The Read

The Read

By Loud Speakers Network

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.


Truth Is I'm Tide

I want everybody to shut up... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/05/241h 44m

Aye, Get Ya Dog!

Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/05/242h 1m

Mr. Morale & The Tea Party

Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/05/241h 38m

It's The Braids

Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/05/241h 48m

Feeling Bluey

Y'all alright? Because... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/04/241h 50m

Content Creators / Cargo Planes

Driving past influencer mansions... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/04/241h 36m

Diss Unto Others

Wack beef and retweets… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/04/241h 54m

Gator Boots ★ Denim Suit

Cowboy Carter Commentary! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/04/241h 49m

Tracks Are Tracks, America!

Bad boys for life in prison... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/03/241h 47m

Flag On The Play

stompingluhpussyhos.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/03/241h 52m

Big Bird

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/03/241h 35m

Devil in the Details

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/03/241h 46m

Divorce Of Course

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/02/241h 22m


Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Cun-t Trees

…and I, oop!  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/02/241h 12m

11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater

Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/02/241h 43m

Burned Plastic

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird I guess she's on crack. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/02/241h 43m

Hi, Hillary!

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/01/241h 50m

Laughing Anyway

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/01/241h 39m

Last First Sunday After Next

Three thousand books down, three thousand to go... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/01/241h 47m

Celie's Scissors

New year, same n-ggas... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/01/241h 44m

Best Of 2023

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/12/232h 14m

Holiday Mailbag

Clearing out the mailbox Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/12/231h 21m

Hang Up On Him

 Paying with points... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/12/231h 27m

Frazzle Dazzle

Wasting time on fingers... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/12/231h 51m


Just hear us out... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/11/231h 45m

Hoodie Season

Taking your man's sandwich order... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/11/232h 30m

Erica Done It Last

Getting fast food with felons... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/11/231h 48m


Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/11/231h 21m

No Flipping Way

Cussing out step-mamas...  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
26/10/231h 55m

I Saw Mommy Wearing JNCO Jeans

Praying for the kids and babies Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/10/231h 37m

Separation Anxiety

Move, move...move right into my life! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/10/231h 46m

Hellcats GOPs

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/10/231h 39m

Not In My House

Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr...  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/09/231h 33m

Marriage Material Girl

Fighting by the local In-N-Out... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/09/232h 5m

Renaissance Tour Review

Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/09/231h 26m

Bluffin With My Muffin

Being petty with pastries... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/08/231h 54m

Weekly Phone Exploration

Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/08/232h 2m

The Lyin Side

Waiting in line at Home Depot... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/08/231h 50m

Fresh Off The Boat

Recognizing a holiday Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/08/232h 4m

Ring Cam Catch Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread
02/08/231h 51m

Life In Plastic

Our shortest episode ever...sike.  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/07/232h 5m

Flirting With Disaster

Looking for the hoochie daddies... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/07/231h 49m

Camo Skrrt (On 22s)

Holding on to our Telfeezys... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/07/232h 28m

Mind Your Own Body

Why is the episode so damn long? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/07/232h 27m

Thrown Phone

Might be going to hell... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/06/232h 11m

Fathers & Feelings

Wishing you the best... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/06/231h 40m

Progress Reports

Getting a 3 for effort... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/06/231h 53m

The End Is Boring

What were we talking about? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/06/231h 53m

Something Bailey, Something Blue

The girlies ate... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/06/232h 11m

Kingdom Tears

... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/05/232h 5m

A Very Special Episode

***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.*** Deep shit and Disney movies… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/05/231h 23m

Hit The Road, Jack

Laughing really hard at the very end... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/04/231h 56m

Millionaire Match Faker

Moisturizing our toes... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/04/231h 41m

Toddler Boxing

Counting up our food stamps... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/03/231h 48m

Secret Life of Pets

Soaring to new petty heights... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/03/232h 6m

Dating Apps

Giving Siri the side-eye... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/03/231h 48m

Home Videos

sigh. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/03/232h 18m

The Essence of Clarity

Not being corny on the red carpet... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/03/231h 38m

10 Year Anniversary Live Show

The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/02/232h 3m

Only Shirt In The World

Keeping our drinks to ourselves... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/02/231h 35m

Robbing & Thievery

Not doing it for the Gram... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/02/231h 34m

The Dates!

Getting tickets by any means necessary... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/02/231h 26m

Molly...Urine Danger, Girl

Waiting on these tour dates... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

That's The Way It Ain't

Walking into the werk room... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/01/231h 54m

Lock Him Up

Telling lies on Tik Tok Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/01/231h 27m

Best Of 2022 Part Two

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/12/221h 29m

Best Of 2022

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/12/222h 23m

42 Reasons Why TF Not

Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/12/221h 38m

YT Assistance

Fine with no makeup on... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/12/221h 13m

Mailbag Lady

Buying some flowers... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/12/221h 53m

Keeping The 90s Relevant

Acting our damn age... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/11/221h 32m


Get that d!ck and go… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/11/221h 51m

House of the Draggin

No hating on friends... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/11/221h 57m

When Anxiety Attacks

Needing a Snickers or something... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/10/221h 59m

With The Stars

Donating sperm to the family... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/10/221h 31m

Snap, Karen, Pop

Humans are very annoying. Do not recommend. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/10/221h 58m

Shrimp Taco Love

When Sunday Funday goes wrong... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/10/221h 55m

Wig Snatchery

Getting canceled by MLK... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/09/221h 42m

Kanan's Rising

Planning revenge on in-laws... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/09/221h 34m

The NeverEnding Episode

It's Crissle's birthday! hiccup Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/09/222h 38m

Can We Talk?

DHD, royal flops, and $150 Shein hoodies Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/09/221h 53m

The Art of War

I busted the windows out your car. My bad... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/09/221h 43m

R&B: Criminal Intent

Father Abraham vs Nick Cannon... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/08/222h 14m

Renaissance in Review

Bith please, motherfukas ain't stopping me! Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/08/222h 12m

Who's On First?

Watching elders argue on apps... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/06/221h 58m

The Curse Of Kevin

Divorce might be rated a 10... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
26/05/221h 45m

Acrylic Kulture

It's a long story Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/05/221h 33m

Moesha's Family Tree

Rap nggas are fuking stupid. Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/05/221h 24m

Tackle Me Chappellmo

Headed to a Sbarro's bathroom near you... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/05/221h 38m

Antebellum A55 / Django Rechained

Great selfies, beautiful selfies... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread/ Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/04/221h 33m

BBQ & Tie-Dye

Calling our exes for refunds... Patreon: Merch: IG: @thisistheread/ Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/04/221h 38m

Chicken! Don't Getcho Chicken Here!

Comedians still having a wild time... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Will & Testaments

Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/03/223h 7m

Don't Like The Look Of It

Reviewing fish sandwich rap songs... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/03/221h 51m

Think About It

Kissing cheeks for birthdays... Patreon: Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/03/222h 2m

Free Brittney

White men can't jump...but they can try again. Patreon: Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/03/221h 42m

No Sh*t

Madea, sashay away... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/03/221h 59m

Sugar Daddy Lessons

God save these queens.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/02/221h 53m

All Inclusive Distort

Saying yes to therapy and no to fuk nggas... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/02/222h 15m

Gay Secrets of ATL

Y’all really be living in your own reality shows… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/02/222h 6m

Polly Wanna Smack Her

Trying on Netflix lacefronts... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/02/222h 5m

Hawaii Hell No

Watching the straights get up in drag... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/01/221h 59m

Hot Sauce In My Vaj

Making a scene at family events... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/01/221h 33m

Bring Back My Mac

New year, same queers... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/01/222h 18m

Best Of 2021

Best Of 2021 by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/01/222h 47m

Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo

We can't help you, Summer... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/12/212h 33m

Candle Crazies

Just being "thoughtful"... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/12/211h 39m

TItty Theft

Tristan still tristaning... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/12/211h 43m

Assorted Foolishness

"What's in that cup?" - Crissle, a snitch. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/12/212h 12m

The Friendly Ghost

Breaking up with your bestie... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/11/211h 33m

Toys R Sus

At this point, does he even deserve the puss? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/11/211h 59m

White Men Can't Pay

Whenever you're ready, Lord... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/11/212h 11m

The Nut Job

Getting ours or getting out... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/11/211h 45m

Not My White Baby

Protecting our shields… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/10/212h 5m

Ego Like Mine

Fu*k buddy flashbacks… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/10/211h 44m

Bad Wigs For Life

Bad Wigs For Life Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/10/212h 17m

Mind Your Own Marriage

An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/10/212h 7m

Blowin Smoke

Give me hookah or give me death Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/09/212h 6m

We'd Rather Not

Y'all getting tattooed beards? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/09/212h 10m

Going Nuts(ack)

F*cking your dad, respectfully... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/09/212h 1m


Tossing your trade in the shower... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/09/211h 58m

Your Dishonor

We're fixing to sang... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/08/212h 2m

The Crate Depression

Sex, Lies and Video Crates.. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/08/211h 57m

The Read Antoinette

Crissle is leader of The Elite Four. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/08/212h 6m

Hog Wash

Searching through the haze of our twenties… Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/08/212h 2m

Queen Radio Reunion

Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/08/212h 23m

Intergalactic Commerce

Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/07/212h 12m

Sub Zero

Megyn Kelly is an orc... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/07/211h 58m


Twerking for the cause... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/07/211h 39m

Not A Young, Not Yet An Old

Being aunties... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/07/211h 57m

Define Group

Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/06/212h 1m

Crack Love The Kids

Sipping on appropriation rum... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/06/212h 3m

Mabel's Muumuu

How to forgive a Basquiat skirt... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/06/212h 5m

Uziverse Future

Forcibly accepting our ugly... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/06/211h 42m

Honey, I Shrunk The Kid

F*ck these neighbors... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/06/211h 45m

703LW Kane

Scammers, spells and supergroups... Check out Jake Jetpulse on Amazon. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Forever Ever?

Not as happy as Porsha, but trying... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/05/211h 46m

Too Old For This

Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/05/212h 1m

Y'all Validate?

Not checking our DMs... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/05/212h 25m

Penny Dreadful...

Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/04/211h 47m

Coughing Loud

Coughing Loud Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/04/212h 5m

Elevator Buttons

Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/04/211h 26m

I'm With Her

The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/04/211h 51m

Zuckaburger Strikes Again

On a slow fall down a pole... Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Mag Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/03/211h 48m

Saweet Dreams

Take care, bitch.. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/03/212h 4m

Sharon is Karen

Plot twist ahead... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/03/211h 53m

Precious: Days of Chicken Past

Squirrel, please... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/03/212h 10m

Dark Queens

#KeepFriday... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/03/212h 14m


Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/02/212h 20m

We Shall See

Picking up rose petals... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/02/211h 57m

Stuck On You

We are NOT the Crystal Gems... Shop with Candles from the Hart! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/02/212h 1m

This Is My Park

Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/02/211h 39m


Sending nudes to your husband... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/01/211h 38m

Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)

Houston, we have a problem... The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/01/212h 24m

White Out

I got maced! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/01/212h 4m

You're Not My Fave

Will this year be a savior or a sequel? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/01/211h 25m

Best Of 2020

Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/12/201h 55m

Holiday Mail

Good tidings to you and all of your niggas... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/12/202h 23m

Snoop There It Ain't

The one about Republican candles... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/12/201h 45m

F Your Purse

Musk strikes again... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/12/202h 18m

Madea's Family Brunch

The Grammys got jumped... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/12/201h 58m

The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/11/201h 54m

RNC Musk

Dragging you by your leggings... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/11/201h 35m

America: To Be Continued

Only buying healthy food with our EBT... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/11/202h 12m

The End Begins

Go vote...and pray. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/11/201h 39m

The Irkin' Birkin

Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/10/201h 37m

Going Down

Going up on a Wednesday... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/10/202h 1m


Scammers, strippers, and submission... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/10/201h 34m

You're Muted

IDGAF what y'all sayin! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/10/201h 47m

Taxation Vexation

Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/09/201h 44m

Single Ass P**sy

Where's the alleged beef? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/09/201h 44m

Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget

Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/09/201h 42m

Sunny Deception

Ranting about who the fuck knows... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/09/202h 17m

More Fire Pon Di Rain

Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/09/201h 51m

The Bayang Is Mine

Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/08/201h 49m

Slashing Tires

MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/08/201h 48m

Puss Moisture

It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/08/201h 28m

Find Our Way Back

Not the king. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/08/201h 48m

Filet Melon

Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

A Low Down Dirty Shade

Loving your little dick, friend... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/07/201h 46m

How To Get Away With Trapping

Justice for Breonna Taylor though... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/06/201h 53m

A Barb By Any Other Name

Assssk Rickey Smiley.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/06/201h 54m

Four Day Funk

There is hope in soap... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/06/202h 2m

Wingardium LeviNOsa

When all else fails, shut the fuck up... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/06/202h 3m

Everything Must Go

Reading the room... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/06/202h 22m

You've Got Kale

Glamor and shade... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
26/05/201h 46m

Tag My Name

If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/05/201h 39m

Chicken Nachos

Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/05/201h 38m

Bag Talk

Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Bottomless Bleach

Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/04/201h 33m

L-O-G Me Out

Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/04/201h 46m

Quarantine Mail

Where are your damn panties? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/04/201h 55m

Twelve Years a Karen

Get this bunny off my lawn... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/04/201h 37m

Never Liked You

Bitch better have my bells... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/03/201h 53m

We Can Read From Home

or whatever Normani said... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/03/201h 43m

Running From Rona

HEEEEELLLLLPPPP! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/03/201h 37m

Knicker Please

Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/03/201h 13m

Check Baybeh

Take me to Mardi Gras... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/03/201h 47m

Just Leave

How 'bout you GTFO... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/02/201h 49m

7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo

7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/02/201h 48m

Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery)

Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/02/202h 33m

Doctor WHO?!

In a 90s kinda world... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/02/201h 45m

My Cousin YBN Vinny

Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/01/202h 2m

Dave's A Buster

Court chases and car chases... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/01/201h 52m

Readers Room

Give yourself a break... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/01/201h 35m

New Year, New Read

Baby and Bugattis... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/01/201h 44m

Best OF 2019

Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/12/191h 12m

Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan)

Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/12/191h 28m

With A Stab of Ranch

Leave him, sis... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/12/191h 58m

Nice Niggas For What?

Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/12/192h 14m

We Don't Do Chores

Waiting on Kaavia to give us word. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/12/192h 17m

The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas

Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/11/1937m 52s

Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)

Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim. Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/11/192h 31m

Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great

Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Rim Shot

try it out, sis... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/11/191h 36m

Bowl Baths

Nick Cannon made what? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/10/192h 4m


Signing to Scootie Bike Records Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/10/191h 31m

Soccer Is Stupid

clickbait. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/10/191h 40m

The Basement

Not my Jesus... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/10/191h 43m

Clit Boil

Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/10/192h 29m

Sashay Ofay

Florida is still wet trash Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/09/191h 49m

Blurred Hairlines

Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/09/191h 52m

Spin Cycle

Petty pics from the past.... Support Champ's Tear Drops here! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/09/192h 15m

Forever Sleeveless

Perusing your man's hard drive... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/09/192h 24m

Baby on Baby

Y'all and these letters... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/08/191h 50m

The Lean Episode

sigh Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/08/191h 58m

The Lying Truth (feat. Bassey Ikpi)

Unpacking our minds... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/08/192h 33m

Light The Blunt

Smoking on the balcony... You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/08/192h 7m

Turn The Whiskers Around

GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/08/192h 3m

Murphy's Law

Not the banana pudding! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/07/192h 16m

So So Tone Def

Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/07/191h 57m


Hating your kids... *** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 *** Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/07/191h 57m

Ariel's Dreads

Fuck boy standards... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Perdue What It Do

YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH! Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/06/191h 53m

Tweet Juice

There's no trolling OJ over here... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/06/192h 3m

We The Second Best

Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/06/191h 52m

Grindr Findr

Unlock your pics... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/06/191h 45m

The Long Road

Don't call me daddy! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/05/191h 36m

Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale & Khadeen)

The Ellises are back to fix our lives Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/05/193h 19m

Leg Soap

Keeping our inner thighs clean Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/05/191h 49m

Camp Nahdontwanna

Filtering Ayesha Curry's DMs... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/05/192h 17m

Endgame of Reads

Spoilers everywhere (Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30) Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/05/192h 38m

Puppies & Picnics

Puppies & Picnics Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/04/192h 30m

Homecoming Thrones

Lots of reviews. Lots and lots. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/04/192h 4m

Horses In The Black

Yee-muhfuckin-haw! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/04/192h 7m

Ghost Face Kisser

How the fuck dare you? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/04/191h 52m

Moaning & Mucinex

Us spoilers and occasional sniffling... "Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10" Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/03/192h 6m

Clutched Pearls

These letters... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/03/191h 57m

Baby Fatback

Poor Uncle Jesse... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/03/192h 20m

Trapped In The Clap

Celebrating King Gayle Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/03/192h 24m

Throwblack Planet

Solange is here to save February. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/02/192h 26m

Melanated Moesha

Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/02/191h 46m


Barbs, boycotts and backlash Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/02/192h 7m

The Chill Grill

Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/02/192h 21m

Mailbag Hearts

Here... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/01/192h 10m

Pony Trap

Crystal Gem stanning... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/01/192h 20m

Super Soulja Bros.

Would you like lies with that? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/01/192h 4m

Long Ass Sigh

Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/01/192h 37m

Hot Topics Supercut

Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/01/1915m 44s

Best Of 2018

Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/12/182h 50m

Real Love (feat. The Ellises)

Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/12/182h 35m

Heart to Hart

Y'all lost Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/12/182h 8m

You Don't Have Mail

...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/12/181h 51m

The Circle of Bey

Niggas doing questionable shit... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/11/182h 10m

To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha)

You still chuckin' them peas, big face? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/11/181h 36m

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/11/181h 51m

Rebel Without A Cause

Keeping our heads above water... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/11/182h 6m

Beautiful Bean Footages

long fucking sigh... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/11/181h 33m

Spice or Sour Cream?

Get Megan Kelly the FUCK... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/10/182h 1m

Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau)

XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Pull Up to the Ghost

Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/10/182h 12m

Come Get Cady

Court dates and apology songs... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/10/181h 47m

No Serpents Allowed

Laughing with the UN... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/09/182h 1m

Gnarled Fingers

Praying for everybody and everything Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/09/181h 52m

Bashin Week

Shoe fly...don't bother me. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/09/182h 32m

Nike and the Big White Mad

burning sneakers. brb. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/09/182h 5m

Toy Story

Safaree gets the strap... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/08/181h 50m

Queen Harriet

...just sitting here eating our rice. No Student Deserves To Go Hungry Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/08/181h 52m

Whew, Chile...The Ghetto

Moo, bitch. Get out my hay. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/08/182h 23m

20 Questions

Hennessy and random shit... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/08/181h 56m


What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/08/181h 59m

When To Log Off

When shade goes too far... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/07/182h 37m

Black Kulture

Faith Evans did what? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/07/181h 51m

Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia

Some bonus content this week. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/07/1822m 44s

Live in NOLA

We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/07/181h 39m

You’ve Got Mail

We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/07/182h 27m

Dashing from Dame

Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/06/181h 58m

Everything Is Shade

We good on any MLK Blvd... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/06/182h 7m

Live in Oakland

Oh, Oakland.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/06/181h 44m

One Thousand Percent

Jokes and slurred language. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/06/182h 21m

What A Time To Be Adonis

BAPE sweaters ruin everything. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/05/182h 11m

These Boys Ain't Royal

We back bih... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/05/182h 36m

Pursuit of Savagery

Nice For What by Fenty. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/05/182h 4m

UniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning & Ashley Blaine Featherson)

The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems. Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56) Link to Chika Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/05/182h 14m

Live From Sony Hall 4/21

The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
24/04/181h 37m


Bitch, you know why we're here... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/04/182h 9m


September...Spring Summer. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/04/182h 6m

Fix Your Face

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/04/182h 6m

Bite Me!

Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/03/181h 59m

Madea Loses A Painting

Nor'easter shade. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/03/182h 6m


Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

Beyoncé's NDA

insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/03/182h 4m

Hi Safaree...

insert Fergie's national anthem Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/03/182h 8m

5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo

The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/02/181h 40m

Wakanda Forever

Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/02/182h 8m

Quincy Quotes

You like Brazilian music? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/02/182h 4m

Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks

Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/02/181h 53m

I Ain't Sorry

We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/01/182h 2m

The Powerful Prolonged Pearl

Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/01/182h 3m

No Monkey Business

Shutting your ass up is still free. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/01/181h 53m

Happy New Nigga

Tamar is having a horrible year already. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/01/182h 6m

Best Of 2017

Some highlights from 2017 Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/12/172h 38m

Keep Your White To Yourself

Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/12/171h 55m

Signing Off

Teach them well and let them lead the way. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/12/172h 10m

Situationship & Chill

Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/12/171h 46m

Never Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life

Blue Ivy voice Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/11/171h 54m

Give Thanks

Pass us a plate Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/11/171h 31m

Butt Lunch

I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch." Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/11/171h 33m

Five Million Dollar Fail

Longest sigh ever. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/11/172h 5m

Tears of a Yogi

When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/11/171h 46m

Bikini Bottoms

Dirty panties and bank drama Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
26/10/171h 52m

Identity Theft

This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/10/171h 57m

Live from Chicago

Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/10/171h 42m


Tina Campbell luh Trump. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/10/171h 36m

Somebody’s Getting Fired

The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/09/171h 48m

Unbreak My Hart

Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/09/171h 39m

Typing Too Fast While Too Furious

Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury) Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
14/09/172h 7m

It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)

This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/09/172h 3m

The First White Walker

Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25) Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/08/171h 39m

The "Mailbag"

This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/08/171h 56m

Make America Jennerless Again

long sigh Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/08/171h 56m

The Greatest Love Of All

Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/08/171h 44m

Noprah Winfrey

Backpage and Beyoncé movies Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/08/171h 52m

The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)

Fundamental reading with an icon. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/07/173h 11m

U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)

Insecure talk with Queen Issa Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/07/172h 28m

A Muva's Love

Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/07/172h 7m

Dream's Nightmare

Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

A Black Ass Sunday

The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/06/172h 1m

Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood

The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/06/171h 57m

Bush Gardens

Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/06/172h 2m


Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/06/171h 47m

F**k Off, Jody!

Bad ideas and banana pudding. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/06/171h 40m

No More Drama

Leave me alone. Go ahead. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/05/171h 30m

Bad All By Myself

We don't care about Katy Perry. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/05/171h 49m

Peaches & Scheme

THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/05/172h 8m

Doing The Butt...Again

Poor choices all around. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread

The Plight of the Light

Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/04/172h 13m


Leave ethnic food alone! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/04/171h 42m

You're Just A Baby Boy

Shut your ass up, Tyrese. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/04/171h 25m

Somebody Gettin' Fired

Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/04/171h 30m

Don't Try Her

Strong black women snatch wigs. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/03/171h 55m

It's Not Easy Being White

psych. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/03/171h 39m


Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/03/171h 38m

Petty Partners

for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/03/171h 51m

The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show

The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/02/171h 39m

Let The World Be Round

Dumb, lies and videotape.... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/02/171h 46m

When Grammys Give You Lemons

Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/02/171h 53m

The Read Live! Washington D.C.

The Read Live from Washington D.C. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
07/02/172h 10m

Destiny's Grandchild

!!!!!!!!!! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/02/171h 30m

Alternative Facts

Keke, Chrisette and more Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
26/01/171h 45m

Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)

Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/01/172h 28m

Duel in Dubai

break ups, make ups and water sports Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
12/01/172h 9m

Whose Mic Is It Anyway?

Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
05/01/172h 2m

Best Moments Of 2016

Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/12/162h 3m

Give Mary Her Things

Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/12/161h 21m

Platform Politics

UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/12/161h 50m

The Shade Is Mine

Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/12/161h 57m

The Life Of Hellno

Bullshit and foolishness. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/11/161h 40m

Bi Bi Bi

Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
17/11/161h 56m

This Some Bullshit

... what? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/11/162h 1m

Losing Your Right To Be Mad

Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
03/11/161h 28m


Description Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
27/10/161h 32m

Share My Worth

Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
20/10/161h 48m

It's Litigation

Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming... Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/10/161h 48m

Water Color Woes

Gross letters and ratchetry. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/10/161h 24m

Holleration In This Hillary

Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
29/09/161h 54m

Chain of Fools

The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry.  Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/09/161h 58m


Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
15/09/161h 54m

Dude, Where's My Car?

Pay Your Bills Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
08/09/161h 44m


The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
01/09/161h 59m

No After Parties

Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
25/08/161h 42m

Back Door Kisses For Boys

Mess Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
18/08/161h 42m

Rap, Lies & Penis

Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
11/08/161h 54m

The Read In Amsterdam

Who Knows? Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/08/161h 30m

The Read Live from London

The Read Live From London Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
31/07/161h 50m

Nineteen Eighty Lyin

Pokémon and lying ass white women. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
21/07/161h 43m

You Won't Stop Our Blackness

You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
13/07/161h 46m

Locked Inside

Beef, bleach and boosters. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
06/07/161h 27m

The Time BET Actually Had Us

The BET Awards were...pretty good. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
30/06/161h 43m

Swift Lies

Tinctures and terrible stories Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
23/06/161h 22m

The Read San Francisco Live

The Read Live from San Francisco Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
16/06/161h 46m

Days Of Edges Past

Formation hits NYC. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
09/06/161h 32m

Going Ape Shit

Gorillas in the pissed Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
02/06/161h 57m

Liars and Scammers

sex, lies, and videotape. visit this week's sponsors to show your support for The Read: Go to and use code 'freeread' at checkout to get the first month of your Bevel subscription FOR FREE! Check out and start watching the best horror available today. Use promo code 'read' to get a free month and get your screams on demand! Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
26/05/161h 45m

Live from Baltimore

The Read Live! from Baltimore Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
19/05/161h 45m


Killing time softly with no songs. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
10/05/161h 29m

Step Niece Daughter

Step Niece Daughter Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
04/05/161h 35m

Lilac Lemonade

100% Pure Stanning Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
28/04/161h 29m

This Thing Called Life

RIP Prince. Thisistheread.comPatreon: @thisistheread
22/04/161h 13m
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