The Allusionist

Tranquillusionist: Home and Garden

This is the Tranquillusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, quell anxiety and calm brain frenzies by replacing your interior monologue with words detached from significance. In this case: the list of HGTV original programming, and lawnmower adverts from before I was born.
Find this episode and a transcript and some pics of lawnmower ads at <a href="http://theallusionist.org/homeandgarden">theallusionist.org/homeandgarden</a>, and all the Allusionist episodes - other Tranquillusionists and also ones that are actually about something - at <a href="http://theallusionist.org/">theallusionist.org</a>.
The original music is by Martin Austwick. Hear Martin’s songs at <a href="http://palebirdmusic.com">palebirdmusic.com </a>or on Spotify, and he’s @martinaustwick on Twitter and Instagram. He also composed the music for the new kids’ science podcast Maddie’s Sound Explorers.
I make two other podcasts, Veronica Mars Investigations and Answer Me This, which are also soothingly escapist.
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