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Don’t Think So Somehow

For reasons nobody fully understands, Alistair Green and Rachel Stubbings have decided to start recording their weekly conversations, shining an unnecessary light on a friendship that is questionable at best. No growth, no life lessons, no meaningful takeaways - just aimless and often quite toxic chat from two grown adults who should know better. It’s pathetic, really.  Get in touch: <a href="mailto:dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com</a>Instagram: @dontthinksosomehow Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color:grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Significant Productions

Welcome to Rachel and Al’s House Of Correction. Make yourself comfortable but do avoid the Ducking Stool. They’ve both popped out to do some cat-burgling so don’t ask questions when they get back - just know their day included some disturbing exercises and a little ADR session, perhaps a foam party. God knows. And don’t ask Al to repeat himself!If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Igor & The Gentleman Thief

With stress levels high and cortisol through the roof, Al ruminates on clever people names while Rachel details her very own Hell Week. Events balance out with a sober curry night but listener emails ensure the cosmic reveries continue, with chilling results.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Horny Dog

While Al’s ears get a thorough deep clean, Rachel exposes the horrifying world of the longevity vampire. By way of light relief, the two engage in some Love Is Blind roleplay where all boundaries between character and real life merge, with surprising results as confusing as any Christopher Nolan film.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love Wears A Blindfold

If a haircut goes unnoticed, did it ever happen? Meanwhile stress levels are at maximum (the suspect’s description matching that of Whatsapp groups), Rachel finds out if the grass is greener on Al’s holiday, and why the word ‘mailbag’ might be forever replaced in this forum. You’ll see.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’m An Absolute Disgrace

Alistair remembers to press record while Rachel pitches a film that's so disturbing even she isn't surprised it didn't get made.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Death Certificate

Rachel talks about her recent holiday (really bleak, got attacked by ants and it rained) and Al describes his career as a Sky Marshall (like Air Marshall but better apparently?) which seems to consist of him working several different roles in an airport and punching people in the face for no reason.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sky Marshall

Al engages in/avoids small talk with a local shopkeeper while Rachel swerves dry-cleaning pickup. Later the pair accelerate a quandary involving overly nice neighbours, and Al is reminded of a significant past bonding moment.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Volatile Valerie and The Gamboling Lamb

Rachel discusses problems with her arse (again) and how she can’t tell the time, while Al goes to the post office and turns into a stoat called Mr Jackalope.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s The Time Mr Jackalope?

Rachel reports a crime that never actually happened, while Al recalls an audition he failed for a part where the character didn’t even have a name. Another episode of failure and ineptitude, but that’s what we’re all here for.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Man With No Name

Al tells Rachel about the time he went to see a past life regression therapist, and Rachel expresses some not unreasonable skepticism about whether in one of those past lives Al would really have been a 'horseback warrior'.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Horseback Warrior

Al tells Rachel about another one of his ridiculous and petty life rules, and the pair discuss how they would fare in the aftermath of a nuclear war. (Not great, shockingly).If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Life’s A Lottery

Al talks about the time JLo definitely tried to get off with him (was in the same room as him and she didn’t look or speak to him) and Rachel introduces a new feature to the show which, to be perfectly honest, is a waste of everyone’s time.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brief Encounter

Rachel describes her perfectly normal hobby of wrapping bones of dead animals in gold leaf, while Al details his time spent at war (unclear which war or even which century this happened).If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apocalypse Now

Rachel mocks Alistair’s potentially life threatening illness (got bit by a mosquito) and explains why he wouldn’t be the character he thinks he’d be in Lord of the Flies.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Piggy

Alistair explains why Rachel is lucky to have their friendship. Then Al describes all his ridiculous feature film ideas that bafflingly no Hollywood studio has picked up yet.If you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow.Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tractor Man - The Movie

Alistair Green and Rachel Stubbings attempt to explain what their podcast - Don't Think So Somehow - is about.All being well, new weekly episodes will be out on Tuesdays from June 16th.If, for whatever reason, you want to email us it's dontthinksosomehow@gmail.com.Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow. Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.