Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince

By Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Episodes

Boiled Parsnips 38: Sound Effects Extravaganza

Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/02/24·36m 1s

The McCarthy Collection Vol. 1

A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/02/24·22m 2s

Boiled Parsnips 37: Crawling Under A Horse

Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/01/24·44m 41s

The White Harts Collection Vol. 3

A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/12/23·44m 38s

Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting’s Unexploded Bomb

Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/12/23·33m 46s

The Dyche Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/11/23·20m 53s

Boiled Parsnips 35: Fingers Of Richmond

Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)Explore the entire Club Parsnips archive free for 7 days at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/11/23·39m 53s

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 3

Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)Join Club Parsnips on Patreon for the complete Mince experience with exclusive bonus episodes and video content https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/10/23·40m 41s

Boiled Parsnips 34: Wheat Special

Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)Enter Club Parsnips with a 7-day free trial at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/10/23·43m 11s

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4

From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/08/23·58m 4s

Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt

A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/08/23·41m 45s

Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer

Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/07/23·36m 26s

The Talksport Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/07/23·33m 15s

Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers

A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/06/23·38m 52s

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/06/23·51m 25s

The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2

To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/05/23·30m 10s

Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby

Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/05/23·32m 11s

Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution

An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/05/23·42m 12s

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/04/23·25m 13s

Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

Plasterboard fixings, Crime Files, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/04/23·44m 33s

Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd

Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/23·37m 56s

Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions

A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/03/23·37m 55s

The White Harts Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/02/23·1h 10m

Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell

Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/01/23·40m 22s

The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1

Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/01/23·47m 57s

The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/01/23·35m 38s

Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!

A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/12/22·38m 17s

Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park

Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/12/22·34m 48s

Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million

A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/10/22·36m 47s

Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy

A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/09/22·37m 41s

Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin

Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/09/22·41m 8s

Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything

A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/08/22·33m 42s

Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet

A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/07/22·30m 46s

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2

Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/07/22·43m 34s

Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees

A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/06/22·31m 29s

Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special

Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/06/22·36m 14s

The McClaren Collection Vol. 3

Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/05/22·47m 8s

Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency

Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/05/22·30m 37s

Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice

Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/04/22·33m 56s

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3

From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/03/22·1h 7m

Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest

Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/03/22·28m 17s

Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip

The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/02/22·38m 22s

Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts

The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/02/22·27m 48s

Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation

A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/01/22·30m 35s

The Dyche Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/01/22·29m 39s

Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets

Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.An extended version of this episode is available to our Club Parsnips members. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/01/22·34m 43s

Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup

Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/12/21·35m 30s

Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir

A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/21·39m 23s

Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination

Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/11/21·28m 47s

Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns

Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/10/21·28m 27s

Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal

A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/09/21·31m 20s

The South African Collection Vol. 2

A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/08/21·45m 12s

Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch

A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours.For the full version of this episode, join Club Parsnips Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/08/21·29m 8s

Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction

Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/08/21·37m 21s

Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage

Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/07/21·28m 11s

The Alderman Collection Vol. 2

A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/07/21·39m 54s

The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/06/21·35m 16s

Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation

Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/06/21·26m 49s

Ep. 114 - Laughter Feels Good

An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/06/21·36m 44s

Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B

Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/05/21·27m 4s

The McClaren Collection Vol. 2

Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/04/21·1h 7m

Ep. 113 - Background Cat

A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16/04/21·35m 42s

The White Harts Collection Vol.1

A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/21·1h 3m

Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat

A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/03/21·38m 19s

Boiled Parsnips 7: Seabass The Lion

Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11 & 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/03/21·29m 6s

Ep. 111 - Brainstormer

Lockdown Gary, spying on the Leeds gang, fungalow roof woe, Crime Files, Scholes and Nigel Pearson’s Bristol plans. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/02/21·34m 25s

The Slaughters Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from episodes 74 - 88. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/02/21·46m 33s

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of the Crime Files stories, right from the start and up to episode 90. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/02/21·54m 47s

Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken

Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30/01/21·32m 51s

Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood

Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/01/21·27m 49s

The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1

Here’s a compilation of Andy’s encounters with Jeremy Corbyn up to episode 65... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/01/21·54m 9s

The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1

Some of Peter's best jokes from his joke book up to and including episode 80. There's only one Peter Beardsley... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/12/20·24m 22s

Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer

Beardsley, a gift quiz, Lunch Club, Lawro, Bamford, Slaughters Christmas dinner and more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/12/20·41m 16s

Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke

A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019)Join Club Parsnips: https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/12/20·29m 26s

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/10/20·1h 10m

Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and more. (Rec Sep/Oct 2019) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/10/20·34m 5s

The McClaren Collection Vol. 1

Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/10/20·1h 6m

Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life

A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/10/20·31m 35s

Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation

Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/09/20·42m 16s

Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys

Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27/08/20·31m 24s

Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage

Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/05/20·31m 47s

Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel

Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/05/20·30m 52s

Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/05/20·28m 29s

The Scottish Collection Vol. 1

Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/05/20·1h 9m

Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics

A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.(Thanks to Club Parsnips members for agreeing to let us make this one 'public' early during the Covid-19 crisis) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/20·35m 49s

Ep. 103 - Night Remorse

Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/04/20·40m 44s

Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps

We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/04/20·35m 25s

The Alderman Collection Vol. 1

A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/04/20·57m 39s

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/20·35m 25s

Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs

Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/03/20·30m 31s

Ep. 101 - British Fight

A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/03/20·35m 45s

The South Africa Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/03/20·47m 20s

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/03/20·1h 19m

Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky

Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/02/20·32m 32s

Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit

Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/02/20·38m 11s

Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1

Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister Fernandes; Sunderland Girl; I’d Give It Ten Minutes; Bread Song; Supermarket Song; Drones Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/12/19·36m 52s

Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2

Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/12/19·26m 40s

Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1

Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/12/19·29m 26s

Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing

Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/11/19·38m 42s

Ep. 94 - The 100

Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/11/19·35m 10s

Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle

We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/10/19·34m 20s

Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview

Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/10/19·44m 53s

Ep. 92 - Just Hooves

Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/10/19·35m 55s

Ep. 91 - Longy Special

Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/09/19·38m 0s

Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes

Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/09/19·39m 6s

Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter

A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/08/19·33m 53s

Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh

A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/08/19·39m 57s

Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord

Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/08/19·40m 27s

Ep. 86 - Bras For Men

The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/07/19·35m 18s

Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour

Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crime Files… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/07/19·38m 20s

Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas

All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/06/19·37m 39s

Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin!

Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/05/19·36m 51s

Ep. 82 - Night Blight

Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards…. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/05/19·35m 40s

Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium

Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/04/19·33m 18s

Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister

Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/04/19·34m 19s

Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit

Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/04/19·35m 35s

Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse

An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/03/19·36m 3s

Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds

We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/03/19·38m 13s

Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk

Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/02/19·39m 14s

Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama

Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/02/19·35m 59s

Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast

Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swash... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/01/19·37m 9s

Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun

Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/01/19·33m 19s

Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince

Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/12/18·43m 8s

Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!

The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/12/18·35m 48s

Ep. 70 - Warhammer

Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/11/18·37m 42s

Reheated Mince Vol. 5

Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a bit of Morrissey, South Africa and a poignant duet… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09/11/18·42m 18s

Reheated Mince Vol. 4

As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/10/18·41m 15s

Reheated Mince Vol. 3

Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scottish tale and more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/18·45m 34s

Reheated Mince Vol. 2

Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn that ends in heartache for Bob... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02/10/18·37m 47s

Reheated Mince Vol. 1

While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one includes jambon, Susanna Hoffs, the reverse toiletand a brief mention of a now-much-loved character… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/09/18·38m 55s

Ep. 69 - Six More Fish

Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07/09/18·35m 18s

Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter

Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update and some more Fake or Legit… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/08/18·33m 8s

Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special

Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling encounter in Homebase… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/08/18·35m 55s

Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon

It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob teaches him some Beardsley… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/08/18·34m 13s

Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing

Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same function. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/07/18·33m 44s

Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings

Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuff and that. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/07/18·33m 50s

Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/06/18·29m 53s

Ep. 62 - Specific Beef

Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/06/18·40m 20s

Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/06/18·44m 5s

Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/05/18·24m 34s

Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles

Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/05/18·34m 23s

Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20/04/18·35m 27s

Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!

We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawrenson and enjoy another song about Sunderland... as well as some other stuff Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/04/18·37m 5s

Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/03/18·39m 0s

Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet

Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scottish tale and more of the usual stuff. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/03/18·46m 17s

Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops

German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/02/18·42m 20s

Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies

A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/01/18·45m 36s

Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree

We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/12/17·39m 25s

Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue

Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/12/17·59m 17s

Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job

This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give him a little kiss from us. Or thank him on Twitter at @guyrowlanduk. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/09/17·48m 25s

Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump

The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/08/17·39m 50s

Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!

An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/08/17·42m 31s

Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers

Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/07/17·45m 44s

Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule

More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/07/17·44m 39s

Ep. 45 - Yes Please!

We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01/07/17·59m 12s

Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey

Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty health product. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/05/17·34m 29s

Ep. 43 - New Potato Season

Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/05/17·33m 48s

Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here

Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/04/17·41m 4s

Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner

A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/02/17·32m 21s

Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For?

More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/02/17·33m 45s

Ep. 39 - Instanbul

More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/02/17·40m 52s

Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody

Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/02/17·42m 45s

Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two

The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve & Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/12/16·40m 6s

Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You

Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/12/16·44m 37s

Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One

The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro & Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish song. Part two... soon... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/12/16·42m 34s

Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick

Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/11/16·37m 52s

Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown

McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/11/16·47m 24s

Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot

Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/11/16·38m 16s

Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective

A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/10/16·32m 24s

Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble

A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/10/16·40m 13s

Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance

Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06/10/16·33m 9s

Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!

A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/09/16·31m 54s

Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers

A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23/09/16·31m 31s

Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13/09/16·37m 46s

Ep. 25 - Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style

Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25/08/16·34m 4s

Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash

A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19/08/16·33m 34s

Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper

An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/08/16·35m 23s

Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04/08/16·34m 9s

Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up

A £21m bell, Steve McClaren's special visitor, chadwick-weighing and a revelation about Bob's ice rink. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28/07/16·39m 12s

Ep. 20 - Consumer Special

Bob and Andy answer listeners' consumer queries, plus air-fryer sock-drying, Steve McClaren goes on holiday and the Alderman has a kissing rival. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21/07/16·34m 30s

Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special

Bob and Andy forensically study each other's shopping lists, the Alderman takes Bob for a ride and there's more observational comedy. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14/07/16·33m 42s

Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle

The Alderman gets a new belt, Andy gets some dubious legal advice, Steve and Roy are on the decks and there's some red hot grouting chat. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/07/16·42m 8s

Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth

McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29/06/16·29m 19s

Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee

More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/06/16·31m 17s

Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell

Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the Alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/06/16·33m 10s

Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident

Jamie Vardy’s massive piggy bank, a Tabitha Huntley Mystery teaser, Steve McClaren's night out at the theatre and more revelations about Bob’s relationship with the dirty alderman. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/06/16·38m 33s

Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed

Reaction to Top Gear, a canned chicken, a song that isn’t even new, socks, and some genuine listener feedback. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/05/16·40m 19s

Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club

Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24/05/16·35m 47s

Ep.11 - Tom Jones’s Gold Extravagance

Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17/05/16·38m 54s

Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix

Fishing with a slipper, memory foam, Leicester, Bob's servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/05/16·38m 27s

Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks

Steve McClaren’s birthday, a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03/05/16·39m 4s

Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26/04/16·38m 34s

Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden

Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob's water feature and definitely not done on Facetime or anything. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18/04/16·23m 53s

Ep.6 - World’s Biggest Poppadom

Bob’s new shoes, stolen Frosties, Louis van Gaal’s sanity, beanies, Leighton Baines’ shorts swap and a free transfer to Geordie Shore. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/04/16·40m 59s

Ep.5 - Napoleon’s Bed

Fun camping games, Janet Jackson, dry rising outlets, custard-filled balls, and a minimum of 8% football. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05/04/16·43m 36s

Ep.4 - Football Reinvented

Lifting up celebrities, mints, footballers’ houses, and some domestic appliance purchase advice. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31/03/16·47m 13s

Ep.3 - Chickens

Foam products, ocelots, a catchphrase origin tale, the Gambian D-League, but mainly chickens. Chickens. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22/03/16·37m 29s

Ep.2 - The Reverse Toilet

A lavatory revolution, denim, memorabilia, tractors (again) and much more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15/03/16·38m 31s

Ep.1 - The Power Of Gentleness

Gentle managers, unofficial tractors, cheap lobster and black dogs are covered in the first episode of this football podcast with Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson. Bob and Andy suggest you probably start on episode 8, once they'd got the hang of this podcast thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08/03/16·47m 40s
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