Lindsay's Makeup Mishap and other tales...

This week's tales include a makeup mishap, a washing machine catastrophe, some blessed beads and someone seeking forgiveness for something YET to happen. Simon gives us a flavour of the 'Blacklisted Tales' just not suitable for broadcast and we look inside the 'Podcast Postbox'. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt involving a rather large baby! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk