Joseph's Danger Zone Deception and other tales...

Joseph, Andy, Steve and 'The Nightmare Student from Birmingham' are the ones seeking penitence this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Plus Simon gives us a flavour of some of the Confessions that just weren't suitable for broadcast; there's an array of American accents and we've dug out another Confession from the archive - the classic catflap tale! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk