The heart of a man is hungry...
One of the first things people teach their children is how helpful the police can be. If you’re hurt, or lost, or need help, the police are always there in a pinch.
But there’s a man who just sort of looks like a policeman roaming through the suburbs of Grand Rapids, Minnesota. Except, you see, that he’s fat and dirty and smells just awful. And a smile that never seems to reach his two odd, differently colored eyes.
And if you knew what was buried under his garage, well, you’d probably think twice about getting in the back of his nasty old car. If, that is, he lets you.