Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince

By Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

Episodes

Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage

Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/05/2031m 47s

Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel

Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/05/2030m 52s

Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/05/2028m 29s

The Scottish Collection Vol. 1

Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/05/201h 9m

Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics

A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.(Thanks to Club Parsnips members for agreeing to let us make this one 'public' early during the Covid-19 crisis)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/04/2035m 49s

Ep. 103 - Night Remorse

Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/04/2040m 44s

Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps

We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/04/2035m 25s

The Alderman Collection Vol. 1

A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/04/2057m 39s

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/03/2035m 25s

Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs

Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/03/2030m 31s

Ep. 101 - British Fight

A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/03/2035m 45s

The South Africa Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/03/2051m 57s

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/03/201h 19m

Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky

Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/02/2032m 32s

Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit

Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/02/2038m 11s

More Live Shows!

We're doing some more live shows in February and March - we'll be in Leeds, Sheffield, Manchester, Newcastle, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Liverpool and London, and here's all the info. Even more shows to be announced soon... For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
12/01/201m 40s

Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1

Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister Fernandes; Sunderland Girl; I’d Give It Ten Minutes; Bread Song; Supermarket Song; Drones  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/12/1936m 52s

Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2

Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/12/1926m 40s

Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1

Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/12/1929m 26s

Live Mince 2020!

We're doing a few live shows in January - here's the info. Early ticket access will exclusive to Club Parsnips members - sign up via https://athleticomince.com/parsnips/ For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
01/12/191m 11s

Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing

Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/11/1938m 42s

Ep. 94 - The 100

Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/11/1935m 10s

Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle

We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/10/1934m 20s

Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview

Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/10/1944m 53s

Ep. 92 - Just Hooves

Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/10/1935m 55s

Ep. 91 - Longy Special

Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/09/1938m 0s

Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes

Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/09/1939m 6s

Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter

A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/08/1933m 53s

Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh

A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/08/1939m 57s

Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord

Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/08/1940m 27s

Ep. 86 - Bras For Men

The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/07/1935m 18s

Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour

Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crime Files…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/07/1938m 20s

Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas

All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/06/1937m 39s

Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin!

Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/05/1936m 51s

Ep. 82 - Night Blight

Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards….  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/05/1935m 40s

Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium

Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/04/1933m 18s

Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister

Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/04/1934m 19s

Join Club Parsnips!

We've launched a new, enhanced subscription service with lots of bonus stuff and it's called Club Parsnips. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince or find out more at https://athleticomince.com/parsnips/Get involved - you won't regret it! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
11/04/194m 20s

Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit

Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/04/1935m 35s

Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse

An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/03/1936m 3s

Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds

We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/03/1938m 13s

Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk

Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/02/1939m 14s

Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama

Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/02/1935m 59s

Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast

Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swash...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/01/1937m 9s

Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun

Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/01/1933m 19s

Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince

Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/12/1843m 8s

Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!

The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/12/1835m 48s

Ep. 70 - Warhammer

Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/11/1837m 42s

Reheated Mince Vol. 5

Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a bit of Morrissey, South Africa and a poignant duet…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09/11/1842m 18s

Reheated Mince Vol. 4

As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/10/1841m 15s

Reheated Mince Vol. 3

Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scottish tale and more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/10/1845m 34s

Reheated Mince Vol. 2

Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn that ends in heartache for Bob...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02/10/1837m 47s

Reheated Mince Vol. 1

While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one includes jambon, Susanna Hoffs, the reverse toiletand a brief mention of a now-much-loved character…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/09/1838m 55s

Ep. 69 - Six More Fish

Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07/09/1835m 18s

Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter

Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update and some more Fake or Legit…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/08/1833m 8s

Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special

Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling encounter in Homebase…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/08/1835m 55s

Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon

It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob teaches him some Beardsley…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/08/1834m 13s

Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing

Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same function.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/07/1833m 44s

Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings

Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuff and that.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/07/1835m 17s

Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/06/1829m 53s

Ep. 62 - Specific Beef

Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/06/1840m 20s

Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/06/1844m 5s

Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/05/1824m 34s

Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles

Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/05/1834m 23s

Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick…   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
20/04/1835m 27s

Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!

We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawrenson and enjoy another song about Sunderland... as well as some other stuff  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/04/1837m 5s

Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/03/1839m 1s

Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet

Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scottish tale and more of the usual stuff.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/03/1846m 17s

Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops

German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/02/1842m 20s

Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies

A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/01/1845m 36s

Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree

We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/12/1739m 25s

Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue

Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/12/1759m 17s

Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job

This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give him a little kiss from us. Or thank him on Twitter at @guyrowlanduk.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/09/1748m 26s

Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump

The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/08/1744m 31s

Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!

An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11/08/1742m 31s

Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers

Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/07/1745m 44s

Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule

More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/07/1744m 39s

Ep. 45 - Yes Please!

We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01/07/1759m 12s

Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey

Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty health product.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/05/1734m 29s

Ep. 43 - New Potato Season

Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/05/1733m 48s

Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here

Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/04/1741m 4s

Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner

A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/02/1732m 21s

Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For?

More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/02/1733m 45s

Ep. 39 - Instanbul

More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/02/1740m 52s

Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody

Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/02/1742m 45s

Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two

The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve & Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/12/1640m 6s

Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You

Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/12/1644m 37s

Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One

The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro & Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish song. Part two... soon...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/12/1642m 34s

Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick

Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/11/1637m 52s

Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown

McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/11/1647m 24s

Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot

Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/11/1638m 16s

Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective

A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/10/1632m 24s

Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble

A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/10/1640m 13s

Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance

Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06/10/1633m 9s

Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!

A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/09/1631m 54s

Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers

A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
23/09/1631m 31s

Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
13/09/1637m 46s

Ep. 25 - Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style

Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally…  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
25/08/1634m 4s

Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash

A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
19/08/1633m 34s

Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper

An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/08/1635m 23s

Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04/08/1634m 9s

Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up

A £21m bell, Steve McClaren's special visitor, chadwick-weighing and a revelation about Bob's ice rink.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
28/07/1639m 12s

Ep. 20 - Consumer Special

Bob and Andy answer listeners' consumer queries, plus air-fryer sock-drying, Steve McClaren goes on holiday and the Alderman has a kissing rival.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
21/07/1634m 30s

Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special

Bob and Andy forensically study each other's shopping lists, the Alderman takes Bob for a ride and there's more observational comedy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
14/07/1633m 42s

Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle

The Alderman gets a new belt, Andy gets some dubious legal advice, Steve and Roy are on the decks and there's some red hot grouting chat.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/07/1642m 8s

Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth

McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
29/06/1629m 19s

Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee

More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/06/1631m 17s

Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell

Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the Alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/06/1633m 10s

Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident

Jamie Vardy’s massive piggy bank, a Tabitha Huntley Mystery teaser, Steve McClaren's night out at the theatre and more revelations about Bob’s relationship with the dirty alderman.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/06/1638m 33s

Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed

Reaction to Top Gear, a canned chicken, a song that isn’t even new, socks, and some genuine listener feedback.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/05/1640m 19s

Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club

Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
24/05/1635m 48s

Ep.11 - Tom Jones’s Gold Extravagance

Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
17/05/1638m 54s

Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix

Fishing with a slipper, memory foam, Leicester, Bob's servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10/05/1638m 27s

Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks

Steve McClaren’s birthday, a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03/05/1639m 4s

Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
26/04/1638m 34s

Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden

Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob's water feature and definitely not done on Facetime or anything.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
18/04/1623m 53s

Ep.6 - World’s Biggest Poppadom

Bob’s new shoes, stolen Frosties, Louis van Gaal’s sanity, beanies, Leighton Baines’ shorts swap and a free transfer to Geordie Shore.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12/04/1640m 59s

Ep.5 - Napoleon’s Bed

Fun camping games, Janet Jackson, dry rising outlets, custard-filled balls, and a minimum of 8% football.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05/04/1643m 36s

Ep.4 - Football Reinvented

Lifting up celebrities, mints, footballers’ houses, and some domestic appliance purchase advice.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
31/03/1647m 13s

Ep.3 - Chickens

Foam products, ocelots, a catchphrase origin tale, the Gambian D-League, but mainly chickens. Chickens.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
22/03/1637m 29s

Ep.2 - The Reverse Toilet

A lavatory revolution, denim, memorabilia, tractors (again) and much more...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
15/03/1638m 31s

Ep.1 - The Power Of Gentleness

Gentle managers, unofficial tractors, cheap lobster and black dogs are covered in the first episode of this football podcast with Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson. Bob and Andy suggest you probably start on episode 8, once they'd got the hang of this podcast thing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08/03/1647m 40s
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