The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

By Terrace Podcast

Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.

Episodes

A ruse from Roos

Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson break down both Scottish Cup semi-finals from the weekend as Celtic and Aberdeen played out an all-timer on Saturday before Hearts and Rangers served up a big pile of rubbish the following day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/04/241h 3m

What a scorcher!

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces once more for a patented three-game review of the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss Arbroath's miserable relegation from the Championship, whether or not Annan Athletic can pull off the biggest shock of the season, and Bonnyrigg Rose's unlikely thrashing of East Fife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/04/241h 20m

Terrace Special: What it's like to see your team win their first ever league title

Shaughan McGuigan is joined by Craig G Telfer, the happiest man in FK5, to talk about Stenhousemuir FC's first ever title win. Telfer talks about the historic day and how he celebrated on the pitch, in the Wee Bar, and in the home dressing room. They discuss how the league was won, the 12-game winning streak, and the campaign's heroes, before assessing the Warriors' chances in League 1 next term. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/04/2453m 37s

Danny Armstrong: Villain

Graeme Thewliss, Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor talk through the six games from the Scottish Premiership on the final weekend before the split, including Rangers surrendering their advantage in the title race after Ross County's second-half surge, Hibs seeing a 94th-minute Motherwell goal sink them into the bottom six, and Kilmarnock all but wrapping up a European finish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/04/241h 4m

A Scotland C team to conquer the world!

In a break from our usual scheduled programming, Fraser Clarke and Sean Elderbrant put together a team to represent Scotland of the best part-time players in the country (with one full-time designated player) from the lower leagues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/04/241h 18m

Nick Montgomery needs to become Tony Montgomery

Tony Anderson, Joel Sked and Craig Anderson discuss the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership, including a barnstorming Old Firm encounter at Ibrox, Dundee again clutching defeat from the jaws of victory, Nick Montgomery's days being numbered at Easter Road, Hearts winning without Lawrence Shankland, Killie bettering Ross County and Livi getting a rare point against Aberdeen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/04/241h 30m

Today we spell "redemption": F-A-L-K-I-R-K

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to dissect all the comings and goings in the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss Falkirk's title win at Montrose, the top-of-the-table clash in the Championship, and Clyde's return to the "bad old days" in their defeat at Peterhead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/04/241h 8m

Don County, manager of Ross Cowie

Robert Borthwick returns to play host this Monday evening alongside Craig Fowler. The pair chat about the six games in the Scottish Premiership weekend, including: Aberdeen still being rubbish but finding those all-important three points. Don Cowie's strange half-time switch. Adama Sidibeh scoring both a brilliant goal and just generally being brilliant. Dundee's comical opener. Hibs leaving themselves wide open again at Ibrox. Rangers being the more clinical of two profligate teams. Killie impressive at Tynecastle. Celtic getting Reo Hatate back. And Stephen Robinson weakening his side through some second-half subs. Video of the episode will be available on YouTube on Tuesday morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/04/241h 1m

The Dumfries and Galloway Yaya Toure

With Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer up in Inverness recording some sort of TV show, Craig Fowler takes a shot in the presenting chair for our lower-league show alongside everyone's favourite stand-in, Fraser Clarke. The pair chat about Airdrieonians' SPFL Trust Trophy victory over The New Saints and if this is what the Scottish lower leagues wanted to happen, Ayr United's bizarre pass-it-out-from-the-back stubbornness against Queen's Park, Annan Athletic coming alive in 2024 and Bonnyrigg Rose binning Robbie Horn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/03/241h 6m

The return of the Scottish Premiership PANIC!!! scale

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson take advantage of the international break to have a look round the Scottish Premiership and have a temperature check on each of the teams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/03/2452m 18s

This just in: Jackie Stewart is not dead

Shaughan McGuigan and Fraser Clarke cast their beady eyes over a game from each of the three lower leagues, starting in the Championship, where Dunfermline posted their best performance and result of the season with a 3-1 win over leaders Dundee United.  They discuss Queen of the South potentially being the most embarrassing side in SPFL history, before turning their attention on Bonnyrigg, Clyde and an unusually large amount of phlegm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/03/241h 24m

Charles Dunne, just start shooting from anywhere

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson to talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. The pair discuss Killie roaring back against St Mirren, Aberdeen getting an elusive win, Simon Murray's vital importance to Ross County, Livingston being all but relegated, and Brendan Rodgers finally figuring out how to use Kyogo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/03/2458m 27s

The best moments from the 2023/24 Scottish football season (part three)

Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Tony Anderson are back to tackle the latest inclusions into THE LIST. From silent social media videos to a fan flashing his belly in anger, the trio look through the wild, weird and funny moments that make Scottish football what it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/03/2456m 10s

Goodbye Neil Warnock, it's been a pleasure

A day later due to a Monday night fixture, Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through the quarter finals of the Scottish Cup, including Kilmarnock picking a bad time to have their worst game, Aberdeen celebrating the Neil Warnock era before it ended, the shocking level of defending in Celtic-Livi, contentious decisions in Hibs v Rangers, and Hearts' win over Greenock Morton going exactly as we expected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/03/2458m 7s

A Child’s Drawing Of A Horse

Shaughan McGuigan and Fraser Clarke fix their gazes in the lower leagues, as they attempt to give some context to the biggest games from the Championship, League One and League Two.  The duo discuss how big a loss George Oakley will be to Morton’s promotion hopes, and whether or not Inverness Caledonian Thistle’s 2-0 win is a turning point.  They both gush over Montrose and Alloa’s seven goal thriller, analyse Stranraer’s sensational demolition of Dumbarton, and take delight at Brian Martin being delighted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/03/241h 19m

Setting fire to your house to avoid watching St Johnstone v Livingston

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to talk through the sublime and the ridiculous from the Scottish Premiership weekend, including Theo Bair strengthening his 'Most Improved' candidacy with a top showing at Ibrox, Hearts humbling Celtic in another VAR-centric game, Dylan Levitt inspiring Hibs to victory, Aberdeen collapsing in injury time, Dundee reverting to type with their defensive liabilities and Saints-Livi almost getting football stopped. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/03/241h 2m

The big lower-league mailbag - part two

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer reach into the mailbag once again to answer questions from our Patreon listeners. The pair discuss young talents who didn't reach their potential, who'd be chucked out first in a managerial Royal Rumble, and the plot of the exciting new blockbuster movie franchise Lang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/03/241h 20m

Neil Warnock's busman's holiday

Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Tony Anderson for a look back on the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. The pair focus on the huge six-pointer at the bottom as an injury-time goal wins a classic 'game of two halves', while both matches involving the Old Firm are examined as Rangers look a lot more convincing in victory than Celtic. There's also praise for a January signing at Easter Road, questions over the seriousness in which Neil Warnock is approaching the Aberdeen job, and the St Johnstone faithful already being fed up with Craig Levein's style of football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/02/241h 11m

The big lower-league mailbag - part one!

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to answer a series of questions from our Patreon subscribers about the Scottish lower leagues. Has Raith Rovers' social media team gone too far? Where has it gone wrong for Marvin Bartley? Who's the most dislikable player in the lower leagues? And who's the biggest overachievers this season? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/02/241h 30m

Hibernian's ministry of funny runs

Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Gary Cocker for a look back on the Scottish Premiership weekend. Matches at Celtic Park and McDiarmid Park are in focus as there's a new leader in the title race, while Livingston threaten to make things exciting at the bottom of the division. A disappointing Dundee summer signing gets some praise in Say Something Nice, while Neil Warnock needs to check the definition of manslaughter and Lawrence Shankland is at it again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/02/241h 3m

The Battle of Stair Park: Ebbo's Last Stand

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer for a dander through the lower leagues of Scotland. The pair discuss Dunfermline Athletic's latest embarrassment on home turf, Hamilton Academical fans booing shots, and the most action-packed match of the season so far: Stranraer 2-0 Clyde. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/02/241h 36m

A special Terrace Podcast announcement

Craig Anderson hosts as Craig Fowler announces a first ever for The Terrace Podcast, what to expect going forward and how our listeners can help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/02/2430m 30s

Syncronised celebration after not scoring

New-look Monday show! Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson trial a change to our typical weekly Monday show format as they look back over the fifth round of the Scottish Cup, including Greenock Morton bettering Motherwell across the park, a role-reversal at the SMiSA Stadium and Hearts deciding to have a specialist Scottish Cup goalkeeper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/02/2457m 15s

Photoshopped Dick Campbell

Shaughan McGuigan is joined by Fraser Clarke as the two of them discuss Dunfermline putting in one of the poorest performances of the season, Rhys McCabe and Dougie Imrie continuing to punch above their weight, and what to expect from Scott Brown at Ayr United.  They’re both impressed at how Andy Graham has started at Alloa Athletic, and discuss what a surprisingly fresh-faced Dick Campbell might bring to Methil.  Lastly, they look at the bottom end of League Two, and if there’s anyone else at the fag end of League Two who Clyde can still drag in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/02/241h 19m

The patient had his arms put back on the wrong way

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership as Craig Levein (kinda) gets his tactics right in the Highlands, Celtic are back to being less than convincing, Hibs plumb to new depths under Montgomery, Shankland inspires Hearts to another 3-2 win over Dundee, Livi don't even attempt to lay a glove on Rangers and Theo Bair demonstrates in 90 minutes how to get the best out of him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/02/241h 12m

That dressing room is not fit for vermin

Shaughan McGuigan has returned from Australia and is back in the hotseat with Craig G Telfer to catch up on the weekend's action in the lower leagues. The pair examine Raith Rovers' decline, Annan Athletic's little-coveted "ninth-place island", and the big games at the top and bottom of League 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/02/241h 20m

The joy of Cornflakes when all you’ve had is porridge

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Craig Anderson for a review of the weekend's Scottish Premiership. The trio discuss familiar issues with Hibs, the perplexing continued employment of Barry Robson, Dundee looking even stronger after the signing of Michael Mellon, St Johnstone fans' growing frustration with Craig Levein, a grind-it-out victory from Rangers and Celtic still looking on the verge of something going badly wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/01/241h 19m

Eight (or maybe nine) very interesting transfers from the Scottish lower leagues

Craig G Telfer teams up with Fraser Clarke once again to look at some interesting transfers to have taken place in the Scottish lower leagues in recent weeks. The pair discuss how David Wotherspoon fits in at Dundee United, if Jake Hastie can be rejuvenated at Hamilton Academical, and how Lennon Gallagher will fit in at Dumbarton (plus many, many more!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/01/241h 35m

Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup fourth round

Gary Cocker returns to the main show after his fatherhood-duty hiatus. He is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt to talk through the weekend's action in the Scottish Cup, including Gary's beloved side blowing it again, Lawrence Shankland negotiating strength getting an extra bump, shocks from Bonnyrigg and Airdrie, David Martindale tasting victory again and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/01/2445m 27s

A forensic deep dive into the depths of Scotland's League Two

Craig G Telfer is joined by Fraser Clarke for a forensic analysis of League 2. Using the weekend's games, the pair analyse how all 10 teams' season have played out so far, and their prospects for the future, with particular attention paid to Fraser's beloved Dumbarton. One for the heads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/01/242h 9m

Drafting the best players on expiring contracts in the Scottish Premiership

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson go head-to-head in a contest to try and draft the best possible XI exclusively using the 108 (!) Scottish Premiership players who will see their current contracts expire this summer. Let us know which of the two you think won this contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/01/241h

Two clubs end looooooong winless runs as Paul Hartley gets serenaded

Shaughan McGuigan is away to sunny Australia, so Craig Fowler fills in for him on the lower-league podcast alongside Craig G Telfer. The pair discuss Queen's Park getting their first league victory in ages, Clyde getting their first league victory in ages, and Falkirk absolutely pumping Cove Rangers on Tuesday night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/01/241h 13m

The 10 best signings of the Scottish Premiership season so far

Our triumphant return to topical podcasting sees Joel Sked and Amy Canavan each ranking their top 10 best signings of the Scottish Premiership season so far. Tune in and later hurl abuse for their selections. (Due to a technical error this show will not be available to watch on YouTube.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/01/241h 2m

Duncan's book club: Craig Fowler (episode 1)

Like 'What a Season That Was!' this is the launch of a new series that we're putting up on the free-to-air feed for the end of the holiday period before it gets a consistent run on our Patreon site (www.patreon.com/terracepodcast). On each episode, the most well-read member of The Terrace Podcast, Mr Duncan McKay, will talk to a guest about their favourite football book, their favourite sports book and their favourite book of all time. First up, it's the leader of the pack - Craig Fowler. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/01/2443m 33s

What a Season That Was! The 2000-2001 Scottish football campaign

Happy New Year from everyone at The Terrace! Craig Fowler is joined by Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns to look back on the most interesting storylines from the 2000-2001 season, from a mainly top-flight perspective. This includes the introduction of the split, a couple of famous 6-2 wins, 'the Battle of Bothwell Bridge' and Scotland chucking a 2-0 lead to ten men. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/01/2447m 25s

The 10 best Scottish football moments of 2023

Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson each pick their top 10 best moments from the calendar year in the weird and wonderful world of Scottish football. (Recorded on December 22nd) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/12/231h 25m

What a Season That Was! The 1999-2000 Scottish football campaign

Craig Fowler introduces this show with a festive message about what we're doing over the next couple of weeks. Then Craig Cairns, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Anderson kick off the first in a new series which will begin on the main pod before migrating over to our Patreon (www.patreon.com/terracepodcast). Each pod will look back at the most interesting storylines that we remember from a Scottish football season. We'll work our way from the turn of the century up to the present day. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/12/231h 2m

Forfar Athletic's Giant Swear Filter

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up for the final podcast of 2023. The pair look at the big clash at the top of Championship between Dundee United and Raith Rovers, Falkirk's huge win over Hamilton Academical, and how Forfar Athletic bounce back after another tanking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/12/231h 29m

The best days of Jonny Hayes’ Indian summer

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined by former Terrace regular John Callan to review the weekend's action, including Rangers winning the first trophy of the season with a victory over Aberdeen in the Viaplay Cup final, Hearts earning their first victory at Celtic Park in 14 years, Hibs doing absolutely nothing of note against St Johnstone, and three other guff Scottish Premiership games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/12/231h 6m

24 Daves in Six Minutes = Four Daves a Minute

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to take a patented look at three games from the Scottish lower leagues last weekend. The pair discuss Queen's Park's short, medium and long term future after their latest defeat, how Edinburgh City's kiddies' team handled Stirling Albion, and some godawful defending from Elgin City. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/12/231h 16m

Get Ross Laidlaw on a flight to Germany

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson shake off the cobwebs from a heavy night out to discuss each and every Scottish Premiership game from this past weekend. There's Kilmarnock dominating Celtic in the second half at Rugby Park, Steven Naismith showing further limitations as a manager, a desperation attempt by Stuart Kettlewell to stop the rot, Jonah Ayunga inspiring St Mirren to a much-needed win, Steven Lovell's scathing commentary and *another* soft VAR call going the way of Rangers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/12/2358m 45s

Justice for Jock McStay - the return of the lower league podcast!

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces for the first time in two months to take a customary look at the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss another last-minute winner for Raith Rovers, how video games contributed to another defeat for Queen of the South, and another horrendous 90 minutes of football between Stenhousemuir and Bonnyrigg Rose Athletic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/12/231h 20m

Bonus podcast: Same Team - A Street Soccer Story

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Robbie Gordon and Jack Nurse as they talk about the process of creating Same Team - A Street Soccer Story, a show live at the Traverse Theatre in Edinburgh running throughout December that tells the story of five women's experience of homelessness as they come together and set out to win the Homeless World Cup in Milan. Details... The @traversetheatre world premiere of Same Team - A Street Soccer Story by Robbie Gordon and Jack Nurse, created with the women of the Dundee Change Centre. The audience becomes the fans, clearance becomes kick-off, the interval becomes half-time. We join their team and we play by their rules. A warm, heartfelt story of friendship, community and teamwork in an uplifting whirlwind through the highs and lows of homeless football. 📅 Fri 8 - Sat 23 Dec ⬇️ Find out more and be the first to book your tickets:  https://www.traverse.co.uk/whats-on/event/same-team-a-street-soccer-story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/12/2318m 29s

Sam Lammers: the workplace suck-up

Tony Anderson and Craig Fowler talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action, including late drama at Fir Park, Celtic again winning while looking far from convincing, Aberdeen somehow failing to score at Easter Road, Todd Cantwell getting a shot in the No.10 role and Steven Naismith getting things right with one area of his Hearts team. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/12/231h 11m

The single best player on every Scottish Premiership club

Robert Borthwick and Craig Anderson compare and contrast their picks for the best individual talents on each and every Scottish top-flight side. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/11/231h 1m

Borrowing Jane Park's phone charger

Graeme Thewliss and Tony Anderson talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership which, let's be honest, wasn't a round of fixtures we'll remember for a long time. But there was a big away victory for Hibs, both halves of the Old Firm being held to a 1-1 draw, and Hearts boring their way to another win. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/11/231h 10m

Dundee Tapas Appreciation Society

Robert Borthwick and Tony Anderson debate Derek Adams' return to Ross County, indulge in some back-slapping over A View From The Terrace reaching 100 episodes and welcome in a return of Do Me A Solid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/11/231h 8m

The 'GT3' fan club is in disarray

Amy Canavan is joined by Craig Anderson to look back on the final game of Scotland's triumphant Euro 2024 qualifying campaign as Steve Clarke's undermanned side drew 3-3 with Norway's undermanned side. And the pair get to the No.1 in our Most Memorable Scotland Matches list, almost four years after we started it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/11/231h 4m

Alternative Scottish Premiership awards to brighten up an international break

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Amy Canavan use the international break to look back at the cinch Premiership season thus far through a variety of awards. There's most improved, most fun new addition, signing to be most panicked about, most Space Jam'd and the most Scottish football moment so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/11/231h

An assist for James Tavernier, as it's known

Craig Fowler, Thom Watt and Craig Anderson discuss the six Premiership matches from the weekend, including Aberdeen's 15-man (trusted) squad running on fumes, Dundee giving a good kickin' to St Mirren's top-six credentials, alarm bells ringing for Motherwell, Craig Levein keeping St Johnstone's momentum going, Derek McInnes panicking over away form and Ross McAusland lighting up a routine Rangers win. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/11/2359m 55s

Murray's mentality monsters, Morton's misery and Michael McIndoe's use of the word... Dave

Craig G Telfer is unavailable yet again, so stepping into his place is Tony Anderson to lead Shaughan McGuigan on a whistle-stop tour of the lower leagues. There's chat about teams at the top and bottom of all three divisions, including whether our resident lower-league expert thinks there's a title challenge coming from Stark's Park, why Greenock Morton look like they're about to be cut adrift, and an interesting beginning for the new Edinburgh City boss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/11/231h 3m

It's a Aberdeen-Rangers League Cup final as Motherwell continue to stink out the joint

Graeme Thewliss and Euan Taylor discuss the two big matches at Hampden this past weekend as Aberdeen and Rangers will now meet in the League Cup final. The pair then cover the Scottish Premiership matches with dreadful runs for Motherwell, Livingston and Ross County extending by another game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/11/2357m 24s

The Scottish Premiership PANIC meter

Craig Fowler is drafted in at the last minute to host Thursday's main show. He talks to Graeme Thewliss about each of the Premiership teams after the midweek games, but with a twist. Where does each club rank on the panic scale? 1 - Just chillin', man 2 - It's fine, things are fine 3 - Mmmm, not sure about this 4 - We're in real danger 5 - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/11/231h 3m

James Brown's bouncy tits

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson talk through another action-packed weekend in the cinch Premiership as Steven MacLean had his last stand against St Mirren, Ross County got into a groove before being undone by some hilarious defending, Hearts failed to see out 45 minutes of non-stop defending at Ibrox, Kilmarnock beat up on a 'heads-gone' Aberdeen, Dundee made a key half-time change to get the better of Livingston, and Nick Montgomery showed his adaptability to hold Celtic at Easter Road. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/10/231h 12m

The best moments in Scottish football so far this 2023/24 season (part 1)

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Shaughan McGuigan to talk through THE LIST - a collection of moments from this campaign so far which highlight the very best Scottish football has to offer, i.e. grade A bampottery. If you want to listen to part two, you'll find it over at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/10/2355m 20s

Kyle Vassell: The attacking turnstile

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor to talk through the three matches which survived the weather in the Scottish Premiership this past weekend as Rangers got off to a flying start under Philippe Clement, Kilmarnock got their first non-Old Firm victory in quite some time, and Fowler rants about Hearts after Celtic pissed all over them at Tynecastle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/10/2358m 17s

OPEN THE VAULT: 16 to 1 - The Grand Final

Throughout last season, Craig Anderson hosted a series of quiz shows on our Patreon aimed at finding out who the best Terrace member was (other than himself) at Scottish football trivia. This was the final: Craig Fowler v Thom Watt. The rest of the 16 to 1 series is on our Patreon. Subscribe at patreon.com/terracepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/10/231h 14m

Three clubs looking for the carrot at the end of the tunnel

With Shaughan McGuigan unavailable, Craig Fowler has studied like it's a Higher maths exam to try and hold his own alongside the other half of our resident lower-league duo, Craig G Telfer. The two look at three teams who are not having a particularly good time of it lately with three managers on the hotseat. Marvin Bartley at Queen of the South, Brian Rice at Alloa Athletic and Brian McLean at Clyde. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/10/231h 3m

It's official! Scotland are going to Germany for Euro 2024!

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson a day after Scotland's passage to Germany was assured following Spain's 1-0 victory over Norway. The trio talk through each game of the campaign and the key players who made an indelible mark along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/10/2354m 57s

OPEN THE VAULT: Moments in Patter (vol 10): Celtic's 2020/21 season

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of the extra quality on offer. Subscribe to get all the extra content at... patreon.com/terracepodcast (First record: April 2, 2023) They wanted ten in a row, but instead got Boli Bolingoli breaking Covid restrictions for a winch, Neil Lennon's managerial meltdown, hilariously bad defeats in European football, the disastrous trip to Dubai and Shane Duffy. In this episode, Graeme Thewliss is joined by our resident Rangers fan Euan Taylor to look back on it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/10/2346m 9s

Hell Comes to Frogtown

After two weeks away, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer reunite to discuss the big games and talking points in the Scottish lower leagues. The pair discuss the clash at the top of the Championship, two execrable 0-0 draws, lost car keys, sex slaves, pleading for a half-time whistle that never comes, and Edinburgh City's left-field managerial appointment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/10/231h 19m

OPEN THE VAULT: Celebrating 10 years of the SPFL by drafting the fuck out if it

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of the extra quality on offer. Subscribe to get all the extra content at... patreon.com/terracepodcast (First record: June 27, 2023) The Anderson brothers, Craig and Tony, are joined by Joel Sked for an SPFL special draft. The trio pick their ultimate Premiership XI from 2013 (when the SPL and SFL merged). The catch, they can only select one player per team. For example, if Tony Watt was selected by Tony he would not be able to select another from St Johnstone, Hearts, Celtic, Dundee United and St Mirren.  Let's just say one of the three gets into trouble early on Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/10/231h 46m

Cyriel Dessers' glass is bereft of water

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson to talk through the weekend's Scottish Premiership football, including the reasons behind Hibs' Edinburgh derby comeback, Motherwell's lack of quality up top becoming an increasingly concerning issue, James Tavernier's wonderful strike, Reo Hatate dominating at Parkhead, and St Johnstone getting another positive result but still looking like the league's weakest team. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/10/231h 7m

OPEN THE VAULT: The 2023/24 Scottish Premiership Clone Wars

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of the extra quality on offer. Subscribe to get all the extra content at... patreon.com/terracepodcast (First record: September 19, 2023) Craig Fowler and Andy Harrow get together to answer this question: Which one player would you pick from each Scottish Premiership club if you had to clone them to make up the entire team? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/10/2325m 8s

Bagging off with the Stopwatch Gang in Pilton Park

Tony Anderson is joined by lower-league regular Shaughan McGuigan and lower-league ringer Craig Fowler to discuss the three most interesting games from the past weekend, including Duncan Ferguson's winning start to his Inverness Caley Thistle reign, Callumn Morrison's incredible last-gasp winner, and what the 2-2 draw at Ainslie Park says about the two "Edinburgh" clubs' prospects in League Two. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/10/231h

OPEN THE VAULT: "You're just a shit Paul Hartley!"

As promised, throughout the month of October we shall be releasing old Patreon episodes on our free-to-air feed for those who are so far unaware of the extra quality on offer. Subscribe to get all the extra content at... patreon.com/terracepodcast (First record: August 31, 2023) What's the biggest insult you've ever heard on the terraces? Have you ever been compared unfavourable to the incumbent Cove Rangers manager? Craig G Telfer has, anyway, and he wants to tell you, and Shaughan McGuigan, all about it. The pair also chat about why people are so angry at football, nasty tweets, and dental surgery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/10/2337m 56s

Steven Gerrard was actually the brains behind the Steven Gerrard reign

Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to talk through the Premiership fixtures from this past weekend, including Michael Beale's last stand as Rangers boss, the continuing improvement of Aberdeen, Celtic taking advantage of some shocking defending to earn a dramatic win at Motherwell, Brad Lyons hard-working the ball into the back of the net, Hearts continuing to show signs of life under Steven Naismith, St Johnstone trying something new and it kind of working, and Hibs not having a fully-functioning midfield since John McGinn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/10/231h 18m

Sorry for impersonating a Celtic podcast

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Thom Watt to discuss the four midweek matches in the League Cup. They talk through Hibs relying on their attacking prowess, St Mirren's sustainability as the leading European contender, Connor Barron's return to form, Hearts showing some proper shoots of recovery under Steven Naismith, and the latest refereeing/VAR head-scratcher. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/09/231h 5m

Joe Hart’s humiliation fetish

Craig Fowler is joined by Joel Sked and Euan Taylor to discuss the weekend's Premiership action, including Aberdeen getting their groove back, Kilmarnock continuing their inability to beat anyone except Celtic or Rangers, Hibs' necessary commitment to the attack, the ongoing shambles at Hearts, an impressive showing from ten-man Celtic and a number of very strange tactical decisions from Michael Beale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/09/231h 17m

8358 days, 1194 weeks, 23 years

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to talk about everything that's happened in lower-league Scottish football over the past seven days. The pair discuss Raith Rovers' long overdue win over Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Arbroath's recent return to form, the decline and fall of Edinburgh City, and the battle at the bottom of League 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/09/231h 29m

Have you got your ticket for Jack Baldwin's gun show?

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Cairns and Craig Anderson to talk through the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership as Hibs look very Hibs-like under new boss Nick Montgomery, Hearts better Aberdeen in a meeting of two teams who still don't look to be very good, and away sides St Mirren and Livingston leave their respective hosts feeling a sense of injustice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/09/231h

The 300-Year-Old Werewolf

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up to put lower-league Scottish under the microscope once again. The pair look back on the weekend's SPFL Trust Trophy third-round results, Dundee United's impressive winning streak and Ayr United's Q+A with managing director Graeme Mathie. The pair also discuss Cove Rangers wacky recruitment, and some smashed-up toilets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/09/231h 17m

Best and worst signings from every Scottish Premiership side this summer

Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson dip back into domestic matters during the international break to analyse every Premiership club's transfer window and make their predictions for who will be considered the best and worst from the latest batch of signings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/09/231h 18m

Bonus podcast: Scotland remain absolutely f***ing class

Craig Fowler and Craig Telfer joyously talk about the Scotland national team after a dominant performance in Cyprus takes us within touching distance of Germany 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/09/2346m 12s

The Injury-Time Winners Club

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer put lower-league Scottish football under the microscope as they assess the best of the action from the last seven days. The pair discuss the last-minute winners for Stenhousemuir and Raith Rovers, Hamilton Academical's selling off the family silver, and how Elgin City conceded two goals in eight seconds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/09/231h 22m

Kevin Clancy bullet time

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor to talk through the weekend's cinch Premiership action, from St Johnstone's comeback, Hibs' resurgence, Motherwell dominating Hearts, Rangers' travails, an egregious mistake in Ayrshire and some acrobatics at the Tony Mac. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/09/231h 12m

Olly Dolly, you have won the points!

In this grab-bag episode, Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to discuss all the big talking points from the last seven days in lower-league Scottish football. The pair discuss Raith Rovers' win over Dunfermline Athletic, how Tommy Goss' timely return might just kickstart Annan Athletic's campaign, and the greatest piece of commentary from the season so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/08/231h 21m

Steven MacLean's christening attire

Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Joel Sked to break down the six matches in the cinch Premiership this past weekend, as Hibs play so poorly that Lee Johnson gets the bullet, Aberdeen perform daylight robbery on St Mirren, Motherwell perform a second-half fightback at Fir Park, and Borna Barisic turns back the clock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/08/231h 8m

The Swiss equivalent of Germolene

Tony Anderson and his close associate Shaughan McGuigan discuss three lower league games from the last seven days, and have a good laugh doing so! They talk through Falkirk’s ability to attack teams differently, Stirling Albion fans having little to worry about, Hamilton Accies' title intentions and Stenhousemuir's tiny squad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/08/231h 4m

There's going to be a new League Cup winner this season!

Craig Cairns leads Tony Anderson and Joel Sked on a discussion of the last 16 of the Viaplay Cup. They talk through the return and performance of Scott Brown for Raith Rovers, ordinary Celtic and the flexibility of this Kilmarnock team, and George Oakley putting the shitters up Leon Balogun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/08/231h 14m

Zak Dingle's Lesser Hampden

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their patented tour around Scotland's lower leagues, casting their eyes on three of the biggest games of the weekend. The pair discuss Queen's Park's beautiful football (and their unkempt stadium), Falkirk's last-gasp goal to rescue a point against Cove Rangers, and an early goal-of-the-season contender from Bradley Barrett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/08/231h 18m

'Simon Murray is a dug chasing a plastic bag' - cinch Premiership 2023/24 weekend review

Craig Fowler is joined by Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson in Terrace Towers new west coast location to talk through the Premiership weekend, including St Mirren fans having a laugh at a couple of familiar faces, Motherwell's debutant making an immediate match-winning impact, and the Edinburgh clubs having European hangovers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/08/231h 7m

Bradley Rodden: an apology - three most interesting games from the Scottish lower-league weekend

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer team up for their first foray into the lower leagues of the season as they review three games from across last weekend. The pair discuss Kieran Mitchell's late equaliser at Firhill, why Bradley Rodden could be the League 1 Player of the Year, and how they may have mis-underestimated Peterhead's prospects. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/08/231h 7m

The cinch Premiership season 2023/24 is here - and it is beautiful

The top flight of Scottish football returned for another season and it was well worth the wait. There was a week one shock in Rangers losing the title with 37 games to spare. There was a good old-fashioned Hibsing down at Easter Road. There was a 90-minute fight at Almondvale. And generally there was a bit of good play and a whole lot of nonsense. Gary Cocker, Craig Fowler and Euan Taylor talk through it all. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/08/231h 4m

The Scottish lower league season 2023/24 preview EXTRAVAGANZA!

The longest podcast to ever podcast sees Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer do a deep dive on all 30 teams in the Scottish lower leagues ahead of the new campaign. Can Dundee United bounce back at the first time of asking? Are Bonnyrigg Rose going to kick on or is this another year purely about survival? And will Telfer stop bounding up the road at midnight on a Saturday to see Falkirk TV highlights? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/08/236h 10m

One burning question about every team before the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership season

Joel Sked, Craig Anderson and Gary Cocker get together to answer burning questions on each Premiership club ahead of the league start on Saturday. Who are top six dark horses? Who’ll be gone before the autumn harvest? Who is touted as a potential dundee united? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/08/231h 4m

Baddiel's Syndrome: the ultimate guide to the forgotten sitcom

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to talk about one of television's forgotten gems: David Baddiel's 2001 sitcom Baddiel's Syndrome. The pair discuss whether or not "the British Seinfeld" was any good, its characters, and its best and worst moments, before looking over all 13 episodes. If you like "having a laugh" - you'll love this! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/06/231h 30m

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2022/23

It's the last show of this season! We've got all our usual awards: Mr Versatile, Most Handsome, Worst Signing, Most Improved. Amy Canavan, Tony Anderson and Craig Fowler will be picking the winners, guided along by our host Mr Craig G Telfer. Enjoy and we hope you have a great summer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/06/231h 58m

Six shoot predictions and an oral history of Rotten dot com

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer peer into the not-so-distant future to make six predictions about the upcoming 2023/24 season in the Scottish lower leagues based on nothing more than their own biases and prejudices. The pair expect big things from Raith Rovers and Stenhousemuir, fancy the newly named "Edinburgh City" to struggle, and John McGlynn to be the first managerial casualty of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/06/231h 12m

“One more time”

Craig Anderson, Euan Taylor and Shaughan McGuigan pick over the bones of the final games of the season, examining what happened in the Scottish Cup final between Celtic v Inverness and the Premiership playoff second leg between Ross County and Partick Thistle, as well as what happens next for all four clubs.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/06/2350m 19s

The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

Joel Sked is joined by Rob Borthwick for the final top 12 list of the season. And it is time for the strikers! There were plenty of impressive front men this season. Just who finishes No.1 though? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/06/231h 2m

Contractually Obliged Podcast

Thom Watt leads Euan Taylor through the last round of Scottish Premiership fixtures of the season. They discuss: Lee Johnson losing his little head Peter Urminksy having a hole in him Where Aberdeen need to improve for next season An emotional day in Perth Kyle Vassell’s perfect hat-trick of perseverance Dundee United’s comedy cavalcade finally crashing to relegation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/05/2358m 8s

The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

In our penultimate podcast of this series, Craig Anderson talks to Thom Watt about the best attackers in the top flight who operate from, but not necessarily on, the periphery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/05/231h 9m

Malky McCry

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to discuss the weekend's action from a rudderless United performance against Livingston, to a Josh Ginnelly-inspired Hearts. The boys heap praise on Curtis Miami and marvel at the most St. Johnstone goal possible to ensure safety, before talking through a flat Easter Road and a bloody good laugh at Fir Park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/05/231h 9m

The 10 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

A few days later than usual, Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick get together to run through a rather uninspiring list of talents as the No.10 drifts out of modern football. But there's still plenty of Grade A patter and analysis here to sink your teeth into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/05/2352m 28s

Metaphorical Fools and Horses

Tony Anderson leads Graeme Thewliss and Craig Anderson through the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. Despite all attempts at intelligent analysis, every bottom six game boils down to the benefits of a good old fashioned front two and proper hard working number 9s. In the top six, they talk about Todd Cantwell doing it when it doesn't matter and St Mirren and Kevin Nisbet not doing it when it does. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/05/231h 19m

The best moments in Scottish football across the 2022/23 season (part 3)

Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Robert Borthwick return once again for The List. That's where we keep a running record of all the weird, wonderful, wacky and wild things which make Scottish football what is is. Parts 1 and 2 were recorded earlier in the season. Part 4 is available over on our Patreon. That's patreon.com/terracepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/05/2357m 9s

The 12 best centre-midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

Joel Sked and Tony Anderson get together for a bumper edition of the top 12 lists. This time the duo debate and discuss the best central midfielders - those not classed as either defensive or attacking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/05/231h 44m

The striker built in a lab

Tony Anderson and Graeme Thewliss are hosted by Craig Anderson to cover a big weekend of Scottish football as Celtic shock the football world by winning the title. Sadly there is yet more VAR chat as both Celtic and Rangers are involved in big calls. Tony provides some vague recollection of Hibs beating lacklustre St Mirren to join the race for third. In the bottom six, Graeme purrs about a dominant Motherwell performance while Craig mulls over yet another rotten away performance from Killie. They also discuss Ross County taking advantage of a Livi side who were on an early holiday, and St Johnstone sinking Dundee United back into the abyss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/05/231h 16m

A series of things that both surprised us and disappointed us

Shaughan McGuigan locks horns with his old pal Craig G Telfer as the pair take a look back over the Scottish football season and talk about this that surprised them and disappointed them. They discuss James McPake's rip-roaring season with Dunfermline Athletic, the lack of a title race in League 1, East Fife's resurgence and Paul Hartley's miserable return to Cove Rangers, before complaining about the state of their own sides. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/05/231h 23m

Tomoki Iwata and his run-in with the law

Gary Cocker takes Euan Taylor and Graeme Thewliss through the weekend's Scottish Cup semi finals, questioning how sensible headering a ball on the ground while 3-0 up and cruising is, and cut Euan loose with the sleepiest back-four about, before outlining exactly how Rangers can start to turn things around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/05/2352m 48s

Drafting the best Scottish Premiership XI using only Scottish players

We were supposed to bring the top 10 centre-midfielders from the top flight for this podcast but that had to be scrapped at the last minute due to illness. Therefore, we've brought you one of our juicy, premium podcasts instead. Andy Harrow leads Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay as all three try to come up with the best XI by drafting 'Scottish only' players from the top flight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/04/2346m 41s

Kevin van Veen made Greg Taylor look like an absolute fanny

Craig Fowler, Euan Taylor and Robert Borthwick look back over a Scottish Premiership weekend in which Aberdeen kept on motoring, Tynecastle was treated to 'Naisy Ball', St Mirren shat the bed but still ended the day happy, both St Johnstone and Hibs made curious line-up choices, and Dundee United continued their dramatic turnaround. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/04/2357m 38s

The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick have each got a list of No.6s and they've got some very big opinions to go along with them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/04/231h 11m

Stevie Naismith had one job

Thom Watt, Amy Canavan and Euan Taylor combine to talk through the weekend's Premiership action, including Hibs edging out Hearts for the first time in a while, St Johnstone's continued doom spiral and... Mark O'Hara for Scotland? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/04/231h 9m

A widow on a dating app

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer trawl through the muck of the Scottish lower leagues in search of answers. The pair look at Dundee's resurgence at the top of the Championship, Dunfermline Athletic's inevitable title win, and the decline and fall of Dumbarton. They also examine the runners and riders at the fag end of League 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/04/231h 32m

One Step Forward…

Joel Sked is joined by Amy Canavan and Craig Anderson to talk through an exciting weekend of Scottish Premiership action, with a litany of defensive howlers and some tactical disasterclasses. Can we jinx St Mirren’s top six hopes for the second time in three years? Are Rangers closing the gap? Will Kilmarnock ever score away from home again? Who is this guy and what did he do with Aziz Behich? Will Kevin van Veen make the Dutch squad? How are St Johnstone not bottom? We answer all these questions and not very many more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/04/231h 19m

The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

Euan Taylor and Joel Sked countdown the best central defenders in the Scottish top flight at this present time and wooboi it ain't pretty to begin with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/04/231h 11m

I want the goods, give me the goods

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Amy Canavan to talk over a weekend's football where Hearts sank further into the mud, Kilmarnock played exactly how you thought they played, Hibs were atrocious at Easter Road, Aberdeen won playing ugly, David Martindale got it all wrong in Paisley and the Old Firm won 2-0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/04/231h 8m

It's class being Scottish! We're the highest of the high! The kings of the f***ing earth!

Duncan McKay, Thom Watt and Tony Anderson revel in a famous victory for the Scotland national team as we bent it right up a bunch of greetin-faced Spanish losers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/03/2357m 4s

Ryan Porteous' telekinetic powers and the Carthorse Challenge

Tony Anderson is joined by Craig Anderson and Craig Fowler to talk through Scotland's 3-0 victory over Cyprus and look forward to Tuesday's match with Spain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/03/2354m 17s

Multiplicity grossed a worldwide total of $21 million at the box office

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer for a waltz around the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about David Robertson's departure from Peterhead and how the Blue Toon found themselves in this sorry state, as well as a mixed week for Albion Rovers, who beat the League 2 leaders before losing a vital six-pointer. The podcast finishes with a discussion about Open Goal's withdrawal from their partnership with Broomhill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/03/231h 30m

Another game, another goal for Drey Wright

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson discuss the latest from the Scottish Premiership after another action-packed weekend, including: The VAR debate being tedious AF so we try to spend as little time on it as possible Why Hearts were doomed from the start against the hard-running Dons Hibs coming with a gameplan but being undone by Oh (and the ref) Rangers having the weapons to get themselves out of a jam David Martindale might another odd tactical tweak yet another masterclass Dundee United failing, again, to take three points when it was within reach Kilmarnock turning to youth for inspiration Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/03/2358m 2s

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

We're back with another in our series but with an altered line-up. Due to scheduling restrictions, Joel and Fowler are out for ,this episode looking at the best full-backs, Duncan McKay and Euan Taylor are in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/03/231h 23m

“26 years of hurt, Caley stopped him dreaming”

Tony Anderson hosts Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as they run through the Scottish Cup quarterfinals. Chris Maguire and Frankie Musonda conspire to send Falkirk through at Ayr United’s expense, Killie bottle their chance at a first Scottish Cup semi since 1997 and the Old Firm boringly win again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/03/2359m 30s

BAZOOKA JOE!

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Thom Watt are here to look at the cinch Premiership players on expiring contracts, but with a twist. The guys take turns to draft their favourite picks as they each seek to construct the best XI from those available? But who will execute the right strategy and who'll forget all about a very good player so he goes 13th? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/03/2358m 40s

Dundee United's fatal flaw(s)

One day later than usual due to Gary Cocker's mystery illness (let's guess... dysentery), emergency host Craig Fowler is joined by Joel Sked and Amy Canavan to talk through a weekend where Jim Goodwin lost his first match as Dundee United boss, Hibs have the Jambos a little concerned, Josh Ginnelly proves his worth and Motherwell win despite a subpar midfield selection. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/03/231h 6m

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

Joel Sked and Craig Fowler each down their list of the premier custodians in the top flight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/03/231h

Six legs and nae baws: where was Rangers' midfield?

Craig Fowler leads Craig Anderson and Thom Watt on a discussion of: Celtic not playing to their best but still deservedly winning an Old Firm cup final Michael Beale's tactical gaffes The end of Liam Fox after Dundee United's embarrassment Ross County finding the right blend Killie failing to put the game away The new manager bounce still going strong at Motherwell Aberdeen being in control Davie Martindale's team line-up error St Mirren having 'away team' tactics and yet being continually pish away from home The improvement in many St Johnstone players Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/02/2359m 38s

The Opposite of Stranraer

>>>>> Tickets for the upcoming charity live show at Hampden Park can be purchased HERE <<<<<< In Craig G Telfer’s absence, two people are required to talk lower league football alongside Kirkcaldy’s finest, Shaughan McGuigan. Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay discuss with Shaughan: - League Two's 3rd versus 2nd encounter - A stoater of a game between Montrose and Edinburgh - Ayr United falling to defeat to a rejuvenated Partick Thistle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/02/2356m 12s

Mark Birighitti – wow

>>>>> Tickets for the upcoming charity live show at Hampden Park can be purchased HERE <<<<<< Tony Anderson hosts Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as they discuss another weekend of Premiership fixtures: • Kettlewell? He’s fine thanks • Hearts being surprisingly pathetic • Tony getting excited by Hibs • Craig getting worried about Killie • Mark Birighitti reaching his patter zenith • St Johnstone playing Stevie May and Nicky Clark and winning a game • Tavernier and Raskin turning on the style at the Tony Macaroni • James Penrice being daft • Reo Hatate being the best player in the country again • Aberdeen being unsurprisingly pathetic • St Mirren getting back to winning ways at home • Owura Edwards losing the plot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/02/231h 8m

The Moonboot Man

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join hands and take a merry wander through the Scottish lower leagues, taking their usual dander in the Championship, League 1 and League 2. This week, they focus on Greenock Morton's first win of 2023, the best game of the season so far, and how Stenhousemuir will never sign a competent goalkeeper ever again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/02/231h 12m

Scottish Cup fifth-round winners and losers

Tony Anderson, Joel Sked and Euan Taylor look back over a weekend where Rangers and Partick Thistle were involved in a rare old match at Ibrox, Dundee United sunk further into the mud with an exit to Kilmarnock, and the Darvel 'fairytale' came to a devastating conclusion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/02/2346m 21s

Beers & Mail Part 3 | Let's All Laugh At England (2010 edition)

We didn't have the means to get a main show recorded for today so, as you don't miss out, we've grouped together a couple of shows recorded for the Patreon. Firstly, Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Joel Sked continue to answer your questions while drinking cans. Then Craig Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Graeme Thewliss reminisce on another hilarious tournament exit from the Auld Enemy. To listen to the rest of these respective series, subscribe at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/02/2359m 11s

Stephen O’Donnell’s Fluorescent Jeans

Tony Anderson hosts Robert Borthwick and Euan Taylor as they discuss the weekend’s top flight fixtures: • Motherwell? She’s doomed thanks • Some green shoots for Aberdeen • The best goal Tynecastle has ever seen • Stephen Fletcher still having it • Livingston’s embarrassment of riches • The world’s happiest consolation goal scorer • Elie Youan proving the xenophobes wrong • St Mirren losing their home record • See the thing about Rangers is they always try to walk it in • Jordan White trying too hard • Another Mooy masterclass • Another Considine disasterclass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/02/231h 1m

Scottish Premiership transfer window winners and losers

Tony Anderson leads Duncan McKay and Gary Cocker through all twelve premiership sides to assess whether the January window was good, bad or a shrug of the shoulders.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/02/231h 3m

Half an X-Factor

Craig Anderson joins Duncan McKay to chew over the weekend’s SPFL Premiership shenanigans. Includes a lot of laughs at Aberdeen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/01/231h 5m

"This house smells of terracotta planters!"

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to tackle the three SPFL games that took place over the weekend. The pair examine the contest at the bottom of League 1, Stranraer's victory over East Fife, and Annan Athletic's upwards trajectory. They also take a quick look at the Scottish Cup fourth round fixtures from earlier in the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/01/231h 38m

Winners and losers from the Scottish Cup fourth round

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Euan Taylor look back over the Scottish Cup fourth-round weekend with particular emphasis on Sunday's Edinburgh derby at Easter Road. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/01/2355m 1s

Michael Doyle's Wheels of Judgement

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to take on another seven days in Scottish football. The pair discuss Hamilton Academical's first win in three months, the sides vying it out for the final play-off place in League 1, and Forfar Athletic's resurgence under Mr Raymond McKinnon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/01/231h 30m

Sondre Solholm Johansen vacating the dancefloor

Craig Fowler, Amy Canavan and Tony Anderson discuss the six matches involving top-flight clubs this past weekend: Why semi-finals are always the best games Kilmarnock's impressive performance Celtic's late penalty escape The comic elements of Borna Barisic Aberdeen getting the right blend in midfield Callum Davidson's baffling use of the midfield Further David Martindale development magic Lee Johnson's "smart" team selection United getting a little too deep late on Motherwell's shambolic defence Booing from the County fans The quality of Barrie McKay St Mirren's (effective) percentage play Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/01/231h 9m

Goldilocks on steroids

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual troop around the Scottish lower leagues and answer deep, existential questions like: are Qu££n'$ Park the new Gretna? Is John Fredriksen about to "catch fire"? Will Marvin Bartley be a success at Queen of the South? And can Gary Naysmith make Stenhousemuir great again? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/01/231h 48m

Marcus Fraser mid-jump: "What the f*** have I decided to do here?"

Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick discuss each and every game in the Scottish top flight from past weekend, including: Motherwell's absolutely woeful defending Aiden McGeady's 'read between the lines' response to Lee Johnson question Ross County's imbalance and lack of attacking quality Bruce Anderson lifting Livingston up Deserved praise for Mark Birighitti Michael Beale's premature mind-games Kilmarnock's resistance being undone in a second Reo Hatate standing out above the rest (again!) Callum Davidson's misuse of St Johnstone tactics and Liam Gordon's regression Graeme Shinnie's impact upon his return Alex Gogic being the Robert Snodgrass stopper Robbie Neilson moving his side into an old fashioned 4-4-fucking-2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/01/231h 11m

Welcome to Gary Naysmith and goodbye to Jim McIntyre

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig G Telfer to discuss two managerial changes in the lower leagues as Gary Naysmith is the new top dog at Stenhousemuir while Jim McIntyre has been emptied by Cove Rangers (with Paul Hartley rumoured to be returning). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/01/2343m 24s

The first cinch Premiership action of 2023

Craig Anderson is joined by Amy Canavan and Thom Watt for the first podcast of 2023. They talk about Hearts’ superiority over Hibs, Rangers press rattling Celtic, more VAR nonsense and lots of games without very many goals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/01/231h 4m

His hair is like if Ernie McCracken signed for East Fife

Craig Fowler, Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan meet in person to talk about three games from the lower leagues in our last podcast of 2022. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/12/221h 11m

Muppets Christmas Carol: Ghost Protocol (Terrace Podcast Christmas Special)

Graeme Thewliss, Andy Harrow and Gary Cocker pick their Christmas Scottish Football 5-a-side team, offer presents to managers and players and enjoy a festive round of Do Me A Solid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/12/2247m 35s

The cinch Premiership is back, baby!

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Robert Borthwick to discuss the four games which survived the cold snap in the Scottish Premiership, including... Ryan Porteous: The Midfielder Beale's style contrasting with GVB Dan Phillips' impact in the centre for Saints The ridiculousness of Jack Baldwin's red Aberdeen's negative tactics Returning stars shining for Celtic Hearts' use of Craig Halkett in the 3-4-3 Joe Wright's shocker of a Saturday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/12/2254m 32s

John Frederiksen is the Great Khali, Paul Millar is El Gigante (lower-league mailbag special)

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer dip into the mailbag to answer your questions about the Scottish lower leagues. The wonder which sides should be pressing the panic button, Queen's Park's promotion bid, and if Claude Anelka's Raith Rovers could beat Scott Booth's Stenhousemuir. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/12/221h 42m

Waiting for the spectacularly shite (what we got wrong about this season's Scottish Premiership)

Duncan McKay, Graeme Thewliss and Euan Taylor cast their minds across the cinch Premiership season so far and admit to the things they got wrong in a big way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/12/221h 2m

Josh Morris interview: What it's like to be an agent

Joel Sked sits down with Josh Morris, a part-time agent for Sports Entertainment Group, or SEG, the agency which represents amongst others Pep Guardiola, Manchester United boss Erik Ten Haag, Dutch ace Cody Gakpo and Aberdeen's Vicente Besuijen. Morris, who has played at SPFL level and last season was in the East of Scotland League, combines his role with a job outside of football. He discusses how he got into agency work, recruiting players, transfer windows, general misconceptions about the field and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/12/221h 12m

Tony Anderson's Talent Competitions

Gary, Shaughan and Tony get together to pick over the bones of the Scottish Cup 3rd round, say hello (again) to Michael Beale and cheerio (potentially) to Porto, before reliving Leigh Griffiths’ finest hour for the next instalment of the Top 50 most memorable Scotland games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/12/221h 10m

Ian Murray's eye pokes

The World Cup might be droning on and Scottish Premiership football may have stopped, but there's still plenty of action happening in the lower leagues. Euan Taylor leads Shaughan McGuigan and Duncan McKay as they look at three of the most interesting games from the past weekend: Raith Rovers v Queen's Park Edinburgh v Alloa Athletic Annan Athletic v Elgin City Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/11/2255m 50s

The best moments in the 2022/23 Scottish football season so far (part one)

In the first episode tackling THE LIST - a collection of the daft stuff which makes Scottish football so bloody brilliant - Tony Anderson is joined by Robert Borthwick and Shaughan McGuigan. Expect tangents. Many, many tangents. Part two of today's special pod is available on the Patreon. Subscribe at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/11/2258m 2s

Why penalties are like hard and soft-boiled eggs

Craig Cairns leads our final Premiership review for the next five weeks as the top-flight break comes in for the World Cup. He was joined by Tony Anderson and Craig Anderson to talk... Whether Hearts have strong resolution or if they were let off the hook  Hibs' off the pitch set-up VAR doing its thing again Stephen Robinson being a contender for the Northern Ireland job And Motherwell potentially getting sucked into the relegation fight Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/11/221h 2m

Scott Tanser's dangling penalty worm

With another full Premiership midweek card, Thursday's episode has more of a Monday feeling as Amy Canavan and Euan Taylor join Craig Fowler to discuss: Kilmarnock's lack of Premiership quality Another potential kick-start of United's season St Mirren's negative late-game tactics The quality of Nicky Clark's leveller The handball-VAR fest in West Lothian The weak spot in Aberdeen's 3-1-4-2 Hibs' stunning lack of intensity The funniest VAR angle in history And what it'll take for Gio to G-O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/11/221h 6m

Ran 40 yards to call Kevin Clancy a ****

Monday's podcast is back in person as Duncan McKay joins Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson to talk through an excellent weekend of football in the Scottish top flight, including: Giovanni van Bronckhorst on his last legs The Clark-May partnership Robbie Neilson deserving praise for Hearts fighting adversity Louis Moult's Motherwell impact The absence of Joe Shaughnessy Ross Laidlaw *not* contributing to County's win The return of Bruce Anderson Killie's lack of Premiership quality Failure to deal with Celtic's wingers Dundee United's Watt-Fletcher reticence Hibs' failure to stand up to adversity The Duk-Miovski partnership Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/11/221h 5m

72 hours on amphetamines with Shaughan McGuigan

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual tour of the Scottish lower leagues, taking in Queen's Park's draw with Dundee, Clyde's 10th consecutive league defeat, and Albion Rovers' 140th birthday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/11/221h 13m

St Johnstone's team full of bots

Craig Anderson hosts as Craig Fowler and Duncan McKay dissect the weekend's games in the Scottish Premiership, including a huge win for Hearts, how refs are getting VAR fundamentally wrong, St Johnstone somehow being good with that squad, Aberdeen going for it and getting skanted, and Hibs looking pretty good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/11/221h 11m

Miss Chiquita Lies Down in Front of Me

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer as the pair take their usual stroll through the lower leagues. The pair focus on Ayr United's win over Partick Thistle, the best team goal of the season, the big news in League 1 and the upsets in the Scottish Cup second round. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/10/221h 23m

Forget VAR, let's talk about some football, shall we?

Craig Fowler, Euan Taylor and Amy Canavan look back upon an action-packed weekend in the Scottish top flight and discuss the likes of Hearts showing life despite their pourous defence, Rangers needing a red card to earn a home draw with Livingston, Aberdeen looking a bit scary for other top-three hopefuls, Dundee United finally putting their best two attackers together, an absolutely god-awful performance from a winning team at Easter Road, and Amy disagreeing entirely with Malky Mackay's assessment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/10/221h 4m

The 18 day goal drought

Thursday's show looks back at the action in the Premier Sports Cup with particular emphasis on the only game that was any good as Kilmarnock defeated Dundee United at Rugby Park to advance to Hampden for the first time in ten years. There's also chat about Reo Hatate's quality, the lack of urgency in Rangers' fringe players and Duk lighting up the Dons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/10/2257m 26s

Cowdenbeath's Lowland League adventure

(This episode is in place of our typical weekend round-up, which couldn't be completed on this occasion due to lack of availability.) Cowdenbeath's Football Operations Co-ordinator, Colin Nelson, joins this special episode of the Terrace Scottish Football Podcast to talk about the Blue Brazil's journey in the Lowland League and their direction, both on and off the field, since their relegation from the SPFL. Speaking with Craig G Telfer, Colin talks about the years leading up to their relegation, how Maurice Ross' team have acquitted themselves to their new surroundings, and what the short-, medium- and long-term future is for the club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/10/2238m 8s

Gary Teale was on the pitch

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Duncan McKay and Craig Anderson to conduct yet another Scotland National Team World Cup post-mortem following the women’s side’s defeat to Ireland on Tuesday. They then look back at happier times as we hit number 3 in our list of most memorable Scotland men’s matches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/10/221h

Unlimited wine for five euros!

On this Monday's Scottish Premiership recap, Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to talk: Dundee United playing players in their strongest areas Aberdeen's capitulation The many guilty parties in Celtic's late equaliser The (badly-missed) influence of Callum McGregor Barrie McKay's season so far Kilmarnock's use of substitutes Hibs not playing well but continuing to win Antonio Colak being more than a goalscorer The Terrace Podcast prediction curse striking again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/10/2259m 5s

Mock Interviews with Barry Ferguson

Gary does his best to emulate Craig Telfer as he partners up with Shaughan McGuigan on a whistle stop tour of the lower leagues. Do Thistle have the strongest squad in the Championship? Will Stephen Eze be a cult hero for Queen's Park? Why do clubs in a state off the pitch have their stuff together on the pitch? Tune in to find out!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/10/221h 15m

Jonah Ayunga’s Superman impersonation

Duncan McKay leads this Monday's show, ably assisted by Craig Anderson and Euan Taylor as the trio look back over the six matches in the Scottish Premiership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/10/221h 9m

Aaron Hickey, the new Wullie Gibson

Craig Fowler, Craig Telfer and Duncan McKay beam about Scotland following Tuesday's 0-0 with Ukraine, the third positive result in six days and one with hugely beneficial implications for the future. Then they turn the clock back 19 years for No.4 in our Most Memorable countdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/09/221h 3m

The Nike Conspiracy

Tony Anderson is joined by Euan Taylor and Amy Canavan to talk through Saturday's come-from-behind win over Ireland at Hampden Park, before the trio go back to 1998 to remember Scotland's World Cup opener against reigning champions Brazil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/09/221h 6m

Can we insure John McGinn's arse for $28 million?

Craig Fowler, Amy Canavan and Tony Anderson talk over Scotland's terrific 3-0 win over Ukraine, including... The use of the four-man defence Scott McTominay's performance John McGinn's goal record Che Adams leading the line Aaron Hickey's right-back redemption And, of course, *that* foul The trio then continue with the latest in our most memorable Scotland games series as we get to No.6. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/09/2257m 55s

FROM THE PATREON: 16 to 1, episode 1. Craig Fowler versus Duncan McKay

Hey everybody, here's free access to an episode of a popular Patreon series we're currently doing called 16 to 1. Basically, it's a quiz show hosted by Craig Anderson where two members of The Terrace go head to head as they seek to survive and advance until one man (this was set up before Amy joined) is left standing. Each contestant brings a specialist subject for themselves and a not-so-specialist subject for the other to answer. This is on our £5-a-month Patreon tier. If you like what you hear, make sure to subscribe to hear the rest of the first-round matches, the last of which will be posted by this time next week. Patreon link: www.patreon.com/terracepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/09/2232m 20s

Full-BACK BACK BACK BACK BACKS

Graeme is joined by Tony and Joel for a rare Monday line up to break down Josh Campbell being Frank Lampard, Hearts' professionalism, St Mirren being brilliant, Rangers in transition, Derek McInnes' travails and William Akio's YouTube channel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/09/221h 4m

Inspired by Pavarotti

With no football to discuss, Gary, CA and Shaughan suggest potential loan moves for lower league clubs ahead of the Oct 1 deadline before reluctantly discussing the next match in our Scotland's Most Memorable Games Feature. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/09/2256m 47s

The most interesting expiring contracts for every Scottish Premiership team

Craig Fowler is joined by Alan Temple and Robert Borthwick to look at each and every top-flight side and the players in the final year of their deal which intrigue us the most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/09/221h 8m

Shaughan McGuigan's Animal Farm

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to take a stroll through the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about Arbroath's difficult start to the season, FC Edinburgh's thumping win over Airdrieonians, and Stenhousemuir's return to form. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/09/221h

I never bought the chicken

Tony Anderson is joined by Joel Sked and Amy Canavan to break down the action from the weekend's games in the cinch Premiership. Including... Celtic's dismantling of Rangers Clinical Perth Saints and the balance of their back 3 A tactical change that helped Livi down Hearts Why a pure DM partner may bring the best out of Joe Newell The gaps which exist in Dundee United's back five And Ross County's ongoing search for a style Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/09/221h 26m

The World's Greatest Emoter

Tony Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Craig Cairns get together in person to talk about the three most notable lower league games from last weekend, and that is of course... Ayr v Dundee  Dunfermline v Airdrie  Stranraer v East Fife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/09/2252m 29s

It’s a mass Noel Hunting

Craig Fowler is joined by Euan Taylor and Joel Sked to look back at the weekend's fixtures in the cinch Premiership, including: Celtic's ridiculous movement and unbelievable strength in depth Why Dundee United are so useless in defence Why the state of Scottish refereeing is this bad and only getting worse Ross County's unusual tactics at Ibrox Why Aberdeen are great at playing against ten men The one thing holding Joel Nouble back from being a proper star The first big error of Stevie Hammell's managerial career Alan Power looking like a man ten years younger The tactical switch which could unlock Hibs St Mirren's impressive transitional play Why Sunday's game accelerated the need for more bodies at Hearts St Johnstone continuing to massively underwhelm even when they score twice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/08/221h 14m

Special podcast: The Beast is back!

John Gemmell's return to Dumbarton has been one of the stories of the season so far. Speaking with Craig G Telfer, the big striker talks about how his move to the Sons came about, his spell in Junior football, and how fatherhood has changed him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/08/2254m 41s

The stopped clock loanee

Craig Anderson, Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow cover Partick Thistle's impressive win Inverness, discuss Airdrie's title credentials following their win over Alloa and marvel at Stenhousemuir's defending in their defeat to Dumbarton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/08/2257m 18s

A condom full of Raki

Tony Anderson is joined by Amy Canavan and Robert Borthwick on a look back of the weekend's games as there are six red cards, three further reasons why Jack Ross is (incredibly) already under pressure and a couple of decent saves from Ross Stewart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/08/221h 16m

Bobby Charlton is a tea leaf

Tony Anderson is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Amy Canavan (though not in person due to train strikes - solidarity!) to do our new typical mini-tour of the lower leagues as the trio go through the action in Inverness, Dunfermline and Stranraer. There's also the next in our list of most memorable Scotland game when we were world champions for a day, apparently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/08/221h 19m

Paul Hanlon's proposal

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are back with guest Robert Borthwick for another Scottish Premiership weekend review, including: Motherwell being much better at football since Graham Alexander left Aberdeen's lack of defensive continuity Why there's positives for Hibs even in defeat Joel Muthafucking Nouble The worst goalkeeper in the Scottish top flight Barrie McKay being (literally, Geoff) on fire Keanu Baccus looking the part in Paisley The weird 'Dominic Samuel as a No.10' experiment Celtic fans having to try very hard to find someone to moan about Is Oli Shaw good at this level? St Johnstone's weird play-it-short-to-knock-it-long approach Rabbi Matondo's use with a lead Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/08/221h 5m

No spoilers!

Craig Fowler and Shaughan McGuigan embark on another mini-tour of the lower leagues and this time they've brought Robert Borthwick along for the ride. Between them, the trio cover Falkirk's latest embarrassment, why teams at the top and bottom of League Two are potentially in false positions, and a right guid laugh of a game on Friday night. They also cover the next most memorable Scotland match and, oh great, it's another example of glorious failure. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/08/221h

Stevie May's High Flying Birds

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined in-person by Thom Watt as the trio look back over another jam-packed Scottish Premiership weekend. What's with all the last minute goals and please can this continue? Hearts flagging badly towards the end of the Edinburgh derby The one weak area of the Hibs side which could stop them from a top-four charge Motherwell passing more than they ever did under Graham Alexander Stevie May, the son who can do no wrong Moritz Jenz's chances of remaining in the Celtic team Why Ross County should be fine despite a start of zero from two Declan Gallagher making an arse of himself at his former club Ylber Ramadani bringing a key dynamic to Aberdeen's midfield Dundee United's hangover Would Joel Nouble be an EPL player if he could finish? Why the performance of Steven Davis was both a positive and negative Derek McInnes' continued obsession with all-out man-marking against the Old Firm Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/08/221h 10m

The most infuriating Scotland qualification campaign there ever was

Craig Fowler is joined by Thom Watt and Shaughan McGuigan for a whistle-stop tour of the lower leagues, including a look at Kelty Hearts and FC Edinburgh after a surprise result in week one, the chances of Cove Rangers surviving comfortably in the second tier, and Dundee losing three goals to ruin Gary Cocker's birthday. They also remember an excellent result in an otherwise doomed campaign for the Scotland men's national team. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/08/2259m 32s

The Boohoo Man's Police-Hating Weekend

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and, making her flagship show debut, Amy Canavan to talk through the weekend's top-flight fixtures. Why were Hearts so crap in that opening 45 minutes? The new Ross County signings who impressed John Souttar's horrendous debut Joel Nouble being the largest of big handfuls Kerr McInroy impressing on maiden Rugby Park bow Ian Harkes losing the head The negativity of St Johnstone's tactics (no surprise there) Do Hibs have the next David Murphy? Are St Mirren going to be a really good team to watch this year? Liam Kelly's ridiculousness Were Aberdeen good or not at Celtic Park? Why Greg Taylor may still yet be Celtic's best choice at left-back Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/08/221h 20m

12 questions about the Scottish Premiership clubs ahead of the new season

In an extra free-to-air show to help kick off the new campaign, Duncan McKay is joined by Robert Borthwick and Andy Harrow to answer a single question on each and every club in the Scottish Premiership ahead of things getting underway in the top flight. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/07/221h 6m

Four hours, Telfer? That's insane! (The 2022/23 Scottish lower league preview)

Let's face it, we're not blowing our own trumpet when we say this: Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan are the two most definitive voices on the Scottish lower leagues and they have been for a decade. You know it, we know it, and damn it if everyone else doesn't know it even if they're too proud, too stupid or too stubborn to say. So, if you want to know everything there is to know about the lower leagues ahead of this season, well... DIG IN! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/07/224h 7m

The best and worst signing predictions for every Scottish Premiership club, season 2022/23

We're back with the first show of the 2022/23 season! It's Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Joel Sked going through each of the top-flight teams and naming their best and worst signings so far. Enjoy! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/07/221h 37m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Greetings from Down Under (November 19, 2016)

Ok, so the new season is almost upon us and we shall be back next week to help preview the campaign ahead, so this will be the last time we open up for the vault for the foreseeable future. To go out on a high, we bring back the special podcast from Down Under when Craig Anderson and Tony Anderson met to compare their experiences of following Scottish football from the other side of the world. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/07/221h 13m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Debt Inception (Craig Telfer's debut - July 29, 2013)

The first show of the 2013/14 season and a new era for The Terrace as Craig G Telfer joins the show for the first time. He makes up a foursome alongside Tony, Fowler and Joel to talk league reconstruction, the mess that is Hearts, Scotland’s heroes and Scotland’s shame in Europe, the Ramsdens Cup and the best players to stick around Scotland even after the bulk of the summer transfer activity. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/07/2250m 53s

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Decadence and divots (December 10, 2015)

This latest delve into the vault at least feels somewhat topical as Joel, Duncan and Gary react to news regarding a new structure to the League Cup and a winter break. Have our takes aged well? Probably not. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/07/2253m 55s

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Golden Gloves (January 9, 2014)

Fowler, Joel and Tony combine for what we believe is the first ever top 12, all the way back in early 2014. The guys chat through the best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership of the time. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/07/2256m 25s

FROM THE ARCHIVE: The Project's Project (Duncan McKay's debut - May 8, 2014)

For the last 'from the vault' content this week, we go back to the introduction of everyone's favourite man in peril, Duncan McKay, as he joined Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson for a Premiership midweek review close to the end of the 2013/14 campaign. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/07/2257m 30s

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Andy Goram Broke My Heart (April 23, 2015)

Another dip into the vault to get you through until we start for the new season. Joel and Fowler are joined, in the second of his three appearances, by Celtic fan Marc McArdle. Now, Marc would eventually block the podcast and all its contributors on Twitter for reasons unsure. We did want him back for more, he just stopped being available due to work commitments so we stopped asking. It's probably to do with our rampant anti-Celtic bias, so it's fitting he was on a show where we discussed the infamous Josh Meeking handball from the 2015 Scottish Cup semi-final. There's also a look back at the Tommy Burns and Wim Jansen Celtic teams of the mid-90s. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/07/221h 6m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Falkirk are just like Atletico Madrid (May 12, 2016)

The latest pod to escape the vault sees Fowler, Joel and Shaughan get together for a show that was described in the original blurb as one which "starts strong but completely falls apart as things go on". They discuss Ray McKinnon’s exit from Raith Rovers, Colin Nish leaving Cowdenbeath, and get to No.1 in our old countdown of the Most Memorable European Nights. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/07/221h 7m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: End of Season Awards Special 2013-14 (May 24, 2014)

We open the vault again to bring you a classic Terrace episode from the past. End-of-season award episodes are normally fan favourites, but we did things a little differently back then. The "bad" awards (worst signing, most disappointing team etc) had already been discussed on the previous show, but have no fear because there's the sound of Tony Anderson reflecting on Hibs' relegation from the top-flight at the hands of Hamilton Accies as the angry Hibee is joined by Craig Fowler, Craig Anderson and host Craig Telfer. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/07/221h 59m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Llegada (March 30, 2017)

Again we open the vault to fill the void between now and us coming back later this month. We've posted pretty much one per day this week, but the next won't come till Tuesday at the earliest. Anyhoo... this ep brings Shaughan, Fowler and Joel together to talk through some lower-league themes before getting to the 12 best centre-midfielders in Scottish football at that time. In the original description it says "Listen to see if that was caused by...John McGinn being worse than Ryan McCord". One of us surely didn't say that... did we? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/07/221h 16m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Disgraceful (hilarious) scenes (June 1, 2015)

Today we are unlocking the vault to take you back to the last Monday show of season 2014/15, where Joel, Tony and Fowler discuss Rangers falling to bits in the play-off final against Motherwell, Bilel Mohsni's infamous punch and meltdown, and Inverness CT winning the Scottish Cup final against Falkirk thanks to James Vincent's late heroics. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/07/2253m 28s

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Back Once Again With The Renegade Master (show 1, 2015/16)

We're again dipping into the vault to bring you a show from our archive. In the first show of season 2015/16, Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Joel Sked talk through the best and worst transfers from each club in the Scottish Premiership in the 2015 summer window. Let's see how bad some of the predictions were. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/07/221h 10m

FROM THE ARCHIVE: 19 Years, 120 Minutes and then a Dance-Off

Between now and us coming back in three weeks we're going to be uploading some of the old shows from our archive which are no longer available. On this show from 2014, Tony Anderson hosts Craig Fowler and Joel Sked (my how things have changed!) talk through the League Cup final from that year where Aberdeen ended their long trophy drought with a win over Inverness CT, St Mirren blowing a lead at Tannadice, Hibs continuing to be rubbish under Terry Butcher, Ross County getting a rare away win and Kris Commons continued his march to the top goalscorer honour with a hat-trick for Celtic. There's also a feature looking at alternatives to penalty kicks. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/07/2255m 7s

Best Scottish football moments of season 2021/22 (part three)

In our last free-to-air podcast before next season, Craig Fowler leads Shaughan McGuigan and Joel Sked through all the daft things that have happened in Scottish football since mid-December. To hear part four, subscribe to www.patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/06/2250m 55s

A Walk in the Hampden Park

Craig Telfer and Craig Anderson take us through a straightforward evening for Scotland against Armenia at Hampden Park. They kick things off with general discussion on the Nations League format, before asking whether we can actually learn anything from such a simple victory. The guys also discuss the form of Stuart Armstrong, Che Adams and take a look at the wing-back positions. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/06/2247m 40s

The Anatomy of Scotland 1-3 Ukraine

Craig Anderson and Craig G Telfer take a deep dive into Scotland's disastrous World Cup play-off defeat to Ukraine on Wednesday night. The pair analyse how and why Steve Clarke's system didn't work, why key personnel didn't turn up, and what the future holds for the national team. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/06/221h 29m

The 2021/22 Terrace Podcast end-of-season awards

Craig G Telfer is this year's host, joined by Craig Fowler, Tony Anderson and Joel Sked to look back over the best and worst of the 2021/22 Scottish Premiership. Awards include: Most improved player Most disappointing player Best player in the bottom six Mr Versatile Worst signing Most handsome And many, many more... Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/05/222h 9m

The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

Craig Fowler once again leads the discussion as we get to the final in our top 12 countdowns for the best player at each position in this season's top flight. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/05/221h 9m

There are two Rangers

Tony Anderson and Craig Cairns go through Rangers' extra-time victory over Herats in Saturday's Scottish Cup final and the recent appointment of Lee Johnson as Hibs manager. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/05/2257m 56s

Europa League final recap and Scottish Cup final preview

Tony Anderson and Thom Watt look back at Wednesday's match in Seville before looking ahead to the showdown between Hearts and Rangers at Hampden. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/05/221h

The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson join forces again to countdown their favourite wide attackers in the Scottish top flight in the moment, including a big discrepancy on one stand-out player from this campaign. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/05/2254m 13s

The 12 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson team up for the next premium dozen from the top flight of Scottish football as the pair look at the best attacking central midfielders. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/05/221h 3m

A weekend that definitely happened but few will remember

Gary Cocker leads Tony Anderson and Graeme Thewliss in a discussion of the weekend's matches in the Scottish Premiership. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/05/2257m 37s

The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

Craig Fowler and Joel Sked are back with another countdown. This year they're doing things slightly differently with three different categories to define the midfielders: we'll have defensive, attacking and wingers. First up, it's the guys who sit a little deeper. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/05/2257m 52s

What does Kendall Gordon think of him?

Craig Fowler is joined by Euan Taylor and Tony Anderson to look back on the cinch Premiership weekend, including: the season already being over, Rangers' improvement in Old Firm games, woeful St Johnstone, Curtis Main's dominant display, Mark McGhee's latest gibberish, the popularity of Tam Courts, David Martindale's loyalty to Livingston, and nobody caring at Tynecastle. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/05/221h 6m

A View From The Terrace Live | 12 best centre-backs in Scottish Premiership

In a two-part episode, Craig Fowler is firstly joined by Craig G Telfer and A View From The Terrace director Jordan Laird to reveal what we've got planned for the upcoming live show. Then Fowler and Joel Sked count down the best dozen centre-backs in the top flight at the moment. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/04/221h 38m

There's only three Terry Butchers

Craig Fowler is joined by Tony Anderson and Euan Taylor to discuss the action from the cinch Premiership this past weekend, including Mark McGhee's motivational tactics, St Johnstone settling for a draw, Aberdeen in a tailspin, Jason Holt's penalty, a dire contest in Paisley, Motherwell's meek second-half showing, Kyogo's Larsson vibes, and it being a brilliant time to be a Hearts supporter. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/04/221h 2m

Shaughan's new celebrity crush

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces for the first time in weeks to take a jaunt into the lower leagues of Scottish football. The pair discuss the big six-pointer in the Championship, Dumbarton's descent towards the basement division, and Stenhousemuir's annihilation of Albion Rovers. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/04/221h 11m

Rising, rising

On the day Shaun Maloney said goodbye to Hibernian and Scottish football voted to introduce VAR, Craig Cairns keeps Tony on a leash as they look back on yet another brilliant Scottish Cup semi-final weekend, including wings for Hearts over Hibs and Rangers over Celtic. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/04/2245m 44s

Why Charlie Adam should get a Scotland call-up

Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan combine to talk about the lay of the land with the Scotland national team after dates were confirmed for the World Cup qualifiers. The duo then discuss the state of the Championship relegation battle and Martin Rennie leaving Falkirk. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/04/2257m 51s

Reverse Pressley

If a good Edinburgh derby takes place but nobody sees it, was it actually good? For Monday's edition of the podcast Craig Anderson joins Craig Cairns to go through the weekend action in the Scottish Premiership, including the last-minute battle for the top six, Mark McGhee's motivational talks and Celtic melting St Johnstone. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/04/2253m 55s

One Team In Tallinn

Craig Fowler is joined by Craig Anderson and Shaughan McGuigan to talk through the top five teams in the Scottish Championship with the season almost at an end, last Sunday's Challenge Cup final in which Raith Rovers defeated Queen of the South, and No.11 in our most memorable Scotland matches of all-time countdown. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/04/2251m 53s

Terry Butcher vibes

Craig Fowler and Craig Cairns look back on the weekend's cinch Premiership action, including Celtic taking a seemingly insurmountable lead in the title race, Motherwell and St Mirren forgetting defending in the name of entertainment, Aberdeen's inability to defend a set-piece, Dundee's "more full-backs please" formation, some curious decisions at McDiarmid Park, Hibs continuing to underwhelm (though still looking better than United), and Craig Gordon continuing to be ridiculous. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/04/2256m 18s

The Prince Charles of Scottish goalkeepers

Craig Fowler is joined by Andy Harrow and Gordon Sheach to talk about Scotland's friendly double-header and what we've learned from the games against Poland and Austria. The trio then get to No.12 in our countdown of the 50 most memorable Scotland games of all time. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/03/2255m 5s

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

Craig Fowler and Joel Sked are back again with their latest countdown as we do things a little differently what with it being an international break. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/03/2259m 2s

Charlie Adam's finest hour

Duncan, Andy and Craig look back at Thursday's 1-1 draw with Poland at Hampden before getting on to what today's show title alludes to as they delve into the next in our series of the top 50 most memorable Scotland matches. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/03/2249m 45s

Celtic's Dirk Kuyt and Mateja Kezman

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined by Thom Watt to talk through the weekend's action, including Tam Courts' top tactical tweak, Graham Alexander being horrendously negative, Callum Hendry putting St Johnstone on his back, Rangers continuing to struggle out of the gate, two poor teams somehow scoring four goals at Pittodrie, Barrie McKay finally getting on the scoresheet, and Celtic's old-school centre-forward. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/03/221h 1m

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

It's that time of the year again! The first of our top 12 lists for each position in the top flight looks at the broad-shouldered custodians. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/03/221h

Seeing Chris Mueller going off was a hoot (geddit?)

Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson are joined by Terrace Podcast co-founder Alan Temple to talk through the four Scottish Cup ties from the weekend, including the quality of Liam Boyce and Connor Ronan, Hearts' defensive questions, Elias Melkersen's impact, Dundonian apathy, the blend of the Rangers' midfield, Callum McGregor's stand-out showing and the lack of anything from United in attack. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/03/221h 5m

Mailbag: Scott Brown, lower league XI, quality of Premiership

Craig Fowler, Shaughan McGuigan and Duncan McKay answer your Scottish football questions. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/03/2255m 37s

Hammering the grannies rule

Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Tony Anderson discuss early Stephen Robinson concerns, the dour approach of Motherwell, a ridiculous number of injuries at Tannadice, Celtic winning the midfield battle, Kemar Roofe coming in from the cold, and what on earth has happened to Christian Doidge. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/03/2259m 40s

Managers devoid of a concept of a whisper of an idea

Robert Borthwick and Thom Watt look back on a full card of Scottish Premiership fixtures which included wins for Hearts, Livingston. Rangers, Celtic and Ross County and suspicions of a football match in Dundee. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/03/2254m 9s

Clown College (Dundee Franchise)

Tony and Duncan chew the cud over the weekends top flight games as Dundee flounder, Ross County thrive and the top two stagnate.  Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/03/221h 11m

The best player on every Scottish Premiership side

Craig Fowler, Craig Anderson and Graeme Thewliss get together to pick their selections for the best players on each and every team in the top flight. To hear the worst players episode, subscribe to the Patreon. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/02/2257m 6s

The Siege of Tannadice

It's the Andersons again as Tony and Craig take you through an exciting weekend of Premiership action. They discuss how Rangers mostly got it right but didn't win and Celtic played poorly but did, cover Hibs' comfortable win over a poor Ross County, resurgent St Johnstone beating an out-of-form Hearts and two interesting draws in Lanarkshire and West Lothian. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/02/221h 11m

Saying goodbye to three failing managers

On Sunday, Thom Watt and John Callan did a Patreon looking at the end of Stephen Glass' tenure at Aberdeen. Since then, three (THREE!) more managers have left clubs in the SPFL. A combination of Craig Fowler and Andy Harrow talk to three guests: Kieren Mooney to discuss Barry Ferguson's resignation at Alloa Athletic, Finlay Jack on Allan Johnston's exit at Palmerston, and Dundee's swapping of James McPake for Mark McGhee with Daniel Smith. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/02/221h

Contrasting with the Andersons

Craig and Tony get together for a whistle stop tour of the Scottish Cup fifth round with particular attention paid to Stephen Glass' last stand as Aberdeen lose to Motherwell. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/02/221h 6m

Cheap as chips!

Fowler and Tony talk through the midweek fixtures in the Scottish Premiership, including Robbie Neilson's poor formation change, how St Johnstone still somehow lack much quality, Stephen Glass' inability to begin in the right system, Max Stryek's baffling blunder, Dundee United maybe but maybe not finding the right system, and Shaun Maloney picking three left-backs. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/02/2253m 23s

James McPake, the bam whisperer

Tony, Fowler and Duncan talk through Dundee's never-ending defensive softness and Ross County's top-six (!) hopes; Stephen Glass scrambling around for the best formation; the foolhardy tactics implemented by Hearts at Ibrox; the apparent lack of attacking coaching at Easter Road; Celtic being frighteningly good in attack, and the duo which could, if they can play together, help St Johnstone out of trouble. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/02/2256m 54s

Stevie May's depressing reality and his path to salvation

Joel and Fowler get together to discuss the midweek matches in the Scottish Premiership, including Celtic blowing away Rangers in a whirlwind first-half, the minor improvements which played a big role in St Johnstone eventually winning, the continued mess that is Aberdeen's squad, a tactical curiosity in Paisley, a fairly entertaining 0-0 Edinburgh derby (by its usual standards), and Ross Graham playing nothing like he did at Dunfermline. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/02/221h

Terrace Podcast special: Raith Rovers sign David Goodwillie

Raith Rovers supporters (or, for the meantime, ex-Rovers supporters) Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow talk through the club's decision to sign David Goodwillie, the striker who was previously found guilty of raping a woman in civil court. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/02/2247m 45s

Old man yells at cloud

Duncan McKay is joined by Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns to discuss the weekend's Scottish Premiership action. Storm Malik took two of the six fixtures, but the surviving fixtures did not disappoint, with late drama in Dingwall and Celtic Park and another win for both Hearts and Livingston. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/01/2250m 25s

No pressure Alex, we're just all counting on you to be brilliant

Twenty-four hours later than usual to allow the boys to watch the midweek action, Gordon Sheach hosts Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson as they embark on a trip through the latest round of cinch Premiership fixtures. Including: Fowler getting annoyed with Hearts fans again, Malky getting his tactical change right (but still losing), Alex Lowry getting us all far too excited, the Jekyll and Hyde nature of Stephen Glass' Aberdeen, St Johnstone's lack of consistent goal threats, and Motherwell not going for the jugular. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/01/221h 8m

Superstar Tradesman

Gary, Craig and Tony get together for a whistle stop tour around the Scottish Cup fourth round. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/01/2255m 38s

West Lothian's Team Xtreme

Joel, Rob and Fowler chat very, very late on a Thursday evening about the midweek Premiership matches, including Regan Charles-Cook’s incredible improvement, Aberdeen poking their head out of the shell, the creative genius of Barrie McKay, Dundee United’s tepid play, the naive expansiveness of Shaun Maloney’s Hibs, and the glaring personnel problems at Dundee. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/01/221h 23m

Tony's career as a Scottish Championship footballer

Fowler and Tony each run through their five most interesting signings in the cinch Premiership made so far in the January transfer window. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/01/2253m 34s

Craig Wighton's lack of additional testicles

Craig Fowler, Craig Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan get together to podcast for the first time in what must be two years as the trio herald the return of our football flagship following the winter break. On the docket today is John Hughes' spiralling Dunfermline Athletic side, Dumbarton's squad struggles, Falkirk showing signs of life, hilariously bad defending, and why Stenhousemuir are receiving a ban in the SPFL Team of the Week. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/01/221h 9m

The chaos giraffe

In this week's podcast - the last of 2021 - Craig Fowler is joined by Gary Cocker and Thom Watt to discuss the Boxing Day fixtures in the cinch Premiership. This includes Dundee limping into the break, Motherwell's Tony Watt-shaped dilemma, St Johnstone being absolutely awful, Celtic's never-ending squad issues, a proper 'game-of-two-halves' at Tynecastle, why Dundee United are sliding down the table and the how St Mirren's struggles have slipped under the radar. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/12/211h 3m

Speedball

Craig Anderson, Thom Watt and Craig Cairns review the Scottish League Cup final, the trio laud Kyogo Furuhashi before CA puts CC out of his misery over the Hibs penalty claim. The then go over Saturday's four cinch Premiership matches. Lovely. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/12/2159m 12s

But Gloucestershire keeps him sober now

Tony, Shaughan and Joel talk Morton's disconnect between fans and players, Billy Dodds proving perceptions wrong, and is Barry Ferguson cut out for the nuance of PT management? Then they deep-dive into the history of mid-90s England international players. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/12/211h 23m

A very phallic episode

Craig Fowler, Craig Cairns and Tony Anderson convene in The Terrace studio to talk through the weekend's fixtures, including the likability of this Ross County side, Dundee's defensive woes, the lack of goals at St Johnstone, Jeando Fuchs' dire form, the Poundland Xavi, wastefulness from Hearts, Kevin van Veen biggest the league's biggest arsehole (in a good way), and Hibs' severe lack of depth hurting them again. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/12/211h

The best Scottish football moments of season 2021/22 so far (part one)

Fowler is joined by Shaughan and Rob as the guys finally return to THE LIST. It's the moments from the season so far which make Scottish football the weird and wonderful place it is, including a statue stepping on a plug, fans getting pulled along by a police van, managers shitting themselves off fireworks, chairman calling into radio stations, entirely unenthusiastic wedding well-wishing and so, so, so, so much more. Part two of this podcast is available over at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/12/2152m 13s

The Monday Blues

Tony and Thom discuss the Dandy Dons and their stop-start season, how St Mirren could quite easily end up at 12 without a win, Josh Campbell and his impact on his Hibs team-mates, Kevin van Veen making himself involved even when playing shit, Leigh Griffiths getting visibly frustrated with his own limitations, the wonder of Craig Gordon, Ange Postecoglu's connection with the Celtic support, Dundee Utd going against their entire ethos, and GVB keeping things ticking over since coming in. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/12/211h 23m

He's got good feet for a jumbo JET

Rob and Fowler get together a day later than normal for our second weekly podcast to talk through the six midweek fixtures. Six games, only six goals and yet... not a terrible match among them. Result! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/12/2158m 42s

That's what I call the cinch

Tony Anderson and Craig Anderson join forces to look back on the weekend's football in the Scottish top flight. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/11/211h 29m

Are Kilmarnock starting to move through the gears? No.

Fowler, Shaughan and Andy discuss Kilmarnock's tenuous lead at the top of the cinch Championship and why they're so bad to watch. The trio then look at the club's at the bottom of League One and League Two - East Fife and Cowdenbeath, respectively - before going all the way back to the summer of 1977 for a famous Scotland win at Wembley. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/11/2158m 57s

Joe Hart's Brain Farts

Thom Watt joins Craig Cairns for a late-night Monday edition talking through the Premier Sports semi-finals before looking at Saturday's cinch Premiership action. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/11/2154m 54s

Duffyball 2: The Quickening

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual ramble down the lower leagues, stopping off at the Championship, League 1 and League 2. They discuss Partick Thistle's crushing win over Ayr United, another draw for Queen's Park, and how and why Stenhousemuir are so damn good just now! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/11/211h 2m

Just how f***ing good are we?

Tony, Thom and Chris Finn get together in the immediate aftermath of Scotland's 2-0 victory over Denmark to gush about the quality of Steve Clarke's squad and their six-game winning streak. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/11/2143m 16s

Some commentators just want to see good analogies burn

Craig Fowler and Shaughan McGuigan record in person for the first time in over 18 months! And what's on the menu? Two clubs just one place apart in the SPFL league structure but with wildly different 2021/22 campaigns thus far, and Scotland's famous victory over France in 1989. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/11/211h 3m

You gotta have faith

Thom Watt and Craig Cairns are joined by Gordon Sheach for his Terrace debut (sort of) as they run through a weekend of hard cinching in the Scottish Premiership. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/11/2149m 8s

Interview: Sean McKirdy - becoming pro, being 'the next big thing' and leaving football to open agym

Joel sits down with former Heart of Midlothian, Hamilton Academical, Berwick Rangers and Kelty Hearts midfielder Sean McKirdy. The pair discuss Sean's career in football, from the commitment at an early age to making his Hearts debut at 16 (or 17 in Sean's eyes). They talk about what it is like to be regarded as the next big thing, playing for your boyhood club, the transition to the first-team and getting released, as well as starring for Scotland in the Victory Shield and everything in between. Joel also asks Sean about leaving football to open his own gym aged just 22. (The gym is Elevate 98 in Edinburgh, be sure to check it out on Instagram or at https://www.elevate98.co.uk/) Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/11/211h 4m

Interview: Rory Loy on going from footballer to broadcaster

Rory Loy, one of the brightest up-and-coming pundits in Scottish football, joins Craig G Telfer to talk about his nascent career in broadcasting. The pair talk about preparation and research, what to do when you can't see who scored, and sticking up for your mates when their team gets battered 5-0. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/10/2146m 42s

I bought shares in Christian Ramirez goal celebrations

Oh yes, Graeme is back on a Monday show and is joined by Craig Cairns to go over another weekend of cinching in the Scottish Premiership. They talk about Dundee United finding new ways to win, Alfredo Morelos reaching a ton of goals and how you could not write that Jason Cummings would score against Hearts. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/10/2154m 52s

It was a statement, not a question

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig G Telfer to take an in-depth review of Falkirk FC's controversial Q+A session from earlier in the week. The pair scrutinise every question, every answer, and every time someone says: "if we held this six weeks ago, it would have been a different story!" Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/10/211h 14m

No nil-nils and a number of defensive calamities

Craig Fowler and Craig Cairns talk through a thoroughly interesting weekend in the cinch Premiership as Dundee United go three points from the top, Ross County continue to hemorrhage goals, the right attacking blend may have been discovered by David Martindale, Hearts both deserved a point and a pumping, Leigh Griffiths keeps kicking things, and Graham Alexander gets the starting XI wrong at Fir Park. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/10/2158m 32s

Please sir, can I have less?

Tony and Telfer join the nation in simultaneously exhaling after Scotland squeaked out a victory over the Faroe Islands. They go over that match and our current standing in World Cup qualification before going to the not-so-recent past to talk through the next memorable Scotland game: Kazakhstan 3... you know the rest. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/10/211h 3m

Praise Austin MacPhee

On this glorious Monday, Duncan McKay joins Craig Cairns pick apart Scotland's World Cup qualifying victory over Israel before looking ahead to the trip to the Faroe Islands and delving into the latest on our list of most memorable Scotland matches. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/10/2146m 15s

The state of play with 3 Scottish lower league clubs

Fowler goes back to the three-guest format, but this time he's delving into the lower tiers. Without Telfer and Shaughan to add their expertise, he calls upon Alistair Gemmell to talk through the changing of the guard at Ayr United, Colin Cunningham to question if Paul Sheerin is the right man to lead Falkirk back to the Championship, and Murray Hughes to ponder whether the only way is up for current 'Club 42' Cowdenbeath. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/10/211h

Say it ain't so, Porto

Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson's are this week's dream team as they talk through the cinch Premiership top-flight weekend, including ridiculous gulf in quality between Celtic's attack and defence, Stephen Glass scrambling for the right formula, Ryan Porteous' contentious red card, the key strength of unbeaten Hearts, St Johnstone storming back into top-six contention, David Martindale's concerning post-match comments and Malky doing a Malky. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/10/211h 8m

David Copperfield walks through the Great Wall of China

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer join forces to tackle a huge mailbag of questions from our listeners. Should Jim Duffy take charge of Ayr United? What is the worst five-a-side team of all time? And who does your flooring? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/09/211h 4m

Fool Me 30 Times, Shame on Me

Thom Watt joins Craig Anderson to talk through an interesting weekend of Scottish Premiership action. They discuss Stephen Glass dithering on a substitution that might have saved the game, impressive Heart of Midlothian and Motherwell sides, Rangers and Hibs getting the job done and Celtic failing yet again. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/09/211h 3m

Haw goalie, ye've missed the Academy Awards!

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer take their usual tour of the lower-league action from the past weekend, looking at Kilmarnock's win over Partick Thistle, Falkirk's third consecutive defeat, and Stenhousemuir's troubling start to the season. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/09/211h 13m

REVIEW FROM THE TERRACE: Peep Show podcast, episode 1

Here is an example of the work we're doing over at Review From The Terrace for those of our loyal fans who haven't yet transferred over to our brand new pop culture arm of the podcast. If you like what you hear, please subscribe to the podcast through all the usual players and leave a five-star review. Spotify link Acast link Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/09/211h 28m

Scottish football with the faff

Joel Sked is joined by Graeme Thewliss to look back at all the action - and faff - from the weekend that was in the cinch Premiership. The duo discuss why Motherwell are in a great position, why Rangers are not hitting last season's heights. They ponder Blair Spittal and his excellence at Ross County, plus Robbie Neilson's tactics. There is praise for Livingston. There isn't praise for Celtic. Graeme goes up against Eamonn Brophy to see if he can do better than Ryan Porteous who also earns Graeme's praise. Charlie Mulrgew and Jeando Fuchs? Class. Aberdeen v St Johnstone? S***. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/09/211h 12m

What is the Mangrate, you ask?

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to discuss interior decorating, what it's like to become an uncle and the passing of the great Norm Macdonald (as well as three matches from the Scottish lower leagues). Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/09/211h 17m

Murderball proves its effectiveness as Aberdeen made of Glass

Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson talk through the weekend games 24 hours after initially advertised. This includes Graham Alexander's effective brand of football, Rangers still looking for fifth gear, Celtic showing both strength and weakness, the one issue that will hold Hearts back from a third-place race, concerns for St Mirren and Livingston looking rather unfamiliar. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/09/2155m 53s

Mo Johnston’s Sexy Shorts

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig Anderson to talk over Scotland’s massive 1-0 victory in Vienna and sing the praises of, well, more or less everyone. They discuss why Steve Clarke’s side are a confusing team to work out and plot the path to World Cup qualification. The boys then cover the latest in our list of memorable Scotland matches, a 3-1 victory over Spain in 1984. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/09/2155m 15s

What's a Welsh full back and The Rolling Stones got in common?

Tony and Thom combine on Monday to talk through Scotland's frustrating 1-0 win over Moldova, including Andrew Robertson's shooting issue, Billy Gilmour's continued rise and whether we have a Ryan Jack-shaped hole in the side. Then they discuss the latest in our most memorable Scotland game series, going back to a triumphant yet tragic night in 1985. (Ignore Tony's promise with regards to the Patreon. That won't be released just yet.) Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/09/211h 3m

Hey Steve, any chance of binning this three-at-the-back pish?

Fowler, Telfer and Shaughan dissect Scotland's loss to Denmark last night in a highly negative manner (because, what other manner is there?) before looking at the brighter side of things with *checks notes* a look back at our nation's humiliating draw with the Faroes in 2002. Erm... enjoy? (Don't forget to subscribe to Review From The Terrace, which is now available on all major podcast players.) Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/09/2155m 11s

TRAILER: Introducing... Review From The Terrace

A brand new pop-culture podcast feed that we've launched after the positive feedback to shows we did in the first lockdown when there was little football to cover. Our usual team, along with some new voices, will cover movies, TV shows, the best in quality music, wrestling and more, all with an irreverent Scottish slant. Subscribe on Spotify, Acast, Apple or whatever you get your podcasts. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/09/213m 7s

I for one would like to welcome our new Edinburgh overlords

Anthony 'Tony' Anderson is joined by Robert 'Rob' Borthwick as the pair digest the weekend's cinch action and spew out their opinions on it. Hibs leave it in first gear but still reach the destination of Three Points City, Hearts dominate Dundee United thanks to the help of a returning striker, Rangers edge the """"Glasgow Derby"""" after a familiar Celtic shortcoming rears its stupid ugly head again, Tony Watt and The Mothers do a job on 'better team' Dundee, Ross Laidlaw is shit and the Saints Derby comes and goes with no one really taking notice or showing up to watch it. Join us! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/08/211h 15m

The pitfalls of honeymooning in Aberfeldy

Telfer is once again joined by the B team of Fowler and Andy to go through the three most interesting matches from the past week in the lower leagues, including Thistle's defensive weaknesses, Arbroath's ceiling, the magnetic Rhys McCabe, "punt on Peterhead" and Forfar Athletic's familiar line-up. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/08/2147m 35s

David Martindale vs Judge Dredd

Tony and Thom join forces to discuss the big talking points from the weekend's fixtures, including Stephen Glass' early changes, Hearts' squad holes, high energy, exciting Dundee, Alex Gogic drop off, County possibly improving, St Mirren letting everyone down on expectations and Peter Pawlett being let off the leash under Tam Courts. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/08/211h 31m

Two Raccoons Paw Around the Trash

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to pick through the bones of the lower-league action from the weekend. The pair discuss Clyde's win over Alloa Athletic, a dreadful, dispiriting game between Edinburgh City and Stenhousemuir, and some of the worst defending of the season so far. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/08/211h 8m

Winners and losers from last 16 of the Premier Sports Cup

Craig Anderson and Robert Borthwick look back over the Premier Sports Cup weekend by going through the heroes and villains as last season's top three all advance, two Tayside clubs avoid embarrassing shocks, while Aberdeen and Hearts shit the bed in varying ways. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/08/2153m 6s

Peter Grant's sentient curriculum vitae

With Shaughan out of action, Telfer is joined by a combination of Fowler and Andy as they try to make up half of a McGuigan with a discussion of the three most interesting lower league games from the past weekend. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/08/2150m 41s

Better send some texts to cover the embarrassment of those tactics, Malky

Craig Fowler and Craig Anderson combine to discuss the big talking points from the weekend's football, including the issues Rangers faced against a hungry United, Celtic actually not being that shite after all, Malky Mackay's baffling tactics at Easter Road, Robbie Neilson's robust structure and so much more. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/08/211h 9m

Well, that was some week one in the lower leagues

Telfer and Shaughan do a deep dive on the most interesting matches from week one of the Scottish lower league season, including that absolutely bonkers match at Stark's Park. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/08/211h 6m

It's only been week one of the Scottish Premiership season but...

Fowler and Joel discuss the first weekend of the Scottish Premiership season with an AVFTT style. This includes looking at an exciting time for Aberdeen fans, Ross County's lack of attacking arsenal, Dundee United looking oddly familiar, Scotland's answer to Harry Kane, and much more. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/08/211h 3m

Everything you could possibly want to know about the lower leagues ahead of 2021/22

Telfer and Shaughan are back together and boy have they got some information you would like to hear. Our two lower-league experts, in THREE HOURS, cover every single side in the Championship, League One and League Two ahead of the big kick-off this weekend. Tuck in. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/07/212h 59m

FREE PATREON: Livingston's 2021/22 season preview

On the Terrace Podcast Patreon we've been creating special preview shows for every team in the top flight this season and we've opened the vault to bring you an example of this work. If you want to hear more podcasts like this, subscribe to our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/07/2143m 49s

14 burning questions ahead of the 2021/22 Scottish Premiership season

WE'RE BACK, BABY! Craig Fowler and Tony Anderson gear up for the 2021/22 Scottish Premiership starting next weekend by giving their answer to a number of questions centred around the new campaign, including: most exciting signing, toughest departure, struggling sides, manager of the year candidates, best and worst kits, personal ambitions and much more. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/07/211h 4m

Is he a bear?

Graeme Thewliss and Shaughan McGuigan get together to dissect Scotland's 3-1 Euro 2020 defeat to Croatia. Ffs Scotland Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/06/2139m 10s

The one thing we didn't want to happen

Tony Anderson and Craig Cairns talk about the England meltdown and why shares in Skyscanner will likely not rocket if Scotland exit Euro 2020 before looking ahead to Steve Clarke’s do-or-die Group D clash with World Cup finalists Croatia. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/06/2136m 1s

Two men with hangovers

Duncan McKay and Craig Fowler crawl out their scratchers to look back over Scotland's 0-0 draw in Group E with Euro 2020 champions-in-waiting England. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/06/2128m 36s

We waited 23 years for THAT?!

Thom and Duncan chew over Monday's defeat in our Euros opening group game. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/06/2132m 20s

Euro 2020 Preview: Netherlands 2 Scotland 2

Joel and Craig get together for another Euro 2020 preview show, this time looking at Scotland's latest step towards Euro glory after being cruelly denied a famous victory over the Netherlands. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/06/2126m 28s

Euro 2020 Preview: Group D

Joel Sked is joined by Craig Cairns to have a little peek at Group D in the first of our Euro 2020 previews. Will Gareth Southgate waste this exciting crop of England players? Will the Czech Republic spring a few surprises? Are Croatia regressing? And are we getting far too excited about Scotland under Steve Clarke? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/06/2142m 58s

End of Season Awards 2020/21

Thom Watt, Robert Borthwick, Craig Anderson and Craig get together to run through all your old favourites, including The Josh Magennis Award for Most Improved Player, the soon-to-be-named Shane Duffy Award for Worst Signing, the soon-to-be-named Celtic Award for Worst Team and the soon-to-be-named Celtic Moment of the Season. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/05/212h 6m

James McPake’s accordion

Joel is joined by lower league jobbers Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer to look back at the Premiership play-off final. The trio look back at an excellent Dundee performance, give James McPake some credit before delving into the deep doo-doo Kilmarnock find themselves in after an abhorrent display.  The guys also look back at the Scottish Cup final and St Johnstone’s historic achievement. Also, Hibs? Deary me.  They finish with a look at some of the managerial news around Scottish football. Duffy, Ferguson, Hughes, Mellon.  Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/05/211h 20m

The 12 best forwards in the Scottish Premiership right now

The final top 12 countdown of this season sees Joel and Fowler talk through the best forwards in the top flight. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/05/2152m 51s

If you can't tackle is there any point in living?

Tony and Fowler join forces to run through the final games of the 2020/21 Scottish Premiership season, including a query about Nathan Thomas, Iain Vigurs' love of yellow cards, Aberdeen shooting themselves in the foot repeatedly, and six teams determined to kill us through boredom. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/05/2157m 53s

The 12 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

Fowler and Joel are back once again, this time looking at the cream of the crop in terms of wingers and No.10s (and those in between) currently playing in this season's top flight. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/05/211h 5m

'Let me finish this hand sanitiser': Scottish Cup semi-final weekend

Fowler and Tony look back over the two massive matches at Hampden this past weekend as Hibs were ultimately able to coast to victory against Dundee United while the two Saints played out a barnstormer. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/05/2155m 17s

The 12 best defensive/centre midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

Fowler and Joel are back with the next position in the list - but with a little twist this year. We've binned the centre-midfielder/wide-midfielder split for something a little different. Let us know on Twitter if you think it's better. Or don't. Do whatever the hell you like. To listen to Tony and Thom preview the Scottish Cup semi-finals, head over to patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/05/211h 6m

A Series of Unfortunate Results

Graeme Thewliss leads Craig Anderson through an eventful weekend in the Premiership relegation battle as his beloved Kilmarnock slipped back into the bottom two. They also explain why Ryan Porteous perhaps shouldn’t have doubled down, and how Celtic are now in the Murty/Caixinha death spiral. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/05/2157m 52s

The top 5 players of the Scottish Premiership through April

Rob and Tony combine for Thursday's podcast where the pair look back over the month in the Scottish Premiership and each bring a top 5 of the players who stood out the most. This is a podcast that typically airs on our Patreon page. If you like what you hear and want to hear more podcasts like this, please subscribe over at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/04/2155m 3s

It's OK not to be OK - part 2

Chris Iwleumo and Craig Cairns are joined by Philip Mitchell, trustee of the CM Foundation and father of Chris Mitchell. They discuss the excellent work the charity does, in conjunction with the SPFL Trust, and how the foundation came about. Remember, there is always help out there. You are never alone. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/04/2130m 2s

New superlatives required for Zander's Ibrox finale

One day later than usual but we're sure you'll forgive us after one of the most memorable Scottish Cup quarter-final weekends in a long, long time. Three penalty shoot-outs, two upsets, a few late collapses and a goalkeeper (almost) scoring. Tuck in. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/04/211h

The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

Fowler and Joel are back again. If they thought the full-backs were tough, nothing prepared them for this. In the face of extreme anxiety they were each able to cut longer lists down into a manageable dozen. To listen to Shaughan and Telfer discuss the latest from the lower leagues, including managerial changes at three clubs, then please subscribe to our Patreon. There you'll also find Tony and Thom going through the midweek fixtures in the Scottish Premiership. The link is here. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/04/2159m 31s

Money money money

This week Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns are joined by Liam Corbett from This Is My Story podcast to talk about Hearts' season in the Scottish Championship, but first they reflect on the punishment handed out to Slavia Prague's Ondrej Kudela for racially abusing Rangers' Glen Kamara. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/04/2136m 53s

Pundits in a Clown Car

Robert Borthwick is joined by Craig Anderson as they pick out the winners and losers from the Scottish Cup weekend. Find out why Craig Levein is perhaps feeling better about himself this weekend, and why Roberto Nditi has a new admirer. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/04/2149m 44s

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

After last week's episode ranking the best goalkeepers, Joel and Fowler turn their attention to the premier full-backs in the top flight. Come for stats about crossing and dribbling, stay for Joel's inability to count. At the end of the show you'll hear a plea for donations for our #kitforkids initiative. If you'd like to donate yourself, you can find the link here. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/04/211h 2m

Show Racism the Red Card

Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns are joined by Jordan Allison from Show Racism the Red Card Scotland to discuss the work the charity is doing and the latest on the incident involving Rangers Glen Kamara and Slavia Prague's Ondrej Kudela during the recent Uefa Europa League match. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/04/2131m 47s

It's gone through him

Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay discuss the weekend's Premiership games in a pivotal matchday for those at the bottom. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/04/2156m 21s

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

Our top 12 countdowns are back for another season! Fowler leads Joel 'Safe Hands' Sked as the two talk through their favourite goalkeepers from the top-flight this season. There isn't a whole lot of variance in terms of names, but there is on where they landed in the elite dozen. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/04/211h 1m

Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup third round

Robert Borthwick invites Mr. Anthony Anderson to join him in discussing the winners and the losers of Scottish Cup third round weekend. The guys talk about the newly-named MacKay Derby, some overhead kicks, small-time social media behaviour, "sweetheart" Kyle Lafferty, Nicky Clark's decisive shove and a whole lot more. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/04/2145m 4s

The Terrace Podcast Grant Hanley Special

Graeme is joined by Andy Harrow and Shaughan McGuigan for the Grant Hanley special: 45 minutes of chat about how beating the Faroes is alright actually, how not losing any games is alright actually, and how Czechoslovakia's squad in 1973 was alright actually, and even scandal free. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/04/2152m 43s

Buzzing out his nut

Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns reflect on the Scotland national team's triple-header versus Austria, Israel and the Faroe Islands. They discuss Steve Clarke's formation and personnel and ask if Arsenal's Kieran Tierney is Scotland's best player. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/04/2129m 45s

I’m A Lumberjack and I’m OK

Tony and Craig Anderson teamed up again to carry out a post mortem of Scotland’s 1-1 draw in Israel before looking forward to Wednesday’s game against the Faroes. They wrap things up by covering the latest on the list of memorable Scotland matches - and for once it’s a win. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/03/211h 2m

Marie and Pierre Curie go for a pint

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer reunite to talk about lower-league Scottish football. The pair do their best to touch on every game from the weekend's action, while also discussing the best and worst streams in the SPFL, cup upsets and football pitches built of tectonic plates. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/03/211h 59m

No Tolerance

Chris Iwelumo joins Craig Cairns once again to go through some of the big talking points of Scottish football. The duo begins with a chat about Chris being added to BBC Scotland's Championship coverage before moving on to the Scottish Premiership relegation battle. They then discuss the incident involving Glen Kamara of Rangers and Slavia Prague’s Ondrej Kudela before finishing up with a chat about the inclusion of Che Adams in the latest Scotland squad. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/03/2134m 4s

To everybody out there, say stafe

The good guys of the team, Tony and Duncan, chat through all six Premiership games, including: Callum Davidson's success at St Johnstone; whether John Hughes has made any real difference to County; if St Mirren "bottled" it in the bid for top six; the difference Lafferty has made to Killie; Dundee Utd expressing themselves; Hibs playing with the handbrake on; JET's improvement, and the unity behind Glen Kamara at the Old Firm game. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/03/211h 17m

The most bonkers moments in the Scottish Premiership this season (part 1)

Fowler steps in as host at the last minute as Tony and Shaughan give their takes on things which have occurred this year that make the Scottish top flight what it is. Head over to patreon.com/terracepodcast to hear the rest of the moments on the list. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/03/2150m 33s

We've got the diamond Daniel Stendel

Today's podcast is a two-parter. Firstly, Fowler and Joel talk through the two top-flight games from the past weekend as Livingston bettered Accies despite the Scott Robinson fall-out, while John Beaton made himself public enemy No.1 in Dingwall. Then Craig Cairns steps into the hotseat for an exclusive interview with former Hearts manager Daniel Stendel. This podcast supports SAFEBAND. For more information visit safeband.me Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/03/2157m 51s

Bonus podcast: Scary Adult Things

Who wants 52 minutes of Craig Telfer chatting to Duncan Cowles about working on A View from the Terrace and his upcoming BBC Scotland show? You do? Well, you are in luck! The first episode of Scary Adult Things airs tonight at 10.30pm. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/03/2154m 42s

It's OK not to be OK

Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns discuss the recently launched campaign by the Chris Mitchell Foundation – in conjunction with the SPFL – which is providing mental health training to all 42 SPFL clubs. The duo goes on to talk about their own personal experiences. If you are experiencing any of the issues raised in the show, there is always someone out there to turn to. The Chris Mitchell Foundation: www.cmfoundation.org.uk SAMH: 0344 800 0550 www.samh.org.uk Samaritans: (24-hour service) 116 123 www.samaritans.org/scotland/samaritans-in-scotland Breathing Space: 0800 83 85 87 www.breathingspace.scot Back Onside: 07528243100 www.backonside.co.uk Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/03/2133m 52s

Considering the future of 9 Scottish Premiership stars

Gary, Duncan and Andy briefly discuss Derek McInnes' departure from Aberdeen and potential managerial candidates to fill his shoes, before delving into the free agent market to assess which players and clubs should stick and twist in the summer. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/03/2156m 27s

The lesser-spotted defensive rhombus

Craig Cairns fumbles his way through the weekend Scottish Premiership action, aided and dug out of few holes by Graeme Thewliss and Joel Sked. They discuss Rangers sealing the Premiership title, Kimarnock's dodgy defensive line and why Hamilton Accies resemble a meat trifle. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/03/2155m 19s

Poor poor Peru, if only you knew, what the boys in blue, are going to do to you

Tony, Shaughan and Joel combine their magic rings to blitz through the two Scottish Premiership midweek games, what football returning in the lower leagues truly means for the clubs, and the beginning of the end for 'Ally's army'. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/03/211h 14m

Twist the sword

Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo are back to reflect on St Johnstone's victory over Livingston in the Betfred Cup final then turn their attention to the departure of Neil Lennon and where Celtic should go next before falling out over how Robbie Neilson is doing at Hearts. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/03/2133m 26s

St Johnstone: why are you still surprised?

Tony Anderson takes on hosting duties this week as he's joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson. The boys talk all things League Cup final: Martindale's mistakes and St Johnstone's legends and emotions.  They then get back to the meat and potatoes of the Premiership, including Hibs back 3s struggles going man for man against Motherwell, KILLIE SCORING A GOAL, goalkeepers in Paisley and expectations on Goodwin and Dylan Connelly. They finish on a quick once over on Kennedy's Celtic and the form of Ferguson and McCrorie. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/03/211h 14m

The best moments in the lower leagues this season (part 1)

It's been an unusual year and, as a result, we've not manage to compile a list of all the daft things that have happened in Scottish football this season - until now. Andy, Telfer and Shaughan get together to laugh about the most bonkers things to occur outside of the top flight. To hear part 2 of this podcast, subscribe at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/02/211h 5m

They're not Bayern Munich!

Duncan hosts as Tony and Thom join to chat about the weekend's fixtures, including Ross County giving Celtic their latest comedic moment, Motherwell falling to bits yet again and Aberdeen looking like they've found the corner. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/02/211h 9m

Let's go golfing with Oscar winner Peter Duval

The New World Order is back as Fowler is joined by Telfer and Shaughan to take on a lower-league mailbag, including part-time heroes, a modern-day Kilnockie, the answer to the pyramid conundrum, retro kits and League 1 and League 2 predictions. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/02/2145m 46s

Why you should definitely STOP THE CROSS!

Fowler talks to Craig Cairns and then Joel Sked about the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. This includes Accies looking like a bloody good team in the Lanarkshire derby, Lawrence Shankland getting some pep in his step, Neil Lennon's botched successful surgery, Killie still looking like a completely blunted attack, and Aberdeen continuing to stink the joint up! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/02/2157m 21s

Tommy Wright's Saharan Soundclash

Tony, Thom and Tommy Wright's new No.1 fan Craig Anderson discuss the aforementioned manager's return to the dugout, including his opening game V Motherwell. They then head to Paisley to discuss Celtic's performance before and after the 70-minute mark. Finally Thom is asked for his opinion on all things Aberdeen. Is this the beginning of the end of McInnes? Is that fair? In fact, is it smart? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/02/211h 3m

We're going to start arguing here

Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo talk about Rangers' unsuccessful appeal of the ban handed out to Kemar Roofe and Celtic's successful one regarding Albian Ajeti's alleged dive. They then turn their attention to Betfred Cup finalists Livingston before touching on the pressure on Derek McInnes at Aberdeen. To be continued... Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/02/2133m 45s

It's not too difficult to make Allan McGregor angry

Fowler is joined by Graeme and Craig Cairns to look back over the weekend's action in the Scottish Premiership. This includes whether it is the end of the line for Derek McInnes, Hibs looking better without Kevin Nisbet, the size of the task facing Tommy Wright, the West Lothian juggernaut coming to a stop, John Hughes' oddly attacking line-up, Mickey Mellon figuring out the need for fewer strikers and Ross Callachan for MVP. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/02/2159m 32s

We're not here to talk about Sting, we're here to talk about Scottish football

Robert Borthwick and Graeme Thewliss join Craig G Telfer as they take a whistle-stop tour around the midweek action from the Scottish Premiership. They talk about Motherwell’s win at Dundee United, how Celtic have hit comeback trail and that disgusting commentator who boasted about defecating hard. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/02/211h 4m

Sweet dreams

The gigantic pairing of Chris Iwelumo and Craig Cairns link up to discuss the job Jim Goodwin is doing at Celtic and the recent departure of Alex Dyer from Kimarnock before answering your questions. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/02/2134m 7s

Shane Duffy's Circle o' Woe

Tony and Thom talk Jim Goodwin tactical flexibility and squad depth alongside another Celtic bashing. Hibs return to winning ways while Mickey Mellon continues to shoehorn Marc McNulty in somewhere. They also cover Alex Dyer's last dance while St Johnstone may have found their ultimate front three. And will the arrival of new strikers mean goals for Aberdeen? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/02/2154m 11s

Free header

A knackered Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo go over some of the talking points from the last week, including Motherwell's escape, Rangers ploughing on and St Johnstone reaching the Betfred Cup final. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/01/2130m 13s

Tough crowd

Andy Harrow and Tony Anderson join Craig Cairns to go over Wednesday's matches in the Scottish Premiership, including St Mirren's dismantling of Dundee United, the many sides of Alfredo Morelos and interchangeable Livi. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/01/2148m 13s

David Martindale is Remy from Ratatouille

Fowler, Joel and Thom go in-depth on the Betfred Cup semi-final matches this weekend, including Jack Ross being under pressure, Callum Davidson making the necessary tweaks, St Mirren's head-scratching gameplan and Livingston being like a rugby league side (that's a compliment, honest!). They then finish by quickly running through the main talking points from the two Scottish Premiership fixtures. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/01/2154m 42s

The most surprising players in this season's Scottish Premiership, both good and bad

Craig Anderson, Thom Watt and Duncan McKay discusses players that have disappointed and surprised us this season. They finish off talking about the next in the Scotland Memorable Matches series. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
22/01/211h 4m

Under Pressure

Craig Cairns are Chris Iwelumo kick off another run of weekly shows by looking at Graham Alexander's appointment as Motherwell manager before turning their attention to the latest at Celtic Park after Neil Lennon's fiery press conference. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/01/2132m 29s

Most expensive bottom-six defence ever

Thom Watt and Joel Sked join Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Scottish Premiership matches after reacting to Celtic manager Neil Lennon's explosive press conference. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/01/2156m 23s

Raith Rovers' Covid crisis, Caley Thistle promotion concerns, Ayr United's capitulations, the flaw with Dunfermline - Scottish Championship deep dive

Fowler is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow to have an extensive look at four clubs in the Scottish Championship after the lower leagues were suspended below the bottom tier for the next couple of weeks at least. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/01/2154m 55s

Pundits making up their own rules, Morelos is back, Kiltie's class, County's ongoing worries, Motherwell's risky hire - Scottish Premiership weekend

Tony welcomes Joel and Craig Anderson to talk through the weekend's football in four Scottish Premiership games. The guys get into the big decisions in the Aberdeen-Rangers game, Alfredo Morelos and Ryan Kent looking back to their best, what Greg Kiltie gives Killie that other Kilmarnock players don't, the Livingston juggernaut refusing to slow down, and whether Motherwell made the right choice with Graham Alexander. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/01/211h 9m

Falkirk's top-of-the-league struggles, Dundee's revival, Elgin's excitement, Ayr's paywall content - Lower league special

Gary hosts as Duncan comes on to talk about Elgin City and their hopes of a successful season, then Shaughan runs through a gamut of interesting lower-league sides to talk through, including East Fife, Falkirk, Queen of the South and Dundee. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/01/2159m 47s

Celtic's failure in domination, Motherwell's non-goalkeeper, Hibs barely being arsed - Scottish Premiership weekend

Craig and Thom are the only two Terrace members available on this most horrible of Mondays as the rest frolic in the garden before being locked down for another month. The pair discuss how Celtic managed to nullify Rangers but were still victims of their own demise, why Motherwell fans should be very concerned, Hibs' bizarre attempts at defending, the improvement in Ross County under Yogi Hughes, the latest example of Alex Dyer's baffling non-use of substitutes and a New Firm case of deja vu.  Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/01/211h 8m

Dingwall Dingier

Gary is joined by Duncan and Rob as the three make their way through the Premiership fixtures from Boxing Day. Referees had a weird one, Aberdeen are boring, Rangers are efficient, nobody cares about Celtic beating Hamilton, Motherwell cannot buy a win, will Dr. Yogi bring about a County recovery and loads more. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/12/2054m 39s

The Terrace Podcast 2020 Christmas Special

Rob, Graeme and Andy get together for their annual delve into cans and Christmas nonsense. The boys offer a gift to all 11 premiership clubs, create a Christmas movie masterpiece and finish off by doing some solids.  Merry Christmas all! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/12/2044m 30s

Professional

Craig Anderson and Duncan McKay join Craig Cairns to go over a dramatic match in which Celtic completed the quadruple treble with a penalty shootout victory over Hearts in the Scottish Cup Final. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/12/2051m 46s

The worst Scotland XI of the century

Shaughan McGuigan joins Craig Anderson to select their worst Scotland XI since 2000 The selected players include several one-cap wonders, a centre-back pairing who once played together in a 3-0 win, two of the heroes of Belgrade and a player who reached the heady heights of the Last 256 of the BDO darts. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/12/201h 2m

We're on a break

Chris Iwulemo and Craig Cairns join forces for the last time this year to preview the Scottish Cup final between Hearts and Celtic before going through some questions from listeners, including James Tavernier's march towards the golden boot, Chris's favourite kit and Scotland's Euro 2020 squad. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
16/12/2035m 7s

Sexy Aberdeen's need for foreplay

Craig Fowler is back to play host this week and look back on six matches in the Scottish Premiership. Helping him out on today's show is... Graeme Thewliss to rant about the mess Motherwell are in right now (yet still fifth) and give credit to Livingston for making every opponent shit themselves. Craig Anderson to discuss sympathy for Alfredo Morelos' poor form and why Curtis Main might be a better option up front for Aberdeen. And Joel Sked to disprove just about anything Brian Rice said after getting pumped by Hibs and wonder whether the end is around the corner for Alex Dyer. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/12/201h 27m

Why Sean Paul isn't a thing anymore

Tony, Gary and Andy get together for a grab-bag of Scottish football content, including bail-out money, Jack Ross' standing within the Hibs support, Partick Thistle's struggling League One season, struggles at Motherwell and the latest game in our top 50 most memorable Scotland matches countdown. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/12/201h 7m

Talk To Me

Chris Iwelumo expresses his disappointment at being left out by Craig Cairns last before the strike duo get firing on all cylinders again, chatting Scotland's World Cup qualification group, David Martindale's interim gig at Livingstons, covid call-offs and default wins and taking the knee. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/12/2034m 9s

Andrew Dallas: Superstar

It's Thom Watt's time to host this week as everyone's favourite Dons fans welcomes on a trio of Terrace boys to talk through the weekend's action, including: Craig Anderson to lament Killie's inability to finish a first half with 11 men and Rangers' title charge beginning to look like a procession. Craig Fowler to share his thoughts on exactly what Neil Lennon should do to resurrect Celtic before looking at the improvement in St Mirren. And Duncan McKay to laugh about the ineptitude of the aforementioned referee and praise David Martindale's Livingston (we can officially call it that now). Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
07/12/201h 29m

Kitty O's

Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the Championship for a focus on Arbroath, Greenock Morton and, can we shock you, Heart of Midlothian.  Before that they trio discussed the latest SPFL news grenade with the punishment of Kilmarnock and St Mirren as Motherwell handed TWO 3-0 wins and Hamilton awarded their biggest league away win in more than six years. To finish, the boys pick out a few 'under the radar' stories from the lower leagues so far this season. To listen to more, much, much, much more from The Terrace boys, please subscribe to the Patreon. The link can be found here. Help continue the growth of fan media. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/12/201h 7m

What next for the Scotland Women's National Team?

There's no Craig and Chris this week, but instead we've brought you something a little more pertinent. Duncan McKay and Leading The Line's Chris Marshall discuss last night's defeat by Finland and what next for the SWNT. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/12/2034m 23s

SPFL x NFL

Graeme Thewliss is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to take a strictly alphabetical journey through the weekend’s Betfred Cup action. They discuss a misfiring Hearts attack, explain why Dunfermline are Scotland’s second team, applaud Ross County’s bravery and much much more. This episode is brought you in association with Manscaped. Head over to manscaped.com/terrace to receive your discount on the new Weed Wacker trimmer. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
01/12/201h 4m

The jobbers who went up a hill but came down a mountain

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer combine forces to discuss the comings and goings in the lower leagues over the past week. Despite only looking at three games in depth, they somehow end up gassing for 80 minutes. Ayr United's win over Dundee, Partick Thistle's mini-resurgence and Annan Athletic get the special treatment. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/11/201h 24m

Living Rent-Free

Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo link up once again to talk about Chris facing off against Diego Maradona's Argentina side, the "clarification" of the handball rule and the pressure on Celtic manager Neil Lennon. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/11/2033m 13s

Did Hibs bring on a coach?

Tony Anderson steps into the host's chair this week to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend. Helping Tony to break down every game on tonight's episode is: Joel Sked to look at Celtic dropping yet more points in the title race and Rangers looking every bit the real deal. Duncan McKay to debate whether it's already too late for Accies to make a change and Killie overcoming an early red to heap further pain on County. And Gary Cocker to wonder whether Livingston will be able to figure things out and if St Johnstone need a new plan of attack. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/11/202h 1m

Taking all the credit

Craig Cairns is joined by Chris Iwelumo to go over the elation of Scotland's Euro 2020 qualification in Belgrade before being brought down back to earth by the results in Slovakia and Israel. Along the way they talk staying professional when you just want to lose your sh*t, the criticism of Oli McBurnie and that miss against Norway. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/11/2034m 8s

Working on the Forth Bridge with tuberculosis

Fowler is joined by Shaughan and Rob to share their frustrations over Scotland's failure to earn promotion in the Nations League. They discuss the familiarities, the positive differences and where the team went wrong in Wednesday's 1-0 defeat to Israel. They finish with a look at the first ever football international, a match between Scotland and England in 1872. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/11/2054m 22s

Twenty. Million. Pounds.

Fowler is joined by Tony and Thom to cover Scotland's frustrating 1-0 defeat to Slovakia in the Nations League. Was Steve Clarke right to make so many changes? Is this further evidence of Scotland's radical improvement despite the result? And what to make of Oli McBurnie? The trio then finish things off with getting to Germany 0, Scotland 1, the next in our countdown of the moment memorable ever Scotland games. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/11/2054m 12s

PATREON PREVIEW: A dozen deliriously delighted Scotland die-hards

This is a preview of a special Patreon episode put together by Craig Fowler talking to 12 separate Scotland fans about Thursday night's glory. To listen to the full podcast, subscribe over at patreon.com/terracepodcast. This episode is in the £5-a-month tier. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/11/2014m 23s

GET A VACCINE QUICK SMART

In a Terrace first Thom Watt, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns go over Scotland's qualification for Euro 2020 after their defeat of Serbia. The guys were drunk at the time of recording and there may be a lot of celebratory swearing. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/11/201h

Off The Fence

Craig Cairns and Chris Iwelumo discuss the reasons why Steve Clarke's Scotland will qualify for Euro 2020, the pros and cons of VAR and humiliating defeats following Rangers' 8-0 win over Hamilton Accies. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
11/11/2033m 31s

I committed surgery in Silent Hill

Craig Fowler is back in the hotseat to go discuss, analyse and laugh at the six (SIX!) Scottish Premiership fixtures this past weekend. Joining him this podcast is: Duncan McKay to lament Hibs chucking it in 12 minutes and question Alex Dyer's tactics in Perth. Gary Cocker to ponder whether this was the best of Celtic and wonder what it'll take for St Mirren to score. And Graeme Thewliss to try and make sense of Rangers 8, Hamilton Accies 0 and hail the familiarity of the 1-1 draw in Dingwall. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
09/11/201h 18m

The ungrateful Mr McGuinness and his tasteless lunch

Telfer and Shaughan are back with another deep dive into the lower leagues, looking specifically at six matches at the weekend, two from each division, but essentially covering every team again. Getting special attention were Dunfermline v Queen of the South, Forfar Athletic v Montrose (ANGUS DERBY!) and Albion Rovers v Brechin City. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/11/201h 36m

The Perfect Dive

Craig and Chris talk about the new additions to the Scotland squad, the fine margins of the Edinburgh derby and whether or not bogey teams are a thing. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
04/11/2034m 4s

Tony Watt's NBA Jam

Mixing things up a bit this Monday as it's two shows thrown into one. Firstly we have Tony and Duncan to lament Hibs blowing it again in a big derby before moving on to discuss Celtic getting over their recent poor form to defeat Aberdeen. Then Thom and Graeme combine forces to discuss the three Scottish Premiership matches which took place this weekend. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/11/201h 22m

The pod isn't for talking about those cnuts!

Tony, Rob, Thom and guest Stevie Din get together to preview this weekend's Scottish Cup semi-finals. A Hibs, Hearts, Aberdeen and Celtic fan on the same podcast, what could possibly go wrong? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
30/10/2052m 2s

Reverse Psychology

Craig Cairns finally gets Chris Iwelumo's name right before the duo talk about Chris's recent interview with Kilmarnock manager Alex Dyer, punditry and how to manage a player like Motherwell's Tony Watt. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
28/10/2033m 29s

Two hours, Tony? Two? That's insane.

Tony Anderson takes over the hot-seat this week to look back over the Scottish Premiership weekend. Helping him to do so will be: Adam Thornton to look at Rangers tightening pulling ahead in the title race as yet more questions arise about Celtic. Thom Watt to celebrate a shining performance from his namesake as Motherwell gubbed Ross County. And Craig Anderson to breakdown Killie's defeat to Tony's beloved Hibees, as well as the dreck that was Saints v United. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
26/10/202h

Lower league football is back, baby!

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer cast their beady eyes over a big weekend of the jobber divisions, examining the biggest games from the Championship, League 1 and League 2 - and having a right good laugh while they do it! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
23/10/201h 14m

A well-oiled machine

Craig Cairns is once again joined by Chris Iwelumo to look over Rangers' win over Celtic and the starts made to the season by Dundee United's Mickey Mellon and Callum Davidson at St Johnstone. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/10/2033m 18s

Brian Rice's past life aboard the Titanic

Craig Fowler leads Monday's Premiership recap with with five games going ahead. Helping him on this show is: Tony Anderson to talk Neil Lennon's bizarre tactics and Hibs' wastefulness in the Highlands. Graeme Thewliss to wonder if JET is the answer to Livi's problems and Chris Burke's effectiveness. And Craig Cairns to question Brice Rice's use of metaphors and whether Stevie May is BACK! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/10/201h 24m

Running so hard he's losing his hairline

Craig Fowler returns to the main show and he's brought along Shaughan McGuigan and Andy Harrow for the occasion. The trio talk Scotland's 1-0 victory over the Czech Republic, the bizarre selection headaches facing Steve Clarke and where further improvements are required. They then finish the show by looking over Tuesday's Betfred Cup results. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
15/10/2055m 13s

Stay Positive

Craig Cairns is again joined but Chris Iwelumo, this time to go over the positives of the first two parts of Scotland's triple-header before looking ahead to the impact of international football on this week's match between Celtic and Rangers. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/10/2031m 55s

Like Arsene Wenger's Arsenal

Craig Anderson and Thom Watt get together to look back at a Scotland showing that... wasn't... horrible? After digging into the 1-0 win over Slovakia which leaves us clear at the top of our Nations League group, the duo then look back at the action in the Betfred Cup this past weekend. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
12/10/201h 3m

I thought kick-off was at 3

Tony Anderson is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Duncan McKay as they pick over the bones of the worst game of football since Scotland played last month. Also featured is the latest in our most memorable Scotland matches series. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/10/2057m 13s

New Signing: Chris Iwelumo

After spending all day working hard behind the scenes on transfer deadline day, The Terrace is delighted to announce the signing of Chris Iwelumo for a series of weekly shows looking at some of the big stories in Scottish football just now. On this week's show, Chris is joined by Craig Cairns to discuss a couple of recent transfers, the upcoming Scotland game and there is a focus on Hibernian's Kevin Nesbit. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/10/2036m 36s

No, I don't want no subs

Craig Fowler hosts Monday's show as he's joined by Craig Anderson, Joel Sked and Tony Anderson to look back over five Scottish Premiership games, including: Brian Rice's perplexing starting XI and Scott Brown's influence on the Celtic squad. Dundee United being shitebags against Livingston and Jim Goodwin's nonsensical (non)use of substitutes. Rangers being flat in a game that just "existed". Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05/10/201h 17m

George Clooney's IMDB page

Fowler and Tony are joined by Rangers podcaster and tactics buff Adam Thornton to talk Rangers taking it up a level on the European stage, Steven Gerrard being a great manager (but maybe not in Scotland), Celtic's attraction to chaos, Scott Brown keeping the momentum going, and why Parkhead supporters need to be patient with Greg Taylor. The trio then finish it off with Scotland 2, Liechtenstein 1, which is (for some reason) the next in our Most Memorable Scotland Match series which you voted for (again, why?). Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
02/10/2054m 23s

We don't sell Duff, we sell Fudd

Craig Fowler leads Monday's show (12 hours late) as he welcomes on three of The Terrace boys to talk through the Scottish Premiership weekend. They are: Joel Sked to discuss Scott Brown's improvement for Celtic and Aberdeen's absolute domination against Ross County. Graeme Thewliss to lament Motherwell getting royalty pumped by Rangers and St Mirren, with a hand from Killie, serving up a snorefest in Paisley. And Gary Cocker to smugly beam about United dropping points at Hamilton and further troubles for Callum Davidson at St Johnstone. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
29/09/201h 23m

The Louden Tavern Challenge

Fowler, Tony and Duncan talk through the contrasting fortunes of four Scottish clubs in Europe, as Rangers ride their luck but eventually stroll to victory, Aberdeen lament an early blip, Celtic frustrate their supporters on the way to victory and Motherwell show inexperience in Israel. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/09/2050m 38s

The 10 most embarrassing lower league moments from the past decade (part one)

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer strap themselves in for this two-part podcast looking back at the top 10 most embarrassing moments in the Scottish lower leagues over the last decade. This is the first of a two-part podcast. Part two is available over on patreon.com/terracepodcast. There will be another free-to-air show tomorrow. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
24/09/201h 23m

Your problem, no welcome

Craig Fowler hosts Monday's show looking back on a high-scoring, action-packed weekend in the Scottish Premiership. Helping out this week is: Graeme Thewliss to discuss Rangers' moaning about infamous Scottish football bullies Hibernian Football Club and the importance of Lawrence Shankland. Joel Sked to laugh at Aberdeen's opening 20 minutes and the problems facing St Johnstone as they once again fail to find the back of the net. And Thom Watt to question Celtic's use of the 3-5-2 and delve into why Hamilton were so anaemic against the ten men of Kilmarnock. Today's podcast is brought to you by Beer 52. To get a case of free beer as a listener of The Terrace, simply got to beer52.com/terrace to claim. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
21/09/201h 30m

PATREON PEEK: The 12 best awaydays in Scottish football

This 15-minute clip comes from a podcast recorded by Duncan and Graeme earlier this summer where the two ranked their favourite awaydays in Scottish football. Graeme has been to over 33 grounds while Duncan, notably, visited all 42 grounds in one season (though that's changed now Cove Rangers are in the league), so it's fair to say they've got a good degree of knowledge. To hear the rest of the episode, please subscribe to the Patreon site. The link for this specific show can be found here. The Patreon site is no longer there to get the guys a little beer money. It's allowed The Terrace Podcast to grow and improve and we want to continue doing both of those. For those who are sceptical, please just check it out for a month. That's all we ask. It won't cost you much. For those who have already, thank you so much! But whether you have or haven't, we love all of you! You're the reason we keep going every week. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/09/2016m 47s

Panic stations

Fowler is joined by Tony and Duncan to break down the performance of three clubs in Europe on Thursday night as Motherwell played out an epic match with Coleraine, Aberdeen took care of business against the Viking, and Rangers did what everyone expected them to do. If you liked this and want to hear Fowler and Tony rage at Duncan for creating a frustratingly hard quiz, head over to patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
18/09/2058m 35s

Always nice to have domestic football back

Craig Fowler is back to lead discussions on all of the weekend's Scottish Premiership games. This time he's joined by: Gary Cocker to question Dundee United's defensive set up at Ibrox and underline the key for Hibs making the 4-4-2 work. Graeme Thewliss to preach patience for worried Livi fans and wax lyrical about Allan Campbell once again. And Craig Anderson to provide some context to County's "impressive" play and marvel at the turnaround with Aberdeen. Be sure to also listen to the Patreon episode where Craig and Gary break down Hearts' decision to loan Zdenek Zlamal to St Mirren, much to the chagrin of the Tynecastle support. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
14/09/201h 35m

From football fan to analyst - what goes into scouting a player?

Joel sits down with Dougie Wright to talk about the role of a football analyst. Dougie recounts how he went from writing, analysing Scottish football to being welcomed by Davie Martindale at Livingston. The pair talk about the success of Livi before discussing Dougie's move to Wigan Athletic.  What goes into analysing and scouting a player? What is looked for in certain positions? And what exactly is a football analyst? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/09/201h 8m

Polishing a Turd

Shaughan and Thom join Craig Cairns to go through Scotland's win over the Czech Republic before looking at the next game in our most memorable Scotland matches. Respect. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
08/09/2058m 9s

Why can't Scotland produce Pele... or Jan Koller?

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Thom Watt to pick their preferred Scotland XIs for Friday's match with Israel before the trio then get to the next most memorable Scotland match in our top 50 countdown: the 1985 Rous Cup victory over England. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/09/2058m 29s

Brian Rice's magic 8-ball

Craig Fowler is back to host Monday's show after a six-game strong Scottish Premiership weekend. He is joined by: Craig Cairns to talk about the most interesting game of the weekend where one team shone and the other stunk at McDiarmid Park. Also: Rory McKenzie's goal. Graeme Thewliss to question just how attractive Aberdeen could become, the positives for Hibs after defeat, and Livingston winning by going Livingston Extra. Robert Borthwick to giggle at Neil Lennon's trolling, Rangers gear shifts, and Hamilton Accies' bizarrely boring team selection. If you like what you hear, please subscribe to patreon.com/terracepodcast where, for as little as $2 a month, you can get hours of bonus podcasts. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
31/08/201h 39m

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2019/20 (part 2)

Our retrospective awards season continue with the Andy Dorman Award, Most Disappointing Team and Discovery of the Year. On this occasion it's Fowler, Gary and Andy doing the discussing and debating as we hand out three more gongs. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
27/08/2048m 2s

Schrodinger’s Egg

Craig Anderson is joined by Joel Sked, Graeme Thewliss and Gary Cocker as each of the guests talks over two of the weekend’s Scottish Premiership matches. They discuss St Mirren and Ross County’s improvements, Killie’s meek surrender at Ibrox, Motherwell’s desire issues, an impressive Dundee United performance, Derek McInnes’ trust issues and Hibs winning ugly yet again. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
25/08/201h 38m

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2019/20 (part 1)

With one thing and another, we didn't complete our traditional end-of-season awards at the conclusion of the 2019/20 Scottish Premiership campaign, so let us right that wrong. We'll be running a series of podcasts handing out gongs to top-flight stars for their efforts last term. First up is Tony, Graeme and Thom debating and awarding Most Improved Player, Most Disappointing Player and Mr Versatile. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20/08/201h 6m

'Sorry mate, I didn't order pizza': Analysing every lower league signing (part 1)

Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer put on their big glasses for a thorough examination of every singing made Championship, League 1 and League 2 clubs so far this summer. No stone is left unturned (except Montrose, who have yet to bring anyone in). This is a bonus podcast. Originally recorded as a Patreon, the guys went above and beyond and recorded for nearly two hours. Therefore, we've decided to share the love. The first hour is here for free, the second part is available over at patreon.com/terracepodcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
19/08/201h 1m

Aaron Winter's DeLorean

Craig Fowler leads Monday's podcast looking back at the five games across the Scottish Premiership weekend. On the show he is joined by: Joel Sked to look at Dundee United's impressive start under Micky Mellon, Stuart Kettlewell messing with the formula too much, predictable problems with the Rangers attack, and Livingston's immediate future without Lyndon Dykes. Craig Anderson to lament three points dropped by Kilmarnock on Saturday, St Johnstone's less-than-impressive showing, St Mirren's good fortune in Lanarkshire, and a time-travelling Lazio star from the mid-90s. Duncan McKay to slag him Hibs fans for their overreaction to Saturday's draw with Motherwell, who immediately look better following the signing of Stephen O'Donnell. To access hours of additional content, please subscribe at patreon.com/terracepodcast, including a Scottish Football Life episode looking at the demise of Meadowbank Thistle. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
17/08/201h 22m

The five stages of your club getting shafted

Thursday's podcast sees Craig Fowler back on presenting duties as we cover the midweek action in the Ladbrokes Premiership. Helping him is: Graeme Thewliss to discuss a small improvement in Motherwell, Chris Long needing to get his finger out, Lyndon Dykes and friends approaching their best, Ross County's tactical change and how Killie turned things around. Rob Borthwick then joins to briefly give his take on the JRG's decision to ban all non-Premiership clubs from training, before getting into St Johnstone's tactical plan, the two sides of Alfredo Morelos, Hibs' versatility and the need to crackdown on aerial clashes. And, as usual, be sure to subscribe to patreon.com/terracepodcast for hours of extra entertainment. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
13/08/201h 5m

Hi, I'm Craig Woodburn. Kilmarnock goalkeeper.

We continue with the new format with Monday's show which sees Joel step into the hosting limelight, and it's his time to shine. Looking back at the second weekend in the Scottish Premiership we have: Craig Fowler on Alex Dyer's organised Kilmarnock side, Nicke Kabamba's bodying of Christopher Jullien and the age old Scott Brown conundrum, plus Hamilton's midfield vortex, sexy Ross County and Billy Mckay's resurgence. Tony Anderson on what the **** Livi are trying to do, hip, hop, happening Hibs with their different formations, in-form players and attacking arsenal before looking at St Mirren's difficulties at Ibrox, Jack-Kamara axis and Borna Barisic. Duncan McKay rounding off the show on Motherwell's struggles to play out from the back, Ian Harkes love-in and Micky Mellon's early impact. Do let us know what you think of the longer Monday shows and different format. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
10/08/201h 31m

Interview: Nutmeg editor Daniel Gray - the small delights, Phil Stamp and falling in love with Scottish football

Joel is joined by the new editor of Nutmeg magazine and author Daniel Gray to talk about the revered periodical as well as Scottish football in general. The duo look for the small football delights amongst the coronavirus pandemic and how the last four months has changed their outlook, before going on to talk about Daniel's introduction to Scottish football courtesy of Middlesbrough legend and Hearts cult hero Phil Stamp and how he fell in love with the game north of the border. Of course, they also talk all things Nutmeg, it's place within the culture of the game and plans for the future. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
06/08/2050m 1s

Scottish football is BACK!

The Scottish Premiership season is back underway and we are back with our usual Monday show - but with a twist! Craig Fowler speaks separately to Tony Anderson, Thom Watt and Craig Cairns about all the action over the course of the six games, including Hibs' choices in attack, Aberdeen's head-scratching tactics, an unexpected turnaround at Tannadice, a new formation for Livingston, a strange decision involving a star player, and why we may as well give Celtic the title already. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03/08/201h 26m
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