How do you wipe your bum? And what to do when your toddler cracks you in the jewels.

What the most painful thing your kids have done to you? Hit you in the knackers? Cracked you on the nose? Uppercut to the chin? Some parents have been hospitalised by their five-year-olds, what can you do to protect yourself from the little terrors when they play rough? JK and Al hear experience from some of the most abused parents! And instead of costly child care or bribing family to look after your kids for a night 'out-out' How about saving some dough and having a night 'in-in' instead? JK and Al talk through ideas you can use to transform another night in front of the telly into something really fun for the parents to let of steam - all without having to leave the house! Are you a jealous parent? Al and JK here from a guilty father asking for forgiveness. What lengths has jealously driven him to and can they forgive? Al and JK find out the answers to these and loads more dad-centric issues in this episode of Don't Tell Your Mum Plus, JK's tech addition - a brand new tech review every episode. In this week's episode, JK reviews some exciting new tech! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Behringer-UCA222-U-Control-Ultra-Low-Interface/dp/B0023BYDHK/ref=sr\_1\_1?keywords=behringer+flexible+audio+interface&qid=1583866596&sr=8-1 Listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices