The Read

The Read

By Loud Speakers Network

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.

Episodes

We'd Rather Not

Y'all getting tattooed beards?
21/09/212h 16m

Going Nuts(ack)

F*cking your dad, respectfully...
15/09/212h 6m

Uncrustable...

Tossing your trade in the shower...
07/09/212h 4m

Your Dishonor

We're fixing to sang...
31/08/212h 6m

The Crate Depression

Sex, Lies and Video Crates..
24/08/212h 2m

The Read Antoinette

Crissle is leader of The Elite Four.
18/08/212h 13m

Hog Wash

Searching through the haze of our twenties…
11/08/212h 6m

Queen Radio Reunion

Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel...
03/08/212h 28m

Intergalactic Commerce

Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them.
27/07/212h 14m

Sub Zero

Megyn Kelly is an orc...
20/07/212h 4m

W.H.Y.

Twerking for the cause...
13/07/211h 46m

Not A Young, Not Yet An Old

Being aunties...
07/07/212h 4m

Define Group

Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies...
29/06/212h 6m

Crack Love The Kids

Sipping on appropriation rum...
23/06/212h 9m

Mabel's Muumuu

How to forgive a Basquiat skirt...
15/06/212h 11m

Uziverse Future

Forcibly accepting our ugly...
08/06/211h 48m

Honey, I Shrunk The Kid

F*ck these neighbors...
01/06/211h 51m

703LW Kane

Scammers, spells and supergroups... Check out Jake Jetpulse on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/173135262X/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_M1GX4D4H287KER2C5ZEG?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
25/05/212h 8m

Forever Ever?

Not as happy as Porsha, but trying...
18/05/211h 52m

Too Old For This

Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party?
11/05/212h 8m

Y'all Validate?

Not checking our DMs...
04/05/212h 30m

Penny Dreadful...

Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz...
27/04/211h 55m

Coughing Loud

Coughing Loud
20/04/212h 10m

Elevator Buttons

Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network
13/04/211h 32m

I'm With Her

The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time....
06/04/211h 56m

Zuckaburger Strikes Again

On a slow fall down a pole... Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Mag https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/high-schooler-invented-color-changing-sutures-detect-infection-180977345/
30/03/211h 53m

Saweet Dreams

Take care, bitch..
23/03/212h 8m

Sharon is Karen

Plot twist ahead...
16/03/212h 1m

Precious: Days of Chicken Past

Squirrel, please...
09/03/212h 16m

Dark Queens

#KeepFriday... https://ocirjaroninc.com/
02/03/212h 19m

Why?

Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish...
23/02/212h 25m

We Shall See

Picking up rose petals...
16/02/212h 5m

Stuck On You

We are NOT the Crystal Gems... Shop with Candles from the Hart! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CandlesfromtheHart
09/02/212h 9m

This Is My Park

Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs...
02/02/211h 45m

Bonehead

Sending nudes to your husband...
28/01/211h 43m

Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)

Houston, we have a problem... The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-World-Changed-Understand/dp/1733387412
19/01/212h 29m

White Out

I got maced!
12/01/212h 11m

You're Not My Fave

Will this year be a savior or a sequel?
05/01/211h 30m

Best Of 2020

Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network
29/12/201h 57m

Holiday Mail

Good tidings to you and all of your niggas...
22/12/202h 27m

Snoop There It Ain't

The one about Republican candles...
15/12/201h 51m

F Your Purse

Musk strikes again...
08/12/202h 24m

Madea's Family Brunch

The Grammys got jumped...
01/12/202h 5m

The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie! https://www.lucaspyebio.com/
24/11/201h 54m

RNC Musk

Dragging you by your leggings...
17/11/201h 35m

America: To Be Continued

Only buying healthy food with our EBT...
10/11/202h 18m

The End Begins

Go vote...and pray.
03/11/201h 44m

The Irkin' Birkin

Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended...
27/10/201h 42m

Going Down

Going up on a Wednesday...
21/10/202h 9m

Unhinged

Scammers, strippers, and submission...
13/10/201h 39m

You're Muted

IDGAF what y'all sayin!
06/10/201h 52m

Taxation Vexation

Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons....
29/09/201h 50m

Single Ass P**sy

Where's the alleged beef?
22/09/201h 51m

Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget

Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy.
15/09/201h 46m

Sunny Deception

Ranting about who the fuck knows...
08/09/202h 22m

More Fire Pon Di Rain

Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele...
01/09/201h 58m

The Bayang Is Mine

Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here...
25/08/201h 54m

Slashing Tires

MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!!
18/08/201h 53m

Puss Moisture

It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me.
11/08/201h 28m

Find Our Way Back

Not the bayang...is king.
04/08/201h 54m

Filet Melon

Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas...
14/07/202h 2m

A Low Down Dirty Shade

Loving your little dick, friend...
07/07/201h 51m

How To Get Away With Trapping

Justice for Breonna Taylor though...
30/06/201h 57m

A Barb By Any Other Name

Assssk Rickey Smiley....
23/06/202h 0m

Four Day Funk

There is hope in soap...
16/06/202h 5m

Wingardium LeviNOsa

When all else fails, shut the fuck up...
09/06/202h 8m

Everything Must Go

Reading the room...
02/06/202h 24m

You've Got Kale

Glamor and shade...
26/05/201h 49m

Tag My Name

If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you...
19/05/201h 45m

Chicken Nachos

Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about...
12/05/201h 45m

Bag Talk

Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point?
05/05/202h 2m

Bottomless Bleach

Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation...
28/04/201h 38m

L-O-G Me Out

Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie!
21/04/201h 51m

Quarantine Mail

Where are your damn panties?
14/04/202h 2m

Twelve Years a Karen

Get this bunny off my lawn...
07/04/201h 44m

Never Liked You

Bitch better have my bells...
31/03/201h 57m

We Can Read From Home

or whatever Normani said...
24/03/201h 46m

Running From Rona

HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!
17/03/201h 44m

Knicker Please

Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru...
10/03/201h 17m

Check Baybeh

Take me to Mardi Gras...
03/03/201h 51m

Just Leave

How 'bout you GTFO...
25/02/201h 55m

7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo

7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network
18/02/201h 55m

Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery)

Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day.
11/02/202h 39m

Doctor WHO?!

In a 90s kinda world...
04/02/201h 51m

My Cousin YBN Vinny

Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry...
28/01/202h 6m

Dave's A Buster

Court chases and car chases...
21/01/201h 57m

Readers Room

Give yourself a break...
14/01/201h 40m

New Year, New Read

Baby and Bugattis...
07/01/201h 49m

Best OF 2019

Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network
31/12/191h 16m

Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan)

Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy.
24/12/191h 33m

With A Stab of Ranch

Leave him, sis...
17/12/192h 3m

Nice Niggas For What?

Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams...
10/12/192h 19m

We Don't Do Chores

Waiting on Kaavia to give us word.
03/12/192h 26m

The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas

Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout.
29/11/1937m 50s

Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)

Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim. **Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50**
19/11/192h 33m

Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great

Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot
12/11/192h 5m

Rim Shot

try it out, sis...
05/11/191h 42m

Bowl Baths

Nick Cannon made what?
29/10/192h 10m

Press+

Signing to Scootie Bike Records
22/10/191h 35m

Soccer Is Stupid

clickbait.
15/10/191h 45m

The Basement

Not my Jesus...
08/10/191h 47m

Clit Boil

Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out...
01/10/192h 35m

Sashay Ofay

Florida is still wet trash
24/09/191h 55m

Blurred Hairlines

Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman...
19/09/191h 57m

Spin Cycle

Petty pics from the past.... Support Champ's Tear Drops here! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1qlk90119c?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet
12/09/192h 21m

Forever Sleeveless

Perusing your man's hard drive...
05/09/192h 31m

Baby on Baby

Y'all and these letters...
29/08/191h 56m

The Lean Episode

*sigh*
22/08/192h 5m

The Lying Truth (feat. Bassey Ikpi)

Unpacking our minds...
15/08/192h 40m

Light The Blunt

Smoking on the balcony... You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576677152/shoppe-black
08/08/192h 14m

Turn The Whiskers Around

GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!
02/08/192h 9m

Murphy's Law

Not the banana pudding!
25/07/192h 20m

So So Tone Def

Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan
18/07/192h 2m

Gifted

Hating your kids... *** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 ***
11/07/192h 1m

Ariel's Dreads

Fuck boy standards...
04/07/192h 6m

Perdue What It Do

YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH! **Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14**
27/06/192h 1m

Tweet Juice

There's no trolling OJ over here...
20/06/192h 8m

We The Second Best

Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé...
13/06/191h 57m

Grindr Findr

Unlock your pics...
06/06/191h 51m

The Long Road

Don't call me daddy!
30/05/191h 42m

Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale & Khadeen)

The Ellises are back to fix our lives
23/05/193h 26m

Leg Soap

Keeping our inner thighs clean
16/05/191h 56m

Camp Nahdontwanna

Filtering Ayesha Curry's DMs...
09/05/192h 24m

Endgame of Reads

Spoilers everywhere (Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30)
02/05/192h 43m

Puppies & Picnics

Puppies & Picnics
25/04/192h 38m

Homecoming Thrones

Lots of reviews. Lots and lots.
18/04/192h 10m

Horses In The Black

Yee-muhfuckin-haw!
11/04/192h 13m

Ghost Face Kisser

How the fuck dare you?
04/04/191h 58m

Moaning & Mucinex

Us spoilers and occasional sniffling... "Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10"
28/03/192h 13m

Clutched Pearls

These letters...
21/03/192h 2m

Baby Fatback

Poor Uncle Jesse...
14/03/192h 26m

Trapped In The Clap

Celebrating King Gayle
07/03/192h 30m

Throwblack Planet

Solange is here to save February.
28/02/192h 32m

Melanated Moesha

Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house.
21/02/191h 51m

NOtown

Barbs, boycotts and backlash
14/02/192h 13m

The Chill Grill

Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry.
06/02/192h 26m

Mailbag Hearts

Here...
31/01/192h 13m

Pony Trap

Crystal Gem stanning...
24/01/192h 25m

Super Soulja Bros.

Would you like lies with that?
17/01/192h 6m

Long Ass Sigh

Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT!
10/01/192h 42m

Hot Topics Supercut

Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network
04/01/1915m 44s

Best Of 2018

Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019
27/12/182h 55m

Real Love (feat. The Ellises)

Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting!
20/12/182h 40m

Heart to Hart

Y'all lost
13/12/182h 11m

You Don't Have Mail

...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B.
06/12/181h 56m

The Circle of Bey

Niggas doing questionable shit...
29/11/182h 14m

To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha)

You still chuckin' them peas, big face?
21/11/181h 41m

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network
15/11/181h 56m

Rebel Without A Cause

Keeping our heads above water...
08/11/182h 12m

Beautiful Bean Footages

long fucking sigh...
01/11/181h 37m

Spice or Sour Cream?

Get Megan Kelly the FUCK...
25/10/182h 6m

Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau)

XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies.
18/10/182h 5m

Pull Up to the Ghost

Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze...
11/10/182h 18m

Come Get Cady

Court dates and apology songs...
04/10/181h 51m

No Serpents Allowed

Laughing with the UN...
27/09/182h 6m

Gnarled Fingers

Praying for everybody and everything
20/09/181h 57m

Bashin Week

Shoe fly...don't bother me.
13/09/182h 38m

Nike and the Big White Mad

burning sneakers. brb.
06/09/182h 9m

Toy Story

Safaree gets the strap...
30/08/181h 55m

Queen Harriet

...just sitting here eating our rice. No Student Deserves To Go Hungry https://www.gofundme.com/no-student-deserves-to-go-hungry
23/08/181h 57m

Whew, Chile...The Ghetto

Moo, bitch. Get out my hay.
16/08/182h 29m

20 Questions

Hennessy and random shit...
09/08/182h 3m

Cheerleading

What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong...
02/08/182h 5m

When To Log Off

When shade goes too far...
25/07/182h 43m

Black Kulture

Faith Evans did what?
19/07/181h 58m

Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia

Some bonus content this week.
13/07/1822m 43s

Live in NOLA

We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018.
12/07/181h 44m

You’ve Got Mail

We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from.
04/07/182h 33m

Dashing from Dame

Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at?
28/06/182h 1m

Everything Is Shade

We good on any MLK Blvd...
21/06/182h 12m

Live in Oakland

Oh, Oakland....
14/06/181h 49m

One Thousand Percent

Jokes and slurred language.
07/06/182h 27m

What A Time To Be Adonis

BAPE sweaters ruin everything.
31/05/182h 15m

These Boys Ain't Royal

We back bih...
24/05/182h 42m

Pursuit of Savagery

Nice For What by Fenty.
10/05/182h 10m

UniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning & Ashley Blaine Featherson)

The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems. Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56) Link to Chika https://twitter.com/oranicuhh/status/989550438038097921
01/05/182h 20m

Live From Sony Hall 4/21

The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18
24/04/181h 41m

Beychella

Bitch, you know why we're here...
19/04/182h 14m

Joggers

September...Spring Summer.
12/04/182h 10m

Fix Your Face

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee.
05/04/182h 11m

Bite Me!

Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama?
29/03/182h 4m

Madea Loses A Painting

Nor'easter shade.
22/03/182h 9m

Unfollowed!

Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay!
15/03/182h 3m

Beyoncé's NDA

*insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress*
08/03/182h 9m

Hi Safaree...

*insert Fergie's national anthem* Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30
01/03/182h 13m

5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo

The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
21/02/181h 44m

Wakanda Forever

Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther.
15/02/182h 13m

Quincy Quotes

You like Brazilian music?
08/02/182h 9m

Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks

Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies.
01/02/181h 56m

I Ain't Sorry

We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real.
25/01/182h 7m

The Powerful Prolonged Pearl

Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah?
18/01/182h 6m

No Monkey Business

Shutting your ass up is still free.
11/01/181h 59m

Happy New Nigga

Tamar is having a horrible year already.
04/01/182h 11m

Best Of 2017

Some highlights from 2017
28/12/172h 42m

Keep Your White To Yourself

Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack.
21/12/172h 0m

Signing Off

Teach them well and let them lead the way.
14/12/172h 16m

Situationship & Chill

Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro.
07/12/171h 51m

Never Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life

*Blue Ivy voice*
30/11/171h 58m

Give Thanks

Pass us a plate
23/11/171h 36m

Butt Lunch

I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch."
15/11/171h 38m

Five Million Dollar Fail

Longest sigh ever.
09/11/172h 10m

Tears of a Yogi

When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough....
02/11/171h 51m

Bikini Bottoms

Dirty panties and bank drama
26/10/171h 57m

Identity Theft

This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears.
19/10/172h 2m

Live from Chicago

Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend.
09/10/171h 48m

Shackles

Tina Campbell luh Trump.
03/10/171h 42m

Somebody’s Getting Fired

The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies.
29/09/171h 52m

Unbreak My Hart

Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter.
22/09/171h 44m

Typing Too Fast While Too Furious

Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury)
14/09/172h 14m

It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)

This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé.
07/09/172h 9m

The First White Walker

Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25)
31/08/171h 42m

The "Mailbag"

This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much.
23/08/172h 2m

Make America Jennerless Again

*long sigh*
17/08/171h 59m

The Greatest Love Of All

Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers.
10/08/171h 50m

Noprah Winfrey

Backpage and Beyoncé movies
03/08/171h 57m

The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)

Fundamental reading with an icon.
27/07/173h 16m

U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)

Insecure talk with Queen Issa
20/07/172h 32m

A Muva's Love

Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane.
13/07/172h 12m

Dream's Nightmare

Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive.
07/07/172h 6m

A Black Ass Sunday

The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess.
29/06/172h 5m

Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood

The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths
22/06/172h 2m

Bush Gardens

Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram.
15/06/172h 8m

#Oprah

Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story.
08/06/171h 51m

F**k Off, Jody!

Bad ideas and banana pudding.
01/06/171h 45m

No More Drama

Leave me alone. Go ahead.
25/05/171h 34m

Bad All By Myself

We don't care about Katy Perry.
18/05/171h 56m

Peaches & Scheme

THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES!
11/05/172h 13m

Doing The Butt...Again

Poor choices all around.
04/05/172h 7m

The Plight of the Light

Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters?
27/04/172h 21m

LOGIC

Leave ethnic food alone!
20/04/171h 47m

You're Just A Baby Boy

Shut your ass up, Tyrese.
13/04/171h 30m

Somebody Gettin' Fired

Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong
05/04/171h 35m

Don't Try Her

Strong black women snatch wigs.
30/03/172h 0m

It's Not Easy Being White

psych.
23/03/171h 45m

BANG!

Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed.
16/03/171h 45m

Petty Partners

for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf...
09/03/171h 58m

The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show

The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC
27/02/171h 43m

Let The World Be Round

Dumb, lies and videotape....
23/02/171h 51m

When Grammys Give You Lemons

Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay.
16/02/171h 58m

The Read Live! Washington D.C.

The Read Live from Washington D.C.
07/02/172h 17m

Destiny's Grandchild

!!!!!!!!!!
02/02/171h 36m

Alternative Facts

Keke, Chrisette and more
26/01/171h 50m

Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)

Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people.
19/01/172h 33m

Duel in Dubai

break ups, make ups and water sports
12/01/172h 14m

Whose Mic Is It Anyway?

Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists.
05/01/172h 8m

Best Moments Of 2016

Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network
31/12/162h 9m

Give Mary Her Things

Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network
15/12/161h 27m

Platform Politics

UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
08/12/161h 54m

The Shade Is Mine

Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies.
01/12/162h 2m

The Life Of Hellno

Bullshit and foolishness.
23/11/161h 44m

Bi Bi Bi

Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie.
17/11/162h 1m

This Some Bullshit

... what?
11/11/162h 8m

Losing Your Right To Be Mad

Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats.
03/11/161h 33m

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Description
27/10/161h 35m

Share My Worth

Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration.
20/10/161h 52m

It's Litigation

Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming...
13/10/161h 54m

Water Color Woes

Gross letters and ratchetry.
06/10/161h 32m

Holleration In This Hillary

Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more.
29/09/162h 0m

Chain of Fools

The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry.
22/09/162h 4m

F.Y.A.

Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up.
15/09/162h 1m

Dude, Where's My Car?

Pay Your Bills
08/09/161h 50m

BeyRihTey

The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures.
01/09/162h 4m

No After Parties

Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on.
25/08/161h 49m

Back Door Kisses For Boys

Mess
18/08/161h 48m

Rap, Lies & Penis

Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices.
11/08/162h 1m

The Read In Amsterdam

Who Knows?
04/08/161h 34m

The Read Live from London

The Read Live From London
31/07/161h 54m

Nineteen Eighty Lyin

Pokémon and lying ass white women.
21/07/161h 47m

You Won't Stop Our Blackness

You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network
13/07/161h 51m

Locked Inside

Beef, bleach and boosters.
06/07/161h 32m

The Time BET Actually Had Us

The BET Awards were...pretty good.
30/06/161h 46m

Swift Lies

Tinctures and terrible stories
23/06/161h 27m

The Read San Francisco Live

The Read Live from San Francisco
16/06/161h 50m

Days Of Edges Past

Formation hits NYC.
09/06/161h 37m

Going Ape Shit

Gorillas in the pissed
02/06/162h 4m

Liars and Scammers

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26/05/161h 48m

Live from Baltimore

The Read Live! from Baltimore
19/05/161h 48m

Fu-Gee-Late

Killing time softly with no songs.
10/05/161h 33m

Step Niece Daughter

Step Niece Daughter
04/05/161h 38m

Lilac Lemonade

100% Pure Stanning
28/04/161h 32m

This Thing Called Life

RIP Prince.
22/04/161h 15m

Skirt On 22s

Apparently we can't shut up these days.
14/04/162h 0m

Child of Destiny (feat. Kelly Rowland)

Kelly. Damn. Rowland
06/04/161h 23m

Shady Shenanigans

Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani.
31/03/162h 6m

Kattwarts: School of Pimpcraft & Niggatry

Oh, who knows?
23/03/161h 27m

Another Thursday

Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show
17/03/161h 31m

Katt Scratch Fever

New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime.
10/03/161h 42m

Movie Business

The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell.
03/03/161h 36m

3rd Anniversary Live

Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the studio) this week we're bringing you The Read's 3rd Anniversary Show. We love you guys and thanks for your support--especially Larry and Ellen, the couple that got engaged during listener questions (You read that right.....)
25/02/161h 51m

Adele and the Order of Key, Sis

The Grammys were a lie.
18/02/161h 37m

BEYmergency: Formation

WHEW!!!!
09/02/161h 23m

Ugh!

Attention whores everywhere.
03/02/161h 21m

In Memory of Dionne Davenport

Just stop talking.
21/01/161h 24m

Powerful Balls

Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked.
14/01/161h 21m

Future Support

Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future.
07/01/161h 33m

Best Of 2015

A look back at the best moments of 2015
31/12/151h 40m

The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2

It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up.
24/12/151h 21m

The Passion Fruit

The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee.
17/12/151h 30m

Curried Class

Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered.
10/12/151h 22m

Peace, Love and Shade

Blue Ivy is booked.
03/12/151h 23m

Turkey & Greens (feat. Tykeia)

Holiday shade with our sistren.
26/11/151h 14m

Da Hee

Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes.
19/11/151h 43m

Boonk & Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment)

Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment.
12/11/152h 1m

No Shave, No Shade

TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen.
05/11/151h 20m

Flick of the Wrist

Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn
29/10/151h 39m

Anal Training Day

Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play.
22/10/151h 38m

The Name Game

Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool.
15/10/151h 20m

The Read Seattle

The Read live show from Seattle
08/10/152h 12m

The Read London

The Read travels to London for our first European show.
24/09/151h 47m

You've Got Mail

A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home.
17/09/151h 19m

A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters

Sheree done lost her damn mind...
10/09/151h 7m

Billy Ray's Burden

Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae.
04/09/151h 37m

Serena & The Hotline Bling

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27/08/151h 35m

Difficult Dumbasses

It's a fuckboy frenzy.
20/08/151h 47m

Love & Verse-Top

Reality stars are still doing too much.
13/08/151h 32m

O_OFest

Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme.
06/08/151h 19m

Drunk for Drake

Aubrey for the win.
31/07/151h 38m

Who Started From The Bottom?

A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane.
23/07/151h 23m

With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities

Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig.
16/07/151h 11m

Crouching Tyga

Mess.
09/07/151h 17m

Wack Entertainment

I'm sorry and I forgive you.
02/07/151h 23m

What's Your Excuse?

Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals.
25/06/151h 24m

Imitation of Life

I don't understand the question.
16/06/151h 9m

Because It Applies

No caption
11/06/151h 17m

Hazed

Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits!
04/06/151h 19m

Mess Side Story

Chris Brown is a lost cause.
27/05/151h 9m

What A Lovely Day

Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters."
21/05/151h 29m

Minor Wounds

Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off!
14/05/151h 12m

Filler Me Softly

MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession.
07/05/151h 16m

Window Lives Don't Matter

Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore.
30/04/151h 34m

Lips Aren't Movin

Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth.
23/04/151h 26m

Coco Nuts

Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse.
16/04/151h 24m

Ain't Shit Day

Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum.
08/04/151h 27m

#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)

Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car.
02/04/151h 18m

Muppets Are People Too

Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV.
26/03/151h 8m

Fix It

Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment.
19/03/151h 12m

The Snatching

So many wigs to remove. So little time.
12/03/151h 24m

Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two

The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years.
05/03/152h 17m

Get Like Rih

We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed.
26/02/151h 21m

Front Row Fuss

North West keeps it fucking real.
18/02/151h 22m

The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle)

Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update.
12/02/151h 40m

100 Reads

Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business.
05/02/151h 56m

1,000 Hours

Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs.
29/01/151h 22m

Smell & Taste

Apologies in advance.
22/01/151h 10m

Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)

Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show! Buy Reality Show on iTunes here: http://bit.ly/1C9wPvB
15/01/151h 4m

Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha

We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more. Tickets to Houston Live Show http://bit.ly/13BVT32
08/01/151h 18m

Best Of

Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites.
01/01/1556m 51s

Read & Green

It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!
25/12/141h 0m

Theta Beta Naw

VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary. To fill out a short survey about The Read and win a free Bevel, go to http://www.thereadsurvey.com/
18/12/141h 6m

Leave Drake Alone

Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers.
11/12/141h 12m

Not My God

Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more.
03/12/141h 27m

Ghetto Gratitude

We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more.
26/11/141h 9m

Distrust Funds

Pudding pops and poor choices…
20/11/141h 20m

Delivurt Us From Evil

Nicki’s nazis and other N-words.
13/11/141h 21m

U Tried It

Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you.
06/11/141h 7m

One Of Them Days

If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano...
30/10/141h 2m

On My Disney

Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox.
23/10/141h 27m

The 40 Year Old Stoner

Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high. To check out Bevel, visit GetBevel.com today. Use code THEREAD to get 20% off your first month Visit audiblepodcast.com/theread for a free 30-day trial
16/10/1458m 15s

No Label (The Bizarro Episode)

This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes.
09/10/141h 41m

100 Racist Recipes

Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.
02/10/141h 26m

Mrs. Birdman

Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad. For your free trial of HuluPlus, got to huluplus.com/theread huluplus.com/theread. Go to nature box.com to get 50% OFF your first box with promo code THEREAD.
25/09/141h 30m

Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)

This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s weed. Check out Reagan’s original series, Almost Home here: http://bit.ly/1ssKQyt Make sure you support the upcoming series, Surviving The Dead, by donating here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/surviving-the-dead For a free trial and 10% off, visit Squarespace.com and enter offer code FURY at checkout. A better web starts with your website. Go to audiblepodcast.com/theread for a free audiobook and trial and to let em know we sent you!!
18/09/141h 34m

Good Job

Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more…
11/09/141h 22m

Bey Day

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.
04/09/141h 19m

Stung

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.
28/08/141h 28m

The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin & Assante)

We don’t really remember.
21/08/141h 12m

The Upheaval

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP.
14/08/141h 4m

This Is..The Remix

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.
07/08/141h 21m

The Bird Squat

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.
31/07/141h 20m

Wife Swap

Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on.
24/07/141h 7m

On The Run

The Carters have collected our edges…again.
17/07/141h 19m

I See London, I See France

Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb.
10/07/141h 39m

All Shade

The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read.
03/07/141h 36m

Vital Information

The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.
26/06/141h 3m

None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)

Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more.
20/06/141h 23m

Dont Mess With Pamela James

Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!
12/06/141h 12m

Crystal Tits

Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more.
05/06/141h 20m

Dial Up

For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home.
29/05/141h 21m

Ass Hook

Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more.
22/05/141h 16m

Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross)

…never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ]
15/05/141h 29m

Lemon Pepper Wings

Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys.
08/05/141h 27m

Banned for Life

Carter concerts, bare breasts and racism.
30/04/141h 26m

Butt Fingers

Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales.
24/04/141h 13m

The Mang-o-Rita Experiment

There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…
17/04/141h 18m

Leave Trick Daddy Alone

Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more!
10/04/141h 32m

Unleash The Draggin'

Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all.
03/04/141h 16m

The Winner Is North

North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface.
27/03/141h 6m

#Aubrihanna

It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call.
20/03/141h 13m

In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross)

Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love.
13/03/141h 10m

Live One Year Anniversary Show

The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City.
06/03/141h 37m

G I R L Bye...

Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet.
01/03/141h 13m

Angry & Optimistic

Vampires, Lil Kim and other horrifying things.
20/02/141h 22m

Gay, Black & Unbothered

This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood.
12/02/1449m 32s

Episode From Hell

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06/02/141h 4m

The Grammy Heist

Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this plus Vin Diesel’s attempt at surfing this week.
30/01/141h 2m

TooOld 4Instagram

Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more.
23/01/141h 6m

The Fall Of House Bieber

Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014.
16/01/1448m 33s

Break Babies

Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold
09/01/141h 3m

The Mailbag*

Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.
31/12/131h 19m
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