Mission To Zyxx

Mission To Zyxx

By Mission To Zyxx

An improvised science fiction sitcom following a team of ambassadors as they attempt to establish diplomatic relations with planets in the remote and chaotic Zyxx Quadrant… better known as the "ass end of space."

Episodes

411: Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants [ft. Natasha Vaynblat]

The crew is dispatched to the Biktar system to gain intel that could save Seesu Gundu’s struggling campaign. Dar overcompensates. AJ puts down roots. Bargie... apologizes.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Belly Belly, and DuntWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Samantha Samantha and The Dead MotherWith special guest Natasha Vaynblat as Becca BeccaRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth LindTheme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastJoin us for a livestream show on Saturday, May 30th as part of PodUK Goes Digital! 7:20PM British Standard Time.Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
27/05/2044m 6s

Announcement: Live(stream) Show at PodUK!

Join us for a brand new, live (on Zoom) performance on May 30th at 7:30PM BRITISH SUMMER TIME, with special guest MATT YOUNG. Learn more about PodUK here! 
20/05/204m 52s

410: Innerpaste [ft. Branson Reese]

The crew encounters a small problem while retrieving a load of political pamphlets. AJ follows orders. Bargie takes five. Dar throws down.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and TruckWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and JimpyWith special guest Branson Reese as TimmisRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Alden FordTheme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
13/05/2042m 49s

Special May the Sp8th Announcement!

Join us on Friday, May 8th at 4PM Eastern (UTC -4) at YouTube.com/missiontozyxx ! Post your questions for the crew in the comment section during the livestream or send them in advance to crew@missiontozyxx.space. May the Sp8th be with you!
07/05/203m 41s

409: Rock the Pote [ft. Chrissy Shackelford]

The crew canvases planet Signon 7B, where they make a big mistake. Dar is the one who knocks. AJ smells butts. Bargie tests some new technology.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Commissioner Fweeeheahn!Winston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Baaayum!With special guest Chrissy Shackelford as Wooop!Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth LindTheme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
29/04/2036m 38s

Announcement: Live Listen #2 and Hear Me Out!

Listen to the brand-new episode of Hear Me Out, featuring Shane O'Connell, here:https://hearmeoutpodcast.wordpress.comAnd don't forget to join us on April 24th at 4PM Eastern for our second Live Listen, where we'll be listening to episode 104, joined by the Grower Mind himself, JR Wilson!
22/04/209m 0s

408: Brihx or It Didn’t Happen [ft. Oscar Montoya]

The crew is rerouted to a theme park planet, where they encounter someone ICONIC. Dar gets horny. AJ relives his glory days. Seesu’s campaign is threatened by a newcomer.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Ted RonkaAlden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu GunduWith special guest Oscar Montoya as Cha Cha DeVineAnd featuring Alta Finn as BrihxRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth LindTheme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraPlus original music by Shane O’Connell, with lyrics and vocals by Oscar Montoya and additional vocals by Alta FinnOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
16/04/2039m 24s

Announcement: Mission to Zyxx Live Listens!

In this very special interstitial, the crew doesn't go on a mission. Jeremy makes an announcement. Alden adds music. Seth writes an episode summary.
08/04/202m 7s

407: Come to Your Census [ft. Ryan Karels]

The crew encounters a small creature who asks big questions. Horsehat nails Pleck. AJ takes a spacewalk. Dar has a type.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as BargieWith special guest Ryan Karels as Glloyd T. BeamRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Jeremy BentMusic composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Additional musical performance by Chimes Street Brass QuintetOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
01/04/2041m 20s

406: Welcome to the Bureau [ft. Becky Chicoine]

Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as BargieWith special guest Becky Chicoine as Melinda Jr. Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra with additional performance by the Chimes Street Brass QuintetAdditional music by Shane O'ConnellOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
25/03/2038m 27s

405: A More Prefect Union [ft. Jordan Carlos]

The crew is sent to learn from the architect of a utopian society. Bargie does a general. Nermut powers down. Dar gets buzzed.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, the Chief of Staff, and the Tour BotWith special guest Jordan Carlos as Intellius Quint QuinnRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Alden FordMusic composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraFeaturing crowd voices by our S4 kickoff live show audienceOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
18/03/2040m 47s

404: Drama Not Found [ft. Timothy Dunn]

The crew attends a party on the planet Mansch, where they must help Seesu Gundu make a dramatic impression on Zyxx's rich and fabulous. AJ gets a makeover. Nermut goes Zaggi Taupe. Pleck and Dar get a room.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu GunduWith special guest Tim Dunn as Trey-Sta’gramnRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Jeremy BentMusic composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphony OrchestraAdditional music by Shane O’ConnellOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
11/03/2045m 10s

403: The Floyda Project [ft. Clara Morris]

The crew is sent to rescue a ship from the brink of destruction. AJ meets an equal. Pleck gets a ramification. Bargie never pull focus.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and PheenisesWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and PheenisesWith special guest Clara Morris as FloydaRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan Ryan, and recorded by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic OrchestraAdditional recordings by listener Brian Gallion and the Chimes Street Brass Quintet from Baton Rouge, Louisiana:Matt Vangjel and Jena Vangjel on trumpet Lauren McKinney-Braud on French hornAustin Richardson on tromboneBrian Gallion on tuba Tucker Robison, audio engineerOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
04/03/2041m 2s

402: The Snuff That Screams Are Made Of [ft. David Bluvband]

Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as BargieWith special guest David Bluvband as the Saints VornakianRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan RyanOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastThis episode sponsored by ShudderMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network 
26/02/2037m 52s

401: Beware the Allwheat!

Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as BargieFeaturing crowd voices from our S4 kickoff live show audience at the Brooklyn Podcast FestivalRecording, sound design and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan RyanAdditional music by Shane O’ConnellOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. 
19/02/2052m 30s

Mailbag #5!

In our last monthly release before SEASON 4, the crew gather to answer your emails. Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan RyanAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for making these monthly off-season episodes possible!
22/01/2020m 6s

Season 4 Announcements!

The cast of Mission to Zyxx share two pieces of Fresh news: The Season 4 premiere date, and details about the January 25th live show.
15/01/204m 43s

Yas Boot

AJ is kind of the alpha when it comes to celebrating X-Marse. Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and TayleenWith a special appearance by Leslie Collins Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan RyanAdditional music by Shane O’ConnellAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for freshening our X-Marse!
23/12/1912m 41s

L09: O Crabbo! My Crabbo! [LIVE ft. Benjamin Partridge]

In this special Season 3-era live episode, the crew tries to enlist a dissident crabbo to join the forces of Freshness. Pleck gets married. Dar gets married. C-53 gets married. Nermut gets married. AJ gets married. Bargie gets annoyed. Recorded at the 2019 London Podcast Festival.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as AJMoujan Zolfaghari as BargieWith special guest Benjamin Partridge as Leftsergeant BelmontLive recording, live sound effects, and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan RyanOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for making this special off-season release possible!
27/11/1944m 8s

Cube2Cube

THE HOTTEST FRESHEST MOST JUCKED UP POP CULTURE PODCAST IS BACK WITH THE SALTIEST TAKES, THE HOTTEST GOSS AND A WHOLE LOT OF **HOUSEKEEPING** (INSERT LASERS HERE). WITH UR HOSTS BARGIE AND C53 AND ALSO SOME JUICCCY GUESTS U NEVER GUESS WHO AJ. SPONSORED BY SWEET BABY DADDY HYPER-PROTON FUEL, GUZZLE GUZZLE TOOT TOOT AND SUBSCRIBE, MOTHERJUCKERS!!!!!!1111Starring:Moujan Zolfaghari as BargieJeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterWinston Noel as AJWith a cameo by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth LindRecording, original music, sound design and mix by Shane O’ConnellAudio hosting by SimplecastMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.Thanks to our MaxFun supporters for making the show possible!
30/10/1922m 31s

L07: Us, Robots [LIVE ft. Dru Johnston]

In this special Season 2-era live episode, the crew attempts to recruit a powerful soldier named General Almost to aid in the Rebellion’s fight against the Federated Alliance. Bargie conducts some interviews. C-53 has beef. Nermut has a dream. Performed at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY.Starring:Jeremy Bent as C-53Alden Ford as Pleck DecksetterAllie Kokesh as DarSeth Lind as Nermut BundaloyWinston Noel as BeanoMoujan Zolfaghari as BargieWith special guest Dru Johnston as General AlmostImprovised live at Littlefield in Brooklyn New York on March 17, 2019 to kick off Season 3Live recording, live sound effects, and mix by Shane O’ConnellEdited by Seth LindMusic composed by Brendan RyanOpening crawl narration by Jeremy CrutchleyShip design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric GeuszMission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network
25/09/1934m 3s

320: The Emperor Strikes Wack [Season 3 Finale]

Nermut gets a promotion. Starring: Alden Ford Jeremy Bent Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With an appearance by Brennan Lee Mulligan Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival! An enormous thank you to our supporters on Maximum Fun for making Season 3 possible. See you in Season 4!
15/08/191h 6m

Bonusode: Mailbag #4!

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T. and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival!
07/08/1922m 51s

319: Pump Up The Justice

Starring: Seth Lind as Hastooie Winko Moujan Zolfaghari as Prosecutor Susan Prosecutioshfrr and Wink Jeremy Bent as Defense Attorney Quaid Blizmo Allie Kokesh as The Producer and the Script Supervisor Winston Noel as Phenom Pennyworth, Treeboy, Sammo and Leximar Pwench Alden Ford as CraftyBot and Spaceship Spielship With a special appearance by John Robert Wilson Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell. “Pump Up the Justice” theme song composed by Shane O’Connell and performed by Coco and the Pound Puppies. Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix. Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of The Maximum Fun Network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival!
31/07/1943m 20s

318: Malice in Chains [ft. Brennan Lee Mulligan]

Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and lava crows Winston Noel as AJ and Leximar Pwench Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and lava crows With special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan as Kor Valebore Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix. Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. In or near the UK? Join us on September 15th for our first-ever international live show at the London Podcast Festival!
24/07/1951m 17s

317: Retreat Yourself [ft. Jackie Jennings]

Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Sunforest Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Cheryl, Birdie Bee and Pyeerkin With special guest Jackie Jennings as Angelina Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix and VAST Horizon Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
17/07/1947m 33s

316: Chez Bargez [ft. Don Fanelli]

The crew undertakes a mission suspiciously similar to the last one. Bargie checks in on an investment. Dar reunites with a friend. AJ is pretty sure it’s a time loop. Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Becca Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Daniel Buff Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Chez Bargez Automaton With special guest Don Fanelli as Graydon Edited by Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix and VAST Horizon Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
10/07/1945m 38s

315: Scatting in the Shower [ft. Frank Garcia Hejl]

Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Das and Daz Winston Noel as AJ and Dag Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Paula, Dab, and Day With special guest Frank Garcia Hejl as Dad Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Wix Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
03/07/1942m 47s

314: Kitty’s Pancake House [ft. Ellena Doe]

Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ and the Emperor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Enforcer Droids With special guest Ellena Doe as 04K TЯ33 Edited by Jeremy Bent and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Tor Books and Wix Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
26/06/1948m 25s

313: Well Hello, Partner [ft. Johnathan Fernandez]

The crew travels to Big Tichi’s Lounge to meet a renowned smuggler. Bargie has a new old flame. C-53 and Dar reunite with a scoundrel. AJ breaks the seal. Starring: Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Jeremy Bent as C-53 Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, The Bartender and The Blazing Rochester Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Munchie With special guest Johnathan Fernandez as Brando Rockswell Edited by Jeremy Bent and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by EZTV Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Care/Of and Wix Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Join the Freshies who make the show possible! maximumfun.org/donate
19/06/1947m 44s

312: Are You There, Rodd? It’s Me, Goerlich [ft. Monique Moses]

The crew heads to the park planet RV:28-26 at the urging of the Zimas. Dar is peckish. C-53 becomes a believer. Pleck protects his pockets. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Tiffany and The Zealous Assassin With special guest Monique Moses as Goerlich Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast This episode is sponsored by Tor Books and Wix. Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
12/06/1943m 19s

L06: Crank the Dehumidifier [LIVE ft. Jon Gabrus]

In this special Season 2 era episode, we return to a more innocent time – before the Planet Crushers were crushed, when little Beano was still wuvving life. Recorded LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles with guest Jon Gabrus! The crew heads to the very polite planet NOSH to secure funding for the Rebellion against the Federated Alliance. C-53 reveals an experiment in progress. Dar gets sandy. Beano know the biz. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The Chef Winston Noel as Beano and Sub-Priest Phaaaaah Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and High Princess Kahhgh Featuring special guest Jon Gabrus Recorded on July 29th, 2018 Live sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Edited by Seth Lind Music composed by Brendan Ryan Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
05/06/1938m 53s

311: Prime the Pipe [ft. Justin McElroy]

The crew finally reaches Zima Prime, which is not quite what they imagined. Bargie makes a new kind of movie. AJ splashes down on the ground. Nermut settles for more. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Kiarondo Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ and Pell Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Little Boy With special guest Justin McElroy as Spurch Edited by Jeremy Bent and Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by Shane O'Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast PodX is this weekend! We share fan art, photos from recordings and behind the scenes videos on Instagram. Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. MaxFun members make the show possible.
29/05/1949m 16s

310: Eightal Attraction [ft. Tami Sagher]

The crew receives a mysterious distress signal en route to Zima Prime. Nermut has stomach problems. AJ does a perimeter check. Pleck finally experiences a bed. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Bordoff and Nine Winston Noel as AJ and CLINTs Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Sixty With special guest Tami Sagher as Seven EIGHT Nine Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Crowd chanting by our Season 3 premiere live show audience Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast. Come see us at PodX in Nashville on June 1st! Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Support the show on MaxFun to get Bermut Nundaloy’s full length album Bermiful Nelodies, plus lots more exclusive content.
22/05/1939m 56s

309: Jan with a Van [ft. Morgan Grace Jarrett]

The crew head to an unusual planet in search of a powerful oracle. Bargie gets back out there. Dar’s pregnancy raises new questions. AJ sets a bad example. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Philip and Josh Winston Noel as AJ, Sam and Jeremy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Hailee and Toad With special guest Morgan Jarrett as Jan Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
15/05/1947m 58s

308: One Wedding and a Funeral [ft. Justin Tyler]

In this special May the Sp8th installment, the crew intercepts intel about an imperial gathering. Pleck and AJ Space out. Dar and C-53 serve it hot. Bargie ducks the authorities. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and the Lonely A.o.E. Winston Noel as AJ and Gossiptron Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Catherine With special guest Justin Tyler as The Oldest Cater Waiter Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Crowd chanting by our Season 3 premiere live show audience Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast. You can get Zyxx merch, including new "Team AJ" shirts! Come see us at PodX in Nashville on June 1st! Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
08/05/1947m 35s

307: The Magnificent Kevin [ft. Lou Gonzalez]

The crew receives a suspiciously eager invitation to the factory planet Nal-Kaa. Bargie enters her blue period. Dar plays it safe. AJ locks and loads and locks. Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Ted Ronka Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Forewoman Klahriss-Uh With special guest Lou Gonzalez as Kevin Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx will be performing live in Nashville at PodX on June 1st. Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network You can JOIN and help us make the show!
01/05/1948m 15s

306: The Fresh Connection [ft. Rachel Wenitsky]

The crew browses a gift shop with a fascinating proprietor. Dar has a small issue. C-53 geeks out. Pleck gets jelly. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, the Tube, and the Tiny Assassin With special guest Rachel Wenitsky as Marf Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
24/04/1943m 44s

305: Bad Grandma [ft. Rachel Pegram]

The crew visits the beautiful planet Amber to enlist the help of a mysterious government official. Dar smells an opportunity. Bargie does an impression. AJ reads the room. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Theo Winston Noel as AJ and Melissa Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Rachel Pegram as Grandma Edited by Seth Lind Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Crowd chanting by our Season 3 launch live show audience Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
17/04/1939m 47s

304: Unaccompanied Miner [ft. Zach Broussard]

The crew heads to Dubtor to disrupt a critical mining operation. Bargie runs a side hustle. Nermut watches birds. AJ explains the button. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Miner Poet Philleus Delth Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Zach Broussard as Josiah T. Turkelton Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network.
10/04/1947m 28s

303: A Quiet Place [ft. Cathryn Mudon]

The crew travels to an impressive repository of knowledge. Pleck Finds Himself. AJ definitely reads. Nermut follows his instincts. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as B4ЯJ13 With special guest Cathryn Mudon as Poopins Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun podcast network.
03/04/1949m 3s

302: Jennifer’s Bargie [ft. Riley Soloner]

The crew encounters a highly skilled navigator of the info web. Bargie has an identity crisis. Nermut needs a device. Dar makes a list. Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Riley Soloner as Flix Dunker Edited by Alden Ford Recording, sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional music by Shane O’Connell Additional sound effects by Riley Soloner Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Audio hosting by Simplecast Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. This is the last week of the [MaxFunDrive](maximumfun.org/donate)! Join by March 29th to help us make the show.
27/03/1945m 38s

301: Down With the Emperor!

The crew has gone into hiding from the Emperor following the tumultuous events of the Battle of the Planet Crushers. Pleck makes a friend. Dar has news. Nermut gets discovered. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T.S Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAME’s Macedonian Symphony Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Become a supporter during the MaxFunDrive for bonus merch and intergalactic bragging rights!
20/03/1949m 10s

Speeder Ride

The lead single off Bermut Nundaloy’s full-length album Bermiful Nelodies. Music by Shane O’Connell. Lyrics improvised by Seth Lind. The whole album can be yours when you support Mission to Zyxx in the upcoming MaxFunDrive! And please Join the crew on March 17th, 2019 at Littlefield in Brooklyn for the Season 3 kickoff show! Tickets at missiontozyxx.space.
04/03/194m 26s

Season 3 Coming March 20th... on Maximum Fun!

Open your hangar bays, because we’ll be back March 20th with Season 3! And get this: We’re now part of the Maximum Fun podcast network. We are tremendously pumped to join such a great roster of shows, on a fan-supported, artist-owned network. Or as C-53’s pelvis would say: Let’s P-p-p-p-party!
06/02/197m 12s

2XM: X-Marse in Zistarkitarn

In this festive lost scene from an unknown date before the events of the Season 2 Finale, the crew ruminate on the meaning of X-Marse and hear from a few friends.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With appearances by: Paul F. Tompkins Leslie Collins Yoni Lotan ...
20/12/1820m 14s

220: Crush Into Me [Season 2 Finale]

Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari John Robert Wilson Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Thank you to everyone for listening to Season 2! You’re the best! .
10/10/1849m 16s

219: Tiny Toots' Adventures

The crew is deployed to prison-break an individual with unique knowledge. Their mission is incredibly successful like always! Juck yeah! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Anorak Alden Ford as Corn and Squeegee Allie Kokesh as Tiny Toots Seth Lind as Parka Winston Noel as D-20 Moujan Zolfaghari as Turk Manaked Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
10/10/1832m 4s

218: The Prattle of Sistoo [ft. Brandon Scott Jones]

The crew is sent to retrieve someone essential to the rebellion’s upcoming battle. Nermut and Dar reconnect. Pleck inspires the crew. Bargie gets an upgrade. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu and Mel With special guest Brandon Scott Jones as u.everybody Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
10/10/1838m 43s

217: Pee-Nee's Playlist [ft. Yoni Lotan]

The crew heads to the planet Mehnah in search of a star with precious intel. Dar meets someone from their past. Pleck gets some sludge. C-53 lays down a beat. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, BouncerBot and Little Bill Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Miranda  With special guest Yoni Lotan as Pee-Nee Gorno Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional crowd SFX from our amazing Season 2 premiere show crowd at Caveat in NYC. Thank you!
19/09/1846m 4s

216: Oh, Zima's Back [ft. Justin Tyler]

The crew return to the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall with varying intentions. Pleck runs into an old friend. Dar does some grooming. Intel is gathered and maybe processed. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Bliff Winston Noel as Beano, Mikey and Bruce Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Mel and Ruce With special guest Justin Tyler as Older Derf Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
12/09/1846m 7s

215: Two Who? [ft. Jonathan Braylock]

The crew is tested by a mysterious stranger. C-53 thinks outside the box. Pleck faces an existential dilemma. Beano know.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Jonathan Braylock as Two Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio from our NYC and LA live show audiences. Thanks for your help!
07/09/1838m 17s

214: The Crews' Ship [feat. Rekha Shankar]

The crew takes a break and heads off on a singles cruise. Bargie goes on a billion dates. C-53 and Beano collaborate. Pleck... meets someone? Everything else is gravy. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and the Stroid Miner Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Boils Person With special guest Rekha Shankar as SRA Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan with additional music by 8-Bit Jazz Heroes (Robby Delosier and Adam Bellotto) Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1839m 58s

213: Attack Some of The Clones [ft. Leslie Collins]

The crew is sent to a CLINT cloning facility on a high-stakes sabotage mission. Pleck gets a hug. Dar and Nermut exchange lists. Bargie preps for an audition. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy  Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle, CLINTs, and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Leslie Collins as Janelle Fitzmeyer Episode concept submitted by Patreon supporter Torgamous! Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1840m 35s

212: Crystal Boo-Boo Persuasion [ft. Arnie Niekamp, Adal Rifai & Matt Young]

The crew pair off for an unorthodox mission on the planet Vorbom. C-53 waxes paternal. Dar has a talk behind a rock. Pleck does some introspection. Bargie and Beano bond?  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, the Sentinel, and Continent Representatives Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Continent Representatives With special guests: Arnie Niekamp as Gavin Boo-Boo aka Drake Fistkin Adal Rifai as AR-33 aka Alpine Nightly Matt Young as Veteran Missions Operations Manager Vulm Sunblighter Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog and Dan Farnsworth at Gravity Studios Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1841m 15s

211: Shmorby and the Beast [ft. Bobby Moynihan]

The crew returns to a hostile planet, hoping for a warmer welcome. C-53 and Dar dig into some YA. Pleck finds a dance partner. Nermut takes a personal day.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, The Grand Kula, The Zellnaaz and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Criminals With special guest Bobby Moynihan as Shmorby Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1841m 19s

210: A Wing and a Repair [ft. Sebastian Conelli]

Bargie isn’t feeling so hot, so the crew is forced to call a mechanic. Dar offers her unprofessional opinion. Pleck learns a couple secrets. Beano help! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Suzanne Winston Noel as Beano and Christopher Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Veronica and Tony Jr. With special guest Sebastian Conelli as 718Tony Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1840m 42s

209: Altar Boy [ft. Lennon Parham]

The crew is deployed to a mysterious planet to secure cool tech for the rebellion. C-53 makes a call. Bargie and Dar are done. Pleck is finally useful? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Teela Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Neela With special guest Lennon Parham as Gellen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1842m 43s

L01: Bad Ombre [ft. Jeff Hiller - LIVE at Caveat NYC]

To celebrate our upcoming Los Angeles Live show July 29th, please enjoy this bonus release of our first-ever live episode, recorded at the amazing Caveat NYC on November 6, 2017, and originally released exclusively to our Patreon supporters. Take a trip back to a simpler time, when restraining bolts were in place and the Federated Alliance was for hailing, not jucking. The crew is send to the textile planet Philcon to pick up new ambassador uniforms for the Alliance. Bargie celebrates an anniversary. Nermut gets into art. Pleck gets a new ‘do. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Phil Winston Noel as CLINT and Phil Moujan Zolfaghari as Connie With special guest Jeff Hiller as Bruce the glam droid Recorded Live at Caveat NYC by Shane O’Connell LIVE Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz If you’re in LA, please join us for our live show July 29th featuring returning special guest Jon Gabrus! And if you’d like to hear more of our live shows, as well as mailbag episodes, behind the scenes video, ringtones and more, join us on our Patreon page at patreon.com/missiontozyxx !
07/09/1845m 38s

208: It’s Not You, It’s Rolphus [ft. Alex Song]

The crew ventures on a rescue mission of sorts, in a real dumpy place. Dar has their own mission. Nermut prepares for a visit. Pleck learns about relationships. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Tezz Rynn Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Beano With special guest Alex Song as Joy Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell, Winston Noel, Moujan Zolfaghari and Jeremy Bent Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1841m 37s

207: A Phoenix Raises [ft. Christopher Scott & Matt Little]

The crew embarks on a stealth mission to the opulent Totopo Casino to find the elusive Phoenix Ash. Pleck goes all in. Bargie gets a BOGO. Nermut gets an autograph. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Winston Noel as the Pit Boss With Special Guests Christopher Scott as D-34_LR and Matt Little as Phoenix Ash Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio submitted by listener Becca Pridmore
07/09/1841m 45s

206: Dependents Day [ft. Laura Willcox]

The crew heads to the Sentient Resources planet to celebrate Dependents Day! Dar and Pleck bond. Nermut day drinks. Bargie busts a move. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Delamp Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Laura Willcox as Takk’Sys, Florgorg, and Bargie’s S.R. rep Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz This episode features the new hit single “This Dependents Day” written and performed by Shane O’Connell and Alta Finn, available for download at TheRebellion.space Support for Mission to Zyxx comes from ZipRecruiter
07/09/1839m 8s

205: Allen: Resurrection [ft. John Robert Wilson]

The crew responds to a distress signal from the long-haul cruiser Dezel Maschh. Bargie goes hatch-to-hatch. C-53 takes some photos. Allen goes to the checkup. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Dezel Maschh Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie & Mel With Special Guest John Robert Wilson as Allen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to listener Rebecca Pridmore for additional foley!
07/09/1846m 55s

204: Pro of Cons [ft. Nicole Drespel]

The crew is sent deep into Alliance space to pull off a high-stakes con. Pleck makes a speech. C-53 puts his new digits to work. Bargie lands a gig.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and the Triplo Triplets Winston Noel as Mark Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Connee and Li’l Boop Boop With Special Guest Nicole Drespel as Tresedora Lonlée Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1838m 21s

203: Sea World According to Gerp [ft. Ali Gordon]

The crew heads to the lush water planet Gill/Gesh and encounters unexpected locals. Pleck gets a base tan. Nermut loses his cool. Bargie hires a coach. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Roberto Krak'oor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Ali Gordon as Gerp Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1841m 29s

202: The New Norm [ft. Dru Johnston]

The crew ventures to Flarn space to seek help from a mighty Flarn crime lord. He and Dar go way, way back. A high-stakes competition ensues. Nermut lends a hand. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Norm Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Terr’ekk Kestebi and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Introspective Ne’er-do-well and G.O.R.M. With Special Guest Dru Johnston as Garrett Hornberger Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to Loren Humphrey for this episode’s recording location, and to our Season 2 Premiere audience at Caveat NYC for crowd chants and cheers Support for this episode comes from ZipRecruiter
07/09/1844m 57s

201: Long Live The Rebellion!

After dealing a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance, the crew returns to the Zyxx Quadrant to search for a new mission. Nermut makes a purchase. Bargie makes a daring rescue. C-53 tells a bedtime story. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Hark Tardigast Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fondo Parquod, C.L.I.N.T., and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Pound by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1831m 29s

Season 2 Trailer & Live Premiere Show Announcement

Mission to Zyxx returns May 30th! And you're invited to a premiere party/live show on May 22nd--in person in NYC and streaming LIVE on Patreon. Featuring special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab the bounty hunter. NYC tickets: caveat.nyc. Live stream access: patreon.com/missiontozyxx
07/09/182m 2s

Update from the Crew: Season 2 Patreon!

Thanks so much to everyone who listened to Season 1! We're so excited to get started on Season 2, and with your help we can make it bigger, better, and crazier than Season 1\. Support our Patreon at patreon.com/missiontozyxx and get a ton of amazing perks like ringtones, behind the scenes material, exclusive merch and early access to the Season 2 premiere. If you're in the NYC area, we have a live show coming up on 1/21/18 at Caveat on the Lower East Side, followed by a fan meetup! Come see the show and hang out with us after! Thank you again, and see you in Season 2!
07/09/183m 55s

118: The Delegator [Season One Finale]

Episode 118: The Delegator [Season One Finale] Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Winston Noel Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade and Finale Art by Eric Geusz Huge thanks to everyone who has listened to our first season!
07/09/1850m 42s

117: The One with the Council of Seven

Seven best friends who also happen to run the galactic government have a meeting. Then one of them leaves… Featuring:  Jeremy Bent as Councillor Arcuri Alden Ford as Councillor Corpustanian Allie Kokesh as Councillor Joey Seth Lind as Councillor Runff Winston Noel as Councillor Trink and Councillor Ballwheat Moujan Zolfaghari as Councillor Kassu Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1828m 50s

116: X-Marse in Chimnacia [ft. Paul F. Tompkins]

The crew enjoys a well deserved day off for X-Marse. Oh wait. Nope. They are deployed to the sooty planet Chimnacia, where they encounter a hardworking raconteur. Bargie plays the hits and flops. Dar is spared from family drama. Pleck makes it about himself. Who fancies C-53’s new voice? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Brianna the Log Flume Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Urchin Bot with a Weird Accent Winston Noel as ART_DODGA and Aggressive Urchin Bot Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Broken Urchin Bot, and The Great Beast With special guest Paul F. Tompkins as Rip Seeso Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Argot Studios by Paul Ruest Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1848m 12s

115: The Space Awakens [ft. Justin Tyler]

The crew must settle a dispute on Asteroid 951-N in the Krin-Kryn Belt. Has a stranger been waiting for Pleck? Can a destroyed C-53 control the weather? Are questions more alluring than statements? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53  Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter  Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Poot the Miner  Winston Noel as Geep the Miner  Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Sal the Miner With special guest Justin Tyler as Old Derf Edited by Seth Lind  Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr. Studios by Shane O’Connell  Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell  Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley  Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1841m 5s

114: There Are No Second Chances [ft. Lydia Hensler]

The crew is summoned to the planet Klongtdt, which is spelled like that and full of children. Bargie wagers. C-53 enforces the rules. Dar does their actual job, for better or worse. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Unflappable Child Winston Noel as Centurion Tiddle and Garful Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Excited Kid With special guest Lydia Hensler as Squirlt Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special Thanks to Anna Rubanova
07/09/1827m 17s

113: Dead Subquadrant’s Got Talent [ft. Caitlin Puckett]

The crew must pull out all the stops as they establish relations with a planet no one knew existed. Bargie hosts. C-53 asks for a re-do. The warm bean is put to use. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Cubie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Caitlin Puckett as Dodecahelen Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Dee Yan-Key Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1842m 31s

112: Jumped by a Shark [ft. Josh Patten]

The crew has an unforeseen encounter on Do’Jamn, a moss planet in crisis. Nermut gets medical attention. Ranguses are compared. A shark pursues. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T, LaCraine LaCrosse, and Finniford J. Ryan Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Josh Patten as Maginak Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1835m 57s

111: It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp [ft. Jordan Carlos]

The crew embarks on a risky rescue mission on the outskirts of Zyxx. Pleck gets a nickname. Dar considers a career change. What does a son mean to a mother? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Space Slug and Councilor Runff Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Blimpie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Tillion Runff With special guest Jordan Carlos as IQQ Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1840m 26s

110: The Worry with Wiffles [ft. Lorraine Cink]

The crew basks in the afterglow of a successful mission. Pleck shows off a keepsake. A bet is made. Nermut receives a letter from a… fan? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fluff Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Lorraine Cink as Poof the Wiffle Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1836m 12s

109: This Juckin’ Guy [ft. Jon Gabrus]

The crew receives a free droid with a big personality. Pleck ejects C-53’s cube. A wish of Dar’s is finally granted. Nermut gets a delivery. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Mr. Bundaloy Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Footoo the Droid Salesman, Councilor Trink and Delivery Guy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Ms. Bundaloy With special guest Jon Gabrus as B-69-420 Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1833m 19s

108: Grt Milk? [ft. Zach Cherry]

The crew must close a trade deal with an esteemed dignitary. Bargie celebrates a birthday. Dar meets a hero. Pleck orders a drink. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The Bartender Winston Noel as The Hand of the Governor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and The Governor’s Wife With special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1841m 57s

107: The (Redacted) [ft. Michael Cruz Kayne]

The crew goes on an important and mysterious retrieval mission. Bargie reveals an old nickname. Dar and C-53 put their knowledge of Frantaks and Garfons to the test. Nermut updates his personnel file. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T.s Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Michael Cruz Kayne as Chad Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1840m 40s

106: Dust-Up at the Diner [ft. Lauren Adams]

The crew enjoys some poorly-earned downtime. Dar explores the plumbing. Pleck reminisces about Rangus 6. C-53 can swim? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Peck the Pervert Winston Noel as Sammo Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Wink With special guest Lauren Adams as Bory Ampber Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1839m 12s

105: A Critical Vulnerability [ft. John Murray]

The crew has an unexpected encounter at the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall. Dar takes a stand by sitting. Pasts are reckoned with. Pleck gets a Blue Julius. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Murray as Zwog Tambouie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1832m 54s

104: Assimilation Is Futile [ft. John Robert Wilson]

The crew is in for a surprise as they are deployed to the water planet Q’arf’fenn’. Dar cooks. Bargie gets ghosted. C-53 gives an anatomy lesson. Pleck overestimates his tolerance for moisture. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as The K’hekk Swarm Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Robert Wilson as The Grower Mind of the K’hekk Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1837m 30s

103: What Happens on Magnifiku [ft. Connor Ratliff]

The crew visits a pleasure planet. Pleck faces himself. C-53 speeds off. Dar goes boating. Hope they don’t have TOO much fun. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as CLINT Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Connor Ratliff as Jack and Tiny Tonez Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1840m 16s

102: Nermie, I Shrunk the Crew [ft. Sasheer Zamata]

The crew visits the lush forest moon of Grenlynd and find that shrinking down just makes bigger problems. Dar pulls a Pleck. A marriage is consummated. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Juno Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Fairy King With Special Guest Sasheer Zamata as Shataina the Fairy Princess Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1835m 38s

101: All Hail the Federated Alliance!

The crew encounters some resistance to the Federated Alliance’s message of peace. There is an altercation, Pleck shoots someone, and that’s all we really need to say about it. Bargie meets a fan. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Grand Kula and the Kulata Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/1826m 58s

Welcome Aboard the Bargarean Jade

Ambassador Pleck Decksetter meets his intrepid crew as they prepare for their journey to the remote and mysterious ZYXX QUADRANT. Who’s ready to go to the ass end of space? Featuring: ALDEN FORD as Pleck Decksetter WINSTON NOEL as C.L.I.N.T. JEREMY BENT as C-53 ALLIE KOKESH as Dar MOUJAN ZOLFAGHARI as Bargie SETH LIND as Nermut Bundaloy Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz
07/09/184m 25s
-
-
Heart UK