Yo ho ho! Splice the bilge tank, it’s Mastchris Eve! Just in time for the big day, here’s Tom Crowley’s guide to the perfect Mastchris celebration. Tweet about your Mastchris Day with the hashtag #mastchris or email your thoughts and tips to firstname.lastname@example.org. To get an exclusive digital Mastchris card, go to patreon.com/crowleytime. Special thanks to Rachel Parris.