69: Make Willies Boring Again

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer, who tells us why he's got no policies except wanting to "make willies boring again"; we also replay the moment when the radio show cut live to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground in Tel Aviv for some serious breaking news; and Eshaan Akbar gave us a milder-than-usual Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, which still had a little bit of a kick (think: dhansak), about who celebrities are telling us they're standing with.  Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us. If you have a question for Nadine or Jordan, then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don't use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Joz has a Substack about the creative process, which you can read here. Esyllt does a podcast about the gap between Gen X and Millennials called The Xennial Dome, which you can hear here. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices