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Special guests I did a thing and Boy Boy join us to share the details that went into documenting and catching a yowie.

#175 - I did a thing & Boy Boy

Want to know all the details of the NPC's we messed with in our new video? Come learn everything in this new episode of The Misfits Podcast.

#174 - we got fired

cuddling up with Pyrocynical and pillow talking our way to his deepest dirtiest secrets

#173 - Pyrocynical's Dirty Secrets

join us for a romantic business dinner with the Misfits as we discuss delicate matters

#172 - Addressing the Allegations...

The Misfits come together in the back of a pink limousine to share the story of a recent road trip around Tasmania in some colourful cars. 
From the great locals to the near death experiences join us as we share all the details of our upcoming video.

#171 - TASMANIA ALMOST KILLED US

Join the Misfits as they share what the future of the podcast will be and share their thoughts on the usual topics such as drinking their own pee and purposefully raising a child horribly.

#170 - THE FUTURE

Join us in this Spotify exclusive as our dungeon master Cris leads the Misfits further through an adventure in the world of Dungeons & Dragons

Spotify Exclusive: Drongos and Dragons Part 2

Join us in this Spotify exclusive as our dungeon master Cris leads the Misfits through an adventure in the world of Dungeons & Dragons

Spotify Exclusive: Drongos and Dragons Part 1

2022's gonna be f*cking lit! Join us as we share our predictions and new years resolutions in this Spotify Exclusive episode of the Misfits Podcast.

Spotify Exclusive: 2022 is gonna be great!

Swagger's back from his christmas trip to America he shares how different it is after living in Australia for years, from bad food to awful people.

#169 - Swagger's American Nightmare

Join us in our final episode of 2021 as we share stories about the greatness of gold and strange as seen on TV snake catchers.

#168 - the snake wranglers

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone! Wrap yourself in this Spotify exclusive as we share some gifts in a secret santa and share some memories of Christmas past.

Spotify Exclusive: A Jolly Christmas Special

Join us in this Spotify Exclusive as we compete against each other in a ruthless game of not Jeopardy, who knows each other the most and will come out on top in this game.

Spotify Exclusive: Misfits Jeopardy

Jay shares how much he's been enjoying a recent addiction while we all come up with a plan to run for the Australian government.

#167 - becoming renown criminals

Join us in this Spotify Exclusive episode (unless you're one of them) as we share and assortment of the craziest theories out there some of which that are clearly true and others that are of course out of the human world.

Spotify Exclusive: Becoming Conspiracy Theorists

Fitz has an infestation of critters in his home while this leads to Jay figuring out his favourite film of all time and Mason shares his plan of getting a driver's license.

#166 - an antz catastrophe

In this Spotify Exclusive SwaggerSouls brings you on a talk to a clone he recently created and has in in depth conversation with himself.

Spotify Exclusive: The SwaggerSouls Interview

Rushing to deliver some seed and psychedelics starting everything join us for talks about some odd topics as usual.

#165 - psychedelic religion

The Misfits game of Cards Against Humanity continues in this Spotify exclusive, the stomachs are churning from their boozey punishments.

Spotify Exclusive: Misfits Against Humanity Part 2

The uno world champion, the winner of clothes and taker of cakes to the face Danny from RackaRacka joins us today to share his travels with Fitz throughout America from what it's like to film a MrBeast video to beating influencers at uno.

#164 - THE UNO WORLD CHAMPION

In this Spotify exclusive episode of the Misfits Podcast we play the infamous card game "Cards Against Humanity" with a boozey punishment for the loser of each round.

Spotify Exclusive: Misfits Against Humanity Part 1

We've had some incredible guests in the past but the guests we have are unrivalled in their fields, tune in to find out just exactly who they are we're sure you'll know them.

#163 - OUR BIGGEST GUESTS YET

Mater from Cars and the caterpillar from A Bug's Life are just a couple of great products that could be headed your way with our incredible idea we have planned.

#162 - our best business idea

A skin care product has stirred the internet like crazy and professional pot stirrer has announced his retirement.

#161 - reflecting on retirement

Sexual tensions at an all time high as Swagger shows off a great pair on the show as everyone else shares their excitement of leaving lockdown in Melbourne. 

#160 - SWAGGER'S PAIR OF TREASURES

The Misfits come together to share their opinions on how a majority of video games have changed throughout the years from true story telling experiences to cash grab multiplayer dopamine giving machines.

#159 - bad games and favoritism

Anything4Views joins the Misfits this episode to share his interactions with police during Melbourne's lockdowns and discuss Twitch's earnings leak they've recently had.

#158 - The New World w/ Anything4Views

Festival drugs and poisonous berries are they similar and which would you feed to your family? From earthquakes to vengeful monkeys come give this episode a listen.

#157 - Poisoning our families

Abandonment, betrayal what traumatic childhood memories do the Misfits share tune in and find out.

#156 - traumatic childhood memories

How would the future look with spying on the masses, spiders in ears and robots controlling the way people behave in public, from billionaires investing in de-aging to spiders in our ears the Misfits discuss it.

#155 - an honest orwellian future

The Misfits join your for another week with stories of crackhead parsley pinchers, sneaky Jewish members in Melbourne and the riots that have recently sparked up in RuneScape.

#154 - Swagger's Sneaky Synagogue

Masons been locked away developing his portal and is now back to share the details on his revolutionary invention.
*Warning use of portal may result in loss of hair*

#153 - Mason's portal works!

The crypto markets booming and you should invest, who knows who could be the next beeplecrap overnight but are they a scam? Swagger and Fitz argue heavily whether or not NFTs and crypto are or not in this episode.
(not financial advice)

#152 - NFT'S WILL MAKE YOU RICH

Creating a new religion today sounds like the best idea, so tune in and find out what our values are just don't go stealing our idea for our new busin- religion.

#151 - our perfect religion

A recent dramatic snow trip ends up with the boys getting involved with a great group of orthodox Jewish people.

#150 - meeting the rare snow Jews

The creator of Sonichu and one of the most documented persons on the internet, due to recent news we delve into the history and life of Chris Weston Chandler.

#149 - tragic internet history

From condom canoes to carboard beds the Olympics has had it all this year and we're here to discuss some of the things going on.

#148 - the sexy olympics

Billionaires are privatizing space tourism and arguments over the classification of the passengers on their rockets and whether or not they should be considered astronauts.

#147 - billionaire astronauts

The Misfits join you to share their official drug tier list.
From weed to pcp we rank our favourite substances, which ones you should stay away from and share some unheard stories that came from using these drugs.

#146 - the best drugs tier list

Should you leave your partner if  they're constantly wetting the bed and you're having to wake up in their pee? The ethics of such are discussed in this episode along with the tale of a dick breaking world recording in the UK.

#145 - wetting the bed with chicken soup

Spectator who caused Kim Jong Un's apparent weight loss identifying as Korean after Twitter blows up about emergency sex doll.
Watch all about it and more on this episode of The Misfits Herald.

#144 - coming out as trans-korean

Anti-virus software creator John McAfee has passed and conspiracy theories are sparking up based on tweets made prior to his death, we join you to discuss such theories and to share our thoughts on it.

#143 - The John McAfee Conspiracy

Fitz shares stories of men being swallowed by whales and takes us on and journey through a forest with a violent chimp while Tobi reveals her dating profile to pull in prime adventurous partners

#142 - taking every drug ever

Guess what, it's our third birthday! Fire, explosions, alcohol and chaos join us to help us celebrate three years of the Misfits Podcast

#141 - it's our 3rd birthday!

Turn up it's pride month, the gangs here to share stories and hypotheticals with you all. From Tobi's genuinely transphobic interaction at a bar to what would happen if we just gave monkeys a whole city.

#140 - Pride and Prejudiced

Aliens live among us, they probe us for information on our bodies and Boe Jiden is an actor. Just some theories that Swagger believes. Join us as we delve deeper into these and many other believable topics.

#139 - Swagger is a conspiracy theorist

People thought we were getting PC, this episode proves otherwise. From Fitz's DMs with Belle Delphine to a bunch of gay men gaming this episode isn't appropriate for anyone.

#138 - it just keeps getting worse

A very serious episode this week in which Mason shares his story of meeting the easter bunny recently and how that has progressed into him going to meet the rest of the mystical gods, while Swagger tells on how he's becoming a hot tub streamer very soon.

#137 - mason met big chungus

Chad (anything4views) joins us this week to share his adventures of New Zealand with Fitz recently, from massive drug operations to taking in the natural beauty of New Zealand this episode has it all. with a lot of dick talk sprinkled in-between for good measure.

#136 - anything4views is a literal hobbit

Tobi, Swagger and Matt share their thoughts on emotions and if having any of them removed would still make a person human, how the cars universe makes absolutely no sense and Swagger shares how he wanted to bring EpicSMP to a satisfying conclusion for viewers and himself personally as a content creator. 

#135 - we miss fitz

Tobi's back from her holiday to Perth with stories of vibrators, peep shows and guns to share. Meanwhile Fitz shares his thoughts on munchkins in the wizard of oz.

#134 - bonsai humans

Mason walks us through his experience of going to Sydney recently and the things that happened during his trip, from an ass tattoo to a popeye looking drug dealer.

#133 - Mason's lubed adventure

Join us in the improbable quest, if you feel destiny calling, and see as I see, a podcast with endless talk of gloryholes, whether or not the titan Mr Beast can get off or not all while our upcoming president sinks a few cold ones.

#132 - Zuckles for President

We recently took a trip to South Australia to film a video and unearthed a curse which haunted us throughout the whole trip. From blood drawn, fish killed to ghosts summoned the curse striked.

#131 - Misfits Cursed Holiday

No legs, no jokes, no context, no offense. Are twitter crusaders doing more harm than good? The misfits are here to discuss if what stans get upset about are worthy of going to such extremes such as doxing. 

#130 - we can't stan this anymore

We've never done it and neither should you but you should give this episode a listen and hear why Jay is going to be unable to do the podcast moving forward due to an anonymous email he's received recently and Swagger reveals how he scammed himself with a furniture order.

#129 - NEVER shake a baby

From what disgusting food everyone's eaten to stories of men having sex with stuffed animals and our plans of hunting bigfoot this episode of the misfits podcast has it all.

#128 - we're hunting bigfoot

Fitz, Tobi and Swagger join you today to chat about incels and the factors that cause them such as brothels to sex education. Fitz also shares the significant importance of self worth when trying to overcome depression.

#127 - incel therapy

The whole gangs back on a brand new set to share what's happened recently from a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard concert on acid to the recent surge in popularity NFT art has gained. This episode also gets pretty deep on the groups thoughts on how the podcast has been in quality recently and how we need change.

#126 - making this podcast great again

Our glorious leader has blessed us with another episode of the hit Australian ally podcast Misfits! The gracious members talk about our glorious dictatorship and how great it is while also doing a talking about a multitude of subjects from sexuals of bdsm to the court of public opinion.

#125 - North Korea's favorite podcast

Mason shares a recent story of getting into a fight and his current mission of building a one way portal at his home while everyone builds a god tier list. 

#124 - Mason got jumped

The gang tests their improv abilities in different scenarios while dissecting the power impostor syndrome can have in people's careers and friendships.

#123 - Fake It till you make It

GME, insider trading and baboons are on the rise and we're investing! Join a partial party as they all reveal something interesting and personal about themselves from past jobs to record breaking ejaculations on a destination to nowhere.

#122 - Apples to Oranges

Fitz and Mason recall a short trip to Adelaide including drunken antics and adventures with the likes of Anything4Views and the RackaRacka boys, while a shitty debate gets started amongst the group about sitting or standing to wipe.

#121 - we went limp mode

We're back from our month break over the Christmas/new years holidays and what a break it's been. A lots been going on from a certain Rust server with multiple huge streamers to twitter getting angry over some words from Fitz. The whole gang comes together to share and reveal details into what's happened while we've been on break.

#120 - the misfits are cancelled

The third and final Spotify Exclusive Discord podcast. The boys round it off with some quick questions including some weird ones towards the end...

Spotify Exclusive: why we shouldn't do a podcast with our viewers...

What a year 2020 has been. The gang comes back to reflect and explain what's happened throughout their year both personally and as a group. Many details past and future are revealed about Misfits including why our American Tour was cancelled, our plans for videos and podcasts while Fitz explains his recent 'drama' with Pokimane.

#119 - 2021'S GONNA BE LIT

The Misfits jump back on discord for another Spoitify exclusive podcast with the viewers. They exchange words with the man that found SwaggerSouls face as well as someone who enjoys exploring paranormal places.

Spotify Exclusive: we did a podcast with our viewers... again

The gang come together this belated thanksgiving to share what they're thankful for, to recall a thanksgiving night out in Melbourne and some important news on the Podcast is revealed.

#118 - we're so thankful for crack

In this Spotify Exclusive the Misfits jump on discord with the viewers to hear some interesting tales such as being pressed by a car park security guard and leaving high school to meditate in a Japanese monk monestary.

Spotify Exclusive: we did a podcast with our viewers

Fitz, SwaggerSouls & Zuckles share their experience filming a music video with up and coming rapper BOY $COUT GATSBY. Toby also helps out the economy by getting a loan on her new car.

#117 - WE FILMED A MUSIC VIDEO

In this very serious episode the misfits decide on how well an 8-ball would work for making decisions in society and whether or not a straw is just a tunnel.

#116 - a guide to being offensive

Swagger shares tales of former classmates indulging in sativa use, this leads the boys to discuss what is the hardest drugs they'd ever try.

#115 - should we do heroin?

With lockdown easing in Melbourne Fitz & SwaggerSouls had an interesting night with a stuttering homeless man, a car accident and a fat dog shooting a fat nut on Anything4views.

#114 - even dogs are horny in lockdown...

We've finally been let out of our houses here in Melbourne and your favourite absolutely accurate educational podcast is back again to share their thoughts on banning children from accessing the internet and how Melbourne's recent lockdown has psychologically conditioned people into thinking doing menial tasks outside is criminal.

#113 - WE'RE FINALLY FREE

Fitz and Swagger opened their third eye recently while on a mushroom trip. They now come to the Misfits Podcast to share their experiences and tales of vomiting, dancing and meeting fans while tripping.

#112 - WE TRIPPED ON SHROOMS

Toby is running out of storage space for bodies in her freezer and questions the rest of the Misfits on how long you could physically stay in a freezer while McCreamy continues his love train for horses even though we all know they suck.

#111 - WE'RE GETTING PC?

In this mentally desolate episode we discuss whether or not banks are acting sus, the ethics of microchipping everyone to get dlc skills and Mason reveals details on how he was doxed.

#110 - Zero Active Braincells

Meth head acting is a range of training and rehearsal techniques that seek to encourage sincere and emotionally expressive performances whilst high on methamphetamine.

#109 - methhead acting

Toby talks about her dream of owning a speaking sex doll and how she'd go about transporting it on an international flight, Mason also shares how he recently nearly died while operating a vehicle while inebriated.

#108 - bringing a sex doll on a flight

Three men from the top of their fields come together to discuss the possibility of intelligence within intergalactic life while McCreamy reveals how much he loves horses and how they're the superior mode of transportation.

#107 - SWAGGERSOULS IS ON A WATCHLIST

Brain expansion commonly occurs while listening to The Misfits Podcast but for all the wrong reasons. SwaggerSouls takes the role as teacher and tries to expand Zuckles knowledge on a handful of topics such as nuclear reactors, antarctica and how to inhabit mars.

#106 - 9000 IQ MASON MOMENTS

Misfits bring out the magic with a fully packed podcast discussing David Blaine's most recent performance 'Ascension' while Mason shares the details on playing pool with questionable hookers in Thailand.

#105 - FITZ WILL DELETE 2020

Spotify Exclusive: drunk never have I ever

The Misfits share their stories on how close they've each come to death while trying to understand the complexities of time travel, the dangers of motorcycle riding and deciding on which drug best describes themselves.

#104 - HOW MASON NEARLY DIED

#103 - fitz DESTROYS Matt

Do radio-waves cause Coronavirus? In this Spotify exclusive episode, the Misfits duke it out in a series of heated, highly intellectual and totally sensible debates.

Spotify Exclusive: Master Debaters

#102 - fame is overrated

Master masturbator and world record collection holder of sex toys, Cr1TiKaL aka MoistCr1TiKaL aka Charlie, joins the Misfits to share tales of breaking dicks, illegally stealing videos and his religious upbringing.

#101 - Masturbatory Stories with Cr1TiKaL

The supplier of excessive laughter, binge eating & a good nights sleep, the misfits are joined by Captain Cooked who shares their stories of working in the industry, as well as being a dominatrix's side kick.

Spotify Exclusive: podcast with THE DRUG DEALER (illegal)

#100 - WE SOLVE THE APOCALYPSE

#99 - KARENS RUIN EVERYTHING

In this Spotify exclusive episode, we gathered the Kiwi Misfits; Fitz, Tobi & McCreamy to talk about some of their experiences in their country of origin.

Spotify Exclusive: The Three Zealanders

Do NOT follow any of Fitz' parenting advice.

#98 - Fitz is the WORST parent

The boys investigate what animals have the ability to masturbate while discussing high functioning meth users.

#97 - The Jacking Off Episode

In this Spotify exclusive episode, Fitz & Swagger use Dr. Aaron's questions to determine whether or not they're destined for love.

Spotify Exclusive: Will Fitz & Swagger Fall in Love?

Really hoping our parents don't watch this one.

#96 - Cursed Would You Rather

Zuckles' brother, Koby, joins the boys to reveal an upcoming Misfits vid, discuss details of gory food poisoning and rate the best medieval torture devices of all time.

#95 - ZUCKLES' BROTHER RETURNS

In this Spotify exclusive episode of the Misfits Podcast, Fitz & Toby discuss their unusual schooling experience & how they originally met.