No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

By No Such Thing As A Fish

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

324: Episode 324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
05/06/2050m 51s

323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
29/05/2058m 32s

322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes

James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
22/05/201h 0m

321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer

James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012.   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
15/05/2052m 23s

320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick

James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
08/05/2050m 56s

319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly

James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
01/05/2058m 27s

318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'

James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
24/04/2057m 17s

317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
17/04/201h 1m

316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
10/04/2044m 58s

315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
03/04/2052m 47s

314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
27/03/2052m 30s

313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
20/03/2058m 35s

312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
13/03/2051m 9s

Episode 312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
13/03/2051m 37s

311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
06/03/2053m 10s

310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
28/02/2052m 38s

309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
21/02/2051m 51s

308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep

Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
14/02/2044m 58s

307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
07/02/2049m 10s

306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping

Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
31/01/2050m 3s

305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
24/01/2043m 29s

304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
17/01/2053m 15s

303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
10/01/2057m 26s

302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus

Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
03/01/201h 24m

Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview

A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
27/12/1931m 2s

301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque

Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
25/12/1951m 0s

300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky

Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
20/12/191h 3m

299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette

Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
13/12/1958m 55s

298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba

Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
06/12/1953m 45s

297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga

Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
29/11/1946m 15s

296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer

Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
22/11/1950m 3s

295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette

Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
15/11/1945m 41s

294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
08/11/1957m 42s

293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
01/11/1957m 53s

292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket. The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now! Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019 Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633 Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
24/10/1957m 23s

291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
18/10/1958m 53s

290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine

Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
11/10/191h 0m

289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
04/10/1950m 40s

288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
27/09/1952m 21s

287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven

Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
20/09/1946m 38s

286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
13/09/1942m 21s

285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall

Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
06/09/1952m 19s

284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones

Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
30/08/1944m 42s

283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow

Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
23/08/1944m 20s

282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
16/08/1943m 32s

281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow

Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
09/08/1943m 48s

280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer

Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
02/08/1944m 21s

279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor

Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
26/07/1943m 21s

278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
19/07/1952m 7s

277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero

Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
12/07/1940m 58s

276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat

Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
05/07/1941m 49s

275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe

Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
28/06/1951m 20s

274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby

Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
21/06/1944m 50s

273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat

Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
14/06/1940m 21s

272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
07/06/1945m 35s

271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot

Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
31/05/1939m 24s

270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
24/05/1943m 41s

269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport

Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
17/05/1939m 33s

268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness

Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
10/05/1948m 19s

267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
03/05/1938m 4s

266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign

Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
26/04/1942m 47s

265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl

Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
19/04/1941m 16s

264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space

Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
12/04/1936m 48s

263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm

Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
05/04/1938m 11s

262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle

Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
29/03/1939m 1s

261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train

Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
22/03/1939m 42s

260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage

Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
15/03/1935m 35s

259: No Such Thing As Flyagra

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
08/03/1940m 40s

258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
01/03/1947m 26s

257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
22/02/1939m 34s

256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
15/02/1943m 15s

255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
08/02/1946m 52s

254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
01/02/1938m 34s

253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
25/01/1945m 1s

252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
18/01/1943m 41s

251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
11/01/1946m 28s

250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
04/01/1945m 23s

249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine

A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
28/12/1837m 58s

Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy

Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
25/12/1842m 21s

248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny

Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
21/12/1849m 16s

247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea

Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
14/12/1846m 8s

246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
07/12/1852m 53s

245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar

Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
30/11/1841m 49s

244: No Such Thing As A Fishman

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
23/11/181h 16m

243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs

Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
16/11/1855m 26s

242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty

Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
09/11/1855m 33s

241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
01/11/1851m 17s

240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
26/10/1857m 24s

239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
19/10/1838m 19s

238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa

Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
12/10/1841m 6s

237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
10/10/1845m 3s

236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture

Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
10/10/1848m 47s

235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
10/10/1845m 11s

234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
14/09/1851m 53s

233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
07/09/1855m 36s

232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
07/09/1840m 4s

231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
07/09/1827m 9s

230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
07/09/1839m 36s

229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
07/09/1842m 42s

228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa

Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
07/09/1834m 36s

227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History

Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
07/09/1852m 30s

226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
07/09/1849m 36s

225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle

Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
07/09/1851m 18s

224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
07/09/1847m 7s

223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
07/09/1843m 47s

222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
07/09/1844m 42s

221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
07/09/1836m 15s

220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots

Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
07/09/1847m 41s

219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
07/09/1846m 22s

218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
07/09/1858m 19s

217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie

Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
07/09/1840m 36s

216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War

Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
07/09/1839m 47s

215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team

Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
07/09/1848m 8s

214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
07/09/1838m 11s

213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
07/09/1846m 34s

212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh

Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
07/09/1846m 53s

211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River

Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
07/09/1850m 32s

210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table

Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
07/09/1840m 22s

209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
07/09/1844m 48s

208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
07/09/1839m 12s

207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction

Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
07/09/1841m 45s

206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
07/09/1844m 54s

205: No Such Thing As The Number Six

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
07/09/1852m 22s

204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
07/09/1844m 28s

203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
07/09/1842m 0s

202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake

Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
07/09/1846m 5s

201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
07/09/1855m 57s

200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
07/09/1854m 47s

199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat

Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
07/09/1841m 48s

198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia

Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
07/09/1852m 38s

No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017

All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
07/09/181h 21m

Merry Fishmas!

A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
07/09/1839m 52s

197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees

A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
07/09/1840m 56s

196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream

Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
07/09/1837m 46s

195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake

Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
07/09/1838m 43s

194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
07/09/1838m 28s

193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
07/09/1847m 7s

192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
07/09/1844m 15s

191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel

Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
07/09/1848m 2s

190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
07/09/1839m 17s

189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan

Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
07/09/1835m 0s

188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
07/09/1838m 40s

187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
07/09/1842m 21s

186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election

Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
07/09/1832m 18s

185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow

Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
07/09/1849m 40s

184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
07/09/1842m 9s

183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
07/09/1833m 41s

182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School

Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
07/09/1833m 30s

181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
07/09/1836m 32s

180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
07/09/1833m 45s

179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
07/09/1833m 16s

178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
07/09/1844m 17s

177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
07/09/1843m 17s

176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
07/09/1840m 45s

175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
07/09/1846m 59s

174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
07/09/1845m 12s

173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
07/09/1844m 47s

172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
07/09/1853m 36s

171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
07/09/1842m 9s

170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
07/09/1844m 0s

169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
07/09/1841m 11s

168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead

In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
07/09/1841m 17s

167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
07/09/1844m 11s

166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
07/09/1846m 38s

165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
07/09/1833m 20s

164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
07/09/1847m 50s

163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
07/09/1853m 47s

162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
07/09/1849m 17s

161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
07/09/1840m 40s

160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
07/09/1846m 48s

159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
07/09/1840m 5s

158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
07/09/1846m 40s

157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
07/09/1843m 27s

156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition

Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
07/09/1840m 55s

155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
07/09/1839m 33s

154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
07/09/1843m 0s

153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
07/09/1840m 20s

152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
07/09/1844m 47s

151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
07/09/1838m 32s

150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
07/09/1839m 42s

149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
07/09/1836m 59s

148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
07/09/1830m 33s

147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
07/09/1839m 31s

146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
07/09/1850m 2s

No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits

A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
07/09/1834m 43s

145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three

A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
07/09/1832m 9s

144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
07/09/1836m 2s

143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
07/09/1833m 33s

142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
07/09/1835m 34s

141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
07/09/1844m 45s

140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
07/09/1844m 56s

139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
07/09/1838m 47s

138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island

Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
07/09/1839m 47s

137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot

Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
07/09/1841m 50s

136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams

Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
07/09/1839m 27s

135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
07/09/1844m 1s

134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
07/09/1837m 26s

133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
07/09/1838m 13s

132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
07/09/1847m 12s

131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
07/09/1843m 31s

130: No Such Thing As Train Jam

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
07/09/1840m 18s

129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
07/09/1837m 0s

128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
07/09/1837m 12s

127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
07/09/1833m 37s

126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
07/09/1836m 16s

125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
07/09/1833m 43s

124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
07/09/1834m 44s

123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
07/09/1836m 39s

122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
07/09/1837m 7s

121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
07/09/1835m 9s

120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin

Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
07/09/1836m 30s

119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery

Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
07/09/1832m 17s

118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider

This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
07/09/1842m 39s

117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
07/09/1841m 18s

116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
07/09/1845m 28s

115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
07/09/1841m 15s

114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
07/09/1833m 35s

113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
07/09/1845m 35s

112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier

Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
07/09/1836m 31s

111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
07/09/1839m 25s

110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
07/09/1836m 0s

109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
07/09/1835m 16s

108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
07/09/1840m 43s

107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
07/09/1839m 28s

106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid

Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
07/09/1835m 56s

105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts

Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
07/09/1833m 31s

104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas

Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
21/03/2034m 6s

103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor

Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
21/03/2033m 25s

102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar

Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
21/03/2030m 1s

101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
21/03/2034m 33s

100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
21/03/2043m 16s

99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
21/03/2036m 35s

98: No Such Thing As Planet George

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
21/03/2036m 4s

97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
21/03/2036m 21s

96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
21/03/2035m 50s

95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
21/03/2034m 25s

94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
21/03/2035m 55s

93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis

Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
21/03/2034m 28s

92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
21/03/2038m 40s

91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
21/03/2040m 25s

90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion

Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
21/03/2052m 11s

89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken

Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
21/03/2036m 24s

88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet

Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
21/03/2034m 24s

No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special

In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
07/09/1829m 7s

87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police

Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
21/03/2040m 16s

86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
21/03/2033m 22s

85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman

Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
21/03/2034m 25s

84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary

Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
21/03/2036m 11s

83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog

Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
21/03/2037m 21s

82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg

Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
21/03/2042m 21s

81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly

Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
21/03/2026m 43s

80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
21/03/2031m 51s

79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
21/03/2041m 41s

78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
21/03/2037m 18s

77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
21/03/2041m 42s

76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
21/03/2031m 47s

75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive

Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
21/03/2047m 22s

74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
21/03/2035m 13s

73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
21/03/2038m 7s

72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
21/03/2034m 38s

71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
21/03/2040m 5s

70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
21/03/2034m 33s

69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
21/03/2036m 33s

68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
21/03/2031m 23s

67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
21/03/2034m 58s

66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
21/03/2036m 21s

65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
21/03/2037m 22s

64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
21/03/2030m 53s

63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock

Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
21/03/2037m 35s

62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
21/03/2042m 41s

61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
21/03/2046m 19s

60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
21/03/2036m 2s

59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard

In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
21/03/2045m 46s

58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
21/03/2041m 44s

57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
21/03/2038m 20s

56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
21/03/2041m 11s

55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
21/03/2041m 27s

54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
21/03/2038m 5s

53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
21/03/2043m 12s

52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine

Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
09/04/2052m 41s

51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat

Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
09/04/2044m 17s

50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style

Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
09/04/2046m 11s

49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda

Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
09/04/2035m 21s

48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
09/04/2037m 1s

47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer

Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
09/04/2034m 48s

46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
09/04/2046m 46s

45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome

Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
09/04/2045m 48s

44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
09/04/2034m 48s

43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette

Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
09/04/2038m 34s

42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
09/04/2047m 58s

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material

New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales.
09/04/2030m 58s

41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television.
09/04/2042m 59s

40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
09/04/2035m 14s

39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space

Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you don't want to get invited to.
09/04/2036m 32s

38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel

Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire (@lievenscheire) discuss love huts, space pizzas, door-based ants, and rehab for drunk birds.
09/04/2047m 45s

37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics

Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency Olympic Games, and what happens if you kill the pope.
09/04/2033m 34s

36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie

Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to call 999.
09/04/2034m 3s

35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie

Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the Antarctic Fire Department, dogs disguised as lions, and a Ming dynasty astronaut.
09/04/2057m 4s

34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle

Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been and the most expensive thing Bruce Willis ever bought.
09/04/2035m 18s

33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken

Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a witch and a sorcerer, and why you should really be listening to this on 12 May. Check out qi.com/halloween for more.
09/04/2034m 11s

32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown

Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh.
09/04/2035m 18s

31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie

Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow.
09/04/2033m 14s

30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music

Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and how northern accents beat the Nazis.
09/04/2052m 36s

29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter), discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.
09/04/2038m 28s

28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...
09/04/2031m 44s

27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth

Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the Grey's real name, and more...
09/04/2032m 48s

26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact

Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.
09/04/2044m 8s

25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants

Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland.
09/04/2030m 7s

24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot

Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (#getannaontwitter), and Alex (@alexbell_) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.
09/04/2032m 46s

23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and Alex (@alexbell_) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental porn, yawning your soul away, and why a beard in battle is a bad idea.
09/04/2036m 30s

22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@qikipedia) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition of Wales.
09/04/2031m 55s

21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers

Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and Alex (@alexbell_) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg cowboys and whether or not we should blow up the Moon.
09/04/2033m 42s

20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil

Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and more...
09/04/2036m 23s

19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew

Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'.
09/04/2035m 41s

18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield

Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (#getannaontwitter) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner(@therichturner) discuss James Joyce's tiny underpants dance, a bucket worth starting a war for, fashionable apes, and much more...
09/04/2033m 58s

17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium

Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)& Chief Gnome John Lloyd(@qikipedia) discuss Elgar's football chants, Arsenal's response to 9/11, how connecting trains can affect a match, and more... Liking Football not required
09/04/2037m 50s

16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland

Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped)Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), Anne Miller (@milleranne ) & Alex Bell (alexbell)discuss randy bears, Bhutanese yeti park rangers, clever 12 year old girls, and more...
09/04/2029m 56s

15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin

Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top Gun in China, exploding dolls and David Cameron's door handle.
09/04/2029m 28s

NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana

South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1818m 23s

NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1821m 53s

NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan

Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1816m 39s

NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico

Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1814m 45s

NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia

USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1819m 2s

NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria

Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1815m 48s

NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland

Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1815m 1s

NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast

Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1813m 52s

NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile

Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1815m 44s

NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria

Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1815m 37s

NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras

France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1814m 18s

NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal

Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1815m 29s

NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica

Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1814m 2s

NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands

Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1813m 8s

NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia

Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
07/09/1814m 44s

14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans

Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames) discuss Charlemagne's tablecloth, Charles Lindbergh's fan mail, the original members of the Mile-High club and more...
09/04/2032m 19s

13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi

Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & special guest Lieven Scheire (@Lievenscheire) discuss Disney's war effort, the rules of pillow fighting, stoned dolphins and more...
09/04/2033m 52s

12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale

Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)& Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more...
09/04/2029m 10s

11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver

Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)& Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss wombat defence, Thailand's underwear policy, how to insult a Prime Minister and more...
09/04/2029m 22s

10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk

Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert (@EricLampaert) discuss illegal javelin throwing, farts in a jar and more...
09/04/2038m 33s

9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss wig theft, un-claimed elephant sperm, hermits at the bottom of the garden & more...
09/04/2031m 14s

8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon

Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest ride, Harry Potter's Chinese adventures & more...
09/04/2032m 25s

7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster

Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a misbehaving coconut, the longest game in the world & more...
09/04/2031m 53s

6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel Prizes Founder Marc Abrahams (@marcabrahams) gather round a microphone to share their favourite newly discovered facts from the last days.
09/04/2030m 16s

5: No Such Thing As A Kiss

Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing and moving house.
09/04/2032m 20s

4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong

Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious mountains and immortal souls. For more, check out www.qi.com/podcast Theme Tune: "Wasps" by Emperor Yes. Buy on iTunes now
09/04/2029m 24s

3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages

Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman (@alexedelman) to discuss the first recorded smile, the most important animal in America and 300 years that may never have happened. For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
09/04/2029m 4s

2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark

Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm). For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
07/09/1831m 16s

1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish

A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
07/09/1834m 30s
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