The recent debate about David Beckham giving his daughter a peck on the lips leads Zoe and Anna to discuss the difference between slug kisses and snail kisses. This leads to the broader subject of public displays of affection with your other half, from clenching buttocks to full-on snogs. Are you a limpet on a rock, or are you a trophy? Do PDAs make you promiscuous or a player? And what word does Anna hate more than ‘player’? That’ll be ‘jiggy’, and that word is mentioned a fair bit as Zoe and Anna chat about the things people think about before sex. It’s all about the Big O (Ovaltine), not dirty talk. Other topics discussed include nightmarish trips to Santa’s Grotto, road rage at the school gates and how sandwiches can lead to accidents.