Everton and West Ham legend Tony Cottee joins us on the Soccer AM podcast to discuss goal scoring records, the forgotten concept of the player manager and the moment Tony realised he was playing a professional game of football against his own window cleaner!
Plus, we find out about the time he was given a Fiat Uno by the PFA, discover why it's impossible to play football in Malaysian humidity and attempt to get answers to the biggest mystery in English football; was Emile Heskey hypnotised into falling over at Leicester?!
Tony also reveals the reasons he left his role at Barnet, explains the secrets of Martin O'Neill's management style and tells us about his infamous scrapbook!
But that's not all, we've more news on Nigel Reo Coker's taxi problems, Smithy's throwing acronyms around like they're going out of fashion (much to Pete's confusion) and we've finally gone viral...in a local Devon newspaper.
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