasts. All you want for Christmas is to join Danny and Brennan as they rank the greatest ever Christmas songs. Get involved. Don’t be a scumbag a maggot actually just be you it’s 2025 innit

#39 Best Ever Christmas Songs

This isn't any podcast, It's a silly, joke infused audio and visual broadcast brought to you by two of the great British comedians with decades of experience. Every gag carefully considered, every silly pun exactly where it should be. This isn't just any podcast, it's a Proper Rank Podcast.
 
It's UK supermarkets today, worst to best. Hear the difference.
 
Like, subscribe and all that. Every little helps.

#38 BEST UK SUPERMARKETS

La la la la la la la Gettin wiggy with it. Whether it's short back and snides or a number 2 that's number 2 some bad trims needs putting in a list.
 
Join Brennan and Danny as they discuss some of the worst haircuts ever and finally get to the bottom of a flat top.

#37 WORST HAIRCUTS

The bad boys of Britain are back...well, kinda! The Salmon Boys are ranking the worst Brits around. But who will be crowned the prize bell? 
 
Stick your lists underneath and make sure to hit that thumb button.
 
Big Love. The SB's x

#36 GREAT BRITISH BADDIES

It's Danny's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than have a big old rank in front of you!

This week we are ranking his fellow birthday boys and girldems! So anyone that was born on November 6th... who did we miss? Who should be number 1? Comment below you little rank stains!!!

#35 DANNY MAC'S BIRTHDAY CHUMS

Look, There's only four, we know what they are, but we really need to know what order they go in.
 
Brennan and Danny finally get to the bottom of what is the greatest season of the year
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#34 THE GREATEST SEASONS

Trick or Treat, suck my feet, give us something nice to pod about.
 
Spooky szn concludes with the best thing about Halloween. SWEETS!
Join Brennan and Danny as they rank the best sweets.
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#33 SWEETS

One for sorrow episode 32 for joy!
 
Slap your hands and salute Brennan and Danny as they bring you a full rank about superstitions. Mr magpie said if you dont listen its 7 years bad luck.
 
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#32 SUPERSTIONS

"Alright syd mate do you wanna watch a pod about lists of scary movies"
Week 2 of spooky month sees Danny and Brennan list their fav ever scary movies. (if you don't listen they're gonna come out of your telly in a week and duff you up)
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#31 OUR FAVOURITE SCARY MOVIES

Whoooooooooooo it's scary szn! and that means scary ranks.
 
Brennan and Danny are ranking the best ever horror creatures. Get your garlic and stand in a ring of salt. Its about to get scary
 
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#30 THE GREATEST HORROR CHARACTERS

Welcome to the Dubai Proper Rank Podcast, its like the normal proper rank podcast but green, and full of horrible expats who hate tax
 
Join Danny and Brennan as they break down and list up the most overhyped foods.
 
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#29 OVERHYPED FOODS

Stand down Russell, we said the worst FASHION brands.
Nip into a bookies near you or just look at your dad and see all the brands that Brennan and Danny are listing today.
 
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#28 THE WORST FASHION BRANDS

You love it you flag!
It's time to cover the windows adorn your ford Sierra and get a tin of sprat paint ready to flag up your local mini roundabout. Brennan and Danny are talking flags. get listening, for king and country.
 
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#27 THE GREATEST FLAGS

Giz a sip of whatever that smokey glowing orange nonsense you're drinking so I can put it on my tiktok and go viral
How about you just listen to this pod instead, where Danny and Brennan make a mocking list out of the naffest most hyped drinks
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#26 THE WORST HYPED DRINKS

Oooooh you thought you missed it didn't you?
You didn't
Live from Creatures Comedy Club Brennan and Danny rank the best bends ever (featuring siblings
 
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#25 THE GREATEST SIBLING BANDS (LIVE)

Pro-per Rank...Its in the pod
Its time for Brennan and Danny to turn it off and on, blow in it and rank the greatest ever games consoles
Pro-per (but said like Sega)
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#24 THE GREATEST GAMES CONSOLES

Starter for 10, What's the best pod in the world?
Is it Proper Rank?
CORRECT!
Join Brennan and Danny as the rank the greatest quiz shows
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#23 THE GREATEST QUIZ SHOWS

Pubs are great. Playing games in the pub is well great though innit
put your 20p's on the table and Join Brennan and Danny for the podcast round, where they rank the best ever pub games
 
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#22 THE GREATEST PUB GAMES

"OI MATE, have you got spare podcast I can borrow?" that's an annoying habit innit, wanna see some more in a list?
Join Brennan Reece and Danny Mcloughlin as the try and find out what the most annoying habits of all time are.
 
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#21 THE MOST ANNOYING HABITS

Is it a bird, is it a plane? nah its your favourite podcast back with another rammer.
Put your undies over your tights and turn your laser eyes to stun as Brennan and Danny hit you with the greatest super powers episode of the Proper Rank Podcast
 
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#20 THE GREATEST SUPER POWERS

If you liiiiike a lot of rankin on your podcast join our club
Join Danny and Brennan this week as they rank the anatomy of a lunchbox (oooerrr) and the greatest lunchbox items.
 
pppppppppp pickup a podcast
 
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#19 THE GREATEST LUNCHBOX ITEMS

We all love a day out don't we? Especially in the summer. I wonder what the best type of day out is though? If only there was a podcast that would tell you.
OOOHHH THATS RIGHT, THERE IS!!
Cut your coupons off the cereal boxes and join Brennan and Danny (as they go and get an ice cream to throw at a baboon that is eating their wing mirrors off) and rank the best days out.
 
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#18 THE BEST DAYS OUT

Its that time of the year. Jump the wall, piss in a cup and put someone else's bird on your shoulders.
 
Its time for the most annoying things about festivals
 
Join Danny and Brennan talk about everything that annoys you about the great British festival.
 
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#17 THE ULTIMATE FESTIVAL ANNOYANCES

Its that time of year where all the big films come on the big screen and you get out a big loan so you can afford a big popcorn and a big drink
Get your affiliated happy meal and wear your glow in the dark afflicted t-shirt as Brennan and Danny make a list of the best summer movies ever
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER RANK
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#16 SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES

Is it near a cinema?
Have you been there on a date?
Is it not as good as it used to be?
 
Then Danny and Brennan probably have it on the list. Come and and have a listen!!
 
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#15 CHAIN RESTAURANTS

Its recently been Father's Day, we know who the best dads are (Les) but who's the worst?
 
Danny and Brennan rank the shittest dads around (or not around)
 
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#14 WORST DADS

RIP (Raspberry Ice Punch) dissy vapes. UR WIV THE MENTHOLS NOW!!
 
In honour of the disposable vape getting banned Bren and Daniel rank the best things that have once been banned. 
 
Pull up a flammable beanbag and have a listen
 
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#13 THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN BANNED

What's this ep about?
Well I know a lad that used to fancy Monica from friends, but only in flashbacks, so its a bit like that 
 
Danny and Brennan talk about the people you would have been laughed at for fancying and then make a cool list about it
 
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#12 WEIRD CELEBRITY CRUSHES

Its time for the list you've all been waiting for
Brennan and Danny bump heads to finally get to the bottom of the age old question
WHO IS THE GREATEST EVER HENRY (yup, us neither)
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#11 THE GREATEST HENRYS

Summer is great innit? or is it?
 
Here on episode 10 the salmon boiz are gonna give you some reasons that it sucks
 
So put your vest on, grab your bug spray and get involved
 
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#10 THE WORST THINGS ABOUT SUMMER

Its lesson number 9 and Brennan and Danny are ranking the best school subjects
 
Grab a pen, draw one of them mad S's and get involved
 
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#9 SCHOOL SUBJECTS

Shops come and go, but what are the best goers? 
 
Lets find out shall we?
 
Danny and Brennan get to the bottom of what shops are we missing the most.
RIP (retail in peace)
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#8 DEFUNCT SHOPS

Finally! The one you've been waiting for!!!!
 
Brennan and Danny of the Proper Rank Podcast bring you Episode 7, Hottest cartoon characters
 
Giggety
 
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#7 HOTTEST CARTOON CHARACTERS

Episode 6 is here, and it's time for Danny and Brennan to rank the top comedy actors from the movies.
 
AAAAAALLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!
 
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#6 Comedy Actors (movies)

With Easter on the horizon, we decided to rank the greatest ever comebacks, in honour of big Jesus himself. 
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#5 COMEBACKS

Its Episode 4!!!
 
Brennan and Danny rank the worst towns and cities in the U.K
 
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#4 WORST UK TOWNS

The third episode of your new favourite podcast 'Proper Rank'
 
This week comedians, Brennan Reece & Danny Mcloughlin will be ranking the greatest prank shows
 
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#3 TV PRANK SHOWS

The first episode of your new favourite podcast 'Proper Rank'
 
This week comedians, Brennan Reece & Danny Mcloughlin will be ranking the greatest ever TAKEAWAYS. 
 
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#1 TAKEAWAYS

The second episode of your new favourite podcast 'Proper Rank'
 
This week comedians, Brennan Reece & Danny Mcloughlin will be ranking the greatest one hit wonders from 2000-2009
 
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