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Not Being Funny Babe by @loveofhuns

Omg babe, the @loveofhuns podcast is here! Join our hilarious, co-huns; Miss Ellena Walker and gorj-George Oglethorpe, every Wednesday for your weekly dose of live, laugh, love. 

Don’t forget, we want your HOTTEST takes so send them in notbeingfunnybabe@astridpodcasts.co.uk .

This is an Astrid and @loveofhuns podcast.

Astrid

huns we are going on a little break but don’t stress, we’ve still got some jepic headlines for you x

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it’s not goodbye, it’s see you later 💔

howdy y’all!!! check out two small town brits share all their assumptions about the US of A, and we invite all of our american audience to correct us x



00:00 intro

01:28 is there such a thing as an American hun

08:37 disney conspiracy theories 

11:23 school bullies are a different breed in American

20:06 New York is my spiritual home x

25:50 sweet 16 made me feel poor

34:15 the beauty of american cuisine x 

35:40 a loaf of meat

38:52 you just got iced

40:30 american slang quiz!!!



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proof we’re british 90s babies raised by american tv x

George and Ellena are turning 30!!! It’s a time of mourning, reflection and dressing up as Pat Butcher x



00:00 intro

01:30 thirty is very young actually

05:16 no one gives a flip about capricorns

09:33 the worst day to have your birthday

13:45 RIP to my railcard 

20:00 he’s had a fall

26:02 tarts and vicars 30th theme??

31:04 never leave your house without a pint of milk

41:43 some ideas on how to celebrate your 30th x



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how to turn 30 without having a meltdown x

if you want advice on making the first move and locking down a man, then this is not the episode for you (but it’s still funny!!!) x

00:00 intro

02:13 still thinking about my primary school crush

08:20 i poked his eyes out 

10:51 a very romantic trip to the toilets

19:29 most desperate things we’ve done for attention

26:56 are you my husband??

28:55 gay vs straight dating

31:41 3 rules for the apps

34:29 am i being catfished???

36:00 who should pay on a first date?

44:12 find a sh*ttier ex than this one

54:20 the sprouts story

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the most insane thing you’ve done for a boy’s attention x

She’s not just a hun icon, she’s the OG Etsy Witch! Today we’re joined by the iconic and beloved Coventry Witch on the pod!!

00:00 intro

01:22 being the only gay on the hen do

03:46 sound the alert x

07:26 the eclipse looked great in the back of a car

10:47 welcome julie!! Now find me a husband x

20:19 a hunny history of witches

24:40 how to manifest a husband

27:22 the most common spell?

30:41 her third eye is definitely open x

38:06 georgie’s getting revenge!!! 

45:49 she’s out here saving lives

49:50 hex the fakes!!

53:24 a spell can only get you so far x

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how to manifest a boyfriend x

can someone do an edit of this episode in dramatic X Factor style??? thanks x



00:00 intro

01:26 a special guest!!!

02:32 a big weekend in camden town

06:22 did we go too far with this one??

10:42 getting nostalgic over digital cameras

17:53 mother in law plant

22:05 iconic bb contestants we’d have on again

28:58 remember Cheryl’s malaria?

33:32 too nervous to get my hose out x

38:38 blunder of the week

40:10 she’s more than just a nun



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confessions from pride x

never thought quarter duck was posh but here we are!!



00:00 intro

01:33 rawdogging a hungover walk

07:01 the worst food consumed in public

16:36 speaking of pond scum

20:27 the american queen who loves the tube x

25:58 the perfect end to karaoke at the pub

28:08 bring back the snapchat dog filter

34:42 wicker willy

38:07 tell us all Cheryl!!

44:42 AI poster pandemic!

50:24 the nicest hun you’ll ever meet!!



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the most diabolical foods to eat on public transport

catch Ellena and George on the reboot of Hole in the Wall in 2029!!



00:00 intro

02:18 15 x 13 is a lot of money

08:10 comment below if your nan was at the stripper brunch

11:12 don’t slag off the national rail x

15:08 x factor conspiracy theories

21:01 dream saturday night TV lineup

30:01 proof i’m an empath

35:10 the lesson is don’t give men money

38:50 hun of the week



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feeling sorry for bbq sauce does make me an empath actually x

Getting married for the first time in your 50s? Chic. A Spice Girl turning up to that wedding wearing white? Not chic. 



00:00 intro

03:24 bye bye football!!

06:58 only time we agreed with Wayne Rooney

13:58 a spice girl in white at my wedding???

21:36 you won’t find any food at MY party!!

28:12 worst songs you can hear when hungover

38:01 thank you teacher!! here’s a vape x

44:11 manny on the map and in number 10

52:45 please read the news x



Listen to the worst songs ever playlist!!



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the WORST songs when you're hungover

girls promise us you won’t start paying for stuff with your frozen maggots x



00:00 intro

02:48 a disgusting new form of currency

07:03 i miss spending money x

13:04 i don’t need an app to tell me i slept AWFUL!

16:33 knocky knocky nine doors

23:13 is it lazy or it street smarts??

32:14 we love being nosy for Katie Price

34:50 Rihanna always makes me think of food poisoning (compliment) 

39:53 you’re just too… clingeh 

47:22 terrorising the southerners with northern slang



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oura rings are wii fit for gen z

so we all heard the same rumour about the girl who went down the hill in her heelies?? cool x



00:00 intro

01:12 traumatised from Benidorm x

06:08 are ya playing out?!

14:30 the police called for knock down ginger???

21:11 ball games? I could never x

28:54 shoes used to be FUN!

36:23 bring back galaxy leggings!!

43:06 the Rihanna t shirt that defined a generation

49:15 the crazes that sent teachers insane

58:00 a full sized barbie in a party bag?!

 

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why did every girl in 2007 have the same Jane Norman bag??

we’re fake tanning, we’re camping for tennis and we’re wondering what’s in a man’s clutch bag??



00:00 intro

00:45 i don’t believe on fake tan on holiday

02:30 the whole of Essex in Marbella

07:50 move over love island!!!

11:49 camping for sport?? Riiiieeght…

21:48 Madonna starting rumours about herself, icon x

25:29 a tribute to the tributes x

30:54 what’s in a man’s clutch bag?

33:50 the mystery of zoella’s disappearance REVEALED!

37:35 Alan Carr’s car boot

40:18 hiya stace!!!!



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the unspoken rules of falling out on holiday

IT’S BLOODEH HOT INNIT!!!!



00:00 intro

00:54 the SULA is here to stay

04:54 you’re not too cool for take that!!!

09:02 we love a weirdo on vinted x

11:14 name a better night? you can’t

15:25 have you ever been to a christening NOT hungover?

17:13 our pitch for prime minister 

23:57 no farting unless you’re ME

27:46 recession indicators

31:18 huns guide to surviving a heatwave

38:58 they put WHAT up there???

42:40 we do very different things to cool down

47:09 our picky bits hall of fame

53:21 Lee Andrews has risen!!



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our predictions for the next prime minister x

happy pride month huns!! Unfortunately it’s being taken over by football, but we still have time to share our collective confusion about the JoJo Siwa cruise x



00:00 intro

01:27 guess what’s in my tiny bag

07:03 favourite person of the alphabet army 

10:57 sign the petition for i kissed a girl!!

15:24 huns can get involved in the footie too x

19:50 bring back the WAGs!!!

23:00 what is happening on the jojo siwa cruise??

32:53 kids are crying over tiktok and we would be too 

43:10 a history lesson about Midas Fury 

50:27 the gorilla is coming to LANDAN!!



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campaigning to bring back the WAGs!!!!

log on to the family computer and meet us on club penguin later gals x



00:00 intro

01:37 mems of the family computer

04:59 muuum can you pick me up from the sleepover?

09:22 can I have my iPod touch back please sir 

15:07 msn horror stories from the huns x

26:15 bring back brain training

28:28 i only had 4 channels til i was 13 

35:20 favourite childhood tea 

39:20 the best tv shows to watch before and after school

50:23 our favourite childhood film no one has heard of 

54:29 conspiracy theories from the OG YouTube



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reliving 00's teen internet nostalgia x

That feeling of the heat hitting you after the flight? The bag of Lays on the balcony before getting ready? Oh my GOD we’re going on a girls holiday!!!!



00:00 intro

02:30 we’re off to benidorm!!!

04:00 are you the booker or book-ee?

08:17 the non-negotiables for the hotel

14:39 base tan for the airport

19:30 cozzie livs airport hack

27:16 don’t talk to me on the plane x

29:58 te amo supermercado

34:11 don’t care if i’m 30, i love playing mermaids

38:30 getting ready on holiday hits different

43:24 the scenes you see on the strip

50:29 unhinged girls holiday confessions



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nothing beats a girl's holiday x

What i really really really want is an entire episode dedicated to the best of british girl bands (zig a zig ah x)



00:00 intro

01:25 i was born screaming girl power

13:39 never ever ever ever slag off All Saints

18:00 triggered by the Sugababes 

27:46 was the girls aloud beef real??

39:14 The Saturdays’ favourite meal deal 

45:51 hun-erable mentions



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the british girlbands that defined our entire personalities

We’re really sorry to reveal that George is a fake gay, but the good news is Ellena tried bread sauce!



00:00 intro

00:20 does beer bike count as cardio?

06:22 roast dinner comparison is the thief of joy

11:13 our audition for euvorision 2027

17:27 what’s happened to celebs go dating?

20:58 bedtime milk for grown ups x

24:45 the Katie Price conspiracy

27:20 the royal Venezuela Fury wedding

34:04 free Shakira

39:44 prayer circle for Glasto tickets

41:56 our hun of the week invented Teletubby toast

46:30 let the woman have her gorilla!!



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fined £20k for a plastic gorilla?!

this one is for the girls, gays and theys who grew up on Davina McCall’s workout videos x



00:00 intro

01:08 George’s perfect day

07:23 2 out of 5 stars x

09:39 the perfect wfh murder doc

13:03 thank god for the british pop gals 

16:46 crying over Martin Lewis 

26:45 grindr for straight people

33:05 list of words that are fun to say

36:38 Tess is in her travel show era

38:37 BRING BACK THE CIRCLE!

41:36 Kylie ™

47:00 Does SJP know what Primark is??



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brb, crying over Martin Lewis’ BAFTAs speech

What’s your winning come dine with menu?? Get it ready to line your stomach for our big piss up episode x



00:00 intro

04:31 serving looks and lettuce leaves

11:08 no more brown avocado at bottomless brunch!!

15:51 bottomless brunch confessions x

26:47 our stance is pro pub

31:50 childhood pub memories

35:20 pubs aren’t just drinking, they’re community x

40:55 the pressure of being a bridesmaid

47:00 open bars: generous or ridiculous?



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confessions from the bottom of the bottomless brunch x

You better be morris dancing with your tiramisu in hand girls or else what is summer actually about??



00:00 intro

05:01 bottomless brunch? straight to jail

09:05 fancy a pongle?

12:22 George has matched with Madonna!!! (on grindr)

15:59 old school I’m a celeb bullying

21:12 pressie for the bag!!

27:29 can you find morris dancing on the map?

34:04 Zara Larsson is bringing the summer!!

38:00 Ellena is in her finance bro era

43:37 rip Gail Platt you would have loved this podcast

46:18 world record breaking huns

49:00 hun of the week x



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can't believe this is illegal in Scotland!!!

just a virgo, a capricorn and a lorra lorra toilet talk



00:00 intro

04:20 we’re stalking your comments

10:30 cocopops are actually healthy guys!! 

14:55 british crowds are superior x

21:53 things you would NEVER see at coachella

25:22 what would you do with titanic life jacket money?

28:23 we love the cult of marathons (and free stuff)

36:34 astrology apologists x

44:31 victorian role play



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the cult of marathons is alive and well in 2026

In times like this, find me in my safe space: the newsround website x

Ellena and the biggest baby ever born in Kettering have got another rundown of the hunniest headlines, their Nando's orders and reveal their special talents



00:00 intro

02:10 so you don’t have any vegetables??

06:41 TAKE DOWN YA BIRD FEEDERS!!

09:12 sophie the giraffe with a broken neck

12:05 what are you doing on the moon then??

16:16 freeze dried comfort food

18:42 the influencer olympics

26:36 mrs ellena bieber @ hotmail dot com

28:23 #ripcitv

34:48 thank god for the GC

38:02 queen kate is back!!

40:56 a very special talent

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“why man no step on moon?”

a special look back on our school days with your teachers, miss walker and mr oglethorpe. No you can’t take your blazer off!!!!



00:00 school is in session x

02:02 have you flattened your hair yet george?? 

06:01 a rebellious pair of shorts

08:42 living the dream matte mousse x

12:19 fighting for my life on the bus

17:13 working your way up the food chain

19:44 mum i’ve got food tech tomorrow…

25:33 teachers that really left an impact x

30:40 the trauma of PE

34:51 we’ll never forgive you jamie oliver!!

43:30 some savage school confessions x

53:34 the most magical night of the year





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reliving our school trauma from 2009 x

It’s light after 7pm and we have a 4 day weekend ahead… we are so BACK GIRLS!! Right, who knew the lore of Rita Ora ran so deep?? Well our George did of course… 



00:00 intro

01:43 i’m just a fool for you x

05:49 a surprise solo date

08:46 the great chippy debate

14:20 smash or pass your chippy order

21:26 give tribute acts their flowers!!

23:48 the hun that deserves a bank hol 

28:57 does Rita Ora ever turn down a gig?

34:29 Kris Jenner pfp for good luck 

38:40 which one of yous took the kit kats???



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the plague is back and it’s called ‘pea wet’

consider this episode our request, no DEMAND, for an invitation to the Labubu movie premiere x



00:00 intro

00:40 speed dating debrief

04:11 some feedback for the west end girl…

08:13 i’m laughing i swear!!!!!

12:56 haggling our way out of the cost of living

17:11 and now a very important sex ed lesson

23:17 jai ho! the dolls are back!

29:20 move over ai fruit, the labubus are getting a movie

35:35 do rats count as wildlife??

37:21 even AI boyfriends are TRASH

42:10 the manosphere is such an ick 

45:43 claudia blunder-man



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it's carboot season babe!!!

we’re going out out!! From the pinnacle of the girls bathroom to losing your crusty raffle ticket for the cloak room, we’re celebrating the most important commitment in your galendar: the girls night out x



00:00 intro

00:51 omg girl you look amazing!!!!

02:16 pre drinks back in day

06:45 big gay bops

09:53 limescale? yes. bread? no x

11:48 cozzie livin hacks

13:50 what’s everyone wearing tonight?? x

15:46 cloakroom trauma

18:00 2010s british night out uniform 

20:00 £40 taxi with 6 drop offs

25:42 do not want me custom???

30:07 shall we all go toilet x

31:51 not the eye shots

34:36 buy us a drink darlin 

38:29 rip to the club photographer

42:05 bop bop bop bop to the face

46:02 what’s your kebab guy called?

49:20 wuthering heights level hangover



Listen to George’s pres playlist x 



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we’re going out-out like it’s 2013 x

today we honour the hunniest of all huns – the queen Alison Hammond!! Also do you wee in the shower?? Asking for a friend…



00:00 intro

01:18 born and bred brummy

02:58 kettering job centre? completed it mate

04:01 the OG big brother era

12:03 this is why Beyoncé doesn’t do interviews anymore

17:02 you’re always talking about the mersey

20:33 is there a game show she hasn’t been on??

24:55 i have never heard the words “witchetty grub”

28:50 there isn’t anything she can’t do!!!

30:14 the black square apology 

31:40 the lasting legacy of arr alison

 

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a complete history of the world's biggest hun x

doesn’t this tin foil hat bring out my eyes?? the brits were in manchester and George discovered who Sam Fender is, what a big week x



00:00 intro

01:23 the sun is out and everything is ok again

02:41 whys the wallpaper guy still here…

8:27 the bleeping brits was in bleeping manchester

10:24 stay away from the harry haircut

12:30 we need supernanny now more than ever!!

13:12 what is a sam fender?

16:51 just pick a james bond and be done with it

20:50 where was lilly allen??

22:28 no me gusta

25:52 rhianna we want an album not smurfs!!

27:46 jim s-carrey

34:50 hun of the week

36:37 a tragic tale of trying to get in at toni&guy



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gotta love a conspiracy theory x

if you want the next viral booking for cbeebies bedtime story then look no further ladies!!



00:00 intro

00:49 he’s got the whole world in his hands

04:29 embarrassed myself trying to impress 18 year olds 

06:20 DON’T CALL ME DADDY

07:13 wuthering heights apology (not x)

10:11 sorry for the wasted trip timmy & leo

12:40 paddington’s BAFTA faux pas

14:14 oasis is NOT fruit punch

16:32 BAFTA awards that the american’s didn’t win

19:42 welcome back topshop!!!

24:10 punch, where’s ya mama!

25:43 gay twitter are single handedly bringing back girls aloud

29:58 phwoaaaaar stp guy

33:47 the irish mams are fuming about kpop

37:04 do hen dos need to be a whole weekend??

41:36 subscribe and follow girlies!



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George has actually been cancelled

this is the perfect antidote if you’re as worried about the crisp shortage as we are x



00:00 intro

01:45 the biggest fight of the year recap

04:29 how was your galentine’s? X

06:48 jiggly jelly in wuthering heights

12:04 we’re running out of crisps!!!!

17:26 love of huns crisp flavour coming soon

18:38 we’re getting jobs via TikTok now are weeeee

23:20 whose Tyra Bank’s pushing under the bus?

26:23 a history lesson on Rita Ora

28:16 we just want you to be happy Britney xx

29:31 BRING BACK THE SATURDAYS!

34:02 it’s all horn at the winter olympics

39:49 cutesy couples need a break too



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a crisp shortage, a double cheeked up bunny and a dippy egg x

it’s the week of luuuurrveeee! let’s hope your valentine’s day doesn’t end in wetting the bed or being barked at… woof



00:00 intro

00:35 do we like valentine’s day??

2:26 a special message x

3:58 miss piggy – wHO ARE YOU WEARING?!

4:45 bambi’s gonna be a sista!!

5:52 queen mariah at the winter olympics

8:55 a love letter to my spearmint flavoured lover

14:57 the DIRT on being on First Dates

17:57 dating “straight” men in a dark room

21:07 is there anything more sexy then a tradie??

22:27 we interrupt this programme for a north south divide fight

24:04 some TRAGIC date stories - call the police

28:29 a pissing awful date

29:45 what’s all this fuss about nandos??

32:20 speed dating? Omegle? How to meet a boyfriend

39:31 celebs who dated which will knock your block off

42:00 he likes a milf

47:20 how we found out rihanna lived in the UK



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did anyone order a heart shaped italian sausage pizza??

Get your baps out, it’s the Grammys!!!!! Let’s celebrate with an Ocado order fit for the prime minister and a girly night in removing some private hair x



00:00 intro

00:58 a special gift for Ellena

03:10 turn your heating down AVANTI!!!

6:04 cheeky discounts from primark

6:35 RIP to this Canadian-American Hun <3

7:27 Why Hello Grammys!!!

8:25 red carpet lewks darling

11:15 Lily Allen remix album 

12:40 LEAVE LOLA YOUNG ALONE!

13:48 you can’t come for our cher x

18:36 Charli XCX is: the moment. 

21:44 breaking news: Kier Starmer drinks tea!!

24:58 iconic hun of the week @dailydans_

26:56 Barry Keoghan’s debuted the new trim

31:20 the perils of hair removal down there

33:04 bear week REPRESENT!

33:48 vaping on tangfastics for the kids 



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the grammys, flying toupées and a controversial hot take

If you’re reading this and you’re George’s mum then STOP HERE!! If you’re anyone else we’ve got an episode dripping in nostalgia, twinks and Nigella’s slutty red raspberries for you - mwah x



00:00 intro

00:40 snacks for the worst hangover EVER

1:28 meet George’s new girlfriend x

02:45 already failed Ellena’s new years resolution

4:00 eastenders explained finally!!

5:10 what is a twink? A twunk? An OTTER?!

6:35 Traitors finale hot takes & it’s heading to the west end… camp 

10:21 Welcome to Bake Off, Nigella!!!!

18:02 Channel 4 love a bit of sauce

22:36 RIP Brand Beckham x

26:20 a hot take from down under

30:53 Insta-cheating hot take from the huns

32:50 BANNED FROM HINGE?!



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reliving Nigella’s sauciest moments and savage 00’s telly

It’s Day 82 of January 2026 and it seems like life is a beach of washed up chips babe, but we’re all living for the famous 2016 Enfield Haunting remake and a Fiat Funto.... sit back and relax x



00:00 intro
00:50 it’s the year of the cabbage
04:48 get off your phones babes it’s janalog!!!
08:56 2016 Ellena: pre fake tan and pre lip filler
13:30 egg sauce
14:30 what is the biggest LIE you’ve ever told??
17:37 Free chippies 
23:12 get your smears girls! Harry would be proud!
26:26 what is happening on Eastenders!!!
31:15 a hot coffee hot take 



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how to get a free chippy tea x

It’s been a busy week gurls, and that’s even without Love Island All Stars (gutted!!) 

We’re skipping down memory lane with some insane Big Brother impressions from our George, and revealing the best meal deal hacks xx



00:00 intro 

01:12 it’s very, very dry girls

04:48 RIP Love Island

11:38 CBB Best series EVER turns 10

21:10 we’re a Stephen Graham fan club now

23:55 the Jenner-Chalamet’s x

26:39 we’re obvs obsessed with Heated Rivalry 

32:22 Two big blunders this week

35:30 AWOOOOGA!!!!

36:12 Wuthering Heights drama 

39:10 A MEAL DEAL CRISIS!!!!!!!!

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it’s a cozzie livs disaster, darlin

Some would call it wishful thinking, but we call it manifesting babe… let's see what we think 2026 has in store for us and what we’re leaving behind!!! It’s not January without some predictions x

00:00 intro

00:20 Year of the Horse

02:52 Resolutions  

09:08 the BEST pop culture predictions 

23:53 bye bye hot honey, hello jello shots

41:30 a controversial blunder of the week…

47:22 Hottest take of them all

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giddyup, it’s the year of the horse darlin!

Happy new year gawjus girlies!!! There have been some simply stunning moments that we just had to remind you of - so from jet2holidays to Dua Lipa's world takeover, here are all of the most iconic moments from 2025. Have a good one, see you next year darlin xxx

00:00 intro

02:21 Linda kicked off January just right

09:14 February belonged to a special pig

15:46 Meghan Markle March x

18:00 April’s 20 seconds in space 

22:08 ‘my name is pink its really nice to meet you’ May

23:56 Dua Lipa June and a gone-but-never-forgotten icon x

26:54 lotsa big kisses in July

30:21 Augusts most memeable court hearing

34:07 STUNNING September 

38:06 October on the West End

43:25 Boyfriends got dumped in November

46:03 #susanalbumparty December



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2025’s most iconic moments x

Ellena The Grinch has lost her mind and her tastebuds, lets hope Santa’s bringing them back tomorrow with a dehumidifier and a clean beanie baby for Cindy-Lou-George.

00:00 intro

00:20 surprise!!!!

01:20 Christmas eve traditions

05:04 ellena’s horrific christmas dinner addition

12:22 last minute prezzies

13:40 worst present George ever received 

14:45 most offensive present?

17:06 presents time!!!

24:54 festive rennies x

27:53 christmas wishes

28:23 merry dehumidifier christmas guys!!

32:25 Ellenas never had a stocking?!

33:58 mwah x

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the most savage christmas presents we’ve ever received

'tis the season to win some scandalous Christmas party awards and make questionable decisions babe!!!

00:00 intro
00:30 ellena the snowman
00:42 LOVEOFHUNS10 x
01:16 the hunniest hun who ever hunned... Denise Welch
02:30 Lily Allen on SNL
05:40 the best review of episode 1
06:30 devastating Rumple4skin
08:33 justice for Catherine Tate
10:10 Miss Piggy goss
11:40 Katie Price livestream panto
12:27 Phil 'sexy' Mitchell
14:02 the Christmas confessional...
15:22 blunder of the week... 50 years jail time????
18:24 hot take - and ANOTHER confessional
21:00 office awards at the christmas do
23:47 mwah 

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christmas party confessions...

The @loveofhuns podcast is HERE!! We are so excited to introduce you to our stunning hosts, Miss Ellena Walker and Gorj - George Oglethorpe - you're gonna LOVE them.



Send in your Hot Take!! notbeingfunnybabe@astridpodcasts.co.uk



00:00 intro

00:20 What to expect from Not Being Funny Babe

00:52 Get to know our gorgy hosts!!

02:15 Where to put three of Lily Allen's USB sticks

05:50 Do you call it WKD or Wicked?!

08:22 TikTok warnings...

12:18 Cruz Beckham Blunder of The Week?!

13:09 Cruz or Arg from TOWIE?

13:54 George's Hot Take

15:24 EOGHAN QUIGGGG

16:05 Our hunny set!!

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